1 00:01:09,578 --> 00:01:12,354 - Hey, Lacie! - Hey! 2 00:02:08,538 --> 00:02:09,874 Ryan? 3 00:02:11,538 --> 00:02:12,818 Ryan! 4 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,834 - I was holding a bomb! - Come on! 5 00:02:22,858 --> 00:02:24,434 Sorry, guys. 6 00:02:24,458 --> 00:02:30,194 Landlord is sending buyers over today so... put your pants on. 7 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:34,554 Maybe if I don't, it'll scare 'em off and we can stay here. 8 00:02:34,578 --> 00:02:37,994 Not an option, Ryan. Lease is up in four weeks. 9 00:02:38,018 --> 00:02:40,058 Hey, I'm thinking of you. I've got somewhere to go. 10 00:02:40,818 --> 00:02:44,538 Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix so I get his place. 11 00:02:45,618 --> 00:02:47,874 - Okay. - Now who's the slow poke? 12 00:02:47,898 --> 00:02:53,338 I'm... seeing some places over lunch. Catch you later. 13 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:00,578 Sorry, that was my sister. 14 00:03:01,898 --> 00:03:04,338 Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to. 15 00:03:10,698 --> 00:03:11,978 Jasmine tea? 16 00:03:22,258 --> 00:03:25,458 And that's one Brushed Suede. 17 00:03:26,418 --> 00:03:28,154 You want a cookie with that? 18 00:03:28,178 --> 00:03:31,778 - It's on the house. - Sounds awesome. 19 00:03:37,138 --> 00:03:39,954 - See you tomorrow, JJ. - See you, Lacie. 20 00:03:41,058 --> 00:03:45,520 Oh, I saw your boy in the fire hat just now! So cute! 21 00:03:45,544 --> 00:03:47,850 Yeah, he's really something. 22 00:04:34,738 --> 00:04:35,618 Hmm. 23 00:05:12,738 --> 00:05:14,314 Hey, Lacie! 24 00:05:14,338 --> 00:05:17,754 - Bets, it's great to see you! - You too. 25 00:05:29,218 --> 00:05:30,594 How's Pancakes? 26 00:05:30,618 --> 00:05:34,874 He's hilarious. Such a funny cat. Just the best. 27 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:41,074 - Are you still at Hoddicker? - Mm-hmm. 28 00:05:41,098 --> 00:05:44,194 - Yeah. It's going pretty great. - Good to hear. 29 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:46,434 - So what brings you back here? - New job, first day. 30 00:05:46,458 --> 00:05:48,954 - First day? - At Blankman-Harper. 31 00:05:48,978 --> 00:05:51,874 Whoa! Top floor! That's... 32 00:05:51,898 --> 00:05:55,258 - Well, good luck. - I know, right? 33 00:05:56,618 --> 00:05:59,714 It's great you're still happy at Hoddicker. 34 00:05:59,738 --> 00:06:02,034 - Well, maybe not forever. - No, not forever. 35 00:06:02,058 --> 00:06:03,754 - But for now... - It's OK for now. 36 00:06:03,778 --> 00:06:07,338 It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is. 37 00:07:04,418 --> 00:07:07,354 Lacie, I got you a smoothie. 38 00:07:07,378 --> 00:07:11,138 Got one for everyone, actually. Still a bunch of them for grabs. 39 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:15,074 They're from the organic stall at the farmers' market. 40 00:07:15,098 --> 00:07:16,578 Sure. Okay. 41 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:24,898 Mmm! 42 00:07:31,338 --> 00:07:33,338 Thank you. Thank you. 43 00:07:37,778 --> 00:07:40,058 We're kind of not talking to Ches. 44 00:07:41,338 --> 00:07:45,234 - 3.1? What happened? - Him and Gordon split up. 45 00:07:45,258 --> 00:07:46,754 Oh... 46 00:07:46,778 --> 00:07:49,714 - Poor Ches. - No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side. 47 00:07:49,738 --> 00:07:52,474 Sure! Obviously. 48 00:07:52,498 --> 00:07:56,074 Ches is kissing ass. Trying to scrape himself back. 49 00:07:56,098 --> 00:08:00,554 Of course, if it drops below two-five, then it's... bye-bye. 50 00:08:09,373 --> 00:08:10,993 _ 51 00:08:31,418 --> 00:08:32,874 Hello? 52 00:08:32,898 --> 00:08:35,874 - Yo, they're taking it. - Who? 53 00:08:35,898 --> 00:08:39,194 The couple the landlord sent over. I heard them talking. 54 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:40,258 Okay. 55 00:08:42,538 --> 00:08:47,354 So, now we move into the light space area. 56 00:08:47,378 --> 00:08:51,314 Ideal for special times with loved ones. 57 00:08:51,338 --> 00:08:55,298 - Great food, great company. - Mm-hmm! 58 00:08:57,698 --> 00:09:00,514 Whoa! 59 00:09:00,538 --> 00:09:03,018 Sampled your photo stream to make her. 60 00:09:04,098 --> 00:09:05,634 Great hair! 61 00:09:05,658 --> 00:09:08,080 Styled free of charge at the members' salon. 62 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:11,658 Oh, my God. 63 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,954 It's hilarious! 64 00:09:14,978 --> 00:09:17,674 You like him? 65 00:09:17,698 --> 00:09:20,794 - He's okay. - He doesn't come with the apartment. 66 00:09:24,218 --> 00:09:28,114 But there is a bar and restaurant on site, tenants only. 67 00:09:28,138 --> 00:09:32,314 We have unparalleled metrics on romantic geneses. 68 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:33,434 Uh-huh. 69 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:37,180 I gotta say, these places are going like "that." 70 00:09:37,205 --> 00:09:41,419 - So don't delay if you're interested. - Oh, I'm more than interested. 71 00:09:41,443 --> 00:09:45,299 Standard occupancy on a minimum six-month contract, 72 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:48,763 we're talking... this much. 73 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:53,043 - How often are the payments? - That's weekly. 74 00:09:53,923 --> 00:09:55,459 Okay. 75 00:09:55,483 --> 00:09:57,459 - A little more than expected? - Yeah. 76 00:09:57,484 --> 00:09:59,179 There's options. 77 00:09:59,203 --> 00:10:01,659 You know our Prime Influencers Programme? 78 00:10:01,683 --> 00:10:04,403 - Do I qualify for that? - No. No, you don't. 79 00:10:05,243 --> 00:10:07,603 We'd need you around a 4.5. 80 00:10:09,038 --> 00:10:11,659 4.5? 81 00:10:11,683 --> 00:10:14,843 Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount. 82 00:10:18,753 --> 00:10:20,763 - 4.5. - That's right. 83 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:20,699 Pelican Cove? What is this? A eugenics programme? 84 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:25,699 - A lifestyle community. - No one is this happy. 85 00:11:25,723 --> 00:11:28,219 A two-year-old with a fucking balloon isn't this happy. 86 00:11:28,243 --> 00:11:31,180 It's actually a pretty cool place. 87 00:11:32,603 --> 00:11:35,043 Like you'd even qualify. 88 00:11:41,603 --> 00:11:43,259 There's nothing I can do, sir. 89 00:11:43,283 --> 00:11:45,779 Well, it's not hopeless, you're clearly a tryer. 90 00:11:45,803 --> 00:11:49,339 That's the sense you get just from... me? 91 00:11:49,363 --> 00:11:52,019 From your rep report analytics. 92 00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:55,659 If we drill down into the numbers, you've got a solid popularity arc here. 93 00:11:55,683 --> 00:11:59,163 Strong overall trajectory. Let's just look at the last 24 hours. 94 00:11:59,973 --> 00:12:00,893 You see, even... 95 00:12:01,523 --> 00:12:05,459 What's that? 8:40 a.m. You're working hard on your socials. 96 00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:07,499 - Great little uptake there. - Okay. 97 00:12:07,523 --> 00:12:10,859 Couple of minor dings there. You cut someone off in traffic? 98 00:12:10,883 --> 00:12:13,779 Oh, just a workplace thing. 99 00:12:13,803 --> 00:12:16,819 Okay. Let's check on your sphere of influence. 100 00:12:16,843 --> 00:12:18,883 Let me zoom out here. 101 00:12:19,707 --> 00:12:23,219 Great peripherals. Strangers like you, that's a plus. 102 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:27,539 - Healthy inner circle. It's good. - Thank you. 103 00:12:27,564 --> 00:12:31,443 There's a ways to go, but 4.5 is certainly achievable. 104 00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:33,356 How long do you think? 105 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:34,556 - To hit 4.5? - Mm-hmm. 106 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:36,636 Well, barring a major setback, 107 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:40,820 a public disgrace kind of deal, I'd say 18 months or so. 108 00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:46,356 Oh, I need more short term. Like... much more. 109 00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:47,660 Then you'll need a boost. 110 00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:50,740 - What kind of a boost? - Well... 111 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:55,036 Most of your interactions are confined to your inner circle 112 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:59,556 and they're largely, pardon the term, mid-to low-range folks. 113 00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:00,996 Same with your outer circle. 114 00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:04,276 You've got a ton of reciprocal five stars from service industry workers, 115 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,236 but there's not much else. 116 00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:07,579 At least as far as I can see. 117 00:13:07,604 --> 00:13:10,876 So in terms of quality, you could use a punch up right there. 118 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:14,060 Ideally, that's up votes from quality people. 119 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,596 - Quality people? - High fours. 120 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:21,236 Impress those up-scale folks, you'll gain velocity on your arc 121 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,900 and there's your boost. 122 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:40,460 - Oh, hi, JJ! - Hey, Lacie! 123 00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:42,620 - Keith! Hello. - Lacie! 124 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,820 - You look great today. - Thank you! 125 00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:51,017 - Door won't open. I'm on 2.4. - Sorry, Ches. I'm late. 126 00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:52,962 I just need some stars, please! 127 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,940 Fuck! 128 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:07,196 - Oh, hi! - Hi! 129 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:10,556 - How's it going at Blankman? - Just great. 130 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:15,780 - Well, I bet you work... good there. - Thank you. 131 00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:22,156 Would you like a croissant? 132 00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:24,356 They gave me an extra at the coffee place. 133 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:27,556 - Oh, no, I already ate. - Okay, sure. All good. Yes. 134 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:28,820 Yeah. 135 00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:35,516 Well, here's me, so... 136 00:14:43,140 --> 00:14:46,036 Don't try too hard. It's impossible to respect. 137 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:50,556 High fours can smell it a mile off. Just be you. 138 00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:52,876 Authentic gestures, that's the key. 139 00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:56,340 - That's time up, I'll catch you later. - Oh, could I just ask... 140 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,820 ... "Mr. Rags." 141 00:16:03,845 --> 00:16:06,104 _ 142 00:16:07,264 --> 00:16:08,555 _ 143 00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:44,185 Shit! 144 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:57,756 - What the fuck is that? - Tapenade. Want some? 145 00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:59,516 Who even are you? 146 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,076 It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan. 147 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:07,900 Oh, my God. 148 00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:11,060 - What is it? - Naomi! 149 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,860 Shit! 150 00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:18,140 Old school, el perfecto Naomi? You guys keep in contact? 151 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:21,260 Ryan, just go! Go! 152 00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:31,116 - Oh, my God! - Nay-Nay, how are you? 153 00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:33,516 I was just fixing myself a snack. 154 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:38,436 Oh, Lace, could I just say I am so happy to see your face? 155 00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:41,276 - Me too. It's been... - Too long. 156 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,267 - Way too long. - And that's my fault. 157 00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:46,156 - No, it's mine. Everything is just so... - Everything's just so... 158 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:49,516 Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you. 159 00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:53,076 When you posted that Mr. Rags photo... 160 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:55,076 I know, Mr. Rags! 161 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,076 I just had to call 162 00:17:57,100 --> 00:18:00,396 and talk to you because... 163 00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:02,396 Whoo-hoo! 164 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:06,875 Wow! That's a... big ring! 165 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:11,636 Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul? 166 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:15,236 He is great. So smart. Just sweet. 167 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,076 I know you're gonna love him. 168 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,236 Uh-huh. 169 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,996 So, anyways, the big day... 170 00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,236 Yes, when is it? 171 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:22,756 So, we're getting married in a month 172 00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:23,916 on his family's estate 173 00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:25,196 up here on the island. 174 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:27,996 This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle. You heard of it? 175 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:29,076 No, but... 176 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,996 Well, it's a private island. 177 00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:35,316 Take a looooook! 178 00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:37,596 Oh, wow! That is... 179 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:42,076 I know, right? So... can you make it? 180 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:44,540 Are you kidding? Of course. 181 00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:47,500 Great, cool, cos I was wondering if... 182 00:18:48,969 --> 00:18:51,020 Lace, do you think... 183 00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:53,540 Would you be my maid of honour? 184 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,527 Seriously? 185 00:18:57,196 --> 00:18:58,276 Oh, my God. 186 00:19:00,956 --> 00:19:05,116 I mean, you've got such cool friends now. Are you sure? 187 00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:09,876 Remember when we used to plan our dream weddings when we were, like, 11? 188 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:14,515 - I know but we haven't s... - I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags... 189 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:18,236 All the memories. It just brought things home. 190 00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:19,396 Oh, Nay-Nay. 191 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,755 I know we haven't kept in touch as much as I'd have liked 192 00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:24,916 and that is totally my fault, but this is a big day. 193 00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:30,636 A big life day and I want my oldest friend with me, my oldest friend. 194 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,420 I want you by my side. 195 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:37,020 Oh, my God. Thank you. 196 00:19:38,156 --> 00:19:39,996 What do I have to... 197 00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:42,356 Not much to it. A speech, mainly. 198 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:44,476 Speech? Of course! 199 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,236 Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd? 200 00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:49,756 Oh, my gosh, like... hundreds! 201 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:53,356 It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now. 202 00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:56,356 Paul's invited so many, I don't want to call them big deals, 203 00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:58,766 but they're all, like, 4.7 or above. 204 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,780 Uh-huh. 205 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:07,116 Nay-Nay, I will not let you down. 206 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:11,276 Don't sweat too much! Just talk about old memories. 207 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,876 - Sure. - How we were, any old things. 208 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,956 - Gotcha. - I'll ping you some anecdotes. 209 00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:18,196 - That would be great. - And what's your dress size? 210 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:19,436 Oh, um... 211 00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:21,596 I'll tell you what, I'll just send you a four. 212 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,956 - Perfect. - We got matching bridesmaids dresses. 213 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,836 Well, anyway... 214 00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:32,171 Love you, Lay. 215 00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:34,916 You too, Nay-Nay! 216 00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:35,740 Oh! 217 00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:37,556 Bye. 218 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:46,460 What was that? The F-word? 219 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,740 You two pussy pals now? 220 00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:51,756 Shut up. 221 00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:55,116 - She was always mean to you. - No, she wasn't. 222 00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:58,876 - She had that rhyme about you. - That was a game. 223 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:02,316 - What about when she cut your hair? - I asked her to. 224 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:03,956 She fucked Greg. 225 00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:08,940 She... did not fuck Greg. 226 00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:15,820 She looked hot. I'll give her that. 227 00:21:22,967 --> 00:21:24,047 Okay. 228 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,540 Impressive. 229 00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:34,996 - Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it. - Mm-hmm. 230 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:37,796 Pelican Cove. 231 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:41,996 Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the place yesterday. I wanna take it. 232 00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:43,836 That's fantastic! 233 00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:47,796 Uh... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2. Is that, um... 234 00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:51,716 Yep, I'm on it, just gonna transfer the deposit now. 235 00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,422 - Well, okay. - Yes! 236 00:21:54,597 --> 00:21:59,420 In this world, we're all so caught up in our own heads. 237 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:06,500 It's easy to lose sight of what's real. What matters. 238 00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:11,020 But as I stand here today... 239 00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:17,380 seeing the joy Paul has brought to Naomi's life, 240 00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:23,100 I know she's someone who truly matters to me. 241 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,300 Nay-Nay, 242 00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:33,596 the little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, 243 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:38,820 started talking to me because she saw I was scared. 244 00:22:40,780 --> 00:22:46,780 The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags. I still have him. 245 00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:50,020 He sits on my desk and... 246 00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:54,740 every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay. 247 00:22:56,900 --> 00:23:00,500 What she meant to me then and now. 248 00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:05,700 I am so honored to be here 249 00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:12,860 and I wish you all the happiness this stupid world can muster. 250 00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:17,780 I love you, Nay-Nay. 251 00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:21,060 Is the tear too much? 252 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:25,036 You fucking sociopath. 253 00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:30,116 - Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much? - What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags? 254 00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:32,076 I do keep him on my desk. 255 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:34,996 There's sugary and then there's fucking diabetes. 256 00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:37,876 I just wanna make her happy on her wedding day. 257 00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:40,876 The captive audience of 4-point holies five-starring your ass off, 258 00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:42,036 that's just a bonus. 259 00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:45,396 - Naomi and I were best friends. - Come on... 260 00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:48,356 I wish her well and wanna express it the best I can. 261 00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:50,876 And, yeah, if I nail a speech and get five-starred 262 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:53,356 by hundreds of primes, so what? It's a win-win. 263 00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:57,641 What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4? 264 00:23:57,666 --> 00:24:00,722 Unh-unh. You get points from your gaming buddies. 265 00:24:00,746 --> 00:24:03,402 It's the same thing. Don't shit on me for aiming higher. 266 00:24:03,426 --> 00:24:04,722 Pelican Cove higher? 267 00:24:04,746 --> 00:24:07,642 What's wrong with Pelican Cove? They're great apartments! 268 00:24:07,666 --> 00:24:10,642 They are fake-smile jail cells. 269 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:12,706 Great. Car cancelled. 270 00:24:12,844 --> 00:24:16,185 And he marked me down so now I have to book another, and I took a ding. 271 00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:19,956 - Great job. - I am sorry, but I miss the normal you. 272 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:24,076 Before this obsession, when we had conversations, remember? 273 00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,156 I need my charger. 274 00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:29,676 This whole ranking thing, just comparing yourself to people who... 275 00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:32,916 - Have you seen my charger? - ...only pretend to be happy. 276 00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:35,700 I said don't borrow this! 277 00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:39,956 High fours like Naomi, I bet they're suicidal on the inside. 278 00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:41,676 My car is here. Again. 279 00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,876 Your Pelican Cove deposit, is it refundable? 280 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,356 Like, what if this doesn't work? 281 00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:48,396 - Can't you just stay out of my shit? - You're my sister! 282 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:51,236 Yes! And if you cared about that, maybe you would've noticed 283 00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:55,180 living with you hasn't been one big rainbow sandwich for me. 284 00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:58,916 Do you know why I never brought any guys back here? 285 00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:02,476 Because I didn't want them to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave 286 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:05,540 with Mr. Three Point Fuck. 287 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:08,980 Good luck with your performance! 288 00:25:39,980 --> 00:25:45,020 Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming. 289 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:48,556 - Jesus Christ! - Oh, I'm so sorry. 290 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,620 That's great. Just great. 291 00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:58,700 Oh... Hi. 292 00:26:09,180 --> 00:26:11,916 Nay-Nay! 293 00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:14,036 Hey, Lace! Just checking in. 294 00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:17,236 I'm on my way to the airport right now. 295 00:26:17,260 --> 00:26:19,596 Okay, cool, and you're all good for the rehearsal dinner? 296 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:24,476 Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour? That restaurant looks so cool. 297 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:28,396 - Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay? - Mm-hmm. In my case. 298 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,756 - I love the pink. - Uh-huh. 299 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:33,836 So the latest draft of the speech is great. 300 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:35,876 Going handwritten's so cool. 301 00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:39,516 Those scans of the page, my God, I welled up just at that. 302 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:43,060 - Oh, thank you! - Um... just one thought. 303 00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:46,196 That whole bit where I help you with the eating disorder thing... 304 00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:48,436 - You think that's a little... - A little over-sharing, yeah. 305 00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:50,476 You're so right. It's gone. 306 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:53,436 Okay. Cool. Well, I'll see you in a few hours! 307 00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,396 ♪ I'm getting married tomorrow ♪ 308 00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:12,265 And here's your tip. Thank you. 309 00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:17,180 Oh, come on. 310 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,660 May I have your attention, please... 311 00:27:28,326 --> 00:27:31,582 - Hi there, how are you doing? - I am wonderful. 312 00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:37,420 I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled. 313 00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:41,860 - No. No, no, no. - Customer incident at the other end. 314 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:45,316 But... So when is the next flight? 315 00:27:45,340 --> 00:27:48,396 Yeah, they're all kind of full. 316 00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:52,076 Uh... I booked this weeks ago. It's my best friend's wedding. 317 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:54,236 - I'm sorry. - I have to get there. I have to. 318 00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:56,156 Okay... let's see what we can do. 319 00:27:56,180 --> 00:27:58,220 Thank you. Thank you so much. 320 00:28:05,102 --> 00:28:07,876 I see there's one standby seat on another plane leaving tonight. 321 00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,500 Uh... 322 00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:13,156 That's reserved for members of our Prime Flight Programme. 323 00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:15,156 You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify. 324 00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:17,516 - Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2. - Uh-huh. 325 00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:20,871 I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183. 326 00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:26,956 Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um... 327 00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:29,596 Some woman dinged me down in the... Can't you just... 328 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:32,116 I'm sorry, it won't let me book it without the correct ranking. 329 00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:34,236 - But it's so close. - There's just nothing I can do. 330 00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:35,996 - Christ, I mean, surely. - I'm gonna have to ask you 331 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:38,076 to moderate your language there. 332 00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:39,420 Sorry. It's just... 333 00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:45,436 I'm maid of honour. I cannot miss this wedding. 334 00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:48,380 And I am so sorry about that. 335 00:28:51,540 --> 00:28:53,276 - Can you call the supervisor? - I cannot do that. 336 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:54,916 - Can you just call the supervisor? - I cannot do that. 337 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:56,836 - Call the fucking supervisor! - Okay, that's profanity. 338 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,516 - We're zero tolerance on profanity. - I'm sorry. It's just... 339 00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:01,836 - I have to serve the next customer. - No, no, no, no. 340 00:29:01,860 --> 00:29:05,036 - Can you step away, ma'am? - God, just fucking help me! 341 00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:06,116 Ooh. 342 00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:09,460 I'm so sorry. 343 00:29:10,260 --> 00:29:14,596 - I've called security. - Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that. 344 00:29:14,621 --> 00:29:17,936 I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars. 345 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,156 - What's the issue here, Hannah? - Intimidation and profanity. 346 00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:22,556 - Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating. - Don't speak, ma'am. 347 00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:24,300 - I was just trying to... - Ma'am. 348 00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:28,956 Okay. So, in order to restore calm, 349 00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:31,276 I'm invoking my authority as airport security 350 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:34,276 to dock you one full ranking point as a punitive measure. 351 00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:36,196 - This is a temporary measure. - No! 352 00:29:36,220 --> 00:29:37,948 Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours. 353 00:29:37,973 --> 00:29:38,916 No, no, no. But I need it now. 354 00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:42,436 During this period, all down votes are subject to a times two multiplier. 355 00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:43,556 Times two? 356 00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:45,636 We recommend you avoid negative feedback at this time. 357 00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:46,716 I'm on double damage? 358 00:29:46,740 --> 00:29:50,914 Please, remove yourself from the airport immediately. 359 00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:15,156 Okay, well, due to your ranking... 360 00:30:37,060 --> 00:30:40,036 Hi there. Chuck! Great name. 361 00:30:40,060 --> 00:30:42,876 - Thank you. - Hope you're having a great night. 362 00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:45,636 - It's pretty good. - So I need a car. 363 00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:48,796 - You got a vehicle in mind? - Anything, really. 364 00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:51,516 Well, due to your current ranking, 365 00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:54,356 you're restricted to our super saver fleet. 366 00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:57,316 - Yep. That's... Yeah. - I-Cruiser 2? 367 00:30:57,340 --> 00:30:59,340 They still have the 2? 368 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:26,516 Oh, God. 369 00:31:43,540 --> 00:31:46,116 Oh, come on. 370 00:31:46,140 --> 00:31:47,916 Uh... 371 00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:54,820 Damn it! 372 00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:20,820 The little girl, who when we were both five years old in art camp, 373 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:24,860 started talking to me because she saw I was scared. 374 00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:29,740 The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags... 375 00:32:32,540 --> 00:32:37,436 Teardrop. Crowd goes wild. You can do this. 376 00:32:43,180 --> 00:32:47,220 - Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way. - How far away are you? 377 00:32:47,940 --> 00:32:51,796 Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight. 378 00:32:51,820 --> 00:32:54,396 - What? - Well, not missed it but... 379 00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:56,260 So you're not gonna make the rehearsal dinner? 380 00:32:57,300 --> 00:32:58,676 - No. - Lacie! 381 00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:01,540 I am so sorry. It's been... 382 00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:04,556 I got a rental car. I'm driving. 383 00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:08,476 Driving? That's like nine hours. 384 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:09,876 I'm making good time, 385 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:13,396 gonna go through the night, make a road trip out of it. 386 00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:14,780 Is everything okay? 387 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,596 I can find a replacement if something's wrong. 388 00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:20,596 No. No. No. I'll be there. I swear on Mr. Rags. 389 00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:22,076 Ha ha ha! 390 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,196 Okay, just drive safe! 391 00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:25,876 You bet. I'll just... 392 00:33:34,940 --> 00:33:36,340 Come on. 393 00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:39,916 Come on. 394 00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:41,220 Please. 395 00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:48,940 Okay. 396 00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:19,316 What do you want? 397 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:27,980 Oh, shit. 398 00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:02,100 Hi. Sorry. 399 00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:08,940 Your charger doesn't fit my car. 400 00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:14,580 - Don't see those around much these days. - It's a rental. 401 00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:20,620 Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1. They didn't give you an adapter? 402 00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:24,380 No. Do you have one? 403 00:35:26,335 --> 00:35:30,196 - Not in here. Ask around. - Thanks, anyway. 404 00:35:30,220 --> 00:35:32,260 You're super helpful. 405 00:35:44,820 --> 00:35:46,060 Two stars?! 406 00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:48,396 Two stars? 407 00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:50,540 Wasn't a meaningful encounter. 408 00:35:54,140 --> 00:35:56,036 Sir, excuse me. 409 00:35:56,060 --> 00:35:57,796 Excuse me, sorry. 410 00:35:57,820 --> 00:36:01,500 Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance? 411 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:07,220 Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter, perhaps, in the trunk of your car? 412 00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:09,649 Sure. 413 00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:12,220 Great. 414 00:36:12,820 --> 00:36:16,940 Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter? 415 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:20,260 I have a rental car. It's... 416 00:37:05,660 --> 00:37:10,060 - Slow down. Let's give her a ride. - She's, like, 2.8. 417 00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:13,260 Come on! 418 00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:22,100 I didn't even do anything! 419 00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:44,500 You look like you need a ride. 420 00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:47,356 Um... 421 00:37:47,380 --> 00:37:50,180 Actually, I'm okay. 422 00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:57,820 Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite. 423 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:05,196 Luther, Mrs. Coffee, reds, whiskey. Help yourself. 424 00:38:05,220 --> 00:38:07,060 I'm okay. Thanks. 425 00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:09,556 Where are you headed? 426 00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:14,380 Uh... Just as close as you can get to Port Mary would be great. 427 00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:25,900 Checking my feed for danger signs? 428 00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:32,980 I get it a lot. 1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right? 429 00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:36,316 - You seem... - Normal? 430 00:38:36,340 --> 00:38:38,540 - Yeah. - Thank you. 431 00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:44,620 It took some effort. What happened to you? 432 00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:49,436 I mean, you're a 2.8, but you don't look 2.8. 433 00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:51,116 That's not... This is temporary. 434 00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:53,316 - I'm gonna turn it around. - Uh-huh. 435 00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:56,556 - I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour. - Nice. 436 00:38:56,580 --> 00:38:58,140 Wanna hear my speech? 437 00:38:58,980 --> 00:38:59,940 No. 438 00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:05,996 So how come you're a 2.8? 439 00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:09,516 Well, I got marked down at the airport for yelling, 440 00:39:09,540 --> 00:39:12,196 and they put me on double damage. 441 00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:15,380 - How did it feel? - Awful. 442 00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:17,700 I meant the yelling. 443 00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:21,620 I don't know. I was mad. 444 00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:24,700 Look at where it got me. 445 00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:29,916 But as long as I get to the wedding, do the speech, 446 00:39:29,940 --> 00:39:32,396 they'll overlook the 2.8. I'm with the bride. 447 00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:34,476 And if I do well, well, they're all high fours 448 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:35,756 so that velocitates my arc. 449 00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:39,436 And once they lift the point penalty, well, my average goes way up, 450 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:42,020 and, yeah, it's gonna be okay. 451 00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:47,356 God, you remind me of me. 452 00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:49,820 - Hmm. - Not now. 453 00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:55,380 I was, uh... 4.6 once. 454 00:39:57,460 --> 00:40:00,180 - 4.6? - Used to live for it. 455 00:40:01,460 --> 00:40:03,780 All the work I put in... 456 00:40:06,660 --> 00:40:09,996 Eight years ago, Tom, my husband, got cancer. 457 00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:15,260 It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch. The symptoms showed up late. 458 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:17,820 I'm so sorry. 459 00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:21,316 You don't know me so you're not really sorry. 460 00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:25,580 You're just mainly awkward cos I have sprung some cancer talk at you. 461 00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:29,196 Anyway, I five-starred every doctor, 462 00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:33,836 every nurse, every high-four consultant that we had. 463 00:40:33,860 --> 00:40:35,676 Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much. 464 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:38,420 The cancer didn't give a shit. It just kept growing. 465 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:43,596 A couple of months in, we heard about this experimental treatment. 466 00:40:43,620 --> 00:40:47,300 It was very expensive. It was very exclusive. 467 00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:52,300 I did everything I could to get him a spot there. 468 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:56,780 Tom was a 4.3. 469 00:40:58,740 --> 00:41:01,260 They gave his bed to a 4.4. 470 00:41:06,260 --> 00:41:10,420 So when he died I thought, fuck it. 471 00:41:12,140 --> 00:41:14,876 I started saying what I wanted, when I wanted. 472 00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:16,380 Just drop it out there. 473 00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:18,940 People don't always like that. 474 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:23,276 It is incredible how fast you slip off the ladder 475 00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:25,036 when you start doing that. 476 00:41:25,060 --> 00:41:29,580 It turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty. 477 00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:35,956 Treated me like I had taken a shit at their breakfast table. 478 00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:40,036 But, Jesus Christ, it felt good. 479 00:41:40,060 --> 00:41:42,540 Shedding those fuckers. 480 00:41:43,620 --> 00:41:46,300 It was like taking off tight shoes. 481 00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:50,036 - Maybe you should try it? - Oh, come on. 482 00:41:50,060 --> 00:41:51,396 Why not? 483 00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:56,116 I can't just kick off my shoes and walk the earth or whatever. 484 00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:59,500 - You won't know unless you try. - Oh, that's just... 485 00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:04,876 Look, you had something with your life, 486 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:10,636 real things, good things, and you lost it all, and I'm sorry. 487 00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:15,276 So now you've got nothing left to lose. 488 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:18,196 But I don't even have the something worth losing, not yet. 489 00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:21,660 You know, I mean, I'm still fighting for that. 490 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:28,860 - And what is "that"? - I don't know. Enough to be content? 491 00:42:29,940 --> 00:42:35,220 Like, to look around and think, well, I guess I'm okay. 492 00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:40,820 Just to be able to breathe out, not feeling like... like... 493 00:42:42,140 --> 00:42:48,236 Like just... And that is way off, like, way, way off. 494 00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:51,100 And until I get there, I have to play the numbers game. 495 00:42:51,740 --> 00:42:55,900 We all do, that's what we're in. That's how the fucking world works. 496 00:42:57,460 --> 00:43:01,940 Look, maybe you don't remember, you know, you're just too old to get it. 497 00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:06,020 I do not mean that how it sounds. 498 00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:11,060 Don't worry. I'm not voting you down. 499 00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:39,236 - Sweetheart. - What time is it? 500 00:43:39,260 --> 00:43:43,556 I'm heading east from here so I think you need to get yourself another ride. 501 00:43:43,580 --> 00:43:46,716 - Where are we? - About 30 miles from Port Mary. 502 00:43:46,740 --> 00:43:50,036 A lot of buses stop here so you should be fine. 503 00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:53,356 - Well, thank you. - Good luck with your speech. 504 00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:58,756 I put a little something in there for you. 505 00:43:58,780 --> 00:44:02,336 - You did? - Emergency escape hatch! 506 00:44:05,620 --> 00:44:06,540 Bye. 507 00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:24,636 In this world, we're all so caught up... 508 00:44:24,660 --> 00:44:26,876 ...in our own dramas. 509 00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:30,116 - So, Dad was like... - It's easy to forget what matters. 510 00:44:30,140 --> 00:44:31,715 He'd never even heard of the show. 511 00:44:31,739 --> 00:44:33,756 I'm like, "You never heard of Sea of Tranquillity?" 512 00:44:33,780 --> 00:44:36,476 Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy, 513 00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:38,476 and he's all like, "What the fuck?" Whatever! 514 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,716 I think I'm allergic to this purple. 515 00:44:40,740 --> 00:44:44,036 So I'm like, "Well, I'm going to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary. 516 00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:46,716 That's why I'm dressed like Lieutenant Duster." 517 00:44:46,740 --> 00:44:49,636 He's all like, "Uh... Port Mary is frickin' miles away." 518 00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:50,756 Yadda, yadda, yadda. 519 00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:55,636 He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad. 520 00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:59,060 - See you back on there. - Okay. 521 00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:06,716 Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con? 522 00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:09,756 - You're into Sea of Tranquillity? - Totally. 523 00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:11,356 I was all set to go. 524 00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:17,100 My friend, who is there already, has my costume, but my car broke down. 525 00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:20,460 Well, there's some space in the RV. 526 00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:31,476 - Hi. - Hey! 527 00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:33,636 - You're a Trank head, huh? - Sorry? 528 00:45:33,660 --> 00:45:35,956 Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan? 529 00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:39,596 Oh, yeah. We say Tranksters where I'm from. 530 00:45:39,620 --> 00:45:43,236 - Who's your favourite character? - Gotta be Lieutenant Duster. 531 00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:45,076 - She's awesome. - She? 532 00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:47,356 He! I misspoke. 533 00:45:47,380 --> 00:45:50,116 Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender. 534 00:45:50,140 --> 00:45:53,716 I know, and that's why it's so hard to remember, right? 535 00:45:53,740 --> 00:45:55,756 Excuse me. Gotta get this. 536 00:45:55,780 --> 00:45:58,460 My friend, at the convention. 537 00:46:00,700 --> 00:46:02,596 Hi, Nay! 538 00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:07,956 So, oh, my God, insane night, but I am so close now. 539 00:46:07,980 --> 00:46:09,556 Don't come. 540 00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:13,156 What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away. 541 00:46:13,180 --> 00:46:15,196 Don't come. I don't want you here. 542 00:46:15,220 --> 00:46:18,796 I don't know what is up with you, but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding. 543 00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:22,156 Oh, no, that's temporary! That's temporary. 544 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:24,476 Well, the wedding's today so... 545 00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:27,036 - But it doesn't change anything. - Lacie... 546 00:46:27,060 --> 00:46:29,236 - I can still do the same speech. - Lacie... 547 00:46:29,260 --> 00:46:32,556 - And there's Mr. Rags! - No! 548 00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:35,236 But... But you invited me. 549 00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:37,916 You've seen the guest list. They are all, like, 4.5 or above. 550 00:46:37,940 --> 00:46:41,356 They are going to freak at a 2.6, and I am not taking that kind of damage, 551 00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:44,020 plus I haven't dipped under a 4.7 in, like, six months. 552 00:46:45,580 --> 00:46:49,076 You said you wanted your oldest friend. 553 00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:52,236 When I asked you to speak, you were a 4.2, okay? 554 00:46:52,260 --> 00:46:55,636 And the authenticity of a vintage bond low four at a gathering of this calibre 555 00:46:55,660 --> 00:46:58,676 played fantastically on all the stimulations we ran. 556 00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:00,956 Forecast was a prestige bounce of 2 minimum. 557 00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:04,556 But now you're a sub three. Sorry. 558 00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:06,276 That just puts the stink on things a little too much. 559 00:47:06,300 --> 00:47:08,476 That just plays badly for us. 560 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:10,956 So it was just about numbers for you? 561 00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:14,116 Oh, cut the shit! It was numbers for both of us. 562 00:47:14,140 --> 00:47:16,076 You wanted those primo votes, don't deny it. 563 00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:19,156 It's not like you could get them on your own. Let's not kid ourselves. 564 00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:21,596 Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes. 565 00:47:21,620 --> 00:47:24,956 What? You're just gonna roll up here and make people like you? 566 00:47:24,980 --> 00:47:29,636 - That's right. I'm doing my speech. - No, you're not. 567 00:47:29,660 --> 00:47:34,076 Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me through the roof when they hear it. 568 00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:39,156 - Weep their fucking eyes out! - Go home! 569 00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:42,196 Hello? 570 00:47:42,220 --> 00:47:44,780 Fuck! 571 00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:50,620 I have never seen your stupid fucking show. 572 00:47:56,380 --> 00:47:59,020 Hope they cancel it! 573 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:12,620 I need a ride! 574 00:48:15,220 --> 00:48:17,860 Fuck! 575 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:22,980 Jesus! 576 00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:41,060 Hey! Hey! 577 00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:42,700 Hey! 578 00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:47,116 - Can I borrow your bike? - What? 579 00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:50,316 Can I borrow your bike? 580 00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:55,316 Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow, take this man to be your husband, 581 00:48:55,340 --> 00:48:58,260 to live together with him in the covenant of marriage? 582 00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:01,276 To love him, comfort him, 583 00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:04,956 honour and keep him, in sickness and in health... 584 00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:08,380 and forsaking all others, be faithful unto him... 585 00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:16,276 To my best mate, Anthony. Let's hear it for him. 586 00:50:17,900 --> 00:50:21,356 You've been there from day one. I love you, man. I appreciate you. 587 00:50:21,380 --> 00:50:24,916 Hilarious speech, by the way. By your standards. 588 00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:29,156 - Pow! Pow! Pow! - Oh! Oh! Oh! 589 00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:32,836 He's still got a few bullets left. Oh, man. 590 00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:34,900 Oh, gosh, well, um... 591 00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:39,060 Shit! 592 00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:43,596 We have so many people to thank. Our beautiful bridesmaids. 593 00:50:43,620 --> 00:50:45,476 But, of course, 594 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:50,556 my most heartfelt thanks, my warmest thanks, 595 00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:53,860 are to someone who's my best friend, 596 00:50:55,140 --> 00:51:02,036 my lover and now, I'm honoured to say, my wife. 597 00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:04,580 Naomi! 598 00:51:06,820 --> 00:51:11,900 One, two, three! Naomi! 599 00:51:13,380 --> 00:51:16,236 The A Team! 600 00:51:16,260 --> 00:51:17,676 I love you so much, darl. 601 00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:19,276 Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! 602 00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:21,316 Congratulations, sir. 603 00:51:21,340 --> 00:51:23,196 - Thank you. - No, thank you. 604 00:51:23,220 --> 00:51:25,356 Get over here! 605 00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:26,956 Get your ass over here. 606 00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:29,636 Get in here, big boy. 607 00:51:29,660 --> 00:51:31,700 You're beautiful! 608 00:51:33,660 --> 00:51:36,636 Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice! 609 00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:39,060 You fucking earned it, man. You fucking earned it. 610 00:51:43,460 --> 00:51:45,276 Everybody, hello! 611 00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:47,340 - Oh, my God. - I love you. 612 00:51:51,340 --> 00:51:55,140 Can everyone be quiet for a moment? 613 00:51:57,260 --> 00:51:58,860 Thank you. 614 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:02,396 - Get rid of her. - That would play awful. 615 00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:03,716 She's a fucking 1.1. 616 00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:09,156 Now for those of you who don't know me, which is... all of you... 617 00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:13,196 my name is Lacie Pound 618 00:52:13,220 --> 00:52:17,060 and, believe it or not, I am one of Naomi's oldest friends. 619 00:52:17,660 --> 00:52:19,780 Hi, Nay-Nay! 620 00:52:21,060 --> 00:52:24,156 It's great to meet you too, Paul. I've heard a lot about you. 621 00:52:24,180 --> 00:52:26,036 He's a pretty big deal, that Paul. 622 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:28,516 Pretty big deal. 623 00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:32,236 He makes his own tapenade! Yeah. 624 00:52:32,260 --> 00:52:34,260 Uh... 625 00:52:36,540 --> 00:52:38,740 Anyway, um... I... 626 00:52:40,420 --> 00:52:44,876 have looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life. 627 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,836 We met when we were five years old, 628 00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:51,020 and right up through to our teenage years, we made quite the pair. 629 00:52:51,740 --> 00:52:54,036 We'd talk about all the things girls talk about, 630 00:52:54,060 --> 00:53:00,396 you know, boys, hair, products, uh... more boys. 631 00:53:00,420 --> 00:53:04,036 I mean, I tried sometimes to expand our range a little 632 00:53:04,060 --> 00:53:08,740 and talk about climate change, but she found that kind of boring so... 633 00:53:09,380 --> 00:53:10,796 Go on. 634 00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:13,716 She was probably right. I mean, fuck the planet, right? 635 00:53:13,740 --> 00:53:15,316 Whoo! 636 00:53:15,340 --> 00:53:19,836 Yes, thank you! Come on. Let's have a little fun here. 637 00:53:19,860 --> 00:53:22,436 You know, fuck the planet! 638 00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:24,916 Fuck the planet! 639 00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:29,700 Anyway... 640 00:53:30,780 --> 00:53:37,796 I... looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life, 641 00:53:37,820 --> 00:53:43,100 which meant she was looking down on me. 642 00:53:43,980 --> 00:53:46,996 Always with a smile though. 643 00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:51,636 In high school, she was my shoulder to cry on. 644 00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:56,996 She seemed to enjoy that. Guys and me never worked out. 645 00:53:57,020 --> 00:54:01,580 They'd see Naomi and just... Whoo! You know, that was it. 646 00:54:02,460 --> 00:54:08,356 She had this tight ass, 647 00:54:08,380 --> 00:54:11,556 like two fists. 648 00:54:11,580 --> 00:54:13,316 Uh-huh. 649 00:54:13,340 --> 00:54:16,436 I was all like... 650 00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:22,556 I was like... 651 00:54:22,580 --> 00:54:24,420 through the hallways in high school. 652 00:54:42,820 --> 00:54:44,540 And she was there for me. 653 00:54:46,980 --> 00:54:48,420 Holding my hair back... 654 00:54:50,060 --> 00:54:55,300 as I knelt, vomiting, in front of the crapper. 655 00:54:59,900 --> 00:55:03,380 Thank you for that, Naomi. 656 00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:08,300 I always wished I was you. 657 00:55:10,580 --> 00:55:11,860 And... 658 00:55:12,820 --> 00:55:15,180 I guess that's why you kept me around so long? 659 00:55:18,380 --> 00:55:21,396 Until you got your new job 660 00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:26,380 and your fancy new friends. 661 00:55:28,340 --> 00:55:30,756 And that... 662 00:55:32,660 --> 00:55:35,780 ...fucking... jackhole! 663 00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:40,116 And you didn't need me. You probably got another me. 664 00:55:40,140 --> 00:55:45,556 Guess there's some other "yeth Beth" you moved on to like a succubus. 665 00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:48,340 I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus! 666 00:55:49,180 --> 00:55:52,100 Stay back. 667 00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:56,636 Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him! 668 00:55:56,660 --> 00:55:58,556 I'll cut his head off and stick it up my ass! 669 00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:03,396 Time's nearly up! 670 00:56:03,420 --> 00:56:04,596 - Hey! Calm down. - I... 671 00:56:04,620 --> 00:56:09,676 I just wanted to say, in this world so caught up in our own shit, 672 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:13,100 - let's not forget what matters. - It's okay. It's okay. 673 00:56:13,780 --> 00:56:19,660 Happiness, fucking Paul and Naomi, and she's... 674 00:56:20,140 --> 00:56:24,260 She... She fucked Greg! 675 00:56:26,020 --> 00:56:27,780 I know she did. 676 00:56:28,860 --> 00:56:31,796 - I know you did. - No... 677 00:56:31,820 --> 00:56:34,156 Don't even try to deny... 678 00:56:36,580 --> 00:56:41,996 The little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, 679 00:56:42,020 --> 00:56:45,700 started talking to me because she saw I was scared 680 00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:48,876 and helped me make Mr. Rags. 681 00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:54,476 He reminds me of you and what you meant to me then! 682 00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:58,060 And I'm so honoured to be here to see this shit! 683 00:56:58,980 --> 00:57:04,180 I love you, Nay-Nay! I've always loved you! 684 00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:07,540 I love you! 685 00:59:52,740 --> 00:59:54,596 What the fuck are you looking at? 686 00:59:54,620 --> 00:59:56,660 Just what I was wondering. 687 00:59:56,982 --> 00:59:57,702 Well... 688 00:59:59,645 --> 01:00:00,565 Don't! 689 01:00:01,580 --> 01:00:04,596 Don't? Don't wonder? 690 01:00:04,620 --> 01:00:05,780 Uh-huh. 691 01:00:06,380 --> 01:00:08,705 It would be a dull world without wonder. 692 01:00:08,730 --> 01:00:11,524 I don't give a shit about your world. 693 01:00:12,340 --> 01:00:14,260 I don't like your brassiere. 694 01:00:17,660 --> 01:00:19,140 I don't like your moustache. 695 01:00:20,540 --> 01:00:22,396 I don't like your aura. 696 01:00:22,420 --> 01:00:24,660 - My aura? - Yeah. 697 01:00:26,380 --> 01:00:30,236 I don't like your... head. 698 01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:32,996 Your entire head is just ridiculous to me. 699 01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:34,236 Really? 700 01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:40,116 You look like an alcoholic former weatherman. 701 01:00:40,140 --> 01:00:42,676 You sound like a lost little lamb 702 01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:45,180 that just got told there's no Santa Claus. 703 01:00:46,420 --> 01:00:49,196 What sort of cartoon character did your mum have to fuck 704 01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:50,876 to brew you up in the womb? 705 01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:52,636 At least I look like I was born, 706 01:00:52,660 --> 01:00:57,196 not shit out by some tormented cow creature in an underground lab. 707 01:00:57,220 --> 01:00:58,956 You got tossed out of that lab. 708 01:00:58,980 --> 01:01:01,516 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah, flushed out. 709 01:01:01,540 --> 01:01:04,436 - Ooh! - In the trash! 710 01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:08,076 - Your face is a fucking... - Fucking. 711 01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:12,036 Fucking biological car crash 712 01:01:12,060 --> 01:01:14,116 that made Picasso screw his eyes up and say, 713 01:01:14,140 --> 01:01:15,676 "Well, that just don't make sense." 714 01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:20,156 - You're a fucking asshole. - Fuck you! 715 01:01:20,180 --> 01:01:23,002 - Fuck you next Wednesday. - Fuck you for Christmas! 716 01:01:23,027 --> 01:01:27,867 - Fuck you! - Fuck you!