- He's got multiple businesses - on his plate,
And her feet have
an established going rate.
- It's "Watch What - Happens Live"
With Ariana Madix
and Tom Sandoval now.
[cheers and applause]
♪ Andy Cohen's
Got the 411 ♪
♪ King king
Of midnight fun ♪
♪ Midnight
MC AC ♪
♪ Late night
On Bravo TV ♪
- All right, welcome to - "Watch What Happens Live."
- I'm Andy Cohen - live in the Bravo Clubhouse
After a "Vanderpump Rules"
that will be dissected
on foot fetish forums
for decades to come.
- Please welcome my guests tonight - from "Vanderpump Rules."
It's Ariana Madix
and Tom Sandoval.
[cheers and applause]
Great to see you!
- And you're both looking - very festive tonight.
- Red and rust. - Yes.
- And tonight's - guest bartender
Stars in the best Randall Emmett
production since baby Ocean.
- From "Fortress," in theaters - December 17th,
Give it up for Eric West!
Hey, Eric!
Good to see you.
- Eric, what can you tell us - about Randall and...
And Lala's breakup?
- Why did you put me
on the spot?
- I know. I'm just trying - to mess with you.
- I tell nothing. - Drinking game alert...
My guests won't know it,
but any time you hear
anyone say this word,
- if you're 21 or over, - drink until you're puffier
Than Ariana's sleeves
at Raquel's tea party.
- I like that. - Hey, why don't you
Pick up your phones
and, uh, get onto WWHL.tv?
- 'Cause we have - a lot of polls tonight,
And we want
your answers.
- Number one question - for you guys tonight is,
Were you surprised
about, uh,
when you heard about James
and Raquel's engagement?
- Yes, absolutely floored.
- We-we all heard for the first
time at the reunion.
- Mm-hmm. - Yes, I...
- We were just at Disneyland - with them,
Like, two days before that,
- and I never would have thought - anything was amiss,
- So it was very shocking. - Never.
- It was probably the most - surprising moment
- That we've had - on "Vanderpump Rules,"
- Like, in years. - Right.
- And do you think - it's for good?
- Or do you think - they'll get back together?
- Well, when I saw her - Instagram stories
- Of her moving out - and stuff with her dad,
- I was like, - "This feels very real."
- Right. Um, Jennifer K. wants
to know how you would feel
if Schwartz treated Ariana
the same way you treat Katie.
[laughing]
- I think depending upon - the circumstances...
- I mean, I don't know. - I don't know.
That's a tough question.
- I don't think he has
- an answer for that. - I don't have an answer.
- Yeah, it sounds like it. - Um, wow.
Well, there was
a lot happening
with Scheana
and Charlie tonight,
and that's gonna take us
- to our first poll question - of the night.
Go to WWHL.tv.
Tell us, do you think Scheana
is a dictator in friendships?
That was the accusation.
- You're a ride-or-die - for Scheana,
- So you're gonna say - no on this.
- Yeah, well, I've just never - personally experienced that
- With her so... - Or maybe if she's tried it,
I've just blown it off.
- The audience is...
- It's a landslide. - They say yes.
- [laughing] - Okay.
- Okay, uh, PalazzoNancy said, - "Ariana, how would you describe
"your relationship with Katie?
- "Do you feel stuck in the middle - when they're fighting,
"or are you always
on Tom's side?"
- Uh, that's, like, - three questions.
Uh, my relationship
with Katie is great.
I-I love her dearly.
Um, we obviously have differing
opinions on a lot of things.
Um, the second one was...
- Do you feel stuck - in the middle?
- I definitely feel stuck - in the middle a lot of times.
- Are you always - on Tom's side?
- And I am definitely - not always on Tom's side.
- Oh, wow. Okay.
Here is another poll question.
Uh, WWHL.tv.
- Is James being unreasonable - for wanting to get paid
To go to Brock's
Homebody launch?
Yes or no?
You say...
- I say yes. - Sandoval says...
- I say yes,
considering, you know,
it's a brand-new company.
- If it was, like, Nike - or whatever, I would understand.
- Well, his comments about - posting on Instagram...
I mean, whenever James, like,
puts out a new beat
or a new fart
or a new track,
- all of us post for him - relentlessly,
- Because we want - to support him.
- There you go. For free. - For free.
- Okay, you guys
are saying yes, 75%.
Uh, Tom, Gerald T.
Wants to know
why you feel
your ideas
- are the only ones - worth implementing.
- Uh, that's not how I feel.
- Okay. It comes off that way.
- And that's not... - That's not the case.
- Um, okay, tonight, - Katie was dismayed
To find another woman's name
tattooed on Schwartz's ass.
- But if I asked Sandoval to say - a few words about Katie,
- I'm hoping he can do it without - leaving a permanent mark.
Uh, okay, Tom,
well, it's...
All right.
Um, I-I have questions
for you about Katie.
In what ways would
Schwartz & Sandy's benefit
- by having Katie - as an employee?
- I think if Katie could - come in very relaxed and chill,
I-I-I'm always in for,
like, that out...
Like, you know,
out of perspective,
- you know, inside - looking in.
I-I-I feel, you know, Katie
has some really cool moments,
like, in her creativeness.
You know, I-I-I've
been there for that.
- Okay.
- Creativity.
- Um, in what way is Katie - correct in her thinking
That the name Schwartz & Sandy's
just doesn't work?
- Uh, well, she just...
[sighing]
- I mean, I just don't - think she is correct.
- Okay, in what way is Katie - more knowledgeable
About the food service
industry than you?
- I mean, I've never worked
in Park City, Utah,
- so I don't know - what it's like there.
- Oh, boy.
- Why is Schwartz not only lucky - to have Katie as a wife
But as a partner in life?
- Um, you know, I think that
they complement each other well.
- You know, she does have - a strong personality,
But she, like myself,
- gets Schwartz to really go after - things and follow through.
- How would you
describe Katie's style?
- Um, I would say it's...
It's some what eclective...
Eclectic. Sorry.
And, uh, yeah.
I mean, she, you know,
it's cool. I dig it.
- All right.
Thank you very much.
[cheers and applause]
That was, uh,
- that was some - positive items.
Get back on WWHL.tv
for our next poll.
Do you think Sandoval is being
too hard on Katie? Yes or no?
- Where do you think this - is gonna go? This poll?
- Well, I know where - it's gonna go.
- Yes, I do, too.
- I just want to go and see - if it goes in the 90s.
And it went in the 90s.
- Yeah, all right!
- All right. Very good.
- Uh, Tom Schwartz stayed in his - ice bath as long as he could
- In the hopes that it - would help his sperm count,
- But if Ariana sides with Katie - over Sandoval
- At any point tonight, - the air in here
- Might get cold enough - to give us all shrinkage.
Let's put that theory
to the test
with "Peeping Tom or Katie?"
Ariana, pick your ques...
Answers to my questions.
Between your life partner
and your fellow first lady
of TomTom.
- Who do you think - makes the better cocktail?
- Oh, Tom. - Uh, who do you think
Has the better
business acumen?
- Um, Tom.
- Yeah!
- Who do you think is more loyal - to their friends?
- Ooh, maybe Katie.
- Yay!
- Uh, who do you think - complains to the...
About the other the most?
Katie about Sandoval
or Sandoval about Katie?
- Oh, that's tough.
- 'Cause I live with him, - so I hear from him more.
- Okay, who has
the better fashion sense?
- Oh, I gotta say Tom.
- I can't not say Tom. - Thank you.
- Who's let fame from the show - go to their head more?
- Oh, neither one of them.
- Uh, who do you think
Lisa Vanderpump likes more?
- Ooh. Tom. - Yeah!
- Uh, who's better at
controlling their temper?
- Maybe Katie.
- What?
- Yay!
- Thank you very much.
- Oh, my God. Really?
That's okay.
- Um, after feeling attacked
at two out of two
tea parties this season,
Scheana concluded that maybe
she just doesn't like tea.
- So, Scheana, - if you're watching,
- You might wanna put - your TV on mute,
- 'cause these two - are about to spill it all
In a round
of Truth or Drink!
You know the drill.
The monitor will reveal
shady questions
for one or both of you.
You may either
answer the question
- or silently sip - your cocktail.
- Let's see the first question. - Cocktail at the ready.
- Spin it around, guys.
- Ariana: - what will last longer,
- The establishment - of TomTom
- Or Scheana and Brock's - relationship?
- Oh, my god, Scheana and Brock. - Scheana and Brock.
- Okay, spin it around.
- I'm scared. - What are three things
You miss about hanging out
with Jax, Tom?
- Uh, he's really,
really fun.
Um, a lot of, um...
A lot of energy
and, you know,
the stupidity of it all.
- Spin it around.
[laughter]
- I meant that - in a good way.
- Okay. - I mean, you know.
- Ariana,
on a scale of 1-10,
how present of a friend
is Scheana?
- To me? Nine.
- Okay, spin it around.
- I think I get
different rules, maybe.
- Tom, what are three things - you miss most
About your ex Kristen?
- She really knows - how to split up a check.
Um...
[laughter]
And you know, she's...
- She does love and care - about her friends.
And you know, when she does...
- You can just drink.
- Yeah, I'll just drink. - Okay.
- [laughter] - Spin it around!
- Which breakup were you - less surprised by,
Lala and Randall
or James and Raquel?
- Lala and Randall.
- Ooh, wow.
- Well, I mean... come on.
- Eric's producer.
- "Leave me out of it," - he says.
Okay, spin it around.
Ariana, in what way
was Kristen a better girlfriend
to Tom than you?
That's a great question.
- Um, I think she was
a lot more eager to please.
- Right, yes. - Like, making di...
Making breakfast
and things like that.
- Like, I don't need - to (BLEEP) with that.
- Okay, we're on live TV.
- I don't her - ever making breakfast.
- Oh, I apologize.
- Okay, spin it around.
[laughing]
Where's the craziest place
you've ever done the deed?
- Uh, campground.
- Uh, in an airplane bathroom. - You know this.
- Like, where people worked. - Do I know...
Oh, was it with me?
- No... yeah, yeah, yeah. - Remember, Andy?
- Oh, that night you blew me - in the airplane?
- No, what... well... - [laughter]
- We're on - live television, Andy.
- I'm sorry. Um, no...
- You asked me this...
- You asked me this question - on the air.
- Oh, okay, sorry. - I somehow forgot the answer.
My apologies.
Okay.
- Okay, spin it around. - Let's do one more.
- We're off the rails - very early on.
- I know. I like it.
I'm actually enjoying it.
Tom, who are you more
sexually attracted to,
Tom or Katie?
[sighs]
- Katie.
- Oh!
- All right, - thanks for playing!
- Coming up, - more with these guys.
- Here's who we have - coming up this week.
Don't go anywhere.
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♪♪
[cheers and applause]
- All right, welcome back - to "Watch What Happens Live."
I'm your pal Andy
live in the Bravo Clubhouse
- here with Ariana - and Sandoval.
[cheers and applause]
- And his friend Randall - might love pickleball,
- But tonight's bartender - could hook you up
With a pickleback shot!
- From "Fortress," in theaters - on December 17th,
- It's Eric West. - Hey, Eric West.
[cheers and applause]
Eric's not afraid
of a plunging V.
- I'm not. All for you, Andy. - Yeah, good!
- Nor should you be, - by the way.
- It's just, I mean, I have to. - Yes, good.
- Drinking game reminder: - anytime you hear this word,
In honor of Schwartz getting
another butt tattoo,
drink until you're
feeling cheeky.
- What was your reaction when you - heard about that butt tattoo?
- I think that
Schwartz low-key
wanted that,
like, wanted LVP
tattooed on his ass.
- Yeah. - He had talked about it,
Like, years prior.
- Right.
- By the way, - congratulations.
- You have your - new whiskey out,
- And you have your cocktail - drink kit subscription.
- [cheering and applause] - Yes!
DFH Cocktails
does ship to Canada now.
- Wow, very good. - So new, exciting developments.
- Yes! - We have, uh...
We have some deals
coming up with, uh,
tomsgoodlovin.com.
- We'll probably do, like, - for the holidays
- Buy one, get one... - The other half off.
- Good. You'll probably do that,
or you are doing that?
- We are doing that.
- All right, all right.
- Let's go to our - virtual audience.
Here's Megan and Todd
from Alabama
- with a question for Ariana. - Hi!
- Hey, guys.
- So, Ariana, - do you agree with Scheana
That Lala has ruined
every single friendship
she has on the show?
And where do you stand with her?
- Um, I don't disagree
with Scheana on that.
- I feel like - Lala likes to pretend
Like she makes the rules
for everybody, you know?
Um, and she even
in this episode tonight
- was, like, - "Do I look like someone
- "who has puffy sleeves - on her tutu?"
- Like, you're not better - than everybody else.
- You know, like, I thought - that was so rude.
- And it's like, - just when you think
- You're getting - close to her
- She'll say something - like that
Or she'll give you
that, like, you know,
- stick her lips out at you, - tough face.
Um, she and I go
all over the place,
- so I don't wanna say, like, - exactly where we are now,
- Because it might - change tomorrow.
- Are you talking about Scheana? - I'm talking about Lala.
- Oh, okay, - I was gonna say, wow.
- You said "she," - which sounded like "Scheana."
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. - Yeah.
- Okay, Dan and Jen
from Buffalo
have a question
for Tom.
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, guys!
- Lots of Buffalo plaid. - I know.
I like the Buffalo plaid.
- It looks cozy over there.
- I know. - He's a Buffalo lumberjack.
[laughter]
- Easy there, Andy. - I know.
- Sandoval,
what were the rumors
- that you heard about Randall - over the years
- That you never - brought up?
Uh, I mean,
it's not worth saying,
because, you know,
I don't know
how credible
the sources were.
But in that moment
in time,
I was just more using that
as an example.
Like, if I've heard rumors,
you know, like,
- that's what - I was saying.
Like, I wouldn't bring them up
and just start mentioning them.
- Also out of respect, - because Lala had all these rules
About what we can
and can't bring up,
- and that's what - obviously annoyed me
- About her bringing up - Brock's past.
- Spoiler alert: you did say - at the reunion
- That you had heard a lot - of rumors about Randall.
- I had heard a couple.
- Yes, okay.
Thanks, virtual audience.
[cheers and applause]
- Yeah.
- Um, okay.
- What did you think - of the reunion?
- Oh, it was intense. - It was.
I mean, Lala... it was
fascinating hearing from Lala.
- Hearing where she is - in her life right now.
- It wasn't what I expected - going into it.
- It really was not. - It was a lot of new info.
When Raquel needed some quick
cash for a no jaw...
Nose job redo,
the Vanderpump girls raised
the money the old-fashioned way,
- by selling pictures - of their feet
- To members of the show's most - loyal fan base...
Foot fetishists.
- So I'm dying to know which other - famous feet my guests think
Could walk their owners
all the way to the bank.
Let's find out with
"Rate! Those! Feet!"
I love this!
- I'm gonna show you both - some cropped feet.
- We will rate them from 1 to 10 - with these scorecards,
10 being the best.
After all the ratings are in,
we will reveal the owner
of each set of soles.
Okay, let's play!
- Ha ha!
- Let's rate these feet.
- Ooh.
- Um...
- It's the first one. - I would say...
- I'm thinking - a little gnarly.
- The toes are nice, - but there's no arch, really.
- Are they?
- I gave it a 7.
- Yeah, I gave it a 7, too. - I gave it a 6.
- Oh. - Okay.
- I thought you guys - were being haters.
- Those feet belong to
Pretty Woman Julia Roberts!
- Yeah, nice. - Wow.
- Oh, my God. I'm not gonna feud - with Julia Roberts now.
- I love her. - Okay.
Uh, let's rate these feet.
- Oh.
[laughter]
- Well, it's like a weird...
I don't know.
- They might be mine.
Those are mine.
- I give it a 4.
- I gave it a 4, too, actually. - Five.
- Okay, those feet belong
to the Queen of Pop, Madonna!
- Woo!
- Okay, let's rate these feet.
- It's all about the pose, - you know?
- Oh.
- You know what?
- Oh, no. - I don't know.
- They're a little duck-like, - but I'm gonna give them an 8.
- It's the... it's, like... - What's that on the out...
It's the bunion for me.
- Okay, it's the bunion for her.
A 3 and a 4.
They belong to Goldie Hawn!
- Oh, I love her! This sucks! - Oh, my God, I do, too.
- Oh, I love Goldie Hawn. - Wow, this game is rough.
Okay, let's, uh,
let's rate these feet.
Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
- Okay, these are - a little better.
- Okay, those are cute. - I'm gonna go... they're cute.
- Wow, this is a little... - What do you guys think?
- God, Andy, this is...
We're gonna ruin my life.
- Your life? I'm never - gonna be able
- To book anyone - on this show again.
A 7! Okay.
Those belong to Lizzo!
- Oh, I love her!
- Oh, my God. Woo! - I love her so much.
- Okay, let's rate
these feet.
- Oh, my God, Andy.
- Wow. Oh, my.
- This is so...
What is happening?
- Those do look
like duck feet.
- What is happening
with those feet?
- I don't know. Yeah. - I'm gonna give 'em a 5 also.
- Okay, I'm gonna go 4.
- Hey, now, it's
Matthew McConaughey.
- Man. All right,
all right, all right.
- Let's rate these feet.
Oh, my God.
- I can't believe we're doing this - on live television.
- Oh, my God.
Those are kinda cute.
Little tattoo.
I like it.
- Is that Brittany Cartwright? - Oh, my gosh.
- I give it a 6.
- I think those are cute feet.
- I'm giving it an 8. - Okay.
Those belong to...
Britney Spears!
[cheering]
Wow, she's on the leader board.
She's number one.
Okay, let's rate these feet.
- Oh.
- Those are kinda cute.
- Are those Scheana Shay's?
- Those are dirty toes.
- Are those Brittany's? - I-I don't know.
- I like those. - Those are dirty toes.
- Those are cute. - Cute arch.
- I... Sorry, but those
toes are filthy.
- But it's about the feet.
- I know, but I can't
separate it.
- Andy, I think you know - something we don't know.
- I can't separate.
Those belong
to Scheana Shay!
- I knew those were Scheana's! - I knew they were Scheana's!
- Okay, Britney Spears
wins the game.
Thanks for playing.
You both win these gorgeous
"Mazel" ugly holiday sweaters
available at shopbybravo.com.
We'll be right back!
[cheers and applause]
♪ Watch What
Happens Live ♪
♪ Watch What Happens Live ♪
- All right, we are back. - Welcome back.
It is Andy here
with Ariana,
Tom, and Eric...
[cheers and applause]
at the bar.
Um, Ariana, Quinn D. said,
"Do you feel like Scheana
- "actually didn't have - Charli's back
"with that slimy dude
at the pool party,
- "or is Charli - just overreacting?
- Um, I think - it's tough to say.
- I think that it's - a little bit of...
- It was hard to tell - from the video tape.
- Yeah, and I-I-I was really
holding off judgment
until I saw the video tape,
- and even then, - I was like,
I feel like because
it was on this side,
- and Scheana was on this side, - it was a...
- Just a big... - It was a mess.
- I love it that we keep... - I love that you guys
Keep saying "video tape."
- I was just saying
the same thing!
- I was saying - the same thing.
- The VCR. We put it in the VCR - and we rewound it.
- We had it on the VCR, yeah. - Yeah, we rewound it. Um...
- Gotta clean - the heads, though.
- Tom, Sara from Dallas said, - "It seems like you only wanted
"the-the name Schwartz & Sandy's
'cause Katie didn't like it.
"Now that the viewers
and the rest of the cast agree
"that the name sounds cheap
and off-brand,
- "are you still so determined - to use it?"
I have to say, now...
The-the name now has...
It-it's now an IP,
- because we've been talking about - it for so damn long, right?
- Yeah, and it's like what - I told you on the reunion.
- Yes, you did. - You know, like,
- It's basically, - like, you know,
You-you have TomTom.
You know, you have
TomTom coffee.
You have TomTom maps.
You have TOMS shoes,
Tom's toothpaste,
but you know
who doesn't call Tom that...
- Who doesn't mention Tom often - is our friends
When they refer to us.
They refer to me
as Sandoval, or...
- And they refer to Schwartz - as Schwartz,
- So I want people - to feel
- Like they're coming over - to our house,
- And that they know us, - you know?
- Like, nobody calls - Schwartz and I Tom, really.
Right?
- All right, Tom.
Uh, it is time
for my Mazel of the Day.
It goes to this moment
- from "Live in Front of a Studio - Audience" tonight.
Here's Lisa Welchel
singing "The Facts of Life"
theme song
with cameos from fellow OGs
Mindy Cohn
and our own Kim Fields.
By the way, the greatest
theme song ever.
So good.
The reviews are in,
and the critics are saying...
- Well, all right,
Kim Fields.
- Uh, tonight's Jackhole
goes to the news that Tesla
added a feature
where drivers
can play video games
while the car
is moving.
- The prize - for winning the game
Is not wrapping your car
around a tree.
- I would say the only - thing more dangerous
Would be if you also added
road head to the equation.
But I don't think anyone
- who needs to play video games - while driving
Can land a sexual partner.
[laughter]
- Right? - Yeah.
- That reminds me of, uh, - of, uh, "Parenthood."
Remember "Parenthood"
- when she gives - Steve Martin a blow job
- And he wrecks the car? - Okay, the show's over.
- Yes, of course.
Yes, of course. Yeah.
- I'm like, you're gonna cut to - the credits real freaking...
- We actually have - a little time to kill.
- Oh! - Yeah, we have 20...
- That never happens. - I started too early.
Yeah. Yeah, sorry.
Um, by the way,
this Mugen that I'm drinking
tonight really hit me.
I'm sorry, uh, it got me
a little bit.
I want to thank Arianta...
Ariana and Tom
for being here, and Eric.
- The word of the night - was "feet."
We said it 12 times.
If you've been playing our
drinking game, no driving.
We're going to Twitter Live
for our After Show right now.
[cheers and applause]
♪♪