- They're Summer's - Dad and Mom,
And she'd prefer that
Tom Tom just be Tom.
- It's "Watch What Happens Live," - with Katie Maloney-Schwartz,
Brock Davies,
and Scheana Shay, now!
[cheering and applause]
♪ Andy Cohen's
got the 411 ♪
♪ King king of
midnight fun ♪
♪ Midnight MC AC ♪
- ♪ Late night - on Bravo TV ♪
- Hey, everybody, welcome to - "Watch What Happens Live."
- I'm your host, Andy Cohen, - in the Bravo Clubhouse
- Following an episode - of "Vanderpump Rules"
That marked... marked the start
of a new age for Ariana,
and the end of
the golden age of Tom Tom,
or 90% of it, anyway.
From "Vanderpump Rules,"
please welcome
Katie Maloney-Schwartz,
and Brock Davis
and Scheana Shay!
[cheering and applause]
- We wish that Schwartz - could be here, too,
- But he had a family emergency, - and he's with them tonight,
So we are sending
our love always to him.
- Drinking game alert! - My guests won't know it,
- But anytime you hear - anyone say this word,
If you're 21 or over,
in honor of tonight's
surprise event,
drink until you're
a shocking party.
Gotta tell ya, I do a little
Q&A with the audience
right before the show,
uh, every night.
We were just getting ready
to, uh, get going here,
when one of the audience members
raised his hand and said,
- "Hey, you have no bartender - tonight, could I bartend?"
I said "sure." I don't
even know his name.
Welcome random guy
from the audience!
- [cheering and applause] - Thank you!
- Thank you, Andy, - thank you.
- Hey, random guy. - Um, what's your name,
- Random guy? - Patrick Everly.
- Where do you live, Patrick? - Columbus, Ohio.
- Wow! Awesome!
- Yeah, yeah.
- How does it feel
on this side of things?
- Feels just like - on that side, feels great.
- Does it? Just like it? - Yeah.
- All right, okay.
Uh... are you
a "Vanderpump Rules" fan?
- I am, yeah. - All right,
- Well, let's talk about - tonight's episode.
Uh, well first of all,
uh, wanna talk about
- something that happened - that we found out about
At the reunion.
Guys, what was your reaction
to hearing that James
and Raquel had broken up?
Um, Katie?
- I... I was shocked,
honestly. I felt...
I was... got a little tear...
A little misty-eyed.
I did not see that coming.
- And you, Scheana and Brock?
- We were completely shocked.
I had no idea.
- I mean, yeah. - I'm new to the group, so,
- It was definitely a shock, - because that's what
- We saw them as, - as a couple, so...
- And we've been so close - with them, and, uh...
There was just, like,
no mention of
trouble in paradise.
- Right, um,
Katie, what was your reaction
to, uh, LVP tonight
saying that the Toms
may not be
ready to open?
- I mean... - [sighing]
I... I don't disagree,
because it's just been
a long time of,
you know...
It's not all their fault.
- Um, you know, there's been some - roadblocks and some obstacles
- That they didn't see coming, - but, you know,
She would know best.
- Katie, what... - How do you think
Schwartz handled his
breakup with Tom tonight?
[laughing]
- So melodramatic!
Like, teenage,
lovesick, you know,
- like, god! - Right!
[laughing]
Um, Brock and Scheana,
- what was your reaction - to them deciding to
Put a pause
on their bromance?
- I was surprised - by that as well!
I mean, they're so,
you know, inseparable,
but... I think they needed
to focus on themselves,
individually,
and, uh...
- You know, Brock enjoyed - the extra time he got
With Sandoval.
- I... you know,
so curious, your...
Your thoughts about
Sandoval's claims that
he's brought a lot of money
into Katie
and Schwartz's, uh,
house and relationship.
Scheana, what was
your reaction to that?
- Well, Tom and Tom
have the same manager,
- so I feel like their - mutual manager is the one
Who brings the money
into both of their houses.
Um, and Katie, I'm assuming
you agree with that?
- I mean, it's true,
but I just think
if it's too low...
It takes...
It takes two. Without...
Without Schwartz,
there would be
no Tom and Tom,
- so you can't... you... - Can't take credit
When there's people
in a duo.
- All right, well Katie
may find it hard to always
- stand behind Schwartz, - especially when she has to
Look at his LVP butt tattoo
from that angle,
so Katie, let's see
if you can Defend Your Man.
- I'm gonna read off - past Schwartz behaviors,
Try and justify them.
Um, can you defend
forgetting to mail in
your marriage
license twice?
- Uh, no. No. - How about pranking the boys
With butt steaks?
- Oh, yeah,
that is hilarious.
I say do it again.
- Not trading seats with you
so you can be
in first class?
- Oh, that is indefensible. - Yeah.
- You should always - trade seats with your wife.
- [laughing] - Tell you he doesn't like
The sound of
your voice?
- I think I have - a wonderful voice.
I should do, um,
readings for the call map.
- Gifting you
a ring on a string?
- Ugh, gosh,
that is indefensible.
- Getting "LVP"
tattooed on his butt?
- Idiot. - Idiotic.
- Pouring beer
on you in Mexico?
- Oh, that...
- [laughing] - Mortifying. Indefensible.
- No. - Tossing a drink
In Stassi's face
on her birthday?
- Oh, she needed it,
maybe. I don't know.
[laughing]
- How about the muumuus?
- I love the muumuu!
- Oh, okay.
- I-I... I say more muumuus. - How about Tom telling you
That you have
a very Karen haircut?
- I'm gonna shave
his head in his sleep.
- That Tom had Sandoval
assist him in getting
- his sperm sample - and not you?
- Um, you know...
- who cares. - All right,
- Thank you very much, Katie. - [cheering and applause]
Um, Scheana...
- Scheana, I wanna - turn to you.
Your current relationship
is Brock solid,
but the road to get here
wasn't always good as gold.
- So I wanna take - a step back with
Shay It Ain't So.
- I'm gonna ask questions, - pick your answers
From the heads of
your leading men,
past and present,
Shay, Rob, Adam, and Brock.
- Oh god.
- Who was the worst...
Who was the worst
kisser of this group?
- Um, Rob.
- Who was the least endowed?
- [indistinct]
- Oh, that's messed up to say,
but Adam.
- Uh, who did your mom
like the most?
- Rob. - Shoot, I mean, uh...
[chuckling]
she liked all of them.
She had a real liking
for Rob, but, um...
Yeah.
- Um, who do you picture
a future with the most?
- Obviously Brock. - Right.
Uh, who do you think
has the highest IQ
of that group?
- Probably...
- That'd be me. - Ooh.
Maybe Adam, honestly.
- How does that
sit with you, Brock?
- I-I'm not coming across as,
like... it's fine, it's fine.
- Okay.
Um, who was the most romantic
of this group?
- Brock.
- Okay.
Uh, which of your exes
do you stay in touch
with the most?
- Um, all of them - except Adam.
- Who liked your
enchiladas the most?
- Uh, ooh, Adam.
- All right,
thank you very much.
[cheers and applause]
- Brock and Scheana - must be so proud,
- Because their baby - Summer Moon
Has reached an important
developmental milestone,
getting over 119,000
Instagram followers.
So it's time for a round
of Over the Summer Moon.
- I'm gonna list various - celebrities and Bravolebrities.
Guess if they have more
or fewer followers
than your bundle
of influencer joy.
- Oh, my gosh, - look how cute she is!
- Ciara from "Summer House" - and "Winter House."
Does she have more followers
than Summer Moon?
- No.
- Uh, she doesn't.
- No, she has less. - [bell dings]
Um, how about Charli
from "Vanderpump Rules"?
- Nope, not even close.
- No!
- She's got about half - the amount, less.
How about
Randall Emmett?
- I mean, he's bought more - than Summer has.
- Whoa. - Ah.
He's bought more, yes!
I was gonna ask if he...
- If those were - legit followers.
Okay, Jesse Metcalfe?
- He has more, yes.
- Yes, he has - a million followers.
How about Mary M. Cosby?
- Um, ooh... - She's got more.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Okay, I'm gonna say no.
- She has less.
- Whoa, I'm bad at this! - [buzzer]
- How about Bershan Shaw
from "RHONY"?
- Take this away.
- Hmm, I'm gonna say more.
- She does have more.
Yes. Uh, how about...
- I'm crushing this game.
- New "Orange County"
Housewife Noella?
- I'm gonna say less
because she's new.
- Yes, you're...
You are correct.
And what about
Captain Sandy?
- She has more.
She has to have more.
- Yes, she does. Okay. - [bell dings]
- Yeah, I got all of 'em right!
- How about Lindsay Hubbard?
- She has more.
- Um, she has more.
Now, um, last up,
not to be shady,
but Eddie Cibrian?
Does he have
more than your child?
- I think he has less.
- He has just barely more.
[buzzer]
- Oh, wow. - Wow, she could overtake him.
- That's the only one - I got wrong.
- Okay. Coming up, - we have more with these three.
Here's who's coming up
on the show.
We're gonna be right back.
♪ Pump pump P-U-M-P ♪
♪ P to the U
to the M to the P ♪
- All right, welcome back to
"Watch What Happens Live."
- I am Andy Cohen - in the Bravo Clubhouse
With "Vanderpump Rules" trio
Katie Maloney-Schwartz,
Brock Davies,
and Scheana Shay.
- Behind the bar, - I mean, we've never done this,
12 1/2 years
on the show,
an audience member said,
"Can I be your bartender?"
Here he is,
Patrick from Ohio.
- Hey.
[cheers and applause]
- Um, all right,
drinking game reminder:
- anytime you hear - this word,
In honor of Brock's
online fitness platform,
drink until you
produce a stream.
- Let's take questions from - our virtual fans.
- Here are Alyssa and Stephanie - from New York
With a question for Katie.
- Hi, everyone! - We love you, Andy!
- Thank you.
- Katie, do you think
it's hypocritical that Sandoval
constantly inserts himself
when Ariana wanted to make
a cocktail book,
- but he takes such issue - with you wanting to help out
With Schwartz and Sandy's?
- Oh, interesting.
- Um, I know that the situation
is a little bit different,
because of the book,
the original book
never ended up happening,
so their cocktail book was
actually their book together.
- I understand what people - are saying about that.
Um, I do feel like Sandoval
was kind of inserting himself,
- being like, "well, - I'm the best bartender ever,
So I should be doing
a cocktail book."
Um, but you know...
[laughter]
- I wasn't trying to say I was - the greatest restaurateur ever,
- So I should be, you know, - part of your restaurant.
I just was excited
- and wanted to be a part - of something with my husband
And you know,
shoot me.
- There you go. Well, - we're not gonna shoot you.
Uh, let's go to Kim and Nora
from Austin
with a question
for Scheana.
- Hi, Andy!
- Now that everything
has come out
- with Lala - and Randall's split,
Has she reached out
to Brock to apologize?
And what is Brock and Lala's
relationship like today?
- She has. She has apologized
numerous times.
And, uh...
- That was a question for you.
- I mean, Brock is
a very forgiving person
like I am,
so I think they have
a good relationship.
- But, um... - It's a strained relationship.
- There are still issues - there for sure,
- And we didn't even get to - hash them all out
- At the reunion, - unfortunately.
- I felt like Brock
had his pedal to the metal
at the reunion
with Lala.
- I was-I was ready.
'Cause obviously,
you guys have all seen
her opening up
and talking about my past,
- so I definitely wanted to - address it as much as I could,
- And I definitely wanted - to answer more questions
- And kind of clarify - some things.
And then the drama
of it all
- was what happened - at the reunion,
And then, you know, I still
wanted to kind of have my say,
- but I also didn't - want to, you know,
- Kick a woman - while she's down.
- The poor girl's going through - something crazy right now...
- Okay, thank you,
virtual audience.
Uh, tonight Ariana showed off
a tremendous skill.
She took a major spill,
but didn't spill
a drop of her drink. Watch.
- Oh!
- Ooh, that was wild.
- So I wanna play - a round of...
I'm gonna play back wiepouts
that we've seen on Bravo.
You all rate them 1-10,
10 being the most epic.
Let's start with
Vicki Gunvalson
falling off the podium
and breaking her award.
[gasping]
- Ooh, there's a step there.
- Are you all right? - Yeah.
- I gotta tell you something,
- that one holds a close place - in my heart.
I'm gonna do 9.
Um...
Guys, you are 6.
And Brock is a 6 and you're a 7.
- Okay, very good. - Yeah.
- Let's revisit Luann's fall
off the steps in Mexico.
- Shake your booty,
shake your...
[overlapping chatter]
- Are you okay?
- [laughter] - You fell in the bushes?
- That's a... - That's a solid 8.
- She landed in the bushes.
- That's a 10 for me.
Bartender Patrick
gives it a 10.
- You've got a 9, an 8, - and an 8.
Okay, Luann's on top
of the leaderboard.
This is Sonya
falling off her chair
in the Berkshires.
I was so...
[laughter]
- Why do we love
a fall so much?
Oh, my god,
that was a good...
- I love it!
- Straight back,
I give it an 8.
Uh, a 4, a 4...
Wow, they're totally...
And an 8.
Boy, Brock and Scheana
are just, uh,
- totally in line - with each other.
- Keeping it local, - here's Kristen Doughty
Falling off her seat
in "Vanderpump Rules."
- Sit your ass... ing down - right now.
- Fine, fine, fine.
- Oh, god.
- Kristen... wow, here we go.
- Oh, my god.
- Okay. That one...
[overlapping chatter]
- yeah, it was slow. - It was a little too slow for me.
I give it a 5.
Katie gives it a 10.
7 from Brock
and 6 from Scheana.
Um, okay, very good.
And let's see
a Househusband moment.
Uh, during Danielle Staub's
wedding weekend,
- here's Joe Gorga stumbling - back into his hotel
After drinking with the guys.
This one was pretty fun.
Oh!
[laughter]
That is...
- (BLEEP)!
[cackling]
- I give it a 9.
I love that one.
- Me, too! - Um, I would like to be invited
- To the next boys trip with Joe. - And a 9 and a 9.
Wow, that one might do better
than Luann's fall.
I gotta tell ya.
Last but probably not least,
here's Vicki Gunvalson again
falling and twisting
her ankle in Florida.
- Ooh.
[yelps]
- Oh, my god.
- Right on her ass.
Oh, my god.
I give it an 8.
I love a Vicki fall.
I'm always, uh...
That's an 8 and a 3
and a 7.
Okay, very good, looks like
Joe Gorga won that one.
Wow, congratulations
to Joe Gorga.
Um, all right,
stick around.
- After the break, - more with these two
And Watch What Happens Five.
We'll be right back.
♪ AC in the NYC
NYC AC ♪
- All right, welcome back - to "Watch What Happens Live."
It's Andy here with Katie,
Brock, and Scheana.
[cheers and applause]
Behind the bar
it is Patrick.
Hey, Patrick.
- Hey, Andy!
- How you feeling back there? - It's going great.
- Good. Um, Scheana,
what did you think
of Sandoval tonight saying
- straight men aren't allowed - to raise their voices,
Only women
and gay men can?
- Look, I mean, - in this friend group,
If you have an issue whether
you're a man or a woman,
like, I mean, he just is
treating everyone equally.
I'll say that, you know?
- I think if he has an issue - with one of his girlfriends,
Then voice it.
- Katie... - I mean, they do it to him, so.
- Yeah. Katie, was...
Do you think
that Charli overreacted,
or did she have a right
to be mad at Scheana?
- I don't think she overreacted.
- I think her feelings - were valid.
I think she'd been... I think
she's a hardcore loyalist,
and she just wanted to see
the same thing from Scheana.
- Let's go back - to our virtual fans.
- Here's Lauren - from New York City
With a question for Katie.
- Just want to say - I'm a huge fan of you guys.
And my question is,
looking back now,
do you regret saying
that Sandoval
- likes to dress Schwartz up - like his doll
And calling
their bond creepy?
- No, not at all.
[laughter]
Like, zero regrets.
- Scheana and Brock, - with borders opening up,
Will you be visiting
Australia any time soon?
- Are they opening? - Well, right now...
- With the new variant. - New variant.
- But right now we're just trying - to see what the plan is.
So as soon as we are safe
to travel and come back...
- Without quarantine. - Yeah. There's a big one there.
- Like, we're traveling - with a child.
But, yes, as soon as we can.
I look forward to going home
- and spending some time - with the family
- And then working - on that relationship
And mending that up
after this season.
- Um, Katie, should you have
tabled the conversation
- with Ariana in tonight's episode - about the Toms
Considering
how drunk she was?
[chuckles]
- Probably, but you know, I...
I don't know what happened.
- I swear I sat down with her, - and I was, like, pretty with it.
And then I got very,
very drunk real quick.
- TabbyShabby1 said, - "Scheana, are you still friends
"with Raquel and Charli?
- "Why does it seem like - you dropped them
As soon as Katie and Lala
came back in the picture?"
- Definitely - didn't drop them.
I think I probably...
I talk to Raquel
- probably more than - any of the girls.
And I just did a dinner
with Charli after the reunion.
They're still very much
my friends.
- All right, it is time
for Watch What Happens Five.
The "Vanderpump" cruel...
The "Vanderpump" crew
- loves a surprise, - whether it comes in the form
Of a birthday blowout
or a ring on the string.
So tonight I am counting down
the top five surprises
- we've seen on Bravo. - It's a great list.
At #5 an epic
"Atlanta" surprise,
- and the reason why - we're still chanting,
"Kenya Moore hair care"
every time
we enter a room.
♪♪
- Kenya Moore hair care!
- Poor Marlo.
- Hi!
- Poor Marlo.
Uh, Sandoval loves
surprises, right,
so let's revisit #4,
Miami girl confronting Sandoval
on "Vanderpump Rules."
- Oh, is this that chick? - Yeah.
- Can I get a cosmo
when you get a chance?
- Sh...
- Can I just talk to you
for a second?
- Okay, uh, okay,
Jennifer Lawrence showed
the full actor's range
of emotions on this show
when she was surprised
in this #3 moment.
But since I make
dreams come true,
take a look over there.
[screaming]
- There is your Housewives - dinner party!
- Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
- That was amazing.
It was Luann
and Bethenny
- and a cardboard - Scott Disick,
Uh, behind the curtain,
and she was thrilled
about it.
Our #2 moment probably
made Vicki's son Michael
wish he had done
a semester at sea.
Boy, do I love this.
This is his big surprise
at college.
- Whoo-hoo,
where's the party?!
[cheering]
- Hi, Michael!
Mommy's here...
[laughter]
- And the #1 surprise
we've never...
Uh, we've ever aired
on Bravo
- elicited the most - frightened reaction of all.
Here's Jill Zarin
arriving at Scary Island.
- This is amazing.
- Surprise!
- You've got to be kidding. - You have to be F'ing kidding.
- I thought you'd be - happy to see me.
- I'm just a little, like,
kinda shocked.
- In the genre
of the Real Housewives,
is it actually horror?
Please debate this online.
- I want to thank Katie, - Brock, and Scheana
For being here.
- The word of the night - was "Lala."
We said it six times.
- If you've been playing - our drinking game, no driving.
- Thanks to my guests. - Thanks, Patrick.
- For more just go - on BravoTV.com.
[cheers and applause]
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