>>> SCHWARTZ AND SANDY'S GAVE
HER MOUTH A BITTER TASTE AND
SHE'S JUST JEALOUS OF HER LITTLE
WASTE.
IT'S WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE
WITH KATIE MALONEY-SCHWARTZ AND
LALA KENT NOW.
HEY, EVERYBODY.
I'M YOUR HOST ANDY COHEN LIVE IN
THE BRAVO HOUSE WHICH IS EXACTLY
LIKE BEING IN PALM SPRINGS.
YOU TAKE AWAY THE SUN, THE HEAT
THE POOL AND OTHERWISE WE'RE
TOTALLY THERE.
IT'S KATIE MALONEY-SCHWARTZ AND
LALA.
SO HAPPY TO SEE BOTH OF YOU.
WE'VE BEEN TALKING FOR THE LAST
HALF-HOUR ABOUT HOW LONG IT'S
BEEN, AND HERE WE ARE.
>> I'M LIKE HOW DO I FUNCTION IN
FRONT OF PEOPLE IN PERSON.
>> YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO FIND
OUT.
HOPEFULLY IT'S NOT A SEA OF
F-BOMBS.
>> IT WON'T.
>> OVER THE BAR HIS MUSIC IS A
FORM OF THERAPY BUT DON'T TAKE
MY WORD FOR IT, JUST ASK HIS DAD
DR. PHIL.
YOU CAN SEE IT LIVE ON THE JONAS
BROTHERS.
GIVE IT UP FOR JORDAN McGRAW.
YOU'RE OPENING FOR THE JOE BROS
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
>> IT'S THE MOST INSANE THING
EVER.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> DRINK UNTIL YOU'RE A GIANT
FAN OF EVERYTHING.
PICK UP YOUR TELEPHONE.
GO TO WWW.HLTV RIGHT NOW BECAUSE
WE HAVE A LOT OF POLLS AND I
WANT TO GET YOUR ANSWERS.
I WANT TO GET RIGHT INTO
TONIGHT'S EPISODE.
KATIE, THIS IS A QUESTION I WAS
WONDERING, TOO.
LEX AMILLE SAID IF YOU GOT TO
PICK THE NAME FOR SCHWARTZ AND
SANDY'S WHAT WOULD YOU PICK?
>> I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A
SUGGESTION, ONCE UPON A TOM.
>> BETTER THAN -- LALA KELLY B.
WANTS TO KNOW LOOKING BACK WERE
YOU A BIT HARD ON CHARLIE
TONIGHT BECAUSE SHE'S NEW AND IT
SEEMED LIKE YOU WENT FROM 0 TO
100 REALLY FAST.
>> I FELT LIKE I WAS SO TAME.
I DIDN'T KNOW THE BACK STORY TO
HER EATING.
I JUST KNOW SHE SAID CARBS MAKE
YOU GAIN WEIGHT, AND I JUST
SAID, OH, MY GOD.
>> WHAT'S YOUR RESPONSE TO
SANDOVAL SAYING ALL YOU DID WAS
SIT AROUND AND BUILD LEGOS
DURING QUARANTINE?
>> I THINK WE DID ALL WE COULD
TO TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES
MENTALLY AND EMOTIONALLY.
>> WHAT DID HE DO?
>> HE CAME UP WITH THE NAME
SCHWARTZ SANDY.
>> I STARTED A PODCAST THAT HAS
OVER A MILLION DOWN LOADS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
>> IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
>> YOU GOT HIGH A LOT.
>> A LITTLE BIT.
>> I'M TOTALLY KIDDING.
OKAY, GUYS, YOU PICKED UP YOUR
PHONE.
HERE'S OUR FIRST SMALL QUESTION
OF THE NIGHT.
I WANT TO KNOW WILL JAMES AND
RAQUEL LAST?
YES OR NO, AND I WANT TO KNOW
WHERE LALA VOTES HERE.
>> I WOULD VOTE YES.
>> YOU'RE IN IT FOR THE LONG
HAUL?
>> I THINK THEY'RE A GREAT
COUPLE.
>> I WOULD SAY THEY WOULD, YEAH.
>> OKAY.
>> GIVEN EVERYTHING, THEN YEAH.
>> THE AUDIENCE IS SAYING NO,
BUT IT'S NOT A LANDSLIDE.
OUR NEXT POLL IS ABOUT A
DIFFERENT KIND OF PARTNERSHIP.
ANSWER THIS QUESTION.
WOULD YOU TRUST SCHWARTZ AS A
BUSINESS PARTNER, YES OR NO?
WAS RANDALL HARD ON HIM TONIGHT
REGARDING THAT?
>> HE WAS JOKING BUT HE'S ROUGH
AND CHAOTIC, SO I WISH HE EASED
UP A LITTLE BIT.
I FELT UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> HE'S ROUGH AND CHAOTIC, AND
YOU GUYS ARE SAYING, NO, YOU
WOULD NOT TRUST SCHWARTZ AS A
BUSINESS PARTNER, THERE YOU GO.
THANK TUESDAY AN EXTENDED
MONTAGE WE WERE REMINDED LALA IS
NEVER AFRAID TO DROP THE "B"
WORD INTO A CONVERSATION.
BUT IS ANYTHING THEY'RE AFRAID
TO SAY WHEN IT COMES TO OUR SIR
CREW?
WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WITH A
ROUND OF TRUTH OR DRINK.
LADIES, SOME EXTREMELY SHADY
QUESTIONS WILL APPEAR ON THE
MONITOR BEHIND ME.
YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES, ANSWER OR
SIP YOUR DRINK.
LALA KENT IS PLAYING WITH A
MOCKTAIL.
SPIN IT AROUND, GUYS.
WHICH CURRENT CAST MEMBER IS
MOST OBSESSED WITH BEING FAMOUS?
LALA?
>> SANDOVAL.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO ANSWER THIS?
>> I WOULD PROBABLY SAY
SANDOVAL, YEAH.
>> OKAY, VERY GOOD.
SPIN IT AROUND AGAIN.
ALL RIGHT, GETTING ANSWERS HERE.
LALA, HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE
JAMES AS A LOVER IN THREE WORDS?
>> I WOULD DESCRIBE IT AS I WAS
DRUNK.
>> OKAY.
VERY GOOD.
FLIP IT AROUND, GUYS.
KATIE, WHAT IS THE LOWEST BLOW
LALA HAS EVER TOLD OUT ON THE
SHOW?
>> I MEAN, TO ME -- I MEAN THAT
WAS KIND OF A LOW POINT IN MY
LIFE.
HE ALSO SAID I WAS A NO SEX
HAVING TELLY TUBBY.
IT WASN'T ON THE SHOW BUT THAT
WAS PRETTY LOW.
>> OKAY, LET'S SPIN IT AROUND
AGAIN.
STARTING THE SHOW WITH TRUTH OR
DRINK.
I LOVE IT.
KATIE, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
TOMTIAWORT'S DICK WORKED?
>> I THINK WE WENT OUT TWO WEEKS
AGO.
>> AND YOU SAID IT WAS WORKING
OVERTIME WHEN YOU WERE IN NEW
YORK LAST WEEK.
>> WHAT?
>> JUST KIDDING.
I'M TOTALLY KIDDING.
>> THIS SHOW JUST TOOK A TURN.
>> I KNOW IT REALLY DID.
OKAY, FLIP IT AROUND, GUYS.
OKAY, THAT JOKE WENT DEAD.
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER TO BE THE
NUMBER ONE GIRL IN THE GROUP?
>> ME AND KATIE.
WE'RE LIKE THE THOMAS SCHWARTZ.
>> RATE SHINA'S SONG ON A SCALE
OF 1 TO 10.
>> I WOULD SAY AN 8.
>> AN 8?
>> IT'S THE CATCHABILITY.
>> I'D GIVE IT A PERFECT 10.
THAT SONG IS MONEY.
I'M REALLY THINKING WHEN IT
COMES TO MUSIC.
>> THANKS FOR PLAYING TRUTH OR
DRINK.
THEY ANSWERED EVERY QUESTION,
FOLKS.
KATIE AND DAN SOEFBL ARE SO AT
ODDS WHEN IT COMES TO SAYING
NICE THINGS ABOUT HIM KATIE
MIGHT STRUGGLE AS SHE DID WHEN
IT COMES TO CONCEPT OF HIS OWN
BAR TONIGHT.
WHY IS SCHWARTZ LUCKY TO HAVE
SANDOVAL AS HIS BFF?
>> I COULD SAY A LOT ABOUT THAT.
I MEAN SANDOVAL IS EXTREMELY
CARING.
HE GOES ABOVE AND BEYOND FOR HIS
FRIENDS.
YEAH, HE WILL BEND OVER
BACKWARDS FOR THEM.
>> WHAT'S TOM-TOM SANDOVAL HAS
TAUGHT YOU ABOUT BEING
SUCCESSFUL IN BUSINESS?
>> I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.
>> WHAT DO YOU ADMIRE MOST ABOUT
SANDOVAL'S FASHION SENSE?
>> THE EXTRANESS, THE ATTENTION
TO DETAIL.
THE MAN CAN ACCESSORIZE.
>> RATE SANDOVAL'S BAR TENDING
SKILLS ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10.
>> HE'S GOT FLARE.
I'VE GOT TO GIVE HIM A 10 FOR
FLARE.
>> WHAT IS ONE THING SANDOVAL
HAS IN HIS LIFE YOU'RE ACTUALLY
A LITTLE JEALOUS OF?
>> I MEAN, HE'S GOT A FIRE PIT
IN HIS BACKYARD.
>> A FIRE PIT, ALL RIGHT.
WHAT IS SANDOVAL'S BEST PHYSICAL
FE
FEATURE BESIDES HIS FIRE PIT?
>> HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS
EYEBROWS THAT RIVAL MINE.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
GO TO WWW.HL.TV AND TELL US DO
YOU LIKE THE NAME SCHWARTZ AND
SANDIES, YES OR NO?
I MEAN THIS IS REALLY GOOD
MARKET RESEARCH.
AND I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD DO A
POLL VIEW LIKE THE NAME ONCE
UPON A TOM.
CONTROL ROOM, CAN YOU WORK THAT
UP AND LET'S GET THAT POLL
GOING?
WE'RE GOING TO DO IT AFTER THE
NEXT BREAK.
THAT IS A REALLY GOOD -- THAT'S
REALLY GOOD.
LOOKS LIKE THE TOMS HAVE VOTED.
THEY'VE GOT 4%.
THANK YOU.
LALA CLAIMS MOTHER HOOD HAS
CHANGED HER ALTHOUGH THE FACT
SHE WANTED 8-WEEK-OLD OCEAN
DRESSED IN A MATCHING CROP TOP
MAKES ME THINK SHE HADN'T
CHANGED THAT MUCH.
SO I WANT TO SEE IF LAH AL HAS
REALLY SWAPPED THE PRIVATE JETS
WITH PACIFIERS WITH LALA OR
NANA.
TELL ME IF YOU WOULD STILL GET
AWAY WITH IT OR IF YOU'VE LEFT
THAT THING BEHIND.
CASUALLY DETAILING YOUR AND
RANDALL'S SEXUAL ROLE PLAY WHILE
GETTING YOUR HAIR DONE?
>> OFFICIALLY LALA.
>> HAVING A BELLFIE AS YOUR
PROFILE PICK.
>> LALA.
>> PLAYFULLY CALLING GUYS DADDY?
>> NANA.
>> SHOVING CHRISTY DURING A
FIGHT.
>> NANA.
>> CUDDLING UP TO A GUITAR WITH
DILDOS GLUED TO IT.
>> NANA.
>> THREATENING TO DRAW BLOOD
WHEN YOU'RE VERY PISSED.
>> I WANT TO SAY I WOULDN'T BUT
I WOULD STILL SAY LALA.
>> DRINKING FROM A BABY BOTTLE
TO SOOTHE ANXIETY.
>> NANA.
>> WE WANT TO KNOW AT WWW.HL.TV
SHOULD LALA RETIRE THE WORD
"BITCH" FROM HER VOCABULARY.
>> I WILL NEVER RETIRE THAT
WORD.
IT IS FANTASTIC.
>> THE GOOD NEWS IS OUR VOTING
SYSTEM SEEMS TO BE DOWN.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
**
>>> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE LISTENING
TO THE NEW SINGLE McCONAUGHEY
WHICH SHOWS OCTOBER 22nd.
ALSO HERE WITH KATIE
MALONEY-SCHWARTZ AND LALA KENT.
ANYTIME YOU HEAR THIS WORD IN
HONOR OF SCHWARTZ'S CONCEPT
DRINK UNTIL YOU HAVE A GOOD HIGH
TO DRUNK RATIO.
OKAY, HAS MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY
HEARD THE SONG?
>> HE HAS.
SEE, THAT WAS MY CONCERN BUT I
WOKE UP TO AN E-MAIL THAT SAYS
McCONAUGHEY LOVES McCONAUGHEY,
WHICH I WAS LIKE YEAH, I THINK
WE CAN ASSUME THAT.
AND I READ THE REST OF THE
E-MAIL AND HE WAS INTO IT.
I WAS LIKE, WOW.
>> KATIE MALONEY-SCHWARTZ HAS A
BETTER NAME I THINK FOR THE BAR.
DO YOU LIKE THE NAME ONCE UPON A
TOM?
GO TO WWW.HL.TV.
YOU ALREADY STARTED VOTING.
THE VOTE'S BEEN UP THERE.
LET'S KEEP IT UP AND KEEP
VOTING.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE SOME
QUESTIONS FROM OUR VIRTUAL FANS.
ZACHARY FROM LOS ANGELES, WHAT'S
YOUR QUESTION FOR KATIE?
>> HI, KATIE.
YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY FROM OG
TO TEQUILA KATIE WITH THE BLONDE
HAIR AND I ALSO LOVE THE NAME
ONCE UPON A TOM.
WHY QUESTION IS WHAT WAS YOUR
REACTION TO HEARING TOM SANDOVAL
CALLING YOU ENTITLED LAST WEEK
AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE, AND
HOW DOES THAT INTERFERE WITH
SCHWARTZY?
HE'S ALWAYS IN THE MIDDLE.
>> IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE
HEARD HIM CALL ME ENTITLED SO I
LET THAT PASS THROUGH ME.
SCHWARTZ, I TRY NOT TO PUT
MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE AND I TRY
TO ADVOCATE FOR MYSELF.
IT'S DIFFICULT BECAUSE I GET
FRUSTRATED BUT I TRY NOT TO LET
IT AFFECT ME TOO MUCH.
I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF
ENTITLED.
I CONSIDER MYSELF EXPERIENCED
AND, YOU KNOW, CONFIDENT.
>> THERE YOU GO.
AND 76% OF THE VIEWERS AGREE
THAT THEY LOVE YOUR NAME OF THE
BAR.
AND HERE'S LAUREN FROM
MASSACHUSETTS WITH A QUESTION
FOR LALA.
HEY, LAUREN, WHAT'S YOUR
QUESTION?
>> HEY, LALA.
>> HI.
>> SINCE YOU WERE SO UPSET BY
SHINA TALKING ABOUT YOU ON HER
PODCAST, WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO
GO ON A PODCAST AND SAY YOU
DON'T CARE ABOUT ARIANA?
>> THAT'S A REALLY GOOD
QUESTION.
>> YEAH, I THINK WITH SHINA'S
PODCAST IT WENT DEEPER.
IT WASN'T LIKE A PETTY THING.
IT WAS, YOU KNOW, WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT A VERY SERIOUS THING,
WHICH IS BABIES AND MISCARRIAGE.
AND I FELT THAT WOULD BE
SOMETHING I WISH SHE WOULD HAVE
PICKED UP THE PHONE INSTEAD, YOU
KNOW, I HURT YOU, YOU HURT ME.
>> I'M ABOUT TO DETERMINE IF
THESE TWO FORMER FRENEMIES WILL
END UP ON EACH OTHERS SHORT
LIST.
COUNT DOWN ONE, TWO, AGREE OR
DISAGREE AND YOU'LL HOLD UP YOUR
SIGNS AT THE SAME TIME TO SEE IF
THEY'RE A MATCH.
HERE WE GO.
DESPITE HOW IT SEEMS TOM
SCHWARTZ IS A BETTER BUSINESSMAN
THAN TOM SANDOVAL.
ONE, TWO, AGREE OR DISAGREE?
OKAY.
>> TOM SCHWARTZ IS A BETTER
BUSINESSMAN --
>> YES, THAT WAS THE QUESTION.
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS THE OTHER
WAY AROUND.
I AGREE.
>> YOU AGREE TOM SCHWARTZ IS A
BETTER BUSINESSMAN THAN TOM
SANDOVAL?
>> I DO.
HE'S JUST QUIETER ABOUT IT.
>> IF YOU FORGET THE BITCH PART
LALA CALLING RACKELL BAMBI-EYED
WAS ACTUALLY A COMPLIMENT.
ONE, TWO, AGREE OR DISAGREE?
A BAMBI-EYED BITCH, IS THAT WHAT
YOU SAID?
YES.
THE FURNITURE WAS WORTH THE
WAIT?
ONE, TWO, AGREE OR DISAGREE?
>> I LOVED THEIR HOUSE.
>> VERY GOOD.
LVP AND CEN ARE SECRETLY A
LITTLE ANNOYED ABOUT THE TOMS
VENTURING OUT ON THEIR OWN?
ONE, TWO, AGREE OR DISAGREE.
>> WE'RE SO IN SYNC TODAY.
>> WOW, YOU ARE.
YOU DON'T THINK THEY'RE INANNOYED
AT ALL.
>> I THINK SHE WOULD HAVE LET
THEM KNOW.
>> VERY TRUE.
SCHWARTZ'S MOO MOOS ARE ACTUALLY
A TURN ON, ONE, TWO, AGREE OR
DISAGREE?
>> I AGREE.
>> I DON'T THINK IT'S A TURN ON.
>> I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING SCHWARTZI SENT ME A
TOM-TOM MOO MOO DURING THE
PANDEMIC.
I LOVE IT.
IT IS A MINI MOO MOO, SO IT
SHOWS OFF THE LEG.
DESPITE HOW OUR VIEWERS VOTED IN
LAST WEEK'S POLL SHINA HAS FOUND
"THE ONE" IN BROCK.
ONE, TWO, AGREE OR DISAGREE?
>> OH, NO.
>> IF YOU ABSTAIN -- I THINK WE
HAVE OUR ANSWER.
>> I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT --
>> THEY'RE REFUSING TO VOTE.
>> I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY'RE RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER.
>> LAUREN KENT IS ABSTAINING.
>> LAREN.
THAT'S WHY I GO BY LALA.
>> THE TOMS HAVE FOR SURE
TOUCHED ONE ANOTHER'S DICK AT
ONE POINT.
ONE, TWO, AGREE OR DISAGREE?
>> I'M KIND OF STILL STUCK ON
THE TELLY TUBBY THING.
WHAT DID I WALK INTO?
>> EXCUSE ME?
>> WHAT DID I WALK INTO?
>> YES, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU
WALKED INTO.
JAMES' ANGER OVER THE $10 SPLIT
PLATE FEE WAS WARRANTED BECAUSE
THE FEE IS ABSOLUTELY
RIDICULOUS.
ONE, TWO, AGREE OR DISAGREE?
WOW YOU AGREE WITH THE $10 SPLIT
PLATE FEE.
WOW, IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG WAY
TOMORROW IN LOS ANGELES.
IT IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE TO
HAVE SEX IN THE SIR BATHROOM.
ONE, TWO, AGREE OR DISAGREE?
SHE'S ABSTAINING?
NO, AGREE.
COMING UP NEXT, MORE WITH THESE
TWO.
THAT WAS FUN.
>>> ALL RIGHT, WELCOME BACK TO
"WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE."
I'M ANDY COHEN HERE WITH KATIE
AND LALA AND JORDAN AT THE BAR
PUTTING THE PIECES TOGETHER.
KATIE, WHY WERE YOU CRYING OVER
THE BED IN PALM SPRINGS?
IT DIDN'T SEEM SO SMALL TO ME.
>> I WASN'T CRYING.
I REALLY SHOULD GET LASIK
BECAUSE MY EYES REPEL CONTACT.
AND I DID THAT DRIVE AND I DON'T
BLINK.
MY CONTACTS WERE LITERALLY
TURNING INTO RAISINS IN MY EYES.
>> OKAY.
LALA ARIAL SAID DO YOU THINK
JAMES PREWORK OUT PILL IS REALLY
TO BLAME FOR HIS OUTBURST?
>> WE JUST HAD THIS CONVERSATION
AT LUNCH, AND KATIE WAS LIKE
THAT STUFF MAKES YOU GO INSANE.
>> ADEROL?
>> IT MAKES YOU WANT TO LIFT
HEAVY THINGS.
>> IS IT ADERAL?
>> IT'S A PREWORK OUT AND
WHATEVER HE DID, IT MADE HIM
LOSE HIS MIND AND HE SHOULD
NEVER TAKE IT AGAIN.
>> COCO SINGER HAS PASSED AWAY
AT THE AGE OF 17.
SHE WAS AN OG DOG OF BRAVO WHO
IN GOOD TIMES AND TOUGH TIMES
SERVES AS A LOYAL COMPANION,
CONFIDANT AND FRIEND.
TONIGHT I'M SENDING MY LOVE TO
THE SINGER FAMILY AS WE REMEMBER
THE MANY MOMENTS WHEN COCO MADE
US SMILE.
WATCH.
>> I DECIDED TO GO TO THIS EVENT
DRESSED AS ROBIN HOOD AND I
DECIDED COCO WOULD BE A MINI ME.
SHE WAS THE CUTEST LITTLE ROBIN.
I HAVE MY DOG WITH ME BUT SHE'S
A GOOD DOG SO DON'T WORRY.
>> LOOK AT HERE, HOLD ON.
RAMONA?
ACTUALLY YOU DON'T SUPPORT
WOMEN.
>> I'VE GOT COCO.
I'M CONFIDENT.
I FEEL GOOD.
>> OH, COCO'S HERE.
SHE'S STILL ALIVE?
>> YEAH, SHE'S STILL ALIVE JUST
LIKE ME AND YOU, BITCH.
>> REST IN PEACE, COCO.
SENDING OUR LOVE TO EVERYBODY AT
THE SINGER HOUSE.
WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE IT THERE.
I WANT TO THANK KATIE, LALA AND
JORDAN FOR BEING HERE.
TOMORROW NIGHT DOREEN AND