- She wants to put - Candiace on mute,
And she needs complete
silence to poot.
- It's "Watch What - Happens Live"
With Mary M. Cosby
and Ashley Darby now.
[cheers and applause]
♪ Andy Cohen's
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♪ King king
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MC AC ♪
♪ Late night ♪
- Hey, everybody, welcome to - "Watch What Happens Live."
I'm your host Andy Cohen
in the Bravo Clubhouse
joined by the most iconic duo
to hit a tiny room
since Gizelle and Robin bunked
in those twin beds tonight,
- or almost did. - If you come for my first guest,
She'll send Jesus
after you.
Please welcome,
making her Clubhouse debut,
- "Real Housewife - of Salt Lake City"
Mary M. Cosby!
Yes!
[cheers and applause]
Always so happy to see her
in the flesh.
Wow. And give it up
for our friend
Real Housewife of Potomac
Ashley Darby!
[cheers and applause]
Ashley, you look
like a million dollars.
Love your braids.
- Thank you. - And I really love it
'cause I got to meet
both the boys tonight...
- Yes.
are so cute and sweet.
- backstage, and they
- Thank you. - Yes.
- Did you get their approval - though, Andy?
- 'Cause her boys - have to approve you.
- I got their approval. - Oh-oh, really?
- Mary got the seal. - Did I get their approval?
- You definitely did. - Very good.
- Tonight's bartender - is starring
In "I Know What You
Did Last Summer"
- which premiers Friday - on Amazon Prime video,
But he's pouring drinks
until none of us know
what we did tonight.
- Say hi to Ezekiel Goodman. - Hey, Ezekiel.
It's nice to see you.
[cheers and applause]
- Drinking game alert... - My guests won't know it.
- Any time you hear - anyone say this word,
- If you're 21 and over, - in honor of Lisa and Whitney
Drinking gin tonight,
drink gin with
your mortal enemy.
So much to talk about.
Do you... how do you think...
- Do you think that, uh, - Lisa and Whitney's friendship
Is going to actually
become a real thing?
- Um, I don't know if Lisa
and Whitney's friendship
is a thing.
- Okay.
Well, tonight, they were
trying to make it a thing.
- Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah, okay. There you go.
Ashley, um, explosive
episode tonight.
The viewers have been
very upset
- with Candiace - the last couple weeks.
- And I wonder, - coming out of tonight,
The conversation you had
with her at dinner
- about whether she called - Michael an overseer
Or a slave driver, uh,
where are you with that?
- The fact that that's - what we were debating
At that time was
what terminology she uses
- was preposterous - to me.
What saddens me
and what makes it so hard
- for Candiace and I - to ever have a relationship
- Is she still didn't - take accountability.
- Andy, I was giving her - an opportunity
- To say, "That's not - what I meant,"
- Or "I misspoke," - and she didn't take it.
- She just kept digging. - Um, she got a lot of heat
For the, um,
referring to you
as a milkmaid and such
- as you were - breast feeding.
- I don't think - I've spoken to you
Since those comments
were made. Thoughts?
- Uh, yes, what saddened me
- was when you brought it up - when she was sitting here,
She didn't even apologize
in that moment.
- Um, and I did take offense - to those comments.
- But more so, it's offensive - because there are so many women
- Who are going through - what I went through
And that hurt them
more than it hurt me.
- Um, Mary, thoughts
on Jen's sitdown
with Brooks tonight?
- Um, she just... She need...
He deserved an apology,
- and she should have - sat down with him
Way before tonight,
but it... I liked it.
- Good that it - happened, yes.
- Yeah, I thought - it was productive.
- It's interesting - this season
Seeing you and Jen, uh,
you know...
- Andy. - No, seeing you and Jen,
- Because you left the reunion - last year saying,
- "You know what? We're gonna - have a clean slate.
"We've worked through the whole
hospital smell stuff."
- And so... - But it seems like...
It looks to me like you
actually did come through
with a clean slate
for at least the...
- Well, I have to keep - the slate clean...
- Right. - Because Jen will
Just repeat herself.
- Okay.
- Like a cycle. It's fine.
- Like a psycho. Okay.
Well, Mary's...
[laughter]
- Is that not what - you just said?
- Like recyc... okay.
- Oh, like recycle.
Oh, I thought she said,
"Like a psycho."
- Okay. All right. Sorry. - I may have, but I meant...
- Oh, you may have. Okay. - I may have.
- Okay. Yes. Okay. - I heard it when you said it.
- Yes, oh, you heard it - when I said it,
- Not when it came - out of your mouth.
Okay, well, Mary's
Salt Lake City home
is so stocked
with unique memorabilia
- that the only reason - to leave might be
To go visit one
of Mary's other homes
- to see what other treasures - she's hoarding.
I want this first lady
to spread the good word
about her artistic vision
with "Defend! Your! Home!"
Okay, we played this
with Gizelle last week.
- Uh, Mary M. Cosby, - tell us why
The following items
from the Cosby household
are actually
must-have amenities.
Mary, the green carpet that
your dogs thought was grass.
[laughter]
- And I'm explaining the carpet? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Because it looks - just like grass.
- Okay. - And they see...
- I-I think dogs - are color blind.
- Okay.
- So it just...
- Have you thought about - replacing it so the dogs won't...
- Definitely going - to be replaced. Yeah. Okay.
- Okay. The sconce you think - you must have bought
While on your period.
- I know I bought those - on my period.
- Okay. - Andy, I should not say that.
- You can say that. That's okay. - I did.
- Do you regret the sconces,
or you love them?
- I don't love 'em. - You don't?
- No, so they have to go.
- Okay. Now what about all
the mannequin heads?
- This is a big con... - Oh, I-I love my...
- You love the mannequin heads. - Yes.
- Oh, yes. - Okay, very good.
Now the rainbow-print thrones
got a lot of play online.
- Talk to me about those. - Yeah.
- Um, I think the childish - side of me bought those chairs.
- Okay. - And the colorful side.
- And they're lamb skin. - I like 'em.
- Okay. - But they're going.
- You have a lot... - They're going, too, you said.
- They're going. - Now you have a...
A lot of thrones
throughout your house.
- It's by accident.
Um, now you referred
to this fireplace
as "Crusty and where
bugs live."
- I did not say - bugs live in it.
- You did not? - No, I don't live with bugs.
- You don't live with bugs. - No, I just...
- Where did I get the idea
you said bugs live in there?
- I don't know. - Okay.
- It was a good correction - for on my part,
- Because I was like, "No, Andy, - I don't live with bugs."
- Okay, fine. - Yeah, no, it's just crusty.
- That's all. - Okay, just crusty, okay.
- Just crusty. - Okay.
Um, your Christmas
decorations, um, you...
- This looks - a little sparse for you,
Mary M. Cosby.
- I-I didn't decorate that. - Okay, very good.
- Yeah. - Okay.
Now what about the outdoor
patio furniture
- in your son's room? - Okay, I know it looks like
- Outdoor furniture, - but I promise you,
- It's indoor. - Okay!
- It can be indoor - and outdoor.
- Thank you
Mary M. Cosby!
- [cheering and applause] - She defended her home,
I love it.
Uh, in place of bringing
her actual husband
on the Eastern Shore trip,
Ashley offered to bring a...
- She opted to bring - a blow-up...
Blown up family portrait.
But when it comes to judging
- the other men in the group, - I hope she'd be willing
- To paint us - a picture,
- So let's talk - about the husbands.
- Ashley, pick your answers - from the bobbing heads
Of the Potomac dudes,
Chris, Michael, Ray,
Juan, Eddie, and Gordon,
Here we go.
- [mumbling] - Um, who comes off
The most controlling
of the group?
- Gordon.
- Uh, who is
the sloppiest drunk?
- Gordon! - [laughing]
- Who treats
his wife the best?
- Eddie.
- Who is the biggest - pot-stirrer in the group?
- Gordon!
- By the way, it did not - seem like Chris Bassett
- Was too happy with Candiace - tonight at that dinner.
- No, no. He actually - tried to stay out the B.S.,
Which I commend him.
- Um, who is the most fun
on couples trips?
- Chris, yes, yes.
- Um, who is...
Who enjoys his small
slice of fame the most?
- Gordon actually makes
a comment that he would
- don a skirt and a pair - of heels and be a Housewife
- If he could. - Wow!
- Who do you think will have - the most to answer for
At the reunion this year?
- I think it might be Eddie.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- Thank you very much, Ashley. - Woo!
- [cheering and applause] - Now...
- Mary M. Cosby... what does - the "M" stand for, by the way?
- My middle name. - Which is?
- Martha.
- Mary M. Cosby.
- Mary Martha Cosby. - Mm-hmm.
- Mary M. Cosby's closet - is so enormous that it basically
Has its own ecosystem,
so we're about to be joined
by one of its inhabitants,
who is so ruthless
it makes Faye Dunaway
and her wire hangers
- look like a walk - in the park.
Oh Shady Mannequin Head!
Are you here?
- Hey, ladies. Manne-can
you handle my shady questions?
- I sure can. - Okay.
Oh, Mary said
yes she can.
Ladies, this disembodied head
is here to distribute
some shady questions
to both of you.
- What's the first question, - Shady Mannequin Head?
- Mary, which one of
your fellow Housewives
have the worst
fashion sense?
- Which one, - or how many? Oh!
[audience oh-ing]
- Um... - I love it when she says
Something shady and then
she's like, "Ooh!"
[laughter]
Classic.
- It's a good way - to play it off, right?
- Yeah, it is. - Who has the worst fashion sense
Of your crew?
- I would say
probably Whitney.
- Probably Whitney.
- Okay, give us another question, - Shady Mannequin Head.
- I'm enjoying this. - Ashley,
What was more low-budget,
Candiace's music video
or Gizelle and Robyn's
reasonably shady party?
[laughing]
- Oh, well they were - both outside,
So I'm gonna say that,
uh, reasonably shady
- was reasonably - low-budget.
- Okay, very good.
Okay, give us a question
for Mary.
- Mary.
- Yes?
- Which lady from your cast - has gotten the biggest head
Since season one?
- Which one or how many? - Okay, see...
- How many?
- Four.
- Okay. Can you
name the four?
- Andy! Um...
- Which one? - Yeah.
- Which one?
Probably Whitney.
- Probably Whitney again. - The bobblehead.
- Can you... ooh!
Uh, can you give us...
- Can you give us - one more of the four
That you would say?
- Uh, probably...
Lisa.
- Lisa. - Yeah.
- Okay. - Um, Heather.
- Uh-huh.
- And the newbie, Jenny.
- And the newbie, Jenny!
- Okay, very good. - Thank you.
- Uh, one more question, - Mannequin Head.
- Thanks for giving us - all four names.
- Mary M. Cosby doesn't play. - Ashley, name one way that
Candiace's song "Drive Back"
is superior to your song,
- "Coffee & Love." - What was it...
- What was the beginning? - Name one way that
"Drive Back" is superior
to your song, "Coffee & Love."
- Um, I feel like mine
is catchy, you can groove.
- You know, you wanna get down - with the get down,
You know what I'm sayin'?
And I actually don't...
- I haven't heard "Drive Back" - so I can't really compare.
- You haven't heard it! - Oh!
- Okay, thank you
Shady Mannequin Head.
- That was great. - Coming up,
- We have more with - Mary M. Cosby.
- Here's who's - stopping by this week.
We will be right back.
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♪ Watch what happens live
watch what happens live ♪
- Hey, everybody, welcome back to - "Watch What Happens Live."
- I'm Andy Cohen in - the Bravo Clubhouse,
With two women who could
co-teach a college course
called Non-Traditional
Marriages 101.
Say hi to Salt Lake City
Housewife Mary M. Cosby,
and Ashley Darby
from Potomac.
- Over at the bar, - it's Ezekiel Goodman
- From "I Know What - You Did Last Summer"
Premiering Friday
on Amazon Prime Video.
- So how does your show - differ from
"I Know What You Did
Last Summer" the movie?
- Uh, we get to follow - characters over the course
- Of eight episodes. - Our illustrious showrunner
- Likes to say that - the book was of its time,
- And the movie was - of its time,
- And the show is - of its time.
- Nice, I love it! - All right.
- I'm gonna steal her line. - Right, good!
- Drinking game reminder! - Anytime you hear this word,
In honor of G. paying me
a $10 grand "just to talk,"
drink until people
pay you to stop talking.
- Let's go to our - virtual audience.
- Mary, here's Christina - from California
With a question for you.
Hi, Christina!
- What do you got - for Mary?
- Hey, I just wanted to - say hi to Ashley first.
- Mary, you look gorgeous. - Thank you.
- Okay, sis, where do you stand
with Whitney these days,
after you recently went off
on her on Twitter?
And have you privately
apologized to her
about those tweets?
- Well, no, I'm not... - I have not apologized.
- You deleted the tweets.
- I deleted 'em because
- I felt like it was - the right thing to do,
But, apologize...
I meant it.
It was the truth.
[laughter]
- Okay. Uh, here's Lar...
Laura and Danielle
- from Pennsylvania - with a question for Ashley.
Hi ladies,
what's your question?
- Hi, Andy.
Hi, Mary, Hi, Ashley.
- Hi. - Hi, ladies.
- Our question is for Ashley.
Um, do you think Candiace
needs to take accountability
for the salad toss...
- Since she was the one
who first flicked
a piece of Romaine?
- I'm sayin'!
- You gotta roll the tape back, - because initially,
I thought it may have
been Mia who did it,
- but then upon - seeing it again,
- It was definitely Candiace. - I was gonna ask you
- About that, how... - You know,
It's an interesting
conversation in relation
to what happened last season
with she and Monique.
- Right, and she's the one - who brought that up.
- And it's like, you know, I... - Apparently I was the...
I was so horrible,
I was a villain to her.
- And yet she's the one - who's going to use
That situation in this...
In this time,
- and she's the one who - instigated this fight with Mia!
- Mia could have - thrown some hands,
- You know what I mean? - Right.
- If someone was throwing - something at me...
- Right. - I mean,
- She has thrown things at me, - and I didn't, but...
- She has to be careful, - 'cause she keeps saying
- Her hands are big. - Right.
[laughing]
- It's not good, you know?
- Right, yes. Um, Ashley,
FedUpMom wants to know
why you're always acting as
an ear and an eyewitness
to stuff that you haven't
directly seen nor heard?
We got this a lot.
Are you a bone collector?
- I feel as though
I have every right
to express my opinions,
and for some reason,
- I don't know who's - keepin' me out.
Why did I miss the fight?
Why... why wasn't I...
- Yeah, you're always...
- I know. - Who's keepin' me out of it?
- You know what I'm sayin'? - I know.
- But I'm gonna keep my ass - in it, that's for sure.
- Mary, Sabrina J.
Wants to know...
- She says "I need to know, - Mary, what was your initial
"reaction when you heard
Jen Shah had been arrested
"by the feds?"
- I just gave it you.
[laughter]
Just like...
Wow.
- That was the reaction. - Yeah.
- That was... it put me silent.
- It put you silent.
- It did, I was like, mmm.
- How's Robert Jr.?
- He's good. - Good.
- He's got a job and working. - Good!
How's Robert Sr.?
- He's good.
- Good. - Yeah, he's good.
- Are we gonna see more of him - this season?
- No, Andy.
- No, I've seen a few episodes
with him in it.
- Yeah, but I... honestly,
I'm trying to keep him...
- Yes, how did he wind up...
How did he leave
- the reunion feeling? - 'Cause I know,
- At the beginning, - he was...
- I was looking at him, - and I was like,
- Oh, no, he's really - not into this.
- You were able - to pull him in,
You were able to, like,
"okay, Robert, relax,"
- and then I turned around - and said a couple things.
- Yes, and how did he leave it?
- Amazing.
- Oh, good. - Oh, I'm so glad.
- 'Cause I was happy - to see you and Jen
Kind of talk
things through,
and Sharif and Robert,
I thought that was cool,
so did you all ever have
that double date?
- No. - No.
Okay, we all know
Mary's sense of smell
is only rivaled by
her extremely sensitive ears
when it's time to poot.
Right? Yes.
Okay, and since
we're all sitting
way too close to
test out the latter,
I thought Mary could sniff out
some signature Clubhouse scents
with "Mary Nose Best."
Mary, you're gonna put
on these, uh, Ramona eyes.
I'm gonna present you
with bowls
of fragrant items
as Ashley gives you clues.
You have sixty seconds
to correctly guess
all seven items to win,
and no passes allowed.
- Okay, and do I have
to wear the headband?
- Yeah, if you can.
Just kinda put it on...
Yeah, there you go.
Okay, there you go.
She's got the Ramon...
Mary M. Cosby
in Ramona eyes.
- Okay, very... - Focus, Mary, focus.
- Okay, here is
the first one.
And go.
- Wasabi is sometimes
is used to make it, uh...
- To make it? - Is it sushi?
[neighs]
- Oh, it's pickled something. - [neighs]
- It's the first word,
and the second word
is a little purple vegetable.
[neighs]
Little purple vegetable.
- What is - that sound, Ashley?
- Neigh.
- It smells like a pickled,
like some type of mixture...
- The clue she's giving you is - "neigh."
Who says "neigh"?
- Who says "neigh"?
- The sheep?
- No, they say "baaa."
- Oh, well, who said "haaa." - [neighs]
- You ride them
in the park.
Like, polo players.
- A horse?
- So this is...
- Horseradish?
- Thank you!
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, sorry. - Andy, you're trying
- To kill me. - Sorry, no, no, no.
- Uh, it's a fish,
it's red.
- It's a red fish.
- Good omegas.
- You order it - in a restaurant.
- Red fish?
Trout?
I don't know.
- Okay, it's salmon.
- Oh, I can't see salmon.
- Let's just try one more - to see if...
- I did horrible. - Okay, yes.
- Didn't do well. - I know.
- Okay, try one more,
smell that.
- You have such - a good sense of smell.
You smelled hospital on Jen...
- Hard boiled eggs.
[cheers and applause]
[overlapping chatter]
- And your eyelashes survived.
- Yes, girl, you look good.
- Very good.
Wow, I c... yeah, I mean,
you could spell hospital
from across the room,
but not
the horseradish.
- She laid on my...
That was not intentional
to go brought... I mean,
but I did smell hospital.
- Yes, no, I know.
- Okay, good.
- All right, after the break, - more with these two,
- And Watch What - Happens Five.
[cheers and applause]
♪♪
♪ AC in the NYC ♪
♪ NYC AC ♪
♪ in the NYC ♪
- Hey, guys.
- Welcome back to Watch - What Happens Live.
It's Andy here with Mary,
Ashley, and Zeke behind the bar.
- Can I call you Zeke, - Ezekiel?
- You can call me Zeke. - Thank you.
Uh, Ashley,
The Boozy Beauty said
- "Why were you offended - at being called wide-bodied
"after having two children
"when you said Sharice,
also a mother of two,
"had saggy titties?"
- I don't remember
saying that.
I just said
she had short arms.
- Short arms, okay.
- But she acknowledged that,
- you know. - Mary, the Housewives of...
@HousewivesOfSLC said
"You said you didn't want
- "any Jen juice, - but you're only following Jen
"and Meredith on Instagram.
- "How's your friendship - with Jen now?"
- It's okay.
- Okay, why are you only - following those two
- On Instagram... - I didn't know
- I was only following those two. - It's not intentional.
- Well, it's not unintentional. - Well, no, because
If I unfollow you,
then I don't go back
to see who I'm following.
So I unfollowed, like,
whoever I unfollowed,
that's who I unfollowed.
But apparently
I didn't go to Jen's site
or Meredith's too,
I don't know.
- Right, okay. - Does that even make sense?
- No.
- Um, Ashley, Donald Garrett said - "Do you think Gizelle
"has had work done,
like fillers?
- "If so, isn't it hypocritical - for how she dogged
"Wendy this season?"
- Um, so let's set
- the record straight. - No one is dogging Wendy
- For having plastic surgery, - first and foremost.
- No one is saying - she looks bad,
- No one is saying - da da da.
- We're only saying - she's different
- From how she first - presented herself
- To the group. - That, number one.
- Number two, I don't think - she's had filler,
- I think Gizelle has just changed - her makeup style.
- Mary, Aleesa K. said,
"You were very harsh
"with your son
regarding his manners,
"and yet you tooted in front
of Meredith and Brooks.
"Why did you think
that's okay?"
- Well, first of all,
- if you have to poot, - then you poot.
- Okay. - Doesn't matter.
But I am not hard on my son.
He's still in training,
- and I'm still his mom, - like, I'm his teacher,
- So I can't let him - go through life
- And think that it's okay - when it's not.
- All right, well,
it is time for
Watch What Happens Five.
- Tonight, we learn - that Mary's talents
Extend far beyond
her closet,
- all the way - to her kitchen,
- Where she's apparently - a closet baker. Who knew?
- So in honor of that, - we're counting down
The Top Five Baked Goods
Mary M. Cosby Should Make.
- If you're gonna make - our number five baked good,
- You better bring enough - for the entire congregation.
It's Mary's first ladyfingers.
Mmmmmm.
- Don't sleep - on number four.
Actually, do sleep on it.
- It's Mary's sleepytime - soda bread,
- A bread that's made - with real sleep aids,
So you can easily take a nap
during a reunion.
Who hasn't been in that
situation, right, Mary?
- I had no sleep.
- Yes, I know,
I put you to sleep.
- Our number three treat - is silent but deadly,
It's Mary's Silent Poot
peanut clusters.
Eat them very quietly.
Okay, you've heard
of red velvet cake,
- but tonight's - number two represents
- The part of Mary's house - where the dogs go number one.
It's Mary's
green carpet cake,
dog peeing on it
included.
And our number one baked good
is heads above the rest.
It's mannequin head macaroons.
Now, that's a good idea.
Right? What do you think?
- Yeah. - Okay.
- I wanna thank Mary, Ashley, - and Zeke for being here.
- The word of the night - was "mannequin."
- Said it five times. - If you've been playing
- Our drinking game, - no driving.
- Watch our aftershow now, - brought to you by
Amazon Prime Video's
- "I Know What You Did - Last Summer."
It's on Twitter live,
right after this show.
Goodnight, everybody.
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