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- 3" begin="" end="">return to the Clubhouse,

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- 4" begin="" end="">and Kathy Hilton
- 5" begin="" end="">being Kathy Hilton,

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9" begin="" end="">Best of 2021 starts now.

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- 12" begin="" end="">got the 4-1-1 ♪

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- 14" begin="" end="">of midnight fun ♪

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20" begin="" end="">- It's time for

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21" begin="" end="">"Vanderbilt Rules."

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- 22" begin="" end="">[doorbell rings] - 23"
begin="" end="">Oh, my god, who could that be?

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- 24" begin="" end="">Oh, my god,
- 25" begin="" end="">it's the ghost

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- 26" begin="" end="">of Anderson's - 27"
begin="" end="">great-great-grandfather,

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28" begin="" end="">Cornelius Vanderbilt.

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- 29" begin="" end="">Hello, ghost of
- 30" begin="" end="">Cornelius Vanderbilt.

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31" begin="" end="">- Well, hello, Andy.

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- 32" begin="" end="">- Wow, ghost of
- 33" begin="" end="">Cornelius Vanderbilt,

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- 34" begin="" end="">are you proud
- 35" begin="" end="">of Anderson?

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- 36" begin="" end="">- I am absolutely
- 37" begin="" end="">impressed

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- 38" begin="" end="">with my great-great-great-
- 39" begin="" end="">grandson.

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- 40" begin="" end="">- Do you know that you died
- 41" begin="" end="">of venereal excesses?

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- 42" begin="" end="">- It was not pleasant.
- 43" begin="" end="">[laughter]

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44" begin="" end="">- Wow!

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- 45" begin="" end="">Oh, my god, he's an...
- 46" begin="" end="">you took improv classes

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47" begin="" end="">since I last saw you.

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- 48" begin="" end="">Okay, here's how
- 49" begin="" end="">this is gonna work.

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- 50" begin="" end="">The ghost of, uh,
- 51" begin="" end="">Commodore Vanderbilt

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52" begin="" end="">will read facts about

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53" begin="" end="">the Vanderbilt family

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- 54" begin="" end="">that may or may not
- 55" begin="" end="">be true.

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- 56" begin="" end="">- This is insane. -
57" begin="" end="">- Since I read the book,

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- 58" begin="" end="">I'm gonna try to remember
- 59" begin="" end="">if they're real or fake.

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- 60" begin="" end="">If I'm right,
- 61" begin="" end="">I get the point.

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- 62" begin="" end="">If I'm wrong, - 63"
begin="" end="">Anderson will get the point

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- 64" begin="" end="">and I'll probably -
65" begin="" end="">never hear the end of it.

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66" begin="" end="">Okay, Commodore...

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- 67" begin="" end="">ghost of
- 68" begin="" end="">Commodore Vanderbilt,

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69" begin="" end="">read the first fact.

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70" begin="" end="">-
At the Vanderbilt Ball

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71" begin="" end="">of 1883,

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- 72" begin="" end="">a costumed
- 73" begin="" end="">housewarming party,

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- 74" begin="" end="">one attendee donned
- 75" begin="" end="">a bodice

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76" begin="" end="">of skinned cat heads

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77" begin="" end="">and a necklace with

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78" begin="" end="">the word "puss"

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79" begin="" end="">in
large diamond letters.

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- 80" begin="" end="">- Yes, that is true. -
81" begin="" end="">- That is absolutely true.

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82" begin="" end="">- Yes, it's true!

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83" begin="" end="">Thank you, Commodore!

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- 84" begin="" end="">Uh, ghost of
- 85" begin="" end="">Commodore Vanderbilt,

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86" begin="" end="">what's the next item?

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- 87" begin="" end="">- My son, Billy,
- 88" begin="" end="">was nicknamed

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89" begin="" end="">the Blatherskite,

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- 90" begin="" end="">which means a person who
- 91" begin="" end="">speaks with such hyperbole

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92" begin="" end="">that
the truth transforms

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93" begin="" end="">into tall tales.

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- 94" begin="" end="">- I think it's true. -
95" begin="" end="">[laughing and coughing]

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- 96" begin="" end="">I don't know
- 97" begin="" end="">what he said.

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98" begin="" end="">[buzzer]

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- 99" begin="" end="">Oh, no, he got it wrong!
- 100" begin="" end="">It's not true.

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- 101" begin="" end="">- Oh, it means a
blockhead, - 102" begin="" end="">actually.

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103" begin="" end="">- Okay, all right.

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104" begin="" end="">- Uh, the Vanderbilt

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105" begin="" end="">Ball of 1883,

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- 106" begin="" end="">a 14-course dinner was served
- 107" begin="" end="">at 2:00 in the morning.

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- 108" begin="" end="">[chuckling] - 109"
begin="" end="">- Yes, I think that's true!

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- 110" begin="" end="">- It's absolutely
true. - 111" begin="" end="">- Oh!

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- 112" begin="" end="">Oh, it's eight. -
113" begin="" end="">- Eight courses, okay.

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- 114" begin="" end="">- Eight courses,
- 115" begin="" end="">oh boy, jeez Louise.

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- 116" begin="" end="">- It was 2:00 AM
- 117" begin="" end="">in the morning.

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- 118" begin="" end="">- All right, give us
- 119" begin="" end="">the tiebreaker.

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- 120" begin="" end="">- In addition to being
- 121" begin="" end="">my second wife,

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122" begin="" end="">Frank
Armstrong Crawford

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123" begin="" end="">was
also my distant cousin.

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- 124" begin="" end="">- I think that's true.
- 125" begin="" end="">- That's true,

81
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- 126" begin="" end="">and her name was
Frank. - 127" begin="" end="">- Wow!

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- 128" begin="" end="">All right, thank...
- 129" begin="" end="">oh, wait, did we tie?

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- 130" begin="" end="">So what happens? -
131" begin="" end="">[cheering and applause]

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- 132" begin="" end="">Oh, I win!
- 133" begin="" end="">- You win?!

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- 134" begin="" end="">- Okay, very good. -
135" begin="" end="">[cheering and applause]

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- 136" begin="" end="">I'm gonna show you both
- 137" begin="" end="">extreme close ups

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- 138" begin="" end="">of random lapels.
- 139" begin="" end="">- Come on.

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- 140" begin="" end="">- You will guess if we were
- 141" begin="" end="">looking at Patti LaBelle

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142" begin="" end="">or someone else.

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143" begin="" end="">Okay, is this

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144" begin="" end="">Patti's lapel?

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145" begin="" end="">- Yes.

93
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- 146" begin="" end="">- I say yes.
- 147" begin="" end="">- That's...

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- 148" begin="" end="">I wore that [indistinct].
- 149" begin="" end="">- Uh, is it?

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- 150" begin="" end="">- Yeah!
- 151" begin="" end="">- Yes it is!

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- 152" begin="" end="">I love that hair, too,
- 153" begin="" end="">Crazy Hands.

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- 154" begin="" end="">[laughing] - 155"
begin="" end="">Is this Patti's lapel?

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- 156" begin="" end="">- I say no.
- 157" begin="" end="">- No.

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158" begin="" end="">- It is Bette Midler.

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- 159" begin="" end="">- Hey, Bette. - 160"
begin="" end="">- Okay, is this Patti's lapel?

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161" begin="" end="">- This is so cute!

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- 162" begin="" end="">- Yes!
- 163" begin="" end="">- No.

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164" begin="" end="">- That is...

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- 165" begin="" end="">Billy Porter!
- 166" begin="" end="">- Oh!

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167" begin="" end="">-
Is this Patti's lapel?

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- 168" begin="" end="">- Uh, yeah.
- 169" begin="" end="">- Yes.

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- 170" begin="" end="">- That is
- 171" begin="" end="">Snoop Dogg.

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- 172" begin="" end="">[laughing] - 173"
begin="" end="">Is this Patti's lapel?

109
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174" begin="" end="">- Yes.

110
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- 175" begin="" end="">- I don't know.
- 176" begin="" end="">- No, no.

111
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- 177" begin="" end="">- That is
- 178" begin="" end="">Patti's lapel.

112
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- 179" begin="" end="">Is this Patti's lapel? -
180" begin="" end="">- Oh my god, I love this game.

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- 181" begin="" end="">- Yeah.
- 182" begin="" end="">- No.

114
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- 183" begin="" end="">- It is Hoda!
- 184" begin="" end="">[laughing]

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- 185" begin="" end="">Kyle's gonna read off
- 186" begin="" end="">potential facts

116
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187" begin="" end="">about her sister Kathy

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- 188" begin="" end="">as Kathy stares -
189" begin="" end="">deep into the camera.

118
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- 190" begin="" end="">Crystal and I will guess whether
- 191" begin="" end="">the fact is real or fake,

119
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192" begin="" end="">and
then Kathy will reveal.

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- 193" begin="" end="">Kyle, what's our first
- 194" begin="" end="">item up here?

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195" begin="" end="">-
Kathy and her husband Rick

122
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- 196" begin="" end="">once hooked up
- 197" begin="" end="">on the fifth floor

123
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198" begin="" end="">of a parking garage.

124
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199" begin="" end="">- Yes.

125
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- 200" begin="" end="">- What am I supposed to do?
- 201" begin="" end="">- You think it's true?

126
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- 202" begin="" end="">- I think it's true.
- 203" begin="" end="">- But, I mean...

127
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- 204" begin="" end="">- It's very specific.
- 205" begin="" end="">- Can you picture Kathy

128
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206" begin="" end="">in a parking garage?

129
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- 207" begin="" end="">Her daughter is here also, -
208" begin="" end="">which I think is really awkward.

130
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- 209" begin="" end="">But I'm gonna
- 210" begin="" end="">say yes, too.

131
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- 211" begin="" end="">Kathy, is it true? -
212" begin="" end="">- I'm gonna say yeah.

132
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213" begin="" end="">- Yes.

133
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214" begin="" end="">-
Uh, between Rodeo Drive

134
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215" begin="" end="">and Camden.

135
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- 216" begin="" end="">On Brighton way...
- 217" begin="" end="">- Whoo!

136
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- 218" begin="" end="">- On the fifth floor
- 219" begin="" end="">of a parking garage

137
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- 220" begin="" end="">at 3:00 in the afternoon.
- 221" begin="" end="">[gasping]

138
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- 222" begin="" end="">- And that was last year?
- 223" begin="" end="">- It was sunlight...

139
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- 224" begin="" end="">- That was, like,
- 225" begin="" end="">four years ago.

140
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- 226" begin="" end="">- Wow! All right! -
227" begin="" end="">[cheers and applause]

141
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228" begin="" end="">When
you posted the picture

142
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- 229" begin="" end="">of yourself with -
230" begin="" end="">the horse on Instagram...

143
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- 231" begin="" end="">- Mm-hmm? - 232"
begin="" end="">- Did you know that your...

144
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- 233" begin="" end="">- My hair was
- 234" begin="" end="">looking good?

145
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235" begin="" end="">- Did you know that

146
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236" begin=""
end="">your-your-your-your-your...

147
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237" begin="" end="">- Your?

148
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- 238" begin="" end="">- That everyone could
- 239" begin="" end="">see your dick?

149
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- 240" begin="" end="">- Ahh, uh, yeah, -
241" begin="" end="">we knew that going in.

150
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- 242" begin="" end="">- Ah, they knew it
- 243" begin="" end="">going in!

151
00:05:42,002 --> 00:05:43,753
244" begin="" end="">[applause]

152
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- 245" begin="" end="">And did it get you
- 246" begin="" end="">a lot of...

153
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- 247" begin="" end="">that's called
- 248" begin="" end="">a thirst trap!

154
00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,427
- 249" begin="" end="">- That's a thirst trap.
- 250" begin="" end="">You know what I mean?

155
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- 251" begin="" end="">- So you knew it. - 252"
begin="" end="">You were like, you know what?

156
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253" begin="" end="">I'm showing out...

157
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- 254" begin="" end="">The girls are -
255" begin="" end="">going nuts over here.

158
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256" begin="" end="">I mean...

159
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- 257" begin="" end="">- The horse looked good,
- 258" begin="" end="">my hair looked good.

160
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- 259" begin="" end="">It was the trifecta,
- 260" begin="" end="">you know what I mean?

161
00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,171
- 261" begin="" end="">- And did you get
- 262" begin="" end="">a lot of likes?

162
00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:02,139
263" begin="" end="">Was it worth it?

163
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- 264" begin="" end="">- Yeah, I mean,
- 265" begin="" end="">you even commented.

164
00:06:03,666 --> 00:06:05,374
266" begin="" end="">- I did!

165
00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:07,244
- 267" begin="" end="">- And you texted me
- 268" begin="" end="">and you DM'd me.

166
00:06:07,268 --> 00:06:08,847
- 269" begin="" end="">- And I texted him!
- 270" begin="" end="">Yes, I did!

167
00:06:08,871 --> 00:06:11,511
- 271" begin="" end="">- I love it.
- 272" begin="" end="">- I did.

168
00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:17,153
- 273" begin="" end="">Dolly, what do you wear
- 274" begin="" end="">to run a casual errand?

169
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275" begin="" end="">-
Well, I use high heels.

170
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276" begin="" end="">A casual errand to me

171
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277" begin="" end="">is
the same as sitting around.

172
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- 278" begin="" end="">And even when I'm old
- 279" begin="" end="">in my wheelchair,

173
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- 280" begin="" end="">I'm sure I'll be
- 281" begin="" end="">still like Mae West

174
00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,133
282" begin="" end="">in
my high-heeled shoes.

175
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- 283" begin="" end="">- You're known for donning
- 284" begin="" end="">various wigs

176
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285" begin="" end="">throughout
your career.

177
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- 286" begin="" end="">What is your ballpark estimate
- 287" begin="" end="">for how many you own?

178
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288" begin="" end="">-
Well, I wear one every day,

179
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- 289" begin="" end="">so I must have at least 365,
- 290" begin="" end="">but I don't count them.

180
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- 291" begin="" end="">- Do you have a cocktail
- 292" begin="" end="">of choice on a night out?

181
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293" begin="" end="">- Yeah, I don't...

182
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294" begin="" end="">I'm not a big drinker,

183
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295" begin="" end="">but I like a martini,

184
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- 296" begin="" end="">'cause I think it's fancy
- 297" begin="" end="">and, like, with an olive.

185
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- 298" begin="" end="">I think it's - 299"
begin="" end="">a pretty drink to have,

186
00:07:01,491 --> 00:07:04,203
- 300" begin="" end="">and it hits you real
hard, - 301" begin="" end="">real quick.

187
00:07:04,227 --> 00:07:07,172
- 302" begin="" end="">And then you can go on about
- 303" begin="" end="">the rest of the night.

188
00:07:07,196 --> 00:07:10,209
- 304" begin="" end="">And the olive kind of offsets
- 305" begin="" end="">everything else.

189
00:07:10,233 --> 00:07:12,711
- 306" begin="" end="">- What is the best thing
- 307" begin="" end="">that you bought

190
00:07:12,735 --> 00:07:15,976
- 308" begin="" end="">or invested in
- 309" begin="" end="">with money from your

191
00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:18,784
- 310" begin="" end="">"I Will Always Love
You" - 311" begin="" end="">royalties?

192
00:07:18,808 --> 00:07:21,186
- 312" begin="" end="">- Uh, well, - 313"
begin="" end="">that's a good question.

193
00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:22,903
314" begin="" end="">I bought my big

194
00:07:22,927 --> 00:07:24,620
315" begin="" end="">office complex

195
00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:27,323
316" begin="" end="">down in Nashville,

196
00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:31,196
- 317" begin="" end="">and so I thought, well, this is
- 318" begin="" end="">a wonderful place to be.

197
00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:34,133
- 319" begin="" end="">I bought a property
- 320" begin="" end="">down in what was

198
00:07:34,157 --> 00:07:36,098
321" begin="" end="">the
black area of town,

199
00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,934
- 322" begin="" end="">and it was mostly
- 323" begin="" end="">just black families

200
00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,238
- 324" begin="" end="">and people that
- 325" begin="" end="">lived around there,

201
00:07:39,262 --> 00:07:41,940
- 326" begin="" end="">and it was just off the beaten
- 327" begin="" end="">path from 16th avenue.

202
00:07:41,964 --> 00:07:44,474
- 328" begin="" end="">And I thought, well, -
329" begin="" end="">I am gonna buy this place.

203
00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:45,675
330" begin="" end="">It
was a whole strip mall,

204
00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:48,078
- 331" begin="" end="">and I thought this is -
332" begin="" end="">the perfect place for me to be

205
00:07:48,102 --> 00:07:49,879
333" begin="" end="">considering
it was Whitney,

206
00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,418
- 334" begin="" end="">and so I just thought,
- 335" begin="" end="">this is great.

207
00:07:52,442 --> 00:07:55,976
- 336" begin="" end="">I'm just gonna be down here
- 337" begin="" end="">with her people,

208
00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:56,753
338" begin="" end="">who
are my people as well.

209
00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,554
339" begin="" end="">And
so I just love the fact

210
00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:01,160
- 340" begin="" end="">that I spent that money
- 341" begin="" end="">on a complex,

211
00:08:01,184 --> 00:08:03,495
- 342" begin="" end="">and I think this is - 343"
begin="" end="">the house that Whitney built.

212
00:08:03,519 --> 00:08:06,978
- 344" begin="" end="">- That's great. I love it.
- 345" begin="" end="">Thank you, Dolly.

213
00:08:07,002 --> 00:08:10,935
346" begin="" end="">♪♪

214
00:08:10,959 --> 00:08:11,635
- 347" begin="" end="">You know, a girl -
348" begin="" end="">by the name of science

215
00:08:11,661 --> 00:08:14,406
- 349" begin="" end="">tell us that getting -
350" begin="" end="">vaccinated for COVID-19

216
00:08:14,430 --> 00:08:16,978
- 351" begin="" end="">is the safe and
- 352" begin="" end="">smart thing to do,

217
00:08:17,002 --> 00:08:18,976
- 353" begin="" end="">but an unfortunate
- 354" begin="" end="">side effect is

218
00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:19,276
- 355" begin="" end="">that it gave me
- 356" begin="" end="">the idea

219
00:08:19,302 --> 00:08:22,681
- 357" begin="" end="">for what might be -
358" begin="" end="">our stupidest game yet.

220
00:08:22,705 --> 00:08:24,975
359" begin="" end="">Which
is saying something.

221
00:08:24,999 --> 00:08:25,148
360" begin="" end="">It's time for...

222
00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,416
361" begin="" end="">"Who
Gon Vaccinate Me, Boo?"

223
00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,923
- 362" begin="" end="">I'm gonna show you both
- 363" begin="" end="">vaccinated celebrities.

224
00:08:30,947 --> 00:08:33,692
- 364" begin="" end="">Guess if they got
- 365" begin="" end="">Pfizer or Moderna.

225
00:08:33,716 --> 00:08:36,228
- 366" begin="" end="">I'm not kidding.
- 367" begin="" end="">That's the game.

226
00:08:36,252 --> 00:08:38,862
- 368" begin="" end="">Okay, Dolly Parton,
- 369" begin="" end="">what did she get?

227
00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,162
370" begin="" end="">- Pfizer.

228
00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,263
371" begin="" end="">- John?

229
00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:42,975
372" begin="" end="">- Pfizer.

230
00:08:42,999 --> 00:08:43,166
373" begin="" end="">-
Nope, she got Moderna.

231
00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,237
- 374" begin="" end="">She gave people
- 375" begin="" end="">Moderna, basically.

232
00:08:45,261 --> 00:08:47,471
- 376" begin="" end="">How about
- 377" begin="" end="">President Joe Biden?

233
00:08:47,495 --> 00:08:48,505
- 378" begin="" end="">- Pfizer.
- 379" begin="" end="">- Pfizer.

234
00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:49,373
380" begin="" end="">- Yes!

235
00:08:49,397 --> 00:08:51,075
381" begin="" end="">Okay, what about

236
00:08:51,099 --> 00:08:52,775
382" begin="" end="">Bette Midler?

237
00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:55,177
383" begin="" end="">-
She looks Moderna, right?

238
00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,079
384" begin="" end="">-
I'm gonna say Pfizer.

239
00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,680
385" begin="" end="">- She is Pfizer!

240
00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,585
- 386" begin="" end="">What about
- 387" begin="" end="">Billy Crystal?

241
00:08:59,609 --> 00:09:01,754
- 388" begin="" end="">- Billy Crystal,
- 389" begin="" end="">uh...

242
00:09:01,778 --> 00:09:03,975
390" begin="" end="">Moderna.

243
00:09:03,999 --> 00:09:04,394
- 391" begin="" end="">- John?
- 392" begin="" end="">- Moderna.

244
00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:05,288
393" begin="" end="">- Yes!

245
00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:07,690
394" begin="" end="">Sir Ian McKellen?

246
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,643
395" begin="" end="">- Uh...

247
00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:11,294
396" begin="" end="">Pfizer?

248
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:12,765
- 397" begin="" end="">- John?
- 398" begin="" end="">- Pfizer.

249
00:09:12,789 --> 00:09:14,700
- 399" begin="" end="">- Uh, yes,
- 400" begin="" end="">you're right!

250
00:09:14,724 --> 00:09:17,901
- 401" begin="" end="">Last up, what did
- 402" begin="" end="">Susan Lucci get?

251
00:09:17,927 --> 00:09:19,805
- 403" begin="" end="">- Moderna.
- 404" begin="" end="">- John?

252
00:09:19,829 --> 00:09:21,638
- 405" begin="" end="">- J&J...
- 406" begin="" end="">Moderna! Moderna!

253
00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:22,872
407" begin="" end="">- She got Moderna!

254
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:23,807
408" begin="" end="">Yes she did!

255
00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,110
- 409" begin="" end="">John Hickey
- 410" begin="" end="">wins the game!

256
00:09:25,134 --> 00:09:29,145
411" begin="" end="">♪♪

257
00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,031
412" begin="" end="">- Hi, you.

258
00:09:31,055 --> 00:09:32,915
413" begin="" end="">How have you been?

259
00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:35,454
- 414" begin="" end="">Crazy busy.
- 415" begin="" end="">So your vow renewal.

260
00:09:35,478 --> 00:09:38,588
- 416" begin="" end="">How did it go?
- 417" begin="" end="">It was amazing.

261
00:09:38,614 --> 00:09:42,125
- 418" begin="" end="">The drinks were phenomenal.
- 419" begin="" end="">Oh, thank you.

262
00:09:42,151 --> 00:09:43,877
420" begin="" end="">Our bartenders had

263
00:09:43,901 --> 00:09:45,628
421" begin="" end="">so much fuuuun.

264
00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:48,978
- 422" begin="" end="">I just wanted to let
- 423" begin="" end="">you know that yeah,

265
00:09:49,002 --> 00:09:51,704
- 424" begin="" end="">they got a little drunk -
425" begin="" end="">and it was kind of a mess.

266
00:09:51,728 --> 00:09:55,507
- 426" begin="" end="">Some of my husband's whiskey
- 427" begin="" end="">from Ireland was opened.

267
00:09:55,531 --> 00:09:57,540
428" begin="" end="">Top shelf tequila.

268
00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:59,759
429" begin="" end="">Well, our tequila

269
00:09:59,783 --> 00:10:01,975
430" begin="" end="">is top shelf, yeah.

270
00:10:01,999 --> 00:10:05,718
- 431" begin="" end="">Yeah, I mean, tequila, -
432" begin="" end="">you can't get in the states.

271
00:10:05,742 --> 00:10:08,952
- 433" begin="" end="">Maybe it's because you
- 434" begin="" end="">ran out of my tequilaaa.

272
00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:10,319
435" begin="" end="">You know what's funny?

273
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:13,089
436" begin="" end="">We ran out at 6:00.

274
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,462
- 437" begin="" end="">That's shocking to me,
- 438" begin="" end="">because literally

275
00:10:16,486 --> 00:10:18,362
439" begin="" end="">we sent enough tequila

276
00:10:18,386 --> 00:10:20,262
440" begin="" end="">for, like, 500 people.

277
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,697
441" begin="" end="">I
just want you to know

278
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:24,436
- 442" begin="" end="">I know you run, like,
- 443" begin="" end="">a tight ship.

279
00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:27,172
- 444" begin="" end="">You're amazing.
- 445" begin="" end="">It was beautiful.

280
00:10:27,196 --> 00:10:29,505
446" begin="" end="">I
really appreciated you.

281
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:32,976
- 447" begin="" end="">What Whitney does -
448" begin="" end="">with the gift I gave her

282
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:33,243
449" begin="" end="">is up to her.

283
00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,881
- 450" begin="" end="">If I gave you a Chanel necklace
- 451" begin="" end="">and you choke on it,

284
00:10:35,905 --> 00:10:37,664
452" begin="" end="">that's your problem,

285
00:10:37,688 --> 00:10:39,448
453" begin="" end="">not mine.

286
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,518
454" begin="" end="">- Yes! And scene!

287
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:43,587
- 455" begin="" end="">- Coming up...
- 456" begin="" end="">- I'm not

288
00:10:43,611 --> 00:10:44,720
457" begin="" end="">no last-minute bitch.

289
00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:47,923
458" begin="" end="">[laughter]

290
00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:50,999
459" begin="" end="">♪ brb be ♪

291
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:59,669
460" begin="" end="">♪♪

292
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,141
- 461" begin="" end="">- Anthony, since your mom
- 462" begin="" end="">Doris turned down

293
00:11:02,165 --> 00:11:04,176
- 463" begin="" end="">an invite from you -
464" begin="" end="">to go the White House

294
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,512
- 465" begin="" end="">with the Obamas -
466" begin="" end="">to play bingo instead,

295
00:11:06,536 --> 00:11:09,281
- 467" begin="" end="">do you wish you would have
- 468" begin="" end="">forced her to come along?

296
00:11:09,305 --> 00:11:12,351
- 469" begin="" end="">- No, I wish I would've
asked - 470" begin="" end="">my other mother.

297
00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:15,187
- 471" begin="" end="">[laughter] - 472"
begin="" end="">So Andy... so lookit, Andy...

298
00:11:15,211 --> 00:11:18,557
- 473" begin="" end="">- He shoulda asked me in time.
- 474" begin="" end="">[overlapping chatter]

299
00:11:18,581 --> 00:11:21,558
- 475" begin="" end="">I'm not no last-minute bitch.
- 476" begin="" end="">You don't call me out.

300
00:11:21,582 --> 00:11:23,125
477" begin="" end="">[laughter and cheers]

301
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,393
478" begin="" end="">Unh-unh-unh.

302
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,932
- 479" begin="" end="">An afterthought...
- 480" begin="" end="">an afterthought...

303
00:11:26,956 --> 00:11:28,975
481" begin="" end="">[overlapping chatter]

304
00:11:28,999 --> 00:11:30,135
- 482" begin="" end="">- It was not - 483"
begin="" end="">an afterthought, Mama.

305
00:11:30,159 --> 00:11:32,137
- 484" begin="" end="">- Yes, it is.
- 485" begin="" end="">- It wasn't!

306
00:11:32,161 --> 00:11:34,773
- 486" begin="" end="">- He gave me, uh...
- 487" begin="" end="">- How much notice?

307
00:11:34,797 --> 00:11:36,907
- 488" begin="" end="">- 40 hours!
- 489" begin="" end="">- 40 hours?

308
00:11:36,931 --> 00:11:38,277
- 490" begin="" end="">- No, a little bit long...
- 491" begin="" end="">- Like (BLEEP)

309
00:11:38,301 --> 00:11:40,411
492" begin="" end="">My friends ain't got

310
00:11:40,435 --> 00:11:42,545
493" begin="" end="">no money to be, uh,

311
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,550
- 494" begin="" end="">messing around with him. -
495" begin="" end="">- Your friends weren't invited!

312
00:11:44,574 --> 00:11:46,849
496" begin="" end="">- They paid me $300...

313
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,088
- 497" begin="" end="">each of my friends
- 498" begin="" end="">paid me $300.

314
00:11:49,112 --> 00:11:51,357
- 499" begin="" end="">We planned this trip.
- 500" begin="" end="">- Are you their pimp?

315
00:11:51,381 --> 00:11:53,090
- 501" begin="" end="">Are you a pimp?
- 502" begin="" end="">- Unh-unh!

316
00:11:53,114 --> 00:11:54,491
- 503" begin="" end="">- You were going on a trip?
- 504" begin="" end="">- When you poor,

317
00:11:54,515 --> 00:11:56,362
- 505" begin="" end="">you got to plan your money...
- 506" begin="" end="">- Mama, Mama, Mama...

318
00:11:56,386 --> 00:12:00,129
507" begin="" end="">♪♪

319
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,197
508" begin="" end="">- What was the first

320
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,136
- 509" begin="" end="">big purchase you made
- 510" begin="" end="">when you made it big?

321
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,975
511" begin="" end="">- Ah! That's easy.

322
00:12:06,999 --> 00:12:08,104
512" begin="" end="">Um, The Commodores...

323
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,405
513" begin="" end="">did something amazing.

324
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:12,678
- 514" begin="" end="">We decided that -
515" begin="" end="">we have the hit records,

325
00:12:12,702 --> 00:12:15,848
- 516" begin="" end="">what do we want to buy?
- 517" begin="" end="">So we decided to buy

326
00:12:15,872 --> 00:12:17,698
518" begin="" end="">six Mercedes.

327
00:12:17,722 --> 00:12:19,548
519" begin="" end="">- I love it.

328
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,553
- 520" begin="" end="">- And you have to know,
- 521" begin="" end="">I went down to

329
00:12:21,577 --> 00:12:24,690
- 522" begin="" end="">the Mercedes dealership
- 523" begin="" end="">in Montgomery, Alabama,

330
00:12:24,714 --> 00:12:26,291
- 524" begin="" end="">and the guy
- 525" begin="" end="">looked at me,

331
00:12:26,315 --> 00:12:28,133
526" begin="" end="">and no one gave me

332
00:12:28,157 --> 00:12:29,975
527" begin="" end="">any attention at all.

333
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:30,394
- 528" begin="" end="">Here I am with
afro... - 529" begin="" end="">- Yes.

334
00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:33,463
- 530" begin="" end="">- And bell bottoms. -
531" begin="" end="">No one was looking at me.

335
00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:35,200
- 532" begin="" end="">And finally, the guy came
- 533" begin="" end="">over to me and said,

336
00:12:35,224 --> 00:12:38,335
- 534" begin="" end="">"Son, uh, if you're not
- 535" begin="" end="">gonna buy anything,

337
00:12:38,359 --> 00:12:39,638
- 536" begin="" end="">"I'm gonna have to
- 537" begin="" end="">ask you to leave."

338
00:12:39,662 --> 00:12:41,738
- 538" begin="" end="">And I said, "Oh yes, - 539"
begin="" end="">I would like to buy something."

339
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:42,908
- 540" begin="" end="">He said, "What would
- 541" begin="" end="">you like to buy?"

340
00:12:42,932 --> 00:12:45,277
- 542" begin="" end="">I said, "I'd like
- 543" begin="" end="">to buy six Mercedes

341
00:12:45,301 --> 00:12:48,747
- 544" begin="" end="">"in the following colors."
- 545" begin="" end="">- Hell yes you did!

342
00:12:48,771 --> 00:12:52,481
546" begin="" end="">♪♪

343
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,584
- 547" begin="" end="">I hope these two
- 548" begin="" end="">studied their lines,

344
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,353
- 549" begin="" end="">because it's about to
be - 550" begin="" end="">curtain up

345
00:12:56,377 --> 00:12:58,287
551" begin="" end="">at
the "Clubhouse Playhouse."

346
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,426
- 552" begin="" end="">Folks, take your
places... - 553" begin="" end="">- Okay.

347
00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:02,394
- 554" begin="" end="">- on the green screen. -
555" begin="" end="">You're gonna both be reading

348
00:13:02,418 --> 00:13:04,193
556" begin="" end="">from
the exquisite text

349
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:07,975
557" begin="" end="">from
the fiery box scene

350
00:13:07,999 --> 00:13:10,976
- 558" begin="" end="">from "The Real Housewives
- 559" begin="" end="">of Potomac."

351
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,805
- 560" begin="" end="">Keke will play the Grande
Dame - 561" begin="" end="">Karen Huger,

352
00:13:12,829 --> 00:13:14,873
- 562" begin="" end="">and, Karamo,
- 563" begin="" end="">you'll be Gizelle.

353
00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:17,941
- 564" begin="" end="">Actors, you may
begin. - 565" begin="" end="">- Okay.

354
00:13:17,967 --> 00:13:20,846
- 566" begin="" end="">- Listen, we all know
- 567" begin="" end="">I can't stand Karen.

355
00:13:20,870 --> 00:13:23,547
- 568" begin="" end="">- The feeling is mutual.
- 569" begin="" end="">- Me and Karen

356
00:13:23,571 --> 00:13:25,214
570" begin="" end="">will
probably never be good,

357
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,386
- 571" begin="" end="">so I've decided - 572"
begin="" end="">that I'll just tell the truth.

358
00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,488
- 573" begin="" end="">Your whole truth.
- 574" begin="" end="">- Uh, Gizelle...

359
00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:32,522
- 575" begin="" end="">Gizelle, you don't want this.
- 576" begin="" end="">- Oh, your drunk truth?

360
00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:34,290
577" begin="" end="">Your,
um, cheatin' truth?

361
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,295
- 578" begin="" end="">- Oh, shut up.
- 579" begin="" end="">Just shut up!

362
00:13:36,319 --> 00:13:39,164
- 580" begin="" end="">- [scoffs] Listen, I will
- 581" begin="" end="">spread it out over time.

363
00:13:39,188 --> 00:13:41,898
- 582" begin="" end="">Don't worry. I'll tell it all
- 583" begin="" end="">tonight, Miss Thing.

364
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,566
584" begin="" end="">-
You-you are disgusting.

365
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,136
- 585" begin="" end="">You want to talk about your
- 586" begin="" end="">fiery box that's on fire?

366
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,940
- 587" begin="" end="">That's why you can't keep a man.
- 588" begin="" end="">Do you want to do that?

367
00:13:47,964 --> 00:13:50,376
- 589" begin="" end="">Do you want to do that? -
590" begin="" end="">- Ooh, what's a fiery box?

368
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,177
- 591" begin="" end="">- Tell everyone what's
- 592" begin="" end="">been goin' on

369
00:13:52,201 --> 00:13:54,444
- 593" begin="" end="">between those legs of yours.
- 594" begin="" end="">- Oh, you know what?

370
00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:55,746
- 595" begin="" end="">She's obsessed
- 596" begin="" end="">with my coochie,

371
00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:56,879
597" begin="" end="">because
we all know that

372
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:59,518
- 598" begin="" end="">that ding-dong at your house
- 599" begin="" end="">is broken, girl.

373
00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:01,618
- 600" begin="" end="">- Gizelle, what you
- 601" begin="" end="">will not do

374
00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:03,085
602" begin="" end="">is
disrespect my husband

375
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:05,391
- 603" begin="" end="">when your ding-dong is in
- 604" begin="" end="">everyone else's vagina.

376
00:14:05,415 --> 00:14:08,291
- 605" begin="" end="">- At least it works.
- 606" begin="" end="">At least it works.

377
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,461
- 607" begin="" end="">- Gizelle, you don't
- 608" begin="" end="">have a man.

378
00:14:09,485 --> 00:14:11,561
- 609" begin="" end="">You're a broken whore -
610" begin="" end="">from Hampton University,

379
00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:12,562
611" begin="" end="">and
everybody knows it!

380
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,133
- 612" begin="" end="">That's why we went
- 613" begin="" end="">to Sing Sing!

381
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,431
614" begin="" end="">- Ooh!

382
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,699
615" begin="" end="">- And, scene!

383
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,401
616" begin="" end="">[cheering
and applause]

384
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:22,975
617" begin="" end="">♪♪

385
00:14:22,999 --> 00:14:23,840
- 618" begin="" end="">Gregory B. texted us
- 619" begin="" end="">and wants to know

386
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,411
- 620" begin="" end="">your favorite memory
- 621" begin="" end="">from watching

387
00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:27,428
622" begin="" end="">"When Harry Met Sally"

388
00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:29,445
623" begin="" end="">with Princess Diana.

389
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,598
624" begin="" end="">-
Um, sitting next to her,

390
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,749
625" begin="" end="">uh, in, uh...

391
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,187
- 626" begin="" end="">in Lester Square,
- 627" begin="" end="">in a theater.

392
00:14:35,211 --> 00:14:37,204
628" begin="" end="">We had a command, uh,

393
00:14:37,228 --> 00:14:39,221
629" begin="" end="">performance, um...

394
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,090
630" begin="" end="">and...

395
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:44,229
- 631" begin="" end="">when the orgasm scene came
on... - 632" begin="" end="">- Yes?

396
00:14:44,253 --> 00:14:46,363
633" begin="" end="">-
Um, we were in the front row

397
00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:48,497
634" begin="" end="">in the balcony...

398
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,870
- 635" begin="" end="">and everybody I could see
- 636" begin="" end="">in the orchestra below us

399
00:14:51,894 --> 00:14:54,840
- 637" begin="" end="">turned their backs
- 638" begin="" end="">to the screen

400
00:14:54,864 --> 00:14:57,242
- 639" begin="" end="">to see how
- 640" begin="" end="">she was gonna react.

401
00:14:57,266 --> 00:15:00,412
- 641" begin="" end="">So there was hundreds of people
- 642" begin="" end="">just staring at us,

402
00:15:00,436 --> 00:15:02,848
- 643" begin="" end="">in the Royal box, and she's in
- 644" begin="" end="">this beautiful red gown,

403
00:15:02,872 --> 00:15:06,085
- 645" begin="" end="">and I'm in a tuxedo, -
646" begin="" end="">and Meg is on her other side,

404
00:15:06,109 --> 00:15:08,102
647" begin="" end="">and
she started laughing

405
00:15:08,126 --> 00:15:10,119
648" begin="" end="">so hard, and...

406
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,687
649" begin="" end="">she
sounded like this...

407
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:15,091
650" begin="" end="">[guffawing]

408
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,396
- 651" begin="" end="">She had one of those -
652" begin="" end="">kind of laughs, that...

409
00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:19,228
653" begin="" end="">[guffawing]

410
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,975
654" begin="" end="">that if it was a date,

411
00:15:21,999 --> 00:15:22,933
- 655" begin="" end="">I don't think
- 656" begin="" end="">I'd see her again,

412
00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:25,738
- 657" begin="" end="">just because the laugh,
- 658" begin="" end="">I-I couldn't...

413
00:15:25,762 --> 00:15:28,607
- 659" begin="" end="">but she was so wonderful,
- 660" begin="" end="">and loved the movie,

414
00:15:28,631 --> 00:15:30,876
- 661" begin="" end="">and-and it was -
662" begin="" end="">really a thrill to...

415
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:34,140
- 663" begin="" end="">to meet her. Yeah.
- 664" begin="" end="">- That's amazing.

416
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,486
- 665" begin="" end="">My parents are gonna go back -
666" begin="" end="">and forth reciting RHONY lines.

417
00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:43,422
- 667" begin="" end="">Eboni and Isaac, you two
- 668" begin="" end="">will guess the source.

418
00:15:43,446 --> 00:15:45,976
- 669" begin="" end="">Let's hear
- 670" begin="" end="">the first line.

419
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:46,622
671" begin="" end="">Mom,
what's the first line?

420
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:47,491
- 672" begin="" end="">- I...
- 673" begin="" end="">- No, it's...

421
00:15:47,515 --> 00:15:48,927
- 674" begin="" end="">- Oh, Dad, - 675"
begin="" end="">what's the first line?

422
00:15:48,951 --> 00:15:51,144
676" begin="" end="">-
"Ramona needs to keep

423
00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:53,362
677" begin="" end="">my
vagina out of her mouth."

424
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,332
- 678" begin="" end="">- Who said it?
- 679" begin="" end="">- Leah said it.

425
00:15:55,356 --> 00:15:56,435
- 680" begin="" end="">- Leah!
- 681" begin="" end="">- Leah.

426
00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:59,976
- 682" begin="" end="">- Well, Mom, you don't...
- 683" begin="" end="">- Miss Evelyn! What's...

427
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,106
- 684" begin="" end="">Miss Evelyn out here
- 685" begin="" end="">givin' away answers.

428
00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:02,806
- 686" begin="" end="">- Okay, yes, okay. -
687" begin="" end="">- Interesting, interesting.

429
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,309
- 688" begin="" end="">Just because
- 689" begin="" end="">you have a big horn

430
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:06,143
- 690" begin="" end="">doesn't mean - 691"
begin="" end="">you have to blow it, Okay?

431
00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:07,313
- 692" begin="" end="">- Yes.
- 693" begin="" end="">[laughing]

432
00:16:07,337 --> 00:16:09,715
- 694" begin="" end="">Okay, Mom, - 695"
begin="" end="">what's the next line?

433
00:16:09,739 --> 00:16:12,318
- 696" begin="" end="">- "Martinis are
- 697" begin="" end="">like breasts,

434
00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:15,319
- 698" begin="" end="">"two are great,
- 699" begin="" end="">three are too many."

435
00:16:15,343 --> 00:16:16,552
700" begin="" end="">- Sonja?

436
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,691
- 701" begin="" end="">Was it Sonja Morgan?
- 702" begin="" end="">- It was Dorinda,

437
00:16:18,715 --> 00:16:20,891
- 703" begin="" end="">actually.
- 704" begin="" end="">Okay, Dad?

438
00:16:20,915 --> 00:16:22,227
- 705" begin="" end="">- Ah, well out of sight,
- 706" begin="" end="">out of mind,

439
00:16:22,251 --> 00:16:24,496
- 707" begin="" end="">just sayin', Dorinda.
- 708" begin="" end="">- Oh, wow. Oh my...

440
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,976
- 709" begin="" end="">- There's one that I miss.
- 710" begin="" end="">- Isaac's got a lot...

441
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:27,164
- 711" begin="" end="">- Hot takes!
- 712" begin="" end="">- Oh, you miss her!

442
00:16:27,188 --> 00:16:28,365
- 713" begin="" end="">- And I love.
- 714" begin="" end="">- Oh, okay.

443
00:16:28,389 --> 00:16:29,900
- 715" begin="" end="">- I just didn't think,
- 716" begin="" end="">you know, out of sight,

444
00:16:29,924 --> 00:16:31,201
- 717" begin="" end="">out of mind. - 718"
begin="" end="">- Okay, I get it, I get it.

445
00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:32,502
- 719" begin="" end="">- Dorinda, call me.
- 720" begin="" end="">- Very good,

446
00:16:32,526 --> 00:16:34,136
721" begin="" end="">yes, okay. Dad?

447
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,742
- 722" begin="" end="">- "A squirrel came in
- 723" begin="" end="">my room last night,

448
00:16:36,766 --> 00:16:38,941
724" begin="" end="">"I
almost made out with him."

449
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,580
- 725" begin="" end="">- Sounds like Sonja Morgan.
- 726" begin="" end="">- That is Sonja Morgan.

450
00:16:41,604 --> 00:16:43,282
- 727" begin="" end="">- Mom's horn
- 728" begin="" end="">isn't working.

451
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,417
- 729" begin="" end="">- You know, it's funny, -
730" begin="" end="">when one of your parents says it

452
00:16:45,441 --> 00:16:47,976
- 731" begin="" end="">it always sounds
- 732" begin="" end="">like Sonja Morgan.

453
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,452
- 733" begin="" end="">[laughing]
- 734" begin="" end="">- I know the score.

454
00:16:48,478 --> 00:16:50,222
- 735" begin="" end="">- The delivery.
- 736" begin="" end="">- Mom, what's next?

455
00:16:50,246 --> 00:16:51,989
737" begin="" end="">- "Wow, Bethenny.

456
00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:53,756
738" begin="" end="">Wow-wow-wow-wow,

457
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,976
- 739" begin="" end="">"that's wow."
- 740" begin="" end="">- Who is that?

458
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,093
- 741" begin="" end="">Who is it?
- 742" begin="" end="">- That's Ramona.

459
00:16:56,117 --> 00:16:57,730
- 743" begin="" end="">- Yes, it's Ramona.
- 744" begin="" end="">Very good.

460
00:16:57,754 --> 00:16:59,976
- 745" begin="" end="">- Wow, really? Wow! -
746" begin="" end="">[cheering and applause]

461
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,100
- 747" begin="" end="">Wow, wow, wow. -
748" begin="" end="">- Dad's got a good one.

462
00:17:01,124 --> 00:17:04,901
- 749" begin="" end="">- I do. "A blowjob -
750" begin="" end="">is the window to the soul."

463
00:17:04,927 --> 00:17:07,976
- 751" begin="" end="">[honking] - 752"
begin="" end="">- It almost sounds like Sonja.

464
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:08,405
753" begin="" end="">Is that Sonja Morgan?

465
00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:09,775
- 754" begin="" end="">Oh no.
- 755" begin="" end="">- It is not.

466
00:17:09,799 --> 00:17:11,810
- 756" begin="" end="">It is Bethenny Frankel.
- 757" begin="" end="">- Oh, right, of course.

467
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:13,976
- 758" begin="" end="">- Yes.
- 759" begin="" end="">- Of course, god.

468
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,378
760" begin="" end="">- Okay, Mom?

469
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,684
- 761" begin="" end="">- "I don't have time
- 762" begin="" end="">to play snatch guard."

470
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:21,453
- 763" begin="" end="">[laughing] - 764"
begin="" end="">- Wait, if I had a horn...

471
00:17:21,477 --> 00:17:23,887
- 765" begin="" end="">could we have horns to
blow? - 766" begin="" end="">Snatch guard.

472
00:17:23,911 --> 00:17:25,157
- 767" begin="" end="">- Oh my god.
- 768" begin="" end="">- Who said that?

473
00:17:25,181 --> 00:17:27,393
- 769" begin="" end="">- Do you know who said that?
- 770" begin="" end="">Luann said that about Sonja!

474
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:29,976
- 771" begin="" end="">- Oh!
- 772" begin="" end="">- Oh, Luann!

475
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,497
- 773" begin="" end="">- Famously. Dad, -
774" begin="" end="">give us the last one.

476
00:17:31,521 --> 00:17:33,465
- 775" begin="" end="">Land the plane, man.
- 776" begin="" end="">[chuckling]

477
00:17:33,489 --> 00:17:36,769
- 777" begin="" end="">"I'll tell ya how I'm doing.
- 778" begin="" end="">Not well, bitch."

478
00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:39,976
- 779" begin="" end="">- That's Queen Dorinda.
- 780" begin="" end="">- That is Dorinda Medley.

479
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:40,771
- 781" begin="" end="">- Dorina, exactly. -
782" begin="" end="">- That's a classic line.

480
00:17:40,795 --> 00:17:42,355
783" begin="" end="">Thank you so much.

481
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,245
- 784" begin="" end="">Teresa, your drink - 785"
begin="" end="">is right in the shot, honey.

482
00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:51,281
- 786" begin="" end="">- Oh, it is? Oh!
Sorry! - 787" begin="" end="">- Yeah!

483
00:17:51,305 --> 00:17:52,515
788" begin="" end="">[laughing]

484
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,421
- 789" begin="" end="">- It's... okay, sorry.
- 790" begin="" end="">Okay. All right, sorry.

485
00:17:55,445 --> 00:17:58,255
- 791" begin="" end="">- Well now what
- 792" begin="" end="">am I lookin' at?

486
00:17:58,279 --> 00:17:59,456
- 793" begin="" end="">- Are we on the back
- 794" begin="" end="">of a couch?

487
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,589
795" begin="" end="">-
Teresa, what'd you do?

488
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,128
- 796" begin="" end="">Now I'm lookin'
- 797" begin="" end="">at your staircase.

489
00:18:03,152 --> 00:18:04,828
- 798" begin="" end="">[laughing]
- 799" begin="" end="">- I-I hit somethin'.

490
00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:06,265
- 800" begin="" end="">[laughing]
- 801" begin="" end="">- Oh my god.

491
00:18:06,289 --> 00:18:08,364
802" begin="" end="">-
How do you flip that?

492
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,602
- 803" begin="" end="">Wait, sorry.
- 804" begin="" end="">- Oh my god.

493
00:18:10,626 --> 00:18:12,288
805" begin="" end="">We gotta...

494
00:18:12,312 --> 00:18:13,975
806" begin="" end="">this is brilliant.

495
00:18:13,999 --> 00:18:14,805
- 807" begin="" end="">- I don't know how I did it.
- 808" begin="" end="">- Oh, there's Priscilla!

496
00:18:14,831 --> 00:18:17,443
- 809" begin="" end="">- There you go, okay.
- 810" begin="" end="">- Okay, there ya go.

497
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:20,212
- 811" begin="" end="">Oh-oh! Now it's
- 812" begin="" end="">back, Teresa.

498
00:18:20,236 --> 00:18:21,714
- 813" begin="" end="">[laughing] - 814"
begin="" end="">- Why is it doin' that?

499
00:18:21,738 --> 00:18:24,976
- 815" begin="" end="">Sorry.
- 816" begin="" end="">- Looks like a tire.

500
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:25,415
- 817" begin="" end="">- This is actually
- 818" begin="" end="">good television.

501
00:18:25,441 --> 00:18:28,153
- 819" begin="" end="">I'm-I'm down for this.
- 820" begin="" end="">- Oh my god.

502
00:18:28,177 --> 00:18:31,355
- 821" begin="" end="">- Teresa, get Priscilla to...
- 822" begin="" end="">there ya go! You're back!

503
00:18:31,379 --> 00:18:32,588
823" begin="" end="">- Coming up...

504
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,890
- 824" begin="" end="">- Oh, you were in
- 825" begin="" end="">Luann's cabaret!

505
00:18:33,914 --> 00:18:35,728
- 826" begin="" end="">- Should I really go there?
- 827" begin="" end="">- Yes, go there!

506
00:18:35,752 --> 00:18:38,975
- 828" begin="" end="">[cheering and applause]
- 829" begin="" end="">Yes! Rachel!

507
00:18:38,999 --> 00:18:46,999
830" begin="" end="">♪♪

508
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,773
831" begin="" end="">- Hey, Rachel!

509
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,544
- 832" begin="" end="">So since there was
- 833" begin="" end="">so much drama over

510
00:18:52,568 --> 00:18:55,714
- 834" begin="" end="">how much Luann - 835"
begin="" end="">paid Sonja for her cabaret,

511
00:18:55,738 --> 00:18:58,317
- 836" begin="" end="">did you get a solid paycheck
- 837" begin="" end="">from, uh, Luann,

512
00:18:58,341 --> 00:19:00,217
- 838" begin="" end="">when you did her cabaret?
- 839" begin="" end="">- Oh my god...

513
00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:01,654
- 840" begin="" end="">- Oh, you were in
- 841" begin="" end="">Luann's cabaret!

514
00:19:01,678 --> 00:19:03,351
842" begin="" end="">Well now let's talk!

515
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,390
- 843" begin="" end="">- Please don't bring up
- 844" begin="" end="">the cabaret. Please.

516
00:19:04,414 --> 00:19:06,255
845" begin="" end="">- Oh, Rachel!

517
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,260
- 846" begin="" end="">- I'd rather she talk
- 847" begin="" end="">about anything else

518
00:19:08,284 --> 00:19:11,461
- 848" begin="" end="">than the cabaret.
- 849" begin="" end="">- Really?!

519
00:19:11,487 --> 00:19:14,333
- 850" begin="" end="">- It was one of my -
851" begin="" end="">show business low points.

520
00:19:14,357 --> 00:19:16,602
- 852" begin="" end="">- Really?! - 853"
begin="" end="">- But not 'cause of Luann!

521
00:19:16,626 --> 00:19:18,170
- 854" begin="" end="">- Right.
- 855" begin="" end="">- Luann was great.

522
00:19:18,194 --> 00:19:19,738
- 856" begin="" end="">- Okay. - 857"
begin="" end="">- Everyone was great.

523
00:19:19,762 --> 00:19:21,976
- 858" begin="" end="">- Okay.
- 859" begin="" end="">- Should I really...

524
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,108
- 860" begin="" end="">should I really go there?
- 861" begin="" end="">- Yes, go there!

525
00:19:23,132 --> 00:19:26,209
- 862" begin="" end="">[cheering and applause]
- 863" begin="" end="">Yes, Rachel!!!

526
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,646
- 864" begin="" end="">- This is so not...
- 865" begin="" end="">- Rachel Jayne!

527
00:19:27,670 --> 00:19:30,582
- 866" begin="" end="">- This is so not even like...
- 867" begin="" end="">or anything, but...

528
00:19:30,606 --> 00:19:33,252
- 868" begin="" end="">So I don't really sing,
okay? - 869" begin="" end="">Big surprise.

529
00:19:33,276 --> 00:19:35,185
- 870" begin="" end="">But so then they were like, -
871" begin="" end="">"Why don't you sing something?"

530
00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:36,720
- 872" begin="" end="">I'm like, "Well, I don't
- 873" begin="" end="">really sing," like...

531
00:19:36,744 --> 00:19:38,588
- 874" begin="" end="">"Well, do you sing anything?"
- 875" begin="" end="">I was like, "Well, I...

532
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:39,892
- 876" begin="" end="">"you just sang
- 877" begin="" end="">'Suddenly Seymour'

533
00:19:39,916 --> 00:19:42,125
- 878" begin="" end="">"in-in karaoke the other
day." - 879" begin="" end="">- Other day!

534
00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:43,627
- 880" begin="" end="">- "And that really killed
it!" - 881" begin="" end="">[laughing]

535
00:19:43,651 --> 00:19:44,628
- 882" begin="" end="">So then, like,
- 883" begin="" end="">"Okay, sing that!"

536
00:19:44,654 --> 00:19:46,563
- 884" begin="" end="">So I thought I was gonna
- 885" begin="" end="">go on at the end,

537
00:19:46,587 --> 00:19:48,167
- 886" begin="" end="">like, where everyone
- 887" begin="" end="">would join in,

538
00:19:48,191 --> 00:19:50,102
- 888" begin="" end="">but they had me go up,
- 889" begin="" end="">like, first up.

539
00:19:50,126 --> 00:19:51,976
- 890" begin="" end="">- Oh.
- 891" begin="" end="">- And with all these

540
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,135
- 892" begin="" end="">Broadway people.
- 893" begin="" end="">- Oh...

541
00:19:52,161 --> 00:19:54,106
- 894" begin="" end="">- And, you know, you need -
895" begin="" end="">to be, like, a little more drunk

542
00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:56,141
- 896" begin="" end="">to get, like, the...
- 897" begin="" end="">the crowd going.

543
00:19:56,165 --> 00:19:58,644
- 898" begin="" end="">So I was just like...
- 899" begin="" end="">I had such flop sweat,

544
00:19:58,668 --> 00:20:00,975
900" begin="" end="">oh my god.

545
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:01,411
- 901" begin="" end="">- Did you get paid? -
902" begin="" end="">- Now I just confessed

546
00:20:01,437 --> 00:20:03,682
- 903" begin="" end="">to everybody.
- 904" begin="" end="">- Did you get paid?

547
00:20:03,706 --> 00:20:05,976
- 905" begin="" end="">- I don't think...
- 906" begin="" end="">- Did you get paid?

548
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,617
- 907" begin="" end="">- No, you don't...
- 908" begin="" end="">[laughing]

549
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,355
- 909" begin="" end="">I don't think you get paid
- 910" begin="" end="">to do the cabaret,

550
00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:11,288
- 911" begin="" end="">you're just there as a...
- 912" begin="" end="">- You pay to do cabarets.

551
00:20:11,312 --> 00:20:12,622
- 913" begin="" end="">- You're there...
- 914" begin="" end="">you're there to act

552
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,093
- 915" begin="" end="">of love for Luann. - 916"
begin="" end="">- Oh, you pay to do cabaret.

553
00:20:14,117 --> 00:20:17,096
- 917" begin="" end="">- But, by the way, then,
- 918" begin="" end="">I was walking uptown, um,

554
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,963
919" begin="" end="">months
later, and a voice

555
00:20:18,987 --> 00:20:20,830
920" begin="" end="">came
out of a... towncar.

556
00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:22,232
- 921" begin="" end="">"Rachel!"
- 922" begin="" end="">And I turned around.

557
00:20:22,256 --> 00:20:23,734
- 923" begin="" end="">There was Luann
- 924" begin="" end="">waving at me.

558
00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:24,801
- 925" begin="" end="">- Oh!
- 926" begin="" end="">[laughing]

559
00:20:24,825 --> 00:20:25,802
- 927" begin="" end="">- I was like,
- 928" begin="" end="">"Oh my god,

560
00:20:25,826 --> 00:20:27,337
- 929" begin="" end="">Luann recognizes me
- 930" begin="" end="">on the street.

561
00:20:27,361 --> 00:20:28,601
931" begin="" end="">[laughing]

562
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:33,910
- 932" begin="" end="">- Mayday, mayday!
- 933" begin="" end="">Jerry's been caught

563
00:20:33,936 --> 00:20:35,846
- 934" begin="" end="">in the undertow -
935" begin="" end="">of his new colleague,

564
00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:37,513
936" begin="" end="">Sheryl Underwood.

565
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,245
937" begin="" end="">Jerry, as improbable

566
00:20:39,269 --> 00:20:40,975
938" begin="" end="">as this seems,

567
00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:42,688
- 939" begin="" end="">the only way to save yourself
- 940" begin="" end="">from being caught in

568
00:20:42,712 --> 00:20:45,824
- 941" begin="" end="">the Underwood Undertow
- 942" begin="" end="">is to correctly answer

569
00:20:45,848 --> 00:20:48,961
- 943" begin="" end="">yachtie trivia. Delaney,
- 944" begin="" end="">you'll read off questions.

570
00:20:48,985 --> 00:20:50,929
- 945" begin="" end="">Jerry, if you can answer
- 946" begin="" end="">seven correctly

571
00:20:50,953 --> 00:20:53,766
- 947" begin="" end="">in 60 seconds,
- 948" begin="" end="">you'll go under!

572
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:56,135
- 949" begin="" end="">- What is the name of a nau...
- 950" begin="" end="">nautical measurement

573
00:20:56,159 --> 00:20:59,159
- 951" begin="" end="">used to gauge speed
- 952" begin="" end="">on a boat?

574
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:03,475
- 953" begin="" end="">- Uh... - 954" begin=""
end="">- Measurement, speed of a boat.

575
00:21:03,499 --> 00:21:05,844
- 955" begin="" end="">- A... a knot!
- 956" begin="" end="">- Yes, good!

576
00:21:05,868 --> 00:21:07,628
957" begin="" end="">- A knot, good.

577
00:21:07,652 --> 00:21:09,412
958" begin="" end="">Good work.

578
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:12,251
- 959" begin="" end="">Okay, how many stripes does
- 960" begin="" end="">Sandy have on her epaulets,

579
00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:14,113
961" begin="" end="">four or five, to show

580
00:21:14,137 --> 00:21:15,999
962" begin="" end="">that
she's the captain?

581
00:21:17,999 --> 00:21:18,555
963" begin="" end="">- Four.

582
00:21:18,579 --> 00:21:19,658
- 964" begin="" end="">- Oh, yay!
- 965" begin="" end="">You got it!

583
00:21:19,682 --> 00:21:22,425
966" begin="" end="">- Yup, correct.

584
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,594
- 967" begin="" end="">Okay, how many nautical
- 968" begin="" end="">miles away from shore

585
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:26,131
- 969" begin="" end="">are considered
- 970" begin="" end="">territorial waters,

586
00:21:26,155 --> 00:21:28,432
- 971" begin="" end="">25 miles
- 972" begin="" end="">or 12 miles?

587
00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:29,232
973" begin="" end="">- Oh my god,

588
00:21:29,256 --> 00:21:31,904
- 974" begin="" end="">the Underwood Undertow
- 975" begin="" end="">is coming!

589
00:21:31,928 --> 00:21:33,939
- 976" begin="" end="">Oh my...
- 977" begin="" end="">- 25 or 12?!

590
00:21:33,963 --> 00:21:36,405
978" begin="" end="">[buzzer]

591
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,999
979" begin="" end="">[coughing]

592
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,644
980" begin="" end="">[laughing]

593
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,315
- 981" begin="" end="">- Thank you,
- 982" begin="" end="">Jerry O'Connell!

594
00:21:43,339 --> 00:21:46,699
- 983" begin="" end="">I'm sorry about -
984" begin="" end="">the Underwood Undertow.