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of LA realty,
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the real tea.
It's Watch What Happens Live
with gray-- gang
from Million Dollar Listing:
Los Angeles, now.
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* Andy Cohen's got the 411
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* midnight MC AC
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- Hey, everybody, welcome
to Watch What Happens Live.
I'm your host,
Andy Cohen,
in the Bravo Clubhouse
with five brokers
from the City of Angels,
who can sell the hell
out of a property.
From "Million Dollar Listing:
Los Angeles,"
please welcome
Tracy Tutor.
[cheers and applause]
There she is.
Josh Flagg.
[cheers and applause]
Josh Altman.
[cheers and applause]
James Harris.
[cheers and applause]
And David Parnes.
[cheers and applause]
Great to see you all.
Drinking game alert:
my guests will not know it,
but anytime you hear
anyone say this word,
if you're 21 or over,
house your drink.
And I gotta get into it,
about Josh not taking
the commission, uh,
for Tracy's house.
Raise your hand
if you would do the same
for a friend or
another realtor here.
Would you not take a commission,
uh, Altman, James, David,
Tracy, no one's
raising their hands.
[overlapping chatter]
For Tracy, how about
for Tracy?
- I mean, I would.
- Right.
Yes, well, Josh, any part of you
that regrets not taking
the $200,000?
- No, of course not.
- Aw.
- But wait,
I'll tell you,
Josh and I
were actually doing
a transaction too,
and he also, uh, said that he
would throw in his commission,
so he's a good dude
with that.
I would not do that
for everybody,
but he does.
- Wow, very--
give it up for Flagg,
everybo-- I mean,
um, Altman, we all can't wait
to see your parents' reaction
when you tol--
when you tell them
that you
bought them the house.
Is that the biggest gift
you've bought for someone?
- Oh hell yeah!
That's the biggest gift,
and, uh, I mean,
it was so cool.
I was crying,
and I don't cry
very often.
- Oh my god, uh,
Tracy, have you-
have you moved
into Hillcrest yet,
or started work?
Or what's happening there.
- No, we're still sort of
under construction.
I'm hoping for January,
but, uh, we're almost there.
Totally gutted it.
- James and David,
we got some questions
wanting to know
on a scale from 1-10,
how lit was Portia Umansky's,
uh, bat mitzvah?
[overlapping chatter]
- It was lit.
It was better
than my, uh, batier.
That girl knows
how to partay, let me tell you.
Lot of fun.
- So do her parents.
- Oh my god.
- By the way,
Charlotte I. said
"Is it true that Josh Altman
"has sold more mincen--
midcentury modern homes
"than anyone else
in L.A.?
"Or do you think he was
gassing himself up
"for the client?"
Josh Flagg, what do you think?
- Uh, I think he is good
with the modern white box.
[laughs]
- That's called
real estate shade.
I have a compelling offer
for all of you.
Talking smack about
each other, okay?
But don't worry,
there's a counter offer:
consuming booze.
That's 'cause
it's time to play
"Truth or Drink."
The monitor will reveal
shady questions
for each of you.
If you choose
not to answer,
sip your drink.
James, you can play along,
too, with water,
and let's spin it around.
Here we go.
- Let's go.
- Josh Flagg,
how much money is in your
checking account right now?
[laughs]
- Oh, he loves it.
He'll never have
a drink on that.
- Oh, he is drinking.
All right.
Okay, spin it around.
Tracy, which of the Million
Dollar Listing: New York brokers
are you the least
impressed by?
- Ooh, that's kinda brutal.
I can't say anything about, um,
obviously the female on the show
because you know
how that goes.
So I'm gonna go with
the easy answer,
and that's Fredrik Eklund.
- There you go.
Spin it around.
This is getting good.
David and James,
name one way Mauricio
could improve as a boss.
- Wow, answer his
bloody cell phone!
That's one right there.
- Answer his phone.
Spin it around.
Josh Flagg,
what's the sexiest thing
about Josh Altman?
[laughs]
- Uh, his-- actually, his sweet
personality underneath.
Can I still drink?
- Yeah, you can drink.
Uh, okay, spin it around.
James, what's
the most annoying thing
about working
with David?
- Be nice.
- Oh, (BLEEP),
I should probably
down my drink.
Um, classically correct here,
I'm gonna drink.
- Okay, spin it.
David, what's
the most annoying thing
about working
with James?
- I'm never gonna say
a word this episode.
- Okay, spin it
around again.
Tracy, on a scale
from one to ten,
how would you rate Erik
as a lover?
- I mean, that's easy, guys.
That's a ten.
- That's what we thought.
[cheers and applause]
Spin it, guys.
Altman, which of
your celebrity clients
has been the biggest nightmare
to work with?
- No way, too much money.
- All of the money.
- Very good,
thanks for playing, guys.
Another round of
"Truth or Drink."
Well, these realtors know
the value of a solid view,
so let's see what happens
if we obstruct theirs
for a round of
"Real Estate of Affairs."
You're all-- I want you all
to close your eyes.
I'm gonna ask
pointed questions.
Raise your hand if the answer
applies to you.
Okay, who thinks Altman
is threatened by Fredrik?
Okay, very good.
Only James there.
Okay, who would rather
co-list with Flagg than Altman?
- No takers.
Who thinks they have
the most money in the bank?
[laughs]
- I know whose
hands are up.
- Altman, close your eyes.
Who thinks Erik
will propose to Tracy
by year's end?
- Oh, God.
- Oh, it looks like you got
a lot of votes there.
You got-- it's a sweep!
All right!
- [indistinct]
- Who thinks they are
the most successful broker
in the group?
Okay, saw that coming,
and that's why
I love you guys.
Um, who has flirted
to make a sale?
Yes. Of course.
Wait, Altman,
you've never flirted
to make a sale?
- Oh, please.
- I don't-- I don't know--
I don't know what
you're talking about.
- Heather's watching
right now.
- Okay, let's-let's--
- He's so full of it.
- Let's take this one more.
Who has slept with
one of their clients?
- Ooh.
- Nobody?
Oh! Josh Flagg!
That is why I love
Josh Flagg.
Who here watches "Million Dollar
Listing New York"?
- All right, the two--
The Brits.
I love it.
Thanks for playing.
I really like that.
Well, tonight we saw Tracy
score the tees to--
keys to her dream home,
but who among her
fellow Bravo-lebrities
is actually living
in a nightmare?
Want to find out as we go
"House(wife) Hunting."
Tracy, I'm going
to present you
with pairs
of "Real Housewife" abodes.
Tell us which one
is superior.
What do you think about
Dorinda's recently renovated
Berkshires manor,
or Kenya's modern-built
Atlanta home?
- I'm goin' with Kenya's.
- Okay, what about Sheree's
custom-built chateau in Atlanta
or Heather Dubrow's,
um, master--
monstrosity in Orange County?
I say "monstrosity"
just meaning "huge."
- Uh, probably Heather.
I feel like she has
good taste.
- Okay, how about
Jen Shah's spacious, uh,
chalet in season one,
or slightly smaller
Shah chalet in season two?
- I'm going with spacious.
- How about Gina's suburban
tight townhouse
in Newport Beach
or Giselle's $800,000 cabin in
the woods in Potomac?
- Ooh.
I'm taking the townhouse?
[laughter]
- All right, here's the one
I'm really curious about.
LVP's Villa Rosa
in Beverly Hills
or Kyle's Encino
spacious home?
What do you think, Tracy?
- I've been
to Lisa's,
and I have to say,
I'd like to pick up Kyle's
and put it where Lisa's is.
How's that?
- Interesting. All right.
Thanks for playing
"House(wife) Hunting."
We're gonna come back with
a whole lot more of these guys.
We'll be right back.
[cheers and applause]
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* Watch what
Happens live *
* Watch what happens live *
Hey, everybody, welcome back to
"Watch What Happens Live."
I am Andy Cohen
in the Bravo Clubhouse
joined by five realtors
who always manage
to stay more competitive
than any market.
From "Million Dollar
Listing LA,"
it's Tracy Tutor,
Josh Flagg,
Josh Altman--
You can clap.
[cheers and applause]
James Harris
and David Parnes.
Drinking game reminder--
any time you hear this word,
in honor of my guests'
frequent showings,
drink until you're
showing your ass.
Let's take questions
from our virtual fans.
Stephanie from
Fort Lauderdale,
what's your question
for Josh Flagg?
- Hi, Andy. Hi, "Million
Dollar Listing" crew.
Everyone looks so great.
Josh, my question is for you.
- Thank you.
- Yes. Why exactly
did you call Fredrik
a phony...
when he congratulated you
on moving to
Douglas Elliman,
and what is your friendship
like with him today?
- Ooh.
- Well, I don't--
I guess we can go there.
Uh, because he's
a complete phony
and he's a complete liar,
and he's completely, uh,
yeah, a completely
two-time human being.
How's that?
- Well, I-- but what--
But-but what happened?
He congratulate--
What-what about
congratulating you
makes him a phony?
- Well, let's just say
he may have leaked the story
to the press before
I was coming here.
How's that for a phony?
- Uh, okay.
Anyone else wanna
chime in on this?
- Nope.
- I mean,
I-I'll chime in, because--
I don't know.
I decided last year I was gonna
cut phony people out of my life,
and, uh, I don't know.
He was on the short lift--
list of, uh, about
three people.
Um, I think he came
out to LA, you know,
trying to prove a point,
and I think that he rubbed
a lot of people the wrong way.
No one's threatened by him.
He's not a force
to be reckoned with out here,
and I think what he did
to Flagg was a, uh,
a real poor, uh,
show of judgement.
- All right, here is Kristen
and Brooke from Fort Worth.
Let's hear your question
for Josh Altman.
- Hi, Andy.
- Hi, Andy. Hi, everybody.
For Josh Altman,
since you and Flagg
are friends now
after feuding for years
on the show,
what is the lowest
blow you made
when the two of you
were fighting
that you wish
you could take back?
[laughing]
- That's a great question.
I don't-- I don't wish
I could take back anything,
but I definitely went, uh,
through, uh,
very deep lengths
to do anything that I could
back in the day
to try to screw over
Josh Flagg.
Uh, but I think that
we can now all laugh at it,
but if there was any chance
that I knew that he was
getting a listing
I would do basically
anything in my power
to make sure
that I steal that listing.
Uh, but those days
are over.
So we're cool now.
And, uh, I don't think I even
have that in me anymore to do.
- Wow. You guys-- and-and Flagg?
What about you?
- You know, I-I would say
that, uh,
we both were--
We both played
not very nicely,
and, uh, we're now
best of friends,
and we love each other
and we hang out
and we talk to each other
all the time on the phone,
at least twice a day,
and, uh--
- Wow.
- We're good.
- It's so romantic.
- I love it. Yes.
[cheers and applause]
- Very romantic.
Thanks, virtual audience.
Well, these realtors
may hate it
when their clients get
a second opinion,
but tonight, I am requiring
a third, fourth and fifth.
It's time for "1,2, Agree
or Disagree!"
I'm going to make statements
and count down 1, 2,
agree or disagree?
Hold up your signs
at the same time.
We're gonna see how many
opinions you share.
Okay, I know how you're
gonna answer on this one.
Fredrik's just as good
of a broker in LA
as he is in New York.
One, two, agree or disagree.
Okay, five out of five there.
[bell dings]
Josh Flagg secretly uses
Tracy's personal bathroom
to go #2 when she's not home.
One, two, agree or disagree.
Oh!
- Oh!
- Most importantly,
Josh is agreeing,
so, Tracy, you can
take that in for a moment.
All of you are equally talented
real estate agents.
One, two,
agree or disagree.
Kumbaya!
[bell dings]
Wow, three out of three.
They all agree on it.
Okay, here's
a "controversial" one.
Josh Altman is sexier
than Madison Hildebrand.
One, two, agree or disagree.
The Brits agree.
Tracy agrees!
Five out of five!
Okay, let's see where you are
on this one.
"Selling Sunset"
is just a cheap knockoff
of "Million Dollar Listing."
One, two, agree or disagree.
Agree, agree,
agree, agree!
[bell dings]
Okay.
I would co-list a listing
right now
with Fredrik Eklund.
One, two, agree or disagree.
[groaning]
Okay!
[buzzer]
Well, David,
let's hear from you.
You would do it.
- Well, I'm not gonna
turn down a listing.
- There you go!
I like it.
- He should thank me for that.
A chance to get paid, mate.
- Yes! Okay, being--
- The only way you're getting it
is if he got it.
- Oh, you mean he's asking me
to do a co-listing with him.
What was the question?
- What if you were asking him?
- That's not happening.
- What was the question?
[laughter]
- All right, being a broker
in Los Angeles
is much harder than
being one in New York.
One, two, agree or disagree.
[bell dings]
- Wow.
I mean, I would've thought
it would be the opposite,
because you're trying to sell
less for more in New York.
Why isn't it, Tracy?
- Because we do so much more
than just open doors.
I mean, they have attorneys
that take over the contracts.
We have to walk the deal
from the beginning
of the listing all the way
through the end of the contract.
It's just a completely
different animal.
- Wow, I did not know that.
Okay, Josh Flagg will be
the last broker standing
on "Million Dollar Listing."
One, two, agree or disagree.
Yes, I love it.
[bell dings]
I mean, Josh,
remember that couple
that was on season one,
what are their names?
I loved them.
- What couple?
- The man and a woman--
- I don't remember
what happened last week.
- Josh.
- The man and the woman?
- Yeah, they were on season one
of "Million Dollar Listing: LA."
- You think I remember
what happened on season one?
I barely remember
what happened yesterday.
- Oh, my god, okay.
All right, I think
we'll leave it there.
Well done, folks.
We're gonna be
right back after this.
* AC in the NYC
NYC *
[cheers and applause]
- All right, welcome back
to "Watch What Happens Live."
I am Andy here with
the Million Dollar Listers,
Tracy, Josh,
Josh, James, and David.
[cheers and applause]
David, uh, Casey L.
wants to know
"if you've spoken
to your friends
"Doreen and PK
"since their terrible
break-in last week.
If so, how are
they doing?"
- Yeah, I have.
I've spoken to PK a lot.
And they're really strong.
It's just what happened
was awful.
Thank god they're okay.
And it was actually
a little bit eerie
just speaking to PK
and hearing it from him.
But I love them, and again,
thank god they're okay.
And yeah, I mean,
thank god, thank god.
- Josh Flagg--
yeah, absolutely.
Josh Flagg, what do you think
the biggest misconception
about your pal
Sonja Morgan is?
[laughter]
- I-I-- I mean, she's honestly
extremely smart
and she's extremely
intuitive,
and she knows
exactly what she's doing.
She comes off, you know,
ditzy and insane,
but I've seen that girl
party 'til 4 AM,
and then she's in the lobby
at the Sheraton at 6
shaking the the business meeting
in her pearls.
[laughter]
- That's great.
Um, Flagg and Altman,
Samantha F.
wants to know
"if the two of you love
or hate
that your spouses
are besties now?"
- I love it.
I think it's great.
I think, uh, Josh's husband
Bobby is a rock star.
We get along with him.
I always say to Josh,
it was like, dude, I'm sorry,
but if I was gay
me and Bobby would totally
run away with each other.
But we have fun with it.
- You'd be the bottom.
[laughter]
- Wow. Power bottom.
- Yes.
- Wow.
- If he's going,
he's going full force.
- Yeah, exactly.
Okay, it is time for
Watch What Happens Five.
These realtors are used
to trimming down
their fussy buyers'
lists of must-haves,
but when it comes to
their own demands,
what are their
non-negotiables?
I want to find out
as they count down
the top five home features
they can't live without.
Tracy, I want
to start with you.
- Definitely good lighting.
Like, there's nothing worse than
recessed lighting everywhere.
Excessive recessed lighting
is a no-go.
- Okay, Josh Flagg,
on to you.
- Uh, definitely
a home automation system.
I mean, turning--
pushing one button,
setting the alarm,
turning the air on,
raising the blinds,
I mean, that's an essential.
- Josh Atlman,
what's yours?
- I gotta go with the sauna.
Every day of my life
I wake up,
I bike for 20 minutes
in the sauna
at about 142 degrees,
and I just feel like I can
take over the world after that.
- You bike in the sauna?
- Yeah, yeah.
You can come join me
next time you're out in LA.
- I would love that.
Um, James.
- I'm gonna go with a bidet,
because who the hell
doesn't want to be squeaky clean
when they leave the house
in the morning?
- All right,
well, now we've got a lot
of information about James.
And finally David.
- You need somewhere cozy
for the animals to sleep,
which is our bed. He actually
just popped up for a minute.
So yeah, somewhere cozy
for the animals.
- Very good.
Well, weird that none of you
mentioned a fish room.
I want to thank
the Million Dollar Listing group
for being here.
The word of the night
was "listing."
We said it 15 times.
If you've been playing
our drinking game, no driving.
We're gonna go to Twitter Live
right now for our aftershow.
We'll be right back.
[cheers and applause]
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