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I can't believe my boyfriend just
went out and bought a yacht.
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Ha! I can't believe I'm best friends
with someone who's boyfriend
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just went out and bought a yacht.
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Welcome, everybody! Oh, I'm
so glad you guys are here.
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This is gonna be an amazing trip.
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So, I just want you guys to, uh,
relax, enjoy the open seas,
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and all the luxuries
on the S.S. Dock Com.
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Get it? It's a... It's a play on words.
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It's a play on "dot com", but
it's a boat, so it's "dock com."
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Ooh, what about Yacht Com?
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It's... Uh... The boat's
already painted, Yolanda!
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I never told you this, Alan. But
boats make me feel very sexual.
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Let's look around for places where
we can get naughty on the yachty.
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And while we're looking,
we can make note
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of where they keep all the life jackets.
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Uh-huh.
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- Could this get any better?
- I know, right?
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I mean, you're on vacation
with your boyfriend,
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I'm on vacation with my boyfriend.
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It's a work call, babe.
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He's defending a huge drug
lord, how hot is that?
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Hey, uh, Nick. Don't forget, we gotta
finish talking about those papers
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- I was tellin' you about.
- What papers?
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Ha! That's a lawyer for you.
Just keepin' it confidential.
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Ladies, I'll tell you what,
why don't you enjoy your drinks,
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and Nick and I will finish
talkin' about the legal stuff.
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Here's a dollar. You're officially my lawyer.
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Now you have to keep my secret.
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Uh-oh, what'd you do?
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Hi, there!
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I'm Yolanda.
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Is the captain allowed to join
me for a glass of champagne?
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I wish, but I have your life
in my hands.
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Oooh, I like a man
who's good with his hands.
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A wedding band.
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Is what I play in on the weekends.
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Gotta go rehearse! Bye!
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Okay. I'm gonna say it.
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Nick... inside this box...
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is an engagement ring.
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Josh, we barely know each other.
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See, that would be
funny if I wasn't freaking out,
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but I am freaking out, because...
I'm proposing to Gabi tonight.
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Congratulations, man!
I'm... I'm happy for you.
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- Thanks!
- She's a great girl.
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She is a great girl.
Do you think she'll say yes?
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I think she'll say yes.
Do you think she'll say yes?
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I would.
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Thanks, man. Now, the reason I made
you my lawyer is 'cause I need you
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to hide this ring.
I trust no one on this boat!
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Got it.
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I need you to put it
somewhere Gabi won't find it.
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I'll pick it up from you before
dinner, and I'll pop the question
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beneath a sky
full of beautiful fireworks.
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Josh, as your friend,
I'm so happy for you.
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As your lawyer, have you
considered a prenup?
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It's a big boat.
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Two Mai Tais?
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And Mai Tai say, it's nice
to have some other boys
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in the boat like me.
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Do you have a Mai Tai for me, too?
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No.
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I like him. And he winked at me.
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I beg to differ. He winked at me.
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Wait a second.
You don't think he might want...
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Both of us?
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You mean for like, a...
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Yes. Exactly for like a...
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It's too bad we'd never
do anything like that.
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Or would we?
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Of course we wouldn't.
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That's not the kind of people we are.
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Or are we?
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Hey! There's my girl!
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Hey! Where've you been hiding?
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I haven't been hiding anything!
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It's just so beautiful out here,
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I really wanna enjoy Yacht Com with you.
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You know, when you say anything,
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it's really cute,
but it's... it's Dock Com!
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Dock!
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Gabi, it's not just the champagne.
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All the drinks are free!
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Ooh.
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Okay, are you ready
for the next surprise?
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There's more surprises?
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All right. Close your eyes.
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Just Gabi, Sofia.
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Okay. Open 'em.
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Hi, Gabi!
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Oh my god!
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You're Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli,
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who beat Judy Joo
with the secret ingredient,
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mortadella, and you're
the executive chef
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at Butter restaurant in New York!
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Alex Guarnaschelli, I love you,
Alex Guarnaschelli!
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You can call me Alex.
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Alex Guarnaschelli!
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Oh! Ooh!
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Uh-oh. You made Iron Chef
Alex Guarnaschelli bleed.
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Hey, Santiago.
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You're not going to jail.
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They can't connect you
to the missing drug shipments.
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Trust me. I'll take care of it.
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I'm so sorry I took your
chopping hand out of commission.
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Well, luckily, my wine glass
holding hand is just fine.
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All right, so give me the rundown.
Where are we?
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Okay, the soupe de poisson is simmering,
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the buckwheat galette batter is resting,
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and the salmon is poaching.
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And I hope you don't mind, when
you went to get some more wine,
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I made a basil garlic rouille
to give the soup some kick.
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No no, my soupe de poisson
is a gentle dish.
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An overgarlic-y rouille
could decimate it.
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You know what? This is delicious.
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Balanced, great flavor.
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Inspired.
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Thank you, Chef.
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Gabi, to me there are
two kinds of chefs:
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There are the kind of chefs
that follow orders
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and view cooking as a science.
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And then there are the ones who are
intuitive and cook like it's an art.
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I've been working with you all day,
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and you're definitely the second one.
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And, uh, which one do you like?
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The second one,
they're much harder to find.
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Oh. Well, ya found me.
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And I'm not gonna lose you.
I wanna mentor you,
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and I want you to be the sous-chef
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in my new restaurant in Pioneer Square.
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Oh my god, are you serious?
Wait... Uh, you're not just
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saying that because you paired
the Pinot with the pain meds?
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I wanna mentor you,
and I wanna work with you.
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Oh my god, I... I'm so excited,
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I can't even remember where in
San Francisco Pioneer Square is.
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It's in Seattle. Is that a problem?
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Seattle! Which is in Washington,
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which is a different state than
the one that San Francisco is in.
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No, that's not a problem at all.
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- Gabi!
- Sofia!
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- Gabi!
- Sofia!
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Did you get my text?
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I have a huge problem.
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Mine's huge-r.
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All right, let's go alphabetically.
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What? You... You always say that.
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Well, "G" comes before "S".
I didn't write the alphabet.
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Well, I didn't ask for a
boyfriend who's a drug smuggler.
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What?
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I was walking by the porthole
of our room, and I saw Nick,
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hiding a package in the air vent,
and it's gotta be drugs, Gabi,
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because it was wrapped
in brown paper, and
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nothing good is ever
wrapped in brown paper.
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Except fresh fish, which is what I
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would be unwrapping, if I took the job
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that Alex Guarnaschelli just offered
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me in her new restaurant in Seattle!
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- What?
- I mean, what am I gonna do?
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I have an unbelievable boyfriend,
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but this is an unbelievable opportunity.
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Well, I can't be a criminal's
girlfriend, I mean... You know,
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every little girl
dreams about it, but...
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Do you know what percentage
of couples survive
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in a long-distance relationship?
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No.
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Yeah, I was really hopin'
you did, but I'm guessin'
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it's pretty low.
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Why don't you look it up while
we break into the air vent?
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Okay. Wait a minute. Hey, why are
we fixing your problem first?
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It's alphabetical. "Breaking into"
comes before "moving out of."
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Dammit!
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That sunset is breathtaking.
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As Joseph Conrad said, "There
is nothing more mysterious
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than the sea itself. She is the
mistress of my existence."
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Well, doesn't your wife get upset
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that you have a mistress?
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You mean my late wife.
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Yolanda, this is Marilou.
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Gone five years today.
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I... I'm so sorry.
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I'm scattering her ashes on
this voyage, along with this.
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Time to close that chapter.
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Hm, hell yeah, it is.
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I mean, how sad it is.
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It is, but, uh, I have to say it's a
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little less sad with you here, Yolanda.
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Now if you excuse me, I have to check
the PH balance on the Jacuzzi.
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A captain's work is never done.
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Hey, Marilou.
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You cool with me sharin' the
motion of the ocean with your man?
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I'm cool!
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Oh!
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Oh my damn! Oh my damn! Oh, Marilou.
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Oh... Oh, I need some ashes.
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I know. Time to replace
Marilou with Mary Jane.
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Maybe that's why
they call it the high seas.
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Alan! I spoke to Amador,
and we were right.
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He wants us both and it is on.
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Oh god. Now I'm nervous.
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Have you had a three-way before?
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Tons of times!
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Couple of times.
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Once. In college.
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In camp.
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No.
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Elliot, to be honest, I'm not
even sure how a threesome works.
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Well, how complicated can it be?
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You have your usual top, and bottom...
and really, you're just adding a middle.
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Like a bagel!
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- Yeah.
- Top, bottom, and a schmear.
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Who's the schmear?
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Why are we having sex and a snack?
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Hey, guys.
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How about a quick nosh?
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Make sure we have enough
energy for later.
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Captain? How's it goin'?
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Mr. Kaminski, I know why you're here.
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The PH balance in the Jacuzzi
has been restored.
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You're a married man, right?
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I was. Twenty-five years.
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- Happiest time of my life.
- That's good to hear.
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Okay, so you know the girl
I'm with? Gabi?
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The one who cut the chef?
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Yeah. That's the one.
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Well, we've been together
for three years, and I love her.
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And tonight, I'm gonna ask her
to marry me.
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That sounds beautiful.
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It is! It will be. I hope... so.
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I guess I'm just nervous
about asking her.
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Is that how you felt
when you were gonna propose?
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You mean, was I nervous? Freaked out?
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Totally and completely in love with
a woman I knew I didn't deserve,
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but prayed would have me anyway?
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Thanks, Captain.
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Oh my god, if there are
drugs in this box,
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it could ruin everything with Nick.
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I can't open it, you do it.
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Okay.
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Oh my god, is it heroin?
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Smack? Crank? Crack?
Crystal? Grams? Jacks? Pops?
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Sofia, some of those are cereals.
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Okay, it's not crack but it is a rock.
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Oh my god. That's an engagement ring.
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Wait... Nick's gonna ask me
to marry him?
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That was so fast,
it's only been like five weeks!
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Six.
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So, what are you saying,
are you gonna say yes?
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I mean, this could change
my entire life.
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Ah... I know. I mean, if I was
to take that job in Seattle,
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it could change my whole life, not to
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mention my whole relationship with Josh.
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- I'm gonna say yes.
- Really?
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Yeah! I mean, I can go back and
forth forever, but the truth is...
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I love him.
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And... at a certain point, you
just have to take a leap of faith.
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How do you know? I mean, how do
you know it's not gonna go bad?
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Well, that's the faith part.
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Gotta hope you're doing the right thing.
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Oh my god, Sofia,
you're getting married!
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I'm getting married!
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Oh my god, the ring!
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Oh my god!
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Sofia!
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Gabi, you saved my life, I mean,
you didn't even think to yourself,
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Like, what if something bad
happened, you just went for it.
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What was there to think about?
You're my best friend.
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I... I took a leap of faith.
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- Listen, Gabi...
- Josh...
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No, I almost lost you, and I'm
not waiting another second.
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Alex Guarnaschelli asked me to be a
sous-chef at her new restaurant.
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And she wants to be my mentor,
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- but...
- But... what?
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But it's in Seattle.
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And...
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How can you say no?
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It's your dream.
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Wow, Nick. You really went all out.
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What?
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Um... I found the ring,
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in the air vent, and then,
again in the ocean,
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and um... the answer is yes.
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I will marry you.
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Oh, uh, actually...
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Actually, congratulations, man.
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Oh... So romantic.
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Yeah.
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- Yolanda!
- Uh... What's happenin', Captain?
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We're headed to San Francisco.
290
00:14:37,145 --> 00:14:39,721
Mr. Kaminski made me
turn the boat around.
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Which means I'll have
to scatter Marilou's
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ashes a little earlier than planned.
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No! No. I mean, I'm... I'm
feelin' so, uh, empty.
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And it's makin' me woozy. Oh... Hold me!
295
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Ah... Oh, yeah. It's just...
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I was overcome with emotion.
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Ahh... But I'm good now.
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Ah... You can go ahead and dump her.
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Aah! I got bars! I got bars!
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00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:14,913
Okay, we gotta call my mom
and tell her the news.
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-Um...
-Hey, um, have you guys
seen Josh?
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I mean the Yacht Com isn't that big.
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Hi, Mom, it's Sofia.
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- Okay, um, Nick and I are getting...
- Ahp...
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You hung up. Why'd you hang up?
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I'm sorry, I can't take it anymore.
I have to tell you something.
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Sofia, that ring wasn't meant for you.
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What? What do you mean? Like...
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Like this is a temporary
one, and the real one's
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being sized or something?
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I wasn't gonna propose.
That was Josh's ring for Gabi.
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What?
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Yeah. I hid it for Josh in the air vent.
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So... this ring wasn't meant for me?
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It was meant for you!
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It wasn't meant for you,
it was meant for me?
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Oh my god! Josh was gonna
ask me to marry him...
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What are you talking about?
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Josh had the whole thing planned, the...
the dinner, the fireworks.
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Oh my god... Oh my god! Where is he?
Where is he? Where is he?
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- Hey, have you seen Josh?
- He left right when we docked.
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Oh my god.
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Sofia, I... I... I feel horrible,
I... I'm mortified.
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No, I'm mortified that I said yes.
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I mean, we've only been
dating for like five weeks.
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Six.
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It's the best six weeks of my life.
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Mine too.
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00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,714
So, um... you wanna go
have "I can't believe
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you didn't ask me to marry you" sex?
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00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,116
I do.
332
00:16:49,127 --> 00:16:51,553
Did you really have
to use those two words?
333
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:01,920
You were gonna propose?
334
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,457
- Gabi...
- How could you not tell me?
335
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,559
How could you not tell me
that those fireworks for me,
336
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:08,994
that this ring was for me?
337
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,161
How could I tell you?
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00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,797
You told me you were moving to Seattle.
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00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,000
But I... I... I didn't know
you were gonna propose.
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00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,869
Well, I'm glad you didn't know, because
you gave me an honest reaction.
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00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,239
When I saw them pullin' you
out of the water,
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the only thing I could think was,
please God, just let her be okay.
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00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,313
- Josh...
- And then you opened your eyes,
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and I knew in that very moment I
would never ask for anything again,
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because the girl who means
everything to me... she was okay.
346
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:42,360
And now that I had her,
I was never gonna let her go.
347
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,763
Then I said I was going away.
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00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,599
Which killed me the most,
because Gabi, when you told me
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you were leaving to become
a chef, your face lit up.
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00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,626
It lit up the exact same way it did the
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first day you came to work for me.
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00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,509
Do you remember that?
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00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,911
W- We were having dinner,
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00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:05,717
and you told me about Julia Child...
and your mom,
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00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,286
and your hopes and... and your dreams.
356
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,221
Yeah, of course I remember.
357
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:14,192
Well, Gabi, now that you have a shot
at making those dreams happen...
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00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,294
I'm not gonna be the one
to stand in your way.
359
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,332
Well, then, I'm gonna stand in my way.
360
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,901
Because you're forgetting
what else happened that night.
361
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,904
That was the night
that we fell for each other.
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00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:30,141
So that means that my dream
includes you and Julia Child.
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00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,104
So you know what? I...
I'm not gonna take
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00:18:32,115 --> 00:18:34,089
this job in Seattle, I'm not gonna go,
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00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,848
- I'm gonna stay here with you.
- No, G... No! No! No!
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00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,383
What do you mean, no, no, no?
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00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,884
Gabi, I'm not proposing.
368
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:43,621
You can't not propose, you were gonna
propose, you can't un-propose!
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00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,056
But I haven't proposed
in the first place,
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00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,191
so there can't be an un-proposal!
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00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:47,084
Josh...
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00:18:47,095 --> 00:18:49,671
Gabi, if the girl I met
that night stays here
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and doesn't chase her dream...
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00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,299
she's gonna regret it
for the rest of her life.
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00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,967
Well, that girl's dream has changed.
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00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:57,469
No, it hasn't.
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00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,437
Don't tell me what that girl's dream is.
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00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,806
I know that girl.
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00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,873
And yeah, her dream is to be a chef, but
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00:19:04,884 --> 00:19:07,989
part of that dream is to be with you.
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00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:13,017
Josh, these last three years have
been the best years of my life.
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00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,286
And I'm not gonna let that go.
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00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:21,693
When Sofia and I were on that
yacht, we started talking about
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00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:26,364
taking a leap of faith, and I think
I'm gonna do that right now.
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00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,499
Gabi, what are you doing?
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00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,834
Josh?
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00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:34,305
I love you. And I have to
take this job for myself,
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00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,875
but I don't wanna do it without you.
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00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,145
Will you marry me
and come with me to Seattle?
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00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:48,146
Damn, look at all these stars.
391
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,968
I could stare at them all night.
392
00:19:51,002 --> 00:19:53,604
I could stare at you all night.
393
00:19:53,638 --> 00:19:55,451
Why don't I grab us a
bottle of champagne
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00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,318
and I'll meet you in my quarters?
395
00:19:57,342 --> 00:20:01,178
Coming from the bow, second
on the left, starboard side.
396
00:20:01,213 --> 00:20:07,118
Second door from the left bow,
on the Star Trek side.
397
00:20:07,152 --> 00:20:11,255
Ooh, I'm finally gonna
get to see the captain's dinghy.
398
00:20:12,391 --> 00:20:15,593
Okay, Amador will be here any second.
399
00:20:15,627 --> 00:20:19,296
We are not getting off this boat
without having a threesome.
400
00:20:19,331 --> 00:20:21,198
I'm so nervous.
401
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:22,900
Maybe I should turn off the lights.
402
00:20:22,934 --> 00:20:25,636
Good idea. Let the
moonlight set the mood.
403
00:20:25,670 --> 00:20:27,171
Here comes the schmear.
404
00:20:27,205 --> 00:20:29,840
He's so much bigger than I remember.
405
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:33,511
Ooh, so musky.
406
00:20:33,545 --> 00:20:35,846
Like a wildebeest.
407
00:20:35,881 --> 00:20:37,581
Mmmm...
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00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:39,183
That's it, yeah.
409
00:20:39,217 --> 00:20:40,284
Yeah!
410
00:20:43,755 --> 00:20:47,158
Okay. I can do a four-gy.
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