1 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:47,942 Hello. 2 00:00:51,282 --> 00:00:52,910 Just tell me what's happened. 3 00:00:55,073 --> 00:00:56,581 And what is it? 4 00:01:01,279 --> 00:01:02,768 I'll be right down. 5 00:01:04,469 --> 00:01:05,798 What's happened? 6 00:01:07,927 --> 00:01:09,431 Er, Susannah. 7 00:01:09,742 --> 00:01:11,047 Susannah? 8 00:01:12,208 --> 00:01:13,617 Princess Susannah. 9 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,421 Is she all right? 10 00:01:17,128 --> 00:01:18,538 Don't know. 11 00:01:42,350 --> 00:01:43,752 Don't kill me. 12 00:01:46,657 --> 00:01:48,157 Please don't kill me. 13 00:01:48,749 --> 00:01:50,962 Read the statement. 14 00:01:53,319 --> 00:01:54,742 Yes. All right. 15 00:01:57,697 --> 00:01:59,007 On this screen? 16 00:01:59,581 --> 00:02:00,983 That is correct. 17 00:02:05,427 --> 00:02:06,724 I'm Susannah, 18 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:09,505 Duchess of Beaumont. 19 00:02:10,903 --> 00:02:14,198 Popularly known as Princess Susannah. 20 00:02:16,666 --> 00:02:19,224 I am in a place you... er... 21 00:02:19,756 --> 00:02:23,057 cannot find, held by one you will not trace. 22 00:02:31,002 --> 00:02:32,954 Prime Minister Michael Callow... 23 00:02:34,184 --> 00:02:38,172 Prime Minister Michael Callow my life... 24 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,146 ... my life depends on you. 25 00:02:46,148 --> 00:02:49,278 If you do not do precisely as instructed by, um... 26 00:02:51,122 --> 00:02:53,395 by 4pm this afternoon, I will be... 27 00:03:00,391 --> 00:03:01,768 ... I will be executed. 28 00:03:04,357 --> 00:03:05,666 Please. 29 00:03:07,722 --> 00:03:09,025 What are you doing? Keep it going. 30 00:03:09,544 --> 00:03:13,336 Prime Minister, at this point, I think it's important to say 31 00:03:13,337 --> 00:03:15,891 that we are 100% certain 32 00:03:16,531 --> 00:03:18,131 that this is, indeed, 33 00:03:18,272 --> 00:03:19,499 Princess Susannah. 34 00:03:19,944 --> 00:03:22,882 Her car was intercepted shortly after midnight, 35 00:03:22,883 --> 00:03:25,820 returning from the wedding of a college friend. 36 00:03:26,221 --> 00:03:27,870 She'd insisted on going. 37 00:03:28,371 --> 00:03:29,770 But you had security on her? 38 00:03:29,771 --> 00:03:31,848 Two PPOs, still unconscious. 39 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:35,184 Heavy sedative, close range, each with a single puncture wound. 40 00:03:35,836 --> 00:03:36,933 No sign of struggle. 41 00:03:38,142 --> 00:03:40,840 What do they want? Money? 42 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:44,581 Release the Jihadi? 43 00:03:45,619 --> 00:03:47,080 Scrap Third World debt? 44 00:03:49,947 --> 00:03:51,365 Save the fucking libraries? 45 00:03:51,366 --> 00:03:56,196 We are convinced both the video and the demand it contains are genuine. 46 00:03:56,219 --> 00:03:57,320 What demand? 47 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:59,617 What Susannah says next... 48 00:04:01,949 --> 00:04:04,147 It concerns you directly, sir. 49 00:04:06,570 --> 00:04:07,896 Just play it. 50 00:04:11,643 --> 00:04:15,419 There is only one demand, and it is a simple one. 51 00:04:16,051 --> 00:04:18,879 At 4pm this afternoon, 52 00:04:19,177 --> 00:04:22,776 Prime Minister Michael Callow must appear on live British television 53 00:04:23,068 --> 00:04:25,393 on all networks, terrestrial and satellite, 54 00:04:25,959 --> 00:04:28,736 and... No! 55 00:04:33,797 --> 00:04:37,039 On all British networks, terrestrial and satellite, 56 00:04:37,631 --> 00:04:42,781 and have full unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig. 57 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,754 I don't understand! 58 00:04:49,997 --> 00:04:51,802 The video ends with a series of technical 59 00:04:51,803 --> 00:04:53,607 specifications for the broadcast. 60 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,168 Why are you doing this? 61 00:05:14,103 --> 00:05:15,485 Is this joke, right? 62 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,000 "Ha ha, Mike! Ho ho." 63 00:05:18,353 --> 00:05:19,695 It's real. 64 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,374 She said pig. 65 00:05:26,461 --> 00:05:27,771 Sex with a pig. 66 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:32,919 They want me to have sex with a pig? 67 00:05:33,885 --> 00:05:36,301 Live on television 68 00:05:36,947 --> 00:05:38,262 this afternoon. 69 00:05:42,686 --> 00:05:45,604 But what... ? Who... ? 70 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:49,752 We're checking with embedded operatives, compiling a list of suspects. 71 00:05:50,102 --> 00:05:52,345 Meanwhile, the demand has been made. 72 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:55,235 There's not long to formulate our response. 73 00:05:55,994 --> 00:05:57,554 Well, I'm not fucking a pig! 74 00:05:59,361 --> 00:06:01,062 Page one, that's not happening. 75 00:06:02,257 --> 00:06:03,561 Of course. 76 00:06:11,339 --> 00:06:12,739 Absolutely, sir. 77 00:06:14,978 --> 00:06:17,106 Well, have we established a dialogue with this... ? 78 00:06:17,192 --> 00:06:20,418 We can't. There's no e-mail address, no code word. 79 00:06:21,537 --> 00:06:23,216 No channel for negotiation. 80 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:27,215 So we focus on finding Susannah. We get her back. 81 00:06:27,628 --> 00:06:30,361 However it's done, I don't care. We stop this now. 82 00:06:30,525 --> 00:06:32,658 Everyone's working towards this. 83 00:06:32,713 --> 00:06:36,631 Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated core team. This can't go wide. 84 00:06:37,171 --> 00:06:40,382 Keep it so far from the press it's on the other side of Jupiter. 85 00:06:41,473 --> 00:06:43,874 This only exists in this room. 86 00:06:45,251 --> 00:06:46,561 It's already outside it. 87 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:52,498 If there are hacks sniffing around, shut them down, bright, red, D Notice. 88 00:06:52,552 --> 00:06:56,649 Super fucking Godzilla injunction with ten-inch Whitehall fangs! 89 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,790 This video came from YouTube. 90 00:07:01,093 --> 00:07:02,395 What? 91 00:07:02,450 --> 00:07:05,087 It was uploaded via an encrypted IP an hour ago. 92 00:07:05,088 --> 00:07:06,368 Well, get it off there! 93 00:07:06,369 --> 00:07:11,725 We did after nine minutes, long enough for it to be duplicated and spread. 94 00:07:12,047 --> 00:07:15,713 Spread? How many people have seen this? 95 00:07:15,825 --> 00:07:19,245 We take down one, six clones pop up elsewhere. 96 00:07:19,252 --> 00:07:20,572 How many people? 97 00:07:20,581 --> 00:07:22,743 50,000. That's our current estimate. 98 00:07:24,721 --> 00:07:26,766 The news rooms have got it. 99 00:07:27,235 --> 00:07:28,544 They're running this on air? 100 00:07:28,553 --> 00:07:32,350 No. We put a type five D notice out and they're complying. 101 00:07:32,437 --> 00:07:33,741 For now. 102 00:07:34,281 --> 00:07:35,603 It's trending on Twitter. 103 00:07:35,713 --> 00:07:37,991 Oh! For... fucking internet! 104 00:07:43,090 --> 00:07:44,876 So what now? What's the play book? 105 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,570 This is virgin territory, Prime Minister. 106 00:07:48,599 --> 00:07:50,086 There's no play book. 107 00:07:54,853 --> 00:07:56,678 Princess Susannah's been kidnapped! 108 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:58,139 You scared the shit out of me! 109 00:07:58,165 --> 00:07:59,704 There's a youtube of it! 110 00:07:59,719 --> 00:08:01,032 Go to work! 111 00:08:01,165 --> 00:08:02,758 And satellite, 112 00:08:02,837 --> 00:08:08,003 ... And have full unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig. 113 00:08:08,127 --> 00:08:10,839 No way. It's a piss take, man. Look at it! 114 00:08:10,916 --> 00:08:12,356 I don't understand! 115 00:08:12,371 --> 00:08:14,019 Why this is on the news? 116 00:08:14,112 --> 00:08:17,194 ... Carlton Bloom's controversial exhibition 117 00:08:17,195 --> 00:08:20,673 closes three weeks ahead of schedule... 118 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:23,712 How do we describe it? "An indecent act"? 119 00:08:23,713 --> 00:08:26,712 Everyone's seen the video. They know the details. 120 00:08:26,713 --> 00:08:30,268 If we mention bestiality Ofcom would be pissed off. 121 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:31,241 Fuck Ofcom! 122 00:08:31,268 --> 00:08:32,591 We're observing the D Notice. 123 00:08:32,592 --> 00:08:33,901 Surely we're going to do something. 124 00:08:33,925 --> 00:08:35,027 We are honouring the D Notice. 125 00:08:35,042 --> 00:08:36,339 The voluntary D Notice! 126 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:39,154 It may be a sportsman-like gesture but we are making it. 127 00:08:39,155 --> 00:08:41,939 A woman's life is at stake! 128 00:08:41,947 --> 00:08:43,190 We follow the procedure. 129 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:46,023 My timeline consists of 100% viewers asking 130 00:08:46,024 --> 00:08:48,827 why we're not covering it. How do I reply? 131 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:49,623 You don't. 132 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,100 That is totally backwards. 133 00:08:51,123 --> 00:08:52,646 No-one else has broken rank. 134 00:08:52,677 --> 00:08:54,301 Not the Beeb, not Sky, not... 135 00:08:54,329 --> 00:08:57,324 Facebook's coverage is pretty comprehensive! 136 00:08:57,349 --> 00:08:58,895 Maybe 137 00:08:58,918 --> 00:09:00,277 It's like 9/11's happening and 138 00:09:00,309 --> 00:09:01,879 we're broadcasting sandwich recipes. 139 00:09:01,898 --> 00:09:03,978 We're not a chat room! 140 00:09:04,459 --> 00:09:06,883 It's on CNN and Fox. 141 00:09:06,945 --> 00:09:10,445 And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK... 142 00:09:10,469 --> 00:09:11,773 All right. 143 00:09:13,437 --> 00:09:14,812 Oh, God! This planet! 144 00:09:17,358 --> 00:09:19,371 OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself. 145 00:09:19,405 --> 00:09:20,873 Damon, public reaction. Meera, 146 00:09:20,889 --> 00:09:23,490 the royal angle, upcoming marriage, etc. 147 00:09:23,544 --> 00:09:25,700 Simon, set tone with Standards and Practices. 148 00:09:25,701 --> 00:09:28,166 We need to explain this without viewers sicking up their Weetabix. 149 00:09:28,205 --> 00:09:33,259 Ken, the internet aspect, new paradigm, Twitter, Arab spring, all that. 150 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:36,994 Dan, all graphics run past me. Keep it functional... no Peppa Pigs. 151 00:09:37,271 --> 00:09:39,846 Malaika, update the princess obit VT. 152 00:09:40,088 --> 00:09:41,595 The Obit VT? 153 00:09:41,618 --> 00:09:44,900 Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone call. Least I can do is warn Tom. 154 00:09:50,337 --> 00:09:51,415 We put a D Notice on it. 155 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:52,536 It's gone global, Tom. 156 00:09:52,537 --> 00:09:54,815 Don't. I'm begging you. 157 00:09:54,816 --> 00:09:56,815 Don't run it, Martin. 158 00:09:56,816 --> 00:09:59,254 Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you. 159 00:09:59,912 --> 00:10:01,693 You know how much help you're getting hereon in? 160 00:10:02,607 --> 00:10:05,732 Multiply nothing by shit-all! UKN are dead for us! 161 00:10:05,944 --> 00:10:07,818 Shove it up your arse you fucking... 162 00:10:08,489 --> 00:10:09,870 Interesting. 163 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:10,932 A man. 164 00:10:10,949 --> 00:10:11,870 Man? 165 00:10:11,888 --> 00:10:12,903 A man! 166 00:10:13,528 --> 00:10:15,852 Tom, so you're across it... 167 00:10:17,419 --> 00:10:19,137 I'm exploring contingency plans. 168 00:10:20,191 --> 00:10:21,495 I briefed Callett. 169 00:10:23,850 --> 00:10:26,410 Ah! Mr Callett. Noel, from Blue Eye. 170 00:10:27,802 --> 00:10:32,429 Noel won an Emmy by his effects work on that HBO moon Western thing. 171 00:10:32,649 --> 00:10:33,886 Sea Of Tranquillity. 172 00:10:33,887 --> 00:10:35,178 You won't find better. 173 00:10:35,194 --> 00:10:37,687 Can you map a head onto a body live? 174 00:10:37,688 --> 00:10:38,927 Depends if your camera's moving. 175 00:10:38,928 --> 00:10:44,295 Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held camera in a constant roving motion. 176 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,639 Mm. 177 00:10:45,694 --> 00:10:48,748 Yeah, Gonzo style. He knows his shit. That's tough. 178 00:10:50,114 --> 00:10:52,075 "Fruition to be transmitted in full"? 179 00:10:52,841 --> 00:10:56,484 Focus on the visuals. Different face mapped onto a live performer. 180 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,385 According to those stipulations. 181 00:10:58,846 --> 00:11:00,149 Fringes of possibility... 182 00:11:00,188 --> 00:11:03,259 Deadline's at four. We need to know if it's workable by two. 183 00:11:07,648 --> 00:11:08,962 Can't happen. 184 00:11:09,563 --> 00:11:10,880 It has to. 185 00:11:10,881 --> 00:11:14,800 Our embeds have ruled out the major players. It's not AQ, not IRA. 186 00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:17,576 This is what's left... radicals, hate groups. 187 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:21,038 People who've threatened yourself or the royals. 188 00:11:21,039 --> 00:11:23,518 They're being pulled in as we speak. 189 00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:25,091 For more than questioning, I hope. 190 00:11:25,599 --> 00:11:27,153 Somebody know something. 191 00:11:32,342 --> 00:11:35,998 If we all do it more, there'll be less waste lying around... 192 00:11:36,231 --> 00:11:37,926 Is it still not on the telly? 193 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,915 Nothing. Must be a hoax. 194 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:43,354 Or a black-out. Oh! Heads up! 195 00:11:43,355 --> 00:11:46,713 Some major breaking news here on UKN. 196 00:11:46,730 --> 00:11:48,300 In the last two minutes 197 00:11:48,331 --> 00:11:51,682 It's been confirmed that Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont 198 00:11:51,714 --> 00:11:53,096 has been kidnapped. 199 00:11:53,127 --> 00:11:56,189 A video uploaded anonymously to the Internet 200 00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:59,726 appears to depict the princess pleading for her life. 201 00:12:00,265 --> 00:12:04,693 The video also contains a bizarre ransom demand of a personal nature 202 00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:08,669 involving the Prime Minister, and a detailed list of instructions 203 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:12,029 relating to the enactment of this demand. 204 00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:13,855 As police round up potential suspects... 205 00:12:13,864 --> 00:12:15,332 ... across the nation. 206 00:12:15,349 --> 00:12:20,427 ... This viewer video shows officers raiding an address in Bradford. 207 00:12:20,428 --> 00:12:23,267 A man thought to be connected with a religious 208 00:12:23,268 --> 00:12:26,106 pressure group, dragged to a waiting van... 209 00:12:26,107 --> 00:12:28,785 If it's terrorists, they'll take her head off. 210 00:12:28,786 --> 00:12:31,425 For fuck's sake, man! Just saying. 211 00:12:31,426 --> 00:12:34,944 They'll be asking for a million quid or something. 212 00:12:34,945 --> 00:12:36,543 They want him to do it with a pig. 213 00:12:36,637 --> 00:12:38,684 Demands... 214 00:12:38,746 --> 00:12:43,456 Telegraph has the whole video and an interactive timeline. Tonally stark. 215 00:12:43,487 --> 00:12:46,900 Brief mention of the ransom being "a sex act". Nothing too gross. 216 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:50,423 Sun runs with "Taken". Big grab of Susannah... 217 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,982 Of course I still want that drink. 218 00:12:51,983 --> 00:12:53,626 Then give me something. 219 00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:54,969 It's not... 220 00:12:55,281 --> 00:12:56,909 That won't be possible. 221 00:12:56,980 --> 00:13:00,288 I'm friendly when I drink. Very friendly when I'm grateful. 222 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:03,164 There's no comment at this time 223 00:13:14,101 --> 00:13:17,019 The Guardian are running a fucking live blog 224 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:21,375 and a short piece on the historical symbolism of the pig. 225 00:13:23,456 --> 00:13:25,495 ... only five hours away, 226 00:13:25,496 --> 00:13:29,614 UKN's Damon Brown analyses the public reaction to the crisis. 227 00:13:29,651 --> 00:13:31,447 It's a day like no other. 228 00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:34,903 The kidnap video has been watched by over 18 million people. 229 00:13:34,943 --> 00:13:39,060 Social networking sites are a... buzz with 10,000 Tweets per minute. 230 00:13:39,108 --> 00:13:41,811 While we wait for Downing Street to respond, 231 00:13:41,812 --> 00:13:44,811 the nation is voicing its opinion. 232 00:13:44,812 --> 00:13:49,610 I don't think anyone should concede to any humiliation under threat. 233 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,730 I couldn't bear to watch that. 234 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:55,170 I won't be tuning in. Just thinking about it is horrible. 235 00:13:55,206 --> 00:13:57,941 That's disgusting. It is disgusting. 236 00:13:57,972 --> 00:14:00,688 It is disgusting but... after that, he's gonna be hero. 237 00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:05,279 People will look at him like he's insane and take his position away. 238 00:14:05,326 --> 00:14:08,349 It will be hilarious to see that on TV. 239 00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:10,766 Nothing too abnormal for MPs. 240 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:14,326 They're all sexual deviants, all MPs and Prime Ministers. 241 00:14:17,846 --> 00:14:20,765 We've been squeezing hard, but nothing concrete. 242 00:14:22,244 --> 00:14:24,021 It's my house! You can't... 243 00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:28,326 You are in my doorway touching my door handle! 244 00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:33,203 Could I have a word? 245 00:14:37,242 --> 00:14:38,360 It won't come to that. 246 00:14:38,361 --> 00:14:39,521 And if they don't find her? 247 00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:41,720 MI5 have got a name. 248 00:14:41,721 --> 00:14:42,879 They're surrounding the place now. 249 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,916 Where? 250 00:14:43,948 --> 00:14:44,923 What? 251 00:14:44,954 --> 00:14:46,267 Where's the place? 252 00:14:46,306 --> 00:14:47,423 Truro. 253 00:14:47,447 --> 00:14:48,931 - Why are you lying? - What? 254 00:14:48,947 --> 00:14:50,204 You're lying! 255 00:14:50,219 --> 00:14:52,238 Truro? Jesus! 256 00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:54,608 I don't want you worrying. 257 00:14:54,624 --> 00:14:56,514 You've never patronised me. Don't start now. 258 00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:58,436 Whoever this is, is insane. 259 00:14:58,437 --> 00:14:59,915 And has a princess. 260 00:14:59,916 --> 00:15:00,975 We'll get through this. 261 00:15:01,014 --> 00:15:03,490 Not any princess... the princess. 262 00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:08,355 Princess bloody Facebook bloody eco-conscious national sweetheart. 263 00:15:08,356 --> 00:15:10,595 I won't have to do anything. 264 00:15:11,788 --> 00:15:13,146 Everyone's laughing at us. 265 00:15:13,182 --> 00:15:14,229 You don't know that. 266 00:15:14,262 --> 00:15:15,845 I know people. 267 00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:17,548 We love humiliation. 268 00:15:17,557 --> 00:15:18,768 I can not laugh 269 00:15:18,783 --> 00:15:20,064 Nothing is going to happen. 270 00:15:20,094 --> 00:15:22,047 It's already happening in their heads. 271 00:15:23,233 --> 00:15:27,832 In their heads, that's what you're doing, what my husband is doing. 272 00:15:32,141 --> 00:15:33,514 Please! 273 00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:35,717 Jane. 274 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,451 I love you. 275 00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:44,112 What? 276 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,949 Palace on the phone, sir. 277 00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:47,987 Get Alex to stall them. 278 00:15:48,401 --> 00:15:51,027 She's already been speaking to her for ten minutes. 279 00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:52,828 "Her"? 280 00:15:52,892 --> 00:15:54,315 It's the Queen herself. 281 00:15:56,926 --> 00:15:58,290 Go on. 282 00:16:06,945 --> 00:16:10,890 As the 4pm deadline draws nearer, the world holds its breath... 283 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,476 waiting to discover where the princess 284 00:16:12,483 --> 00:16:14,194 Would they use a female pig? 285 00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:15,936 It's on the list. 286 00:16:15,998 --> 00:16:18,903 List of rules, specifies camera angles and things. 287 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,365 Like dogme 95. 288 00:16:20,388 --> 00:16:21,766 It's not like Dogme 95. 289 00:16:21,774 --> 00:16:22,868 Exactly that. 290 00:16:22,906 --> 00:16:24,260 What's Dogme 95? 291 00:16:24,261 --> 00:16:25,621 Cinematic movement. 292 00:16:25,622 --> 00:16:26,923 Lars von Trier. 293 00:16:26,947 --> 00:16:28,189 Oh... 294 00:16:28,212 --> 00:16:30,810 Rules for a director... no background music, 295 00:16:30,811 --> 00:16:33,409 only natural light, for authenticity. 296 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:38,458 Same as these, so they can't cheat, cut another guy's arse pumping away. 297 00:16:38,724 --> 00:16:41,485 I can't think of anything remotely like this. 298 00:16:42,058 --> 00:16:44,008 A new form of terrorism... 299 00:16:44,056 --> 00:16:48,516 It's not Islamist. To request a pig is specifically abhorrent. 300 00:16:48,545 --> 00:16:51,148 That's the point! Make love to a pig! 301 00:16:51,452 --> 00:16:52,789 Make love? 302 00:16:53,376 --> 00:16:56,614 Steer them away from the grisly details. 303 00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:59,574 Let's not dwell on any of the details. 304 00:16:59,575 --> 00:17:03,013 This is already a huge national talking point. 305 00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:07,412 Isn't this precisely what whoever is behind this is looking for? 306 00:17:07,413 --> 00:17:09,452 How's Her Majesty taking it? 307 00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:11,675 "I trust you'll do everything in your power to get her back." 308 00:17:13,855 --> 00:17:15,251 And we are. 309 00:17:15,252 --> 00:17:18,370 It wasn't a collective "you". It was a singular "you", ie me. 310 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:22,209 Sir, we may have something. Jamie's been tracing the video's origin. 311 00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:23,525 I thought it was untraceable. 312 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:27,371 Technically, yes, so I thought, "Work with what we do now" 313 00:17:27,372 --> 00:17:31,289 That video, before Youtube compression it was 57.3 meg. 314 00:17:32,737 --> 00:17:34,496 Algorithm. 315 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:37,968 Anyway, we also know it was uploaded at 3:16 AM. 316 00:17:38,047 --> 00:17:41,140 I ran a nationwide traceback on uninterrupted one-way uploads 317 00:17:41,195 --> 00:17:45,412 of precisely 57.3 meg in the minutes leading up to 3:16, 318 00:17:45,446 --> 00:17:48,131 and the closest I can get is a postcode. 319 00:17:48,147 --> 00:17:50,084 It came from somewhere in there. 320 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,239 Looks like a campus. 321 00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:55,203 Yeah. Closed 2010. 322 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,883 It's been empty since. 323 00:17:56,884 --> 00:17:58,962 Latest I-sat image on this area? 324 00:17:58,963 --> 00:18:02,243 3 AM flyover shot from last night... 325 00:18:04,162 --> 00:18:05,971 Looks like it had lights on. 326 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,611 We got him. We got him. 327 00:18:10,726 --> 00:18:13,813 Alert the local team. Full squad. I'll man it. 328 00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:17,165 With helmet-cam relay. We can watch the operation. 329 00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:19,031 Press office, OK, Tom? 330 00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:25,952 Yes! 331 00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,576 Right. Confident? 332 00:18:29,577 --> 00:18:32,736 It's a kick-bollock scramble, but with finessing it should be OK. 333 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:36,056 Finesse quickly. Our performer's on his way. 334 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:46,613 It's a new one for me, obviously. I wouldn't normally... You know. 335 00:18:46,614 --> 00:18:48,613 You seen any of my films? 336 00:18:48,614 --> 00:18:49,508 No. 337 00:18:49,524 --> 00:18:52,499 I'm pretty trad... bish, bash, bosh. In, out. 338 00:18:52,547 --> 00:18:54,156 Yeah, well... 339 00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:56,491 What do I put on the invoice? That's what I'm wondering. 340 00:18:56,492 --> 00:18:57,782 There won't be any invoicing. 341 00:18:57,821 --> 00:19:01,007 - Oi-oi, Rod! - Oi-oi! 342 00:19:02,802 --> 00:19:05,409 Need to prep two statements 343 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:06,888 Good outcome. Bad outcome. 344 00:19:06,889 --> 00:19:08,113 Rescue operation? 345 00:19:08,152 --> 00:19:11,065 Goon squad's heading for postcode in Buckinghamshire. 346 00:19:11,129 --> 00:19:15,209 HP84TD, a college or something. They should be there by now. 347 00:19:39,004 --> 00:19:42,242 Yeah, I've reduced the luminance... 348 00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:44,602 Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn. 349 00:19:44,603 --> 00:19:46,882 AKA, Rod Senseless. 350 00:19:46,883 --> 00:19:48,354 Stage name. 351 00:19:51,018 --> 00:19:52,680 Yeah. Well... 352 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,800 You need to get into this. 353 00:19:54,835 --> 00:19:56,648 Is there a dressing room I can use? 354 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,000 No. 355 00:19:58,076 --> 00:19:59,919 Where's my co-star? 356 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,225 Be rude not to give her a kiss beforehand. 357 00:20:02,265 --> 00:20:04,583 Outside in the truck. 358 00:20:05,641 --> 00:20:07,325 Full of joie de vivre, isn't he? 359 00:20:10,558 --> 00:20:14,237 You also need to wear this... on your head. 360 00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:24,843 Board's been prised away. That's where they got in. 361 00:20:24,877 --> 00:20:26,189 OK. 362 00:20:26,673 --> 00:20:28,155 Target identified. 363 00:20:28,188 --> 00:20:29,367 Commissioner. Thank you. 364 00:20:29,391 --> 00:20:30,891 So, team red... 365 00:20:30,906 --> 00:20:32,086 Any orders, boss? 366 00:20:32,109 --> 00:20:34,343 Continue reconnaissance and await instructions, 367 00:20:34,382 --> 00:20:35,781 before you proceed. 368 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:38,059 With the 4pm deadline three hours away, 369 00:20:38,098 --> 00:20:39,917 time is running out for the Prime Minister... 370 00:20:49,391 --> 00:20:50,790 They got in, yeah? 371 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,251 Do you think I'd be here if they had? 372 00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:56,735 We've got statements for either outcome. 373 00:21:00,428 --> 00:21:02,294 Listen, coverage is very sympathetic. 374 00:21:02,315 --> 00:21:04,091 Can't think about coverage now! 375 00:21:10,673 --> 00:21:12,030 But it's on-side? 376 00:21:12,835 --> 00:21:14,529 Strong undercurrent of sympathy. 377 00:21:14,568 --> 00:21:17,435 Every poll indicates understanding, disgust with the 378 00:21:17,436 --> 00:21:20,303 captor, outrage at the whole thing, but not at you. 379 00:21:24,779 --> 00:21:28,066 If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not saying they will, but if they do, 380 00:21:28,503 --> 00:21:31,582 the public anticipates non-compliance. 381 00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,791 There'll be squawks from the usuals, 382 00:21:35,823 --> 00:21:39,971 but it's not "England expects". 383 00:21:45,411 --> 00:21:50,570 If he kills her, there's no blood on your hands. Bottom line. 384 00:21:54,258 --> 00:21:59,654 With hours to go, time is running out for the security services. 385 00:21:59,826 --> 00:22:02,216 Joining us is actress Lydia... 386 00:22:02,248 --> 00:22:04,055 Thought this was coming from IB7. 387 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:07,121 We trimmed the edges so it's coming direct. 388 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,814 Twinkle tits from? 389 00:22:09,815 --> 00:22:13,973 Actress, Downton Abbey, knows the princess. 390 00:22:13,974 --> 00:22:16,119 This came for you, left at reception. 391 00:22:17,392 --> 00:22:19,013 Courier dropped it off. 392 00:22:23,373 --> 00:22:25,532 Know how to plug this in? 393 00:22:32,611 --> 00:22:35,129 Jack, call the police. Take it! 394 00:22:35,130 --> 00:22:37,289 Get someone to shoot that first. 395 00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:39,329 What the fuck is this? 396 00:22:40,718 --> 00:22:43,156 I gave you rules. I said no cheating. 397 00:22:53,927 --> 00:22:56,045 Some more breaking news, 398 00:22:56,046 --> 00:23:00,045 and a severed finger, thought to belong to Princess Susannah, 399 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,564 has been delivered to UKN, along with a video 400 00:23:03,565 --> 00:23:07,883 apparently showing the kidnapper removing it from the princess. 401 00:23:08,071 --> 00:23:11,752 UKN News has passed all material to Scotland Yard... 402 00:23:11,776 --> 00:23:13,323 Fucking hell! 403 00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:17,970 Oh, God! I can't watch this! He's got to do what they want. 404 00:23:18,111 --> 00:23:19,481 Yes, he fucking has! 405 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,801 ... Which contained a statement 406 00:23:21,885 --> 00:23:26,159 accusing Downing Street of attempting to break the rules 407 00:23:26,184 --> 00:23:28,574 This grim development comes just hours 408 00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:30,738 before the 4PM deadline... 409 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,679 Jesus! 410 00:23:40,918 --> 00:23:44,196 Unless I'm mistaken, our mystery man specified 411 00:23:44,197 --> 00:23:47,237 no visual trickery in his original demand, didn't he? 412 00:23:47,902 --> 00:23:49,206 I considered it necessary... 413 00:23:49,238 --> 00:23:50,542 Considered it necessary. 414 00:23:50,566 --> 00:23:51,871 To divise... 415 00:23:51,878 --> 00:23:53,604 FUCKING HELL! 416 00:23:59,579 --> 00:24:00,888 - Mike... ! - Don't! 417 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,238 It's nor... 418 00:24:02,246 --> 00:24:05,344 One word, I swear I will fucking... ! 419 00:24:17,314 --> 00:24:19,082 What did you do, Alex? 420 00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:21,809 I had a back-up plan. 421 00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:24,799 A man prepared to do it and an FX company that 422 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,066 would paint your head onto his shoulders. 423 00:24:27,109 --> 00:24:28,667 You actually thought that would work? 424 00:24:28,831 --> 00:24:30,151 I believed it worth considering. 425 00:24:30,254 --> 00:24:31,947 Then you're a stupid bitch. 426 00:24:32,348 --> 00:24:34,426 With your interest at heart. 427 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:35,821 Who knew about this? 428 00:24:36,161 --> 00:24:39,789 A select few. It seems some idiot at the studio 429 00:24:39,836 --> 00:24:42,289 recognised our designated performer, 430 00:24:42,387 --> 00:24:45,647 Tweeted a photo and the online hivemind did the maths. 431 00:24:45,695 --> 00:24:47,257 It's not playing well. 432 00:24:48,839 --> 00:24:50,193 With who? 433 00:24:51,669 --> 00:24:53,645 With, er... anyone. 434 00:24:53,944 --> 00:24:57,746 A few hours ago, public opinion was behind Prime Minister Callow, 435 00:24:57,778 --> 00:25:00,378 with only 28% of the public believing 436 00:25:00,414 --> 00:25:03,182 he should fulfil the bizarre and illegal request. 437 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,432 In the wake of these images, 438 00:25:05,485 --> 00:25:10,404 and the delivery of the princess's finger, the mood is shifting. 439 00:25:10,461 --> 00:25:14,023 It'll be humiliating, but nothing compared to her suffering. 440 00:25:14,047 --> 00:25:15,570 With the appearance of finger... 441 00:25:15,616 --> 00:25:16,725 He's just got to do it. 442 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:17,632 Yes, he has to do it. 443 00:25:17,647 --> 00:25:19,036 What's the alternative? 444 00:25:19,037 --> 00:25:21,950 We can get another Prime Minister. We can't live without a princess. 445 00:25:21,990 --> 00:25:23,381 Of course... 446 00:25:23,427 --> 00:25:27,016 If he doesn't get her released, he's finished, isn't he? 447 00:25:27,017 --> 00:25:30,425 Online polls suggest that 86% of voters 448 00:25:30,457 --> 00:25:33,095 now believe the demand should be met. 449 00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:35,096 Damon Brown... 450 00:25:38,095 --> 00:25:39,893 When are Walker's team hitting the college? 451 00:25:39,894 --> 00:25:41,015 They need time... 452 00:25:41,016 --> 00:25:42,973 No more pissing around. 453 00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:44,374 Julian's advising against... 454 00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:48,212 I'm advising for. They go in now. They go in now. 455 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,289 Where's my obit VT? 456 00:26:07,290 --> 00:26:11,728 What would you say if I said I was near where Susannah's being held? 457 00:26:11,729 --> 00:26:13,273 I'd say bullshit. 458 00:26:13,328 --> 00:26:15,286 Then you'd be wrong. 459 00:26:16,772 --> 00:26:18,312 Have you got a crew with you? 460 00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:19,943 I'm not stupid. 461 00:26:20,922 --> 00:26:22,303 Malaika? 462 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:23,974 Hello? 463 00:26:38,324 --> 00:26:39,922 Are you getting this? 464 00:26:39,923 --> 00:26:42,803 Yeah. Don't put yourself in any danger. 465 00:26:49,522 --> 00:26:50,721 Still getting this? 466 00:26:50,722 --> 00:26:54,121 Yeah. Just stay safe, Malaika. Be careful! 467 00:27:10,078 --> 00:27:11,997 If this doesn't work... 468 00:27:13,122 --> 00:27:15,117 we need... 469 00:27:39,152 --> 00:27:42,431 Armed police! Lay down on the floor! Lay down on the floor! 470 00:27:46,193 --> 00:27:48,390 Move! 471 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:53,909 Fuck! 472 00:28:00,121 --> 00:28:02,160 It's a decoy. 473 00:28:02,404 --> 00:28:06,957 They must have bounced the upload from here with a proxy. I'm sorry. 474 00:28:07,029 --> 00:28:08,277 Jesus! 475 00:28:08,306 --> 00:28:09,582 They're looking right at her! 476 00:28:09,637 --> 00:28:11,058 They can't see her. 477 00:28:11,159 --> 00:28:12,301 Malaika, make sure they can't... 478 00:28:12,339 --> 00:28:13,932 Stay down! Don't move! 479 00:28:17,705 --> 00:28:20,024 Run, Malaika! Run! 480 00:28:23,664 --> 00:28:25,822 Get out of there. Come on! 481 00:28:25,823 --> 00:28:27,783 Armed police! 482 00:28:36,261 --> 00:28:37,606 Is it him? 483 00:28:38,693 --> 00:28:40,629 Where the fuck is Jack? 484 00:28:40,660 --> 00:28:43,419 Advance! Advance! Advance! 485 00:28:45,483 --> 00:28:48,483 Get down! 486 00:28:48,579 --> 00:28:51,416 Get down! 487 00:28:51,465 --> 00:28:55,663 UKN. It's Malaika something or other. She's from UKN. 488 00:28:55,696 --> 00:28:56,977 - You press? - Yes. 489 00:28:58,697 --> 00:29:01,055 There goes your RTS Award. 490 00:29:01,056 --> 00:29:03,135 There must be something. 491 00:29:03,136 --> 00:29:03,964 There's nothing there, Mike. 492 00:29:03,987 --> 00:29:05,295 There'll be a clue. Some evidence. 493 00:29:05,296 --> 00:29:06,335 We've done all we can. 494 00:29:06,336 --> 00:29:08,774 You rescued mannequin. 495 00:29:08,809 --> 00:29:09,682 I'm sorry, Michael... 496 00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:10,809 Fuck off, Julian! 497 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:12,472 20 past three. We're out of time. 498 00:29:12,477 --> 00:29:14,464 We're not out of time! 499 00:29:15,005 --> 00:29:16,588 We're not out of time. 500 00:29:32,330 --> 00:29:34,329 It's not going to happen. 501 00:29:34,330 --> 00:29:34,848 To the public... 502 00:29:34,849 --> 00:29:35,730 Fuck the public! 503 00:29:35,731 --> 00:29:40,608 To the public, this would be one man of questionable popularity 504 00:29:40,609 --> 00:29:42,848 putting personal embarrassment over the life of a girl. 505 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:45,087 They will not release her anyway. She's probably already dead. 506 00:29:45,088 --> 00:29:48,003 If she isn't, he'll kill her and upload the video. 507 00:29:48,930 --> 00:29:52,666 Everyone will see it. The world will see it. 508 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:56,985 The mood will border on insurrection and you will be destroyed, 509 00:29:56,986 --> 00:30:00,105 I guarantee you... utterly destroyed. 510 00:30:02,790 --> 00:30:04,709 The polling bears that out. 511 00:30:05,344 --> 00:30:11,942 You won't just be a disgraced politician, 512 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:17,061 The public, the Palace and the Party insist on compliance. 513 00:30:17,069 --> 00:30:18,321 Fuck the Party! 514 00:30:18,330 --> 00:30:21,107 Refuse, and I've been advised 515 00:30:21,141 --> 00:30:23,740 that we cannot guarantee your physical safety. 516 00:30:25,681 --> 00:30:27,382 Or that of your family. 517 00:30:29,257 --> 00:30:30,968 But... 518 00:30:40,623 --> 00:30:42,840 I've made arrangements for the broadcast. 519 00:30:45,081 --> 00:30:46,156 I can't... 520 00:30:46,157 --> 00:30:49,003 I'm sorry, Michael. It's out of your hands. 521 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:59,733 Let's take you live to the scene in central London. 522 00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:03,572 As we see the Prime Minister's car travelling across London... 523 00:31:03,573 --> 00:31:05,279 He's got to do it. 524 00:31:05,569 --> 00:31:07,404 The world's bloody broken. 525 00:31:07,489 --> 00:31:11,491 ... Appears to be heading west to Bankside Studios. 526 00:31:44,738 --> 00:31:47,537 We've ratified the law... after midnight, 527 00:31:47,591 --> 00:31:51,758 it'll be a criminal of fence to store any recording or images of the event. 528 00:31:56,203 --> 00:31:59,104 They're doing an announcement to warn people off 529 00:31:59,105 --> 00:32:02,006 even watching, some sonic tone that causes nausea. 530 00:32:03,961 --> 00:32:08,040 ... When public opinion has very much hardened, 531 00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:11,504 following the delivery of the princess's severed finger. 532 00:32:12,054 --> 00:32:16,120 As the 4pm deadline approaches, the nation is at a stand still 533 00:32:16,159 --> 00:32:19,037 watching the extraordinary situation play out. 534 00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:23,917 Just to remind you, this is now a story of global significance... 535 00:32:23,918 --> 00:32:27,596 "Michael Callow has displayed incredible bravery 536 00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:30,356 in what was a matter of life or death." 537 00:32:30,786 --> 00:32:33,585 That's how it opens, then we should move on... 538 00:32:34,236 --> 00:32:36,195 OK. Yeah. 539 00:32:37,483 --> 00:32:38,789 Everything prepared? 540 00:32:38,845 --> 00:32:39,920 Yes, ma'am. 541 00:32:39,951 --> 00:32:41,108 It's sedated? 542 00:32:41,134 --> 00:32:42,528 Injection. It's docile. 543 00:32:51,152 --> 00:32:53,472 It's time to go in now. 544 00:32:59,231 --> 00:33:01,349 ... An unprecedented nature. 545 00:33:01,350 --> 00:33:03,612 This is an official announcement. 546 00:33:03,635 --> 00:33:05,096 In a few minutes, 547 00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:08,413 the Prime Minister will perform an indecent act on your screens. 548 00:33:10,949 --> 00:33:16,227 ... in the hope that it will ensure the release of Princess Susannah. 549 00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:19,999 Recording or possessing a copy of this broadcast will become illegal 550 00:33:20,008 --> 00:33:21,093 at midnight. 551 00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:24,747 All viewers are advised to turn off their televisions immediately. 552 00:33:24,786 --> 00:33:27,544 The broadcast will commence after the following tone. 553 00:34:01,936 --> 00:34:03,912 We're complying with the stipulated rules. 554 00:34:03,974 --> 00:34:06,099 You'll have to keep going... 555 00:34:09,137 --> 00:34:12,217 you'll have to see it through to the end. 556 00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:19,374 We've placed visual aids in your eyeline, which might help if you... 557 00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:21,375 get into trouble. 558 00:34:24,947 --> 00:34:27,621 The suggestion we're getting from psychologists 559 00:34:27,678 --> 00:34:30,440 is that you should take as long as you need. 560 00:34:33,133 --> 00:34:37,051 If you rush, it might be misinterpreted as eagerness 561 00:34:37,052 --> 00:34:39,292 or even enjoyment. 562 00:34:52,649 --> 00:34:55,194 It's just a skeleton crew inside. 563 00:34:56,215 --> 00:34:57,794 Closed set. 564 00:35:43,399 --> 00:35:44,639 There he is! 565 00:35:48,998 --> 00:35:54,060 I trust this will bring about the safe return of Princess Susannah. 566 00:36:03,676 --> 00:36:04,956 I... 567 00:36:11,192 --> 00:36:13,041 I love my wife. 568 00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:18,376 May God forgive me. 569 00:36:38,069 --> 00:36:40,547 Oh, no! 570 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:21,249 Jesus! Poor bastard! 571 00:38:23,689 --> 00:38:25,687 But it's been on for nearly an hour. 572 00:38:25,688 --> 00:38:28,048 It's history, this. 573 00:39:28,476 --> 00:39:30,475 We've got her. Susannah. 574 00:39:30,476 --> 00:39:31,396 They released her? 575 00:39:31,397 --> 00:39:34,233 Stumbling about in the city. 576 00:39:34,265 --> 00:39:37,727 Sedated. She can't remember anything, but she's unharmed. 577 00:39:37,751 --> 00:39:39,063 But her finger? 578 00:39:39,102 --> 00:39:41,113 Not hers. DNA shows it's male. 579 00:39:41,114 --> 00:39:42,119 What? 580 00:39:42,244 --> 00:39:47,439 There is one other thing. There's a CCTV grab of her from half three. 581 00:39:47,485 --> 00:39:51,671 It seems he let her go 30 minutes before it happened. 582 00:39:52,843 --> 00:39:54,227 Why? 583 00:39:54,376 --> 00:39:55,884 My guess... 584 00:39:56,001 --> 00:39:57,485 he knew everyone would be elsewhere 585 00:39:57,540 --> 00:39:59,742 watching screens. 586 00:40:01,182 --> 00:40:02,793 So it's a statement. 587 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,206 Ma'am? 588 00:40:04,221 --> 00:40:07,341 That's what this was all about, making a point. 589 00:40:07,749 --> 00:40:09,228 Should we, er... ? 590 00:40:09,229 --> 00:40:11,297 Lose that page of the report. 591 00:40:11,594 --> 00:40:13,867 No-one sees it, especially the PM. 592 00:40:13,868 --> 00:40:15,867 Of course. 593 00:40:25,407 --> 00:40:26,918 Good news, Michael. 594 00:40:27,763 --> 00:40:30,590 You saved her. Susannah's alive and well. 595 00:41:22,774 --> 00:41:26,453 On the one-year anniversary of his humiliating ordeal, 596 00:41:26,454 --> 00:41:30,572 an apparently unconcerned Michael Callow put in an assured performance 597 00:41:30,573 --> 00:41:33,719 at a public appearance, accompanied by his wife Jane. 598 00:41:33,751 --> 00:41:35,009 Here I go. 599 00:41:35,031 --> 00:41:36,111 OK. 600 00:41:36,481 --> 00:41:39,039 Oh! 601 00:41:39,938 --> 00:41:43,639 The other central figure in events was also before the camera 602 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:46,049 at last night's Children Of Valour Awards. 603 00:41:46,050 --> 00:41:48,848 Princess Susannah made her first public appearance 604 00:41:48,849 --> 00:41:50,732 since announcing her pregnancy. 605 00:41:51,318 --> 00:41:55,607 It was one year ago that the Turner Prize-winning artist, 606 00:41:55,608 --> 00:41:56,942 Carlton Bloom, 607 00:41:56,976 --> 00:42:00,253 coerced the Prime Minister into committing an indecent act. 608 00:42:02,487 --> 00:42:06,652 As the anniversary arrived, one art critic caused controversy 609 00:42:06,683 --> 00:42:10,684 by describing it as "the first great artwork of the 21st century". 610 00:42:11,176 --> 00:42:15,014 While cultural commentators debate its significance, 611 00:42:15,062 --> 00:42:17,283 with a global audience of 1.3 billion, 612 00:42:17,346 --> 00:42:19,860 it was an event in which we all participated. 613 00:42:19,976 --> 00:42:23,163 However, the incident failed to destroy a Prime Minister, 614 00:42:23,242 --> 00:42:27,521 who holds an approval rating three points higher than last year. 615 00:42:27,629 --> 00:42:29,950 Damon Brown, UKN. 616 00:42:35,041 --> 00:42:36,240 Jane. 617 00:42:37,434 --> 00:42:39,074 Jane, please.