>>> HE'S A COMEDIENNE SO NOTHING
CAN FAZE HER.
SHE SAW THE POLICE SHOW UP AT
BEAUTY LAB AFTER A LASER.
IT'S "WHAT HAPPENS LIVE."
I'M YOUR HOST, ANDY COHEN.
WE'RE LIVE IN THE BRAVO
CLUBHOUSE, AFTER AN EPIC SALT
LAKE CITY, WHERE THE DRAMA WENT
AROUND AND AROUND BEFORE THE
WHEELS STARTED MOVING.
MY FIRST GUEST SAYS, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO LIKE ME, I LOVE MYSELF
FOR THE BOTH OF US.
I SAID THAT WRONG.
PLEASE WELCOME "REAL HOUSEWIVES"
SALT LAKE CITY," LISA BARLOW.
WHEN MY NEXT GUEST ISN'T
CHANNELING CELEBRITIES FOR
IMPRESSIONS, SHE IS KEEPING THE
CHANNEL ON BRAVO TO GET HER
HOUSEWIVES FIXED.
CHLOE FINEMAN.
GREAT TO SEE YOU.
[ APPLAUSE ]
PERSONAL, PERSONAL FAVE OF YOUR
BRITNEY IMPRESSION.
>> OH.
>> AND I THINK WE'RE GOING TO
GET SOME SALT LAKE CITY
HOUSEWIVES TONIGHT.
>> I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT.
>> IF WE PLAY OUR CARDS RIGHT.
LISA HAS DENIED COORDINATING
WITH THE CATERER, SHE KNOWS THE
BARTENDER.
THE GUESTS WON'T KNOW IT.
ANYWHERE THAT WE SAY THIS WORD,
IF YOU'RE 21 OR OVER, WORKSHOP
YOUR IMPRESSIONS OF A MEAN
DRUNK.
GO TO WWHL.TV RIGHT NOW.
WE HAVE LOTS OF POLLS COMING
YOUR WAY TONIGHT.
ALSO, WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT
365 QUOTES FROM WOMEN I LOVE IS
OUT NOW.
OKAY.
LET'S START WITH POTOMAC.
GO TO WWHL.TV.
WHO IS YOUR PICK FOR BEST DRAFT
AT THE POTOMAC REUNION?
DID YOU HAVE A PICK?
>> I DID.
THEY HAVE THEIR OWN STYLE.
I THINK EVERYONE DRESSED IN
THEIR OWN PERSONAL STYLE.
>> IT LOOKS LIKE ASKALE IS
GETTING YOUR VOTE.
I LOVE IT.
CONGRATULATIONS.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SALT LAKE
CITY.
STARTING WITH MARY'S COOKING
PARTY.
NOW, MARY IS SENDING WHITNEY HER
OWN INVITE WITH BASICALLY SHUT
SLUTWEAR AS AN INSPIRATION.
WHAT DID YOU MAKE OF THAT?
>> IT WAS LIKE A HALLOWEEN
COSTUME.
>> LET'S GO TO OUR NEXT WWHL.TV.
WAS MARY'S ANGER TOWARD WHITNEY
WARRANTED?
>> I THINK IT WAS EXCESSIVE.
MARY WENT IN HARD ON WHITNEY.
>> YOU AGREE.
>> IF SOMEONE FACETIMED ME FOUR
TIMES I WOULD IGNORE HER AND NOT
RESPOND.
>> YOU'RE AGREEING.
AFTER MONTHS OF WAITING, WE
FINALLY BORE WITNESS OF THE FEDS
SWARMING BEAUTY LAB, AFTER THE
MOST AWKWARD SCENE IN A VEHICLE,
SINCE KIM AND KYLE IN A LIMO.
WHO DO YOU BELIEVE WAS ON THE
OPPOSITE END OF JEN'S PHONE
CALL?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW.
JEN SAID THAT SOMEONE CALLED HER
AND SHARRIEFF HAD INTERNAL
BLEEDING.
IN THE MOMENT, I BELIEVED JEN.
>> YOU WERE TRYING TO GET AHOLD
OF STU AS THE EPISODE ENDS.
DID YOU GET AHOLD OF HIM?
>> I DID NOT GET AHOLD OF STU.
>> YOU ADVISED HEATHER NOT TO
CALL JEN AND WARN HER THAT THE
FEDS WERE ON THEIR WAY.
WHY?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY.
MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS, LET HER
GO.
I DIDN'T DO IT.
>> YOU SEEMED RESOLUTE ABOUT
THAT.
JUST SO YOU --
>> I WAS VERY RESOLUTE WHEN I
SAID IT.
FOR SURE.
>> YOU WERE QUICK TO REALIZE THE
SITUATION WITH FEDS HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH SHARRIEFF, THOUGH.
HOW DID YOU COME TO THAT
REALIZATION?
>> MY BRAIN WORKS FAST.
>> OKAY.
SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE THOUGHT
THAT THE LAW ENFORCEMENT
OFFICERS WERE STRIPPERS.
IS THAT A REAL THING?
>> WHITNEY THOUGHT THEY WERE
STRIPPERS.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE THERE FOR
HEATHER.
I ASKED HEATHER, WHAT DID YOU
DO?
>> DID THE LAW ENFORCEMENT LOOK
IN THE BUS TO SEE IF SHE WAS
HIDING?
WERE THERE NOOKS SHE COULD BE
IN?
>> I THINK THEY KNEW SHE WAS
GONE BECAUSE SOMEONE FROM THE
PRODUCTION TEAM.
HEATHER GOT UP AND LEFT THE BUS
AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH
THE LAW ENFORCEMENT.
>> RIGHT.
WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION TO THE
SCENE?
>> MY FAVORITE THING WAS, LIKE,
OH, MY GOD.
I'M FREAKING OUT.
>> BY THE WAY, IN NEXT WEEK'S
EPISODE, I WILL SAY, NEXT WEEK'S
EPISODE TAKES PLACE ABOUT EIGHT
OR TEN HOURS.
AND IT IS MAYBE TOP FIVE OF ANY
HOUSEWIVES EPISODE I'VE EVER
SEEN IN MY LIFE.
>> THE WHOLE ENTIRE VAN RIDE?
>> YES.
IT'S EVERYTHING.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO GET OUR MOST
RAW EMOTIONS.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU CALLED SEVERAL OF YOUR
LAWYERS IN NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE,
WHY?
>> I SHOULDN'T GOOGLE THINGS,
RIGHT?
WE WANT TO GET THE FACTS.
FOR ME, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
WAS TO GET THE FACTS.
>> RIGHT.
SO, THE BEST THING WAS TO CALL
AN ATTORNEY AND ASK THEM WHAT
WAS ON THE DOCKET.
>> GET BACK TO WWHL.TV TO ANSWER
THIS POLL.
SHOULD HEATHER HAVE CALLED JEN?
>> DON'T BE INVOLVED.
THE AUDIENCE AGREES.
MERE HOURS ON LAST NIGHT'S
"SNL," CHLOE
MILEY CYRUS.
I NEED YOUR HOT TAKES ON ALL OF
THE DRAMA.
WHAT ARE YOU ANXIOUS TO HEAR
FROM JEN SHAH ABOUT THIS?
>> I FEAR JEN SHAH ON TWITTER.
SO, I'M AFRAID TO COMMENT.
>> IF YOU WERE WHITNEY, HOW
WOULD YOU HANDLE RECEIVING THE
SEPARATE DRESS CODE?
>> I LOVE A COSTUME.
I WOULD SHOW UP IN BOOTEE
SHORTS.
>> THEY GIFTED THE BAGS AND
APRONS.
>> IT'S TRIGGERED ME.
WHEN A TIFFANY BOX DIDN'T HAVE
TIFFANY IN IT.
>> THOUGHTS ON THE NEW WIFE IN
SALT LAKE CITY, JENNY AND E
AND HER HUSBAND SUGGESTING THE
SISTER WIVES OPTION.
>> THOUGHTS ON MARY, IN GENERAL.
SHE'S A QUIRKY GAL.
DO YOU BELIEVE HER WHEN SHE SAYS
HER AND SETH'S RELATIONSHIP IS
BETTER THAN EVER.
>> I'M HORNY FOR IT.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
LISA STRUGGLED WITH HER SON'S
VIRTUAL REALITY HEADSET TONIGHT.
THAT REMINDED ME THAT SOME OF
THE SALT LAKE CITY WOMEN HAVE
BEEN VIEWING THE QUEEN OF
SUNDANCE THROUGH JET G. GOGGLES.
DEFEND YOUR CHARACTER.
THERE'S ACCUSATIONS YOU FACED
THIS SEASON FOR EACH ONE.
EXPLAIN WHAT WAS GOING ON THERE.
>> OKAY.
>> WHY INVITE ONLY MEREDITH AND
WHITNEY TO THE EVENT?
>> I KNOW MEREDITH WON'T ENGAGE.
>> WHY DID YOUR SON NOT WANT JEN
TO BE THERE, BY THE WAY?
>> YOU'LL FIND THAT OUT.
>> BE HONEST.
THE ONLY WAY YOU MENTIONED JEN
ABOUT SENDING HER PRODUCT LINE
WAS TO GET UNDER JEN'S SKIN AND
PUT A WEDGE BETWEEN SHE AND
WHITNEY?
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.
WE WERE TWO BANKS.
WE WERE GETTING CHUMMY.
WHY IS IT OKAY THEY BRING UP KOA
AND GIVE KOA GIFTS BUT I CAN'T
SAY HIS NAME WITHOUT GETTING
YELLED AT.
>> WAS THERE ANY ILL INTENT WHEN
YOU SAID YOU NEEDED TO GOOGLE
CHECK SOME OF WHAT MARY SAID?
>> NOT AT ALL.
DO YOU SEE HOW MANY COKES I
DRINK IN A DAY?
CARBONATION.
>> IS THAT A THING?
>> BASED ON WHAT MARY SAID.
>> DID WHITNEY FEEL LIKE YOU SET
HER UP?
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.
>> DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THE CATERER CANCELLING?
>> NO.
AND MARCO'S BROTHER CATERED HER
EVENT.
I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
>> BEING THE SOLE MORMON, WHY
DID YOU REFER TO WHITNEY AND
ANGIE AS IN-BRED POLYGAMY
COUSINS?
>> FACT.
>> I THINK THERE'S SOME
FIRST-COUSIN ACTION THAT
HAPPENED A LONG TIME AGO.
AND THEY HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT
THE LDS IS A RELIGION, IT'S A
RELIGION AND NOT A HERITAGE.
THEY CONFUSE THE TWO.
>> WERE JEN'S MEAN TWEETS
TOWARDS BROOKS IN THE SAME
CATEGORY OF INSULT AS SOMEONE
TELLING YOU YOUR CHILD HAD A BIG
HEAD AT THE AGE OF 3?
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.
AS A MOM, YOU GET MAD AT THINGS.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, LISA
BARLOW.
BY THE WAY, IF YOU ARE A REAL
HOU
HOUSEWIFE, WHAT WOULD YOUR
TAGLINE BE?
>> THIS CITY DOESN'T SLEEP, BUT
I'M ALWAYS TIRED.
>> YES.
>>> WHEN WE COME BACK, WE HAVE
MORE WITH LISA AND CHLOE.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>> ALL RIGHT.
WELCOME BACK TO "WATCH WHAT
HAPPENS LIVE."
I'M YOUR HOST ANDY COHEN, IN THE
BRAVO CLUBHOUSE.
NO PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE MAFIA
COSTUMES NEEDED HERE.
SAY HELLO TO LISA BARLOW AND
CHLOE FINEMAN FROM "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE."
LISA'S HUSBAND, JOHN BARLOW.
HEY, JOHN.
DO YOU LIKE BEING A REAL HUSBAND
OF SALT LAKE CITY?
>> AS LONG AS I'M LISA'S REAL
HUSBAND, I'M OKAY.
>> AW.
>> FOREVER AND EVER.
>> DRINKING GAME, IF YOU HEAR
THIS WORD, IN HONOR OF JEN
GIVING LEISA HER PINKIE.
DRINK UNTIL YOU'RE GIVING
EVERYONE THE FINGER.
LET'S TAKE QUESTIONS FROM OUR
VIRTUAL FANS.
THEY ARE IN LONDON.
IT'S 4:00 IN THE MORNING THERE.
HEY, GUYS.
WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION FOR LISA?
>> HI, LISA.
>> HI.
HAVE YOU HEARD SINCE MARY WHEN
THE EPISODE AIRED THAT SHE HAD
THE CONVERSATION WITH CAMERON?
AND DO YOU BELIEVE MARY?
>> YOU WILL HAVE TO STAY TUNED.
BUT MARY KNOWS I'M FRIENDS WITH
CAMERON.
I'VE KNOWN CAMERON LONGER THAN
I'VE KNOWN HER.
AND I KNEW CAMERON WAS A MEMBER
OF MARY'S CHURCH.
>> DID YOU HEAR FROM MARY AFTER
THE EPISODE?
>> DID I HEAR FROM HER?
I DID NOT HEAR FROM HER AFTER
THE EPISODE.
>> JENNIFER AND TOM HAVE A
QUESTION FOR CHLOE.
>> HEY, ANDY.
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IN FIVE
DAYS.
AND WE HOPE THAT SOMEONE GIVES
US GLITTER EVERY DAY AS A GIFT.
I HOPE YOU GET SOMETHING BETTER
THAN A BOOK.
I LOVE THAT YOU HAVE A FANCY
MIC.
WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?
>> OUR QUESTION IS FOR CHLOE.
>> HI, CHLOE.
>> HEY.
>> AFTER WATCHING ALL FOUR PARTS
OF THE EPIC BEVERLY HILLS
REUNION, HOW HAVE YOU YOUR VIEWS
OF ERICA AND THE SITUATION
CHANGED?
>> SHE WAS SO RUDE TO YOU.
>> TO ME?
>> YES.
I DON'T THINK SHE HELPED
ANYTHING.
SHE IS A WOMAN BEING SUED.
I'VE NEVER BEEN SUED.
>> THANK YOU, VIRTUAL, AUDIENCE.
>> IT LOOKS LIKE YOU AND
MEREDITH AREN'T AS CLOSE THIS
SEASON.
>> I LOVE MEREDITH.
>> THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION.
ARE YOU AS CLOSE THIS SEASON?
>> I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ALWAYS
CLOSE FRIENDS.
AND YOU'RE SEEING US WITH
DIFFERENT FRIENDS ON THE SHOW.
THAT'S ALL.
>> CHLOE EXCITED OF THE "FATHER
OF THE BRIDE" REMAKE.
ARE YOU GOING TO ANY PREVIEW OF
HOW YOU PLAY THAT ROLE?
>> NOT WITH AN ACCENT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
CHLOE'S IMPRESSIONS ON "SNL" IS
THE BEST.
WE CAN LEAN ON CHLOE'S ABILITY
TO IMPERSONATE ANYONE AND
EVERYONE.
A SLOT MACHINE GRAPHIC WILL
REVEAL A RANDOM CELEBRITY, THAT
CHLOE WILL HAVE TO MIMIC AS SHE
READS LINES FROM SALT LAKE CITY.
AND LISA WILL HAVE TO GUESS WHO
ORIGINALLY SAID EACH LINE.
LET'S SPIN IT.
WOW.
THERE'S A LOT OF GREAT
IMPRESSIONS.
GIVE US THE FIRST ONE IN
BRITNEY'S VOICE.
>> OKAY.
SORRY.
THAT WAS REESE WITHERSPOON.
>> YOU GOT TWO FACES.
I USED TO KNOW ONE OF THEM.
>> MARY COSBY?
>> YES.
VERY GOOD.
GOOD JOB.
OKAY.
SPIN THE WHEEL.
DREW.
>> I CAN'T LISTEN TO THE
DESELECTING, PROJECTING AND
LYING ANYMORE.
>> YES.
>> WHO SAID IT?
>> 100% MEREDITH.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
SPIN IT, GUYS.
GOT TO LOVE IT.
MEREDITH MARKS.
>> I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR SEX.
I'M NOT ALWAYS LOOKING FOR LOVE.
>> HEATHER GAY.
>> YES.
HIT IT, PAUL.
OH, MY GOD.
I LOVE IT.
SO GOOD.
THAT WAS A GOOD MEREDITH.
MILEY.
>> YOU CAN'T BLAME IT BECAUSE MY
PLASTIC SURGEON IS FALL.
>> JEN SHAH.
>> FOUR OUT OF FOUR.
LISA BARLOW?
>> THIS IS NUMBER FIVE.
>> LISA LOVES HER EFFING SELF.
I WISH I HAD THAT MUCH
CONFIDENCE OUR ARROGANCE.
>> YES.
>> WHITNEY ROSE.
AND EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE THAT
MUCH CONFIDENCE.
>> SPIN IT, PAUL.
>> OKAY.
REESE.
>> UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS
THAT TRIGGERS YOU, WE CAN'T BE
FRIENDS.
>> 100% ME.
>> HIT IT, PAUL.
OH, MY GOD.
JENNIFER CLUELESS.
>> IF SOMEONE COMES UP TO ME
LIKE THAT, I'M ABOUT READY TO
PUNCH THEM IN THE EFFING FACE.
YEAH.
>> YES.
>> WHITNEY ROSE.
>> VERY MUCH.
THIS IS A SHOWCASE FOR CHLOE.
NICOLE KIDMAN.
>> I DIDN'T NEED A BUNCH OF
SKINNY PEOPLE.
I CAN HIRE A BUNCH OF HOT MODELS
IF I NEEDED THIS.
>> WHO WAS THIS?
>> YOU HAVE GOTTEN SEVEN SO FAR.
>> I NEED TO GET THIS RIGHT.
>> JEN SHAH.
>> YES.
>> SPIN IT AGAIN, GUYS.
MERYL.
>> YOU ARE AGGRESSIVE.
I DON'T ANYONE SPEAK TO ME
AGGRESSIVELY.
>> IS IT MEREDITH?
>> IT IS.
GIVE IT UP TO CHLOE.
MORE WITH THESE TWO AND MY
GIVE IT UP TO CHLOE.
MORE WITH THESE TWO AND MY
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, COMING UP.
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>>> HEY, EVERYBODY.
I'M ANDY.
WE'RE HERE WITH LISA, CHLOE AND
JOHN BARLOW AT THE BAR.
GREAT "SNL" LAST NIGHT.
DID YOU HAVE FUN AT THE PARTY
AFTER?
>> YEAH, I DID.
ANY HIGHLIGHTS?
ANYONE SURPRISING SHOW UP?
>> THERE WEREN'T ANY -- IT WAS
REALLY LOUD MUSIC.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> AND PEOPLE MAKING OUT THAT I
WENT, OKAY.
>> OKAY.
A LOT OF -- WHY DO YOU THINK
MEREDITH IS QUICK TO DEFEND
MARY?
>> I THINK YOU HAVE TO WAIT AND
SEE.
>> SHE SAID TONIGHT -- DID SHE
NOT SAY TONIGHT THAT SHE IS A
LITTLE AFRAID OF HER?
>> A LITTLE AFRAID OF HER.
BY THE WAY, LOVE YOUR TIMOTHEE
CHALAMET IMPRESSION.
HAVE YOU HEARD FROM HIM ABOUT
IT?
>> I RAN INTO HIM MULTIPLE TIMES
ABOUT IT.
I FEEL LIKE A CREEPY OLDER
WOMAN.
WELL, LITTLE BOY.
DO YOU LIKE --
>> HOW DOES HE RESPOND?
>> ON "SNL," I WORE HIS
CLOTHING.
AND I ACTUALLY KEPT IT.
AND I REALIZED I SHOULDN'T HAVE
DONE IT.
SO, I HAVE HIS -- THAT'S CREEPY.
IT'S JUST CREEPY.
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY, THAT DOES
SOUND CREEPY.
>> YEAH.
WHERE DO YOU STAND WITH ANGIE
RIGHT NOW?
>> I HAVEN'T TALKED TO ANGIE
SINCE SNOW TUBING.
>> OKAY.
YOU DID CALL HER TONIGHT ON THIS
BROADCAST A POLYGAMIST -- NO.
WHAT DID YOU CALL HER?
INBRED POLYGAMIST SISTERS.
>> ANYWAY.
CHLOE --
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>> THEY SHARE A BLOODLINE.
>> OKAY.
HOW SHOCKED WERE YOU WHEN
OUTLETS REPORTED YOUR FAKE
WEDDING AND IT WAS A REAL
WEDDING?
>> HE'S HERE.
>> MY REAL BOYFRIEND LOVED IT.
>> HE DID?
GOOD.
>> OKAY.
LISA, WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION
WHEN YOU HEARD DEWEY PROPOSE
HAVING A SISTER WIFE TO JENNIE?
>> I WAS SHOCKED.
I HAVE KNOWN THEM FOR TEN YEARS.
I WOULD NEVER THINK THAT DEWEY
WOULD WANT A SISTER WHIF.
JENNIE IS A LOT.
SHE IS A LOT.
>> SAM G. WANTS TO KNOW YOUR
REACTION OF THE CONVERSATION
WITH JEN AND STUART BEING LOYAL
TO EACH OTHER.
ESPECIALLY IN LIGHT OF RECENT
EVENTS.
>> I'VE ONLY KNOWN JEN AND STU
LOYAL TO EACH OTHER.
>> MEREDITH JUST TWEETED SHE IS
NOT AFRAID OF MARY.
>> MEREDITH IS NOT AFRAID OF
MARY.
>> TIME FOR MY MAZEL OF THE DAY.
IT GOES FOR THE RUNNERS WHO
COMPLETED THE 50th NEW YORK CITY
MARATHON, INCLUDING OUR FRIENDS
IN THE AUDIENCE AND WILLIE GEIST
AND A SHIRTLESS MATT JAMES.
MATT AND TYLER FINISHED IN JUST
OVER FIVE HOURS, A LONG TIME FOR
ANY TWO PEOPLE FROM "THE
BACHELOR" TO STAY TOGETHER.
ALSO, IF ANYONE'S WONDERING,
THIS SIGN SUMS UP HOW I FEEL
ABOUT THE RUNNERS.
I DON'T NEED TO RUN A MARATHON
TO BE RELEVANT.
THANK YOU.
TONIGHT'S SHOCK GOES TO VIN
DIESEL.
HE MADE A PUBLIC PLEA ON
INSTAGRAM FOR DWAYNE JOHNSON TO
RETURN TO "THE FAST AND
FURIOUS," SAYING MY LITTLE
BROTHER, DUANE, THE TIME HAS
COME.
I HOPE YOU ARISE TO THE
OCCASION.
THIS FEELS STRAIGHT OUT OF
"HOUSEWIVES."
WHEN BETTE MIDLER AND SHELLEY
LONG DIDN'T GET ALONG ON
"OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE," BUT GAYER
SOMEHOW.
IT'S TIME FOR THE MEN TO COME
TOGETHER AND UNITE AGAINST THEIR
COMMON ENEMY, SLEEVES.
I WANT TO THANK LISA, CHLOE AND
JOHN FOR BEING HERE.
WE SAID IT 22 TIMES, IF YOU WERE
PLAYING THE DRINKING GAME.
SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.
IT WILL BE A GOOD ONE.
WATCH THE AFTER SHOW NOW ON
TWITTER LIVE.
GREAT TO SEE YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANKS, JOHN BARLOW.
**
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