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MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES

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MAN SIGHS

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Hello.

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Just tell me what's happened.

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And what is it?

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I'll be right down.

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What's happened?

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Er, Susannah.

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Susannah?

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Princess Susannah.

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Is she all right?

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Don't know.

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(ON TV) 'Don't kill me.

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'Please don't kill me.'

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(DISTORTED MALE VOICE)
'Read the statement.

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'Yes. All right.

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'On this screen?

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'That is correct.

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'Duchess of Beaumont.

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'Popularly known as
Princess Susannah.

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'I am in a place you...er...

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'cannot find,
held by one you will not trace.

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'Prime Minister Michael Callow...

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(CRYING) 'Prime Minister
Michael Callow my life...

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'..my life depends on you.

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'If you do not do precisely
as instructed by, um...

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'by 4pm this afternoon,
I will be...

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'(SOBS)

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'..I will be executed.

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'Please.'

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What are you doing? Keep it going.

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Prime Minister, at this point,
I think it's important to say

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that we are 100% certain

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that this is, indeed,

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Princess Susannah.

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Her car was intercepted shortly after midnight,
returning from the wedding of a college friend.

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She'd insisted on going.

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But you had security on her?

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Two PPOs, still unconscious.

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Heavy sedative, close range,
each with a single puncture wound.

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No sign of struggle.

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What do they want? Money?

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Release the Jihadi?

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Scrap Third World debt?

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Save the fucking libraries?

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We are convinced both the video and
the demand it contains are genuine.

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What demand?

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What Susannah says next...

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It concerns you directly, sir.

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Just play it.

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'There is only one demand,
and it is a simple one.

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'At 4pm this afternoon,

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'Prime Minister Michael Callow must
appear on live British television

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'on all networks,
terrestrial and satellite,

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'and... No!

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'(SOBS)

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'On all British networks,
terrestrial and satellite,

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'and have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.

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'(SOBBING) I don't understand!'

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VIDEO STOPPED

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The video ends with a series of technical
specifications for the broadcast.

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Why are you doing this?

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"Ha ha, Mike! Ho ho."

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It's real.

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She said pig.

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Sex with a pig.

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They want me to have sex with a pig?

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Live on television

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this afternoon.

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But what...? Who...?

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We're checking with embedded operatives,
compiling a list of suspects.

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Meanwhile, the demand has been made.

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There's not long
to formulate our response.

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Well, I'm not fucking a pig!

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Page one, that's not happening.

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Of course.

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Absolutely, sir.

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Well, have we established a dialogue
with this...?

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We can't. There's no
e-mail address, no code word.

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No channel for negotiation.

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So we focus on finding Susannah.
We get her back.

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However it's done, I don't care.
We stop this now.

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Everyone's working towards this.

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Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated
core team. This can't go wide.

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Keep it so far from the press
it's on the other side of Jupiter.

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This only exists in this room.

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It's already outside it.

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If there are hacks sniffing around,

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Super fucking Godzilla injunction
with ten-inch Whitehall fangs!

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This video came from YouTube.

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What?

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It was uploaded via an encrypted IP
an hour ago.

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Well, get it off there!

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We did after nine minutes, long enough
for it to be duplicated and spread.

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Spread?
How many people have seen this?

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We take down one,
six clones pop up elsewhere.

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How many people?

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50,000. That's our current estimate.

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The news rooms have got it.

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They're running this on air?

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No. We put a type five D notice out
and they're complying.

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For now.

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It's trending on Twitter.

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Oh! For... Fucking internet!

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What now? What's the play book?

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This is virgin territory,
Prime Minister.

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There's no play book.

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Princess Susannah's been kidnapped!

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You scared the shit out of me!

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Go to work!

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'..And have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.'

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No way. It's a piss take, man.
Look at it!

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'I don't understand!'

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'..Carlton Bloom's
controversial exhibition

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'closes three weeks
ahead of schedule...'

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How do we describe it?
"An indecent act"?

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Everyone's seen the video.
They know the details.

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If we mention bestiality
Ofcom would be pissed off.

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Fuck Ofcom!

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We're observing the D Notice.

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Surely we're going to do something.

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The voluntary D Notice!

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It may be a sportsman-like gesture but we are making it.
A woman's life is at stake!

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My timeline consists of viewers asking why
we're not covering it. How do I reply?

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You don't.

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Not the Beeb, not Sky.
That is totally backwards.

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Facebook's coverage
is pretty comprehensive!

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It's like 9/11's happening and

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We're not a chat room!

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It's on CNN and Fox.

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And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...

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Oh, God! This planet!

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OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself.

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Simon, set tone with Standards.

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We need to explain this without
viewers sicking up their Weetabix.

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Ken, the internet, new paradigm,
Twitter, Arab spring, all that.

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Dan, all graphics run past me.
Functional... no Peppa Pigs.

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Malaika,
update the princess obit VT.

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Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone call.
Least I can do is warn Tom.

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We put a D Notice on it.

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'It's gone global, Tom.'

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Don't. I'm begging you.

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Don't run it, Martin.

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'Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.'

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You know how much help
you're getting hereon in?

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Shove it up your arse you fucking...

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Interesting.

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A man.

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Man?

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A man!

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Tom, so you're across it...

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'I briefed Callett.'

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Ah! Mr Callett.
Noel, from Blue Eye.

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Sea Of Tranquillity.

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You won't find better.

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Can you map a head onto a body live?

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Depends if your camera's moving.

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Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held
camera in a constant roving motion.

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Yeah, Gonzo style.
He knows his shit. That's tough.

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"Fruition to be transmitted
in full"?

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Focus on the visuals. Different face
mapped onto a live performer.

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Fringes of possibility...

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Deadline's at four. We need to know
if it's workable by two.

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(LAUGHS)

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Can't happen.

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It has to.

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Our embeds have ruled out the major
players. It's not AQ, not IRA.

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This is what's left...
radicals, hate groups.

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People who've threatened yourself
or the royals.

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They're being pulled in as we speak.

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For more than questioning, I hope.

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SIREN BLARES

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Nothing. Must be a hoax.

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Or a black-out. Oh! Heads up!

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'Some major breaking news
here on UKN.

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'It's been confirmed
that Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont

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'appears to depict the princess
pleading for her life.

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'The video contains a bizarre
ransom demand of a personal nature

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'involving the Prime Minister,
and a detailed list of instructions

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'relating to the enactment
of this demand.

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'As police round up
potential suspects...'

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'..this viewer video shows officers
raiding an address in Bradford.

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'A man thought to be connected with a religious
pressure group, dragged to a waiting van...'

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If it's terrorists,
they'll take her head off.

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For fuck's sake, man!
Just saying.

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They'll be asking for
a million quid or something.

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They want him to do it with a pig.

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Telegraph has the whole video and an
interactive timeline. Tonally stark.

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Brief mention of the ransom being
"a sex act". Nothing too gross.

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Sun runs with "Taken".
Big grab of Susannah...

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Of course I still want that drink.

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Then give me something.

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That won't be possible.

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I'm friendly when I drink.
Very friendly when I'm grateful.

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The Guardian are running
a fucking live blog

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and a short piece on
the historical symbolism of the pig.

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PHONE BEEPS

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'..only five hours away,

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'UKN's Damon Brown analyses
the public reaction to the crisis.'

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'The kidnap video has been watched
by over 18 million people.

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'While we wait for
Downing Street to respond,

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'the nation is voicing its opinion.

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'I don't think anyone should concede
to any humiliation under threat.

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'I couldn't bear to watch that.

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'I won't be tuning in.
Just thinking about it is horrible.

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'..After that, he's gonna be hero.

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'People will look at him like he's
insane and take his position away.

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'Nothing too abnormal for MPs.

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'They're all sexual deviants,
all MPs and Prime Ministers.'

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We've been squeezing hard,
but nothing concrete.

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It won't come to that.

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And if they don't find her?

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MI5 have got a name.

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They're surrounding the place now.

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Where?

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What?

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Where's the place?

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Truro.

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Why are you lying? You're lying!

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Truro? Jesus!

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I don't want you worrying.

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You've never patronised me.
Don't start now.

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Whoever this is, is insane.

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And has a princess.

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We'll get through this.

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Not any princess... the princess.

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Princess bloody Facebook bloody
eco-conscious national sweetheart.

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I won't have to do anything.

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Everyone's laughing at us.

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You don't know that.

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I know people.

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We love humiliation.

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Nothing is going to happen.

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It's already happening
in their heads.

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In their heads, that's what you're
doing, what my husband is doing.

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Please!

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Jane.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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What?

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Palace on the phone, sir.

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Get Alex to stall them.

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She's already been speaking to her
for ten minutes.

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"Her"?

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It's the Queen herself.

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Go on.

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'As the 4pm deadline draws nearer,
the world holds its breath...'

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Would they use a female pig?

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It's on the list.

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List of rules,
specifies camera angles and things.

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It's not like Dogme 95.

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What's Dogme 95?

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Cinematic movement.

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Lars von Trier.

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Rules for a director... no background music,
only natural light, for authenticity.

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Same as these, so they can't cheat,
cut another guy's arse pumping away.

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'I can't think of anything
remotely like this.

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'A new form of terrorism...

258
00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:56,859
'That's the point!
Make love to a pig!'

259
00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:59,259
Make love?

260
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:02,499
Steer them away
from the grisly details.

261
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,459
'Let's not dwell
on any of the details.

262
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:08,899
'This is already
a huge national talking point.

263
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:13,299
'Isn't this precisely what whoever
is behind this is looking for?'

264
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,339
How's Her Majesty taking it?

265
00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:18,899
"I trust you'll do everything
in your power to get her back."

266
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:21,139
And we are.

267
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,259
It wasn't a collective "you".
It was a singular "you", ie me.

268
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:28,099
Sir, we may have something. Jamie's
been tracing the video's origin.

269
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:31,100
I thought it was untraceable.

270
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:40,139
Algorithm.

271
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:43,939
Anyway, we also know
it was uploaded at 3.16am.

272
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:51,339
I ran a nationwide traceback
on uninterrupted one-way uploads

273
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:56,660
and the closest I can get
is a postcode.

274
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,620
Looks like a campus.

275
00:17:58,621 --> 00:18:01,099
Yeah. Closed 2010.

276
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,779
It's been empty since.

277
00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:04,859
Latest i-sat image on this area?

278
00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:08,140
3am flyover shot from last night...

279
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:12,140
Looks like it had lights on.

280
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,259
We got him. We got him.

281
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:19,619
Alert the local team.
Full squad. I'll man it.

282
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:25,260
With helmet-cam relay.
We can watch the operation.

283
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:31,620
Yes!

284
00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:41,179
Right. Confident?

285
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:44,339
It's a kick-bollock scramble,
but with finessing it should be OK.

286
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,660
Finesse quickly.
Our performer's on his way.

287
00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:58,219
It's a new one for me, obviously.
I wouldn't normally... You know.

288
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,219
You seen any of my films?

289
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:00,780
No.

290
00:19:00,781 --> 00:19:04,339
I'm pretty trad... bish, bash, bosh.
In, out.

291
00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:08,099
What do I put on the invoice?
That's what I'm wondering.

292
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,098
There won't be any invoicing.

293
00:19:09,099 --> 00:19:10,220
Oi-oi, Rod!

294
00:19:10,221 --> 00:19:12,020
Oi-oi!

295
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:17,019
Need to prep two statements

296
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,498
Good outcome. Bad outcome.

297
00:19:18,499 --> 00:19:19,540
Rescue operation?

298
00:19:19,541 --> 00:19:22,739
Goon squad's heading
for postcode in Buckinghamshire.

299
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:26,820
HP8 4TD, a college or something.
They should be there by now.

300
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,099
UNZIPS/CLOTHES RUSTLE

301
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,019
CAMERA CLICKS

302
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:46,020
PHONE BEEPS

303
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:53,859
Yeah, I've reduced
the luminance...

304
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,219
Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn.

305
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:58,499
AKA, Rod Senseless.

306
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,700
Stage name.

307
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:04,299
Yeah. Well...

308
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,419
You need to get into this.

309
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:07,978
Is there a dressing room I can use?

310
00:20:07,979 --> 00:20:09,300
No.

311
00:20:09,301 --> 00:20:11,539
Where's my co-star?

312
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,580
Be rude not to give her a kiss
beforehand.

313
00:20:13,581 --> 00:20:15,900
Outside in the truck.

314
00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:19,820
Full of joie de vivre, isn't he?

315
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,860
You also need to wear this...
on your head.

316
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:37,260
Board's been prised away.
That's where they got in.

317
00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:39,140
'Target identified.'

318
00:20:39,141 --> 00:20:43,619
Commissioner. Thank you.

319
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:47,059
Continue reconnaissance
and await instructions.

320
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:49,859
'With the 4pm deadline
three hours away,

321
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:53,180
'time is running out
for the Prime Minister...'

322
00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,420
They got in, yeah?

323
00:21:02,421 --> 00:21:09,300
Do you think I'd be here
if they had?

324
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,580
Listen,
coverage is very sympathetic.

325
00:21:13,581 --> 00:21:16,860
Can't think about coverage now!

326
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:20,140
PHONE BEEPING

327
00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:24,379
But it's on-side?

328
00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:26,499
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.

329
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:35,899
Every poll indicates understanding, disgust with the
captor, outrage at the whole thing, but not at you.

330
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:40,139
If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not
saying they will, but if they do,

331
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:43,220
the public anticipates
non-compliance.

332
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:47,460
There'll be squawks from the usuals,

333
00:21:56,700 --> 00:22:01,860
If he kills her, there's no blood
on your hands. Bottom line.

334
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:11,019
'With hours to go, time is running
out for the security services.

335
00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:13,059
'Joining us is actress Lydia...'

336
00:22:13,060 --> 00:22:15,699
Thought this was coming from IB7.

337
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,819
We trimmed the edges
so it's coming direct.

338
00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:21,459
Twinkle tits from?

339
00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:25,619
Actress, Downton Abbey,
knows the princess.

340
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:28,659
This came for you,
left at reception.

341
00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:30,660
Courier dropped it off.

342
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,180
Know how to plug this in?

343
00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:42,900
ALL GASP

344
00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:46,779
Jack, call the police. Take it!

345
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,939
Get someone to shoot that first.

346
00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:50,980
What the fuck is this?

347
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,940
'(SCREAMS)'

348
00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:07,699
'Some more breaking news,

349
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:11,699
'and a severed finger, thought
to belong to Princess Susannah,

350
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:15,219
'has been delivered to UKN,
along with a video

351
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:19,539
'apparently showing the kidnapper
removing it from the princess.

352
00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:22,859
'UKN News has passed all material
to Scotland Yard...'

353
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:24,459
Fucking hell!

354
00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:29,139
Oh, God! I can't watch this!
He's got to do what they want.

355
00:23:29,140 --> 00:23:31,139
Yes, he fucking has!

356
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:33,460
'..Which contained a statement

357
00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:44,260
'This grim development comes just

358
00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:47,340
Jesus!

359
00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:55,859
Unless I'm mistaken,
our mystery man specified

360
00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:59,579
no visual trickery
in his original demand, didn't he?

361
00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:00,500
I considered it necessary...

362
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:06,020
FUCKING HELL!

363
00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:11,938
Mike...!

364
00:24:11,939 --> 00:24:12,460
Don't!

365
00:24:12,461 --> 00:24:13,779
It's nor...

366
00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:22,580
One word, I swear I will fucking...!

367
00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:30,859
What did you do, Alex?

368
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:33,179
I had a back-up plan.

369
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:38,779
A man prepared to do it and an FX company that
would paint your head onto his shoulders.

370
00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:40,338
You actually
thought that would work?

371
00:24:40,339 --> 00:24:41,660
I believed it worth considering.

372
00:24:41,661 --> 00:24:44,019
Then you're a stupid bitch.

373
00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:46,099
With your interest at heart.

374
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:47,060
Who knew about this?

375
00:24:47,061 --> 00:24:50,779
A select few.
It seems some idiot at the studio

376
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:53,819
recognised our designated performer,

377
00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:57,659
Tweeted a photo and the online
hivemind did the maths.

378
00:24:57,660 --> 00:25:00,139
It's not playing well.

379
00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:02,220
With who?

380
00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:05,619
With, er...anyone.

381
00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:12,099
'A few hours ago, public opinion
was behind Prime Minister Callow,

382
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:15,819
'he should fulfil the bizarre
and illegal request.

383
00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:17,819
'In the wake of these images,

384
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:22,139
'and the delivery of the princess's
finger, the mood is shifting.

385
00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:26,379
'It'll be humiliating, but nothing
compared to her suffering.

386
00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:28,459
'He's just got to do it.

387
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:30,859
'What's the alternative?

388
00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:34,899
'We can get another Prime Minister.
We can't live without a princess.

389
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:38,699
'If he doesn't get her released,
he's finished, isn't he?

390
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:41,339
'Online polls suggest
that 86% of voters

391
00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:44,779
'now believe
the demand should be met.

392
00:25:44,780 --> 00:25:46,780
'Damon Brown...'

393
00:25:49,780 --> 00:25:51,578
When are Walker's team
hitting the college?

394
00:25:51,579 --> 00:25:52,700
They need time...

395
00:25:52,701 --> 00:25:54,659
No more pissing around.

396
00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:56,060
Julian's advising against...

397
00:25:56,061 --> 00:26:00,460
I'm advising for.
They go in now. They go in now.

398
00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:16,819
PHONE RINGS

399
00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:18,979
Where's my obit VT?

400
00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:23,419
What would you say if I said I was
near where Susannah's being held?

401
00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:24,620
I'd say bullshit.

402
00:26:24,621 --> 00:26:26,580
Then you'd be wrong.

403
00:26:27,580 --> 00:26:29,739
Have you got a crew with you?

404
00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:32,059
I'm not stupid.

405
00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:33,180
Malaika?

406
00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:51,619
Are you getting this?

407
00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:54,500
Yeah. Don't put yourself
in any danger.

408
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:02,420
Still getting this?

409
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:05,820
Yeah. Just stay safe, Malaika.
Be careful!

410
00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:24,779
If this doesn't work...

411
00:27:24,780 --> 00:27:26,820
we need...

412
00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:54,140
Armed police! Lay down on the floor!
Lay down on the floor!

413
00:27:57,900 --> 00:28:00,100
Move!

414
00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:05,620
Fuck!

415
00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:13,459
It's a decoy.

416
00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:18,499
They must have bounced the upload
from here with a proxy. I'm sorry.

417
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:20,019
Jesus!

418
00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:20,820
They're looking right at her!

419
00:28:20,821 --> 00:28:22,779
They can't see her.

420
00:28:22,780 --> 00:28:24,100
'Malaika, make sure they can't...'

421
00:28:24,101 --> 00:28:27,100
Stay down! Don't move!

422
00:28:29,420 --> 00:28:31,740
Run, Malaika! Run!

423
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,539
Get out of there. Come on!

424
00:28:37,540 --> 00:28:39,500
Armed police!

425
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:47,500
MACHINE GUN FIRE

426
00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:52,379
Is it him?

427
00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:55,139
Advance! Advance! Advance!

428
00:28:55,140 --> 00:28:57,140
(MOANING)

429
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:02,539
Get down!

430
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:06,739
UKN. It's Malaika something
or other. She's from UKN.

431
00:29:06,740 --> 00:29:08,700
You press? Yes.

432
00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:12,779
There goes your RTS Award.

433
00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:14,859
There must be something.

434
00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:15,500
There's nothing there, Mike.

435
00:29:15,501 --> 00:29:17,019
There'll be a clue.

436
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:18,060
We've done all we can.

437
00:29:18,061 --> 00:29:20,499
You rescued mannequin.

438
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:21,298
I'm sorry, Michael...

439
00:29:21,299 --> 00:29:22,098
Fuck off, Julian!

440
00:29:22,099 --> 00:29:23,820
20 past three. We're out of time.

441
00:29:23,821 --> 00:29:26,379
We're not out of time!

442
00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:28,620
We're not out of time.

443
00:29:44,060 --> 00:29:46,059
It's not going to happen.

444
00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:46,578
To the public...

445
00:29:46,579 --> 00:29:47,460
Fuck the public!

446
00:29:47,461 --> 00:29:52,339
To the public, this would be one man
of questionable popularity

447
00:29:52,340 --> 00:29:54,580
putting personal embarrassment
over the life of a girl.

448
00:29:54,581 --> 00:29:56,819
She's probably already dead.

449
00:29:56,820 --> 00:30:00,699
If she isn't,
he'll kill her and upload the video.

450
00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:04,699
Everyone will see it.
The world will see it.

451
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:09,019
The mood will border on insurrection
and you will be destroyed,

452
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:12,140
I guarantee you...
utterly destroyed.

453
00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:15,980
The polling bears that out.

454
00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:23,979
You won't just be
a disgraced politician,

455
00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:29,099
The public, the Palace and the Party
insist on compliance.

456
00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:29,820
Fuck the Party!

457
00:30:29,821 --> 00:30:33,179
Refuse, and I've been advised

458
00:30:33,180 --> 00:30:36,939
that we cannot guarantee
your physical safety.

459
00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:39,260
Or that of your family.

460
00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:55,940
I've made arrangements
for the broadcast.

461
00:30:57,460 --> 00:30:58,060
I can't...

462
00:30:58,061 --> 00:31:01,540
I'm sorry, Michael.
It's out of your hands.

463
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:17,179
'Let's take you live

464
00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:21,019
'as we see the Prime Minister's car
travelling across London...'

465
00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:24,859
He's got to do it.

466
00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:28,940
'..Appears to be heading west
to Bankside Studios.'

467
00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:39,260
BEEPING

468
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:05,219
We've ratified the law...
after midnight,

469
00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:10,660
it'll be a criminal offence to store
any recording or images of the event.

470
00:32:13,660 --> 00:32:21,419
They're doing an announcement to warn people off
even watching, some sonic tone that causes nausea.

471
00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:25,499
'..When public opinion
has very much hardened,

472
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:29,779
'following the delivery
of the princess's severed finger.

473
00:32:29,780 --> 00:32:33,619
'As the 4pm deadline approaches,
the nation is at a standstill

474
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:36,499
'watching the extraordinary
situation play out.

475
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:41,379
'Just to remind you, this is now
a story of global significance...'

476
00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:45,059
"Michael Callow has displayed
incredible bravery"

477
00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:47,820
"in what was a matter
of life or death."

478
00:32:47,821 --> 00:32:50,620
That's how it opens,
then we should move on...

479
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:53,660
OK. Yeah.

480
00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:55,778
Everything prepared?

481
00:32:55,779 --> 00:32:57,580
Yes, ma'am.

482
00:32:58,460 --> 00:33:00,660
Injection. It's docile.

483
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,940
It's time to go in now.

484
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,819
'..An unprecedented nature.'

485
00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:22,099
'This is an official announcement.

486
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:25,339
'The Prime Minister will perform
an indecent act on your screens.

487
00:33:25,340 --> 00:33:28,419
CHEERING

488
00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:33,699
'..in the hope that it will ensure
the release of Princess Susannah.

489
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:38,099
'Recording or possessing a copy of
this broadcast will become illegal.

490
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:42,259
'All viewers are advised to turn off
their televisions immediately.

491
00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:45,019
'The broadcast will commence after
the following tone.'

492
00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:47,180
HIGH-PITCHED TONE

493
00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:51,220
TONE CONTINUES

494
00:34:23,660 --> 00:34:25,660
VOICE FADES

495
00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:29,700
..you'll have to see it through
to the end.

496
00:34:32,420 --> 00:34:36,859
We've placed visual aids in your
eyeline, which might help if you...

497
00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:38,860
get into trouble.

498
00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:45,499
The suggestion we're getting
from psychologists

499
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,620
is that you should take
as long as you need.

500
00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:54,539
If you rush, it might be
misinterpreted as eagerness

501
00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:56,780
or even enjoyment.

502
00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:13,339
It's just
a skeleton crew inside.

503
00:35:13,340 --> 00:35:15,380
Closed set.

504
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,820
SLURPING

505
00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:43,860
SNUFFLING/SLURPING

506
00:35:58,020 --> 00:36:00,899
EXCITED VOICES

507
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:02,140
There he is!

508
00:36:02,141 --> 00:36:05,260
CHEERING

509
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:12,300
'I trust this will bring about the
safe return of Princess Susannah.'

510
00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:22,540
'I...

511
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:31,220
'I love my wife.'

512
00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:36,100
'May God forgive me.'

513
00:36:49,460 --> 00:36:53,380
GROANS/LAUGHTER

514
00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:58,059
(WOMAN) Oh, no!

515
00:36:58,060 --> 00:37:01,059
ALL GROAN

516
00:37:01,060 --> 00:37:03,060
VOICES FADE

517
00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:12,020
GENTLE MUSIC

518
00:38:35,660 --> 00:38:38,780
Jesus! Poor bastard!

519
00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:43,219
But it's been on for nearly an hour.

520
00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:45,580
It's history, this.

521
00:39:27,380 --> 00:39:30,980
VOMITS

522
00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:46,019
PHONE RINGS

523
00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,019
We've got her. Susannah.

524
00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:48,940
They released her?

525
00:39:48,941 --> 00:39:55,300
Stumbling about in the city.

526
00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:58,659
Not hers. DNA shows it's male.

527
00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:00,260
What?

528
00:40:04,380 --> 00:40:09,219
It seems he let her go
30 minutes before it happened.

529
00:40:09,220 --> 00:40:11,020
Why?

530
00:40:18,420 --> 00:40:21,459
So it's a statement.

531
00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:24,580
That's what this was all about,
making a point.

532
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:26,780
Should we, er...?

533
00:40:26,781 --> 00:40:29,219
Lose that page of the report.

534
00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:31,419
No-one sees it, especially the PM.

535
00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:33,420
Of course.

536
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:45,059
Good news, Michael.

537
00:40:45,060 --> 00:40:48,739
You saved her.
Susannah's alive and well.

538
00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:50,740
PHONE RINGS

539
00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:12,020
CONTINUES RINGING

540
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:21,260
(SOBS)

541
00:41:40,340 --> 00:41:44,019
'On the one-year anniversary
of his humiliating ordeal,

542
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:48,139
'an apparently unconcerned Michael
Callow put in an assured performance

543
00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:51,180
'at a public appearance,
accompanied by his wife Jane.

544
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:53,500
'OK.

545
00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:57,139
'Oh!

546
00:41:57,140 --> 00:42:00,659
'The other central figure in events
was also before the camera

547
00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:03,619
'at last night's
Children Of Valour Awards.

548
00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:06,419
'Princess Susannah
made her first public appearance

549
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:09,699
'since announcing her pregnancy.

550
00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:13,179
'It was one year ago that
the Turner Prize-winning artist,

551
00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:15,259
'Carlton Bloom,

552
00:42:15,260 --> 00:42:20,059
'coerced the Prime Minister
into committing an indecent act.

553
00:42:20,060 --> 00:42:23,539
'As the anniversary arrived,
one art critic caused controversy

554
00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:28,259
'by describing it as "the first
great artwork of the 21st century".

555
00:42:28,260 --> 00:42:32,099
'While cultural commentators
debate its significance,

556
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:34,859
'with a global audience
of 1.3 billion,

557
00:42:34,860 --> 00:42:38,179
'it was an event
in which we all participated.

558
00:42:38,180 --> 00:42:41,099
'The incident failed
to destroy a Prime Minister,

559
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:45,699
'who holds an approval rating
three points higher than last year.

560
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:48,460
'Damon Brown, UKN.'

561
00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:53,820
Jane.

562
00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:56,780
Jane, please.

563
00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:42,740
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