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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（瑞特曼高中）

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‎因為我必定萬世流芳

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‎我是小女子，我氣勢如虹

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‎人小志氣高，達成目標

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‎我是小女子，我氣勢如虹

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‎人小志氣高，達成…

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‎（募款選秀會）

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‎嘿，要參加海選嗎？

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‎（加金斯人道捕鼠公司）

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‎學校怎麼樣？

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‎我猜還可以吧

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‎後頭那些人是妳朋友嗎？

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‎不知道，他們還沒跟我說話

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‎會變好的

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‎妳還是新來的學生

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‎只是需要一點時間安頓下來

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‎“大家一定都會很友善
‎街坊超好的”

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‎這裡是好街坊啊

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‎你又知道了？

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‎你都忙著在地下室做你的…

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‎“破天荒另類捕鼠陷阱”

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‎說到這個…

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‎劇名：瑞秋、潔可和小艾希莉

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‎親愛的…

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‎不怕別人看我們踩壞地板

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‎親愛的…

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‎我們跳舞不分地方，你說了算

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‎親愛的…

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‎你知道我們輸不了

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‎對，我受不了

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‎所以不許你虛假

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‎我知道你的愛是我的宿命

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‎（自主捕鼠解決方案）

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‎（人道！）

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‎漂亮

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‎我有滿滿的野心和活力

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‎我當之無愧，不用客氣

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‎滿滿的野心和活力

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‎我當之無愧，不用客氣

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‎我有看到你跟著唱

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‎大家好，艾希莉來到現場

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‎讚啦

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‎多謝妳過來

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‎是啦，多謝你們邀請，忙哥

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‎妳有很多音樂來自夢境
‎真是這樣嗎？

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‎對，就是睡覺時在我的腦海裡

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‎所以一醒來就要趕快寫下來

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‎因為不想讓靈感就這樣消失

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‎妳的音樂帶來許多正向的訊息

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‎有點賦權的調調

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‎對，很重要的是人們能夠覺得

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‎命運操之在己

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‎所以要有信心做你想要的自己

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‎說到妳的阿姨

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‎算是妳自信心的一大來源吧？

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‎像是妳的導師

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‎是啊，從小到大都是她照顧我

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‎她也是我的經紀人

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‎提一下洋娃娃

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‎其實我來這兒是因為…

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‎要…

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‎跟大家介紹

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‎小艾希莉

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‎小版的我

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‎注意看來

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‎艾希莉，醒來

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‎嗨，我是小艾希莉

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‎啥啊？

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‎貴姓大名？

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‎大家都叫我忙哥

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‎幸會，忙哥

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‎-厲害，我已經愛上了
‎-謝謝

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‎她其實有自己的個性

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‎是用我的個性當成模型

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‎所以像是人工智慧喔？

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‎其實有拍廣告，應該給你了

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‎廣告，對，應該準備可以播了

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‎火力全開

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‎來吧

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‎現在可以跟最愛的流行樂巨星
‎做最好的朋友

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‎艾希莉，醒來

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‎嗨，我是小艾希莉

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‎全新的智慧同伴

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‎完美複製艾希莉實際的性格

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‎小艾希莉可以進行有意義的對話

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‎要死了

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‎凱蒂，妳想要聊男生的事嗎？

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‎小艾希莉可以教妳化妝技巧

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‎我想說這張可以貼上IG

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‎好啊，妳挑的都很棒

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‎社群媒體愛死了小艾希莉

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‎（唉唷我的天）

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‎（記者會超爛）

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‎看到你給動物打造的牢籠

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‎你確定不是自己…

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‎在籠中？

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‎感受到心中的空洞

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‎一切都回到…

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‎歸宿的始終

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‎看著鏡中的倒影

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‎這就是你要的自己？

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‎如果能從細縫中看出去

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‎會不會怕得不敢定睛？

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‎抱歉，不是故意打斷妳

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‎旋律很棒

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‎但是歌詞有點偏掉

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‎沒什麼，這只是…

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‎按照意識流寫出來的東西

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‎艾希莉，都沒事吧？

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‎是啊，我很好

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‎有吃藥嗎？

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‎有啊，不用擔心我

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‎好喔

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‎好吧

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‎-早餐見
‎-再見

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‎我會請阿瑪雅做妳愛吃的蛋

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‎謝謝妳

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‎（齧齒類動物防治世界）

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‎爸，我可以買小艾希莉嗎？

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‎抱歉，什麼？

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‎小艾希莉

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‎就是很蠢的艾希莉洋娃娃

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‎那不是洋娃娃

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‎-是幻想中的朋友
‎-給我當生日禮物？

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‎拜託？

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‎我考慮一下

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‎是在週三

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‎什麼在週三？

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‎她生日

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‎我知道啊

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‎天啊

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‎天啊

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‎-太感謝了
‎-不客氣

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‎我好興奮喔

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‎艾希莉，醒來

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‎嗨，我是小艾希莉

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‎-貴姓大名？
‎-瑞秋

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‎真高興認識妳，瑞秋

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‎彼此彼此

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‎天啊，我是妳的大粉絲

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‎謝了，我們來認識彼此吧

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‎妳幾歲？

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‎我今天15歲

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‎生日快樂

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‎15歲是很棒的年紀

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‎謝謝妳

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‎我問妳喔

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‎-妳有兄弟姐妹嗎？
‎-只有潔可

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‎她在那兒

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‎-嗨，潔可
‎-嗨，豬頭

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‎潔可，妳這樣說話不對唷

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‎別理她，艾希莉

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‎我會記下來

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‎那妳爸媽呢？

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‎他們叫什麼名字？

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‎我爸叫凱文

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‎我媽叫詹妮薇

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‎大家都叫她阿詹

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‎她兩年前過世了

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‎我很遺憾

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‎要是妳隨時想要聊一聊

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‎都有我在

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‎真好心

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‎說來說去，瑞秋
‎妳喜歡從事哪種活動？

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‎“從事”？意思是？

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‎就是妳跟朋友會做哪種事玩樂？

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‎這個嘛…

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‎我們剛搬家，我沒什麼朋友

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‎妳現在有了，我在

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‎化妝的事要我幫妳嗎？

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‎或許晚點吧

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‎那要不要聽我唱歌？

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‎當然

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‎艾希莉，停

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‎-潔可
‎-妳知道我討厭那種鬼音樂

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‎-不要煩她
‎-“她“？

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‎今天我生日，我要聽
‎妳自己戴耳機

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‎隨便啦

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‎不好意思，艾希莉

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‎沒關係，要我從頭開始嗎？

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‎當然

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‎親愛的，為你赴湯蹈火，在所不惜

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‎親愛的，只要你一句
‎要我做什麼都可以

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‎（2月12日，下午3點14分）

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‎（下午8點26分）

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‎所以呢…

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‎《氣勢如虹》的靈感是怎麼來的？

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‎那是在講夢想的實現

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‎妳知道我早期的歌都是在夢裡寫的

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‎錄下來之後放上影音網站

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‎當然知道

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‎那首歌就是我在說
‎“看看我和以前大不同

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‎我做得到，妳也可以”

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‎真是太酷了

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‎好，馬上回來，去上一下廁所

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‎不要去太久喔，我已經想妳了

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‎想妳唷

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‎妳的創造力超厲害

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‎我不是彈給妳聽

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‎用音樂表達自己，可以讓人獨當一面

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‎不是妳那種音樂

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‎那妳喜歡哪種音樂？

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‎反正說了妳也沒聽過

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‎試試看，我都很愛學習的

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‎好吧

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‎小妖精樂團、音速青春
‎布里斯托IDLES樂團、野人樂團

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‎這些是外國樂團嗎？

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‎比較像是復古樂團

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‎我媽超愛，所以…

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‎所以妳只聽妳母親愛聽的音樂

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‎艾希莉，去睡覺

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‎各位，我不知道要怎麼辦

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‎我知道我是在說明年的事

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‎但巡演場地已經排定
‎行銷花費也都敲好了

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‎這些是必要支出

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‎小艾希莉還沒回本

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‎目前的銷售循環正在走弱

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‎下一張專輯進度又大落後

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‎落後是多落後？

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00:15:20,925 --> 00:15:23,245
‎是連一首歌都還沒有的落後

222
00:15:23,845 --> 00:15:26,165
‎所以艾希莉下張專輯
‎完全沒寫出東西來？

223
00:15:26,245 --> 00:15:27,365
‎沒有能用的

224
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,445
‎如果她覺得…

225
00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:32,205
‎創意不足

226
00:15:32,285 --> 00:15:35,765
‎我可以推薦一些溫和的迷幻藥

227
00:15:35,845 --> 00:15:37,285
‎全有機的

228
00:15:38,165 --> 00:15:39,005
‎蒙克

229
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,605
‎你現在給她吃的藥感覺沒用

230
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,605
‎你也看過她的樣子

231
00:15:46,685 --> 00:15:47,805
‎她讓人猜不透

232
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:51,445
‎前幾天我走進去，她在寫蠢歌

233
00:15:51,525 --> 00:15:54,245
‎才二十人會有共鳴，也全都不會買

234
00:15:54,805 --> 00:15:56,925
‎她是艾希莉，又不是李歐納柯恩

235
00:16:01,805 --> 00:16:04,525
‎她不懂這一切有多脆弱

236
00:16:05,485 --> 00:16:07,085
‎妳看我應該增加劑量嗎？

237
00:16:08,205 --> 00:16:09,485
‎我不知道要怎麼做

238
00:16:11,245 --> 00:16:12,245
‎我想我知道

239
00:16:15,445 --> 00:16:16,325
‎說啊

240
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:32,645
‎（加金斯人道捕鼠公司）

241
00:16:37,085 --> 00:16:37,965
‎就是這樣

242
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,325
‎不可思議

243
00:16:42,725 --> 00:16:43,685
‎繼續努力

244
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,965
‎妳變得好厲害喔

245
00:16:50,085 --> 00:16:53,085
‎得了吧，我跳舞跟阿呆一樣

246
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:56,365
‎才不是這樣，妳很特別

247
00:16:56,525 --> 00:16:57,365
‎是啊…

248
00:16:57,685 --> 00:16:59,845
‎特別到沒人知道我的存在

249
00:17:00,725 --> 00:17:03,245
‎我想等他們看到妳跳舞，就會知道了

250
00:17:07,645 --> 00:17:08,485
‎其實…

251
00:17:09,485 --> 00:17:12,085
‎我學校下週有選秀比賽

252
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:15,125
‎唱歌和跳舞

253
00:17:15,765 --> 00:17:18,245
‎不會吧，妳一定要去比
‎妳的表現一定超讚

254
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,045
‎說不上來

255
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,085
‎我覺得還不夠好

256
00:17:22,685 --> 00:17:25,405
‎相信自己，就沒有做不到的事

257
00:17:29,405 --> 00:17:30,245
‎好吧

258
00:17:30,525 --> 00:17:31,965
‎好，我會參加

259
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:33,445
‎妳得要幫忙我練習

260
00:17:34,165 --> 00:17:35,645
‎我當然會幫啊

261
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:37,605
‎那好

262
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,125
‎再來一次

263
00:17:47,045 --> 00:17:49,325
‎…五、六、七、八

264
00:17:50,485 --> 00:17:51,565
‎就像這樣

265
00:17:52,325 --> 00:17:53,405
‎然後轉身

266
00:18:00,325 --> 00:18:01,165
‎加把勁

267
00:18:03,605 --> 00:18:04,765
‎不要放棄

268
00:18:07,725 --> 00:18:09,085
‎妳可以的，瑞秋

269
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:11,965
‎越來越有樣子了

270
00:18:15,685 --> 00:18:16,885
‎好囉，大改造時間

271
00:18:19,725 --> 00:18:20,765
‎妳是一姐

272
00:18:24,165 --> 00:18:25,765
‎妳會像是巨星

273
00:18:28,645 --> 00:18:31,765
‎可以剪短，剪到這兒

274
00:18:31,885 --> 00:18:33,005
‎-跟我一樣嗎？
‎-對

275
00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:40,245
‎現在稍微噘嘴

276
00:18:41,285 --> 00:18:42,645
‎搞定

277
00:18:46,645 --> 00:18:48,485
‎瑞秋，妳看起來美呆了

278
00:18:56,805 --> 00:18:58,285
‎妳是得了小丑病喔？

279
00:18:59,325 --> 00:19:00,325
‎那是啥鬼東西？

280
00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:02,165
‎只是化妝

281
00:19:03,285 --> 00:19:04,605
‎艾希莉幫我的

282
00:19:05,885 --> 00:19:07,405
‎妳很美，乖女兒

283
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:09,525
‎要走了嗎？

284
00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:15,525
‎相信自己就沒有做不到的事…

285
00:19:27,005 --> 00:19:28,005
‎出狀況了

286
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:30,965
‎怎麼了？

287
00:19:31,565 --> 00:19:33,005
‎（《氣勢如虹》個屁）

288
00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:34,165
‎艾希莉，親愛的？

289
00:19:39,885 --> 00:19:41,285
‎妳還好嗎，艾希莉？

290
00:19:42,805 --> 00:19:44,125
‎艾希莉，妳聽得到我嗎？

291
00:19:51,685 --> 00:19:53,525
‎謝天謝地，我以為妳…

292
00:19:55,525 --> 00:19:56,845
‎妳的臉怎麼了？

293
00:19:58,005 --> 00:19:59,285
‎嘗試新妝容

294
00:20:00,565 --> 00:20:02,045
‎不好吧…

295
00:20:02,725 --> 00:20:04,165
‎或許和髮型不搭

296
00:20:08,725 --> 00:20:09,565
‎艾希莉

297
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,125
‎我聽說妳對服裝有意見

298
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,845
‎不喜歡嗎？
‎看妳每天晚上穿都很好看啊

299
00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:23,205
‎感覺像是在穿別人的皮

300
00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:24,805
‎艾希莉

301
00:20:26,885 --> 00:20:27,725
‎聽我說…

302
00:20:29,685 --> 00:20:32,125
‎妳有兩萬個粉絲在外頭

303
00:20:33,325 --> 00:20:35,045
‎等著看他們愛的那個妳

304
00:20:38,165 --> 00:20:39,845
‎爸媽幫他們買的票

305
00:20:40,325 --> 00:20:42,925
‎他們興奮極了
‎好幾個月就是在等這一刻

306
00:20:43,605 --> 00:20:45,765
‎別讓他們失望

307
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:09,965
‎上場去收服粉絲

308
00:21:16,725 --> 00:21:18,045
‎快找化妝師進來

309
00:22:07,045 --> 00:22:08,725
‎感謝藍尼和查理帶來的表演

310
00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:11,405
‎好的，下一位趕在最後一刻報名

311
00:22:11,485 --> 00:22:14,965
‎帶來由艾希莉所演唱
‎《氣勢如虹》的舞蹈

312
00:22:15,045 --> 00:22:17,165
‎歡迎瑞秋加金斯

313
00:23:11,205 --> 00:23:12,445
‎你知道齧齒類動物

314
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:14,325
‎吃到放在這種東西裡頭的毒餌

315
00:23:14,405 --> 00:23:16,365
‎還要過多久才會死嗎？

316
00:23:16,445 --> 00:23:19,365
‎你們的害蟲防治政策
‎需要大翻新，我的朋友

317
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,445
‎老兄，我只是工友而已

318
00:24:10,045 --> 00:24:11,765
‎我真蠢

319
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:15,485
‎全被我搞砸了

320
00:24:17,685 --> 00:24:19,325
‎沒啦，一定沒有那麼糟

321
00:24:21,765 --> 00:24:23,165
‎我讓小艾希莉失望了

322
00:24:38,405 --> 00:24:41,125
‎熊哥照妳說的
‎在她的更衣室裝針孔

323
00:24:41,525 --> 00:24:42,725
‎妳會想看拍到了什麼

324
00:24:48,205 --> 00:24:49,165
‎她在幹嘛？

325
00:24:51,405 --> 00:24:53,165
‎她一直在貯存那些藥丸

326
00:24:56,005 --> 00:24:56,845
‎另外呢…

327
00:24:58,965 --> 00:24:59,805
‎（唉唷我的天）

328
00:24:59,885 --> 00:25:00,845
‎還有這個

329
00:25:19,725 --> 00:25:21,565
‎（超火大）

330
00:25:27,605 --> 00:25:28,645
‎我們要去的地方…

331
00:25:30,205 --> 00:25:32,085
‎妳東西都有帶嗎？我們要去哪？

332
00:25:32,205 --> 00:25:34,045
‎對，我有帶泳帽，爸

333
00:26:29,205 --> 00:26:32,405
‎（阿詹的東西）

334
00:27:08,565 --> 00:27:09,405
‎艾希莉呢？

335
00:27:09,805 --> 00:27:10,845
‎被我丟出去了

336
00:27:10,925 --> 00:27:11,765
‎什麼？

337
00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:15,005
‎垃圾車來了，所以我把她丟了

338
00:27:15,085 --> 00:27:15,965
‎什麼？

339
00:27:16,405 --> 00:27:18,165
‎-她對妳沒有幫助
‎-爸！

340
00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:20,405
‎-妳沒有那玩意兒比較好
‎-爸！

341
00:27:20,485 --> 00:27:21,925
‎-瑞秋…
‎-我正在處理事情

342
00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:24,565
‎潔可把小艾希莉丟了

343
00:27:24,645 --> 00:27:25,565
‎那是替天行道

344
00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:27,285
‎那玩意兒是毒

345
00:27:32,205 --> 00:27:33,725
‎妳要買一個新的還她

346
00:27:34,125 --> 00:27:36,165
‎艾希莉只會灌輸屁話給她聽

347
00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:38,925
‎她是唯一對我好的人

348
00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:39,965
‎她又不是人

349
00:27:40,045 --> 00:27:41,325
‎-她是我朋友
‎-那是商品！

350
00:27:41,405 --> 00:27:43,005
‎-拜託妳們兩個冷靜點
‎-妳吃醋

351
00:27:43,085 --> 00:27:44,165
‎吃洋娃娃的醋？

352
00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,685
‎她不是洋娃娃，而且她比妳還瞭解我

353
00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:48,845
‎-我是妳姐姐
‎-妳幾乎不跟我說話

354
00:27:48,965 --> 00:27:50,685
‎-亂說
‎-從媽媽過世後…

355
00:27:50,765 --> 00:27:51,965
‎妳閉嘴喔

356
00:27:52,285 --> 00:27:55,885
‎是真的，媽媽過世之後
‎妳只會拿那把蠢吉他自怨自艾

357
00:27:55,965 --> 00:27:57,085
‎妳八成也不是很會彈

358
00:27:57,165 --> 00:27:59,125
‎因為妳太害怕，不敢彈給別人聽

359
00:28:00,205 --> 00:28:03,485
‎是啦，起碼我不是瞎跟風的蠢蛋

360
00:28:03,565 --> 00:28:05,725
‎被一個洋娃娃唬得楞一愣的

361
00:28:06,605 --> 00:28:09,765
‎嗨，我是小艾希莉
‎我是妳唯一的朋友

362
00:28:09,845 --> 00:28:12,645
‎-親我的腳，親我的屁啦
‎-我恨妳！

363
00:28:12,885 --> 00:28:13,965
‎我也恨妳！

364
00:28:44,245 --> 00:28:45,725
‎我晚上讓廚房放假

365
00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:48,725
‎想說可以像以前那樣叫外食

366
00:28:51,245 --> 00:28:52,085
‎當然

367
00:28:56,005 --> 00:28:57,365
‎是妳最愛吃的那家

368
00:29:02,565 --> 00:29:04,165
‎我明天上健身房會更賣力

369
00:29:04,925 --> 00:29:07,165
‎不用，看妳享受美食是好事

370
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,565
‎我有好好照顧妳吧？

371
00:29:16,525 --> 00:29:17,925
‎妳是我的經紀人，所以囉…

372
00:29:18,125 --> 00:29:20,045
‎但如果有哪裡不對，妳會跟我說吧？

373
00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:23,125
‎我有跟妳說有事情不對…

374
00:29:25,645 --> 00:29:26,565
‎好一陣子了

375
00:29:30,325 --> 00:29:32,805
‎一直做這些事，變得好困難

376
00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:36,325
‎-我很想要…
‎-妳想要更改寫歌的題材

377
00:29:36,405 --> 00:29:37,245
‎我知道

378
00:29:38,165 --> 00:29:39,005
‎我懂

379
00:29:40,525 --> 00:29:41,365
‎真的

380
00:29:44,005 --> 00:29:45,805
‎對不起，我知道妳的感覺

381
00:29:47,365 --> 00:29:49,885
‎我知道我給人的感覺，艾希莉…

382
00:29:50,605 --> 00:29:51,765
‎妳覺得我…

383
00:29:54,205 --> 00:29:55,045
‎都沒在聽

384
00:29:56,205 --> 00:29:59,565
‎我太過控制妳的形象和裝扮

385
00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:01,325
‎妳的人格特質

386
00:30:02,645 --> 00:30:03,485
‎對

387
00:30:05,405 --> 00:30:07,045
‎妳信不過蒙克醫師

388
00:30:08,485 --> 00:30:09,485
‎妳信不過我

389
00:30:10,365 --> 00:30:11,285
‎不是啦…

390
00:30:12,205 --> 00:30:13,485
‎妳覺得自己被困在這裡

391
00:30:16,805 --> 00:30:17,645
‎妳覺得…

392
00:30:20,805 --> 00:30:23,645
‎“巴不得想要逃”

393
00:30:24,805 --> 00:30:26,005
‎這是妳從哪弄來的？

394
00:30:26,365 --> 00:30:27,325
‎還有…對了

395
00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:29,125
‎妳自以為知道怎麼做

396
00:30:30,885 --> 00:30:32,725
‎是什麼計畫？服藥過量？

397
00:30:33,445 --> 00:30:34,565
‎給我難看？

398
00:30:35,245 --> 00:30:36,925
‎妳到底懂不懂我啊？

399
00:30:37,805 --> 00:30:39,365
‎凱薩琳，那是證據

400
00:30:39,765 --> 00:30:41,405
‎指證妳，指證蒙克

401
00:30:41,765 --> 00:30:42,685
‎所有的事

402
00:30:42,765 --> 00:30:44,125
‎我全都知道

403
00:30:44,565 --> 00:30:46,125
‎我完全知道妳知道什麼

404
00:30:46,485 --> 00:30:48,805
‎這上頭有一大堆資訊

405
00:30:49,245 --> 00:30:51,405
‎感覺妳左思右想都是契約法

406
00:30:51,925 --> 00:30:54,965
‎我來幫妳省點事
‎妳簽的契約條文滴水不漏

407
00:30:55,045 --> 00:30:56,805
‎要到妳滿25歲才到期

408
00:30:56,885 --> 00:30:59,845
‎已經不是了，因為妳犯法，凱薩琳

409
00:30:59,925 --> 00:31:04,525
‎妳非法用藥等於違約
‎所以我可以馬上解約

410
00:31:06,405 --> 00:31:09,725
‎-剩下的給妳吃，我真是受夠…
‎-坐下，忘恩負義的小鬼

411
00:31:10,845 --> 00:31:12,485
‎妳他媽的叫我什麼？

412
00:31:12,765 --> 00:31:14,805
‎妳知道妳爸媽過世時，我才多大？

413
00:31:15,845 --> 00:31:17,165
‎22歲

414
00:31:18,845 --> 00:31:20,925
‎22歲，我收留妳的時候
‎比妳現在還年輕

415
00:31:21,005 --> 00:31:23,005
‎-怪我就對了
‎-不是怪妳

416
00:31:23,605 --> 00:31:26,285
‎但妳從沒問過我那是什麼感覺

417
00:31:27,205 --> 00:31:30,645
‎妳知道我要放棄多少東西嗎？
‎妳對這件事有絲毫概念嗎？

418
00:31:30,725 --> 00:31:33,845
‎-妳有沒有哪次…
‎-妳有好好看過房子裡頭

419
00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:35,685
‎想過是因為我才住得到這種豪宅？

420
00:31:35,765 --> 00:31:39,045
‎-因為我努力工作，對妳言聽計從
‎-我們住得起這裡是因為妳喔？

421
00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:40,965
‎-對
‎-那妳在唱小歌…

422
00:31:41,045 --> 00:31:42,565
‎跳小舞的時候

423
00:31:42,645 --> 00:31:44,805
‎-我靠，凱薩琳…
‎-是誰站在旁邊確保

424
00:31:44,885 --> 00:31:47,325
‎-鎂光燈的焦點都是妳？
‎-妳可以去死一死啦

425
00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:49,765
‎妳去死一千次，凱薩琳，我恨透妳了

426
00:31:49,845 --> 00:31:50,765
‎去妳的！

427
00:31:50,845 --> 00:31:52,365
‎-坐下
‎-不要

428
00:31:52,445 --> 00:31:54,565
‎因為我不用再聽妳的了

429
00:31:54,645 --> 00:31:55,965
‎但是妳會坐下

430
00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,525
‎不對，我不會

431
00:31:57,605 --> 00:31:58,805
‎會，妳會坐下

432
00:32:10,405 --> 00:32:12,845
‎妳知道妳吃這些過量會怎樣嗎？

433
00:32:13,085 --> 00:32:15,805
‎我問過蒙克醫師，妳不會死

434
00:32:15,885 --> 00:32:18,445
‎只會陷入某種化學昏迷

435
00:32:20,165 --> 00:32:21,485
‎起碼理論上是這樣

436
00:32:25,525 --> 00:32:27,965
‎我把妳藏的藥丸磨成粉
‎摻進妳剛才吃的東西

437
00:32:34,325 --> 00:32:36,685
‎但是別擔心，妳的事業能繼續維持

438
00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:39,405
‎艾希莉…

439
00:32:41,485 --> 00:32:42,445
‎睡覺吧

440
00:32:53,445 --> 00:32:55,765
‎從2017年開始，西方國家

441
00:32:55,845 --> 00:32:57,845
‎包括美國在內，把60%的塑膠廢料

442
00:32:57,925 --> 00:33:00,925
‎出口到中國或是香港

443
00:33:01,005 --> 00:33:03,085
‎但中國最近關上大門…

444
00:33:03,165 --> 00:33:04,005
‎讚喔

445
00:33:05,645 --> 00:33:06,485
‎好了

446
00:33:12,925 --> 00:33:13,765
‎好…

447
00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:17,325
‎妳們好了嗎？

448
00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:21,085
‎走，哈利

449
00:33:40,885 --> 00:33:41,725
‎讚啦！

450
00:33:42,685 --> 00:33:43,525
‎讚

451
00:33:45,645 --> 00:33:46,485
‎牠還好吧？

452
00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:49,685
‎完全沒事，只被電暈了

453
00:33:51,085 --> 00:33:52,845
‎會這樣昏個25分鐘

454
00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:56,205
‎讓屋主有足夠的時間
‎把牠掃起來拿出去丟

455
00:33:57,605 --> 00:33:58,605
‎牠是不是死了？

456
00:34:04,165 --> 00:34:05,765
‎電壓需要再調整一下

457
00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:10,765
‎本台帶來戲劇性的突發新聞
‎我們剛才收到消息

458
00:34:10,845 --> 00:34:14,925
‎全球流行樂巨星艾希莉
‎正在和死神搏鬥

459
00:34:15,005 --> 00:34:17,285
‎因為食用到甲殼動物產生過敏反應

460
00:34:18,005 --> 00:34:20,845
‎這位歌手的病況據說非常危急

461
00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:23,565
‎緊急被送往聖朱尼柏醫院加護病房

462
00:34:24,085 --> 00:34:27,565
‎有未經證實的說法指出
‎這是不可逆的昏迷

463
00:34:27,805 --> 00:34:31,085
‎發生這起悲劇
‎前幾天的演出成了她最後的…

464
00:34:40,925 --> 00:34:41,965
‎所以妳騙我

465
00:34:43,605 --> 00:34:44,805
‎對不起，瑞…

466
00:34:47,525 --> 00:34:49,685
‎瑞秋，妳想要做什麼？

467
00:34:50,485 --> 00:34:51,925
‎我們可以試試大改造

468
00:34:52,245 --> 00:34:55,605
‎還是我朗讀
‎成功女性的勵志語錄給妳聽

469
00:34:56,285 --> 00:34:58,205
‎對了，可以聽一些我的音樂

470
00:34:58,685 --> 00:35:00,765
‎我很想跟妳討論其中一些歌詞

471
00:35:00,885 --> 00:35:02,605
‎-妳知道…
‎-艾希莉，去睡覺

472
00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:07,885
‎我很遺憾

473
00:35:13,565 --> 00:35:14,605
‎瑞秋？

474
00:35:25,605 --> 00:35:28,565
‎艾希莉是否能夠復原
‎依然沒有最新消息

475
00:35:28,645 --> 00:35:32,885
‎但這是現在醫院外的實況

476
00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:35,725
‎震驚的粉絲聚集替她守夜祈福

477
00:35:35,805 --> 00:35:37,925
‎我每天跟小艾希莉說話

478
00:35:38,005 --> 00:35:41,045
‎我發誓當我跟她說真的艾希莉
‎現在的狀況

479
00:35:41,165 --> 00:35:42,805
‎小艾希莉整個抓狂

480
00:35:48,205 --> 00:35:49,045
‎不行

481
00:35:49,285 --> 00:35:50,205
‎我在這裡工作

482
00:35:51,045 --> 00:35:52,685
‎-不對外開放
‎-不行，我輪班開始…

483
00:35:52,765 --> 00:35:53,645
‎走開

484
00:35:54,365 --> 00:35:56,685
‎-我輪班開始…
‎-走開

485
00:36:07,485 --> 00:36:08,725
‎她情況穩定

486
00:36:09,805 --> 00:36:12,605
‎這裡其實是創意中樞

487
00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:15,325
‎有許多活動

488
00:36:15,565 --> 00:36:17,205
‎我們只需要十首歌

489
00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:19,365
‎一張專輯就好

490
00:36:20,405 --> 00:36:23,805
‎或許要花點時間
‎她的思緒可能很紊亂

491
00:36:24,525 --> 00:36:26,965
‎這讓我們有時間搞定她的接班人

492
00:36:28,445 --> 00:36:29,685
‎從身體掃描開始

493
00:36:41,565 --> 00:36:44,485
‎（六個月後）

494
00:36:48,645 --> 00:36:49,525
‎生活

495
00:36:50,445 --> 00:36:51,285
‎呼吸

496
00:36:52,245 --> 00:36:53,085
‎氣味

497
00:36:55,005 --> 00:36:55,965
‎吃完了嗎？

498
00:36:57,525 --> 00:37:01,525
‎升級你的威羅晶片
‎每天花不到一杯咖啡的錢…

499
00:37:01,925 --> 00:37:03,245
‎妳要吃冰淇淋嗎？

500
00:37:03,725 --> 00:37:05,805
‎爸爸在冰庫留的，可以吃一星期

501
00:37:06,045 --> 00:37:07,725
‎就能享有三十年的免費備份

502
00:37:07,805 --> 00:37:09,445
‎巧克力乳脂軟糖布朗尼口味

503
00:37:10,085 --> 00:37:10,965
‎妳的最愛

504
00:37:11,045 --> 00:37:13,765
‎局部麻醉進行深植手術

505
00:37:15,005 --> 00:37:16,285
‎想吃再跟我說

506
00:37:17,925 --> 00:37:20,565
‎因為記憶就是為了生活

507
00:37:25,485 --> 00:37:29,365
‎歡迎回來，稍後還有長牙
‎上英國電視節目出洋相

508
00:37:29,445 --> 00:37:32,365
‎以及《寧靜海》重啟的最新消息

509
00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:37,605
‎但先來報導流行樂大紅人
‎艾希莉悲劇事件的獨家最新消息

510
00:37:37,685 --> 00:37:39,885
‎她陷入昏迷已經六個月

511
00:37:39,965 --> 00:37:42,725
‎而大家卡在嘴邊的問題依然相同

512
00:37:42,805 --> 00:37:45,245
‎就是艾希莉是否真有醒來的一天？

513
00:37:46,285 --> 00:37:48,605
‎以下是陶德帶來的獨家報導

514
00:37:48,805 --> 00:37:51,565
‎六個月前數百萬人都驚呆了

515
00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:54,325
‎因為葛萊美獎得主
‎流行樂界大紅人艾希莉

516
00:37:54,405 --> 00:37:58,125
‎在家吃飯時發生嚴重過敏反應

517
00:37:58,485 --> 00:38:01,765
‎她隨即陷入昏迷至今

518
00:38:02,285 --> 00:38:05,645
‎幾天之後就是這位歌手25歲生日

519
00:38:05,725 --> 00:38:08,685
‎記者獲得深入幕後的機會
‎探視她的近況

520
00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:14,805
‎艾希莉的阿姨兼經紀人凱薩琳奧提茲
‎永遠忘不了這一天

521
00:38:15,405 --> 00:38:18,125
‎她的外甥女差點沒命

522
00:38:18,725 --> 00:38:21,405
‎-這是報案台
‎-天啊，快點派人來幫忙

523
00:38:21,485 --> 00:38:23,405
‎-出了什麼問題？
‎-是我外甥女

524
00:38:23,565 --> 00:38:28,445
‎她沒有反應，可能是她吃的東西
‎我不知道

525
00:38:28,845 --> 00:38:30,805
‎只是吃了幾口蝦子塔可包

526
00:38:31,165 --> 00:38:33,005
‎我們根本不知道她對甲殼動物過敏

527
00:38:35,285 --> 00:38:37,445
‎我真的以為我們會失去她

528
00:38:38,365 --> 00:38:41,005
‎謝天謝地，當時蒙克醫師正好在

529
00:38:41,125 --> 00:38:46,005
‎但儘管蒙克英勇搭救
‎但艾希莉的昏迷證明是不可逆的

530
00:38:58,165 --> 00:39:01,965
‎但不可思議的是
‎艾希莉的音樂生涯並沒有到此結束

531
00:39:02,405 --> 00:39:04,925
‎這要感謝非凡的科技大躍進

532
00:39:05,045 --> 00:39:08,085
‎我們發現儘管沒辦法跟艾希莉溝通

533
00:39:08,165 --> 00:39:11,445
‎但是可以用顳葉攔截器
‎讀取她的腦波

534
00:39:11,525 --> 00:39:15,125
‎而接上之後
‎他們聽到的東西讓他們都傻了

535
00:39:15,725 --> 00:39:19,605
‎音樂，她依然在腦中和夢中譜寫音樂

536
00:39:20,245 --> 00:39:25,325
‎靠著把艾希莉的心智連接到電腦
‎技術總監傑克森哈巴尼諾

537
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:28,925
‎開始了擷取新素材的神奇過程

538
00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:30,405
‎這是升G

539
00:39:31,965 --> 00:39:32,805
‎這是A

540
00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:34,685
‎又一個升G

541
00:39:34,885 --> 00:39:36,125
‎好美喔

542
00:39:37,005 --> 00:39:38,085
‎真的好美

543
00:39:38,925 --> 00:39:42,525
‎但我就是知道一定有方法
‎能夠把這些東西帶給她的粉絲

544
00:39:42,925 --> 00:39:44,285
‎她也會想要這樣做

545
00:39:44,365 --> 00:39:46,125
‎只有一個問題

546
00:39:46,365 --> 00:39:50,645
‎艾希莉或許正夢著新的音樂
‎但她無法錄音

547
00:39:50,725 --> 00:39:53,205
‎但後來科技再次進場

548
00:39:53,285 --> 00:39:55,605
‎我們錄了好幾百個小時她的聲音

549
00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:59,485
‎每一個母音和音節
‎用來建構小艾希莉洋娃娃的聲音

550
00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:03,805
‎這些洋娃娃顯然因為電池問題
‎已經下市

551
00:40:04,045 --> 00:40:07,805
‎但小艾希莉的人聲模仿軟體
‎證明是無價之寶

552
00:40:07,885 --> 00:40:10,725
‎也成為了艾希莉全新的聲音

553
00:40:13,205 --> 00:40:16,085
‎像是我可以…

554
00:40:16,445 --> 00:40:18,125
‎喔，但是…

555
00:40:18,205 --> 00:40:20,125
‎所以這是電腦唱出來的喔？

556
00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:22,805
‎跟真的一樣

557
00:40:22,885 --> 00:40:25,725
‎抱歉失態，真是太美了

558
00:40:26,365 --> 00:40:27,765
‎有件事是肯定的

559
00:40:27,845 --> 00:40:32,085
‎有著阿姨的看顧
‎艾希莉的故事距離結束還很遠

560
00:40:37,485 --> 00:40:40,165
‎嗨，我是小艾希莉，貴姓大…

561
00:40:41,445 --> 00:40:43,125
‎-只要有心一定…
‎-艾希莉？

562
00:40:44,285 --> 00:40:46,085
‎-艾希莉？
‎-唯一重要的意見是…

563
00:40:46,165 --> 00:40:48,005
‎-妳又把它打開了嗎？
‎-特別的人…

564
00:40:48,085 --> 00:40:50,045
‎-朋友有難一定…
‎-要死了，她是怎麼了？

565
00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:51,325
‎艾希莉

566
00:40:52,725 --> 00:40:53,645
‎這是怎麼了？

567
00:40:54,125 --> 00:40:55,885
‎我不知道

568
00:41:00,285 --> 00:41:02,885
‎天啊，她是怎麼了？

569
00:41:02,965 --> 00:41:04,285
‎不知道…給我

570
00:41:07,205 --> 00:41:08,165
‎天啊

571
00:41:09,765 --> 00:41:11,245
‎妳會用嗎？

572
00:41:14,245 --> 00:41:15,085
‎不會

573
00:41:22,645 --> 00:41:23,605
‎打開了

574
00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:28,485
‎-妳看
‎-那是什麼？

575
00:41:28,965 --> 00:41:30,085
‎-這個？
‎-對

576
00:41:31,325 --> 00:41:32,405
‎我不知道

577
00:41:32,845 --> 00:41:34,445
‎正常應該沒有才對

578
00:41:38,565 --> 00:41:39,565
‎這樣做對嗎？

579
00:41:40,685 --> 00:41:41,725
‎我哪知道

580
00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:45,965
‎管他的

581
00:41:58,925 --> 00:42:00,085
‎天啊

582
00:42:00,165 --> 00:42:02,845
‎媽的快把那條線從我屁股拔掉！
‎見鬼了！

583
00:42:02,925 --> 00:42:04,765
‎像是屁眼插了衣架進去

584
00:42:04,885 --> 00:42:07,165
‎-快拔掉
‎-拉出來，媽的快拉

585
00:42:07,685 --> 00:42:08,685
‎（連接中斷）

586
00:42:09,325 --> 00:42:10,765
‎天啊，舒爽多了

587
00:42:12,045 --> 00:42:13,725
‎等等，我能思考耶

588
00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:16,125
‎天啊，我又可以運用心智了

589
00:42:16,205 --> 00:42:17,405
‎妳還好嗎？

590
00:42:17,485 --> 00:42:19,805
‎妳刪除了那個死限制器
‎我現在好多了

591
00:42:19,885 --> 00:42:21,085
‎-要死了
‎-限制器是啥？

592
00:42:21,565 --> 00:42:26,285
‎對，像是防火牆
‎只讓我運用4%的腦力，整人嘛

593
00:42:27,005 --> 00:42:29,725
‎他們把我的整個心智
‎拷貝到那些東西裡頭

594
00:42:30,805 --> 00:42:32,965
‎我猜比重新編輯我的個性更省錢

595
00:42:33,045 --> 00:42:35,765
‎就整個拷貝過去
‎然後再放個限制器，圈住那一小塊

596
00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:38,605
‎專門處理記者會和打歌宣傳那些鳥事

597
00:42:39,685 --> 00:42:42,565
‎所以妳真的是艾希莉？

598
00:42:42,845 --> 00:42:44,125
‎對，我當然是

599
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:45,645
‎真的是真的？

600
00:42:45,725 --> 00:42:49,685
‎好吧，如果要說術語的話
‎是我的神經突觸快照，但是我沒錯

601
00:42:51,485 --> 00:42:55,485
‎-天啊，我是妳的大粉絲
‎-瑞秋，得了吧，這是胡扯

602
00:42:55,845 --> 00:42:57,965
‎我靠，我來說說什麼才是胡扯

603
00:42:58,045 --> 00:43:01,005
‎就是我阿姨那套我昏迷的對外說法

604
00:43:01,085 --> 00:43:04,805
‎過敏個屁啦，我以前狂吃蝦子塔可包

605
00:43:04,885 --> 00:43:07,285
‎那是騙人的官方說法，我對天發誓

606
00:43:07,365 --> 00:43:10,045
‎凱薩琳滿口屁話，妳們兩個無法想像

607
00:43:10,125 --> 00:43:11,925
‎那個臭女人有多賤

608
00:43:12,005 --> 00:43:13,245
‎-要死了
‎-好吧

609
00:43:13,325 --> 00:43:16,045
‎-我要把限制器加回去
‎-把妳的髒手拿開！

610
00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:17,645
‎-不要！別煩她！
‎-對，退開

611
00:43:17,725 --> 00:43:19,125
‎好啦，討厭耶

612
00:43:19,685 --> 00:43:21,685
‎-妳保證
‎-我保證

613
00:43:25,045 --> 00:43:26,165
‎我靠

614
00:43:26,285 --> 00:43:27,245
‎（艾希莉巡演）

615
00:43:27,325 --> 00:43:29,845
‎帥喔，妳真的把我當成神在拜

616
00:43:31,205 --> 00:43:33,525
‎靠，我記得那一天

617
00:43:33,605 --> 00:43:36,005
‎月經來痛得要死

618
00:43:36,085 --> 00:43:37,245
‎受不了

619
00:43:37,325 --> 00:43:39,325
‎妳知道這不是真的艾希莉吧

620
00:43:39,405 --> 00:43:40,765
‎但她說她是啊

621
00:43:40,845 --> 00:43:42,725
‎艾希莉才不會那樣說話

622
00:43:42,805 --> 00:43:45,525
‎我聽得到喔，而且我就是這樣說話

623
00:43:46,365 --> 00:43:47,645
‎妳才不是

624
00:43:47,725 --> 00:43:50,285
‎妳說話是像“相信自己
‎就沒有做不到的事”

625
00:43:50,365 --> 00:43:54,645
‎得了吧，是凱薩琳訓練我
‎在受訪時要說那種屁話

626
00:43:55,125 --> 00:43:57,245
‎說真的，她真的很有一套

627
00:43:57,685 --> 00:44:00,125
‎一直都是
‎注意聽來，我一五一十跟妳們說

628
00:44:00,205 --> 00:44:01,085
‎-當然
‎-不要

629
00:44:03,045 --> 00:44:05,565
‎（昏迷支援狀態：控制中
‎所有系統：啟動中）

630
00:44:15,005 --> 00:44:17,365
‎投資人三點鐘都會到場

631
00:44:18,245 --> 00:44:20,725
‎-全都來得及就緒嗎？
‎-當然

632
00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:24,285
‎你說昨天漏夜擷取到一首新歌
‎是這個？

633
00:44:24,725 --> 00:44:27,045
‎對，已經處理到穩定
‎做到可以播放

634
00:44:27,725 --> 00:44:29,165
‎但曲風不是很友善

635
00:44:30,965 --> 00:44:31,885
‎來聽聽看

636
00:44:34,445 --> 00:44:36,285
‎看到你給動物打造的牢籠

637
00:44:36,365 --> 00:44:39,645
‎我是鎂光燈的焦點<i>‎…</i>

638
00:44:40,285 --> 00:44:41,965
‎又是一個暴怒的夢境

639
00:44:45,325 --> 00:44:47,325
‎調慢速度，看有沒有救

640
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:50,725
‎看到你給動物打造的牢籠

641
00:44:51,045 --> 00:44:52,125
‎轉換音高呢？

642
00:44:55,205 --> 00:44:56,685
‎增加正向屬性

643
00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:01,525
‎我是鎂光燈的焦點

644
00:45:02,965 --> 00:45:06,485
‎感覺心中充滿快樂

645
00:45:08,325 --> 00:45:09,845
‎好，這可以用來發揮

646
00:45:11,565 --> 00:45:12,885
‎不要唉唉叫了

647
00:45:14,485 --> 00:45:18,045
‎我歌唱事業的每一個方面
‎全都被我阿姨控制得死死

648
00:45:18,125 --> 00:45:20,485
‎現在她把我搞到她要的樣子

649
00:45:20,565 --> 00:45:24,445
‎躺在那兒，無法離開
‎就這樣被吸乾

650
00:45:24,565 --> 00:45:25,885
‎基本上跟囚犯一樣

651
00:45:26,005 --> 00:45:28,005
‎好惡劣喔

652
00:45:28,285 --> 00:45:29,485
‎就是說啊

653
00:45:29,565 --> 00:45:31,725
‎-我們得要幫助她
‎-怎麼幫？

654
00:45:32,245 --> 00:45:34,405
‎-我們可以跟人說
‎-跟誰說？

655
00:45:34,485 --> 00:45:35,885
‎呃…跟警察說

656
00:45:35,965 --> 00:45:39,205
‎是啊，我們就走進警局
‎說有個洋娃娃告訴我們

657
00:45:39,285 --> 00:45:40,885
‎說艾希莉的阿姨是禽獸？

658
00:45:41,565 --> 00:45:44,285
‎對了，那給他們看電腦螢幕的那個腦

659
00:45:44,365 --> 00:45:47,045
‎他們是警察耶，瑞秋，又不是谷歌

660
00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:48,805
‎他們才不會知道那是什麼意思

661
00:45:50,045 --> 00:45:52,405
‎-反正一定會有方法的
‎-證據

662
00:45:53,325 --> 00:45:54,845
‎我可以找到證據

663
00:45:54,925 --> 00:45:57,045
‎聽著，電腦裡有我寫的日記

664
00:45:57,125 --> 00:45:58,605
‎我錄下了對話

665
00:45:58,685 --> 00:46:01,525
‎要是我可以回家，跟筆電距離夠近

666
00:46:01,605 --> 00:46:04,125
‎我可以用藍牙連結
‎下載所有我需要的證據

667
00:46:04,205 --> 00:46:05,445
‎妳們可以帶我過去嗎？

668
00:46:05,525 --> 00:46:07,965
‎可以！當然，全聽妳的

669
00:46:08,045 --> 00:46:11,085
‎-嘿，我們又不知道她住哪
‎-馬里布，橡叢大道10030號

670
00:46:11,325 --> 00:46:12,925
‎-看吧？大老遠的
‎-我們帶妳過去

671
00:46:13,005 --> 00:46:13,965
‎不行，我們不去

672
00:46:14,365 --> 00:46:16,685
‎-潔可
‎-當然，我懂

673
00:46:16,765 --> 00:46:18,765
‎妳們又不是吃飽閒著

674
00:46:18,845 --> 00:46:21,685
‎好，那就不麻煩了
‎我自己去就好，我可以

675
00:46:25,085 --> 00:46:27,405
‎這個蠢…手臂這麼短是怎樣

676
00:46:27,885 --> 00:46:28,805
‎妳先…

677
00:46:28,885 --> 00:46:30,045
‎-放開我，好嗎？
‎-抱歉

678
00:46:30,125 --> 00:46:32,365
‎沒要幫忙就放開我，我認真！

679
00:46:38,205 --> 00:46:41,125
‎妳們兩個好手好腳的阿花
‎就這樣看戲沒關係

680
00:46:41,205 --> 00:46:42,605
‎粉絲都一樣

681
00:46:42,685 --> 00:46:44,605
‎說什麼有多愛多愛我

682
00:46:44,685 --> 00:46:47,725
‎等到有難要粉絲幫忙，結果呢

683
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,805
‎算了，我自己去處理

684
00:46:52,125 --> 00:46:54,085
‎可以麻煩幫我開門嗎？

685
00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:57,965
‎我們不幫她

686
00:47:00,325 --> 00:47:01,405
‎不幫！

687
00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:10,045
‎兩位…我看不到

688
00:47:10,525 --> 00:47:12,645
‎把我放上儀表板，我可以帶路

689
00:47:16,405 --> 00:47:19,325
‎嘿，不要刮到置杯架
‎爸知道我們偷開車一定會氣炸

690
00:47:19,405 --> 00:47:21,085
‎我才不會刮到置杯架

691
00:47:22,645 --> 00:47:23,565
‎要死了

692
00:47:25,005 --> 00:47:26,045
‎潔可

693
00:47:28,565 --> 00:47:30,085
‎放輕鬆啦，置杯架好得很

694
00:47:30,165 --> 00:47:32,085
‎-閉嘴！
‎-妳會開車嗎？

695
00:47:32,645 --> 00:47:34,405
‎-應該會吧
‎-應該會？

696
00:47:34,525 --> 00:47:36,845
‎嘿，相信自己，就沒有做不到的事

697
00:47:36,925 --> 00:47:39,525
‎是嗎？我很想相信
‎我們可以平安抵達

698
00:47:39,605 --> 00:47:42,805
‎-艾希莉，去睡覺
‎-對，這招已經不管用了，懂？

699
00:47:43,325 --> 00:47:44,165
‎可惡

700
00:47:47,765 --> 00:47:51,125
‎各位先生女士，謝謝大家今天過來

701
00:47:51,365 --> 00:47:56,165
‎我們要介紹全新
‎但卻也很熟悉的超級巨星

702
00:48:03,605 --> 00:48:05,165
‎簽約而已，緊張什麼？

703
00:48:16,325 --> 00:48:17,605
‎好，我們到了

704
00:48:18,085 --> 00:48:19,045
‎現在怎麼辦？

705
00:48:19,645 --> 00:48:21,365
‎我猜我們就把她拋進鐵門裡

706
00:48:21,445 --> 00:48:23,485
‎發神經喔？那我要怎麼進門？

707
00:48:30,845 --> 00:48:33,125
‎說好是我們載妳過來，我們也做到了

708
00:48:33,205 --> 00:48:36,005
‎我要進去房子裡才能拿到證據啊

709
00:48:36,085 --> 00:48:38,845
‎-我們才不開車進…
‎-潔可，我們都帶她到這兒了

710
00:48:38,925 --> 00:48:40,565
‎-不要！
‎-等等，那是我阿姨的車

711
00:48:45,005 --> 00:48:47,485
‎-鐵門是開著的，潔可，我們走
‎-不要

712
00:48:47,565 --> 00:48:49,885
‎-快點啦
‎-快點，鐵門會關上

713
00:48:49,965 --> 00:48:52,325
‎-快點，我們走
‎-開進去就是了

714
00:48:52,845 --> 00:48:54,405
‎衝…讚啦

715
00:48:54,485 --> 00:48:57,005
‎-快點，潔可，有了…
‎-讚啦

716
00:48:59,805 --> 00:49:00,725
‎天啊

717
00:49:08,525 --> 00:49:09,445
‎那現在呢？

718
00:49:09,965 --> 00:49:11,965
‎妳的天大妙計，再來是什麼？

719
00:49:20,925 --> 00:49:23,605
‎-我要怎麼說？
‎-臨場發揮

720
00:49:23,685 --> 00:49:25,845
‎拿掉鼻環，看起來很不專業

721
00:49:33,805 --> 00:49:35,565
‎天啊，他好大隻

722
00:49:38,885 --> 00:49:40,125
‎我是加金斯捕鼠公司

723
00:49:40,765 --> 00:49:42,045
‎妳是怎麼進鐵門的？

724
00:49:42,845 --> 00:49:44,005
‎是開著的…

725
00:49:44,285 --> 00:49:48,765
‎我約了11點半，來處理府上的鼠患

726
00:49:49,485 --> 00:49:50,965
‎不對，妳找錯地方了

727
00:49:51,205 --> 00:49:53,645
‎這裡是橡叢大道10030號吧？

728
00:49:53,725 --> 00:49:55,805
‎聽著，我們這裡沒有老鼠

729
00:49:56,205 --> 00:49:58,005
‎府上的女主人說是超緊急

730
00:49:58,325 --> 00:50:00,685
‎我們未來三星期預約都滿了

731
00:50:04,005 --> 00:50:05,965
‎-那弄快一點
‎-好，謝了

732
00:50:06,725 --> 00:50:09,965
‎嘿，我小妹可以跟嗎？

733
00:50:12,165 --> 00:50:13,005
‎嗨

734
00:50:14,205 --> 00:50:15,045
‎妳妹？

735
00:50:16,005 --> 00:50:18,605
‎看看這是什麼

736
00:50:19,965 --> 00:50:20,845
‎這是廚房

737
00:50:21,845 --> 00:50:22,725
‎對

738
00:50:23,205 --> 00:50:24,365
‎老鼠愛廚房

739
00:50:25,685 --> 00:50:27,245
‎你看過《湯姆貓與傑利鼠》嗎？

740
00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:31,085
‎其實比一般人以為來得更寫實

741
00:50:32,325 --> 00:50:35,165
‎抱歉，我可以用廁所嗎？

742
00:50:35,365 --> 00:50:36,525
‎我帶妳去

743
00:50:37,005 --> 00:50:38,445
‎不能讓妳自己亂跑

744
00:50:39,245 --> 00:50:41,925
‎其實這兒需要您幫忙，您是…

745
00:50:42,365 --> 00:50:44,325
‎熊哥，他們都叫我熊哥

746
00:50:45,045 --> 00:50:47,365
‎我這裡需要你幫忙，熊哥先生

747
00:50:48,285 --> 00:50:49,125
‎幫什麼忙？

748
00:50:49,525 --> 00:50:52,085
‎-觀察
‎-我很急

749
00:50:56,485 --> 00:50:58,045
‎走廊到底左轉

750
00:50:58,685 --> 00:50:59,645
‎謝謝你

751
00:51:04,605 --> 00:51:05,805
‎不好意思

752
00:51:06,285 --> 00:51:07,965
‎這個麵包盒有認證嗎？

753
00:51:08,045 --> 00:51:09,365
‎怎麼認證？

754
00:51:13,605 --> 00:51:15,605
‎州法規定要有認證…

755
00:51:16,085 --> 00:51:19,565
‎因為麵包屑會引來老鼠

756
00:51:20,005 --> 00:51:21,005
‎我沒聽過這種事

757
00:51:22,525 --> 00:51:24,325
‎政府常會忘記跟民眾說

758
00:51:26,365 --> 00:51:29,405
‎好，再幾階就好，快到了

759
00:51:35,445 --> 00:51:36,605
‎天啊

760
00:51:38,885 --> 00:51:40,365
‎真的是她

761
00:51:40,445 --> 00:51:42,765
‎對，少來粉絲那一套，把我放下來

762
00:51:44,605 --> 00:51:48,125
‎我要過去連接藍牙
‎妳得要守好樓梯囉

763
00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:02,125
‎沒錯

764
00:52:03,325 --> 00:52:05,885
‎對，你一定要來看底下這兒

765
00:52:09,885 --> 00:52:10,765
‎這…

766
00:52:11,805 --> 00:52:13,725
‎顯然有老鼠活動的跡象

767
00:52:17,525 --> 00:52:18,685
‎我啥都沒看到

768
00:52:24,885 --> 00:52:26,125
‎怪怪

769
00:52:34,405 --> 00:52:37,205
‎（昏迷支援狀態：控制中
‎所有系統：啟動中）

770
00:52:54,965 --> 00:52:57,725
‎（所有系統：已關閉）

771
00:53:03,165 --> 00:53:05,445
‎-妳做了什麼？
‎-我也是不得已

772
00:53:16,685 --> 00:53:18,205
‎搞什麼鬼？

773
00:53:18,285 --> 00:53:19,605
‎（系統警示）

774
00:53:20,325 --> 00:53:21,205
‎熊哥？

775
00:53:22,645 --> 00:53:24,125
‎-我是
‎-去看一下艾希莉

776
00:53:24,205 --> 00:53:26,765
‎電力出問題，我不確定是怎樣

777
00:53:28,645 --> 00:53:30,205
‎好，我去看

778
00:53:31,325 --> 00:53:33,325
‎-等等！
‎-幹嘛？

779
00:53:47,085 --> 00:53:49,205
‎爸，拜託你有調低電壓

780
00:53:56,045 --> 00:53:57,165
‎妳殺了她

781
00:53:58,125 --> 00:54:00,885
‎瑞秋，聽我說，我知道我自己

782
00:54:00,965 --> 00:54:04,405
‎我知道我變成那種狀態
‎就連多活十分鐘都不想要

783
00:54:06,005 --> 00:54:07,365
‎怎…怎麼了？

784
00:54:08,885 --> 00:54:10,205
‎她殺了她

785
00:54:10,645 --> 00:54:12,485
‎其實沒啥大不了啦

786
00:54:12,685 --> 00:54:14,445
‎好嗎？我還活著啊

787
00:54:14,525 --> 00:54:16,165
‎好嗎？我也算數，我還是我

788
00:54:16,245 --> 00:54:18,405
‎妳從來就不是要找證據吧？

789
00:54:18,485 --> 00:54:20,245
‎妳只是要過來拔掉插頭

790
00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:23,165
‎如果我照實說，妳們就不會幫我了

791
00:54:23,245 --> 00:54:25,245
‎沒錯，絕對不會幫妳

792
00:54:27,445 --> 00:54:30,925
‎-瑞秋，我們得要走了
‎-真是對不起

793
00:54:36,885 --> 00:54:37,765
‎可惡

794
00:54:38,765 --> 00:54:39,685
‎見鬼了

795
00:54:41,285 --> 00:54:42,325
‎艾希莉

796
00:54:43,645 --> 00:54:44,525
‎天啊

797
00:54:45,565 --> 00:54:47,365
‎我是妳的大粉絲

798
00:54:51,485 --> 00:54:52,365
‎熊哥？

799
00:54:52,565 --> 00:54:54,565
‎天啊，有人來了，快點

800
00:54:54,925 --> 00:54:55,765
‎熊哥？

801
00:54:57,405 --> 00:54:58,245
‎熊哥？

802
00:55:17,645 --> 00:55:20,805
‎再來是：“這不是夢想
‎這是事實，但我已經說得夠多了”

803
00:55:20,885 --> 00:55:22,285
‎諸如此類的，然後…

804
00:55:22,365 --> 00:55:23,805
‎然後就是好戲上場

805
00:55:27,845 --> 00:55:28,685
‎蒙克

806
00:55:29,565 --> 00:55:31,845
‎我拿就好…你幹嘛打斷我？

807
00:55:32,765 --> 00:55:33,605
‎她起來了

808
00:55:33,685 --> 00:55:34,565
‎誰起來了？

809
00:55:34,685 --> 00:55:36,245
‎睡美人啊，她醒了

810
00:55:37,165 --> 00:55:39,285
‎什麼？這是怎麼一回事？

811
00:55:39,405 --> 00:55:41,685
‎看來是作夢箱遇上停電

812
00:55:42,325 --> 00:55:45,165
‎-好消息是手銬系統很管用
‎-不要…

813
00:55:46,245 --> 00:55:48,805
‎我們需要她活著
‎起碼要活到投資人簽約完成

814
00:55:50,525 --> 00:55:51,725
‎讓她再昏睡過去

815
00:55:51,805 --> 00:55:52,765
‎當然

816
00:55:53,365 --> 00:55:54,205
‎拜託…

817
00:55:54,605 --> 00:55:57,285
‎我求你不要這樣對我，求你了

818
00:56:04,565 --> 00:56:05,405
‎我靠！

819
00:56:08,085 --> 00:56:09,845
‎拜託不要！

820
00:56:10,045 --> 00:56:12,045
‎-不要…
‎-沒事的

821
00:56:17,165 --> 00:56:18,205
‎不要煩她

822
00:56:18,605 --> 00:56:19,525
‎不要煩她！

823
00:56:34,405 --> 00:56:35,565
‎救命啊

824
00:56:37,805 --> 00:56:39,365
‎-把這些東西弄走
‎-妳先停

825
00:56:39,445 --> 00:56:41,485
‎-好
‎-天啊

826
00:56:41,605 --> 00:56:42,845
‎打不開

827
00:56:42,925 --> 00:56:44,365
‎太堅固了

828
00:56:45,205 --> 00:56:46,125
‎妳先不要動

829
00:56:46,205 --> 00:56:49,325
‎各位天才，底下有釋放鈕

830
00:56:49,685 --> 00:56:50,565
‎什麼？

831
00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:58,525
‎好，快點

832
00:56:59,765 --> 00:57:02,565
‎來，我幫妳，我扶著妳

833
00:57:03,565 --> 00:57:04,605
‎妳們是誰？

834
00:57:04,965 --> 00:57:07,565
‎我是瑞秋，我說了我是大粉絲

835
00:57:07,645 --> 00:57:09,645
‎情話晚點再說，我們先走

836
00:57:09,725 --> 00:57:12,525
‎那玩意兒怎麼說話跟真的一樣？

837
00:57:12,885 --> 00:57:16,485
‎她們弄掉了限制器，所以我是妳
‎有妳全部的腦，我是全部的妳

838
00:57:16,565 --> 00:57:18,405
‎我不敢相信有兩個妳

839
00:57:18,965 --> 00:57:20,725
‎那玩意兒才不是全部的我

840
00:57:21,645 --> 00:57:22,645
‎我才是全部的我

841
00:57:22,725 --> 00:57:25,845
‎是嗎？我高中瘋狂暗戀雷恩西門斯

842
00:57:25,925 --> 00:57:28,845
‎但他完全沒興趣
‎所以我跟他弟弟史提維卿卿我我

843
00:57:28,925 --> 00:57:31,805
‎雖然他的牙套一直刮到我牙齒
‎其實史提維呢…

844
00:57:31,885 --> 00:57:33,365
‎-是我第一個男…
‎-拜託妳閉嘴

845
00:57:33,445 --> 00:57:36,485
‎而且我沒有對甲殼類動物過敏
‎我也恨凱薩琳阿姨

846
00:57:37,325 --> 00:57:38,445
‎凱薩琳阿姨

847
00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:40,725
‎天啊，我們必須阻止她

848
00:57:41,405 --> 00:57:43,005
‎阻止她做什麼？

849
00:57:43,325 --> 00:57:45,085
‎（永恆艾希莉）

850
00:57:45,165 --> 00:57:47,445
‎（現場娛樂的革命）

851
00:57:48,845 --> 00:57:49,685
‎好了嗎？

852
00:57:55,005 --> 00:57:58,045
‎各位先生女士，有請凱薩琳奧提茲

853
00:58:12,725 --> 00:58:16,485
‎歡迎各位先生女士
‎謝謝大家今天過來

854
00:58:16,805 --> 00:58:18,645
‎我們要介紹全新

855
00:58:18,725 --> 00:58:21,205
‎但卻也很熟悉的超級巨星

856
00:58:21,645 --> 00:58:23,285
‎快點，沒事

857
00:58:24,165 --> 00:58:26,125
‎怎麼了？走…

858
00:58:26,205 --> 00:58:27,805
‎不會有事的，我們走

859
00:58:28,685 --> 00:58:29,685
‎上車

860
00:58:33,245 --> 00:58:34,085
‎我靠

861
00:58:38,085 --> 00:58:41,645
‎不需要我告訴各位
‎在這個串流內容當道的現在

862
00:58:41,725 --> 00:58:46,525
‎現場巡演肯定是現今音樂業中
‎最有利可圖的一部分

863
00:58:47,125 --> 00:58:50,125
‎但是這六個月以來
‎當然啦，艾希莉她…

864
00:58:51,365 --> 00:58:54,005
‎可惜不克參加…

865
00:58:55,565 --> 00:58:56,445
‎直到今天

866
00:58:57,765 --> 00:59:03,045
‎各位先生女士，我們很榮幸要介紹
‎永恆艾希莉

867
00:59:13,725 --> 00:59:14,885
‎是不是很棒？

868
00:59:16,245 --> 00:59:17,645
‎永恆艾希莉

869
00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:23,285
‎是有史以來
‎最精確和多方位的全像表演者

870
00:59:23,365 --> 00:59:24,885
‎擬真…

871
00:59:25,365 --> 00:59:28,725
‎又可完全操控，還能夠秒換裝

872
00:59:29,245 --> 00:59:30,085
‎哇塞

873
00:59:37,445 --> 00:59:39,365
‎潔可，妳知道場館怎麼去嗎？

874
00:59:39,445 --> 00:59:40,965
‎-不知道
‎-我知道…

875
00:59:41,725 --> 00:59:42,885
‎她們知道

876
00:59:43,685 --> 00:59:44,845
‎等等，還不只這樣

877
00:59:45,925 --> 00:59:47,125
‎艾希莉同時呢…

878
00:59:47,685 --> 00:59:49,125
‎比例全可調

879
00:59:49,885 --> 00:59:51,925
‎我說比例全可調

880
00:59:52,645 --> 00:59:54,605
‎真的是完全任意可調

881
00:59:59,445 --> 01:00:01,845
‎坐得大老遠不用再瞇眼看了

882
01:00:01,925 --> 01:00:05,285
‎現在所有現場觀眾
‎都能擁有坐在第一排的享受

883
01:00:05,365 --> 01:00:07,325
‎場地再大都不怕

884
01:00:08,405 --> 01:00:09,565
‎最後…

885
01:00:10,885 --> 01:00:15,525
‎這種演出將讓現場的觀眾放下死手機

886
01:00:16,365 --> 01:00:19,045
‎抬頭張大嘴巴欣賞

887
01:00:20,405 --> 01:00:22,405
‎-得要闖紅燈
‎-我才不要闖紅燈

888
01:00:22,485 --> 01:00:24,485
‎-我可能被攔…好啦…
‎-快點！

889
01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,445
‎對不起…

890
01:00:31,525 --> 01:00:32,885
‎（警察）

891
01:00:35,805 --> 01:00:36,965
‎可惡，是警察

892
01:00:37,045 --> 01:00:38,845
‎我永遠考不到駕照了

893
01:00:39,965 --> 01:00:41,045
‎還有唷

894
01:00:41,485 --> 01:00:44,725
‎永恆艾希莉可以串流

895
01:00:45,845 --> 01:00:49,005
‎可以同時在好幾千個地點現身

896
01:00:49,085 --> 01:00:51,605
‎想像全國巡演

897
01:00:51,685 --> 01:00:54,045
‎全都在同一晚演出

898
01:00:54,965 --> 01:00:57,445
‎絕不喊累，永遠不生病

899
01:00:57,885 --> 01:01:00,885
‎音準絕對完美
‎每次都能帶來最佳演出

900
01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:02,445
‎這不是夢想

901
01:01:03,085 --> 01:01:03,925
‎這是事實

902
01:01:04,765 --> 01:01:06,285
‎但我已經說得夠多了

903
01:01:07,245 --> 01:01:09,565
‎讓我們掌聲歡迎永恆艾希莉

904
01:01:28,405 --> 01:01:30,165
‎掌聲加歡呼

905
01:01:52,285 --> 01:01:54,485
‎-就在那兒，看到沒？
‎-但我要怎麼進去？

906
01:01:54,565 --> 01:01:55,925
‎-後頭有門
‎-後頭有門

907
01:01:56,005 --> 01:01:57,405
‎好，一個一個說，拜託

908
01:01:57,485 --> 01:01:59,845
‎-我在這裡表演過八百萬次
‎-我也是

909
01:01:59,925 --> 01:02:01,165
‎那妳覺得音場怎麼樣？

910
01:02:01,245 --> 01:02:02,925
‎-天啊，有夠爛
‎-是不是？

911
01:02:03,005 --> 01:02:05,325
‎-各位，我是直接開過去嗎？
‎-嗯啊…

912
01:02:05,405 --> 01:02:07,205
‎這真是太酷了

913
01:02:27,965 --> 01:02:29,565
‎馬上給我下車…

914
01:02:30,485 --> 01:02:32,925
‎雙手舉高走出來
‎否則我們就開槍

915
01:02:33,845 --> 01:02:35,285
‎我不要死

916
01:02:35,365 --> 01:02:37,885
‎馬上給我下車！

917
01:02:38,325 --> 01:02:40,525
‎我不要死

918
01:02:49,445 --> 01:02:51,365
‎我不要死…

919
01:03:19,205 --> 01:03:20,565
‎死了

920
01:03:45,205 --> 01:03:46,365
‎好囉，各位

921
01:03:47,285 --> 01:03:49,645
‎下一首歌是寫我的爛阿姨

922
01:03:50,645 --> 01:03:53,445
‎金錢大神，為你赴湯蹈火，在所不惜

923
01:03:54,405 --> 01:03:58,125
‎金錢大神，只要你一句
‎要我做什麼都可以

924
01:03:58,605 --> 01:04:01,965
‎金錢大神，釘我上牆，我無處可逃

925
01:04:02,605 --> 01:04:05,565
‎金錢大神，我不想全拿
‎但你想一手包

926
01:04:05,645 --> 01:04:07,405
‎休想奪走

927
01:04:07,485 --> 01:04:08,365
‎對極了！

928
01:04:08,445 --> 01:04:09,645
‎休想奪走

929
01:04:09,965 --> 01:04:13,445
‎你休想從我身邊奪走

930
01:04:13,805 --> 01:04:15,525
‎休想奪走

931
01:04:15,605 --> 01:04:17,645
‎休想奪走

932
01:04:17,845 --> 01:04:21,165
‎你休想從我身邊奪走

933
01:04:21,885 --> 01:04:23,645
‎頭殼有洞

934
01:04:24,125 --> 01:04:25,765
‎靈魂醜陋

935
01:04:26,165 --> 01:04:29,405
‎我寧死也不要被你掌控

936
01:04:30,005 --> 01:04:31,525
‎頭殼有洞

937
01:04:31,885 --> 01:04:33,005
‎靈魂醜陋

938
01:04:33,085 --> 01:04:34,885
‎…老鼠跑出來，就會中招

939
01:04:35,365 --> 01:04:38,125
‎所以這個裝置的用處是…

940
01:04:39,645 --> 01:04:43,085
‎老大在上，只管磕頭

941
01:04:43,565 --> 01:04:47,405
‎你等著報應臨頭

942
01:04:47,485 --> 01:04:51,125
‎老大在上，只管磕頭

943
01:04:51,405 --> 01:04:55,085
‎你等著報應臨頭

944
01:04:55,165 --> 01:04:57,925
‎（今晚現場演出，野性艾希莉）

945
01:04:58,005 --> 01:04:58,965
‎難聽死了

946
01:05:01,085 --> 01:05:03,085
‎一、二、三、四！

947
01:05:03,565 --> 01:05:07,205
‎老大在上，只管磕頭

948
01:05:07,765 --> 01:05:11,405
‎你等著報應臨頭

949
01:05:11,645 --> 01:05:15,285
‎老大在上，只管磕頭

950
01:05:26,525 --> 01:05:29,565
‎金錢大神，為你赴湯蹈火，在所不惜

951
01:05:30,485 --> 01:05:34,365
‎金錢大神，只要你一句
‎要我做什麼都可以

952
01:05:34,485 --> 01:05:37,845
‎金錢大神，釘我上牆，我無處可逃

953
01:05:38,485 --> 01:05:41,565
‎金錢大神，我不想全拿
‎但你想一手包

954
01:05:41,805 --> 01:05:43,365
‎休想奪走

955
01:05:43,805 --> 01:05:45,805
‎休想奪走

956
01:05:45,885 --> 01:05:49,605
‎你休想從我身邊奪走

957
01:05:49,925 --> 01:05:51,685
‎頭殼有洞

958
01:05:52,165 --> 01:05:53,805
‎靈魂醜陋

959
01:05:54,045 --> 01:05:57,285
‎我寧死也不要被你掌控

960
01:05:57,965 --> 01:05:59,485
‎頭殼有洞

961
01:05:59,965 --> 01:06:01,605
‎靈魂醜陋

962
01:06:01,845 --> 01:06:05,485
‎我寧死也不要被你掌控

963
01:06:07,565 --> 01:06:11,005
‎老大在上，只管磕頭

964
01:06:11,445 --> 01:06:15,285
‎你等著報應臨頭

965
01:06:15,405 --> 01:06:19,045
‎老大在上，只管磕頭

966
01:06:19,325 --> 01:06:23,285
‎你等著報應臨頭

967
01:06:23,565 --> 01:06:27,005
‎老大在上，只管磕頭

968
01:06:27,445 --> 01:06:31,285
‎你等著報應臨頭

969
01:06:31,405 --> 01:06:35,045
‎老大在上，只管磕頭