- She inspired "All of Me,"
and he's the stud of the sea.
It's "Watch What Happens Live"
with Chrissy Teigen
and Captain Lee now.
[cheers and applause]
* Andy Cohen's
got the 4-1-1 *
* King king
of midnight fun *
* Midnight emcee AC *
* Late night
on Bravo TV *
- Hey, everybody, welcome
to "Watch What Happens Live."
I'm your host Andy Cohen
with one hot mama
and a man who Eddie
called Boat Daddy.
My first guest
runs an empire
in the food space,
but her most
enormous appetite
is the one
she reserves for Bravo.
Her newest cookbook,
it's so good,
it's "Cravings: All Together:
Recipes to Love."
All of your cookbooks
are amazing.
Hi, Chrissy Teigen!
- Hi, Andy!
- Good to see you.
This is a great cookbook.
You guys are gonna wanna get it.
And, oh, captain, my captain,
our fearful trip with
substitute Captain Sean is done.
From "Below Deck"
it's Captain Lee Rosbach.
Hey, Captain Lee.
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you.
- Great to see you.
Haven't seen either of you
in so long.
It's wonderful to see you both.
- I'm on with Boat Daddy!
I'm so excited!
[cheers and applause]
- Captain Lee
knows tacking,
but tonight's
bartender knows tacky.
It's the author
of "Tacky: Love Letters
From the Worst Culture
We Have to Offer."
Out tomorrow.
Rax King.
Hi, Rax. Great to see you.
And she's a big
"Below Deck" fan.
How does it feel
being in the Clubhouse
with Captain Lee tonight?
- I've been trying so hard
to hold it together.
[laughter]
I'm not doing so good.
- His wife is here.
- Yes.
- Yeah, sure!
[laughter]
The queen of the sea
is here as well.
Drinking game alert:
my guests won't know it,
anytime you hear
anyone say this word,
if you're 21 or over,
in honor of the sex act
discussed on "Below Deck"
tonight,
drink until you're
knocked down a peg.
Oh, yeah,
I'm very interested in that.
By the way, in case
you missed any episodes
of "Below Deck" this season,
they'll be available
on Peacock
the day after they air.
And I just have to say,
tomorrow my new book comes out.
It's called
"Glitter Everyday:
365 Quotes From Women
That I Love."
It's a quote-a-day book.
It's so fun.
And you guys
are going to love it.
Chrissy, you're in the book.
- Oh, amazing.
- Yes, you are.
- I'm still going through--
I'm still going through all--
[mumbling]
- The Housewives book, yes.
- Oh, my god, it's so good.
- Anyway,
great Christmas present,
and I hope
you enjoy it.
Let's take questions about
tonight's "Below Deck."
I'm wondering,
how did Captain Sean do?
I mean, that had to be
so surreal for you
even to see last week's episode.
- It was a little strange.
- Yes.
- I think
it actually caught
the crew off guard.
- I'm sure.
- 'Cause, uh, our styles
are very, very different.
- Yes!
I mean, I thought
the axe reference...
- Yes.
- Was just a little--
- And was he being
too hard on Eddie?
- Uh, I don't know.
He thought Eddie was maybe
not a first officer,
maybe a go-fer.
- Right, right.
[laughter]
- What's the difference between
a first officer and a bosun?
- And a bosun?
Uh, one stripe
and an awful lot
of responsibility.
- There you go.
- Okay.
- Who's at fault
for the early issues
arising in the interior,
Heather or Fraser?
- Uh, I think Heather
had expectations,
and she knew that
you can't just
isolate yourself to one
department on a yacht.
- Right.
- You have to pitch in
wherever it's needed,
whenever it's needed.
And Fraser was like,
"I'm head of interior.
"I'm housekeeping.
No, I don't do service."
- Right.
- Does she look
just like Sarah Paulson?
- I mean, another one that looks
just like Sarah Paulson.
- She is beautiful.
- Because also Angie
on "Salt Lake" looks like
Sarah Paulson.
- Oh, yeah!
- Yes.
- I thought the eyes,
everything.
- Thoughts about Rayna
and Luke's make-out
on their first night
out?[giggling]
- I like it.
- Yeah, you like it.
- Just get it over with.
- Yeah, exactly.
- Don't tease us.
- Yes.
- And now we have cameras
in the laundry room, right?
- Yes!
- Is that gonna show anything?
- That's the Eddie rule.
- Yes, it is.
Chrissy, when you're not
cooking up new recipes
in the kitchen,
you're stewing on a buffet
of Bravo hot takes,
so I wanna get a taste
of what you are thinking, okay?
Um, reaction to the news
of Teresa's engagement
in "New Jersey"?
- I think I'm happy.
I think I like him.
But I don't know him.
But I'm happy for her.
I really am happy for her.
- "Below Deck,"
initial thoughts
on the gone-too-soon
Captain Charley?
- First thought,
I was like,
I didn't know that
you were coming in.
I watched the second episode
then the first episode.
- Okay.
- So I was confused.
And then I kinda
really liked him.
When he was saying his goodbyes
he was so sweet and kind.
And he gets
his hands dirty.
There's no job
too small for him.
- There you go.
With only one episode left
of the explosive reunion,
what are your final hopes
for that last hour,
something that you're
looking for from Erika to hear?
- Ooh, I think in the last one
she really acknowledged--
she's like, "I did,
I'm upset about the victims."
I think that was big.
I thought the second--
I thought two and three reunion
were gonna be filler,
but they were not at all.
They were very important.
- Yes.
- This one, oh, I don't know.
- Are you
believing her?
Are you believing everything
that she's saying?
- Um, I believe there's
definitely a way
to totally separate yourself
from whatever he was up to.
I think he was probably doing,
like, long hours at the office,
I imagine, and I don't know.
I really-- I don't know.
I just don't live her life,
and I wouldn't have any idea.
But she was getting
all this glam done
and doing shows
and stuff,
and she seemed really busy
with that stuff.
And I don't know
if she knew.
- Back to "Below Deck,"
we're seeing Fraser's
patience wearing thin
with his chief stew.
- Very early on, too.
- How long before he goes
in full attack mode to Heather?
- It's very early
for that, too.
I mean, he does
a lot of backtalking.
You know, like a mumbling
under his breath
when he leaves, so it's--
- He's so subtle about it.
- I know.
- Oh, yeah.
It's just like, really?
- I can't see her losing it,
but I can see him
losing it soon.
- "Vanderpump," thoughts
about what Tom's new bar
should be called?
Do you like
Schwartz and Sandy's?
- I prefer
Schwartz and Sandy's over--
definitely over
Once Upon a Tom.
- You do?
- I do.
- Okay, all right.
- Because I like that I feel
like I could get a sandwich
at Schwartz and Sandy's.
- Yeah, I like that.
- You like that. Thoughts on
Scheana's new beau Brock?
Is he truly the one?
- I like him!
He has a lot of heart.
He cried on the show,
and I like men who cry.
John cries daily.
- Does he?
- No.
- Thank you very much,
Chrissy Teigen.
[cheers and applause]
Captain Lee, you are giving
Chef Rachel a second shot
post cooter eating
directive fiasco,
so I wanna see who else
you'd be down
to give a second helping.
I'm gonna run through former
"Below Deck" situations.
Tell us if you'd give
the yachtie a second shot
or absolutely not.
Okay, second shot
or absolutely not,
a chef having
a breakdown in the galley.
- Um, acceptable.
- Okay, what about a bosun
not telling the captain
that a deckhand
injured himself.
These are all
"Below Deck Med" incidents.
- That's a tough one, but yeah,
the captain has to know.
- Okay, what about a chief stew
having a weed pen
and undocumented Valium
in her room?
[laughter]
- Um...
was it a weed pen?
- Appar-- yes!
- CBD.
- I-- I don't know
what it was.
- Okay.
- So that-- that would
be something that I would
have to document myself,
and then make
a decision on it.
- Um, okay, what about
a chef serving nachos
made with prepackaged
cheese and canned corn?
[chuckling]
- Wouldn't even make it
past clearing the plates.
- Uh, a chief stew
having a fling
with a charter guest?
- Oh. When the charter
guest left,
they could take
the stew with them.
- Ooh! First officer
who hooks up with
his female deckhand
the first night of charter,
and then friendzones her.
[chuckling]
- Oh, it is a long season.
[laughing]
- Uh, a stew getting into fights
with every single crew member
during a drunken night
on the boat's hot tub?
This was wild.
Lexi was a wild ride.
- Time to go.
[laughing]
- Time to go.
Thank you very much,
Captain Lee.
[cheering and applause]
I knew you would
have opinions.
Well, Rayna is
making a big gamble
on her early season boatmance
not going up in smoke,
so I want to decide
which potential couples
you two would
go all in on.
It's time to play
Boatmance or Nomance?
The slot machine is going
to reveal pairs of yachties
from the "Below Deck" universe.
Tell us whether it's a match
or, uh, that you'd bet on.
Let's see the first one, okay?
First one is...
Hannah and Chef Ben.
What do we think?
- Hell no.
- Hell no. Chrissy?
- Oh, not to--
uh, no!
- You don't see it.
- No.
- Okay, very good.
Uh, flip 'em again.
It is...
Sustainable Shane
and Elizabeth Frankini.
- Match made in heaven.
[laughing]
- Yes, I agree.
- Okay, keep going.
I love the wheel.
Okay, Eddie,
and Chef Rachel.
Oy, I--
[laughing]
Seems like a bad idea, right?
- Eat mah cooter.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
[laughing]
- Right.
- How-- how is that prepared?
[laughing]
- Thank you.
Okay, spin it again.
[chuckling]
Okay, that is Kate Chastain
and James.
- Oh! James, oh my gosh.
- Oh...
she would eat him alive.
- She would eat him alive!
- Yeah, she would. I love Kate!
- Okay, uh--
thank you. Okay,
let's do one more.
Okay, it's Simone
and Nico.
- Oh, actually--
- Actually, that's interesting.
- I think they'd be good.
- Yeah.
- I like that couple, yeah.
- All right,
there you go.
[cheering and applause]
Oh my god, so funny.
[laughing]
Chrissy, you--
by the way,
I do just wanna say, I mean,
you've had quite a year,
and I just want
you to know
we all have been
thinking of you.
- Thank you.
- Praying for you.
- Thank you.
- And lovin' on you.
- Thank you so much.
- Yes, you're welcome.
- Thank you, thank you.
[cheering and applause]
- Um--
- You guys have been
an amazing refuge,
here at Bravo.
- Oh, good!
- You really have.
- Is Bravo keeping your--
- Oh!
- Yes.
- All hours.
- Really. Truly.
- That's-- that's good.
Um, okay, coming up,
we have more with Chrissy
and Captain Lee.
Here's who's on
the show this week,
we're gonna be right back.
[cheering and applause]
* Aye aye Captain *
[cheering and applause]
- All right, welcome back to
"Watch What Happens Live."
I'm Andy Cohen
in the Bravo Clubhouse,
with Chrissy Teigen.
Chrissy's new book
is wonderful, it's a cookbook.
It's called "Cravings:
All Together: Recipes To Love."
It's out now.
[cheering and applause]
And from "Below Deck,"
it's Captain Lee Rosbach.
- Woo!
- Hi, Captain Lee.
- How ya doin', Andy.
- Great.
Over at the bar,
she's a--
writer, serving us drinks
until we lose our words.
Rax King,
her book, "Tacky:
"Love Letters to the Worst
Culture We Have to Offer"
is out tomorrow.
- I can't go on till I...
[laughing]
- It's a Samuel Beckett quote.
It says "I can't go on,
I'll go on."
- Nice.
- Absolutely.
- Thank you. Probably would have
put it somewhere else on my body
if I had it to
do over again.
[laughing]
- Drinking game reminder!
Anytime you hear this word,
in honor of our
cookbook author guest,
drink until you're
a recipe for disaster.
Let's take a question
from our--
questions from
our virtual fans.
Here's Addie from Texas
with a question for Chrissy.
- Hi, everyone.
So Chrissy,
what was the craziest thing
you and John saw
at Barack Obama's
60th birthday party?
- Oh!
[laughing]
- And how happy were you
that you weren't uninvited
from the guest list?
- Oh my goodness!
Well they had a party
for the-- the-the rejects party,
and that seemed like
the place to be too, right?
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, there was a bit of a--
- That's so funny.
- They kind of hung out
on their own,
and I was like,
that sounds like
it would be so fun.
Um, but, uh, yeah,
very happy to be invited.
I-I-- um, oh god,
the craziest thing--
oh! I mean the guy
that was-- the guy that was--
like smoking and posting
everything, like--
our phones were
checked so heavily,
there was so much security,
and then to see this kid
that nobody knew,
like, rapping,
and-and posting everything.
Like, phone in the air, and--
- No way!
- And no-- truly,
nobody had a phone.
And I was just like,
"Who's this?"
- Who was he?
- It was wild.
Um, he had actually come out,
he, uh-- Barack loved
one of his happy birthday song--
a happy birthday song from him,
and they surprised him with him.
- Wow! That's a--
- They didn't know that
it would come with the whole--
- Social media world seeing it.
- Social media frenzy.
- Wow, that's--
- Yeah, so, yeah.
And we all wanna post things.
- Yes, yes!
- We all want our phones,
so it's so brutal.
But-- but, yeah.
- Wow.
- Uh, let's go to Franchesca
and Anna from New York City.
What's your question
for Captain Lee?
- Hi, Andy, hi, Chrissy,
hi, Captain Lee.
We love you guys so much.
- Thank you.
- All right, so our question
is, if Rachel and Eddie
both gave you an ultimatum,
in which they refused
to work with
each other anymore,
who would you ultimately
decide to work with?
- Oooh!!
- Ooh, that's a really good--
- Eddie already knows that
I don't deal with ultimatums.
[chuckling]
So if I get an ultimatum
from both of them, odds are
both of them are gonna end up
in the same boathouse.
- All right.
Thank you virtual fans.
- Ooh! Brutal!
[cheering and applause]
- Okay.
Did I-- did I hear from you
that you just recently
binged Orange County
from the very beginning?
- Twice.
- Twice?!
- I went in circles doing it,
because then I went to Miraval,
and then I, like,
went back to the Miraval
again of it all,
and I am a freakin'
expert on OC. Old OC.
- Wow. Wow.
- Like, oh my gosh, yeah.
I sure love it.
- Was there anyone that you saw
that you think we should
be looking at closer now,
or giving a second chance to,
as you've rewatched it?
- I think Tamra was so critical
to the show, um--
- Yes, majorly.
- Yeah, Tamra, uh--
I think Tamra would be
my big bring-back.
Um, uh, but yeah, most of--
most of 'em you made
the right decisions on,
I think, um--
and they admit it.
Admit so in your book.
- Right, right.
- They're like, yeah,
I wasn't bringing it all
to the table,
and it's so funny how
the more honest they are--
I think you said something
about, um, uh--
people don't want you
to be right,
they want you to be honest.
- Right.
- Or they want you to be--
- Authentic.
- Yeah, authentic.
- Yes.
- And it's really true,
and, like, Lizzie and everyone
that didn't, you know,
show enough of themselves,
it really--
- Right.
- It-- it didn't make--
it didn't get them very far.
- Chrissy, you have learned
a lot about social media
in the last year.
Any advice
for Bravo folks
who are renegades
behind the keyboard.
- I would say
the number one job--
to me, the Bravo family
are entertainers,
and they are
the world's finest entertainers,
if you ask me,
but I think the best thing
an entertainer is can d--
the entertainers can do
is bring people joy,
and I think,
you know, when they--
people don't wanna see the--
such nasty fights all the time,
I think people
really love it
when they go on
the trips together
and they genuinely enjoy
each other's company,
and they call each other out,
and get real and everything,
but it is difficult
to see it play out
on social media,
as someone that knows it well,
you know, it's just,
it's so much better--
- Be positive.
- To be positive and
to make people happy
and laugh and smile,
it's so much better.
- There you go.
[cheering and applause]
Captain Lee, you went
to Congress last week,
and testified about
the opioid epidemic,
a cause very close
to your heart, obviously.
How incredible that
you're using your platform
that way.
- It's incredible
that I actually get
this opportunity,
because there's
so many parents out there
like Mary Anne and I,
who have lost
not only parents,
but husbands, wives,
the list is endless.
- Yeah.
- That just don't get a voice.
- And you're buying a barge
in hopes to start
a rehab facility on the barge,
is that right?
- Yes, it's a 470-foot barge
to 85 feet wide.
It'll house 200 patients
at a time,
and we're also converting it
into a vocational
rehabilitation center,
so that not only
do we try to get them clean,
but they-- we try
to get them back into
the mainstream of the community
with a... an ability
to make a living.
- That's great.
- Usually when they
get out of, you know,
they burned all
of their bridges,
when it comes to employment,
because of their drug use.
And they have nothing
to fall back on,
so you can't really just
kick them back out
into society, say "Okay,
you're on your own."
- Right.
- So we want to give them
something viable
that they can count on
and then go out there
and become productive members.
- That's great! That is awesome.
[cheers and applause]
Keep going, Mary Anne,
keep 'em going.
Our show tonight
has been smooth sailing,
but-- oh no,
I spoke too soon.
You both just got
Caught in the Sean Surf.
A sea of Captain Seans
is gonna rise beneath you.
Captain Lee,
you're gonna toss out
the lifeline, a series
of Bravo trivia questions
directed at Chrissy.
- All right.
- For every answer
she gets wrong,
Captain Sean's
sea level will rise.
Answer seven right
in sixty seconds,
or you'll both
go underwater.
- We're gonna test you.
- Okay.
Here we go... go!
- All right,
what is Ramona Singer's
maiden name:
Mazure or Floyd?
The clock is ticking.
- Mazure?
- Yes, that's correct.
- That's correct.
Since Porsha always
got it confused,
which title
did Kenya hold?
- What title was Kenya?
- Miss America.
- No, Miss U.S.A.!
- Miss Universe!
Dahh!!!
- Okay.
- Too late.
- I know.
- What is the name of the book
featuring Danielle Staab
that ignited the Teresa--
- "Badge Without A Gun."
- What?
- "Cop Without A Badge."
[laughing]
Give her the point,
give her the point.
- She got that?
Close enough?
- Go on, we're being timed.
- Okay.
What was Countess Luann's
first song?
- Um, "Money Can't
Buy You Class."
- Bingo. What was the name
of Cherie's party planner
in the iconic "Who gonna
check me, boo?" scene?
Anthony or Antoine?
- Antoine.
[buzzes]
- Ahh!
- Oh god, we're being
swept away by Sean!
- No, Sean!
No, Sean!!!
- All right.
- It should have been just OC.
- Wow, stick around,
after the break,
we have more with these two,
and we'll be right back.
[cheering and applause]
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* Watch what happens live
watch what happens live *
- All right, welcome back
to "Watch What Happens Live."
It's Andy, here with
Chrissy, Captain Lee,
and Rax King
behind the bar.
I mean, Rax,
the question is,
you got the quote
right here,
you said you regretted
getting it there.
Where would you
have rather put it?
- Someplace so hidden.
- Okay, we respect that.
Um, Chrissy,
Zander Z. wants to know
if John ever gets mad
when you say your household
is Team Ari.
- No, he knows
we really are.
Um, yeah, anything-- I asked her
for, like, social media assets
so I could be
more Team Ari,
and she's so sweet,
she didn't send them.
Um, but I really just--
we love her.
Me and Luna
are just, like, we--
between her
and Dua Lipa,
we're set with music,
we don't need John.
- Is Luna a big
Dua Lipa fan?
- Yes, yes, I'm a big
Dua Lipa fan.
- John, don't listen to that.
[laughing]
- Yeah, right, exactly.
- It's just-- I mean,
it's-it's nice.
I went back listening
to his older albums too,
and they get so connected
back to those,
and it's so wonderful,
so we do that. But--
- Do you have a favorite
and least favorite
John Legend song?
- Yeah, definitely.
- Favorite?
- Um, favorite?
I love, um, ooh,
uh, I like-- I love, uh,
"Heaven Only Knows,"
I love the "Once Again"
album so much.
Least favorite,
"Green Light," hands down.
- Wow, there you go.
- Yeah, yeah.
[laughing]
- Okay, she didn't even
have to think about that.
- Sorry, his biggest hit,
by the way.
Other than "All Of Me."
- There you go.
- Yeah. So, I was wrong.
- I mean, remember
when you brought us
his Grammy for the Clubhouse?
- I do!
Yeah!
- That was so great.
Then he stole it back.
- I know!
- It's time for Watch
What Happens Five.
Chrissy, uh, you recently
visited Miraval,
the site of Shannon's
famous head trauma,
so I wanna knock out
a bucket list of yours,
and count down the Top Five
Bravo Landmarks
That You Want to Visit Next.
You made this list.
You've thought about it.
- It's so great, by the way.
Like, oh my god.
They did not like our jokes
about Miraval very much.
- Right, yes, they're
very serious about it.
- They're very
serious about it.
Okay, so, um,
in no particular order,
the Quiet Woman
in Corona Del Mar. Of course.
"This isn't
even my plate!"
[laughing]
Um, that was amazing.
Posche by Kim D.
- Of course!
- I mean, I need to see,
I need to see
every sequined item in there.
Villa Rosa,
which I feel like
is doable.
I'm surprised you've
never been to Villa Rosa.
- I would love to, and I loved
that dinner party show she had.
- Quite beautiful.
- Then Dorit's capris room
at the Buca di Beppo
in Encino.
- I feel like that's
in your future too.
- Absolutely,
like, tomorrow?
Um, and then-- oh!
I have to visit Andalaise
in Puerto Vallarta!
- Absolutely.
- Andale!
Andale!
- Look out, world,
Chrissy's coming for you.
We're gonna send Rax
on My Sienna,
we're gonna thank
Captain Lee.
Thanks all of you
for being here.
The word of the night
was "deck."
We said it nine times.
If you've been playing
our drinking game, no driving.
We'll see you tomorrow night
with Scheana Shay
and Brock Davies.
Thanks Lee, thanks Rax,
thanks Chrissy.
[cheering and applause]
**