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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎劇名：Striking Vipers

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‎（那一年夜店）

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‎妳好

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‎你好

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‎妳一個人啊？

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‎目前是

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‎真可惜，妳這樣的美女

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‎好喔

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‎真老套

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‎還是我請妳喝一杯賠罪？

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‎好啊

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‎酒保

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‎我點一杯琴霸克

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‎和一杯伏特加邊車

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‎何以見得我想喝伏特加邊車？

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‎或許我知道妳的喜好

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‎原來在這裡啊

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‎嘿

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‎來得正是時候

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‎-卡爾
‎-你好嗎，姑娘？這是黛西

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‎黛西，這是丹尼和緹歐

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‎-你們好
‎-小姐妳好

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‎他們是我跟妳說過的室友

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‎他們在一起只是為了
‎能分到公寓裡最大的房間

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‎真是這樣

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‎-都知道你們在幹嘛
‎-是這樣

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‎快下去跳舞

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‎來吧，女孩

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‎嘿

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‎剛才的角色扮演，在吧台裝不認識

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‎讓人家現在很想要

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‎趕快筆記

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‎我的寶貝很愛角色扮演

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‎那還假得了嗎

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‎你正好趕上

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‎我明天要上班耶

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‎去他的上班

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‎天啊

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‎擊倒勝

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‎可惡

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‎好囉

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‎再一場

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‎-不行啦，太晚了
‎-我說了算

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‎完了

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‎你看，他又選蘿希了

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‎你也連續二十場都用藍斯啊

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‎-你又在碎念了
‎-幫幫忙

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‎-場景選貓熊山嗎？
‎-山上很爛

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‎-晶瑩海灘？
‎-我們用大廟

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‎來囉

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‎準備被藍斯打得落花流水吧

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‎蘿希才會幹到你斷頭咧

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‎-這哪來的說法啊
‎-幹到你斷頭

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‎什麼跟什麼啊

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‎第一回合

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‎開打

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‎放開，來啊…

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‎放開啦

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‎沒中

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‎-你按錯了啦
‎-擒腳驚天摔

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‎擊倒勝

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‎完美

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‎你們把我吵醒了

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‎也太大聲了吧

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‎-要來一點嗎？
‎-寶貝

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‎你們小聲一點

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‎寶貝…

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‎（十一年後）

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‎壽星

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‎壽星

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‎妳好啊

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‎恭喜，是幾歲了？

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‎38歲

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‎-快40了
‎-是啊

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‎很快就要掛掉了呢

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‎一定的

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‎你見過賽門嗎？

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‎-應該沒有
‎-對，應該沒見過

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‎那好，賽門很愛騎車

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‎酷喔

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‎-很酷
‎-麥斯威爾,不能踢人家

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‎不要亂踢

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‎不好意思…

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‎所以你也騎機車還是只騎腳踏車？

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‎只騎腳踏車

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‎酷喔

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‎-換你做鬼
‎-泰勒，去外面玩

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‎抱歉

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‎-抱歉
‎-我來就好

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‎我來清

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‎有弄到身上嗎？

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‎妳不用動，沒關係，我來清

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‎卡爾

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‎-緹歐
‎-都多久沒看到你了

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‎不管多久，感覺都還更久

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‎黛西是在停車嗎？

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‎我和黛西已經沒在一起了

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‎-所以…
‎-天啊，對不起

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‎不會啦，其實不礙事

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‎我們分手都一年了吧

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‎完全狀況外

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‎我沒在用臉書，所以…

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‎對這種事常常說錯話

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‎真的沒事啦

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‎我們還是朋友，其實當朋友更好
‎非常成熟大人這樣

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‎那先進來吧

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‎-請進
‎-好喔

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‎-丹尼在後頭外面
‎-好喔

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‎不能用拳頭，也不能用腳踢喔

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‎-真是不好意思
‎-沒事

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‎好了

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‎去玩吧…

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‎可惡，怎麼焦了

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‎家常菜真是沒得比

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‎-你好啊
‎-怎麼啦？

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‎握手咧

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‎我的生活那裡有問題？

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‎-怕被我傳染喔？
‎-我操

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‎來抱一個

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‎好多了，發洩出來…

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‎你還是那個死樣子

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‎生日快樂

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‎絕了，你何時開始會用禮物袋了？

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‎店裡弄的啊

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‎要不要打開看看？

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‎《進擊的毒蛇》

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‎有X，《進擊的毒蛇X》

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‎昨天才出的最新遊戲

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‎我在店裡

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‎看到了就…

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‎天啊

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‎回憶湧上心頭呢

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‎上頭說需要虛擬實境配件

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‎我沒有那種東西

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‎你有啊

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‎不會吧…

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‎還真的咧

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‎這樣哪好意思…

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‎你今天過生日

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‎你就收下吧

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‎（TCKR系統）

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‎我說真的，包準你玩到瘋掉

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‎我在店裡試玩過

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‎他們示範給我看

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‎那五分鐘整個炸散了我的腦袋

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‎謝了，兄弟

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‎小事啦

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‎你的小朋友喔？

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‎-不是，那是麥斯威爾
‎-麥斯威爾

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‎-好了…
‎-是泰勒…

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‎學校的朋友

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‎要喝啤酒嗎？

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‎終於問了，我得救了

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‎讚啦

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‎謝謝你

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‎媽咪…

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‎緹歐,是用塑膠杯嗎？

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‎緹歐保持得很好

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‎好歹你們夫妻有一個還在上健身房

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‎你認真？

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‎我超認真的

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‎看你走路像是科學怪人

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‎我膝蓋壞掉以後就沒辦法健身了

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‎我不是用這個當藉口

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‎-只是…
‎-當然不是…

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‎你去死啦

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‎我有本錢偷懶

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‎我都成家了

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‎謝天謝地，不用再跑出去約會找對象

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‎老是要推銷自己，說得天花亂墜

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‎-這就像我的第二份工作
‎-可不能年輕一輩給比下去

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‎你是怎樣？每天一千個仰臥起坐？

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‎每天早上50下

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‎早上做50下啊？

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‎陰囊還除毛就對了？

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‎我敢說年輕男生會來這一套

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‎你真有除毛喔…你這噁心的…

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‎是啊，跟八號球一樣光亮

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‎就為了學人家把妹喔？

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‎我很可憐你

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‎-是啦
‎-真的

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‎想知道我之後要去哪兒嗎？

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‎我靠，還有哪裡要除毛嗎？

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‎我約了…

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‎瑪莉耶拉

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‎-瑪莉耶拉
‎-她做合音和主唱

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‎幫學校樂團？她才幾歲啊？

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‎29歲

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‎不對，是28歲

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‎你看，這也是她

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‎要跟大家分享一下嗎？

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‎你真好運

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‎搞不好唷

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‎你幹嘛？

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‎這是幹嘛？

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‎泰勒睡了嗎？

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‎我又得要讀那本死…

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‎馬卡魯故事書，他才讓我關燈

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‎“馬卡魯找到了鞋子”

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‎“‎<i>…</i>‎藏進樹木裡”

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‎我只能說呢

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‎馬卡魯對環境真是沒大沒小

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‎這個我來就好

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‎沒關係，我可以

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‎今天你生日，我來

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‎謝謝妳

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‎好喔

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‎我說呢…

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‎你早該跟我說卡爾和黛西分手了

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‎-他有說是誰先提分手嗎？
‎-我沒問

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‎我一直說他們倆在一起
‎絕對不會是好消息

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‎我好久沒看到他了

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‎一定是去年生日的事了吧

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‎一眨眼又過了一整年

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‎他和他手機裡那個女生是認真的嗎？

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‎我沒問

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‎男生真不會聊天

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‎你們兩個認識多久了啊？

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‎但也很難聊到這些事啊

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‎還不就是聊很表面的東西

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‎或是父母經

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‎這陣子很常聊到這個

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‎你們應該多聚聚

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‎是啦

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‎妳也知道

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00:14:09,285 --> 00:14:10,245
‎工作纏身囉

228
00:14:10,805 --> 00:14:11,845
‎我們又做爸媽了

229
00:14:12,725 --> 00:14:14,805
‎他在市區的大唱片公司做事
‎而我們…

230
00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:15,965
‎在這裡

231
00:14:16,325 --> 00:14:18,085
‎我們應該找他來吃晚飯

232
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:20,325
‎你可以做你拿手的辣肉醬

233
00:14:24,205 --> 00:14:25,045
‎當然

234
00:14:28,885 --> 00:14:30,565
‎餐具風險警告

235
00:14:30,645 --> 00:14:33,005
‎刀子尖的那一端要朝下放

236
00:14:33,085 --> 00:14:33,925
‎我知道

237
00:14:46,405 --> 00:14:48,325
‎妳看那個人長得很像羅德曼

238
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:51,205
‎-妳好嗎？
‎-很好啊

239
00:14:52,445 --> 00:14:53,285
‎羅德曼是…？

240
00:14:53,365 --> 00:14:54,845
‎丹尼斯羅德曼啊

241
00:15:01,805 --> 00:15:03,245
‎他打過籃球，對吧？

242
00:15:03,845 --> 00:15:04,685
‎對

243
00:15:05,725 --> 00:15:06,565
‎原來…

244
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:08,485
‎懂了

245
00:15:13,925 --> 00:15:16,525
‎應用程式說我們需要在一小時內做

246
00:15:16,685 --> 00:15:18,285
‎受孕機率最大

247
00:15:21,085 --> 00:15:23,685
‎我有點累，但我猜我們應該試試

248
00:15:25,965 --> 00:15:27,085
‎有做有機會囉

249
00:15:28,725 --> 00:15:31,245
‎才剛吃了那麼多，我可能沒辦法

250
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,045
‎但總是留得青山在囉

251
00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:37,885
‎那介意我先睡嗎？

252
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:41,965
‎不會

253
00:15:47,285 --> 00:15:48,285
‎愛你唷，寶貝

254
00:15:50,085 --> 00:15:51,125
‎我也愛妳

255
00:16:01,765 --> 00:16:02,765
‎哇靠

256
00:16:34,205 --> 00:16:37,085
‎（卡爾邀請你玩《進擊的毒蛇 X》）

257
00:16:43,765 --> 00:16:44,605
‎老兄

258
00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:47,285
‎還沒睡啊？要不要玩遊戲？

259
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:49,925
‎今晚算了啦，我…

260
00:16:50,005 --> 00:16:51,805
‎少來，你在玩什麼？

261
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:54,045
‎我猜一定是無聊到死的遊戲

262
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,005
‎好囉

263
00:16:55,085 --> 00:16:55,925
‎被你說中了

264
00:16:56,005 --> 00:16:57,965
‎好，拿我送你的體驗碟

265
00:16:58,045 --> 00:16:59,205
‎放進去加入吧

266
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,885
‎我說真的，超瘋狂

267
00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:06,085
‎你一定會被嚇呆
‎保證你會大到褲子上

268
00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:08,365
‎好，我要怎麼做？

269
00:17:08,805 --> 00:17:09,685
‎好喔…

270
00:17:09,765 --> 00:17:12,485
‎店裡的人有示範給我看
‎把遊戲晶片放進去

271
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:18,765
‎-好了
‎-然後把盒子裡的東西，黏上太陽穴

272
00:17:18,845 --> 00:17:19,965
‎左邊還是右邊？

273
00:17:20,405 --> 00:17:21,245
‎都可以

274
00:17:27,485 --> 00:17:28,485
‎-好了
‎-好

275
00:17:28,565 --> 00:17:30,885
‎現在按住遊戲手把的同步鈕

276
00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:33,005
‎沒反應啊

277
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:34,925
‎還沒選角色

278
00:17:35,005 --> 00:17:36,285
‎所以我要選…

279
00:17:37,445 --> 00:17:38,485
‎蘿希

280
00:17:39,405 --> 00:17:40,405
‎好喔

281
00:17:40,605 --> 00:17:42,005
‎那我要選誰呢？

282
00:17:42,605 --> 00:17:43,525
‎藍斯

283
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,765
‎管他的，就藍斯

284
00:17:44,845 --> 00:17:45,685
‎來吧

285
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:46,605
‎好

286
00:17:46,685 --> 00:17:47,725
‎勸你要先…

287
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,645
‎做好準備

288
00:17:50,205 --> 00:17:51,405
‎還準備咧，快點

289
00:17:51,845 --> 00:17:52,685
‎好了嗎？

290
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,205
‎-我好了
‎-三…

291
00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:56,565
‎二…

292
00:17:58,605 --> 00:17:59,565
‎一

293
00:18:10,205 --> 00:18:11,525
‎天啊

294
00:18:16,725 --> 00:18:17,965
‎也太扯了吧

295
00:18:20,805 --> 00:18:22,165
‎-這是…
‎-有

296
00:18:22,885 --> 00:18:23,725
‎丹尼

297
00:18:24,485 --> 00:18:26,125
‎就說要做好準備了吧

298
00:18:27,525 --> 00:18:28,405
‎卡爾？

299
00:18:30,005 --> 00:18:31,805
‎這很扯吧

300
00:18:37,685 --> 00:18:39,845
‎感覺很實在

301
00:18:39,965 --> 00:18:41,965
‎你以為你的胸肌很厲害啊？

302
00:18:43,085 --> 00:18:44,245
‎看看我這兩顆

303
00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:47,845
‎-這真是…
‎-就是說啊

304
00:18:48,925 --> 00:18:49,805
‎膝蓋怎麼樣？

305
00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:56,125
‎好得很

306
00:19:01,325 --> 00:19:04,605
‎在遊戲裡能做到一大堆
‎現實世界做不到的事

307
00:19:06,685 --> 00:19:08,765
‎夠了，少來美國隊長那一套

308
00:19:10,005 --> 00:19:12,325
‎-要來打一場了嗎？
‎-我好了

309
00:19:13,725 --> 00:19:15,085
‎第一回合

310
00:19:15,525 --> 00:19:16,525
‎開打

311
00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:20,525
‎等等

312
00:19:21,045 --> 00:19:22,045
‎這打下去會痛嗎？

313
00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:24,245
‎這個遊戲仿真所有的生理感受

314
00:19:24,325 --> 00:19:25,365
‎所以是會不會痛？

315
00:19:25,925 --> 00:19:26,925
‎會痛耶

316
00:19:32,925 --> 00:19:33,805
‎打臉掌

317
00:19:43,565 --> 00:19:45,045
‎我要打爆你

318
00:19:46,405 --> 00:19:47,405
‎雷霆蓋頂拳

319
00:19:49,845 --> 00:19:50,685
‎旋轉大車輪

320
00:19:54,565 --> 00:19:56,125
‎你才這麼一點本事啊？

321
00:19:57,885 --> 00:19:59,205
‎要死了

322
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,565
‎安啦，重置之後，毫髮無傷

323
00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:04,245
‎這真是亂搞

324
00:20:04,325 --> 00:20:05,485
‎第二回合

325
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:06,885
‎等一下

326
00:20:06,965 --> 00:20:08,285
‎-開打
‎-可惡，我都生疏了

327
00:20:09,525 --> 00:20:11,405
‎我甚至記不得這個角色的招數

328
00:20:11,485 --> 00:20:13,125
‎得了吧，學過了就不會忘記

329
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,405
‎看吧？擋得好

330
00:20:18,165 --> 00:20:19,005
‎謝了

331
00:20:22,285 --> 00:20:23,525
‎上鉤碎骨拳

332
00:20:24,925 --> 00:20:26,325
‎擒腳驚天摔

333
00:20:27,365 --> 00:20:28,885
‎掃堂龍捲風

334
00:21:22,645 --> 00:21:25,725
‎不對…

335
00:21:29,805 --> 00:21:32,725
‎我要怎麼出去…？

336
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:34,405
‎退出遊戲

337
00:21:34,485 --> 00:21:35,485
‎（卡爾已離開遊戲）

338
00:21:38,485 --> 00:21:40,805
‎退出…退出遊戲

339
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:44,965
‎完了

340
00:21:51,405 --> 00:21:52,485
‎見鬼了

341
00:22:24,005 --> 00:22:25,005
‎唉唷

342
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,325
‎怎麼升旗了？

343
00:23:20,405 --> 00:23:21,445
‎我叫的車來了

344
00:23:24,205 --> 00:23:25,405
‎晚安囉，小傢伙

345
00:23:25,565 --> 00:23:26,445
‎晚安

346
00:23:26,765 --> 00:23:28,445
‎幫我照顧爹地囉？

347
00:23:28,685 --> 00:23:29,645
‎好

348
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,845
‎我不確定什麼時候回來

349
00:23:34,485 --> 00:23:36,885
‎-要看交通狀況吧
‎-妳好好玩囉

350
00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:42,045
‎（輪鞋俱樂部）

351
00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:43,165
‎（總分冠軍：KRL）

352
00:23:43,245 --> 00:23:44,645
‎銀河異境

353
00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:49,525
‎銀河異境

354
00:23:58,245 --> 00:24:00,685
‎“…把鞋子放進樹裡”…

355
00:24:00,765 --> 00:24:01,725
‎很好

356
00:24:02,405 --> 00:24:05,045
‎“光亮的那一面像是溜滑梯”…

357
00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:07,325
‎“他開心地滑下去”…

358
00:24:08,005 --> 00:24:09,805
‎“他鋪上葉子遮住”…

359
00:24:11,445 --> 00:24:12,805
‎遊戲結束

360
00:24:25,325 --> 00:24:26,485
‎（卡爾上線）

361
00:24:31,965 --> 00:24:33,925
‎（卡爾邀請你玩《進擊的毒蛇 X》）

362
00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:41,485
‎你在嗎？

363
00:24:43,005 --> 00:24:44,845
‎我不能玩太久…

364
00:24:44,925 --> 00:24:46,765
‎-當然，我也一樣
‎-我跟你說…

365
00:24:48,605 --> 00:24:50,525
‎我們上次玩的時候，我喝醉了

366
00:24:51,165 --> 00:24:52,005
‎因為生日派對

367
00:24:52,685 --> 00:24:53,605
‎我也是

368
00:24:55,685 --> 00:24:56,525
‎那就好

369
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,005
‎好囉

370
00:25:01,205 --> 00:25:02,405
‎這樣真的很好…

371
00:25:03,605 --> 00:25:06,085
‎-能玩到認真的遊戲
‎-還認真的遊戲咧

372
00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:09,405
‎認真的遊戲

373
00:25:11,645 --> 00:25:12,485
‎來囉

374
00:25:21,245 --> 00:25:23,405
‎看我不痛扁你，王八蛋

375
00:25:24,725 --> 00:25:25,565
‎是嗎？

376
00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:26,885
‎那妳可得要試試看

377
00:25:26,965 --> 00:25:28,045
‎第一回合

378
00:25:28,765 --> 00:25:29,805
‎開打

379
00:26:03,685 --> 00:26:06,685
‎別走，不要啦

380
00:26:10,045 --> 00:26:11,405
‎（傑里科科拉酒吧）

381
00:26:11,485 --> 00:26:12,485
‎聽得到嗎？

382
00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:15,685
‎現在聽得到嗎？

383
00:26:16,885 --> 00:26:18,405
‎你是司機，對吧？

384
00:26:19,485 --> 00:26:21,525
‎對，我在酒吧外頭

385
00:26:22,925 --> 00:26:23,885
‎酒吧

386
00:27:14,605 --> 00:27:15,445
‎所以呢…

387
00:27:16,525 --> 00:27:18,245
‎我猜我們是同性戀了

388
00:27:24,205 --> 00:27:25,045
‎我是開玩笑的

389
00:27:27,405 --> 00:27:28,925
‎感覺不像是同性戀

390
00:27:34,325 --> 00:27:35,525
‎-怎麼了？
‎-要死了

391
00:27:36,085 --> 00:27:36,925
‎退出遊戲

392
00:27:40,445 --> 00:27:41,285
‎幹嘛？

393
00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:44,805
‎-你不是在睡覺嗎？
‎-我口渴

394
00:27:48,885 --> 00:27:49,765
‎你口渴啊？

395
00:27:51,845 --> 00:27:56,965
‎（抱歉中離，泰勒睡醒，踢我小腿）

396
00:28:37,205 --> 00:28:38,605
‎-吃完了嗎？
‎-對

397
00:28:38,685 --> 00:28:39,845
‎對什麼？

398
00:28:39,925 --> 00:28:41,045
‎對，謝謝你

399
00:28:41,925 --> 00:28:42,765
‎去吧

400
00:28:47,765 --> 00:28:48,885
‎媽

401
00:28:49,885 --> 00:28:51,165
‎小傢伙

402
00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:59,365
‎看妳應該需要來杯咖啡

403
00:29:01,525 --> 00:29:04,005
‎感覺像是有條狗死在我的腦袋裡

404
00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,765
‎妳不該喝酒的

405
00:29:08,885 --> 00:29:11,765
‎想說月經遲到，也希望真是這樣

406
00:29:12,805 --> 00:29:14,885
‎結果我出門時月經來了

407
00:29:18,045 --> 00:29:19,205
‎想說管他的，就喝吧

408
00:29:20,885 --> 00:29:22,125
‎我很遺憾

409
00:29:24,765 --> 00:29:25,805
‎下次囉

410
00:29:42,045 --> 00:29:44,845
‎再來是演化的印記

411
00:29:45,245 --> 00:29:47,405
‎你們看到的…

412
00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:56,805
‎程序開始前請先用水沖過碗盤

413
00:30:24,285 --> 00:30:25,445
‎第一回合

414
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,165
‎開打

415
00:30:27,245 --> 00:30:28,645
‎（開打）

416
00:31:33,365 --> 00:31:34,805
‎對不起，寶貝

417
00:31:36,005 --> 00:31:38,005
‎我只是累了

418
00:32:35,365 --> 00:32:36,285
‎好喔

419
00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:39,205
‎我知道你在想事情

420
00:32:39,605 --> 00:32:40,485
‎怎麼了？

421
00:32:44,285 --> 00:32:45,325
‎那是什麼感覺？

422
00:32:47,485 --> 00:32:48,445
‎我是說…

423
00:32:48,605 --> 00:32:49,525
‎感覺

424
00:32:50,725 --> 00:32:52,685
‎就是在女人的身體裡，但其實…

425
00:32:54,445 --> 00:32:55,405
‎瘋狂

426
00:32:59,005 --> 00:33:01,605
‎超瘋狂的

427
00:33:02,965 --> 00:33:03,805
‎說來呢…

428
00:33:04,645 --> 00:33:05,525
‎很不一樣

429
00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:07,005
‎比如說…

430
00:33:07,645 --> 00:33:08,885
‎生理上…

431
00:33:09,445 --> 00:33:11,605
‎生理上的感覺更…

432
00:33:14,805 --> 00:33:16,085
‎更滿足

433
00:33:18,085 --> 00:33:20,165
‎我不是很會解釋

434
00:33:20,485 --> 00:33:22,845
‎原本像是吉他獨奏

435
00:33:23,325 --> 00:33:26,845
‎但現在像是整個管弦樂團演奏

436
00:33:28,285 --> 00:33:30,045
‎但旋律基本上差不多一樣

437
00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:32,165
‎但拍子不一樣

438
00:33:32,245 --> 00:33:33,085
‎是啦

439
00:33:33,285 --> 00:33:35,565
‎被妳這樣一比喻整個都爛掉了

440
00:33:36,045 --> 00:33:37,165
‎去你的

441
00:34:10,485 --> 00:34:12,605
‎不對…你注意聽，先生

442
00:34:13,805 --> 00:34:14,925
‎聽話

443
00:34:43,565 --> 00:34:46,485
‎（緹歐：今晚找了保姆，香一個）

444
00:34:48,325 --> 00:34:50,125
‎（為什麼？）

445
00:34:56,725 --> 00:34:59,285
‎（結婚週年紀念日）

446
00:34:59,405 --> 00:35:00,685
‎（拜你所賜）

447
00:35:02,565 --> 00:35:03,765
‎糗了

448
00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:10,925
‎（卡爾）

449
00:35:14,245 --> 00:35:17,525
‎（今晚沒辦法
‎結婚週年紀念日，抱歉， 香一個）

450
00:35:20,845 --> 00:35:22,565
‎（結婚週年紀念日，抱歉)

451
00:35:22,645 --> 00:35:24,285
‎（…香一個)

452
00:35:32,285 --> 00:35:33,485
‎（丹尼：今晚沒辦法）

453
00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:35,245
‎（結婚週年紀念日，抱歉）

454
00:35:56,365 --> 00:35:58,365
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

455
00:35:58,965 --> 00:35:59,965
‎我可以…

456
00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:02,965
‎可以嗎？

457
00:36:03,045 --> 00:36:05,245
‎想說能不能請妳喝一杯

458
00:36:08,765 --> 00:36:09,605
‎不好意思

459
00:36:11,645 --> 00:36:13,085
‎-天啊
‎-是啊

460
00:36:13,725 --> 00:36:14,845
‎真是抱歉

461
00:36:15,405 --> 00:36:16,285
‎不用抱歉

462
00:36:16,605 --> 00:36:17,565
‎我說真的

463
00:36:18,805 --> 00:36:19,885
‎我也是說真的

464
00:36:22,765 --> 00:36:23,885
‎那就不打擾了

465
00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:26,965
‎抱歉

466
00:36:35,045 --> 00:36:35,885
‎嘿

467
00:36:40,445 --> 00:36:42,645
‎-吃得還喜歡嗎？
‎-很棒，謝謝你

468
00:36:45,325 --> 00:36:46,805
‎點心馬上到

469
00:36:52,685 --> 00:36:53,845
‎很好吃呢

470
00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:06,245
‎我說你呢…

471
00:37:07,445 --> 00:37:09,525
‎有時候你會跑掉

472
00:37:10,285 --> 00:37:12,925
‎-什麼意思？
‎-躲進你的小宇宙

473
00:37:14,005 --> 00:37:15,445
‎你跑進心事裡頭

474
00:37:16,085 --> 00:37:17,405
‎把我留在外頭

475
00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:22,045
‎你還在嗎？

476
00:37:23,725 --> 00:37:24,725
‎當然在

477
00:37:25,405 --> 00:37:27,685
‎那好，所以是怎麼了？

478
00:37:28,565 --> 00:37:29,405
‎沒事

479
00:37:32,085 --> 00:37:33,765
‎我們好幾週都沒做了

480
00:37:34,725 --> 00:37:36,245
‎我最近很累

481
00:37:37,485 --> 00:37:38,765
‎我們想要試著再生一個

482
00:37:38,845 --> 00:37:40,445
‎-我們是在嘗試啊
‎-並沒有

483
00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:42,965
‎我懷孕也要你幹我才行啊，丹尼

484
00:37:43,045 --> 00:37:43,885
‎要死了

485
00:37:46,005 --> 00:37:47,325
‎不是我不想要

486
00:37:49,085 --> 00:37:51,245
‎我說了我最近很累

487
00:37:52,405 --> 00:37:53,365
‎我很抱歉

488
00:37:55,685 --> 00:37:57,285
‎但是不是出了什麼事？

489
00:37:57,365 --> 00:37:59,365
‎-出了什麼事？
‎-這是我剛才說的話

490
00:38:00,805 --> 00:38:02,165
‎沒有出什麼事

491
00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:07,445
‎所以是怎麼了？

492
00:38:10,085 --> 00:38:10,965
‎是因為我嗎？

493
00:38:11,045 --> 00:38:11,885
‎不是

494
00:38:12,085 --> 00:38:14,045
‎你都不碰我了

495
00:38:14,245 --> 00:38:16,805
‎-緹歐...
‎-甚至不親我

496
00:38:17,685 --> 00:38:19,645
‎那些小動作都沒了

497
00:38:20,885 --> 00:38:22,085
‎捏我的肩膀

498
00:38:22,605 --> 00:38:24,805
‎在廚房裡跟我錯身會摸我的背

499
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,525
‎-緹歐...
‎-連那樣都沒有

500
00:38:27,525 --> 00:38:28,885
‎你還想要我嗎？

501
00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:31,765
‎-我一直都要妳啊
‎-不是，你知道我的意思

502
00:38:31,845 --> 00:38:35,165
‎我是說我，我這個人，性愛

503
00:38:47,485 --> 00:38:49,805
‎我知道我的姿色不比以前

504
00:38:50,205 --> 00:38:51,885
‎生了泰勒之後身材也走樣了

505
00:38:51,965 --> 00:38:52,805
‎不要那樣說

506
00:38:54,885 --> 00:38:56,165
‎你有小三嗎？

507
00:38:58,165 --> 00:38:59,085
‎沒有啊

508
00:39:01,245 --> 00:39:02,085
‎沒有

509
00:39:03,685 --> 00:39:06,445
‎那你為什麼不要我
‎你以前都會主動要我的

510
00:39:11,605 --> 00:39:12,565
‎抱歉

511
00:39:14,005 --> 00:39:16,125
‎我知道這很無趣

512
00:39:16,605 --> 00:39:17,765
‎家庭生活

513
00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:21,845
‎鬼咧，我也覺得無趣啊

514
00:39:23,885 --> 00:39:25,045
‎但我很忠實

515
00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:28,525
‎對家裡和對你都很忠實

516
00:39:29,725 --> 00:39:32,405
‎天知道若我想要
‎我出去愛怎麼玩都可以

517
00:39:33,085 --> 00:39:35,085
‎你以為我沒有做出犧牲？

518
00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:37,165
‎我沒有委屈過自己？

519
00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:42,085
‎剛才在吧台有個男的搭訕我

520
00:39:42,165 --> 00:39:45,885
‎我何嘗不想跟他刺激一下
‎享受一下熱情？

521
00:39:46,605 --> 00:39:48,685
‎但是當然要拒絕

522
00:39:48,765 --> 00:39:49,885
‎這就是…

523
00:39:50,765 --> 00:39:53,365
‎經營一段關係的責任
‎要去拒絕所有的誘惑

524
00:39:56,005 --> 00:39:58,325
‎因為承諾過，所以一概拒絕

525
00:40:00,845 --> 00:40:02,525
‎承諾就是這麼一回事

526
00:40:05,685 --> 00:40:07,845
‎天啊，如果真的有什麼，我…

527
00:40:08,845 --> 00:40:09,965
‎我只是想要知道

528
00:40:10,765 --> 00:40:12,725
‎反正就看著辦要怎麼處理

529
00:40:13,485 --> 00:40:14,605
‎但我得要知道真相

530
00:40:21,965 --> 00:40:23,525
‎真的沒事

531
00:40:25,885 --> 00:40:26,845
‎我保證

532
00:40:29,765 --> 00:40:30,885
‎我發誓

533
00:40:37,405 --> 00:40:39,685
‎一份巧克力炸彈

534
00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,565
‎兩根湯匙

535
00:40:43,685 --> 00:40:44,565
‎請慢用

536
00:40:47,005 --> 00:40:47,885
‎就是這樣

537
00:40:48,725 --> 00:40:49,645
‎很舒服

538
00:41:01,645 --> 00:41:02,525
‎對不起

539
00:41:06,445 --> 00:41:08,005
‎我射不出來

540
00:41:11,045 --> 00:41:12,965
‎你又在擔心工作了啊？

541
00:41:15,565 --> 00:41:16,565
‎應該吧

542
00:41:19,165 --> 00:41:20,005
‎好吧

543
00:41:26,325 --> 00:41:27,925
‎介意我自己幫自己嗎？

544
00:41:53,045 --> 00:41:55,365
‎（卡爾上線）

545
00:42:27,805 --> 00:42:30,685
‎（卡爾：你在哪裡？）

546
00:42:45,565 --> 00:42:47,365
‎-不好意思
‎-沒關係

547
00:42:47,445 --> 00:42:48,445
‎重要電話

548
00:42:49,805 --> 00:42:50,725
‎喂？

549
00:42:52,365 --> 00:42:53,205
‎嘿

550
00:42:56,045 --> 00:42:59,485
‎-什麼意思？
‎-意思是我不能再這樣繼續下去

551
00:42:59,685 --> 00:43:00,805
‎這樣對緹歐不公平

552
00:43:00,885 --> 00:43:03,725
‎但這又不是外遇

553
00:43:03,805 --> 00:43:06,525
‎又不是真的，這像是…看Ａ片…

554
00:43:06,965 --> 00:43:07,805
‎之類的

555
00:43:07,885 --> 00:43:09,925
‎得了吧，你知道這樣不對

556
00:43:10,485 --> 00:43:12,085
‎我得要替緹歐著想

557
00:43:12,245 --> 00:43:13,285
‎好吧，但是…

558
00:43:13,605 --> 00:43:16,045
‎我們不用完全斷掉，要不就…

559
00:43:17,405 --> 00:43:18,725
‎每個月的第一個週日？

560
00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:20,765
‎-不行
‎-就偶爾一下

561
00:43:20,845 --> 00:43:21,685
‎卡爾

562
00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:23,445
‎這必須停止，斷得乾乾淨淨

563
00:43:23,525 --> 00:43:26,485
‎幹嘛這樣，你明明知道這超爽的

564
00:43:26,565 --> 00:43:27,645
‎我要掛電話了

565
00:43:28,965 --> 00:43:29,805
‎對不起

566
00:43:30,245 --> 00:43:31,125
‎丹尼

567
00:43:31,725 --> 00:43:32,645
‎再見

568
00:43:33,605 --> 00:43:34,525
‎丹尼

569
00:43:56,685 --> 00:43:58,725
‎（七個月後）

570
00:44:12,285 --> 00:44:13,285
‎好囉

571
00:44:13,365 --> 00:44:15,285
‎現在我要越過你，準備好了嗎？

572
00:44:15,845 --> 00:44:16,685
‎開始

573
00:44:23,365 --> 00:44:24,205
‎你贏了

574
00:44:52,885 --> 00:44:54,965
‎他睡著了

575
00:44:55,045 --> 00:44:57,285
‎馬卡魯又找到鞋子啦？

576
00:44:57,365 --> 00:44:58,685
‎還放在樹裡面

577
00:45:06,005 --> 00:45:07,645
‎生日快樂

578
00:45:08,565 --> 00:45:11,125
‎抱歉，算不上什麼，我不能往外跑

579
00:45:11,205 --> 00:45:13,365
‎這完全就是我要的禮物啊

580
00:45:14,405 --> 00:45:15,405
‎謝謝妳

581
00:45:17,085 --> 00:45:19,165
‎-很香耶
‎-是啊…

582
00:45:19,245 --> 00:45:21,685
‎算是你愛的甜菜根穴居人料理

583
00:45:21,765 --> 00:45:23,845
‎是啊，好大一份

584
00:45:23,925 --> 00:45:25,925
‎-是啊
‎-妳又犯餓了啊？

585
00:45:28,085 --> 00:45:29,925
‎-晚上有三個人吃飯
‎-我知道…

586
00:45:30,005 --> 00:45:32,085
‎-所以我才那樣說
‎-我是說三個大人

587
00:45:32,845 --> 00:45:33,965
‎我邀請卡爾過來

588
00:45:35,765 --> 00:45:36,805
‎驚喜

589
00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:40,325
‎卡爾？

590
00:45:40,445 --> 00:45:43,365
‎是啊，去年你說你難得看到他

591
00:45:43,445 --> 00:45:46,005
‎在我們辦的烤肉會上
‎你又沒好好跟他說到話

592
00:45:46,085 --> 00:45:47,645
‎所以我上週寄電郵給他

593
00:45:48,685 --> 00:45:49,885
‎那他怎麼說？

594
00:45:50,285 --> 00:45:52,165
‎他說他很期待啊

595
00:45:56,405 --> 00:45:57,765
‎說人人到

596
00:46:06,085 --> 00:46:08,405
‎天啊，還記得那個瘋子嗎？

597
00:46:08,485 --> 00:46:11,005
‎住在我們樓下的那個人

598
00:46:11,085 --> 00:46:13,965
‎我們放音樂他還會敲天花板

599
00:46:14,045 --> 00:46:16,245
‎但他也有理啦，因為我們很吵

600
00:46:20,485 --> 00:46:22,565
‎寶貝，記得你那次帶了搖頭丸回來

601
00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:26,085
‎硬要大家吃

602
00:46:26,165 --> 00:46:28,245
‎我隔天還得去上班呢

603
00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:32,765
‎我猜是我們那時還年輕囉

604
00:46:35,725 --> 00:46:39,125
‎現在喝白蘭地吃點心
‎就是最狂的事了

605
00:46:41,325 --> 00:46:43,845
‎說到點心，應該差不多好了

606
00:46:54,605 --> 00:46:56,005
‎你他媽這是在幹嘛？

607
00:46:57,445 --> 00:46:58,285
‎吃東西而已

608
00:46:58,605 --> 00:47:00,445
‎我不是說這個

609
00:47:01,005 --> 00:47:02,245
‎你他媽幹嘛要來？

610
00:47:02,325 --> 00:47:04,205
‎她邀請我過來，你要我說什麼？

611
00:47:04,285 --> 00:47:05,525
‎-找藉口推辭
‎-什麼藉口？

612
00:47:05,605 --> 00:47:07,045
‎什麼藉口都好啊

613
00:47:09,405 --> 00:47:11,405
‎怎麼，我是前妻啊？

614
00:47:11,485 --> 00:47:13,365
‎這樣太奇怪了啦

615
00:47:14,445 --> 00:47:16,125
‎真他媽的太怪了

616
00:47:24,365 --> 00:47:26,005
‎我告訴你什麼才奇怪

617
00:47:32,085 --> 00:47:33,205
‎那種感覺無與倫比

618
00:47:34,445 --> 00:47:35,365
‎對吧？

619
00:47:37,085 --> 00:47:38,645
‎我試過找替代品

620
00:47:40,405 --> 00:47:41,245
‎我真的試過

621
00:47:42,325 --> 00:47:45,205
‎我還試過幹電腦控制的角色，爛透了

622
00:47:45,285 --> 00:47:46,885
‎-閉嘴
‎-那像是充氣娃娃

623
00:47:46,965 --> 00:47:49,845
‎沒有寫進做愛的程式
‎就只是躺在那兒

624
00:47:51,685 --> 00:47:53,245
‎我也跟真的玩家試過

625
00:47:54,685 --> 00:47:56,885
‎其他人控制的藍斯

626
00:47:57,845 --> 00:48:00,805
‎有個荷蘭的傢伙還算有個三分樣

627
00:48:00,885 --> 00:48:03,045
‎只要我不去想他的口音

628
00:48:03,405 --> 00:48:06,165
‎但是感覺不到位

629
00:48:07,805 --> 00:48:10,485
‎不像是你和我在遊戲裡的感覺

630
00:48:12,885 --> 00:48:14,125
‎別說了

631
00:48:14,645 --> 00:48:16,045
‎我什麼都試過了

632
00:48:18,085 --> 00:48:22,125
‎我試過跟不同的男女玩家
‎搞三匹、四匹

633
00:48:22,205 --> 00:48:23,205
‎能想到的我都試過了

634
00:48:23,485 --> 00:48:26,605
‎我甚至還幹了那個北極熊角色

635
00:48:29,805 --> 00:48:31,285
‎我跟北極熊幹耶

636
00:48:32,125 --> 00:48:33,805
‎但我滿腦子依然還是你

637
00:48:33,885 --> 00:48:34,885
‎我幫不了你

638
00:48:34,965 --> 00:48:36,365
‎你想要再幹一次蘿希

639
00:48:36,445 --> 00:48:37,525
‎-我沒有
‎-你就是有

640
00:48:38,685 --> 00:48:41,005
‎-這…
‎-我這輩子最棒的性愛

641
00:48:42,485 --> 00:48:45,285
‎也是你這輩子最棒的性愛
‎完全是不同的境界

642
00:48:48,045 --> 00:48:49,285
‎你想想看

643
00:48:51,125 --> 00:48:52,365
‎想想她

644
00:48:53,965 --> 00:48:55,085
‎蘿希

645
00:48:56,165 --> 00:48:57,405
‎抱著她

646
00:48:59,285 --> 00:49:01,685
‎-我溫熱的肌膚貼著你的肌膚
‎-拜託你

647
00:49:01,765 --> 00:49:04,045
‎她又緊又濕的陰道

648
00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:06,765
‎-你很機車耶
‎-因為你今天午夜會上線

649
00:49:07,485 --> 00:49:10,365
‎就這最後一次
‎你知道你要這最後一次

650
00:49:11,085 --> 00:49:11,925
‎我操

651
00:49:15,845 --> 00:49:17,285
‎你們幹嘛啊？

652
00:49:20,565 --> 00:49:22,325
‎-亂說
‎-亂說

653
00:49:23,285 --> 00:49:24,445
‎看起來很好吃

654
00:49:27,205 --> 00:49:28,285
‎寶貝，你的盤子

655
00:49:35,485 --> 00:49:36,925
‎那是妳做的提拉米蘇嗎？

656
00:49:37,885 --> 00:49:39,085
‎如假包換

657
00:49:39,605 --> 00:49:40,725
‎舉世聞名的

658
00:49:41,445 --> 00:49:42,845
‎見到你真好

659
00:49:51,085 --> 00:49:52,165
‎生日快樂

660
00:49:52,725 --> 00:49:54,485
‎-見到你真好
‎-是啊

661
00:49:54,565 --> 00:49:55,445
‎彼此彼此

662
00:49:55,965 --> 00:49:57,245
‎你們抱一下會死喔

663
00:50:00,005 --> 00:50:02,005
‎男人真的很放不開

664
00:50:03,045 --> 00:50:04,325
‎午夜見

665
00:50:10,165 --> 00:50:11,685
‎-再見囉
‎-晚安

666
00:51:48,205 --> 00:51:49,485
‎我愛這樣

667
00:51:56,965 --> 00:51:58,245
‎我愛你

668
00:52:05,765 --> 00:52:06,605
‎不對

669
00:52:09,045 --> 00:52:09,885
‎不對

670
00:52:12,085 --> 00:52:14,205
‎不對！

671
00:52:20,125 --> 00:52:21,485
‎我不知道怎麼會冒出那句話

672
00:52:23,205 --> 00:52:24,805
‎這樣下去是要往哪裡走？

673
00:52:33,045 --> 00:52:34,445
‎你也有感覺

674
00:52:35,445 --> 00:52:36,285
‎說出來吧

675
00:52:38,765 --> 00:52:39,605
‎說啊

676
00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:43,445
‎妳他媽是要怎樣？

677
00:52:46,045 --> 00:52:47,485
‎這要怎麼結束？

678
00:52:48,325 --> 00:52:49,605
‎誰說一定要結束？

679
00:52:50,965 --> 00:52:51,805
‎誰說的？

680
00:52:56,645 --> 00:52:57,485
‎我操！

681
00:53:08,885 --> 00:53:10,405
‎記得那一年夜店嗎？

682
00:53:11,005 --> 00:53:12,965
‎-丹尼...
‎-以前我們常去的那一家？

683
00:53:13,045 --> 00:53:14,245
‎當然記得，幹嘛？

684
00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:15,525
‎後頭的停車場

685
00:53:16,285 --> 00:53:17,685
‎三十分鐘後在那兒見

686
00:53:19,965 --> 00:53:20,885
‎退出遊戲

687
00:53:26,605 --> 00:53:30,765
‎（那一年夜店）

688
00:54:01,685 --> 00:54:03,565
‎-來吧
‎-我們不是要打一場

689
00:54:04,845 --> 00:54:05,765
‎我們要接吻

690
00:54:06,685 --> 00:54:07,925
‎-接吻？
‎-就是…

691
00:54:08,725 --> 00:54:09,565
‎接吻啊

692
00:54:10,285 --> 00:54:11,765
‎這是唯一的方法，我們要確定

693
00:54:12,365 --> 00:54:13,205
‎不要

694
00:54:13,405 --> 00:54:14,765
‎如果有天雷勾動地火的感覺

695
00:54:15,565 --> 00:54:17,165
‎那就…好吧

696
00:54:17,245 --> 00:54:18,965
‎我們真的是同性戀

697
00:54:19,525 --> 00:54:22,005
‎都好，起碼我們有憑有據

698
00:54:23,645 --> 00:54:24,925
‎所以我們就來接吻吧

699
00:54:26,885 --> 00:54:27,765
‎好吧

700
00:54:32,205 --> 00:54:34,445
‎-我都說好了
‎-我在醞釀啊

701
00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:39,085
‎-要我主動嗎？
‎-我不知道

702
00:54:42,365 --> 00:54:43,285
‎你主動

703
00:54:45,285 --> 00:54:46,125
‎好吧

704
00:54:54,205 --> 00:54:55,085
‎你好了嗎？

705
00:54:57,405 --> 00:54:59,085
‎你他媽親我就對了啦

706
00:55:19,285 --> 00:55:20,125
‎沒有

707
00:55:21,005 --> 00:55:21,885
‎完全沒感覺

708
00:55:24,485 --> 00:55:25,525
‎我也沒感覺

709
00:55:30,485 --> 00:55:31,485
‎那就解決了

710
00:55:43,245 --> 00:55:45,525
‎-你知道這跟玩遊戲不一樣啊
‎-不對！

711
00:55:45,885 --> 00:55:47,485
‎你不要再想那檔子事了啦

712
00:55:47,565 --> 00:55:48,925
‎-就忘不掉啊
‎-不對！

713
00:55:49,005 --> 00:55:50,205
‎深深烙印在這裡

714
00:55:50,285 --> 00:55:52,165
‎-我操！
‎-深深烙印在這裡

715
00:55:52,245 --> 00:55:54,085
‎-我知道，你也知道
‎-嘿…

716
00:55:55,365 --> 00:55:56,685
‎烙印進去了啊？

717
00:55:56,765 --> 00:55:59,085
‎-那要不要這樣弄出來？
‎-不要碰我喔

718
00:55:59,165 --> 00:56:00,805
‎你是漢子嗎？你要怎麼辦？

719
00:56:00,885 --> 00:56:02,565
‎-不要推我
‎-不然你要怎樣？

720
00:56:05,325 --> 00:56:06,165
‎來就來

721
00:56:09,045 --> 00:56:10,005
‎住手

722
00:56:16,125 --> 00:56:17,245
‎（警車）

723
00:56:19,165 --> 00:56:20,165
‎不要打了

724
00:56:21,965 --> 00:56:22,805
‎可惡

725
00:56:34,045 --> 00:56:35,245
‎我先生在這裡

726
00:56:35,365 --> 00:56:37,965
‎丹尼…丹尼帕克

727
00:56:38,045 --> 00:56:40,725
‎丹尼帕克，我查一下

728
00:56:55,205 --> 00:56:57,445
‎我就知道你們兩個吃晚餐時
‎在不爽對方

729
00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:03,765
‎所以你們是在吵什麼事？

730
00:57:12,885 --> 00:57:13,845
‎你在嗎？

731
00:57:17,565 --> 00:57:18,525
‎見鬼了

732
00:57:20,325 --> 00:57:21,325
‎跟我說話啊

733
00:57:37,445 --> 00:57:39,165
‎（40歲生日快樂）

734
00:57:39,285 --> 00:57:41,365
‎大家把小朋友帶過來集合囉

735
00:57:43,205 --> 00:57:44,045
‎嘿

736
00:57:46,685 --> 00:57:48,245
‎你們生的小孩基因很棒耶

737
00:57:48,325 --> 00:57:49,805
‎我們生的像是被推土機輾過

738
00:57:49,885 --> 00:57:51,805
‎-什麼？
‎-但願我是她生的寶寶

739
00:58:21,485 --> 00:58:22,485
‎生日快樂

740
00:58:32,445 --> 00:58:33,805
‎早上要還給我

741
00:58:35,205 --> 00:58:36,365
‎妳也是

742
00:59:06,045 --> 00:59:07,485
‎（7月14日）

743
00:59:10,165 --> 00:59:12,005
‎（《進擊的毒蛇 X》，丹尼上線）

744
00:59:36,525 --> 00:59:37,485
‎你好了嗎？