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{\an8}《嘩鬼家族 BEETLEJUICE》

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夠膽你就進來

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活人

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亡靈

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他們能共存嗎?

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我們正要探究

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我叫妮迪亞迪茲,歡迎收看《鬼屋》

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(《鬼屋》)

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今晚閣樓請來艾墨...

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和祖迪維治,他們來自威州格拉罕

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還有他們的狗狗粟米餅

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我們將聽到...

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他們的夢想之家如何變成了鬼屋

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我已做了通靈師超過十五年

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但在維治家的農莊所遇到的事...

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連我也措手不及

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(《鬼屋》)
(妮迪亞迪茲)

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以下是預告片段

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提醒各位...

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非常嚇人

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我不知道門後會有甚麼,但是...

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它不想我來

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我感覺到一股黑暗氣息

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我們要離開!即刻!

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艾墨...

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準備好聽你那超自然訪客的故事嗎?

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放馬過來

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你呢,祖迪?

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我很久沒睡過一覺...

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自從搬進那爛鬼屋之後

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粟米餅都嚇壞了,牠跑進浴室...

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每晚都躲在狗床上

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簡直是活生生的噩夢

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面對未知、戰勝恐懼

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從來都無比困難

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但別擔心

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我會陪在你們...

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搞甚麼...

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不

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不,不要

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怎麼回事?

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- 我不知道
- 快去!

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不...不要...

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你做得很好

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我...

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需要休息嗎?

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- 好
- 好,休息一會

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妮迪亞迪茲,各位觀眾!

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犀利

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暫休五分鐘,你安排

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好了各位,放飯!

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(《鬼屋》妮迪亞迪茲)

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我叫過他戴隱形眼鏡

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(處方藥物)

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但沒有,大魔術師先生不肯聽

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你別再埋怨了,娜迪雅

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我今日真的好難捱

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剛才怎麼回事?

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你沒事吧?

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沒事,我沒事

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只是連錄兩集...

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- 令我太勞累
- 天啊

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看到你這樣我很難受

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因為當你難受時,我都身同感受

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真的好怪,就像...

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當你受傷,我都會受傷...我不知道

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天啊,對不起,我無心令你難受

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寶貝,沒事的

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這說明我倆之間多親密

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我們都有脆弱的心腸

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不行...你不需要這些

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我只有一個職責,就是...

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確保你的天賦不會...

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被淹沒在藥瓶裏

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求求你...

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就讓我捱過今日

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好吧,但是...

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這是我最後一次從垃圾桶幫你挖藥

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你明白嗎?

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廁所或水槽都不行

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來吧

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行了?可以了?

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- 沒事了?
- 沒事了

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- 是我的?
- 別動

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誰傳訊息給我?

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你的蠢繼母

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{\an8}(關於你爸!即來藝廊!)

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{\an8}她的短訊密過肚痾

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我要走了

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妮迪亞...

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還有一段要錄

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{\an8}(《人肉畫布》)
(迪莉亞迪茲)

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(迪茲)

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請說說《人肉畫布》的靈感來源

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(所有表演取消)

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我就是自己的畫布

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我就是自己的藝術

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眾所周知,藝術模仿生活

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它滋養我

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而我單靠雕塑...

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沒法得到足夠養份

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所以我決定擴闊我的品味

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結果發現我無比...

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迪莉亞!

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你去了哪?

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我全身水份都哭出來了

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爸怎麼了?

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我很抱歉,虎少!

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他是塗鴉藝術界的畢加索

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他當我是巴黎地鐵的牆來塗鴉

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但現在他在發小脾氣...

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因為我不得不取消表演

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發生了甚麼事?

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甚麼?

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你爸離開了我

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他要和你離婚?

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你這想法真可怕

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不!他死了!

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甚麼?

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爸爸過身了

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怎麼會?

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他本來正從富納富提環礁觀鳥回來...

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但他的飛機在南太平洋墜毀

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墜機?

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那是他最害怕的噩夢

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其實,他墜機沒死

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他淹死了?

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幾乎

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但不是,根據倖存者所講...

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爸爸抱住了機翼

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- 這邊!
- 快來!

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嘿,游過來!游過來!

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嘿!

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那他到底怎麼死的?

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有鯊魚突然跳出水面...

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吃了他!

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就咁

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我星期六才剛和他聊過,他非常興奮...

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他多謝我送他望遠鏡...

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說他觀察到土島磯鷸的求偶行為

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對,他飛越大半個地球
就為了睇雀仔在海灘搞嘢

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最後害死自己!

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我們要告訴艾絲翠

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一定要?她已經很陰沉古怪

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若我接觸到她的話...我們很少溝通

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若查爾斯知我取消演出,一定傷心死

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他說甚麼?

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(《人肉畫布》迪莉亞迪茲)

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你看到嗎?

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我在哪?

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走廊尾,右邊第二道門

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攞個籌

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有人會幫你

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最終會

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麻鬼煩的老外

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(清潔液)

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(失物認領部)

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(無人認領部位)

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(工匠)

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喂!女人!

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你不該回來的

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別要我講兩次

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阿汁呢?

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{\an8}(醒覺吧!我們死定了)
(加入諾桑格氣候監察組)

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(據稱是媽媽,拒接)

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(艾絲翠)

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(噗)

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「鬼屋」!

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當你們生了三件,離了兩次婚...

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看誰笑到最後

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(阻止氣候融化,保護動物)

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好極

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別煩我

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(改變現狀,立即行動)

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就這樣吧,帶查爾斯回老家冬河鎮

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但我未主辦過葬禮...

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我每次搞活動,查爾斯都在身邊

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望住我,一臉仰慕

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我是艾絲翠,請不要留言

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她不肯接聽

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或許我來通知艾絲翠吧

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由非女性的男性榜樣通知她
她或較易接受

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我們這一家沒男人了

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不要緊,迪莉亞

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我很快會成為家庭成員

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事實上...

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我或是告訴她的完美人選

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我也剛失去了祖父

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真的?幾時的事?

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四十年前

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但對我內心的小孩來說,如像昨天

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我會跟艾絲翠說

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總之你們幾分鐘後才上來

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夠了!我來處理

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艾絲翠!

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艾絲翠!

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艾絲翠!

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別再折磨你媽媽

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雖然我覺得好有趣...

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亦很公平,因為她以前也這樣對我

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但今日不行!

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你媽媽失去了爸爸

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你失去了你的外公

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而我失去了我的...

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咸濕修理工

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查爾斯

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查爾斯!

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查爾斯!

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我不敢相信外公死了

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他是全家唯一半個正常人

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(迪茲藝術中心)

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我們要去冬河鎮住幾星期

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幾星期?我以為只去辦葬禮

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我們要清理大屋

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外公喜歡那間屋

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沒錯,我們要以《哀悼綜合展》來紀念他

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《哀悼綜合展》?

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我構思以半多媒體視覺作品來呈現哀痛

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失去摯愛會怎樣?

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只有眼淚?墓碑?

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枯萎的劍蘭?

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不,我們要解構悲傷的藝術

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好,聽落好痛苦

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我不能去

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我是下星期「學生環境大會」的學校代表

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要求大眾對氣候改變作出行動

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我和校長談過,他們批准了

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她甚至認為這是好主意

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你們捐出整個藝術中心...

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校長當然會做你的扯線公仔

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歡迎你拒絕繼承財產...

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靠環保分子的人工過富足生活

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甚麼?不!不!

234
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:42,771
老天!大家已知妮迪亞迪茲是我媽

235
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:46,358
你別再像個怪胎好嗎?就一秒鐘?

236
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:47,651
- 回去
- 為甚麼?

237
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,946
大家都知你寧願陪鬼魂...

238
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,197
多過陪親生女

239
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,963
(比托汁,比托汁)

240
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:15,137
(冥界通訊經理)
(絕世好老闆!)

241
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:25,898
嚇死我,阿卜!

242
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,692
沒看見我在集中精神?

243
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:33,238
你知嘛,阿卜
遠距離戀愛很難維繫的

244
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:36,533
尤其其中一人死了
而另一人無視了你三十年

245
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,203
但妮迪亞和我的靈魂有牢固聯繫

246
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,079
- 有些人注定有連繫,所以...
- 我要他們離開我的房子

247
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:44,249
請等等!
冥界電話服務中心,請等等

248
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,460
高級驅人服務要幾錢?

249
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:47,461
我話你知...

250
00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,755
她上次肯定見到我

251
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,966
- 我有觸電感覺
- 有退款保證那種

252
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,635
我幫你轉駁電話

253
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,095
我才剛死,她就已經再婚

254
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:58,347
推銷蜜月套餐

255
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,516
我會殺死新老公,然後上他前妻身

256
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:03,644
令她做羞家事,然後影相放上網

257
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,187
可以分期付款?

258
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:11,818
樓上有人找我

259
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:14,363
阿卜,守住陣地

260
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:15,948
(你好,我叫阿卜)

261
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:19,493
(你好,我叫阿畢)

262
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,207
我在哪?

263
00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:27,167
攞籌,坐低等

264
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:31,338
(冠軍!)

265
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,637
我更鍾意狗

266
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:42,224
你!515號房,即去

267
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:47,813
{\an8}(冥界警局)

268
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:48,981
{\an8}- 來吧
- 走吧

269
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,524
嘿,小心我套西裝

270
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,734
別叫我「警探」,你個人渣

271
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:53,777
- 我們收到舉報
- 又抓到抗議者

272
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:54,778
(《硬漢法蘭》)

273
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:55,779
發生1009事件

274
00:19:55,946 --> 00:20:00,117
禾夫積臣,冥界重案組

275
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:02,369
我大膽估下

276
00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:03,871
演員

277
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:06,081
不是普通演員

278
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:09,376
我甚麼都演過
六套電影,一套重拍片

279
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:11,879
我成為了硬漢法蘭

280
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,256
全部特技親身上陣

281
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:16,008
- 你知原因嗎?
- 求逼真

282
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:17,217
正確

283
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,928
刑警不會去到罪犯家門前...

284
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:23,390
然後叫外行特技人來爆門

285
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:24,850
我也不會

286
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,643
你必須保持真實

287
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,604
看來你演得太真實,老友

288
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:32,316
誰料到那是真手榴彈?

289
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:34,193
你的名字出現在...

290
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,569
我正在查的檔案裏

291
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:36,570
{\an8}(比托汁)

292
00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:42,993
認得這女人嗎?

293
00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:46,705
我成世人未見過這女人

294
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:48,457
死後都沒有

295
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,754
(比托汁是我的!)
(犯罪現場不准進入)

296
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:58,425
可知疑犯為何用黏液寫你的名字?

297
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:02,387
好難講,禾夫,可能是超級粉絲

298
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,181
像你和我這種男人...

299
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,141
女人見到就瘋狂

300
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,101
她集齊了她所有身體部位

301
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:11,438
我估計她是想報仇

302
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:14,858
而你似乎是她報仇名單的第一位

303
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,528
她不會是第一個想殺我的女人

304
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,530
而且死人好難再被殺死

305
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:20,781
這女人可以

306
00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:22,616
她是吸魂者

307
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,326
對,她的確是

308
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,996
我建議你低調些

309
00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:30,874
若她找到你,你會死完再死

310
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,877
而且永無翻生,阿汁先生

311
00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:36,046
收到

312
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:44,179
天亮了!天亮了!

313
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:49,309
陽光來了,我要回家

314
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,477
{\an8}(查爾斯迪茲安息)
(父親、丈夫、觀鳥者)

315
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:57,025
{\an8}我說天亮了,天亮了

316
00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:05,033
陽光來了,我要回家

317
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:10,831
來吧,理貨先生,清點我的香蕉

318
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:14,751
陽光來了,我要回家

319
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:19,673
堆了六呎、七呎、八呎高

320
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:26,847
陽光來了,我要回家

321
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:30,809
我竟然再也見不到查爾斯了

322
00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:34,688
請安心,他在一個更美好的地方

323
00:22:34,855 --> 00:22:37,107
天使正引領他邁向永恆光明

324
00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:39,776
願他的靈魂飛越天堂之門...

325
00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:41,695
就像他喜愛的鳥兒一樣

326
00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:45,282
翱翔在至福樂土的原野上享受榮耀

327
00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:47,284
你講乜?

328
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,252
自從爸爸死後我都沒去過葬禮

329
00:22:58,212 --> 00:22:59,421
死亡是殘酷的事

330
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,091
有時我覺得人生更殘酷

331
00:23:04,343 --> 00:23:05,344
我知道

332
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:10,224
若你想再跟那治療師談談...

333
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:11,391
你又來了

334
00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:15,103
每次一可能提到他,你就迴避

335
00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:17,147
艾絲翠...

336
00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:19,733
我愛你父親...

337
00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:23,695
但我們的關係早在意外發生前就結束了

338
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,032
我仍不明白你為何看不見他

339
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:32,913
- 為甚麼?
- 我也想知道

340
00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:37,209
但這種能力沒有附帶說明書

341
00:23:38,627 --> 00:23:40,546
一切從我像你這麼大時開始

342
00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:41,839
很諷刺,不是嗎?

343
00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,925
你在那垃圾電視節目見盡所有鬼

344
00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,552
但我唯一在乎的鬼魂...

345
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,136
你從來沒看到

346
00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:06,655
(乾洗,即日取回)

347
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:09,658
收鋪了!

348
00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:12,786
抱歉打擾你,我叫查爾斯迪茲

349
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:14,663
我感覺有點頭暈

350
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:16,123
我在哪?

351
00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:17,666
麻煩新丁

352
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:20,085
你要等!去等候室!

353
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:22,087
好吧

354
00:24:23,881 --> 00:24:25,174
不知所謂

355
00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:35,184
嘿...

356
00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:36,685
誰在那裏?

357
00:25:26,944 --> 00:25:28,529
(永無失敗)
(驅人服務業績目標)

358
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:34,284
我前妻回來了

359
00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:36,870
我知道你在想甚麼...

360
00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:39,957
「阿汁幾時結婚的?」

361
00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:43,877
「哪種女人能滿足他?」這個嘛...

362
00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:47,631
{\an8}我講大家知!

363
00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:54,972
{\an8}在一個被遺忘,被死亡和瘟疫籠罩的年代

364
00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:58,684
{\an8}我們墮落的愛情故事展開了

365
00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:05,774
{\an8}我是個卑微的盜墓者

366
00:26:05,941 --> 00:26:08,402
{\an8}在亂葬崗搜刮糊口

367
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:17,536
{\an8}我的心早已在深淵中凋零

368
00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:21,707
{\an8}但命運如鬼魅如影隨形

369
00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:25,377
{\an8}在一個無星寒夜悄悄到來

370
00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:29,089
{\an8}她的名字叫迪洛麗斯

371
00:26:32,551 --> 00:26:37,472
{\an8}我一凝視她那被詛咒的雙眼,就被迷惑住

372
00:26:39,892 --> 00:26:42,186
{\an8}那是個很傳統的儀式

373
00:26:42,728 --> 00:26:45,480
{\an8}我們喝了彼此的血...

374
00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:49,151
{\an8}咬甩了幾個雞頭

375
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,445
{\an8}還獻祭了一隻山羊

376
00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:55,532
{\an8}我們的新婚之夜...

377
00:26:56,867 --> 00:26:59,161
{\an8}是一場肉慾歡愉的交響樂

378
00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:02,956
{\an8}一齣充滿情慾的恐怖歌劇

379
00:27:03,081 --> 00:27:05,042
{\an8}充斥着桀驁不馴的慾望

380
00:27:08,253 --> 00:27:12,716
{\an8}但我的新婚妻子
隱藏着一個陰險的秘密:

381
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:17,679
{\an8}她是吸魂邪教的教主

382
00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:26,522
{\an8}她就像蜘蛛接近獵物一樣,準備出擊

383
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:31,360
{\an8}恭喜

384
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:36,949
{\an8}她追求永生需要兩樣東西

385
00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:42,079
{\an8}我的生命...還有我的靈魂

386
00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:45,415
{\an8}(毒藥)

387
00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:49,461
{\an8}嘿...雖然我都有怪異癖好

388
00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:52,923
{\an8}但我也有底線的,所以...

389
00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:56,093
{\an8}(我這麼愛你)

390
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:57,344
{\an8}(你好,我叫謝夫)

391
00:27:57,678 --> 00:27:59,304
{\an8}我們分開了

392
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:00,722
現在她回來了...

393
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,474
而且非常生氣

394
00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:33,714
嘿

395
00:28:35,966 --> 00:28:37,759
這裏肯定很吵吧?

396
00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:40,053
這裏也是

397
00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:46,643
聽着,若你需要處理任何情緒
我都會幫你

398
00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:52,816
處理完情緒,謝謝

399
00:28:52,983 --> 00:28:55,527
我見到你站在外公的墳前

400
00:28:57,196 --> 00:28:58,405
他一定是個很棒的人

401
00:29:01,033 --> 00:29:02,618
死亡簡直像...

402
00:29:05,078 --> 00:29:07,206
悲劇,你知道嗎?

403
00:29:07,873 --> 00:29:10,834
若你想...想哭,又或者...

404
00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:14,379
發洩你內心那些情緒...

405
00:29:14,546 --> 00:29:15,756
我想你知道...

406
00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:17,007
我可以成為...

407
00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:21,261
你喜歡的那種好爸爸,知道嗎?

408
00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:24,598
- 不用了
- 你知嘛...

409
00:29:24,765 --> 00:29:27,935
這樣的時刻可以讓一家人更親密

410
00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:29,478
在來這裏的路上...

411
00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:31,146
我為你外公寫了一首詩

412
00:29:31,313 --> 00:29:32,606
噢,是嗎?

413
00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:33,607
唸來聽聽?

414
00:29:35,192 --> 00:29:37,653
是...是...

415
00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:41,865
一開始是...先以悲傷作開始,顯然是

416
00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:43,075
然後關於接受

417
00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:46,662
很長的,我沒背下來...

418
00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:48,372
但寫得很感人

419
00:29:48,539 --> 00:29:49,706
別說廢話了,羅里

420
00:29:50,374 --> 00:29:52,376
我才不信你那套新時代文化...

421
00:29:52,543 --> 00:29:55,629
過度煽情、創傷聯繫
瑜珈靜修那些廢話

422
00:29:56,588 --> 00:29:57,422
我看穿你

423
00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:02,010
因為我媽和你一樣,都是精神崩潰的人

424
00:30:02,636 --> 00:30:04,346
她是個妄想狂

425
00:30:05,722 --> 00:30:07,891
你只是利用她,而若她自願受哄...

426
00:30:08,058 --> 00:30:09,059
那是她自找的

427
00:30:18,944 --> 00:30:20,654
節哀順變,我很遺憾

428
00:30:20,821 --> 00:30:22,406
我知道...有心

429
00:30:23,365 --> 00:30:26,326
噢,這不是小珍畢達菲嗎?

430
00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:27,870
小小珍?

431
00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:29,413
她現在叫珍畢達菲李

432
00:30:29,705 --> 00:30:30,831
我們用雙姓

433
00:30:30,998 --> 00:30:31,832
那是麥斯迪恩?

434
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:34,168
不是

435
00:30:34,293 --> 00:30:35,544
大家都未到

436
00:30:37,087 --> 00:30:37,921
(手工啤酒)

437
00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:39,756
我老公那微型釀酒廠的樣品

438
00:30:39,923 --> 00:30:42,676
「微型」?為窩居的人而設嗎?

439
00:30:43,302 --> 00:30:46,430
為何你的屋蓋着黑布?

440
00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:48,557
那是裹屍布

441
00:30:48,724 --> 00:30:51,643
查爾斯死了,這房子也死了

442
00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:53,979
我在保護它安全地過渡

443
00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:56,648
與新的家庭一起過新生活

444
00:30:57,316 --> 00:30:58,650
我期待帶人來參觀

445
00:30:58,817 --> 00:31:00,277
已有很多買家排隊

446
00:31:00,444 --> 00:31:01,445
多得你,妮迪亞...

447
00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:03,822
人人都想擁有原裝「鬼屋」

448
00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:05,365
世上無鬼的

449
00:31:05,866 --> 00:31:08,243
容易受騙的人才會相信這種鬼話

450
00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:09,912
除非要賺錢養家吧...對嗎?

451
00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:12,331
乖女,我們進去吧

452
00:31:13,373 --> 00:31:15,042
大家請聽我講好嗎?

453
00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:16,084
甚麼?

454
00:31:16,251 --> 00:31:21,006
大家今天共聚,紀念一位非凡人物的一生

455
00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:23,550
我只有幸見過查爾斯幾次

456
00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:26,220
那我可告訴你,他不想要任何致辭

457
00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:28,514
查爾斯討厭當眾表露情感

458
00:31:29,056 --> 00:31:31,350
是,但他也...

459
00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:34,311
選擇了過豐盛人生

460
00:31:34,478 --> 00:31:37,689
我要效法查爾斯迪茲的作風

461
00:31:37,856 --> 00:31:38,857
妮迪亞...

462
00:31:39,525 --> 00:31:41,693
我知我們有共識要慢慢發展

463
00:31:41,944 --> 00:31:43,153
但我不能再等了

464
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,405
我們就在你最愛的節日結婚吧

465
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,824
你願意在萬聖節嫁給我嗎?

466
00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:48,825
天啊!

467
00:31:50,744 --> 00:31:52,287
兩日後就是!

468
00:31:52,454 --> 00:31:53,413
是,我知道

469
00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:55,666
我跟戴米安神父談過,教堂有空檔

470
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:59,086
主的聖所歡迎所有
尋求救恩和永恆榮耀的人

471
00:31:59,253 --> 00:32:02,130
但中午前,以及三至四點不行

472
00:32:02,297 --> 00:32:04,758
你真要在查爾斯的守靈儀式上求婚?

473
00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:08,637
是,沒錯,因為...

474
00:32:09,972 --> 00:32:11,849
因為我們站在這裏...

475
00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:13,141
被死亡包圍...

476
00:32:13,976 --> 00:32:16,353
就該下決心選擇想要的生活

477
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,939
因為我想和你共度餘生,妮迪亞

478
00:32:20,858 --> 00:32:21,775
還有你,迪莉亞

479
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,153
還有你

480
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,864
還有你...再提一次

481
00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:28,615
你怎麼說?

482
00:32:30,284 --> 00:32:33,704
羅里,別這樣,我現在沒法答應你

483
00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:39,835
好吧

484
00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:44,173
這幾天失去的東西太多

485
00:32:44,339 --> 00:32:45,382
甚麼意思?

486
00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:47,092
首先,是查爾斯過身

487
00:32:47,301 --> 00:32:49,136
當然還有我祖父的死,你知道的

488
00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:50,387
現在消逝的還有...

489
00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:54,516
- 我們
- 不!不是,我...

490
00:32:54,683 --> 00:32:55,893
別這樣,我不是這意思

491
00:32:56,059 --> 00:32:58,979
還以為你想和我作出這個「人生笨豬跳」

492
00:32:59,146 --> 00:33:01,064
沒有安全網,對吧?

493
00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:02,107
但我估...

494
00:33:02,274 --> 00:33:04,526
今日唯一跳出去的是愛情

495
00:33:05,611 --> 00:33:06,945
而且還剛剛斷纜

496
00:33:07,696 --> 00:33:08,989
別這樣,羅里...

497
00:33:09,156 --> 00:33:10,032
我愛你

498
00:33:10,199 --> 00:33:11,283
我也愛你

499
00:33:15,329 --> 00:33:16,496
我們還等甚麼?

500
00:33:18,582 --> 00:33:20,167
好吧,我估

501
00:33:23,337 --> 00:33:24,671
天啊

502
00:33:28,926 --> 00:33:30,010
她應承了!

503
00:33:32,054 --> 00:33:33,055
她應承了!

504
00:33:34,890 --> 00:33:35,891
艾絲翠!

505
00:34:00,707 --> 00:34:04,044
(間隙高度 13呎6吋)
(限速15)

506
00:34:11,844 --> 00:34:13,679
(冬河鎮消防局)

507
00:34:13,846 --> 00:34:18,684
(倒帶咖啡烘焙廠)

508
00:34:27,442 --> 00:34:30,027
(莎朗小姐女子學校)
(創於1890年)

509
00:34:41,956 --> 00:34:43,083
(安息)

510
00:34:47,254 --> 00:34:48,088
對不起!

511
00:34:50,757 --> 00:34:51,757
- 對不起!
- 小心!

512
00:35:06,857 --> 00:35:07,858
你沒事吧?

513
00:35:15,407 --> 00:35:16,992
還好嗎?怎麼回事?

514
00:35:17,159 --> 00:35:20,078
沒事,未死得

515
00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:22,915
你在看甚麼?

516
00:35:23,081 --> 00:35:23,916
(《罪與罰》)

517
00:35:24,082 --> 00:35:25,334
《罪與罰》

518
00:35:25,626 --> 00:35:27,294
- 那種人
-「那種人」?

519
00:35:27,461 --> 00:35:28,378
甚麼意思?

520
00:35:28,879 --> 00:35:30,923
沒甚麼,我看過三次

521
00:35:31,298 --> 00:35:32,591
- 真的?
- 是啊

522
00:35:33,383 --> 00:35:34,968
「痛苦和磨難總是無可避免」

523
00:35:35,135 --> 00:35:36,094
沒錯

524
00:35:36,261 --> 00:35:37,763
沒錯,我...

525
00:35:37,930 --> 00:35:40,807
你竟引用杜斯妥也夫斯基名言,真是...

526
00:35:41,266 --> 00:35:42,768
我怎麼現在才認識你?

527
00:35:47,606 --> 00:35:49,358
你在冬河鎮住了多久?

528
00:35:49,525 --> 00:35:50,817
住了一世

529
00:35:50,984 --> 00:35:52,402
我從未見過你

530
00:35:52,569 --> 00:35:55,697
我只是逗留幾天辦外公的葬禮

531
00:35:57,157 --> 00:36:00,994
直到我媽的怪雞未婚夫
把葬禮變成訂婚派對

532
00:36:01,161 --> 00:36:02,579
他當場宣佈結婚日子

533
00:36:03,413 --> 00:36:06,458
哇,夠晒獨特

534
00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:09,044
是啊,若你認識我媽
就知是她的風格

535
00:36:10,587 --> 00:36:12,089
你爸在嗎?還是...

536
00:36:13,632 --> 00:36:14,633
不在了

537
00:36:16,009 --> 00:36:17,302
他是個無拘無束的人

538
00:36:18,387 --> 00:36:20,013
會捍衛已無可挽回的事

539
00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:21,849
他們離婚後,他去了巴西

540
00:36:22,558 --> 00:36:23,892
他想拯救雨林

541
00:36:25,686 --> 00:36:27,104
但我媽媽在這裏長大的

542
00:36:27,271 --> 00:36:28,355
山上那間舊屋

543
00:36:29,731 --> 00:36:30,858
等等...那「鬼屋」?

544
00:36:31,859 --> 00:36:33,277
你媽是妮迪亞迪茲?

545
00:36:34,236 --> 00:36:35,612
很不幸是

546
00:36:35,779 --> 00:36:36,613
她是個傳奇

547
00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:38,907
是啊,若你信超自然界那些鬼話

548
00:36:40,033 --> 00:36:40,868
你不信?

549
00:36:42,494 --> 00:36:43,537
不信

550
00:36:44,162 --> 00:36:45,831
我只相信我看得見的

551
00:36:45,998 --> 00:36:47,708
例如科學、事實

552
00:36:50,085 --> 00:36:51,044
(據稱是媽媽)
(立即回來!你去了哪?答我)

553
00:36:51,211 --> 00:36:52,087
對,會一直傳來

554
00:36:53,672 --> 00:36:54,965
我要回瘋狂世界了

555
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,302
順便說一句,抱歉撞爛你的籬笆

556
00:36:58,468 --> 00:36:59,636
你可叫父母找我媽賠錢

557
00:36:59,803 --> 00:37:02,264
不,沒關係...他們不會留意到

558
00:37:04,933 --> 00:37:07,769
聽着,我明天也會在這...

559
00:37:07,936 --> 00:37:11,398
若你想擺脫瘋狂世界的話

560
00:37:25,412 --> 00:37:29,583
(通緝,已死或再死)
(迪洛麗斯拉費夫)

561
00:37:45,807 --> 00:37:48,810
目擊者證實疑犯就是
失物認領部那個吸魂者

562
00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:50,687
想聽古怪事嗎,警長?

563
00:37:50,854 --> 00:37:51,688
講

564
00:37:51,855 --> 00:37:54,191
她把店主變成人肉班戟之後...

565
00:37:54,358 --> 00:37:55,359
(證據)

566
00:37:55,526 --> 00:37:56,693
從輸送帶偷了婚紗

567
00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:59,363
當然了,這個全身釘的變態...

568
00:37:59,530 --> 00:38:04,493
費盡扭曲心思,想與阿汁先生浪漫重逢

569
00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:06,078
她不會停止殺戮...

570
00:38:06,245 --> 00:38:08,997
直至她與他重踏禮堂

571
00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:15,128
這樣的案件,令我三思為何要做警察

572
00:38:18,006 --> 00:38:19,842
你不是警察,你是演員

573
00:38:20,884 --> 00:38:21,760
謝謝,珍妮特

574
00:38:23,053 --> 00:38:24,096
你令我保持真實

575
00:38:24,263 --> 00:38:26,765
我們要保護這個阿汁嗎?

576
00:38:26,932 --> 00:38:28,058
你試試能否找到他

577
00:38:28,225 --> 00:38:29,726
他現在或已躲起來

578
00:38:29,893 --> 00:38:32,354
驚到魂飛魄散

579
00:38:32,521 --> 00:38:33,522
(《冥界》)

580
00:38:33,689 --> 00:38:35,107
(個案專員繼續罷工)

581
00:38:35,274 --> 00:38:36,733
(通靈板宵禁)
(驅魔個案創新高)

582
00:38:37,693 --> 00:38:39,236
高一點,老友

583
00:38:39,820 --> 00:38:41,738
不能讓迪洛麗斯穿過那道門

584
00:38:49,037 --> 00:38:50,330
阿卜

585
00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:51,623
我似照鏡一樣

586
00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:55,210
阿卜,你就做我的煙幕

587
00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:56,837
無時無刻行我前面

588
00:38:57,004 --> 00:39:00,299
若她吸你魂,我就趁機走

589
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,177
明白嗎?

590
00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:07,389
(訃聞)
(查爾斯迪茲)

591
00:39:07,556 --> 00:39:10,225
(冬河鎮出殯)
(遺下藝術家妻子和電視主持人女兒)

592
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,982
我有機會了

593
00:39:29,244 --> 00:39:30,412
甚麼?

594
00:39:30,579 --> 00:39:31,413
為甚麼?

595
00:39:32,831 --> 00:39:34,625
不!不!

596
00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:36,126
迪莉亞,怎麼了?

597
00:39:36,293 --> 00:39:37,878
我想捕捉完美的原始尖叫

598
00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:39,713
我想放到最大、掛上牆...

599
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,007
請你們都一齊做

600
00:39:42,382 --> 00:39:43,842
- 為甚麼?
- 為了展覽

601
00:39:44,009 --> 00:39:48,347
若想真誠地懷緬已逝摯愛的所有優點

602
00:39:48,514 --> 00:39:51,850
就必先釋放他們施予的恐懼

603
00:39:52,017 --> 00:39:53,810
外公對你做過甚麼可怕的事?

604
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,396
他瞞着我買了這間屋

605
00:39:59,816 --> 00:40:00,817
天啊!

606
00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:03,946
我到鎮上拿紙箱來幫忙...

607
00:40:04,112 --> 00:40:05,447
然後我聽到你尖叫,沒事吧?

608
00:40:05,614 --> 00:40:06,907
是迪莉亞

609
00:40:08,075 --> 00:40:09,076
噢,迪莉亞

610
00:40:09,576 --> 00:40:10,410
我沒事

611
00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:11,954
別理她

612
00:40:12,829 --> 00:40:13,997
你真體貼

613
00:40:14,164 --> 00:40:15,749
艾絲翠,幫他拿紙箱?

614
00:40:17,543 --> 00:40:19,336
我叫搬屋公司一星期後來

615
00:40:19,503 --> 00:40:22,339
我們都有足夠時間走出悲傷和創傷

616
00:40:22,506 --> 00:40:23,882
完成婚禮後,我們該回去了...

617
00:40:24,049 --> 00:40:25,551
還要錄節目

618
00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:28,095
或者媽媽可以叫閣樓的鬼幫手

619
00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:31,306
亞當和芭芭拉麥特蘭...他們不在了

620
00:40:31,890 --> 00:40:33,100
為甚麼?找到更好住的鬼屋?

621
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,395
不,我們找到漏洞,他們去冥界了

622
00:40:37,229 --> 00:40:38,730
真巧合

623
00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:47,424
(立即呼叫比托汁)

624
00:41:47,591 --> 00:41:48,675
(驅人師)
(想找...愛情聯繫?)

625
00:41:52,638 --> 00:41:54,306
(理察)

626
00:42:25,629 --> 00:42:26,880
(現正上映馬里奧巴瓦電影展)

627
00:42:39,226 --> 00:42:41,061
天啊,我以為都弄丟了

628
00:42:43,021 --> 00:42:46,984
這是在馬里奧巴瓦通宵恐怖電影展拍的

629
00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:49,027
我當時懷着你已九個月

630
00:42:49,695 --> 00:42:52,197
看《鬼嬰怪談》時羊水穿了

631
00:42:53,907 --> 00:42:55,033
爸最愛的電影

632
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,034
是啊

633
00:42:56,201 --> 00:42:57,244
我可以留着嗎?

634
00:42:58,287 --> 00:42:59,955
可以

635
00:43:00,122 --> 00:43:01,874
我也很喜歡那冬河鎮模型

636
00:43:02,749 --> 00:43:04,126
外公造的?

637
00:43:04,293 --> 00:43:06,670
不,那是麥特蘭家的

638
00:43:07,212 --> 00:43:10,174
你知道的,那對不存在的鬼夫婦

639
00:43:18,682 --> 00:43:20,142
我在地下找到的

640
00:43:20,309 --> 00:43:21,226
嘿,阿汁是誰?

641
00:43:21,393 --> 00:43:23,395
永遠不要說出那名字!

642
00:43:23,562 --> 00:43:24,938
永遠不要!

643
00:43:25,105 --> 00:43:27,274
- 阿汁
- 不!艾絲翠,我認真的

644
00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:28,984
若你唸那名字三次...

645
00:43:29,151 --> 00:43:30,694
- 會發生極可怕的事
- 例如甚麼?

646
00:43:30,861 --> 00:43:33,113
事實上,這閣樓是禁區

647
00:43:33,530 --> 00:43:34,531
你明白嗎?

648
00:43:34,698 --> 00:43:36,283
明,我明白你發神經

649
00:43:37,242 --> 00:43:40,996
(比托汁,比托汁)

650
00:43:41,163 --> 00:43:44,875
(比托汁長眠於此)

651
00:43:52,049 --> 00:43:53,217
天啊,是你!

652
00:43:53,383 --> 00:43:55,177
我以為有麋鹿要攻擊我

653
00:43:55,802 --> 00:43:57,387
這是呼吸練習

654
00:43:58,055 --> 00:43:59,681
你試試每日見鬼就知

655
00:44:01,391 --> 00:44:02,392
艾絲翠!

656
00:44:03,519 --> 00:44:04,353
由得她吧

657
00:44:04,561 --> 00:44:06,021
天啊,她好憎我

658
00:44:07,898 --> 00:44:10,526
她竟把理察的死怪在我身上

659
00:44:10,692 --> 00:44:12,444
你也怪我害死你媽

660
00:44:12,611 --> 00:44:14,196
她沒死

661
00:44:14,363 --> 00:44:17,199
而且我沒有怪你,我憎你

662
00:44:17,366 --> 00:44:18,283
有分別的

663
00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:19,826
你以前不太友善

664
00:44:19,993 --> 00:44:22,079
才不,你幾乎當我透明

665
00:44:22,829 --> 00:44:24,289
但我們現在相處不錯,不是嗎?

666
00:44:24,456 --> 00:44:28,627
是,自從我出賣自己成名後就變親密了

667
00:44:28,794 --> 00:44:30,629
不,我在那之前就開始喜歡你

668
00:44:35,509 --> 00:44:37,010
又是那恐怖呼吸聲!

669
00:44:37,135 --> 00:44:38,095
有效啊!

670
00:44:38,262 --> 00:44:40,639
我在倖存者靜修營學的,還認識了羅里

671
00:44:40,806 --> 00:44:41,640
當然了

672
00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:44,268
理察死後我很震驚

673
00:44:44,434 --> 00:44:46,311
我要處理我未解決的情緒

674
00:44:46,478 --> 00:44:49,398
而羅里因滑雪意外痛失未婚妻

675
00:44:49,565 --> 00:44:51,775
我們在同一個訴苦小組...

676
00:44:51,942 --> 00:44:53,610
之後我們一拍即合

677
00:44:53,777 --> 00:44:54,653
是啊

678
00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:57,531
他見到你個頹廢樣就撻着

679
00:44:57,698 --> 00:44:59,408
好了,但這跟他無關

680
00:44:59,575 --> 00:45:01,577
艾絲翠在閣樓找到這個

681
00:45:02,578 --> 00:45:03,537
那又怎樣?

682
00:45:03,704 --> 00:45:04,788
那又怎樣?

683
00:45:05,330 --> 00:45:07,541
每隔一段時間,我都感覺到他存在

684
00:45:07,708 --> 00:45:09,168
他像潛伏在某處...

685
00:45:09,334 --> 00:45:10,586
伸手可及

686
00:45:10,752 --> 00:45:11,920
但最近...

687
00:45:12,087 --> 00:45:13,589
我又再見到他

688
00:45:14,256 --> 00:45:17,092
我真希望那只是我的幻覺,但這個?

689
00:45:17,676 --> 00:45:19,511
妮迪亞,你要重掌自己的人生

690
00:45:19,678 --> 00:45:22,472
擺脫那些軟飯王、擺脫這東西

691
00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:26,185
很多年前那個折磨我的
討厭哥德小女孩在哪?

692
00:45:27,102 --> 00:45:28,478
是時候找回她

693
00:45:43,118 --> 00:45:44,119
- 嘿
- 嘿

694
00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:51,960
- 謝里米,是你嗎?
- 是啊

695
00:45:52,961 --> 00:45:54,588
媽,我帶個朋友上樓

696
00:45:54,755 --> 00:45:55,881
好吧,玩開心點

697
00:46:00,636 --> 00:46:01,720
- 嘿,爸爸
- 阿仔

698
00:46:01,887 --> 00:46:04,473
他全日都待在那間房

699
00:46:15,692 --> 00:46:17,611
你有很多九十年代黑膠碟

700
00:46:17,778 --> 00:46:18,904
在哪找的?eBay?

701
00:46:19,404 --> 00:46:21,657
不,我常逛舊唱片店

702
00:46:21,823 --> 00:46:23,784
摸不到的,我都信不過

703
00:46:27,371 --> 00:46:29,665
(《新逝者手冊》)

704
00:46:29,831 --> 00:46:31,041
《新逝者手冊》

705
00:46:31,208 --> 00:46:33,544
我在鎮上的舊貨攤買的

706
00:46:33,919 --> 00:46:35,295
{\an8}插圖相當核突

707
00:46:35,462 --> 00:46:36,547
(違反守則699)
(靈魂擅闖冥界)

708
00:46:36,713 --> 00:46:38,549
{\an8}似我媽會寫的爛鬼書

709
00:46:40,342 --> 00:46:41,301
{\an8}你父母怎麼回事?

710
00:46:41,468 --> 00:46:46,932
{\an8}我媽整天都在廚房烘焙當減壓

711
00:46:47,307 --> 00:46:49,726
{\an8}我爸以前在造紙廠工作,後來出了意外...

712
00:46:49,893 --> 00:46:51,562
(召喚沙蟲,敲三次,畫個長方形)

713
00:46:51,728 --> 00:46:53,814
現在他全天候窩在梳化

714
00:46:53,981 --> 00:46:56,441
我等不及要離開這爛鬼小鎮

715
00:46:58,694 --> 00:47:00,696
你一定去過好多地方...

716
00:47:00,863 --> 00:47:03,198
跟着明星媽媽四處去

717
00:47:03,365 --> 00:47:04,408
不算是

718
00:47:05,117 --> 00:47:07,286
反而是我爸更常出門

719
00:47:07,452 --> 00:47:08,370
我們曾定下大計...

720
00:47:08,537 --> 00:47:10,956
一齊去世上十大最恐怖地點

721
00:47:11,164 --> 00:47:14,209
倫敦塔、德古拉的城堡,還有...

722
00:47:15,377 --> 00:47:18,297
但我們從沒機會實現

723
00:47:18,630 --> 00:47:19,631
發生了甚麼事?

724
00:47:20,424 --> 00:47:22,176
船難

725
00:47:22,759 --> 00:47:25,721
在亞馬遜搜索了一星期都找不到遺體

726
00:47:29,433 --> 00:47:30,517
你真的很想他

727
00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:33,937
是啊

728
00:47:34,104 --> 00:47:37,065
我至少希望有機會跟他道別

729
00:47:37,232 --> 00:47:38,066
但你媽...

730
00:47:38,817 --> 00:47:40,194
我不知道...

731
00:47:40,319 --> 00:47:41,403
不能聯絡他之類?

732
00:47:42,779 --> 00:47:43,947
她聲稱見不到他

733
00:47:44,114 --> 00:47:44,948
為甚麼?

734
00:47:45,115 --> 00:47:46,033
因為她是個騙子

735
00:47:46,366 --> 00:47:48,911
我覺得這樣說有點苛刻

736
00:47:51,330 --> 00:47:52,623
明天是萬聖節

737
00:47:52,789 --> 00:47:55,042
我知,曾是我最喜歡的節日

738
00:47:56,043 --> 00:48:00,047
因為我爸會去到盡
製作最不適合年齡的服裝

739
00:48:00,464 --> 00:48:04,009
我二年級時打扮成孟克的《吶喊》

740
00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:06,136
- 哇
- 是啊,特別的選擇

741
00:48:07,012 --> 00:48:09,223
但我媽即將在那天結婚,所以...

742
00:48:09,348 --> 00:48:10,641
我或不再喜歡

743
00:48:11,225 --> 00:48:12,392
婚禮幾點舉行?

744
00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:14,686
午夜,巫靈時刻

745
00:48:14,853 --> 00:48:16,438
未來繼父的愚蠢主意

746
00:48:18,106 --> 00:48:20,943
好吧,不如你過來?

747
00:48:22,236 --> 00:48:23,195
在婚禮前?

748
00:48:24,613 --> 00:48:25,989
我們可以...

749
00:48:26,156 --> 00:48:30,035
我不知道...叫薄餅、派糖果

750
00:48:31,870 --> 00:48:34,873
若你想的話,你不用...

751
00:48:35,916 --> 00:48:36,917
不用有壓力

752
00:48:40,963 --> 00:48:42,881
怎會有這些恐怖雀仔?

753
00:48:43,882 --> 00:48:46,093
觀鳥是我爸的愛好

754
00:48:46,802 --> 00:48:49,263
我聯絡了你喜歡的蘇豪區古董店

755
00:48:50,097 --> 00:48:53,976
他們寄來幾套靚婚紗,今晚晚點就到

756
00:48:54,142 --> 00:48:55,602
好極,謝謝

757
00:48:57,271 --> 00:48:58,564
還有...

758
00:48:58,730 --> 00:49:02,401
有個多口仔
把我們的好消息通知了幾間傳媒

759
00:49:03,277 --> 00:49:05,487
我們或可賣獨家婚照

760
00:49:05,654 --> 00:49:06,780
又可以宣傳節目

761
00:49:06,947 --> 00:49:09,950
我...我真的很高興和你結婚

762
00:49:10,117 --> 00:49:12,744
但不能辦個私密小婚禮嗎?

763
00:49:13,537 --> 00:49:15,956
可以,當然可以

764
00:49:16,123 --> 00:49:16,957
那是你的大喜之日

765
00:49:17,541 --> 00:49:18,709
大喜之夜...是但啦

766
00:49:20,878 --> 00:49:21,962
{\an8}(性感熟男尋找火辣女郎)

767
00:49:22,129 --> 00:49:24,423
嘿,我全身興烚烚,全身興烚烚!

768
00:49:30,095 --> 00:49:31,638
妮迪亞?

769
00:49:32,431 --> 00:49:34,766
你滾出我的生活!

770
00:49:34,933 --> 00:49:35,934
你聽到嗎?

771
00:49:36,727 --> 00:49:37,728
妮迪亞?

772
00:49:39,104 --> 00:49:40,939
你在喝罵誰?

773
00:49:42,024 --> 00:49:45,194
記得我們那位伴侶輔導員
基利民醫生嗎?

774
00:49:45,611 --> 00:49:47,446
他說我隱瞞了一些事...

775
00:49:47,613 --> 00:49:50,115
若我不面對,我們的關係不會昇華

776
00:49:50,824 --> 00:49:52,075
好吧,他說得對

777
00:49:52,576 --> 00:49:54,828
我現在就告訴你

778
00:49:54,995 --> 00:49:58,040
先警告一句,這事聽起來超離奇瘋癲

779
00:49:58,916 --> 00:50:00,584
你頂得住?

780
00:50:01,251 --> 00:50:04,254
當然,我好想聽...一起衝破這障礙吧

781
00:50:04,421 --> 00:50:06,298
好吧,等我一會

782
00:50:10,093 --> 00:50:11,428
我十幾歲時...

783
00:50:11,595 --> 00:50:16,391
一隻陰險惡魔嚇壞我全家
還想逼我嫁給他...

784
00:50:16,558 --> 00:50:19,937
藉此永遠重返現實世界

785
00:50:20,103 --> 00:50:22,314
我本來以為他已永遠消失...

786
00:50:22,481 --> 00:50:24,775
但最近,我又再見到他

787
00:50:25,150 --> 00:50:27,361
而現在,他真的回來了

788
00:50:27,486 --> 00:50:30,739
我不知道原因、方法,亦不知怎應對

789
00:50:30,906 --> 00:50:32,908
{\an8}(立即呼叫比托汁)

790
00:50:33,617 --> 00:50:35,536
好吧,所以你說這個叫阿汁的人...

791
00:50:35,702 --> 00:50:36,870
不要唸他的名字!

792
00:50:37,037 --> 00:50:40,832
若你唸他的名字三次,他就會出現

793
00:50:42,334 --> 00:50:44,419
好吧,那這個...

794
00:50:45,754 --> 00:50:48,715
惡魔,顯然虛構自你未釋懷的創傷

795
00:50:48,882 --> 00:50:51,468
你必須面對創傷,否則只會越來越糟

796
00:50:51,635 --> 00:50:54,930
他不是虛構的,他真的是個惡魔

797
00:50:56,598 --> 00:50:58,100
我知這對你來說是一大步

798
00:50:59,017 --> 00:51:00,561
但按基利民醫生所講...

799
00:51:00,978 --> 00:51:02,563
我會給你所需的推動力

800
00:51:04,982 --> 00:51:06,400
阿汁、阿汁、阿汁

801
00:51:11,154 --> 00:51:13,991
(有問題?來傾訴)
(最佳伴侶輔導員)

802
00:51:14,324 --> 00:51:15,951
剛剛怎麼回事?

803
00:51:16,118 --> 00:51:17,536
我們在模型中

804
00:51:18,245 --> 00:51:19,746
不可能的

805
00:51:23,834 --> 00:51:24,793
搞乜鬼?

806
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:26,962
我叫過你不要唸他的名字!

807
00:51:30,549 --> 00:51:32,801
妮迪亞迪茲,各位觀眾!

808
00:51:32,968 --> 00:51:34,761
永遠不要說出那名字

809
00:51:34,928 --> 00:51:37,431
永遠不要!我們要離開!即刻!

810
00:51:37,556 --> 00:51:38,724
阿汁、阿汁、阿汁

811
00:51:42,311 --> 00:51:43,270
- 他是...
- 阿汁!

812
00:51:47,566 --> 00:51:51,195
首先,我想你們兩位知道
這是個安全的地方

813
00:51:51,361 --> 00:51:53,363
可以暢所欲言,不要害怕

814
00:51:53,530 --> 00:51:55,908
我覺得有推動者在攪事,但之後再談

815
00:51:56,241 --> 00:51:57,075
來挖出心底話...

816
00:51:57,242 --> 00:51:58,160
揭開肚皮

817
00:51:58,327 --> 00:52:00,204
邊個先?

818
00:52:01,538 --> 00:52:02,706
好,我先

819
00:52:06,543 --> 00:52:08,587
看吧?我願意付出努力

820
00:52:08,754 --> 00:52:11,715
兩位需要和自己內在的小孩接觸

821
00:52:11,882 --> 00:52:13,383
我的馬上就到

822
00:52:28,899 --> 00:52:31,068
個個都話他雙眼似我

823
00:52:31,235 --> 00:52:33,195
我自己就看不出來

824
00:52:34,112 --> 00:52:35,113
躝啦,細路

825
00:52:39,076 --> 00:52:39,952
你源自我的創傷

826
00:52:40,369 --> 00:52:41,495
你只是我的創傷

827
00:52:41,662 --> 00:52:43,497
你是我幻想出來的

828
00:52:43,622 --> 00:52:44,498
真的嗎?

829
00:52:44,623 --> 00:52:46,208
這也是你幻想出來的?

830
00:52:52,965 --> 00:52:54,216
鍾意玩腳

831
00:52:54,383 --> 00:52:55,801
似足佢老豆

832
00:53:03,225 --> 00:53:05,686
果然是你跟蹤我

833
00:53:05,853 --> 00:53:06,937
若跟蹤是指...

834
00:53:07,104 --> 00:53:08,647
想和我的摯愛再婚...

835
00:53:08,814 --> 00:53:11,108
那我認罪...來吧

836
00:53:11,275 --> 00:53:12,651
返屋企!返屋企!返屋企!

837
00:53:26,832 --> 00:53:27,833
(比托汁長眠於此)

838
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,753
無論你去哪裏,無論做了甚麼

839
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:36,341
我都會一直在這裏等你

840
00:53:39,636 --> 00:53:40,888
怎麼回事?

841
00:53:41,054 --> 00:53:42,639
我剛發了個好荒謬的夢

842
00:53:44,141 --> 00:53:46,602
是啊,我們該暫停食藥

843
00:53:49,271 --> 00:53:50,564
(活體貨物)

844
00:53:50,689 --> 00:53:51,899
(小心輕放)
(活爬行動物)

845
00:53:55,235 --> 00:53:56,069
蛇?

846
00:53:56,695 --> 00:53:57,988
應該稱為蝮蛇

847
00:53:58,780 --> 00:54:00,157
很美吧?

848
00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:01,450
給羅里的結婚賀禮?

849
00:54:02,701 --> 00:54:04,578
太遲了,已經拔了牙

850
00:54:04,745 --> 00:54:07,539
保證無害,我買給自己的

851
00:54:07,706 --> 00:54:08,582
在古埃及...

852
00:54:08,707 --> 00:54:12,419
王后會在法老的墳前用蛇做儀式...

853
00:54:12,586 --> 00:54:14,338
象徵着不朽的愛情

854
00:54:14,505 --> 00:54:15,339
你確定?

855
00:54:15,923 --> 00:54:18,258
有文章講過牠們在冥界與拉神作對...

856
00:54:18,425 --> 00:54:19,593
象徵大混亂

857
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,679
所以學校需要更多藝術課,而不是閱讀

858
00:54:22,846 --> 00:54:24,348
你如願了,我們要走

859
00:54:24,515 --> 00:54:26,850
去收拾行李,我開車送你回學校

860
00:54:27,017 --> 00:54:28,185
等等,怎麼回事?

861
00:54:28,352 --> 00:54:30,437
我講了你都不會信

862
00:54:30,604 --> 00:54:32,773
我會付錢請一隊搬運工...

863
00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:34,816
把所有東西搬回曼克頓

864
00:54:34,983 --> 00:54:38,403
除了那模型,我們要打爛它再燒掉

865
00:54:39,905 --> 00:54:41,615
你要取消婚禮?

866
00:54:45,327 --> 00:54:46,954
那討厭鬼做了甚麼?

867
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:50,541
不是羅里,是阿汁...他在這裏

868
00:54:50,707 --> 00:54:54,336
在模型裏,我和羅里都看到他
但他以為是發夢

869
00:54:54,503 --> 00:54:55,796
等等,我們還不能走

870
00:54:57,506 --> 00:55:00,551
我明天有約,約了我新認識的男仔

871
00:55:02,261 --> 00:55:04,680
你怎會有時間識男仔?

872
00:55:04,847 --> 00:55:05,931
你夠有時間結婚啦

873
00:55:06,723 --> 00:55:08,392
她不是故意窒你,只是因果報應

874
00:55:09,142 --> 00:55:11,937
總之我踩單車撞爛他的籬笆...

875
00:55:12,104 --> 00:55:12,938
之後開始聊天

876
00:55:13,105 --> 00:55:14,857
然後他邀請我回家過萬聖節

877
00:55:17,276 --> 00:55:18,277
我可以去嗎,媽?

878
00:55:20,195 --> 00:55:21,196
求求你?

879
00:55:24,533 --> 00:55:28,954
我不會允許那害人精再次騷擾我們一家

880
00:55:29,121 --> 00:55:31,748
不准進去、不准唸他的名字!

881
00:55:32,457 --> 00:55:33,500
我們就會沒事,對吧?

882
00:55:34,293 --> 00:55:36,128
媽,快點!我要遲到了

883
00:55:49,850 --> 00:55:50,851
不給糖就搗蛋!

884
00:55:55,856 --> 00:55:58,150
- 你確定是這個地址?
- 是啊

885
00:55:58,317 --> 00:55:59,526
謝弗遜巷125號

886
00:56:00,944 --> 00:56:02,279
別批評...好嗎?

887
00:56:02,446 --> 00:56:04,114
他爸最近工傷...

888
00:56:04,281 --> 00:56:05,282
生活很艱難

889
00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:06,325
不給糖就搗蛋!

890
00:56:06,909 --> 00:56:07,910
幾靚仔

891
00:56:09,203 --> 00:56:11,538
- 你做甚麼?
- 去跟他父母打招呼

892
00:56:11,705 --> 00:56:12,539
認真?

893
00:56:13,248 --> 00:56:14,249
又不是小朋友玩煮飯仔

894
00:56:14,416 --> 00:56:16,084
我們不是六歲,不會有事

895
00:56:16,251 --> 00:56:18,212
好吧,你說得對

896
00:56:18,378 --> 00:56:21,298
玩開心點,我十點來接你

897
00:56:21,465 --> 00:56:22,549
準時到

898
00:56:27,262 --> 00:56:28,263
來吧,快點!

899
00:56:29,848 --> 00:56:31,433
不給糖就搗蛋!

900
00:56:49,576 --> 00:56:51,662
我搜刮了地下室

901
00:56:52,329 --> 00:56:53,872
有一半東西我都忘了還在

902
00:56:54,623 --> 00:56:55,707
是啊,你果然去到盡

903
00:56:55,874 --> 00:56:56,875
沒錯

904
00:56:57,709 --> 00:56:59,586
我喜歡你這占士甸打扮

905
00:56:59,753 --> 00:57:00,587
多謝,不過...

906
00:57:00,754 --> 00:57:03,590
我父母覺得我更似
《歡樂時光》裏的維茲

907
00:57:04,675 --> 00:57:06,343
你這服裝很棒

908
00:57:07,344 --> 00:57:08,846
你扮邊個?

909
00:57:09,221 --> 00:57:10,222
瑪麗居禮

910
00:57:12,266 --> 00:57:14,810
兩獲諾貝爾獎的
法國物理學家和女權象徵

911
00:57:15,143 --> 00:57:17,896
她發現了輻射,對吧?

912
00:57:18,063 --> 00:57:19,398
- 對
- 沒錯

913
00:57:19,565 --> 00:57:21,608
她被自己的工作害死,但從未察覺

914
00:57:21,775 --> 00:57:26,238
以快要死於輻射中毒的人來說...

915
00:57:26,405 --> 00:57:28,490
你很美

916
00:57:30,242 --> 00:57:33,120
我帶了些糖果...很多糖果...我...

917
00:57:33,287 --> 00:57:36,206
可能帶得太多,但我們可...

918
00:57:36,373 --> 00:57:38,208
吃光派剩的糖?你想的話

919
00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:40,460
或者現在就去派?

920
00:57:40,627 --> 00:57:41,879
若你...

921
00:57:42,045 --> 00:57:43,714
- 想的話
- 好啊

922
00:57:44,339 --> 00:57:46,383
事實上,我有件事要坦白

923
00:57:47,718 --> 00:57:51,305
我寧願待在樓上,跟你一起

924
00:57:53,932 --> 00:57:54,808
好啊

925
00:57:55,559 --> 00:57:56,393
好

926
00:57:57,269 --> 00:57:58,270
都可以

927
00:58:31,011 --> 00:58:32,888
請不要驚慌

928
00:58:33,055 --> 00:58:33,889
你是甚麼東西?

929
00:58:34,932 --> 00:58:35,849
你不知道嗎?

930
00:58:37,601 --> 00:58:39,895
艾絲翠,你真的不用害怕

931
00:58:41,855 --> 00:58:42,648
你是鬼

932
00:58:47,069 --> 00:58:48,737
我媽沒講大話...黐線!

933
00:58:48,904 --> 00:58:52,115
我爸媽吵架時,我常偷爸爸的啤酒...

934
00:58:52,282 --> 00:58:54,117
然後躲在那樹堡裏

935
00:58:54,284 --> 00:58:55,369
有一天...

936
00:58:56,870 --> 00:58:57,913
我跣腳...

937
00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:59,081
摔了下來

938
00:59:00,207 --> 00:59:01,458
多久之前的事?

939
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:04,795
23年5個月又14日,但數來無謂

940
00:59:04,962 --> 00:59:06,505
我被困在這間屋23年了

941
00:59:06,672 --> 00:59:08,966
最遠只能走到那棵樹

942
00:59:09,758 --> 00:59:12,886
每天虛耗時間看世界流逝

943
00:59:13,011 --> 00:59:14,513
但之後你出現了...

944
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:15,889
你看得見我

945
00:59:17,808 --> 00:59:19,434
我已孤伶伶很久了...

946
00:59:19,601 --> 00:59:21,603
當時我腦海裏像有手榴彈爆炸

947
00:59:21,770 --> 00:59:22,771
太美妙了

948
00:59:23,689 --> 00:59:24,690
你很美妙

949
00:59:24,982 --> 00:59:27,985
- 我要走了
- 艾絲翠,我知整件事太癲

950
00:59:29,319 --> 00:59:30,946
但我真的很喜歡你...

951
00:59:31,113 --> 00:59:32,906
我希望我們在一起

952
00:59:34,241 --> 00:59:35,200
怎樣一起?

953
00:59:35,367 --> 00:59:38,245
你死了,我還活着,根本不可能

954
00:59:39,288 --> 00:59:40,205
這個...

955
00:59:40,789 --> 00:59:42,624
若我告訴你...

956
00:59:42,791 --> 00:59:44,793
我找到回來的方法呢?

957
00:59:45,919 --> 00:59:47,796
再次成為人類

958
00:59:47,963 --> 00:59:48,964
這本書有寫

959
00:59:50,215 --> 00:59:51,300
{\an8}人死時就派一本

960
00:59:51,466 --> 00:59:52,759
有點複雜...

961
00:59:53,468 --> 00:59:57,389
但我必須要活人幫忙才能做到

962
00:59:58,849 --> 01:00:01,393
你真的可以讓我重獲新生

963
01:00:01,935 --> 01:00:04,521
我不知道,不如問問我媽?

964
01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:06,899
因為她是亡靈專家,對吧?

965
01:00:07,065 --> 01:00:08,317
是,我...

966
01:00:08,483 --> 01:00:12,362
我肯定她會給你千萬個理由,叫你遠離我

967
01:00:12,529 --> 01:00:14,364
但我會給你一個幫我的理由

968
01:00:16,491 --> 01:00:18,577
你可以見到你爸爸

969
01:00:19,453 --> 01:00:20,537
再見他一面

970
01:00:35,469 --> 01:00:38,305
星期日後再隔一星期
我就舉辦第一個公開參觀日

971
01:00:38,472 --> 01:00:40,098
到時買家就會爭出價

972
01:00:40,265 --> 01:00:41,350
羅里呢?

973
01:00:41,517 --> 01:00:42,351
超市

974
01:00:42,518 --> 01:00:45,229
將我買的糖果換成甘筍條

975
01:00:45,395 --> 01:00:48,899
因為羅里專門掃興,萬聖節也不例外

976
01:00:49,274 --> 01:00:51,568
走先,教堂見

977
01:00:51,944 --> 01:00:53,862
除非你要取消婚禮?

978
01:00:54,488 --> 01:00:55,447
不會,迪莉亞

979
01:00:56,323 --> 01:00:57,157
你要去哪?

980
01:00:57,324 --> 01:00:58,784
墓園

981
01:00:58,951 --> 01:01:00,994
去跟我亡夫的靈魂交流

982
01:01:03,163 --> 01:01:04,998
我也要走了

983
01:01:05,165 --> 01:01:09,169
我要幫手看顧小小珍的女童軍小隊

984
01:01:09,336 --> 01:01:11,672
我們花了幾星期才想出團體服裝主題

985
01:01:11,839 --> 01:01:13,632
約定好不扮迪士尼角色

986
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:19,096
我們最接近迪士尼那一次
就是艾絲翠扮灰姑娘的死鬼媽媽

987
01:01:20,430 --> 01:01:22,391
你絕對猜不到女孩們有何主意

988
01:01:22,558 --> 01:01:23,767
水果沙律

989
01:01:24,726 --> 01:01:26,103
很聰明吧?

990
01:01:26,270 --> 01:01:28,146
既健康,又不會觸發恐懼

991
01:01:29,106 --> 01:01:30,065
我就會扮...

992
01:01:30,774 --> 01:01:32,526
(按揭)

993
01:01:32,693 --> 01:01:34,528
「逆按揭」

994
01:01:34,695 --> 01:01:36,280
{\an8}將「按揭」掉轉來寫

995
01:01:37,906 --> 01:01:38,866
{\an8}艾絲翠呢?

996
01:01:39,324 --> 01:01:41,493
去約會,她第一個約會

997
01:01:41,660 --> 01:01:44,121
我覺得我比她更緊張

998
01:01:44,288 --> 01:01:45,789
那男孩住在謝弗遜巷

999
01:01:45,956 --> 01:01:47,207
別提那條街

1000
01:01:48,125 --> 01:01:50,794
那裏有間屋毀了我的完美銷售紀錄

1001
01:01:51,879 --> 01:01:52,754
是我自己的錯

1002
01:01:53,172 --> 01:01:55,549
那間屋已放售多年...

1003
01:01:55,716 --> 01:01:58,177
我以為若能賣掉「凶宅」...

1004
01:01:58,343 --> 01:01:59,553
就會打響名號

1005
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:00,846
凶宅?

1006
01:02:01,722 --> 01:02:02,556
哪間屋?

1007
01:02:03,682 --> 01:02:04,641
125號

1008
01:02:05,392 --> 01:02:08,896
我就是送艾絲翠去那裏
她去見的男孩叫謝里米

1009
01:02:10,063 --> 01:02:11,857
謝里米費沙?

1010
01:02:12,024 --> 01:02:13,984
我不知道他的姓氏

1011
01:02:15,110 --> 01:02:16,737
不,不可能是他

1012
01:02:16,904 --> 01:02:19,281
但謝里米費沙不是好人

1013
01:02:20,073 --> 01:02:22,618
23年前,他謀殺了自己的父母

1014
01:02:23,452 --> 01:02:25,412
警察發現他躲在樹屋

1015
01:02:25,579 --> 01:02:28,415
想抓他出來時,他摔倒跌斷頸...

1016
01:02:28,582 --> 01:02:29,791
即時死亡

1017
01:02:36,131 --> 01:02:38,175
這樣做就可進入冥界?

1018
01:02:38,425 --> 01:02:39,551
用粉筆畫道門?

1019
01:02:40,636 --> 01:02:41,678
還要敲三下?

1020
01:02:41,845 --> 01:02:42,971
我只是照書做

1021
01:02:43,138 --> 01:02:44,139
太蠢了吧

1022
01:02:55,025 --> 01:02:56,777
或者不是太蠢

1023
01:02:56,944 --> 01:02:58,278
怎麼辦?直接走過去?

1024
01:02:58,820 --> 01:03:00,656
我可以,但因為你還活着...

1025
01:03:00,822 --> 01:03:02,908
你要先唸那段咒語

1026
01:03:21,343 --> 01:03:24,805
{\an8}(珍畢達菲代理出售)

1027
01:03:25,722 --> 01:03:26,723
艾絲翠!

1028
01:03:32,396 --> 01:03:33,397
謝里米,是你嗎?

1029
01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:45,909
好了

1030
01:03:46,076 --> 01:03:48,328
我覺得成功了

1031
01:03:48,495 --> 01:03:49,538
艾絲翠!

1032
01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:53,959
去見你爸爸吧

1033
01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:59,298
艾絲翠!不要!

1034
01:04:02,050 --> 01:04:03,051
好了

1035
01:04:17,858 --> 01:04:19,693
好吧,你在這裏等

1036
01:04:19,860 --> 01:04:21,945
我問問該去哪

1037
01:04:22,112 --> 01:04:23,822
記住問我爸在哪

1038
01:04:24,531 --> 01:04:26,617
不好意思,對不起...

1039
01:04:28,410 --> 01:04:29,328
聖誕快樂

1040
01:04:29,494 --> 01:04:30,829
聖誕快樂

1041
01:04:32,623 --> 01:04:33,540
謝謝

1042
01:04:33,707 --> 01:04:35,292
好了,我們要去入境處

1043
01:04:36,668 --> 01:04:39,671
(不准出去)

1044
01:04:42,382 --> 01:04:45,219
不好意思,可否跟你們經理談談?

1045
01:04:45,385 --> 01:04:48,347
我再不回家,老婆會剝我皮

1046
01:04:48,514 --> 01:04:50,682
真甜蜜...攞籌、坐低等

1047
01:04:56,855 --> 01:04:58,065
哇,老兄

1048
01:05:02,861 --> 01:05:05,322
噢,冥界的力量...

1049
01:05:05,489 --> 01:05:09,952
請接納我的查爾斯
就像我接受他已離世一樣

1050
01:05:10,118 --> 01:05:11,119
{\an8}不,我未接受到

1051
01:05:11,870 --> 01:05:12,871
{\an8}永遠也不會

1052
01:05:13,830 --> 01:05:15,749
{\an8}哀傷沒有期限

1053
01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:17,501
{\an8}(查爾斯迪茲安息)
(父親、丈夫、觀鳥者)

1054
01:05:17,668 --> 01:05:18,669
{\an8}噢,這句很好

1055
01:05:19,461 --> 01:05:23,048
雖然哀傷沒有期限!

1056
01:05:23,257 --> 01:05:24,800
各位商業之王...

1057
01:05:24,967 --> 01:05:26,260
納斯達克的騎士...

1058
01:05:26,385 --> 01:05:30,514
請視他為值得進入你們領土之人

1059
01:05:30,681 --> 01:05:33,058
你雖已不在,我的國王

1060
01:05:33,225 --> 01:05:37,062
但在不朽之愛的天使祝福下...

1061
01:05:37,980 --> 01:05:40,774
我,你尚存的王后...

1062
01:05:40,941 --> 01:05:43,277
自豪地繼承你的...

1063
01:05:48,574 --> 01:05:50,325
- 非常感謝
- 好了,謝謝

1064
01:05:51,577 --> 01:05:52,786
- 那間屋真可怕
- 你沒事吧,親愛的?

1065
01:05:52,953 --> 01:05:53,912
你看來有點焦躁

1066
01:05:54,079 --> 01:05:55,122
只是婚前緊張

1067
01:05:55,289 --> 01:05:57,958
我要上去試婚紗,你別上來...

1068
01:05:58,125 --> 01:06:00,419
因為婚禮前見面會不幸

1069
01:06:00,586 --> 01:06:01,587
好吧

1070
01:06:03,630 --> 01:06:07,050
- 哈囉!誰來玩啊?
- 不給糖就搗蛋!

1071
01:06:07,217 --> 01:06:08,051
不給糖就搗蛋!

1072
01:06:08,218 --> 01:06:09,595
來吧

1073
01:06:09,761 --> 01:06:10,971
- 蘋果...
- 謝謝!

1074
01:06:11,138 --> 01:06:14,683
甘筍條、金黃葡萄乾
因為沒人喜歡肥小丑

1075
01:06:18,478 --> 01:06:20,063
我竟然要這樣做

1076
01:06:21,565 --> 01:06:24,234
阿汁、阿汁、阿汁

1077
01:06:37,247 --> 01:06:39,333
(比托汁,比托汁)

1078
01:06:53,597 --> 01:06:55,390
阿汁自由喇

1079
01:06:57,559 --> 01:06:59,019
{\an8}話我知這是甚麼意思

1080
01:06:59,478 --> 01:07:00,896
那我們看看吧

1081
01:07:01,939 --> 01:07:04,358
長話短說,你女兒完蛋了

1082
01:07:04,525 --> 01:07:06,360
她決定和這男孩換命

1083
01:07:06,485 --> 01:07:09,446
他可以回來,而她卻永遠困在另一邊

1084
01:07:09,613 --> 01:07:11,365
靈魂列車的單程票

1085
01:07:11,532 --> 01:07:12,699
- 靈魂列車?
- 沒錯

1086
01:07:12,866 --> 01:07:15,202
最後一站,彼岸世界

1087
01:07:15,369 --> 01:07:16,870
不,她不能上那火車

1088
01:07:17,037 --> 01:07:19,122
你要帶我進去,我要救她出來

1089
01:07:19,289 --> 01:07:22,376
我可以帶你進去,但有交換條件

1090
01:07:22,501 --> 01:07:23,961
當然了,你想要甚麼?

1091
01:07:24,586 --> 01:07:26,505
我有個前妻,你知嘛

1092
01:07:26,672 --> 01:07:28,715
她是個癲婆,我們已分手

1093
01:07:28,882 --> 01:07:29,967
但她仍纏住我

1094
01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:31,468
我要永遠擺脫她

1095
01:07:31,635 --> 01:07:32,553
你想我嫁給你!

1096
01:07:33,053 --> 01:07:34,179
還以為你不會開口

1097
01:07:34,346 --> 01:07:36,473
我怎知道你會守信?

1098
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:38,308
我用我死鬼阿媽的靈魂發誓

1099
01:07:38,851 --> 01:07:39,685
弊!

1100
01:07:41,770 --> 01:07:42,646
好,好吧

1101
01:07:42,813 --> 01:07:44,773
我嫁給你,你幫我救女兒

1102
01:07:44,940 --> 01:07:46,108
我需要簽約

1103
01:07:46,650 --> 01:07:47,568
給我

1104
01:07:48,110 --> 01:07:49,194
行了

1105
01:07:49,403 --> 01:07:50,654
(婚姻協議)

1106
01:07:52,281 --> 01:07:53,615
我會令你非常幸福

1107
01:07:53,782 --> 01:07:55,993
天啊!到底要怎樣進去?

1108
01:08:02,791 --> 01:08:03,792
搞掂

1109
01:08:06,086 --> 01:08:08,005
不能光明正大走前門

1110
01:08:20,975 --> 01:08:22,560
我們需要惡魔附身

1111
01:08:23,353 --> 01:08:25,479
我們的個案專員罷工,而等候室的...

1112
01:08:25,647 --> 01:08:28,192
通知阿汁,那些人仍在我間屋

1113
01:08:32,738 --> 01:08:34,781
喂?喂?

1114
01:08:36,325 --> 01:08:37,367
大家看不到我們

1115
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:39,161
明白嗎?

1116
01:08:40,370 --> 01:08:41,205
阿卜...

1117
01:08:41,537 --> 01:08:42,747
你和他們守住這裏

1118
01:08:43,165 --> 01:08:44,166
別讓人通過

1119
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:47,961
走吧,親愛的

1120
01:08:50,881 --> 01:08:53,926
{\an8}好了各位,繼續開工!

1121
01:09:08,232 --> 01:09:09,649
- 不給糖就搗蛋
- 不給糖就搗蛋

1122
01:09:09,816 --> 01:09:10,734
等等先

1123
01:09:11,276 --> 01:09:12,528
每人一份

1124
01:09:12,694 --> 01:09:13,904
全靠誠實

1125
01:09:14,071 --> 01:09:15,613
睬你都傻,傻仔

1126
01:09:22,453 --> 01:09:24,915
各位,今次由士多啤梨揀先

1127
01:09:25,082 --> 01:09:25,999
不准擠

1128
01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:40,013
雙手擺頭上,賤種!

1129
01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:42,724
否則我用你的腦漿做油漆!

1130
01:09:42,890 --> 01:09:43,934
發生1031事件

1131
01:09:44,100 --> 01:09:45,560
不行,老友

1132
01:09:46,435 --> 01:09:47,770
這樣說太不自然

1133
01:09:47,938 --> 01:09:50,023
記住,要漫不經心

1134
01:09:50,189 --> 01:09:51,524
輕描淡寫

1135
01:09:52,024 --> 01:09:53,151
你必須保持真實

1136
01:09:54,152 --> 01:09:55,153
- 警告
- 奧加...

1137
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:56,405
發生甚麼事?

1138
01:09:56,572 --> 01:09:59,074
有人違反守則699

1139
01:09:59,241 --> 01:10:02,995
你指有活人非法闖入冥界?

1140
01:10:03,161 --> 01:10:04,413
...違反守則699

1141
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:07,791
是時候叫食屍鬼小隊出動

1142
01:10:10,127 --> 01:10:13,380
我需要搜捕兩名疑犯

1143
01:10:13,547 --> 01:10:14,381
陰濕鬼...

1144
01:10:15,007 --> 01:10:16,758
人稱阿汁

1145
01:10:17,593 --> 01:10:19,303
還有一名女性肉球

1146
01:10:19,469 --> 01:10:21,388
{\an8}叫妮迪亞迪茲

1147
01:10:21,722 --> 01:10:25,726
逐家踢門搜!別放過任何墓碑

1148
01:10:25,893 --> 01:10:30,189
{\an8}若有必要,泰坦沙粒都要逐粒篩查

1149
01:10:30,355 --> 01:10:31,398
{\an8}各位...

1150
01:10:31,815 --> 01:10:32,816
{\an8}(你們死後的訓練就為今日而準備)

1151
01:10:32,983 --> 01:10:35,986
你們死後的訓練就為今日而準備

1152
01:10:36,904 --> 01:10:38,447
記住...

1153
01:10:38,614 --> 01:10:39,990
必須保持真實!

1154
01:10:40,782 --> 01:10:41,617
沒錯!

1155
01:10:51,335 --> 01:10:52,628
搞甚麼?

1156
01:10:54,296 --> 01:10:55,297
我在哪...甚麼?

1157
01:10:56,089 --> 01:10:59,176
不...不會的!

1158
01:11:00,677 --> 01:11:01,553
不!

1159
01:11:02,513 --> 01:11:03,597
不!

1160
01:11:04,431 --> 01:11:05,432
不好意思!

1161
01:11:06,391 --> 01:11:07,976
如果搞錯了怎麼辦?

1162
01:11:08,143 --> 01:11:09,645
因為我不應該在這裏

1163
01:11:13,607 --> 01:11:16,443
(目前籌號)
(詢問處)

1164
01:11:16,610 --> 01:11:18,070
認真?

1165
01:11:18,237 --> 01:11:20,447
不,我有全球入境許可的

1166
01:11:20,614 --> 01:11:21,990
有另一條隊嗎?

1167
01:11:23,867 --> 01:11:24,868
{\an8}(護照這邊)
(出境)

1168
01:11:25,035 --> 01:11:29,498
{\an8}8:35分前往
彼岸世界的列車準時到達

1169
01:11:29,665 --> 01:11:30,499
{\an8}下一位

1170
01:11:31,124 --> 01:11:33,794
站在標記上,直望鏡頭

1171
01:11:35,170 --> 01:11:37,047
講「芝士」

1172
01:11:39,091 --> 01:11:40,092
哇!

1173
01:11:41,051 --> 01:11:41,885
你沒事吧?

1174
01:11:43,762 --> 01:11:46,223
不,我感覺好怪

1175
01:11:46,390 --> 01:11:48,851
我感覺很棒,真意外

1176
01:11:49,017 --> 01:11:50,227
- 剛剛怎麼回事?
- 好簡單

1177
01:11:50,394 --> 01:11:53,313
記得我叫你唸的咒語嗎?

1178
01:11:54,481 --> 01:11:58,777
你同意了和我換命

1179
01:11:59,570 --> 01:12:00,612
甚麼?

1180
01:12:00,779 --> 01:12:02,739
我需要你條命才能重獲自由

1181
01:12:04,449 --> 01:12:06,201
她要坐上靈魂列車了

1182
01:12:06,785 --> 01:12:08,745
前往彼岸世界的單程票

1183
01:12:08,912 --> 01:12:11,123
你趕快的話,可趕上8:35那班

1184
01:12:11,290 --> 01:12:12,624
- 不!等等!
- 非常感謝你

1185
01:12:13,834 --> 01:12:14,835
我從沒同意過!

1186
01:12:16,211 --> 01:12:17,546
我該怎樣回人間?

1187
01:12:17,713 --> 01:12:20,132
拿去蓋章,去11號窗

1188
01:12:20,299 --> 01:12:23,093
未蓋章,不算永久交換

1189
01:12:25,554 --> 01:12:27,806
(入境處)

1190
01:12:28,140 --> 01:12:29,308
爸?

1191
01:12:29,474 --> 01:12:30,893
- 艾絲翠?
- 爸爸?

1192
01:12:31,059 --> 01:12:33,312
爸!救我!

1193
01:12:33,478 --> 01:12:34,313
爸!

1194
01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:35,480
艾絲翠!

1195
01:12:36,523 --> 01:12:38,108
(撥號說明)
(宣傳服務!)

1196
01:12:38,275 --> 01:12:39,526
(別讓顧客收線!)

1197
01:12:53,957 --> 01:12:56,126
快了,親愛的

1198
01:12:56,293 --> 01:12:57,377
快了

1199
01:13:15,354 --> 01:13:17,814
警告,違反守則699

1200
01:13:17,981 --> 01:13:18,815
安全,走吧

1201
01:13:18,982 --> 01:13:21,318
我們似《雌雄大盜》主角,只是沒中槍

1202
01:13:21,485 --> 01:13:22,444
你知要去哪嗎?

1203
01:13:22,611 --> 01:13:23,737
沿走廊直走...

1204
01:13:23,904 --> 01:13:25,614
- 右轉三次,穿過第九道門...
- 違反守則699

1205
01:13:25,781 --> 01:13:28,033
就會直達靈魂列車

1206
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:29,076
你要去哪?

1207
01:13:29,243 --> 01:13:30,869
我先去個洗手間

1208
01:13:39,127 --> 01:13:40,087
(出境)

1209
01:13:42,881 --> 01:13:43,924
(彼岸世界 準時)
(天國之門 延誤)

1210
01:13:44,091 --> 01:13:45,133
(煉獄 延誤)
(至福樂土 延誤)

1211
01:13:54,393 --> 01:13:58,939
(靈魂列車)

1212
01:13:59,106 --> 01:14:01,441
這班8:35列車...

1213
01:14:02,150 --> 01:14:03,735
即將前往彼岸世界!

1214
01:14:05,445 --> 01:14:06,780
請各位...

1215
01:14:06,905 --> 01:14:08,866
登上靈魂列車!

1216
01:14:17,541 --> 01:14:18,709
不!不要!

1217
01:14:19,918 --> 01:14:20,919
不!

1218
01:14:21,962 --> 01:14:23,547
正呀!

1219
01:14:26,425 --> 01:14:27,593
艾絲翠!

1220
01:14:27,759 --> 01:14:29,428
艾絲翠!

1221
01:14:30,679 --> 01:14:32,139
不!不要!

1222
01:14:32,306 --> 01:14:33,640
不!

1223
01:14:33,807 --> 01:14:34,725
求求你們,不要!

1224
01:14:43,692 --> 01:14:45,694
嘿,扭扭腰,靚女

1225
01:14:46,111 --> 01:14:47,112
嘿!

1226
01:14:56,288 --> 01:14:57,664
艾絲翠!

1227
01:15:09,843 --> 01:15:11,428
- 弊!
- 站住!

1228
01:15:12,095 --> 01:15:12,930
那邊

1229
01:15:13,096 --> 01:15:14,389
(緊急出口)

1230
01:15:17,059 --> 01:15:18,769
講聲你知,我見到爸爸

1231
01:15:29,738 --> 01:15:31,156
嘿,我們在哪?

1232
01:15:31,323 --> 01:15:32,324
我不知道

1233
01:15:35,202 --> 01:15:36,036
嘿,那是土星

1234
01:15:37,079 --> 01:15:39,456
我們一定在它其中一個衛星上

1235
01:15:40,165 --> 01:15:41,792
冥界實在太離奇!

1236
01:16:03,730 --> 01:16:06,024
沙蟲!跑!

1237
01:16:14,074 --> 01:16:15,075
抓住我的手!

1238
01:16:22,207 --> 01:16:23,458
來吧!快來!

1239
01:16:53,030 --> 01:16:54,448
瑪麗居禮

1240
01:16:54,615 --> 01:16:55,949
中了輻射毒之後

1241
01:16:56,950 --> 01:16:58,952
- 對吧?
- 從最厲害的人學的

1242
01:17:01,371 --> 01:17:02,247
我們生了個叻女

1243
01:17:03,123 --> 01:17:05,125
是啊,沒錯

1244
01:17:06,919 --> 01:17:07,794
來吧!

1245
01:17:11,089 --> 01:17:14,426
我知你們看不到我,但我一直關注着你們

1246
01:17:15,469 --> 01:17:17,930
我不想成為你們爭吵的理由

1247
01:17:18,722 --> 01:17:19,556
你們都需要對方

1248
01:17:20,682 --> 01:17:22,226
你們令對方更好

1249
01:17:23,227 --> 01:17:24,269
一直都是

1250
01:17:26,104 --> 01:17:28,106
警報!違反守則699

1251
01:17:28,273 --> 01:17:30,150
我們要回去冬河鎮

1252
01:17:30,317 --> 01:17:32,152
奪回艾絲翠的生命才能走

1253
01:17:32,319 --> 01:17:34,738
- 警告!偵測到入侵者!
- 我們走吧

1254
01:17:36,448 --> 01:17:39,451
食屍鬼巡邏隊發現了缺口,現已封死

1255
01:17:39,618 --> 01:17:42,663
找到阿汁先生嗎?或者那肉球?

1256
01:17:42,829 --> 01:17:43,664
仍在搜索

1257
01:17:43,830 --> 01:17:45,832
但找到可能有幫助的東西

1258
01:18:08,605 --> 01:18:09,606
{\an8}「阿卜」?

1259
01:18:12,860 --> 01:18:14,778
{\an8}等我講下之後會點

1260
01:18:14,945 --> 01:18:17,781
{\an8}你那乾癟嘴唇最好交待一切...

1261
01:18:17,948 --> 01:18:21,952
{\an8}否則我會像敲核桃一樣
敲碎你個縮水腦袋

1262
01:18:22,119 --> 01:18:23,495
{\an8}阿汁在哪?

1263
01:18:28,250 --> 01:18:32,546
(營業中)

1264
01:18:38,594 --> 01:18:39,928
- 羅里?
- 神父...

1265
01:18:40,095 --> 01:18:42,222
我到處都見到這些縮頭人

1266
01:18:42,681 --> 01:18:45,893
不要怕,你的眼睛注定看見奇異事

1267
01:18:46,059 --> 01:18:47,728
你是否恐懼又顫抖?

1268
01:18:47,895 --> 01:18:49,730
是!我嚇到瀨

1269
01:18:51,398 --> 01:18:52,399
你怎麼會來?

1270
01:18:52,566 --> 01:18:55,194
我在尋找迷途羔羊,讓他們重返光明

1271
01:18:55,611 --> 01:18:57,613
我送你去教堂吧?

1272
01:19:04,119 --> 01:19:06,496
不給糖就搗蛋!

1273
01:19:07,664 --> 01:19:10,501
對不起,我想...
我很快回來,我只是...

1274
01:19:10,667 --> 01:19:11,877
不好意思,我...

1275
01:19:12,961 --> 01:19:15,464
對不起,我就快趕不及婚禮

1276
01:19:15,631 --> 01:19:18,008
嗨,問個問題,我要怎樣離開?

1277
01:19:18,175 --> 01:19:19,510
因為肯定有人搞錯了

1278
01:19:19,676 --> 01:19:21,970
我在休息,攞籌、坐低等

1279
01:19:22,137 --> 01:19:23,055
不,那些蝮蛇...

1280
01:19:23,222 --> 01:19:24,973
拔了牙的,我特地加了錢

1281
01:19:25,140 --> 01:19:26,934
親愛的,你死了,明白嗎?

1282
01:19:27,100 --> 01:19:28,894
攞籌、坐低等

1283
01:19:32,981 --> 01:19:36,360
這裏誰有權力幫我嗎?

1284
01:19:37,027 --> 01:19:38,403
你生前講這句行得通?

1285
01:19:38,570 --> 01:19:40,572
我還沒死!

1286
01:19:42,533 --> 01:19:45,035
你知嘛,我老公在這裏...查爾斯迪茲

1287
01:19:45,202 --> 01:19:47,955
他可解決這問題
你打給他,他甚麼都解決到

1288
01:19:48,121 --> 01:19:49,623
他不再解決到了

1289
01:19:49,790 --> 01:19:51,750
不,等等!等等,我認識權貴!

1290
01:19:53,085 --> 01:19:55,671
我認識權貴!我就是權貴!為甚麼...

1291
01:19:57,464 --> 01:19:58,841
不

1292
01:19:59,007 --> 01:20:00,926
阿汁...老天

1293
01:20:03,887 --> 01:20:04,930
阿汁

1294
01:20:07,474 --> 01:20:08,392
即到

1295
01:20:09,226 --> 01:20:12,563
我明白了,你現在死了就想找我玩

1296
01:20:12,729 --> 01:20:14,273
幫我找查爾斯,求求你

1297
01:20:14,439 --> 01:20:16,149
然後找貴賓休息室

1298
01:20:16,316 --> 01:20:17,526
- 無問題
- 好吧

1299
01:20:17,693 --> 01:20:20,404
你幫我搵返我個走佬新娘先

1300
01:20:38,172 --> 01:20:39,006
他在哪?

1301
01:20:41,675 --> 01:20:43,093
告訴我

1302
01:21:14,666 --> 01:21:15,667
(入境處)

1303
01:21:15,834 --> 01:21:17,920
叫你名才可上前

1304
01:21:19,838 --> 01:21:21,548
(出境)

1305
01:21:24,218 --> 01:21:25,427
別為那護照蓋印!

1306
01:21:29,681 --> 01:21:32,226
你太遲了,老友

1307
01:21:32,392 --> 01:21:34,436
好像杜斯妥也夫斯基講過...

1308
01:21:34,603 --> 01:21:35,646
{\an8}(你無運行!)

1309
01:21:35,812 --> 01:21:36,730
「係咁先,賤種!」

1310
01:21:40,067 --> 01:21:41,568
這邊,跟我來

1311
01:21:47,074 --> 01:21:48,367
下一位!

1312
01:21:48,534 --> 01:21:51,537
警告!偵測到入侵者

1313
01:21:52,412 --> 01:21:53,247
這邊

1314
01:21:53,413 --> 01:21:56,375
違反守則699,出現...

1315
01:21:56,542 --> 01:21:57,960
好了,我只能走到這裏

1316
01:21:59,044 --> 01:22:00,587
- 好吧
- 我愛你

1317
01:22:00,754 --> 01:22:02,130
我也愛你,乖女

1318
01:22:03,423 --> 01:22:04,842
過個精彩人生

1319
01:22:05,592 --> 01:22:06,677
互相照顧

1320
01:22:06,844 --> 01:22:07,928
知道

1321
01:22:08,095 --> 01:22:09,429
- 以後再見
- 好吧

1322
01:22:31,577 --> 01:22:33,203
多謝你救我的命

1323
01:22:35,414 --> 01:22:38,375
對不起,我從不相信你見到鬼...

1324
01:22:39,293 --> 01:22:40,961
我為一切很抱歉

1325
01:22:43,881 --> 01:22:45,132
艾絲翠,我...

1326
01:22:45,299 --> 01:22:46,884
妮迪亞!快點,遲到了!

1327
01:22:47,050 --> 01:22:48,552
天啊!我個婚禮!

1328
01:22:48,719 --> 01:22:50,095
快要開始了

1329
01:22:50,304 --> 01:22:51,889
等等,媽,經過今晚發生的一切...

1330
01:22:52,055 --> 01:22:53,182
你知你不一定要結婚吧?

1331
01:22:53,348 --> 01:22:56,435
我知...但我現在不結,永遠都不會結

1332
01:22:57,311 --> 01:22:58,812
但你確定要結婚?

1333
01:22:59,313 --> 01:23:01,732
羅里愛我,這就夠了

1334
01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:04,484
快,親愛的!快來!

1335
01:23:08,238 --> 01:23:10,532
衷心歡迎迷途羔羊進入祢家

1336
01:23:10,699 --> 01:23:11,700
天啊!

1337
01:23:13,827 --> 01:23:15,162
我以為你臨陣退縮

1338
01:23:15,329 --> 01:23:18,081
都怪我,她剛才落地獄救我離開奪命約會

1339
01:23:18,248 --> 01:23:19,416
這些人是誰?

1340
01:23:19,583 --> 01:23:21,460
只是幾個網絡紅人

1341
01:23:21,627 --> 01:23:22,836
追隨者都超過五百萬

1342
01:23:23,003 --> 01:23:25,589
Netflix 高層都好像有來

1343
01:23:25,756 --> 01:23:26,757
到底結不結?

1344
01:23:26,924 --> 01:23:28,634
結,你套婚紗呢?

1345
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:30,177
我來了就夠

1346
01:23:30,344 --> 01:23:31,929
直接跳到誓言部分吧

1347
01:23:32,095 --> 01:23:32,930
等等,迪莉亞呢?

1348
01:23:33,096 --> 01:23:34,264
喂!

1349
01:23:34,765 --> 01:23:36,016
這邊

1350
01:23:37,184 --> 01:23:38,393
她幫我冷靜等行禮

1351
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:39,895
我感覺有點緊張

1352
01:23:40,062 --> 01:23:41,063
好了,彈開

1353
01:23:41,396 --> 01:23:42,231
你

1354
01:23:43,232 --> 01:23:44,066
你就是...

1355
01:23:45,025 --> 01:23:45,859
我夢中那東西

1356
01:23:46,443 --> 01:23:49,363
我多數出現在噩夢中,但多謝

1357
01:23:49,738 --> 01:23:50,739
你是...

1358
01:23:52,407 --> 01:23:55,244
{\an8}協議講明
你永遠不能再唸我的名字!

1359
01:23:55,661 --> 01:23:56,578
{\an8}甚麼協議?

1360
01:23:56,745 --> 01:23:57,746
{\an8}她為拯救你而做的協議

1361
01:23:57,913 --> 01:23:59,373
{\an8}話時話,你可叫我「爸爸」

1362
01:23:59,540 --> 01:24:00,707
妮迪亞

1363
01:24:00,874 --> 01:24:02,251
你同意嫁給他?

1364
01:24:03,001 --> 01:24:05,712
我當時太急切,那是我唯一的選擇

1365
01:24:06,213 --> 01:24:07,673
妮迪亞,怎麼回事?

1366
01:24:08,966 --> 01:24:09,967
{\an8}哇

1367
01:24:10,592 --> 01:24:11,426
好尷尬

1368
01:24:12,845 --> 01:24:14,721
自從上次輔導,好像沒大進展...

1369
01:24:14,888 --> 01:24:16,640
我建議用藥物治療

1370
01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:17,558
(真心話血清)

1371
01:24:17,558 --> 01:24:19,518
別害怕分享,準備好就講

1372
01:24:26,233 --> 01:24:28,026
我一直覺得你的表演好假

1373
01:24:28,485 --> 01:24:30,779
我從不相信鬼魂、幽靈之類

1374
01:24:30,946 --> 01:24:32,990
甚麼?一直都不信?

1375
01:24:33,156 --> 01:24:34,616
你到底為何想結婚?

1376
01:24:35,367 --> 01:24:36,285
錢啊!

1377
01:24:36,451 --> 01:24:39,121
我知道做你老公,比做經理人賺得多

1378
01:24:40,372 --> 01:24:42,207
我根本沒有離世的未婚妻

1379
01:24:42,708 --> 01:24:44,168
我故意去倖存者靜修營...

1380
01:24:44,334 --> 01:24:46,753
去結識軟弱的女人利用她們!

1381
01:24:47,588 --> 01:24:49,464
遇到你,就似中了軟飯王頭獎

1382
01:24:50,465 --> 01:24:52,092
不如來點物理治療?

1383
01:25:00,475 --> 01:25:03,645
感謝大家蒞臨這特別場合...

1384
01:25:03,812 --> 01:25:06,315
但現在我們想要一點私隱

1385
01:25:32,716 --> 01:25:33,675
你要去哪,神父?

1386
01:25:43,477 --> 01:25:45,562
親愛的,我還有一個驚喜

1387
01:25:45,729 --> 01:25:46,772
發自內心的

1388
01:25:51,693 --> 01:25:55,656
春天不會為我倆停留,女孩

1389
01:25:55,822 --> 01:25:57,699
永遠領先一步

1390
01:25:58,492 --> 01:26:02,788
我們只能追隨其舞步

1391
01:26:09,002 --> 01:26:13,382
在脫落與被壓過的書頁之間

1392
01:26:13,549 --> 01:26:15,801
愛情滾燙如灼鐵

1393
01:26:15,968 --> 01:26:18,387
如褲子的條紋相纏

1394
01:26:25,686 --> 01:26:29,064
麥克阿瑟公園在黑暗中慢慢融化

1395
01:26:29,523 --> 01:26:33,193
甜美的綠色糖霜往下流

1396
01:26:33,694 --> 01:26:37,656
有人把蛋糕遺留在雨中

1397
01:26:37,823 --> 01:26:41,326
但我不配擁有

1398
01:26:41,535 --> 01:26:43,996
因為它需要悉心烘焙

1399
01:26:44,162 --> 01:26:46,540
而我已不再擁有那配方

1400
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:49,126
不再有

1401
01:26:49,293 --> 01:26:53,714
噢,不...

1402
01:26:57,509 --> 01:27:00,470
我還記得那件鵝黃棉裙

1403
01:27:01,346 --> 01:27:03,557
湧起如浪的泡沫

1404
01:27:03,849 --> 01:27:07,644
在你膝下地板上翻滾

1405
01:27:13,984 --> 01:27:17,654
小鳥們如柔嫩的嬰孩停在你手上

1406
01:27:17,821 --> 01:27:19,823
老人們在下棋

1407
01:27:21,909 --> 01:27:24,119
坐在樹旁下

1408
01:27:30,250 --> 01:27:33,629
麥克阿瑟公園在黑暗中慢慢融化

1409
01:27:33,962 --> 01:27:37,633
甜美的綠色糖霜往下流

1410
01:27:38,175 --> 01:27:41,762
有人把蛋糕遺留在雨中

1411
01:27:42,179 --> 01:27:45,516
但我不配擁有

1412
01:27:45,807 --> 01:27:48,143
因為它需要悉心烘焙

1413
01:27:48,393 --> 01:27:52,940
而我已不再擁有那配方

1414
01:27:53,482 --> 01:27:57,694
噢,不...

1415
01:28:01,865 --> 01:28:03,450
我最喜歡夢境片段

1416
01:28:04,952 --> 01:28:09,748
總會有另一首歌

1417
01:28:09,915 --> 01:28:14,002
等我去唱

1418
01:28:16,672 --> 01:28:20,217
當美酒猶溫,我會將它喝下

1419
01:28:20,384 --> 01:28:26,390
絕不會讓你看到我凝視太陽

1420
01:28:28,392 --> 01:28:33,230
在我經歷所有的愛之後

1421
01:28:34,398 --> 01:28:38,360
在我經歷各種愛情之後

1422
01:28:38,527 --> 01:28:42,155
你仍是我的唯一

1423
01:29:09,349 --> 01:29:14,730
我要好好掌握人生

1424
01:29:15,022 --> 01:29:17,900
好好善用

1425
01:29:29,620 --> 01:29:32,247
我將贏得崇拜

1426
01:29:32,414 --> 01:29:38,295
被人們仰望,亦會被人唾棄

1427
01:30:07,658 --> 01:30:08,617
阿汁先生...

1428
01:30:08,784 --> 01:30:10,827
你違反了守則699!

1429
01:30:10,994 --> 01:30:12,371
別動!

1430
01:30:13,872 --> 01:30:14,873
拘捕他們,伙計!

1431
01:30:17,251 --> 01:30:18,168
阿汁!

1432
01:30:22,130 --> 01:30:23,841
仆...

1433
01:30:24,299 --> 01:30:25,551
我回來了

1434
01:30:30,806 --> 01:30:32,099
親愛的!

1435
01:30:32,266 --> 01:30:33,475
你容光煥發!

1436
01:30:33,809 --> 01:30:34,643
你看來很...

1437
01:30:35,435 --> 01:30:37,145
- 生猛!
- 他是我的

1438
01:30:37,729 --> 01:30:39,022
是我的問題,不是你

1439
01:30:39,189 --> 01:30:40,065
親愛的...

1440
01:30:40,232 --> 01:30:42,568
我最近經歷了很多變化

1441
01:30:42,776 --> 01:30:44,570
應該有死後中年危機

1442
01:30:44,736 --> 01:30:47,364
你的靈魂屬於我,親愛的

1443
01:30:47,781 --> 01:30:48,907
永永遠遠

1444
01:30:49,074 --> 01:30:51,410
你不會想永遠和我一起,我是孤狼

1445
01:30:51,577 --> 01:30:52,411
(違反守則699)
(靈魂擅闖冥界)

1446
01:30:52,411 --> 01:30:53,662
你需要一個靈魂伴侶

1447
01:30:53,829 --> 01:30:56,498
一個真正了解你的人,例如...

1448
01:30:56,665 --> 01:30:58,208
{\an8}(我愛迪洛麗斯)

1449
01:31:02,796 --> 01:31:05,174
給我東西畫幾筆,快!

1450
01:31:22,149 --> 01:31:23,567
{\an8}沙蟲!

1451
01:31:26,236 --> 01:31:27,696
{\an8}史上最糟糕的婚禮!

1452
01:31:30,699 --> 01:31:32,242
{\an8}來吧,大隻仔!

1453
01:31:36,455 --> 01:31:38,081
{\an8}這邊!好極!

1454
01:31:52,262 --> 01:31:53,680
- 走吧!
- 嘿!

1455
01:31:53,847 --> 01:31:54,681
(婚姻協議)

1456
01:31:54,848 --> 01:31:55,766
我們有協議的

1457
01:31:56,433 --> 01:31:57,726
她不用嫁給你

1458
01:31:57,893 --> 01:32:00,103
- 甚麼?
- 你違反了守則699

1459
01:32:00,437 --> 01:32:02,731
沒錯,你非法把我媽帶到冥界

1460
01:32:03,148 --> 01:32:05,150
根據那本手冊,協議無效

1461
01:32:08,737 --> 01:32:11,114
聽着,我很抱歉我倆合不來...

1462
01:32:11,281 --> 01:32:13,492
但六百年的年齡差距...

1463
01:32:13,659 --> 01:32:15,244
對我來說有點離譜

1464
01:32:15,410 --> 01:32:16,620
阿...

1465
01:32:16,787 --> 01:32:17,704
阿汁

1466
01:32:23,168 --> 01:32:24,002
阿汁

1467
01:32:31,510 --> 01:32:33,136
- 喂!
- 阿汁

1468
01:32:43,438 --> 01:32:45,274
早知去拉斯維加斯結婚

1469
01:32:53,532 --> 01:32:55,117
看來我們遲了點,伙計

1470
01:32:57,160 --> 01:32:59,204
封鎖犯罪現場,叫法證隊來...

1471
01:32:59,371 --> 01:33:01,665
記住擋住傳媒

1472
01:33:02,040 --> 01:33:04,918
小姐,你剛踢了阿汁返冥界

1473
01:33:05,335 --> 01:33:06,420
道別吧...

1474
01:33:06,587 --> 01:33:08,630
想的話可以和我自拍

1475
01:33:08,797 --> 01:33:09,798
但快點

1476
01:33:12,092 --> 01:33:13,260
姐妹,你跟我來

1477
01:33:13,427 --> 01:33:15,345
甚麼?迪莉亞,你做了甚麼?

1478
01:33:15,512 --> 01:33:16,722
我中了騙局...

1479
01:33:16,889 --> 01:33:18,849
你一定要幫我辦退款

1480
01:33:19,975 --> 01:33:21,518
那些蛇真的有毒,對嗎?

1481
01:33:21,685 --> 01:33:23,979
是,所以我今次瘀死

1482
01:33:25,022 --> 01:33:26,190
你的作品會升值

1483
01:33:27,191 --> 01:33:28,317
噢!那好吧

1484
01:33:29,484 --> 01:33:30,861
迪莉亞...

1485
01:33:31,028 --> 01:33:32,070
我會想念你

1486
01:33:32,237 --> 01:33:34,615
你不會,我會找到查爾斯
然後回來纏住你們

1487
01:33:34,781 --> 01:33:36,658
直至你求我們去彼岸!

1488
01:33:36,825 --> 01:33:38,744
對於肉球來說,你們做得不錯

1489
01:33:38,952 --> 01:33:40,704
未到時辰別再回來...

1490
01:33:40,871 --> 01:33:42,581
與此同時,記住...

1491
01:33:42,748 --> 01:33:44,374
你必須保持真實

1492
01:33:44,541 --> 01:33:45,584
來吧,美女...

1493
01:33:45,751 --> 01:33:47,920
我們要去見局長

1494
01:34:33,757 --> 01:34:34,883
查爾斯!

1495
01:34:36,552 --> 01:34:37,803
迪莉亞!

1496
01:34:40,097 --> 01:34:41,515
你竟然在這裏!

1497
01:34:44,476 --> 01:34:45,644
噢,查爾斯

1498
01:34:45,811 --> 01:34:47,563
見到你真好!

1499
01:34:48,438 --> 01:34:49,690
噢,查爾斯...

1500
01:34:49,857 --> 01:34:51,233
你看我怎麼了!

1501
01:34:53,735 --> 01:34:55,904
這班10:13列車...

1502
01:34:56,071 --> 01:34:57,823
即將前往彼岸世界!

1503
01:34:58,323 --> 01:34:59,157
請各位...

1504
01:34:59,825 --> 01:35:01,535
登上靈魂列車!

1505
01:35:12,129 --> 01:35:14,298
我要感謝各位「鬼家人」...

1506
01:35:14,464 --> 01:35:17,176
多年來的支持

1507
01:35:17,342 --> 01:35:19,386
但這是我的最後一集了

1508
01:35:20,637 --> 01:35:24,099
我花了太多時間跟亡者說話

1509
01:35:24,266 --> 01:35:26,351
現在我該好好生活了

1510
01:35:29,188 --> 01:35:32,441
我想和我愛的人留下美好回憶...

1511
01:35:32,608 --> 01:35:34,902
而不是被他們死後纏擾

1512
01:36:50,978 --> 01:36:52,896
天啊,那是甚麼?

1513
01:37:16,253 --> 01:37:17,921
媽咪!

1514
01:37:28,348 --> 01:37:29,892
我剛發了超奇怪的夢

1515
01:38:45,092 --> 01:38:49,805
{\an8}(永遠懷念阿卜)
(公元1372-2024)

1516
01:44:23,055 --> 01:44:25,057
翻譯:利慧中