1 00:00:12,778 --> 00:00:13,545 - Their comedy's 2 00:00:12,778 --> 00:00:13,545 always a slam dunk, 3 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:17,617 and now they're playing 4 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:17,617 the sisters Clüsterfünke, 5 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:19,551 it's "Watch What Happens Live," 6 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:19,551 with Ana Gasteyer 7 00:00:19,551 --> 00:00:21,487 and Rachel Dratch, now. 8 00:00:21,487 --> 00:00:23,356 [cheering and applause] 9 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,759 * Andy Cohen's 10 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,759 Got the 411 * 11 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:28,940 * King king 12 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:28,940 Of midnight fun * 13 00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:30,496 * Midnight 14 00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:30,496 MC AC * 15 00:00:30,496 --> 00:00:32,598 * Late night 16 00:00:30,496 --> 00:00:32,598 on Bravo TV * 17 00:00:32,598 --> 00:00:34,701 Hey everybody. Welcome to 18 00:00:32,598 --> 00:00:34,701 "Watch What Happens Live." 19 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,735 I am your host Andy Cohen 20 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,735 in the Bravo Clubhouse, 21 00:00:36,735 --> 00:00:39,238 with one guest who famously 22 00:00:36,735 --> 00:00:39,238 played a music teacher, 23 00:00:39,238 --> 00:00:41,975 and another whose 24 00:00:39,238 --> 00:00:41,975 favorite music is this. 25 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,978 [sad trombone sound] 26 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:47,579 As two of SNL's most 27 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:47,579 iconic leading ladies, 28 00:00:47,579 --> 00:00:49,249 my guests tonight are 29 00:00:47,579 --> 00:00:49,249 the reason Jill laughed 30 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:52,484 until it hurt in the late 90s 31 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:52,484 and early 2000s. 32 00:00:52,484 --> 00:00:54,920 Their new movie, 33 00:00:52,484 --> 00:00:54,920 "A Clusterfunke Christmas," 34 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:56,756 is sure to give you 35 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:56,756 a clusterfunk load 36 00:00:56,756 --> 00:00:58,579 of holiday cheer. 37 00:00:58,579 --> 00:00:59,526 You can catch it 38 00:00:58,579 --> 00:00:59,526 all season long 39 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,695 on Comedy Central, 40 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,695 Pop, and Logo. 41 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:04,763 Please welcome Ana Gasteyer 42 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:04,763 and Rachel Dratch. 43 00:01:04,763 --> 00:01:06,365 [cheering and applause] 44 00:01:06,365 --> 00:01:10,700 Ladies, you're so festive. 45 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:11,537 - It's the season. 46 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:11,537 It's the-- 47 00:01:11,537 --> 00:01:13,305 - Wow, and Rachel, 48 00:01:11,537 --> 00:01:13,305 look at those shoes. 49 00:01:13,305 --> 00:01:16,760 They're almost fit 50 00:01:13,305 --> 00:01:16,760 for a real housewife. 51 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,210 - I know, right? 52 00:01:18,210 --> 00:01:19,311 - Yes. 53 00:01:19,311 --> 00:01:21,246 Uh, over at the bar, 54 00:01:19,311 --> 00:01:21,246 there's not one, 55 00:01:21,246 --> 00:01:24,918 but two Project Runway designers 56 00:01:21,246 --> 00:01:24,918 getting into my alcohol stash. 57 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,486 One to toast her 58 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,486 win tonight, 59 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:28,655 and another to 60 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:28,655 drown his sorrows. 61 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:31,724 Say hi to Kristina 62 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:31,724 and Prajje. Hi. 63 00:01:31,724 --> 00:01:34,426 [cheering and applause] 64 00:01:34,426 --> 00:01:36,295 How are you guys-- 65 00:01:34,426 --> 00:01:36,295 how are you enjoying 66 00:01:36,295 --> 00:01:38,397 the show so far this season? 67 00:01:38,397 --> 00:01:39,265 - Pretty good. 68 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:42,201 - Yes. Not this show. 69 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:42,201 Your show. 70 00:01:42,201 --> 00:01:43,235 - Pretty good. 71 00:01:42,201 --> 00:01:43,235 - Okay. 72 00:01:43,235 --> 00:01:44,737 [laughing] 73 00:01:43,235 --> 00:01:44,737 Drinking game alert. 74 00:01:44,737 --> 00:01:46,372 My guests won't know it, 75 00:01:44,737 --> 00:01:46,372 but anytime you hear 76 00:01:46,372 --> 00:01:48,775 anyone say this word, 77 00:01:46,372 --> 00:01:48,775 if you're 21 or over, 78 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:52,878 drink until you're the drunkest 79 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:52,878 zinger in ze world. 80 00:01:52,878 --> 00:01:54,347 Um-- 81 00:01:52,878 --> 00:01:54,347 - Ooh! 82 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:56,983 - You are just bringing them 83 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:56,983 fast and furious. 84 00:01:56,983 --> 00:01:58,117 There's rhymes. 85 00:01:58,117 --> 00:02:00,153 There's iambic pentameters. 86 00:01:58,117 --> 00:02:00,153 - Yes! 87 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:01,888 - God. 88 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:01,888 - Yes. There's Clusterfunkes. 89 00:02:01,888 --> 00:02:03,560 - Basic-- yes. 90 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,591 - How did you get that 91 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,591 title approved, by the way? 92 00:02:05,591 --> 00:02:06,725 - Oh, I don't know. 93 00:02:05,591 --> 00:02:06,725 - Was it hard? 94 00:02:06,725 --> 00:02:08,610 - No. Nobody cared. 95 00:02:06,725 --> 00:02:08,610 - Nobody said no. 96 00:02:08,610 --> 00:02:09,728 - Oh, good. 97 00:02:08,610 --> 00:02:09,728 - Because it has two-- 98 00:02:09,728 --> 00:02:11,663 it has-- it has two umlauts. 99 00:02:09,728 --> 00:02:11,663 - It has two umlauts. 100 00:02:11,663 --> 00:02:13,365 - Yes. 101 00:02:11,663 --> 00:02:13,365 - Oh, and people like umlauts? 102 00:02:13,365 --> 00:02:14,467 Perhaps umlauts 103 00:02:13,365 --> 00:02:14,467 make it authentic. 104 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:15,335 It's from the old country. 105 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:16,201 - Well, it harkens 106 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:16,201 the old country. 107 00:02:16,201 --> 00:02:17,236 - Yes, the old country. 108 00:02:17,236 --> 00:02:18,304 Now, you know, 109 00:02:17,236 --> 00:02:18,304 it's so funny, Rachel, 110 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,840 seeing you here in all of 111 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,840 our holiday splendor 112 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,675 is reminding me 113 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,675 of when you were 114 00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:26,478 our elf on a shelf for 115 00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:26,478 our Christmas Spectacular 116 00:02:26,478 --> 00:02:27,980 several years ago. 117 00:02:26,478 --> 00:02:27,980 - One of the highlights. 118 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:29,149 - What do you remember 119 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:29,149 from that broadcast? 120 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,884 It was-- well, it was me 121 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,884 and all the-the Housewives, 122 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:33,520 who were, like, six feet tall, 123 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:33,520 and then I was the elf 124 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:34,820 sitting on the shelf 125 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:34,820 right there. 126 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:36,889 - Yes. 127 00:02:36,889 --> 00:02:37,623 - And it was great, 'cause I 128 00:02:36,889 --> 00:02:37,623 didn't have to say anything. 129 00:02:37,623 --> 00:02:39,920 I just could 130 00:02:37,623 --> 00:02:39,920 sit there, like-- 131 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:42,228 - Yes. We were all amazed 132 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:42,228 that you agreed to do it. 133 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:43,396 It was a-- 134 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:43,396 - Are you kidding me? 135 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:44,430 - It was quite 136 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:44,430 a coup for us. 137 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:45,799 - Oh, it was a coup for me. 138 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:45,799 It was so fun. 139 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:46,932 - Well, thank you. 140 00:02:46,932 --> 00:02:49,602 By the way, number one question 141 00:02:46,932 --> 00:02:49,602 for you ladies, 142 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:53,673 you know, people always want 143 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:53,673 to dissect all the SNL-ness. 144 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:57,110 Um, the number one was, 145 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:57,110 "Who was both of 146 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:01,114 "your favorite hosts to work 147 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:01,114 with during your time on SNL?" 148 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:04,950 Does one stick out 149 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:04,950 for-for-for each of you? 150 00:03:04,950 --> 00:03:07,753 - Well, Andy, we get 151 00:03:04,950 --> 00:03:07,753 this question a lot, and... 152 00:03:07,753 --> 00:03:09,588 - Ooh! 153 00:03:07,753 --> 00:03:09,588 - And I never know what to say, 154 00:03:09,588 --> 00:03:10,824 because there's 155 00:03:09,588 --> 00:03:10,824 so many different-- 156 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:11,824 -Yes. 157 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:12,859 - Like, different vibes 158 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:12,859 of people, right? 159 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:13,926 - Yes. 160 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:13,926 - Yes. 161 00:03:13,926 --> 00:03:15,949 - So, can you think of anyone? 162 00:03:13,926 --> 00:03:15,949 - No. 163 00:03:15,949 --> 00:03:17,629 Exactly what you were gonna say, 164 00:03:15,949 --> 00:03:17,629 like, you-you-you-- 165 00:03:17,629 --> 00:03:19,399 it's every-- everyone from, 166 00:03:17,629 --> 00:03:19,399 like, a movie actor 167 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:21,700 that you didn't expect to 168 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:21,700 be able to do characters, 169 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:23,703 like a Julianne Moore or 170 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:23,703 obviously like a Buscemi 171 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:26,872 or somebody, but then, like, 172 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:26,872 athletes are incredible, 173 00:03:26,872 --> 00:03:28,675 because they come in 174 00:03:26,872 --> 00:03:28,675 and they're unflappable, 175 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:29,808 like Jeter was incredible. 176 00:03:29,808 --> 00:03:31,443 I mean, it's kind of 177 00:03:29,808 --> 00:03:31,443 wild like the-- 178 00:03:31,443 --> 00:03:32,444 - Jeter. 179 00:03:31,443 --> 00:03:32,444 - Yeah. 180 00:03:32,444 --> 00:03:34,114 - And you two famously 181 00:03:32,444 --> 00:03:34,114 had a one night stand 182 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:34,980 after the show, right? 183 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:34,980 - I was gonna say, 184 00:03:34,980 --> 00:03:36,115 like when she said-- 185 00:03:34,980 --> 00:03:36,115 - We did. 186 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:37,216 - Jeter was incredible. 187 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:37,216 - Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah. 188 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:39,849 I don't know how famous 189 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:39,849 it was before now. 190 00:03:39,849 --> 00:03:40,486 - Oh, okay. 191 00:03:39,849 --> 00:03:40,486 - But yeah. 192 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:43,256 - And he was a good lover? 193 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:43,256 - He was. I-- well, yes. 194 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:45,909 I took him as a lover for 195 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:45,909 some time thereafter-- 196 00:03:45,909 --> 00:03:46,192 - He was a fervent lover. 197 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:49,228 - He wasn't as good a friend 198 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:49,228 as he was a lover though. 199 00:03:49,228 --> 00:03:51,331 - I love that lover sketch, 200 00:03:49,228 --> 00:03:51,331 by the way. 201 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:53,199 - Oh, that was so fun. 202 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:53,199 - Oh my God. 203 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:54,300 That was just-- I-I-iconic. 204 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:54,300 - Oh, the hot tub. 205 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,534 Yes. 206 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,534 - Hot tub. 207 00:03:55,534 --> 00:03:58,638 - Um, Ana's holiday album 208 00:03:55,534 --> 00:03:58,638 is called, "Sugar and Booze," 209 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:01,941 but what we're about to do 210 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:01,941 is so much of both, 211 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:04,677 that we all might have 212 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:04,677 hangovers until January. 213 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:06,812 I want to play a round of 214 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:06,812 "Sugar and Whose?" 215 00:04:06,812 --> 00:04:07,947 - Huh? 216 00:04:06,812 --> 00:04:07,947 - Ana, I've got 217 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:09,649 a round of super sweet 218 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:09,649 questions designed to give 219 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:12,185 your former co-stars 220 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:12,185 some sugar. 221 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:15,320 Uh, while you answer, Rachel 222 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:15,320 and I will enjoy some booze. 223 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,656 Right, Rachel? 224 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,656 - I love it. Perfect. 225 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:18,579 Perfect combination 226 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:18,579 for the holidays. 227 00:04:18,579 --> 00:04:19,192 - Yes. Absolutely. 228 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,492 Uh, when you worked with 229 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,492 Lindsay Lohan on "Mean Girls," 230 00:04:20,492 --> 00:04:22,928 what was the sweetest 231 00:04:20,492 --> 00:04:22,928 mother/daughter moment 232 00:04:22,928 --> 00:04:24,730 the two of you 233 00:04:22,928 --> 00:04:24,730 shared offscreen? 234 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:25,899 - It was very sweet actually. 235 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,834 She had, uh, lots of 236 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,834 little girls piled-- 237 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,136 like, lined up to see her 238 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,136 when you were filming, 239 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:32,906 and she was really nervous 240 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:32,906 about going over 241 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:34,841 and getting an autograph, 242 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:34,841 and it was just a full on 243 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:37,769 mother/daughter moment, 244 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:37,769 as an actor though, 245 00:04:37,769 --> 00:04:38,244 where I turned to her 246 00:04:37,769 --> 00:04:38,244 I was like-- 247 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:40,279 she was heading back-- 248 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:40,279 and said, "We-we sh-should-- 249 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,447 you should go over there 250 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,447 and sign some autographs 251 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:42,915 for those little girls," 252 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:42,915 and then we went over there 253 00:04:42,915 --> 00:04:44,516 and she signed all of them and 254 00:04:42,915 --> 00:04:44,516 they got pictures and stuff. 255 00:04:44,516 --> 00:04:45,552 It was actually 256 00:04:44,516 --> 00:04:45,552 really sweet. 257 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:46,653 - Oh. 258 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:49,889 What was the best advice 259 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:49,889 Will Ferrell ever gave you? 260 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:50,322 - Oh, gosh. 261 00:04:50,322 --> 00:04:54,461 Um, so-- I mean, hi-his being 262 00:04:50,322 --> 00:04:54,461 is the ri-right advice. 263 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,663 He is so present in what 264 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,663 he does comedically. 265 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:58,697 He has so much fun 266 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:58,697 with what he's doing, 267 00:04:58,697 --> 00:05:02,350 and when he bombs, he doesn't 268 00:04:58,697 --> 00:05:02,350 get in his own way. 269 00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:05,105 He has the best time bombing 270 00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:05,105 of anyone I've ever met. Yeah. 271 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,173 - Um, what's your most 272 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,173 cherished memory 273 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:09,408 of working with Tina Fey? 274 00:05:09,408 --> 00:05:11,911 - Um, cherished... 275 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:14,146 oh, well we wrote a lot of 276 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:14,146 Martha Stewerts together. 277 00:05:14,146 --> 00:05:15,314 - Really? 278 00:05:14,146 --> 00:05:15,314 - So, yeah. 279 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:18,151 Um, so we wrote the turkey-- 280 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:18,151 the Thanksgiving one. 281 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,119 We wrote the St. Patrick's one. 282 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,387 We wrote the one where, 283 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,387 uh, yeah. 284 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,754 We both wrote 285 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,754 a lot of them. 286 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:23,423 - Did Martha have a good 287 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:23,423 sense of humor about your-- 288 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:24,456 - Amazing. 289 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:24,456 - Yes. 290 00:05:24,456 --> 00:05:26,589 - Absolutely amazing 291 00:05:24,456 --> 00:05:26,589 and has been nothing 292 00:05:26,589 --> 00:05:27,360 but gracious ever since. 293 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,262 - You and Dratch have been 294 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,262 friends and co-stars 295 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,497 for over 20 years. 296 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:34,670 What's the nicest gift that 297 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:34,670 Rachel has ever given you? 298 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:35,567 - She gives a nice gift. 299 00:05:35,567 --> 00:05:38,709 She's given me-- 300 00:05:35,567 --> 00:05:38,709 of given me? 301 00:05:38,709 --> 00:05:39,720 - Yeah. 302 00:05:38,709 --> 00:05:39,720 - Um, she's-- 303 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:40,572 well, she's given 304 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:40,572 me some wonderful coasters 305 00:05:40,572 --> 00:05:41,807 at the house 306 00:05:40,572 --> 00:05:41,807 on Fire Island. 307 00:05:41,807 --> 00:05:43,610 - Oh, I did. Remember that? 308 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,745 - I said, "I love those," 309 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,745 and she's given me, 310 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:48,281 uh, earring-- oh really great 311 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:48,281 earrings for my birthday. 312 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:50,417 Those little pom-pom earrings 313 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:50,417 for when I turned 50? 314 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:51,518 - Oh, we can do 315 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:51,518 better than that. 316 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:52,552 - Well-well, I love them. 317 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:53,952 - Thank you very much, 318 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:53,952 Ana Gasteyer. 319 00:05:53,952 --> 00:05:55,721 - I think they were nice. 320 00:05:55,721 --> 00:05:57,356 [cheering and applause] 321 00:05:57,356 --> 00:06:00,560 - Um, well we all 322 00:05:57,356 --> 00:06:00,560 associate Rachel Dratch 323 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,463 with her most iconic character, 324 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,463 and I'm of course referring 325 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:06,165 to her demented version 326 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:06,165 of Erika Jayne 327 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:08,339 called Rachel Jayne. 328 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:08,339 - Yes. Rachel Jayne. 329 00:06:08,339 --> 00:06:09,636 - That was incredible. 330 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:11,437 You played Rachel Jayne 331 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:11,437 several times 332 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:13,406 on the show, right? 333 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:13,406 - I believe so, yes. 334 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:14,274 Yes. 335 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:14,274 - Yes. 336 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:15,341 It started just 337 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:15,341 as an appearance, 338 00:06:15,341 --> 00:06:17,410 and then I had my own video. 339 00:06:15,341 --> 00:06:17,410 - Yes, you did. 340 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:18,944 - Yes. 341 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:18,944 - Uh, I thought we could give 342 00:06:18,944 --> 00:06:21,113 her second most iconic 343 00:06:18,944 --> 00:06:21,113 character the floor 344 00:06:21,113 --> 00:06:22,649 for another crack 345 00:06:21,113 --> 00:06:22,649 at making us all 346 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,951 second-guess 347 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,951 life's blessings. 348 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:28,153 It's time for, 349 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:28,153 "Debbie Downer: Round 2." 350 00:06:28,153 --> 00:06:30,757 Rachel, I'm gonna throw some 351 00:06:28,153 --> 00:06:30,757 light and cheery situations 352 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:31,891 your way. You will channel 353 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:31,891 Debbert-- Debbie Downer-- 354 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,127 - Debra Downer. 355 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,127 It's Debra. Deborah. 356 00:06:35,127 --> 00:06:37,629 - And tell us why each thing 357 00:06:35,127 --> 00:06:37,629 should totally bum us out. 358 00:06:37,629 --> 00:06:38,630 - Deborah died. 359 00:06:37,629 --> 00:06:38,630 Downer, Deborah Downer. 360 00:06:38,630 --> 00:06:39,899 - Devorah Downer. 361 00:06:38,630 --> 00:06:39,899 Yes, Devorah Downer. 362 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,670 Yes, of course. 363 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,670 - Alright. 364 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:42,569 - Uh, Devorah Downer. 365 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:45,504 Christmas is less than 366 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:45,504 two weeks away. 367 00:06:45,504 --> 00:06:49,175 - Great, only two weeks 368 00:06:45,504 --> 00:06:49,175 to fix the supply chain. 369 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:52,978 [sad trombone sound] 370 00:06:52,978 --> 00:06:56,516 - A good Samaritan in Detroit 371 00:06:52,978 --> 00:06:56,516 anonymously tipped 372 00:06:56,516 --> 00:07:00,387 a hard working waitress 373 00:06:56,516 --> 00:07:00,387 $10,000. 374 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:03,622 - After taxes, it'll 375 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:03,622 probably be ten cents. 376 00:07:03,622 --> 00:07:07,660 [sad trombone sound] 377 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,696 - Broadway is 378 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,696 breaking records 379 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:13,329 after last year's 380 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:13,329 shutdown from COVID. 381 00:07:13,329 --> 00:07:14,434 - They may never recover 382 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,202 from the loss 383 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,202 of Sond-Sondheim. 384 00:07:17,202 --> 00:07:20,339 [sad trombone sound] 385 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:22,742 She's a bummer. 386 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:22,742 She's a bummer. 387 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:25,449 - Devorah Downer. 388 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:25,449 Devorah Downer. 389 00:07:25,449 --> 00:07:26,459 - Yeah. 390 00:07:26,459 --> 00:07:27,379 - Uh, reports are that 391 00:07:26,459 --> 00:07:27,379 we're gonna be having 392 00:07:27,379 --> 00:07:30,500 a mild winter 393 00:07:27,379 --> 00:07:30,500 in the Northwe-- Northeast. 394 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,351 That's something to celebrate, 395 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,351 right, Devorah? 396 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:34,254 - Thanks climate change. 397 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:37,624 [sad trombone sound] 398 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,391 - Thank you very much 399 00:07:39,391 --> 00:07:41,627 Devorah Downer. 400 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,762 - Debbie Downer! 401 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,762 - Diminishing returns! 402 00:07:43,762 --> 00:07:46,659 Yes? 403 00:07:43,762 --> 00:07:46,659 - In their new movie, 404 00:07:46,659 --> 00:07:48,680 Ana and Rachel 405 00:07:46,659 --> 00:07:48,680 play kooky innkeepers 406 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:49,668 in a fictional 407 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:49,668 Christmas town. 408 00:07:49,668 --> 00:07:51,571 I'm hoping these 409 00:07:49,668 --> 00:07:51,571 double queens 410 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,605 are ready to spill 411 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,605 the mini bar tea 412 00:07:53,605 --> 00:07:55,475 on the moments 413 00:07:53,605 --> 00:07:55,475 that ended up-- 414 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,276 they ended up 415 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,276 on the naughty list 416 00:07:57,276 --> 00:07:58,310 this time of year. 417 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:01,413 Ladies, get ready to 418 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:01,413 "Jingle My Bells." 419 00:08:01,413 --> 00:08:02,915 - Uh-oh! 420 00:08:01,413 --> 00:08:02,915 - Uh, I'm gonna throw 421 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:05,884 some "never have I ever" 422 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:05,884 scenarios your way. 423 00:08:05,884 --> 00:08:06,886 - I've never done 424 00:08:05,884 --> 00:08:06,886 any of these. 425 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:08,221 - If you've done us-- 426 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:08,221 If you've done it, 427 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,889 tell us by jingling... 428 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,889 - Does it have to be this year, 429 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:12,250 or in life? 430 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:12,250 - ...your bells. In life. 431 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:13,125 It doesn't have to be 432 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:13,125 this year. 433 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,293 - Okay, good, because I mostly 434 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,293 just made sourdough 435 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:16,295 during the pandemic, yeah. 436 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:16,295 - Right. Yes. 437 00:08:16,295 --> 00:08:20,367 Um, I have regifted an item 438 00:08:16,295 --> 00:08:20,367 to a family member or friend. 439 00:08:23,435 --> 00:08:25,709 - You've never regifted-- 440 00:08:23,435 --> 00:08:25,709 - I really don't think 441 00:08:25,709 --> 00:08:27,574 I've ever regifted. 442 00:08:25,709 --> 00:08:27,574 - Wow. 443 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:30,430 I've dressed up in 444 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:30,430 holiday-themed outfits 445 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:32,144 in the bedroom. 446 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:32,144 - Oh, in the bedroom? 447 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:34,114 - Yeah. 448 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:34,114 - I mean... 449 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,914 Maybe-maybe when 450 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,914 I'm going-- 451 00:08:35,914 --> 00:08:37,484 Maybe when I was going out 452 00:08:35,914 --> 00:08:37,484 somewhere else, 453 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:39,519 I had it on 454 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:39,519 in the bedroom. 455 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:43,655 - I have been surprisingly 456 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:43,655 attracted to a mall Santa. 457 00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:45,524 [laughter] 458 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:48,495 Uh, I have taken back 459 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:48,495 a hostess gift 460 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:51,970 the hostess never saw. 461 00:08:51,970 --> 00:08:53,500 I've done that. 462 00:08:51,970 --> 00:08:53,500 - Oh, take it-- 463 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,369 Oh, you mean they gave you 464 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,369 the gift and returned it? 465 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,171 - Yes, like, 466 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,171 I've been somewhere, 467 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:00,673 and then I'm like, 468 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:00,673 "Oh, this is ridiculously fancy. 469 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:02,341 "This person's never 470 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:02,341 gonna see this. 471 00:09:02,341 --> 00:09:03,909 "Like, I'm taking it." 472 00:09:03,909 --> 00:09:05,450 - Yeah, I like it. 473 00:09:03,909 --> 00:09:05,450 - Yeah, you know what? 474 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:06,312 It's about waste. 475 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:06,312 - Yes. 476 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:09,490 Um, I am secretly 477 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:09,490 sick of the song 478 00:09:09,490 --> 00:09:11,350 "All I Want for Christmas 479 00:09:09,490 --> 00:09:11,350 is You" 480 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:12,418 [gasps] 481 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:12,418 Really? 482 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:13,753 - I love the song. 483 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:13,753 I love it. 484 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:15,788 - Yeah, I love it, too. Yes. 485 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:15,788 - Oh, okay. Okay. 486 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:17,923 - Wow, Ana. 487 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:17,923 - No, I was just-- 488 00:09:17,923 --> 00:09:21,269 I heard the words "music" 489 00:09:17,923 --> 00:09:21,269 and I had to dance. 490 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,196 - Um, let's welcome 491 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,196 Mariah Carey, everybody! 492 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:26,320 No, um, I've watched 493 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:30,669 those old claymation movies 494 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:30,669 while stoned. 495 00:09:30,669 --> 00:09:32,720 - I'm so boring. 496 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:33,639 I don't do anything 497 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:33,639 like get stoned. 498 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,750 - Um, I left a price tag 499 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,750 on a gift 500 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:37,610 so someone could see 501 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:37,610 how much I spent. 502 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:40,113 - [laughs] 503 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:40,113 Nope. 504 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,948 - Uh, I've had sex 505 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,948 under a Christmas tree. 506 00:09:42,948 --> 00:09:44,283 - Ew, itchy. 507 00:09:42,948 --> 00:09:44,283 - That would be hard. 508 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:46,452 I've cried at a Hallmark 509 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:46,452 Christmas movie. 510 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:48,539 - I probably have done it. 511 00:09:48,539 --> 00:09:49,588 Let's just ring the bells 512 00:09:48,539 --> 00:09:49,588 for something. 513 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:52,926 - I've embarrassed myself 514 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:52,926 at a work Christmas party. 515 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,693 - I mean, I just embarrass 516 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,693 myself generally. 517 00:09:54,693 --> 00:09:55,894 - Right. 518 00:09:54,693 --> 00:09:55,894 - Maybe without knowing. 519 00:09:55,894 --> 00:09:57,197 - Yeah. 520 00:09:55,894 --> 00:09:57,197 - I think in general. 521 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,631 - I've forgotten to tip 522 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,631 my doorman for the holidays. 523 00:09:59,631 --> 00:10:01,301 - No, never. 524 00:09:59,631 --> 00:10:01,301 - No, no, never. 525 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,735 Thank you very much, ladies. 526 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:05,105 [cheers and applause] 527 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,673 Oh, my gosh. Um... 528 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:09,576 - We're kind of a bunch of duds. 529 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:09,576 - Ana-- Not at all. 530 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:10,777 Ana, Greg D. wants to know 531 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,846 which "SNL" sketch you 532 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,846 were most unsure of 533 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:16,349 but ended up being 534 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:16,349 a total success. 535 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:19,119 - Uh, well, NPR. 536 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:19,119 Going in, I was-- 537 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,421 I had confidence in it 538 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,421 because, uh, 539 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,822 I had done a character-- 540 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,357 I had done a similar sketch 541 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,357 already at The Groundlings, 542 00:10:25,357 --> 00:10:27,192 but coming in, I think 543 00:10:25,357 --> 00:10:27,192 it was pretty much assumed 544 00:10:27,192 --> 00:10:30,299 it was gonna be a bomb, 545 00:10:27,192 --> 00:10:30,299 and was so much-- 546 00:10:30,299 --> 00:10:31,230 Actually, a lot 547 00:10:30,299 --> 00:10:31,230 of my things. 548 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,133 Bobbi and Marty, too. 549 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,133 The music teachers were not-- 550 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,769 were not, uh, 551 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,769 in-house favorites early on. 552 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:39,538 I enjoyed them, 553 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:39,538 but it wasn't until, like, 554 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,607 basically, a host put us up 555 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,607 at the beginning of the show, 556 00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:42,908 and then it worked. 557 00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:42,908 - Wow. 558 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:44,778 - Yeah. 559 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:44,778 - Uh, interesting. 560 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:47,212 Coming up, we have more 561 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:47,212 with Ana and Rachel. 562 00:10:47,212 --> 00:10:48,447 Here's who's coming up 563 00:10:47,212 --> 00:10:48,447 this week. 564 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:50,350 Don't go anywhere. 565 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:53,852 [cheers and applause] 566 00:10:53,952 --> 00:11:05,649 - Oh, well, where you 567 00:10:53,952 --> 00:11:05,649 comin' in from, hon? 568 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,500 - Uh, New York City. 569 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,500 - Ohh. 570 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,201 - Oh, New York. 571 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,201 Never been there myself. 572 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:12,720 Mnh-mnh. Too many lights 573 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:12,720 and honking horns. 574 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:12,971 - Oh, yeah. 575 00:11:12,971 --> 00:11:14,274 - Ooh, all that hustle 576 00:11:12,971 --> 00:11:14,274 and bustle. 577 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,809 - That's a great story. 578 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,809 Could I just get my key? 579 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,378 - Yeah. 580 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,809 - Let me ask you something. 581 00:11:21,809 --> 00:11:23,416 In New York City, 582 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:27,870 can you see the stars 583 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:27,870 when you look up at the sky? 584 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:29,522 - Uh, not really. 585 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:29,522 Not with all the lights. 586 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:33,192 - No stars? How ya 587 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:33,192 gonna make a wish? 588 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,195 [Andy cackling] 589 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,830 [cheers and applause] 590 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,830 - That was a clip of 591 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,865 "A Clusterfunke Christmas." 592 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,865 - Very magical. 593 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:43,802 - Airing all holiday season 594 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:43,802 on Comedy Central, Pop and Logo, 595 00:11:43,802 --> 00:11:46,873 starring my guests Ana Gasteyer 596 00:11:43,802 --> 00:11:46,873 and Rachel Dratch. 597 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:50,342 [cheers and applause] 598 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:51,778 - We should explain 599 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:51,778 it's a parody 600 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,746 of those Hallmark and Lifetime 601 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,746 Christmas movies. 602 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:54,813 - Yes. 603 00:11:54,813 --> 00:11:56,159 A little dash 604 00:11:54,813 --> 00:11:56,159 of Christmas magic. 605 00:11:56,159 --> 00:11:57,182 - A little context for you. 606 00:11:56,159 --> 00:11:57,182 - A little context. 607 00:11:57,182 --> 00:11:59,519 - Yeah, and they are 608 00:11:57,182 --> 00:11:59,519 the Clusterfunke sisters. 609 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:00,754 - Yeah, they own 610 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:00,754 the Charming Inn 611 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,549 that the, uh, 612 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,549 sharp businesswoman 613 00:12:02,549 --> 00:12:03,889 wants to come in and ruin. 614 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:04,256 I mean, you know. 615 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:04,256 It writes itself. 616 00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:05,924 - Like, how these movies go. 617 00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:05,924 - Yes. 618 00:12:05,924 --> 00:12:07,394 - An executive gets 619 00:12:05,924 --> 00:12:07,394 sent to a small town 620 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,629 to buy up a quaint business 621 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,629 which we own, 622 00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:13,133 and then she might just find 623 00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:13,133 love and the spirit of Christmas 624 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,833 in the process, but we don't 625 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,833 want to ruin any of it. 626 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:17,136 - Yes. Right. Wow. 627 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:17,136 - It's hard to say 628 00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:19,205 whether or not the couple will 629 00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:19,205 end up together, honestly. 630 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:20,340 - Yes, you'll just have 631 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:20,340 to watch and find out. 632 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,441 - You'll have to watch 633 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,441 and find out. 634 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,308 - Who plays the male? 635 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,308 - Uh, Cheyenne Jackson. 636 00:12:23,308 --> 00:12:25,912 - Oh, perfect. 637 00:12:23,308 --> 00:12:25,912 - America's hunkiest lumberjack. 638 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,447 - Absolutely. 639 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,447 Welcome back, everybody, 640 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:29,448 to "Watch What 641 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:29,448 Happens Live." 642 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,884 I'm Andy Cohen 643 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,884 in the Bravo Clubhouse 644 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,986 also here with our bartenders 645 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,986 Kristina and Prajje 646 00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:36,588 from "Project Runway." 647 00:12:36,588 --> 00:12:39,459 Who's the toughest judge 648 00:12:36,588 --> 00:12:39,459 this season, do you think? 649 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,461 - Say what? 650 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,461 - Who's the toughest judge 651 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,596 this season? 652 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,596 - Aye. 653 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,631 - Guest judge? 654 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,631 - No, just judge. 655 00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:47,100 Oh, you think the guest-- 656 00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:47,100 - So the-- just-- 657 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,335 I think, um, Brandon. 658 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,335 - Brandon? 659 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,302 - Yeah. 660 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,302 - You agree? 661 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,105 - I think it depends 662 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,105 on the challenge, 663 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,472 you know? So you-- 664 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,472 - Right, right. 665 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:55,140 - You, actually, 666 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:55,140 you never know. 667 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:58,378 - Right, that's the-- 668 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:58,378 that's what keeps you guessing. 669 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,513 Drinking game reminder-- 670 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,513 Any time you hear this word, 671 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,149 in honor of my guests' 672 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,149 Clusterfunke characters, 673 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:06,519 drink until you put 674 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:06,519 the "spins" in "spinster." 675 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,221 [laughing] 676 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,221 Let's go to our virtual fans. 677 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,556 Thanks, Ana, 678 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,556 for the laugh. 679 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,570 Dawn and Mike 680 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,570 from Washington, 681 00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:13,525 let's hear your question 682 00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:13,525 for Ana Gasteyer. 683 00:13:13,525 --> 00:13:15,394 - Woo! 684 00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:16,462 - Hi, Andy. 685 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,365 First of all, we want to 686 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,365 wish you a happy Hanukah 687 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,166 to you and Ben. 688 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,166 - Thank you. 689 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,600 - And I wanted 690 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,600 to tell Rachel 691 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,702 I read your book 692 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,702 several years ago, 693 00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:25,710 and I loved it. 694 00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:26,720 It was fabulous. 695 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:27,673 - Thank you! 696 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:27,673 - That was lovely. 697 00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,975 - Thank you. 698 00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,975 - But my question is for Ana. 699 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,311 - Sorry. 700 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,311 - Ana, what do you think-- 701 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,114 [laughter] 702 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,820 - Sorry. What was the question? 703 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,820 - Did Cynthia Erivo-- 704 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:37,750 Okay, what do you think 705 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:37,750 of the recent news 706 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,120 that Cynthia Erivo 707 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,120 will be Elphaba 708 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,121 in the new "Wicked" movie? 709 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,121 - That's such a great question. 710 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,889 I think-- 711 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,889 - And do you have 712 00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:44,124 any advice for her? 713 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,357 - Uh, you famously 714 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,357 played Elphaba. 715 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:48,394 - I did play Elphaba, 716 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:48,394 um, and I mean-- 717 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,529 - You've been very vocally 718 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,529 against the casting 719 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,698 of Cynthia Erivo, haven't you? 720 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,698 - Never. Never. 721 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,900 - Yes, you-you were tweeting 722 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,900 up a storm. 723 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:55,835 - How dare you? 724 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,102 - Yeah, you said 725 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,102 it was terrible. 726 00:13:57,102 --> 00:14:00,506 - I did not. That was you. 727 00:13:57,102 --> 00:14:00,506 - Oh. No, it was not. 728 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,142 - Um, I actually love 729 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,142 the casting. 730 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,176 - Good. Yeah. Me, too. 731 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,176 - I think it was 732 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,476 really exciting, and, yeah, 733 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,476 I think-- 734 00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:05,778 I think both of them 735 00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:05,778 are gonna be incredible. 736 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,346 I think Ariana Grande's 737 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,346 gonna be amazing, too. 738 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,815 And I think it's time 739 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,815 for the movie, 740 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,750 and I think they're both 741 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,750 vocally up to the task. 742 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,951 I think it's not just, 743 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,951 like, a giveaway job. 744 00:14:12,951 --> 00:14:15,922 As advice, I mean, it's gonna 745 00:14:12,951 --> 00:14:15,922 be different for the movie, 746 00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:19,590 but, uh, you know, try not 747 00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:19,590 to, uh, I don't know, 748 00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:22,950 eat all that green paint 749 00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:22,950 before you sing. 750 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,970 - Rachel, you were 751 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,970 famously very upset 752 00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:26,566 that you didn't get cast 753 00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:26,566 for the role of Glinda. 754 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,234 - I was very angry. 755 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,234 - She was. 756 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:32,238 - Yeah, you-you really 757 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:32,238 campaigned for the role. 758 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,908 - Yes, I sing it in the shower 759 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,908 all the time, popular, 760 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,775 and I was hoping someone 761 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,775 would hear, and they didn't. 762 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,577 - Right, wow. Sorry. 763 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,577 - Yeah, 764 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,799 that's not how you 765 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,799 get parts, apparently. 766 00:14:40,799 --> 00:14:42,820 - Yes. Dana from Pennsylvania 767 00:14:40,799 --> 00:14:42,820 has something 768 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:43,982 she wants to ask 769 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:43,982 Rachel Dratch. 770 00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:47,453 What do you got, Dana? 771 00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:47,453 - Hey, Rachel. 772 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,154 So since there is 773 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,154 so much drama 774 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:52,392 over how much Luann 775 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:52,392 paid Sonya for her cabaret, 776 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,927 did you get a solid 777 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,927 paycheck from Luann 778 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,363 when you did her cabaret? 779 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,530 - Oh, you were in 780 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,530 Luann's cabaret! 781 00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,299 Well, now let's talk. 782 00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,299 - Don't bring up the cabaret. 783 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,567 Please. 784 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,567 [laughter] 785 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,736 - Oh, Rachel! 786 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,736 - I would rather 787 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,389 she would talk about 788 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,389 anything else than the cabaret. 789 00:15:06,389 --> 00:15:08,508 - Really? Re-- 790 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:12,245 - It was one of my 791 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:12,245 show business low points. 792 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,679 But not 'cause of Luann! 793 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,679 - Right. 794 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,349 - Luann was great. 795 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,349 Everyone was great. 796 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,851 - Okay. 797 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,851 - Should I really go there? 798 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:21,287 - Yes, go there! 799 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:21,287 [cheers and applause] 800 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:24,224 Yes, Rachel! Rachel Jane! 801 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:24,224 - This is so nuts! 802 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:27,192 This is so not even, like, 803 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:27,192 'cause of anything, but-- 804 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:29,928 so I don't really sing. 805 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:29,928 Okay? Big surprise. 806 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,764 But so then they were like, 807 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,764 "Why don't you sing something?" 808 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,365 I was like 809 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,365 "I don't really sing." 810 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:34,433 "Well, do you sing 811 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:34,433 anything?" 812 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,536 I was like, "Well, I just 813 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,536 sang 'Suddenly Seymour' 814 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,705 in karaoke the other night." 815 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,705 - I was there! 816 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,374 - "And that really killed it!" 817 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,374 So then I-- "okay, sing that." 818 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,209 So I thought I was gonna 819 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,209 go on at the end, 820 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,878 like, where everyone 821 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,878 would join in, 822 00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:46,846 but they had me go up, 823 00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:46,846 like, first up. 824 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,615 And with all these 825 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,615 Broadway people. 826 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,750 And you know, you need to be 827 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,750 a little more drunk 828 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,918 to get really-- 829 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,918 'cause the crowd-- 830 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,254 so it was just like-- 831 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,254 I had such a flop sweat. 832 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,756 Oh, my god. 833 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,756 - Did you get paid-- 834 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:58,924 - I just confessed 835 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:58,924 to everybody. 836 00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:01,226 - Did you get paid? 837 00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:01,226 - I don't think-- 838 00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:02,361 - Did you get paid? 839 00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:02,361 No, you don't-- 840 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,364 [laughter] 841 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,131 - I don't think you get paid 842 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,131 to do the cabaret. 843 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,833 You're just there as-- 844 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,833 -You pay to do cabaret. 845 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,169 - You're there 846 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,169 to act above for Luann-- 847 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,538 - Oh, you pay to do cabaret. 848 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,538 - Yeah. 849 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,374 - By the way then, I was 850 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,374 walking uptown once later, 851 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:18,244 and a voice came out 852 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:18,244 of a town car, "Rachel!" 853 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,580 And I turn around, 854 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,580 there was Luann waving at me. 855 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,847 - Oh! 856 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,847 - So I was like, 857 00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:24,500 oh, my god, Luann recognizes me 858 00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:24,500 on the street. 859 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,860 [laughter] 860 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,153 [cheers and applause] 861 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,153 - You know, Ana and Rachel's 862 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,755 "Clusterfunke Christmas" 863 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,755 characters 864 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:32,125 have a bizarre 865 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:32,125 obsession with strudel. 866 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,126 But this next game is gonna 867 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,126 require each of them 868 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:38,163 to use their noodle to summon 869 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:38,163 some ghosts of SNL past. 870 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:41,334 We're gonna play 871 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:41,334 SN-Elf on a Shelf. 872 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,104 Creepy doll versions 873 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,104 of your SNL brethren 874 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:47,340 will perch themselves on a shelf 875 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:47,340 right next to Ana. 876 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,942 Rachel, you'll describe each one 877 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,942 for Ana to guess. 878 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,111 If you can get 7 in 60 seconds, 879 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,111 you both win. 880 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,480 Ana, take these 881 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,480 Ramona eyes 882 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,316 and step on over 883 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,316 to the green screen. 884 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,317 - Is the green 885 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,317 gonna be a problem? 886 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,619 - Oh, isn't that interesting? 887 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,619 Well, we'll see. 888 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,488 I bet it might be. 889 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,488 - Okay. 890 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,490 - Yes, it might be, but this'll 891 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,490 make it even more fun. 892 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:04,557 - Let's see how it goes. 893 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,625 - Rachel, you can sit 894 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,625 next to me. 895 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,292 - Okay. 896 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,292 - What if I just turn into-- 897 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:08,694 - And we will see how much 898 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:08,694 of a problem this is. 899 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,640 It might be, but that-- 900 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,640 oh, it looks good, okay. 901 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,300 Rachel, now here we go, go. 902 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,300 - Where am I looking? Oh, oh! 903 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,404 This is-- he's Elf! And he's-- 904 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,404 - Will Ferrell. 905 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,640 - Okay. 906 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,640 [cheering] 907 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,409 - Thank you, whoo-whoo. 908 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,409 - Oh, I can't even see this. 909 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:26,779 Oh, um, he's Gumby, damn it! 910 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:26,779 - Eddie Murphy. 911 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,213 - Very good. 912 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,213 [cheers and applause] 913 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,884 - Okay, oh, um, 914 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,884 he's Bass-o-matic, 915 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,385 Bass-o-matic! 916 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,385 And from the first cast. 917 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,788 Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute. 918 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,788 - Oh, oh, oh, Aykroyd. 919 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,391 - Yes, yes. 920 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,391 - Very good. You got three! 921 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,193 - Oh, this is our buddy. 922 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,193 She hosted Weekend Update. 923 00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,729 - Tina Fey. 924 00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,729 - Yes. 925 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,963 - Very good, four. 926 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,963 - This would be embarrassing. 927 00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:47,670 - Oh, my god, this is, like, 928 00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:47,670 a comedy icon of ours 929 00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:49,690 from the first cast. 930 00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:49,690 Lisa Loopner, 931 00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:50,236 Roseanne Roseannadanna. 932 00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:50,236 - Gilda Radner. 933 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,505 - Yes! 934 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,505 [cheering] 935 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,442 - Oh, this is our buddy, 936 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,442 Donatella Versace. 937 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,710 - Maya Rudolph. 938 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,710 - Yes. 939 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,444 - Very good! 940 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,444 I think you need one more. 941 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:01,140 - Oh, my god, 942 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:01,140 oh, my god, um, um, um, 943 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:04,550 he, um-- he's been on the cast, 944 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:04,550 like, the longest of anybody. 945 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:05,852 - Kenan. 946 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:05,852 - Yes! 947 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,788 [cheers and applause] 948 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,788 - Yeah, you won! 949 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,691 Well done! 950 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,691 Thanks for playing. 951 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,593 You win these 952 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,593 All I Want for Christmas 953 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,729 fleece crew sweatshirts. 954 00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:18,765 They are available 955 00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:18,765 at ShopByBravo.com. 956 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,339 [cheers and applause] 957 00:18:21,339 --> 00:18:22,167 - I just wanna say-- 958 00:18:21,339 --> 00:18:22,167 - Rachel, we have 959 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,703 All I Want for Hannukah for-- 960 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,703 - Aww! 961 00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:27,574 - Thank you for being inclusive. 962 00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:27,574 - Look at your menorah earrings! 963 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,576 Oh, my god, 964 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,576 you're so glammed out. 965 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,411 We're gonna be right back, 966 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,411 everybody. 967 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,913 [cheers and applause] 968 00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:45,458 * AC in the NYC 969 00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:45,458 NYC * 970 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,327 - Wow, welcome back to 971 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,327 "Watch What Happens Live." 972 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:50,630 I'm having so much fun 973 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:50,630 with Rachel Dratch 974 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:54,534 and Ana Gasteyer. 975 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:54,534 Can I call you Rachel Drotch? 976 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,403 - You can. Drotch. 977 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,403 - Rachel Drotch. 978 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:59,372 - They are 979 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:59,372 the Clusterfunke twins. 980 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,740 - (both) Sisters. 981 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,740 - Right. 982 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:02,509 [laughter] 983 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:02,509 Okay. 984 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,742 - We're Irish twins. 985 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,742 - Check out Ana's new show, 986 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:06,445 "American Auto" when it 987 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:06,445 premieres Monday night on NBC. 988 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,414 Wow, congratulations. 989 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,414 [cheers and applause] 990 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,416 Over at the bar 991 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,416 it's Kristina and Prajje 992 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,720 from "Project Runway." 993 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,720 [cheers and applause] 994 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,890 Um, oh, boy, Ana, 995 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,890 Camden I. said, 996 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,657 "I still can't get over 997 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,657 that you're in 998 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,940 the 'Soup Nazi' episode 999 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,940 of 'Seinfeld.'" 1000 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:22,162 - That's how I got 1001 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:22,162 my SAG card. 1002 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,363 - That's how you got 1003 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,363 your SAG card. 1004 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,596 - Yeah. 1005 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:27,329 - You were the women expelled 1006 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:27,329 before Elaine comes in. 1007 00:19:27,329 --> 00:19:28,934 - Yeah, I got yelled at 1008 00:19:27,329 --> 00:19:28,934 by the Soup Nazi. 1009 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,805 - Wow, isn't that incredible? 1010 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,805 Do you still get residuals-- 1011 00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:33,272 - Yes, yeah. 1012 00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:33,272 - Really? 1013 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:34,574 What kind of checks 1014 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:34,574 are you getting? 1015 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,809 - Like, 35 cents, maybe 37. 1016 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,809 - Okay. 1017 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,577 Do you cash a check 1018 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,577 for 35 cents? 1019 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:39,578 - Yes, I do. 1020 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:39,578 - Yes. 1021 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,614 - You know what? 1022 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,614 That is money I earned. 1023 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,249 - Yes, it is, 1024 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,249 by the way. 1025 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:44,616 - But make a pile of 'em 1026 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:44,616 before you send 'em, 1027 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,118 'cause you don't want 'em 1028 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,118 to undervalue the stamp. 1029 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:49,489 - Yes. What were you-- 1030 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:49,489 what were you doing 1031 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,579 at that time in your-- you were 1032 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,579 just in the Groundlings? 1033 00:19:52,579 --> 00:19:53,159 - I was in 1034 00:19:52,579 --> 00:19:53,159 the Groundlings, yeah. 1035 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,461 I was in 1036 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,461 the Groundlings, like-- 1037 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,628 It was about two years 1038 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,628 before I got SNL. 1039 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,464 So it was like 1040 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,464 the beginning of my career. 1041 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,000 - Wow. 1042 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,000 - Yeah. 1043 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,336 - Well, it is time for 1044 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,336 Watch What Happens Five. 1045 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,637 With all due respect 1046 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,637 to Fenway Park, 1047 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,641 the most important Boston 1048 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,641 institution of all time 1049 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,510 has gotta be Jimmy Fallon 1050 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,510 and Rachel's impression 1051 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,513 of Boston teens 1052 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,513 Sully and Denise. 1053 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,782 So I hope Rachel won't think 1054 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,782 I'm a Masshole 1055 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,951 if I asked her 1056 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,951 to count down 1057 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,387 her top five 1058 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,387 favorite words 1059 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,124 to say in 1060 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,124 a Boston accent. 1061 00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:27,292 Okay, take it away, Rachel. 1062 00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:27,292 - All right. 1063 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:30,262 Numbah five, sugah plumbs! 1064 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:30,262 [laughter] 1065 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,931 Oh, I forgot to say, 1066 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,931 these are holiday-themed. 1067 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,634 - Oh, okay, 1068 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,634 it's a holiday-themed 1069 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,736 Boston countdown. 1070 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,736 - Numbah four, numbah four, 1071 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,138 Pahkah! 1072 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,138 - What was that? 1073 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,740 - Pahkah. 1074 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,740 You wear a pahkah. 1075 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,175 [laughter] 1076 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,175 - It's the holidays. 1077 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,644 - Right, yeah, is that 1078 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,644 holiday themed? 1079 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,645 - Well, it's winter, 1080 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,645 winter wonderland. 1081 00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:48,248 - Yes, okay. 1082 00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:48,248 [laughter] 1083 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,415 - Your holiday pahkah! 1084 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,415 - Yeah. 1085 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,851 - Numbah three, bahgains! 1086 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,851 - Right! 1087 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,621 Oh, I found 1088 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,621 a wicked bahgain. 1089 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:57,856 Numbah two, 1090 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:57,856 hahtwahming. 1091 00:20:57,856 --> 00:21:00,359 Holidays 1092 00:20:57,856 --> 00:21:00,359 are hahtwahming. 1093 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:04,396 - Is our film hahtwahming? 1094 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:04,396 - Our film is hahtwahming, yes. 1095 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:07,967 And number one 1096 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:07,967 Boston accent thing 1097 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,402 I like to say is 1098 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:12,372 Dunk's Peppermint Mocha 1099 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:12,372 signahture latte. 1100 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:15,240 [laughter] 1101 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,477 [cheers and applause] 1102 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,746 - Give it up 1103 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,746 for Rachel Dratch! 1104 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,815 [cheering] 1105 00:21:21,815 --> 00:21:24,217 I wanna thank 1106 00:21:21,815 --> 00:21:24,217 Rachel and Ana. 1107 00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:27,119 Everybody see 1108 00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:27,119 "The Clusterfunke..." 1109 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,421 - Christmas! 1110 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,421 - Christmas. 1111 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,690 I've only said it 1112 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,690 19 times. 1113 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,125 The word of the night 1114 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,125 was "Christmas." 1115 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,394 We said it 12 times, 1116 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,394 by the way. 1117 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:37,763 I wanna thank Prajje 1118 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:37,763 and Kristin behind the bar. 1119 00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:40,900 We'll see you Sunday night 1120 00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:40,900 after Salt Lake "Housewives." 1121 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,869 Whoo! Whoo! 1122 00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:45,838 **