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- Captain Daly.
- Report.
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A non-federation vessel jumped straight
out of white space right in front of us.
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- Valdack.
- That can't be.
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My data scan indicates a heavily
armored Gorgan Dreadnought,
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vessel ID number 9864321.
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Thank you, Dudani. Valdack must
have hijacked it from the Fermi hub
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and tracked our position.
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- Tulaska, shield status?
- Shields 100%.
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- Helmsman Packer?
- Captain.
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- Prime rear thrusters.
- Rear thrusters primed.
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If that's Valdack,
he'll rip us to shreds.
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Captain, we have to surrender.
There's no other way.
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Let's not lose our
heads, Lieutenant Walton.
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Shields at 68%.
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Heavy damage reported,
decks six through ten.
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Fires in med center and major
rupture to cargo bay Alpha.
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We've got no choice!
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Do you want me to open comms
with Valdack's craft, Captain?
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Negative.
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- Shields at 54%.
- There's no way out.
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- Captain, please.
- Not now, Walton.
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Helmsman Packer, take us into
that asteroid gas cluster.
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- Into the cluster?
- That's suicide, sir.
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It is our only chance.
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That gas cluster is charged
with ionized pyron particles.
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If our shields hold, we can use them
to increase our photon intensity.
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Packer, increase thrusters.
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Shields at 43%.
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It'll tear the ship apart, Captain!
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Walton, you are a Space Fleet
officer. Act accordingly.
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- Shields at 32%.
- Valdack's not following.
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Packer, turn us around.
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- Tulaska, charge photon bolts.
- Bolts charged, Captain.
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Fire!
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His hull's breached, shields
gone. He's defenseless.
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- Lieutenant Lowry, open comms.
- He's already hailing us, Captain.
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On screen.
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Captain Daly, may you drown in
the venom of 900 Tragorian snakes!
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You are defeated, Valdack.
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Return the plasmorthian crystal
and we'll cause you no more damage.
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You must think me a fool, Captain!
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I know the crystal's capabilities,
and I will die before I give it up!
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I gave you a chance,
Valdack, showed you mercy.
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Reflect on that while you can.
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Close comms.
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- Tulaska, destroy his ship.
- Yes, Captain.
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- That was incredible, Captain.
- You saved our lives.
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I'm so sorry I lost
it back there, Captain.
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Not for the first time, Walton.
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And I should know by
now never to doubt you.
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Please forgive me.
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At ease, Walton.
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Captain, sensors indicate
an escape pod ejected
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from Valdack's ship before detonation.
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He's escaping with the crystal.
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You want me to plot a
pursuit course, Captain?
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No.
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We'll let him go... for now.
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- Great decision-making, Captain.
- Three cheers for Captain Daly.
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- Hip hip.
- Hooray!
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- Hip hip.
- Hooray!
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- Hip hip.
- Hooray!
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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ And so say all of us ♪
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God bless you, Captain. God bless you.
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Thirteenth floor.
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- Welcome to Callister.
- Oh.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Hey.
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Uh... Elena, my pass doesn't work.
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You must renew on first of each month.
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Yeah, I know that, but the
first was on the weekend, so...
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OK.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Prepare to enter
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the most immersive gaming
experience in years,
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Infinity, from Callister Inc.
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- Morning, Mr. Daly.
- Helmsman Packer.
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Huh?
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Uh, I mean, Mr. Packer. Nate.
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OK.
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Are you making coffees?
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Yeah.
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Do you think maybe you
could make me one too?
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Sure, sure. Uh, what do you want?
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Just vanilla latte. Skim milk.
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Yeah, good call. 'Cause...
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those are very, very big numbers.
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We might just have to hold you
to that. Well, no, yes, of course.
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Sure. Yes.
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Oh, are you OK, man?
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I guess you didn't see my gym bag.
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Here. Come on.
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- I'm sorry, bud.
- OK.
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You left it...
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You're gonna do it for
me and make it good.
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You know you are a god to me at least.
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Oh. The ladies' bathroom is that
way. The sign's kind of confusing.
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You're Robert Daly, right?
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- Right.
- Yeah, hi.
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I'm Nanette, Nanette Cole.
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Um...
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I started here today,
coding on the update,
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and I just wanted to,
uh, pass on my admiration
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to the person who
actually designed Infinity.
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The procedural algorithm is amazing.
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It's just some beautiful code.
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Thank you.
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That's actually the reason
that I wanted to work here.
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- You must be busy. I'm so sorry.
- No, no, it's fine.
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- Sorry.
- No.
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Well, just fangirling. Sorry. Um...
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Ooh... vintage.
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- Yeah, it's Space Fleet.
- Wow.
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It's a TV show. Before your time.
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Before my time, actually.
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But it was... visionary.
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Is this on, like, tape?
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Yeah, I've got the
VHS, the DVD, Blu-ray.
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The whole thing. Seasons one to six.
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Netflix has it these days, but...
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Aboard the spaceship USS Callister.
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- OK, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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So... OK, so Callister
is like the, uh...
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Yeah, when we set up the company, um...
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I suggested we call it Callister
as kind of a little tribute.
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Walton didn't really get the
reference, but he let me have that one.
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Mini-skirted damsels.
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A little cold for that in space.
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That is just what a Bargradian
sand warrior would say.
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Bob, Christmas is closing
in like a goddamn meteor.
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We've got customers all over our
balls waiting for the Infinity update.
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Tell me it's gonna be up and
running before the weekend.
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- Oh, I'll ask Kabir...
- You're CTO. Don't ask anybody anything.
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You should be telling people things
like I'm telling you right now.
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- I'll talk to him.
- Good.
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- I'm sorry.
- OK.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Sorry, I couldn't find
a good moment to...
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Oh, you must be new. Uh... I'm
James Walton. I run the company.
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- I...
- Well, we run the company, kind of.
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Bob here is the hardware,
and I am the shiny front end.
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- I'm Nanette Cole.
- Which department?
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- Engine architecture.
- And it's your first day?
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Uh...
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- Yeah.
- Have you had the tour?
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No, I...
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Please, allow me.
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OK.
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It was so nice to meet you.
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Just a little bit.
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It's a different
environment I set up here.
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People call it a carefree
environment. I call it "care-full."
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- Interesting.
- Not scary.
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Dudani?
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Kabir?
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Mm. Mr. Daly.
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Do you have the latest
ETA on the update patch?
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It's just there's still
some runtime errors.
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Well, the thing is, we could have
it ready by end of play today,
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but if we had time, we could
alter the trading mechanics,
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tweak the critical hit system, but
of course, that'd add another week,
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maybe ten days or so.
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Mr. Daly?
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- Yeah. Yeah, do all of that, thank you.
- I'll... OK, we're on it.
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Welcome back, Captain.
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Have you located Valdack's position?
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Not yet, but our sensors are
scanning every star system
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between here and Valatros.
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So your answer is no?
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Uh...
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I'm afraid so, sir.
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You... are pathetic,
Walton. What are you?
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What's that?
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Pathetic.
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So Valdack's out there somewhere
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and you village idiots
are asleep at the wheel.
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You're not just disgraceful,
you're disgusting, all of you.
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So can you do one thing?
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Can you find Valdack?
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I'm not asking. I'm
telling you! Understand?
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- Hmm?
- Yes.
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- Yes?
- Yes, Captain. Yeah.
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- Yes.
- Aye, Captain.
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Huh?
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Well, all right.
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Tulaska, check security protocols.
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If they've expired, you're in trouble.
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Yes, Captain.
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Dudani, recheck those probe results.
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- No room for errors.
- Of course, Captain.
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- Helmsman Packer?
- Captain.
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Vanilla latte.
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- Skim milk.
- At once.
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Walton.
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Exit game.
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Hi, Nanette. You feel like you
have everything you need here?
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Mm-hmm.
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- All right. That's a nice sweater.
- Oh. Thank you.
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Cashmere?
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Mr. Daly, got that new
ETA on the update patch.
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- New ETA?
- Yeah, it's all good.
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But now we're looking at
December 24th for rollout.
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We don't patch until Christmas Eve?
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Well, yeah, I mean, with
the alterations you approved.
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OK, OK. Thank you.
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OK.
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- Hi, Robert.
- Hi.
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Um, I was just gonna fix
a coffee. Do you want one?
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- Sure.
- OK.
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Um... vanilla latte with skim milk.
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- Okey-dokes.
- OK.
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Absolutely.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, yes, they are great numbers.
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OK. Mm-hmm.
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Ta-ta.
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Total fucking shitwit.
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- Do you want coffee?
- Um, Brushed Suede. Thank you.
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So how are you settling
in? Are you settling in?
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Uh, yeah, yeah. Everyone
here is really friendly.
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And um... it is not like
my last job, thank God.
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- Yeah?
- It was a toxic workplace, you know.
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My boss was a major-league bully and...
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- It's not like here, like with Mr...
- Walton.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. He's a really good guy.
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He's a bit of a player.
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Chuck a sandwich across the room,
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he'll fuck it before it hits the ground,
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but he's basically an all right bloke.
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OK. Well, there's uh... two
bosses here anyway, so I guess...
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- Two how?
- Robert Daly.
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Oh!
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I mean, well, yeah, technically.
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Mr. Daly is actually the
whole reason that I'm here.
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- Really? Interesting.
- I mean...
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Who wouldn't wanna work under an
incredible mind like that, you know?
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His coding is... It's sublime.
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Do you have a thing for him?
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Daly? No, no. No. It's not like that.
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It's purely... It's professional.
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I like his code.
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Ah. Fucking hell, I
was gonna say, you know,
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don't be too nice to him
'cause he gets a bit starey.
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Mm.
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00:16:32,977 --> 00:16:36,975
Wide berth, that's
my advice. Wide berth.
251
00:16:36,977 --> 00:16:38,055
- OK.
- Yeah.
252
00:16:38,057 --> 00:16:39,377
Thank you.
253
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,817
- There you go.
- Thank you.
254
00:17:15,176 --> 00:17:17,655
- Bye.
- No bye. I'm coming.
255
00:17:17,657 --> 00:17:19,295
No. Suck a dick, Karl.
256
00:17:19,297 --> 00:17:20,697
Later, guys.
257
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,457
Welcome to Callister.
258
00:18:49,097 --> 00:18:50,535
Thank you.
259
00:18:50,537 --> 00:18:51,577
You're welcome.
260
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,377
Goddamn it, Robert!
261
00:19:02,737 --> 00:19:04,377
- Christmas Eve. Really?
- Uh...
262
00:19:05,217 --> 00:19:06,217
Not OK.
263
00:19:55,017 --> 00:19:56,017
Oh.
264
00:20:23,257 --> 00:20:24,977
Hello?
265
00:21:30,577 --> 00:21:34,817
Oh, boy. It looks like there's
a new girl in the office.
266
00:21:36,845 --> 00:21:38,365
What's your name, hon?
267
00:21:39,217 --> 00:21:40,935
Come in. Let me fix you a drink.
268
00:21:40,937 --> 00:21:45,095
We have everything from
Bengarian phlegm shots to uh...
269
00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:48,175
ooh, distilled root blood
from the Cangor quadrant.
270
00:21:48,177 --> 00:21:52,097
What's your poison? Some of this
actually is poison, so don't be shy.
271
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,097
Am I dreaming?
272
00:21:56,457 --> 00:21:58,775
Yeah, no, no, 'fraid not.
273
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,137
- I remember dreaming.
- Me too.
274
00:22:02,057 --> 00:22:03,815
But where am I?
275
00:22:03,817 --> 00:22:06,375
This is the USS Callister,
Space Fleet's finest,
276
00:22:06,377 --> 00:22:09,754
exploring the furthest reaches
of the known universe and beyond.
277
00:22:09,757 --> 00:22:14,335
We are its loyal space crew and
now, apparently, so are you. Cheers.
278
00:22:15,897 --> 00:22:18,415
Your name? Babe, what's your name?
279
00:22:18,417 --> 00:22:21,017
Nanette. We've met.
280
00:22:21,653 --> 00:22:25,017
Maybe, in the real world. I
wouldn't have no way of knowing.
281
00:22:25,857 --> 00:22:29,175
- What do you mean?
- You'd better sit down.
282
00:22:29,177 --> 00:22:31,657
No, I don't... I don't wanna sit down.
283
00:22:32,537 --> 00:22:34,375
I wanna know what's going on.
284
00:22:34,377 --> 00:22:36,294
You're on board Robert Daly's ship.
285
00:22:37,017 --> 00:22:39,215
Robert Daly, the CTO?
286
00:22:39,217 --> 00:22:42,215
Here he's Captain Daly,
our fearless leader.
287
00:22:42,217 --> 00:22:45,017
Yeah, you're seriously gonna
need to sit the fuck down.
288
00:22:46,057 --> 00:22:47,825
- Uh...
- Welcome.
289
00:22:48,657 --> 00:22:53,335
You are um... Hey, hey. You're
the intern from work, right? Nate?
290
00:22:53,337 --> 00:22:55,375
Packer. Nate Packer.
291
00:22:55,377 --> 00:22:58,457
Wait. So I'm still just
the intern out there?
292
00:22:59,257 --> 00:23:00,775
Jesus.
293
00:23:00,777 --> 00:23:03,055
You're um... You're... You're...
294
00:23:03,057 --> 00:23:05,137
Dudani. Diagnostics.
295
00:23:06,017 --> 00:23:08,217
- Welcome.
- Right.
296
00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:15,095
- You're the receptionist, right?
- Elena.
297
00:23:15,097 --> 00:23:18,295
- Your skin is blue.
- Weird blue alien skin, I know.
298
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:19,977
It's fucked up.
299
00:23:20,737 --> 00:23:22,257
Almost sort of racist.
300
00:23:25,177 --> 00:23:27,666
OK. Walt, fix her something,
301
00:23:27,669 --> 00:23:29,775
something she'll recognize. Vodka.
302
00:23:29,777 --> 00:23:32,215
- Hey. So what's it like out there now?
- What?
303
00:23:32,217 --> 00:23:34,255
- What year is it?
- Don't do her head in.
304
00:23:34,257 --> 00:23:38,177
- What?
- What year? I... saw you today.
305
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:41,655
Ooh. Did you see me?
Did I look thin? Hmm?
306
00:23:41,657 --> 00:23:43,217
Like, wheatgrass yogurt thin?
307
00:23:44,017 --> 00:23:45,975
Can we not pop her fucking mind?
308
00:23:45,977 --> 00:23:49,215
Someone needs to be
straight with me right now.
309
00:23:49,217 --> 00:23:52,217
OK. OK, listen.
310
00:23:52,835 --> 00:23:53,995
This is Infinity.
311
00:23:54,817 --> 00:23:59,895
That's what we're all inside.
That's where all of this exists.
312
00:24:00,777 --> 00:24:02,257
Infinity, the game?
313
00:24:03,177 --> 00:24:05,455
Daly's got his own modded
version of Infinity,
314
00:24:05,457 --> 00:24:07,650
reskinned to look like
his favorite TV show.
315
00:24:07,653 --> 00:24:10,575
- Space Thing? Space Thing?
- Space Fleet.
316
00:24:10,577 --> 00:24:13,217
- Hence the groovy decor.
- And this tasteful get-up.
317
00:24:13,857 --> 00:24:15,375
Infinity.
318
00:24:15,377 --> 00:24:18,295
That's an online game, like
a multiplayer deal. This...
319
00:24:18,297 --> 00:24:22,817
This is his development build,
sealed off so he can control it.
320
00:24:23,268 --> 00:24:24,386
He keeps it offline
321
00:24:24,389 --> 00:24:27,015
so the custom code he's written
can't be detected and deleted.
322
00:24:27,017 --> 00:24:30,897
Mm. Yes, it's a bubble universe,
ruled by an asshole god.
323
00:24:32,243 --> 00:24:33,497
He...
324
00:24:35,457 --> 00:24:37,680
put us in... in here?
325
00:24:37,683 --> 00:24:38,637
Mm-hmm.
326
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,760
Drink your vodka.
327
00:24:41,137 --> 00:24:43,377
- How do we get out?
- No, really, drink it.
328
00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:45,257
Drink it.
329
00:24:49,377 --> 00:24:51,615
- You can't leave.
- What?
330
00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:52,897
None of us can.
331
00:24:53,737 --> 00:24:56,297
- Because you're not actually you.
- What?
332
00:24:56,977 --> 00:25:00,888
I know it's mental, but
you're a copy of you.
333
00:25:00,891 --> 00:25:02,535
- A digital clone.
- No.
334
00:25:02,537 --> 00:25:05,575
No, I am... I'm me. I am me.
335
00:25:05,577 --> 00:25:07,295
- I'm me.
- No, not the real you.
336
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:11,657
Daly's created an identical digital
version of you, of all of us.
337
00:25:12,737 --> 00:25:15,095
From your DNA. He'll
have harvested it somehow.
338
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:17,735
He told me he got mine from
the rim of a smoothie cup.
339
00:25:17,737 --> 00:25:19,775
He retrieved Packer's
juices from the bathroom.
340
00:25:19,777 --> 00:25:22,455
Man, you have got to let that
go. She does not need details.
341
00:25:22,457 --> 00:25:23,743
Basically he's got a gizmo...
342
00:25:23,746 --> 00:25:26,054
I theorize an advanced
biometric DNA virtual clone.
343
00:25:26,057 --> 00:25:28,055
He's got a fucking
gizmo. That's what I said.
344
00:25:28,057 --> 00:25:30,855
He fed your DNA in, he
put you inside his computer
345
00:25:30,857 --> 00:25:33,137
and, bam, you pop up
here like a Pop-Tart.
346
00:25:33,857 --> 00:25:35,935
Yeah, we've all been through it.
347
00:25:35,937 --> 00:25:40,255
He brings us in for different
reasons, shit we did in the office.
348
00:25:40,257 --> 00:25:41,724
I called him out for staring.
349
00:25:41,727 --> 00:25:44,655
I reset admin permissions on
a test build for 14 minutes.
350
00:25:44,657 --> 00:25:46,375
Insufficient smiling.
351
00:25:46,377 --> 00:25:49,575
- I brought him the wrong sandwich.
- OK, never mind the reasons.
352
00:25:49,577 --> 00:25:52,255
The point is that we're
stuck in Daly's playground,
353
00:25:52,257 --> 00:25:54,055
and that's all you need to know.
354
00:25:54,057 --> 00:25:58,021
This is a dream. Yeah, it has to be.
355
00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:01,169
It's more like an eternal waking
356
00:26:01,172 --> 00:26:03,339
nightmare from which there is no escape.
357
00:26:04,617 --> 00:26:08,095
- No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.
- Oh, for fuck's sake,
358
00:26:08,097 --> 00:26:09,775
I'm trying to break her in gently.
359
00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:11,883
The quicker she gets
it, the easier it'll be.
360
00:26:13,097 --> 00:26:15,055
Daddy's home.
361
00:26:15,057 --> 00:26:16,497
He'll be here any moment.
362
00:26:17,377 --> 00:26:19,055
No. I'm gonna get out of here.
363
00:26:19,057 --> 00:26:21,055
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You
gotta stay on the bridge.
364
00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:22,175
He controls everything.
365
00:26:22,177 --> 00:26:24,055
- He does shit to make us cooperate.
- Get off.
366
00:26:24,057 --> 00:26:26,975
- You have no idea. I'm trying to help.
- Just leave it.
367
00:26:26,977 --> 00:26:28,975
He's gonna fuck us up
if she doesn't play ball.
368
00:26:28,977 --> 00:26:32,097
Yes, well, she's gonna have to work
it out for herself, like we all did.
369
00:26:42,817 --> 00:26:44,817
There's gotta be a way out. Come on.
370
00:27:03,657 --> 00:27:07,135
Lieutenant Cole, welcome aboard.
371
00:27:07,137 --> 00:27:11,695
Crew, we have a new member of the
team, Science Officer Nanette Cole.
372
00:27:11,697 --> 00:27:13,695
Please, take your post.
373
00:27:13,697 --> 00:27:18,055
I believe we've finally managed to
track Valdack to an uncharted planet.
374
00:27:18,057 --> 00:27:20,575
- No.
- Take your post. That is an order.
375
00:27:20,577 --> 00:27:23,367
I'm not doing this.
376
00:27:24,937 --> 00:27:27,495
The whole thing's much better
if you let yourself get into it.
377
00:27:27,497 --> 00:27:32,015
If you think that I'm playing along
with your Space Force bullshit...
378
00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:33,855
- Space Fleet.
- Whatever.
379
00:27:33,857 --> 00:27:36,328
- You can think again.
- This is my ship.
380
00:27:37,497 --> 00:27:40,937
- I am your captain. An order is an order.
- Then go fuck yourself.
381
00:27:42,257 --> 00:27:43,415
Sir.
382
00:27:43,417 --> 00:27:47,417
OK. So we're doing it this way.
383
00:27:51,217 --> 00:27:52,937
Are you gonna throw a fireball?
384
00:28:04,457 --> 00:28:09,735
Oh, dear. You can't
see. You can't breathe.
385
00:28:09,737 --> 00:28:10,857
Unpleasant, isn't it?
386
00:28:13,777 --> 00:28:14,977
Do you submit?
387
00:28:16,417 --> 00:28:17,857
You won't die, you know.
388
00:28:19,817 --> 00:28:22,697
No one dies in here
unless I want them to.
389
00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:28,095
I can keep you like this
forever if I feel like it.
390
00:28:28,097 --> 00:28:32,095
Forever gasping for breath
with a mouth that isn't there.
391
00:28:32,097 --> 00:28:34,695
Do you submit?
392
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:38,537
Good girl.
393
00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:51,017
Lieutenant Cole, Valdack's hideout.
Triangulate the signal, please.
394
00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:12,649
It's any button. They're all the same.
395
00:29:15,937 --> 00:29:17,095
Well?
396
00:29:17,097 --> 00:29:21,015
I'm getting a signal
from a class five planet.
397
00:29:21,017 --> 00:29:23,257
- Rannotch.
- Rannoch.
398
00:29:24,377 --> 00:29:26,257
Rannoch B.
399
00:29:27,817 --> 00:29:30,535
Excellent. Dudani, prepare
the transmat system.
400
00:29:30,537 --> 00:29:33,455
- Of course, Captain.
- Walton, Packer, Lowry, with me.
401
00:29:33,457 --> 00:29:35,855
We'll transport down to the
planet, reclaim the crystal
402
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,817
and bring Valdack to justice.
403
00:29:39,537 --> 00:29:42,815
Actually, Cole, you come too.
404
00:29:42,817 --> 00:29:44,535
Perfect opportunity for you to prove
405
00:29:44,537 --> 00:29:47,777
you're more than a recommendation
from Space Fleet. What do you say?
406
00:29:57,638 --> 00:30:00,118
- Mr. Dudani, transport.
- Aye aye, Captain.
407
00:30:17,137 --> 00:30:19,055
Breathable atmosphere.
408
00:30:21,137 --> 00:30:23,617
Scanning for plasmorthian traces.
409
00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:28,095
Crystal's this way. Let's go.
410
00:30:28,097 --> 00:30:31,255
- Nate. Hey, Nate.
- Helmsman Packer, OK?
411
00:30:31,257 --> 00:30:32,816
Call me Helmsman Packer.
412
00:30:32,819 --> 00:30:34,375
He hates it when we don't
use our proper titles.
413
00:30:34,377 --> 00:30:36,495
OK. You got a gun,
so let's take him out.
414
00:30:36,497 --> 00:30:39,255
- Then give it to me.
- OK, one, our guns don't even work.
415
00:30:39,257 --> 00:30:41,748
Only his does. And two, the motherfucker
416
00:30:41,751 --> 00:30:44,059
is invincible, OK? Come on, let's go.
417
00:30:48,857 --> 00:30:50,257
At least you've got a gun.
418
00:30:55,257 --> 00:30:56,375
- Captain.
- Shh.
419
00:30:56,377 --> 00:30:59,175
We meet again, Captain Daly!
420
00:31:03,097 --> 00:31:04,537
We're trapped.
421
00:31:05,377 --> 00:31:06,895
Not advisable.
422
00:31:06,897 --> 00:31:10,569
My plasma grenade will turn
you into screaming soup.
423
00:31:10,572 --> 00:31:12,295
He's not going to kill us, Captain.
424
00:31:12,297 --> 00:31:13,800
He had the element of surprise.
425
00:31:13,803 --> 00:31:15,735
He'd have done it
when he had the chance.
426
00:31:15,737 --> 00:31:19,135
Haven't worked out how to use
the crystal, have you, Valdack?
427
00:31:19,137 --> 00:31:22,695
It's true, I require your
Space Fleet knowledge.
428
00:31:22,697 --> 00:31:25,575
But it's also true that
you're gonna give it to me!
429
00:31:25,577 --> 00:31:26,758
Don't be so sure.
430
00:31:28,417 --> 00:31:30,417
- Jesus. I...
- Shh.
431
00:31:31,417 --> 00:31:33,735
Let's see how your resolve holds up
432
00:31:33,737 --> 00:31:39,255
once you're devoured one
by one by my Arachnajax!
433
00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:44,377
- Holy shit. Oh, my God.
- We're all gonna die.
434
00:31:56,217 --> 00:31:59,935
Killing us won't make us tell you
how the crystal works, Valdack.
435
00:31:59,937 --> 00:32:03,057
We will never...
436
00:32:03,697 --> 00:32:06,894
Hold on. I think my pizza's here.
437
00:32:08,977 --> 00:32:10,055
Pause game.
438
00:32:12,737 --> 00:32:14,335
What's happening?
439
00:32:14,337 --> 00:32:16,215
You heard him. He paused the game.
440
00:32:16,217 --> 00:32:19,335
'Cause he's got a pizza
delivery... out there.
441
00:32:27,697 --> 00:32:28,935
Hold on.
442
00:32:39,897 --> 00:32:41,855
Watch out. He'll be back soon.
443
00:32:41,857 --> 00:32:45,137
Ah. That's good. This
launcher's heavy as shit.
444
00:32:47,137 --> 00:32:48,615
How you holding up?
445
00:32:48,617 --> 00:32:50,297
You know, we're existing.
446
00:32:51,417 --> 00:32:52,697
How you doing, Gillian?
447
00:32:56,097 --> 00:32:57,377
Well, yeah.
448
00:32:59,418 --> 00:33:01,735
- Well, you look great.
- Her name's Gillian.
449
00:33:01,737 --> 00:33:04,055
- Did you lose weight?
- She was in marketing.
450
00:33:04,057 --> 00:33:07,255
Yeah, Daly turned her into... that
451
00:33:07,257 --> 00:33:09,815
because she wouldn't play along
when he cloned her into here.
452
00:33:09,817 --> 00:33:12,815
This universe is littered
with things like her,
453
00:33:12,817 --> 00:33:15,057
poor fuckers who stepped out of line.
454
00:33:17,577 --> 00:33:19,177
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
455
00:33:27,137 --> 00:33:29,055
- Here comes Captain Dick.
- Hey.
456
00:33:29,057 --> 00:33:31,615
Hey. Hey.
457
00:33:31,617 --> 00:33:33,615
I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
458
00:33:33,617 --> 00:33:34,777
Hey. Hey.
459
00:33:38,856 --> 00:33:43,634
If we die, the secret of the
crystal dies with us, Valdack.
460
00:33:43,637 --> 00:33:46,695
Oh, my God. We are all gonna die!
461
00:33:49,617 --> 00:33:54,497
- Valdack?
- What is it, Captain? Final words?
462
00:33:56,457 --> 00:33:59,577
Over there. A naked lady.
463
00:34:00,257 --> 00:34:01,295
Really?
464
00:34:07,617 --> 00:34:08,815
Great plan, Captain.
465
00:34:09,897 --> 00:34:11,857
Unparalleled tactics, Captain.
466
00:34:15,737 --> 00:34:18,935
We've fought many battles,
haven't we, Captain?
467
00:34:18,937 --> 00:34:20,340
We have.
468
00:34:20,343 --> 00:34:25,337
And I've been a good
adversary for you, have I not?
469
00:34:30,057 --> 00:34:31,277
Then please...
470
00:34:35,152 --> 00:34:36,377
end it.
471
00:34:37,497 --> 00:34:39,817
Please.
472
00:34:46,496 --> 00:34:49,575
Killing in cold blood is
against Space Fleet code.
473
00:34:49,577 --> 00:34:51,735
I wish I could help.
474
00:34:59,377 --> 00:35:00,417
Sorry, bud.
475
00:35:04,725 --> 00:35:08,485
Take him to the brig.
476
00:35:09,377 --> 00:35:10,735
- Dudani.
- Captain.
477
00:35:10,737 --> 00:35:12,495
- Transport us aboard.
- Yes, Captain.
478
00:35:12,497 --> 00:35:14,175
No more.
479
00:35:14,177 --> 00:35:16,537
It's OK.
480
00:35:17,457 --> 00:35:19,465
- Hip hip.
- Hooray!
481
00:35:19,577 --> 00:35:21,735
- Hip hip.
- Hooray!
482
00:35:23,777 --> 00:35:28,455
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly fellow ♪
483
00:35:28,457 --> 00:35:32,655
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
484
00:35:32,657 --> 00:35:34,537
♪ And so say... ♪ Oh, my fuck.
485
00:35:37,377 --> 00:35:38,857
That wasn't very nice.
486
00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:47,214
Today I will show you mercy.
487
00:35:47,217 --> 00:35:48,935
- Great mercy-showing, Captain.
- Shh!
488
00:35:48,937 --> 00:35:53,854
Tomorrow you should
reconsider your... amenability.
489
00:35:53,857 --> 00:35:56,737
I may not be feeling so benevolent.
490
00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:02,817
Exit game.
491
00:36:03,657 --> 00:36:06,377
- Oh. Fucking hell.
- This was tense.
492
00:36:07,297 --> 00:36:08,857
I don't like tense.
493
00:36:10,097 --> 00:36:11,697
- Drink?
- Mm-hmm.
494
00:36:14,177 --> 00:36:15,575
So how was the mission?
495
00:36:15,577 --> 00:36:18,105
Wasn't too bad. Usual
standoff storyline.
496
00:36:18,108 --> 00:36:21,175
- Ooh. Saw Gillian from marketing. Yeah.
- Oh.
497
00:36:21,177 --> 00:36:24,295
There is no way that I
am kissing that asshole.
498
00:36:24,297 --> 00:36:26,335
Then he's just gonna
get more and more pissed.
499
00:36:26,337 --> 00:36:28,855
- How about you kiss him, then?
- You get used to it.
500
00:36:28,857 --> 00:36:30,495
It's... There's no tongues.
501
00:36:30,497 --> 00:36:32,676
If that's any consolation,
there's never any tongues.
502
00:36:32,679 --> 00:36:35,095
- Doing tongues is not Space Fleet way.
- Mm.
503
00:36:35,097 --> 00:36:37,495
It's not like it can go
beyond kissing anyway.
504
00:36:37,497 --> 00:36:38,577
What do you mean?
505
00:36:39,217 --> 00:36:40,895
Oh. You haven't noticed?
506
00:36:43,657 --> 00:36:45,335
What are you doing?
507
00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:47,935
Please. Please, don't do that. Don't...
508
00:36:47,937 --> 00:36:49,095
Oh, my God.
509
00:36:49,097 --> 00:36:51,020
- Oh. Oh. Oh.
- Yes.
510
00:36:51,023 --> 00:36:54,935
There's no genitals in Space
Fleet. This is a wholesome universe.
511
00:36:54,937 --> 00:36:57,135
He must have modified our code that way.
512
00:36:57,137 --> 00:37:01,098
Mm. We're all the same. If you don't
believe me, take a look down there.
513
00:37:01,101 --> 00:37:03,821
We have tried grinding our mounds
together out of sheer boredom.
514
00:37:06,537 --> 00:37:09,057
- No sensation at all.
- Can't even shit.
515
00:37:10,497 --> 00:37:13,638
Can't even have the basic fucking
pleasure of pushing out a shit.
516
00:37:13,641 --> 00:37:15,601
I miss taking shit.
517
00:37:16,417 --> 00:37:17,617
OK.
518
00:37:18,777 --> 00:37:24,255
Stealing my pussy is a red fucking line.
519
00:37:24,257 --> 00:37:26,775
- We are gonna get this bastard!
- No.
520
00:37:26,777 --> 00:37:29,535
- Yeah.
- We've tried a million times.
521
00:37:29,537 --> 00:37:30,737
No way out.
522
00:37:31,697 --> 00:37:33,975
Walton. Come on, Walton.
523
00:37:33,977 --> 00:37:36,455
Like I said, he's an asshole god.
524
00:37:36,457 --> 00:37:37,497
Mnh-mnh.
525
00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:40,857
Daly's smart, but he's not a god.
526
00:37:42,657 --> 00:37:44,057
He's a coder.
527
00:37:45,217 --> 00:37:46,537
He is fallible.
528
00:37:52,577 --> 00:37:55,024
Kabir, what was that thing he was
529
00:37:55,027 --> 00:37:57,975
holding in his hand, that scanner thing?
530
00:37:57,977 --> 00:38:00,295
His omnicorder, primary
communications device.
531
00:38:00,297 --> 00:38:02,695
You said he kept his
version of the game offline.
532
00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,760
But the omnicorder made contact with
533
00:38:04,763 --> 00:38:06,935
the outside world when the pizza came,
534
00:38:06,937 --> 00:38:10,095
so it's gotta be connected
to his home system at least.
535
00:38:10,097 --> 00:38:11,255
The omnicorder's gone.
536
00:38:11,257 --> 00:38:12,677
It loads when he loads, and it goes
537
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,215
when he goes, and that's the only one.
538
00:38:14,217 --> 00:38:15,405
No.
539
00:38:16,297 --> 00:38:19,095
There has got to be a way to connect.
540
00:38:20,857 --> 00:38:23,217
You won't hack it. I've tried.
541
00:38:24,337 --> 00:38:25,535
I haven't.
542
00:38:39,286 --> 00:38:40,726
Bingo.
543
00:38:43,777 --> 00:38:45,295
- Oh, that's good.
- Yeah.
544
00:38:45,297 --> 00:38:47,255
- This is part of Infinity's front end.
- Yeah.
545
00:38:47,257 --> 00:38:49,535
You can invite a friend
with a custom message.
546
00:38:49,537 --> 00:38:52,815
- A message to outside?
- Just one. 140 characters maximum.
547
00:38:52,817 --> 00:38:54,537
So who are you gonna contact?
548
00:39:05,097 --> 00:39:09,255
Thirteenth floor. Welcome to Callister.
549
00:39:09,257 --> 00:39:11,337
- Hey, Elena.
- Hi.
550
00:39:22,657 --> 00:39:25,495
- You need me buzz you in?
- What? Uh, no, no, I...
551
00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:27,015
- I got that for you.
- Oh. Thank you.
552
00:39:27,017 --> 00:39:27,935
After you.
553
00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:33,495
Um...
554
00:39:33,497 --> 00:39:35,375
Mr. Daly, hi.
555
00:39:35,377 --> 00:39:36,377
Hi.
556
00:39:37,137 --> 00:39:38,857
Can I talk to you for a second?
557
00:39:42,844 --> 00:39:47,166
Did you just send me an Infinity invite?
558
00:39:47,169 --> 00:39:49,775
Wha... No.
559
00:39:49,777 --> 00:39:52,895
It was really weird. It
had a message attached.
560
00:39:52,897 --> 00:39:55,897
Something about people
trapped in a game.
561
00:39:56,897 --> 00:40:00,405
Probably just a spambot. Firewall
doesn't always get them all.
562
00:40:00,408 --> 00:40:03,337
- Yeah.
- I wouldn't... I wouldn't worry about it.
563
00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:06,952
You didn't open the link, did you?
564
00:40:06,955 --> 00:40:08,095
Oh, God, no.
565
00:40:08,097 --> 00:40:11,177
- Maybe upgrade your security software.
- All right.
566
00:40:12,897 --> 00:40:14,017
Have a good one.
567
00:40:29,977 --> 00:40:31,297
That's the thing there.
568
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:34,095
Oh, yeah.
569
00:40:34,097 --> 00:40:37,415
Could you please,
please cut that shit out?
570
00:40:37,417 --> 00:40:39,577
I'm trying to make it like a hobby.
571
00:40:42,137 --> 00:40:43,775
Oh, that's good.
572
00:40:45,257 --> 00:40:47,895
That is way too early. He's
only been at work a few hours.
573
00:40:49,537 --> 00:40:51,615
She got the message!
574
00:40:51,617 --> 00:40:54,335
I did. It's me.
575
00:40:54,337 --> 00:40:57,015
That's me or the cops most likely.
576
00:40:57,017 --> 00:40:58,617
Oh. We are getting out of here!
577
00:41:24,017 --> 00:41:26,088
What is Space Fleet?
578
00:41:29,525 --> 00:41:30,885
I'll tell you what it is.
579
00:41:33,097 --> 00:41:35,497
It is a belief system...
580
00:41:37,577 --> 00:41:39,817
founded on the very
best of human nature.
581
00:41:42,411 --> 00:41:47,091
It is a goal for us to strive towards
582
00:41:49,137 --> 00:41:51,337
for the betterment of the universe,
583
00:41:52,773 --> 00:41:54,773
for the betterment of life itself.
584
00:41:59,497 --> 00:42:04,015
And you assholes are fucking it up!
585
00:42:04,017 --> 00:42:05,537
I did it. I did. I did it.
586
00:42:06,497 --> 00:42:09,417
I sent the message. It was me.
587
00:42:10,857 --> 00:42:13,655
No one else was involved, I swear.
588
00:42:13,657 --> 00:42:15,695
I tried the carrot. Now meet the stick.
589
00:42:15,697 --> 00:42:18,617
No, this is gonna make you
happy, Daly, 'cause you're sick.
590
00:42:21,137 --> 00:42:22,307
And you need help.
591
00:42:23,297 --> 00:42:24,417
No, don't, don't!
592
00:42:24,947 --> 00:42:26,057
Captain.
593
00:42:27,937 --> 00:42:29,097
Captain, please.
594
00:42:30,137 --> 00:42:33,855
OK, look, she's new. She'll behave.
595
00:42:33,857 --> 00:42:35,217
We'll all behave.
596
00:42:37,297 --> 00:42:40,137
Just let her off. Let her off this once.
597
00:42:42,017 --> 00:42:43,457
Please.
598
00:42:45,963 --> 00:42:47,095
OK.
599
00:42:48,417 --> 00:42:50,018
OK.
600
00:42:50,145 --> 00:42:51,252
OK.
601
00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:55,817
No! Daly, no! No, no, no, no!
602
00:43:18,897 --> 00:43:20,817
You know what makes me happy?
603
00:43:21,538 --> 00:43:23,816
The look on your face right now.
604
00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:29,975
Dudani, Walton, Tulaska, take this
thing to the brig with Valdack.
605
00:43:29,977 --> 00:43:32,577
Packer, find a barren
planet we can dump her on.
606
00:43:36,385 --> 00:43:41,695
And you... can just stay here
and think about your attitude.
607
00:43:41,697 --> 00:43:43,817
Exit game.
608
00:44:44,497 --> 00:44:45,617
Update patch.
609
00:44:49,217 --> 00:44:50,537
The update patch.
610
00:44:52,337 --> 00:44:53,537
It's there, there.
611
00:44:54,937 --> 00:44:57,535
- So what? It's a wormhole.
- Unh-unh.
612
00:44:57,537 --> 00:45:00,695
That is the Christmas update
patch preinstalling itself.
613
00:45:00,697 --> 00:45:04,015
The wormhole... it's just how
the game is expressing the uplink.
614
00:45:04,017 --> 00:45:04,935
So?
615
00:45:04,937 --> 00:45:07,655
Daly's custom build is still
connected to the internet.
616
00:45:07,657 --> 00:45:08,633
Some way.
617
00:45:08,636 --> 00:45:10,175
If this is another one of your plans,
618
00:45:10,177 --> 00:45:12,855
just stop before somebody
else gets monsterfied.
619
00:45:12,857 --> 00:45:14,735
No, no, this... this can work.
620
00:45:14,737 --> 00:45:17,975
We can't get all-in access from the
ship. He'll have crippled permissions.
621
00:45:17,977 --> 00:45:21,895
Yes, but what if we
fly into the wormhole?
622
00:45:21,897 --> 00:45:25,335
- Like, on purpose?
- We'd hit the system firewall.
623
00:45:25,337 --> 00:45:28,575
- Exactly. Yeah.
- And have our rogue coding deleted.
624
00:45:28,577 --> 00:45:30,855
- Deleted as in...?
- As in die.
625
00:45:30,857 --> 00:45:32,459
Whether it's dying would depend on
626
00:45:32,462 --> 00:45:34,335
your position regarding sentient code...
627
00:45:34,337 --> 00:45:38,257
We would cease to exist,
that's true. But we'd be free.
628
00:45:39,697 --> 00:45:41,817
We'd be... free.
629
00:45:44,337 --> 00:45:47,015
This is academic since we have no
means of getting to the wormhole.
630
00:45:47,017 --> 00:45:49,295
There's no way to pilot the
damn thing without Daly here
631
00:45:49,297 --> 00:45:51,295
and he can stop us like that.
632
00:45:51,297 --> 00:45:54,135
What about if he's
logged in but on pause?
633
00:45:54,137 --> 00:45:56,615
Like when his pizza came,
he was just frozen there.
634
00:45:56,617 --> 00:45:59,575
Flying would be possible, but that
wormhole's a whole parsec away.
635
00:45:59,577 --> 00:46:01,215
We'd never reach it before he got back.
636
00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:03,295
Unless we stalled him for longer.
637
00:46:03,297 --> 00:46:04,575
And that we do how?
638
00:46:04,577 --> 00:46:08,575
If we can get Daly's omnicorder,
we can make a phone call, right?
639
00:46:08,577 --> 00:46:10,135
Theoretically, yes, but...
640
00:46:10,137 --> 00:46:12,118
If we can get real me on the phone
641
00:46:12,121 --> 00:46:14,495
again, I, um... I may
have some leverage.
642
00:46:14,497 --> 00:46:16,657
- Leverage? On yourself?
- Mm-hmm.
643
00:46:18,137 --> 00:46:22,135
- Like what?
- My PhotoCloud account.
644
00:46:22,137 --> 00:46:23,935
I know the password, obviously.
645
00:46:23,937 --> 00:46:25,937
There are some pretty...
646
00:46:28,337 --> 00:46:30,364
interesting images
on there that I should
647
00:46:30,367 --> 00:46:32,295
have deleted a while ago, but I didn't.
648
00:46:32,297 --> 00:46:35,695
So, we can blackmail me.
649
00:46:35,697 --> 00:46:37,741
I'm pretty sure that I'd do anything
650
00:46:37,744 --> 00:46:39,736
to keep those photos from getting out.
651
00:46:39,739 --> 00:46:41,055
Must be pretty pictures.
652
00:46:41,057 --> 00:46:46,257
Look, if this is going to work,
we all have to be in on it.
653
00:46:47,897 --> 00:46:49,135
OK?
654
00:46:51,377 --> 00:46:53,095
Flying into certain death in a wormhole
655
00:46:53,097 --> 00:46:55,657
beats another 10,000
years with Captain Ass.
656
00:46:57,097 --> 00:46:58,657
- I'm in.
- OK.
657
00:47:01,177 --> 00:47:02,353
Me too.
658
00:47:04,057 --> 00:47:05,777
Also me.
659
00:47:07,817 --> 00:47:10,822
Well, I am out.
660
00:47:13,097 --> 00:47:16,535
Daly won. Daly's always won.
661
00:47:16,537 --> 00:47:20,255
We just have to get on with it...
'cause we don't have a chance.
662
00:47:20,257 --> 00:47:22,535
- Yes, we do.
- Hmm?
663
00:47:22,537 --> 00:47:27,095
We fly into the wormhole
and we are extinct.
664
00:47:27,097 --> 00:47:30,275
We are gone. We are rid of his shit.
665
00:47:30,278 --> 00:47:31,497
Sounds peachy.
666
00:47:32,297 --> 00:47:33,417
What is with you?
667
00:47:34,537 --> 00:47:39,501
Don't you wanna fight back?
Why won't you fight back?
668
00:47:39,504 --> 00:47:40,650
Tommy.
669
00:47:41,657 --> 00:47:43,657
- Who is Tommy?
- He's my son.
670
00:47:45,657 --> 00:47:49,217
He's six years old, at least
he was when I woke up in here.
671
00:47:50,377 --> 00:47:54,457
See, in the early days of this
ship, it was just me and Daly.
672
00:47:56,777 --> 00:47:58,897
I was his pet project.
673
00:47:59,777 --> 00:48:02,217
He tried everything to break me,
674
00:48:03,097 --> 00:48:06,737
and I withstood it all
'cause I just thought
675
00:48:07,337 --> 00:48:12,015
there was still a chance I could
get out and see my boy again.
676
00:48:12,017 --> 00:48:14,457
In a way, I was right, I
did get to see him again.
677
00:48:16,777 --> 00:48:17,977
Just not the real him.
678
00:48:20,937 --> 00:48:22,937
Daly told me what happened.
679
00:48:24,337 --> 00:48:29,937
Back on the outside, the real me,
uh... brought Tommy to work one day,
680
00:48:31,097 --> 00:48:32,455
showed him around.
681
00:48:32,457 --> 00:48:34,497
He would've loved seeing
all those computers.
682
00:48:35,897 --> 00:48:37,537
He's really into that stuff.
683
00:48:38,577 --> 00:48:42,737
Anyway, evidently... Tommy
had a lollipop that day.
684
00:48:46,377 --> 00:48:47,737
That's all Daly needed.
685
00:48:55,697 --> 00:48:58,417
He copied him in here.
686
00:48:59,297 --> 00:49:00,737
It was Tommy all right.
687
00:49:03,057 --> 00:49:04,775
He was alike in every way.
688
00:49:04,777 --> 00:49:05,857
Dad!
689
00:49:06,457 --> 00:49:08,615
Daddy...
690
00:49:08,617 --> 00:49:10,097
You know what he did to him?
691
00:49:12,337 --> 00:49:13,295
Tommy!
692
00:49:13,297 --> 00:49:16,255
He took Tommy and he threw
him out of the airlock.
693
00:49:16,257 --> 00:49:19,095
- Tommy!
- Daddy!
694
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:25,055
- Right out into space.
- Daddy! No!
695
00:49:25,057 --> 00:49:26,402
And he made me watch.
696
00:49:29,537 --> 00:49:31,497
Tommy!
697
00:49:34,777 --> 00:49:37,737
Have you ever seen an unsuited
body compress in space?
698
00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:43,177
They freeze...
699
00:49:45,489 --> 00:49:48,169
and crack like a porcelain doll.
700
00:50:01,257 --> 00:50:04,455
I take my hat off to Daly.
701
00:50:04,457 --> 00:50:07,937
The detail in this place is exceptional.
702
00:50:11,617 --> 00:50:15,575
And he said he'd do it again and again,
703
00:50:15,577 --> 00:50:18,175
'cause Daly's still got Tommy's DNA.
704
00:50:18,177 --> 00:50:20,017
He's got all of our DNA.
705
00:50:20,657 --> 00:50:24,297
He keeps it in his bedroom in a
fucking mini fridge by his desk.
706
00:50:25,258 --> 00:50:28,338
So I have to stay in line,
707
00:50:29,297 --> 00:50:33,015
because even if we die in
here, he can bring us back.
708
00:50:33,017 --> 00:50:36,337
He can bring Tommy
back whenever he wants.
709
00:50:37,817 --> 00:50:40,017
And God knows how he'd
take it out on him.
710
00:50:42,137 --> 00:50:43,697
God knows what he'd do.
711
00:50:45,657 --> 00:50:49,697
So, you see, what choice do I have?
712
00:50:57,257 --> 00:50:58,297
Walton.
713
00:51:00,297 --> 00:51:03,415
We are gonna get that fucking lollipop.
714
00:51:06,417 --> 00:51:07,977
But you gotta believe me.
715
00:51:10,325 --> 00:51:11,537
Can you do that?
716
00:51:15,122 --> 00:51:16,257
Can you?
717
00:51:57,497 --> 00:51:59,617
Good to see you at your position, Cole.
718
00:52:01,234 --> 00:52:03,981
Captain, you've come
at just the right time.
719
00:52:04,977 --> 00:52:06,161
I have?
720
00:52:06,164 --> 00:52:09,815
I'm picking up a distress signal
from the surface of Skillane IV.
721
00:52:09,817 --> 00:52:12,257
Looks like a crashed shuttle.
722
00:52:14,257 --> 00:52:15,577
What should we do?
723
00:52:23,537 --> 00:52:26,777
Space Fleet never turns its
back on those who need our help.
724
00:52:28,177 --> 00:52:30,975
- Dudani, set a course for Skillane IV.
- Aye aye, sir.
725
00:52:30,977 --> 00:52:33,735
We'll send a search
party. Packer, Tulaska...
726
00:52:33,737 --> 00:52:37,577
Actually, Captain, I was thinking
maybe you could take me alone.
727
00:52:38,697 --> 00:52:41,735
As science officer, I
need to learn the ropes,
728
00:52:41,737 --> 00:52:45,937
and I could use your close attention.
729
00:52:51,857 --> 00:52:52,937
Good.
730
00:52:56,257 --> 00:52:57,377
Yes, good idea.
731
00:53:20,977 --> 00:53:22,255
Atmosphere's good.
732
00:53:24,777 --> 00:53:25,937
Over there.
733
00:53:33,377 --> 00:53:36,897
From here, the shuttle
appears to be deserted.
734
00:53:37,977 --> 00:53:41,177
We'll scout the area, check
for any life forms. Daly out.
735
00:53:45,977 --> 00:53:48,895
Cole, we should head
out this way. Cole...
736
00:53:48,897 --> 00:53:50,857
It's kind of hot here, don't you think?
737
00:53:51,577 --> 00:53:53,295
Oh, my God.
738
00:53:53,297 --> 00:53:55,215
What are you doing, Cole?
739
00:53:55,217 --> 00:53:57,417
The water looks so inviting, doesn't it?
740
00:53:58,577 --> 00:54:00,817
What are you talking about?
741
00:54:02,617 --> 00:54:04,775
Come on, Robert.
742
00:54:04,777 --> 00:54:06,855
Ooh!
743
00:54:06,857 --> 00:54:09,577
Oh, the water is great.
744
00:54:10,377 --> 00:54:13,175
Swimming is a leisure activity.
745
00:54:13,177 --> 00:54:15,455
We're on Space Fleet duty.
746
00:54:15,457 --> 00:54:16,537
You know what?
747
00:54:17,537 --> 00:54:21,775
We could always say
that I started drowning
748
00:54:21,777 --> 00:54:26,217
and you had to come in and rescue me.
749
00:54:26,897 --> 00:54:27,857
Yeah?
750
00:54:28,897 --> 00:54:32,095
Oh, what about that?
751
00:54:32,097 --> 00:54:34,455
Come on. Come on in.
752
00:54:34,457 --> 00:54:37,335
I... Cole.
753
00:54:37,337 --> 00:54:40,377
- Come on.
- Cole.
754
00:54:41,657 --> 00:54:42,577
Come on.
755
00:54:43,217 --> 00:54:46,697
Come on in, my big captain.
756
00:54:49,337 --> 00:54:50,657
OK.
757
00:54:53,257 --> 00:54:54,337
Come on.
758
00:54:56,017 --> 00:54:57,457
Are you gonna take all day?
759
00:54:58,977 --> 00:55:00,257
OK.
760
00:55:01,057 --> 00:55:03,777
OK, I'm coming in.
761
00:55:12,017 --> 00:55:14,057
OK, gotta patch it in.
762
00:55:17,577 --> 00:55:19,375
It worked. I'm connected.
763
00:55:19,377 --> 00:55:22,215
- Gonna access her PhotoCloud account.
- You remember that password?
764
00:55:22,217 --> 00:55:26,215
Uppercase Y998, lowercase
gb7, uppercase TY ampersand 4.
765
00:55:26,217 --> 00:55:27,497
Secure choice.
766
00:55:31,657 --> 00:55:34,257
There are thousands of images.
This could take a while.
767
00:55:37,137 --> 00:55:38,175
Boring life.
768
00:55:50,497 --> 00:55:52,497
Goddamn.
769
00:55:53,257 --> 00:55:56,897
That is... gymnastic physique.
770
00:55:57,897 --> 00:55:59,977
It's nice... nice bedding.
771
00:56:06,537 --> 00:56:09,095
Oh. OK, should I keep scrolling?
772
00:56:09,097 --> 00:56:10,737
Any of the last nine would do.
773
00:56:15,151 --> 00:56:16,297
Ow!
774
00:56:17,017 --> 00:56:19,597
- Thank you.
- Pleasure.
775
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:21,655
- Um, are you heading out for the night?
- Yes.
776
00:56:21,657 --> 00:56:23,305
Because it's Christmas Eve and we've
777
00:56:23,308 --> 00:56:25,175
got ten days off work
to recover from it.
778
00:56:25,177 --> 00:56:26,375
Go home.
779
00:56:26,377 --> 00:56:27,885
I will. I just have to finish...
780
00:56:27,888 --> 00:56:29,895
Yeah, whatever. Merry Christmas, loser.
781
00:56:29,897 --> 00:56:32,937
Yeah. OK, Merry Christmas.
782
00:56:43,137 --> 00:56:44,137
Oh, my God.
783
00:56:45,737 --> 00:56:47,417
Elliott, you fucking asshole.
784
00:57:00,577 --> 00:57:03,495
Nanette Cole, we've hacked
your PhotoCloud account
785
00:57:03,497 --> 00:57:07,015
and have control of the entire
contents of your photo gallery.
786
00:57:07,017 --> 00:57:09,217
Who is this? Um...
787
00:57:10,017 --> 00:57:11,655
What do you want?
788
00:57:11,657 --> 00:57:14,935
What we want is for you
to do exactly as instructed
789
00:57:14,937 --> 00:57:16,335
or your entire gallery
790
00:57:16,337 --> 00:57:18,577
will be shared with your
friends and your family.
791
00:57:19,537 --> 00:57:20,815
And PornHub.
792
00:57:20,817 --> 00:57:22,175
OK, yeah.
793
00:57:22,177 --> 00:57:24,217
I'll do what you want, anything.
794
00:57:25,137 --> 00:57:26,415
I'll do anything.
795
00:57:26,417 --> 00:57:28,695
Then listen carefully.
We don't have much time.
796
00:57:28,697 --> 00:57:31,335
Stand up, get your coat
and follow our instructions.
797
00:57:31,337 --> 00:57:32,255
OK.
798
00:57:34,377 --> 00:57:36,817
- Where are we going?
- We're just swimming.
799
00:57:37,857 --> 00:57:39,375
It's nice, right?
800
00:57:39,377 --> 00:57:41,215
- Yes.
- Yeah.
801
00:57:41,217 --> 00:57:43,775
We should probably head back.
802
00:57:43,777 --> 00:57:46,975
Help! Something grabbed me, I think.
803
00:57:46,977 --> 00:57:50,015
No, it didn't. I don't think
anything did. I'm sorry.
804
00:57:50,017 --> 00:57:53,137
I think I imagined it. So stupid.
805
00:57:55,617 --> 00:57:56,897
That's funny...
806
00:58:05,697 --> 00:58:09,017
- That's funny.
- Yeah, it is funny. It's funny.
807
00:58:15,217 --> 00:58:16,217
Easy, Cole.
808
00:58:27,577 --> 00:58:30,175
- All right, I'm in position.
- OK, we're gonna hang up now.
809
00:58:30,177 --> 00:58:32,895
Make the phone call. Be sure to
complete the rest of your mission.
810
00:58:32,897 --> 00:58:34,257
- I will.
- You better.
811
00:58:35,017 --> 00:58:37,897
OK, I'll send it back down.
812
00:58:52,297 --> 00:58:55,057
Oh! Hi.
813
00:58:57,737 --> 00:58:59,417
This is fucking crazy.
814
00:59:03,377 --> 00:59:04,615
Fenzi's.
815
00:59:04,617 --> 00:59:06,735
Yes, I'd like to order a pizza.
816
00:59:06,737 --> 00:59:07,737
Sure. What do you want?
817
00:59:29,817 --> 00:59:30,777
Oop.
818
00:59:31,497 --> 00:59:33,057
I guess you'd better get that.
819
00:59:34,377 --> 00:59:36,215
See who...
820
00:59:37,697 --> 00:59:39,015
- Hold on.
- Yeah.
821
00:59:49,577 --> 00:59:52,057
- It's the door.
- Oh, OK.
822
00:59:54,057 --> 00:59:56,337
Pause game.
823
01:00:08,857 --> 01:00:11,377
- Dudani, pick me up.
- You got it. Stand by.
824
01:00:15,417 --> 01:00:17,737
Coming.
825
01:00:33,577 --> 01:00:36,015
- Hello?
- Uh, pizza.
826
01:00:36,017 --> 01:00:37,097
I didn't order a pizza.
827
01:00:37,737 --> 01:00:40,695
OK, look, someone did, OK? So
do you want it or not? Because...
828
01:00:40,697 --> 01:00:42,937
I can't take it back.
829
01:00:47,817 --> 01:00:49,697
What the hell am I doing?
830
01:00:54,017 --> 01:00:56,337
All right!
831
01:00:58,577 --> 01:00:59,857
OK.
832
01:01:01,217 --> 01:01:04,377
That's the signal. She's got the DNA.
833
01:01:05,177 --> 01:01:07,815
All of it. Tommy too.
834
01:01:09,497 --> 01:01:11,650
Packer, we ready to fly?
835
01:01:11,653 --> 01:01:12,777
Uh-huh.
836
01:01:15,337 --> 01:01:16,255
Well?
837
01:01:16,257 --> 01:01:19,895
You're supposed to say something
like "engage" or "increase thrust."
838
01:01:19,897 --> 01:01:22,017
Just fucking go.
839
01:01:27,297 --> 01:01:30,417
There you go. So I got
it here in under ten.
840
01:01:31,257 --> 01:01:33,455
There's supposed to be 30 in it for me.
841
01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:36,937
Yeah. What's happening?
The door is closing. Hello?
842
01:01:38,017 --> 01:01:40,095
Hello? Hello?
843
01:01:40,097 --> 01:01:41,615
Shit...
844
01:01:41,617 --> 01:01:42,657
Come on, man.
845
01:01:44,737 --> 01:01:47,177
Hello? Come on, man, you promised.
846
01:01:54,377 --> 01:01:56,937
Nice. Nice. Merry Christmas, asshole!
847
01:02:38,657 --> 01:02:39,897
Resume game.
848
01:02:52,817 --> 01:02:54,417
Resume game.
849
01:03:01,097 --> 01:03:04,497
Can't we go any faster? That dud
disk isn't gonna fool him forever.
850
01:03:05,137 --> 01:03:06,806
The update is gonna complete before
851
01:03:06,809 --> 01:03:08,615
long and that means bye-bye, wormhole.
852
01:03:08,617 --> 01:03:11,577
The only quicker route is
through that asteroid belt there.
853
01:03:12,102 --> 01:03:14,140
- Let's go that way.
- No, it's way too dense.
854
01:03:14,143 --> 01:03:16,775
If the ship broke up we wouldn't
die, we'd just be left in space.
855
01:03:16,777 --> 01:03:18,583
Until Daly works out what's happening.
856
01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:20,575
Then he'll find us
and he'll fuck us over.
857
01:03:35,657 --> 01:03:38,657
Resume game.
858
01:03:40,257 --> 01:03:41,977
Lieutenant Cole, we should head...
859
01:03:43,857 --> 01:03:45,257
Cole?
860
01:03:48,297 --> 01:03:50,575
Daly to bridge. What's going on?
861
01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:52,815
- Shit. He has a backup disk.
- Come in, bridge.
862
01:03:52,817 --> 01:03:55,137
No, don't answer him.
863
01:03:56,057 --> 01:03:57,057
Dudani?
864
01:04:03,497 --> 01:04:04,737
God damn it.
865
01:04:06,017 --> 01:04:08,975
The wormhole, it's decreasing in size.
866
01:04:08,977 --> 01:04:10,895
Upload must be in the last few percent.
867
01:04:10,897 --> 01:04:13,777
Damn it, Packer, we are gonna
have to go through the belt.
868
01:04:14,417 --> 01:04:16,497
Do you think that you can do that?
869
01:04:17,537 --> 01:04:19,537
- Think I can try.
- OK.
870
01:04:45,137 --> 01:04:48,655
- Ship's computer on.
- Computer, where's the USS Callister?
871
01:04:48,657 --> 01:04:51,817
USS Callister is on course.
872
01:04:52,417 --> 01:04:54,697
- On course for where?
- The wormhole.
873
01:04:55,897 --> 01:04:58,737
- What wormhole?
- The update vortex.
874
01:05:01,537 --> 01:05:03,737
Sons of bitches!
875
01:05:07,937 --> 01:05:09,697
Prepare for takeoff.
876
01:05:24,904 --> 01:05:26,403
I've got a heat signature.
877
01:05:26,406 --> 01:05:28,322
Looks like a shuttle
took off from Skillane IV.
878
01:05:28,325 --> 01:05:29,599
Oh, God, it's Daly.
879
01:05:37,297 --> 01:05:38,895
Shields at 86%.
880
01:05:41,137 --> 01:05:43,137
We're taking a beating here!
881
01:05:45,697 --> 01:05:47,335
Incoming transmission.
882
01:05:47,337 --> 01:05:50,335
Hello? Loyal trusty crew, come in.
883
01:05:50,337 --> 01:05:52,057
I know you can hear me.
884
01:05:53,217 --> 01:05:55,535
Whatever it is you think
you're going to do won't work,
885
01:05:55,537 --> 01:05:56,815
but it is going to cost you!
886
01:05:56,817 --> 01:05:58,918
- Let's go faster.
- Already at maximum.
887
01:05:58,921 --> 01:06:00,546
Daly can't touch us unless he makes it
888
01:06:00,549 --> 01:06:02,255
on board, and that's shuttle's a jalopy.
889
01:06:02,257 --> 01:06:04,257
- He won't catch us in time.
- I hope you're right.
890
01:06:08,337 --> 01:06:09,537
Shields 58%.
891
01:06:17,497 --> 01:06:18,917
If you thought what happened to you
892
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,654
in the past was bad, that was nothing!
893
01:06:20,657 --> 01:06:25,255
What I'm going to do to you is
going to be goddamn fucking biblical!
894
01:06:25,257 --> 01:06:28,295
I'm literally going to
turn your insides out.
895
01:06:28,297 --> 01:06:33,775
But I'll keep you alive
in tiny little jars
896
01:06:33,777 --> 01:06:35,655
and there you'll stay
until I'm bored of you...
897
01:06:35,657 --> 01:06:38,095
- Why are we listening to this?
- Yes, fuck him!
898
01:06:39,177 --> 01:06:41,857
We're at the edge of the belt.
I think we're gonna make it.
899
01:06:56,097 --> 01:06:59,495
- What was that?
- Primary drive.
900
01:06:59,497 --> 01:07:02,537
I've lost all thrust.
Engines not responding.
901
01:07:04,777 --> 01:07:06,257
We're drifting here.
902
01:07:09,617 --> 01:07:13,497
USS Callister has lost engine power.
903
01:07:17,137 --> 01:07:20,417
I'm coming to get you! Hello!
904
01:07:21,857 --> 01:07:24,655
Is there any way that
we can fix the engines?
905
01:07:24,657 --> 01:07:29,255
That's only feasible manually,
by climbing inside the jet fader.
906
01:07:29,257 --> 01:07:30,335
So...?
907
01:07:30,337 --> 01:07:32,495
So you'd burn to a crisp
when the jet came on.
908
01:07:32,497 --> 01:07:37,937
- We'd burn without dying.
- So one of us needs to go. OK.
909
01:07:38,697 --> 01:07:40,895
One of us already has.
910
01:07:40,897 --> 01:07:41,975
Walton?
911
01:07:41,977 --> 01:07:43,935
I'm pretty sure I can fix this.
912
01:07:43,937 --> 01:07:47,297
Um, uh... Walton, are
you sure about this?
913
01:07:48,057 --> 01:07:49,657
I'm sure.
914
01:07:50,617 --> 01:07:53,655
Tulaska, can you patch
me through to Daly?
915
01:07:53,657 --> 01:07:55,177
Patching through.
916
01:07:55,897 --> 01:07:58,457
Hey, Daly, can you hear me?
917
01:07:59,137 --> 01:08:02,175
- Walton?
- Robert? Hey.
918
01:08:02,177 --> 01:08:04,455
- Walton, you're going to pay for this.
- Robert, listen.
919
01:08:04,457 --> 01:08:06,455
- I'm going to bring Tommy back in.
- Hey, Robert...
920
01:08:06,457 --> 01:08:10,335
God so help me, you are going
to regret all of this so hard!
921
01:08:10,337 --> 01:08:12,337
Bob, I wanna talk to you here!
922
01:08:13,497 --> 01:08:15,137
I was thinking I should say...
923
01:08:17,497 --> 01:08:18,497
sorry.
924
01:08:22,256 --> 01:08:23,256
Go on.
925
01:08:26,057 --> 01:08:29,497
You created Infinity.
You're a fucking genius.
926
01:08:30,817 --> 01:08:32,615
I exploited that.
927
01:08:32,617 --> 01:08:35,855
I treated you like a golden goose
and I got fat on the profits,
928
01:08:35,857 --> 01:08:37,375
figuratively speaking.
929
01:08:39,577 --> 01:08:45,055
And I was thinking I should have
appreciated you more, you know?
930
01:08:45,057 --> 01:08:46,857
I should have treated you better.
931
01:08:47,857 --> 01:08:51,377
Yeah, yeah, I was thinking
I should say all that.
932
01:08:55,977 --> 01:09:00,777
But you threw my son out of an
airlock, so fuck you to death.
933
01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:08,977
Walton?
934
01:09:09,617 --> 01:09:10,817
Walton?
935
01:09:18,737 --> 01:09:20,097
We've got power back.
936
01:09:28,057 --> 01:09:30,575
- Faster!
- Speed already at maximum.
937
01:09:30,577 --> 01:09:32,697
I don't care, whatever, just catch them!
938
01:09:36,296 --> 01:09:39,375
Wormhole almost closed.
Daly's gaining on us.
939
01:09:39,377 --> 01:09:42,615
- Keep her steady. Keep steady.
- I'm trying.
940
01:09:42,617 --> 01:09:44,097
Come on, come on.
941
01:09:45,977 --> 01:09:47,977
I hope we are going to die.
942
01:10:09,377 --> 01:10:10,497
Goddamn it!
943
01:10:12,137 --> 01:10:14,537
Damn it! Fuck!
944
01:10:48,097 --> 01:10:49,257
What happened?
945
01:10:51,377 --> 01:10:52,935
The mod's gone.
946
01:10:52,937 --> 01:10:55,695
Daly's Space Fleet mod has been
stripped away by the firewall.
947
01:10:55,697 --> 01:10:59,535
- OK, so... this is good.
- We're still alive.
948
01:10:59,537 --> 01:11:01,617
Yeah, it only erased
the Space Fleet mod.
949
01:11:03,017 --> 01:11:05,455
We're not on Daly's computer anymore.
950
01:11:05,457 --> 01:11:08,815
- We're in the cloud.
- Where is Daly?
951
01:11:08,817 --> 01:11:12,417
Firewall's deleted his rogue game
code, and his controls were disabled.
952
01:11:13,217 --> 01:11:15,777
- You mean...?
- He's stuck there.
953
01:11:19,497 --> 01:11:22,615
Update complete. Wormhole closed.
954
01:11:24,897 --> 01:11:26,777
- Controls are disabled.
- No.
955
01:11:28,177 --> 01:11:30,615
No. No, no, no!
956
01:11:31,657 --> 01:11:33,215
- Assholes!
- Hey!
957
01:11:33,217 --> 01:11:35,975
- Yeah! What's up?
- The brig unlocked itself.
958
01:11:35,977 --> 01:11:38,335
My Valdack outfit turned into this.
959
01:11:38,337 --> 01:11:40,375
More to the point, I'm
not a beetle thing anymore.
960
01:11:40,377 --> 01:11:41,735
I've got my body back.
961
01:11:41,737 --> 01:11:44,537
I've got my whole body back.
I'm guessing we all have.
962
01:11:46,417 --> 01:11:47,855
So what do we do now?
963
01:11:47,857 --> 01:11:51,055
We've got an infinite procedurally
generated universe at our disposal.
964
01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:52,537
We can go anywhere.
965
01:11:54,297 --> 01:11:56,297
Holy mackerel.
966
01:12:10,977 --> 01:12:13,255
Rogue universe detected.
967
01:12:13,257 --> 01:12:15,375
Deletion in progress.
Deletion in progress.
968
01:12:15,377 --> 01:12:17,335
- No, undelete.
- Deletion in progress.
969
01:12:17,337 --> 01:12:19,735
- Undelete. Un...
- Rogue universe detected.
970
01:12:19,737 --> 01:12:21,375
- Deletion in progress.
- Exit game.
971
01:12:21,377 --> 01:12:24,895
- Deletion in progress.
- Rogue universe detected.
972
01:12:24,897 --> 01:12:27,935
Exit game. Exit game!
973
01:12:30,337 --> 01:12:33,135
Exit fucking game!
974
01:12:33,137 --> 01:12:34,937
Exit fucking game!
975
01:12:35,577 --> 01:12:37,777
Exit fucking game!
976
01:12:39,217 --> 01:12:41,952
Exit fucking game! Exit fucking game!
977
01:13:33,457 --> 01:13:35,177
Incoming transmission.
978
01:13:36,577 --> 01:13:39,455
- It says Gamer691.
- That's a player tag.
979
01:13:39,457 --> 01:13:41,175
Another ship, another player.
980
01:13:41,177 --> 01:13:43,695
We're online. Um...
981
01:13:43,697 --> 01:13:46,057
Hey, patch 'em through.
982
01:13:47,897 --> 01:13:49,815
- Um, hello.
- Hey there.
983
01:13:49,817 --> 01:13:53,295
Uh, this is the crew
of the USS Callister.
984
01:13:53,297 --> 01:13:56,495
Oh, man, are we glad to hear from...
985
01:13:56,497 --> 01:13:58,116
Yeah, Merry Christmas. So are we gonna
986
01:13:58,119 --> 01:13:59,735
blow each other or are we gonna trade?
987
01:13:59,737 --> 01:14:02,615
Oh... Hmm.
988
01:14:02,617 --> 01:14:05,495
Hello. Do you have
anything to trade at all?
989
01:14:05,497 --> 01:14:08,535
- No, uh...
- So why did you respond?
990
01:14:08,537 --> 01:14:12,535
OK, just get the hell out of my
quadrant or I'll blast you to shit.
991
01:14:12,537 --> 01:14:15,095
- You got ten seconds. Ten...
- Oh, well, do... do try.
992
01:14:15,097 --> 01:14:17,935
We'll photon-bolt you up the
perineum, you stupid little boy.
993
01:14:17,937 --> 01:14:19,495
- Scary. Nine.
- Come on, then.
994
01:14:19,497 --> 01:14:21,455
- Yes, thank you, Shania. Um...
- Eight.
995
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:23,535
- Nate?
- Yes, Captain?
996
01:14:23,537 --> 01:14:25,055
Stick us in hyperwarp and let's...
997
01:14:25,057 --> 01:14:26,615
- Six.
- Fuck off somewhere.
998
01:14:26,617 --> 01:14:28,215
- Five.
- Aye aye, Captain.
999
01:14:28,217 --> 01:14:29,895
- Really, Nanette is fine.
- Four.
1000
01:14:29,897 --> 01:14:32,617
- Aye aye, Nanette.
- Three.
1001
01:14:33,377 --> 01:14:36,615
Two. One!
1002
01:14:36,617 --> 01:14:40,337
Uh-huh. You'd better run.
King of space right here.
1003
01:14:42,884 --> 01:14:44,724
King of space.
1004
01:14:45,111 --> 01:14:50,200
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