1 00:00:02,591 --> 00:00:04,326 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 2 00:00:04,359 --> 00:00:05,427 AT LAST. 3 00:00:05,460 --> 00:00:06,728 LIEUTENANT BACKSTROM IS COMING? 4 00:00:06,761 --> 00:00:08,530 I, TOO, WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME AT NIGHT. 5 00:00:08,563 --> 00:00:10,365 LOOK, I WAS DRIVING BACKSTROM HERE FOR HIS APPOINTMENT, 6 00:00:10,399 --> 00:00:13,235 AND THEN HE GOT A VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL, ALL RIGHT? 7 00:00:13,268 --> 00:00:15,070 BUT HE INSISTED I COME HERE AND TELL YOU IN PERSON, SO... 8 00:00:15,104 --> 00:00:17,606 WHAT KIND OF IMPORTANT CALL? 9 00:00:17,639 --> 00:00:22,277 A SUMMONS FROM THE HEAD OF THE CIVILIAN OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE. 10 00:00:22,311 --> 00:00:24,279 [ SIGHS ] THANK YOU FOR COMING. 11 00:00:24,313 --> 00:00:26,248 I'M NOT GONNA SAY NO TO A BOOTY CALL. 12 00:00:26,281 --> 00:00:29,017 FIRST THING I SAID ON THE PHONE IS, "THIS IS NO A BOOTY CALL." 13 00:00:29,050 --> 00:00:31,553 AND YET WE'RE HEADED TOWARDS YOUR BEDROOM. 14 00:00:31,586 --> 00:00:34,189 BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE THE POSSUM IS. 15 00:00:34,223 --> 00:00:35,657 UH-HUH. OKAY. 16 00:00:36,958 --> 00:00:39,261 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT HEARING ANYTHING. 17 00:00:39,294 --> 00:00:41,630 MAYBE HE WENT AWAY ON HIS OWN? 18 00:00:41,663 --> 00:00:43,632 YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE LONELY, 19 00:00:43,665 --> 00:00:45,234 YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE UP STORIES 20 00:00:45,267 --> 00:00:47,869 ABOUT RABID POSSUMS IN YOUR BEDROOM. 21 00:00:47,902 --> 00:00:49,571 LET'S DISCUSS OUR DELUSIONS 22 00:00:49,604 --> 00:00:51,240 AFTER YOU GET RID OF THE POSSUM. 23 00:00:53,475 --> 00:00:54,776 LET'S DO THIS. 24 00:00:57,346 --> 00:00:59,047 Backstrom: AH! [ POSSUM SQUEAKS ] 25 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:00,649 UH, OKAY, YOU WEREN'T KIDDING! 26 00:01:00,682 --> 00:01:01,983 [ POSSUM CHITTERS ] 27 00:01:02,016 --> 00:01:04,253 YOU'VE GOT A, UH... 28 00:01:04,286 --> 00:01:06,788 WILD ANIMAL PROBABLY POOPING EBOLA ON YOUR BED. 29 00:01:06,821 --> 00:01:08,157 OH, GOD. 30 00:01:08,190 --> 00:01:10,659 HERE'S $18. GO STAY AT A HOTEL. 31 00:01:10,692 --> 00:01:12,727 WHERE? IN 1952? 32 00:01:12,761 --> 00:01:14,663 [ Electronic voice ] TEXT. TEXT. TEXT. 33 00:01:14,696 --> 00:01:16,298 OH, SHOOT. 34 00:01:16,331 --> 00:01:17,566 DUTY CALLS. 35 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:19,268 I NEED YOU TO GET ME A RIDE. 36 00:01:19,301 --> 00:01:20,502 HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 37 00:01:20,535 --> 00:01:23,138 VALENTINE. BUT HE TOOK OFF. WHY? 38 00:01:23,172 --> 00:01:25,174 'CAUSE HE KNEW THIS WAS A BOOTY CALL. 39 00:01:25,207 --> 00:01:26,575 [ SIGHS ] 40 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:29,178 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 41 00:01:29,211 --> 00:01:31,746 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 42 00:01:31,780 --> 00:01:34,115 Man: ONE FLOOR UPSTAIRS. I'LL GET HIM. 43 00:01:36,285 --> 00:01:37,552 Backstrom: THERE YOU GO. 44 00:01:39,888 --> 00:01:41,022 EVENING, LIEUTENANT. 45 00:01:41,055 --> 00:01:42,324 WHY'D YOU TAKE A CAB? 46 00:01:42,357 --> 00:01:43,925 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT GROWN PEOPLE DO 47 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:46,195 WHEN THEY NEED TO GET SOMEWHERE. 48 00:01:46,228 --> 00:01:50,365 THE VICTIM IS VANESSA TAYMOR, AGE 44. 49 00:01:50,399 --> 00:01:52,167 BLUNT-FORCE TRAUMA 50 00:01:52,201 --> 00:01:54,269 CONSISTENT WITH BEING STRUCK AND RUN OVER BY AN AUTOMOBILE. 51 00:01:54,303 --> 00:01:55,704 WHAT, THAT SPACESHIP? 52 00:01:55,737 --> 00:01:57,439 NO. THAT VEHICLE WAS REGISTERED TO THE VICTIM. 53 00:01:57,472 --> 00:01:59,841 OH, RIGHT, 'CAUSE THAT BATTERY-OPERATED VANITY TOY 54 00:01:59,874 --> 00:02:02,411 PROBABLY COULDN'T GO FAST ENOUGH TO KILL SOMEONE. 55 00:02:03,978 --> 00:02:06,014 THIS IS VANESSA TAYMOR. 56 00:02:07,316 --> 00:02:09,551 VANESSA TAYMOR, THE FORMER VENTURE CAPITALIST. 57 00:02:09,584 --> 00:02:12,454 SHE MADE A BAJILLION DOLLARS BEFORE SHE RETIRED? 58 00:02:12,487 --> 00:02:14,489 SHE'S MARRIED TO TAD TAYMOR. 59 00:02:15,824 --> 00:02:17,526 TAD TAYMOR? 60 00:02:17,559 --> 00:02:18,827 [ Chuckling ] TAD TAYMOR? 61 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:20,061 STOP SAYING "TAD TAYMOR." 62 00:02:20,094 --> 00:02:21,730 FAMOUS FORMER TENNIS PLAYER. 63 00:02:21,763 --> 00:02:24,399 SO, THE VICTIM IS RICH. 64 00:02:24,433 --> 00:02:25,700 THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. 65 00:02:25,734 --> 00:02:27,802 A RICH PERSON GETS HIT-AND-RUNNED, 66 00:02:27,836 --> 00:02:29,571 THE BIG GUNS GET CALLED IN. 67 00:02:29,604 --> 00:02:31,306 IS THAT IT? 68 00:02:31,340 --> 00:02:34,142 BERTOLT BRECHT SAYS, "CORPSES SOUR YOU. 69 00:02:34,175 --> 00:02:36,077 THEY ARE BAD FOR OBJECTIVITY." 70 00:02:36,110 --> 00:02:38,547 NIEDERMAYER... SERIOUSLY. 71 00:02:38,580 --> 00:02:41,683 THIS OVERLAPPING PATTERN OF FORWARD AND BACKWARD, 72 00:02:41,716 --> 00:02:45,254 CENTRIFUGALLY FORMED IMPRESSIONS SUGGESTS OTHERWISE. 73 00:02:45,287 --> 00:02:46,755 I -- 74 00:02:46,788 --> 00:02:48,423 BUT THE DRIVER STRUCK VANESSA TAYMOR HERE. 75 00:02:48,457 --> 00:02:50,759 SHE HOPPED UP ONTO THE HOOD, CRACKED THE WINDSHIELD, 76 00:02:50,792 --> 00:02:52,261 AND SHE LANDED HERE. 77 00:02:52,294 --> 00:02:53,728 AND THEN THE DRIVER THEN SLAMS ON HIS BRAKES, 78 00:02:53,762 --> 00:02:55,997 CAUSING THESE SKID MARKS, JAMS IT IN REVERSE, 79 00:02:56,030 --> 00:02:58,267 BURNING RUBBER HERE, BACKING OVER THE VICTIM 80 00:02:58,300 --> 00:02:59,834 WHILE SHE LAY PRONE ON THE GROUND, 81 00:02:59,868 --> 00:03:02,271 AND THEN SLAMMING ON HIS BRAKES AGAIN HERE -- 82 00:03:02,304 --> 00:03:04,105 PHEW! -- AND THEN FLOORS IT INTO FORWARD, 83 00:03:04,138 --> 00:03:06,107 HITTING THE VICTIM FOR A THIRD TIME 84 00:03:06,140 --> 00:03:08,176 BEFORE CONTINUING OUT ON THE EXIT. 85 00:03:08,209 --> 00:03:10,445 I MEAN, AT LEAST, THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT. 86 00:03:10,479 --> 00:03:12,113 I'M OFFICIALLY DECLARING THIS 87 00:03:12,146 --> 00:03:14,349 "A HIT, ANOTHER HIT... 88 00:03:14,383 --> 00:03:17,018 ANOTHER HIT... AND RUN." 89 00:03:17,051 --> 00:03:18,119 THANK YOU. 90 00:03:18,152 --> 00:03:19,954 THANK YOU. 91 00:03:19,988 --> 00:03:21,256 THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 92 00:03:21,290 --> 00:03:22,591 [ GROANS ] 93 00:03:22,624 --> 00:03:24,259 OH, YOU GOT TO REALLY HATE SOMEONE 94 00:03:24,293 --> 00:03:26,027 TO RUN OVER 'EM THAT MANY TIMES. 95 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:27,629 OBVIOUSLY, THE HUSBAND DID IT, 96 00:03:27,662 --> 00:03:29,564 SOMEBODY WITH BALLS BIG ENOUGH 97 00:03:29,598 --> 00:03:31,266 TO PRETEND THAT TENNIS IS A REAL SPORT 98 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:32,967 AND RICH ENOUGH TO THINK 99 00:03:33,001 --> 00:03:34,903 THAT HE COULD DRIVE AWAY WITH MURDER. 100 00:03:34,936 --> 00:03:37,806 PUTTING HIM IN JAIL WITH THE BOTTOM ONE PERCENT -- 101 00:03:37,839 --> 00:03:40,642 OH, THAT'S GONNA BE FUN. 102 00:03:40,675 --> 00:03:43,244 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 103 00:03:43,278 --> 00:03:46,648 [ Electronic voice ] WORK. WORK. WORK. WORK. WORK. 104 00:03:46,681 --> 00:03:48,717 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] 105 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:51,786 [ SIGHS ] WORK. WORK. WORK. 106 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:53,622 WORK. 107 00:03:53,655 --> 00:03:55,390 IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU CALLED. 108 00:03:55,424 --> 00:03:58,159 YOU GOT THE HUSBAND IN CUSTODY? GRAVELY: Yes. 109 00:03:58,192 --> 00:04:00,829 HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL, BUT THE DOCTOR SAYS HE CAN'T TALK TO US. 110 00:04:00,862 --> 00:04:02,331 JUST PICK ME UP ON THE WAY. 111 00:04:02,364 --> 00:04:04,132 THE DOCTOR SAYS... 112 00:04:04,165 --> 00:04:05,567 The rich bastard can't hide 113 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,403 BEHIND A NOTE FROM HIS DOCTOR, OKAY? 114 00:04:08,437 --> 00:04:09,971 AND GET ME A COFFEE. 115 00:04:11,606 --> 00:04:14,676 I MADE IT CLEAR THAT MR. TAYMOR IS UNABLE TO SPEAK RIGHT NOW. 116 00:04:14,709 --> 00:04:16,511 OH, DID HE PAY YOU OFF TO SAY THAT? 117 00:04:16,545 --> 00:04:19,147 MR. TAYMOR IS SEDATED. WE'LL CALL YOU WHEN HE WAKES. 118 00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:20,782 OH, WHAT HAPPENED? 119 00:04:20,815 --> 00:04:22,684 DID HE SPLIT OPEN HIS NOSE ON THE STEERING WHEEL 120 00:04:22,717 --> 00:04:24,753 WHEN HE RAN OVER HIS WIFE? 121 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:27,188 MR. TAYMOR HAS STAGE-4 LUNG CANCER. 122 00:04:27,221 --> 00:04:30,592 AS A PARTICIPANT IN A BLIND EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT PROTOCOL, 123 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:32,827 HE HASN'T LEFT THE HOSPITAL IN SIX WEEKS. 124 00:04:32,861 --> 00:04:35,697 EXCUSE ME. 125 00:04:35,730 --> 00:04:38,199 TERMINAL CANCER. WOW. 126 00:04:38,232 --> 00:04:40,268 TALK ABOUT OVERDOING IT WITH THE ALIBI. 127 00:04:40,301 --> 00:04:41,870 Dr. Deb: LIEUTENANT BACKSTROM. 128 00:04:41,903 --> 00:04:43,538 OH. HEY. 129 00:04:43,572 --> 00:04:45,874 GRAVELY, THIS IS MY DOCTOR, DEB. 130 00:04:45,907 --> 00:04:48,109 BACK IN HIS HOME COUNTRY OF TANDOORISTAN, 131 00:04:48,142 --> 00:04:49,611 HE IS THE SULTAN OF SURGERY, 132 00:04:49,644 --> 00:04:51,780 BUT HERE HE JUST WORKS FOR THE POLICE UNION. 133 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:53,648 I'M HERE VISITING A PATIENT WHO NEEDED SURGERY, 134 00:04:53,682 --> 00:04:55,350 JUST LIKE I'LL VISIT YOU WHEN YOU'RE HERE 135 00:04:55,384 --> 00:04:56,451 FOR YOUR QUADRUPLE BYPASS. 136 00:04:56,485 --> 00:04:57,652 OKAY. 137 00:04:57,686 --> 00:04:58,720 YOU'VE MISSED THREE APPOINTMENTS. 138 00:04:58,753 --> 00:04:59,854 DO YOU HAVE A GOOD REASON? 139 00:04:59,888 --> 00:05:01,623 YES, I DO. 140 00:05:01,656 --> 00:05:03,725 IT'S NOT... TERMINAL CANCER, 141 00:05:03,758 --> 00:05:05,627 BUT IT... IT'S A PRETTY GOOD REASON. 142 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:08,196 MISS ONE MORE APPOINTMENT, AND I WILL HAVE TO WITHDRAW 143 00:05:08,229 --> 00:05:10,699 YOUR PROVISIONAL FITNESS CERTIFICATION. 144 00:05:12,233 --> 00:05:13,635 NICE TO MEET YOU, DETECTIVE GRAVELY, 145 00:05:13,668 --> 00:05:15,069 AND YOU HAVE MY DEEPEST SYMPATHIES. 146 00:05:15,103 --> 00:05:18,507 AND I FEEL YOUR PAIN... DR. CHAMAN. 147 00:05:19,574 --> 00:05:21,209 "DR. CHAMAN"? 148 00:05:21,242 --> 00:05:23,412 "DEB" IS HIS FIRST NAME? 149 00:05:23,445 --> 00:05:25,313 Nadia: I WAS ABLE TO ACCESS 150 00:05:25,346 --> 00:05:27,582 THE VICTIM'S CONTACT AND DIGITAL CALENDAR. 151 00:05:27,616 --> 00:05:29,718 HUH. HOTEL EVENTS MANAGER CORROBORATES 152 00:05:29,751 --> 00:05:32,086 THAT SHE WAS THERE CHECKING OUT FACILITIES. 153 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:33,988 SHE HAS A CURIOUS APPOINTMENT TODAY. 154 00:05:34,022 --> 00:05:36,190 Niedermayer: AT 2:00 P.M., M.J. AT M's? 155 00:05:36,224 --> 00:05:37,526 MM-HMM, AND THAT SAME APPOINTMENT 156 00:05:37,559 --> 00:05:39,060 RECURS EVERY THURSDAY, 157 00:05:39,093 --> 00:05:40,929 SO I WENT ONLINE TO CHECK FOR CLUES 158 00:05:40,962 --> 00:05:42,997 ON WHAT "M.J." STANDS FOR, AND GUESS WHAT? 159 00:05:43,031 --> 00:05:44,833 Almond: HMM? MARIJUANA. 160 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:46,501 MM. SO, "M's" HER DEALER? 161 00:05:46,535 --> 00:05:48,837 AND THERE'S ALSO MICHAEL JACKSON, MOOSE JAW, 162 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:51,272 MONSTER JAM, MECHANICAL JOINT, AND MEGAJOULES. 163 00:05:51,305 --> 00:05:53,174 SO, SHE HAS WEEKLY ENERGY MEETINGS? 164 00:05:53,207 --> 00:05:55,109 IN MOOSE JAW? [ CHUCKLES ] 165 00:05:55,143 --> 00:05:56,578 YOU GUYS ARE MOCKING ME. 166 00:05:56,611 --> 00:05:58,513 OKAY, SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT STANDS FOR, 167 00:05:58,547 --> 00:06:00,982 YOU -- YOU SMARTY-PANTS BOYS? 168 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:03,552 MAHJONG. 169 00:06:03,585 --> 00:06:05,787 RICH LADIES PLAY MAHJONG IN THE AFTERNOON. 170 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:07,422 "M" IS HER FRIEND WHO HOSTS. 171 00:06:07,456 --> 00:06:08,790 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MAHJONG? 172 00:06:08,823 --> 00:06:10,124 MY MOM USED TO MAKE ME 173 00:06:10,158 --> 00:06:11,860 GO TO AFTER-SCHOOL PROGRAMS WHEN I WAS KID 174 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:13,462 FUNDED BY RICH LADIES, 175 00:06:13,495 --> 00:06:17,031 AND EVERY NOW AND THEN, I HAD TO PUT ON A SUIT AND TIE 176 00:06:17,065 --> 00:06:18,633 AND GO BY AND SAY "THANK YOU"?. 177 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:21,035 DURING MAHJONG? OH, YEAH. THEY LOVE IT. 178 00:06:21,069 --> 00:06:25,306 AHA. AND HER FAVORITE CONTACT -- MEREDITH, NO LAST NAME. 179 00:06:25,339 --> 00:06:26,941 I'LL GET MY HAT. 180 00:06:26,975 --> 00:06:30,645 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 181 00:06:30,679 --> 00:06:32,981 Meredith: VANESSA WAS A FORCE OF NATURE. 182 00:06:33,014 --> 00:06:35,650 SHE DID SO MUCH GOOD WORK. 183 00:06:35,684 --> 00:06:38,086 VANESSA WAS A PART OF YOUR GROUP? 184 00:06:38,119 --> 00:06:40,955 YES. WE LOVED HER VERY MUCH. 185 00:06:43,357 --> 00:06:45,126 WAIT A MINUTE. 186 00:06:45,159 --> 00:06:47,161 HOW COME THERE'S EIGHT OF YOU HERE? 187 00:06:47,195 --> 00:06:48,497 EXCUSE ME? 188 00:06:48,530 --> 00:06:50,799 MAHJONG IS PLAYED IN GROUPS OF FOUR, 189 00:06:50,832 --> 00:06:52,567 BUT YOUR FRIEND JUST GOT KILLED, 190 00:06:52,601 --> 00:06:54,335 WHICH WOULD LEAVE YOU A MAN DOWN... 191 00:06:54,368 --> 00:06:58,006 WHICH MEANS YOU KNEW... 192 00:06:58,039 --> 00:06:59,574 SHE WAS NOT GONNA MAKE IT TODAY, 193 00:06:59,608 --> 00:07:02,110 WHICH MEANS YOU KNEW SHE WAS GONNA GET MURDERED. 194 00:07:02,143 --> 00:07:03,945 [ GASPS, EXHALES SHARPLY ] 195 00:07:03,978 --> 00:07:05,279 LADIES? 196 00:07:05,313 --> 00:07:07,348 NO MATTER WHAT VANESSA SAID TO ANYBODY, 197 00:07:07,381 --> 00:07:10,251 IT WAS HER DECISION TO QUIT MAHJONG. 198 00:07:10,284 --> 00:07:12,954 AND WHY DO YOU THINK SHE'D GO AND DO THAT, HUH? 199 00:07:12,987 --> 00:07:14,789 'CAUSE SHE WAS LOVED TOO MUCH? 200 00:07:14,823 --> 00:07:16,591 YOU'RE A VERY RUDE MAN. 201 00:07:16,625 --> 00:07:18,126 Almond: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 202 00:07:18,159 --> 00:07:19,628 HE'S NOT THE ONE PLAYING DOMINOES AND GETTING DRUNK 203 00:07:19,661 --> 00:07:20,829 THE DAY AFTER YOUR FRIEND WAS MURDERED. 204 00:07:20,862 --> 00:07:22,030 WE HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY. 205 00:07:22,063 --> 00:07:23,532 Backstrom: REALLY? WHY IS THAT? 206 00:07:23,565 --> 00:07:26,267 'CAUSE THE BOTOX HAS FROZEN YOUR FACE SO MUCH? 207 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:29,838 OR ARE YOU REALLY JUST A PACK OF COLD, SOULLESS FRAUDS 208 00:07:29,871 --> 00:07:32,373 WHO HAVE SQUEEZED OUT EVERY OUNCE OF HUMAN DECENCY 209 00:07:32,406 --> 00:07:34,643 IN ORDER TO FIT IN THOSE DRESSES, 210 00:07:34,676 --> 00:07:36,611 AND WHO CARE MORE ABOUT SOCIETY SECRETS 211 00:07:36,645 --> 00:07:38,446 THAN THE DEATH OF YOUR B-F-F? 212 00:07:38,479 --> 00:07:39,648 GET OUT! 213 00:07:39,681 --> 00:07:40,849 [ WOMEN GASPING ] 214 00:07:41,850 --> 00:07:43,652 [ SIGHS ] 215 00:07:43,685 --> 00:07:45,319 [ SLURPS ] 216 00:07:46,588 --> 00:07:48,056 ARREST THEM ALL. 217 00:07:48,089 --> 00:07:50,659 GIVE THEM NOTHING BUT FATTY FOODS AND TAP WATER. 218 00:07:50,692 --> 00:07:51,660 THEY'LL TALK. 219 00:07:53,161 --> 00:07:55,664 [ WOMEN MURMURING ] 220 00:08:29,964 --> 00:08:31,733 THESE MAHJONG WOMEN SIT TOGETHER 221 00:08:31,766 --> 00:08:33,434 ON THE BOARDS OF NON-PROFITS, 222 00:08:33,467 --> 00:08:36,337 ATTEND EACH OTHER'S CHARITABLE FUNDRAISERS, ET CETERA. 223 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:39,407 AND OUR VICTIM, VANESSA TAYMOR'S, PET CHARITY 224 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,175 IS THE HOMELESS. 225 00:08:41,209 --> 00:08:44,278 "LITERACY, WOMEN'S ISSUES, CANCER, PARKS BEAUTIFICATION." 226 00:08:44,312 --> 00:08:47,882 BACKSTROM TOLD YOU TO ARREST ALL OF THEM? 227 00:08:47,916 --> 00:08:49,417 ON WHAT GROUNDS? 228 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:51,285 AND I QUOTE... 229 00:08:51,319 --> 00:08:54,022 "FOR BEING RICH BITCHES." 230 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,957 DON'T WORRY. I DIDN'T ARREST ANYONE. 231 00:08:55,990 --> 00:08:57,726 HAVE WE FIGURED OUT WHY VANESSA TAYMOR 232 00:08:57,759 --> 00:08:59,360 WAS EJECTED FROM THE GROUP? 233 00:08:59,393 --> 00:09:02,363 THEY REFUSED TO TALK. AND THEY CALLED THEIR LAWYERS. 234 00:09:02,396 --> 00:09:05,900 YOU SHOULD TRY THE OPPOSITE OF BACKSTROM -- TO ASK POLITELY. 235 00:09:08,903 --> 00:09:12,373 LADIES, HERE'S THE TEA I PROMISED. 236 00:09:12,406 --> 00:09:14,976 THIS IS THE PEACH-BLOSSOM MINT INFUSION 237 00:09:15,009 --> 00:09:18,212 THAT WAS BLESSED BY A TIBETAN MONK FRIEND OF MINE. 238 00:09:18,246 --> 00:09:19,614 [ CHUCKLES ] 239 00:09:19,648 --> 00:09:22,050 YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT VANESSA TAYMOR? 240 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,584 THE REASON SHE LEFT? 241 00:09:23,618 --> 00:09:26,554 VANESSA QUIT PLAYING MAHJONG BECAUSE OF DONALD SAMPSON. 242 00:09:26,587 --> 00:09:27,722 THE RACIST-VIDEO GUY? 243 00:09:27,756 --> 00:09:28,990 ALLEGED RACIST. 244 00:09:29,023 --> 00:09:30,124 [ SCOFFS ] 245 00:09:30,158 --> 00:09:32,560 UH, THE VIDEO SHOWS DONALD SAMPSON 246 00:09:32,593 --> 00:09:35,596 REPEATEDLY USING BARBARIC RACIAL SLURS 247 00:09:35,630 --> 00:09:38,833 IN REFERENCE TO BOTH BLACKS AND HISPANICS. 248 00:09:38,867 --> 00:09:41,402 Sampson: YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET RICH? 249 00:09:41,435 --> 00:09:46,574 SELL A LOAD OF CRAP... TO THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. 250 00:09:46,607 --> 00:09:51,479 AND BY "SCUM," I MEAN THE... BLACKS, BROWNS... 251 00:09:51,512 --> 00:09:52,280 YELLOW ONES. 252 00:09:52,313 --> 00:09:53,748 YOU NAME IT. 253 00:09:53,782 --> 00:09:54,949 IT'S THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK. 254 00:09:56,484 --> 00:09:57,852 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 255 00:09:57,886 --> 00:09:59,020 IT'S INEXCUSABLE. 256 00:09:59,053 --> 00:10:01,656 I AM LED TO UNDERSTAND, THOUGH, 257 00:10:01,690 --> 00:10:03,191 THAT THE TAPE MAY NOT BE REAL, 258 00:10:03,224 --> 00:10:05,927 WHICH IS WHY I FELT THAT WE SHOULD WAIT 259 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:08,763 BEFORE REJECTING HIS CHARITABLE DONATIONS. 260 00:10:08,797 --> 00:10:10,932 VANESSA TAYMOR FELT THAT IT WOULD BE WRONG 261 00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:13,634 TO TAKE DONALD SAMPSON'S MONEY FOR HER HOMELESS CHARITY? 262 00:10:13,668 --> 00:10:15,937 OH, SHE FELT IT WOULD BE WRONG FOR ALL OF US. 263 00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:17,605 CAUSED QUITE A RIFT. 264 00:10:17,638 --> 00:10:21,309 PERSONALLY, I SAY SUCK EVERY GUILTY DIME YOU CAN 265 00:10:21,342 --> 00:10:23,011 OUT OF THE GUY. 266 00:10:23,044 --> 00:10:25,680 DETECTIVE, WE HAD A SPAT. 267 00:10:25,714 --> 00:10:27,816 VANESSA QUIT MAHJONG... 268 00:10:27,849 --> 00:10:29,818 NOT WORTH MURDER. 269 00:10:32,821 --> 00:10:34,222 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 270 00:10:34,255 --> 00:10:36,390 PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT AN ANGRY MISTRESS 271 00:10:36,424 --> 00:10:37,692 POSTED THE VIDEO. 272 00:10:37,726 --> 00:10:39,193 IT'S GOT EIGHT MILLION-PLUS VIEWS, 273 00:10:39,227 --> 00:10:41,863 AND THE STOCK IN SAMPSON'S SPORTS COMPANY 274 00:10:41,896 --> 00:10:43,131 IS FALLING FAST. 275 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,232 THAT'S WHY I PREFER PROSTITUTES -- 276 00:10:44,265 --> 00:10:45,967 YOU CAN TRUST 'EM. 277 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,501 YOU KNOW, IT'S AN INTERESTING DILEMMA FOR CHARITIES -- 278 00:10:47,535 --> 00:10:49,037 DO YOU TAKE DIRTY MONEY OR NOT? 279 00:10:49,070 --> 00:10:51,072 THAT IS AN INTERESTING DILEMMA, EXCEPT FOR... 280 00:10:51,105 --> 00:10:53,341 OF COURSE YOU TAKE THE MONEY! 281 00:10:53,374 --> 00:10:54,575 [ GROANS ] 282 00:10:54,608 --> 00:10:57,245 DETECTIVES, MR. TAYMOR IS AWAKE. 283 00:10:57,278 --> 00:11:00,148 THERE'S NO CHANCE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT? 284 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:01,482 NONE. 285 00:11:01,515 --> 00:11:02,751 YOU KNOW ANYONE THAT WOULD DO 286 00:11:02,784 --> 00:11:04,318 SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOUR WIFE? 287 00:11:04,352 --> 00:11:08,689 NO. VANESSA WAS A WONDERFUL, KIND, GENEROUS WOMAN. 288 00:11:08,723 --> 00:11:10,524 EVERYONE LOVED HER. 289 00:11:10,558 --> 00:11:13,061 YOUR WIFE WAS TRYING TO ORGANIZE VARIOUS CHARITIES 290 00:11:13,094 --> 00:11:15,263 TO REJECT DONATIONS FROM DONALD SAMPSON. 291 00:11:15,296 --> 00:11:17,766 IT WAS CAUSING QUITE A FUSS IN HER SOCIAL CIRCLE. 292 00:11:17,799 --> 00:11:19,433 I'VE KNOWN DON SINCE COLLEGE. 293 00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:21,435 HE ONLY CARES ABOUT THE BOTTOM LINE, 294 00:11:21,469 --> 00:11:23,504 NOT A SOCIETY LADY REFUSING HIS MONEY. 295 00:11:23,537 --> 00:11:24,505 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 296 00:11:24,538 --> 00:11:26,607 [ COUGHS ] 297 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,043 THEY'RE GIVING ME A WONDER DRUG... 298 00:11:29,077 --> 00:11:30,578 [ EXHALES, SNIFFS ] 299 00:11:30,611 --> 00:11:32,046 ...OR SUGAR WATER. 300 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,115 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 301 00:11:34,148 --> 00:11:36,284 I DON'T CARE WITH VANESSA GONE. 302 00:11:36,317 --> 00:11:37,718 WELL, LISTEN, DO YOU THINK 303 00:11:37,752 --> 00:11:39,888 YOUR WIFE MAYBE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SAMPSON 304 00:11:39,921 --> 00:11:42,290 AND THEN RELEASED THE VIDEO WHEN EVERYTHING WENT SOUTH? 305 00:11:42,323 --> 00:11:45,126 NO. NO, MY WIFE WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON ME. 306 00:11:45,159 --> 00:11:47,595 WELL, YOU HAVE BEEN SICK FOR A LONG TIME. 307 00:11:47,628 --> 00:11:49,964 LIEUTENANT. WELL... 308 00:11:49,998 --> 00:11:51,766 DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR DREAM BOARD 309 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,267 WHILE I TAKE SOME BLOOD? 310 00:11:53,301 --> 00:11:56,037 NO. THERE'S TOO MANY PICTURES OF VANESSA. 311 00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:57,571 WHAT'S THIS? 312 00:11:57,605 --> 00:11:59,373 SOMEONE FORCE A BUNCH OF KIDS TO MAKE THIS FOR YOU? 313 00:11:59,407 --> 00:12:00,441 Nurse: MR. TAYMOR MADE IT. 314 00:12:00,474 --> 00:12:01,810 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] 315 00:12:01,843 --> 00:12:04,312 FOCUSING MENTAL ENERGY ON POSITIVE IMAGES 316 00:12:04,345 --> 00:12:06,147 CAN CREATE HEALTH MIRACLES. 317 00:12:06,180 --> 00:12:07,148 WOW. 318 00:12:07,181 --> 00:12:08,482 MORE MONEY THAN GOD, 319 00:12:08,516 --> 00:12:10,651 AND ALL YOU GET IS EXPERIMENTAL MEDICINE 320 00:12:10,684 --> 00:12:12,486 AND A CRAPPY ART PROJECT. 321 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:13,922 THAT'S GOT TO STING. 322 00:12:13,955 --> 00:12:16,825 PLEASE, JUST FIND WHO KILLED MY VANESSA. 323 00:12:16,858 --> 00:12:19,961 THINK OF IT AS A DEATHBED WISH. 324 00:12:30,872 --> 00:12:34,142 HEY. FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS YELLOW PURSE -- 325 00:12:34,175 --> 00:12:37,245 CéLINE PHANTOM, PEBBLED LEATHER, DIVINE. 326 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,447 THE VICTIM'S HUSBAND BOUGHT IT FOR HER 327 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,082 ON THEIR 15th ANNIVERSARY. 328 00:12:41,115 --> 00:12:42,817 SHE NEVER LEFT HOME WITHOUT IT. 329 00:12:42,851 --> 00:12:44,085 THAT'S HIS PROBLEM. 330 00:12:44,118 --> 00:12:45,786 NO, BUT IT WASN'T RECOVERED AT THE SCENE 331 00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:47,688 OR IN HER CAR OR HER HOME. 332 00:12:49,357 --> 00:12:51,359 SO, YOU'RE SAYING THE KILLER DUMPED THE CONTENTS 333 00:12:51,392 --> 00:12:53,027 AND STOLE THE PURSE? 334 00:12:53,061 --> 00:12:55,930 I WOULD KILL FOR THAT PURSE. 335 00:12:55,964 --> 00:12:57,498 LOOKS LIKE SOME OTHER CRAZY WOMAN 336 00:12:57,531 --> 00:12:58,867 ALREADY BEAT YOU TO IT. 337 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,869 GET WARRANTS FOR ALL OF OUR FRIENDS' HOMES -- 338 00:13:00,902 --> 00:13:02,536 THE MAHJONG MONSTERS! 339 00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:04,538 I'M GOING PURSE-SHOPPING! 340 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:10,278 WHAT'S THIS, ARTS-AND-CRAFTS DAY? 341 00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,546 THIS IS A DREAM BOARD. 342 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:14,115 FOCUSING MY MENTAL ENERGY 343 00:13:14,148 --> 00:13:15,884 ON THE AMAZING THINGS I WANT IN MY LIFE 344 00:13:15,917 --> 00:13:18,386 CAN CREATE HEALTH MIRACLES. 345 00:13:18,419 --> 00:13:19,787 I WANT DR. DEB TO KNOW 346 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:21,890 HOW DESPERATE I AM TO GET BETTER. 347 00:13:21,923 --> 00:13:23,224 [ CHUCKLES ] WELL, ALL RIGHT. 348 00:13:23,257 --> 00:13:24,893 DID YOU FIND THAT UGLY PURSE? 349 00:13:24,926 --> 00:13:28,963 NO. ME AND DETECTIVE ALMOND -- WE WENT THROUGH FOUR MANSIONS. 350 00:13:28,997 --> 00:13:31,832 YOU KNOW, I HAD NO IDEA PEOPLE COULD BE SO RICH. 351 00:13:31,866 --> 00:13:34,068 THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THEY LIKE IT. [ Chuckling ] YEAH. 352 00:13:34,102 --> 00:13:38,572 UH, I DON'T KNOW IF PICTURES OF CIGARS AND LIQUOR BOTTLES 353 00:13:38,606 --> 00:13:40,641 ARE GONNA CONVEY THE RIGHT MESSAGE, LIEUTENANT. 354 00:13:40,674 --> 00:13:42,743 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT ON MY DREAM BOARD? 355 00:13:42,776 --> 00:13:45,579 "RICH PEOPLE" STUFF -- NICE CARS, PET GIRAFFES, 356 00:13:45,613 --> 00:13:47,581 COURTSIDE TRAIL BLAZERS SEATS, 357 00:13:47,615 --> 00:13:50,084 BEYONCé, STUFF LIKE THAT. 358 00:13:52,786 --> 00:13:54,155 Niedermayer: LIEUTENANT -- 359 00:13:54,188 --> 00:13:56,790 IT'S A DREAM BOARD. I'M NOT FINISHED. 360 00:13:58,059 --> 00:14:00,194 "TO VANESSA, FIFTEEN YEARS GONE, A HUNDRED TO GO. 361 00:14:00,228 --> 00:14:01,595 LOVE, TAD." 362 00:14:01,629 --> 00:14:04,865 WE FOUND THIS IN THE HOME OF CRISTIN KELLY. 363 00:14:04,899 --> 00:14:07,701 AH, THE "UGLY YELLOW PURSE" KILLER. 364 00:14:20,481 --> 00:14:22,516 MY...WIFE... 365 00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:24,752 HAS A...PROBLEM. 366 00:14:24,785 --> 00:14:26,454 YEAH. KILLING HER FRIENDS. 367 00:14:26,487 --> 00:14:27,888 [ GRUNTS ] 368 00:14:27,922 --> 00:14:29,390 SHE'S BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH KLEPTOMANIA, 369 00:14:29,423 --> 00:14:31,792 A-A MENTAL DISORDER FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CURE. 370 00:14:31,825 --> 00:14:33,361 WELL, THE GOOD THING ABOUT JAIL 371 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:36,630 IS THAT WILL CUT DOWN ON HER STEALING CONSIDERABLY. 372 00:14:36,664 --> 00:14:39,733 IN ADDITION TO A SWORN STATEMENT 373 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,435 FROM CRISTIN'S PSYCHIATRIST, 374 00:14:41,469 --> 00:14:44,472 I HAVE RECEIPTS FROM HUNDREDS OF STORES WE'VE REIMBURSED 375 00:14:44,505 --> 00:14:46,074 FOR STOLEN MERCHANDISE, 376 00:14:46,107 --> 00:14:48,742 ESTABLISHING A CLEAR PATTERN OF THEFT. 377 00:14:48,776 --> 00:14:50,244 THIS STOLEN PURSE 378 00:14:50,278 --> 00:14:53,214 AND THE TRAGIC DEATH OF OUR DEAR FRIEND VANESSA 379 00:14:53,247 --> 00:14:54,782 ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL, 380 00:14:54,815 --> 00:14:58,286 AND YOU, SIR, HAVE NO EVIDENCE TO PROVE OTHERWISE. 381 00:14:59,853 --> 00:15:02,390 I REST MY CASE. 382 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,158 I DON'T KNOW WHAT LAW SCHOOL YOUR DADDY BOUGHT 383 00:15:04,192 --> 00:15:05,459 IN ORDER TO GET YOU A DEGREE, 384 00:15:05,493 --> 00:15:07,661 BUT YOU NEED TO STOP TALKING RIGHT NOW. 385 00:15:09,163 --> 00:15:10,798 I'M YOU. 386 00:15:10,831 --> 00:15:15,069 I'M A MORONIC LAWYER'S AGING TROPHY WIFE, 387 00:15:15,103 --> 00:15:16,937 AND THE ONLY WAY I GET SELF-ESTEEM 388 00:15:16,971 --> 00:15:20,474 IS BY BEING THE CHARITY CANCER QUEEN OF PORTLAND. 389 00:15:20,508 --> 00:15:22,443 THEN VANESSA COMES ALONG. 390 00:15:22,476 --> 00:15:24,512 SHE'S PRETTIER, SHE'S RICHER, 391 00:15:24,545 --> 00:15:25,980 AND LUCKILY FOR HER, 392 00:15:26,014 --> 00:15:29,950 HER HUSBAND IS ACTUALLY DYING OF CANCER. 393 00:15:29,984 --> 00:15:34,122 SHE'S GONNA TAKE MY PLACE AS THE QUEEN OF CANCER. 394 00:15:34,155 --> 00:15:37,091 SO I RUN HER OVER AND OVER... 395 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:39,827 NO. NO. ...AND OVER AND OVER. 396 00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:41,429 NO, THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED. 397 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:42,930 YOU KILLED HER, 398 00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:45,099 AND YOU RIPPED THIS OUT OF HER COLD, DEAD HANDS 399 00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:46,967 AND TOOK IT HOME AS A TROPHY. 400 00:15:48,802 --> 00:15:51,139 [ SIGHS ] YES. I WAS THERE. 401 00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:54,875 BEING SOMEWHERE IS NOT A CRIME. 402 00:15:54,908 --> 00:15:57,445 VANESSA AND I WERE REVIEWING THE HOTEL FACILITIES 403 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,047 FOR AN UPCOMING CANCER EVENT. 404 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,381 [ SIGHS ] 405 00:16:00,414 --> 00:16:02,716 VANESSA SELF-PARKS. IT'S HER THING. 406 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,653 I WENT OUT FRONT, BUT MY DRIVER WAS NOT THERE. 407 00:16:05,686 --> 00:16:07,121 YOUR DRIVER? 408 00:16:07,155 --> 00:16:09,557 I HEARD -- I HEARD SCREECHES, AND I SAW A CAR, 409 00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:11,892 A-A WHITE LUXURY COUPE, DRIVE AWAY. 410 00:16:11,925 --> 00:16:15,729 OH, MY... WHEN I FOUND VANESSA, SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD, AND... 411 00:16:15,763 --> 00:16:17,498 IT WAS VERY UPSETTING! 412 00:16:17,531 --> 00:16:19,533 AND STRESS IS WHAT MAKES ME STEAL, 413 00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:21,069 SO I TOOK THE BAG. 414 00:16:21,102 --> 00:16:23,171 BUT I LEFT EVERYTHING THAT WAS IMPORTANT -- 415 00:16:23,204 --> 00:16:25,539 THE PHONE AND THE WALLET AND EVERYTHING. 416 00:16:28,109 --> 00:16:30,978 YOUR CRAP LAWYER SHOULD HAVE ADVISED US 417 00:16:31,011 --> 00:16:33,647 THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO A CAR, 418 00:16:33,681 --> 00:16:37,718 CONSIDERING YOUR BEING ACCUSED OF COMMITTING A HIT-AND-RUN. 419 00:16:40,121 --> 00:16:42,490 GAH! 420 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:43,657 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 421 00:16:43,691 --> 00:16:45,359 I'M A TAX LAWYER. 422 00:16:47,361 --> 00:16:50,931 [ SIREN WAILING ] 423 00:16:50,964 --> 00:16:52,500 Niedermayer: LIEUTENANT? 424 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,601 AH. 425 00:16:53,634 --> 00:16:55,203 OH, NO. HERE WE GO. WHAT? 426 00:16:55,236 --> 00:16:57,738 I HAVE A RENDERING OF THE WHITE LUXURY HIT-AND-RUN VEHICLE 427 00:16:57,771 --> 00:17:00,408 AS DESCRIBED BY CRISTIN TO THE BUREAU'S SKETCH ARTIST. 428 00:17:00,441 --> 00:17:01,709 YEAH, VERY LIFELIKE. 429 00:17:01,742 --> 00:17:04,011 IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE BOTHERING ME ABOUT? 430 00:17:04,044 --> 00:17:07,948 NO. I'M BOTHERING YOU ON DOCTOR'S ORDERS. 431 00:17:07,981 --> 00:17:09,517 OH, COME ON! 432 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,619 NO ONE ASKED YOU TO MAKE A FIRE-ESCAPE CALL. 433 00:17:11,652 --> 00:17:13,354 I CAME TO GIVE YOU THIS. 434 00:17:13,387 --> 00:17:14,288 WHAT IS IT? 435 00:17:14,322 --> 00:17:15,789 THAT'S A PEDOMETER, SIR. 436 00:17:15,823 --> 00:17:17,191 IT MEASURES HOW MANY STEPS YOU TAKE IN A DAY. 437 00:17:17,225 --> 00:17:18,726 HELPFUL NOT ONLY FOR PHYSICAL FITNESS, 438 00:17:18,759 --> 00:17:20,228 BUT TO HELP YOU SLEEP, 439 00:17:20,261 --> 00:17:21,462 AS I WILL NOT BE REPLENISHING YOUR PRESCRIPTION. 440 00:17:21,495 --> 00:17:23,097 YOU KNOW WHAT? 441 00:17:23,131 --> 00:17:25,699 I COULD ARREST YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT MY PROBLEMS 442 00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:26,800 OUTSIDE OF YOUR OFFICE. 443 00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:28,369 BUT YOU WON'T COME TO MY OFFICE. 444 00:17:28,402 --> 00:17:29,703 WELL, MAYBE IF YOU LET ME SMOKE THERE, I WOULD. 445 00:17:29,737 --> 00:17:31,972 MY STRUGGLE IS TO KEEP YOU ALIVE. 446 00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:34,108 LUCKILY, THIS PEDOMETER WILL SEND ME UPDATES 447 00:17:34,142 --> 00:17:35,409 WITHOUT YOUR HELP. 448 00:17:35,443 --> 00:17:37,211 IF YOU TAKE LESS THAN 10,000 STEPS, 449 00:17:37,245 --> 00:17:39,113 I YANK YOUR FITNESS CERTIFICATE. 450 00:17:39,147 --> 00:17:40,481 NONE OF THIS MATTERS 451 00:17:40,514 --> 00:17:42,383 BECAUSE I AM MAKING A DREAM BOARD, 452 00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:44,652 WHICH CAN CAUSE MIRACLES. 453 00:17:44,685 --> 00:17:45,919 THAT'S WONDERFUL. 454 00:17:45,953 --> 00:17:47,221 YEAH. 455 00:17:47,255 --> 00:17:48,756 BUT VISUALIZATION TECHNIQUES WORK BEST 456 00:17:48,789 --> 00:17:50,324 WITH AN UN-ADDLED SOUL. 457 00:17:50,358 --> 00:17:53,194 BRING IT TO MY OFFICE, AND WE'LL DISCUSS IT. 458 00:17:55,429 --> 00:17:56,830 OKAY, NIEDERMAYER... WHAT? 459 00:17:56,864 --> 00:17:58,632 ...I NEED YOU TO MAKE ME A DREAM BOARD. 460 00:17:58,666 --> 00:17:59,900 IT'S THIS COLLAGE OF ALL -- 461 00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:01,302 I'M AWARE OF THE CONCEPT, SIR, 462 00:18:01,335 --> 00:18:03,003 BUT YOU CAN'T BUILD SOMEBODY ELSE'S DREAM BOARD. 463 00:18:03,036 --> 00:18:04,305 WHY NOT? 464 00:18:04,338 --> 00:18:05,839 BECAUSE DREAMS ARE AN EXPRESSION 465 00:18:05,873 --> 00:18:07,007 OF SUBCONSCIOUS DESIRES, 466 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,409 AND IF I BUILD YOUR BOARD, 467 00:18:08,442 --> 00:18:10,244 IT'LL BE EXPRESSING MY SUBCONSCIOUS 468 00:18:10,278 --> 00:18:11,479 AND I GUARANTEE YOU 469 00:18:11,512 --> 00:18:13,247 THAT DR. DEB WOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 470 00:18:13,281 --> 00:18:14,948 I KNEW IT WAS A SCAM. Almond: HEY. 471 00:18:14,982 --> 00:18:17,084 OH, WHAT NOW? 472 00:18:17,117 --> 00:18:18,852 FOR DAYS AGO, BEFORE SHE WAS MURDERED, 473 00:18:18,886 --> 00:18:21,189 OUR VICTIM HAD A VERY LOUD, VERY PUBLIC ARGUMENT 474 00:18:21,222 --> 00:18:23,324 WITH THE DIRECTOR OF THE DOWNTOWN MISSION. 475 00:18:23,357 --> 00:18:25,125 YEAH, BUT I GUARANTEE OUR HOMELESS-LOVER 476 00:18:25,159 --> 00:18:26,760 DOESN'T DRIVE ANY FANCY, WHITE CAR. 477 00:18:26,794 --> 00:18:29,430 MAYBE NOT, BUT HE'S A FORMER JUNKIE, 478 00:18:29,463 --> 00:18:32,633 A FORMER ARMED ROBBER, AND A FORMER CAR THIEF. 479 00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:34,702 THE MISSION IS CLOSE. 480 00:18:34,735 --> 00:18:36,036 YOU COULD WALK 481 00:18:36,069 --> 00:18:38,372 AND GET A JUMP ON THOSE 10,000 STEPS. 482 00:18:38,406 --> 00:18:40,341 YOU COULD JUMP OFF THIS FIRE ESCAPE. 483 00:18:40,374 --> 00:18:42,610 BUT I GUESS WE'LL BOTH HAVE TO LIVE DISAPPOINTED. 484 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:43,944 [ GRUNTS ] 485 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,494 COME ON. COMING THROUGH. STAND BACK. 486 00:19:00,528 --> 00:19:03,030 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 487 00:19:03,063 --> 00:19:04,164 SLOPPY JOES. 488 00:19:04,198 --> 00:19:05,333 NOW? 489 00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:07,201 YOU WOULDN'T STOP FOR PIZZA. 490 00:19:07,235 --> 00:19:09,136 Backstrom: HOLD ON. 491 00:19:09,169 --> 00:19:10,338 [ SIGHS ] 492 00:19:10,371 --> 00:19:11,405 EXCUSE ME. 493 00:19:14,508 --> 00:19:16,210 Man: WHAT'S GOING ON?! 494 00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:19,146 Man #2: HEY! HEY, COME ON! 495 00:19:19,179 --> 00:19:21,649 [ Muffled ] NOT BAD. 496 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,017 HEY! ONE PER PERSON. 497 00:19:24,051 --> 00:19:25,653 ONE PER HOMELESS PERSON. 498 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,588 THE RULES ARE FOR EVERYONE. 499 00:19:27,621 --> 00:19:28,822 PUT IT BACK! 500 00:19:28,856 --> 00:19:30,190 IT'S HALF-EATEN... 501 00:19:30,224 --> 00:19:32,893 BUT I GUESS YOU'RE USED TO THAT. 502 00:19:34,595 --> 00:19:35,763 YOU CUT IN LINE. 503 00:19:35,796 --> 00:19:37,765 EASY. YOU'RE PUSHING IT. 504 00:19:37,798 --> 00:19:40,434 OH, I'M GONNA PUSH IT. ARE YOU? 505 00:19:40,468 --> 00:19:41,502 YEAH. 506 00:19:41,535 --> 00:19:43,271 [ CHUCKLES ] 507 00:19:43,304 --> 00:19:46,274 YES. VANESSA AND I ARGUED. 508 00:19:46,307 --> 00:19:49,243 AND I'M BUMMED THAT WAS OUR LAST INTERACTION. 509 00:19:49,277 --> 00:19:51,945 SHE WAS A GREAT HUMAN BEING. 510 00:19:51,979 --> 00:19:54,515 WHAT DID YOU ARGUE ABOUT? 511 00:19:54,548 --> 00:19:56,950 [ SIGHS ] DONALD SAMPSON. 512 00:19:56,984 --> 00:19:59,086 THE RACIST. 513 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:02,189 SAMPSON... IS TO BE PRESENTED WITH 514 00:20:02,222 --> 00:20:05,293 OUR "MISSION ANGEL OF THE YEAR" AWARD... 515 00:20:05,326 --> 00:20:07,795 IN RETURN FOR A $50,000 DONATION. 516 00:20:07,828 --> 00:20:11,365 VANESSA TAYMOR WANTED TO PULL THAT AWARD. YEP. 517 00:20:11,399 --> 00:20:13,267 BUT I'M A PRACTICAL MAN. 518 00:20:13,301 --> 00:20:15,235 THE TROPHY COST 10 BUCKS. 519 00:20:15,269 --> 00:20:17,538 IN RETURN, WE GET $50,000. 520 00:20:17,571 --> 00:20:19,307 Backstrom: THAT'S ALL RIGHT! 521 00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:20,274 [ CLATTERING ] 522 00:20:20,308 --> 00:20:21,709 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 523 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,143 Jim: GO AHEAD. STAND UP. 524 00:20:23,176 --> 00:20:24,211 I DARE YOU. 525 00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:25,279 ALL RIGHT, BACK UP! 526 00:20:25,313 --> 00:20:26,914 JIM, CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! 527 00:20:26,947 --> 00:20:28,382 WHOA. 528 00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:30,384 BACKSTROM, YOU ALL RIGHT? I'M OKAY. 529 00:20:30,418 --> 00:20:32,820 I'M A COP. I HAVE A GUN. 530 00:20:32,853 --> 00:20:34,388 I PAY TAXES. I HAVE A JOB. 531 00:20:34,422 --> 00:20:35,889 I HAVE A JOB. 532 00:20:35,923 --> 00:20:37,958 COLLECTING CANS IS NOT A JOB. 533 00:20:37,991 --> 00:20:40,127 I WORK FOR MR. DONALD SAMPSON. 534 00:20:41,094 --> 00:20:41,962 WHAT? 535 00:20:41,995 --> 00:20:43,130 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR HIM? 536 00:20:43,163 --> 00:20:44,732 MR. SAMPSON PAYS ME 50 BUCKS 537 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,800 TO FEED QUARTERS INTO HIS PARKING METER. 538 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,201 OUTSIDE THE SHELTER? 539 00:20:49,136 --> 00:20:50,671 NO. NEAR THE HOTEL VIVIENNE. 540 00:20:52,306 --> 00:20:53,507 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID THAT? 541 00:20:53,541 --> 00:20:55,509 YESTERDAY. 542 00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:57,177 THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 543 00:20:57,210 --> 00:20:59,313 WHY SPEND 50 BUCKS TO AVOID A $15 TICKET? 544 00:20:59,347 --> 00:21:02,249 SO THERE'S NO RECORD OF HIM EVER BEING THERE. 545 00:21:02,282 --> 00:21:04,752 HE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH OUR VICTIM. 546 00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:05,786 I KNEW IT. 547 00:21:05,819 --> 00:21:07,254 TO THE BAT CAVE, ROBIN. 548 00:21:07,287 --> 00:21:09,657 WAIT A MINUTE. ROBIN RIDES SHOTGUN LIKE YOU DO. 549 00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:11,692 IF ANYONE'S BATMAN HERE, IT'S ME. 550 00:21:11,725 --> 00:21:13,461 AND SHOULDN'T YOU BE WALKING? 551 00:21:13,494 --> 00:21:15,028 GOOD POINT. 552 00:21:15,062 --> 00:21:18,031 HEY, SLOPPY JOE, HERE'S FIVE BUCKS. 553 00:21:18,065 --> 00:21:19,166 [ GRUNTS ] 554 00:21:21,068 --> 00:21:23,036 WALK TO THE POLICE STATION FOR ME. 555 00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:25,005 TO THE BAT CAVE, ALFRED. 556 00:21:29,643 --> 00:21:31,011 Nadia: DONALD SAMPSON 557 00:21:31,044 --> 00:21:32,846 CHECKED IN TWICE A WEEK UNDER A FAKE NAME 558 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,548 AND PAID CASH. 559 00:21:34,582 --> 00:21:36,617 AND YOU FOUND THAT OUT HOW? 560 00:21:36,650 --> 00:21:38,852 THE LIEUTENANT HAD A FISTFIGHT WITH A HOMELESS MAN 561 00:21:38,886 --> 00:21:40,187 OVER SLOPPY JOES. 562 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:41,889 I DON'T THINK BACKSTROM GOT IN A PUNCH. 563 00:21:41,922 --> 00:21:44,458 HE WAS LIKE A TURTLE LYING ON ITS BACK. 564 00:21:44,492 --> 00:21:47,561 HEY, THE ROOM AT THE VIVIENNE MATCHES THE ROOM 565 00:21:47,595 --> 00:21:49,897 IN SAMPSON'S DISGRACEFUL VIDEO. 566 00:21:49,930 --> 00:21:52,533 VANESSA LEAKS IT, SAMPSON KILLS HER. 567 00:21:52,566 --> 00:21:55,803 A FUNDRAISING CRUSADER AND A RACIST CORPORATE PIG 568 00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:57,738 MAKE A REALLY WEIRD COUPLE. 569 00:21:57,771 --> 00:22:00,474 ACTUALLY, THEY'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A VERY LONG TIME 570 00:22:00,508 --> 00:22:02,510 'CAUSE IN THE EARLY '90s, 571 00:22:02,543 --> 00:22:04,244 VANESSA'S HUSBAND, TAD, 572 00:22:04,277 --> 00:22:05,813 BEAT SAMPSON TO WIN SOMETHING 573 00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:08,716 CALLED THE -- THE NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP. 574 00:22:08,749 --> 00:22:09,917 IS THAT A BIG DEAL? 575 00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:11,519 [ Chuckling ] PRETTY BIG DEAL, YEAH. 576 00:22:11,552 --> 00:22:12,753 Gravely: SO, SAMPSON NEVER FORGETS 577 00:22:12,786 --> 00:22:14,588 AND SEES AN OPPORTUNITY FOR REVENGE 578 00:22:14,622 --> 00:22:16,890 BY SLEEPING WITH TAYMOR'S WIFE. 579 00:22:16,924 --> 00:22:21,695 WELL, WOMEN HAVE NEEDS, AND HER HUSBAND IS SICK AND UNABLE TO FILL HER. 580 00:22:23,196 --> 00:22:24,432 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE LIEUTENANT SAID 581 00:22:24,465 --> 00:22:25,599 TO THE SICK HUSBAND. 582 00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:27,701 OH, HOW THOUGHTFUL OF HIM. 583 00:22:27,735 --> 00:22:29,937 SO THEN SHE FINDS OUT WHAT A MONSTER HE IS AND LEAKS THIS VIDEO. 584 00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:32,005 Almond: AND TO STOP HER FROM LEAKING ANY OTHER SECRETS, 585 00:22:32,039 --> 00:22:34,442 RUNS HER OVER IN A FANCY, WHITE COUPE. 586 00:22:34,475 --> 00:22:35,743 IS THIS ENOUGH FOR US TO GET A WARRANT 587 00:22:35,776 --> 00:22:36,777 TO SEARCH THE CARS FOR DAMAGE? 588 00:22:36,810 --> 00:22:38,078 IT'S NOT EVEN ENOUGH EVIDENCE 589 00:22:38,111 --> 00:22:39,580 TO CALL HIM ON THE TELEPHONE. 590 00:22:39,613 --> 00:22:41,782 WE REALLY NEED AN EXCUSE TO LOOK AT THOSE VEHICLES. 591 00:22:41,815 --> 00:22:44,618 "JINGLE FOR JUNGLE GYMS." 592 00:22:44,652 --> 00:22:47,955 IT'S A FUNDRAISER THAT GETS PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT 593 00:22:47,988 --> 00:22:49,523 FOR INNER-CITY KIDS. 594 00:22:49,557 --> 00:22:51,358 IT'S HAPPENING AT THE SAMPSON HOUSE TONIGHT. 595 00:22:51,391 --> 00:22:53,060 Nadia: OF COURSE. 596 00:22:53,093 --> 00:22:55,128 IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A PUBLIC EVENT ON YOUR PROPERTY, 597 00:22:55,162 --> 00:22:58,198 THEN THERE'S NO REASONABLE EXPECTATION FOR PRIVACY. 598 00:22:58,231 --> 00:23:00,601 GOOD JOB, MOTO. WE CAN SEARCH FOR EVIDENCE 599 00:23:00,634 --> 00:23:02,803 AND TAKE PHOTOS AND SAMPLES, AND IT'S ALL ADMISSIBLE. 600 00:23:02,836 --> 00:23:05,706 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. $10,000 A TABLE? 601 00:23:05,739 --> 00:23:06,907 I'M GONNA CALL THE CHIEF. 602 00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:08,208 THE CITY'S BOUND TO HAVE TICKETS. 603 00:23:08,241 --> 00:23:09,777 YEAH, AND I'M GONNA CALL THE LIEUTENANT 604 00:23:09,810 --> 00:23:11,545 AND TELL HIM TO PULL OUT HIS FORMAL PONCHO. 605 00:23:11,579 --> 00:23:12,680 [ ALMOND LAUGHS ] 606 00:23:13,647 --> 00:23:14,815 Valentine: WHAT'S UP? 607 00:23:14,848 --> 00:23:15,949 [ BOTTLE CAP CLATTERS ] 608 00:23:15,983 --> 00:23:16,817 IT'S A CHARITY FUNDRAISER? 609 00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:18,318 YES. TONIGHT? 610 00:23:18,351 --> 00:23:20,053 FOUR HOURS FROM NOW. 611 00:23:20,087 --> 00:23:21,722 I'M SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A RICH BASTARD. 612 00:23:21,755 --> 00:23:22,656 MM. 613 00:23:22,690 --> 00:23:24,257 AND IT'S BLACK-TIE? YES. 614 00:23:25,793 --> 00:23:27,561 [ SIGHS ] 615 00:23:27,595 --> 00:23:30,464 AND YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE DRESS CODE BECAUSE WHY? 616 00:23:30,498 --> 00:23:31,932 IT'S A MUNICIPAL WHO'S-WHO. 617 00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:33,734 I MIGHT RUN INTO SOMEBODY IMPORTANT. 618 00:23:33,767 --> 00:23:35,536 OH... 619 00:23:37,037 --> 00:23:37,938 AMY? 620 00:23:37,971 --> 00:23:39,573 HUH? [ SIGHS ] 621 00:23:39,607 --> 00:23:40,741 [ GASPS ] 622 00:23:40,774 --> 00:23:42,576 YOU ARE REALLY GONNA NEED MY HELP. 623 00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:43,477 [ SIGHS ] 624 00:23:43,511 --> 00:23:45,412 WILL YOU OR WON'T YOU? 625 00:23:45,445 --> 00:23:48,916 I WILL IF I CAN BE YOUR RICH-BASTARD DATE. 626 00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:50,450 SURE. 627 00:23:50,484 --> 00:23:53,487 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 628 00:23:53,521 --> 00:23:56,490 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 629 00:23:58,391 --> 00:24:01,261 Gravely: OH, WOW! 630 00:24:01,294 --> 00:24:02,496 UP UNTIL NOW, 631 00:24:02,530 --> 00:24:03,931 THE FANCIEST THING I'D EVER BEEN TO 632 00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:05,398 WAS A HUNGARIAN WEDDING. 633 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:07,801 I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD DRINK. 634 00:24:07,835 --> 00:24:09,269 MMM. 635 00:24:09,302 --> 00:24:10,638 WE'RE UNDERCOVER. 636 00:24:10,671 --> 00:24:13,206 AND THIS IS NOT THE CHEAP STUFF. 637 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,275 THERE WE GO. 638 00:24:15,308 --> 00:24:16,610 FOR YOU, MADAM. 639 00:24:16,644 --> 00:24:17,945 [ GLASSES CLINK ] 640 00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:20,047 IT LOOKS LIKE THE FOOTPRINT OF THE HOUSE 641 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,850 MATCHES WHAT WE WERE ABLE TO ACCESS FROM PUBLIC RECORDS. 642 00:24:22,883 --> 00:24:24,952 MM-HMM, SAMPSON KEEPS HIS CAR COLLECTION 643 00:24:24,985 --> 00:24:26,386 IN A 20-CAR GARAGE 644 00:24:26,419 --> 00:24:29,557 ON THE SOUTHERN SIDE OF THE PROPERTY. 645 00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:32,826 MY GOD. YOU -- YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. 646 00:24:32,860 --> 00:24:34,628 DAMN, PAQUET. 647 00:24:34,662 --> 00:24:36,129 YOU FIT IN GOOD. 648 00:24:36,163 --> 00:24:37,230 [ CHUCKLES ] 649 00:24:37,264 --> 00:24:38,198 HEY. 650 00:24:38,231 --> 00:24:40,033 OKAY. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 651 00:24:40,067 --> 00:24:41,569 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 652 00:24:41,602 --> 00:24:43,303 Niedermayer: LOOKING SHARP. LOOKING GOOD. 653 00:24:43,336 --> 00:24:44,972 [ Chuckling ] YOU CLEAN UP. YOU ARE STUNNING. 654 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:46,506 HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE LIEUTENANT? 655 00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:48,909 * TURN DOWN FOR WHAT? 656 00:24:51,278 --> 00:24:52,746 Gravely: IS THAT BACKSTROM? 657 00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:55,783 * TURN DOWN FOR WHAT? 658 00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:58,552 CAN'T BE. * TURN DOWN FOR WHAT? 659 00:24:58,586 --> 00:25:02,089 * HEY, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH HEY, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH * 660 00:25:02,122 --> 00:25:04,091 * TURN DOWN FOR WHAT? 661 00:25:04,124 --> 00:25:05,425 * HEY, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH 662 00:25:05,458 --> 00:25:07,027 OH, GOD. 663 00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:09,262 YEP. THAT'S BACKSTROM, ALL RIGHT. [ CHUCKLES ] 664 00:25:09,296 --> 00:25:13,634 * HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY * 665 00:25:20,641 --> 00:25:22,776 [ MID-TEMPO JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ] 666 00:25:22,810 --> 00:25:23,944 [ LAUGHTER ] 667 00:25:29,717 --> 00:25:31,351 THEY'RE ABOUT TO START THE SPEECHES, 668 00:25:31,384 --> 00:25:34,688 AND THAT'S WHEN WE NEED TO SNOOP THE HIT-AND-RUN CAR. 669 00:25:34,722 --> 00:25:35,623 LIEUTENANT BACKSTROM? 670 00:25:35,656 --> 00:25:37,090 Backstrom: OH, GOD. 671 00:25:37,124 --> 00:25:38,626 THIS IS UNEXPECTED. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 672 00:25:38,659 --> 00:25:40,928 CHIEF CERVANTES GAVE THE SPECIAL CRIMES UNIT HER TABLE. 673 00:25:40,961 --> 00:25:42,963 OH, THE CHIEF DIDN'T WANT TO BE SEEN 674 00:25:42,996 --> 00:25:44,798 HOBNOBBING WITH SAMPSON, HUH? 675 00:25:44,832 --> 00:25:46,800 YOU'LL NOTICE THE MAYOR ISN'T HERE, EITHER. 676 00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:49,502 IN FACT, NOBODY GOOD IS HERE. 677 00:25:51,672 --> 00:25:53,641 PUNCH HER IN HER BOTOX. I HATE HER. 678 00:25:53,674 --> 00:25:56,209 [ MUSIC AND CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE ] 679 00:25:56,243 --> 00:25:57,277 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 680 00:25:57,310 --> 00:25:58,979 THE GARAGE HAS TWO DOORS. 681 00:25:59,012 --> 00:26:00,714 ONE'S DOWN THE HALL, PAST THE KITCHEN. 682 00:26:00,748 --> 00:26:03,216 THAT'S THE ONE THAT MOST LIKELY WILL BE UNLOCKED. 683 00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:04,885 YEAH, AND THERE ARE SECURITY GUARDS, 684 00:26:04,918 --> 00:26:06,386 BUT THEY'RE MOSTLY CONCERNED 685 00:26:06,419 --> 00:26:08,055 WITH STEERING PEOPLE TOWARDS THE POTTA-PORTIES -- 686 00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:09,122 VERY GAUCHE. 687 00:26:09,156 --> 00:26:11,424 PORTA-POTTIES. [ GROANS ] 688 00:26:14,427 --> 00:26:16,664 Backstrom: HEY, NIEDERMAYER. 689 00:26:16,697 --> 00:26:19,432 HEY. HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON? 690 00:26:19,466 --> 00:26:20,934 NOTHING. WE'RE JUST DANCING. 691 00:26:20,968 --> 00:26:23,403 NIEDERMAYER, WILL YOU STOP FIDDLING WITH VALENTINE? 692 00:26:23,436 --> 00:26:26,907 GET MOTO, GO TO THE GARAGE, AND FIND THAT CAR. 693 00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:29,643 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 694 00:26:48,128 --> 00:26:50,698 NO. THIS IS THE GARAGE DOOR, BUT IT'S LOCKED. 695 00:26:50,731 --> 00:26:52,265 MAYBE IT'S JUST STUCK. 696 00:26:52,299 --> 00:26:53,600 [ CHUCKLES ] 697 00:26:53,633 --> 00:26:55,035 NO. PEOPLE THIS RICH DON'T HAVE STICKY DOORS. 698 00:26:55,068 --> 00:26:57,137 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA KICK IT IN. 699 00:26:57,170 --> 00:26:58,706 NO. 700 00:26:58,739 --> 00:27:00,473 WHAT? THE MURDER VEHICLE MIGHT BE BEHIND THIS DOOR. 701 00:27:00,507 --> 00:27:01,675 IF YOU KICK THIS DOOR IN, 702 00:27:01,709 --> 00:27:02,943 EVERYTHING BEHIND IT IS INADMISSIBLE. 703 00:27:02,976 --> 00:27:04,111 THAT'S WHAT THE LIEUTENANT WOULD DO. 704 00:27:04,144 --> 00:27:07,014 [ SCOFFS ] WELL, EXACTLY. 705 00:27:07,047 --> 00:27:07,848 [ SIGHS ] 706 00:27:07,881 --> 00:27:09,382 [ DOORKNOB RATTLES ] 707 00:27:11,584 --> 00:27:12,953 MAY I? 708 00:27:12,986 --> 00:27:15,989 ALL RIGHT, SO, THE DOORS ARE LOCKED. 709 00:27:16,023 --> 00:27:18,358 OKAY, AND WHAT ABOUT THE OUTSI ENTRANCE? 710 00:27:18,391 --> 00:27:20,027 IT'S TOO WELL-LIT. 711 00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:22,295 WE CAN GET A WARRANT IF WE CAN SEE IN THE WINDOWS. 712 00:27:22,329 --> 00:27:24,564 THERE ARE NO WINDOWS. 713 00:27:24,597 --> 00:27:25,966 HI. 714 00:27:25,999 --> 00:27:27,234 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 715 00:27:27,267 --> 00:27:30,537 UH, NO, NOT A CHANCE, TWINKY-BOY. 716 00:27:30,570 --> 00:27:33,040 IT'S "TWINK," FRENCHY. 717 00:27:42,515 --> 00:27:43,751 LOOKING FOR ME? 718 00:27:43,784 --> 00:27:45,652 [ CHUCKLES ] 719 00:27:45,685 --> 00:27:48,421 THIS IS LITERALLY THE LAST PLACE I WOULD EXPECT TO FIND YOU. 720 00:27:48,455 --> 00:27:50,490 I'M WORKING ON A CASE. YOU? 721 00:27:50,523 --> 00:27:52,025 WELL, SOMEONE FROM THE CITY HAD TO BE HERE, 722 00:27:52,059 --> 00:27:53,493 AND I LIKE THE CAUSE. 723 00:27:53,526 --> 00:27:57,597 PLUS, I HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH INSUFFERABLE BLOWHARDS. 724 00:27:57,630 --> 00:27:58,531 HA HA. 725 00:27:59,967 --> 00:28:01,735 DO YOU WANT TO DANCE? 726 00:28:01,769 --> 00:28:05,338 I HAVE TO TAKE 10,000 STEPS, OR MY DR. DEB WILL GROUND ME. 727 00:28:05,372 --> 00:28:06,539 [ LAUGHS ] 728 00:28:06,573 --> 00:28:07,741 LONG STORY. 729 00:28:07,775 --> 00:28:09,109 YES. PLEASE. 730 00:28:09,142 --> 00:28:10,643 [ TANGO MUSIC PLAYING ] 731 00:28:20,153 --> 00:28:21,688 ADMIT IT. I LOOK AMAZING. 732 00:28:21,721 --> 00:28:24,057 AH, TRADITIONALLY, YOU TELL ME HOW GOOD I LOOK 733 00:28:24,091 --> 00:28:25,893 BEFORE FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS. 734 00:28:25,926 --> 00:28:28,061 OH, THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. 735 00:28:28,095 --> 00:28:29,562 [ SNAPS FINGERS ] 736 00:28:29,596 --> 00:28:30,530 [ SNAPS FINGERS ] 737 00:28:30,563 --> 00:28:31,899 [ LAUGHS ] 738 00:28:31,932 --> 00:28:34,301 I'M A BETTER DANCER THAN YOU REMEMBER. 739 00:28:34,334 --> 00:28:35,468 ISN'T THAT TRUE? 740 00:28:35,502 --> 00:28:38,405 I REMEMBER YOU BEING PRETTY GOOD. 741 00:28:39,773 --> 00:28:40,774 OH! 742 00:28:42,575 --> 00:28:44,878 SO, WHY ARE YOU REALLY HERE? 743 00:28:44,912 --> 00:28:47,247 ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? PBHT. 744 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,784 YOU FLATTER YOURSELF. I'M ACTUALLY UNDERCOVER. 745 00:28:50,818 --> 00:28:51,785 YEAH... 746 00:28:51,819 --> 00:28:54,121 GO AHEAD AND SAY IT... 747 00:28:54,154 --> 00:28:57,124 VERY JAMES BOND. 748 00:28:57,157 --> 00:28:59,326 A CHAIN-SMOKING, MARTINI-SWIGGING, 749 00:28:59,359 --> 00:29:00,760 PROMISCUOUS SOCIOPATH? 750 00:29:00,794 --> 00:29:02,930 YEAH, I'VE OUTGROWN THAT TYPE. 751 00:29:04,865 --> 00:29:06,399 [ CHUCKLES ] 752 00:29:06,433 --> 00:29:08,335 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 753 00:29:08,368 --> 00:29:10,570 AND... 754 00:29:10,603 --> 00:29:11,939 I SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT FIRST. 755 00:29:11,972 --> 00:29:13,206 THANK YOU. 756 00:29:17,811 --> 00:29:19,479 [ SIGHS ] 757 00:29:19,512 --> 00:29:20,713 EVERETT... 758 00:29:34,061 --> 00:29:35,963 AMY! 759 00:29:35,996 --> 00:29:38,765 I SMELL CHAMPAGNE AND SCOTCH, 760 00:29:38,798 --> 00:29:41,601 SO I'M GUESSING THERE'S PROBABLY VODKA GOING ON THERE, AS WELL. 761 00:29:41,634 --> 00:29:44,271 I'M WORKING UNDERCOVER. 762 00:29:44,304 --> 00:29:46,273 MY DAD WAS AN ALCOHOLIC. 763 00:29:46,306 --> 00:29:47,607 I KNOW. 764 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,276 HE WRESTLED WITH IT HIS WHOLE LIFE. 765 00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:52,712 BEFORE HE DIED... 766 00:29:52,745 --> 00:29:54,147 HE GAVE ME THIS. 767 00:29:56,016 --> 00:29:57,350 OH. 768 00:29:57,384 --> 00:29:59,052 HE QUIT DRINKING AND STARTED GAMBLING? 769 00:29:59,086 --> 00:30:03,323 IT'S A 30-DAY CHIP FROM ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS. 770 00:30:03,356 --> 00:30:04,892 MY INHERITANCE. 771 00:30:04,925 --> 00:30:06,393 YOU CARRY IT AROUND WITH YOU? 772 00:30:06,426 --> 00:30:09,296 EVERYWHERE...ALWAYS... 773 00:30:09,329 --> 00:30:11,899 UNTIL NOW. 774 00:30:11,932 --> 00:30:14,134 I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT... 775 00:30:14,167 --> 00:30:16,870 UNTIL YOU EARN YOUR OWN. 776 00:30:18,071 --> 00:30:20,773 SO, THAT'S THE DEAL? 777 00:30:22,009 --> 00:30:24,577 I QUIT DRINKING, JOIN A.A.... 778 00:30:24,611 --> 00:30:27,080 AND WE GIVE THIS ANOTHER TRY? 779 00:30:27,114 --> 00:30:31,318 I'M NOT MAKING ANY KIND OF A DEAL HERE, EVERETT. 780 00:30:31,351 --> 00:30:34,154 IF I DID SOMETHING TO GIVE YOU THE IMPRESSION 781 00:30:34,187 --> 00:30:35,522 I WANTED TO TRY AGAIN, 782 00:30:35,555 --> 00:30:38,091 I APOLOGIZE, BECAUSE I DON'T. 783 00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:40,293 WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE. 784 00:30:42,295 --> 00:30:44,731 I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS... 785 00:30:44,764 --> 00:30:47,534 BUT I GUESS THAT ISN'T GONNA HAPPEN. 786 00:30:56,576 --> 00:30:58,946 Almond: UH-OH. HE'S WALKED TO THE BAR. 787 00:30:58,979 --> 00:31:00,280 DOUBLE VODKA ON THE ROCKS -- 788 00:31:00,313 --> 00:31:01,848 HOLD THE ROCKS, DOUBLE THE VODKA. 789 00:31:01,881 --> 00:31:03,283 GRAVELY: There's Donald Sampson! 790 00:31:03,316 --> 00:31:05,218 HEAVENLY FATHER, WE BESEECH YOU. 791 00:31:05,252 --> 00:31:07,955 PLEASE DON'T LET BACKSTROM SPEAK TO SAMPSON. 792 00:31:07,988 --> 00:31:10,690 WOMEN. AM I RIGHT? 793 00:31:10,723 --> 00:31:12,359 YOU'RE NOT GAY? 794 00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:13,393 WHY? 'CAUSE I SHAVED? 795 00:31:13,426 --> 00:31:14,928 [ CHUCKLES ] 796 00:31:14,962 --> 00:31:17,797 I JUST SAW YOU COME IN WITH THAT STUNNING CREATURE. 797 00:31:17,830 --> 00:31:20,767 HIM? AH, HE'S JUST MY GAY TENANT. 798 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,702 THE WOMAN THAT I LOVE -- SHE -- 799 00:31:22,735 --> 00:31:23,870 [ SIGHS ] 800 00:31:23,903 --> 00:31:25,238 NEVER MIND. 801 00:31:26,739 --> 00:31:28,208 YOU A RICH GUY? 802 00:31:28,241 --> 00:31:29,742 YOU GOT RICH-GUY HAIR. 803 00:31:29,776 --> 00:31:31,644 I'M DONALD SAMPSON. 804 00:31:31,678 --> 00:31:33,646 [ LAUGHS ] 805 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,882 TALK ABOUT WOMAN PROBLEMS. 806 00:31:35,915 --> 00:31:37,150 HOO-HOO! 807 00:31:37,184 --> 00:31:38,585 EXCUSE ME? 808 00:31:38,618 --> 00:31:40,320 WELL, THAT POST-COITAL VIDEO THAT GOT LEAKED. 809 00:31:40,353 --> 00:31:41,388 [ CHUCKLES ] 810 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:42,555 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 811 00:31:42,589 --> 00:31:44,124 ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR EVENING. 812 00:31:44,157 --> 00:31:46,159 YOU KNOW WHAT I'D DO? 813 00:31:46,193 --> 00:31:48,962 I'D KILL THE BITCH THAT LEAKED THE VIDEO, 814 00:31:48,996 --> 00:31:52,665 THEN RUN HER OVER WITH MY CAR -- MAYBE A COUPLE OF TIMES. 815 00:31:54,534 --> 00:31:56,669 BARTENDER, ANOTHER DRINK FOR MY CLEVER FRIEND. 816 00:31:56,703 --> 00:31:57,670 Bartender: YES, SIR. 817 00:31:59,672 --> 00:32:01,774 ANOTHER ONE, PLEASE. 818 00:32:04,111 --> 00:32:05,478 UH-OH. [ SIGHS ] 819 00:32:05,512 --> 00:32:06,846 DOUBLE VODKA, NO ICE, DOUBLE THE VODKA? 820 00:32:06,879 --> 00:32:08,815 WHAT'S WRONG? YOU OKAY? 821 00:32:08,848 --> 00:32:11,084 YEAH. 822 00:32:11,118 --> 00:32:12,352 I'M FINE. 823 00:32:12,385 --> 00:32:13,920 HIGHLIGHT OF MY EVENING 824 00:32:13,953 --> 00:32:17,124 WAS DONALD SAMPSON THINKING THAT WE WERE A COUPLE. 825 00:32:17,157 --> 00:32:19,259 HE CALLED YOU A "STUNNING CREATURE." 826 00:32:19,292 --> 00:32:21,995 YEAH, WELL, NOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN INVITATION. 827 00:32:22,029 --> 00:32:23,430 NO, NOT IN THE WAY 828 00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:25,265 THAT WOULD LEAD HIM TO BUY YOU FANCY THINGS. 829 00:32:25,298 --> 00:32:27,367 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME BE THE JUDGE OF THAT? 830 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,402 OKAY, YEAH. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. ALL RIGHT. 831 00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:35,675 [ ELENI MANDELL'S "ANYONE LIKE YOU" PLAYS ] 832 00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:42,549 * THERE WON'T BE ANYONE LIKE YOU IN MY LIFE AGAIN * 833 00:32:42,582 --> 00:32:46,219 * SOMEONE WHO ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH * 834 00:32:46,253 --> 00:32:49,856 * LIES WOULD SUFFICE INSTEAD 835 00:32:49,889 --> 00:32:53,993 * AND WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL * 836 00:32:54,027 --> 00:32:57,197 * TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO? 837 00:32:57,230 --> 00:33:00,567 * YOU SAY I SHOULDN'T CARE AT ALL * 838 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,503 * WHEN I'M FEELING BLUE 839 00:33:03,536 --> 00:33:05,572 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 840 00:33:05,605 --> 00:33:06,906 THAT WAS FAST. 841 00:33:06,939 --> 00:33:08,308 YOU WERE RIGHT. 842 00:33:08,341 --> 00:33:10,377 HE'S RENDEZVOUSING WITH A WOMAN. 843 00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:11,511 I THINK HIS WIFE? 844 00:33:11,544 --> 00:33:13,646 I DOUBT THAT. 845 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:14,747 LET'S GO. 846 00:33:17,584 --> 00:33:18,985 I-I WANTED TO HURT YOU 847 00:33:19,018 --> 00:33:20,887 FOR THREATENING TO GO BACK TO YOUR WIFE, 848 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,555 NOT RUIN YOU. 849 00:33:22,589 --> 00:33:25,925 I HATE MYSELF FOR LEAKING THAT VIDEO. 850 00:33:25,958 --> 00:33:27,427 I SWEAR. 851 00:33:27,460 --> 00:33:30,730 YOU ARE THE MOST EXPENSIVE FLING I HAVE EVER HAD. 852 00:33:32,432 --> 00:33:34,067 Well, I judged him too harshly. 853 00:33:34,101 --> 00:33:36,203 He's certainly not sleeping with his wife. 854 00:33:36,236 --> 00:33:37,704 Or the murder victim. 855 00:33:42,142 --> 00:33:43,676 SAMPSON DIDN'T KILL HER. 856 00:33:43,710 --> 00:33:45,112 ARE YOU SURE? [ GRUNTS ] 857 00:33:45,145 --> 00:33:46,879 SHE DIDN'T LEAK THE VIDEO... 858 00:33:46,913 --> 00:33:49,682 WHICH MEANS MAYBE A RICH PERSON DIDN'T DO THE MURDER, 859 00:33:49,716 --> 00:33:52,619 WHICH MEANS MAYBE WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE WRONG CAR. 860 00:33:52,652 --> 00:33:54,854 NIEDERMAYER, IS IT POSSIBLE THE SKETCH 861 00:33:54,887 --> 00:33:57,357 COULD HAVE BEEN OF A POOR PERSON'S WHITE CAR? 862 00:33:57,390 --> 00:33:58,691 IT'S VERY POSSIBLE. 863 00:33:58,725 --> 00:34:00,260 IN FACT, AS THE SCIENCE OF AERODYNAMICS 864 00:34:00,293 --> 00:34:01,794 HAS GOTTEN MORE AND MORE REFINED, 865 00:34:01,828 --> 00:34:03,130 THERE'S LESS AND LESS DIFFERENTIATION -- 866 00:34:03,163 --> 00:34:04,431 OH, NO! 867 00:34:04,464 --> 00:34:07,300 I'M NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR YOUR GARBAGE. 868 00:34:07,334 --> 00:34:08,601 I'M GOING HOME. 869 00:34:08,635 --> 00:34:11,971 EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS EVENT DISGUSTS ME. 870 00:34:12,004 --> 00:34:13,106 YOU ALL RIGHT, LIEUTENANT? 871 00:34:13,140 --> 00:34:15,742 LET MOTO GIVE YOU A RIDE. 872 00:34:15,775 --> 00:34:18,545 NO! GOT TO WALK 10,000 STEPS. 873 00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:21,548 HUP, HUP, HUP. 874 00:34:26,853 --> 00:34:28,755 [ DOOR OPENS ] 875 00:34:34,427 --> 00:34:36,896 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 876 00:34:36,929 --> 00:34:38,331 WHAT -- 877 00:34:38,365 --> 00:34:39,599 [ GROANS ] 878 00:34:39,632 --> 00:34:41,168 MM, MM, MM, MM. 879 00:34:41,201 --> 00:34:42,169 [ GROANS ] 880 00:34:42,202 --> 00:34:43,836 HEY. YOU CAN CHEER UP. 881 00:34:43,870 --> 00:34:46,339 YOU GOT QUITE THE WORKOUT LAST NIGHT. 882 00:34:46,373 --> 00:34:47,340 [ CHUCKLES ] 883 00:34:47,374 --> 00:34:50,243 OHH. THAT'S DISGUSTING. 884 00:34:50,277 --> 00:34:53,313 [ Electronic voice ] WORK. WORK. WORK. 885 00:34:53,346 --> 00:34:55,448 WORK. WORK. 886 00:34:55,482 --> 00:34:56,583 WHAT? 887 00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:58,084 YOU WERE RIGHT. 888 00:34:58,117 --> 00:35:00,287 That's the least stupid thing I've ever heard you say. 889 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:04,023 WE FOUND THREE WHITE CARS THAT MATCH THE POLICE SKETCHES, 890 00:35:04,056 --> 00:35:08,027 BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM HAS TRACES OF BLOOD ON THE TIRES. 891 00:35:08,060 --> 00:35:09,796 SO, WHO'S THE CAR BELONG TO? 892 00:35:09,829 --> 00:35:11,030 Well, that's the thing. 893 00:35:11,063 --> 00:35:12,765 IT'S A...FLASHCAR, 894 00:35:12,799 --> 00:35:15,202 WHICH IS A DROP-OFF/PICKUP RENTAL SERVICE. 895 00:35:15,235 --> 00:35:18,104 SO, TRACE THE ACCOUNT. THE RENTER'S THE KILLER. 896 00:35:18,137 --> 00:35:20,873 OKAY, ALMOND IS RUNNING THE V.I.N., AND ALAS... 897 00:35:20,907 --> 00:35:22,542 WHOA, HO. DON'T SAY "ALAS" TO THE LIEUTENANT 898 00:35:22,575 --> 00:35:23,943 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING 899 00:35:23,976 --> 00:35:25,212 IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT TO THE AFTERNOON. 900 00:35:25,245 --> 00:35:26,779 ALMOND: Hey. [ GRUNTS ] 901 00:35:26,813 --> 00:35:29,216 THE RENTAL ACCOUNT BELONGS TO THE VICTIM. 902 00:35:29,249 --> 00:35:34,987 WAIT. SO, SHE WAS RUN OVER BY HER OWN...RENTAL CAR? 903 00:35:36,556 --> 00:35:39,859 PAQUET THINKS THAT THE FLASHCAR IS NO A DEAD END. 904 00:35:39,892 --> 00:35:40,893 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 905 00:35:40,927 --> 00:35:42,295 COME ON. QUIET. 906 00:35:42,329 --> 00:35:43,896 SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO HAVE A HANGOVER. 907 00:35:43,930 --> 00:35:45,398 ALL THAT'S NEEDED TO CREATE AN ACCOUNT 908 00:35:45,432 --> 00:35:47,967 IS A CREDIT-CARD NUMBER AND ITS BILLING ADDRESS. 909 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,402 SO, HERE'S A LIST 910 00:35:49,436 --> 00:35:52,071 OF PEOPLE VANESSA GAVE THIS CREDIT CARD TO -- 911 00:35:52,104 --> 00:35:53,706 MOSTLY FROM HER CHARITIES, 912 00:35:53,740 --> 00:35:56,175 PEOPLE MAKING PURCHASES ON HER BEHALF. 913 00:35:56,209 --> 00:35:58,010 THE KILLER IS ON THE LIST. 914 00:35:58,044 --> 00:36:00,980 IT'S SOMEONE WHO HAD ACCESS TO HER INFORMATION. 915 00:36:01,013 --> 00:36:03,149 OKAY, HERE'S WHAT WE NEED TO DO -- 916 00:36:03,182 --> 00:36:04,851 GO BACK TO BASICS. 917 00:36:04,884 --> 00:36:07,587 WHAT DID VANESSA TAYMOR DO TO DESERVE GETTING RUN OVER? 918 00:36:07,620 --> 00:36:09,021 EXCUSE ME? 919 00:36:09,055 --> 00:36:10,823 OH, AMY REJECTED HIM, SO NOW HE HATES ALL WOMEN. 920 00:36:10,857 --> 00:36:12,058 OHH. 921 00:36:12,091 --> 00:36:13,526 WE'RE ASSUMING THAT THE VICTIM 922 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,662 WAS THIS KIND, LOVABLE, WONDERFUL PERSON. 923 00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:17,930 WELL, MOST WOMEN REALLY AREN'T. 924 00:36:17,964 --> 00:36:19,098 OH, GOOD GOD. 925 00:36:19,131 --> 00:36:20,533 HER LIFE HAD ONLY TWO ASPECTS -- 926 00:36:20,567 --> 00:36:22,502 HER CHARITY WORK AND HER HUSBAND. 927 00:36:22,535 --> 00:36:24,537 WE'VE ALREADY GONE OVER THE CHARITY WORK. 928 00:36:24,571 --> 00:36:26,506 YOU THINK THE HUSBAND DID IT? 929 00:36:26,539 --> 00:36:28,775 HE'S DYING. AND HE LOVES HER. 930 00:36:28,808 --> 00:36:30,243 LOVE IS A MYTH 931 00:36:30,277 --> 00:36:33,012 INVENTED BY TEENAGERS AND THE DIAMOND INDUSTRY. 932 00:36:33,045 --> 00:36:36,215 IS ANYONE ON THAT CREDIT-CARD LIST LINKED TO THE HUSBAND? 933 00:36:36,249 --> 00:36:40,019 OKAY, WELL, HIS NUTRITIONIST USED IT FOR VITAMINS, 934 00:36:40,052 --> 00:36:42,555 HIS PRIVATE CHEF... 935 00:36:42,589 --> 00:36:46,125 OH, YES -- AND HIS DRIVER FOR GASOLINE. 936 00:36:46,158 --> 00:36:47,193 OH. 937 00:36:47,226 --> 00:36:48,695 "OH"? WHAT, "OH"? 938 00:36:48,728 --> 00:36:51,063 WELL, THERE WERE FIVE SEPARATE DONATIONS 939 00:36:51,097 --> 00:36:56,035 FOR $20,000 EACH TO CANCER SOLUTIONS, BUT -- 940 00:36:56,068 --> 00:36:59,472 WAIT -- CANCER SOLUTIONS ISN'T A CHARITY. 941 00:36:59,506 --> 00:37:00,873 IT'S AN LLC. 942 00:37:00,907 --> 00:37:04,210 AND DR. BAI IS THE SOLE PROPRIETOR. 943 00:37:04,243 --> 00:37:08,815 YOU SEE HOW RIGHT IT FEELS WHEN EVERYTHING PULLS TOGETHER? 944 00:37:08,848 --> 00:37:10,249 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 945 00:37:10,283 --> 00:37:11,951 VANESSA TAYMOR WAS BRIBING YOU TO MAKE SURE 946 00:37:11,984 --> 00:37:14,321 HER HUSBAND GOT THE DRUGS INSTEAD OF THE PLACEBO. 947 00:37:14,354 --> 00:37:15,922 YOU GOT NERVOUS SOMEONE WOULD FIND OUT, 948 00:37:15,955 --> 00:37:17,990 SO YOU RAN HER OVER WITH A CAR. 949 00:37:18,024 --> 00:37:20,259 THAT MONEY WASN'T A BRIBE. 950 00:37:20,293 --> 00:37:21,661 NO? I'M A RESEARCHER. 951 00:37:21,694 --> 00:37:23,596 GRANTS ARE EXTREMELY HARD TO GET. 952 00:37:23,630 --> 00:37:25,264 VANESSA WANTED TO HELP. 953 00:37:25,298 --> 00:37:28,868 I HOPE YOU'RE A BETTER DOCTOR THAN YOU ARE A LIAR. 954 00:37:30,870 --> 00:37:33,306 MR. TAYMOR ISN'T RECEIVING THE EXPERIMENTAL DRUG. 955 00:37:33,340 --> 00:37:34,841 HE'S IN THE CONTROL GROUP. 956 00:37:36,042 --> 00:37:37,777 INTERESTING. 957 00:37:39,612 --> 00:37:41,648 WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? LIEUTENANT! 958 00:37:41,681 --> 00:37:44,317 MR. TAYMOR, WHERE'S YOUR NURSE CLICKER THING? 959 00:37:44,351 --> 00:37:45,418 NURSE! 960 00:37:45,452 --> 00:37:46,686 [ BEEPING ] WHAT'S GOING ON? 961 00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:47,754 I'M GONNA GET YOU SOME JELLO. 962 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:48,888 NURSE! 963 00:37:50,490 --> 00:37:51,624 YOU NEED SOMETHING? 964 00:37:51,658 --> 00:37:52,859 YEAH. 965 00:37:52,892 --> 00:37:55,061 I'LL HAVE A DRINK OF WHATEVER HE'S HAVING. 966 00:37:58,698 --> 00:38:00,199 GO AHEAD. 967 00:38:00,232 --> 00:38:01,734 DO IT. 968 00:38:08,641 --> 00:38:10,943 YOUR WORLD IS VERY DARK. 969 00:38:10,977 --> 00:38:14,381 YOU CALL IT DARK. I CALL IT WOEFULLY PREDICTABLE. 970 00:38:14,414 --> 00:38:19,486 SO, IF THIS IS THE PLACEBO, I SHOULD BE FINE, RIGHT? 971 00:38:19,519 --> 00:38:20,820 WHAT IF IT ISN'T? 972 00:38:20,853 --> 00:38:22,389 HE'LL HAVE A SEIZURE, PERHAPS GO BLIND. 973 00:38:22,422 --> 00:38:24,857 MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND. 974 00:38:26,426 --> 00:38:27,927 [ GASPS ] 975 00:38:30,663 --> 00:38:32,198 OH! [ GASPS ] 976 00:38:32,231 --> 00:38:34,534 [ LAUGHS ] 977 00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:38,070 AHHHHH. MM! 978 00:38:38,104 --> 00:38:41,240 I KNEW I WAS GETTING THE PLACEBO. 979 00:38:41,273 --> 00:38:42,675 [ COUGHS ] 980 00:38:42,709 --> 00:38:44,677 WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER DREAM BOARD. 981 00:38:44,711 --> 00:38:46,413 AH. 982 00:38:46,446 --> 00:38:47,980 DREAM BOARD. 983 00:38:48,014 --> 00:38:50,883 NEW AND IMPROVED. 984 00:38:50,917 --> 00:38:53,152 MUCH LESS WIFE. 985 00:38:53,185 --> 00:38:54,854 THOSE IMAGES WERE TOO PAINFUL. 986 00:38:54,887 --> 00:38:56,355 IT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE. 987 00:38:56,389 --> 00:38:58,090 INTERESTING FACT ABOUT DREAM BOARDS -- 988 00:38:58,124 --> 00:39:00,359 THEY REFLECT THE SUBCONSCIOUS DESIRES 989 00:39:00,393 --> 00:39:02,161 OF THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE THEM. 990 00:39:02,194 --> 00:39:04,597 BUT RICH PEOPLE DON'T HAVE SUBCONSCIOUS DESIRES 991 00:39:04,631 --> 00:39:06,933 TO LIVE IN MANSIONS, 'CAUSE THEY ACTUALLY DO. 992 00:39:06,966 --> 00:39:09,436 AND THEY ACTUALLY DRIVE FANCY CARS, 993 00:39:09,469 --> 00:39:12,271 AND THEY ACTUALLY GO ON EXOTIC VACATIONS. 994 00:39:12,304 --> 00:39:13,773 YOU DIDN'T MAKE THIS. 995 00:39:15,475 --> 00:39:16,543 SHE DID. 996 00:39:16,576 --> 00:39:19,178 BRITTANY HELPED. SO WHAT? 997 00:39:19,211 --> 00:39:22,415 THIS IS HER DREAM BOARD, NOT YOURS. 998 00:39:23,650 --> 00:39:26,285 THE SUBCONSCIOUS NEVER LIES. 999 00:39:26,318 --> 00:39:27,854 IS NURSIE ON PAQUET'S LIST 1000 00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:30,690 OF THOSE WHO HAD ACCESS TO THE CREDIT CARD? 1001 00:39:30,723 --> 00:39:32,291 YES. 1002 00:39:32,324 --> 00:39:33,526 SHE DID IT. 1003 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,361 SHE RENTED THE CAR. 1004 00:39:35,394 --> 00:39:36,463 CHECK HER COMPUTER. 1005 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:43,035 DO I HAVE YOUR PERMISSION TO SEARCH THIS COMPUTER? 1006 00:39:43,069 --> 00:39:45,071 NO, YOU DO NOT. 1007 00:39:47,674 --> 00:39:49,275 NOW YOU HAVE ADMINISTRATIVE PRIVILEGES. 1008 00:39:49,308 --> 00:39:50,777 THANK YOU. 1009 00:39:50,810 --> 00:39:52,411 A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN GET AT THIS COMPUTER. 1010 00:39:52,445 --> 00:39:54,447 IT'S IN A VERY PUBLIC PLACE. 1011 00:39:54,481 --> 00:39:56,983 I'M YOU. 1012 00:39:57,016 --> 00:39:59,385 A BURNED-OUT NURSE, 1013 00:39:59,418 --> 00:40:02,655 TIRED OF 12-HOUR SHIFTS, CHANGING BEDPANS. 1014 00:40:02,689 --> 00:40:05,625 "AND THEN I MEET A FILTHY-RICH GUY -- 1015 00:40:05,658 --> 00:40:08,828 "OR, AT LEAST, HE WILL BE ONCE HIS WIFE IS OUT OF THE WAY. 1016 00:40:08,861 --> 00:40:11,564 AND HE'S GONNA NEED SOMEONE TO LEAN ON." 1017 00:40:11,598 --> 00:40:13,332 [ MONITOR BEEPING ] 1018 00:40:13,365 --> 00:40:16,002 "AND THAT SOMEONE COULD BE ME. 1019 00:40:16,035 --> 00:40:20,607 "I COULD COMFORT HIM, GET HIM TO DEPEND ON ME, 1020 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,341 "FALL IN LOVE WITH ME, MARRY ME. 1021 00:40:24,611 --> 00:40:26,445 "AND THE BEST THING IS, 1022 00:40:26,479 --> 00:40:29,882 HE'S GOT A SHELF LIFE OF, WHAT, A YEAR?" 1023 00:40:31,450 --> 00:40:33,620 "THEN IT'S ALL MINE." 1024 00:40:34,687 --> 00:40:36,088 [ CAR ALARM CHIRPS, GEARSHIFT CLICKS ] 1025 00:40:36,122 --> 00:40:37,490 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 1026 00:40:37,524 --> 00:40:38,658 [ GLASS BREAKS ] AAH! 1027 00:40:40,893 --> 00:40:42,328 Gravely: I GOT IT. 1028 00:40:42,361 --> 00:40:44,030 A FLASHCAR ACCOUNT WAS CREATED ON THIS COMPUTER 1029 00:40:44,063 --> 00:40:45,431 THE DAY BEFORE THE MURDER. 1030 00:40:45,464 --> 00:40:48,300 BRITTANY GOTTMAN LOGGED IN AT 2:05 A.M. 1031 00:40:48,334 --> 00:40:51,170 AT 2:15, A CONFIRMATION E-MAIL WAS SENT FROM FLASHCAR, 1032 00:40:51,203 --> 00:40:52,739 AND AT 2:20, SHE LOGGED OUT. 1033 00:40:54,473 --> 00:40:56,475 YOU ARE A VERY NAUGHTY NURSE. 1034 00:40:59,646 --> 00:41:02,515 YOU'RE DONE. YOU CAN GET DRESSED NOW. 1035 00:41:02,549 --> 00:41:04,951 YOUR LIVER TELLS ME YOU HAVEN'T QUIT DRINKING, 1036 00:41:04,984 --> 00:41:06,786 YOUR PALLOR TELLS ME YOU AREN'T SLEEPING, 1037 00:41:06,819 --> 00:41:08,354 AND I HAVE SEEN WITH MY VERY OWN EYES 1038 00:41:08,387 --> 00:41:10,156 THAT YOU HAVEN'T STOPPED SMOKING. 1039 00:41:10,189 --> 00:41:12,625 WHEN YOU FINALLY FALL OF A HEART ATTACK OR STROKE 1040 00:41:12,659 --> 00:41:14,727 OR WHATEVER INEVITABLE MALADY TAKES YOU, 1041 00:41:14,761 --> 00:41:16,529 THEY WILL TURN TO ME AND SAY, 1042 00:41:16,563 --> 00:41:18,631 "HOW COULD YOU FIND HIM FIT TO WORK?" 1043 00:41:18,665 --> 00:41:20,667 OH. SO IT'S ABOUT YOU. 1044 00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:22,702 THE WORST PART ABOUT YOUR WORLD VIEW 1045 00:41:22,735 --> 00:41:24,370 IS THAT IT'S CONTAGIOUS. 1046 00:41:24,403 --> 00:41:25,905 THOSE OF US AROUND YOU 1047 00:41:25,938 --> 00:41:28,908 BEGIN TO SEE OURSELVES AS YO SEE US. 1048 00:41:28,941 --> 00:41:32,545 YOU THINK I'M A TERRIBLE DOCTOR, I BECOME A TERRIBLE DOCTOR. 1049 00:41:32,579 --> 00:41:36,415 NO, NOT SO TERRIBLE. I GOT 10,000 STEPS, RIGHT? 1050 00:41:36,448 --> 00:41:38,350 MY FEET ARE KILLING ME. 1051 00:41:38,384 --> 00:41:40,086 IT'S MERELY A MACHINE THAT COUNTS 1052 00:41:40,119 --> 00:41:42,154 WHAT THE MACHINE PART OF YOU IS ACHIEVING. 1053 00:41:42,188 --> 00:41:44,023 THERE'S A MACHINE PART OF ME? 1054 00:41:44,056 --> 00:41:45,257 IT MEASURES ACTIVITY. 1055 00:41:45,291 --> 00:41:46,525 YOU LIKE ACTIVITY 1056 00:41:46,559 --> 00:41:48,728 BECAUSE IT ALLOWS YOU TO AVOID REFLECTION. 1057 00:41:48,761 --> 00:41:52,732 IT IS REFLECTION WHICH LEADS US TO OUR TRUE BEST SELVES, 1058 00:41:52,765 --> 00:41:53,933 NOT ACTIVITY. 1059 00:41:53,966 --> 00:41:56,035 SO, THE PEDOMETER IS STOPPING ME 1060 00:41:56,068 --> 00:41:58,270 FROM REACHING MY TRUE BEST SELF. 1061 00:41:59,538 --> 00:42:01,641 PERHAPS ANOTHER DOCTOR WOULD HAVE BETTER LUCK. 1062 00:42:04,811 --> 00:42:07,614 I DON'T WANT ANOTHER DOCTOR. 1063 00:42:14,654 --> 00:42:16,522 YOU JOINED A PROGRAM? 1064 00:42:16,555 --> 00:42:18,390 I DIDN'T WANT TO COME SEE YOU 1065 00:42:18,424 --> 00:42:21,193 UNTIL I COULD PROVE BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT 1066 00:42:21,227 --> 00:42:26,633 THAT YOU HAD, IN FACT, HELPED ME BECOME MY TRUE BEST SELF. 1067 00:42:27,967 --> 00:42:30,136 THANK YOU. 1068 00:42:30,169 --> 00:42:32,404 THANK YOU. 1069 00:42:32,438 --> 00:42:33,606 GOOD FOR YOU. 1070 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,574 THANK YOU, DR. CHAMAN. 1071 00:42:35,608 --> 00:42:37,543 GOOD FOR YOU. OKAY. 1072 00:42:37,576 --> 00:42:39,311 GOOD FOR BOTH OF US. 1073 00:42:39,345 --> 00:42:41,447 YOU MUST WEAR THE PEDOMETER. 1074 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,049 I WILL CHECK ON IT DAILY 1075 00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:45,852 TO SEE HOW MANY STEPS YOU HAVE TAKEN. 1076 00:42:47,253 --> 00:42:49,555 FANTASTIC. 1077 00:42:49,588 --> 00:42:52,058 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY IN THE PROGRAM -- 1078 00:42:52,091 --> 00:42:54,093 "ONE STEP AT A TIME." 1079 00:42:54,126 --> 00:42:55,227 "ONE DAY AT A TIME." 1080 00:42:55,261 --> 00:42:56,295 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 1081 00:42:56,328 --> 00:42:57,664 [ SCOFFS ] 1082 00:42:57,697 --> 00:43:00,833 LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH SOMETIME, YOU FREAK. 1083 00:43:00,867 --> 00:43:02,334 [ DOOR SLAMS ]