1 00:00:29,940 --> 00:00:32,910 MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES 2 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:35,540 MAN SIGHS 3 00:00:45,030 --> 00:00:46,550 LANDLINE RINGS 4 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,440 Hello. 5 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:00,410 Just tell me what's happened. 6 00:01:02,570 --> 00:01:04,080 And what is it? 7 00:01:08,780 --> 00:01:10,270 I'll be right down. 8 00:01:11,970 --> 00:01:13,300 What's happened? 9 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:16,930 Er, Susannah. 10 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:18,550 Susannah? 11 00:01:19,710 --> 00:01:21,120 Princess Susannah. 12 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:22,920 Is she all right? 13 00:01:24,630 --> 00:01:26,040 Don't know. 14 00:01:31,010 --> 00:01:32,760 (SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY) 15 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,260 (ON TV) 'Don't kill me. 16 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,660 'Please don't kill me.' 17 00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:58,470 (DISTORTED MALE VOICE) 'Read the statement. 18 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:02,250 'Yes. All right. 19 00:02:05,210 --> 00:02:06,520 'On this screen? 20 00:02:07,090 --> 00:02:08,490 'That is correct. 21 00:02:12,940 --> 00:02:14,230 I'm Susannah 22 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,020 'Duchess of Beaumont. 23 00:02:18,410 --> 00:02:21,710 'Popularly known as Princess Susannah. 24 00:02:24,180 --> 00:02:26,740 'I am in a place you... er... 25 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:30,570 'cannot find, held by one you will not trace. 26 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,470 'Prime Minister Michael Callow... 27 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:45,690 (CRYING) 'Prime Minister Michael Callow my life... 28 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,660 '..my life depends on you. 29 00:02:53,670 --> 00:02:56,800 'If you do not do precisely as instructed by, um... 30 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,910 'by 4pm this afternoon, I will be... 31 00:03:01,630 --> 00:03:03,590 '(SOBS) 32 00:03:07,910 --> 00:03:09,290 '..I will be executed. 33 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,190 'Please.' 34 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,550 What are you doing? Keep it going. 35 00:03:17,070 --> 00:03:20,860 Prime Minister, at this point, I think it's important to say 36 00:03:20,860 --> 00:03:23,410 that we are 100% certain 37 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:25,650 that this is, indeed, 38 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,020 Princess Susannah. 39 00:03:27,470 --> 00:03:30,410 Her car was intercepted shortly after midnight, 40 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:33,350 returning from the wedding of a college friend. 41 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:35,190 She'd insisted on going. 42 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,040 But you had security on her? 43 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,370 Two PPOs, still unconscious. 44 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:42,710 Heavy sedative, close range, each with a single puncture wound. 45 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,460 No sign of struggle. 46 00:03:45,670 --> 00:03:48,370 What do they want? Money? 47 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:52,110 Release the Jihadi? 48 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,610 Scrap Third World debt? 49 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:58,890 Save the fucking libraries? 50 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:03,730 We are convinced both the video and the demand it contains are genuine. 51 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:04,850 What demand? 52 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,150 What Susannah says next... 53 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,680 It concerns you directly, sir. 54 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:15,430 Just play it. 55 00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:22,950 'There is only one demand, and it is a simple one. 56 00:04:23,590 --> 00:04:26,410 'At 4pm this afternoon, 57 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:30,310 'Prime Minister Michael Callow must appear on live British television 58 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,930 'on all networks, terrestrial and satellite, 59 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:36,270 'and... No! 60 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:41,310 '(SOBS) 61 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:44,580 'On all British networks, terrestrial and satellite, 62 00:04:45,170 --> 00:04:50,320 'and have full unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig. 63 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:55,290 '(SOBBING) I don't understand!' 64 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:57,370 VIDEO STOPPED 65 00:04:57,540 --> 00:04:59,340 The video ends with a series of technical 66 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,150 specifications for the broadcast. 67 00:05:16,420 --> 00:05:17,710 Why are you doing this? 68 00:05:21,650 --> 00:05:23,030 Is this joke, right? 69 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,550 "Ha ha, Mike! Ho ho." 70 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:27,240 It's real. 71 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:32,920 She said pig. 72 00:05:34,010 --> 00:05:35,320 Sex with a pig. 73 00:05:38,450 --> 00:05:40,470 They want me to have sex with a pig? 74 00:05:41,430 --> 00:05:43,850 Live on television 75 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:45,810 this afternoon. 76 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:53,160 But what... ? Who... ? 77 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:57,300 We're checking with embedded operatives, compiling a list of suspects. 78 00:05:57,650 --> 00:05:59,900 Meanwhile, the demand has been made. 79 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:02,790 There's not long to formulate our response. 80 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:05,110 Well, I'm not fucking a pig! 81 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,620 Page one, that's not happening. 82 00:06:09,810 --> 00:06:11,120 Of course. 83 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,300 Absolutely, sir. 84 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:24,660 Well, have we established a dialogue with this... ? 85 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:27,980 We can't. There's no e-mail address, no code word. 86 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:30,780 No channel for negotiation. 87 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:34,770 So we focus on finding Susannah. We get her back. 88 00:06:35,190 --> 00:06:37,920 However it's done, I don't care. We stop this now. 89 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:40,220 Everyone's working towards this. 90 00:06:40,270 --> 00:06:44,190 Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated core team. This can't go wide. 91 00:06:44,730 --> 00:06:47,940 Keep it so far from the press it's on the other side of Jupiter. 92 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,440 This only exists in this room. 93 00:06:52,810 --> 00:06:54,120 It's already outside it. 94 00:06:55,720 --> 00:07:00,060 If there are hacks sniffing around, shut them down, bright, red, D Notice. 95 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:04,210 Super fucking Godzilla injunction with ten-inch Whitehall fangs! 96 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:06,360 This video came from YouTube. 97 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:09,960 What? 98 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:12,650 It was uploaded via an encrypted IP an hour ago. 99 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:13,940 Well, get it off there! 100 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:19,290 We did after nine minutes, long enough for it to be duplicated and spread. 101 00:07:19,620 --> 00:07:23,280 Spread? How many people have seen this? 102 00:07:23,390 --> 00:07:26,810 We take down one, six clones pop up elsewhere. 103 00:07:26,820 --> 00:07:28,140 How many people? 104 00:07:28,150 --> 00:07:30,310 50,000. That's our current estimate. 105 00:07:32,290 --> 00:07:34,340 The news rooms have got it. 106 00:07:34,810 --> 00:07:36,120 They're running this on air? 107 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,920 No. We put a type five D notice out and they're complying. 108 00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:41,310 For now. 109 00:07:41,850 --> 00:07:43,180 It's trending on Twitter. 110 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:45,560 Oh! For... Fucking internet! 111 00:07:50,660 --> 00:07:52,450 What now? What's the play book? 112 00:07:52,910 --> 00:07:55,150 This is virgin territory, Prime Minister. 113 00:07:56,170 --> 00:07:57,660 There's no play book. 114 00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:09,450 Princess Susannah's been kidnapped! 115 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:10,920 You scared the shit out of me! 116 00:08:10,940 --> 00:08:12,480 There's a youtube of it! 117 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:13,810 Go to work! 118 00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:15,540 And satellite, 119 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:20,780 '..And have full unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig.' 120 00:08:20,910 --> 00:08:23,620 No way. It's a piss take, man. Look at it! 121 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:25,140 'I don't understand!' 122 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:26,800 Why this is on the news? 123 00:08:26,890 --> 00:08:29,970 '..Carlton Bloom's controversial exhibition 124 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:33,450 'closes three weeks ahead of schedule... ' 125 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:36,490 How do we describe it? "An indecent act"? 126 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:39,490 Everyone's seen the video. They know the details. 127 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:43,050 If we mention bestiality Ofcom would be pissed off. 128 00:08:43,060 --> 00:08:44,020 Fuck Ofcom! 129 00:08:44,050 --> 00:08:45,370 We're observing the D Notice. 130 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:46,690 Surely we're going to do something. 131 00:08:46,710 --> 00:08:47,810 We are honouring the D Notice. 132 00:08:47,830 --> 00:08:49,120 The voluntary D Notice! 133 00:08:49,150 --> 00:08:51,940 It may be a sportsman-like gesture but we are making it. 134 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:54,720 A woman's life is at stake! 135 00:08:54,730 --> 00:08:55,980 We follow the procedure. 136 00:08:56,010 --> 00:08:58,810 My timeline consists of 100% viewers asking 137 00:08:58,810 --> 00:09:01,610 why we're not covering it. How do I reply? 138 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:02,410 You don't. 139 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:03,890 That is totally backwards. 140 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,430 No-one else has broken rank. 141 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:07,090 Not the Beeb, not Sky, not... 142 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:10,110 Facebook's coverage is pretty comprehensive! 143 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:11,680 Maybe 144 00:09:11,710 --> 00:09:13,070 It's like 9/11's happening and 145 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,670 we're broadcasting sandwich recipes. 146 00:09:14,690 --> 00:09:16,770 We're not a chat room! 147 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:19,670 It's on CNN and Fox. 148 00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:23,240 And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK... 149 00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:24,560 All right. 150 00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:27,600 Oh, God! This planet! 151 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:32,160 OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself. 152 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,670 Damon, public reaction. Meera, 153 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,280 the royal angle, upcoming marriage, etc. 154 00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:38,490 Simon, set tone with Standards and Practices. 155 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,960 We need to explain this without viewers sicking up their Weetabix. 156 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:46,050 Ken, the internet aspect, new paradigm, Twitter, Arab spring, all that. 157 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:49,790 Dan, all graphics run past me. Keep it functional... no Peppa Pigs. 158 00:09:50,070 --> 00:09:52,640 Malaika, update the princess obit VT. 159 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,390 The Obit VT? 160 00:09:54,420 --> 00:09:57,700 Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone call. Least I can do is warn Tom. 161 00:10:03,140 --> 00:10:04,210 We put a D Notice on it. 162 00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:05,340 'It's gone global, Tom.' 163 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:07,610 Don't. I'm begging you. 164 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:09,610 Don't run it, Martin. 165 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:12,050 'Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.' 166 00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:14,490 You know how much help you're getting hereon in? 167 00:10:15,410 --> 00:10:18,530 Multiply nothing by shit-all! UKN are dead for us! 168 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,620 Shove it up your arse you fucking... 169 00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:22,670 Interesting. 170 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:23,730 A man. 171 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:24,670 Man? 172 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:25,710 A man! 173 00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:28,660 Tom, so you're across it... 174 00:10:30,220 --> 00:10:31,940 I'm exploring contingency plans. 175 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,300 'I briefed Callett.' 176 00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:39,220 Ah! Mr Callett. Noel, from Blue Eye. 177 00:10:40,610 --> 00:10:45,240 Noel won an Emmy by his effects work on that HBO moon Western thing. 178 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:46,690 Sea Of Tranquillity. 179 00:10:46,690 --> 00:10:47,990 You won't find better. 180 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,490 Can you map a head onto a body live? 181 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,740 Depends if your camera's moving. 182 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:57,100 Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held camera in a constant roving motion. 183 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,450 Mm. 184 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:01,560 Yeah, Gonzo style. He knows his shit. That's tough. 185 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,890 "Fruition to be transmitted in full"? 186 00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:09,300 Focus on the visuals. Different face mapped onto a live performer. 187 00:11:09,630 --> 00:11:11,200 According to those stipulations. 188 00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:12,960 Fringes of possibility... 189 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,070 Deadline's at four. We need to know if it's workable by two. 190 00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:20,270 (LAUGHS) 191 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:21,780 Can't happen. 192 00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:23,690 It has to. 193 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:27,610 Our embeds have ruled out the major players. It's not AQ, not IRA. 194 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,390 This is what's left... radicals, hate groups. 195 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:33,850 People who've threatened yourself or the royals. 196 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,330 They're being pulled in as we speak. 197 00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:37,910 For more than questioning, I hope. 198 00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:39,970 Somebody know something. 199 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:41,820 SIREN BLARES 200 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:48,820 'If we all do it more, there'll be less waste lying around... ' 201 00:11:49,050 --> 00:11:50,750 Is it still not on the telly? 202 00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:52,730 Nothing. Must be a hoax. 203 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:56,170 Or a black-out. Oh! Heads up! 204 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:59,530 'Some major breaking news here on UKN. 205 00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:01,120 In the last two minutes 206 00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:04,500 'It's been confirmed that Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont 207 00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:05,920 'has been kidnapped. 208 00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:09,010 'A video uploaded anonymously to the Internet 209 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:12,550 'appears to depict the princess pleading for her life. 210 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:17,520 'The video also contains a bizarre ransom demand of a personal nature 211 00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:21,490 'involving the Prime Minister, and a detailed list of instructions 212 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,850 'relating to the enactment of this demand. 213 00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:26,680 'As police round up potential suspects... ' 214 00:12:26,690 --> 00:12:28,160 '... across the nation. 215 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:33,250 '..This viewer video shows officers raiding an address in Bradford. 216 00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:36,100 'A man thought to be connected with a religious 217 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:38,930 pressure group, dragged to a waiting van... ' 218 00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:41,610 If it's terrorists, they'll take her head off. 219 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:44,250 For fuck's sake, man! Just saying. 220 00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:47,770 They'll be asking for a million quid or something. 221 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:49,370 They want him to do it with a pig. 222 00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:51,510 Demands... 223 00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:56,290 Telegraph has the whole video and an interactive timeline. Tonally stark. 224 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,730 Brief mention of the ransom being "a sex act". Nothing too gross. 225 00:12:59,770 --> 00:13:03,260 Sun runs with "Taken". Big grab of Susannah... 226 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:04,820 Of course I still want that drink. 227 00:13:04,820 --> 00:13:06,460 Then give me something. 228 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:07,800 It's not... 229 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,740 That won't be possible. 230 00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:13,120 I'm friendly when I drink. Very friendly when I'm grateful. 231 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,000 There's no comment at this time 232 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,860 The Guardian are running a fucking live blog 233 00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:34,210 and a short piece on the historical symbolism of the pig. 234 00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:36,290 PHONE BEEPS 235 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,330 '..only five hours away, 236 00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:42,450 'UKN's Damon Brown analyses the public reaction to the crisis.' 237 00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:44,290 'It's a day like no other. 238 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:47,740 'The kidnap video has been watched by over 18 million people. 239 00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:51,900 'Social networking sites are a... buzz with 10,000 Tweets per minute. 240 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:54,650 'While we wait for Downing Street to respond, 241 00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:57,650 'the nation is voicing its opinion. 242 00:13:57,660 --> 00:14:02,450 'I don't think anyone should concede to any humiliation under threat. 243 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:04,570 'I couldn't bear to watch that. 244 00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:08,020 'I won't be tuning in. Just thinking about it is horrible. 245 00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:10,790 'That's disgusting. It is disgusting. 246 00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:13,530 'It is disgusting but... after that, he's gonna be hero. 247 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:18,130 'People will look at him like he's insane and take his position away. 248 00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:21,200 'It will be hilarious to see that on TV. 249 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,610 'Nothing too abnormal for MPs. 250 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:27,180 'They're all sexual deviants, all MPs and Prime Ministers.' 251 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:33,620 We've been squeezing hard, but nothing concrete. 252 00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:36,870 It's my house! You can't... 253 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:41,180 You are in my doorway touching my door handle! 254 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,060 Could I have a word? 255 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,210 It won't come to that. 256 00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:52,380 And if they don't find her? 257 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:54,570 MI5 have got a name. 258 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:55,730 They're surrounding the place now. 259 00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:56,770 Where? 260 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:57,780 What? 261 00:14:57,810 --> 00:14:59,120 Where's the place? 262 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,280 Truro. 263 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,790 - Why are you lying? - What? 264 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,060 You're lying! 265 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,090 Truro? Jesus! 266 00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,470 I don't want you worrying. 267 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,370 You've never patronised me. Don't start now. 268 00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:11,290 Whoever this is, is insane. 269 00:15:11,290 --> 00:15:12,770 And has a princess. 270 00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:13,830 We'll get through this. 271 00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:16,350 Not any princess... the princess. 272 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:21,210 Princess bloody Facebook bloody eco-conscious national sweetheart. 273 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,460 I won't have to do anything. 274 00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:26,010 Everyone's laughing at us. 275 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,090 You don't know that. 276 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,710 I know people. 277 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,410 We love humiliation. 278 00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:31,630 I can not laugh 279 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,930 Nothing is going to happen. 280 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,910 It's already happening in their heads. 281 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:40,700 In their heads, that's what you're doing, what my husband is doing. 282 00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,380 Please! 283 00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:48,580 Jane. 284 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,320 I love you. 285 00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:55,640 KNOCK ON DOOR 286 00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:56,980 What? 287 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,820 Palace on the phone, sir. 288 00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:00,850 Get Alex to stall them. 289 00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:03,890 She's already been speaking to her for ten minutes. 290 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,700 "Her"? 291 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,180 It's the Queen herself. 292 00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:11,160 Go on. 293 00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:23,760 'As the 4pm deadline draws nearer, the world holds its breath... ' 294 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,350 waiting to discover where the princess 295 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,070 Would they use a female pig? 296 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,810 It's on the list. 297 00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:31,780 List of rules, specifies camera angles and things. 298 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,240 Like dogme 95. 299 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,640 It's not like Dogme 95. 300 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:35,740 Exactly that. 301 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:37,130 What's Dogme 95? 302 00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,500 Cinematic movement. 303 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,800 Lars von Trier. 304 00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:41,060 Oh... 305 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:43,690 Rules for a director... no background music, 306 00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:46,280 only natural light, for authenticity. 307 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:51,330 Same as these, so they can't cheat, cut another guy's arse pumping away. 308 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,360 'I can't think of anything remotely like this. 309 00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:56,890 'A new form of terrorism... 310 00:16:56,930 --> 00:17:01,390 It's not Islamist. To request a pig is specifically abhorrent. 311 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:04,030 'That's the point! Make love to a pig!' 312 00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:05,670 Make love? 313 00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:09,490 Steer them away from the grisly details. 314 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,450 'Let's not dwell on any of the details. 315 00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:15,890 'This is already a huge national talking point. 316 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:20,290 'Isn't this precisely what whoever is behind this is looking for?' 317 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,330 How's Her Majesty taking it? 318 00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:24,560 "I trust you'll do everything in your power to get her back." 319 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:28,130 And we are. 320 00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:31,250 It wasn't a collective "you". It was a singular "you", ie me. 321 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:35,090 Sir, we may have something. Jamie's been tracing the video's origin. 322 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,410 I thought it was untraceable. 323 00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:40,260 Technically, yes, so I thought, "Work with what we do now" 324 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:44,180 That video, before Youtube compression it was 57.3 meg. 325 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,380 Algorithm. 326 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,860 Anyway, we also know it was uploaded at 3:16 AM. 327 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:54,030 I ran a nationwide traceback on uninterrupted one-way uploads 328 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:58,300 of precisely 57.3 meg in the minutes leading up to 3:16, 329 00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:01,020 and the closest I can get is a postcode. 330 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,970 It came from somewhere in there. 331 00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:06,130 Looks like a campus. 332 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,090 Yeah. Closed 2010. 333 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,770 It's been empty since. 334 00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:11,850 Latest I-sat image on this area? 335 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:15,140 3 AM flyover shot from last night... 336 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:18,860 Looks like it had lights on. 337 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,510 We got him. We got him. 338 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:26,710 Alert the local team. Full squad. I'll man it. 339 00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:30,060 With helmet-cam relay. We can watch the operation. 340 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,930 Press office, OK, Tom? 341 00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:38,850 Yes! 342 00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:48,170 Right. Confident? 343 00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:51,330 It's a kick-bollock scramble, but with finessing it should be OK. 344 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:54,660 Finesse quickly. Our performer's on his way. 345 00:18:55,720 --> 00:19:00,220 CAR STOPS 346 00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:05,210 It's a new one for me, obviously. I wouldn't normally... You know. 347 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,210 You seen any of my films? 348 00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:08,110 No. 349 00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:11,100 I'm pretty trad... bish, bash, bosh. In, out. 350 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,760 Yeah, well... 351 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:15,090 What do I put on the invoice? That's what I'm wondering. 352 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,390 There won't be any invoicing. 353 00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:19,610 - Oi-oi, Rod! - Oi-oi! 354 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,010 Need to prep two statements 355 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,490 Good outcome. Bad outcome. 356 00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:26,720 Rescue operation? 357 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,670 Goon squad's heading for postcode in Buckinghamshire. 358 00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:33,820 HP84TD, a college or something. They should be there by now. 359 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,170 TEXT MESSAGE ALERT 360 00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:49,090 UNZIPS/CLOTHES RUSTLE 361 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,010 CAMERA CLICKS 362 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:53,020 PHONE BEEPS 363 00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:00,850 Yeah, I've reduced the luminance... 364 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,210 Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn. 365 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:05,490 AKA, Rod Senseless. 366 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,970 Stage name. 367 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:11,290 Yeah. Well... 368 00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:13,410 You need to get into this. 369 00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:15,260 Is there a dressing room I can use? 370 00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:16,620 No. 371 00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:18,530 Where's my co-star? 372 00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:20,840 Be rude not to give her a kiss beforehand. 373 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,200 Outside in the truck. 374 00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:25,940 Full of joie de vivre, isn't he? 375 00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:32,860 You also need to wear this... on your head. 376 00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:43,460 Board's been prised away. That's where they got in. 377 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,810 OK. 378 00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:46,780 'Target identified.' 379 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:47,990 Commissioner. Thank you. 380 00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:49,510 So, team red... 381 00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:50,710 'Any orders, boss?' 382 00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:52,970 Continue reconnaissance and await instructions, 383 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,400 before you proceed. 384 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,680 'With the 4pm deadline three hours away, 385 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,540 'time is running out for the Prime Minister... ' 386 00:20:59,970 --> 00:21:01,280 SIGHS 387 00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:09,420 They got in, yeah? 388 00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:11,880 Do you think I'd be here if they had? 389 00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:15,360 We've got statements for either outcome. 390 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,920 Listen, coverage is very sympathetic. 391 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:22,720 Can't think about coverage now! 392 00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:27,140 PHONE BEEPING 393 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:30,660 But it's on-side? 394 00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:33,160 Strong undercurrent of sympathy. 395 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,070 Every poll indicates understanding, disgust with the 396 00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:38,930 captor, outrage at the whole thing, but not at you. 397 00:21:43,410 --> 00:21:46,700 If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not saying they will, but if they do, 398 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:50,220 the public anticipates non-compliance. 399 00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:54,420 There'll be squawks from the usuals, 400 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:58,610 but it's not "England expects". 401 00:22:04,050 --> 00:22:09,210 If he kills her, there's no blood on your hands. Bottom line. 402 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:18,290 'With hours to go, time is running out for the security services. 403 00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:20,850 'Joining us is actress Lydia... ' 404 00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:22,690 Thought this was coming from IB7. 405 00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:25,760 We trimmed the edges so it's coming direct. 406 00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:28,450 Twinkle tits from? 407 00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:32,610 Actress, Downton Abbey, knows the princess. 408 00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:34,760 This came for you, left at reception. 409 00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:37,660 Courier dropped it off. 410 00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:44,180 Know how to plug this in? 411 00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:50,310 ALL GASP 412 00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:53,770 Jack, call the police. Take it! 413 00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:55,930 Get someone to shoot that first. 414 00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:57,980 What the fuck is this? 415 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,800 'I gave you rules. 'I said no cheating. 416 00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:10,930 '(SCREAMS)' 417 00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:14,690 'Some more breaking news, 418 00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:18,690 'and a severed finger, thought to belong to Princess Susannah, 419 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:22,210 'has been delivered to UKN, along with a video 420 00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:26,530 'apparently showing the kidnapper removing it from the princess. 421 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:30,400 'UKN News has passed all material to Scotland Yard... ' 422 00:23:30,430 --> 00:23:31,980 Fucking hell! 423 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:36,620 Oh, God! I can't watch this! He's got to do what they want. 424 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,130 Yes, he fucking has! 425 00:23:38,140 --> 00:23:40,460 '..Which contained a statement 426 00:23:40,540 --> 00:23:44,810 'accusing Downing Street of attempting to break the rules 427 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,230 'This grim development comes just hours 428 00:23:47,270 --> 00:23:49,390 before the 4PM deadline... ' 429 00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:50,740 TV OFF 430 00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:54,340 Jesus! 431 00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:02,850 Unless I'm mistaken, our mystery man specified 432 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:05,900 no visual trickery in his original demand, didn't he? 433 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,870 I considered it necessary... 434 00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:09,200 Considered it necessary. 435 00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:10,530 To divise... 436 00:24:10,540 --> 00:24:12,260 FUCKING HELL! 437 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,550 - Mike... ! - Don't! 438 00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:20,900 It's nor... 439 00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:24,010 One word, I swear I will fucking... ! 440 00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:37,750 What did you do, Alex? 441 00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:40,470 I had a back-up plan. 442 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,470 A man prepared to do it and an FX company that 443 00:24:43,470 --> 00:24:45,730 would paint your head onto his shoulders. 444 00:24:45,780 --> 00:24:47,330 You actually thought that would work? 445 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,820 I believed it worth considering. 446 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,610 Then you're a stupid bitch. 447 00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:53,090 With your interest at heart. 448 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,490 Who knew about this? 449 00:24:54,830 --> 00:24:58,460 A select few. It seems some idiot at the studio 450 00:24:58,510 --> 00:25:00,960 recognised our designated performer, 451 00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:04,320 Tweeted a photo and the online hivemind did the maths. 452 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:05,930 It's not playing well. 453 00:25:07,510 --> 00:25:08,860 With who? 454 00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:12,320 With, er... anyone. 455 00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:16,420 'A few hours ago, public opinion was behind Prime Minister Callow, 456 00:25:16,450 --> 00:25:19,050 'with only 28% of the public believing 457 00:25:19,090 --> 00:25:21,860 'he should fulfil the bizarre and illegal request. 458 00:25:22,430 --> 00:25:24,110 'In the wake of these images, 459 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:29,080 'and the delivery of the princess's finger, the mood is shifting. 460 00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:32,700 'It'll be humiliating, but nothing compared to her suffering. 461 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,250 'With the appearance of finger... 462 00:25:34,290 --> 00:25:35,400 'He's just got to do it. 463 00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:36,310 Yes, he has to do it. 464 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,710 'What's the alternative? 465 00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:40,630 'We can get another Prime Minister. We can't live without a princess. 466 00:25:40,670 --> 00:25:42,060 Of course... 467 00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:45,690 'If he doesn't get her released, he's finished, isn't he? 468 00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:49,100 'Online polls suggest that 86% of voters 469 00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:51,770 'now believe the demand should be met. 470 00:25:51,780 --> 00:25:53,780 'Damon Brown... ' 471 00:25:56,780 --> 00:25:58,570 When are Walker's team hitting the college? 472 00:25:58,570 --> 00:25:59,700 They need time... 473 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:01,650 No more pissing around. 474 00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:03,060 Julian's advising against... 475 00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:06,890 I'm advising for. They go in now. They go in now. 476 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:23,810 PHONE RINGS 477 00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:25,970 Where's my obit VT? 478 00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:30,410 What would you say if I said I was near where Susannah's being held? 479 00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:31,960 I'd say bullshit. 480 00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:33,970 Then you'd be wrong. 481 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,000 Have you got a crew with you? 482 00:26:37,060 --> 00:26:38,630 I'm not stupid. 483 00:26:39,610 --> 00:26:40,990 Malaika? 484 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,660 Hello? 485 00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:54,110 DOOR OPENS 486 00:26:57,020 --> 00:26:58,610 Are you getting this? 487 00:26:58,620 --> 00:27:01,500 Yeah. Don't put yourself in any danger. 488 00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:09,420 Still getting this? 489 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:12,820 Yeah. Just stay safe, Malaika. Be careful! 490 00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:30,700 If this doesn't work... 491 00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:33,820 we need... 492 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,350 GUN CLICKS 493 00:27:57,860 --> 00:28:01,140 Armed police! Lay down on the floor! Lay down on the floor! 494 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:07,100 Move! 495 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,620 Fuck! 496 00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:20,870 It's a decoy. 497 00:28:21,110 --> 00:28:25,670 They must have bounced the upload from here with a proxy. I'm sorry. 498 00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:26,990 Jesus! 499 00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:28,290 They're looking right at her! 500 00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:29,770 They can't see her. 501 00:28:29,870 --> 00:28:31,010 'Malaika, make sure they can't... ' 502 00:28:31,050 --> 00:28:32,640 Stay down! Don't move! 503 00:28:36,420 --> 00:28:38,740 Run, Malaika! Run! 504 00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:44,530 Get out of there. Come on! 505 00:28:44,540 --> 00:28:46,500 Armed police! 506 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:54,500 MACHINE GUN FIRE 507 00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:56,320 Is it him? 508 00:28:56,410 --> 00:28:59,340 Where the fuck is Jack? 509 00:28:59,380 --> 00:29:02,130 Advance! Advance! Advance! 510 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,140 (MOANING) 511 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,200 Get down! 512 00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:10,130 Get down! 513 00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:14,380 UKN. It's Malaika something or other. She's from UKN. 514 00:29:14,410 --> 00:29:15,700 You press? Yes. 515 00:29:15,730 --> 00:29:17,380 GUN CLICKS 516 00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:19,770 There goes your RTS Award. 517 00:29:19,780 --> 00:29:21,850 There must be something. 518 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:22,680 There's nothing there, Mike. 519 00:29:22,710 --> 00:29:24,010 There'll be a clue. Some evidence. 520 00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:25,060 We've done all we can. 521 00:29:25,060 --> 00:29:27,490 You rescued mannequin. 522 00:29:27,530 --> 00:29:28,400 I'm sorry, Michael... 523 00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:29,530 Fuck off, Julian! 524 00:29:29,570 --> 00:29:31,190 20 past three. We're out of time. 525 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,190 We're not out of time! 526 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,310 We're not out of time. 527 00:29:48,910 --> 00:29:50,450 DOOR CLOSES 528 00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:53,050 It's not going to happen. 529 00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:53,570 To the public... 530 00:29:53,570 --> 00:29:54,460 Fuck the public! 531 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:59,330 To the public, this would be one man of questionable popularity 532 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:01,580 putting personal embarrassment over the life of a girl. 533 00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:03,810 They will not release her anyway. She's probably already dead. 534 00:30:03,820 --> 00:30:06,730 If she isn't, he'll kill her and upload the video. 535 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,690 Everyone will see it. The world will see it. 536 00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:16,010 The mood will border on insurrection and you will be destroyed, 537 00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:19,140 I guarantee you... utterly destroyed. 538 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,740 The polling bears that out. 539 00:30:24,380 --> 00:30:30,970 You won't just be a disgraced politician, 540 00:30:30,980 --> 00:30:36,090 The public, the Palace and the Party insist on compliance. 541 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,350 Fuck the Party! 542 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,140 Refuse, and I've been advised 543 00:30:40,180 --> 00:30:42,770 that we cannot guarantee your physical safety. 544 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,420 Or that of your family. 545 00:30:48,290 --> 00:30:50,000 But... 546 00:30:59,660 --> 00:31:01,880 I've made arrangements for the broadcast. 547 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,200 I can't... 548 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,040 I'm sorry, Michael. It's out of your hands. 549 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:11,480 HE GASPS 550 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:24,170 'Let's take you live to the scene in central London. 551 00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:28,010 'As we see the Prime Minister's car travelling across London... ' 552 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,720 He's got to do it. 553 00:31:30,010 --> 00:31:31,850 The world's bloody broken. 554 00:31:31,930 --> 00:31:35,940 '..Appears to be heading west to Bankside Studios.' 555 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,260 BEEPING 556 00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:55,380 BEEPING STOPS 557 00:32:09,190 --> 00:32:11,990 We've ratified the law... after midnight, 558 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:16,210 it'll be a criminal of fence to store any recording or images of the event. 559 00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:23,560 They're doing an announcement to warn people off 560 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,460 even watching, some sonic tone that causes nausea. 561 00:32:28,420 --> 00:32:32,490 '..When public opinion has very much hardened, 562 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:35,960 'following the delivery of the princess's severed finger. 563 00:32:36,510 --> 00:32:40,580 'As the 4pm deadline approaches, the nation is at a stand still 564 00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:43,490 'watching the extraordinary situation play out. 565 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:48,370 'Just to remind you, this is now a story of global significance... ' 566 00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:52,050 "Michael Callow has displayed incredible bravery" 567 00:32:52,060 --> 00:32:54,820 "in what was a matter of life or death." 568 00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:58,040 That's how it opens, then we should move on... 569 00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:00,660 OK. Yeah. 570 00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:03,250 Everything prepared? 571 00:33:03,310 --> 00:33:04,380 Yes, ma'am. 572 00:33:04,410 --> 00:33:05,570 It's sedated? 573 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,990 Injection. It's docile. 574 00:33:13,270 --> 00:33:14,610 CAR DOOR OPENS 575 00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:17,940 It's time to go in now. 576 00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:25,810 '..An unprecedented nature.' 577 00:33:25,820 --> 00:33:28,080 'This is an official announcement. 578 00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:29,560 In a few minutes, 579 00:33:29,620 --> 00:33:32,880 'the Prime Minister will perform an indecent act on your screens. 580 00:33:32,890 --> 00:33:35,410 CHEERING 581 00:33:35,420 --> 00:33:40,690 '..in the hope that it will ensure the release of Princess Susannah. 582 00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:44,470 'Recording or possessing a copy of this broadcast will become illegal 583 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,560 at midnight. 584 00:33:45,610 --> 00:33:49,220 'All viewers are advised to turn off their televisions immediately. 585 00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:52,010 'The broadcast will commence after the following tone.' 586 00:33:52,020 --> 00:33:54,180 HIGH-PITCHED TONE 587 00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:58,220 TONE CONTINUES 588 00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:13,430 DOOR OPENS 589 00:34:26,410 --> 00:34:28,390 We're complying with the stipulated rules. 590 00:34:28,450 --> 00:34:30,580 You'll have to keep going... 591 00:34:30,660 --> 00:34:32,660 VOICE FADES 592 00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:36,700 you'll have to see it through to the end. 593 00:34:40,060 --> 00:34:43,850 We've placed visual aids in your eyeline, which might help if you... 594 00:34:43,860 --> 00:34:45,860 get into trouble. 595 00:34:49,430 --> 00:34:52,100 The suggestion we're getting from psychologists 596 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,920 is that you should take as long as you need. 597 00:34:57,620 --> 00:35:01,530 If you rush, it might be misinterpreted as eagerness 598 00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:03,780 or even enjoyment. 599 00:35:17,140 --> 00:35:19,680 It's just a skeleton crew inside. 600 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:22,280 Closed set. 601 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:30,670 DOOR OPENS 602 00:35:33,730 --> 00:35:35,600 DOOR OPENS 603 00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:41,890 SLURPING 604 00:35:47,740 --> 00:35:50,860 SNUFFLING/SLURPING 605 00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:07,890 EXCITED VOICES 606 00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:09,140 There he is! 607 00:36:09,140 --> 00:36:12,260 CHEERING 608 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:18,560 'I trust this will bring about the safe return of Princess Susannah.' 609 00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:29,460 'I... 610 00:36:35,690 --> 00:36:37,540 'I love my wife.' 611 00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:42,880 'May God forgive me.' 612 00:36:56,460 --> 00:37:00,380 GROANS/LAUGHTER 613 00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:05,050 (WOMAN) Oh, no! 614 00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:08,050 ALL GROAN 615 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:10,060 VOICES FADE 616 00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:19,020 GENTLE MUSIC 617 00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:45,780 Jesus! Poor bastard! 618 00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:50,210 But it's been on for nearly an hour. 619 00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:52,580 It's history, this. 620 00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:37,980 VOMITS 621 00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:53,010 PHONE RINGS 622 00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:55,010 We've got her. Susannah. 623 00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:55,940 They released her? 624 00:39:55,940 --> 00:39:58,770 Stumbling about in the city. 625 00:39:58,810 --> 00:40:02,270 Sedated. She can't remember anything, but she's unharmed. 626 00:40:02,290 --> 00:40:03,600 But her finger? 627 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,650 Not hers. DNA shows it's male. 628 00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:06,660 What? 629 00:40:06,790 --> 00:40:11,980 There is one other thing. There's a CCTV grab of her from half three. 630 00:40:12,030 --> 00:40:16,210 It seems he let her go 30 minutes before it happened. 631 00:40:17,390 --> 00:40:18,770 Why? 632 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,430 My guess... 633 00:40:20,550 --> 00:40:22,030 he knew everyone would be elsewhere 634 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,290 watching screens. 635 00:40:25,730 --> 00:40:27,340 So it's a statement. 636 00:40:27,390 --> 00:40:28,750 Ma'am? 637 00:40:28,770 --> 00:40:31,890 That's what this was all about, making a point. 638 00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:33,780 Should we, er... ? 639 00:40:33,780 --> 00:40:35,840 Lose that page of the report. 640 00:40:36,140 --> 00:40:38,410 No-one sees it, especially the PM. 641 00:40:38,420 --> 00:40:40,420 Of course. 642 00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:49,740 KNOCK ON DOOR 643 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,470 Good news, Michael. 644 00:40:52,310 --> 00:40:55,140 You saved her. Susannah's alive and well. 645 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,440 PHONE RINGS 646 00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:16,810 DROPS PHONE 647 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,020 CONTINUES RINGING 648 00:41:26,060 --> 00:41:28,260 (SOBS) 649 00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:51,010 'On the one-year anniversary of his humiliating ordeal, 650 00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:55,130 'an apparently unconcerned Michael Callow put in an assured performance 651 00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:58,280 'at a public appearance, accompanied by his wife Jane. 652 00:41:58,310 --> 00:41:59,570 Here I go. 653 00:41:59,590 --> 00:42:00,670 'OK. 654 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,600 'Oh! 655 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:08,200 'The other central figure in events was also before the camera 656 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,610 'at last night's Children Of Valour Awards. 657 00:42:10,620 --> 00:42:13,410 'Princess Susannah made her first public appearance 658 00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:15,300 'since announcing her pregnancy. 659 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:20,170 'It was one year ago that the Turner Prize-winning artist, 660 00:42:20,180 --> 00:42:21,510 'Carlton Bloom, 661 00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:24,820 'coerced the Prime Minister into committing an indecent act. 662 00:42:27,060 --> 00:42:31,220 'As the anniversary arrived, one art critic caused controversy 663 00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:35,250 'by describing it as "the first great artwork of the 21st century". 664 00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:39,590 'While cultural commentators debate its significance, 665 00:42:39,630 --> 00:42:41,850 'with a global audience of 1.3 billion, 666 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,430 'it was an event in which we all participated. 667 00:42:44,550 --> 00:42:47,740 However, the incident failed to destroy a Prime Minister, 668 00:42:47,810 --> 00:42:52,090 'who holds an approval rating three points higher than last year. 669 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,520 'Damon Brown, UKN.' 670 00:42:54,650 --> 00:42:56,330 DOOR CLOSES 671 00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:00,820 Jane. 672 00:43:02,010 --> 00:43:03,650 Jane, please.