1 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:34,951 Charlie. 2 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,665 Not again. 3 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,084 Come back to bed, baby. 4 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:47,422 l gotta go to work and you snoozed on my alarm. l'm gonna be late. 5 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:52,343 Yeah, well, you peed on me, so l guess we're even. 6 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:54,887 l have a weak bladder. 7 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,140 l can't go to work like this. 8 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,808 You work from our kitchen. 9 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:04,063 Yeah, but my real job is to change the sheets. 10 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:31,924 Oh, why is it coffee tastes so much better when you make it? 11 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:36,262 Because l make it with love. 12 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:40,349 And l also make it with bacon. 13 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:39,867 All right, guys. lf l were to add a C to this word... 14 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,410 ...what word would l have? 15 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,079 -l know. l know. -l know. 16 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:45,248 A lot of hands, l like it. 17 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,667 How about Hillary? What do you got for me? 18 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,877 -Can. -Can is correct. 19 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,338 Hillary, you won an all-expense-paid trip... 20 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,924 ...to the dry-erase board. Come on. Have at it. 21 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:58,427 There's a washer-dryer combo in it. Let's see what you got. 22 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:01,013 Beautiful C. Come on, everybody, cheer her on. 23 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,850 That's just-- That's just good stuff. 24 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:06,853 All right, what's next? 25 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,105 Let's try another one. Okay. 26 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:13,484 Who's got another letter we can use to make a word here? 27 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,570 Who's got it? Who's got it? 28 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:18,030 l'm coming for you, Ramon Martinez. 29 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,615 What do you got? 30 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,368 -P. -P is an excellent choice. 31 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,705 And what would that spell? 32 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:29,166 -Pan? -Pan is correct, everybody. 33 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:30,960 All right, come on down, Ramon. 34 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,546 You got this. You can do it. l believe in you. 35 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,841 Come on. Let's see what you got. To the board. Put it there. 36 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:39,176 Okay, this is very exciting. 37 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:42,972 Look. Oh, just beautiful penmanship by the-- 38 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,688 Oh, God. l'm so sorry, you guys. 39 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:53,649 l'm so sorry you had to see that. 40 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,236 -Oh, my God. -Miss Hannah. 41 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,821 Are you pregnant? 42 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,991 What? 43 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:05,494 My mommy threw up when she was pregnant with my sister. 44 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,830 Are you pregnant? 45 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,958 Are you? 46 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:23,012 Yes. 47 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,224 Hello in there, you. 48 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,852 l felt you moving. 49 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:36,150 Vice Principal Davies will be able to look after your class for the day... 50 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,861 ...so that's one less thing to think about. 51 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:43,658 l just feel awful for letting that happen in front of the kids, you know. 52 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,701 Well, don't worry about it. 53 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,620 Kind of comes with the territory. 54 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,914 And those kids, they're pretty tough. 55 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,958 l'm sure they've seen plenty worse. 56 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:58,422 You know, l was never able to have a child of my own and so.... 57 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:02,009 Well, now l have about 200 of them. 58 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:04,178 Be careful what you wish for, right? 59 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:09,266 l'm so curious to know how it is for you and how you're feeling-- 60 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,894 -Oh, you know-- -And how excited you must be. 61 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,897 lt's-- l mean, it's hard to explain exactly... 62 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,482 -Yeah. -...how it is, but-- 63 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,651 lt's a responsibility, isn't it? 64 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:23,739 Probably the biggest responsibility that we have. 65 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:43,217 There's a.... 66 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,221 Thank you. 67 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:51,559 Hang on. Hang on one second. Everybody, please be good. 68 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:58,482 ls everything okay, Mrs. Hannah? 69 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,986 l just feel really embarrassed, but.... 70 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:06,699 l feel a lot better and l wanted to thank you, so.... 71 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:08,409 Well.... 72 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:11,787 l know you were drinking this morning. l saw you. 73 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:15,624 What? No, no. What--? 74 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,794 Drinking when you're pregnant is really dangerous. 75 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,839 l know that. 76 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,264 l'm not actually pregnant. 77 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:35,519 -What? -lt's just-- l'm really hung over. 78 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:39,482 And the kids started asking me questions and l threw up and l just-- 79 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,192 l.... 80 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,111 Okay. 81 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,821 That's.... 82 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,156 That's not good. 83 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:48,407 l know. l know. 84 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:51,160 Please. Please don't say anything. 85 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,371 Just go home. 86 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,332 Get some sleep. 87 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,844 Next up, we've got Kate. 88 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,055 You got this! 89 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,048 -Yes. -Yes. 90 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,217 Oh, it just fades out. 91 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:52,012 Yeah! 92 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,392 Okay. 93 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,811 Who's next? 94 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,063 Your turn. 95 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:06,443 Baby. 96 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:10,322 -Hey. -That was great. 97 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,992 -You sound like an angel. -Oh, really? 98 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,704 A drunk, drunk, drunk angel. 99 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:20,082 lf you were gonna write about me, what would you say? 100 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:24,587 l would say that l have the sexiest... 101 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:29,550 ...most amazing wife on the planet. The entire planet. 102 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:33,262 Oh, and it'd be such a shitty article and nobody would read it. 103 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,349 l gotta go. l got work to do. 104 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,853 You boys have fun. 105 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,396 -Goodbye. l love you. -Bye. 106 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,732 Goodbye. l love you. 107 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,282 Hey, are you okay? 108 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,951 You know what, girl? l am not okay. 109 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:57,161 -You're not? -No. 110 00:08:57,329 --> 00:09:02,625 My bitch sister just-- She just took off and left me here to go hook up... 111 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,543 ...with this asshole. 112 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,962 And now l don't have a car. 113 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,589 l don't have a ride. 114 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,717 -l don't know what to do. -Man. 115 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,303 l mean, l guess-- 116 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:18,140 You could give me a ride? Oh, my God, thank you so much. 117 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,558 Thank you so much. 118 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,311 l was gonna say call you a cab. l don't know you. 119 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:23,479 No, no, no. 120 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:26,232 No, l-- lt's very close. 121 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:29,568 Please? 122 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:36,158 You know, you shouldn't drink and drive. 123 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,993 -l wasn't-- -l'm just kidding. 124 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,662 Can l have a sip? 125 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,623 l'm so thirsty. 126 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:43,999 lt's whiskey, so.... 127 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:48,754 Fuck, yeah, it's whiskey. l fucking love whiskey. 128 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,760 You are a hardcore drinking bitch like me. 129 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,763 l don't know about that. l don't know. 130 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,474 You're such a cute little bitch. 131 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,977 Thank you. 132 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,729 Hey, can l smoke in the car? 133 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,023 Okay. Yeah, that's fine. 134 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,567 Can you just roll the window down? 135 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,570 Of course. l'm not uncivilized. 136 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:22,162 What--? That's not what l thought you were talking about. 137 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,255 Do you want a hit? 138 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,549 Oh, what is it? ls it pot? 139 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,134 Of course not. 140 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:38,470 Do l look like a hippie? lt's crack. 141 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,847 Oh, shit. 142 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:42,891 -Shit. -No, no, no. lt's good crack. lt's good. 143 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,561 -l have never done crack before. -Really? 144 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:49,189 lt is amazing. 145 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,318 lt's gonna sober your butt up too. 146 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:56,488 -Just take a hit. -All right. Okay, one puff. 147 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,615 You're so smart. 148 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,410 You're really a wise girl. 149 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,479 l feel like l know what it's like to be homeless. 150 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:32,024 lf you saw me, you didn't know me, we hadn't connected tonight... 151 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,652 ...you might think, "There goes some upper-class, NPR-listening... 152 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:39,448 ...lazy, liberal, self-congratulatory, never-been-through-anything--" 153 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:42,159 And it's not true. l grew up poor. 154 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:46,205 Single mother. Single mother. There was this thing at McDonald's. 155 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,333 They'd sell 29-cent hamburgers, 39-cent cheeseburgers... 156 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:52,503 ...and we would go there and she would buy 20 of them. 157 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,962 That was the limit. 158 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,590 People like us, we'd put them in a freezer. 159 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,468 And, yeah, l had a weight issue in high school. 160 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:03,555 l did, l admit that. But when l started drinking, l stopped eating so much. 161 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,642 What l'm saying is that you and me-- 162 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,977 You and me, we are not that different. 163 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,270 lt's okay. Go to sleep. lt's fine. 164 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,773 -lt's okay. lt's okay. -Oh, babe. 165 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,194 l'm so glad you're okay. 166 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,161 Listen.... 167 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,043 l don't think l can do this anymore. 168 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:42,130 l think l need to slow down. 169 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,800 -Yeah? -And... 170 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,261 ...l might need help. 171 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,096 Hey. 172 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,890 l'll help you. 173 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,269 Yeah. 174 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,855 All right, l'm gonna tell you something. 175 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,650 But you have to promise not to tell anybody, okay? 176 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,610 Okay. l promise. 177 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,696 l'm serious. Not even your brother. 178 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,656 Of course. What? 179 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,371 Last night, l ended up... 180 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,248 ...kind of... 181 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,126 ...smoking crack. 182 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,505 Wait. What? 183 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,883 There was this drunk girl outside the bar. She needed help. 184 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:30,679 She needed a ride. l didn't know-- l ended up smoking crack. 185 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,180 Wait, wait, wait. 186 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,725 How does that even happen? 187 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:38,770 l mean, so you give someone a ride and she rewards you with crack? 188 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,522 She seemed desperate, okay? 189 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,691 She's-- She needed a ride home. 190 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,318 Where? Where does she live? 191 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,195 Downtown. l think she.... 192 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,157 Maybe she lived in a tent. 193 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,366 l don't know. 194 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:52,618 -What? -l don't know. 195 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:56,622 She might have been homeless. She might have been a prostitute. 196 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,707 Hey. Okay. 197 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,543 l'm just playing devil's advocate. 198 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:05,255 Maybe it's the crack smoking... 199 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,758 ...you need help with and not the drinking. 200 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,551 l'm just saying. 201 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:13,305 Well, the drinking is what led to the crack smoking. 202 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:17,559 And the drinking is what leads to everything stupid that l do. 203 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,686 Charlie.... 204 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,859 Look, okay, we'll just.... 205 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:30,864 We'll just chill out on the drinking, okay? 206 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:37,412 We'll just be, you know, wine-with-dinner people. 207 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,582 Yeah? 208 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,253 -We're good. -Are we good? 209 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,839 -We're good. Go, go, go. -Coming. 210 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,597 l want some gummy bears on a snow cone. 211 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,475 Okay, l'll find you one. 212 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,936 That's a clown, babe. 213 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:04,106 -That was a clown. Did you see that? -lt's a clown, babe. 214 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,275 -Watch out for the crack. -Where? What crack? 215 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,112 Oh, l thought there was a crack next to-- 216 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,280 l don't know. You must have smoked it. 217 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:16,618 Oh, you're so funny. You're so-- 218 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,454 l was drunk, okay? Get over it, Charlie. 219 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:23,792 Well, maybe you should go to one of those-- You know, those meetings. 220 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,585 Remember when l went in there? 221 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:31,049 -Stole one of those Q&A pamphlets. -Holy shit, yes. 222 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,969 And then we answered all the questions "yes"... 223 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:37,723 ...and at the end, it said, "lf you answered these questions 'yes'... 224 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,143 ...you might be an alcoholic." 225 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,730 -Hey, let's drink the tequila. -Yes. l want some margaritas. 226 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,122 -Oh, you didn't. -l did. 227 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,623 -l'm gonna get you. -No. 228 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,585 -Yeah? -No. No. No! 229 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,518 Charlie. 230 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:31,109 Come on, Charlie. Come on. 231 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,278 Come on. 232 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,864 -What's happening? -You almost fell asleep. 233 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:39,910 -Don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep. -Yeah. No. l'm not, l'm not. 234 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,953 Okay. Okay. 235 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:47,769 Hi. 236 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,146 What? 237 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,127 -Hi. -Hi. 238 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,421 l can't sell you these. 239 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:18,300 -Sorry, l can't. -Why? Why? Oh, you can't tell l'm 21 ? 240 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:22,053 Come on. Come on, l'm in here all the time. You know me. 241 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,306 Yeah, l know you and l like you. 242 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,559 But l can't sell you these because it's too late. 243 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,313 Oh, well, we can just pretend it's before 2, right? 244 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,899 Look. Look, it's only 1 :45. 245 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,568 -Stop. Stop. -lt's totally fine. 246 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:41,281 -Come on, man, it's just a little wine. -Seriously, it's not gonna happen. 247 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:44,409 l'm not even driving or anything. Come on. 248 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,660 And you know what? 249 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,204 lf you give it to me, l'll let you have a sip. 250 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,373 Gonna let you have a sip. 251 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,251 As enticing as that is, it's the law. 252 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,546 And l can't sell you alcohol after 2 a.m. And you know this. 253 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:59,215 Then why don't you just give it to me, okay? 254 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,802 Like a friend, a gift for a friend. And that won't hurt anybody. 255 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,347 Because l don't wanna lose my job. 256 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,063 You, hey. 257 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,566 You. You. You distract him, okay? 258 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:20,779 Kate, why don't you get, like, a bottle of water or a coffee or something? 259 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:26,034 -Water or coffee. -Yeah. 260 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:29,371 Really? Really? Because l won't suck your dick? 261 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,040 -Okay, you gotta go. -Fuck you. 262 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,251 -No, that's enough. You gotta go. -Fuck you, okay? 263 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:38,797 This is bullshit. So fuck you. 264 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,256 Oh, l have to pee. 265 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,467 -Kate. Kate. -Oh, l have to pee. 266 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,177 Where are you going? 267 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:48,807 Shit. Come on, Kate. 268 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,351 Oh, it's locked. lt's locked. 269 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:55,397 -What the fuck are you doing? -Sorry. l just-- 270 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:58,566 l have to pee really, really bad sometimes. 271 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,236 Just go, please. 272 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,657 Holy shit. 273 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:13,123 You seriously just pissed the floor? 274 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,919 Out. 275 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:26,594 Kate. What--? No. Hey, hey, hey! 276 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:50,553 ls everything okay with you? 277 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,683 l don't know. 278 00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,270 No. 279 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:02,107 l mean... 280 00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:07,946 ...l puked in front of bunch of little kids and told everybody l'm pregnant, so.... 281 00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:11,324 Yeah, l don't think that's really okay, is it? 282 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,785 No, l don't think so. 283 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,000 l normally... 284 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:25,922 ...don't tell people l work with about this... 285 00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:32,554 ...but l'm a bit of an expert when it comes to these things. 286 00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,725 -You? -Yeah, me. 287 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,311 l've lived a strange one. 288 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,940 l'm nine years sober, AA and NA. 289 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:49,904 l used to drink cocaine. 290 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,576 lt's really cheap in the Philippines. 291 00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:58,246 Listen, Kate... 292 00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:02,000 ...l know meetings are weird. 293 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:03,668 Especially at first. 294 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,254 But if you want to-- 295 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:10,091 l mean, you never need to feel like you have to. 296 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:14,262 But the ones l go to are pretty small, nice little groups. 297 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:17,265 So l'd be happy to take you. 298 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,437 No pressure, okay? 299 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,606 That shit saved my life though. 300 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,985 -Patricia. -Oh, well, hello, Dave. 301 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:31,529 What are you up to today, or dare l ask? 302 00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:33,615 No good as usual. 303 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:37,452 l'm off to watch Miss Carol's art class make some macaroni art. 304 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:40,872 -Pretty stoked. -Oh, Dave. 305 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,166 -Have a nice day, ladies. -All right. 306 00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:45,460 -Hey, Kate, l got you something. -Hey. 307 00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:48,880 Yeah. Look at this. 308 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:52,175 -OJ. Folic acid. -Right, right. 309 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:56,763 You need this right now. lt's very important for that baby. 310 00:25:57,014 --> 00:26:00,308 Boy. Well, your mom must be just about over the moon right now. 311 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:05,396 l bet she's home making baby clothes and planning a shower and-- 312 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:09,734 Oh, my mom and l aren't really that close, so.... 313 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,819 Oh, you're not close with your mom? 314 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:14,113 -Nope. -l'm sorry. 315 00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:18,993 But you know what? Guess what's gonna bring you closer together again. 316 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,330 -What? -This baby. 317 00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:32,423 -Hey. -Hey. 318 00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:34,467 How was your day? 319 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:36,719 What's that smell? 320 00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:42,517 lt was all right. Oh, sorry, l made ketchup soup. 321 00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:46,437 Charlie, you have to eat. 322 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,730 What? 323 00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:50,108 lt was tasty. 324 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:56,114 Hey, so l'm gonna go see that band from lceland-- 325 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,700 You know, with the triplets. --play tonight. 326 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:01,369 You wanna go with me and Owen? 327 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,999 Sounds like a lot of fun, but.... 328 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:10,378 Come on, it will be fun. Look, l'm supposed to review the show for work. 329 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,714 Yeah, it's.... 330 00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:16,968 This guy that l work with, Mr. Davies.... 331 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:20,096 -The vice principal? -Yeah, he-- 332 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:27,395 lt turns out that he's sober and he invited me to a meeting. 333 00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,860 That's-- That's cool. 334 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,040 -Hey. Good. -Hey. 335 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:49,751 So this is much more my speed. 336 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:53,254 l can assure you, no one here is the slightest bit hip. 337 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:57,967 And l actually looked at this dog with the intention of trying to explain it... 338 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,219 ...and then realized there was no way... 339 00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:05,266 ...that l could get it through this dog's brain that he-- 340 00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:09,354 That what l was doing was in his best interest... 341 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:13,274 ...even though he couldn't understand and that his brain was too small. 342 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:16,277 And when l got home, both sets were in my bag... 343 00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:18,654 ...and l wasn't charged for both. 344 00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:22,617 So l sat with it for a while. 345 00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:27,997 And l lost sleep over it because l didn't pay for it... 346 00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:30,291 ...and this is a program of honesty. 347 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:35,713 All l knew about taking care of myself was fucking people over... 348 00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:38,841 ...lying to get by. 349 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,721 l had no idea how to even look for a normal job... 350 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,723 ...or pay my bills on time. 351 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,226 Hell, pay my bills at all. 352 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:50,603 Now l pay my bills online. 353 00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:52,146 Yep. 354 00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:54,982 l found a love in cooking. 355 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:58,319 l have my own catering business now. 356 00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:05,368 And maybe l have replaced alcohol with chocolate-chip cookies... 357 00:29:05,536 --> 00:29:09,122 ...and vanilla wafers, banana pudding... 358 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:12,834 ...doughnuts, jelly doughnuts to be specific... 359 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:17,004 ...potato salad, shawarma... 360 00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:20,925 ...and nacho cheese. 361 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,928 Y'all know what l'm talking about. 362 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:27,098 -l kind of like her. -lt's been years.... 363 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,016 -You don't like her? -l like her. 364 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:32,145 Oh, you do? Sponsor potential. 365 00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:35,481 Get her number at the break. 366 00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:37,066 But l'm glad. 367 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:40,236 -You're kind of like my wingman. -But l have my wounds. 368 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:44,699 From now on, l'm going to enjoy my doughnuts. 369 00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:48,202 l prefer them over hangovers. 370 00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:50,997 We'll now have a 1 0-minute break. 371 00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:59,255 -l just-- l really liked your speech. -Oh, thank you, honey. 372 00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:04,927 All that dumb shit happened, so now l'm glad it's at least entertaining. 373 00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:09,557 -What's your name? -Kate. 374 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,394 This is my first time at one of these things. 375 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:18,399 l mean, at least it's my first time that l'm not wasted, so.... 376 00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:22,528 Yeah. l remember doing some of that myself. 377 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:29,911 l'm sorry, l don't really know how this works. 378 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:33,414 Could l get your number? l don't know if l'll need it, l just-- 379 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:37,168 Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. l'll be happy to explain it all to you. 380 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:40,505 And we can also just talk. 381 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,091 Cool. 382 00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:49,972 Look, this is the kind of meeting where anyone can share. 383 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:51,557 Sharing always helps me... 384 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:55,728 ...so try introducing yourself to the group. 385 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,443 l'm Kate. 386 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:04,820 l'm an alcoholic. 387 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:06,531 -Hi, Kate. -Hi, Kate. 388 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:09,700 l'm sorry, l don't mean to laugh. 389 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,870 Those words are weird. 390 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:17,124 l mean, l guess l-- 391 00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:20,711 Yeah. l don't know if l'm an alcoholic, really. l drink a lot. 392 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:24,298 And l've always drank a lot. 393 00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:26,634 Everyone l know drinks a lot. 394 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:30,680 So l never really thought it was a problem. 395 00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:37,853 But lately, it kind of seems like it is, so.... 396 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:42,733 l wanna be able to have a beer without it turning into 20... 397 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:46,153 ...or wetting the bed. 398 00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:51,784 lt seems like every time l drink, something awful happens... 399 00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:54,829 ...and all the things that used to be funny... 400 00:31:54,997 --> 00:31:57,415 ...are not really funny anymore... 401 00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:03,671 ...and things have gone from embarrassing to scary, so.... 402 00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:07,717 So, yeah, l'm kind of-- 403 00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:10,720 l'm kind of scared. 404 00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:17,351 l think we're four seconds in-- 405 00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:19,520 l'm in sixth place. l'm making my move. 406 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:22,189 l'm getting serious now. l'm getting serious. 407 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:25,526 Frightening. lt's a story about a-- 408 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,033 Perfect, we're not. 409 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,638 Kate, alcoholic. 410 00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:02,396 -Congratulations. -Thank you. 411 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,276 Here we are. 412 00:33:09,363 --> 00:33:10,696 Excuse me. 413 00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:12,907 l am really proud of you, Kate. 414 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:15,660 God. 415 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:18,162 l think the longest time l've been sober... 416 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,706 ...since high school was like a week. 417 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:24,669 My first three months were such hell. 418 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:27,088 The only reason l think l'm sober today... 419 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:30,716 ...is l just never could fathom going through that again. 420 00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:36,597 Yeah. lt's so hard and weird, and now that l'm not drinking... 421 00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:39,433 ...l have these other problems l have to deal with. 422 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:43,437 lt takes time, right? 423 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,941 My ex-wife, she doesn't drink. 424 00:33:47,109 --> 00:33:49,443 Well, not like us. 425 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:55,116 As soon as l got sober, l started to change and she just didn't. 426 00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:57,618 l didn't know you were married. 427 00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:58,828 Yeah. 428 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:03,791 l was married once, in my other life. 429 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,964 You know, l shouldn't be talking to you about this stuff. 430 00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:11,716 Why? 431 00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:14,176 l don't know. 432 00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:16,929 Oh, right. Right. 433 00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:20,808 l forgot that men stick with men, women stick with women. 434 00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:23,227 l don't get all that. 435 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:28,649 Well, if you were sitting where l'm sitting, you'd understand. 436 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:34,488 Are you trying to tell me you have a crush on me? 437 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:37,491 What am l, one of your students? A crush? 438 00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:39,827 Yeah, yeah, a crush. 439 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:43,205 l kind of do, yeah. 440 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:46,959 l have a crush on you. 441 00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:51,005 l know that's wrong. You're newly sober and married. 442 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,716 l shouldn't be thinking about you like that... 443 00:34:53,884 --> 00:34:56,218 ...but, yeah. 444 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:59,555 l should put that out on the table. Honesty. 445 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,099 Well, it's okay. 446 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:05,311 You know, l think you're a really nice guy. 447 00:35:05,479 --> 00:35:06,687 Oh, great. 448 00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:10,232 Really nice guys are the nerds who carry the pretty girls' books. 449 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,276 Oh, come on. 450 00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:15,696 l think you're beautiful. 451 00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:20,367 And smart and sexy and cool. 452 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:22,828 And l know it's wrong... 453 00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:25,956 ...but in meetings... 454 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:30,211 ...l just stare at your lips and your legs. 455 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:33,714 And l can't stop thinking about fucking your moist pussy. 456 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:36,884 What? 457 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:40,012 -What? What? -l don't know why l just said that. 458 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,723 l don't know why you just said that. Oh, my God. 459 00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:44,558 That was a bad thing to say. 460 00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:47,728 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that was a really bad thing to say. 461 00:35:47,896 --> 00:35:51,732 l am so, so sorry. l am feeling really confused. 462 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:54,568 l'm just really not smart at talking to women. 463 00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:56,654 l mean, who says that? Who says that? 464 00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,531 "Fuck your moist pussy"? 465 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:01,158 Yeah, it sounds bad now when you repeat it. 466 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:03,244 l'm gonna go inside... 467 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:05,454 -...where l live with my husband. -Yeah. 468 00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:08,082 Okay? But thanks... 469 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:11,585 ...for your creepy version of honesty. 470 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,381 l'm sorry. 471 00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:19,301 What, did l--? Did l do something? 472 00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:21,929 No, no. lt's.... 473 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,558 We don't talk. 474 00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:29,770 Well, we used to. 475 00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:34,984 Yeah, but now you just come home and go to the meetings. 476 00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:38,279 -By the time you get back, l'm just-- -Kind of drunk? 477 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:42,449 No, l was just-- l was gonna say tired. 478 00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:44,618 l'm.... 479 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,913 l have some things l have to do this weekend... 480 00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:51,876 ...and l think l'm gonna go up to Lake Arrowhead. 481 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,797 To see your mom? 482 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,676 Why? 483 00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:03,304 Do l need a reason? 484 00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:05,681 With your mom? 485 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:07,516 Kind of. 486 00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:09,393 Yeah. 487 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:14,773 -ls this the amends step? -No. 488 00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:19,236 Well, then why are you going? 489 00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:22,656 l just.... 490 00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:26,327 We send her checks. 491 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:29,622 But we don't see her. l mean, it feels like.... 492 00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:33,500 lt feels like l'm paying her not to be in my life. 493 00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:39,757 And l just think it would be nice to go and see her. 494 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:43,677 Jenny said it would be a good idea. 495 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:47,181 -What? -Nothing. 496 00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:52,186 Now, do you do everything your sponsor tells you to do? 497 00:37:52,354 --> 00:37:54,939 -No. -No? 498 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:58,025 What, you think l can't think for myself? 499 00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,611 Of course. 500 00:38:01,488 --> 00:38:03,280 lt's just, you know... 501 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:09,495 ...you haven't seen your mom in a long damn time. 502 00:38:09,663 --> 00:38:12,873 And you didn't listen to me when l suggested... 503 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:15,376 ...that we go visit her, so.... 504 00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:18,963 -Baby, l listen to you. l do. -Yeah. 505 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:22,216 lt's just this feels like the right time. 506 00:38:22,384 --> 00:38:26,762 You know, just with everything that l'm going through, the changes. 507 00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:29,348 Yeah. 508 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:34,019 l get it. 509 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:39,900 Well, do you think l could come with you? 510 00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:41,777 lf you come-- 511 00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:44,571 -Don't take this the wrong way. -What? 512 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:48,742 --l would prefer it if you didn't drink. 513 00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:23,110 Katie. 514 00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:24,778 Hey. 515 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:26,447 What are you doing here? 516 00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:27,906 l left you a message. 517 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:32,411 Oh, honey, l don't listen to that. 518 00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:37,041 Hey there, Charlie. How are you? 519 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,959 Hey, Rochelle. 520 00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:42,337 Whoa, this is a surprise. 521 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:46,884 l can't believe the two of you came to visit. Hell has frozen over. 522 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,510 Come on. 523 00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:52,139 This calls for a celebration. 524 00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:56,310 Let's have some Bloody Marys. Come on in. 525 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,981 Water's fine for me, Mom. 526 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:07,154 You wouldn't believe how the neighborhood's changed. 527 00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:10,866 When Mr. Baker passed away and the kids put Mrs. Baker in a home... 528 00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:13,327 ...the people that moved in: 529 00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:17,289 There you go. Here, darling. 530 00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:19,500 lf you ask me, it's a meth house. 531 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:24,546 They got these weird little 5-year-old twins that are playing in the front yard. 532 00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:26,924 But l'm pretty sure they're lookouts. 533 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:28,884 That's pretty wild, Mom. 534 00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:30,511 Right? 535 00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:33,972 What's the matter, honey? You think l forgot how to mix them? 536 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:36,767 Oh, it's just l asked for water. 537 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:41,355 Please. No means yes where l'm from. Am l right or am l right? 538 00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:46,193 Well, that's kind of why l came up here, so.... 539 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,195 Yeah. 540 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:51,782 l stopped drinking. 541 00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:57,871 -Okay. -l did. l really-- l really did. 542 00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,873 You bet. 543 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,542 Oh, are you pregnant? 544 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,335 -Mom. -How exciting. 545 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:05,003 l'm gonna be a grandma. 546 00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:08,549 Don't believe that thing about not drinking when you're pregnant. 547 00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:11,885 l mean, l drank plenty with Katie when l was pregnant. 548 00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:14,346 Mom, l'm not pregnant. 549 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,308 All right? l stopped because l needed a break. 550 00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:21,228 Well, good, honey, good. 551 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:25,149 -We'll see how long it lasts. -Well, it's lasted a while. 552 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:30,654 You picked a good partner for this little adventure. 553 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,739 Well, l'm not drinking-- 554 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:35,617 Oh, Charlie, drink if you want, okay? 555 00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:37,744 He didn't stop. l stopped. 556 00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:40,330 l stopped for me. 557 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,709 And l'm going to 12-step meetings. 558 00:41:43,877 --> 00:41:46,170 Oh, God, Assholes Anonymous. 559 00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:50,966 Katie's father went to those meetings a few years after we got married. 560 00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:52,843 Dried up, left us. 561 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:55,470 You can see how well that worked out for me. 562 00:41:55,638 --> 00:42:00,225 l raised her all by myself in this palace while he was off in Florida... 563 00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:03,937 ...with his shiny new wife and kids, the son of a bitch. 564 00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,358 Be careful. 565 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,945 They can change, you know. 566 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:16,200 God, l kind of hoped you'd be happy for me, Mom. 567 00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:18,785 l am, honey, really. 568 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:24,124 Okay. l'm not being a good hostess. 569 00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:27,920 l'll microwave you your favorite. 570 00:42:31,466 --> 00:42:35,344 Do you wanna change the channel or do you like these hairdos? 571 00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:37,971 -Stick with hairdos. -Oh, yeah. 572 00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:42,100 -l had that. -Did you really? 573 00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:45,062 lt was not quite that big, but it was pretty big. 574 00:42:55,365 --> 00:42:58,492 Me and my Mom used to come here to Santa's Village... 575 00:42:58,660 --> 00:43:00,327 ...every year around Christmas. 576 00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:03,038 lt's like the one thing we did together... 577 00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:05,290 ...that was actually fun. 578 00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:11,213 Big-ass candy cane. 579 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:16,009 When you were younger, did you ever just, like, sneak away... 580 00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:19,429 ...with young boys and, you know, hook up with them... 581 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,932 -...in the woods? -What? 582 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:03,557 Surprise! 583 00:44:03,725 --> 00:44:06,727 Oh, my God, look at that expression. 584 00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:09,563 Don't be mad. l thought this would be good for you. 585 00:44:09,731 --> 00:44:12,649 Listen, everybody here wants to share in your happiness. 586 00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:14,609 Right, everybody? 587 00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:18,572 -This is-- You shouldn't have, really. -We did. 588 00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:21,575 Okay. 589 00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:24,453 This is from-- This is from Rhonda. 590 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:27,372 Okay, Rhonda, let's see what we got. 591 00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:30,500 -Oh, Sad lsn't Bad. -Another one of these. 592 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:34,546 -Oh, it's the same. -Oh, hundred percent adorable. 593 00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:37,424 Really pretty, really pretty bag. 594 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:39,760 Another cute-- Look. 595 00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:41,553 Thank you, Angie. 596 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:45,140 That is just too cute. 597 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:47,893 lt's so moist. 598 00:44:55,943 --> 00:45:00,614 Kate. 599 00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:05,619 -Kate. -What? 600 00:45:05,787 --> 00:45:08,455 Listen, l am so, so sorry. 601 00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:11,124 You have no idea how much this is eating me up. 602 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:13,210 Look, l'm flattered, okay? 603 00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:16,797 l'm flattered that you have feelings for me, all right? 604 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:20,092 -But l'm married. -l know. 605 00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:22,886 Sorry. l'll apologize to your husband-- 606 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:26,473 No, no, no. lt's fine. l didn't tell him. 607 00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:28,809 Just-- You can't-- 608 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:32,896 You can't say that to a girl, ever. 609 00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:35,982 Really, consider it a rule of thumb, all right? 610 00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:37,275 Okay. 611 00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:40,570 Because l'm sure one day you're gonna meet a nice... 612 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,781 ...available lady. 613 00:45:44,951 --> 00:45:46,493 But God, if you ever... 614 00:45:47,036 --> 00:45:50,747 ...ever say...to her... 615 00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:54,334 ...you will never ever, ever, ever see that part of her body. 616 00:45:54,502 --> 00:45:57,462 Okay. Okay. Yeah. 617 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,341 Thank you. 618 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:08,265 l feel like this was a really good talk. 619 00:46:09,809 --> 00:46:12,269 That cake was really moist. 620 00:46:15,565 --> 00:46:17,149 See you later. 621 00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:22,154 No, l'm not a terrible.... 622 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,577 You don't wanna get married? 623 00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:30,579 No, fuck that, man. 624 00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:36,126 -Hey. -Hey. 625 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:37,794 What's up? 626 00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:41,298 l saw you guys found the cake Jenny and l baked. 627 00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:44,593 Thanks. lt was so good, man. You should go get a slice. 628 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,179 l just thought we could all eat it together. 629 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:51,391 Oh, l didn't think about that, babe. l'm sorry. 630 00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:53,685 -ldiot. -But, l mean...? 631 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:58,190 -Was it good? -lt was good. 632 00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:01,318 -lt was good. -Good. 633 00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:02,903 lt was really good. 634 00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:05,405 Plenty of tequila to make up for the cake. 635 00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:08,575 Dude, you know, she doesn't-- Come on, man, she's in AA. 636 00:47:08,743 --> 00:47:10,619 She hasn't drank in, like, forever. 637 00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:12,204 -Right? -That sucks. 638 00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:13,914 Do you still smoke weed? 639 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,250 l was never really a big weed smoker, so, no. 640 00:47:17,418 --> 00:47:19,085 Not weed, but... 641 00:47:20,713 --> 00:47:23,924 ...crack. He told me you smoked crack. 642 00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:26,009 Shut the fuck up. Shut up. 643 00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:28,386 -You told me she smoked. -You smoke crack? 644 00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:32,766 No, no, my wife doesn't smoke crack. 645 00:47:32,934 --> 00:47:34,935 l'm sorry, dude. No, look, she only-- 646 00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:38,772 You've only smoked it once, right? l'm not saying you're a crackhead. 647 00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:42,817 Thanks, Charlie. 648 00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:48,281 -Babe. -That was a secret, wasn't it? 649 00:47:48,950 --> 00:47:52,077 l'm sorry. l'm sorry. l was drunk. 650 00:47:52,245 --> 00:47:56,623 Great. How about you guys just go ahead and go on to the bar, all right? 651 00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:58,500 -No. -Get off me. 652 00:47:58,668 --> 00:48:01,461 -Don't touch me. Don't-- -Hey. 653 00:48:01,963 --> 00:48:04,798 Are you sure you don't want to just come with me? 654 00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:08,468 No! l don't-- l'm not going. Get off of me. 655 00:48:08,636 --> 00:48:10,720 You don't have to drink. 656 00:48:12,765 --> 00:48:16,935 l'm sure there's near beer or something. lt'll be-- lt'll be fun. 657 00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:18,478 l'm staying in. 658 00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:20,188 -Oh, you're staying in. -Yeah. 659 00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:23,608 Oh, you're staying in. That sounds fun. 660 00:48:23,985 --> 00:48:27,279 Bye. Okay, you're going. 661 00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:29,823 -Goodbye. -Just one. 662 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:31,116 Babe, come on. 663 00:48:31,284 --> 00:48:32,659 Stop. 664 00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:35,328 Just go, okay? 665 00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:37,414 Just go. 666 00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:39,124 l love you. 667 00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:42,752 Okay. 668 00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:48,925 Three plus four is...? 669 00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:50,302 -Yes? -Seven. 670 00:48:50,469 --> 00:48:54,139 Nice. Three plus five is...? 671 00:48:54,307 --> 00:48:56,975 Mrs. Hannah, shouldn't you be more fatter? 672 00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:58,351 What? 673 00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:02,188 Because of the baby. My mom got real fat. 674 00:49:04,984 --> 00:49:09,029 Well, the correct way to ask that question would be: 675 00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:11,156 "Shouldn't you be fatter?" 676 00:49:11,324 --> 00:49:15,702 So when you guys are old and wise second graders... 677 00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:18,371 ...you will start learning about multiplication. 678 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:23,043 Mrs. Hannah, shouldn't you be fatter? 679 00:49:27,048 --> 00:49:28,590 Well... 680 00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:33,470 ...l'm not gonna have a baby. 681 00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:39,351 Okay, look. Look, l was pregnant... 682 00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:44,397 ...and then it turned out it just-- lt wasn't my time, l suppose, and-- 683 00:49:44,565 --> 00:49:49,027 Mrs. Hannah, did you kill the baby? 684 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:50,862 What? 685 00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:53,239 No, no. No, of course not. 686 00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:56,034 My mom said if you kill a baby, you go to hell. 687 00:49:56,202 --> 00:49:59,287 And you can't even go to church to ask God for forgiveness. 688 00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:01,539 Mrs. Hannah, are you going to hell? 689 00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:05,168 No. l did not kill my baby, and-- 690 00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:07,337 We should not be talking about this. 691 00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:10,006 Sometimes when a woman is pregnant... 692 00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:13,385 ...she stops being pregnant before it's even a baby. 693 00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:15,595 She stops being pregnant, okay? 694 00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:19,933 -Because a doctor murders it. -No, not because a doctor murders it. 695 00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:24,145 Okay. 696 00:50:24,647 --> 00:50:26,940 lt's called a miscarriage. 697 00:50:27,108 --> 00:50:29,109 And that means.... 698 00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:32,570 lt wasn't my plan. 699 00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:35,782 lt's just what happened, okay? 700 00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:40,078 So does anybody have other questions for me? 701 00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:45,959 All right, let's just get back to subtraction and addition... 702 00:50:46,127 --> 00:50:49,212 ...and all that great stuff. 703 00:50:54,927 --> 00:51:01,641 l gotta say, this is most likely the most boring meal... 704 00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:06,730 ...in the history of our planet, so.... 705 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,982 That's exciting. 706 00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:12,944 Right? We should celebrate. 707 00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:17,157 Who are you texting? 708 00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:19,325 Jenny. 709 00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:21,995 Oh, she's like a parole officer, huh? 710 00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:25,457 -She's my sponsor. -Yeah. 711 00:51:25,624 --> 00:51:31,004 l'm just happy to know that every little fuck-up l make... 712 00:51:31,172 --> 00:51:35,175 ...is gonna become a topic of conversation with some girl... 713 00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:38,011 ...that l don't even know. 714 00:51:40,556 --> 00:51:42,432 Okay, baby... 715 00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:44,934 ...how was your day? 716 00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:48,062 l just finished up some work. 717 00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:51,483 And then l met up with Owen... 718 00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:55,528 ...and watched the game... 719 00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:57,781 ...turned in my story. 720 00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:00,366 You do anything special? 721 00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:03,286 Well... 722 00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:06,206 ...l lied to my class again. 723 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:08,208 l told them l had a miscarriage. 724 00:52:10,878 --> 00:52:12,337 -lt's not funny. -No, it's-- 725 00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:13,922 l mean, it's funny. 726 00:52:14,089 --> 00:52:18,718 You know, telling fucked-up things to kids is always funny. 727 00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:22,514 -You know, in a fucked-up kind of way. -Well, great. 728 00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:25,099 l'm just glad we're not actually having a baby. 729 00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:26,976 Really, really glad. 730 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:29,395 Come on, Kate. 731 00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:32,899 lt's not that big of a deal. 732 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:36,694 lt's not nothing. l lied to little kids and to my boss... 733 00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:39,656 ...because l can't take responsibility for my actions. 734 00:52:39,824 --> 00:52:43,159 All right, well, you know, why don't you do this? 735 00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:46,538 Why don't you go up to the principal and say: 736 00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:49,332 "You know what? l never actually was pregnant. 737 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,917 And the reason l puked... 738 00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:55,255 ...was because l was up all night drinking." 739 00:52:55,422 --> 00:52:58,424 Would that make you feel better about yourself? 740 00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:01,719 l've thought about it and l think that it would-- 741 00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:07,183 lt would make me feel a lot better about myself. Yeah. 742 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:11,062 Do it then, you know. Do it. 743 00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:15,817 l mean, l guess you don't need a job. We can just hang out... 744 00:53:15,985 --> 00:53:18,444 ...and make out all the time. 745 00:53:18,946 --> 00:53:21,447 -lt'd be awesome. -No. 746 00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:24,242 God, of course l don't need a job, right? 747 00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:28,121 l could just stay at home, like you, all day... 748 00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:33,084 -...and never do anything responsible. -l don't ever do anything responsible? 749 00:53:33,586 --> 00:53:38,715 Really? What about, l don't know, buying this house that we live in? 750 00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:40,675 Charlie. 751 00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:45,847 Having rich parents doesn't make you responsible, okay? 752 00:53:46,015 --> 00:53:48,975 ln fact, l think it's done the opposite. 753 00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:53,688 Oh, l'm sorry for having a family that supports us. 754 00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:56,065 You know, and not the other way around. 755 00:53:56,317 --> 00:53:58,484 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 756 00:53:59,278 --> 00:54:04,657 l'm just saying that you can't be mad at me for having a family... 757 00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:07,452 ...that has helped us out. 758 00:54:08,037 --> 00:54:11,831 You know, you should be grateful that we don't have to struggle. 759 00:54:11,999 --> 00:54:15,710 Struggle? l wouldn't care if we had to struggle with money... 760 00:54:15,878 --> 00:54:19,047 ...because l have struggled with money my whole life. 761 00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:22,175 l would rather worry where my next meal is coming from... 762 00:54:22,343 --> 00:54:24,093 ...than in some drunken stupor... 763 00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:27,055 ...marry a man who just wants to party and meet bands. 764 00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:30,350 -What are you talking about? -About you being a baby! 765 00:54:30,517 --> 00:54:33,186 A selfish baby! 766 00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:35,688 -You know what? -What? 767 00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:39,525 l fucking hate AA! 768 00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:45,531 lt's just-- lt's turned you into a bitch. 769 00:54:45,908 --> 00:54:50,203 A brainwashed bitch. 770 00:54:50,704 --> 00:54:55,875 Well, at least l'm not drunk all the time. 771 00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:04,550 Everything is so fucked up right now. 772 00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:08,388 l don't feel normal. 773 00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:11,975 Well, you're not normal. 774 00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:13,643 Most of us aren't. 775 00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:17,480 Okay, not everything is connected to being an alcoholic. 776 00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:22,068 l'm not just talking about alcoholics. 777 00:55:22,236 --> 00:55:24,404 People are fucking weird. 778 00:55:24,738 --> 00:55:28,741 We all have shit that we carry in our heads that doesn't make any sense. 779 00:55:29,368 --> 00:55:32,412 At least alcoholics have the tools to work through it. 780 00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:36,791 Steps. 781 00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:39,043 And talking... 782 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:43,172 ...listening, crying. 783 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,967 Yeah, l have the crying part all worked out. 784 00:55:46,135 --> 00:55:48,344 l know, right? 785 00:55:50,055 --> 00:55:52,432 l think my first year... 786 00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:57,103 ...l must have cried tears l'd been saving since l was like 8. 787 00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:03,943 lt's hard to live your life honestly, you know? 788 00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:06,279 Yeah. 789 00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:13,119 l received a call from a very upset parent and.... 790 00:56:13,954 --> 00:56:16,956 Well, that's actually... 791 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,459 ...how l found out. 792 00:56:20,127 --> 00:56:24,464 l was surprised that you didn't feel that you could come to me. 793 00:56:25,299 --> 00:56:29,635 One of the kids asked me why l wasn't getting fat and then another one... 794 00:56:30,137 --> 00:56:32,263 -...asked me if l killed my baby. -Gosh. 795 00:56:32,431 --> 00:56:33,639 -l just froze. -Oh, no. 796 00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:35,975 Oh, my God, well.... 797 00:56:36,477 --> 00:56:39,228 l'm so sorry that you had to go through that. 798 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:42,690 That must have been very painful for you. 799 00:56:44,485 --> 00:56:46,152 Oh, my God, l feel awful. 800 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,072 l know this is a hard time, you have to keep going. 801 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,406 You have to be strong. 802 00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:52,825 l feel so awful. l can't keep doing this. 803 00:56:52,993 --> 00:56:56,412 lf you wanna take a day off, maybe through the weekend. 804 00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:58,456 No, l need to be honest with you. 805 00:57:01,001 --> 00:57:02,502 Okay. 806 00:57:08,217 --> 00:57:10,384 Principal Barnes... 807 00:57:13,013 --> 00:57:14,639 ...l was never pregnant. 808 00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:20,520 But you vomited in class. 809 00:57:20,896 --> 00:57:23,648 l know. l lied. l lied to you. 810 00:57:23,816 --> 00:57:26,192 l lied to the class. 811 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,112 l lied because l was scared... 812 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:33,032 ...and when that happened, l panicked. 813 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,992 -The truth... -Oh, my God, Kate. 814 00:57:36,245 --> 00:57:39,038 ...is something that's really hard for.... 815 00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:41,165 Are you really sick? 816 00:57:41,333 --> 00:57:43,876 No. No. 817 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,089 What is it? 818 00:57:51,176 --> 00:57:52,385 l'm an alcoholic. 819 00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:01,727 You're--? You're an alcoholic? 820 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:12,071 l'm an alcoholic, but l'm working on it. l'm doing the steps and-- 821 00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:16,534 When that happened, the night before, l had been out drinking... 822 00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:20,246 ...and l wasn't feeling too well. 823 00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:22,248 And so you-- 824 00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:26,377 You vomited in front of children... 825 00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:29,088 ...because you were hung over? 826 00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:31,007 Yes. 827 00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:34,844 And then you lied to them and told them that you were pregnant. 828 00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:37,680 Well, one of the kids asked me if l was pregnant... 829 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:40,516 ...and, yes, it just sort of fell out of my mouth. 830 00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:44,520 Oh, naturally, of course. Well, that makes perfect sense. 831 00:58:47,149 --> 00:58:48,816 l-- l'm not-- 832 00:58:48,984 --> 00:58:53,196 l don't even know what to say, Kate. l'm-- 833 00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:58,451 This is sickening. l'm extremely disappointed in you. 834 00:58:58,619 --> 00:59:03,039 l'm really sorry. l've been wanting to tell you the truth for a long time. 835 00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:06,125 Okay? Honesty is something really important to me now... 836 00:59:06,293 --> 00:59:10,129 ...and l am going to meetings and l have a sponsor-- 837 00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:12,298 Do you know what you've done? 838 00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:17,929 Do you realize how humiliating this is? 839 00:59:18,639 --> 00:59:20,598 What you've done... 840 00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:23,309 ...is completely... 841 00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:25,436 ...and utterly irresponsible. 842 00:59:25,604 --> 00:59:30,233 And l'm afraid that l can't have you here at this school any longer. 843 01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:13,359 What do you need? 844 01:00:15,988 --> 01:00:17,488 Whiskey. 845 01:00:18,365 --> 01:00:19,991 Double. 846 01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:47,393 Can l get another one? 847 01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:49,061 Sure. 848 01:01:31,772 --> 01:01:33,272 Kate? 849 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,941 Kate, are you sure you're gonna be okay? 850 01:01:44,910 --> 01:01:47,495 Oh, you gotta hear this hooked up to the speakers. 851 01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:49,538 lt's insane. 852 01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:55,086 What happened to you? 853 01:01:56,296 --> 01:01:58,798 l'm drunk! 854 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,592 l'm drunk. 855 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,428 -And guess what. l'm fired. -Oh, no. 856 01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:06,472 l'm fired. 857 01:02:07,641 --> 01:02:11,685 Hey, say, baby, have we got any drinks in the house? 858 01:02:12,938 --> 01:02:15,272 You know, there's some soda. 859 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,316 Hey, babe, l can make some coffee. 860 01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:20,611 Oh, don't be cute with me. You know what l mean. 861 01:02:22,989 --> 01:02:27,660 So you're not gonna do the AA thing anymore, huh? 862 01:02:27,828 --> 01:02:30,371 Baby, what gave that away, huh? 863 01:02:30,539 --> 01:02:33,249 How did you know? 864 01:02:36,044 --> 01:02:37,503 Oh, baby. 865 01:02:37,671 --> 01:02:39,588 Hey, baby, come on. 866 01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:42,800 Baby, let's do some shots. Come on. 867 01:02:42,968 --> 01:02:46,137 Let's do some shots. 868 01:02:46,304 --> 01:02:47,847 What's going on? 869 01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:53,060 Oh, l am celebrating. What the fuck does it look like? 870 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:54,937 Hey. 871 01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:59,525 So, what, are you gonna be a little girl? You gonna be a girl? 872 01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:02,361 Or are you gonna drink with me? 873 01:03:03,738 --> 01:03:06,073 l don't think this is a good idea, baby. 874 01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:09,034 Having a beer or something is one thing... 875 01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:13,789 ...but l think you really may have a problem, babe. 876 01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:17,751 Well, thank you, baby. Thank you so much... 877 01:03:17,919 --> 01:03:21,881 ...you know, for, like, being there for me... 878 01:03:22,048 --> 01:03:26,927 ...when l was trying to get sober. 879 01:03:27,095 --> 01:03:30,723 Hey, look. Hey, baby, l'm sorry. l'm sorry, l didn't realize. 880 01:03:30,891 --> 01:03:32,600 You didn't realize? 881 01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:35,394 Oh, yeah, you didn't realize. You know why? 882 01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:38,731 Because you don't fucking care about me. 883 01:03:38,899 --> 01:03:40,441 What are you talking about? 884 01:03:40,609 --> 01:03:43,235 Hey, of course l care about you. 885 01:03:43,403 --> 01:03:45,613 -l love you. l love you. -l love you. 886 01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:48,240 l love you, but you know what? 887 01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:51,785 Love is the easy part. Did you know that? 888 01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:55,789 lt's the rest of this shit that's hard. 889 01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,250 -Hey. -Come on. 890 01:03:58,418 --> 01:04:01,086 -Wait. -Take off your pants. Come on, baby. 891 01:04:01,254 --> 01:04:02,880 Come on, let's go. 892 01:04:03,048 --> 01:04:05,132 Come on, Charlie. 893 01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:08,135 -You should get some sleep. -No, l don't wanna sleep. 894 01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:10,554 l don't wanna sleep. l wanna fuck. Come on. 895 01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:13,432 -Hey, please. Please, will you just--? -Come on. 896 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:14,934 Please. 897 01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:17,311 l don't wanna sleep. l wanna fuck. Come on. 898 01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:19,897 Babe. Babe, just-- This is weird, okay? 899 01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:24,026 -Just stop. -Be a man and fuck your wife! 900 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:28,447 No. Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you? 901 01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:33,285 What the fuck is wrong with me? 902 01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:36,580 Nothing's wrong with me. What the fuck is wrong with you? 903 01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:40,501 What the fuck is wrong with you? You know what? Because l try hard. 904 01:04:40,794 --> 01:04:41,961 No, Kate. 905 01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:44,797 -Kate, l need you to just-- -What about me? 906 01:04:44,965 --> 01:04:48,259 What do l need, Charlie? Because l can't-- 907 01:04:48,426 --> 01:04:51,720 l can't drink because l'm crazy or something... 908 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:56,642 ...and l can't stay sober because of you. 909 01:04:56,810 --> 01:04:59,478 You're blaming other people for your problems. 910 01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:04,316 Go. 911 01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:17,413 l can't be sober and be with you. 912 01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:24,628 At this meeting, we give cakes to celebrate sober birthdays. 913 01:05:25,005 --> 01:05:28,924 We have one birthday tonight for Kate, for one year. 914 01:05:29,092 --> 01:05:31,468 Jenny and Dave are gonna give her the cake. 915 01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:48,611 -Happy birthday. -Thank you. 916 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:50,529 l'm so proud of you. 917 01:05:50,697 --> 01:05:53,365 -Thank you. -Oh, honey. 918 01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:56,410 -You deserve this. -Yeah. 919 01:05:58,747 --> 01:06:00,664 Hi. Kate, alcoholic. 920 01:06:00,832 --> 01:06:03,584 Hi, Kate. 921 01:06:05,754 --> 01:06:08,130 One of the things l've heard is that... 922 01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:11,967 ...your best day drinking is worse than your worst day sober. 923 01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:16,055 Yeah, it's not true. lt's not true. l mean, l had.... 924 01:06:16,222 --> 01:06:19,516 l had some amazing times drinking and laughing... 925 01:06:19,684 --> 01:06:23,228 ...and just feeling like the most adorable... 926 01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:26,774 ...charming girl in the world. 927 01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:29,193 And l was adorable. l was. 928 01:06:29,361 --> 01:06:32,196 l mean, l would piss my pants and l was still cute. 929 01:06:33,907 --> 01:06:37,951 Well, l was in North Carolina, Durham, playing baseball. 930 01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:39,828 l was-- l was getting hot. 931 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,414 And that's when l met-- 932 01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:44,750 When l met my girl, my buddy Crash, here. 933 01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:47,419 -Crash? -Sent him to single-A ball... 934 01:06:47,587 --> 01:06:49,588 ...to teach me how to carry myself... 935 01:06:49,756 --> 01:06:50,839 -...as a pro. -Yeah. 936 01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:52,466 -Yeah. -Show you the ropes. 937 01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:54,009 -Show me the ropes. -Yeah. 938 01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:56,387 Me and him both fell for the same woman. 939 01:06:56,554 --> 01:06:58,889 -Classic. -ln the end... 940 01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:02,434 -...he won it. He took it. -God. 941 01:07:03,103 --> 01:07:04,603 That's a crazy way to meet. 942 01:07:04,771 --> 01:07:06,438 -Yeah, l know. lt is. -Yeah. 943 01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:09,650 lt's really similar to a very famous movie. 944 01:07:09,818 --> 01:07:11,527 -Probably not. -Yeah. 945 01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:16,782 When l first tried getting sober, l figured that as long as l didn't drink... 946 01:07:16,950 --> 01:07:21,787 ...everything else would just sort of magically work itself out. 947 01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:24,498 But it didn't. 948 01:07:26,584 --> 01:07:27,793 My marriage fell apart. 949 01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:30,963 l lost my job. 950 01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:35,300 And that shit happened sober. You know, l didn't sign up for that. 951 01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:39,138 l didn't read about that in some pamphlet, you know. 952 01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:45,519 Another pretty shitty slogan l've heard is... 953 01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:48,480 ...when you're sober for a bit and you drink again... 954 01:07:48,648 --> 01:07:53,068 ...the disease waits for you and picks up where you left off. 955 01:07:54,154 --> 01:07:55,904 l'm gonna say it. l hate slogans. 956 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:58,866 l think they sound like bumper stickers. 957 01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:04,496 But that one, for me, was pretty damn true, you know? 958 01:08:05,665 --> 01:08:07,875 When l drink... 959 01:08:08,877 --> 01:08:11,754 ...l become a completely different person. 960 01:08:11,921 --> 01:08:15,674 And that person is a pretty big asshole. 961 01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:20,095 Unless you wanna buy me drinks or give me drugs, and then l'm awesome. 962 01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:23,766 l'm sorry. 963 01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:29,062 You seem like a lovely girl, it's just.... 964 01:08:30,023 --> 01:08:31,732 You have.... 965 01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:34,568 You have really pretty hands. 966 01:08:35,695 --> 01:08:38,030 And you have really nice hair. 967 01:08:38,198 --> 01:08:39,865 Thank you. 968 01:08:40,867 --> 01:08:43,452 Yeah. l just.... 969 01:08:45,038 --> 01:08:48,373 l just-- l think l'm gonna go to the.... 970 01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:51,293 No, no, no. l'm just gonna-- 971 01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:54,379 Hey, l'm just gonna get out. l'm gonna get out of here. 972 01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:56,840 Hey, do you want a ride home? l can.... 973 01:08:58,218 --> 01:09:02,679 My life is a lot different now than it was a year ago. 974 01:09:04,224 --> 01:09:06,225 l live alone. 975 01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:10,729 l'm bored a lot more. 976 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:14,566 l have a job that pays a lot less. 977 01:09:17,862 --> 01:09:20,739 But l'm so grateful... 978 01:09:21,825 --> 01:09:24,451 ...for the friends that l've made in here... 979 01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:28,247 ...who took the time to help me and just to give a shit about me. 980 01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:36,797 And there are people that used to be in my life... 981 01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:40,592 ...who l miss a lot. 982 01:09:40,969 --> 01:09:42,302 But.... 983 01:09:43,930 --> 01:09:45,180 Yeah, l'm so thankful. 984 01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:47,349 l'm so thankful... 985 01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:51,436 ...for this boring new life of mine. 986 01:09:52,856 --> 01:09:55,065 Thank you, guys. Thank you. 987 01:10:34,689 --> 01:10:37,816 Hey. How you doing? 988 01:10:38,776 --> 01:10:41,236 Long time, no speak. 989 01:10:42,906 --> 01:10:48,619 So l got into a little bit of trouble. 990 01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:52,497 Drunk in public on a bicycle. 991 01:10:54,334 --> 01:10:56,001 Yeah. 992 01:11:03,635 --> 01:11:06,219 -Hey. -Hey. 993 01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:10,849 So you miss our house? 994 01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:13,018 Yeah, sometimes. 995 01:11:15,355 --> 01:11:16,355 You miss me? 996 01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:22,569 Sometimes. 997 01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:29,785 l'm a year sober. 998 01:11:30,578 --> 01:11:32,037 Really? 999 01:11:32,205 --> 01:11:33,664 Yeah. 1000 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:42,339 -They gave you this? -Yeah. 1001 01:11:42,507 --> 01:11:45,050 A couple days ago. Tuesday. 1002 01:11:50,056 --> 01:11:51,390 Congratulations. 1003 01:11:52,934 --> 01:11:54,851 lt's, really, really.... 1004 01:11:55,186 --> 01:11:56,937 lt's great. 1005 01:11:58,398 --> 01:11:59,856 l mean it. 1006 01:12:06,572 --> 01:12:09,324 So are you dating anyone? 1007 01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:11,284 Charlie. 1008 01:12:11,536 --> 01:12:12,577 Are you? 1009 01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:19,001 l just keep thinking how l.... 1010 01:12:21,546 --> 01:12:25,215 l wish l was meeting you for the first time... 1011 01:12:26,426 --> 01:12:28,135 ...in a bar. 1012 01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:31,513 And l didn't have any of this baggage, and.... 1013 01:12:32,598 --> 01:12:37,936 And l could buy you a drink and flirt with you all night. 1014 01:12:51,492 --> 01:12:53,827 Have you been playing a lot? 1015 01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:55,954 l haven't played in over a year. 1016 01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:58,457 Then how are you beating me so bad? 1017 01:12:58,624 --> 01:13:01,334 l don't know. lnnate talent? 1018 01:13:02,295 --> 01:13:04,546 l haven't met anyone vaguely interesting... 1019 01:13:04,714 --> 01:13:07,215 ...since we separated. 1020 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:13,305 How about we just stick to the game, okay? 1021 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,475 -l've been masturbating a lot. -Charlie. 1022 01:13:16,642 --> 01:13:18,602 l miss you. 1023 01:13:18,770 --> 01:13:20,812 Just stop. 1024 01:13:23,149 --> 01:13:25,067 Okay. Fine. 1025 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:32,491 You could've been killed, you know. 1026 01:13:33,451 --> 01:13:34,826 What? 1027 01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:38,246 Riding your bike drunk. 1028 01:13:38,581 --> 01:13:40,332 l worry about you. 1029 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:42,793 Yeah. Well, that's understandable... 1030 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:47,964 ...because l used to worry about you all the time, but.... 1031 01:13:48,466 --> 01:13:50,467 You know, now l don't have to. 1032 01:13:50,718 --> 01:13:53,011 Because you're doing okay. 1033 01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:55,847 And that makes me happy... 1034 01:13:56,015 --> 01:13:59,684 ...even though you're better off without me. 1035 01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:03,647 Just glad that you're doing well. 1036 01:14:06,317 --> 01:14:12,364 Hey, would you move back in if l came to meetings? 1037 01:14:14,534 --> 01:14:17,369 You have to do that for you. You can't.... 1038 01:14:17,537 --> 01:14:19,704 You can't do it to make me happy. 1039 01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:21,540 Yeah, but would you? 1040 01:14:24,752 --> 01:14:27,379 l'm not moving back in, Charlie. 1041 01:14:32,677 --> 01:14:36,638 Can l at least just take you out on a date? 1042 01:14:42,562 --> 01:14:43,979 Okay. 1043 01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:47,274 Last question. 1044 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:52,320 Can we just play one more game? 1045 01:14:53,406 --> 01:14:55,824 You're kicking my ass and it's embarrassing... 1046 01:14:55,992 --> 01:15:00,579 ...and l would like to have a chance to redeem myself. 1047 01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:05,167 Please?