- 0" begin="" end="">- Packed with superstar celebs, - 1" begin="" end="">epic tea spilling,
- 2" begin="" end="">guests making their grand - 3" begin="" end="">return to the Clubhouse,
- 4" begin="" end="">and Kathy Hilton - 5" begin="" end="">being Kathy Hilton,
6" begin="" end="">2021 was a year like no other
7" begin="" end="">for "Watch What Happens Live."
8" begin="" end="">So let's dive in,
9" begin="" end="">Best of 2021 starts now.
10" begin="" end="">♪♪
- 11" begin="" end="">♪ Andy Cohen's - 12" begin="" end="">got the 4-1-1 ♪
- 13" begin="" end="">♪ King king - 14" begin="" end="">of midnight fun ♪
15" begin="" end="">♪ Midnight emcee AC ♪
- 16" begin="" end="">♪ Late night - 17" begin="" end="">on Bravo TV ♪
- 18" begin="" end="">♪ Don't be tardy to his party - 19" begin="" end="">get there fast ♪
20" begin="" end="">- It's time for
21" begin="" end="">"Vanderbilt Rules."
- 22" begin="" end="">[doorbell rings] - 23" begin="" end="">Oh, my god, who could that be?
- 24" begin="" end="">Oh, my god, - 25" begin="" end="">it's the ghost
- 26" begin="" end="">of Anderson's - 27" begin="" end="">great-great-grandfather,
28" begin="" end="">Cornelius Vanderbilt.
- 29" begin="" end="">Hello, ghost of - 30" begin="" end="">Cornelius Vanderbilt.
31" begin="" end="">- Well, hello, Andy.
- 32" begin="" end="">- Wow, ghost of - 33" begin="" end="">Cornelius Vanderbilt,
- 34" begin="" end="">are you proud - 35" begin="" end="">of Anderson?
- 36" begin="" end="">- I am absolutely - 37" begin="" end="">impressed
- 38" begin="" end="">with my great-great-great- - 39" begin="" end="">grandson.
- 40" begin="" end="">- Do you know that you died - 41" begin="" end="">of venereal excesses?
- 42" begin="" end="">- It was not pleasant. - 43" begin="" end="">[laughter]
44" begin="" end="">- Wow!
- 45" begin="" end="">Oh, my god, he's an... - 46" begin="" end="">you took improv classes
47" begin="" end="">since I last saw you.
- 48" begin="" end="">Okay, here's how - 49" begin="" end="">this is gonna work.
- 50" begin="" end="">The ghost of, uh, - 51" begin="" end="">Commodore Vanderbilt
52" begin="" end="">will read facts about
53" begin="" end="">the Vanderbilt family
- 54" begin="" end="">that may or may not - 55" begin="" end="">be true.
- 56" begin="" end="">- This is insane. - 57" begin="" end="">- Since I read the book,
- 58" begin="" end="">I'm gonna try to remember - 59" begin="" end="">if they're real or fake.
- 60" begin="" end="">If I'm right, - 61" begin="" end="">I get the point.
- 62" begin="" end="">If I'm wrong, - 63" begin="" end="">Anderson will get the point
- 64" begin="" end="">and I'll probably - 65" begin="" end="">never hear the end of it.
66" begin="" end="">Okay, Commodore...
- 67" begin="" end="">ghost of - 68" begin="" end="">Commodore Vanderbilt,
69" begin="" end="">read the first fact.
70" begin="" end="">- At the Vanderbilt Ball
71" begin="" end="">of 1883,
- 72" begin="" end="">a costumed - 73" begin="" end="">housewarming party,
- 74" begin="" end="">one attendee donned - 75" begin="" end="">a bodice
76" begin="" end="">of skinned cat heads
77" begin="" end="">and a necklace with
78" begin="" end="">the word "puss"
79" begin="" end="">in large diamond letters.
- 80" begin="" end="">- Yes, that is true. - 81" begin="" end="">- That is absolutely true.
82" begin="" end="">- Yes, it's true!
83" begin="" end="">Thank you, Commodore!
- 84" begin="" end="">Uh, ghost of - 85" begin="" end="">Commodore Vanderbilt,
86" begin="" end="">what's the next item?
- 87" begin="" end="">- My son, Billy, - 88" begin="" end="">was nicknamed
89" begin="" end="">the Blatherskite,
- 90" begin="" end="">which means a person who - 91" begin="" end="">speaks with such hyperbole
92" begin="" end="">that the truth transforms
93" begin="" end="">into tall tales.
- 94" begin="" end="">- I think it's true. - 95" begin="" end="">[laughing and coughing]
- 96" begin="" end="">I don't know - 97" begin="" end="">what he said.
98" begin="" end="">[buzzer]
- 99" begin="" end="">Oh, no, he got it wrong! - 100" begin="" end="">It's not true.
- 101" begin="" end="">- Oh, it means a blockhead, - 102" begin="" end="">actually.
103" begin="" end="">- Okay, all right.
104" begin="" end="">- Uh, the Vanderbilt
105" begin="" end="">Ball of 1883,
- 106" begin="" end="">a 14-course dinner was served - 107" begin="" end="">at 2:00 in the morning.
- 108" begin="" end="">[chuckling] - 109" begin="" end="">- Yes, I think that's true!
- 110" begin="" end="">- It's absolutely true. - 111" begin="" end="">- Oh!
- 112" begin="" end="">Oh, it's eight. - 113" begin="" end="">- Eight courses, okay.
- 114" begin="" end="">- Eight courses, - 115" begin="" end="">oh boy, jeez Louise.
- 116" begin="" end="">- It was 2:00 AM - 117" begin="" end="">in the morning.
- 118" begin="" end="">- All right, give us - 119" begin="" end="">the tiebreaker.
- 120" begin="" end="">- In addition to being - 121" begin="" end="">my second wife,
122" begin="" end="">Frank Armstrong Crawford
123" begin="" end="">was also my distant cousin.
- 124" begin="" end="">- I think that's true. - 125" begin="" end="">- That's true,
- 126" begin="" end="">and her name was Frank. - 127" begin="" end="">- Wow!
- 128" begin="" end="">All right, thank... - 129" begin="" end="">oh, wait, did we tie?
- 130" begin="" end="">So what happens? - 131" begin="" end="">[cheering and applause]
- 132" begin="" end="">Oh, I win! - 133" begin="" end="">- You win?!
- 134" begin="" end="">- Okay, very good. - 135" begin="" end="">[cheering and applause]
- 136" begin="" end="">I'm gonna show you both - 137" begin="" end="">extreme close ups
- 138" begin="" end="">of random lapels. - 139" begin="" end="">- Come on.
- 140" begin="" end="">- You will guess if we were - 141" begin="" end="">looking at Patti LaBelle
142" begin="" end="">or someone else.
143" begin="" end="">Okay, is this
144" begin="" end="">Patti's lapel?
145" begin="" end="">- Yes.
- 146" begin="" end="">- I say yes. - 147" begin="" end="">- That's...
- 148" begin="" end="">I wore that [indistinct]. - 149" begin="" end="">- Uh, is it?
- 150" begin="" end="">- Yeah! - 151" begin="" end="">- Yes it is!
- 152" begin="" end="">I love that hair, too, - 153" begin="" end="">Crazy Hands.
- 154" begin="" end="">[laughing] - 155" begin="" end="">Is this Patti's lapel?
- 156" begin="" end="">- I say no. - 157" begin="" end="">- No.
158" begin="" end="">- It is Bette Midler.
- 159" begin="" end="">- Hey, Bette. - 160" begin="" end="">- Okay, is this Patti's lapel?
161" begin="" end="">- This is so cute!
- 162" begin="" end="">- Yes! - 163" begin="" end="">- No.
164" begin="" end="">- That is...
- 165" begin="" end="">Billy Porter! - 166" begin="" end="">- Oh!
167" begin="" end="">- Is this Patti's lapel?
- 168" begin="" end="">- Uh, yeah. - 169" begin="" end="">- Yes.
- 170" begin="" end="">- That is - 171" begin="" end="">Snoop Dogg.
- 172" begin="" end="">[laughing] - 173" begin="" end="">Is this Patti's lapel?
174" begin="" end="">- Yes.
- 175" begin="" end="">- I don't know. - 176" begin="" end="">- No, no.
- 177" begin="" end="">- That is - 178" begin="" end="">Patti's lapel.
- 179" begin="" end="">Is this Patti's lapel? - 180" begin="" end="">- Oh my god, I love this game.
- 181" begin="" end="">- Yeah. - 182" begin="" end="">- No.
- 183" begin="" end="">- It is Hoda! - 184" begin="" end="">[laughing]
- 185" begin="" end="">Kyle's gonna read off - 186" begin="" end="">potential facts
187" begin="" end="">about her sister Kathy
- 188" begin="" end="">as Kathy stares - 189" begin="" end="">deep into the camera.
- 190" begin="" end="">Crystal and I will guess whether - 191" begin="" end="">the fact is real or fake,
192" begin="" end="">and then Kathy will reveal.
- 193" begin="" end="">Kyle, what's our first - 194" begin="" end="">item up here?
195" begin="" end="">- Kathy and her husband Rick
- 196" begin="" end="">once hooked up - 197" begin="" end="">on the fifth floor
198" begin="" end="">of a parking garage.
199" begin="" end="">- Yes.
- 200" begin="" end="">- What am I supposed to do? - 201" begin="" end="">- You think it's true?
- 202" begin="" end="">- I think it's true. - 203" begin="" end="">- But, I mean...
- 204" begin="" end="">- It's very specific. - 205" begin="" end="">- Can you picture Kathy
206" begin="" end="">in a parking garage?
- 207" begin="" end="">Her daughter is here also, - 208" begin="" end="">which I think is really awkward.
- 209" begin="" end="">But I'm gonna - 210" begin="" end="">say yes, too.
- 211" begin="" end="">Kathy, is it true? - 212" begin="" end="">- I'm gonna say yeah.
213" begin="" end="">- Yes.
214" begin="" end="">- Uh, between Rodeo Drive
215" begin="" end="">and Camden.
- 216" begin="" end="">On Brighton way... - 217" begin="" end="">- Whoo!
- 218" begin="" end="">- On the fifth floor - 219" begin="" end="">of a parking garage
- 220" begin="" end="">at 3:00 in the afternoon. - 221" begin="" end="">[gasping]
- 222" begin="" end="">- And that was last year? - 223" begin="" end="">- It was sunlight...
- 224" begin="" end="">- That was, like, - 225" begin="" end="">four years ago.
- 226" begin="" end="">- Wow! All right! - 227" begin="" end="">[cheers and applause]
228" begin="" end="">When you posted the picture
- 229" begin="" end="">of yourself with - 230" begin="" end="">the horse on Instagram...
- 231" begin="" end="">- Mm-hmm? - 232" begin="" end="">- Did you know that your...
- 233" begin="" end="">- My hair was - 234" begin="" end="">looking good?
235" begin="" end="">- Did you know that
236" begin="" end="">your-your-your-your-your...
237" begin="" end="">- Your?
- 238" begin="" end="">- That everyone could - 239" begin="" end="">see your dick?
- 240" begin="" end="">- Ahh, uh, yeah, - 241" begin="" end="">we knew that going in.
- 242" begin="" end="">- Ah, they knew it - 243" begin="" end="">going in!
244" begin="" end="">[applause]
- 245" begin="" end="">And did it get you - 246" begin="" end="">a lot of...
- 247" begin="" end="">that's called - 248" begin="" end="">a thirst trap!
- 249" begin="" end="">- That's a thirst trap. - 250" begin="" end="">You know what I mean?
- 251" begin="" end="">- So you knew it. - 252" begin="" end="">You were like, you know what?
253" begin="" end="">I'm showing out...
- 254" begin="" end="">The girls are - 255" begin="" end="">going nuts over here.
256" begin="" end="">I mean...
- 257" begin="" end="">- The horse looked good, - 258" begin="" end="">my hair looked good.
- 259" begin="" end="">It was the trifecta, - 260" begin="" end="">you know what I mean?
- 261" begin="" end="">- And did you get - 262" begin="" end="">a lot of likes?
263" begin="" end="">Was it worth it?
- 264" begin="" end="">- Yeah, I mean, - 265" begin="" end="">you even commented.
266" begin="" end="">- I did!
- 267" begin="" end="">- And you texted me - 268" begin="" end="">and you DM'd me.
- 269" begin="" end="">- And I texted him! - 270" begin="" end="">Yes, I did!
- 271" begin="" end="">- I love it. - 272" begin="" end="">- I did.
- 273" begin="" end="">Dolly, what do you wear - 274" begin="" end="">to run a casual errand?
275" begin="" end="">- Well, I use high heels.
276" begin="" end="">A casual errand to me
277" begin="" end="">is the same as sitting around.
- 278" begin="" end="">And even when I'm old - 279" begin="" end="">in my wheelchair,
- 280" begin="" end="">I'm sure I'll be - 281" begin="" end="">still like Mae West
282" begin="" end="">in my high-heeled shoes.
- 283" begin="" end="">- You're known for donning - 284" begin="" end="">various wigs
285" begin="" end="">throughout your career.
- 286" begin="" end="">What is your ballpark estimate - 287" begin="" end="">for how many you own?
288" begin="" end="">- Well, I wear one every day,
- 289" begin="" end="">so I must have at least 365, - 290" begin="" end="">but I don't count them.
- 291" begin="" end="">- Do you have a cocktail - 292" begin="" end="">of choice on a night out?
293" begin="" end="">- Yeah, I don't...
294" begin="" end="">I'm not a big drinker,
295" begin="" end="">but I like a martini,
- 296" begin="" end="">'cause I think it's fancy - 297" begin="" end="">and, like, with an olive.
- 298" begin="" end="">I think it's - 299" begin="" end="">a pretty drink to have,
- 300" begin="" end="">and it hits you real hard, - 301" begin="" end="">real quick.
- 302" begin="" end="">And then you can go on about - 303" begin="" end="">the rest of the night.
- 304" begin="" end="">And the olive kind of offsets - 305" begin="" end="">everything else.
- 306" begin="" end="">- What is the best thing - 307" begin="" end="">that you bought
- 308" begin="" end="">or invested in - 309" begin="" end="">with money from your
- 310" begin="" end="">"I Will Always Love You" - 311" begin="" end="">royalties?
- 312" begin="" end="">- Uh, well, - 313" begin="" end="">that's a good question.
314" begin="" end="">I bought my big
315" begin="" end="">office complex
316" begin="" end="">down in Nashville,
- 317" begin="" end="">and so I thought, well, this is - 318" begin="" end="">a wonderful place to be.
- 319" begin="" end="">I bought a property - 320" begin="" end="">down in what was
321" begin="" end="">the black area of town,
- 322" begin="" end="">and it was mostly - 323" begin="" end="">just black families
- 324" begin="" end="">and people that - 325" begin="" end="">lived around there,
- 326" begin="" end="">and it was just off the beaten - 327" begin="" end="">path from 16th avenue.
- 328" begin="" end="">And I thought, well, - 329" begin="" end="">I am gonna buy this place.
330" begin="" end="">It was a whole strip mall,
- 331" begin="" end="">and I thought this is - 332" begin="" end="">the perfect place for me to be
333" begin="" end="">considering it was Whitney,
- 334" begin="" end="">and so I just thought, - 335" begin="" end="">this is great.
- 336" begin="" end="">I'm just gonna be down here - 337" begin="" end="">with her people,
338" begin="" end="">who are my people as well.
339" begin="" end="">And so I just love the fact
- 340" begin="" end="">that I spent that money - 341" begin="" end="">on a complex,
- 342" begin="" end="">and I think this is - 343" begin="" end="">the house that Whitney built.
- 344" begin="" end="">- That's great. I love it. - 345" begin="" end="">Thank you, Dolly.
346" begin="" end="">♪♪
- 347" begin="" end="">You know, a girl - 348" begin="" end="">by the name of science
- 349" begin="" end="">tell us that getting - 350" begin="" end="">vaccinated for COVID-19
- 351" begin="" end="">is the safe and - 352" begin="" end="">smart thing to do,
- 353" begin="" end="">but an unfortunate - 354" begin="" end="">side effect is
- 355" begin="" end="">that it gave me - 356" begin="" end="">the idea
- 357" begin="" end="">for what might be - 358" begin="" end="">our stupidest game yet.
359" begin="" end="">Which is saying something.
360" begin="" end="">It's time for...
361" begin="" end="">"Who Gon Vaccinate Me, Boo?"
- 362" begin="" end="">I'm gonna show you both - 363" begin="" end="">vaccinated celebrities.
- 364" begin="" end="">Guess if they got - 365" begin="" end="">Pfizer or Moderna.
- 366" begin="" end="">I'm not kidding. - 367" begin="" end="">That's the game.
- 368" begin="" end="">Okay, Dolly Parton, - 369" begin="" end="">what did she get?
370" begin="" end="">- Pfizer.
371" begin="" end="">- John?
372" begin="" end="">- Pfizer.
373" begin="" end="">- Nope, she got Moderna.
- 374" begin="" end="">She gave people - 375" begin="" end="">Moderna, basically.
- 376" begin="" end="">How about - 377" begin="" end="">President Joe Biden?
- 378" begin="" end="">- Pfizer. - 379" begin="" end="">- Pfizer.
380" begin="" end="">- Yes!
381" begin="" end="">Okay, what about
382" begin="" end="">Bette Midler?
383" begin="" end="">- She looks Moderna, right?
384" begin="" end="">- I'm gonna say Pfizer.
385" begin="" end="">- She is Pfizer!
- 386" begin="" end="">What about - 387" begin="" end="">Billy Crystal?
- 388" begin="" end="">- Billy Crystal, - 389" begin="" end="">uh...
390" begin="" end="">Moderna.
- 391" begin="" end="">- John? - 392" begin="" end="">- Moderna.
393" begin="" end="">- Yes!
394" begin="" end="">Sir Ian McKellen?
395" begin="" end="">- Uh...
396" begin="" end="">Pfizer?
- 397" begin="" end="">- John? - 398" begin="" end="">- Pfizer.
- 399" begin="" end="">- Uh, yes, - 400" begin="" end="">you're right!
- 401" begin="" end="">Last up, what did - 402" begin="" end="">Susan Lucci get?
- 403" begin="" end="">- Moderna. - 404" begin="" end="">- John?
- 405" begin="" end="">- J&J... - 406" begin="" end="">Moderna! Moderna!
407" begin="" end="">- She got Moderna!
408" begin="" end="">Yes she did!
- 409" begin="" end="">John Hickey - 410" begin="" end="">wins the game!
411" begin="" end="">♪♪
412" begin="" end="">- Hi, you.
413" begin="" end="">How have you been?
- 414" begin="" end="">Crazy busy. - 415" begin="" end="">So your vow renewal.
- 416" begin="" end="">How did it go? - 417" begin="" end="">It was amazing.
- 418" begin="" end="">The drinks were phenomenal. - 419" begin="" end="">Oh, thank you.
420" begin="" end="">Our bartenders had
421" begin="" end="">so much fuuuun.
- 422" begin="" end="">I just wanted to let - 423" begin="" end="">you know that yeah,
- 424" begin="" end="">they got a little drunk - 425" begin="" end="">and it was kind of a mess.
- 426" begin="" end="">Some of my husband's whiskey - 427" begin="" end="">from Ireland was opened.
428" begin="" end="">Top shelf tequila.
429" begin="" end="">Well, our tequila
430" begin="" end="">is top shelf, yeah.
- 431" begin="" end="">Yeah, I mean, tequila, - 432" begin="" end="">you can't get in the states.
- 433" begin="" end="">Maybe it's because you - 434" begin="" end="">ran out of my tequilaaa.
435" begin="" end="">You know what's funny?
436" begin="" end="">We ran out at 6:00.
- 437" begin="" end="">That's shocking to me, - 438" begin="" end="">because literally
439" begin="" end="">we sent enough tequila
440" begin="" end="">for, like, 500 people.
441" begin="" end="">I just want you to know
- 442" begin="" end="">I know you run, like, - 443" begin="" end="">a tight ship.
- 444" begin="" end="">You're amazing. - 445" begin="" end="">It was beautiful.
446" begin="" end="">I really appreciated you.
- 447" begin="" end="">What Whitney does - 448" begin="" end="">with the gift I gave her
449" begin="" end="">is up to her.
- 450" begin="" end="">If I gave you a Chanel necklace - 451" begin="" end="">and you choke on it,
452" begin="" end="">that's your problem,
453" begin="" end="">not mine.
454" begin="" end="">- Yes! And scene!
- 455" begin="" end="">- Coming up... - 456" begin="" end="">- I'm not
457" begin="" end="">no last-minute bitch.
458" begin="" end="">[laughter]
459" begin="" end="">♪ brb be ♪
460" begin="" end="">♪♪
- 461" begin="" end="">- Anthony, since your mom - 462" begin="" end="">Doris turned down
- 463" begin="" end="">an invite from you - 464" begin="" end="">to go the White House
- 465" begin="" end="">with the Obamas - 466" begin="" end="">to play bingo instead,
- 467" begin="" end="">do you wish you would have - 468" begin="" end="">forced her to come along?
- 469" begin="" end="">- No, I wish I would've asked - 470" begin="" end="">my other mother.
- 471" begin="" end="">[laughter] - 472" begin="" end="">So Andy... so lookit, Andy...
- 473" begin="" end="">- He shoulda asked me in time. - 474" begin="" end="">[overlapping chatter]
- 475" begin="" end="">I'm not no last-minute bitch. - 476" begin="" end="">You don't call me out.
477" begin="" end="">[laughter and cheers]
478" begin="" end="">Unh-unh-unh.
- 479" begin="" end="">An afterthought... - 480" begin="" end="">an afterthought...
481" begin="" end="">[overlapping chatter]
- 482" begin="" end="">- It was not - 483" begin="" end="">an afterthought, Mama.
- 484" begin="" end="">- Yes, it is. - 485" begin="" end="">- It wasn't!
- 486" begin="" end="">- He gave me, uh... - 487" begin="" end="">- How much notice?
- 488" begin="" end="">- 40 hours! - 489" begin="" end="">- 40 hours?
- 490" begin="" end="">- No, a little bit long... - 491" begin="" end="">- Like (BLEEP)
492" begin="" end="">My friends ain't got
493" begin="" end="">no money to be, uh,
- 494" begin="" end="">messing around with him. - 495" begin="" end="">- Your friends weren't invited!
496" begin="" end="">- They paid me $300...
- 497" begin="" end="">each of my friends - 498" begin="" end="">paid me $300.
- 499" begin="" end="">We planned this trip. - 500" begin="" end="">- Are you their pimp?
- 501" begin="" end="">Are you a pimp? - 502" begin="" end="">- Unh-unh!
- 503" begin="" end="">- You were going on a trip? - 504" begin="" end="">- When you poor,
- 505" begin="" end="">you got to plan your money... - 506" begin="" end="">- Mama, Mama, Mama...
507" begin="" end="">♪♪
508" begin="" end="">- What was the first
- 509" begin="" end="">big purchase you made - 510" begin="" end="">when you made it big?
511" begin="" end="">- Ah! That's easy.
512" begin="" end="">Um, The Commodores...
513" begin="" end="">did something amazing.
- 514" begin="" end="">We decided that - 515" begin="" end="">we have the hit records,
- 516" begin="" end="">what do we want to buy? - 517" begin="" end="">So we decided to buy
518" begin="" end="">six Mercedes.
519" begin="" end="">- I love it.
- 520" begin="" end="">- And you have to know, - 521" begin="" end="">I went down to
- 522" begin="" end="">the Mercedes dealership - 523" begin="" end="">in Montgomery, Alabama,
- 524" begin="" end="">and the guy - 525" begin="" end="">looked at me,
526" begin="" end="">and no one gave me
527" begin="" end="">any attention at all.
- 528" begin="" end="">Here I am with afro... - 529" begin="" end="">- Yes.
- 530" begin="" end="">- And bell bottoms. - 531" begin="" end="">No one was looking at me.
- 532" begin="" end="">And finally, the guy came - 533" begin="" end="">over to me and said,
- 534" begin="" end="">"Son, uh, if you're not - 535" begin="" end="">gonna buy anything,
- 536" begin="" end="">"I'm gonna have to - 537" begin="" end="">ask you to leave."
- 538" begin="" end="">And I said, "Oh yes, - 539" begin="" end="">I would like to buy something."
- 540" begin="" end="">He said, "What would - 541" begin="" end="">you like to buy?"
- 542" begin="" end="">I said, "I'd like - 543" begin="" end="">to buy six Mercedes
- 544" begin="" end="">"in the following colors." - 545" begin="" end="">- Hell yes you did!
546" begin="" end="">♪♪
- 547" begin="" end="">I hope these two - 548" begin="" end="">studied their lines,
- 549" begin="" end="">because it's about to be - 550" begin="" end="">curtain up
551" begin="" end="">at the "Clubhouse Playhouse."
- 552" begin="" end="">Folks, take your places... - 553" begin="" end="">- Okay.
- 554" begin="" end="">- on the green screen. - 555" begin="" end="">You're gonna both be reading
556" begin="" end="">from the exquisite text
557" begin="" end="">from the fiery box scene
- 558" begin="" end="">from "The Real Housewives - 559" begin="" end="">of Potomac."
- 560" begin="" end="">Keke will play the Grande Dame - 561" begin="" end="">Karen Huger,
- 562" begin="" end="">and, Karamo, - 563" begin="" end="">you'll be Gizelle.
- 564" begin="" end="">Actors, you may begin. - 565" begin="" end="">- Okay.
- 566" begin="" end="">- Listen, we all know - 567" begin="" end="">I can't stand Karen.
- 568" begin="" end="">- The feeling is mutual. - 569" begin="" end="">- Me and Karen
570" begin="" end="">will probably never be good,
- 571" begin="" end="">so I've decided - 572" begin="" end="">that I'll just tell the truth.
- 573" begin="" end="">Your whole truth. - 574" begin="" end="">- Uh, Gizelle...
- 575" begin="" end="">Gizelle, you don't want this. - 576" begin="" end="">- Oh, your drunk truth?
577" begin="" end="">Your, um, cheatin' truth?
- 578" begin="" end="">- Oh, shut up. - 579" begin="" end="">Just shut up!
- 580" begin="" end="">- [scoffs] Listen, I will - 581" begin="" end="">spread it out over time.
- 582" begin="" end="">Don't worry. I'll tell it all - 583" begin="" end="">tonight, Miss Thing.
584" begin="" end="">- You-you are disgusting.
- 585" begin="" end="">You want to talk about your - 586" begin="" end="">fiery box that's on fire?
- 587" begin="" end="">That's why you can't keep a man. - 588" begin="" end="">Do you want to do that?
- 589" begin="" end="">Do you want to do that? - 590" begin="" end="">- Ooh, what's a fiery box?
- 591" begin="" end="">- Tell everyone what's - 592" begin="" end="">been goin' on
- 593" begin="" end="">between those legs of yours. - 594" begin="" end="">- Oh, you know what?
- 595" begin="" end="">She's obsessed - 596" begin="" end="">with my coochie,
597" begin="" end="">because we all know that
- 598" begin="" end="">that ding-dong at your house - 599" begin="" end="">is broken, girl.
- 600" begin="" end="">- Gizelle, what you - 601" begin="" end="">will not do
602" begin="" end="">is disrespect my husband
- 603" begin="" end="">when your ding-dong is in - 604" begin="" end="">everyone else's vagina.
- 605" begin="" end="">- At least it works. - 606" begin="" end="">At least it works.
- 607" begin="" end="">- Gizelle, you don't - 608" begin="" end="">have a man.
- 609" begin="" end="">You're a broken whore - 610" begin="" end="">from Hampton University,
611" begin="" end="">and everybody knows it!
- 612" begin="" end="">That's why we went - 613" begin="" end="">to Sing Sing!
614" begin="" end="">- Ooh!
615" begin="" end="">- And, scene!
616" begin="" end="">[cheering and applause]
617" begin="" end="">♪♪
- 618" begin="" end="">Gregory B. texted us - 619" begin="" end="">and wants to know
- 620" begin="" end="">your favorite memory - 621" begin="" end="">from watching
622" begin="" end="">"When Harry Met Sally"
623" begin="" end="">with Princess Diana.
624" begin="" end="">- Um, sitting next to her,
625" begin="" end="">uh, in, uh...
- 626" begin="" end="">in Lester Square, - 627" begin="" end="">in a theater.
628" begin="" end="">We had a command, uh,
629" begin="" end="">performance, um...
630" begin="" end="">and...
- 631" begin="" end="">when the orgasm scene came on... - 632" begin="" end="">- Yes?
633" begin="" end="">- Um, we were in the front row
634" begin="" end="">in the balcony...
- 635" begin="" end="">and everybody I could see - 636" begin="" end="">in the orchestra below us
- 637" begin="" end="">turned their backs - 638" begin="" end="">to the screen
- 639" begin="" end="">to see how - 640" begin="" end="">she was gonna react.
- 641" begin="" end="">So there was hundreds of people - 642" begin="" end="">just staring at us,
- 643" begin="" end="">in the Royal box, and she's in - 644" begin="" end="">this beautiful red gown,
- 645" begin="" end="">and I'm in a tuxedo, - 646" begin="" end="">and Meg is on her other side,
647" begin="" end="">and she started laughing
648" begin="" end="">so hard, and...
649" begin="" end="">she sounded like this...
650" begin="" end="">[guffawing]
- 651" begin="" end="">She had one of those - 652" begin="" end="">kind of laughs, that...
653" begin="" end="">[guffawing]
654" begin="" end="">that if it was a date,
- 655" begin="" end="">I don't think - 656" begin="" end="">I'd see her again,
- 657" begin="" end="">just because the laugh, - 658" begin="" end="">I-I couldn't...
- 659" begin="" end="">but she was so wonderful, - 660" begin="" end="">and loved the movie,
- 661" begin="" end="">and-and it was - 662" begin="" end="">really a thrill to...
- 663" begin="" end="">to meet her. Yeah. - 664" begin="" end="">- That's amazing.
- 665" begin="" end="">My parents are gonna go back - 666" begin="" end="">and forth reciting RHONY lines.
- 667" begin="" end="">Eboni and Isaac, you two - 668" begin="" end="">will guess the source.
- 669" begin="" end="">Let's hear - 670" begin="" end="">the first line.
671" begin="" end="">Mom, what's the first line?
- 672" begin="" end="">- I... - 673" begin="" end="">- No, it's...
- 674" begin="" end="">- Oh, Dad, - 675" begin="" end="">what's the first line?
676" begin="" end="">- "Ramona needs to keep
677" begin="" end="">my vagina out of her mouth."
- 678" begin="" end="">- Who said it? - 679" begin="" end="">- Leah said it.
- 680" begin="" end="">- Leah! - 681" begin="" end="">- Leah.
- 682" begin="" end="">- Well, Mom, you don't... - 683" begin="" end="">- Miss Evelyn! What's...
- 684" begin="" end="">Miss Evelyn out here - 685" begin="" end="">givin' away answers.
- 686" begin="" end="">- Okay, yes, okay. - 687" begin="" end="">- Interesting, interesting.
- 688" begin="" end="">Just because - 689" begin="" end="">you have a big horn
- 690" begin="" end="">doesn't mean - 691" begin="" end="">you have to blow it, Okay?
- 692" begin="" end="">- Yes. - 693" begin="" end="">[laughing]
- 694" begin="" end="">Okay, Mom, - 695" begin="" end="">what's the next line?
- 696" begin="" end="">- "Martinis are - 697" begin="" end="">like breasts,
- 698" begin="" end="">"two are great, - 699" begin="" end="">three are too many."
700" begin="" end="">- Sonja?
- 701" begin="" end="">Was it Sonja Morgan? - 702" begin="" end="">- It was Dorinda,
- 703" begin="" end="">actually. - 704" begin="" end="">Okay, Dad?
- 705" begin="" end="">- Ah, well out of sight, - 706" begin="" end="">out of mind,
- 707" begin="" end="">just sayin', Dorinda. - 708" begin="" end="">- Oh, wow. Oh my...
- 709" begin="" end="">- There's one that I miss. - 710" begin="" end="">- Isaac's got a lot...
- 711" begin="" end="">- Hot takes! - 712" begin="" end="">- Oh, you miss her!
- 713" begin="" end="">- And I love. - 714" begin="" end="">- Oh, okay.
- 715" begin="" end="">- I just didn't think, - 716" begin="" end="">you know, out of sight,
- 717" begin="" end="">out of mind. - 718" begin="" end="">- Okay, I get it, I get it.
- 719" begin="" end="">- Dorinda, call me. - 720" begin="" end="">- Very good,
721" begin="" end="">yes, okay. Dad?
- 722" begin="" end="">- "A squirrel came in - 723" begin="" end="">my room last night,
724" begin="" end="">"I almost made out with him."
- 725" begin="" end="">- Sounds like Sonja Morgan. - 726" begin="" end="">- That is Sonja Morgan.
- 727" begin="" end="">- Mom's horn - 728" begin="" end="">isn't working.
- 729" begin="" end="">- You know, it's funny, - 730" begin="" end="">when one of your parents says it
- 731" begin="" end="">it always sounds - 732" begin="" end="">like Sonja Morgan.
- 733" begin="" end="">[laughing] - 734" begin="" end="">- I know the score.
- 735" begin="" end="">- The delivery. - 736" begin="" end="">- Mom, what's next?
737" begin="" end="">- "Wow, Bethenny.
738" begin="" end="">Wow-wow-wow-wow,
- 739" begin="" end="">"that's wow." - 740" begin="" end="">- Who is that?
- 741" begin="" end="">Who is it? - 742" begin="" end="">- That's Ramona.
- 743" begin="" end="">- Yes, it's Ramona. - 744" begin="" end="">Very good.
- 745" begin="" end="">- Wow, really? Wow! - 746" begin="" end="">[cheering and applause]
- 747" begin="" end="">Wow, wow, wow. - 748" begin="" end="">- Dad's got a good one.
- 749" begin="" end="">- I do. "A blowjob - 750" begin="" end="">is the window to the soul."
- 751" begin="" end="">[honking] - 752" begin="" end="">- It almost sounds like Sonja.
753" begin="" end="">Is that Sonja Morgan?
- 754" begin="" end="">Oh no. - 755" begin="" end="">- It is not.
- 756" begin="" end="">It is Bethenny Frankel. - 757" begin="" end="">- Oh, right, of course.
- 758" begin="" end="">- Yes. - 759" begin="" end="">- Of course, god.
760" begin="" end="">- Okay, Mom?
- 761" begin="" end="">- "I don't have time - 762" begin="" end="">to play snatch guard."
- 763" begin="" end="">[laughing] - 764" begin="" end="">- Wait, if I had a horn...
- 765" begin="" end="">could we have horns to blow? - 766" begin="" end="">Snatch guard.
- 767" begin="" end="">- Oh my god. - 768" begin="" end="">- Who said that?
- 769" begin="" end="">- Do you know who said that? - 770" begin="" end="">Luann said that about Sonja!
- 771" begin="" end="">- Oh! - 772" begin="" end="">- Oh, Luann!
- 773" begin="" end="">- Famously. Dad, - 774" begin="" end="">give us the last one.
- 775" begin="" end="">Land the plane, man. - 776" begin="" end="">[chuckling]
- 777" begin="" end="">"I'll tell ya how I'm doing. - 778" begin="" end="">Not well, bitch."
- 779" begin="" end="">- That's Queen Dorinda. - 780" begin="" end="">- That is Dorinda Medley.
- 781" begin="" end="">- Dorina, exactly. - 782" begin="" end="">- That's a classic line.
783" begin="" end="">Thank you so much.
- 784" begin="" end="">Teresa, your drink - 785" begin="" end="">is right in the shot, honey.
- 786" begin="" end="">- Oh, it is? Oh! Sorry! - 787" begin="" end="">- Yeah!
788" begin="" end="">[laughing]
- 789" begin="" end="">- It's... okay, sorry. - 790" begin="" end="">Okay. All right, sorry.
- 791" begin="" end="">- Well now what - 792" begin="" end="">am I lookin' at?
- 793" begin="" end="">- Are we on the back - 794" begin="" end="">of a couch?
795" begin="" end="">- Teresa, what'd you do?
- 796" begin="" end="">Now I'm lookin' - 797" begin="" end="">at your staircase.
- 798" begin="" end="">[laughing] - 799" begin="" end="">- I-I hit somethin'.
- 800" begin="" end="">[laughing] - 801" begin="" end="">- Oh my god.
802" begin="" end="">- How do you flip that?
- 803" begin="" end="">Wait, sorry. - 804" begin="" end="">- Oh my god.
805" begin="" end="">We gotta...
806" begin="" end="">this is brilliant.
- 807" begin="" end="">- I don't know how I did it. - 808" begin="" end="">- Oh, there's Priscilla!
- 809" begin="" end="">- There you go, okay. - 810" begin="" end="">- Okay, there ya go.
- 811" begin="" end="">Oh-oh! Now it's - 812" begin="" end="">back, Teresa.
- 813" begin="" end="">[laughing] - 814" begin="" end="">- Why is it doin' that?
- 815" begin="" end="">Sorry. - 816" begin="" end="">- Looks like a tire.
- 817" begin="" end="">- This is actually - 818" begin="" end="">good television.
- 819" begin="" end="">I'm-I'm down for this. - 820" begin="" end="">- Oh my god.
- 821" begin="" end="">- Teresa, get Priscilla to... - 822" begin="" end="">there ya go! You're back!
823" begin="" end="">- Coming up...
- 824" begin="" end="">- Oh, you were in - 825" begin="" end="">Luann's cabaret!
- 826" begin="" end="">- Should I really go there? - 827" begin="" end="">- Yes, go there!
- 828" begin="" end="">[cheering and applause] - 829" begin="" end="">Yes! Rachel!
830" begin="" end="">♪♪
831" begin="" end="">- Hey, Rachel!
- 832" begin="" end="">So since there was - 833" begin="" end="">so much drama over
- 834" begin="" end="">how much Luann - 835" begin="" end="">paid Sonja for her cabaret,
- 836" begin="" end="">did you get a solid paycheck - 837" begin="" end="">from, uh, Luann,
- 838" begin="" end="">when you did her cabaret? - 839" begin="" end="">- Oh my god...
- 840" begin="" end="">- Oh, you were in - 841" begin="" end="">Luann's cabaret!
842" begin="" end="">Well now let's talk!
- 843" begin="" end="">- Please don't bring up - 844" begin="" end="">the cabaret. Please.
845" begin="" end="">- Oh, Rachel!
- 846" begin="" end="">- I'd rather she talk - 847" begin="" end="">about anything else
- 848" begin="" end="">than the cabaret. - 849" begin="" end="">- Really?!
- 850" begin="" end="">- It was one of my - 851" begin="" end="">show business low points.
- 852" begin="" end="">- Really?! - 853" begin="" end="">- But not 'cause of Luann!
- 854" begin="" end="">- Right. - 855" begin="" end="">- Luann was great.
- 856" begin="" end="">- Okay. - 857" begin="" end="">- Everyone was great.
- 858" begin="" end="">- Okay. - 859" begin="" end="">- Should I really...
- 860" begin="" end="">should I really go there? - 861" begin="" end="">- Yes, go there!
- 862" begin="" end="">[cheering and applause] - 863" begin="" end="">Yes, Rachel!!!
- 864" begin="" end="">- This is so not... - 865" begin="" end="">- Rachel Jayne!
- 866" begin="" end="">- This is so not even like... - 867" begin="" end="">or anything, but...
- 868" begin="" end="">So I don't really sing, okay? - 869" begin="" end="">Big surprise.
- 870" begin="" end="">But so then they were like, - 871" begin="" end="">"Why don't you sing something?"
- 872" begin="" end="">I'm like, "Well, I don't - 873" begin="" end="">really sing," like...
- 874" begin="" end="">"Well, do you sing anything?" - 875" begin="" end="">I was like, "Well, I...
- 876" begin="" end="">"you just sang - 877" begin="" end="">'Suddenly Seymour'
- 878" begin="" end="">"in-in karaoke the other day." - 879" begin="" end="">- Other day!
- 880" begin="" end="">- "And that really killed it!" - 881" begin="" end="">[laughing]
- 882" begin="" end="">So then, like, - 883" begin="" end="">"Okay, sing that!"
- 884" begin="" end="">So I thought I was gonna - 885" begin="" end="">go on at the end,
- 886" begin="" end="">like, where everyone - 887" begin="" end="">would join in,
- 888" begin="" end="">but they had me go up, - 889" begin="" end="">like, first up.
- 890" begin="" end="">- Oh. - 891" begin="" end="">- And with all these
- 892" begin="" end="">Broadway people. - 893" begin="" end="">- Oh...
- 894" begin="" end="">- And, you know, you need - 895" begin="" end="">to be, like, a little more drunk
- 896" begin="" end="">to get, like, the... - 897" begin="" end="">the crowd going.
- 898" begin="" end="">So I was just like... - 899" begin="" end="">I had such flop sweat,
900" begin="" end="">oh my god.
- 901" begin="" end="">- Did you get paid? - 902" begin="" end="">- Now I just confessed
- 903" begin="" end="">to everybody. - 904" begin="" end="">- Did you get paid?
- 905" begin="" end="">- I don't think... - 906" begin="" end="">- Did you get paid?
- 907" begin="" end="">- No, you don't... - 908" begin="" end="">[laughing]
- 909" begin="" end="">I don't think you get paid - 910" begin="" end="">to do the cabaret,
- 911" begin="" end="">you're just there as a... - 912" begin="" end="">- You pay to do cabarets.
- 913" begin="" end="">- You're there... - 914" begin="" end="">you're there to act
- 915" begin="" end="">of love for Luann. - 916" begin="" end="">- Oh, you pay to do cabaret.
- 917" begin="" end="">- But, by the way, then, - 918" begin="" end="">I was walking uptown, um,
919" begin="" end="">months later, and a voice
920" begin="" end="">came out of a... towncar.
- 921" begin="" end="">"Rachel!" - 922" begin="" end="">And I turned around.
- 923" begin="" end="">There was Luann - 924" begin="" end="">waving at me.
- 925" begin="" end="">- Oh! - 926" begin="" end="">[laughing]
- 927" begin="" end="">- I was like, - 928" begin="" end="">"Oh my god,
- 929" begin="" end="">Luann recognizes me - 930" begin="" end="">on the street.
931" begin="" end="">[laughing]
- 932" begin="" end="">- Mayday, mayday! - 933" begin="" end="">Jerry's been caught
- 934" begin="" end="">in the undertow - 935" begin="" end="">of his new colleague,
936" begin="" end="">Sheryl Underwood.
937" begin="" end="">Jerry, as improbable
938" begin="" end="">as this seems,
- 939" begin="" end="">the only way to save yourself - 940" begin="" end="">from being caught in
- 941" begin="" end="">the Underwood Undertow - 942" begin="" end="">is to correctly answer
- 943" begin="" end="">yachtie trivia. Delaney, - 944" begin="" end="">you'll read off questions.
- 945" begin="" end="">Jerry, if you can answer - 946" begin="" end="">seven correctly
- 947" begin="" end="">in 60 seconds, - 948" begin="" end="">you'll go under!
- 949" begin="" end="">- What is the name of a nau... - 950" begin="" end="">nautical measurement
- 951" begin="" end="">used to gauge speed - 952" begin="" end="">on a boat?
- 953" begin="" end="">- Uh... - 954" begin="" end="">- Measurement, speed of a boat.
- 955" begin="" end="">- A... a knot! - 956" begin="" end="">- Yes, good!
957" begin="" end="">- A knot, good.
958" begin="" end="">Good work.
- 959" begin="" end="">Okay, how many stripes does - 960" begin="" end="">Sandy have on her epaulets,
961" begin="" end="">four or five, to show
962" begin="" end="">that she's the captain?
963" begin="" end="">- Four.
- 964" begin="" end="">- Oh, yay! - 965" begin="" end="">You got it!
966" begin="" end="">- Yup, correct.
- 967" begin="" end="">Okay, how many nautical - 968" begin="" end="">miles away from shore
- 969" begin="" end="">are considered - 970" begin="" end="">territorial waters,
- 971" begin="" end="">25 miles - 972" begin="" end="">or 12 miles?
973" begin="" end="">- Oh my god,
- 974" begin="" end="">the Underwood Undertow - 975" begin="" end="">is coming!
- 976" begin="" end="">Oh my... - 977" begin="" end="">- 25 or 12?!
978" begin="" end="">[buzzer]
979" begin="" end="">[coughing]
980" begin="" end="">[laughing]
- 981" begin="" end="">- Thank you, - 982" begin="" end="">Jerry O'Connell!
- 983" begin="" end="">I'm sorry about - 984" begin="" end="">the Underwood Undertow.