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Come in

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if you dare.

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The living

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the dead. Can they co-exist?

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That's what we're here to find out.

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My name is Lydia Deetz,

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and welcome to Ghost House.

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Joining us in the
attic tonight are Emmett and Jodi Welch

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from Cleghorn,
Wisconsin, along with their dog,

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Taco.

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And we're going to
hear about how their dream home

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became a

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ghost house.

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I've been a psychic mediator

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for over 15 years, but

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nothing could have prepared me for what

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I encountered when
I visited the Welch farm.

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Here's a preview.

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Be warned.

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It's intense.

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I don't know what I'm
going to find behind this door, but

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it doesn't want me here.

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I feel a dark prescence.

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We need to leave now.

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Emmett, are you ready to
hear about your paranormal visitors?

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Bring it on.

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How about you, Jody?

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We haven't slept a week since we moved

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into that darn house.

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Taco is so freaked out.

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He goes to the bathroom in his doggy bed

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every night.

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It's been a living nightmare.

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Confronting the unknown,

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conquering your fears,

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there's nothing harder.

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But don't worry.

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I'll be right here.

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What the...

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No.

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No. No.

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What's going on?

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I don't know.

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No. No.

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We're doing great.

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You need a drink?

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Let’s take a drink.

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Lydia Deets, ladies and gentlemen.

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Bravo.

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I need five, make it happen.

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Okay everybody, that's lunch!

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I told him he needed to wear contacts.

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But no.

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Mr. Big Shot Magician wouldn't listen.

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Can you give it a rest, Nadia?

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I'm having a really shitty day.

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What happened out there?

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You okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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These double
taping days, it can get to me.

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It kills me to see you feeling like this.

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Because when you're feeling like this,

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it just makes me feel like
you're feeling so in a weird way.

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It's like when
you're hurting, it's hurting me.

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I don't know.

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I'm sorry. I don't
mean to make you feel like that.

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It's okay.

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I think it just
shows how connected we are.

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It's like we got the
same stupid little heart.

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No. You don't need these.

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Oh, okay.

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I have one job, and that is

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make sure that you
do not drown your talents

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at the bottom of a
bottle of pills, Lydia.

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Please. Just to get through today.

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Okay.

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But, this is the last time that I
ever dig pills out of a trash can for you,

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Do you understand?

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Out of a toilet or a sink.

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You got this. All right.

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Is that mine?

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Who's texting me?

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Stupid stepmother.

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She's got texting diarrhea.

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I have to go.

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Lydia, we still have a segment to finish.

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Tell us about the
inspiration for the human canvas.

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I am my own canvas.

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I am my art.

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As we know, art imitates the living.

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It feeds me.

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And I was not getting enough
nourishment from the sculpture alone.

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So I decided to broaden
my tastes, and it turns out I am.

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Delia, where have you been?

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I think I've cried
all the water out of my body.

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What happened to Dad?

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I just laid a table.

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He is the Picasso graffiti artist.

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He was tagging me like
the walls of the Paris Metro.

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But now he's having a petite tantrum.

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Because I had to cancel the performance.

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What happened?

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What? Oh.

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Your father's left me.

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He's divorcing you?

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What a horrible thought.

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No, he's dead.

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What?

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Daddy's passed away.

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How?

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He was returning from his
bird-watching expedition to the Funafuti Atoll.

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When his plane went
down in the South Pacific.

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A plane crash?

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This is the worst nightmare.

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Actually, he survived the crash.

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He drowned?

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Almost,

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but not quite.

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No, according to survivors.

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Daddy clung onto a wheel.

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Come over here!

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Come on!

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Swim over!

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Swim over!

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Hey!

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So how did he die?

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A shark jumped out
of the water and got him.

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Just like that.

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I just spoke to him on Saturday.

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He was so excited.

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He thanked me for the binoculars.

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He said he had
observed the mating rituals.

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It was too much to stand by for.

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Yes, he flew halfway around the
world to watch birds do it on a beach.

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And it killed him.

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We need to tell Astrid.

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Oh, must we?

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She's already
such a morbid little thing.

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As if I can even reach her.

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We're barely on speaking terms.

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Oh, what killed Charles?

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To know I had to cancel my show.

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Bonjour, nie, ajame!

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What did he say?

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Nie sommes!

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Bonjour, seu.

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Down the hall, second door on the right.

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Take a number.

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Someone will help you.

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Eventually.

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God damn foreigners.

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Hey, Toots, you're
not supposed to be back here.

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Don't make me tell you twice.

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Where is Beetlejuice?

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When you're all in your
third kid in second divorce,

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we'll see who gets the last laugh.

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Perfect.

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Leave me alone.

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So it's settled, we'll
bring Charles home to Winter River.

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I've never hosted a funeral.

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I've never hosted anything
without Charles standing there,

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watching me in awe.

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It's Astrid,
please don't leave a message.

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She wont pick up.

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Maybe I should tell Astrid about Charles.

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Might be easier coming from
a non-feminine masculine archetype.

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Well, there aren't
any men left in the family.

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No offense taken, Delia.

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I'll be a member
of the family soon enough.

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In fact, I might be
the perfect person to tell her,

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having just lost my own grandfather.

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You did? When?

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40 years ago.

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But in my child body, that's yesterday.

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I'm gonna tell Astrid, okay?

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Just give me a few
minutes before you come up.

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And now, I'll handle this.

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Astrid!

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Astrid!

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Astrid!

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Stop torturing your mother.

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I know I usually
find it funny and only fair

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after the way she
treated me when she was your age.

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But not today.

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Your mommy's lost her daddy.

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You've lost your grandpa.

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And I've lost my horny handyman.

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Charles.

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Charles!

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Oh, Charles!

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I can't believe grandpa's dead.

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He was like the only
semi-normal person in this family.

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We're gonna be in
Winter River for a few weeks.

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What do you mean for a few weeks?

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I thought we were
just going to the funeral.

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We need to clear out the house.

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Grandpa loved that place.

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Yes, and we are going to
honor him with a grief collective.

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A grief collective?

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I am seeing a
semi-multimedia visual manifesto of our loss.

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What does loss look like?
Is it just tears? A headstone?

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Wilting gladioli?

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No, we need to unpack the art of sorrow!

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Yeah, that sounds really dramatic.

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I can't go.

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I'm our school rep for our
student environmental conference next week.

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Presenting our
demands on climate change action.

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I spoke with the
principal and they cleared it.

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She actually thinks
it's a really good idea.

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Well, I guess when you
donate an entire art center,

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the principal becomes
your little puppet on a string.

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Well, you're free
to reject your inheritance

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when you're living
high off a tree hugger's salary.

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What?

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No, no.

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Jesus, people already
know that Lydia Deetz is my mom.

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Okay, can you stop
being a freak for like one second?

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Go back.

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Why?

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All right, people already know
you'd rather spend more time with ghosts

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than your own daughter.

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Jesus, Bob.

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Can't you see I'm concentrating here?

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You know Bob, long distance
relationships can be difficult,

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especially when one of you is dead
and the other's ignoring you for 30 years.

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But Lydia and I, we
have a definite psychic connection.

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Please hold.

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Afterlife call center?

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Please hold.

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And I'll tell you something.

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She definitely saw me that last time.

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I feel a little tingle.

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I'm putting your call through now.

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I just died and she's already remarried.

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It's all in the honeymoon package.

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I'll kill the new
husband and I'll possess the ex-wife.

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I'll make her do some unseemly
things and then I'll post the pics.

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I'm needed upstairs.

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Bob, hold down the fort.

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Where am I?

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Take a number.

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Take a seat.

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I'm more of a dog person.

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You! Room 5-15, now.

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Come on.

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00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,083
Yeah, easy with the suit.

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00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:11,791
You know the protester?

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00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:17,666
Wolf Jackson, afterlife, crime units.

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Let me take a wild stab.

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Actor.

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00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,375
Not just any actor.

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I've done it all
for six movies and a reboot.

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I became Frank Hardballer.

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Doing my own stunts was non-negotiable.

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00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:33,208
You know why?

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Authenticity.

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Correct.

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A vice cop doesn't get to a perp store

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and then call for some
ham-boned stuntman to break it down.

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Neither did I.

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You got to keep it real.

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00:20:44,541 --> 00:20:46,791
Looks like you got a
little too real there, bud.

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Who knew it was a live grenade?

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00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:54,291
Your name came up on
this case I'm investigating.

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Recognize this, puss.

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Never seen that chick before in my life.

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Or afterlife.

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Any idea why my suspect
wrote your name in this schmaltz-goo?

269
00:21:16,416 --> 00:21:18,541
Well, it’s hard to say, Wolf.

270
00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:20,083
Could be a super fan.

271
00:21:20,541 --> 00:21:21,791
You know, guys like you and me.

272
00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:24,125
We drive the gals crazy.

273
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:27,083
She collected all
her body parts, my hunches.

274
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,041
She's out for revenge.

275
00:21:29,541 --> 00:21:32,458
And you seem to be
numero uno on her hit list.

276
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,041
Yeah, wouldn’t be the first
woman who wanted to kill me.

277
00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:37,166
And kinda hard to kill a dead guy.

278
00:21:37,541 --> 00:21:38,375
This gal can.

279
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:39,958
She's a soul sucker.

280
00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:41,916
Oh, yeah, you can say that again.

281
00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:45,958
My advice?
Lay low.

282
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,708
She gets her hands
on you and you're dead dead.

283
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,416
There's no coming
back from that, Mr. Juice.

284
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,125
Roger that.

285
00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:48,500
I just don't
believe I won't see Charles again.

286
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:52,000
Stay comforted in the
knowledge that he’s in a far better place.

287
00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:55,000
Angels are guiding
him towards everlasting light.

288
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,500
And may his soul fly through
the heavenly gates like the birds

289
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:02,666
that he so adored and swore over the
fields of Elysian to the glory that is thine.

290
00:23:03,958 --> 00:23:04,333
What?

291
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,103
Haven’t been to a funeral since Dad’s.

292
00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:17,022
Death is hard.

293
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,692
Yeah, sometimes
I think life is harder.

294
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:22,903
I know.

295
00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:28,000
Listen, if you want to
talk to that therapist again...

296
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:28,750
There you go again.

297
00:23:30,166 --> 00:23:32,750
You just sidestep every
possible conversation about him.

298
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:38,250
Astrid, I loved your father, but our

299
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,041
relationship was over a
long time before the accident.

300
00:23:42,916 --> 00:23:44,666
I still don't
understand why you can't see him.

301
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:49,416
Why not?

302
00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:50,291
I wish I knew.

303
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:54,666
But this ability didn't
exactly come with instructions.

304
00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:57,791
It all started when I was your age.

305
00:23:58,375 --> 00:23:59,125
It's ironic, isn't it?

306
00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:02,625
You can apparently see any
random ghost for your shitty TV show,

307
00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:05,666
but the one ghost that
actually matters to me you can't see at all?

308
00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:27,666
We are closed!

309
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:30,000
I'm sorry to bother
you. My name's Charles Deetz.

310
00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:31,750
I feel like a little light-headed.

311
00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:33,291
Where am I?

312
00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:34,875
Damn newbies.

313
00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:37,375
You wait! In waiting room!

314
00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:39,416
Ah, alright.

315
00:24:41,625 --> 00:24:42,666
Unbelievable.

316
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,750
Hey. Who's there?

317
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,500
My ex-wife is is back.

318
00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:54,250
Well I know what you're thinking,

319
00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:57,583
When was the Juice
ever tied down?

320
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:02,083
What kind of woman could ever keep him
satisfied? Well... (speaking in foreign language)

321
00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:17,958
Oh, she's back.

322
00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:19,875
She's pissed.

323
00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:50,791
Hey.

324
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:57,291
It must be pretty noisy up
here, in here too.

325
00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:02,958
Listen, if you ever need
to process any of your emotions,

326
00:29:03,083 --> 00:29:04,083
I'm here for you.

327
00:29:07,708 --> 00:29:10,125
Emotions processed, thanks.

328
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,708
I saw you standing
at your grandfather's grave.

329
00:29:14,708 --> 00:29:15,916
Must have been a pretty dope dude.

330
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,083
Death is so like,

331
00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:24,541
that's like tragic, you know?

332
00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:28,875
If you ever wanna cry or just rage

333
00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:29,750
against some of these feelings

334
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:31,250
that you have going on in there,

335
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:34,208
I want you to know that I could be that

336
00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:38,500
kind of dope dad dude for you, you know?

337
00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:41,375
I'm good.

338
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:43,166
You know, times like
this can bring a family

339
00:29:43,166 --> 00:29:44,375
weirdly closer
together.

340
00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:46,125
On the way over here

341
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,291
I wrote a poem for your grandpa.

342
00:29:48,791 --> 00:29:49,375
Oh, did you?

343
00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:50,666
How does it go?

344
00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:55,875
It's, it's, it starts,

345
00:29:55,875 --> 00:29:59,166
it kind of like
opens on grief, obviously,

346
00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:00,208
and then acceptance.

347
00:30:02,208 --> 00:30:04,166
It's long, I didn't
memorize it or anything like that.

348
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:05,666
It's quite beautiful.

349
00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:06,916
Cut the crap, Rory.

350
00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:09,791
All right, I'm not
falling for your new age,

351
00:30:09,791 --> 00:30:11,708
overly emotional, trauma bonding,

352
00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:12,833
yoga retreat bullshit.

353
00:30:14,125 --> 00:30:16,666
I see you, because like you,

354
00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:19,541
my mom is a very broken person.

355
00:30:20,041 --> 00:30:21,750
Okay, she's a delusional fantasist.

356
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,125
You just exploit her and if
she wants to allow that to happen,

357
00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:26,083
that's on her.

358
00:30:37,375 --> 00:30:38,875
Thank you.

359
00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:43,083
Oh, if it isn't little Jane Butterfield.

360
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:44,541
Littler Jane?

361
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:47,833
Oh, it's Jane
Butterfield Lee now, we hyphenated.

362
00:30:48,458 --> 00:30:49,333
Is that Becky Dean?

363
00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:50,291
No.

364
00:30:50,458 --> 00:30:50,833
No.

365
00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:52,666
No one's here yet.

366
00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:57,083
Sample from my hubby's microbrewery.

367
00:30:57,375 --> 00:30:59,583
Micro, is that for
people with tiny houses?

368
00:31:00,541 --> 00:31:03,250
Why is your house
covered in black fabric?

369
00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:05,083
It's a mourning shroud.

370
00:31:06,083 --> 00:31:08,416
Now that Charles is
dead, so also dies this house.

371
00:31:09,458 --> 00:31:11,375
And I'm protecting it in its transition.

372
00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:13,666
To a new life with a new family.

373
00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:15,875
I can't wait to show it.

374
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,375
Buyers are already lining up.

375
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:18,541
Thanks to you, Lydia.

376
00:31:18,875 --> 00:31:21,375
Everyone wants a piece
of the original ghost house.

377
00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:22,750
Ghosts aren't real.

378
00:31:23,125 --> 00:31:25,041
Only gullible people
believe that kind of crap.

379
00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:26,916
Unless you’re trying to
pay the bills, right, Mom?

380
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:28,833
Okay, honey, here we go.

381
00:31:30,666 --> 00:31:32,250
Can I have everyone's attention, please?

382
00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:33,125
What?

383
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:35,833
We're gathered here
today to celebrate the life

384
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:37,916
of an extraordinary man.

385
00:31:38,541 --> 00:31:40,291
Now, I only had the
pleasure of meeting Charles

386
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:41,125
a few times.

387
00:31:41,125 --> 00:31:43,166
Then I can tell you
he didn't want any speeches.

388
00:31:43,708 --> 00:31:45,916
Charles hated public displays of emotion.

389
00:31:46,291 --> 00:31:51,125
Yeah, but he also chose
to live his life to the fullest.

390
00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:54,500
I am going to tear a
page out of Charles Deetz's book.

391
00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:57,750
Lydia, now I know we had always agreed

392
00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,000
to take our relationship slowly,

393
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,583
but I can't wait any longer.

394
00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:02,500
Let's get married
on your favorite holiday.

395
00:32:03,583 --> 00:32:04,833
Will you marry me on Halloween?

396
00:32:08,083 --> 00:32:09,791
That's in two days.

397
00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:11,916
Yes, I've already
spoken to Father Damien.

398
00:32:11,916 --> 00:32:12,875
The church is available.

399
00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:15,250
The Lord's sanctuary
welcomes all who seek salvation

400
00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:17,833
in everlasting
glory, just not before noon

401
00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:19,125
and between three and four.

402
00:32:19,708 --> 00:32:21,833
You're seriously
doing this at Charles’ Wake?

403
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,375
Yes, yes.

404
00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:29,875
Yes, because as we
stand here, surrounded by death,

405
00:32:30,791 --> 00:32:33,208
let us all make a
commitment to choose life,

406
00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:36,083
because I want to spend the
rest of my life with you, Lydia.

407
00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:38,958
And you, Delia.

408
00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:42,166
You, too.

409
00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:44,041
And you, again.

410
00:32:45,166 --> 00:32:45,791
What do you say?

411
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:51,000
I can't commit to this right now.

412
00:32:53,416 --> 00:32:56,250
Oh, all right.

413
00:32:58,666 --> 00:33:01,625
Just too much loss.

414
00:33:01,625 --> 00:33:02,708
What do you mean?

415
00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:04,458
Well, there's the death of Charles,

416
00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:05,583
of course the death of my grandfather,

417
00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:10,041
which you know
about, and now the death of us.

418
00:33:10,041 --> 00:33:13,208
Oh, don't, come on, I didn't mean that.

419
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:15,250
You wanted to take
life's great big bungee jump

420
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:16,208
right beside me.

421
00:33:16,208 --> 00:33:17,625
No safety nets, right?

422
00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:22,250
I guess the only thing
bungee jumping today is love.

423
00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:23,833
And that cord just snapped.

424
00:33:24,375 --> 00:33:26,750
Oh, come on, Rory, I love you.

425
00:33:27,541 --> 00:33:28,416
I love you.

426
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:33,583
What are we waiting for?

427
00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:37,166
Okay, I guess.

428
00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:41,625
Oh my God.

429
00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:46,958
She said yes.

430
00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:49,708
She said yes.

431
00:33:51,958 --> 00:33:52,458
Astrid!

432
00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:05,000
Oh, sorry.

433
00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:06,791
(horn honking)

434
00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:08,208
Sorry.

435
00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:08,791
Watch out.

436
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:24,583
Are you okay?

437
00:35:32,416 --> 00:35:32,833
Are you okay?

438
00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:33,625
What happened?

439
00:35:36,791 --> 00:35:37,166
I’ll live.

440
00:35:38,625 --> 00:35:39,458
What are you reading?

441
00:35:40,625 --> 00:35:41,750
Crime and punishment.

442
00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:43,000
One of those.

443
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:43,875
One of those.

444
00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:45,041
What was it, was that?

445
00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:46,250
Nothing.

446
00:35:46,958 --> 00:35:47,583
I've read it three times.

447
00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:48,625
Did you really?

448
00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:49,500
Yeah.

449
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:51,458
Pain and suffering are always inevitable.

450
00:35:52,166 --> 00:35:52,500
Yes.

451
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:54,125
Yeah, go ahead.

452
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:57,000
I can't believe
you're quoting Dostoevsky.

453
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,625
That's where he had been all my life.

454
00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:05,500
So how long have
you been in Wanchu River?

455
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,000
My whole life.

456
00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:08,875
I've never seen you around before.

457
00:36:09,291 --> 00:36:11,000
Yeah, this is just a temporary layover

458
00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,291
for my grandpa's funeral.

459
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:15,375
And so my mom's janky fiancee

460
00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:17,500
turned it into a
de facto engagement party.

461
00:36:17,916 --> 00:36:19,166
Yeah, he announced their wedding date.

462
00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:20,750
Wow.

463
00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:22,791
That's different.

464
00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:24,416
Oh yeah, if you knew my mom,

465
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:25,666
that's actually pretty on brand for her.

466
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,541
Is your dad in the picture?

467
00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:34,000
Yeah, he was a free spirit.

468
00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:36,333
Defender of hopeless causes.

469
00:36:36,916 --> 00:36:38,291
When they split, he went to Brazil.

470
00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:40,583
He was trying to save the rainforest.

471
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:45,166
But my mom grew up
here, that old house on the hill.

472
00:36:46,541 --> 00:36:47,541
Wait, the ghost house?

473
00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:49,875
Is your mom Lydia Deetz?

474
00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:51,541
Unfortunately.

475
00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:53,291
She's a legend.

476
00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:55,500
Well yeah, if you
believe in supernatural bullshit.

477
00:36:56,916 --> 00:36:57,333
You don't?

478
00:36:59,250 --> 00:36:59,625
No.

479
00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:02,333
I only believe in
things that I could see.

480
00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:04,208
You know science, facts.

481
00:37:07,958 --> 00:37:08,708
Yeah, it's gonna keep going.

482
00:37:10,416 --> 00:37:11,333
Back to the insanity.

483
00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:15,208
I'm sorry about your fence,
by the way.

484
00:37:15,208 --> 00:37:16,541
You can tell your
parents my mom will pay for that.

485
00:37:16,541 --> 00:37:18,916
That's okay, they won't even notice.

486
00:37:20,541 --> 00:37:24,500
Uh, well listen, I'll be here tomorrow

487
00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:28,041
if you want a break from the insanity.

488
00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:03,666
Witness confirmed our suspect

489
00:38:03,666 --> 00:38:05,458
as the Soul Sucker from lost and found.

490
00:38:06,333 --> 00:38:07,458
Wanna hear the weird part, Chief?

491
00:38:07,583 --> 00:38:08,041
Hit me.

492
00:38:08,541 --> 00:38:11,166
After she turned the
owner into a human pancake,

493
00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:13,666
she stole her
wedding dress from the conveyor.

494
00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:17,208
Of course, this
stapled sicko has her twisted heart

495
00:38:17,541 --> 00:38:20,791
set on a romantic reunion with Mr. Juice.

496
00:38:21,291 --> 00:38:24,416
She won't stop
killing until she walks him back

497
00:38:24,791 --> 00:38:25,541
down the aisle.

498
00:38:28,166 --> 00:38:31,791
Cases like this make me
wonder why I even became a cop.

499
00:38:34,791 --> 00:38:36,666
You're not a cop, you're an actor.

500
00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:38,291
Thank you, Janet.

501
00:38:39,791 --> 00:38:40,583
You keep me real.

502
00:38:41,041 --> 00:38:43,166
Should we take this
Beetlejuice into protective custody?

503
00:38:43,541 --> 00:38:44,416
If you can find him.

504
00:38:44,916 --> 00:38:46,208
He's probably lying low.

505
00:38:47,041 --> 00:38:48,291
Scared out of his mind.

506
00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:55,500
Little higher, boys.

507
00:38:56,583 --> 00:38:58,333
Can't let Dolores get through that door.

508
00:39:05,708 --> 00:39:08,416
Bob, like looking in a mirror.

509
00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:12,166
You see, Bob, in service of my decoy,

510
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:13,541
you'd walk in front of me at all times.

511
00:39:13,708 --> 00:39:16,791
That way she'd suck your
soul while I make mine getaway.

512
00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:19,041
Comprende?

513
00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:33,916
Now's my chance.

514
00:39:46,041 --> 00:39:46,750
What?

515
00:39:47,291 --> 00:39:48,333
Why?

516
00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:51,541
No, no, no!

517
00:39:51,833 --> 00:39:52,416
What's wrong?

518
00:39:52,541 --> 00:39:54,416
I'm trying to capture
the perfect primal scream.

519
00:39:54,666 --> 00:39:56,166
I'm going to blow it
up, mount it on the wall,

520
00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:58,041
and I invite all of you to do the same.

521
00:39:59,041 --> 00:39:59,750
Why?

522
00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:00,666
For the COLLECTiVE ;)

523
00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:03,291
We cannot sincerely
celebrate all that was good

524
00:40:03,291 --> 00:40:04,708
about our dearly departed.

525
00:40:05,166 --> 00:40:08,291
Not until we released the
horror that they inflicted upon us.

526
00:40:08,541 --> 00:40:10,291
What awful thing
did Grandpa ever do to you?

527
00:40:10,916 --> 00:40:12,333
He bought this house without telling me.

528
00:40:16,541 --> 00:40:17,208
Oh my God.

529
00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:20,458
I was helpfully
getting some boxes in town

530
00:40:20,458 --> 00:40:21,583
and I heard you screaming.

531
00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:22,208
Are you all right?

532
00:40:22,291 --> 00:40:23,208
It was Delia.

533
00:40:24,666 --> 00:40:25,333
Oh, Delia.

534
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:26,791
I'm good.

535
00:40:27,791 --> 00:40:28,541
Ignore her.

536
00:40:29,291 --> 00:40:30,791
I was very thoughtful of you.

537
00:40:30,791 --> 00:40:32,416
Ask her, can you give
him a hand with the boxes?

538
00:40:33,541 --> 00:40:36,041
I told the movers to
come a week from today, all right?

539
00:40:36,041 --> 00:40:37,916
I think that'll give us
all time to get over our grief

540
00:40:37,916 --> 00:40:39,791
and our trauma,
and then after the wedding,

541
00:40:39,791 --> 00:40:41,666
I think we should go back
and we gotta finish those shows.

542
00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:44,875
Maybe Mom can get the ghosts in
the attic to give use a hand.

543
00:40:45,291 --> 00:40:47,000
Adam and Barbara Maitland.

544
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,083
They're not here anymore.

545
00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:49,958
Why, they found a better house to haunt?

546
00:40:50,208 --> 00:40:52,791
No, we found a
loophole and they moved on.

547
00:40:53,666 --> 00:40:55,541
How convenient.

548
00:42:56,083 --> 00:42:57,541
I thought I lost those.

549
00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:02,666
That was taken at an
all-night Mario Bava horror fest.

550
00:43:02,666 --> 00:43:05,958
I was nine months pregnant with you.

551
00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:08,666
My water broke during Kill Baby Kill.

552
00:43:10,208 --> 00:43:11,333
Dad's favorite movie.

553
00:43:11,583 --> 00:43:12,041
Yeah.

554
00:43:12,541 --> 00:43:13,250
Can I keep this?

555
00:43:14,666 --> 00:43:15,166
Yeah.

556
00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:18,166
I really like that
model of Winter River, too.

557
00:43:19,083 --> 00:43:19,791
Did Grandpa make that?

558
00:43:20,541 --> 00:43:23,291
No, that belonged to the Matelands.

559
00:43:23,416 --> 00:43:25,833
You know, the non-existent ghost couple.

560
00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:36,291
Oh, I found that on the floor.

561
00:43:37,125 --> 00:43:38,041
Yeah, who's Beetlejuice?

562
00:43:38,166 --> 00:43:40,125
Don't ever say that name.

563
00:43:40,375 --> 00:43:40,916
Not ever.

564
00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:42,166
Beetlejuice.

565
00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:43,375
No, Astrid!

566
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:44,166
I am serious.

567
00:43:44,166 --> 00:43:47,125
If you say that name three
times, really bad stuff is gonna happen.

568
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,875
In fact, this attic is off limits.

569
00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:51,125
Do you understand me?

570
00:43:51,166 --> 00:43:52,625
Yeah, I understand that you're crazy.

571
00:44:08,750 --> 00:44:09,625
Oh, my God, it's you.

572
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,541
I thought a moose was about to attack me.

573
00:44:12,166 --> 00:44:13,750
It's breathing exercises.

574
00:44:14,666 --> 00:44:16,041
Try seeing ghosts every day.

575
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:18,500
Astrid!

576
00:44:20,291 --> 00:44:20,791
Let her be.

577
00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:22,541
She hates me.

578
00:44:23,125 --> 00:44:24,166
[ Laughs ]

579
00:44:24,541 --> 00:44:26,916
Somehow, Richard's
death is still my fault.

580
00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:28,750
You blame me for your mother's.

581
00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:30,166
She's not dead.

582
00:44:30,875 --> 00:44:32,375
And I didn't blame you.

583
00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:33,500
I resented you.

584
00:44:33,875 --> 00:44:34,625
There's a difference.

585
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,875
You weren't very nice.

586
00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:38,625
No, you barely acknowledge my existence.

587
00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:40,666
But we've done all right, haven't we?

588
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:41,250
Yeah.

589
00:44:41,625 --> 00:44:45,041
Ever since I sold out and
got famous, we have gotten closer.

590
00:44:45,375 --> 00:44:47,125
No, I started liking you before that.

591
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:49,500
Whoo!

592
00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:50,666
Whoo!

593
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:51,875
Whoo!

594
00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:53,500
Again with the creepy breathing!

595
00:44:53,916 --> 00:44:54,375
It works.

596
00:44:54,791 --> 00:44:57,375
I learned it at the
survivor's retreat where I met Rory.

597
00:44:57,625 --> 00:44:58,166
Of course you did.

598
00:44:58,416 --> 00:45:01,000
I was in shock after Richard died,

599
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,875
and I was working
on my unresolved feelings,

600
00:45:03,125 --> 00:45:06,125
and Rory had just lost
his fiancé in a skiing accident.

601
00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:09,791
We were in the same
sorrow circle, and we connected.

602
00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:10,666
Yeah.

603
00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:13,750
He was turned on by you
at the lowest point in your life.

604
00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:15,625
But this isn't about him.

605
00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:17,166
Astrid found this in the attic.

606
00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:18,291
Ew.

607
00:45:19,125 --> 00:45:19,375
So?

608
00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:21,000
So.

609
00:45:21,875 --> 00:45:24,250
Every now and then, I feel his presence.

610
00:45:24,250 --> 00:45:26,791
Like he's lurking
somewhere, just out of reach.

611
00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:29,791
But neatly, I'm seeing him again.

612
00:45:30,375 --> 00:45:33,291
And I was really hoping this
was all in my head, but now this?

613
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:35,875
Lydia, you need to take back your life.

614
00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:38,125
From the hangar honors, from this thing.

615
00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:42,416
Where is the obnoxious little goth
girl who tormented me all those years ago?

616
00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:44,166
It's time to find her.

617
00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:56,875
[dog barking]

618
00:45:59,166 --> 00:45:59,750
Hey.

619
00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:00,250
Hey.

620
00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:05,250
[dog barking]

621
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:07,791
Jeremy, is that you?

622
00:46:07,791 --> 00:46:08,041
Yeah.

623
00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:11,125
Mom, I'm just going to
be upstairs with a point of--

624
00:46:11,125 --> 00:46:12,125
Okay, have fun.

625
00:46:14,041 --> 00:46:14,375
[indistinct chatter]

626
00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:17,500
Hey, Dad.

627
00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:18,625
[indistinct chatter]

628
00:46:18,625 --> 00:46:20,500
He just lives in that room.

629
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:33,250
You got to let a 90 is vinyl.

630
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:34,916
Are we finding this eBay?

631
00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:37,375
No, I troll old record stores.

632
00:46:38,166 --> 00:46:40,125
I don't trust what I can't touch.

633
00:46:41,375 --> 00:46:43,000
[singing]

634
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,250
Handbook for the recently deceased.

635
00:46:47,625 --> 00:46:49,875
Yeah, I got that at a yard sale in town.

636
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:52,000
Illustrations are pretty gnarly.

637
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:54,750
Yeah, it looks like the kind
of crappy book my mom would write.

638
00:46:56,750 --> 00:46:57,625
What's the deal with your parents?

639
00:46:57,916 --> 00:47:02,875
Well, my mom spends every
waking hour in the kitchen stress baking,

640
00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:07,166
and my dad used to work at the
paper mill, but then he had an accident,

641
00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:09,291
so now he's a full-time couch potato.

642
00:47:10,375 --> 00:47:12,416
Can't wait to get
out of this shitty town.

643
00:47:14,625 --> 00:47:19,000
You must have been to a lot of
places traveling with a famous mom.

644
00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:20,250
Not really.

645
00:47:21,541 --> 00:47:22,750
My dad's more of the traveler anyway.

646
00:47:23,750 --> 00:47:24,916
We used to have this big plan,

647
00:47:24,916 --> 00:47:27,291
but we were going to visit
the top 10 creepiest places on Earth,

648
00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:30,166
so Tower of London and Dracula's Castle,

649
00:47:30,375 --> 00:47:33,916
and then we never
got the chance to do it.

650
00:47:34,916 --> 00:47:35,291
What happened?

651
00:47:36,625 --> 00:47:37,375
A boat accident.

652
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,750
Yeah, they searched the Amazon
for a week, and they never found his boat.

653
00:47:45,750 --> 00:47:46,250
You're really missing.

654
00:47:48,791 --> 00:47:49,000
Yeah.

655
00:47:50,375 --> 00:47:52,875
You know, I at least would have
liked to have gotten the chance to say goodbye.

656
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:57,500
But can your mom, I
don't know, like contact him or...?

657
00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:00,125
She claims she can't even see him.

658
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:00,875
Why not?

659
00:48:01,375 --> 00:48:02,000
Because she's a fraud.

660
00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:05,166
Well, I think
that's... it's a little harsh.

661
00:48:06,791 --> 00:48:08,500
Uh, well, tomorrow's Halloween.

662
00:48:09,041 --> 00:48:09,375
I know.

663
00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:11,000
Used to be my favorite holiday.

664
00:48:12,250 --> 00:48:15,875
Because my dad, he would go all out
and make the most age-inappropriate costumes.

665
00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:20,166
Yeah, I think I was in second
grade when I went as Monks the Scream.

666
00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:20,750
Wow.

667
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:21,250
Yeah.

668
00:48:21,625 --> 00:48:21,875
Yeah.

669
00:48:21,875 --> 00:48:22,291
It was a choice.

670
00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:25,375
But now my mom's getting
married that day, so I don't know.

671
00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:26,416
I'll probably be my least favorite now.

672
00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:28,291
What time is the wedding?

673
00:48:28,791 --> 00:48:29,125
The night.

674
00:48:30,125 --> 00:48:30,750
The witching hour.

675
00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:32,500
Future stepdad's lame idea.

676
00:48:34,291 --> 00:48:38,625
Well, why don't you come over earlier?

677
00:48:40,625 --> 00:48:42,791
Uh, we could... I don't know.

678
00:48:42,791 --> 00:48:46,000
We could order pizza and give out candy.

679
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,125
Only if you want to.

680
00:48:49,375 --> 00:48:52,750
I mean, that's...
that's no... no pressure.

681
00:48:57,250 --> 00:48:58,541
What's up with these creepy birds?

682
00:49:00,125 --> 00:49:02,000
Birdwatching was my dad's passion.

683
00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:05,250
Oh, I contacted that
vintage shop you love in Soho.

684
00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:08,166
They've sent a few
potential wedding dresses.

685
00:49:08,250 --> 00:49:09,625
Should be here later today.

686
00:49:10,375 --> 00:49:11,500
Great. Thanks.

687
00:49:13,416 --> 00:49:18,291
One day, uh, little bird may have
chipped our big news to a few news outlets.

688
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:19,125
Oh.

689
00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:21,041
Oh, we could sell the photos exclusively.

690
00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:22,916
Could be great press for the show.

691
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,166
Look, I'm really
excited about tying the knot.

692
00:49:26,375 --> 00:49:28,625
But can we just
keep it small and private?

693
00:49:29,625 --> 00:49:29,875
Yeah.

694
00:49:30,666 --> 00:49:31,291
Oh, sure.

695
00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:33,041
It's your big day.

696
00:49:33,750 --> 00:49:34,541
Night, whatever.

697
00:49:35,166 --> 00:49:35,541
Uh-oh.

698
00:49:37,166 --> 00:49:40,916
Yo, I got lemons for
an old... old ruby flower.

699
00:49:43,291 --> 00:49:45,291
Lydia?

700
00:49:48,541 --> 00:49:50,250
I want you out of my life.

701
00:49:51,041 --> 00:49:51,875
Did you hear me?

702
00:49:52,875 --> 00:49:53,125
Lydia?

703
00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:56,500
Who are you yelling at?

704
00:49:58,041 --> 00:49:59,875
Do you remember that couple's stare?

705
00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:01,375
I thought we saw Dr. Glickman.

706
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:03,750
He said that I was
holding something back,

707
00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:06,041
and I faced it,
you and I wouldn't evolve.

708
00:50:06,375 --> 00:50:06,916
Mm-hmm.

709
00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:08,041
Oh, he was right.

710
00:50:08,666 --> 00:50:10,666
And I'm going to tell you now,

711
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,791
in fair warning, it's
gonna sound batshit crazy.

712
00:50:15,041 --> 00:50:16,166
Are you okay with that?

713
00:50:17,250 --> 00:50:18,375
Of course. I'd love to.

714
00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:19,791
Let's break
through this barrier together.

715
00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:22,125
Oh, just give me a sec.

716
00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:27,250
When I was a teenager,

717
00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:31,000
a trickster demon
terrorized my entire family

718
00:50:31,166 --> 00:50:32,500
and tried to force me to marry him

719
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:35,416
in order to come back
to the real world for good.

720
00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:38,000
I believed he was gone forever,

721
00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:40,916
and then lately I
have been seeing him again,

722
00:50:41,166 --> 00:50:43,125
and now he is actually back,

723
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:46,791
and I don't know
why or how or what to do.

724
00:50:49,166 --> 00:50:49,875
Okay.

725
00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:51,666
So you're saying that
someone called Beatle is--

726
00:50:51,666 --> 00:50:53,125
Don't say his name.

727
00:50:53,125 --> 00:50:56,000
If you say his name
three times, he will appear.

728
00:50:58,375 --> 00:50:58,625
Okay.

729
00:50:59,166 --> 00:51:05,000
So this demon has clearly a
construct of your unpacked trauma.

730
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,416
It's trauma that
you're gonna need to face.

731
00:51:06,416 --> 00:51:07,500
Otherwise, it's just gonna get worse.

732
00:51:07,750 --> 00:51:11,000
He's not a
construct. He is literally a demon.

733
00:51:12,541 --> 00:51:14,250
I know this is a big step for you,

734
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,375
but in the words of Dr. Glickman,

735
00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:18,416
I'm gonna give you the push you need.

736
00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:22,250
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

737
00:51:30,166 --> 00:51:31,125
What just happened?

738
00:51:32,125 --> 00:51:33,125
We're in the model.

739
00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:35,000
That's not possible.

740
00:51:39,166 --> 00:51:40,625
What the hell?

741
00:51:40,916 --> 00:51:42,666
I told you not to say his name.

742
00:51:46,166 --> 00:51:48,125
Any of these, ladies and gentlemen.

743
00:51:48,666 --> 00:51:51,375
Don't ever say that name. Not ever.

744
00:51:51,875 --> 00:51:52,875
He needs to be his now.

745
00:51:53,250 --> 00:51:55,291
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

746
00:51:55,625 --> 00:51:58,541
Is that--

747
00:51:59,166 --> 00:51:59,291
Beetlejuice.

748
00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:05,250
First of all, I
want you two kids to know,

749
00:52:05,416 --> 00:52:06,875
this is a safe space, okay?

750
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:09,541
Feel free to express
yourself. Don't be afraid.

751
00:52:09,541 --> 00:52:11,875
I sense there's an
enabler here, but we'll get to that.

752
00:52:12,250 --> 00:52:14,625
Look, dig deep and spill your guts, okay?

753
00:52:14,625 --> 00:52:15,500
Who wants to go first?

754
00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:18,375
All right, I will.

755
00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:22,750
There you go.

756
00:52:23,125 --> 00:52:24,500
See? I'm willing to do the work.

757
00:52:24,791 --> 00:52:27,291
You two kids need to get
in touch with your inner child.

758
00:52:27,791 --> 00:52:30,625
That'll be along just a jiffy.

759
00:52:32,291 --> 00:52:46,625
Everybody says he's got my eyes.

760
00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:48,166
Personally, I don't see it.

761
00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:50,375
Scram kid.

762
00:52:54,166 --> 00:52:57,250
You're just my humpback
trauma. You're just my humpback trauma.

763
00:52:57,625 --> 00:52:58,791
You're a figment of my imagination.

764
00:52:59,625 --> 00:53:01,750
Really? Is this a
figment of your imagination?

765
00:53:08,166 --> 00:53:11,166
Wait, man. Just
wait until it's over, man.

766
00:53:11,166 --> 00:53:15,625
[gasping]

767
00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:20,916
That was you stalking me.

768
00:53:21,416 --> 00:53:24,750
Hey, if stalking means
trying to remarry the love of my life,

769
00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:27,041
well, I'm guilty as charged. Come here.

770
00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:28,291
Home, home, home.

771
00:53:43,416 --> 00:53:52,625
Wherever you go, whatever you
do, I will be right here waiting for you.

772
00:53:53,916 --> 00:53:58,250
What happened? I
just had the wildest dream.

773
00:53:59,666 --> 00:54:02,166
I think we should lay off the pills.

774
00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:11,750
Snakes.

775
00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:15,250
Actually, it asks,
"Weren't they beautiful?"

776
00:54:16,125 --> 00:54:16,916
Wedding gift for Rory?

777
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:19,916
Too late. They've been defanged.

778
00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:22,500
Guaranteed harmless. And they're for me.

779
00:54:23,375 --> 00:54:27,166
In ancient Egypt, a queen would
perform a ceremony at the tomb of her pharaoh

780
00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:29,875
using snakes, a symbol of undying love.

781
00:54:30,291 --> 00:54:31,000
And you sure about that?

782
00:54:31,625 --> 00:54:34,041
We read that they were a
constant threat to raw in the underworld

783
00:54:34,041 --> 00:54:35,375
and represented total chaos.

784
00:54:35,625 --> 00:54:38,166
Okay, see, that's why
schools need more art and less reading.

785
00:54:38,250 --> 00:54:41,500
You got your wish. We're
leaving. School, pack up your things.

786
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:42,500
I'm driving you back to school.

787
00:54:42,791 --> 00:54:43,375
Wait, what happened?

788
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,625
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

789
00:54:46,291 --> 00:54:50,375
I will pay for a fleet of
movers to take everything back to Manhattan

790
00:54:50,375 --> 00:54:53,625
except that model. We
need to chop it up and burn it.

791
00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:56,750
Oh, you're calling off the wedding?

792
00:54:58,041 --> 00:55:02,416
What did that cheese ball do now?

793
00:55:02,791 --> 00:55:03,750
It's not Rory.

794
00:55:05,416 --> 00:55:07,875
He's here in the model. I saw him.

795
00:55:08,125 --> 00:55:09,791
Rory saw him too,
but he thinks it's a dream.

796
00:55:10,250 --> 00:55:11,250
Wait, we can't leave yet.

797
00:55:13,166 --> 00:55:16,000
I have plans
tomorrow with this boy that I met.

798
00:55:17,916 --> 00:55:19,875
How did you have time to meet a boy?

799
00:55:20,416 --> 00:55:21,291
You had time to get married.

800
00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:23,750
She doesn't mean it. It's just karma.

801
00:55:24,750 --> 00:55:27,666
Whatever. I was biking, and
then I kind of crashed into his fence

802
00:55:27,666 --> 00:55:30,166
and we started talking, and then he
invited me over to his place for Halloween.

803
00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:33,500
Can I go, Mom?

804
00:55:35,791 --> 00:55:36,041
Please?

805
00:55:40,166 --> 00:55:44,250
I will not allow that menace to
humanity to up-heme our family again.

806
00:55:44,750 --> 00:55:47,041
No one goes in
there. No one calls his name.

807
00:55:47,916 --> 00:55:48,791
We're going to be fine, right?

808
00:55:49,875 --> 00:55:51,166
Mom, come on. We're going to be late.

809
00:56:01,166 --> 00:56:03,125
Mom, I can't believe I'm in here.

810
00:56:03,166 --> 00:56:12,625
Are you sure this is the right address?

811
00:56:13,250 --> 00:56:15,041
Yeah. 125 Jefferson Lake.

812
00:56:16,541 --> 00:56:17,041
Don't judge.

813
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:19,750
All right, his dad just
got into an accident at work,

814
00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:20,916
and they're going through a rough patch.

815
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:23,000
He's cute.

816
00:56:24,625 --> 00:56:25,250
What are you doing?

817
00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:26,750
I was going to go say hi to his parents.

818
00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:27,750
Seriously?

819
00:56:28,666 --> 00:56:29,625
This isn't a play date.

820
00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:31,625
We're not six years
old. Nothing's going to happen.

821
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,375
All right. Okay. You're right.

822
00:56:33,875 --> 00:56:36,750
Have fun, and I'll
pick you up at 10 o'clock.

823
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:37,791
I'm not a second waiter.

824
00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:05,250
JSONVHS]

825
00:57:05,250 --> 00:57:06,750
Hi, I raided the basement.

826
00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:09,375
I remember that we
even had half this stuff.

827
00:57:10,125 --> 00:57:11,250
Yeah. You really went all out?

828
00:57:11,625 --> 00:57:11,791
Yeah.

829
00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:15,250
I like the James
Dean costume, by the way.

830
00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:15,666
Thank you.

831
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,000
Yeah. My parents think I
like more like Richie from Happy Days.

832
00:57:20,291 --> 00:57:21,625
Your costume looks great.

833
00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:24,166
Who were you supposed to be?

834
00:57:24,666 --> 00:57:25,250
Marie Curie.

835
00:57:27,750 --> 00:57:29,375
Two-time Nobel
Prize-winning French physicist

836
00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:30,250
and feminist icon.

837
00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:33,375
Oh, she was, uh, she
discovered radiation. Right?

838
00:57:33,541 --> 00:57:34,125
Yeah. Yeah.

839
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,041
Yeah, work was killing
her. She didn't even realize it.

840
00:57:37,625 --> 00:57:40,875
Well, for someone who is
dying of radiation poisoning,

841
00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,416
you look beautiful.

842
00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:47,625
I brought some candy, or a lot.

843
00:57:48,666 --> 00:57:52,000
It's probably too much,
actually, but we can, I don't know,

844
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,791
maybe binge on
whatever's left over, if you want,

845
00:57:53,791 --> 00:57:58,500
or we could start handing it
out now, if that's what you want to do.

846
00:57:58,500 --> 00:58:01,541
Yeah, I have a confession, actually.

847
00:58:03,166 --> 00:58:06,375
I'd rather stay up here with you.

848
00:58:09,750 --> 00:58:13,250
Okay. Yeah. That works, too.

849
00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:48,041
Please don't freak out.

850
00:58:48,541 --> 00:58:49,000
What are you?

851
00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:50,916
Don't you know?

852
00:58:53,166 --> 00:58:55,000
Astrid, really, you
don't have to be scared.

853
00:58:57,250 --> 00:58:57,666
You're a ghost.

854
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:04,125
My mom is telling the truth. Shit.

855
00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:06,875
When my mom and dad used to
fight, I used to steal one of my

856
00:59:06,875 --> 00:59:10,250
dad's six packs and go hide
out in the tree fort and one day...

857
00:59:12,166 --> 00:59:13,916
I slipped and fell.

858
00:59:15,625 --> 00:59:16,625
How long ago did that happen?

859
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,625
Twenty-three years, five months and
fourteen days. But who's counting? I've been

860
00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:24,000
stuck in this house for twenty-three
years. I can't go any further than that tree.

861
00:59:25,125 --> 00:59:27,375
I've just spent my
time watching the world go

862
00:59:27,375 --> 00:59:31,250
by, but then you came
along and you could see me.

863
00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:35,500
And I've been on my
own for so long, it was like a

864
00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:39,500
grenade had gone off in my
head. It was amazing. You're amazing.

865
00:59:40,416 --> 00:59:41,125
I should go.

866
00:59:41,125 --> 00:59:48,125
I know, I know, it's insane. But I
really like you and I want us to be together.

867
00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:53,125
How? You're dead. I'm
alive. That doesn't make any sense.

868
00:59:54,500 --> 01:00:02,125
Well, what if I told you that I'd
found a way to come back to be human again?

869
01:00:03,125 --> 01:00:07,250
It's all in this book. Everyone
gets one of these when they die. It's kind of

870
01:00:07,250 --> 01:00:12,416
complicated, but I can only do
it with the help of a living person.

871
01:00:14,125 --> 01:00:16,541
And you could
literally give me my life back.

872
01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:19,625
I don't know. Maybe we could ask my mom,

873
01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:21,750
because she's supposed
to be the undead expert, right?

874
01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:26,625
I'm sure she'll
give you a million reasons to

875
01:00:26,625 --> 01:00:29,416
stay away, but I'll
give you one reason to help me.

876
01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:34,875
You get to see your dad again.

877
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:52,500
I have the first
official open house a week from

878
01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:54,875
Sunday, and then we
will let the bidding war begin.

879
01:00:55,500 --> 01:00:56,125
Where's Rory?

880
01:00:56,666 --> 01:01:00,000
Supermarket, swapping
out the candy I bought for carrot

881
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,250
sticks. Because Rory loves to
fun suck everything. Even Halloween.

882
01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:08,875
You gotta run. See you at the church?
Oh, unless you're calling off the wedding.

883
01:01:09,625 --> 01:01:12,125
No, Delia. Where are you going?

884
01:01:12,541 --> 01:01:12,916
Cemetery.

885
01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:16,125
To commune with my dear husband's spirit.

886
01:01:18,291 --> 01:01:23,625
I need a skitaddle, too. I'm
co-chaperoning Lillar James Girl Scout Troop.

887
01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:28,500
We spent weeks coming up with a
group costume scene. We agreed nothing Disney.

888
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:34,000
The closest we ever got to Disney was
when Astrid dressed a Cinderella's dead mom.

889
01:01:35,541 --> 01:01:37,291
You'll never guess
what the girls came up with.

890
01:01:37,875 --> 01:01:43,166
Fruit salad. Isn't that
genius? It's healthy and non-triggering.

891
01:01:44,250 --> 01:01:45,125
I'm going as...

892
01:01:47,791 --> 01:01:51,166
reverse mortgage. Which
is mortgage spelled backwards.

893
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:53,625
Where is Astrid?

894
01:01:54,375 --> 01:01:57,791
On a date. Her first. I'm more nervous

895
01:01:57,791 --> 01:02:00,625
than she is. The
boy lives over on Jefferson.

896
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,750
Don't mention that
street. I have a listing

897
01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:05,625
that's kept me
from a perfect sales record.

898
01:02:06,375 --> 01:02:10,041
Oh, it's my own fault. The
place had been on the market for years.

899
01:02:10,625 --> 01:02:14,875
But I thought if I could sell a
murder house, it would be a feather in my cap.

900
01:02:14,875 --> 01:02:17,500
A murder house? Which house?

901
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,000
125.

902
01:02:20,541 --> 01:02:23,750
That's where I dropped Astrid
off. She was seeing a boy named Jeremy.

903
01:02:25,250 --> 01:02:28,875
Jeremy Fraser. I
didn't get his last name.

904
01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:33,875
Oh, no, it can't be him.
But Jeremy Fraser was bad news.

905
01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:37,166
Twenty-three years ago, he murdered his

906
01:02:37,166 --> 01:02:40,625
parents. The cops found
him hiding in his tree house.

907
01:02:40,625 --> 01:02:44,500
When they tried to get him out,
he fell, broke his neck, died instantly.

908
01:02:50,875 --> 01:02:52,625
That's all you have to
do to get into the afterlife?

909
01:02:53,541 --> 01:02:56,625
Draw a door with some
chalk. Oh, a knock three times?

910
01:02:56,625 --> 01:02:58,041
I'm just doing what it says in there.

911
01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:00,041
So lame.

912
01:03:10,041 --> 01:03:13,250
Maybe it's not so lame.
What do we do? We just walk through?

913
01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:17,750
I can, but since you're still
alive, you have to read that incantation first.

914
01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:23,625
Dymundo, Viborium Audio and Intertem...

915
01:03:40,416 --> 01:03:49,625
Astrid! Jeremy, is that you?

916
01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:58,125
Utslibur Interum Ambulid Alias.

917
01:03:59,875 --> 01:04:02,291
Okay. I think that worked.

918
01:04:03,625 --> 01:04:04,416
Astrid!

919
01:04:07,916 --> 01:04:08,625
Let's go see your dad.

920
01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:14,375
Astrid!

921
01:04:32,625 --> 01:04:36,250
Okay. You just wait here. I'm going
to go find out where we're supposed to go.

922
01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:37,500
Make sure to ask where my dad is.

923
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:41,500
Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry, good.

924
01:04:43,250 --> 01:04:43,750
Merry Christmas.

925
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:49,875
Thanks. Okay. We
need to go to immigration.

926
01:04:57,250 --> 01:04:59,291
Excuse me. Can I
please speak to your brother?

927
01:05:00,250 --> 01:05:03,125
My wife is in a
flamethrower. I'll get home soon.

928
01:05:03,375 --> 01:05:04,500
That's sweet. Take a number and a seat.

929
01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:12,500
Oh, dude.

930
01:05:17,750 --> 01:05:24,000
Oh, powers of the hereafter. Accept
my Charles as I have accepted his passing.

931
01:05:24,875 --> 01:05:27,250
No, I haven't. And I won't ever.

932
01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:30,166
There is no expiry date on sorrow.

933
01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:32,500
Oh, well, that's good.

934
01:05:32,541 --> 01:05:37,125
Though there is no expiry date on sorrow,

935
01:05:38,125 --> 01:05:41,250
Kings of commerce, Knights of Nazdak,

936
01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:44,500
deem him worthy to
enter the gates of your realm.

937
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:47,125
You are no more my king,

938
01:05:47,875 --> 01:05:51,625
but with the blessing
of the angels of undying love,

939
01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:54,916
I, your surviving queen,

940
01:05:55,750 --> 01:05:57,875
proudly take up the mantle of your...

941
01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:05,125
Okay. There you go. Thank you.

942
01:06:06,791 --> 01:06:08,500
You all right,
honey? You look a little manic.

943
01:06:08,875 --> 01:06:12,166
Just pray wedding generous.
Just going to go up and try on my dress,

944
01:06:12,166 --> 01:06:14,750
but don't come up because it's
about to let you see me before the ceremony.

945
01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:15,500
Sure.

946
01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:20,375
Well, hello. Who's clowning around?

947
01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:22,291
Trick or treat. Trick or treat.

948
01:06:22,875 --> 01:06:27,875
Here we are. Apples,
carrot sticks, and some bran raisins,

949
01:06:27,875 --> 01:06:29,125
because no one likes a big fat clown.

950
01:06:33,125 --> 01:06:35,625
I can't believe I'm doing this.

951
01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:38,500
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

952
01:07:08,291 --> 01:07:10,041
The juice is loose.

953
01:07:12,666 --> 01:07:15,041
I need you to tell me what this means.

954
01:07:15,041 --> 01:07:16,458
Oh, man. Let's have a look, shall we.

955
01:07:17,041 --> 01:07:19,416
Long story short,
your daughter's screwed.

956
01:07:19,666 --> 01:07:21,333
She decided to trade lives with a boy.

957
01:07:21,541 --> 01:07:24,041
He gets to come back while
She's stuck on the other side permanently.

958
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:26,458
One way ticket on the soul train.

959
01:07:26,791 --> 01:07:27,416
Soul train.

960
01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:29,916
That's right. Last
stop. The great beyond.

961
01:07:29,916 --> 01:07:34,083
She can't get on that train. You've
got to get me in there so I can get her out.

962
01:07:34,083 --> 01:07:36,791
Well, I can get you in,
but I'd say you could pro quo.

963
01:07:37,291 --> 01:07:38,791
Of course there is. What do you want?

964
01:07:39,583 --> 01:07:42,541
Well, I've got this ex-wife,
you know, and she's kind of whack-job,

965
01:07:42,541 --> 01:07:44,916
first of all, or
through. She's kind of clingy.

966
01:07:45,166 --> 01:07:46,791
So I could just get
away from her permanently.

967
01:07:46,791 --> 01:07:47,416
You want me to marry you?

968
01:07:48,041 --> 01:07:48,916
Thought you’d never ask.

969
01:07:49,291 --> 01:07:50,958
How do I know that
you're going to keep your word?

970
01:07:51,666 --> 01:07:53,041
I swear on my dead mother's...

971
01:07:53,041 --> 01:07:53,291
Yeah.

972
01:07:53,958 --> 01:07:54,416
Nice.

973
01:07:56,916 --> 01:07:59,833
Okay, fine. I'll marry you
if you help me save my daughter.

974
01:08:00,291 --> 01:08:01,166
I'm going to need that in writing.

975
01:08:01,791 --> 01:08:02,291
Give her that.

976
01:08:02,916 --> 01:08:03,083
Yeah.

977
01:08:03,083 --> 01:08:04,333
Here we go.

978
01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:08,666
I'm going to make you so happy.

979
01:08:08,916 --> 01:08:10,541
Jesus, what's the plan on getting in?

980
01:08:17,916 --> 01:08:18,041
Yeah.

981
01:08:21,041 --> 01:08:22,916
I can't exactly go
through the front door.

982
01:08:51,166 --> 01:08:53,291
Okay. you never saw us.

983
01:08:53,291 --> 01:08:54,583
Comprende?

984
01:08:55,666 --> 01:08:57,583
Bob, you and the boys stand guard.

985
01:08:58,083 --> 01:08:58,916
Nobody gets through.

986
01:09:01,833 --> 01:09:02,541
Let's go, honey.

987
01:09:23,791 --> 01:09:24,041
Treat.

988
01:09:24,541 --> 01:09:24,791
Hello.

989
01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:26,666
One each.

990
01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:28,041
Honor system.

991
01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:30,958
Asshole.

992
01:09:32,166 --> 01:09:38,208
Okay, everyone.

993
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,041
Strawberries get first pick this time.

994
01:09:40,041 --> 01:09:40,416
No crowding.

995
01:09:53,041 --> 01:09:57,416
Hands on your head, ass-wipe, or
I'll spray-paint the wall with your brains.

996
01:09:59,041 --> 01:10:00,041
Oh, no, dude.

997
01:10:01,208 --> 01:10:02,541
That was way too forced.

998
01:10:02,958 --> 01:10:04,166
Remember, throw it away.

999
01:10:05,041 --> 01:10:05,541
I'm the player.

1000
01:10:06,666 --> 01:10:07,916
You gotta keep it real.

1001
01:10:09,583 --> 01:10:11,416
Olga, what the hell is going on?

1002
01:10:11,416 --> 01:10:13,458
We got a cold 699 violation.

1003
01:10:13,833 --> 01:10:17,833
You mean to tell me a live one
illegally broke into the afterlife?

1004
01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:21,916
Time to call the Gruul Squad.

1005
01:10:23,916 --> 01:10:27,583
I need a
hard-target search for two suspects.

1006
01:10:28,708 --> 01:10:33,708
Scumbag goes by the name of
Beetlejuice and a female fleshbag.

1007
01:10:34,333 --> 01:10:35,791
One Lydia Deets.

1008
01:10:36,416 --> 01:10:40,416
Click down every door,
leave no gravestone unturned.

1009
01:10:40,791 --> 01:10:44,416
Help, sift through the
sands of Titan if you have to.

1010
01:10:45,166 --> 01:10:50,583
Then this is what you've
been training your entire deaths for.

1011
01:10:51,541 --> 01:10:52,166
And remember,

1012
01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:54,666
Gotta keep it real.

1013
01:10:55,416 --> 01:10:55,791
Yes.

1014
01:10:56,666 --> 01:11:07,083
What the hell?

1015
01:11:09,166 --> 01:11:09,708
Where am I?

1016
01:11:09,708 --> 01:11:09,916
What?

1017
01:11:10,916 --> 01:11:11,166
No.

1018
01:11:12,166 --> 01:11:13,083
No.

1019
01:11:15,416 --> 01:11:15,541
No.

1020
01:11:16,208 --> 01:11:16,416
No.

1021
01:11:16,416 --> 01:11:17,458
Oh, no.

1022
01:11:19,291 --> 01:11:19,666
Excuse me.

1023
01:11:20,166 --> 01:11:22,166
What if a mistake's been made?

1024
01:11:22,791 --> 01:11:24,541
Because I'm not supposed to be here.

1025
01:11:31,416 --> 01:11:31,583
Seriously?

1026
01:11:32,666 --> 01:11:34,916
I have global entry.

1027
01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:36,541
Is there a line for that?

1028
01:11:44,416 --> 01:11:44,666
Next.

1029
01:11:45,791 --> 01:11:48,166
Stand on the marks and
look directly into the camera.

1030
01:11:49,416 --> 01:11:50,666
Say, "Chee."

1031
01:11:53,916 --> 01:11:54,166
Hello.

1032
01:11:55,708 --> 01:11:56,291
Are you okay?

1033
01:11:58,333 --> 01:11:58,583
Oh.

1034
01:11:59,583 --> 01:12:00,541
I feel strange.

1035
01:12:00,958 --> 01:12:01,791
I feel amazing.

1036
01:12:02,916 --> 01:12:03,166
Go figure.

1037
01:12:03,583 --> 01:12:04,333
What just happened?

1038
01:12:04,333 --> 01:12:05,083
Well, it's real simple.

1039
01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:07,791
You remember the
chant that I got you to recite?

1040
01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:13,041
You agreed to swap your life for mine.

1041
01:12:14,083 --> 01:12:14,333
What?

1042
01:12:14,791 --> 01:12:17,333
I needed your life so
that I could walk free again.

1043
01:12:18,916 --> 01:12:22,708
She's got a seat on the soul
train, one way to the great beyond.

1044
01:12:23,541 --> 01:12:24,083
You hustle.

1045
01:12:24,291 --> 01:12:25,541
You can make the 835.

1046
01:12:25,916 --> 01:12:26,791
Thank you very much.

1047
01:12:26,791 --> 01:12:26,958
Wait.

1048
01:12:27,291 --> 01:12:29,291
I never agreed to this.

1049
01:12:29,458 --> 01:12:31,916
How do I cross back over?

1050
01:12:32,416 --> 01:12:34,666
Get this stamped first, window 11.

1051
01:12:35,041 --> 01:12:37,583
The transfer isn't permanent till then.

1052
01:12:37,708 --> 01:12:38,291
There's nothing coming.

1053
01:12:38,833 --> 01:12:42,291
There's nothing coming.

1054
01:12:42,416 --> 01:12:42,916
Dad?

1055
01:12:44,041 --> 01:12:44,541
A pastry.

1056
01:12:44,791 --> 01:12:45,041
Dad?

1057
01:12:45,583 --> 01:12:45,916
Dad!

1058
01:12:46,791 --> 01:12:47,166
Help me!

1059
01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:13,958
Dad?

1060
01:13:13,958 --> 01:13:24,041
A Chloe.

1061
01:13:24,041 --> 01:13:27,708
Oh again?

1062
01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:27,916
Ou.

1063
01:13:33,541 --> 01:13:37,291
oulaibang he croche meditation.

1064
01:13:37,291 --> 01:13:37,416
Teach them to PCR us
then, listen to my laptop. Go.

1065
01:13:37,416 --> 01:13:37,666
Wait.

1066
01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:41,333
Oh.

1067
01:13:41,416 --> 01:13:45,041
The song tracking where are you
going? We've got little boys are a purse

1068
01:14:13,541 --> 01:14:13,916
oh

1069
01:14:13,916 --> 01:14:14,791
This isarsh

1070
01:14:14,791 --> 01:14:22,166
All aboard this soul

1071
01:14:24,166 --> 01:14:27,291
[BLANK_AUDIO]

1072
01:14:58,083 --> 01:14:58,416
[MUSIC]

1073
01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:09,541
[NOISE]

1074
01:15:09,541 --> 01:15:11,333
[MUSIC]

1075
01:15:11,333 --> 01:15:36,458
[NOISE] By the way, I saw dad's.

1076
01:15:36,458 --> 01:15:39,666
[NOISE]

1077
01:15:39,666 --> 01:15:44,833
Hey, where are we?

1078
01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:46,291
I don't know.

1079
01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:49,458
[NOISE]

1080
01:15:49,458 --> 01:15:50,333
Hey, that's sadder.

1081
01:15:50,666 --> 01:15:52,916
All right, so we
must be on one of its rooms.

1082
01:15:54,666 --> 01:15:55,791
I swear that's their life is so random.

1083
01:16:04,041 --> 01:16:16,916
[NOISE]

1084
01:16:18,291 --> 01:16:19,791
Sandward, run!

1085
01:16:20,291 --> 01:16:24,541
[NOISE]

1086
01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:29,041
Take my hand!

1087
01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:36,083
[NOISE]

1088
01:16:36,083 --> 01:16:38,916
[NOISE]

1089
01:16:45,291 --> 01:16:57,458
[NOISE]

1090
01:17:07,458 --> 01:17:11,416
Mary Curie, after the
radiation poisoning, right?

1091
01:17:12,041 --> 01:17:12,791
I'm from the best.

1092
01:17:13,291 --> 01:17:14,208
[LAUGH]

1093
01:17:15,541 --> 01:17:16,416
We made a great kid.

1094
01:17:17,416 --> 01:17:18,833
Yeah, we did.

1095
01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:28,458
I know you can't see me, but
I chicken on you both all the time.

1096
01:17:29,541 --> 01:17:31,916
And I don't want to be the
reason that drove you to a party.

1097
01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:33,666
You need each other.

1098
01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:35,833
You make each other better.

1099
01:17:37,458 --> 01:17:38,166
Always have.

1100
01:17:40,041 --> 01:17:40,541
[NOISE]

1101
01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:43,791
We got to get back to Winter River.

1102
01:17:44,541 --> 01:17:46,291
You can't leave them
till Esther gets your life back.

1103
01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:47,541
Let's go.

1104
01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:53,166
The gold patrol
found the bridge and sealed it.

1105
01:17:53,708 --> 01:17:56,666
Any sign of Mr.
Beetlejuice or the flesh bag?

1106
01:17:56,916 --> 01:17:59,791
Still looking, but we did
find something that might help.

1107
01:18:12,291 --> 01:18:21,291
[NOISE]

1108
01:18:22,791 --> 01:18:23,041
Bob.

1109
01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:28,541
Let me tell you how this is going to go.

1110
01:18:28,958 --> 01:18:31,333
Your strip of lips will start flapping,

1111
01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:36,041
or I'll crack your itty
bitty skull like a goddamn walnut.

1112
01:18:36,291 --> 01:18:37,291
Where's Beetlejuice?

1113
01:18:45,041 --> 01:18:50,208
[MUSIC]

1114
01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:52,833
Rory?

1115
01:18:53,416 --> 01:18:56,291
I've seen these
shrunken head people everywhere.

1116
01:18:56,791 --> 01:19:00,041
I'll be not afraid, for
then eyes will see strange things.

1117
01:19:00,291 --> 01:19:01,708
Are you filled with fear and trembling?

1118
01:19:02,041 --> 01:19:02,291
Yes.

1119
01:19:02,916 --> 01:19:03,833
I'm shedding my pants.

1120
01:19:04,541 --> 01:19:06,166
What are you doing here?

1121
01:19:06,458 --> 01:19:09,083
I'm searching for the last
names to bring back into the light.

1122
01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:11,208
Why don't I give it right to the church?

1123
01:19:11,291 --> 01:19:17,416
[NOISE]

1124
01:19:21,708 --> 01:19:21,833
Sorry.

1125
01:19:22,666 --> 01:19:24,041
I'll come right back.

1126
01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:25,166
Excuse me.

1127
01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:27,208
I'm sorry.

1128
01:19:27,416 --> 01:19:28,833
I'm just late for a wedding.

1129
01:19:29,666 --> 01:19:29,958
Yes.

1130
01:19:30,416 --> 01:19:30,916
One question.

1131
01:19:31,208 --> 01:19:32,208
How do I get out of here?

1132
01:19:32,208 --> 01:19:33,708
Because someone made a terrible mistake.

1133
01:19:33,708 --> 01:19:34,333
I'm on a break.

1134
01:19:34,583 --> 01:19:35,166
Take a number.

1135
01:19:35,333 --> 01:19:35,916
Take a seat.

1136
01:19:35,916 --> 01:19:36,958
No, you see those asks.

1137
01:19:37,166 --> 01:19:37,916
They were defanged.

1138
01:19:37,916 --> 01:19:39,291
I paid extra for that.

1139
01:19:39,291 --> 01:19:40,208
Honey, you're dead okay.

1140
01:19:40,291 --> 01:19:43,291
Now take a number and sit down.

1141
01:19:46,541 --> 01:19:50,083
Is there perhaps anyone
here who has the power to help me?

1142
01:19:51,041 --> 01:19:52,666
Did that line used to work for you?

1143
01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:54,208
I'm not dead.

1144
01:19:55,416 --> 01:19:55,791
[LAUGHTER]

1145
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:56,791
Well, you know what?

1146
01:19:57,083 --> 01:19:57,916
My husband's here.

1147
01:19:58,208 --> 01:19:58,958
Charles Deets.

1148
01:19:59,166 --> 01:20:00,291
Yes, he can fix us.

1149
01:20:00,291 --> 01:20:01,958
You call him, he can
fix us, he can fix anything.

1150
01:20:01,958 --> 01:20:03,416
Not anymore, he can't.

1151
01:20:03,708 --> 01:20:05,541
Wait, wait, I know people.

1152
01:20:06,291 --> 01:20:07,791
Oh, I know people.

1153
01:20:07,791 --> 01:20:08,208
I have people.

1154
01:20:08,291 --> 01:20:08,541
What?

1155
01:20:11,291 --> 01:20:11,583
No.

1156
01:20:13,083 --> 01:20:13,583
Beetlejuice.

1157
01:20:14,291 --> 01:20:14,666
Oh, no.

1158
01:20:17,791 --> 01:20:18,666
Beetlejuice.

1159
01:20:20,041 --> 01:20:21,166
Right here.

1160
01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:23,833
I get it.

1161
01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:26,083
Now that you're dead,
you want to hang out with me.

1162
01:20:26,583 --> 01:20:28,041
Would you help me find Charles, please?

1163
01:20:28,416 --> 01:20:29,458
And then the VIP lounge?

1164
01:20:30,291 --> 01:20:30,541
Sure.

1165
01:20:31,458 --> 01:20:33,958
Just after you
helped me find my runaway bride.

1166
01:20:40,958 --> 01:20:44,916
[DOGS BARKING]

1167
01:20:44,916 --> 01:20:52,916
Where is he?

1168
01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:56,166
Tell me.

1169
01:21:00,166 --> 01:21:03,291
[SOBBING]

1170
01:21:08,291 --> 01:21:09,916
[SOBBING]

1171
01:21:10,291 --> 01:21:12,041
[SOBBING]

1172
01:21:12,291 --> 01:21:37,541
[SOBBING]

1173
01:21:37,541 --> 01:21:38,916
Don't stop that passport.

1174
01:21:43,291 --> 01:21:45,166
You're too late, man.

1175
01:21:46,166 --> 01:21:51,166
I think it was
Dostoevsky who said, later, fucker.

1176
01:21:53,291 --> 01:21:55,333
This way, follow me.

1177
01:22:00,291 --> 01:22:01,041
Next.

1178
01:22:03,458 --> 01:22:06,666
This way.

1179
01:22:07,291 --> 01:22:08,416
[SOBBING]

1180
01:22:10,291 --> 01:22:11,541
OK, this is as far as I go.

1181
01:22:12,583 --> 01:22:13,833
I love you.

1182
01:22:14,541 --> 01:22:15,541
I love you too, sweetheart.

1183
01:22:17,291 --> 01:22:18,333
Have an amazing life.

1184
01:22:19,208 --> 01:22:20,166
You take care of each other.

1185
01:22:21,291 --> 01:22:22,416
I'll see you later.

1186
01:22:45,333 --> 01:22:46,666
Thank you for saving my life.

1187
01:22:49,166 --> 01:22:51,791
I'm so sorry I never
believed that you saw ghosts and--

1188
01:22:53,291 --> 01:22:55,041
No, I'm just sorry for all of it.

1189
01:22:57,916 --> 01:22:58,708
Astrid, I--

1190
01:22:58,708 --> 01:22:59,916
Video, come on, will you?

1191
01:23:00,791 --> 01:23:02,208
Oh, my God, my wedding.

1192
01:23:02,458 --> 01:23:03,291
We're about to start.

1193
01:23:04,041 --> 01:23:05,208
Wait, with
everything that's happened tonight,

1194
01:23:05,208 --> 01:23:12,416
you know you don't have to do this, right? No, I don't have to. I
don't have to. I don't have to. I don't have to. But are you sure about this?

1195
01:23:13,166 --> 01:23:15,166
Worry loves me,
and that's gotta be enough.

1196
01:23:16,541 --> 01:23:17,291
[DISTORTED VOICES]

1197
01:23:17,291 --> 01:23:21,083
[SOBBING]

1198
01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:24,166
You lost lambs, welcome to
the lighthouse with the open arms.

1199
01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:25,166
Oh, my God.

1200
01:23:26,541 --> 01:23:28,416
I thought you got cold feet.

1201
01:23:29,041 --> 01:23:29,916
Oh, no, blame me.

1202
01:23:29,916 --> 01:23:31,208
You should just save
me from my deed from hell.

1203
01:23:31,916 --> 01:23:32,916
Who are all these people?

1204
01:23:33,166 --> 01:23:33,208
It's just a
couple of influencers.

1205
01:23:33,208 --> 01:23:34,833
I'm not a real person. I'm a real person. I'm a real
person. I'm a real person. It's just a couple of influencers.

1206
01:23:35,416 --> 01:23:36,791
Nobody under five million followers,

1207
01:23:36,791 --> 01:23:38,791
and I think we have a
Netflix executive in there.

1208
01:23:39,416 --> 01:23:40,041
We doing this?

1209
01:23:40,666 --> 01:23:40,833
Yeah.

1210
01:23:41,791 --> 01:23:42,208
Where's your dress?

1211
01:23:42,541 --> 01:23:44,041
All that matters is that I'm here now,

1212
01:23:44,041 --> 01:23:45,583
so let's just skip straight to the vows.

1213
01:23:45,916 --> 01:23:46,458
Where's Delia?

1214
01:23:46,791 --> 01:23:47,041
Yep.

1215
01:23:48,416 --> 01:23:48,958
Right here.

1216
01:23:50,791 --> 01:23:52,291
Help me calm down before the wedding.

1217
01:23:52,291 --> 01:23:53,416
I see a little jittery.

1218
01:23:53,791 --> 01:23:54,416
All right, beat it.

1219
01:23:55,166 --> 01:23:55,416
[GASPING]

1220
01:23:55,416 --> 01:23:55,583
You.

1221
01:23:56,958 --> 01:23:57,583
You hear that thing?

1222
01:23:58,666 --> 01:23:59,208
From my dream?

1223
01:23:59,291 --> 01:24:02,916
I'm really more
nightmare material, but thanks.

1224
01:24:03,416 --> 01:24:04,208
Your Beatles is loaded.

1225
01:24:04,666 --> 01:24:05,041
Ha-ha.

1226
01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:08,541
Part of the deal is you
can never, ever say my name.

1227
01:24:08,541 --> 01:24:08,666
Ever.

1228
01:24:09,291 --> 01:24:09,666
What deal?

1229
01:24:09,916 --> 01:24:11,416
The deal she made to save you.

1230
01:24:11,666 --> 01:24:12,916
By the way, you can call me dad.

1231
01:24:13,291 --> 01:24:15,333
Lydia, you agreed to marry him?

1232
01:24:16,458 --> 01:24:19,166
I was desperate,
and it was my only option.

1233
01:24:19,833 --> 01:24:21,333
Lydia, what's going on here?

1234
01:24:22,541 --> 01:24:22,833
Wow.

1235
01:24:24,666 --> 01:24:25,041
Awkward.

1236
01:24:26,416 --> 01:24:27,208
You haven't made much
progress since our last session,

1237
01:24:27,291 --> 01:24:30,208
so I'm going to
suggest some drug therapy.

1238
01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:32,083
Don't be afraid to share.

1239
01:24:32,416 --> 01:24:32,916
When you're ready.

1240
01:24:35,583 --> 01:24:35,666
[GROANING]

1241
01:24:35,666 --> 01:24:37,541
[PANTING]

1242
01:24:39,833 --> 01:24:41,666
I always thought
your whole act was bullshit.

1243
01:24:41,666 --> 01:24:44,208
I never believed in
ghosts, spirits, or any of it.

1244
01:24:44,416 --> 01:24:46,166
What? All this time?

1245
01:24:46,666 --> 01:24:47,958
Why the hell do you want to get married?

1246
01:24:48,916 --> 01:24:49,416
Money!

1247
01:24:50,041 --> 01:24:52,416
I knew I could make more as your
husband than I could as your manager.

1248
01:24:53,083 --> 01:24:55,208
And I never had a dead fiancé.

1249
01:24:56,291 --> 01:24:58,041
I just went to that survivor's retreat so

1250
01:24:58,041 --> 01:25:00,541
that I could meet
weak women and exploit them.

1251
01:25:00,916 --> 01:25:02,916
And I hit the
codependent lottery when I met you.

1252
01:25:03,916 --> 01:25:05,458
I'm on a little physical therapy.

1253
01:25:14,041 --> 01:25:17,333
We'd like to thank you all for
coming to this very special occasion,

1254
01:25:17,333 --> 01:25:19,166
but right now with like a little privacy.

1255
01:25:25,291 --> 01:25:31,041
[GROANING]

1256
01:25:31,041 --> 01:25:47,041
Where you going, Padre?

1257
01:25:49,666 --> 01:25:53,458
[GROANING]

1258
01:25:57,041 --> 01:25:58,833
Honey, I've got one more surprise.

1259
01:25:59,208 --> 01:26:00,666
Listen to my heart.

1260
01:26:01,416 --> 01:26:04,041
[GROANING]

1261
01:26:05,166 --> 01:26:08,791
Spring was never waiting for us, girl.

1262
01:26:09,541 --> 01:26:14,208
It ran one step ahead
as we followed in the dance.

1263
01:26:14,291 --> 01:26:21,708
[GROANING]

1264
01:26:22,458 --> 01:26:27,958
Between the parted pages
and we're pressed in rough subsea,

1265
01:26:27,958 --> 01:26:31,666
but I'm like a striped pair of pants.

1266
01:26:32,291 --> 01:26:38,916
[GROANING]

1267
01:26:38,916 --> 01:26:42,166
The heart, the
spark is melting in the dark.

1268
01:26:42,833 --> 01:26:46,291
All the sweet green icing's slowing down.

1269
01:26:47,291 --> 01:26:50,333
Someone left the cake out in the rain.

1270
01:26:51,333 --> 01:26:54,208
I don't think that I can take it,

1271
01:26:54,291 --> 01:26:57,458
because it took so long to bake it,

1272
01:26:57,458 --> 01:27:01,291
and I'll never have that recipe again.

1273
01:27:02,666 --> 01:27:04,041
Oh, no.

1274
01:27:10,916 --> 01:27:13,583
I recall the yellow cotton dress,

1275
01:27:14,583 --> 01:27:20,541
foaming like a wave on
the ground around your knees.

1276
01:27:27,291 --> 01:27:30,708
The birds like
tender babies in your hands

1277
01:27:31,291 --> 01:27:36,208
and the old man
playing checkers by the trees.

1278
01:27:37,291 --> 01:27:43,208
[GROANING]

1279
01:27:43,291 --> 01:27:46,666
The heart, the
spark is melting in the dark.

1280
01:27:47,291 --> 01:27:50,583
All the sweet green icing's slowing down.

1281
01:27:51,416 --> 01:27:54,666
Someone left the cake out in the rain.

1282
01:27:55,458 --> 01:28:01,333
I don't think that I can take
it, because it took so long to bake it,

1283
01:28:01,541 --> 01:28:04,666
and I'll never have that recipe again.

1284
01:28:06,583 --> 01:28:09,541
Oh, no.

1285
01:28:11,541 --> 01:28:16,458
I love a good dream sequence.

1286
01:28:18,416 --> 01:28:22,083
There would be another song for me,

1287
01:28:23,291 --> 01:28:27,083
for I will sing it.

1288
01:28:29,583 --> 01:28:32,708
I will drink the wine while it is warm,

1289
01:28:33,291 --> 01:28:38,083
and never let you
catch me looking at the sun.

1290
01:28:41,666 --> 01:28:46,333
And after all the loves of my life,

1291
01:28:47,541 --> 01:28:51,708
after all the loves of my life,

1292
01:28:51,708 --> 01:28:53,291
you'll still be the one.

1293
01:29:03,291 --> 01:29:12,416
[GROANING]

1294
01:29:22,583 --> 01:29:27,541
I will take my life into my hands,

1295
01:29:27,541 --> 01:29:30,791
that I will use it.

1296
01:29:33,291 --> 01:29:43,041
[GROANING]

1297
01:29:43,041 --> 01:29:47,041
I will win the worship in their eyes,

1298
01:29:47,708 --> 01:29:50,208
that I will use it.

1299
01:29:50,291 --> 01:29:52,291
[GROANING]

1300
01:30:20,791 --> 01:30:23,958
Mr. Juice, you violated code 699.

1301
01:30:24,291 --> 01:30:24,541
Hey.

1302
01:30:26,958 --> 01:30:27,916
Welcome, Danno.

1303
01:30:30,291 --> 01:30:31,041
Mr. Juice!

1304
01:30:34,666 --> 01:30:36,041
What the f--

1305
01:30:37,416 --> 01:30:38,541
I'm back.

1306
01:30:44,041 --> 01:30:46,291
Sweetheart, you look fantastic.

1307
01:30:46,833 --> 01:30:48,958
You look so put together.

1308
01:30:49,291 --> 01:30:49,916
It's mine.

1309
01:30:50,333 --> 01:30:52,166
It's me, not you.

1310
01:30:52,416 --> 01:30:52,791
You know what?

1311
01:30:53,291 --> 01:30:55,208
I've been going
through a lot of changes lately,

1312
01:30:55,583 --> 01:30:57,541
kind of a mid-afterlife crisis, I guess.

1313
01:30:57,791 --> 01:31:01,541
Your soul belongs to
me, my love, for eternity.

1314
01:31:02,041 --> 01:31:03,833
You don't want to
spend your eternity with me.

1315
01:31:04,083 --> 01:31:05,083
I'm a lone wolf.

1316
01:31:05,416 --> 01:31:06,583
You need a soul mate.

1317
01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:09,291
Somebody really sees you, for instance.

1318
01:31:12,791 --> 01:31:16,791
I need something to draw with.

1319
01:31:19,833 --> 01:31:28,541
[PANTING]

1320
01:31:28,541 --> 01:31:33,666
[GROANING]

1321
01:31:34,291 --> 01:31:35,916
The sun of the arena.

1322
01:31:38,458 --> 01:31:38,916
[GROANING]

1323
01:31:38,916 --> 01:31:40,333
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

1324
01:31:40,333 --> 01:31:43,541
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

1325
01:31:45,291 --> 01:31:51,583
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

1326
01:31:51,583 --> 01:31:52,791
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

1327
01:31:52,791 --> 01:31:54,291
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

1328
01:31:54,291 --> 01:31:55,666
[SPEAKING SPANISH] [PANTING]

1329
01:32:05,291 --> 01:32:05,583
Let's go.

1330
01:32:05,916 --> 01:32:06,041
Hey.

1331
01:32:07,666 --> 01:32:08,291
We had a deal.

1332
01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:10,333
She didn't have to marry you.

1333
01:32:10,958 --> 01:32:11,291
What?

1334
01:32:11,291 --> 01:32:12,541
You violated code 699.

1335
01:32:13,291 --> 01:32:15,916
Yet you illegally
brought my mom into the afterlife.

1336
01:32:16,166 --> 01:32:17,916
According to that book,
that contract is null and void.

1337
01:32:21,666 --> 01:32:24,166
Look, I'm sorry things
didn't work out between us,

1338
01:32:24,166 --> 01:32:27,791
but the 600-year age gap
was a little bit much for me.

1339
01:32:28,541 --> 01:32:30,541
Beetlejuice.

1340
01:32:33,791 --> 01:32:34,041
Beetlejuice.

1341
01:32:34,041 --> 01:32:34,541
[GROANING]

1342
01:32:36,083 --> 01:32:36,833
Beetlejuice.

1343
01:32:37,083 --> 01:32:39,791
[GROANING]

1344
01:32:39,791 --> 01:32:41,208
[GROANING]

1345
01:32:42,291 --> 01:32:47,416
Beetlejuice.

1346
01:32:47,708 --> 01:32:49,541
[GROANING]

1347
01:32:49,541 --> 01:32:51,916
[GASP]

1348
01:32:51,916 --> 01:32:56,166
[GROANING]

1349
01:32:56,416 --> 01:32:57,666
Should have got married in Vegas.

1350
01:33:06,541 --> 01:33:07,791
Looks like we're a little late, boys.

1351
01:33:10,041 --> 01:33:11,958
Tape off the crime
scene, call in forensics,

1352
01:33:12,208 --> 01:33:14,166
and keep the goddamn media away.

1353
01:33:14,833 --> 01:33:17,583
Little lady, you
just popped his Beetlejuice.

1354
01:33:18,166 --> 01:33:19,083
Say your goodbyes.

1355
01:33:19,416 --> 01:33:22,416
You can take your selfie
now if you like, but make it quick.

1356
01:33:23,333 --> 01:33:24,458
[COUGHING]

1357
01:33:24,916 --> 01:33:26,291
Sister, you're coming with me.

1358
01:33:26,291 --> 01:33:27,041
What? What?

1359
01:33:27,291 --> 01:33:28,041
Delia, what did you do?

1360
01:33:28,291 --> 01:33:31,333
I fell for a scam, and I'm
counting on you to claim a refund.

1361
01:33:32,666 --> 01:33:34,291
Those snakes were
actually poisonous, weren't they?

1362
01:33:34,541 --> 01:33:34,791
Yeah.

1363
01:33:35,291 --> 01:33:36,291
So I died of embarrassment.

1364
01:33:37,791 --> 01:33:38,833
Your work's gonna go up in value.

1365
01:33:40,041 --> 01:33:40,958
Oh, oh, well then.

1366
01:33:41,291 --> 01:33:41,541
Mm-hmm.

1367
01:33:42,333 --> 01:33:44,666
Delia, I'll miss you.

1368
01:33:44,666 --> 01:33:45,291
No, you won't.

1369
01:33:45,583 --> 01:33:47,208
I'll find Charles and we'll hunt you both

1370
01:33:47,291 --> 01:33:48,916
until you beg us to move on.

1371
01:33:49,666 --> 01:33:51,291
Nice work for a couple of flesh bags.

1372
01:33:51,708 --> 01:33:53,791
Don't come knocking until it's your time.

1373
01:33:53,791 --> 01:33:56,583
And in the meantime,
remember, you gotta keep it real.

1374
01:33:57,416 --> 01:33:58,041
Come on, beautiful.

1375
01:33:58,541 --> 01:34:00,166
We gotta date with the commission.

1376
01:34:00,541 --> 01:34:00,666
Oh.

1377
01:34:07,291 --> 01:34:09,208
[SIGHS]

1378
01:34:13,041 --> 01:34:19,416
[SIGHS]

1379
01:34:19,416 --> 01:34:26,041
[SIGHS]

1380
01:34:26,041 --> 01:34:29,958
[SIGHS]

1381
01:34:29,958 --> 01:34:30,416
[SIGHS]

1382
01:34:30,416 --> 01:34:30,458
[SIGHS]

1383
01:34:30,541 --> 01:34:32,291
We all can stay

1384
01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:34,458
We all can stay

1385
01:34:46,791 --> 01:34:48,166
Charles!

1386
01:34:49,625 --> 01:34:50,416
Delia!

1387
01:34:53,458 --> 01:34:55,000
I can't believe you're here!

1388
01:34:57,541 --> 01:34:58,375
Oh, Charles.

1389
01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:00,541
I'm so happy to see you.

1390
01:35:01,166 --> 01:35:02,291
Oh, Charles.

1391
01:35:02,291 --> 01:35:04,333
Look what happened to me!

1392
01:35:06,416 --> 01:35:08,416
This is the 10-13

1393
01:35:08,416 --> 01:35:11,125
to the great beyond.

1394
01:35:11,333 --> 01:35:12,583
All aboard!

1395
01:35:12,583 --> 01:35:14,416
The Soul Train.

1396
01:35:25,583 --> 01:35:27,750
I want to thank
all you ghosties out there

1397
01:35:27,750 --> 01:35:29,625
for all your support over the years.

1398
01:35:30,583 --> 01:35:32,333
But this is my last show.

1399
01:35:33,958 --> 01:35:36,875
I have spent so much
time talking to the dead.

1400
01:35:37,583 --> 01:35:38,958
It's time I started living.

1401
01:35:42,458 --> 01:35:45,250
I want to make
memories with the people I love

1402
01:35:45,250 --> 01:35:47,958
rather than be haunted by them later.

1403
01:37:03,958 --> 01:37:05,500
Oh, my God, what is that?

1404
01:37:28,958 --> 01:37:30,833
Mommy!

1405
01:37:40,958 --> 01:37:43,250
I just had the weirdest dream.