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♪ I don't think that
I can take it ♪
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♪ 'Cause it took so
long to bake it ♪
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♪ And I'll never have
that recipe again ♪
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♪ Again ♪
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["Beetlejuice"
theme music playing]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[dog barking]
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[thunderclap]
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[thunderclap]
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[wind blowing]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[Lydia] Come in if you dare.
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[thunderclap]
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The living.
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The dead.
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Can they coexist?
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That's what
we're here to find out.
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My name is Lydia Deetz,
and welcome to Ghost House.
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[audience cheering
and clapping]
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Joining us in the attic tonight
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are Emmet and Jody Welch,
from Cleghorn, Wisconsin.
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- Along with their dog, Taco.
- [Taco whines]
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And we're gonna hear about how
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their dream home
became a ghost house.
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- [audience exclaims softly]
- [spooky laughter plays]
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I've been a psychic mediator
for over 15 years.
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But nothing
could have prepared me
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for what I encountered
when I visited
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the Welch farm.
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- Here's a preview.
- [Taco barks]
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Be warned,
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it's intense.
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[eerie music playing]
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I don't know what I'm gonna
find behind this door,
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but it doesn't want me here.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[loud clattering]
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[Taco whining]
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[exhales shakily]
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I feel a dark presence.
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- We need to leave! Now!
- [door slams]
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[all gasping]
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[sighs]
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Emmet, are you ready to hear
about your paranormal visitors?
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Bring it on.
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How about you, Jody?
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Haven't slept a wink
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since we moved
into that darned house.
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Taco was so freaked out,
he goes to the bathroom
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in his doggy bed every night.
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It's been a living nightmare.
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Confronting the unknown.
Conquering your fears.
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There's nothing harder.
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But don't worry.
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I'll be right by your...
[gasps]
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[distorted laughter]
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What the...
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No.
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- No, no.
- [audience murmuring]
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[whispers] What's going on?
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- I don't know.
- Go!
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[Lydia] No. No.
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- Uh...
- You're doing great.
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[shakily] I'm...
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- Need a break?
- [breath trembling]
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, let's take a break.
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Lydia Deetz,
ladies and gentlemen!
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- Bravo.
- [audience clapping]
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I need five. Make it happen.
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Okay, everybody, that's lunch!
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[exhales deeply]
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[Nadia] I told him
he needed to wear contacts.
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But no, Mr. Big Shot Magician
wouldn't listen.
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Oh, can you
give it a rest, Nadia?
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I'm having a really shitty day.
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- Hmm?
- [door opens]
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What happened out there?
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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It's these double taping days,
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- it can get to me.
- Oh, God.
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Kills me to see you
feeling like this.
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Because when
you're feeling like this,
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it just makes me
feel what you're feeling.
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So in a weird way it's like,
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when you're hurting,
it's hurting me.
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- I don't know.
- God, I'm sorry.
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I... I don't mean to make you
feel like that.
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Oh, babe. Hey, it's okay.
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If anything, it just shows
how connected we are.
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It's like we got the same
stupid little heart.
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[pill bottle clattering]
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[Lydia clears throat]
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No. You don't need these.
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[softly] Oh.
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I have one job, and that is
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to make sure that you do not
drown your talents
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at the bottom
of a bottle of pills, Lydia.
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Please...
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just to get through today.
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[mellow music playing]
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Okay. But...
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this is the last time
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that I ever dig pills
out of a trash can for you.
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Do you understand?
Or a toilet or sink.
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Here.
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Okay? You got this.
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- All right?
- Yeah.
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[cell phone vibrating]
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- Is that mine?
- Don't move.
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Who's texting me?
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Your stupid stepmother.
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She's got texting diarrhea.
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I have to go.
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Lydia...
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we still have
a segment to finish.
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[interviewer] Tell us about
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the inspiration
for The Human Canvas.
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[Delia] I am my own canvas.
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I am my art.
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As we know,
art imitates the living.
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It feeds me.
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And I was not getting
enough nourishment
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from the sculpture alone.
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So, I decided
to broaden my tastes
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and it turns out
I am insatiably...
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[Lydia] Delia!
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Where have you been?
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I think I've cried all
the water out of my body.
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What happened to Dad?
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- I'm desolee, Le Tigre!
- [speaking French]
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He is the Picasso
of graffiti artists.
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He was tagging me like
the walls of the Paris Métro.
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But now he's having
a petite tantrum
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because I had to cancel
the performance.
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What happened?
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What? Oh.
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Your father's left me.
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He's divorcing you?
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What a horrible thought.
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No! He's dead!
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[shakily] What?
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Daddy's passed away.
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[sighs]
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How?
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[Delia] He was returning
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from his bird-watching
expedition
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to the Funafuti Atoll...
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- [indistinct chatter]
- [baby crying]
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[Delia] ...when his plane
went down
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in the South Pacific.
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- [explosion]
- [Charles gasps]
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- [airplane rumbling]
- [gasps]
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A plane crash?
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[passengers panicking]
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[Lydia] That was
his worst nightmare.
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[airplane splashes]
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Actually,
he survived the crash.
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- He drowned?
- Almost.
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But not quite, no.
According to survivors,
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Daddy clung onto a wing.
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[gasps]
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- [survivor 1] Over here!
- [survivor 2] Come on!
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[survivor 1] Hey, swim over!
Swim over!
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Hey!
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So, how did he die?
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A shark jumped out of the water
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- and got him!
- [Charles screaming]
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Just like that.
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I just spoke to him
on Saturday.
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He was so excited,
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he thanked me
for the binoculars,
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he said he had observed
the mating rituals
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of the Tuamotu sandpiper.
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Yes, he flew halfway
around the world
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to watch birds
do it on a beach.
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And it killed him!
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[sighs]
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We need to tell Astrid.
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Oh. Must we?
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She's already
such a morbid little thing.
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That's if I can even reach her.
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We're barely on speaking terms.
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Oh, it would kill Charles
to know
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I had to cancel my show.
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[in French]
Bonne journée a jamais!
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What'd he say?
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[speaking French]
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- [Le Tigre screaming]
- [body thuds]
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[worker] Did you see that?
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[groans softly]
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[in French]
Bonjour, monsieur. Ou suis-je?
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[in English] Where am I?
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[janitor] Down the hall,
second door on the right.
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Take a number.
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Someone will help you.
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Eventually.
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[upbeat music playing faintly
over headphones]
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[Le Tigre speaking French]
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[janitor] Goddamn foreigners.
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[exhales raspily]
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[gulps]
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[container clatters]
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[grunting]
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- [electricity crackling]
- [groaning]
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[screaming]
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- ["Tragedy" by Bee Gees]
- [gasps]
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♪ Night and day,
there's a burning down
inside of me ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, burning love
with a yearning that
won't let me be ♪
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♪ Down I go
and I just can't take it
all alone ♪
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♪ I really should be
holding you, holding you ♪
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♪ Loving you, loving you ♪
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- [stapler clicking]
- [winces]
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♪ It's tragedy ♪
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♪ When the morning cries
and you don't know why
it's hard to bear ♪
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♪ With no-one beside you
you're goin' nowhere ♪
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[grunts]
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♪ Tragedy,
when the feeling's gone
and you can't go on ♪
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♪ It's tragedy,
when the morning cries
and you don't know why ♪
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[bone cracks]
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♪ It's hard to bear ♪
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♪ With no-one to love you
You're goin' nowhere ♪
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[flesh squelching]
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- [grunts]
- [stapler clicking]
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♪ It's tragedy ♪
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♪ When the morning cries and
you don't know why
it's hard to bear ♪
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♪ With no-one to love you
you're goin' nowhere ♪
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[foreboding music playing]
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Hey, toots!
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You're not supposed
to be back here.
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Don't make me tell you twice.
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- [grunts]
- ["Tragedy" resumes]
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Where is Beetlejuice?
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[gurgling]
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[inhaling deeply]
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[song ends]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[bell ringing]
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- [cell phone ringing, stops]
- Ugh.
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[laughing]
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[student] Ghost House!
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When you're all
on your third kid
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and second divorce,
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we'll see who gets
the last laugh.
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[glass shatters]
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[Astrid] Perfect.
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[cell phone ringing]
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- Leave me alone.
- [cell phone clatters]
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[melancholy music playing]
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So it's settled. We'll bring
Charles home to Winter River.
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But I've never
hosted a funeral...
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- [line ringing]
- I've never hosted anything
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without Charles standing there.
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Watching me. In awe.
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[Astrid voicemail] It's Astrid.
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- Please don't leave a message.
- [sighs] She won't pick up.
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Maybe I should tell Astrid
about Charles.
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Might be easier coming from
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a non-feminine
masculine archetype.
261
00:15:28,557 --> 00:15:31,123
Well, there aren't any men
left in the family.
262
00:15:31,259 --> 00:15:33,558
Well, no offense taken, Delia.
263
00:15:33,693 --> 00:15:35,395
I'll be a member of the family
soon enough.
264
00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:38,167
In fact,
265
00:15:38,302 --> 00:15:39,728
I might be the perfect person
to tell her.
266
00:15:39,863 --> 00:15:42,065
Having just lost
my own grandfather.
267
00:15:42,201 --> 00:15:44,001
You did? When?
268
00:15:44,136 --> 00:15:45,834
Forty years ago.
269
00:15:45,969 --> 00:15:49,275
But in my child body,
that's yesterday.
270
00:15:49,411 --> 00:15:50,906
[Lydia] I'm gonna
tell Astrid, okay?
271
00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:52,311
Just give me a few minutes
before you come up.
272
00:15:52,446 --> 00:15:54,018
[Delia] Enough!
I'll handle this.
273
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:57,582
[shouts] Astrid!
274
00:15:59,755 --> 00:16:00,750
Astrid!
275
00:16:01,658 --> 00:16:02,785
Astrid!
276
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:06,962
Stop torturing your mother.
277
00:16:07,097 --> 00:16:08,923
I know I usually find it funny,
278
00:16:09,058 --> 00:16:10,494
and only fair
after the way she treated me
279
00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:11,930
- when she was your age.
- [Rory sighs]
280
00:16:12,066 --> 00:16:13,499
But not today!
281
00:16:14,730 --> 00:16:17,300
Your mummy's lost her daddy.
282
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:18,669
You've lost your grandpa.
283
00:16:19,877 --> 00:16:21,511
And I've lost my...
284
00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:23,014
horny handyman.
285
00:16:24,243 --> 00:16:25,214
[sobbing] Charles.
286
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,612
Charles!
287
00:16:28,444 --> 00:16:31,121
Oh, Charles!
288
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,656
Can't believe Grandpa is dead.
289
00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:38,823
He's like the only semi-normal
person in this family.
290
00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:41,029
[Lydia] We're gonna be in
Winter River for a few weeks.
291
00:16:41,164 --> 00:16:42,627
What do you mean
for a few weeks?
292
00:16:42,763 --> 00:16:44,034
I thought we were just
going for the funeral.
293
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,460
Well, we need to clear out
the house.
294
00:16:45,596 --> 00:16:46,994
Grandpa loved that place.
295
00:16:47,129 --> 00:16:48,638
[Delia] Yes, and we are going
to honor him
296
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,674
with a Grief Collective.
297
00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,607
A "Grief Collective"?
298
00:16:52,743 --> 00:16:57,978
I am seeing a semi-multimedia
visual manifesto of our loss.
299
00:16:58,114 --> 00:16:59,442
What does loss look like?
300
00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:02,311
Is it just tears? A headstone?
301
00:17:02,446 --> 00:17:03,813
Wilting gladioli?
302
00:17:03,948 --> 00:17:07,223
No, we need to unpack
the art of sorrow.
303
00:17:08,787 --> 00:17:10,989
Yeah, that sounds
really traumatic.
304
00:17:11,124 --> 00:17:12,090
I can't go.
305
00:17:12,225 --> 00:17:13,858
I'm our school rep
306
00:17:13,993 --> 00:17:15,662
for our Student Environmental
Conference next week.
307
00:17:15,798 --> 00:17:17,333
We're presenting our demands
on climate change action.
308
00:17:17,468 --> 00:17:19,565
I spoke with the principal,
and they cleared it.
309
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,965
She actually thinks
it's a really good idea.
310
00:17:22,101 --> 00:17:23,868
Yeah, well, I guess when you
donate an entire art center,
311
00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:25,668
the principal becomes your
little puppet on a string.
312
00:17:25,803 --> 00:17:27,243
- [sighs softly]
- [Delia chuckles]
313
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,037
Well, you're free
to reject your inheritance
314
00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:31,280
when you're living high
off a tree hugger's salary.
315
00:17:33,142 --> 00:17:34,585
- [laughter]
- [foreboding music playing]
316
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,220
[shakily] What? No! No!
317
00:17:40,324 --> 00:17:41,385
Jesus! Okay,
people already know
318
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,117
that Lydia Deetz is my mom.
319
00:17:43,253 --> 00:17:46,191
Okay, can you stop being
a freak for, like, one second?
320
00:17:46,327 --> 00:17:48,694
- Go back.
- Why?
321
00:17:48,829 --> 00:17:50,266
All right, people already know
you'd rather spend
322
00:17:50,401 --> 00:17:52,070
more time with ghosts
than your own daughter.
323
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:59,407
[dramatic
orchestral music playing]
324
00:18:06,676 --> 00:18:12,651
[ominous music playing]
325
00:18:22,898 --> 00:18:23,926
[gasps]
326
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,729
Jesus, Bob.
327
00:18:26,865 --> 00:18:28,568
Can't you see
I'm concentrating here?
328
00:18:29,269 --> 00:18:30,769
You know, Bob,
329
00:18:30,904 --> 00:18:33,142
long distance relationships
can be difficult.
330
00:18:33,277 --> 00:18:34,904
Especially when
one of you is dead
331
00:18:35,039 --> 00:18:36,470
and the other's ignoring you
for 30 years.
332
00:18:36,605 --> 00:18:37,939
But Lydia and I,
333
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,879
we have a definite
psychic connection.
334
00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:41,449
[caller 1] I just need
these people out of my house.
335
00:18:41,585 --> 00:18:44,179
Please hold! Afterlife
Call Center, please hold.
336
00:18:44,315 --> 00:18:46,487
[caller 2] How much
for a premium bio exorcism?
337
00:18:46,622 --> 00:18:47,915
[Beetlejuice]
And I'll tell ya something,
338
00:18:48,051 --> 00:18:49,622
she definitely saw me
that last time.
339
00:18:51,094 --> 00:18:52,493
I felt a little tingle.
340
00:18:52,628 --> 00:18:53,888
[caller 3] The money back
guarantee one.
341
00:18:54,024 --> 00:18:55,830
I'm putting your call
through now.
342
00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:57,132
[caller 4] I've just died,
and she's already remarried.
343
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:58,963
Sell him the honeymoon package.
344
00:18:59,099 --> 00:19:00,466
I'll kill the new husband,
and I'll possess the ex-wife.
345
00:19:00,602 --> 00:19:02,030
I'll make her
do some unseemly things,
346
00:19:02,165 --> 00:19:03,636
- and then I'll post the pics.
- [alarm blares]
347
00:19:03,772 --> 00:19:05,033
[caller 4] Can I pay
in installments?
348
00:19:10,707 --> 00:19:12,006
I'm needed upstairs.
349
00:19:12,142 --> 00:19:14,350
- [Bob grunting]
- Bob, hold down the fort.
350
00:19:19,418 --> 00:19:21,282
[knocking at door]
351
00:19:21,418 --> 00:19:22,424
[sighs]
352
00:19:23,457 --> 00:19:24,688
[in French] Ou je suis?
353
00:19:24,824 --> 00:19:26,030
- Where am I?
- [woman] Take a number,
354
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,165
- take a seat.
- [Le Tigre scoffs]
355
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,066
[Beetlejuice sighs]
356
00:19:34,201 --> 00:19:35,239
[cat yowls]
357
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,602
I'm more of a dog person.
358
00:19:39,737 --> 00:19:42,103
[woman] You! Room 515. Now.
359
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,810
[camera flashing]
360
00:19:47,844 --> 00:19:49,086
- Come on.
- Come on.
361
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,483
[gangster] Hey,
easy with the suit.
362
00:19:50,619 --> 00:19:51,481
[detective]
Don't "Detective" me,
363
00:19:51,616 --> 00:19:52,882
you walking disaster.
364
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,456
- We got reports.
- Another protestor.
365
00:19:54,591 --> 00:19:55,852
[operator on radio]
There is a ten-o-nine.
366
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:59,989
Wolf Jackson,
Afterlife Crime Unit.
367
00:20:00,823 --> 00:20:02,200
Let me take a wild stab.
368
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:03,690
Actor.
369
00:20:03,826 --> 00:20:06,062
Not just any actor.
370
00:20:06,197 --> 00:20:09,400
I've done it all.
For six movies and a reboot,
371
00:20:09,536 --> 00:20:11,704
I became Frank Hardballer.
372
00:20:11,839 --> 00:20:14,077
Doing my own stunts
was non-negotiable.
373
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,941
- You know why?
- Authenticity.
374
00:20:16,077 --> 00:20:17,511
Correct.
375
00:20:17,647 --> 00:20:19,913
A vice cop doesn't
get to a perp's door
376
00:20:20,048 --> 00:20:23,379
and then call for some hambone
stunt man to break it down.
377
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,151
Neither did I.
378
00:20:25,287 --> 00:20:26,819
You gotta keep it real.
379
00:20:26,954 --> 00:20:28,490
Looks like you got a little
too real there, bud.
380
00:20:30,954 --> 00:20:32,120
Who knew it was a live grenade?
381
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,130
Your name came up
382
00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:36,634
on this case I'm investigating.
383
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:37,862
[coughing]
384
00:20:38,727 --> 00:20:40,403
[shrieking]
385
00:20:41,336 --> 00:20:42,867
Recognize this puss?
386
00:20:45,004 --> 00:20:46,710
Never seen that chick
before in my life.
387
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:47,905
Or afterlife.
388
00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:54,677
- [camera shutter clicking]
- [Wolf] Any idea
389
00:20:54,813 --> 00:20:56,512
why my suspect wrote your name
390
00:20:56,648 --> 00:20:58,378
in this schmo's goo?
391
00:20:58,514 --> 00:21:02,225
Uh... Hard to say, Wolf,
but could be a super-fan.
392
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,955
You know,
guys like you and me...
393
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,086
- [camera shutter clicks]
- ...we drive the gals crazy.
394
00:21:06,222 --> 00:21:08,055
She collected
all her body parts.
395
00:21:08,191 --> 00:21:11,402
My hunch
is she's out for revenge.
396
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:14,798
And you seem to be numero uno
on her hit list.
397
00:21:14,933 --> 00:21:16,104
Well, wouldn't be
the first woman
398
00:21:16,239 --> 00:21:17,438
who wanted to kill me.
399
00:21:17,573 --> 00:21:19,468
And kinda hard
to kill a dead guy.
400
00:21:19,604 --> 00:21:20,767
This gal can.
401
00:21:20,903 --> 00:21:22,576
She's a soul sucker.
402
00:21:22,711 --> 00:21:24,315
Oh, yeah,
you could say that again.
403
00:21:25,908 --> 00:21:28,419
My advice, lay low.
404
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:31,312
She gets her hands on you
and you're dead-dead.
405
00:21:31,447 --> 00:21:34,252
And there's no coming back
from that, Mr. Juice.
406
00:21:34,387 --> 00:21:35,491
Roger that.
407
00:21:37,288 --> 00:21:44,129
[boy singing]
♪ Day-o, me say day-o ♪
408
00:21:44,265 --> 00:21:49,705
[choir singing] ♪ Daylight come
And me want to go ♪
409
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:53,342
♪ Day, me say day
Me say day, me say day ♪
410
00:21:53,477 --> 00:21:57,810
♪ Me say day, me say day-o ♪
411
00:21:57,946 --> 00:22:06,182
♪ Daylight come
And me want to go ♪
412
00:22:06,318 --> 00:22:08,520
[boy signing]
♪ Come mister tally man ♪
413
00:22:08,656 --> 00:22:10,794
♪ Tally me banana ♪
414
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:14,698
[choir singing] ♪ Daylight come
And me want to go home ♪
415
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:19,669
♪ Lift six-foot, seven-foot
Eight-foot bunch ♪
416
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:26,542
♪ Daylight come
And me want to go home ♪
417
00:22:28,273 --> 00:22:30,674
I just don't believe
I won't see Charles again.
418
00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:32,282
Be comforted in the knowledge
419
00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:34,649
that he's in
a far better place.
420
00:22:34,785 --> 00:22:37,081
Angels are guiding him
towards everlasting light
421
00:22:37,216 --> 00:22:39,717
and may his soul fly through
the heavenly gates,
422
00:22:39,853 --> 00:22:41,655
like the birds
that he so adored
423
00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:43,423
and soar over
the Fields of Elysium
424
00:22:43,558 --> 00:22:45,154
to the glory that is thine.
425
00:22:46,128 --> 00:22:47,156
What?
426
00:22:55,233 --> 00:22:57,100
I haven't been to a funeral
since Dad's.
427
00:22:58,076 --> 00:22:59,333
Death is hard.
428
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,974
Yeah, sometimes
I think life is harder.
429
00:23:04,146 --> 00:23:05,207
I know.
430
00:23:07,213 --> 00:23:10,184
Listen, if you wanna talk
to that therapist again...
431
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,279
There you go again.
432
00:23:12,387 --> 00:23:13,686
You just sidestep
433
00:23:13,821 --> 00:23:14,986
every possible
conversation about him.
434
00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:16,922
Astrid...
435
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,393
I loved your father,
436
00:23:19,529 --> 00:23:21,694
but our relationship was over
437
00:23:21,830 --> 00:23:23,599
a long time
before the accident.
438
00:23:25,329 --> 00:23:26,965
I still don't understand
why you can't see him.
439
00:23:31,167 --> 00:23:32,773
- Why not?
- I wish I knew.
440
00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:35,169
But this ability
441
00:23:35,304 --> 00:23:37,074
didn't exactly
come with instructions.
442
00:23:38,374 --> 00:23:40,446
It all started
when I was your age.
443
00:23:40,581 --> 00:23:42,276
It's ironic, isn't it?
444
00:23:42,412 --> 00:23:43,778
You can apparently
see any random ghost
445
00:23:43,914 --> 00:23:45,413
for your shitty TV show,
446
00:23:45,548 --> 00:23:46,452
but the one ghost
that actually matters to me
447
00:23:46,587 --> 00:23:47,948
you can't see at all.
448
00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:52,463
[somber music playing]
449
00:23:56,630 --> 00:24:02,539
[ominous music playing]
450
00:24:08,410 --> 00:24:09,777
We are closed!
451
00:24:09,912 --> 00:24:12,613
I'm sorry to bother you.
My name's Charles Deetz.
452
00:24:12,749 --> 00:24:14,742
I'm feeling
a little lightheaded.
453
00:24:14,877 --> 00:24:16,018
Where am I?
454
00:24:16,154 --> 00:24:17,714
Damn newbies.
455
00:24:17,850 --> 00:24:19,985
You wait! In waiting room!
456
00:24:20,951 --> 00:24:22,920
[Charles] All right.
457
00:24:23,055 --> 00:24:25,122
- [store bell rings]
- Unbelievable.
458
00:24:25,888 --> 00:24:27,791
[grunts angrily]
459
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:31,601
[suspenseful music playing]
460
00:24:34,071 --> 00:24:35,471
Hey...
461
00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:36,969
- who's there?
- [plastic rustling]
462
00:24:49,615 --> 00:24:51,251
[screaming]
463
00:24:51,386 --> 00:24:53,623
[whimpering]
464
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:59,222
[inhaling deeply]
465
00:25:03,259 --> 00:25:09,265
[ominous choral music playing]
466
00:25:26,850 --> 00:25:29,751
[water sploshes]
467
00:25:29,886 --> 00:25:31,056
[burping]
468
00:25:32,288 --> 00:25:35,028
- My ex-wife is back.
- Hmm?
469
00:25:35,163 --> 00:25:37,192
[Beetlejuice] Well, I know
what you're thinking...
470
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:40,662
"When was the Juice
ever tied down?
471
00:25:40,797 --> 00:25:44,108
What kind of woman could ever
keep him satisfied?" Well...
472
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,503
[mic feedback whines]
473
00:25:45,638 --> 00:25:46,610
[in Italian]
474
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,142
[dramatic music playing]
475
00:26:29,211 --> 00:26:32,051
[soft music playing]
476
00:26:51,034 --> 00:26:52,005
[goat bleats]
477
00:26:55,874 --> 00:26:57,109
[thunder rumbling]
478
00:26:58,910 --> 00:27:00,409
[both moaning]
479
00:27:03,547 --> 00:27:06,250
- [Beetlejuice grunts]
- [Delores Moans]
480
00:27:07,924 --> 00:27:09,451
[Beetlejuice
continues in Italian]
481
00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:21,001
[sinister music playing]
482
00:27:27,643 --> 00:27:28,679
[Beetlejuice exhales]
483
00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:32,109
Mazel tov.
484
00:27:32,245 --> 00:27:34,047
[Beetlejuice
continues in Italian]
485
00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:54,870
- [tense music playing]
- [Delores screams]
486
00:27:59,269 --> 00:28:01,101
[in English] Now she's back,
487
00:28:01,236 --> 00:28:02,372
and she's pissed.
488
00:28:03,778 --> 00:28:08,015
[somber music playing]
489
00:28:20,025 --> 00:28:22,390
[indistinct chatter]
490
00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:26,198
[operatic music
playing over speakers]
491
00:28:32,639 --> 00:28:33,634
Hey.
492
00:28:35,704 --> 00:28:37,715
Must be pretty
noisy up here. Yeah?
493
00:28:38,977 --> 00:28:40,080
In here, too.
494
00:28:42,216 --> 00:28:44,513
Listen, if you ever
need to process
495
00:28:44,648 --> 00:28:46,515
any of your emotions,
I'm here for you.
496
00:28:48,050 --> 00:28:49,056
[burps]
497
00:28:50,056 --> 00:28:52,753
Emotions processed. Thanks.
498
00:28:52,888 --> 00:28:55,458
I saw you standing
at your grandfather's grave.
499
00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:58,263
He must have been
a pretty dope dude.
500
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,597
Death is so, like...
501
00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:07,702
[groans] It's, like, tragic,
you know?
502
00:29:07,837 --> 00:29:10,913
I mean, if you ever wanna,
you know, cry or just,
503
00:29:11,048 --> 00:29:12,473
kind of rage against
some of these feelings
504
00:29:12,609 --> 00:29:14,383
that you have going on
in there,
505
00:29:14,518 --> 00:29:15,714
I want you to know
506
00:29:15,850 --> 00:29:18,018
that I could be that...
507
00:29:18,154 --> 00:29:21,121
kinda dope dad-dude for you.
You know?
508
00:29:23,452 --> 00:29:24,661
- I'm good.
- You know,
509
00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:25,724
times like this
can bring a family
510
00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:27,892
weirdly closer together.
511
00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:29,423
On the way over here,
512
00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,094
I wrote a poem
for your grandpa.
513
00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:33,463
Oh, did you? How does it go?
514
00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:37,240
It's, it's, it's...
515
00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:38,909
it starts...
516
00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:41,674
It, well, it kinda like
opens on grief. Obviously.
517
00:29:41,810 --> 00:29:44,442
And then acceptance.
518
00:29:44,577 --> 00:29:46,647
It's long. I didn't memorize it
or anything like that,
519
00:29:46,783 --> 00:29:48,318
but it's quite beautiful.
520
00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:50,150
Cut the crap, Rory.
521
00:29:50,286 --> 00:29:52,183
All right? I'm not falling
for your New Age,
522
00:29:52,318 --> 00:29:54,083
overly emotional,
trauma bonding,
523
00:29:54,218 --> 00:29:55,584
yoga retreat bullshit.
524
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,289
I see you.
525
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,453
Because, like you,
526
00:29:59,588 --> 00:30:02,458
my mom is a very broken person.
527
00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:04,296
Okay?
She's a delusional fantasist.
528
00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:06,670
You just exploit her.
529
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:07,831
And if she wants
to allow that to happen,
530
00:30:07,967 --> 00:30:08,971
that's on her.
531
00:30:18,941 --> 00:30:20,615
[woman] I'm so sorry
for your loss. I'm sorry.
532
00:30:20,751 --> 00:30:23,115
I know, I know. Thank you.
533
00:30:23,251 --> 00:30:26,289
Oh, if it isn't
little Jane Butterfield.
534
00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:27,823
Littler Jane?
535
00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:29,215
Oh, it's Jane Butterfield-Lee
now.
536
00:30:29,351 --> 00:30:30,558
We hyphenated.
537
00:30:30,694 --> 00:30:31,686
Is that Maxie Dean?
538
00:30:32,990 --> 00:30:34,122
No.
539
00:30:34,257 --> 00:30:35,525
No one's here yet.
540
00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:39,563
Sample from
my hubby's microbrewery.
541
00:30:39,698 --> 00:30:43,070
"Micro"? Is that for people
with tiny houses?
542
00:30:43,206 --> 00:30:46,409
Why is your house
covered in black fabric?
543
00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,506
It's a mourning shroud.
544
00:30:48,642 --> 00:30:51,475
Now that Charles is dead,
so also dies this house.
545
00:30:51,610 --> 00:30:54,278
And I'm protecting it
in its transition.
546
00:30:54,414 --> 00:30:57,145
To a new life
with a new family.
547
00:30:57,281 --> 00:30:58,654
I can't wait to show it.
548
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,248
Buyers are already lining up.
549
00:31:00,383 --> 00:31:01,981
Thanks to you, Lydia,
550
00:31:02,117 --> 00:31:04,185
everyone wants a piece
of the original Ghost House.
551
00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:05,820
Ghosts aren't real.
552
00:31:05,955 --> 00:31:08,163
Only gullible people
believe that kind of crap.
553
00:31:08,298 --> 00:31:09,731
Unless you're trying to pay
the bills, right, Mom?
554
00:31:09,867 --> 00:31:11,660
[Jane] Okay, honey, in we go.
555
00:31:13,203 --> 00:31:14,864
Can I have
everyone's attention, please?
556
00:31:14,999 --> 00:31:15,901
What?
557
00:31:16,037 --> 00:31:17,435
We're gathered here today
558
00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:21,006
to celebrate the life
of an extraordinary man.
559
00:31:21,141 --> 00:31:22,206
Now, I only had the pleasure
560
00:31:22,341 --> 00:31:23,871
of meeting Charles a few times.
561
00:31:24,006 --> 00:31:26,180
Then I can tell you
he didn't want any speeches.
562
00:31:26,315 --> 00:31:28,880
Charles hated
public displays of emotion.
563
00:31:29,016 --> 00:31:32,184
Yeah, but he also...
564
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,255
chose to live his life
to the fullest.
565
00:31:34,390 --> 00:31:37,524
I'm going to tear a page
out of Charles Deetz's book.
566
00:31:37,659 --> 00:31:39,323
Lydia,
567
00:31:39,459 --> 00:31:40,521
now, I know
we had always agreed
568
00:31:40,656 --> 00:31:41,598
to take
our relationship slowly.
569
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,197
But I can't wait any longer.
570
00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:46,098
Let's get married
on your favorite holiday.
571
00:31:46,233 --> 00:31:48,101
Will you marry me on Halloween?
572
00:31:48,237 --> 00:31:49,500
- [mourner] Good Lord!
- [Lydia] Uh...
573
00:31:50,699 --> 00:31:52,100
That's... That's in two days!
574
00:31:52,235 --> 00:31:53,569
Yes, I know.
575
00:31:53,705 --> 00:31:54,510
I've already spoken
to Father Damien.
576
00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,045
The church is available.
577
00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:57,374
The Lord's sanctuary
welcomes all who seek
578
00:31:57,510 --> 00:31:59,082
salvation
and everlasting glory.
579
00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:02,118
Just not before noon,
and between three and four.
580
00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:04,614
You're seriously doing this
at Charles' wake?
581
00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:08,519
Yes. Yes. Yes, because...
582
00:32:09,893 --> 00:32:11,795
because as we stand here,
583
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,789
- surrounded by death...
- [scoffs]
584
00:32:13,924 --> 00:32:16,290
...let us all make
a commitment to choose life.
585
00:32:16,426 --> 00:32:17,725
Because I want to spend
586
00:32:17,860 --> 00:32:18,793
the rest of my life
with you, Lydia.
587
00:32:20,571 --> 00:32:21,631
And you, Delia.
588
00:32:23,332 --> 00:32:24,968
And you too.
589
00:32:25,103 --> 00:32:26,702
And you. Again.
590
00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:28,473
What do you say?
591
00:32:30,143 --> 00:32:31,342
Rory, I... Come on,
592
00:32:31,478 --> 00:32:33,577
I can't commit to this
right now.
593
00:32:36,116 --> 00:32:37,713
Oh. [chuckles softly]
594
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,715
All right.
595
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,318
This is too much loss.
[sniffles]
596
00:32:44,453 --> 00:32:45,686
What do you mean?
597
00:32:45,822 --> 00:32:47,261
Well, first,
the death of Charles.
598
00:32:47,396 --> 00:32:48,790
And of course,
the death of my grandfather,
599
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:50,363
which you know about.
And now the death of...
600
00:32:52,364 --> 00:32:54,462
- us.
- No! No, I...
601
00:32:54,597 --> 00:32:56,272
Come on, I didn't mean that.
602
00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:57,902
Thought you wanted to take
life's great big bungee jump
603
00:32:58,037 --> 00:32:58,971
right beside me.
604
00:32:59,106 --> 00:33:00,843
No safety nets, right?
605
00:33:00,978 --> 00:33:02,375
- [wall thudding]
- But I guess,
606
00:33:02,510 --> 00:33:04,342
the only thing
bungee jumping today is love.
607
00:33:04,478 --> 00:33:06,977
- [sighs]
- And that cord just snapped.
608
00:33:07,112 --> 00:33:08,950
Come on. Rory...
609
00:33:09,085 --> 00:33:11,153
- I love you.
- And I love you.
610
00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:15,154
Oh.
611
00:33:15,289 --> 00:33:16,521
[Rory] What are we waiting for?
612
00:33:18,487 --> 00:33:19,991
Okay, I guess.
613
00:33:20,127 --> 00:33:21,565
[mourners murmuring]
614
00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:22,659
[Rory chuckles softly]
615
00:33:23,425 --> 00:33:24,529
Oh, my God.
616
00:33:25,428 --> 00:33:27,334
[Rory kissing]
617
00:33:28,837 --> 00:33:29,803
She said "yes"!
618
00:33:29,939 --> 00:33:31,837
[mourners cheering]
619
00:33:31,972 --> 00:33:32,966
She said "yes"!
620
00:33:34,611 --> 00:33:35,835
Astrid!
621
00:33:35,971 --> 00:33:39,478
["Somedays"
by Tess Park playing]
622
00:33:48,785 --> 00:33:53,361
♪ I don't like anything ♪
623
00:33:53,496 --> 00:33:58,301
♪ But I love everyone
somedays ♪
624
00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:02,595
♪ Sometimes
when the goin' gets rough ♪
625
00:34:02,731 --> 00:34:05,834
♪ I cry somedays ♪
626
00:34:09,138 --> 00:34:14,041
♪ And on Sunday
I'm praying to a God ♪
627
00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:18,622
♪ Don't know whom
but he gives me love ♪
628
00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:19,720
♪ Someday ♪
629
00:34:19,855 --> 00:34:21,058
[exhales]
630
00:34:23,986 --> 00:34:25,855
[indistinct chatter
and laughter]
631
00:34:25,990 --> 00:34:29,097
♪ And I know
when the sun is out ♪
632
00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:33,837
♪ And good people are about ♪
633
00:34:33,972 --> 00:34:37,734
♪ It restores my faith ♪
634
00:34:39,140 --> 00:34:40,935
♪ Someday ♪
635
00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:45,746
♪ Oh, yeah
Someday ♪
636
00:34:45,882 --> 00:34:47,942
[gasps] Sorry!
637
00:34:49,383 --> 00:34:50,545
- [horn honking]
- [woman yelps]
638
00:34:50,681 --> 00:34:52,254
- Sorry!
- [man] Watch out!
639
00:34:53,019 --> 00:34:53,981
[grunts]
640
00:34:55,692 --> 00:34:56,887
[gasps]
641
00:34:57,023 --> 00:34:58,286
[yelps]
642
00:34:58,421 --> 00:35:00,062
[whimpers]
643
00:35:00,198 --> 00:35:01,659
- [groaning]
- [bicycle bell rings]
644
00:35:02,765 --> 00:35:03,760
Whoa.
645
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:07,764
Are you okay?
646
00:35:15,004 --> 00:35:16,944
[chuckles] Are you okay?
What happened?
647
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,941
[Astrid] Yeah. I'll live.
648
00:35:21,414 --> 00:35:22,482
Uh, what are you reading?
649
00:35:23,713 --> 00:35:25,350
Crime and Punishment.
650
00:35:25,485 --> 00:35:27,118
- One of those.
-"One of those"?
651
00:35:27,254 --> 00:35:28,684
What does that mean?
652
00:35:28,820 --> 00:35:30,760
Nothing.
I've read it three times.
653
00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:33,163
- Did you really?
- Yeah.
654
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,925
"Pain and suffering
are always inevitable."
655
00:35:35,061 --> 00:35:35,928
Yes.
656
00:35:36,063 --> 00:35:37,796
Yeah, I...
657
00:35:37,931 --> 00:35:41,136
I can't believe you're quoting
Dostoevsky. That's...
658
00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:42,733
Where have you been
all my life?
659
00:35:47,544 --> 00:35:49,470
[Astrid] So, how long have
you been in Winter River?
660
00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:50,805
[boy] My whole life.
661
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,480
I've never seen you
around before.
662
00:35:52,615 --> 00:35:54,179
[Astrid] Yeah, this is just
a temporary layover
663
00:35:54,315 --> 00:35:55,647
for my grandpa's funeral.
664
00:35:57,087 --> 00:35:58,485
Until my mom's janky fiance
665
00:35:58,620 --> 00:36:00,948
turned it into
a de facto engagement party.
666
00:36:01,084 --> 00:36:02,357
Yeah, he announced
their wedding date.
667
00:36:03,357 --> 00:36:06,294
[boy] Wow. That's different.
668
00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:07,657
[Astrid] Oh, yeah.
If you knew my mom,
669
00:36:07,793 --> 00:36:09,122
that's actually
pretty on-brand for her.
670
00:36:10,499 --> 00:36:12,169
Is your dad
in the picture or...
671
00:36:13,495 --> 00:36:14,501
No.
672
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:17,273
Yeah, he was a free spirit.
673
00:36:18,339 --> 00:36:20,010
Defender of hopeless causes.
674
00:36:20,145 --> 00:36:22,309
When they split,
he went to Brazil.
675
00:36:22,445 --> 00:36:23,840
He was trying
to save the rainforest.
676
00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:26,674
But my mom grew up here.
677
00:36:26,809 --> 00:36:28,350
That old house on the hill.
678
00:36:29,613 --> 00:36:30,715
Wait. The Ghost House?
679
00:36:31,813 --> 00:36:33,223
Is your mom Lydia Deetz?
680
00:36:34,122 --> 00:36:35,053
Unfortunately.
681
00:36:35,188 --> 00:36:36,722
She's a legend.
682
00:36:36,857 --> 00:36:38,822
Well, yeah, if you believe
in supernatural bullshit.
683
00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:40,725
You don't?
684
00:36:42,362 --> 00:36:43,990
- No.
- Mmm-hmm.
685
00:36:44,126 --> 00:36:45,659
I only believe in things
that I can see.
686
00:36:45,795 --> 00:36:47,464
You know, science. Facts.
687
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,870
[cell phone buzzing, chiming]
688
00:36:50,005 --> 00:36:51,406
[Jeremy] Oh.
689
00:36:51,541 --> 00:36:53,436
- Yeah, it's gonna keep going.
- [chuckling]
690
00:36:53,571 --> 00:36:55,905
Back to the insanity.
691
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,173
I'm sorry about your fence,
by the way.
692
00:36:58,308 --> 00:36:59,778
You can tell your parents
my mom will pay for that.
693
00:36:59,913 --> 00:37:02,109
Nah, that's okay. It's...
They won't even notice.
694
00:37:03,685 --> 00:37:07,718
Uh... Well, listen,
I'll be here tomorrow,
695
00:37:07,854 --> 00:37:11,426
if you want a break
from the insanity.
696
00:37:22,565 --> 00:37:24,703
[alarm blaring]
697
00:37:29,505 --> 00:37:30,709
[gasps]
698
00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,280
[gasping]
699
00:37:34,415 --> 00:37:35,648
- [gasping]
- [hissing]
700
00:37:40,688 --> 00:37:42,292
- [screaming]
- [eyeballs popping]
701
00:37:42,892 --> 00:37:44,090
[scoffs]
702
00:37:44,226 --> 00:37:45,625
[camera shutter clicks]
703
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,087
[lieutenant]
Witness confirmed our suspect
704
00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:49,132
as the soul sucker
from Lost and Found.
705
00:37:49,268 --> 00:37:50,225
Wanna hear
the weird part, chief?
706
00:37:50,361 --> 00:37:51,696
Hit me.
707
00:37:51,832 --> 00:37:52,726
[lieutenant]
After she turned the owner
708
00:37:52,861 --> 00:37:54,799
into a human pancake,
709
00:37:54,935 --> 00:37:56,634
she stole a wedding dress
from the conveyor.
710
00:37:56,770 --> 00:37:59,337
Of course.
This stapled sicko...
711
00:37:59,473 --> 00:38:00,770
has her twisted heart set
712
00:38:00,906 --> 00:38:04,440
on a romantic reunion
with Mr. Juice.
713
00:38:04,576 --> 00:38:06,008
She won't stop killing,
714
00:38:06,143 --> 00:38:09,011
until she walks him
back down the aisle.
715
00:38:11,249 --> 00:38:15,253
Cases like this make me wonder
why I even became a cop.
716
00:38:15,389 --> 00:38:17,919
[footsteps approaching]
717
00:38:18,055 --> 00:38:19,725
You're not a cop.
You're an actor.
718
00:38:20,624 --> 00:38:21,628
Thank you, Janet.
719
00:38:22,692 --> 00:38:24,125
You keep me real.
720
00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:25,395
[Lieutenant] Should we take
this Beetlejuice
721
00:38:25,531 --> 00:38:26,693
into protective custody?
722
00:38:26,829 --> 00:38:28,036
See if you can find him.
723
00:38:28,172 --> 00:38:29,531
He's probably laying low.
724
00:38:29,667 --> 00:38:31,770
Scared out of his mind.
725
00:38:37,613 --> 00:38:39,646
[Beetlejuice]
A little higher, boys.
726
00:38:39,781 --> 00:38:41,648
We can't let Delores
get through that door.
727
00:38:44,922 --> 00:38:46,246
[Bob grunts]
728
00:38:47,386 --> 00:38:48,358
[snickers]
729
00:38:48,958 --> 00:38:50,322
Bob.
730
00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:51,493
Like lookin' in a mirror.
731
00:38:53,156 --> 00:38:55,123
You see, Bob,
you'd serve as my decoy.
732
00:38:55,258 --> 00:38:56,929
You'd walk in front of me
at all times.
733
00:38:57,065 --> 00:39:00,132
That way she'd suck your soul
while I make my getaway.
734
00:39:00,267 --> 00:39:01,365
[Bob groans]
735
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:03,004
¿Comprende?
736
00:39:03,139 --> 00:39:04,341
[groans fearfully]
737
00:39:15,414 --> 00:39:16,810
Now's my chance.
738
00:39:16,946 --> 00:39:19,455
[suspenseful music builds]
739
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,057
[panting]
740
00:39:23,193 --> 00:39:25,219
[distant screaming]
741
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,430
[shouts] What?
742
00:39:30,565 --> 00:39:32,098
- Why?
- [camera shutter clicks]
743
00:39:32,233 --> 00:39:34,596
No! No! No!
744
00:39:34,732 --> 00:39:36,264
Delia, what's wrong?
745
00:39:36,399 --> 00:39:37,869
I'm trying to capture
the perfect primal scream.
746
00:39:38,005 --> 00:39:39,539
I'm gonna blow it up,
mount it on the wall,
747
00:39:39,675 --> 00:39:41,837
and I invite all of you
to do the same.
748
00:39:41,972 --> 00:39:43,673
- Why?
- For the Collective.
749
00:39:43,809 --> 00:39:45,712
We cannot sincerely celebrate
750
00:39:45,848 --> 00:39:48,349
all that was good
about our dearly departed.
751
00:39:48,484 --> 00:39:50,350
Not until we release the horror
752
00:39:50,485 --> 00:39:51,916
that they inflicted upon us.
753
00:39:52,052 --> 00:39:54,347
What awful thing
did Grandpa ever do to you?
754
00:39:54,482 --> 00:39:57,050
He bought this house
without telling me.
755
00:39:57,185 --> 00:39:59,587
[rushing footsteps approaching]
756
00:39:59,722 --> 00:40:02,091
Oh, my God!
757
00:40:02,226 --> 00:40:03,896
I was helpfully getting
some boxes in town,
758
00:40:04,031 --> 00:40:05,528
then I heard you screaming.
Are you all right?
759
00:40:05,664 --> 00:40:07,397
[stutters] It was Delia.
760
00:40:07,532 --> 00:40:08,894
Oh, Delia.
761
00:40:09,030 --> 00:40:10,264
[exclaims] I'm good.
762
00:40:11,107 --> 00:40:12,308
Ignore her.
763
00:40:12,444 --> 00:40:14,037
That was very
thoughtful of you.
764
00:40:14,172 --> 00:40:16,239
Astrid, can you give him
a hand with the boxes?
765
00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:18,076
[scoffs]
766
00:40:18,212 --> 00:40:19,680
I told the movers to come
a week from today. All right?
767
00:40:19,816 --> 00:40:20,775
I think that'll give us all
time to get over
768
00:40:20,911 --> 00:40:22,575
our grief and our trauma.
769
00:40:22,711 --> 00:40:23,913
And then, after the wedding,
I think we should go back,
770
00:40:24,049 --> 00:40:25,520
and we gotta
finish those shows.
771
00:40:25,656 --> 00:40:26,846
Maybe Mom can get
the ghosts in the attic
772
00:40:26,981 --> 00:40:28,514
to give us a hand.
773
00:40:28,649 --> 00:40:31,657
Adam and Barbara Maitland.
They're not here anymore.
774
00:40:31,793 --> 00:40:33,396
Why? They find
a better house to haunt?
775
00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:36,257
No, we found a loophole,
and they moved on.
776
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,566
How convenient.
777
00:40:38,702 --> 00:40:44,133
- [somber music playing]
- [birds squawking]
778
00:41:16,164 --> 00:41:20,334
[mysterious music playing]
779
00:41:48,632 --> 00:41:49,638
Ew.
780
00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:15,158
[sentimental music playing]
781
00:42:26,871 --> 00:42:30,239
[footsteps approaching]
782
00:42:37,483 --> 00:42:39,046
Oh.
783
00:42:39,181 --> 00:42:40,920
God, I thought I lost those.
784
00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:46,891
That was taken at an all-night
Mario Bava horror fest.
785
00:42:47,027 --> 00:42:49,523
I was nine months
pregnant with you.
786
00:42:49,658 --> 00:42:52,063
My water broke during
Kill, Baby... Kill!
787
00:42:53,733 --> 00:42:54,904
Dad's favorite movie.
788
00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:56,005
Yeah.
789
00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:57,101
Can I keep this?
790
00:42:58,174 --> 00:42:59,774
Yeah.
791
00:42:59,909 --> 00:43:01,743
I really like that model
of Winter River, too.
792
00:43:02,709 --> 00:43:04,174
Did Grandpa make that?
793
00:43:04,310 --> 00:43:06,979
[Lydia] No, that belonged
to the Maitlands.
794
00:43:07,114 --> 00:43:09,619
You know,
the non-existent ghost couple.
795
00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:16,593
[ominous music playing]
796
00:43:18,595 --> 00:43:20,092
Oh, I found that on the floor.
797
00:43:20,227 --> 00:43:23,362
- Hey, who's Beetlejuice?
- Don't ever say that name!
798
00:43:23,497 --> 00:43:24,964
Not ever!
799
00:43:25,099 --> 00:43:27,264
- Beetlejuice.
- No! Astrid, I'm serious.
800
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,769
If you say that name
three times, really bad stuff
801
00:43:29,904 --> 00:43:31,232
- is gonna happen.
- Like what?
802
00:43:31,368 --> 00:43:33,242
In fact,
this attic is off-limits.
803
00:43:33,377 --> 00:43:34,876
Do you understand me?
804
00:43:35,011 --> 00:43:36,239
[Astrid] Yeah, I understand
that you're crazy.
805
00:43:40,076 --> 00:43:42,080
[laughing maniacally]
806
00:43:47,490 --> 00:43:51,854
[laborious breathing]
807
00:43:51,989 --> 00:43:53,321
Oh, my God, it's you!
808
00:43:53,457 --> 00:43:55,594
I thought a moose
was about to attack me.
809
00:43:55,730 --> 00:43:57,894
It's breathing exercises.
810
00:43:58,029 --> 00:43:59,636
Try seeing ghosts every day.
811
00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:02,100
Astrid!
812
00:44:03,232 --> 00:44:04,173
- Let her be.
- [sighs]
813
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:05,833
God, she hates me.
814
00:44:05,968 --> 00:44:07,810
[Delia chuckles]
815
00:44:07,945 --> 00:44:10,513
[Lydia] Somehow, Richard's
death is still my fault.
816
00:44:10,649 --> 00:44:12,444
You blamed me
for your mother's.
817
00:44:12,579 --> 00:44:14,110
She's not dead.
818
00:44:14,246 --> 00:44:17,143
And I didn't blame you.
I resented you.
819
00:44:17,278 --> 00:44:18,320
There's a difference.
820
00:44:18,455 --> 00:44:19,854
You weren't very nice.
821
00:44:19,989 --> 00:44:22,449
No, you barely acknowledged
my existence.
822
00:44:22,585 --> 00:44:24,287
But we've done all right,
haven't we?
823
00:44:24,422 --> 00:44:27,362
Yeah. Ever since I sold out
and got famous,
824
00:44:27,497 --> 00:44:28,696
we have gotten closer.
825
00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:30,491
No, I started liking you
before that.
826
00:44:32,260 --> 00:44:35,296
[breathing heavily]
827
00:44:35,432 --> 00:44:36,831
Again with
the creepy breathing!
828
00:44:36,966 --> 00:44:38,666
It works!
829
00:44:38,802 --> 00:44:40,738
I learned it at the survivors'
retreat, where I met Rory.
830
00:44:40,874 --> 00:44:42,239
[Delia] Of course you did.
831
00:44:42,374 --> 00:44:44,175
Look, I was in shock
after Richard died.
832
00:44:44,310 --> 00:44:46,241
And I was working on
my unresolved feelings,
833
00:44:46,377 --> 00:44:48,141
and Rory had just lost
his fiancee
834
00:44:48,276 --> 00:44:49,575
in a skiing accident,
835
00:44:49,711 --> 00:44:51,715
and we were
in the same sorrow circle
836
00:44:51,850 --> 00:44:53,418
and we connected.
837
00:44:53,553 --> 00:44:55,254
Yeah.
838
00:44:55,390 --> 00:44:57,493
He was turned on by you at
the lowest point in your life.
839
00:44:57,628 --> 00:44:59,352
Okay, but this isn't about him.
840
00:44:59,487 --> 00:45:01,293
Astrid found this in the attic.
841
00:45:01,429 --> 00:45:03,128
Ew. So?
842
00:45:03,695 --> 00:45:05,228
So?
843
00:45:05,364 --> 00:45:07,535
Every now and then
I feel his presence.
844
00:45:07,670 --> 00:45:08,996
Like he's lurking somewhere,
845
00:45:09,131 --> 00:45:10,568
just out of reach.
846
00:45:10,703 --> 00:45:11,868
But lately,
847
00:45:12,003 --> 00:45:13,534
I'm seeing him again.
848
00:45:13,670 --> 00:45:15,903
And I was really hoping
this was all in my head.
849
00:45:16,039 --> 00:45:17,371
But now this?
850
00:45:17,507 --> 00:45:19,440
Lydia, you need
to take back your life.
851
00:45:19,575 --> 00:45:22,443
From the hanger-onners,
from this thing.
852
00:45:22,579 --> 00:45:24,015
Where's the obnoxious
little goth girl
853
00:45:24,151 --> 00:45:26,118
who tormented me
all those years ago?
854
00:45:27,018 --> 00:45:28,681
It's time to find her.
855
00:45:43,068 --> 00:45:44,367
- [Astrid] Hey.
- Hey.
856
00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:52,310
- [woman] Jeremy, is that you?
- Yeah.
857
00:45:52,445 --> 00:45:54,547
Uh, Mom, I'm just gonna
be upstairs with a friend.
858
00:45:54,683 --> 00:45:55,884
[woman] Okay. Have fun.
859
00:45:57,344 --> 00:45:59,388
[dishes clinking]
860
00:45:59,524 --> 00:46:00,722
[TV playing indistinctly]
861
00:46:00,858 --> 00:46:02,086
- [Jeremy] Hey, Dad.
- [man] Son.
862
00:46:02,222 --> 00:46:04,255
Stuck on...
He lives in that room.
863
00:46:11,059 --> 00:46:15,131
["Where's the Man" by Scott
Weiland playing on stereo]
864
00:46:15,266 --> 00:46:17,563
You've got a lot of '90s vinyl.
865
00:46:17,699 --> 00:46:18,672
Where are you
finding this, eBay?
866
00:46:18,808 --> 00:46:21,633
No, I troll old record stores.
867
00:46:21,769 --> 00:46:23,637
I don't trust
what I can't touch.
868
00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,050
Handbook for
the Recently Deceased.
869
00:46:31,185 --> 00:46:33,384
Yeah, I got that
at a yard sale in town.
870
00:46:33,519 --> 00:46:35,958
The illustrations
are pretty gnarly. [chuckles]
871
00:46:36,093 --> 00:46:37,722
[Astrid] Yeah, looks like
the kinda crappy book
872
00:46:37,858 --> 00:46:38,828
my mom would write.
873
00:46:40,292 --> 00:46:41,621
What's the deal
with your parents?
874
00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:44,060
Well, my mom spends
every waking hour
875
00:46:44,196 --> 00:46:46,769
in the kitchen stress-baking.
876
00:46:46,905 --> 00:46:49,164
And my dad used to work
at the paper mill,
877
00:46:49,299 --> 00:46:50,805
but then he had an accident,
878
00:46:50,941 --> 00:46:53,810
so now he's a full-time
couch potato.
879
00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:56,307
I can't wait to get out
of this shitty town.
880
00:46:58,246 --> 00:47:00,780
Um, you must have been
to a lot of places
881
00:47:00,916 --> 00:47:03,110
traveling, with a famous mom.
882
00:47:03,246 --> 00:47:05,017
[Astrid] Not really.
883
00:47:05,153 --> 00:47:06,852
My dad's
more the traveler anyway.
884
00:47:06,988 --> 00:47:07,951
We used to have this big plan
885
00:47:08,087 --> 00:47:09,418
where we were gonna visit
886
00:47:09,554 --> 00:47:11,092
the top ten
creepiest places on Earth.
887
00:47:11,227 --> 00:47:14,293
So, Tower of London
and Dracula's Castle and...
888
00:47:14,428 --> 00:47:17,460
[scoffs] yeah, then we never
got the chance to do it.
889
00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:19,330
What happened?
890
00:47:20,327 --> 00:47:22,498
A boat accident.
891
00:47:22,633 --> 00:47:24,199
Yeah, they searched
the Amazon for a week,
892
00:47:24,335 --> 00:47:25,633
and they never found his body.
893
00:47:27,608 --> 00:47:29,202
[sighs]
894
00:47:29,338 --> 00:47:30,374
You really miss him.
895
00:47:32,481 --> 00:47:33,981
Yeah.
896
00:47:34,117 --> 00:47:35,444
You know,
I at least would have liked
897
00:47:35,580 --> 00:47:37,111
to have gotten the chance
to say goodbye.
898
00:47:37,247 --> 00:47:38,519
But can't your mom,
899
00:47:38,655 --> 00:47:40,147
I don't know, like,
900
00:47:40,282 --> 00:47:42,615
contact him or...
901
00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:43,891
She claims
she can't even see him.
902
00:47:44,026 --> 00:47:45,861
- Why not?
- Because she's a fraud.
903
00:47:45,996 --> 00:47:48,755
Well, I think
that's a little harsh.
904
00:47:50,394 --> 00:47:52,593
Uh, well, tomorrow's Halloween.
905
00:47:52,729 --> 00:47:55,837
I know. Used to be
my favorite holiday.
906
00:47:55,973 --> 00:47:57,930
Because my dad,
he would go all out
907
00:47:58,065 --> 00:47:59,775
and make the most
age-inappropriate costumes.
908
00:47:59,911 --> 00:48:01,538
- [chuckles]
- Yeah, I think I was
909
00:48:01,674 --> 00:48:03,845
in second grade when I went
as Munch's The Scream.
910
00:48:03,981 --> 00:48:06,674
- Wow. Yeah.
- Yeah. It was a choice.
911
00:48:06,809 --> 00:48:08,042
But now my mom's
getting married that day,
912
00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:09,411
so I don't know,
913
00:48:09,547 --> 00:48:11,147
probably be
my least favorite now.
914
00:48:11,283 --> 00:48:12,346
Well, what time's the wedding?
915
00:48:12,481 --> 00:48:14,656
Midnight. The witching hour.
916
00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:16,552
Future stepdad's lame idea.
917
00:48:18,061 --> 00:48:20,963
Well, why don't you
come over...
918
00:48:22,058 --> 00:48:23,064
earlier?
919
00:48:24,260 --> 00:48:25,926
Uh, we could,
920
00:48:26,062 --> 00:48:30,038
I don't know, we could order
pizza and give out candy.
921
00:48:31,868 --> 00:48:34,911
Only if you want to.
I mean that's, that's no...
922
00:48:35,677 --> 00:48:36,946
no pressure.
923
00:48:40,885 --> 00:48:43,677
What is up
with these creepy birds?
924
00:48:43,812 --> 00:48:45,887
Bird-watching
was my dad's passion.
925
00:48:46,022 --> 00:48:47,918
Oh, I contacted
that vintage shop
926
00:48:48,053 --> 00:48:49,816
you love in SoHo.
927
00:48:49,952 --> 00:48:52,221
They've sent a few
potential wedding dresses.
928
00:48:52,356 --> 00:48:53,924
Should be here later today.
929
00:48:54,060 --> 00:48:55,426
Ooh, great. Thanks.
930
00:48:57,127 --> 00:48:58,561
And a, uh,
931
00:48:58,696 --> 00:49:00,899
little bird may have
chirped our big news
932
00:49:01,034 --> 00:49:03,005
to a few news outlets.
933
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:05,401
Thought we could
sell the photos exclusively.
934
00:49:05,537 --> 00:49:07,143
Could be great press
for the show.
935
00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:09,868
I... Look, I'm really excited
about tying the knot,
936
00:49:10,004 --> 00:49:13,273
but can we just keep it
small and private?
937
00:49:13,408 --> 00:49:15,715
Yeah. Well, sure.
938
00:49:15,850 --> 00:49:16,810
It's your big day.
939
00:49:17,521 --> 00:49:18,621
Night. Whatever.
940
00:49:18,756 --> 00:49:20,750
[jingle playing over phone]
941
00:49:20,885 --> 00:49:22,449
[Beetlejuice over phone]
Yo, I've got fevers running
942
00:49:22,584 --> 00:49:24,159
all through me. All through me!
943
00:49:24,294 --> 00:49:26,127
- [woman moaning over phone]
- [Beetlejuice cackling]
944
00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:29,859
[Beetlejuice grunts]
945
00:49:29,994 --> 00:49:31,000
Lydia?
946
00:49:32,396 --> 00:49:34,766
I want you out of my life!
947
00:49:34,901 --> 00:49:35,862
Do you hear me?
948
00:49:36,572 --> 00:49:37,567
Lydia?
949
00:49:39,072 --> 00:49:41,836
Who are you yelling at?
950
00:49:41,972 --> 00:49:44,174
Do you remember that
couples therapist that we saw,
951
00:49:44,309 --> 00:49:45,674
- Dr. Glickman?
- Mmm.
952
00:49:45,809 --> 00:49:47,413
He said that I was holding
something back
953
00:49:47,548 --> 00:49:49,918
and until I faced it,
you and I wouldn't evolve.
954
00:49:50,054 --> 00:49:52,446
- Mmm.
- Okay, well, he was right.
955
00:49:52,582 --> 00:49:54,787
And I'm going to tell you now.
956
00:49:54,922 --> 00:49:55,956
And, fair warning,
957
00:49:56,091 --> 00:49:58,626
it's gonna sound batshit crazy.
958
00:49:58,762 --> 00:50:01,024
Are you okay with that?
959
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:02,559
Of course. I'd love to.
960
00:50:02,694 --> 00:50:04,292
Let's break through
this barrier together.
961
00:50:04,428 --> 00:50:06,134
Okay, just give me a sec.
962
00:50:07,934 --> 00:50:08,928
[exhales]
963
00:50:10,004 --> 00:50:11,503
When I was a teenager,
964
00:50:11,638 --> 00:50:14,834
a trickster demon
terrorized my entire family
965
00:50:14,969 --> 00:50:16,541
and tried to force me
to marry him,
966
00:50:16,677 --> 00:50:19,782
in order to come back
to the real world for good.
967
00:50:19,917 --> 00:50:22,283
I believed he was gone forever,
968
00:50:22,418 --> 00:50:24,577
and then lately,
I have been seeing him again.
969
00:50:24,713 --> 00:50:27,254
And now, he is actually back.
970
00:50:27,390 --> 00:50:30,884
And I don't know why,
or how, or what to do.
971
00:50:33,563 --> 00:50:35,355
Okay, so you're saying that
someone called Beetlejuice...
972
00:50:35,491 --> 00:50:36,855
Don't say his name!
973
00:50:36,991 --> 00:50:38,797
If you say his name
three times,
974
00:50:38,932 --> 00:50:40,300
he will appear.
975
00:50:42,265 --> 00:50:45,537
Okay. So this...
976
00:50:45,672 --> 00:50:48,538
demon is clearly a construct
of your unpacked trauma.
977
00:50:48,674 --> 00:50:50,077
It's trauma that
you're gonna need to face,
978
00:50:50,213 --> 00:50:51,641
otherwise, it's just
gonna get worse.
979
00:50:51,776 --> 00:50:54,776
He's not a construct.
He is literally a demon.
980
00:50:56,351 --> 00:50:58,612
I know this
is a big step for you.
981
00:50:58,747 --> 00:51:00,385
But in the words
of Dr. Glickman,
982
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,454
I'm gonna give you
the push you need.
983
00:51:04,888 --> 00:51:06,125
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice,
Beetlejuice.
984
00:51:06,260 --> 00:51:09,631
- [gasps]
- [ominous music playing]
985
00:51:09,767 --> 00:51:11,529
[electricity crackling]
986
00:51:14,398 --> 00:51:15,835
What just happened?
987
00:51:15,971 --> 00:51:17,337
We're in the model.
988
00:51:18,237 --> 00:51:19,565
That's not possible.
989
00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:23,438
[tense music playing]
990
00:51:23,574 --> 00:51:24,737
[Rory shakily] What the hell?
991
00:51:24,872 --> 00:51:26,278
I told you not to say his name!
992
00:51:26,413 --> 00:51:27,941
- [lever creaks]
- [both screaming]
993
00:51:29,115 --> 00:51:30,648
[Rory yelping]
994
00:51:30,783 --> 00:51:32,747
[Rory] Lydia Deetz,
ladies and gentlemen!
995
00:51:32,882 --> 00:51:34,485
[Lydia] Don't ever
say that name.
996
00:51:34,620 --> 00:51:37,216
Not ever!
We need to leave, now.
997
00:51:37,351 --> 00:51:39,088
[Rory] Beetlejuice,
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
998
00:51:39,223 --> 00:51:40,255
[both grunting]
999
00:51:40,390 --> 00:51:41,589
[chair squeaking]
1000
00:51:41,724 --> 00:51:43,096
- Is that...
- Beetlejuice!
1001
00:51:43,231 --> 00:51:45,095
- [exclaims]
- [muffled gasp]
1002
00:51:45,230 --> 00:51:47,400
[muffled grunting]
1003
00:51:47,535 --> 00:51:49,266
First of all,
I want you two kids to know,
1004
00:51:49,401 --> 00:51:51,138
this is a safe space. Okay?
1005
00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:52,636
Feel free
to express yourselves.
1006
00:51:52,771 --> 00:51:54,633
Don't be afraid. I sense
there's an enabler here,
1007
00:51:54,768 --> 00:51:55,742
but we'll get to that.
1008
00:51:55,878 --> 00:51:57,008
Look, dig deep
1009
00:51:57,144 --> 00:51:58,143
and spill your guts.
1010
00:51:58,278 --> 00:51:59,506
Okay? Who wants to go first?
1011
00:51:59,642 --> 00:52:01,078
- Huh?
- [muffled grunt]
1012
00:52:01,213 --> 00:52:02,580
All right, I will.
1013
00:52:03,946 --> 00:52:06,321
- [muffled screaming]
- [Rory gasping]
1014
00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:08,419
There you go. See?
I'm willing to do the work.
1015
00:52:08,555 --> 00:52:10,022
You two kids
need to get in touch
1016
00:52:10,157 --> 00:52:11,619
with your inner child.
1017
00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:13,222
Mine'll be along
in just a jiffy.
1018
00:52:13,358 --> 00:52:15,929
[muffled screaming]
1019
00:52:16,065 --> 00:52:17,397
[whimsical music playing]
1020
00:52:21,068 --> 00:52:22,567
[baby crying]
1021
00:52:24,899 --> 00:52:27,242
- [retching]
- [crying]
1022
00:52:28,805 --> 00:52:31,037
Everybody says
he's got my eyes.
1023
00:52:31,172 --> 00:52:33,883
- Personally, I don't see it.
- [baby snarls]
1024
00:52:34,018 --> 00:52:35,512
- Scram, kid.
- [baby yelling]
1025
00:52:35,648 --> 00:52:36,817
- [baby snarls]
- [Rory whimpering]
1026
00:52:36,953 --> 00:52:38,448
[baby burping, farting]
1027
00:52:38,583 --> 00:52:39,779
You're just my unpacked trauma.
1028
00:52:39,914 --> 00:52:41,320
You're just my unpacked trauma.
1029
00:52:41,455 --> 00:52:43,282
You're a figment
of my imagination.
1030
00:52:43,418 --> 00:52:44,753
Really?
1031
00:52:44,889 --> 00:52:46,127
Is this a figment
of your imagination?
1032
00:52:46,263 --> 00:52:48,355
- [Beetlejuice shrieking]
- [Rory groans]
1033
00:52:48,490 --> 00:52:49,691
[fussing]
1034
00:52:49,827 --> 00:52:52,261
- [muffled groaning]
- [nibbling]
1035
00:52:52,397 --> 00:52:53,934
[snickers] Leg man.
1036
00:52:54,069 --> 00:52:55,666
Just like his old man.
1037
00:53:00,305 --> 00:53:02,004
[muffled shouting]
1038
00:53:02,140 --> 00:53:03,075
[gasps]
1039
00:53:03,211 --> 00:53:05,642
That was you stalking me.
1040
00:53:05,777 --> 00:53:07,072
[Beetlejuice]
Hey, if stalking means
1041
00:53:07,208 --> 00:53:08,645
trying to remarry
the love of my life,
1042
00:53:08,781 --> 00:53:11,049
well, I'm guilty as charged.
Come here!
1043
00:53:11,184 --> 00:53:12,749
Home, home, home!
1044
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:21,329
["Right Here Waiting"
by Richard Marx playing]
1045
00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:31,703
[mouthing] ♪ Wherever you go
Whatever you do ♪
1046
00:53:31,839 --> 00:53:37,239
♪ I will be right here
Waiting for you ♪
1047
00:53:37,374 --> 00:53:38,544
[Rory gasps]
1048
00:53:39,542 --> 00:53:40,707
What happened?
1049
00:53:40,843 --> 00:53:42,713
I just had the wildest dream.
1050
00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:46,552
Yeah, I think
we should lay off the pills.
1051
00:53:52,191 --> 00:53:54,826
[snakes hissing]
1052
00:53:54,962 --> 00:53:56,489
Snakes?
1053
00:53:56,624 --> 00:53:58,559
Actually, asps.
1054
00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:00,101
Aren't they beautiful?
1055
00:54:00,236 --> 00:54:01,633
[Astrid] Wedding gift for Rory?
1056
00:54:01,768 --> 00:54:04,570
[snickers] Too late.
They've been defanged.
1057
00:54:04,705 --> 00:54:06,770
Guaranteed harmless,
and they're for me.
1058
00:54:07,669 --> 00:54:08,869
In Ancient Egypt,
1059
00:54:09,005 --> 00:54:10,378
a queen would perform
a ceremony
1060
00:54:10,513 --> 00:54:12,244
at the tomb of her pharaoh
using snakes,
1061
00:54:12,379 --> 00:54:14,381
the symbol of undying love.
1062
00:54:14,516 --> 00:54:15,878
- Are you sure about that?
- Mmm-hmm.
1063
00:54:16,013 --> 00:54:17,247
We read that
they were a constant threat
1064
00:54:17,383 --> 00:54:18,349
to Ra in the underworld
1065
00:54:18,484 --> 00:54:19,682
and represented total chaos.
1066
00:54:19,817 --> 00:54:20,922
Okay, see,
that's why schools need
1067
00:54:21,058 --> 00:54:22,619
more art and less reading.
1068
00:54:22,755 --> 00:54:24,453
You got your wish,
we're leaving.
1069
00:54:24,589 --> 00:54:25,621
So go pack up your things,
1070
00:54:25,756 --> 00:54:26,795
I'm driving you back to school.
1071
00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:28,229
Wait, what happened?
1072
00:54:28,364 --> 00:54:30,429
You wouldn't believe me
if I told you.
1073
00:54:30,565 --> 00:54:32,597
I will pay
for a fleet of movers
1074
00:54:32,732 --> 00:54:34,627
to take everything
back to Manhattan,
1075
00:54:34,762 --> 00:54:35,995
except that model.
1076
00:54:36,131 --> 00:54:38,234
We need to chop it up
and burn it.
1077
00:54:38,369 --> 00:54:39,668
[gasps] Oh.
1078
00:54:39,803 --> 00:54:41,767
You're calling off the wedding?
1079
00:54:41,903 --> 00:54:43,774
[Lydia breathing heavily]
1080
00:54:44,342 --> 00:54:45,576
[exhales]
1081
00:54:45,712 --> 00:54:46,946
What did that
cheese ball do now?
1082
00:54:47,082 --> 00:54:48,280
It's not Rory.
1083
00:54:48,415 --> 00:54:49,380
It's [mouthing] Beetlejuice.
1084
00:54:49,515 --> 00:54:50,544
[in normal voice] He's here.
1085
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,146
In the model. I saw him.
1086
00:54:52,281 --> 00:54:54,321
Rory saw him, too,
but he thinks it's a dream.
1087
00:54:54,456 --> 00:54:55,753
[Astrid] Wait,
we can't leave yet.
1088
00:54:57,451 --> 00:55:00,461
I have plans tomorrow
with this boy that I met.
1089
00:55:02,729 --> 00:55:04,626
How did you have time
to meet a boy?
1090
00:55:04,761 --> 00:55:06,359
You had time to get married.
1091
00:55:06,494 --> 00:55:08,794
[smacks lips] She doesn't
mean it. It's just karma.
1092
00:55:08,929 --> 00:55:10,161
Whatever. I was biking
1093
00:55:10,297 --> 00:55:11,939
and then I kinda crashed
into his fence
1094
00:55:12,075 --> 00:55:13,773
and we started talking,
1095
00:55:13,909 --> 00:55:14,871
and then he invited me over
to his place for Halloween.
1096
00:55:17,178 --> 00:55:18,538
Can I go, Mom?
1097
00:55:18,673 --> 00:55:20,076
[Delia] Mmm-mmm.
1098
00:55:20,212 --> 00:55:21,174
Please?
1099
00:55:22,380 --> 00:55:24,276
[Lydia mumbles]
1100
00:55:24,412 --> 00:55:26,846
[Delia] I will not allow
that menace to humanity
1101
00:55:26,981 --> 00:55:28,918
to upheave our family again.
1102
00:55:29,054 --> 00:55:32,258
No one goes in there,
no one calls his name!
1103
00:55:32,393 --> 00:55:34,121
We're gonna be fine, right?
1104
00:55:34,256 --> 00:55:36,624
[Astrid] Mom, come on!
I'm gonna be late.
1105
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:42,734
[mysterious music playing]
1106
00:55:45,475 --> 00:55:49,570
[children chattering
and laughing]
1107
00:55:49,706 --> 00:55:51,303
[child] Trick or treat!
1108
00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:57,015
Are you sure
this is the right address?
1109
00:55:57,150 --> 00:55:58,718
Yeah.
1110
00:55:58,854 --> 00:56:00,516
- 125 Jefferson Lane.
- [children shouting excitedly]
1111
00:56:00,652 --> 00:56:02,347
Don't judge... all right?
1112
00:56:02,482 --> 00:56:03,952
His dad just got
into an accident at work,
1113
00:56:04,087 --> 00:56:05,355
and they're going through
a rough patch.
1114
00:56:05,491 --> 00:56:06,685
[child] Trick or treat!
1115
00:56:06,820 --> 00:56:07,825
He's cute.
1116
00:56:09,132 --> 00:56:10,398
What are you doing?
1117
00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:11,761
I was gonna go
say "hey" to his parents.
1118
00:56:11,897 --> 00:56:13,729
Seriously?
This isn't a playdate.
1119
00:56:13,864 --> 00:56:14,826
I mean,
we're not six years old.
1120
00:56:14,962 --> 00:56:15,928
Nothing's gonna happen.
1121
00:56:16,064 --> 00:56:18,099
All right, okay. You're right.
1122
00:56:18,234 --> 00:56:21,239
Have fun,
and I'll pick you up at 10:00.
1123
00:56:21,375 --> 00:56:22,675
Not a second later.
1124
00:56:26,711 --> 00:56:27,713
[child 1] Come on, quick!
1125
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,387
[child 2] Trick or treat!
1126
00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:34,918
[sighs]
1127
00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:41,188
["Svefn-g-englar"
by Sigur Rós playing]
1128
00:56:49,506 --> 00:56:52,131
[Jeremy] I, uh,
raided the basement.
1129
00:56:52,267 --> 00:56:54,439
I forgot we even
had half this stuff.
1130
00:56:54,575 --> 00:56:55,701
Yeah, you really went all out.
1131
00:56:55,836 --> 00:56:57,545
Yeah. [chuckles]
1132
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,541
I like the James Dean costume,
by the way.
1133
00:56:59,677 --> 00:57:00,710
Thank you. But yeah,
1134
00:57:00,845 --> 00:57:02,347
my parents think
I look more like
1135
00:57:02,483 --> 00:57:04,110
Richie from Happy Days.
1136
00:57:04,246 --> 00:57:06,213
- Mmm?
- Your costume looks great.
1137
00:57:07,323 --> 00:57:08,923
Who are you supposed to be?
1138
00:57:09,058 --> 00:57:10,085
Marie Curie.
1139
00:57:12,222 --> 00:57:13,791
Two-time Nobel Prize-winning
French physicist
1140
00:57:13,927 --> 00:57:15,560
- and feminist icon.
- Oh, she was, uh,
1141
00:57:15,696 --> 00:57:17,889
she discovered radiation.
Right?
1142
00:57:18,025 --> 00:57:19,168
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1143
00:57:19,303 --> 00:57:20,267
Yeah, her work was killing her.
1144
00:57:20,402 --> 00:57:21,600
She didn't even realize it.
1145
00:57:21,736 --> 00:57:23,664
Yeah, well,
for someone who is dying
1146
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:25,897
of radiation poisoning,
1147
00:57:26,033 --> 00:57:29,478
uh, you look beautiful.
1148
00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:33,073
I brought some candy.
Or a lot of... I...
1149
00:57:33,209 --> 00:57:34,545
It's probably
too much actually.
1150
00:57:34,681 --> 00:57:36,211
But, uh, we can, I don't know,
1151
00:57:36,346 --> 00:57:38,211
maybe binge on whatever's
left over, if you want?
1152
00:57:38,347 --> 00:57:40,284
Or we could start
handing it out now,
1153
00:57:40,419 --> 00:57:41,816
if that's...
1154
00:57:41,952 --> 00:57:43,490
- what you wanna do.
- Yeah.
1155
00:57:43,625 --> 00:57:46,253
Uh, I have a confession, actually.
1156
00:57:47,761 --> 00:57:50,763
I'd rather stay up here
with you.
1157
00:57:54,235 --> 00:57:56,263
Okay. Yeah.
1158
00:57:57,205 --> 00:57:58,166
That works, too.
1159
00:58:02,944 --> 00:58:08,946
["Where's the Man"
by Scott Weiland playing]
1160
00:58:19,854 --> 00:58:21,156
[chuckles]
1161
00:58:23,824 --> 00:58:25,061
[gasps]
1162
00:58:29,138 --> 00:58:30,537
[whimpers]
1163
00:58:30,672 --> 00:58:32,633
[stutters]
Please don't freak out.
1164
00:58:32,769 --> 00:58:33,773
What are you?
1165
00:58:34,737 --> 00:58:35,709
Don't you know?
1166
00:58:37,604 --> 00:58:39,845
Astrid, really,
you don't have to be scared.
1167
00:58:41,810 --> 00:58:43,046
You're a ghost.
1168
00:58:47,118 --> 00:58:48,720
My mom was telling the truth.
Shit!
1169
00:58:48,855 --> 00:58:50,316
When my mom and dad
used to fight,
1170
00:58:50,452 --> 00:58:52,053
I used to steal
one of my dad's six-packs
1171
00:58:52,188 --> 00:58:54,094
and go hide out
in the tree fort.
1172
00:58:54,229 --> 00:58:55,223
And one day,
1173
00:58:56,792 --> 00:58:57,724
I slipped
1174
00:58:57,859 --> 00:58:58,864
and fell.
1175
00:59:00,294 --> 00:59:01,402
How long ago did that happen?
1176
00:59:01,537 --> 00:59:03,698
23 years, 5 months and 14 days.
1177
00:59:03,834 --> 00:59:05,299
But who's counting?
1178
00:59:05,435 --> 00:59:06,672
I've been stuck in this house
for 23 years.
1179
00:59:06,808 --> 00:59:09,569
I can't go any further
than that tree.
1180
00:59:09,705 --> 00:59:12,806
And I've just spent my time
watching the world go by.
1181
00:59:12,942 --> 00:59:14,413
But then you came along,
1182
00:59:14,548 --> 00:59:15,749
and you could see me.
1183
00:59:17,819 --> 00:59:19,346
And I've been on my own
for so long,
1184
00:59:19,481 --> 00:59:21,550
it was like a grenade
had gone off in my head.
1185
00:59:21,685 --> 00:59:22,756
It was amazing.
1186
00:59:23,555 --> 00:59:24,623
You're amazing.
1187
00:59:24,758 --> 00:59:26,358
- I should go.
- Astrid, I know.
1188
00:59:26,494 --> 00:59:27,723
I know it's insane.
1189
00:59:27,858 --> 00:59:30,991
But I really like you,
1190
00:59:31,127 --> 00:59:32,766
and I want us to be together.
1191
00:59:34,169 --> 00:59:35,737
How?
1192
00:59:35,872 --> 00:59:38,101
You're dead, I'm alive.
That doesn't make any sense.
1193
00:59:39,241 --> 00:59:40,603
Well, uh,
1194
00:59:40,738 --> 00:59:42,433
what if I told you
1195
00:59:42,569 --> 00:59:44,239
that I'd found a way
to come back.
1196
00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:47,248
To be human again.
1197
00:59:47,384 --> 00:59:49,376
Um, it's all in this book.
1198
00:59:49,512 --> 00:59:51,252
Uh, everyone gets one of these
when they die.
1199
00:59:51,388 --> 00:59:52,550
It's kind of complicated,
1200
00:59:52,686 --> 00:59:54,819
but, uh, I can only do it
1201
00:59:54,955 --> 00:59:58,627
with the help
of a living person.
1202
00:59:58,762 --> 01:00:01,696
And you could literally
give me my life back.
1203
01:00:01,831 --> 01:00:04,360
I don't know.
Maybe we could ask my mom?
1204
01:00:04,496 --> 01:00:06,892
'Cause she's supposed to be
the undead expert, right?
1205
01:00:07,027 --> 01:00:08,427
Yeah, well, I...
1206
01:00:08,563 --> 01:00:10,962
I'm sure she'll give you
a million reasons
1207
01:00:11,098 --> 01:00:12,465
to stay away.
1208
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,302
But I'll give you one reason
to help me.
1209
01:00:16,270 --> 01:00:18,504
You'd get to see your dad.
1210
01:00:19,379 --> 01:00:20,348
Again.
1211
01:00:20,483 --> 01:00:26,479
[suspenseful music playing]
1212
01:00:34,888 --> 01:00:36,659
[Jane sighs] I have the first
official open house
1213
01:00:36,795 --> 01:00:38,227
a week from Sunday,
1214
01:00:38,362 --> 01:00:39,991
and then we will let
the bidding war begin.
1215
01:00:40,127 --> 01:00:41,333
Where's Rory?
1216
01:00:41,468 --> 01:00:43,002
Supermarket.
1217
01:00:43,137 --> 01:00:45,068
Swapping out the candy
I bought for carrot sticks.
1218
01:00:45,204 --> 01:00:47,438
Because Rory loves
to fun-suck everything.
1219
01:00:47,573 --> 01:00:48,774
Even Halloween.
1220
01:00:48,910 --> 01:00:51,372
Gotta run.
See you at the church.
1221
01:00:51,507 --> 01:00:54,181
Oh. Unless you're calling off
the wedding?
1222
01:00:54,316 --> 01:00:55,310
No, Delia.
1223
01:00:56,243 --> 01:00:57,217
Where are you going?
1224
01:00:57,352 --> 01:00:58,720
Cemetery.
1225
01:00:58,855 --> 01:01:00,854
To commune
with my dear husband's spirit.
1226
01:01:03,053 --> 01:01:04,819
I need to skedaddle, too.
1227
01:01:04,954 --> 01:01:06,527
I'm co-chaperoning
1228
01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:09,161
Littler Jane's
Girl Scout troop.
1229
01:01:09,296 --> 01:01:11,497
We spent weeks coming up
with a group costume theme.
1230
01:01:11,633 --> 01:01:14,525
We agreed nothing Disney.
1231
01:01:14,661 --> 01:01:16,365
The closest
we ever got to Disney
1232
01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:20,303
was when Astrid dressed
as Cinderella's dead mom.
1233
01:01:20,438 --> 01:01:22,136
You'll never guess
what the girls came up with.
1234
01:01:22,272 --> 01:01:24,575
- [Lydia] Mmm?
- Fruit salad.
1235
01:01:24,710 --> 01:01:26,042
Isn't that genius?
1236
01:01:26,178 --> 01:01:28,046
It's healthy
and non-triggering.
1237
01:01:28,944 --> 01:01:29,916
I'm going as...
1238
01:01:32,620 --> 01:01:34,480
"reverse mortgage."
1239
01:01:34,616 --> 01:01:36,483
Which is "mortgage"
spelled backwards.
1240
01:01:37,755 --> 01:01:39,151
Where is Astrid?
1241
01:01:39,286 --> 01:01:41,629
On a date. Her first.
1242
01:01:41,765 --> 01:01:44,060
I think I'm more nervous
than she is.
1243
01:01:44,196 --> 01:01:45,729
The boy lives over
on Jefferson.
1244
01:01:45,865 --> 01:01:47,898
Don't mention that street.
1245
01:01:48,033 --> 01:01:48,997
I have a listing that's kept me
1246
01:01:49,132 --> 01:01:51,163
from a perfect sales record.
1247
01:01:51,298 --> 01:01:53,038
Oh, it's my own fault.
1248
01:01:53,174 --> 01:01:55,503
The place had been
on the market for years...
1249
01:01:55,639 --> 01:01:58,008
but I thought if I could sell
the "Murder House,"
1250
01:01:58,144 --> 01:01:59,510
it would be
a feather in my cap.
1251
01:01:59,646 --> 01:02:00,749
Murder House?
1252
01:02:01,416 --> 01:02:02,410
Which house?
1253
01:02:03,516 --> 01:02:05,246
125.
1254
01:02:05,382 --> 01:02:07,017
That's where
I dropped Astrid off.
1255
01:02:07,152 --> 01:02:08,713
She was seeing
a boy named Jeremy.
1256
01:02:08,849 --> 01:02:11,822
- [unsettling music playing]
- Jeremy Frazier?
1257
01:02:11,957 --> 01:02:13,927
I didn't get his last name.
1258
01:02:15,025 --> 01:02:16,697
Oh, no, it can't be him.
1259
01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:19,867
But Jeremy Frazier
was bad news.
1260
01:02:20,003 --> 01:02:23,266
Twenty-three years ago,
he murdered his parents.
1261
01:02:23,402 --> 01:02:25,265
The cops found him
hiding in his tree house.
1262
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:26,373
When they tried to get him out,
1263
01:02:26,509 --> 01:02:28,374
he fell, broke his neck,
1264
01:02:28,509 --> 01:02:30,077
died instantly.
1265
01:02:30,213 --> 01:02:31,208
[gasps]
1266
01:02:35,546 --> 01:02:38,013
That's all you have to do
to get into the Afterlife?
1267
01:02:38,148 --> 01:02:40,245
Draw a door with some chalk?
1268
01:02:40,381 --> 01:02:41,690
Oh, and knock three times?
1269
01:02:41,825 --> 01:02:43,024
I'm just doing
what it says in there.
1270
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:44,122
So lame.
1271
01:02:45,020 --> 01:02:47,020
[rumbling]
1272
01:02:47,156 --> 01:02:48,958
[debris clattering]
1273
01:02:49,093 --> 01:02:50,590
[suspenseful music playing]
1274
01:02:54,795 --> 01:02:56,772
- Or maybe it's not so lame.
- [chuckles]
1275
01:02:56,907 --> 01:02:58,663
And what do we do?
We just walk through?
1276
01:02:58,798 --> 01:03:00,599
I can. But since
you're still alive,
1277
01:03:00,734 --> 01:03:02,910
you have to read
that incantation first.
1278
01:03:05,238 --> 01:03:08,811
[reading in Latin] "De mundo
vivorum audeo in iterum..."
1279
01:03:08,947 --> 01:03:11,044
[children shouting]
1280
01:03:11,179 --> 01:03:13,487
[tires screeching]
1281
01:03:13,622 --> 01:03:15,923
[tense music playing]
1282
01:03:25,665 --> 01:03:26,659
[Lydia] Astrid!
1283
01:03:29,503 --> 01:03:30,498
[grunts]
1284
01:03:32,301 --> 01:03:34,200
[woman] Jeremy, is that you?
1285
01:03:34,335 --> 01:03:36,675
[eerie music playing]
1286
01:03:36,810 --> 01:03:40,144
[tense music resumes]
1287
01:03:40,279 --> 01:03:43,115
"Ut liber iterum
ambulet alius."
1288
01:03:44,551 --> 01:03:45,914
Okay.
1289
01:03:46,050 --> 01:03:47,581
I think that worked.
1290
01:03:48,291 --> 01:03:49,352
Astrid!
1291
01:03:52,826 --> 01:03:53,829
Let's go see your dad.
1292
01:03:57,259 --> 01:03:59,131
[gasps] Astrid! No!
1293
01:04:05,539 --> 01:04:06,534
Okay.
1294
01:04:09,269 --> 01:04:15,279
[muzak playing]
1295
01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:19,614
Uh, okay, you just wait here.
1296
01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:21,887
I'm gonna go find out
where we're supposed to go.
1297
01:04:22,022 --> 01:04:24,453
Make sure to ask
where my dad is.
1298
01:04:24,588 --> 01:04:26,587
[Jeremy] Excuse me,
sorry, sorry for...
1299
01:04:28,291 --> 01:04:29,354
[Astrid] Merry Christmas.
1300
01:04:29,490 --> 01:04:30,723
[raspily] Merry Christmas.
1301
01:04:32,292 --> 01:04:33,526
[Jeremy] Thanks.
1302
01:04:33,662 --> 01:04:35,200
Okay, we need to go
to Immigration.
1303
01:04:42,378 --> 01:04:45,211
[Charles] Excuse me, can I
please speak to your manager?
1304
01:04:45,347 --> 01:04:48,313
My wife is gonna flay me
if I don't get home soon.
1305
01:04:48,448 --> 01:04:50,545
[woman] That's sweet.
Take a number and a seat.
1306
01:04:51,377 --> 01:04:52,415
[Charles scoffs]
1307
01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:56,687
[sighs]
1308
01:04:56,822 --> 01:04:58,183
Whoa, dude.
1309
01:04:58,318 --> 01:04:59,290
[blood spurting]
1310
01:05:00,223 --> 01:05:02,687
[haunting music playing]
1311
01:05:02,823 --> 01:05:05,132
[Delia] Oh,
Powers of the Hereafter,
1312
01:05:05,267 --> 01:05:09,366
accept my Charles as
I have accepted his passing.
1313
01:05:10,067 --> 01:05:11,571
No, I haven't.
1314
01:05:11,706 --> 01:05:13,599
And I won't ever.
1315
01:05:13,734 --> 01:05:15,735
There is no expiry date
on sorrow.
1316
01:05:17,009 --> 01:05:19,244
Oh. Oh, that's good.
1317
01:05:19,379 --> 01:05:23,011
Though there is no expiry date
on sorrow!
1318
01:05:23,146 --> 01:05:24,716
Kings of Commerce,
1319
01:05:24,851 --> 01:05:26,218
Knights of Nasdaq,
1320
01:05:26,353 --> 01:05:30,481
deem him worthy to enter
the gates of your realm.
1321
01:05:30,617 --> 01:05:33,059
You are no more, my king.
1322
01:05:33,194 --> 01:05:35,259
But with the blessing
of the angels
1323
01:05:35,395 --> 01:05:36,998
- of undying love...
- [snakes hissing]
1324
01:05:37,931 --> 01:05:40,660
I, your surviving queen,
1325
01:05:40,795 --> 01:05:42,935
proudly take up the mantle
of your...
1326
01:05:43,071 --> 01:05:44,739
- [snakes hissing]
- [neck cracks]
1327
01:05:44,874 --> 01:05:46,374
- [winces]
- [body thuds]
1328
01:05:46,509 --> 01:05:48,304
[snakes hissing]
1329
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:50,440
[Rory] Okay.
There you go. Thank you.
1330
01:05:52,005 --> 01:05:53,713
You all right, honey?
You look a little manic.
1331
01:05:53,849 --> 01:05:55,214
Just pre-wedding jitters.
1332
01:05:55,349 --> 01:05:57,045
I'm just gonna go up
and try on my dress,
1333
01:05:57,180 --> 01:05:58,746
but don't come up
1334
01:05:58,882 --> 01:06:00,288
'cause it's bad luck to see me
before the ceremony.
1335
01:06:00,423 --> 01:06:01,418
Sure.
1336
01:06:02,318 --> 01:06:03,583
[children laughing]
1337
01:06:03,719 --> 01:06:06,084
Oh, well, hello.
Who's clowning around?
1338
01:06:06,219 --> 01:06:08,022
- [child 1] Trick or treat!
- [child 2] Trick or treat!
1339
01:06:08,157 --> 01:06:09,457
Here we are.
1340
01:06:09,593 --> 01:06:10,932
- Apples...
- [children] Thank you!
1341
01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:12,934
...carrot sticks,
and some blonde raisins,
1342
01:06:13,070 --> 01:06:14,502
'cause no one likes
a big, fat clown.
1343
01:06:14,638 --> 01:06:16,461
[children laughing]
1344
01:06:16,596 --> 01:06:18,267
[tense music playing]
1345
01:06:18,402 --> 01:06:19,975
I can't believe I'm doing this.
1346
01:06:21,441 --> 01:06:23,576
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice,
Beetlejuice.
1347
01:06:23,712 --> 01:06:24,644
[thunderclap]
1348
01:06:24,779 --> 01:06:27,114
[ground cracking]
1349
01:06:31,015 --> 01:06:32,988
[horse neighing]
1350
01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:39,159
[woman shrieking]
1351
01:06:42,027 --> 01:06:43,630
[ground rumbling]
1352
01:06:43,766 --> 01:06:46,529
[sinister music playing]
1353
01:06:53,270 --> 01:06:55,274
The Juice is loose.
1354
01:06:56,303 --> 01:06:57,638
[gasps]
1355
01:06:57,774 --> 01:06:59,112
I need you to tell me
what this means.
1356
01:06:59,248 --> 01:07:01,741
Oh, well, let's have a look,
shall we?
1357
01:07:01,877 --> 01:07:04,184
Long story short,
your daughter's screwed.
1358
01:07:04,319 --> 01:07:06,247
She decided to trade lives
with the boy.
1359
01:07:06,382 --> 01:07:07,914
He gets to come back,
1360
01:07:08,049 --> 01:07:09,418
while she's stuck
on the other side permanently.
1361
01:07:09,554 --> 01:07:11,320
One-way ticket
on the Soul Train.
1362
01:07:11,455 --> 01:07:12,650
- Soul Train?
- That's right.
1363
01:07:12,785 --> 01:07:15,160
Last stop, the Great Beyond.
1364
01:07:15,296 --> 01:07:16,857
No, she can't
get on that train.
1365
01:07:16,993 --> 01:07:18,566
You've gotta get me in there
so I can get her out.
1366
01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:20,066
Well, I can get you in,
1367
01:07:20,202 --> 01:07:22,300
but it's gonna
take a quid pro quo.
1368
01:07:22,436 --> 01:07:24,500
Of course there is.
What do you want?
1369
01:07:24,636 --> 01:07:26,374
Well, I've got this ex-wife,
you know?
1370
01:07:26,509 --> 01:07:28,642
And she's kind of a whack job,
first of all. We're through.
1371
01:07:28,778 --> 01:07:30,410
She's kinda clingy.
1372
01:07:30,546 --> 01:07:31,470
If I could just get away
from her permanently somehow.
1373
01:07:31,606 --> 01:07:32,911
You want me to marry you!
1374
01:07:33,047 --> 01:07:34,545
I thought you'd never ask.
1375
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:36,280
How do I know that
you're gonna keep your word?
1376
01:07:36,415 --> 01:07:38,111
I swear
on my dead mother's soul.
1377
01:07:38,246 --> 01:07:39,549
Yikes!
1378
01:07:41,690 --> 01:07:43,224
Okay, fine.
1379
01:07:43,359 --> 01:07:45,123
I'll marry you if you help me
save my daughter.
1380
01:07:45,258 --> 01:07:46,419
I'm gonna need that in writing.
1381
01:07:46,555 --> 01:07:48,056
- Give me that.
- Ow.
1382
01:07:48,191 --> 01:07:49,196
And here we go.
1383
01:07:52,231 --> 01:07:53,595
I'm gonna make you so happy.
1384
01:07:53,730 --> 01:07:56,262
Jesus! What's the plan
on getting in?
1385
01:07:56,397 --> 01:07:57,501
[chalk scraping]
1386
01:08:02,743 --> 01:08:03,870
Yeah.
1387
01:08:06,008 --> 01:08:08,413
Well, can't exactly
go through the front door.
1388
01:08:18,987 --> 01:08:20,756
- [typewriter clacking]
- [phones ringing]
1389
01:08:20,891 --> 01:08:23,055
[caller 1] We need
a demon possession.
1390
01:08:23,190 --> 01:08:24,392
[caller 2] Our case worker's
on strike
1391
01:08:24,528 --> 01:08:25,525
and the waiting room's...
1392
01:08:25,661 --> 01:08:26,958
[caller 3] Tell Beetlejuice
1393
01:08:27,094 --> 01:08:28,592
these people
are still in my house.
1394
01:08:28,728 --> 01:08:29,797
[shrinkers gasping]
1395
01:08:32,502 --> 01:08:34,637
[caller 3] Hello? Hello?
1396
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:37,244
You never saw us.
1397
01:08:38,044 --> 01:08:39,004
¿Comprende?
1398
01:08:40,546 --> 01:08:43,017
Bob, you and the boys
stand guard.
1399
01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:44,845
Nobody gets through.
[snaps fingers]
1400
01:08:46,887 --> 01:08:47,848
Let's go, honey.
1401
01:08:50,792 --> 01:08:53,821
[muffled speech]
1402
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:08,000
[grunts quizzically]
1403
01:09:08,135 --> 01:09:09,600
- [boy 1] Trick or treat.
- [boy 2] Trick or treat.
1404
01:09:09,735 --> 01:09:11,139
[Rory] Whoa, whoa.
1405
01:09:11,274 --> 01:09:12,437
One each.
1406
01:09:12,573 --> 01:09:13,638
Honor system.
1407
01:09:13,773 --> 01:09:15,341
Yeah, right. Asshole.
1408
01:09:15,476 --> 01:09:16,775
[boys laughing]
1409
01:09:16,911 --> 01:09:18,444
- [clattering upstairs]
- Huh?
1410
01:09:18,580 --> 01:09:19,946
[shrinkers grunting]
1411
01:09:22,252 --> 01:09:23,586
Okay, everyone,
1412
01:09:23,722 --> 01:09:24,757
strawberries get first pick
this time.
1413
01:09:24,892 --> 01:09:26,753
No crowding.
1414
01:09:26,889 --> 01:09:29,587
- [screaming]
- [children screaming]
1415
01:09:29,722 --> 01:09:32,128
[Rory whimpering]
1416
01:09:32,263 --> 01:09:34,433
[thunder rumbling]
1417
01:09:37,930 --> 01:09:39,967
Hands on your head, asswipe!
1418
01:09:40,102 --> 01:09:42,573
Or I'll spray-paint the wall
with your brains!
1419
01:09:42,708 --> 01:09:43,875
[dispatcher over radio]
10-31 reporting.
1420
01:09:44,011 --> 01:09:45,378
Oh, no, dude.
1421
01:09:46,344 --> 01:09:47,715
That was way too forced.
1422
01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:49,914
Remember, throw it away.
1423
01:09:50,050 --> 01:09:51,811
Underplay it.
1424
01:09:51,947 --> 01:09:53,879
- You gotta keep it real.
- [alarm blaring]
1425
01:09:54,015 --> 01:09:54,987
- [automated voice] Warning.
- Olga,
1426
01:09:55,123 --> 01:09:56,352
what the hell is going on?
1427
01:09:56,488 --> 01:09:59,023
We got a code 6-9-9 violation.
1428
01:09:59,159 --> 01:10:00,658
You mean to tell me
1429
01:10:00,793 --> 01:10:02,923
a live one illegally
broke into the Afterlife?
1430
01:10:03,058 --> 01:10:04,899
[automated voice]
...6-9-9 violation.
1431
01:10:05,035 --> 01:10:07,633
Time to call the Ghoul Squad.
1432
01:10:07,769 --> 01:10:09,964
[growls]
1433
01:10:10,099 --> 01:10:13,575
I need a hard target search
for two suspects.
1434
01:10:13,710 --> 01:10:14,833
Scumbag...
1435
01:10:14,969 --> 01:10:17,405
goes by the name
of Beetlejuice.
1436
01:10:17,540 --> 01:10:19,240
And a female Fleshbag.
1437
01:10:19,375 --> 01:10:21,680
One Lydia Deetz.
1438
01:10:21,815 --> 01:10:25,716
Kick down every door.
Leave no gravestone unturned.
1439
01:10:25,851 --> 01:10:30,151
Hell, sift through the sands
of Titan if you have to!
1440
01:10:30,286 --> 01:10:32,258
Men...
1441
01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:34,388
this is what
you've been training
1442
01:10:34,524 --> 01:10:35,989
your entire deaths for.
1443
01:10:36,799 --> 01:10:38,263
And remember...
1444
01:10:38,398 --> 01:10:40,026
[in unison] Gotta keep it real!
1445
01:10:40,703 --> 01:10:41,626
Yes!
1446
01:10:41,762 --> 01:10:44,569
[whooping dramatically]
1447
01:10:45,841 --> 01:10:51,074
[muzak playing]
1448
01:10:51,210 --> 01:10:52,874
What the hell?
1449
01:10:54,213 --> 01:10:55,947
Where am... What?
1450
01:10:56,082 --> 01:10:59,045
No. No. No!
1451
01:11:00,581 --> 01:11:02,281
No! [whimpering]
1452
01:11:02,417 --> 01:11:04,388
No!
1453
01:11:04,523 --> 01:11:06,158
- Excuse me!
- [cat meowing]
1454
01:11:06,294 --> 01:11:07,920
What if a mistake's been made?
1455
01:11:08,056 --> 01:11:10,028
Because I'm not
supposed to be here.
1456
01:11:10,164 --> 01:11:12,597
[man grunting, muffled]
1457
01:11:16,597 --> 01:11:17,728
Seriously?
1458
01:11:17,864 --> 01:11:20,435
No. I have global entry.
1459
01:11:20,571 --> 01:11:22,567
Is there a line for that?
1460
01:11:22,702 --> 01:11:24,578
[whimpers]
1461
01:11:24,713 --> 01:11:28,145
[announcer over PA]
The 8:35 to the Great Beyond
1462
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:29,546
is on time.
1463
01:11:29,682 --> 01:11:31,310
[officer in Russian accent]
Next.
1464
01:11:31,446 --> 01:11:33,948
Stand on the marks and look
directly into the camera.
1465
01:11:35,089 --> 01:11:36,881
Say "cheese."
1466
01:11:37,017 --> 01:11:38,891
[camera shutter clicks loudly]
1467
01:11:39,027 --> 01:11:40,618
Whoa! [laughs]
1468
01:11:40,754 --> 01:11:41,758
Are you okay?
1469
01:11:43,659 --> 01:11:46,131
No. I feel strange.
1470
01:11:46,267 --> 01:11:48,798
I feel amazing. Go figure.
1471
01:11:48,933 --> 01:11:50,371
- What just happened?
- Well, it's real simple.
1472
01:11:50,507 --> 01:11:53,934
You remember the chant
that I got you to recite?
1473
01:11:54,070 --> 01:11:58,643
Uh, you agreed
to swap your life for mine.
1474
01:11:59,507 --> 01:12:01,009
What?
1475
01:12:01,144 --> 01:12:03,147
I needed your life so that
I could walk free again.
1476
01:12:03,282 --> 01:12:04,449
[guards grunting]
1477
01:12:04,584 --> 01:12:06,614
She's got a seat
on the Soul Train.
1478
01:12:06,749 --> 01:12:08,619
One-way to the Great Beyond.
1479
01:12:08,754 --> 01:12:10,953
If you hustle,
you can make the 8:35.
1480
01:12:11,088 --> 01:12:12,454
- [Astrid] Wait, no! Wait!
- Thank you very much.
1481
01:12:12,590 --> 01:12:13,688
[guards speaking Russian]
1482
01:12:13,824 --> 01:12:14,791
[Astrid]
I never agreed to this!
1483
01:12:15,990 --> 01:12:17,363
Uh, how do I cross back over?
1484
01:12:17,498 --> 01:12:19,960
Get this stamped first.
Window 11.
1485
01:12:20,096 --> 01:12:22,931
The transfer
isn't permanent till then.
1486
01:12:23,067 --> 01:12:25,373
- [Astrid grunting]
- [guards speaking Russian]
1487
01:12:27,777 --> 01:12:29,371
Dad?
1488
01:12:29,506 --> 01:12:30,701
- Astrid?
- Dad?
1489
01:12:30,837 --> 01:12:32,842
Dad! Help me!
1490
01:12:33,343 --> 01:12:34,307
Dad!
1491
01:12:34,443 --> 01:12:36,315
Astrid!
1492
01:12:36,450 --> 01:12:41,048
[dramatic choral music playing]
1493
01:12:53,860 --> 01:12:56,198
Soon, my beloved.
1494
01:12:56,333 --> 01:12:57,504
Soon.
1495
01:13:06,014 --> 01:13:07,382
[glass shatters]
1496
01:13:10,678 --> 01:13:14,885
[whimpering]
1497
01:13:15,020 --> 01:13:17,684
[automated voice]
Warning, violation code 6-9-9.
1498
01:13:17,820 --> 01:13:19,185
[cop] All clear. Let's go.
1499
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:20,225
We're like Bonnie and Clyde,
you and me.
1500
01:13:20,361 --> 01:13:21,526
Without the bullet holes.
1501
01:13:21,661 --> 01:13:22,657
Do you even know
where we're going?
1502
01:13:22,793 --> 01:13:24,090
You go right down the hallway,
1503
01:13:24,226 --> 01:13:25,697
three rights through
the ninth door...
1504
01:13:25,833 --> 01:13:26,860
[automated voice]
Violation code 6-9-9.
1505
01:13:26,995 --> 01:13:28,001
...and right to the Soul Train.
1506
01:13:28,137 --> 01:13:29,536
Where are you going?
1507
01:13:29,671 --> 01:13:30,900
I'm gonna go to
the little boy's room first.
1508
01:13:36,405 --> 01:13:38,941
["Soul Train Theme"
by The Soul Train Gang plays]
1509
01:13:41,077 --> 01:13:42,714
[indistinct chatter
and laughter]
1510
01:13:52,095 --> 01:13:53,087
[Astrid struggling]
1511
01:13:59,027 --> 01:14:01,892
[over PA] This is the 8:35...
1512
01:14:02,028 --> 01:14:03,563
to the Great Beyond!
1513
01:14:03,699 --> 01:14:05,072
[all cheering]
1514
01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:06,566
[Don Cornelius] All aboard
1515
01:14:06,701 --> 01:14:08,669
the Soul Train!
1516
01:14:08,805 --> 01:14:10,742
["Soul Train Theme" plays]
1517
01:14:17,447 --> 01:14:18,585
No. No!
1518
01:14:19,779 --> 01:14:20,785
No!
1519
01:14:21,883 --> 01:14:23,414
[woman] Yeah! Whoo!
1520
01:14:26,457 --> 01:14:27,585
[Lydia] Astrid!
1521
01:14:27,721 --> 01:14:28,892
Astrid!
1522
01:14:30,395 --> 01:14:32,392
No! No, no!
1523
01:14:32,528 --> 01:14:33,461
No, no!
1524
01:14:33,596 --> 01:14:34,597
Please, no!
1525
01:14:34,733 --> 01:14:36,900
["Soul Train Theme" continues]
1526
01:14:43,446 --> 01:14:46,076
[man] Hey,
shake your thing, mama.
1527
01:14:46,212 --> 01:14:47,310
Hey!
1528
01:14:47,445 --> 01:14:48,549
[Lydia panting]
1529
01:14:56,189 --> 01:14:57,525
Astrid!
1530
01:14:58,687 --> 01:14:59,692
[gasping]
1531
01:15:04,765 --> 01:15:07,062
- [guards shouting]
- [Lydia gasps]
1532
01:15:08,135 --> 01:15:08,965
Shoot!
1533
01:15:10,534 --> 01:15:11,363
Freeze!
1534
01:15:12,337 --> 01:15:13,332
There.
1535
01:15:16,971 --> 01:15:18,645
By the way, I saw Dad.
1536
01:15:21,677 --> 01:15:22,682
[both screaming]
1537
01:15:29,754 --> 01:15:31,123
[echoing] Hey, where are we?
1538
01:15:31,259 --> 01:15:32,318
I don't know.
1539
01:15:35,121 --> 01:15:36,960
Hey, that's Saturn.
1540
01:15:37,095 --> 01:15:39,995
Right? So we must be
on one of its moons.
1541
01:15:40,130 --> 01:15:41,800
I swear,
the Afterlife is so random!
1542
01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:46,541
[wind blowing]
1543
01:15:50,211 --> 01:15:51,546
[rumbling]
1544
01:15:57,253 --> 01:15:58,348
[tense music playing]
1545
01:15:58,484 --> 01:16:01,182
[wind blowing]
1546
01:16:03,654 --> 01:16:05,890
Sandworm! Run!
1547
01:16:10,022 --> 01:16:11,797
[panting]
1548
01:16:13,995 --> 01:16:15,530
[Richard] Take my hand!
1549
01:16:15,666 --> 01:16:16,901
[all grunting]
1550
01:16:18,932 --> 01:16:20,938
[roaring]
1551
01:16:22,168 --> 01:16:23,336
[Richard] Here! Come on!
1552
01:16:24,377 --> 01:16:25,342
[roaring]
1553
01:16:25,477 --> 01:16:26,504
[Astrid grunts]
1554
01:16:31,153 --> 01:16:32,587
[panting]
1555
01:16:34,016 --> 01:16:35,748
[coffee machine whirring]
1556
01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:41,893
[muzak playing]
1557
01:16:45,894 --> 01:16:48,097
[fish squelching]
1558
01:16:50,701 --> 01:16:52,798
[both chuckle]
1559
01:16:52,933 --> 01:16:54,407
Marie Curie.
1560
01:16:54,543 --> 01:16:56,504
After the radiation poisoning.
1561
01:16:56,639 --> 01:16:58,074
Right?
1562
01:16:58,209 --> 01:16:59,405
- Learned from the best.
- [Richard chuckles]
1563
01:17:00,943 --> 01:17:02,111
We made a great kid.
1564
01:17:02,977 --> 01:17:04,982
Yeah, we did.
1565
01:17:06,650 --> 01:17:07,655
Come here!
1566
01:17:10,986 --> 01:17:12,352
I know you can't see me,
1567
01:17:12,487 --> 01:17:15,253
but I check in on you both
all the time.
1568
01:17:15,388 --> 01:17:16,461
And I don't want
to be the reason
1569
01:17:16,597 --> 01:17:18,297
that drove you two apart.
1570
01:17:18,433 --> 01:17:19,425
You need each other.
1571
01:17:20,568 --> 01:17:22,098
You make each other better.
1572
01:17:23,095 --> 01:17:24,133
Always have.
1573
01:17:25,632 --> 01:17:26,835
- [alarm blares]
- [automated voice] Alert!
1574
01:17:26,971 --> 01:17:28,234
We have a 6-9-9 violation.
1575
01:17:28,370 --> 01:17:30,074
We gotta get back
to Winter River.
1576
01:17:30,209 --> 01:17:31,943
You can't leave until
Astrid gets her life back.
1577
01:17:32,078 --> 01:17:34,605
- Warning! Intruder detected!
- Let's go.
1578
01:17:36,314 --> 01:17:39,412
The Ghoul patrol found
the breach and sealed it.
1579
01:17:39,547 --> 01:17:42,584
Any sign of Mr. Beetlejuice?
Or the Fleshbag?
1580
01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:44,120
Still looking.
1581
01:17:44,255 --> 01:17:45,858
But we did find something
that might help.
1582
01:17:58,536 --> 01:18:00,004
Hmm.
1583
01:18:08,449 --> 01:18:10,047
-"Bob"?
- Mmm?
1584
01:18:11,219 --> 01:18:12,586
[grunts]
1585
01:18:12,722 --> 01:18:14,689
Let me tell ya
how this is gonna go.
1586
01:18:14,824 --> 01:18:17,724
Your shriveled lips
will start flappin',
1587
01:18:17,859 --> 01:18:19,920
or I'll crack
your itty-bitty skull
1588
01:18:20,055 --> 01:18:21,923
like a goddamn walnut.
1589
01:18:22,058 --> 01:18:23,262
[yells] Where's Beetlejuice?
1590
01:18:23,397 --> 01:18:25,832
[whimpering]
1591
01:18:28,162 --> 01:18:32,399
[indistinct chatter]
1592
01:18:38,438 --> 01:18:39,913
- [Damien] Rory?
- Father...
1593
01:18:40,048 --> 01:18:42,040
I'm seeing these shrunken
head people everywhere.
1594
01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:43,683
Well, be not afraid,
1595
01:18:43,819 --> 01:18:45,817
for thine eyes
will see strange things.
1596
01:18:45,953 --> 01:18:47,685
Are you filled
with fear and trembling?
1597
01:18:47,820 --> 01:18:50,250
Yes! I'm shitting my pants.
1598
01:18:50,385 --> 01:18:52,351
- Ah.
- What are you doing here?
1599
01:18:52,487 --> 01:18:53,559
I'm searching
for the lost lambs
1600
01:18:53,695 --> 01:18:55,058
to bring back into the light.
1601
01:18:55,194 --> 01:18:57,523
Why don't I give you a ride
to the church?
1602
01:19:00,095 --> 01:19:02,627
[seatbelt whirring]
1603
01:19:03,868 --> 01:19:05,905
[child] Trick or treat!
1604
01:19:07,401 --> 01:19:08,971
Sorry, sorry I just... I'll...
1605
01:19:09,106 --> 01:19:10,442
I... Come right back, I just...
1606
01:19:10,577 --> 01:19:12,208
Excuse me. Just...
1607
01:19:12,343 --> 01:19:15,409
Um, sorry, I'm just, uh,
late for a wedding.
1608
01:19:15,545 --> 01:19:17,948
Hi, yes, one question,
how do I get out of here?
1609
01:19:18,084 --> 01:19:19,479
Because someone
made a terrible mistake.
1610
01:19:19,614 --> 01:19:21,915
I'm on a break.
Take a number. Take a seat.
1611
01:19:22,051 --> 01:19:23,450
No, you see, those asps,
1612
01:19:23,585 --> 01:19:24,787
they were defanged.
I paid extra for that.
1613
01:19:24,923 --> 01:19:26,923
Honey, you're dead, okay?
1614
01:19:27,058 --> 01:19:28,961
Now take a number and sit down.
1615
01:19:32,498 --> 01:19:36,803
Is there perhaps anyone here
who has the power to help me?
1616
01:19:36,938 --> 01:19:38,370
Did that line
used to work for you?
1617
01:19:38,506 --> 01:19:40,304
I'm not dead!
1618
01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:41,967
[laughs]
1619
01:19:42,103 --> 01:19:43,303
You know what?
1620
01:19:43,439 --> 01:19:44,972
My husband's here.
Charles Deetz.
1621
01:19:45,107 --> 01:19:46,705
Yes, he can fix this.
1622
01:19:46,841 --> 01:19:47,909
You call him, he can fix this,
he can fix anything.
1623
01:19:48,044 --> 01:19:49,549
Not anymore he can't.
1624
01:19:49,685 --> 01:19:52,083
No, wait! Wait, I know people!
1625
01:19:52,218 --> 01:19:55,614
Oh! I know people!
I am people! Why's...
1626
01:19:57,391 --> 01:19:58,820
No.
1627
01:19:58,956 --> 01:20:00,828
Beetlejuice. Oh, no.
1628
01:20:02,088 --> 01:20:03,661
[grunts]
1629
01:20:03,797 --> 01:20:05,525
Beetlejuice. [whimpering]
1630
01:20:07,428 --> 01:20:08,932
- Right here.
- [screams]
1631
01:20:09,067 --> 01:20:10,801
I get it. Now that you're dead,
1632
01:20:10,936 --> 01:20:12,499
you wanna hang out with me.
1633
01:20:12,634 --> 01:20:14,198
Would you help me
find Charles, please?
1634
01:20:14,334 --> 01:20:16,167
And then the VIP lounge.
1635
01:20:16,303 --> 01:20:17,768
- Sure.
- Okay.
1636
01:20:17,904 --> 01:20:20,441
Just after you help me
find my runaway bride.
1637
01:20:22,483 --> 01:20:23,549
[Delia] Ugh.
1638
01:20:23,684 --> 01:20:29,681
[tense music playing]
1639
01:20:33,553 --> 01:20:35,258
- [Bob] Hmm?
- [door slams]
1640
01:20:36,732 --> 01:20:38,826
- [gasps]
- Where is he?
1641
01:20:38,961 --> 01:20:40,263
[gulping]
1642
01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:43,435
Tell me.
1643
01:20:43,570 --> 01:20:45,037
[whimpering]
1644
01:20:48,802 --> 01:20:51,769
- [inhaling deeply]
- [muffled whimpering]
1645
01:20:56,011 --> 01:20:58,281
[screaming]
1646
01:21:14,567 --> 01:21:17,399
[automated voice] Stay behind
the line until called.
1647
01:21:24,075 --> 01:21:25,275
Don't stamp that passport!
1648
01:21:29,585 --> 01:21:32,050
You're too late, man.
1649
01:21:32,186 --> 01:21:33,811
I think it was Dostoevsky
who said...
1650
01:21:35,622 --> 01:21:36,583
"Later, fucker!"
1651
01:21:37,888 --> 01:21:39,855
[screaming]
1652
01:21:39,991 --> 01:21:41,394
This way. Follow me.
1653
01:21:41,529 --> 01:21:45,328
[screaming]
1654
01:21:46,194 --> 01:21:48,332
[laughs] Next!
1655
01:21:48,468 --> 01:21:51,235
[automated voice]
Warning! Intruder detected.
1656
01:21:52,300 --> 01:21:54,032
[whispers] This way.
1657
01:21:54,167 --> 01:21:56,340
[automated voice] This is
a code 6-9-9. We have...
1658
01:21:56,475 --> 01:21:58,011
[in normal voice]
Okay, this is as far as I go.
1659
01:21:59,044 --> 01:22:00,581
- Okay.
- I love you.
1660
01:22:00,716 --> 01:22:02,048
I love you too, sweetheart.
1661
01:22:03,344 --> 01:22:05,278
Have an amazing life.
1662
01:22:05,413 --> 01:22:06,550
You take care of each other.
1663
01:22:06,685 --> 01:22:07,886
Yeah.
1664
01:22:08,021 --> 01:22:09,385
- I'll see you later.
- Okay.
1665
01:22:31,473 --> 01:22:32,947
Thank you for saving my life.
1666
01:22:35,384 --> 01:22:39,151
I'm so sorry I never believed
that you saw ghosts and...
1667
01:22:39,287 --> 01:22:40,955
I don't know,
I'm just sorry for all of it.
1668
01:22:43,626 --> 01:22:44,924
[Lydia] Astrid, I...
1669
01:22:45,060 --> 01:22:46,889
[Damien] Lydia!
Come on, you're late!
1670
01:22:47,025 --> 01:22:48,552
Oh, my God! My wedding!
1671
01:22:48,688 --> 01:22:50,163
[Damien] We're about to start.
1672
01:22:50,298 --> 01:22:51,822
Wait, Mom, with everything
that's happened tonight,
1673
01:22:51,958 --> 01:22:53,229
you know you don't
have to do this, right?
1674
01:22:53,364 --> 01:22:54,964
I know,
but if I don't do it now,
1675
01:22:55,099 --> 01:22:57,099
I'm never gonna do it.
1676
01:22:57,234 --> 01:22:59,106
But are you sure about this?
1677
01:22:59,241 --> 01:23:02,668
[Lydia] Rory loves me,
and that's gotta be enough.
1678
01:23:02,804 --> 01:23:04,574
[Damien] Quickly, my dear!
Come! Come!
1679
01:23:04,710 --> 01:23:05,804
Oh.
1680
01:23:07,406 --> 01:23:08,840
[door opens]
1681
01:23:08,976 --> 01:23:10,014
And the lost lamb
is welcome into thy house
1682
01:23:10,149 --> 01:23:11,777
- with open arms.
- Oh, my God!
1683
01:23:13,745 --> 01:23:14,950
I thought you got cold feet.
1684
01:23:15,085 --> 01:23:16,385
Oh, no, blame me.
1685
01:23:16,521 --> 01:23:18,053
She just saved me
from my date from hell.
1686
01:23:18,189 --> 01:23:19,453
Who are all these people?
1687
01:23:19,589 --> 01:23:21,455
This is just
a couple influencers.
1688
01:23:21,591 --> 01:23:23,163
Nobody under
five million followers,
1689
01:23:23,299 --> 01:23:25,531
and I think we have
a Netflix executive in there.
1690
01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:26,732
We doing this?
1691
01:23:26,868 --> 01:23:28,627
Yeah. Where's your dress?
1692
01:23:28,763 --> 01:23:30,136
All that matters
is that I'm here, now.
1693
01:23:30,271 --> 01:23:31,802
So let's just skip
straight to the vows.
1694
01:23:31,938 --> 01:23:33,137
Wait, where's Delia?
1695
01:23:33,273 --> 01:23:34,335
- [Beetlejuice] Yo!
- [guests gasping]
1696
01:23:34,470 --> 01:23:36,803
- [thunderclap]
- Right here.
1697
01:23:36,938 --> 01:23:38,339
She was helpin' me calm down
before the wedding.
1698
01:23:38,474 --> 01:23:39,879
I was feeling a little jittery.
1699
01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:42,115
- All, right, beat it.
- You.
1700
01:23:43,312 --> 01:23:44,616
You're that thing...
1701
01:23:44,752 --> 01:23:46,183
from my dream.
1702
01:23:46,319 --> 01:23:48,114
Well, I'm really
more nightmare material,
1703
01:23:48,249 --> 01:23:49,683
but, thanks.
1704
01:23:49,819 --> 01:23:51,454
- [distorted] You're...
- [Beetlejuice] Uh-uh.
1705
01:23:52,253 --> 01:23:53,554
Part of the deal
1706
01:23:53,690 --> 01:23:55,055
is you can never,
ever say my name, ever!
1707
01:23:55,190 --> 01:23:56,521
What deal?
1708
01:23:56,657 --> 01:23:57,887
The deal she made to save you.
1709
01:23:58,023 --> 01:23:59,191
By the way,
you can call me "Dad."
1710
01:23:59,327 --> 01:24:00,666
[Delia] Lydia.
1711
01:24:00,802 --> 01:24:02,728
You agreed to marry him?
1712
01:24:02,864 --> 01:24:06,036
I was desperate,
and it was my only option.
1713
01:24:06,171 --> 01:24:07,536
Lydia. What's going on here?
1714
01:24:08,976 --> 01:24:10,739
- Wow.
- [book thuds]
1715
01:24:10,875 --> 01:24:12,674
Awkward.
1716
01:24:12,810 --> 01:24:14,707
You haven't made much progress
since our last session,
1717
01:24:14,843 --> 01:24:17,381
so I'm gonna suggest
some drug therapy.
1718
01:24:17,517 --> 01:24:19,849
Don't be afraid to share.
When you're ready.
1719
01:24:19,985 --> 01:24:21,121
[Rory groans]
1720
01:24:22,217 --> 01:24:23,552
[gasping]
1721
01:24:26,195 --> 01:24:28,294
I always thought
your whole act was bullshit.
1722
01:24:28,429 --> 01:24:30,762
I never believed in ghosts,
spirits, or any of it.
1723
01:24:30,898 --> 01:24:32,956
What? All this time?
1724
01:24:33,092 --> 01:24:35,131
Why the hell
did you wanna get married?
1725
01:24:35,267 --> 01:24:36,530
- Money!
- [guests gasping]
1726
01:24:36,666 --> 01:24:37,804
I knew I could make more
as your husband
1727
01:24:37,940 --> 01:24:39,304
than I could as your manager.
1728
01:24:39,439 --> 01:24:42,505
[groans] And I never
had a dead fiancee.
1729
01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:44,211
I just went
to that survivor's retreat,
1730
01:24:44,346 --> 01:24:47,038
so that I could meet
weak women and exploit them!
1731
01:24:47,173 --> 01:24:50,247
And I hit the codependent
lottery when I met you.
1732
01:24:50,383 --> 01:24:52,086
How 'bout a little
physical therapy?
1733
01:24:54,490 --> 01:24:55,782
[grunts]
1734
01:24:56,691 --> 01:24:57,883
[body thuds]
1735
01:25:00,357 --> 01:25:01,722
We'd like to thank you all
1736
01:25:01,857 --> 01:25:03,592
for coming to this
very special occasion,
1737
01:25:03,727 --> 01:25:06,128
but right now
we'd like a little privacy.
1738
01:25:06,263 --> 01:25:09,268
[quirky music playing]
1739
01:25:13,038 --> 01:25:15,505
[guests straining]
1740
01:25:31,385 --> 01:25:32,319
[gasping]
1741
01:25:32,454 --> 01:25:34,156
Where you goin', Padre?
1742
01:25:34,292 --> 01:25:38,598
["Wedding March" playing]
1743
01:25:38,733 --> 01:25:40,156
[chuckles]
1744
01:25:40,292 --> 01:25:43,102
["MacArthur Park"
by Richard Harris playing]
1745
01:25:43,237 --> 01:25:45,498
Honey, I've got
one more surprise,
1746
01:25:45,634 --> 01:25:46,764
and this one's from the heart.
1747
01:25:46,900 --> 01:25:48,835
- [heart thumping]
- [groans]
1748
01:25:51,603 --> 01:25:55,476
[mouthing] ♪ Spring was never
Waiting for us, girl ♪
1749
01:25:55,612 --> 01:25:58,248
♪ It ran one step ahead ♪
1750
01:25:58,383 --> 01:26:02,255
♪ As we followed in the dance ♪
1751
01:26:08,995 --> 01:26:12,823
[mouthing] ♪ Between the parted
Pages and were pressed ♪
1752
01:26:12,958 --> 01:26:15,730
♪ In love's hot, fevered iron ♪
1753
01:26:15,865 --> 01:26:18,964
♪ Like a striped
Pair of pants ♪
1754
01:26:25,614 --> 01:26:29,339
♪ MacArthur's Park
Is melting in the dark ♪
1755
01:26:29,474 --> 01:26:33,652
♪ All the sweet green icing
Flowin' down ♪
1756
01:26:33,788 --> 01:26:37,489
[mouthing] ♪ Someone
Left the cake out in the rain ♪
1757
01:26:37,625 --> 01:26:41,318
♪ I don't think
That I can take it ♪
1758
01:26:41,453 --> 01:26:43,990
♪ 'Cause it took so long
To bake it ♪
1759
01:26:44,126 --> 01:26:46,832
♪ And I'll never
Have that recipe ♪
1760
01:26:46,968 --> 01:26:48,900
♪ Again ♪
1761
01:26:49,036 --> 01:26:53,900
♪ Oh, no ♪
1762
01:26:57,372 --> 01:27:01,013
[mouthing] ♪ I recall
The yellow cotton dress ♪
1763
01:27:01,149 --> 01:27:03,374
♪ Foaming like a wave ♪
1764
01:27:03,509 --> 01:27:07,650
[mouthing] ♪ On the ground
Around your knees ♪
1765
01:27:14,354 --> 01:27:17,463
♪ The birds, like tender babies
In your hands ♪
1766
01:27:17,599 --> 01:27:20,234
♪ And the old men
Playing checkers ♪
1767
01:27:21,267 --> 01:27:23,963
♪ By the trees ♪
1768
01:27:30,175 --> 01:27:33,711
[mouthing] ♪ MacArthur's Park
Is melting in the dark ♪
1769
01:27:33,846 --> 01:27:37,978
♪ All the sweet green icing
Flowing down ♪
1770
01:27:38,114 --> 01:27:42,081
♪ Someone left the cake
Out in the rain ♪
1771
01:27:42,217 --> 01:27:45,558
♪ I don't think
That I can take it ♪
1772
01:27:45,693 --> 01:27:48,121
♪ 'Cause it took so long
To bake it ♪
1773
01:27:48,257 --> 01:27:53,261
♪ And I'll never
Have that recipe again ♪
1774
01:27:53,397 --> 01:27:57,964
♪ Oh, no ♪
1775
01:28:01,770 --> 01:28:04,776
I love a good dream sequence.
1776
01:28:04,912 --> 01:28:09,774
[mouthing] ♪ There will be
Another song for me ♪
1777
01:28:09,909 --> 01:28:14,145
♪ For I will sing it ♪
1778
01:28:16,086 --> 01:28:20,155
♪ I will drink the wine
While it is warm ♪
1779
01:28:20,290 --> 01:28:26,256
♪ And never let you catch me
Looking at the sun ♪
1780
01:28:28,295 --> 01:28:34,133
♪ And after all
The loves of my life ♪
1781
01:28:34,268 --> 01:28:38,310
♪ After all the loves
Of my life ♪
1782
01:28:38,445 --> 01:28:42,140
♪ You'll still be the one ♪
1783
01:28:47,089 --> 01:28:49,488
[orchestral solo playing]
1784
01:28:50,419 --> 01:28:52,018
[grunting]
1785
01:29:09,271 --> 01:29:14,675
[mouthing] ♪ I will take
My life into my hands ♪
1786
01:29:14,810 --> 01:29:18,044
♪ And I will use it ♪
1787
01:29:29,694 --> 01:29:31,696
♪ I will win the worship ♪
1788
01:29:31,832 --> 01:29:38,262
♪ In their eyes
And I will lose it ♪
1789
01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:52,386
[all grunting]
1790
01:29:56,682 --> 01:29:57,721
[grunts]
1791
01:30:00,852 --> 01:30:03,192
[grunting]
1792
01:30:03,327 --> 01:30:04,761
[whimpering]
1793
01:30:06,862 --> 01:30:08,563
- [song ends]
- Mr. Juice,
1794
01:30:08,698 --> 01:30:10,730
you've violated code 6-9-9!
1795
01:30:10,865 --> 01:30:12,230
- Freeze!
- [ice cracking]
1796
01:30:13,832 --> 01:30:14,867
Book 'em, Danno!
1797
01:30:15,002 --> 01:30:16,942
- [thunderclap]
- [laughs]
1798
01:30:17,077 --> 01:30:18,577
Beetlejuice!
1799
01:30:22,040 --> 01:30:24,117
What the... [bleep]
1800
01:30:24,253 --> 01:30:25,551
[in sing-song voice] I'm back.
1801
01:30:30,519 --> 01:30:31,914
Sweetheart!
1802
01:30:32,050 --> 01:30:33,288
You look fantastic!
1803
01:30:33,424 --> 01:30:35,121
You look so...
1804
01:30:35,256 --> 01:30:37,594
- put together.
- [in normal voice] He's mine.
1805
01:30:37,730 --> 01:30:39,895
It's me, not you.
You know, honey,
1806
01:30:40,030 --> 01:30:42,501
I've been goin' through
a lotta changes lately.
1807
01:30:42,636 --> 01:30:44,402
Kind of a mid-afterlife
crisis, I guess.
1808
01:30:44,537 --> 01:30:47,632
Your soul belongs to me,
my love.
1809
01:30:47,768 --> 01:30:49,501
For eternity.
1810
01:30:49,636 --> 01:30:50,844
[Beetlejuice] You don't wanna
spend your eternity with me.
1811
01:30:50,979 --> 01:30:52,077
I'm a lone wolf.
1812
01:30:52,213 --> 01:30:53,645
You need a soulmate.
1813
01:30:53,781 --> 01:30:56,483
Somebody who really sees you.
For instance.
1814
01:30:58,943 --> 01:31:00,047
[whimpering]
1815
01:31:02,722 --> 01:31:05,052
I need something
to draw with. Quick!
1816
01:31:17,771 --> 01:31:21,931
["MacArthur Park"
instrumental playing]
1817
01:31:22,066 --> 01:31:23,433
[speaking Spanish]
1818
01:31:24,408 --> 01:31:25,402
[roaring]
1819
01:31:26,146 --> 01:31:27,547
[in Spanish]
1820
01:31:39,018 --> 01:31:40,124
[in Spanish] Olé.
1821
01:31:40,260 --> 01:31:41,220
[both gasping]
1822
01:31:42,691 --> 01:31:44,058
[both scream]
1823
01:31:44,658 --> 01:31:45,664
[gasps]
1824
01:31:52,265 --> 01:31:53,672
- Let's go!
- [Beetlejuice] Hey!
1825
01:31:54,604 --> 01:31:56,308
We had a deal.
1826
01:31:56,444 --> 01:31:57,974
She doesn't have to marry you.
1827
01:31:58,109 --> 01:31:59,944
- What?
- [Astrid] You violated
code 6-9-9.
1828
01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:02,539
Yeah, you illegally brought
my mom into the Afterlife.
1829
01:32:02,674 --> 01:32:05,013
According to that book,
that contract is null and void.
1830
01:32:08,681 --> 01:32:11,156
Look, I'm sorry things didn't
work out between us,
1831
01:32:11,292 --> 01:32:13,457
but the 600-year age gap
1832
01:32:13,593 --> 01:32:15,194
was a little bit much for me.
1833
01:32:15,329 --> 01:32:16,626
- Beetle...
- Ah!
1834
01:32:16,761 --> 01:32:18,191
- Beetlejuice.
- [hisses]
1835
01:32:21,762 --> 01:32:22,694
[exclaims]
1836
01:32:22,829 --> 01:32:23,827
Beetlejuice.
1837
01:32:23,962 --> 01:32:26,804
[straining]
1838
01:32:31,404 --> 01:32:32,946
- [Beetlejuice] Hey!
- Beetlejuice.
1839
01:32:33,081 --> 01:32:35,908
[hissing]
1840
01:32:36,044 --> 01:32:37,177
- [loud popping]
- [gasping]
1841
01:32:43,425 --> 01:32:45,053
Shoulda got married in Vegas.
1842
01:32:53,492 --> 01:32:54,964
Looks like
we're a little late, boys.
1843
01:32:57,069 --> 01:32:59,163
Tape off the crime scene,
call in forensics,
1844
01:32:59,299 --> 01:33:01,938
and keep
the goddamn media away.
1845
01:33:02,073 --> 01:33:05,210
Little lady, you just
popped his Beetlejuice.
1846
01:33:05,345 --> 01:33:06,678
Say your goodbyes,
1847
01:33:06,814 --> 01:33:08,576
you can take a selfie now,
if you like,
1848
01:33:08,711 --> 01:33:09,946
but make it quick.
1849
01:33:11,750 --> 01:33:13,451
Sister, you're comin' with me.
1850
01:33:13,587 --> 01:33:15,385
What? Delia, what did you do?
1851
01:33:15,520 --> 01:33:16,886
I fell for a scam,
1852
01:33:17,022 --> 01:33:19,759
and I'm counting on you
to claim a refund.
1853
01:33:19,894 --> 01:33:21,450
Those snakes were actually
poisonous, weren't they?
1854
01:33:21,586 --> 01:33:24,794
Yeah. So, I died
of embarrassment.
1855
01:33:24,929 --> 01:33:27,028
Your work's gonna
go up in value.
1856
01:33:27,164 --> 01:33:28,734
- Oh! Oh, well, then.
- [Astrid] Mmm-hmm.
1857
01:33:29,433 --> 01:33:30,898
Delia...
1858
01:33:31,033 --> 01:33:32,562
- I'll miss you.
- No, you won't.
1859
01:33:32,698 --> 01:33:34,604
I'll find Charles
and we'll haunt you both,
1860
01:33:34,739 --> 01:33:36,642
until you beg us to move on!
1861
01:33:36,777 --> 01:33:38,744
Nice work
for a couple of Fleshbags.
1862
01:33:38,879 --> 01:33:40,643
Don't come knockin'
until it's your time,
1863
01:33:40,779 --> 01:33:42,511
and in the meantime, remember,
1864
01:33:42,647 --> 01:33:44,348
you gotta keep it real.
1865
01:33:44,484 --> 01:33:45,783
Come on, beautiful,
1866
01:33:45,918 --> 01:33:47,819
we got a date
with the commissioner.
1867
01:33:53,053 --> 01:33:57,829
[mellow music playing]
1868
01:34:01,432 --> 01:34:02,636
[sighs]
1869
01:34:17,381 --> 01:34:20,353
["Soul Train Theme"
by The Soul Train Gang plays]
1870
01:34:20,488 --> 01:34:22,612
[all cheering and laughing]
1871
01:34:33,662 --> 01:34:34,734
Charles!
1872
01:34:36,501 --> 01:34:37,671
[Charles] Delia!
1873
01:34:40,035 --> 01:34:41,367
I can't believe you're here!
1874
01:34:44,344 --> 01:34:45,578
Oh, Charles.
1875
01:34:45,714 --> 01:34:47,406
[Charles] I'm so happy
to see you!
1876
01:34:48,315 --> 01:34:49,579
Oh, Charles,
1877
01:34:49,715 --> 01:34:50,981
look what happened to me!
1878
01:34:53,651 --> 01:34:55,716
This is the 10:13,
1879
01:34:55,852 --> 01:34:57,691
to the Great Beyond!
1880
01:34:58,391 --> 01:34:59,653
All aboard
1881
01:34:59,788 --> 01:35:01,387
the Soul Train!
1882
01:35:05,191 --> 01:35:07,563
[mellow music playing]
1883
01:35:07,698 --> 01:35:11,969
[thunder rumbling]
1884
01:35:12,104 --> 01:35:14,332
I wanna thank
all you Ghosties out there,
1885
01:35:14,468 --> 01:35:17,167
for all your support
over the years,
1886
01:35:17,303 --> 01:35:20,374
but this is my last show.
1887
01:35:20,509 --> 01:35:24,010
I have spent so much time
talking to the dead,
1888
01:35:24,145 --> 01:35:26,214
it's time I started living.
1889
01:35:29,122 --> 01:35:32,384
I wanna make memories
with the people I love
1890
01:35:32,519 --> 01:35:34,992
rather than be
haunted by them later.
1891
01:35:39,192 --> 01:35:43,968
[indistinct chatter]
1892
01:35:58,519 --> 01:36:01,146
[church bell tolling]
1893
01:36:01,282 --> 01:36:07,288
[guests cheering and clapping]
1894
01:36:32,113 --> 01:36:35,822
[breathing heavily]
1895
01:36:47,593 --> 01:36:50,693
- [screaming]
- [water splashing]
1896
01:36:50,828 --> 01:36:52,199
[surgeon] Oh, my God.
What is that?
1897
01:36:52,334 --> 01:36:56,939
- [all gasping]
- [flesh squelching]
1898
01:36:57,074 --> 01:36:59,445
- [nurse yelps]
- [screams]
1899
01:36:59,580 --> 01:37:01,507
[tense music playing]
1900
01:37:02,780 --> 01:37:06,182
[glass squeaking]
1901
01:37:13,752 --> 01:37:16,088
- [light bulb shatters]
- [screaming]
1902
01:37:16,224 --> 01:37:17,787
- Mommy!
- [fly buzzes]
1903
01:37:20,935 --> 01:37:22,935
- [gasps]
- [Astrid's laughter echoes]
1904
01:37:27,135 --> 01:37:28,167
[Beetlejuice exhales]
1905
01:37:28,303 --> 01:37:29,876
I just had the weirdest dream.
1906
01:37:31,470 --> 01:37:32,601
- [thunderclap]
- [gasps]
1907
01:37:32,737 --> 01:37:35,607
[Beetlejuice's
laughter echoing]
1908
01:37:39,812 --> 01:37:41,350
["MacArthur Park"
by Donna Summer playing]
1909
01:37:41,485 --> 01:37:45,482
♪ I recall
the yellow cotton dress ♪
1910
01:37:45,617 --> 01:37:48,720
♪ Foaming like a wave ♪
1911
01:37:48,855 --> 01:37:54,895
♪ On the ground
beneath your knees ♪
1912
01:37:55,031 --> 01:37:59,662
♪ The birds like
tender babies
in your hands ♪
1913
01:37:59,797 --> 01:38:02,766
♪ And the old men playing ♪
1914
01:38:02,902 --> 01:38:06,737
♪ Chinese checkers
by the trees ♪
1915
01:38:09,417 --> 01:38:14,486
♪ MacArthur's Park
is melting
in the dark ♪
1916
01:38:14,621 --> 01:38:20,359
♪ All the sweet,
green icing
flowing down ♪
1917
01:38:20,495 --> 01:38:25,361
♪ Someone left
the cake out
in the rain ♪
1918
01:38:25,497 --> 01:38:30,401
♪ I don't think
that I can take it ♪
1919
01:38:30,537 --> 01:38:34,406
♪ 'Cause
it took so long
to bake it ♪
1920
01:38:34,541 --> 01:38:41,447
♪ And
I'll never have
that recipe again ♪
1921
01:38:41,583 --> 01:38:44,808
♪ Again ♪
1922
01:39:04,428 --> 01:39:09,331
♪ MacArthur's Park
is melting
in the dark ♪
1923
01:39:09,467 --> 01:39:15,611
♪ All the sweet,
green icing
flowing down ♪
1924
01:39:15,746 --> 01:39:20,878
♪ Someone left
the cake out
in the rain ♪
1925
01:39:21,014 --> 01:39:25,984
♪ I don't think
that I can take it ♪
1926
01:39:26,120 --> 01:39:29,285
♪ 'Cause
it took so long
to bake it ♪
1927
01:39:29,420 --> 01:39:35,595
♪ And
I'll never have
that recipe again ♪
1928
01:39:36,638 --> 01:39:39,929
♪ Oh, no ♪
1929
01:40:04,488 --> 01:40:05,722
[song ends]
1930
01:40:05,858 --> 01:40:11,565
["Beetlejuice"
theme music playing]
1931
01:44:19,787 --> 01:44:20,781
[music ends]