>>> I PITY ANYONE WHO TRIES HIM
AND THE COMES TO DICK CHENEY,
SHE COULD PT RECOGNIZE HIM. FOR
IT'S "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE"
WITH KEKE RIGHT NOW.
* *
>>> WELCOME TO "WATCH WHAT
HAPPENS LIVE."
I'M ANDY COHEN HOSTING AN ICONIC
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY RIGHT HERE
IN NEW YORK CITY.
MY FIRST GUEST HAS SO MANY JOBS,
SHE HAD TO CREATE A COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT ALTER EGO SO SHE COULD
DO MORE.
CHECK HER OUT IN THE NEW DIGICAL
SERIES "SOUTHERN BALL INSULTS"
WHICH DROPPED TODAY ON AMAZON.
GIVE IT UP FOR KEKE VOLLMER AND
MY GUEST IS NO STRANGER TO DRAMA
BUT YOU CAN FIND HIM ACTING IN A
LITERAL DRAMA IN "DEAR WHITE
PEOPLE VOLUME IV.
"IT'S OUR PAL.
I MEAN, YOU TWO BUDDIES?
>> YEAH, I LOVE HIM ORIGINALLY
FROM "REAL WORLD."
WHERE HE SHUT THE SHOW DOWN.
BREAKING DOWN BARRIERS.
ALL OVER THE PLACES.
I NEVER FORGOT THAT SEASON.
I NEVER FORGOT HIS EPISODE.
I LOVE YOU.
>> AND I GOT TO TELL YOU THIS.
I USED TO WATCH YOU ON "TRUE
JACKSON" AND SAY I WANTED A MY
SON TO MARRY YOU.
>> WELL, LET'S GET IT GOING.
>> NO, NO, NO.
I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT TO MY
GIRL, KEKE.
I LOVE MY SON, BUT NO.
>> AND HE HELPS LAUNCH NEW
BUSINESS IDEAS BUT TONIGHT HE'S
POURING DRINKING INTO ALL OUR
IDEAS INVOLVE PIZZA.
THURSDAY'S AT 9:00, IT'S OUR
BUDDY SCOTT EVANS.
HEY, SCOTT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> I LOVE YOU.
LISTEN, HOW YOU DOING?
>> YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO MILK
YOUR TIME OVER HERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
SERVE THE DRINKS, YOU GOT TO
MILK YOUR TIME.
THIS IS THE BLACKEST SHOW YOU'VE
EVER DONE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> YOU CAN CALL THIS A BLACK
PARTY.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD
CHARACTERIZE IT AS THE BLACKEST
SHOW WE'VE EVER DONE?
>> I MEAN, MAYBE.
>> DRINKING GAME ALERT, ANYTIME
YOU HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS WORD,
AND YOU'RE 21 OR OVER, DRINK
UNTIL YOUR BODY IS LEAKY PALMER.
AND WE SAW MUSHROOM-INFUSED TEA.
WAS THAT A GOOD IDEA?
>> NO.
>> RIGHT.
ALTHOUGH, I HAVE TO SAY I ENJOY
THE BOUNDARY-BREAKING OF DOING
MUSHROOMS ON TELEVISION.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
>> NINE PERFECT STRANGERS.
>> BUT THAT'S A SCRIPTED SHOW.
THIS IS A REAL THING.
LET'S FIND OUT.
LET'S TALK ABOUT POTOMAC.
DO YOU AGREE WITH THE BULL THOSK
WOMEN THAT CANDICE CUTS TOO
QUICKLY OR IS IT RIGHT THEY
DON'T ORATE.
>> I REALLY DID FEEL SHE WAS
RIGHT WITH THE FACT THAT LOOK,
THOSE GIRLS COME AT HER NEXT.
AND THEY'RE LIKE, OH, OH, OH.
IT'S LIKE, COME ON.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT HER TO DO?
>> YOU GO WAY TOO DEEP, GIRL.
CUT IT. FOR IT'S INAPPROPRIATE.
STOP IT, PERIOD, NO.
>> THEY DON'T GO TOO DEEP.
>> >> NOT AS MUCH AS HER.
>> THEY TALKING ABOUT A MAN WITH
A MAMA.
>> IT'S LIKE, GIRL, IF SHE WENT
ON ANOTHER SHOW, THE.
[ BLEEP]
WAS LIKE "LOVE AND HIP-HOP"
SHE'D HAVE BEEN KNOCKED OUT
ALREADY.
>> SHE KNOWS HER SHOW.
>> SHE KNOWS HER AUDIENCE.
>> HAS YOUR OPINION OF ERICA
CHANGED?
>> I THINK MAYBE BECAUSE OF THE
ALTITUDE IN THE PAST, THEY DON'T
HAVE A LOT OF COMPASSION FOR
WHAT SHE COULD GENUINELY BE
GOING THROUGH.
WE ALWAYS EXPECT PEOPLE TO
RESPOND A SPECIFIC WAY AND WHEN
THEY DON'T, WE'RE LIKE IT'S
BECAUSE X, Y, AND Z.
AND I THINK MAYBE SHE'S
GENUINELY IN SHOCK AND DOESN'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO.
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SHE
DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SHE'S TONE
DEAF WITH HER POST.
THERE ARE PEOPLE SAYING WE DIED
WHILE MONEY WAS TAKEN.
I SUPPORT HER AND I LOVE HER.
BUT YOU GOT TO CUT WITH THE
POST.
>> VERY GRATEFUL.
>> BACK TAPOTOMAC.
BACK TO THE REACTION IN THE
FINALE.
ARE THEY HEADING DOWN THE AISLE?
>> HE CAN MARRY ME.
HE IS FINE.
DIPPING AND DABBING, GIRL.
>> LET'S GET INTO IT FOR REAL.
>> AND REUNION STYLING, ERICA'S
DEMURE.
DID SHE TAME IT DOWN?
>> I SAW A LITTLE FIRE IN THE
BACK.
>> YEAH, YOU ARE.
DID YOU FEEL KAREN AND RAY WILL
BREAK THE HOUSEWIVES VOW RENEWAL
CURSE IN
>> OH, YEAH, SHE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE.
>> THEY REALLY HOLDING IT DOWN.
>> WHOSE SHADE AGAINST THE OTHER
HAS ALWAYS BEEN MORE RAW THAN
REASONABLE?
KAREN OR GISELE?
>> THEY'RE BOTH SHADY.
AND TOTALLY DIFFERENT VIBES.
TOE TO TOE.
>> WHO'S YOUR PICK FOR PRETTIEST
IN PINK AT THE POTOMAC REUNION?
>> KAREN.
THE GRAND DAM.
>> I LOVE -- BUT FOR ME, IT'S
BETWEEN MIA AND CANDICE.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BOTH OF
YOU.
IN "SOUTHERN BELL INSULTS" KEKE
PLAYS A WOMAN WHO BASICALLY ACTS
LIKE PARKS IF SOMEONE DROPPED A
TRUCK INTO HER LAP.
YOU USE THE POWERS VESTED IN MY
BY BRAVO TO MAKE LADY MISS
JACQUELINE A REAL HOUSEWIFE FOR
A DAY.
GET INTO CHARACTER SO YOU CAN
ANSWER MY QUESTION.
WHAT CITY WOULD YOU LIVE IN?
>> NEW ORLEANS, DARLING.
>> WHAT WOULD BE YOURB TAGLINE?
>> OUT WITH THE MESS AND IN WITH
THE FINESSE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> WHICH WOULD BE YOUR BIGGEST
ADVERSARY?
>> THE ONLY ONE THAT COULD STAND
TOE TO TOE WOULD BE MISS NENY
BUT SHE'S PAST HER PRIME.
>> WHICH HOUSEWIFE WOULD BE YOUR
BIGGEST ALLY?
>> MM, PROBABLY FEDRA, SHE COULD
GET ME OUT OF JURY DUTY AND
MORE.
>> WHICH HOUSEWIFE DO YOU WANT
TO DO A MUSICAL COLLABORATION
WITH?
>> PROBABLY CANDICE BECAUSE IT'S
SO EASY TO OUT SING HER.
>> SHE'S SHADY.
>> A LOT OF STHAD.
SHADE.
>> WHAT IS THE CATCHPHRASE YOU
WOULD TRY TO THROW INTO EVERY
CONVERSATION OR ARGUMENT?
>> OH, SOMEBODY GET ME A DRINK.
>> ALL RIGHT. FOR I LIKE IT.
>> WHICH BUSINESS WOULD YOU
START IN YOUR FIRST SEASON?
>> THE BUSINESS OF TAKING MY
HUSBAND'S MONEY.
>> HELLO.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> LADY MISS NEEDS HER OWN SHOW.
>> AS A CARD-CARRYING MEMBER OF,
HE'S LIVING PROOF THAT AS TIME
GOES BY, ALL THINGS JUST KEEP
GETTING BETTER.
>> YES, THEY DO.
>> I THOUGHT WE COULD SEE WHO
STANDS OUT AMONG HIS BALD
BRETHREN WITH WHO'S THE HOTTER
BALD -- AND FOR EACH PAIR, YOU
SAY WHO IS DOPIER?
BRUCE WILLIS OR VIN DIESEL?
WHO'S DOPIER?
>> BRUCE WILLES FOR ME.
>> BRUCE WILLIS FOR ME AS WELL.
>> COMMON OR NEO?
>> DEFINITELY COMMON.
>> COMMON.
>> NEOHIDE THE HEAD.
>> STANLEY TUCCI OR BILLY ZAEN?
>> STANLEY TUCCI.
>> I DON'T KNOW THAT BILLY ZANE
IS FINE.
HE CAN GET IT.
>> THAT PART, LOVE.
I HAVE TO GO WITH L.L.
>> YES, THE LADIES LOVE L.L. AND
SO DO THE FELLAS.
>> HOW ABOUT TYRESE OR JASON
STAGTM?
>> SO SORRY, TYRESE.
>> I'M NOT SORRY, TYRESE, JASON.
>> OR DAY DIG -- TAYE DIGGS?
>> THAT'S MY SHOW.
>> ACTUALLY, THAT BOOTY.
>> I'VE SEEN HIS ABS MULTIPLE
TIMES.
>> MALONEY.
LOVE HIM.
>> REMEMBER THE SHOW "OZ."
HE WAS THE STAR OF THE SHOW.
>> IT WAS HARD TO WATCH AFTER A
WHILE.
IT WAS SO DANGEROUS.
>> IT WAS LIKE GAY PORN, THAT
SHOW.
>> CORY IS JUST FINE.
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT MAN?
>> I DON'T KNOW THAT MAN.
YOU DON'T KNOW CORY BOOKER?
YOU DO NOT KNOW YOUR
POLITICIANS, AS IT TURNS OUT.
>> HE'S ALSO A POLITICIAN?
I'M SORRY.
>> FROM NEW JERSEY.
>> I'M STARTING TO SEE
CONSISTENCY.
>> I'M SORRY TO THIS MAN, I'M
SORRY TO THAT MAN.
WOW.
OKAY.
PAUL SHAFFER OR JEFF BEZOS?
JEFF BEZOS IS STANDING ON TOP OF
$8 BILLION.
>> YEAH.
>> I JUST FEEL LIKE HE WOULD
BE --
>> A LOT TO WHAT?
>> TO DEAL WITH.
I'M GOING TO WITH THE MAN ON THE
LEFT.
>> MAN ON THE LEFT.
MICHAEL CHICKILOUS OR SAMUEL L.
JACKSON?
>> SAMUEL L.
>> SAMUEL L?
>> THAT WAS A FUN GAME.
WHEN WE COME BACK, MORE WITH
>> THAT WAS A FUN GAME.
WHEN WE COME BACK, MORE WITH
KEKE AND CUROMMO.
>> SO, YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH --
>> YES, BUT I WISH THERE WAS
SOMETHING WORTH WAKING UP FOR.
>> LISTEN, YOU'RE NO GOOD TO
ANYONE ELSE, ESPECIALLY
YOURSELF, IF YOU'RE BURNT OUT.
>> WE ALL HAVE A LOT BUT BEING
PRODUCTIVE IS JUST ONE OF THEM.
>> ALL RIGHT.
THAT WAS A CLIP OF "DEAR WHITE
PEOPLE" NOW SCREENING ON
NETFLIX.
KARAMO CAN ACT, KEKE.
I'M NOT SURPRISED.
BOTH OF YOU I FEEL CAN DO
ANYTHING.
>> OH.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN SING,
KARAMO.
>> I STILL RAP.
>> GIVE US SOMETHING.
>> OH, NO.
NO, NO.
>> WELCOME BACK TO "WATCH WHAT
HAPPENS LIVE."
ALSO HERE WITH KEKE PALMER.
AND THE HOST OF "AMERICA'S BIG
DEAL" SCOTT EVANS.
HEY, SCOTT.
AND INTERESTING.
A REMINDER, ANYTIME YOU HEAR
THIS WORD, DRINK UNTIL YOU TAKE
A FAB DIVE.
AND EXCLUSIVE UPDATES ON YOUR
SHOW AND MORE GOOD STUFF, LIKE
THE CHANCE TO WIN A TRIP FOR
TWO, YOU AND A FRIEND, TO ATTEND
THE TAPING OF THIS SHOW, "WATCH
WHAT HAPPENS LIVE."
TEXT WWHL SWEET TO 917809420.
9
917809020.
BECAUSE THAT'S EASY TO REMEMBER.
BY THE WAY, HE SAID THIS PERSON
THINKS THIS IS THE BLACKEST AND
BEST SHOW SO FAR.
>> YES.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> CAN WE GET A SHOW --
>> THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
>> CAN WE GET A SHOW CREATED
WITH KEKE PALMER AND KARAMO.
>> WE'RE READY.
>> SIGN US UP RIGHT NOW.
>> DI'M READY RIGHT NOW.
>> FROM LONG ISLAND, YOUR
QUESTION FOR KEKE.
HI.
HOW YOU DOING?
>> Caller: I'M DOING GOOD.
SO, SINCE YOU START WITH J-LO
AND "HUSTLERS."
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BENNIFER
2.0?
>> I'M HAPPY FOR MY GIRL, J-LO.
IF SHE'S HAPPY, LET'S GO.
THAT'S IT.
YEAH.
>> AND HERE IS SABRINA FROM
ROCHESTER WITH A QUESTION FOR
KARAMO.
>> COME ON.
>> HEY, GUYS.
SO, SINCE YOU WENT ON 40 DATES
IN THE NEW SEASON OF "QUEER
EYE."
WHICH WAS THE WEIRDEST OR WORST
DATE?
>> I WENT ON WITH A GENTLEMAN
THAT DID NOT TELL ME HE WAS
5'1", AND I'M 6'3", SO IT WAS A
LITTLE AWKWARD WHEN I GOT IN THE
CAR.
IT WAS VERY, VERY AWKWARD.
>> BY THE WAY, MICHELLE W. SAID
I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU WITH YOUR
NEW BO.
WHEN DID YOU TWO BECOME
OFFICIAL?
>> I'M IN LOVE.
>> REALLY?
>> WHIPPED.
>> OH, REALLY?
>> AND HE'S ONE OF THE MOST
TALENTED PEOPLE EVER.
HIS NAME IS CARLOS.
HE'S A PHOTOGRAPHER AND WORKS
FOR BRANDS LIKE KYLIE AND HE'S
THE MOST SWEETEST GUY EVER.
>> COME ON.
YES.
>> KEKE, WANTS TO KNOW WHAT WAS
THE MOST NERVE RACKING PART
ABOUT SINGING "NATIONAL ANTHEM"
A FEW WEEKS AGO?
>> I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THE FACT
THERE WAS SO MANY PEOPLE.
I'VE NEVER PERFORMED IN FRONT OF
THAT MANY PEOPLE.
IT EXCITES ME FOR THE
PERFORMANCE.
SO, I WAS GAGGED.
>> AND YOUR VOICE WAS
EVERYTHING.
YOU DID IT.
>> YES, IT WAS.
KEKE STARRED IN A BROADWAY SHOW
WHEN SHE WAS JUST 21 YEARS OLD.
AND WHILE KARAMO HAS YET TO
GRACE THE GREAT WHITE WAY, HE
BASICALLY QUALIFIES FOR A
THEATER DEGREE ON ACCOUNT OF
BEING, YOU KNOW, GAY.
IT'S ABOUT TO BE CURTAIN UP AT
THE CLUBHOUSE PLAY HOUSE.
FOLKS, TAKE YOUR PLACES.
YOU'RE GOING TO BOTH BE READING
FROM THE EXQUISITE TEXT FROM THE
FIERY BOX SCENE FROM THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC.
KEKE WILL PLAY THE GRAND DAM.
AND YOU'LL BE GISELE.
ACTORS, YOU MAY BEGIN.
>> LISTEN, WE ALL KNOW I CAN'T
STAND KAREN.
>> THE FEELING IS MUTUAL.
>> ME AND KAREN WILL PROBABLY
NEVER BE GOOD.
SO, I DECIDED TO TELL THE TRUTH,
THE WHOLE TRUTH.
>> GISELE, YOU DON'T WANT THIS.
>> YOUR DRUNK TRUTH, YOUR
CHEATING TRUTH?
>> OH, SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP.
>> LISTEN, I WILL SPREAD IT OUT
OVER TIME.
DON'T WORRY.
I WILL TELL IT ALL MISTHING.
IO YOU ARE DISGUSTING.
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR
FIERY BUT THAT'S ON FIRE BECAUSE
YOU CAN'T KEEP A MAN.
YOU WANT TO TELL SOMEONE THAT?
TELL SOMEONE WHAT'S GOING ON
BETWEEN YOUR LEGS.
>> WE KNOW THAT DING DONG AT
YOUR HOUSE IS BROKEN.
SHE'S OBSESSED WITH MY KUCHY.
>> YOU WILL NOT OBSESS MY
HUSBAND WHEN YOUR DING DONG IS
IN EVERYONE ELSE'S VAGINA.
>> AT LEAST IT WORKS.
>> GISELE, YOU'RE A BROKEN
HO FROM HAMPTON UNIVERSITY AND
EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.
>> AND SCENE.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> THOSE GIRLS GO IN.
>> THEY REALLY DO.
>> I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW DIRTY IT
WAS.
>> STOP BRINGING UP THE SCHOOL
FROM HAMPTON UNIVERSITY.
>> KAREN DOES APOLOGIZE TO THE
FOLKS AT HAMPTON UNIVERSITY AT
THE REUNION.
>> THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE SHE TRIED
TO PUT SMUT ON THEIR NAME.
>> YES, MURIEL SAID IF YOU WERE
ABLE TO MODERATE ANY HOUSEWIFE,
WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
>> IT WOULD -- YOU ABOUT TO --
OH, I WOULD PROBABLY DO POTOMAC
OR SALT LAKE CITY.
SALT LAKE CITY IS DOING AMAZING
RIGHT NOW.
AND I WOULD LOVE TO GET INTO
THAT.
>> AND HOW DID SHE REACT WHEN
SHE FOUND OUT SHE BE PLAYING THE
SISTER TO A CHARACTER SHE HATED?
>> I REALIZEDE SHE WAS A TRUE
MEDIAN BECAUSE SHE LITERALLY
GAVE ME THE ONE ROLE I ASKED
ABOUT.
I LOVE HER.
>> COMING UP, MORE WITH THESE
TWO.
>>> WELCOME BACK TO "WATCH WHAT
HAPPENS LIVE."
I MEAN, IT IS LIT IN HERE.
IT'S ANDY WITH KEKE, KARAMO AND
SCOTT.
KARAMO, WHAT WERE YOU JUST
TRYING TO MAKE HAPPEN DURING THE
BREAK?
>> SCOTT HAS BODY UNDER THAT
SHIRT.
LIKE BODY ODDY ODDY.
I WAS TRYING TO GET HIM TO TAKE
HIS SHIRT OFF AND THAT'S WHY THE
AUDIENCE WAS YELLING.
>> TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT.
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> BOSS SAID I JUST REACTIVATED
MY TWITTER TO SAY THIS IS PURE
FIRE TONIGHT.
KEKE AND KARAMO AMAZING.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
>> KEKE, WANTS TO KNOW IF SHADY
KAREN DIDN'T TELL WENDY ABOUT
HER CANDLE LINES?
>> IT'S NOT SHADY.
SHE JUST WASN'T TRYING TO OVER
SHADOW.
>> KARAMO, CYNTHIA R. SAID,
OKAY, I READ SOMEWHERE YOU HAD A
SMALL PART IN THE 2011 FILM
"PRINCESS DIARIES."
IS THAT TRUE?
>> NO.
THAT'S ON GOOGLE THAT I'M IN THE
CAST.
NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
>> CRAIG G, WANTS TO KNOW IF
YOU'RE GOING TO RETHINK HAVING A
MEATLESS MENU?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I REALLY TRIED
TO REACH OUT THE CHEF TO
APOLOGIZE BECAUSE I DIDN'T MEAN
ANY HARM TO THAT MAN.
IT WAS MY PERSONAL PREFERENCE TO
HAVE A LITTLE BIT MORE FLAVOR.
>> KEKE, DID YOU PAY --
>> PLEASE SPILL A LITTLE DROP OF
TEA OF SUPER SECRETIVE JORDAN
PEEL MOVIE.
>> I CAN'T.
YOU KNOW, JORDAN AIN'T PLAYING
AROUND ON ME.
>> HOW SPOOKY IS IT?
IS IT SFOOKY?
>> I'LL LET Y'ALL BE THE JUDGE
OF IT.
>> IF I GIVE THIS TO YOU, I
PROMISE I'LL TELL YOU.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO TELL.
>> I KNOW.
>> AND HOSTING THE RED CARP.
>> I'M SUPER EXCITED.
NEXT ONE IS PEOPLE'S CHOICE
AWARDS THAT TURN INTO E!
THIS IS A DREAM.
I USED TO PUT RYAN SEACREST ON
MUTE AND MIMIC IT LIKE I WAS
BEING HIM.
AND TO STEP INTO THOSE SHOES AND
BY MYSELF IS AMAZING.
FOR ANYONE OUT THERE WHO HAS A
DREAM, IT WILL COME TRUE.
GO AFTER IT.
>> IT'S SO TRUE.
>> WOW.
>> I LOVE KARAMO.
>> GOES TO LANCE BASS, WHO
LEARNED HE'S A DISTANT RELATIVE
OF BRITTNEY SPEARS.
THEY'RE SIXTH COUSINS ONCE
REMOVED.
THEY SHARE A BRITTNEY GENE.
IT TURNS OUT HE IS 0.00000%
BRITTNEY PITCH.
AND GOES TO DR. PHIL OUT TO BE
KARDASHIAN AND PETE DAVIDSON'S
RELATIONSHIP, WHETHER IT WAS
REAL OR BEING PLAYED UP FOR
HEADLINES?
HE SAID WHY NOT MONETIZE YOUR
RELATIONSHIP IF IT'S GOOD FOR
BOTH OF THEM.
THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T INCLUDE
QUOTES FROM MEN IN "GLITTER"
EVERY DAY.
MY NEW QUOTE BOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING?
AVAILABLE AND MAKES A GREAT
CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
I WANT TO THANK KEKE, KARAMO AND
SCOTT.
THE WORD OF THE NIGHT WAS WHAT?
HE SAID IT 18 TIMES.
IF YOU WERE PLAYING THE DRINKING
GAME, NO DRIVING.