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Hello, thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.
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Hello, thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.
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Thank you so much. You're very kind.
Thank you all for coming,
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Thank you so much. You're very kind.
Thank you all for coming,
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and, of course,
thank you for tuning in at home.
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and, of course,
thank you for tuning in at home.
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Good evening, everyone.
Welcome to The Jonathan Ross Show.
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Good evening, everyone.
Welcome to The Jonathan Ross Show.
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Now, tomorrow sees the start of
the World Cup in Qatar, of course.
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Now, tomorrow sees the start of
the World Cup in Qatar, of course.
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Football as it's meant to be played,
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in 30-degrees heat in November
in a desert.
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in 30-degrees heat in November
in a desert.
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Who planned this World Cup?
Liz Truss?
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Who planned this World Cup?
Liz Truss?
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LAUGHTER
I mean, it's a...
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Shall we start by saying
who's on the show tonight?
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Shall we start by saying
who's on the show tonight?
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
OK.
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He's the biggest thing to come out
of Southampton since The Titanic.
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He's the biggest thing to come out
of Southampton since The Titanic.
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It's the king
of British garage and R&B,
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It's the king
of British garage and R&B,
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Craig David, ladies and gentlemen!
Craig, how lovely to have you back.
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Craig David, ladies and gentlemen!
Craig, how lovely to have you back.
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Craig David, ladies and gentlemen!
Craig, how lovely to have you back.
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She's Canadian comedy royalty.
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She's Canadian comedy royalty.
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It's the delightfully uncompromising
and very, very funny Katherine Ryan.
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It's the delightfully uncompromising
and very, very funny Katherine Ryan.
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It's the delightfully uncompromising
and very, very funny Katherine Ryan.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Lovely to have you, Katherine.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Lovely to have you, Katherine.
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One of the stars
of Strictly Come Dancing,
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One of the stars
of Strictly Come Dancing,
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also Dancing On Ice,
The Greatest Dancer,
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and Let's Dance - I think you see
there's a theme there.
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and Let's Dance - I think you see
there's a theme there.
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It's the wonderful Oti Mabuse!
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It's the wonderful Oti Mabuse!
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Oti.
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Also with us this evening,
an American acting legend
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Also with us this evening,
an American acting legend
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who you know most recently
from Stranger Things.
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who you know most recently
from Stranger Things.
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It's Papa himself - Matthew Modine!
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It's Papa himself - Matthew Modine!
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Papa.
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Plus we have
a rising star of stand-up,
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Plus we have
a rising star of stand-up,
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who took this year's
Edinburgh Festival by storm.
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who took this year's
Edinburgh Festival by storm.
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I'm delighted he's on the show.
The hilarious Josh Jones!
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I'm delighted he's on the show.
The hilarious Josh Jones!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Hi!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Hi!
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And as if that weren't enough,
we've got great music tonight.
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And as if that weren't enough,
we've got great music tonight.
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It's a bad that are fresh
from their number one debut album.
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It's a bad that are fresh
from their number one debut album.
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They've had five Grammy nominations.
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They've had five Grammy nominations.
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I love them, I love their music,
I love their name. It's Wet Leg!
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I love them, I love their music,
I love their name. It's Wet Leg!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Wet Leg in all their glory.
OK, so, just before that,
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Wet Leg in all their glory.
OK, so, just before that,
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a video that's captured
everyone's attention this week.
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a video that's captured
everyone's attention this week.
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I dunno if you've seen it.
If you haven't, you'll enjoy it.
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I dunno if you've seen it.
If you haven't, you'll enjoy it.
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It's a Kenyan newsreader
who is trying to do a live broadcast
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It's a Kenyan newsreader
who is trying to do a live broadcast
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under some very difficult
circumstances. Take a look at this.
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under some very difficult
circumstances. Take a look at this.
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Human actions
are destroying habitats,
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Human actions
are destroying habitats,
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decimating our entire ecosystem,
and disrupting the circle of life.
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decimating our entire ecosystem,
and disrupting the circle of life.
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decimating our entire ecosystem,
and disrupting the circle of life.
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And with the rise in drought cases,
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it is up to us to be guardians
of our own natural world,
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it is up to us to be guardians
of our own natural world,
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save our wild species,
and provide a home...
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save our wild species,
and provide a home...
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HE LAUGHS
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APPLAUSE
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APPLAUSE
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Shall we get my first guests out,
ladies and gentlemen?
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Shall we get my first guests out,
ladies and gentlemen?
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Why don't we? Here they are,
it's Oti Mabuse and Katherine Ryan.
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Why don't we? Here they are,
it's Oti Mabuse and Katherine Ryan.
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Oti!
There's food now!
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Oti!
There's food now!
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Hello!
Great to see you.
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Hello.
Lovely to see you.
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Hi.
Wow! Look at the sparkle!
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This is proper glam this evening.
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We have coordinated.
We have.
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You look amazing, both of you.
Thank you.
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I've worked with you both of you,
and I love it working with you.
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I've worked with you both of you,
and I love it working with you.
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You're both lovely to work with.
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But I notice, obviously,
you being a professional dancer,
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But I notice, obviously,
you being a professional dancer,
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and I've done this,
people often do ask you
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and I've done this,
people often do ask you
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to show them a couple of moves,
to do something...Oh, my gosh.
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to show them a couple of moves,
to do something...Oh, my gosh.
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Does that happen all the time?
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People always want you to dance
when they meet you?
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Yes. The worst is when I'm drunk,
and they're drunk, too,
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Yes. The worst is when I'm drunk,
and they're drunk, too,
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Yes. The worst is when I'm drunk,
and they're drunk, too,
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and we're in Ibiza. That is...
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and we're in Ibiza. That is...
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When you're, like... wavy!
Yeah.
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When you're, like... wavy!
Yeah.
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How wavy do you get, Oti?
Like...
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Like... Like a tidal wave!
Yeah.
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Like... Like a tidal wave!
Yeah.
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And the tide, and they're like,
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"Come on, Oti!
Dance a little bit for us!"
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"Come on, Oti!
Dance a little bit for us!"
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And I just go, "No!"
No.
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And I just go, "No!"
No.
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That's it because,
like, I'm not myself, you know?
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That's it because,
like, I'm not myself, you know?
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So you don't do it?No.
So you don't...
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But you do it when you're sober?
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No.
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No.
LAUGHTER
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I don't do it! I just...
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I just smile at you,
but my smile kind of goes, "No."
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I just smile at you,
but my smile kind of goes, "No."
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But you showed me
some dance moves last time we met.
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You were very generous.
Yes! Shall we do it again? No!
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You were very generous.
Yes! Shall we do it again? No!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Jonathan Ross is gonna twerk for us!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Jonathan Ross is gonna twerk for us!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Yeah!
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No. I think
you really don't want to see that.
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No. I think
you really don't want to see that.
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I do. I do.
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You kind of... You know,
you've kind of seen it already.
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You kind of... You know,
you've kind of seen it already.
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RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
Jonathan, Jonathan!
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AUDIENCE:
Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan!
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Yay!
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OK. Was that... was that good?
That was very good.
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OK. Was that... was that good?
That was very good.
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But you showed me some proper
dance routine moves like this.
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But you showed me some proper
dance routine moves like this.
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Oh, yes, we did... And it's
really quite unpleasant, dancing.
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Oh, yes, we did... And it's
really quite unpleasant, dancing.
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What do you mean?
The way you do it.
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Because it's not fun.
You were... You were... bullying,
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Because it's not fun.
You were... You were... bullying,
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you were, I would say,
quite aggressive.
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you were, I would say,
quite aggressive.
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I would say I was very open, I was
very honest, and I was very strict.
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I would say I was very open, I was
very honest, and I was very strict.
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I would say I was very open, I was
very honest, and I was very strict.
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Yeah, that's the...
And I wanted what I wanted,
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Yeah, that's the...
And I wanted what I wanted,
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and you gave me what I wanted,
and you looked good.
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and you gave me what I wanted,
and you looked good.
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But, no, because it's
very uncomfortable, those dances,
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But, no, because it's
very uncomfortable, those dances,
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and you watch Strictly and think,
"Don't they look beautiful?
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and you watch Strictly and think,
"Don't they look beautiful?
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"Doesn't it look elegant?"
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But you realise
they're probably screaming in pain
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But you realise
they're probably screaming in pain
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because the arms have to go
where they shouldn't be long,
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because the arms have to go
where they shouldn't be long,
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and it's all that weird...
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The stomach in,
and the chest in, as well.
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Yes, and then
we have professional dancers.
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We have this talent
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where we actually can speak
without moving our mouths,
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where we actually can speak
without moving our mouths,
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so we go "Smile!"
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Yeah.
"Look like you're enjoying it!"
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Yeah.
"Look like you're enjoying it!"
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Wow!But, yeah.
Why do you think so smiley?
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Wow!But, yeah.
Why do you think so smiley?
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I'm, like,
shouting at them all the time.
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If you do that again, smile,
and we have Katherine speaking,
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If you do that again, smile,
and we have Katherine speaking,
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that would work just as well.
It's like a ventriloquist act.
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that would work just as well.
It's like a ventriloquist act.
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I can do it, too. Smile!
Looks like you're enjoying yourself!
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I can do it, too. Smile!
Looks like you're enjoying yourself!
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I use it during sex.
LAUGHTER
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I use it during sex.
LAUGHTER
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Katherine, you've got
another baby on the way...
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Katherine, you've got
another baby on the way...
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Yeah.
..so congratulations.
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This is your third?Thank you.
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This is your third?Thank you.
APPLAUSE
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I'm the sacred vessel.
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LAUGHTER
And, so, third baby.
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LAUGHTER
And, so, third baby.
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You're ready for it, you've got
the house ready, you're all sorted,
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You're ready for it, you've got
the house ready, you're all sorted,
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and I believe you're thinking
of having the baby at home?
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and I believe you're thinking
of having the baby at home?
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Oh, yeah.
I was born ready, Jonathan,
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and I'm very good
at having babies quickly.
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and I'm very good
at having babies quickly.
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Too good. I nearly had my
13-year-old daughter in a minicab,
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Too good. I nearly had my
13-year-old daughter in a minicab,
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Too good. I nearly had my
13-year-old daughter in a minicab,
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which young people won't know.
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It's like Uber without a satnav,
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without a steering wheel,
or a CRB check.
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It's a random vehicle
driven by a local criminal.
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Yeah.
LAUGHTER
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And then...
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for my son Fred,
who's 17 months now,
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for my son Fred,
who's 17 months now,
229
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we booked in
at this fancy London hospital,
230
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we booked in
at this fancy London hospital,
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where Princess Diana had her babies,
232
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where Kate Middleton
had her babies... I know the one.
233
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where Kate Middleton
had her babies... I know the one.
234
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..where Meghan Markle could have
had her babies, but she didn't.
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..where Meghan Markle could have
had her babies, but she didn't.
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Yes.
LAUGHTER
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She was busy booking 15 interviews
about privacy that day. So, then...
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She was busy booking 15 interviews
about privacy that day. So, then...
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AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS
AND LAUGHS
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AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS
AND LAUGHS
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I like her a lot! I like her a lot.
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I like her a lot! I like her a lot.
243
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Yeah.
But, erm...
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Yeah.
But, erm...
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I booked in there,
but in the end,
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I booked in there,
but in the end,
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the baby came so quickly
that he was nearly born in the car.
248
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the baby came so quickly
that he was nearly born in the car.
249
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My husband
nearly had to deliver him.
250
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We were only at the hospital
for nine minutes.
251
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So, really, then...
No. Yeah.
252
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..you might as well have it at home.
So I might as well have it at home.
253
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..you might as well have it at home.
So I might as well have it at home.
254
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But my husband's
not as completely on board.
255
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Like, he's a little bit squeamish,
and I've told him,
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Like, he's a little bit squeamish,
and I've told him,
257
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"I can talk you through it.
It's gonna be fine."
258
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"I can talk you through it.
It's gonna be fine."
259
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LAUGHTER
Katherine's got a book out.
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LAUGHTER
Katherine's got a book out.
261
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It came out a while ago,
but it's just out now in paperback.
262
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It came out a while ago,
but it's just out now in paperback.
263
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If you haven't seen it or read it,
it's a fabulous read
264
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If you haven't seen it or read it,
it's a fabulous read
265
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because I think
you're genuinely very gifted,
266
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because I think
you're genuinely very gifted,
267
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very funny, very talented writer.
268
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It's called The Audacity,
269
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and it's kind of about you
and about your life,
270
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and it's kind of about you
and about your life,
271
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without being an autobiography
as such.
272
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Mm-hm. Yeah, it's sort of a guide
to live your life audaciously,
273
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Mm-hm. Yeah, it's sort of a guide
to live your life audaciously,
274
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peacefully,
with gratitude and kindness,
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peacefully,
with gratitude and kindness,
276
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but not to really focus too much
on what other people think
277
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but not to really focus too much
on what other people think
278
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cos sometimes,
too much is just enough.
279
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And is that how people are with you?
They think that too much is enough,
280
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And is that how people are with you?
They think that too much is enough,
281
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or do they sometimes think
too much is too much?
282
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I think people feel
that too much is too much with me,
283
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I think people feel
that too much is too much with me,
284
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but that could be
a cultural misunderstanding.
285
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but that could be
a cultural misunderstanding.
286
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I'm with you.
Yeah.
287
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You think it's your Canadian-ness?
288
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You think it's your Canadian-ness?
289
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I think so, because I'm very kind,
but I'm straightforward.
290
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I think so, because I'm very kind,
but I'm straightforward.
291
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I don't beat around the bush.
292
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You know how you guys just like
to talk about the weather, and...
293
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You know how you guys just like
to talk about the weather, and...
294
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if you don't like someone,
you're still polite to them,
295
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if you don't like someone,
you're still polite to them,
296
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like, everyone's like,
"Welcome, Matt Hancock." All right.
297
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like, everyone's like,
"Welcome, Matt Hancock." All right.
298
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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
299
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APPLAUSE
300
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D'you know what I mean?
Yeah.Like...
301
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D'you know what I mean?
Yeah.Like...
302
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There is that. I love the...
303
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You talk about your childhood in
there a lot, growing up in Canada,
304
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You talk about your childhood in
there a lot, growing up in Canada,
305
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and you were teased a bit when you
were younger for your appearance.
306
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and you were teased a bit when you
were younger for your appearance.
307
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Yeah. I was... I was odd
in both behaviour and in looks.
308
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Yeah. I was... I was odd
in both behaviour and in looks.
309
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Yeah. I was... I was odd
in both behaviour and in looks.
310
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I was very awkward-looking,
and then, also,
311
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I was very awkward-looking,
and then, also,
312
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I had orthodontics
where my jaw was pushed out,
313
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I had orthodontics
where my jaw was pushed out,
314
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so I had a massive gap
between my teeth,
315
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and my parents
were very humble and frugal,
316
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and my parents
were very humble and frugal,
317
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and my mum had already purchased
318
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my new autumn jacket
to start high school,
319
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my new autumn jacket
to start high school,
320
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but it was from The Gap,
321
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and it said "Gap"
in branding across the back.
322
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and it said "Gap"
in branding across the back.
323
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So you had a gap at the front
and a gap at the back?Yeah. Aw!
324
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So you had a gap at the front
and a gap at the back?Yeah. Aw!
325
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It was, like, a bull's-eye, and
this is back when bullying was cool.
326
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It was, like, a bull's-eye, and
this is back when bullying was cool.
327
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It was, like, a bull's-eye, and
this is back when bullying was cool.
328
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LAUGHTER
329
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So I had a hard time,
but it was very formative.
330
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Did you have a nickname at school?
331
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Did they give you a nickname,
unkind or otherwise?
332
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Did they give you a nickname,
unkind or otherwise?
333
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They were very creative. The Gap.
OK. OK.
334
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They were very creative. The Gap.
OK. OK.
335
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They'd be so nasty, like,
"Oh, do you floss with a brick?"
336
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They'd be so nasty, like,
"Oh, do you floss with a brick?"
337
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Stuff like that.
338
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That was a pretty good joke,
actually, a good gag.
339
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I'll remember that for later.
What I like is you said that,
340
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I'll remember that for later.
What I like is you said that,
341
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and a lot of people
just laughed at it.Yeah.
342
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and a lot of people
just laughed at it.Yeah.
343
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You know what is...
In a very different way,
344
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Oti's been looking back
at her childhood recently,
345
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Oti's been looking back
at her childhood recently,
346
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because Oti has a documentary
called Oti Mabuse: My South Africa.
347
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because Oti has a documentary
called Oti Mabuse: My South Africa.
348
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It's on iPlayer now,
so you can watch it now,
349
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It's on iPlayer now,
so you can watch it now,
350
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and this was you journeying back
to the place of your childhood?
351
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and this was you journeying back
to the place of your childhood?
352
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Yes, so, this is basically
me going back to South Africa.
353
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Yes, so, this is basically
me going back to South Africa.
354
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Yes, so, this is basically
me going back to South Africa.
355
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I think a lot of the time
with Strictly professionals,
356
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I think a lot of the time
with Strictly professionals,
357
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people see us,
and it's all glamorous,
358
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people see us,
and it's all glamorous,
359
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and we're teaching celebs,
and then we're giving our hardest,
360
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and we're teaching celebs,
and then we're giving our hardest,
361
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we're working ten to ten, but people
don't really know where we're from,
362
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we're working ten to ten, but people
don't really know where we're from,
363
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and I was really lucky
that the BBC were like,
364
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and I was really lucky
that the BBC were like,
365
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"We wanna know your story
because it sounds incredible."
366
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"We wanna know your story
because it sounds incredible."
367
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And so we went on a journey
of going back to South Africa,
368
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And so we went on a journey
of going back to South Africa,
369
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and because of lockdown
and everything,
370
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I hadn't been home
in about three years,
371
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I hadn't been home
in about three years,
372
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so it was me seeing South Africa
as the new South Africa.
373
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so it was me seeing South Africa
as the new South Africa.
374
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so it was me seeing South Africa
as the new South Africa.
375
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Had things changed?
Were things worse? Were things...
376
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Had things changed?
Were things worse? Were things...
377
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difficult still?
378
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And we touch, of course,
on Apartheid.
379
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And we touch, of course,
on Apartheid.
380
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Apartheid
ended just before you were born,
381
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but the effects
would've still been there.
382
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No, it ended after I was born.
After you were born?
383
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No, it ended after I was born.
After you were born?
384
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Yes. So, I was born in 1990,
and Mandela was released in 1990,
385
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Yes. So, I was born in 1990,
and Mandela was released in 1990,
386
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Yes. So, I was born in 1990,
and Mandela was released in 1990,
387
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and then Apartheid ended in 1994.
388
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and then Apartheid ended in 1994.
389
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And so the effects
were everywhere still, I guess?
390
00:10:01,994 --> 00:10:02,434
And so the effects
were everywhere still, I guess?
391
00:10:02,474 --> 00:10:04,474
Yeah, well, so, we thought, I guess,
because of the dancing,
392
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Yeah, well, so, we thought, I guess,
because of the dancing,
393
00:10:05,954 --> 00:10:07,274
we felt really protected.
394
00:10:07,314 --> 00:10:09,314
So, my mum was trying
to keep us off of the street,
395
00:10:09,354 --> 00:10:09,474
So, my mum was trying
to keep us off of the street,
396
00:10:09,514 --> 00:10:11,514
make sure that we weren't
running away with the boys,
397
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make sure that we weren't
running away with the boys,
398
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or, like,
into drugs or anything like that,
399
00:10:14,754 --> 00:10:16,754
so she gave us the dance school,
which was our safety net.
400
00:10:16,794 --> 00:10:17,674
so she gave us the dance school,
which was our safety net.
401
00:10:17,714 --> 00:10:19,314
This is a really lovely clip,
I think,
402
00:10:19,354 --> 00:10:21,114
cos this is you with your mum...
Oh, yeah.
403
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,154
..going back to where you first
started learning to dance.
404
00:10:23,194 --> 00:10:23,634
..going back to where you first
started learning to dance.
405
00:10:23,674 --> 00:10:25,154
Oh, yeah.
Lovely clip. Look at this.
406
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{\an8}When I think
where I'm dancing today,
407
00:10:27,234 --> 00:10:29,234
{\an8}When I think
where I'm dancing today,
408
00:10:29,274 --> 00:10:29,954
{\an8}When I think
where I'm dancing today,
409
00:10:29,994 --> 00:10:31,994
{\an8}in front of millions
and thousands of people.
410
00:10:32,034 --> 00:10:34,034
{\an8}in front of millions
and thousands of people.
411
00:10:34,074 --> 00:10:34,434
{\an8}in front of millions
and thousands of people.
412
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These tiles used to move.
413
00:10:36,514 --> 00:10:37,714
These tiles used to move.
414
00:10:37,754 --> 00:10:39,754
They would move
when you did a cha-cha.
415
00:10:39,794 --> 00:10:41,074
They would move
when you did a cha-cha.
416
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They would move when you did a jive.
417
00:10:42,674 --> 00:10:44,674
And there was dust, and we'd have to
be sweep before and after.
418
00:10:44,714 --> 00:10:46,394
And there was dust, and we'd have to
be sweep before and after.
419
00:10:46,434 --> 00:10:48,034
Let's do it together.
420
00:10:48,074 --> 00:10:49,794
Stomach in, chest out.
421
00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,074
Yeah... Yeah!
THEY LAUGH
422
00:10:51,114 --> 00:10:53,114
As much as we can
pull our stomachs in!
423
00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:53,834
As much as we can
pull our stomachs in!
424
00:10:53,874 --> 00:10:55,874
And then, one, two, three, cha-cha.
425
00:10:55,914 --> 00:10:56,714
And then, one, two, three, cha-cha.
426
00:10:56,754 --> 00:10:58,714
One, two, three, cha-cha.
427
00:10:58,754 --> 00:11:00,234
Who is the girl, who's the boy?
428
00:11:00,274 --> 00:11:01,274
It doesn't matter.
Yeah.
429
00:11:01,314 --> 00:11:03,274
It doesn't matter.
Fine, fine, I'm going.
430
00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:05,234
Yay.
431
00:11:05,274 --> 00:11:07,274
Ay! Other way!
432
00:11:07,314 --> 00:11:07,434
Ay! Other way!
433
00:11:07,474 --> 00:11:09,474
Hey! Spot turn, hey-up! Ay!
434
00:11:09,514 --> 00:11:11,394
Hey! Spot turn, hey-up! Ay!
435
00:11:11,434 --> 00:11:13,434
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Your mum knows all the moves.
436
00:11:13,474 --> 00:11:14,714
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Your mum knows all the moves.
437
00:11:14,754 --> 00:11:16,754
Yes, she does. She's so sweet.
438
00:11:16,794 --> 00:11:18,234
Yes, she does. She's so sweet.
439
00:11:18,274 --> 00:11:20,274
She's never, ever danced before,
but she loved it so much
440
00:11:20,314 --> 00:11:21,554
She's never, ever danced before,
but she loved it so much
441
00:11:21,594 --> 00:11:22,834
that she put us into it
442
00:11:22,874 --> 00:11:24,874
and she got people
from outside all over
443
00:11:24,914 --> 00:11:25,154
and she got people
from outside all over
444
00:11:25,194 --> 00:11:26,794
to come in and train us.
445
00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:28,834
You can see,
halfway through the clip,
446
00:11:28,874 --> 00:11:29,034
You can see,
halfway through the clip,
447
00:11:29,074 --> 00:11:31,074
she gets bored and she hates TV.
She's literally like,
448
00:11:31,114 --> 00:11:31,594
she gets bored and she hates TV.
She's literally like,
449
00:11:31,634 --> 00:11:33,234
"Why am I here?
Stop making me dance."
450
00:11:33,274 --> 00:11:35,274
She must love your success,
and Motsi's success, on television.
451
00:11:35,314 --> 00:11:36,314
She must love your success,
and Motsi's success, on television.
452
00:11:36,354 --> 00:11:38,354
Yes, she does, very, very much so.
453
00:11:38,394 --> 00:11:39,074
Yes, she does, very, very much so.
454
00:11:39,114 --> 00:11:41,114
I think, even now, I did a tour,
455
00:11:41,154 --> 00:11:41,434
I think, even now, I did a tour,
456
00:11:41,474 --> 00:11:42,954
and she actually,
for the first time,
457
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,994
got to see give the reaction
because everything she sees
458
00:11:45,034 --> 00:11:45,234
got to see give the reaction
because everything she sees
459
00:11:45,274 --> 00:11:46,634
has always been on social media,
460
00:11:46,674 --> 00:11:48,674
but for the first time, she saw it,
and I went,
461
00:11:48,714 --> 00:11:48,834
but for the first time, she saw it,
and I went,
462
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,874
"Ladies and gentlemen,
my mum's in the house."
463
00:11:50,914 --> 00:11:51,634
"Ladies and gentlemen,
my mum's in the house."
464
00:11:51,674 --> 00:11:53,674
Everybody stood up
and she was just like, "Yes!"
465
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:53,994
Everybody stood up
and she was just like, "Yes!"
466
00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:55,274
LAUGHTER
467
00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:57,314
"I am her.
I have created all of this."
468
00:11:57,354 --> 00:11:58,794
"I am her.
I have created all of this."
469
00:11:58,834 --> 00:12:00,834
And she would walk on,
she'd just walk out like this.
470
00:12:00,874 --> 00:12:01,954
And she would walk on,
she'd just walk out like this.
471
00:12:01,994 --> 00:12:03,994
Like a queen.
Like, "Yes, I'll take your photo,
472
00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:04,194
Like a queen.
Like, "Yes, I'll take your photo,
473
00:12:04,234 --> 00:12:06,234
"yes, I'll sign your autograph."
She loved it. She loved it.
474
00:12:06,274 --> 00:12:07,274
"yes, I'll sign your autograph."
She loved it. She loved it.
475
00:12:07,314 --> 00:12:09,194
How was she,
when you were on Strictly,
476
00:12:09,234 --> 00:12:11,234
if Motsi marked you down
or gave you bad marks,
477
00:12:11,274 --> 00:12:11,594
if Motsi marked you down
or gave you bad marks,
478
00:12:11,634 --> 00:12:13,634
did she side with one sister
or the other,
479
00:12:13,674 --> 00:12:13,834
did she side with one sister
or the other,
480
00:12:13,874 --> 00:12:15,034
or did she stay out of it all?
481
00:12:15,074 --> 00:12:17,074
She did not stay out of it.
She's very protective.
482
00:12:17,114 --> 00:12:18,274
She did not stay out of it.
She's very protective.
483
00:12:18,314 --> 00:12:20,314
When Motsi and I
were still on the show...
484
00:12:20,354 --> 00:12:20,594
When Motsi and I
were still on the show...
485
00:12:20,634 --> 00:12:22,154
I mean,
the first two years was great.
486
00:12:22,194 --> 00:12:23,434
You know, I was really lucky.
487
00:12:23,474 --> 00:12:25,474
Bill was amazing.
He turned it round.
488
00:12:25,514 --> 00:12:26,394
Bill was amazing.
He turned it round.
489
00:12:26,434 --> 00:12:28,034
The last one didn't go so well.
490
00:12:28,074 --> 00:12:30,074
She goes, "Who are these judges?
What do they know?"
491
00:12:30,114 --> 00:12:30,954
She goes, "Who are these judges?
What do they know?"
492
00:12:30,994 --> 00:12:32,994
But one of the judges was Motsi.
It's my sister! It was Motsi.
493
00:12:33,034 --> 00:12:33,674
But one of the judges was Motsi.
It's my sister! It was Motsi.
494
00:12:33,714 --> 00:12:35,714
It was like,
"Mum, what are you talking about?"
495
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:36,114
It was like,
"Mum, what are you talking about?"
496
00:12:36,154 --> 00:12:38,154
She's like, "These judges don't know
what they're talking about.
497
00:12:38,194 --> 00:12:39,154
She's like, "These judges don't know
what they're talking about.
498
00:12:39,194 --> 00:12:41,194
Motsi and I would laugh.
She's like, "I went from
499
00:12:41,234 --> 00:12:41,994
Motsi and I would laugh.
She's like, "I went from
500
00:12:42,034 --> 00:12:44,034
"the first-born daughter
to "these judges"."
501
00:12:44,074 --> 00:12:46,074
And she got really, really upset,
she got emotional,
502
00:12:46,114 --> 00:12:46,954
And she got really, really upset,
she got emotional,
503
00:12:46,994 --> 00:12:48,514
and I kept writing to Motsi,
504
00:12:48,554 --> 00:12:50,514
"I don't think you should
come for Christmas.
505
00:12:50,554 --> 00:12:52,554
"Or if you are, I think
you're sleeping outside this year."
506
00:12:52,594 --> 00:12:54,314
"Or if you are, I think
you're sleeping outside this year."
507
00:12:54,354 --> 00:12:56,354
Literally, I had so much fun
making jokes about it.
508
00:12:56,394 --> 00:12:57,874
Literally, I had so much fun
making jokes about it.
509
00:12:57,914 --> 00:12:59,914
It just occurred to me,
you would be a natural for Strictly
510
00:12:59,954 --> 00:13:00,714
It just occurred to me,
you would be a natural for Strictly
511
00:13:00,754 --> 00:13:02,354
because you already bring the Glam.
512
00:13:02,394 --> 00:13:04,194
I have known Katherine
for eight years.
513
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:05,754
I can imagine you'd be great on it.
514
00:13:05,794 --> 00:13:07,794
I ask her every year.
I don't think that I can do it.
515
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:08,914
I ask her every year.
I don't think that I can do it.
516
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,954
Really?
Cheat on my husband?
517
00:13:10,994 --> 00:13:12,354
I love him.
518
00:13:12,394 --> 00:13:13,394
LAUGHTER
519
00:13:13,434 --> 00:13:14,554
I love him.
520
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,594
APPLAUSE
521
00:13:16,634 --> 00:13:16,914
APPLAUSE
522
00:13:18,874 --> 00:13:20,554
I catch too easy.
523
00:13:20,594 --> 00:13:22,594
OK, yeah, yeah, OK.
That's a very good answer.
524
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:23,234
OK, yeah, yeah, OK.
That's a very good answer.
525
00:13:23,274 --> 00:13:24,634
One final thing before we move on.
526
00:13:24,674 --> 00:13:26,674
Who do you think's gonna win
this year?Oh, don't do that.
527
00:13:26,714 --> 00:13:27,154
Who do you think's gonna win
this year?Oh, don't do that.
528
00:13:27,194 --> 00:13:29,194
I've gotta ask it.
The thing is, everyone asks me.
529
00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:29,354
I've gotta ask it.
The thing is, everyone asks me.
530
00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:31,394
The thing is, the professionals are
my friends, so if I name someone,
531
00:13:31,434 --> 00:13:32,114
The thing is, the professionals are
my friends, so if I name someone,
532
00:13:32,154 --> 00:13:34,154
you know my WhatsApp
is gonna go mad.
533
00:13:34,194 --> 00:13:34,474
you know my WhatsApp
is gonna go mad.
534
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,714
Yeah, but someone's got a win.
535
00:13:35,754 --> 00:13:37,474
Someone's gotta win.
I don't have to vote.
536
00:13:37,514 --> 00:13:39,514
But which one of your friends
do you think will win?
537
00:13:39,554 --> 00:13:39,754
But which one of your friends
do you think will win?
538
00:13:39,794 --> 00:13:41,514
I have three. I have three options.
539
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,554
I think either Hamza, Tyler
or Fleur.
540
00:13:43,594 --> 00:13:45,594
I think either Hamza, Tyler
or Fleur.
541
00:13:45,634 --> 00:13:45,754
I think either Hamza, Tyler
or Fleur.
542
00:13:45,794 --> 00:13:47,794
OK, and of those three?
543
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:47,994
OK, and of those three?
544
00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:50,034
LAUGHTER
I would say rank them,
545
00:13:50,074 --> 00:13:50,594
LAUGHTER
I would say rank them,
546
00:13:50,634 --> 00:13:52,194
but that sounds wrong
coming from me.
547
00:13:52,234 --> 00:13:53,834
LAUGHTER
548
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,874
If you had to...
549
00:13:55,914 --> 00:13:56,114
If you had to...
550
00:13:56,154 --> 00:13:57,954
If you had to put them
in an order...
551
00:13:57,994 --> 00:13:59,714
APPLAUSE
552
00:13:59,754 --> 00:14:01,754
If you had to put them
in some kind of an order.
553
00:14:01,794 --> 00:14:01,914
If you had to put them
in some kind of an order.
554
00:14:01,954 --> 00:14:03,954
Ahh! I'll go...
555
00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:04,594
Ahh! I'll go...
556
00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:06,634
You're so bad!
Why you do this to me?
557
00:14:06,674 --> 00:14:06,794
You're so bad!
Why you do this to me?
558
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:08,834
You always do this to me,
and you know what's gonna happen.
559
00:14:08,874 --> 00:14:08,994
You always do this to me,
and you know what's gonna happen.
560
00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:10,874
I'm the one gonna get into trouble,
you know?
561
00:14:10,914 --> 00:14:12,674
I'm starting my career.
How do you...?
562
00:14:12,714 --> 00:14:14,034
LAUGHTER
563
00:14:14,074 --> 00:14:16,074
Well, I'm finishing mine!
I wanna go out with a bang.
564
00:14:16,114 --> 00:14:17,474
Well, I'm finishing mine!
I wanna go out with a bang.
565
00:14:17,514 --> 00:14:19,514
The winner for Strictly
this year will be...
566
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:19,994
The winner for Strictly
this year will be...
567
00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:22,034
Um...
568
00:14:22,074 --> 00:14:24,074
I'm gonna say either Tyler or Hamza.
569
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:24,194
I'm gonna say either Tyler or Hamza.
570
00:14:24,234 --> 00:14:25,954
OK, and of those two...
571
00:14:25,994 --> 00:14:27,474
No!
572
00:14:27,514 --> 00:14:28,994
Who do you think's most shit?
573
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,034
LAUGHTER
574
00:14:31,074 --> 00:14:31,554
LAUGHTER
575
00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:33,394
We'll give you the answer
after the break!
576
00:14:33,434 --> 00:14:35,434
Don't go away, because up next,
we'll be joined by Craig David.
577
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:36,114
Don't go away, because up next,
we'll be joined by Craig David.
578
00:14:36,154 --> 00:14:37,514
See you in a couple of minutes.
579
00:14:37,554 --> 00:14:39,554
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
580
00:14:44,664 --> 00:14:45,104
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
581
00:14:47,784 --> 00:14:49,584
Welcome back to the show, everyone.
582
00:14:49,624 --> 00:14:51,624
Let's get my next guest out.
He is an R&B MBE,
583
00:14:51,664 --> 00:14:53,304
Let's get my next guest out.
He is an R&B MBE,
584
00:14:53,344 --> 00:14:55,104
it's the one and only Craig David.
585
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,944
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
586
00:15:07,944 --> 00:15:08,984
Hello!
587
00:15:09,024 --> 00:15:11,024
Hello.
Hello, how are you?
588
00:15:11,064 --> 00:15:12,184
Hello.
Hello, how are you?
589
00:15:12,224 --> 00:15:13,824
You OK?
Yes, I'm good.
590
00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:15,744
Good to see you, Craig.
Good to see you, man.
591
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,544
How are you, Craig?
You're looking great.
592
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,584
Really well, thank you, man.
Earlier this year, you performed
593
00:15:19,624 --> 00:15:20,264
Really well, thank you, man.
Earlier this year, you performed
594
00:15:20,304 --> 00:15:22,304
at the Queen's Platinum Jubilee
celebration.
595
00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:23,064
at the Queen's Platinum Jubilee
celebration.
596
00:15:23,104 --> 00:15:24,384
Yeah.
Big honour.
597
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,504
It was amazing.
598
00:15:25,544 --> 00:15:27,544
Great performance and, presumably,
you got to meet some,
599
00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:27,824
Great performance and, presumably,
you got to meet some,
600
00:15:27,864 --> 00:15:29,864
if not all, of the Royals
who were there afterwards.
601
00:15:29,904 --> 00:15:30,024
if not all, of the Royals
who were there afterwards.
602
00:15:30,064 --> 00:15:32,064
Yeah, it was a really special moment
603
00:15:32,104 --> 00:15:32,664
Yeah, it was a really special moment
604
00:15:32,704 --> 00:15:34,704
because we got to go
to Buckingham Palace after.
605
00:15:34,744 --> 00:15:34,864
because we got to go
to Buckingham Palace after.
606
00:15:34,904 --> 00:15:36,904
We performed in front of it,
but we were able to go to...
607
00:15:36,944 --> 00:15:37,064
We performed in front of it,
but we were able to go to...
608
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,104
Inside the palace?Yeah,
a little soiree they had in there.
609
00:15:39,144 --> 00:15:40,344
Inside the palace?Yeah,
a little soiree they had in there.
610
00:15:40,384 --> 00:15:42,384
I was with my mum,
which was the most important thing.
611
00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:42,984
I was with my mum,
which was the most important thing.
612
00:15:43,024 --> 00:15:45,024
To be with my mum,
walking into Buckingham Palace.
613
00:15:45,064 --> 00:15:46,464
To be with my mum,
walking into Buckingham Palace.
614
00:15:46,504 --> 00:15:48,504
And the place where I grew up
was a place called Holyrood Estate.
615
00:15:48,544 --> 00:15:50,184
And the place where I grew up
was a place called Holyrood Estate.
616
00:15:50,224 --> 00:15:52,224
And the block of flats
was called Queen's House.
617
00:15:52,264 --> 00:15:53,104
And the block of flats
was called Queen's House.
618
00:15:53,144 --> 00:15:55,144
So, she's grabbing my hand
and she's squeezing it tightly.
619
00:15:55,184 --> 00:15:55,664
So, she's grabbing my hand
and she's squeezing it tightly.
620
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,704
She's looking around, and I can tell
what she was gonna say.
621
00:15:57,744 --> 00:15:58,384
She's looking around, and I can tell
what she was gonna say.
622
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,424
"We're in the Queen's house.
We're in the Queen's house."
623
00:16:00,464 --> 00:16:00,944
"We're in the Queen's house.
We're in the Queen's house."
624
00:16:00,984 --> 00:16:02,984
I'm like,
"Yeah, we're in the Queen's house!"
625
00:16:03,024 --> 00:16:03,424
I'm like,
"Yeah, we're in the Queen's house!"
626
00:16:03,464 --> 00:16:05,464
And as she did it, Prince William
walks over, and I'm like...
627
00:16:05,504 --> 00:16:07,504
And as she did it, Prince William
walks over, and I'm like...
628
00:16:07,544 --> 00:16:07,824
And as she did it, Prince William
walks over, and I'm like...
629
00:16:07,864 --> 00:16:09,864
He comes in for the handshake,
and I'm like,
630
00:16:09,904 --> 00:16:10,664
He comes in for the handshake,
and I'm like,
631
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,704
"It's great to see you."
And he said, "Look, George, my son,
632
00:16:12,744 --> 00:16:14,424
"It's great to see you."
And he said, "Look, George, my son,
633
00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:16,464
"was going crazy over the blue
sequined outfit you were wearing."
634
00:16:16,504 --> 00:16:17,184
"was going crazy over the blue
sequined outfit you were wearing."
635
00:16:17,224 --> 00:16:19,104
It was quite some outfit
you were wearing.
636
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,144
I don't know where you shop for...
but that's amazing.
637
00:16:21,184 --> 00:16:21,824
I don't know where you shop for...
but that's amazing.
638
00:16:21,864 --> 00:16:23,864
But my mum was there.
639
00:16:23,904 --> 00:16:24,464
But my mum was there.
640
00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:26,064
Firstly, I said,
"Lovely to meet you.
641
00:16:26,104 --> 00:16:27,664
"Love that George liked the outfit."
642
00:16:27,704 --> 00:16:29,504
I said,
"Mum, this is Prince William.
643
00:16:29,544 --> 00:16:31,504
"Prince William, this is my mum."
644
00:16:31,544 --> 00:16:33,304
That moment, for me, as a son,
645
00:16:33,344 --> 00:16:35,344
was probably THE most incredible
moment that I've ever had.
646
00:16:35,384 --> 00:16:36,544
was probably THE most incredible
moment that I've ever had.
647
00:16:36,584 --> 00:16:38,584
For my mum to be
in Buckingham Palace,
648
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:38,944
For my mum to be
in Buckingham Palace,
649
00:16:38,984 --> 00:16:40,984
meet Prince William,
and then Kate comes over,
650
00:16:41,024 --> 00:16:41,424
meet Prince William,
and then Kate comes over,
651
00:16:41,464 --> 00:16:42,704
and it's the same thing again.
652
00:16:42,744 --> 00:16:44,744
It was just, like, yeah,
a very memorable moment.
653
00:16:44,784 --> 00:16:45,024
It was just, like, yeah,
a very memorable moment.
654
00:16:45,064 --> 00:16:46,544
Looking back at that outfit,
655
00:16:46,584 --> 00:16:48,144
I'm thinking you were someone
who knows
656
00:16:48,184 --> 00:16:49,544
how to have a good time.
Mm-hm.
657
00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:51,584
I'm imagining you're someone who
knows how to throw a good party.
658
00:16:51,624 --> 00:16:52,464
I'm imagining you're someone who
knows how to throw a good party.
659
00:16:52,504 --> 00:16:54,504
I'm thinking about your Miami years
in particular.
660
00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:54,824
I'm thinking about your Miami years
in particular.
661
00:16:54,864 --> 00:16:56,264
What was the wildest party?
662
00:16:56,304 --> 00:16:58,304
What was the wildest night
you had there?
663
00:16:58,344 --> 00:16:58,464
What was the wildest night
you had there?
664
00:16:58,504 --> 00:17:00,464
Describe for us a Craig David party
665
00:17:00,504 --> 00:17:02,504
back in the peak
of when you were a party animal.
666
00:17:02,544 --> 00:17:03,184
back in the peak
of when you were a party animal.
667
00:17:03,224 --> 00:17:05,224
I was just
the hostess with the mostest.
668
00:17:05,264 --> 00:17:05,384
I was just
the hostess with the mostest.
669
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,184
So, I'd have the drinks on tap,
670
00:17:07,224 --> 00:17:09,224
I bought in food
and catering for everyone.
671
00:17:09,264 --> 00:17:09,784
I bought in food
and catering for everyone.
672
00:17:09,824 --> 00:17:11,824
Literally, I was the hostess
with the mostest.
673
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,064
Literally, I was the hostess
with the mostest.
674
00:17:13,104 --> 00:17:14,624
I was DJing, I was playing tunes.
675
00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:16,344
What kind of people
would you play host to?
676
00:17:16,384 --> 00:17:18,384
Drop some famous names for us.
Everybody's welcome to your house?
677
00:17:18,424 --> 00:17:19,064
Drop some famous names for us.
Everybody's welcome to your house?
678
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:21,064
Do you know what?
Did you have portaloos,
679
00:17:21,104 --> 00:17:23,064
or did you allow them
to use your house toilet?
680
00:17:23,104 --> 00:17:25,064
LAUGHTER
Everyone?
681
00:17:25,104 --> 00:17:27,104
I let people... It started to turn
into a bit of a guestlist,
682
00:17:27,144 --> 00:17:28,064
I let people... It started to turn
into a bit of a guestlist,
683
00:17:28,104 --> 00:17:30,104
had to kind of go down,
not that I wanted there to be one.
684
00:17:30,144 --> 00:17:30,464
had to kind of go down,
not that I wanted there to be one.
685
00:17:30,504 --> 00:17:32,504
So, it was all comers at one stage?
People were starting to rock up.
686
00:17:32,544 --> 00:17:33,144
So, it was all comers at one stage?
People were starting to rock up.
687
00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:34,704
Cos it was in the Mondrian Hotel,
688
00:17:34,744 --> 00:17:36,584
so people
would just rock up randomly.
689
00:17:36,624 --> 00:17:38,624
Like, "Yo, I hear the music coming
through, can we come through?"
690
00:17:38,664 --> 00:17:39,544
Like, "Yo, I hear the music coming
through, can we come through?"
691
00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:41,544
I wouldn't have the front
to do that.
692
00:17:41,584 --> 00:17:43,584
I wouldn't gate-crash
someone's party.
693
00:17:43,624 --> 00:17:43,824
I wouldn't gate-crash
someone's party.
694
00:17:43,864 --> 00:17:45,864
Trust me, in Miami, they would
gate-crash your whole situation.
695
00:17:45,904 --> 00:17:46,424
Trust me, in Miami, they would
gate-crash your whole situation.
696
00:17:46,464 --> 00:17:48,424
And they'll take your TV off the
wall, straight.
697
00:17:48,464 --> 00:17:49,744
But you must lose stuff.
698
00:17:49,784 --> 00:17:51,624
If you have uninvited guests -
699
00:17:51,664 --> 00:17:53,664
or even some of the people I know
who are friends are thieves -
700
00:17:53,704 --> 00:17:55,344
or even some of the people I know
who are friends are thieves -
701
00:17:55,384 --> 00:17:57,224
you must have lost stuff.
702
00:17:57,264 --> 00:17:58,944
Yeah, do you know what it was?
703
00:17:58,984 --> 00:18:00,984
I've always been a big thing
of, like, the karma will come round.
704
00:18:01,024 --> 00:18:01,704
I've always been a big thing
of, like, the karma will come round.
705
00:18:01,744 --> 00:18:03,744
So if you want to try
rip the TV off the wall...
706
00:18:03,784 --> 00:18:04,184
So if you want to try
rip the TV off the wall...
707
00:18:04,224 --> 00:18:06,224
Not that you can really
get away with that one.
708
00:18:06,264 --> 00:18:06,464
Not that you can really
get away with that one.
709
00:18:06,504 --> 00:18:08,104
By all means,
do what you need to do here.
710
00:18:08,144 --> 00:18:10,144
Cos I think that
when you try monitor everyone
711
00:18:10,184 --> 00:18:12,144
and check if someone
is doing something,
712
00:18:12,184 --> 00:18:13,504
you end up not having a great time.
713
00:18:13,544 --> 00:18:15,344
I've got to keep them
out of my bedroom
714
00:18:15,384 --> 00:18:17,144
cos I've got my lucky pants
in that drawer.
715
00:18:17,184 --> 00:18:19,184
I don't want to lose them.
You know the ones. The orange ones.
716
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:19,584
I don't want to lose them.
You know the ones. The orange ones.
717
00:18:19,624 --> 00:18:21,624
With the number one on them?
718
00:18:21,664 --> 00:18:21,944
With the number one on them?
719
00:18:21,984 --> 00:18:23,984
But you lived that life
about as fully
720
00:18:24,024 --> 00:18:24,184
But you lived that life
about as fully
721
00:18:24,224 --> 00:18:26,104
as someone could, didn't you?
722
00:18:26,144 --> 00:18:28,144
And then you found it not enough,
didn't you?
723
00:18:28,184 --> 00:18:29,664
And then you found it not enough,
didn't you?
724
00:18:29,704 --> 00:18:31,704
Yeah, it just felt
it was played out.
725
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,344
Yeah, it just felt
it was played out.
726
00:18:33,384 --> 00:18:35,384
For the dream of what it was
of going out to Miami,
727
00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:36,424
For the dream of what it was
of going out to Miami,
728
00:18:36,464 --> 00:18:38,464
the palm trees
and the beautiful sand,
729
00:18:38,504 --> 00:18:38,944
the palm trees
and the beautiful sand,
730
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:40,864
the bikini-clad women,
the whole thing.
731
00:18:40,904 --> 00:18:42,904
Literally, it was just, like, Miami.
Let's be here.
732
00:18:42,944 --> 00:18:43,264
Literally, it was just, like, Miami.
Let's be here.
733
00:18:43,304 --> 00:18:44,904
And it just got super played.
734
00:18:44,944 --> 00:18:46,944
I just felt a million miles
away from home.
735
00:18:46,984 --> 00:18:47,344
I just felt a million miles
away from home.
736
00:18:47,384 --> 00:18:49,384
But also, it was just I'd
come from such a humble background,
737
00:18:49,424 --> 00:18:51,424
But also, it was just I'd
come from such a humble background,
738
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,224
But also, it was just I'd
come from such a humble background,
739
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,264
growing up in Holyrood Estate
with my friends close to me,
740
00:18:54,304 --> 00:18:56,304
growing up in Holyrood Estate
with my friends close to me,
741
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:56,504
growing up in Holyrood Estate
with my friends close to me,
742
00:18:56,544 --> 00:18:58,544
with my mum and my grandma,
predominantly, raising me,
743
00:18:58,584 --> 00:18:59,504
with my mum and my grandma,
predominantly, raising me,
744
00:18:59,544 --> 00:19:01,184
being close to the music
and the culture
745
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,224
that was happening in this country,
so when I was over there,
746
00:19:03,264 --> 00:19:04,144
that was happening in this country,
so when I was over there,
747
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,184
I just felt like
it was a complete juxtaposition.
748
00:19:06,224 --> 00:19:06,384
I just felt like
it was a complete juxtaposition.
749
00:19:06,424 --> 00:19:08,344
I've got the Ferrari,
I've got the apartment,
750
00:19:08,384 --> 00:19:09,904
I'm throwing the house parties,
751
00:19:09,944 --> 00:19:11,944
but also, I noticed that people
would use and abuse that.
752
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,664
but also, I noticed that people
would use and abuse that.
753
00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:15,584
It wasn't, like,
really close friends.
754
00:19:15,624 --> 00:19:17,624
It was like, "We'll rock up
when it's a Friday night."
755
00:19:17,664 --> 00:19:18,624
It was like, "We'll rock up
when it's a Friday night."
756
00:19:18,664 --> 00:19:20,104
But you call them to help you out
757
00:19:20,144 --> 00:19:22,144
if you're on the motorway -
or I95 out there -
758
00:19:22,184 --> 00:19:22,504
if you're on the motorway -
or I95 out there -
759
00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:24,544
I'm not hearing anyone
pick up the phone.
760
00:19:24,584 --> 00:19:24,704
I'm not hearing anyone
pick up the phone.
761
00:19:24,744 --> 00:19:26,744
You're pulling up in the lay-by
cos you've just broken down,
762
00:19:26,784 --> 00:19:27,344
You're pulling up in the lay-by
cos you've just broken down,
763
00:19:27,384 --> 00:19:29,384
you're not really picking up,
but TS5 Party, "We are there!"
764
00:19:29,424 --> 00:19:30,464
you're not really picking up,
but TS5 Party, "We are there!"
765
00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,504
So, really,
they were fair-weather friends.
766
00:19:32,544 --> 00:19:33,104
So, really,
they were fair-weather friends.
767
00:19:33,144 --> 00:19:34,384
Fair-weather friends.
768
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,424
It's good to know that even Ferraris
can be unreliable on the motorway.
769
00:19:36,464 --> 00:19:38,344
It's good to know that even Ferraris
can be unreliable on the motorway.
770
00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:39,984
In the book, this is Craig's book,
771
00:19:40,024 --> 00:19:42,024
ladies and gentlemen,
it's just out now, it's called
772
00:19:42,064 --> 00:19:42,184
ladies and gentlemen,
it's just out now, it's called
773
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,224
What's Your Vibe?
Tuning Into Your Best Life.
774
00:19:44,264 --> 00:19:44,424
What's Your Vibe?
Tuning Into Your Best Life.
775
00:19:44,464 --> 00:19:46,304
It is about,
if you don't mind me paraphrasing,
776
00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:47,864
finding some sort of truth
777
00:19:47,904 --> 00:19:49,904
and finding out
some sort of way of living...
778
00:19:49,944 --> 00:19:50,344
and finding out
some sort of way of living...
779
00:19:50,384 --> 00:19:52,384
Totally. ..which means something
which isn't hollow.
780
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,064
Totally. ..which means something
which isn't hollow.
781
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:55,104
And in here, you talk about one
specific party that you'd thrown,
782
00:19:55,144 --> 00:19:56,784
And in here, you talk about one
specific party that you'd thrown,
783
00:19:56,824 --> 00:19:58,824
when you realised
it wasn't satisfying.
784
00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:58,984
when you realised
it wasn't satisfying.
785
00:19:59,024 --> 00:20:01,024
Yeah, actually,
talking about the Ferrari,
786
00:20:01,064 --> 00:20:03,064
Yeah, actually,
talking about the Ferrari,
787
00:20:03,104 --> 00:20:03,224
Yeah, actually,
talking about the Ferrari,
788
00:20:03,264 --> 00:20:05,264
I had a moment where...
789
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,064
I had a moment where...
790
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:08,104
It was just a realisation for me
791
00:20:08,144 --> 00:20:08,464
It was just a realisation for me
792
00:20:08,504 --> 00:20:10,504
where I had taken
a girlfriend at the time
793
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:11,624
where I had taken
a girlfriend at the time
794
00:20:11,664 --> 00:20:13,664
over to a restaurant
we were going to.
795
00:20:13,704 --> 00:20:13,824
over to a restaurant
we were going to.
796
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:14,824
Meeting some friends,
797
00:20:14,864 --> 00:20:16,624
it was a first date
that was going on.
798
00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:18,664
Had a lovely meal
at this place called Prime 112.
799
00:20:18,704 --> 00:20:18,904
Had a lovely meal
at this place called Prime 112.
800
00:20:18,944 --> 00:20:20,824
Had a good meal,
came back to the car
801
00:20:20,864 --> 00:20:22,864
that was parked outside
cos you've got the Ferrari.
802
00:20:22,904 --> 00:20:23,024
that was parked outside
cos you've got the Ferrari.
803
00:20:23,064 --> 00:20:25,064
It's got to be outside!
We know you've got a Ferrari, OK?
804
00:20:25,104 --> 00:20:25,224
It's got to be outside!
We know you've got a Ferrari, OK?
805
00:20:25,264 --> 00:20:26,744
We know you had a Ferrari.
LAUGHTER
806
00:20:26,784 --> 00:20:28,664
Genuinely,
we got to let it be known.
807
00:20:28,704 --> 00:20:30,584
Because it's the juxtaposition.
808
00:20:30,624 --> 00:20:32,504
Well, anyway, listen, jump forward,
809
00:20:32,544 --> 00:20:34,544
I've had this lovely meal,
get back into the car...
810
00:20:34,584 --> 00:20:35,344
I've had this lovely meal,
get back into the car...
811
00:20:36,744 --> 00:20:38,744
..thinking I'm the guy,
turn on the car,
812
00:20:38,784 --> 00:20:39,224
..thinking I'm the guy,
turn on the car,
813
00:20:39,264 --> 00:20:41,264
I'm hearing...
MIMICS ENGINE STALLING
814
00:20:41,304 --> 00:20:41,544
I'm hearing...
MIMICS ENGINE STALLING
815
00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:43,584
I'm like, "What the hell's going on?
This is not the one."
816
00:20:43,624 --> 00:20:43,824
I'm like, "What the hell's going on?
This is not the one."
817
00:20:43,864 --> 00:20:45,864
So I said to my friends,
"Listen, are you cool to go on?"
818
00:20:45,904 --> 00:20:46,024
So I said to my friends,
"Listen, are you cool to go on?"
819
00:20:46,064 --> 00:20:47,944
We're going to a club after this,
so I said,
820
00:20:47,984 --> 00:20:49,984
"You cool going with my friends?
I'll meet you there after.
821
00:20:50,024 --> 00:20:50,304
"You cool going with my friends?
I'll meet you there after.
822
00:20:50,344 --> 00:20:52,344
"There's something going on here.
A little situation."
823
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:52,624
"There's something going on here.
A little situation."
824
00:20:52,664 --> 00:20:54,584
She's like,
"It's fine, don't worry."
825
00:20:54,624 --> 00:20:56,504
Craig, can we get
to the end of the story?
826
00:20:56,544 --> 00:20:57,624
LAUGHTER
827
00:20:57,664 --> 00:20:59,664
How can you not let me...
I wanna get to the end of the story.
828
00:20:59,704 --> 00:21:01,184
How can you not let me...
I wanna get to the end of the story.
829
00:21:01,224 --> 00:21:03,224
I feel like
I've been in Miami with you
830
00:21:03,264 --> 00:21:04,544
I feel like
I've been in Miami with you
831
00:21:04,584 --> 00:21:06,384
for a year.
832
00:21:06,424 --> 00:21:08,424
You've got to set the tone.
833
00:21:08,464 --> 00:21:08,904
You've got to set the tone.
834
00:21:08,944 --> 00:21:10,944
Car's not working,
I call up the dealership,
835
00:21:10,984 --> 00:21:12,984
Car's not working,
I call up the dealership,
836
00:21:13,024 --> 00:21:13,144
Car's not working,
I call up the dealership,
837
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:14,944
I ask, "What do I do
to get this car started?"
838
00:21:14,984 --> 00:21:16,984
He said, "Listen,
open the door seven times,
839
00:21:17,024 --> 00:21:17,424
He said, "Listen,
open the door seven times,
840
00:21:17,464 --> 00:21:19,464
"turn the ignition seven times,
and it will reset,
841
00:21:19,504 --> 00:21:19,864
"turn the ignition seven times,
and it will reset,
842
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,584
"it will recalibrate the system."
843
00:21:21,624 --> 00:21:23,064
So, not like magic.
844
00:21:23,104 --> 00:21:24,824
There is a technique to it.
Yeah.
845
00:21:24,864 --> 00:21:26,864
I'm calling, doing this,
the lights are flashing like crazy.
846
00:21:26,904 --> 00:21:27,304
I'm calling, doing this,
the lights are flashing like crazy.
847
00:21:27,344 --> 00:21:29,344
Everyone's out the restaurant,
thinking, "Who's this joker?"
848
00:21:29,384 --> 00:21:29,864
Everyone's out the restaurant,
thinking, "Who's this joker?"
849
00:21:29,904 --> 00:21:31,504
Stealing a Ferrari.
850
00:21:31,544 --> 00:21:33,544
I don't know what car it is,
but we'll just keep it between us.
851
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:34,504
I don't know what car it is,
but we'll just keep it between us.
852
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:35,864
So, all of a sudden,
853
00:21:35,904 --> 00:21:37,464
I had this moment
where I'm in the car
854
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:39,504
and I'm looking around
inside of the car,
855
00:21:39,544 --> 00:21:40,024
and I'm looking around
inside of the car,
856
00:21:40,064 --> 00:21:42,064
and, for some reason,
I had this incredible epiphany,
857
00:21:42,104 --> 00:21:43,144
and, for some reason,
I had this incredible epiphany,
858
00:21:43,184 --> 00:21:45,184
which was, like,
this is all absolute nonsense.
859
00:21:45,224 --> 00:21:46,224
which was, like,
this is all absolute nonsense.
860
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,264
And that, for me to be here,
861
00:21:48,304 --> 00:21:48,864
And that, for me to be here,
862
00:21:48,904 --> 00:21:50,824
in Miami,
and to not really appreciate...
863
00:21:50,864 --> 00:21:52,864
I was stressing about the car,
stressing about getting this girl,
864
00:21:52,904 --> 00:21:53,504
I was stressing about the car,
stressing about getting this girl,
865
00:21:53,544 --> 00:21:55,024
meeting this girl and going.
866
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,704
I was like,
"I've lost the whole thing."
867
00:21:56,744 --> 00:21:58,744
That was a defining moment
that then meant me
868
00:21:58,784 --> 00:21:59,104
That was a defining moment
that then meant me
869
00:21:59,144 --> 00:22:01,144
selling my apartment,
selling the car, selling everything,
870
00:22:01,184 --> 00:22:02,424
selling my apartment,
selling the car, selling everything,
871
00:22:02,464 --> 00:22:04,304
and coming back home to the UK.
872
00:22:04,344 --> 00:22:06,344
That was...
That was what I was trying...
873
00:22:06,384 --> 00:22:06,504
That was...
That was what I was trying...
874
00:22:06,544 --> 00:22:08,104
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
875
00:22:08,144 --> 00:22:10,144
When we got there,
it was a great story.
876
00:22:10,184 --> 00:22:10,304
When we got there,
it was a great story.
877
00:22:10,344 --> 00:22:12,184
That was a lovely story.
878
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,624
APPLAUSE
So proud!
879
00:22:15,664 --> 00:22:15,784
APPLAUSE
So proud!
880
00:22:15,824 --> 00:22:17,824
I mean, here's the book.
You can read it quicker than that.
881
00:22:17,864 --> 00:22:19,584
I mean, here's the book.
You can read it quicker than that.
882
00:22:19,624 --> 00:22:21,184
LAUGHTER
883
00:22:21,224 --> 00:22:22,904
We're recording
an audiobook for that.
884
00:22:22,944 --> 00:22:24,664
It's genuinely a very
touching story
885
00:22:24,704 --> 00:22:26,704
because when we got
to the end of that,
886
00:22:26,744 --> 00:22:26,864
because when we got
to the end of that,
887
00:22:26,904 --> 00:22:28,824
you realise you were vulnerable.
Totally.
888
00:22:28,864 --> 00:22:30,864
And you touched
into what was missing
889
00:22:30,904 --> 00:22:31,424
And you touched
into what was missing
890
00:22:31,464 --> 00:22:33,264
and you came back here
to try and find it.
891
00:22:33,304 --> 00:22:35,304
And you do seem to be, certainly,
in a better place now
892
00:22:35,344 --> 00:22:36,464
And you do seem to be, certainly,
in a better place now
893
00:22:36,504 --> 00:22:37,984
than you were
when I met you years ago.
894
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,024
You seem to be much more focused,
and I guess you used to be more
895
00:22:40,064 --> 00:22:41,864
You seem to be much more focused,
and I guess you used to be more
896
00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:43,904
of just a people-pleaser,
didn't you?Totally.
897
00:22:43,944 --> 00:22:44,384
of just a people-pleaser,
didn't you?Totally.
898
00:22:44,424 --> 00:22:46,424
Like, people-pleasing
sort of became my...
899
00:22:46,464 --> 00:22:48,464
Like, people-pleasing
sort of became my...
900
00:22:48,504 --> 00:22:49,224
Like, people-pleasing
sort of became my...
901
00:22:49,264 --> 00:22:51,264
It led from impostor syndrome,
really,
902
00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:52,464
It led from impostor syndrome,
really,
903
00:22:52,504 --> 00:22:54,464
because when I first started off,
904
00:22:54,504 --> 00:22:56,504
it happened so fast,
from, like, zero to 100,
905
00:22:56,544 --> 00:22:56,704
it happened so fast,
from, like, zero to 100,
906
00:22:56,744 --> 00:22:58,744
that I thought,
"Someone's gonna pull the rug
907
00:22:58,784 --> 00:22:58,904
that I thought,
"Someone's gonna pull the rug
908
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:00,704
"from underneath my feet
in a minute."
909
00:23:00,744 --> 00:23:02,744
So I think that then I started
to lean into everything was a yes.
910
00:23:02,784 --> 00:23:04,504
So I think that then I started
to lean into everything was a yes.
911
00:23:04,544 --> 00:23:06,304
Katherine,
you're someone who strikes me
912
00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:08,344
as being not too concerned
about what people think about you.
913
00:23:08,384 --> 00:23:08,784
as being not too concerned
about what people think about you.
914
00:23:08,824 --> 00:23:10,824
Have you been in that situation?
Ever a people-pleaser?
915
00:23:10,864 --> 00:23:11,304
Have you been in that situation?
Ever a people-pleaser?
916
00:23:11,344 --> 00:23:13,344
I think I definitely
was more of a people-pleaser
917
00:23:13,384 --> 00:23:13,824
I think I definitely
was more of a people-pleaser
918
00:23:13,864 --> 00:23:15,864
when I was younger,
and it was just with...
919
00:23:15,904 --> 00:23:16,584
when I was younger,
and it was just with...
920
00:23:16,624 --> 00:23:18,624
I think we all get to this point
of maturity,
921
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:20,104
I think we all get to this point
of maturity,
922
00:23:20,144 --> 00:23:22,144
where you go,
"I would like everyone to love me."
923
00:23:22,184 --> 00:23:22,504
where you go,
"I would like everyone to love me."
924
00:23:22,544 --> 00:23:24,544
I wanna make people happy,
but at the end of the day,
925
00:23:24,584 --> 00:23:24,824
I wanna make people happy,
but at the end of the day,
926
00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:26,264
I'm not responsible if they don't.
927
00:23:26,304 --> 00:23:28,304
You can put your best out there,
and if they don't like it...
928
00:23:28,344 --> 00:23:28,704
You can put your best out there,
and if they don't like it...
929
00:23:28,744 --> 00:23:30,744
My mother always said,
"If we all like the same thing,
930
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:30,904
My mother always said,
"If we all like the same thing,
931
00:23:30,944 --> 00:23:32,944
"we'd all be married
to your father."
932
00:23:32,984 --> 00:23:33,104
"we'd all be married
to your father."
933
00:23:33,144 --> 00:23:34,384
LAUGHTER
934
00:23:34,424 --> 00:23:36,424
So, now, we do have great music
on the show tonight,
935
00:23:36,464 --> 00:23:36,784
So, now, we do have great music
on the show tonight,
936
00:23:36,824 --> 00:23:38,104
but if you're a Craig David fan,
937
00:23:38,144 --> 00:23:40,144
it's bad news that
he isn't performing this evening.
938
00:23:40,184 --> 00:23:40,304
it's bad news that
he isn't performing this evening.
939
00:23:40,344 --> 00:23:42,344
However, it's exciting that Craig
does have a new album out this year.
940
00:23:42,384 --> 00:23:43,984
However, it's exciting that Craig
does have a new album out this year.
941
00:23:44,024 --> 00:23:46,024
22 is out now,
and we're gonna show you...
942
00:23:46,064 --> 00:23:47,304
22 is out now,
and we're gonna show you...
943
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:48,624
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
944
00:23:48,664 --> 00:23:50,664
We're gonna show you a clip.
DNA's the single.
945
00:23:50,704 --> 00:23:51,104
We're gonna show you a clip.
DNA's the single.
946
00:23:51,144 --> 00:23:52,504
Have a look at this.
947
00:23:52,544 --> 00:23:54,544
# There's something in your DNA
948
00:23:54,584 --> 00:23:54,704
# There's something in your DNA
949
00:23:55,784 --> 00:23:57,784
# Cos heaven did it right
950
00:23:57,824 --> 00:23:58,024
# Cos heaven did it right
951
00:23:58,064 --> 00:24:00,064
# Baby, when you were made
952
00:24:00,104 --> 00:24:00,304
# Baby, when you were made
953
00:24:00,344 --> 00:24:02,344
# You hit it different
I feel some type of way
954
00:24:02,384 --> 00:24:03,704
# You hit it different
I feel some type of way
955
00:24:03,744 --> 00:24:05,744
# I'll never be, never be the same
956
00:24:05,784 --> 00:24:07,744
# I'll never be, never be the same
957
00:24:07,784 --> 00:24:09,784
# There's something in your DNA... #
958
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:09,904
# There's something in your DNA... #
959
00:24:09,944 --> 00:24:11,944
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That was Craig in action.
960
00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:12,944
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That was Craig in action.
961
00:24:12,984 --> 00:24:14,824
DNA's the single's name.
962
00:24:14,864 --> 00:24:16,864
Craig David and Galantis.
963
00:24:16,904 --> 00:24:17,664
Craig David and Galantis.
964
00:24:17,704 --> 00:24:19,704
Craig, stick around, don't go
anywhere, because up next,
965
00:24:19,744 --> 00:24:20,264
Craig, stick around, don't go
anywhere, because up next,
966
00:24:20,304 --> 00:24:22,304
we will be joined by Matthew Modine.
See you after the break.
967
00:24:22,344 --> 00:24:23,504
we will be joined by Matthew Modine.
See you after the break.
968
00:24:23,544 --> 00:24:25,144
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
969
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,870
Welcome back to the show.
Let's get my next guest out.
970
00:24:32,910 --> 00:24:33,230
Welcome back to the show.
Let's get my next guest out.
971
00:24:33,270 --> 00:24:35,270
He is a star of the big-screen,
and now known to new generation
972
00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:35,910
He is a star of the big-screen,
and now known to new generation
973
00:24:35,950 --> 00:24:37,950
of fans as "Papa"
from the smash hit Stranger Things.
974
00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:38,430
of fans as "Papa"
from the smash hit Stranger Things.
975
00:24:38,470 --> 00:24:40,470
Here he is. It's Matthew Modine.
976
00:24:40,510 --> 00:24:41,310
Here he is. It's Matthew Modine.
977
00:24:41,350 --> 00:24:43,350
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
978
00:24:43,390 --> 00:24:44,230
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
979
00:24:48,110 --> 00:24:49,590
Papa!
980
00:24:49,630 --> 00:24:51,310
Papa.
981
00:24:51,350 --> 00:24:53,350
Hi, Matthew, how you doing?
Nice to meet you. Sit down.
982
00:24:53,390 --> 00:24:54,230
Hi, Matthew, how you doing?
Nice to meet you. Sit down.
983
00:24:54,270 --> 00:24:56,270
Well, you know,
sometimes I'm worried about,
984
00:24:56,310 --> 00:24:58,310
when you're talking about someone
who's done a lot of great things,
985
00:24:58,350 --> 00:24:59,030
when you're talking about someone
who's done a lot of great things,
986
00:24:59,070 --> 00:25:00,870
a lot of great movies and TV,
987
00:25:00,910 --> 00:25:02,910
whether or not you feel like
you're diminishing it
988
00:25:02,950 --> 00:25:03,070
whether or not you feel like
you're diminishing it
989
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:04,550
by talking about one recent thing.
990
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:06,590
But you've come out wearing
the Papa jumper.Yeah, that's it.
991
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:07,030
But you've come out wearing
the Papa jumper.Yeah, that's it.
992
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:09,070
So, obviously, you're embracing the
Stranger Things success right now?
993
00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:10,030
So, obviously, you're embracing the
Stranger Things success right now?
994
00:25:10,070 --> 00:25:11,910
Yeah, I was walking through
Covent Garden
995
00:25:11,950 --> 00:25:13,390
and it was in the shop window,
996
00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:15,430
and I figured, you know,
I'm going on Jonathan Ross
997
00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:15,950
and I figured, you know,
I'm going on Jonathan Ross
998
00:25:15,990 --> 00:25:17,990
and maybe people won't know
who I am.
999
00:25:18,030 --> 00:25:18,230
and maybe people won't know
who I am.
1000
00:25:18,270 --> 00:25:20,270
LAUGHTER
Everyone knows who you are.
1001
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:20,630
LAUGHTER
Everyone knows who you are.
1002
00:25:20,670 --> 00:25:22,670
So, Papa has become...
1003
00:25:22,710 --> 00:25:22,790
So, Papa has become...
1004
00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:24,830
Do people shout Papa to you when
they see you?They do, they do.
1005
00:25:24,870 --> 00:25:25,830
Do people shout Papa to you when
they see you?They do, they do.
1006
00:25:25,870 --> 00:25:27,870
In... in strange sexual, um... uh...
1007
00:25:27,910 --> 00:25:29,910
In... in strange sexual, um... uh...
1008
00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:30,270
In... in strange sexual, um... uh...
1009
00:25:30,310 --> 00:25:32,310
They call you Papa?
"I love you, Papa.
1010
00:25:32,350 --> 00:25:32,470
They call you Papa?
"I love you, Papa.
1011
00:25:32,510 --> 00:25:34,510
"Would you like to go have a shag?"
1012
00:25:34,550 --> 00:25:34,990
"Would you like to go have a shag?"
1013
00:25:35,030 --> 00:25:36,230
KATHERINE:Sorry about that.
1014
00:25:36,270 --> 00:25:38,270
LAUGHTER
Wow.
1015
00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:38,550
LAUGHTER
Wow.
1016
00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:41,750
I get it.
It's a vibe.
1017
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,790
It is a vibe. Hold it.
Oti says, "I get it, I get it."
1018
00:25:43,830 --> 00:25:45,510
It is a vibe. Hold it.
Oti says, "I get it, I get it."
1019
00:25:45,550 --> 00:25:47,550
No, Papa's like daddy,
like, "Hey, Daddy."
1020
00:25:47,590 --> 00:25:47,830
No, Papa's like daddy,
like, "Hey, Daddy."
1021
00:25:47,870 --> 00:25:49,870
I get it, no?
Isn't that a little bit...
1022
00:25:49,910 --> 00:25:50,710
I get it, no?
Isn't that a little bit...
1023
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,750
I'm not doing it,
I'm just saying, I get them.
1024
00:25:52,790 --> 00:25:53,150
I'm not doing it,
I'm just saying, I get them.
1025
00:25:53,190 --> 00:25:54,550
LAUGHTER
1026
00:25:54,590 --> 00:25:56,590
It is awkward seeing you again now.
1027
00:25:56,630 --> 00:25:56,990
It is awkward seeing you again now.
1028
00:25:57,030 --> 00:25:58,230
LAUGHTER
1029
00:25:58,270 --> 00:26:00,270
Craig, anyone ever call you Papa
in bed?
1030
00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:00,630
Craig, anyone ever call you Papa
in bed?
1031
00:26:00,670 --> 00:26:02,670
Haven't been done... I haven't
got the Papa thing yet. No?
1032
00:26:02,710 --> 00:26:03,230
Haven't been done... I haven't
got the Papa thing yet. No?
1033
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,710
No.
You're still young.
1034
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:06,750
So, I was thrilled
to see you in that show
1035
00:26:06,790 --> 00:26:06,990
So, I was thrilled
to see you in that show
1036
00:26:07,030 --> 00:26:08,710
cos I've loved your work
since the '80s.
1037
00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:10,750
I remember, I think the first film
I soy you in was Birdy,
1038
00:26:10,790 --> 00:26:11,150
I remember, I think the first film
I soy you in was Birdy,
1039
00:26:11,190 --> 00:26:13,190
which was a big hit,
British director Alan Parker.Mm-hm.
1040
00:26:13,230 --> 00:26:13,710
which was a big hit,
British director Alan Parker.Mm-hm.
1041
00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:15,750
You and Nicolas Cage back in
the mid-'80s, I think, early '80s.
1042
00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:16,830
You and Nicolas Cage back in
the mid-'80s, I think, early '80s.
1043
00:26:16,870 --> 00:26:17,870
Yeah, '83.
OK.
1044
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,910
And then you came over here
to make Full Metal Jacket
1045
00:26:19,950 --> 00:26:20,630
And then you came over here
to make Full Metal Jacket
1046
00:26:20,670 --> 00:26:22,230
with the brilliant Stanley Kubrick.
1047
00:26:22,270 --> 00:26:24,270
And you lived here in the UK
for a while back then?
1048
00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:24,430
And you lived here in the UK
for a while back then?
1049
00:26:24,470 --> 00:26:26,470
Yeah. It took almost two years
to make the film,
1050
00:26:26,510 --> 00:26:27,670
Yeah. It took almost two years
to make the film,
1051
00:26:27,710 --> 00:26:29,710
and that image there is right
down the river in the Isle of Dogs.
1052
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:31,750
and that image there is right
down the river in the Isle of Dogs.
1053
00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:32,630
and that image there is right
down the river in the Isle of Dogs.
1054
00:26:32,670 --> 00:26:34,670
Yeah, cos he wouldn't go to Vietnam
and he wouldn't shoot abroad.
1055
00:26:34,710 --> 00:26:35,430
Yeah, cos he wouldn't go to Vietnam
and he wouldn't shoot abroad.
1056
00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:37,110
Kubrick didn't like to fly, did he?
No.
1057
00:26:37,150 --> 00:26:39,150
So you recreated a version of
Vietnam in Docklands here in London.
1058
00:26:39,190 --> 00:26:41,190
So you recreated a version of
Vietnam in Docklands here in London.
1059
00:26:41,230 --> 00:26:41,510
So you recreated a version of
Vietnam in Docklands here in London.
1060
00:26:41,550 --> 00:26:43,550
Yeah, you can see how unhappy...
1061
00:26:43,590 --> 00:26:43,670
Yeah, you can see how unhappy...
1062
00:26:43,710 --> 00:26:45,510
Those are Spanish palm trees,
1063
00:26:45,550 --> 00:26:47,550
and they brought them over
and stuck them in the ground,
1064
00:26:47,590 --> 00:26:48,350
and they brought them over
and stuck them in the ground,
1065
00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:50,390
and they were very unhappy,
the palm trees.
1066
00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:51,230
and they were very unhappy,
the palm trees.
1067
00:26:51,270 --> 00:26:52,270
LAUGHTER
1068
00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:54,310
He's famously quite a demanding
director to work for.
1069
00:26:54,350 --> 00:26:55,310
He's famously quite a demanding
director to work for.
1070
00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:57,270
Yes.
You know, requesting multiple takes
1071
00:26:57,310 --> 00:26:59,310
and, like, really putting actors
through their paces.
1072
00:26:59,350 --> 00:27:00,110
and, like, really putting actors
through their paces.
1073
00:27:00,150 --> 00:27:02,150
How did you find working with him?
I really enjoyed him.
1074
00:27:02,190 --> 00:27:03,150
How did you find working with him?
I really enjoyed him.
1075
00:27:03,190 --> 00:27:04,910
You know, he used to say,
1076
00:27:04,950 --> 00:27:06,950
people complain
about doing multiple takes
1077
00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:07,790
people complain
about doing multiple takes
1078
00:27:07,830 --> 00:27:09,830
and people always ask me,
1079
00:27:09,870 --> 00:27:10,630
and people always ask me,
1080
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:12,670
why do you do 30 takes, 50 takes,
sometimes 100 takes?
1081
00:27:12,710 --> 00:27:13,910
why do you do 30 takes, 50 takes,
sometimes 100 takes?
1082
00:27:13,950 --> 00:27:15,950
And he said that you'd never
go to Pablo Picasso
1083
00:27:15,990 --> 00:27:17,470
And he said that you'd never
go to Pablo Picasso
1084
00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:19,510
and say, "Hey, Pablo,
how many strokes in that painting?"
1085
00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:20,390
and say, "Hey, Pablo,
how many strokes in that painting?"
1086
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,430
Or go to Beethoven and say,
"How many notes in that song?"
1087
00:27:22,470 --> 00:27:23,590
Or go to Beethoven and say,
"How many notes in that song?"
1088
00:27:23,630 --> 00:27:25,630
He said, "So I don't understand
why people ask me that question."
1089
00:27:25,670 --> 00:27:26,390
He said, "So I don't understand
why people ask me that question."
1090
00:27:26,430 --> 00:27:28,430
What you should be concerned with
is the result.
1091
00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:28,990
What you should be concerned with
is the result.
1092
00:27:29,030 --> 00:27:31,030
You know, how many times
did you practise that dance?
1093
00:27:31,070 --> 00:27:32,030
You know, how many times
did you practise that dance?
1094
00:27:32,070 --> 00:27:33,870
How many times
do you practise that joke?
1095
00:27:33,910 --> 00:27:35,910
How many times, you know,
before you got the song right?
1096
00:27:35,950 --> 00:27:36,750
How many times, you know,
before you got the song right?
1097
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:38,790
How many times did you practise
that anecdote?
1098
00:27:38,830 --> 00:27:39,070
How many times did you practise
that anecdote?
1099
00:27:39,110 --> 00:27:40,110
LAUGHTER
1100
00:27:40,150 --> 00:27:42,150
Don't worry, as long as it lands!
Don't start talking about Ferraris.
1101
00:27:42,190 --> 00:27:43,550
Don't worry, as long as it lands!
Don't start talking about Ferraris.
1102
00:27:43,590 --> 00:27:45,350
LAUGHTER
1103
00:27:45,390 --> 00:27:47,390
APPLAUSE
1104
00:27:47,430 --> 00:27:48,190
APPLAUSE
1105
00:27:51,790 --> 00:27:53,790
I'm curious about you
growing up in Utah, though,
1106
00:27:53,830 --> 00:27:53,950
I'm curious about you
growing up in Utah, though,
1107
00:27:53,990 --> 00:27:55,990
because Utah was underdeveloped
when you were young, I guess?
1108
00:27:56,030 --> 00:27:56,510
because Utah was underdeveloped
when you were young, I guess?
1109
00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:58,550
It was a couple of hundred
thousand people,
1110
00:27:58,590 --> 00:27:58,790
It was a couple of hundred
thousand people,
1111
00:27:58,830 --> 00:28:00,830
and probably most of them
were Mormons,
1112
00:28:00,870 --> 00:28:01,550
and probably most of them
were Mormons,
1113
00:28:01,590 --> 00:28:03,590
which is a really funny kind of...
1114
00:28:03,630 --> 00:28:05,470
But you weren't a Mormon?
1115
00:28:05,510 --> 00:28:07,430
My dad joined the church
for little while
1116
00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:09,470
cos his mother, my Grandma Zella,
said that it'd be good for business.
1117
00:28:09,510 --> 00:28:11,510
cos his mother, my Grandma Zella,
said that it'd be good for business.
1118
00:28:11,550 --> 00:28:13,550
LAUGHTER
What was the family business?
1119
00:28:13,590 --> 00:28:14,710
LAUGHTER
What was the family business?
1120
00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:16,550
We were drive-in theatre managers.
1121
00:28:16,590 --> 00:28:18,590
My dad had drive-in theatres
and my mom was a book-keeper.
1122
00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:20,310
My dad had drive-in theatres
and my mom was a book-keeper.
1123
00:28:20,350 --> 00:28:22,350
I'm the youngest of seven kids.
Wow.
1124
00:28:22,390 --> 00:28:22,590
I'm the youngest of seven kids.
Wow.
1125
00:28:22,630 --> 00:28:24,630
It was great.
I mean, you would have loved it
1126
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:24,790
It was great.
I mean, you would have loved it
1127
00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:26,830
because all the movies
that I got to see.
1128
00:28:26,870 --> 00:28:27,270
because all the movies
that I got to see.
1129
00:28:27,310 --> 00:28:28,790
And it was just magical.
1130
00:28:28,830 --> 00:28:30,830
I've been to a few drive-in theatres
in the States before they...
1131
00:28:30,870 --> 00:28:31,590
I've been to a few drive-in theatres
in the States before they...
1132
00:28:31,630 --> 00:28:33,630
They're mostly gone now,
I think, haven't they?
1133
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:34,310
They're mostly gone now,
I think, haven't they?
1134
00:28:34,350 --> 00:28:35,590
The old ones, anyway.
Yeah.
1135
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:37,630
And people blamed VHS tapes
and DVDs and cable,
1136
00:28:37,670 --> 00:28:39,670
And people blamed VHS tapes
and DVDs and cable,
1137
00:28:39,710 --> 00:28:39,870
And people blamed VHS tapes
and DVDs and cable,
1138
00:28:39,910 --> 00:28:41,670
but really, what it was,
1139
00:28:41,710 --> 00:28:43,710
the front seat of a car used to be
like this, it was a bench,
1140
00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:45,150
the front seat of a car used to be
like this, it was a bench,
1141
00:28:45,190 --> 00:28:47,190
and you could get busy in the
front seat, you could make love.
1142
00:28:47,230 --> 00:28:47,950
and you could get busy in the
front seat, you could make love.
1143
00:28:47,990 --> 00:28:49,990
And then if it got really good,
you'd get in the back seat.
1144
00:28:50,030 --> 00:28:50,510
And then if it got really good,
you'd get in the back seat.
1145
00:28:50,550 --> 00:28:51,750
Yeah.
LAUGHTER
1146
00:28:51,790 --> 00:28:53,390
And so I got my sex education
1147
00:28:53,430 --> 00:28:55,430
turning the speakers off
at the drive-in
1148
00:28:55,470 --> 00:28:55,870
turning the speakers off
at the drive-in
1149
00:28:55,910 --> 00:28:57,550
and peeking in windows.
Wow!
1150
00:28:57,590 --> 00:28:59,390
LAUGHTER
1151
00:28:59,430 --> 00:29:01,430
Which is probably problematic
by today's standards,
1152
00:29:01,470 --> 00:29:03,470
Which is probably problematic
by today's standards,
1153
00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:04,630
but I'm thrilled for you.
1154
00:29:04,670 --> 00:29:06,670
But, Oti, you've been all over
the world, haven't you?
1155
00:29:06,710 --> 00:29:07,070
But, Oti, you've been all over
the world, haven't you?
1156
00:29:07,110 --> 00:29:09,110
You're based here now, but you were
in Germany for many years as well?
1157
00:29:09,150 --> 00:29:10,110
You're based here now, but you were
in Germany for many years as well?
1158
00:29:10,150 --> 00:29:12,150
Yes. So, I moved to Germany
ten years ago,
1159
00:29:12,190 --> 00:29:13,550
Yes. So, I moved to Germany
ten years ago,
1160
00:29:13,590 --> 00:29:15,590
and I lived there for three years,
and I was competing,
1161
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:16,470
and I lived there for three years,
and I was competing,
1162
00:29:16,510 --> 00:29:17,870
dancing with my husband,
1163
00:29:17,910 --> 00:29:19,910
and then I started doing Strictly
there, actually,
1164
00:29:19,950 --> 00:29:20,070
and then I started doing Strictly
there, actually,
1165
00:29:20,110 --> 00:29:21,990
and it's called Let's Dance.
1166
00:29:22,030 --> 00:29:23,990
But the thing is, I love,
1167
00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:26,030
the first time I came to the UK,
I came in 2015,
1168
00:29:26,070 --> 00:29:27,710
the first time I came to the UK,
I came in 2015,
1169
00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:29,750
and then I went back to Germany
and I came back in 2016.
1170
00:29:29,790 --> 00:29:30,870
and then I went back to Germany
and I came back in 2016.
1171
00:29:30,910 --> 00:29:32,790
My favourite, favourite,
favourite thing
1172
00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:34,230
and the reason why I moved here
1173
00:29:34,270 --> 00:29:36,270
is when I came back, everyone,
from the airport to the plane
1174
00:29:36,310 --> 00:29:38,310
is when I came back, everyone,
from the airport to the plane
1175
00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:38,470
is when I came back, everyone,
from the airport to the plane
1176
00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:40,510
to the shops, people who knew me
said, "Welcome home."
1177
00:29:40,550 --> 00:29:42,030
to the shops, people who knew me
said, "Welcome home."
1178
00:29:42,070 --> 00:29:44,070
So, when you go back,
when you go to Germany,
1179
00:29:44,110 --> 00:29:45,270
So, when you go back,
when you go to Germany,
1180
00:29:45,310 --> 00:29:46,950
what do they say at the airport?
1181
00:29:48,190 --> 00:29:49,430
SHE LAUGHS
1182
00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:53,190
I have a very famous sister
in Germany,
1183
00:29:53,230 --> 00:29:53,830
I have a very famous sister
in Germany,
1184
00:29:53,870 --> 00:29:55,870
so people get excited when they
see my passport and they see...
1185
00:29:55,910 --> 00:29:57,310
so people get excited when they
see my passport and they see...
1186
00:29:57,350 --> 00:29:59,350
Because of Motsi?
Because of Motsi. So they go...
1187
00:29:59,390 --> 00:29:59,510
Because of Motsi?
Because of Motsi. So they go...
1188
00:29:59,550 --> 00:30:01,550
"Bist du die kleine Schwester
von Motsi Mabuse?"
1189
00:30:01,590 --> 00:30:01,710
"Bist du die kleine Schwester
von Motsi Mabuse?"
1190
00:30:01,750 --> 00:30:03,750
And I'm like,
"Yes, let me in, please!"
1191
00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:03,950
And I'm like,
"Yes, let me in, please!"
1192
00:30:03,990 --> 00:30:04,990
And they let me in.
1193
00:30:05,030 --> 00:30:07,030
So, if you could do that in English
for us, though?Oh, sorry.
1194
00:30:07,070 --> 00:30:07,630
So, if you could do that in English
for us, though?Oh, sorry.
1195
00:30:07,670 --> 00:30:09,670
"Are you the youngest sister..."
1196
00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:09,950
"Are you the youngest sister..."
1197
00:30:09,990 --> 00:30:11,670
I said that in the German...
1198
00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:13,710
"Are you Motsi's younger sister?"
Are you Motsi's younger sister?
1199
00:30:13,750 --> 00:30:14,550
"Are you Motsi's younger sister?"
Are you Motsi's younger sister?
1200
00:30:14,590 --> 00:30:16,590
Yes. And then I go,
"Yes, please let me in."
1201
00:30:16,630 --> 00:30:18,630
Weirdly, that's what I get
when I go to Germany.
1202
00:30:18,670 --> 00:30:18,790
Weirdly, that's what I get
when I go to Germany.
1203
00:30:18,830 --> 00:30:20,830
LAUGHTER
The same way?
1204
00:30:20,870 --> 00:30:21,230
LAUGHTER
The same way?
1205
00:30:21,270 --> 00:30:23,270
So, let's return, if we may,
to Papa again briefly.
1206
00:30:23,310 --> 00:30:24,950
So, let's return, if we may,
to Papa again briefly.
1207
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,990
You worked a lot with the brilliant
Millie Bobby Brown
1208
00:30:27,030 --> 00:30:27,390
You worked a lot with the brilliant
Millie Bobby Brown
1209
00:30:27,430 --> 00:30:28,630
in Stranger Things.
Yes.
1210
00:30:28,670 --> 00:30:30,510
It was almost like a double act
in some ways.
1211
00:30:30,550 --> 00:30:32,550
Obviously, it's a huge cast,
but very central to it.
1212
00:30:32,590 --> 00:30:32,830
Obviously, it's a huge cast,
but very central to it.
1213
00:30:32,870 --> 00:30:34,870
And you were working with her
when she started the show.
1214
00:30:34,910 --> 00:30:35,630
And you were working with her
when she started the show.
1215
00:30:35,670 --> 00:30:37,670
She was really pretty young,
wasn't she?11.
1216
00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:38,430
She was really pretty young,
wasn't she?11.
1217
00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:39,470
So she was 11?
Yeah.
1218
00:30:39,510 --> 00:30:41,190
As, indeed,
played the character Eleven.
1219
00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:43,230
Until her growing into a young woman
on the show and becoming an adult.
1220
00:30:43,270 --> 00:30:44,710
Until her growing into a young woman
on the show and becoming an adult.
1221
00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:46,190
That must have been interesting,
1222
00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:48,230
to be part of young actor's life
to that extent
1223
00:30:48,270 --> 00:30:48,510
to be part of young actor's life
to that extent
1224
00:30:48,550 --> 00:30:50,070
at that formative period?
Yeah.
1225
00:30:50,110 --> 00:30:52,110
How the business changed,
1226
00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:52,350
How the business changed,
1227
00:30:52,390 --> 00:30:54,390
you know, when you saw me in Birdy
to today, um...
1228
00:30:54,430 --> 00:30:56,430
you know, when you saw me in Birdy
to today, um...
1229
00:30:56,470 --> 00:30:56,910
you know, when you saw me in Birdy
to today, um...
1230
00:30:56,950 --> 00:30:58,950
If a movie was successful in 20
or 30 territories around the world,
1231
00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:00,990
If a movie was successful in 20
or 30 territories around the world,
1232
00:31:01,030 --> 00:31:01,150
If a movie was successful in 20
or 30 territories around the world,
1233
00:31:01,190 --> 00:31:02,870
20 or 30 countries around the world,
1234
00:31:02,910 --> 00:31:04,910
that would be huge,
that would be an enormous success.
1235
00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:05,790
that would be huge,
that would be an enormous success.
1236
00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:07,830
And Netflix is in over 190
territories around the world.
1237
00:31:07,870 --> 00:31:09,870
And Netflix is in over 190
territories around the world.
1238
00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:10,030
And Netflix is in over 190
territories around the world.
1239
00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:11,790
So what she was exposed to,
1240
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:13,750
what all the children
on the show were exposed to
1241
00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:15,790
was a kind of fame and popularity
and notoriety
1242
00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:17,110
was a kind of fame and popularity
and notoriety
1243
00:31:17,150 --> 00:31:19,150
that never existed in the history
of the entertainment industry.
1244
00:31:19,190 --> 00:31:19,870
that never existed in the history
of the entertainment industry.
1245
00:31:19,910 --> 00:31:21,590
It couldn't have been achieved
back then
1246
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,230
cos you didn't have that reach.
Yeah.
1247
00:31:23,270 --> 00:31:24,910
So I just wanted to do
everything I could
1248
00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:26,430
to make sure that she was safe
1249
00:31:26,470 --> 00:31:28,470
and that she understood
that a career is a roller-coaster,
1250
00:31:28,510 --> 00:31:29,870
and that she understood
that a career is a roller-coaster,
1251
00:31:29,910 --> 00:31:31,910
that there's ups and downs to it,
and, you know...
1252
00:31:31,950 --> 00:31:32,910
that there's ups and downs to it,
and, you know...
1253
00:31:32,950 --> 00:31:34,670
Prepare her for that?
Yeah.
1254
00:31:34,710 --> 00:31:36,630
It's nice to have someone
who's been through it
1255
00:31:36,670 --> 00:31:38,670
and is older and wiser to be able
to offer you that advice.
1256
00:31:38,710 --> 00:31:39,190
and is older and wiser to be able
to offer you that advice.
1257
00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:41,030
And she presumably trusts you
and likes you.
1258
00:31:41,070 --> 00:31:43,070
We went on a road trip
down to Florida
1259
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:43,550
We went on a road trip
down to Florida
1260
00:31:43,590 --> 00:31:45,590
and her parents rented a Winnebago.
1261
00:31:45,630 --> 00:31:46,950
and her parents rented a Winnebago.
1262
00:31:46,990 --> 00:31:48,990
And we were driving down
and we stopped at a grocery store
1263
00:31:49,030 --> 00:31:49,870
And we were driving down
and we stopped at a grocery store
1264
00:31:49,910 --> 00:31:51,830
and people were freaking out
because...
1265
00:31:51,870 --> 00:31:53,870
"What's happening? There's Papa
and Eleven in a Walmart."
1266
00:31:53,910 --> 00:31:55,910
"What's happening? There's Papa
and Eleven in a Walmart."
1267
00:31:55,950 --> 00:31:56,070
"What's happening? There's Papa
and Eleven in a Walmart."
1268
00:31:56,110 --> 00:31:57,110
LAUGHTER
1269
00:31:57,150 --> 00:31:59,150
And she picked up,
she had a very neurotic dog,
1270
00:31:59,190 --> 00:32:00,230
And she picked up,
she had a very neurotic dog,
1271
00:32:00,270 --> 00:32:02,270
and I didn't know
that this was happening,
1272
00:32:02,310 --> 00:32:02,990
and I didn't know
that this was happening,
1273
00:32:03,030 --> 00:32:05,030
but she bought some dog biscuits,
they were vegetarian,
1274
00:32:05,070 --> 00:32:07,070
but she bought some dog biscuits,
they were vegetarian,
1275
00:32:07,110 --> 00:32:07,630
but she bought some dog biscuits,
they were vegetarian,
1276
00:32:07,670 --> 00:32:09,670
but they were laced with CBD
or some kind of...
1277
00:32:09,710 --> 00:32:11,710
but they were laced with CBD
or some kind of...
1278
00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:11,910
but they were laced with CBD
or some kind of...
1279
00:32:11,950 --> 00:32:13,950
So the cannabis,
the calming part of the cannabis?
1280
00:32:13,990 --> 00:32:14,910
So the cannabis,
the calming part of the cannabis?
1281
00:32:14,950 --> 00:32:16,430
Yeah. And we were in the thing
1282
00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:18,470
and we're driving to Florida
to go to the beach,
1283
00:32:18,510 --> 00:32:18,910
and we're driving to Florida
to go to the beach,
1284
00:32:18,950 --> 00:32:20,230
and I started eating biscuits,
1285
00:32:20,270 --> 00:32:22,030
and these were kind of tasty,
you know.
1286
00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:24,070
I ate about three or four of them,
1287
00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:24,270
I ate about three or four of them,
1288
00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:26,310
and I think a dose
was about half of one.
1289
00:32:26,350 --> 00:32:27,750
and I think a dose
was about half of one.
1290
00:32:27,790 --> 00:32:29,790
And so, yeah,
I started barking and...
1291
00:32:29,830 --> 00:32:30,550
And so, yeah,
I started barking and...
1292
00:32:30,590 --> 00:32:32,510
LAUGHTER
1293
00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:34,550
..marking my territory (!)
1294
00:32:34,590 --> 00:32:35,270
..marking my territory (!)
1295
00:32:35,310 --> 00:32:37,310
I climbed up in the thing and went
to sleep for four or five hours.
1296
00:32:37,350 --> 00:32:38,310
I climbed up in the thing and went
to sleep for four or five hours.
1297
00:32:38,350 --> 00:32:40,350
Wow.
That's a fun road trip to go on!
1298
00:32:40,390 --> 00:32:41,190
Wow.
That's a fun road trip to go on!
1299
00:32:41,230 --> 00:32:42,830
Let me ask you a little bit about
1300
00:32:42,870 --> 00:32:44,510
what you're doing in London
right now,
1301
00:32:44,550 --> 00:32:45,870
because this is exciting.
1302
00:32:45,910 --> 00:32:47,670
You're taking over the role
in a play
1303
00:32:47,710 --> 00:32:49,550
which is already in the West End.
Yeah.
1304
00:32:49,590 --> 00:32:51,590
And it's an adaptation
of a very famous book, of course.
1305
00:32:51,630 --> 00:32:52,910
And it's an adaptation
of a very famous book, of course.
1306
00:32:52,950 --> 00:32:54,950
Tell me about who's adapted it
for the stage and the role you play.
1307
00:32:54,990 --> 00:32:55,950
Tell me about who's adapted it
for the stage and the role you play.
1308
00:32:55,990 --> 00:32:57,990
OK. So, the book
is written by Harper Lee,
1309
00:32:58,030 --> 00:32:58,790
OK. So, the book
is written by Harper Lee,
1310
00:32:58,830 --> 00:33:00,830
To Kill A Mockingbird,
and Aaron Sorkin
1311
00:33:00,870 --> 00:33:02,390
To Kill A Mockingbird,
and Aaron Sorkin
1312
00:33:02,430 --> 00:33:04,430
did an adaptation of the book
1313
00:33:04,470 --> 00:33:05,230
did an adaptation of the book
1314
00:33:05,270 --> 00:33:07,270
in a very "Sorkian"...
1315
00:33:07,310 --> 00:33:07,590
in a very "Sorkian"...
1316
00:33:07,630 --> 00:33:09,630
I think we can say that now.
If you're not familiar immediately
1317
00:33:09,670 --> 00:33:10,270
I think we can say that now.
If you're not familiar immediately
1318
00:33:10,310 --> 00:33:12,310
with Aaron Sorkin's name, he was
the genius behind The West Wing,
1319
00:33:12,350 --> 00:33:13,030
with Aaron Sorkin's name, he was
the genius behind The West Wing,
1320
00:33:13,070 --> 00:33:15,070
he wrote The Social Network movie,
so many other great movies,
1321
00:33:15,110 --> 00:33:15,710
he wrote The Social Network movie,
so many other great movies,
1322
00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:17,550
and I think
one of the finest writers
1323
00:33:17,590 --> 00:33:19,590
working in film and television
today.Yes.
1324
00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:19,750
working in film and television
today.Yes.
1325
00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:21,390
And now on stage as well?
Yeah.
1326
00:33:21,430 --> 00:33:23,430
And it's a...
It's a beast of a role.
1327
00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:24,870
And it's a...
It's a beast of a role.
1328
00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:26,670
It's 190 pages of text,
1329
00:33:26,710 --> 00:33:28,710
which I'm struggling
to get inside my head now.
1330
00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:30,670
which I'm struggling
to get inside my head now.
1331
00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:32,190
But it's...
1332
00:33:32,230 --> 00:33:34,230
You know, while the story
is a story about a Black man
1333
00:33:34,270 --> 00:33:36,270
You know, while the story
is a story about a Black man
1334
00:33:36,310 --> 00:33:36,430
You know, while the story
is a story about a Black man
1335
00:33:36,470 --> 00:33:38,470
who's accused
of raping a white teenage girl
1336
00:33:38,510 --> 00:33:39,390
who's accused
of raping a white teenage girl
1337
00:33:39,430 --> 00:33:41,430
in 1934, I think it is,
1338
00:33:41,470 --> 00:33:41,870
in 1934, I think it is,
1339
00:33:41,910 --> 00:33:43,910
and it's about some systemic racism
inside the United States,
1340
00:33:43,950 --> 00:33:45,950
and it's about some systemic racism
inside the United States,
1341
00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:46,230
and it's about some systemic racism
inside the United States,
1342
00:33:46,270 --> 00:33:48,270
what we're experiencing
in the United States right now
1343
00:33:48,310 --> 00:33:49,030
what we're experiencing
in the United States right now
1344
00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:51,070
is something that hasn't changed.
1345
00:33:51,110 --> 00:33:51,470
is something that hasn't changed.
1346
00:33:51,510 --> 00:33:53,390
We've become so divided,
1347
00:33:53,430 --> 00:33:55,430
and it's a sickening thing
to be living through right now.
1348
00:33:55,470 --> 00:33:56,710
and it's a sickening thing
to be living through right now.
1349
00:33:56,750 --> 00:33:58,750
Yeah. There isn't the chance
to share opposing ideas
1350
00:33:58,790 --> 00:34:00,510
Yeah. There isn't the chance
to share opposing ideas
1351
00:34:00,550 --> 00:34:02,270
and work on some kind
of common ground.
1352
00:34:02,310 --> 00:34:04,310
But on that note,
you've met Donald Trump a few times,
1353
00:34:04,350 --> 00:34:05,030
But on that note,
you've met Donald Trump a few times,
1354
00:34:05,070 --> 00:34:06,270
haven't you, over the years?
1355
00:34:06,310 --> 00:34:08,310
Unfortunately, yeah.
LAUGHTER
1356
00:34:08,350 --> 00:34:08,630
Unfortunately, yeah.
LAUGHTER
1357
00:34:08,670 --> 00:34:10,670
How did you find him?
1358
00:34:10,710 --> 00:34:11,030
How did you find him?
1359
00:34:11,070 --> 00:34:13,070
In New York, you know,
you find yourself at dinner parties,
1360
00:34:13,110 --> 00:34:13,790
In New York, you know,
you find yourself at dinner parties,
1361
00:34:13,830 --> 00:34:15,830
and somebody, there'll be a table
1362
00:34:15,870 --> 00:34:17,870
and you get invited
to sit at that table.
1363
00:34:17,910 --> 00:34:18,030
and you get invited
to sit at that table.
1364
00:34:18,070 --> 00:34:20,070
And he's...
I've been at dinners with him,
1365
00:34:20,110 --> 00:34:21,590
And he's...
I've been at dinners with him,
1366
00:34:21,630 --> 00:34:23,630
and he is everything
that you imagine that he is.
1367
00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:24,750
and he is everything
that you imagine that he is.
1368
00:34:24,790 --> 00:34:26,790
You know, that trip,
1369
00:34:26,830 --> 00:34:27,190
You know, that trip,
1370
00:34:27,230 --> 00:34:29,230
remember when he was on the bus
and he was talking about
1371
00:34:29,270 --> 00:34:29,750
remember when he was on the bus
and he was talking about
1372
00:34:29,790 --> 00:34:31,790
being able to grab women's genitals
and stuff,
1373
00:34:31,830 --> 00:34:33,030
being able to grab women's genitals
and stuff,
1374
00:34:33,070 --> 00:34:35,070
and he could get away with it,
he could do it because he's a star,
1375
00:34:35,110 --> 00:34:36,870
and he could get away with it,
he could do it because he's a star,
1376
00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:38,750
he said to the fella on the bus.
1377
00:34:38,790 --> 00:34:40,790
That's who he is. He...
1378
00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:40,910
That's who he is. He...
1379
00:34:40,950 --> 00:34:42,950
Maya Angelou says when somebody
shows you who they are,
1380
00:34:42,990 --> 00:34:43,790
Maya Angelou says when somebody
shows you who they are,
1381
00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:45,030
believe them.
Believe them.
1382
00:34:45,070 --> 00:34:46,350
Yeah.
Mm.
1383
00:34:46,390 --> 00:34:48,390
And I just don't understand
1384
00:34:48,430 --> 00:34:49,070
And I just don't understand
1385
00:34:49,110 --> 00:34:51,110
how he could have become
the President of the United States.
1386
00:34:51,150 --> 00:34:51,830
how he could have become
the President of the United States.
1387
00:34:51,870 --> 00:34:52,870
Yeah.
1388
00:34:52,910 --> 00:34:54,910
APPLAUSE
1389
00:34:54,950 --> 00:34:55,030
APPLAUSE
1390
00:34:55,070 --> 00:34:56,750
It's still rather like...
1391
00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:58,790
It's rather like a bad dream.
Yeah.
1392
00:34:58,830 --> 00:34:59,630
It's rather like a bad dream.
Yeah.
1393
00:34:59,670 --> 00:35:01,670
So, apparently,
you're on stage from this Monday?
1394
00:35:01,710 --> 00:35:02,110
So, apparently,
you're on stage from this Monday?
1395
00:35:02,150 --> 00:35:04,150
Yeah, we begin previews.
Previews are this Monday?
1396
00:35:04,190 --> 00:35:04,310
Yeah, we begin previews.
Previews are this Monday?
1397
00:35:04,350 --> 00:35:06,350
Yeah. We open officially,
I think it's December 8th and 9th.
1398
00:35:06,390 --> 00:35:07,390
Yeah. We open officially,
I think it's December 8th and 9th.
1399
00:35:07,430 --> 00:35:08,910
Erm, one final thing.
1400
00:35:08,950 --> 00:35:10,950
I found a website called TooFab.com,
1401
00:35:10,990 --> 00:35:12,070
I found a website called TooFab.com,
1402
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,110
and had a recent photograph of you,
which I'm gonna show now,
1403
00:35:14,150 --> 00:35:14,870
and had a recent photograph of you,
which I'm gonna show now,
1404
00:35:14,910 --> 00:35:16,350
with a missing tooth.
1405
00:35:16,390 --> 00:35:18,390
Oh, no. Oh, no!
1406
00:35:18,430 --> 00:35:18,590
Oh, no. Oh, no!
1407
00:35:18,630 --> 00:35:20,630
And I was wondering if you could
explain how that came about,
1408
00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:21,390
And I was wondering if you could
explain how that came about,
1409
00:35:21,430 --> 00:35:23,350
because I think this is
quite a good story.Yeah.
1410
00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:25,390
I was skateboarding.
Hold on. So...
1411
00:35:25,430 --> 00:35:25,550
I was skateboarding.
Hold on. So...
1412
00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:26,830
LAUGHTER
1413
00:35:26,870 --> 00:35:28,550
You were skateboarding?
Yeah.
1414
00:35:28,590 --> 00:35:30,430
I don't... I...
1415
00:35:30,470 --> 00:35:32,470
When we moved from Utah
to Imperial Beach, California,
1416
00:35:32,510 --> 00:35:33,950
When we moved from Utah
to Imperial Beach, California,
1417
00:35:33,990 --> 00:35:35,270
I became a surfer.
1418
00:35:35,310 --> 00:35:36,510
And I love surfing
1419
00:35:36,550 --> 00:35:38,550
and surfing has led me
to my environmentalism,
1420
00:35:38,590 --> 00:35:40,510
and surfing has led me
to my environmentalism,
1421
00:35:40,550 --> 00:35:42,550
my appreciation and love
of the ocean, it gives us life.
1422
00:35:42,590 --> 00:35:43,310
my appreciation and love
of the ocean, it gives us life.
1423
00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:45,030
Um, but...
1424
00:35:45,070 --> 00:35:47,070
So, now I have a big skateboard,
it's a long board,
1425
00:35:47,110 --> 00:35:48,150
So, now I have a big skateboard,
it's a long board,
1426
00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:49,790
and my phone was ringing.
1427
00:35:49,830 --> 00:35:51,710
So, I was skating, and, you know,
1428
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,750
you gotta look cool when
you're skating, right? Because...
1429
00:35:53,790 --> 00:35:55,670
you gotta look cool when
you're skating, right? Because...
1430
00:35:55,710 --> 00:35:57,710
I had my shorts on and I reached
into my pocket to get my phone
1431
00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,270
I had my shorts on and I reached
into my pocket to get my phone
1432
00:35:59,310 --> 00:36:01,310
to see who was calling me,
and I wasn't paying attention,
1433
00:36:01,350 --> 00:36:02,230
to see who was calling me,
and I wasn't paying attention,
1434
00:36:02,270 --> 00:36:04,270
and my skateboard
went down into a crack
1435
00:36:04,310 --> 00:36:05,190
and my skateboard
went down into a crack
1436
00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:06,670
and just launched me.
1437
00:36:06,710 --> 00:36:08,030
And I landed on my face.
1438
00:36:08,070 --> 00:36:10,070
I thought I'd broken my nose
because I've got a big nose.
1439
00:36:10,110 --> 00:36:10,790
I thought I'd broken my nose
because I've got a big nose.
1440
00:36:10,830 --> 00:36:12,710
I heard a big crack.
1441
00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:14,750
And then I started feeling my teeth,
1442
00:36:14,790 --> 00:36:14,950
And then I started feeling my teeth,
1443
00:36:14,990 --> 00:36:16,990
and this tooth was bent
all the way in. Oh!
1444
00:36:17,030 --> 00:36:17,630
and this tooth was bent
all the way in. Oh!
1445
00:36:17,670 --> 00:36:19,670
I thought maybe the dentist
could fix it,
1446
00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:19,830
I thought maybe the dentist
could fix it,
1447
00:36:19,870 --> 00:36:21,870
you know, sort of straighten
it out and it'd be all right,
1448
00:36:21,910 --> 00:36:22,190
you know, sort of straighten
it out and it'd be all right,
1449
00:36:22,230 --> 00:36:24,230
and he said, "Are you kidding?" And
he just pulled the whole thing out.
1450
00:36:24,270 --> 00:36:25,030
and he said, "Are you kidding?" And
he just pulled the whole thing out.
1451
00:36:25,070 --> 00:36:27,070
Whoa!
So now I have an implant.
1452
00:36:27,110 --> 00:36:27,590
Whoa!
So now I have an implant.
1453
00:36:27,630 --> 00:36:29,630
How long did you have
the gap tooth for?
1454
00:36:29,670 --> 00:36:29,790
How long did you have
the gap tooth for?
1455
00:36:29,830 --> 00:36:31,830
Because Katherine had it
for about 14 years, didn't you?
1456
00:36:31,870 --> 00:36:32,390
Because Katherine had it
for about 14 years, didn't you?
1457
00:36:32,430 --> 00:36:33,870
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
1458
00:36:33,910 --> 00:36:35,910
I did. Something you've got
in common right there.
1459
00:36:35,950 --> 00:36:37,870
OK, so we're gonna take a break.
Don't go away,
1460
00:36:37,910 --> 00:36:39,870
but don't go away either at home
because up next,
1461
00:36:39,910 --> 00:36:41,910
we'll be joined by the brilliant
Josh Jones,
1462
00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:42,070
we'll be joined by the brilliant
Josh Jones,
1463
00:36:42,110 --> 00:36:44,070
and Wet Leg performing live
here in the studio.
1464
00:36:44,110 --> 00:36:45,590
See you after the break.
1465
00:36:51,229 --> 00:36:53,229
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1466
00:36:53,269 --> 00:36:53,829
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1467
00:36:53,869 --> 00:36:54,909
Welcome back to the show.
1468
00:36:54,949 --> 00:36:56,629
Let's get my next guest
out this evening,
1469
00:36:56,669 --> 00:36:58,669
one of the best up-and-coming
stand-ups on the circuit right now,
1470
00:36:58,709 --> 00:36:59,509
one of the best up-and-coming
stand-ups on the circuit right now,
1471
00:36:59,549 --> 00:37:01,549
I think you're gonna love him,
it's Josh Jones.
1472
00:37:01,589 --> 00:37:02,429
I think you're gonna love him,
it's Josh Jones.
1473
00:37:02,469 --> 00:37:04,469
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1474
00:37:04,509 --> 00:37:05,829
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1475
00:37:08,469 --> 00:37:09,749
Hello, Josh.
1476
00:37:13,669 --> 00:37:15,669
Hello. Hello, Craig David.
1477
00:37:15,709 --> 00:37:16,429
Hello. Hello, Craig David.
1478
00:37:16,469 --> 00:37:18,469
Lovely to have you here.
Let's hug it out.Thank you.
1479
00:37:18,509 --> 00:37:18,629
Lovely to have you here.
Let's hug it out.Thank you.
1480
00:37:18,669 --> 00:37:20,669
Josh, thank you for coming on.
You're cheering up the studio
1481
00:37:20,709 --> 00:37:21,349
Josh, thank you for coming on.
You're cheering up the studio
1482
00:37:21,389 --> 00:37:22,629
with your jumper already.
1483
00:37:22,669 --> 00:37:24,669
I was just talking to Matthew
about an accident he had recently,
1484
00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:25,709
I was just talking to Matthew
about an accident he had recently,
1485
00:37:25,749 --> 00:37:27,029
skateboarding incident.
Yes.
1486
00:37:27,069 --> 00:37:29,069
And I believe you're quite
accident-prone?Yeah.
1487
00:37:29,109 --> 00:37:29,269
And I believe you're quite
accident-prone?Yeah.
1488
00:37:29,309 --> 00:37:31,309
If you are a UK taxpayer,
I'm so sorry.
1489
00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:33,109
If you are a UK taxpayer,
I'm so sorry.
1490
00:37:33,149 --> 00:37:35,149
I do think loads of the NHS
has gone on me.
1491
00:37:35,189 --> 00:37:36,069
I do think loads of the NHS
has gone on me.
1492
00:37:36,109 --> 00:37:38,109
I, erm... I'm in A&E all the time,
1493
00:37:38,149 --> 00:37:39,429
I, erm... I'm in A&E all the time,
1494
00:37:39,469 --> 00:37:41,469
but I don't know if it's cos
I'm really dramatic.
1495
00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:41,749
but I don't know if it's cos
I'm really dramatic.
1496
00:37:41,789 --> 00:37:43,789
Like, last time I was there,
I woke up
1497
00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:44,309
Like, last time I was there,
I woke up
1498
00:37:44,349 --> 00:37:46,349
and my eyes were in, like,
loads of pain
1499
00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:46,709
and my eyes were in, like,
loads of pain
1500
00:37:46,749 --> 00:37:48,749
and I woke up and I thought
I was going blind,
1501
00:37:48,789 --> 00:37:49,309
and I woke up and I thought
I was going blind,
1502
00:37:49,349 --> 00:37:51,349
so I phone my mum, I'm like,
"Mum, I'm going blind."
1503
00:37:51,389 --> 00:37:51,909
so I phone my mum, I'm like,
"Mum, I'm going blind."
1504
00:37:51,949 --> 00:37:53,949
So my mum drove to my house
in a massive panic,
1505
00:37:53,989 --> 00:37:55,109
So my mum drove to my house
in a massive panic,
1506
00:37:55,149 --> 00:37:57,149
she was like,
"Oh, my God, my baby's going blind,
1507
00:37:57,189 --> 00:37:57,309
she was like,
"Oh, my God, my baby's going blind,
1508
00:37:57,349 --> 00:37:59,349
"what are we gonna do? We're gonna
have to move you back home,
1509
00:37:59,389 --> 00:37:59,709
"what are we gonna do? We're gonna
have to move you back home,
1510
00:37:59,749 --> 00:38:01,429
"you're gonna have to learn
Braille."
1511
00:38:01,469 --> 00:38:03,469
It was a big day. She really
jumped to the end of the story.
1512
00:38:03,509 --> 00:38:03,949
It was a big day. She really
jumped to the end of the story.
1513
00:38:03,989 --> 00:38:05,989
That's where
I get my dramatic stuff from.
1514
00:38:06,029 --> 00:38:06,349
That's where
I get my dramatic stuff from.
1515
00:38:06,389 --> 00:38:08,389
Then we went to A&E,
we was in A&E for five hours,
1516
00:38:08,429 --> 00:38:09,909
Then we went to A&E,
we was in A&E for five hours,
1517
00:38:09,949 --> 00:38:11,829
and whilst we was there,
1518
00:38:11,869 --> 00:38:13,869
my mum was just crying
whilst Googling guide dogs.
1519
00:38:13,909 --> 00:38:14,309
my mum was just crying
whilst Googling guide dogs.
1520
00:38:14,349 --> 00:38:15,349
LAUGHTER
1521
00:38:15,389 --> 00:38:17,389
Eventually,
we managed to see a nurse,
1522
00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:18,229
Eventually,
we managed to see a nurse,
1523
00:38:18,269 --> 00:38:20,269
and the nurse started asking me
loads of questions.
1524
00:38:20,309 --> 00:38:20,669
and the nurse started asking me
loads of questions.
1525
00:38:20,709 --> 00:38:22,709
She was like, "Josh, be honest,
was you drunk last night?"
1526
00:38:22,749 --> 00:38:23,389
She was like, "Josh, be honest,
was you drunk last night?"
1527
00:38:23,429 --> 00:38:25,429
I was like,
"Yeah, I was shit-faced."
1528
00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:25,589
I was like,
"Yeah, I was shit-faced."
1529
00:38:25,629 --> 00:38:27,389
And it was a hot summer's day,
1530
00:38:27,429 --> 00:38:29,429
and she was like, "Do you have a fan
in your room, by any chance?"
1531
00:38:29,469 --> 00:38:30,429
and she was like, "Do you have a fan
in your room, by any chance?"
1532
00:38:30,469 --> 00:38:32,469
I said,
"Yeah, it's right next to my bed."
1533
00:38:32,509 --> 00:38:32,749
I said,
"Yeah, it's right next to my bed."
1534
00:38:32,789 --> 00:38:34,789
And the nurse goes,
"I think I know what's happened.
1535
00:38:34,829 --> 00:38:34,949
And the nurse goes,
"I think I know what's happened.
1536
00:38:34,989 --> 00:38:36,989
"I think you've come home
and you were so drunk
1537
00:38:37,029 --> 00:38:37,269
"I think you've come home
and you were so drunk
1538
00:38:37,309 --> 00:38:39,309
"that you fell asleep
with your eyes wide open
1539
00:38:39,349 --> 00:38:41,069
"that you fell asleep
with your eyes wide open
1540
00:38:41,109 --> 00:38:43,109
"you dried your eyes out."
1541
00:38:43,149 --> 00:38:43,789
"you dried your eyes out."
1542
00:38:43,829 --> 00:38:45,829
And I was like,
"God, this is embarrassing,
1543
00:38:45,869 --> 00:38:46,029
And I was like,
"God, this is embarrassing,
1544
00:38:46,069 --> 00:38:47,629
"this is mortifying."
1545
00:38:47,669 --> 00:38:49,669
And when I thought it
couldn't get any more embarrassing,
1546
00:38:49,709 --> 00:38:50,029
And when I thought it
couldn't get any more embarrassing,
1547
00:38:50,069 --> 00:38:52,069
my mum leaned forward to the nurse
and was like,
1548
00:38:52,109 --> 00:38:52,469
my mum leaned forward to the nurse
and was like,
1549
00:38:52,509 --> 00:38:54,509
"Oh, my God,
will his eyes ever get wet again?"
1550
00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:55,549
"Oh, my God,
will his eyes ever get wet again?"
1551
00:38:55,589 --> 00:38:57,269
LAUGHTER
1552
00:38:57,309 --> 00:38:59,309
I didn't know you could fall asleep
with your eyes open.
1553
00:38:59,349 --> 00:39:00,189
I didn't know you could fall asleep
with your eyes open.
1554
00:39:00,229 --> 00:39:02,229
Yes. I was bladdered, though,
to be fair, yeah.
1555
00:39:02,269 --> 00:39:03,269
Yes. I was bladdered, though,
to be fair, yeah.
1556
00:39:03,309 --> 00:39:05,309
Oti, have you fallen asleep
with your eyes open?
1557
00:39:05,349 --> 00:39:05,629
Oti, have you fallen asleep
with your eyes open?
1558
00:39:05,669 --> 00:39:07,549
I do that. Like, it's really weird.
1559
00:39:07,589 --> 00:39:09,589
So, we did this at school...
Was it Jagerbombs?
1560
00:39:09,629 --> 00:39:10,349
So, we did this at school...
Was it Jagerbombs?
1561
00:39:10,389 --> 00:39:11,949
LAUGHTER
1562
00:39:11,989 --> 00:39:13,989
No. We used to train ourselves,
1563
00:39:14,029 --> 00:39:14,669
No. We used to train ourselves,
1564
00:39:14,709 --> 00:39:16,469
I don't know, as kids,
we thought it was cool,
1565
00:39:16,509 --> 00:39:17,789
while the teacher was teaching,
1566
00:39:17,829 --> 00:39:19,829
we will train ourselves
to look like we were listening,
1567
00:39:19,869 --> 00:39:21,109
we will train ourselves
to look like we were listening,
1568
00:39:21,149 --> 00:39:22,749
but we would be asleep.
Wow.
1569
00:39:22,789 --> 00:39:24,229
But then you get so good at it
1570
00:39:24,269 --> 00:39:26,269
that the first time I fell asleep
next to my husband,
1571
00:39:26,309 --> 00:39:26,509
that the first time I fell asleep
next to my husband,
1572
00:39:26,549 --> 00:39:28,549
he's like,
"Why are you looking at me?!"
1573
00:39:28,589 --> 00:39:28,709
he's like,
"Why are you looking at me?!"
1574
00:39:28,749 --> 00:39:29,829
LAUGHTER
1575
00:39:29,869 --> 00:39:31,869
And I looked, I was like, no.
1576
00:39:31,909 --> 00:39:32,229
And I looked, I was like, no.
1577
00:39:32,269 --> 00:39:34,069
So I sleep like that.
1578
00:39:34,109 --> 00:39:36,109
And Josh, I know you met
Matthew backstage,
1579
00:39:36,149 --> 00:39:36,269
And Josh, I know you met
Matthew backstage,
1580
00:39:36,309 --> 00:39:38,309
but were you a fan of Stranger
Things? Did you watch it?
1581
00:39:38,349 --> 00:39:38,509
but were you a fan of Stranger
Things? Did you watch it?
1582
00:39:38,549 --> 00:39:40,349
I've only seen the first season
1583
00:39:40,389 --> 00:39:42,389
cos the guy I was with at the time
got too scared,
1584
00:39:42,429 --> 00:39:43,469
cos the guy I was with at the time
got too scared,
1585
00:39:43,509 --> 00:39:44,749
so we stopped watching.
1586
00:39:44,789 --> 00:39:46,789
He was scared of lots of things -
Stranger Things, commitment.
1587
00:39:46,829 --> 00:39:47,429
He was scared of lots of things -
Stranger Things, commitment.
1588
00:39:47,469 --> 00:39:48,629
It was a nightmare.
1589
00:39:48,669 --> 00:39:50,669
LAUGHTER
1590
00:39:50,709 --> 00:39:50,829
LAUGHTER
1591
00:39:50,869 --> 00:39:52,629
But, yeah, so...
1592
00:39:52,669 --> 00:39:54,469
I am gonna get round to it.
1593
00:39:54,509 --> 00:39:55,509
APPLAUSE
1594
00:39:56,909 --> 00:39:58,589
I need to ask you
about your podcast.
1595
00:39:58,629 --> 00:40:00,629
This is something that Matthew may
be able to help you with.
1596
00:40:00,669 --> 00:40:01,389
This is something that Matthew may
be able to help you with.
1597
00:40:01,429 --> 00:40:02,989
You do a podcast called Hard Sell.
1598
00:40:03,029 --> 00:40:04,069
Yes.
1599
00:40:04,109 --> 00:40:06,109
With Darren Harriott, the brilliant
comedian Darren Harriott.
1600
00:40:06,149 --> 00:40:06,709
With Darren Harriott, the brilliant
comedian Darren Harriott.
1601
00:40:06,749 --> 00:40:08,749
Tell us about the premise.
It's a wonderful idea.
1602
00:40:08,789 --> 00:40:08,909
Tell us about the premise.
It's a wonderful idea.
1603
00:40:08,949 --> 00:40:10,949
So, basically,
we go into celebrities' houses,
1604
00:40:10,989 --> 00:40:11,989
So, basically,
we go into celebrities' houses,
1605
00:40:12,029 --> 00:40:14,029
which is the main reason I said yes,
1606
00:40:14,069 --> 00:40:14,389
which is the main reason I said yes,
1607
00:40:14,429 --> 00:40:16,429
and we get to steal
one of their things,
1608
00:40:16,469 --> 00:40:17,709
and we get to steal
one of their things,
1609
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,349
and then we sell it for charity.
1610
00:40:19,389 --> 00:40:21,149
But we get to go to loads
of nice houses.
1611
00:40:21,189 --> 00:40:23,189
We went to Joel Dommett's house.
That was lovely.
1612
00:40:23,229 --> 00:40:23,389
We went to Joel Dommett's house.
That was lovely.
1613
00:40:23,429 --> 00:40:25,269
Hmm, nice.
Yeah, it was a lovely house.
1614
00:40:25,309 --> 00:40:27,309
Not what I would do with the money.
But it was nice!
1615
00:40:27,349 --> 00:40:28,109
Not what I would do with the money.
But it was nice!
1616
00:40:28,149 --> 00:40:30,149
LAUGHTER
Yeah, it was lovely.
1617
00:40:30,189 --> 00:40:30,309
LAUGHTER
Yeah, it was lovely.
1618
00:40:30,349 --> 00:40:32,309
The reason I say Matthew
might be interested,
1619
00:40:32,349 --> 00:40:34,309
is I think you're someone who has,
over the years,
1620
00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:35,789
de-cluttered your life.
Yes, sir.
1621
00:40:35,829 --> 00:40:37,829
So, have you got any clutter left
you could pass his way?
1622
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:38,549
So, have you got any clutter left
you could pass his way?
1623
00:40:38,589 --> 00:40:40,589
Every Monday on Twitter,
1624
00:40:40,629 --> 00:40:41,349
Every Monday on Twitter,
1625
00:40:41,389 --> 00:40:43,389
we just want to de-clutter,
1626
00:40:43,429 --> 00:40:43,989
we just want to de-clutter,
1627
00:40:44,029 --> 00:40:46,029
so we just have a raffle.
1628
00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:46,429
so we just have a raffle.
1629
00:40:46,469 --> 00:40:48,469
Yeah, we had a house
upstate New York,
1630
00:40:48,509 --> 00:40:49,269
Yeah, we had a house
upstate New York,
1631
00:40:49,309 --> 00:40:51,229
and you can look at my resume
and see,
1632
00:40:51,269 --> 00:40:53,269
"I bet you bought the house here
and I bet you sold it here",
1633
00:40:53,309 --> 00:40:54,469
"I bet you bought the house here
and I bet you sold it here",
1634
00:40:54,509 --> 00:40:56,509
because there was a lot
of really poor choices made.
1635
00:40:56,549 --> 00:40:58,189
because there was a lot
of really poor choices made.
1636
00:40:58,229 --> 00:40:59,629
In terms of films?
1637
00:40:59,669 --> 00:41:01,669
Yeah. Because I was paying for a
house. I was paying for a lifestyle.
1638
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:03,069
Yeah. Because I was paying for a
house. I was paying for a lifestyle.
1639
00:41:03,109 --> 00:41:04,189
But what's amazing is,
1640
00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:06,229
cos I know you've had,
like everyone in cinema, certainly,
1641
00:41:06,269 --> 00:41:07,189
cos I know you've had,
like everyone in cinema, certainly,
1642
00:41:07,229 --> 00:41:09,229
you've had a career
where it's a roller-coaster.
1643
00:41:09,269 --> 00:41:09,629
you've had a career
where it's a roller-coaster.
1644
00:41:09,669 --> 00:41:11,669
But some of the parts
you've turned down...Yeah.
1645
00:41:11,709 --> 00:41:12,589
But some of the parts
you've turned down...Yeah.
1646
00:41:12,629 --> 00:41:13,629
It's very striking.
1647
00:41:13,669 --> 00:41:15,669
You turned down some of the biggest
movies of the '80s and early '90s.
1648
00:41:15,709 --> 00:41:16,669
You turned down some of the biggest
movies of the '80s and early '90s.
1649
00:41:16,709 --> 00:41:18,509
Yeah. Can we say which ones
you turned down?
1650
00:41:18,549 --> 00:41:19,749
Sure.
1651
00:41:19,789 --> 00:41:21,789
You were offered the part
of Maverick in Top Gun.Yeah.
1652
00:41:21,829 --> 00:41:22,389
You were offered the part
of Maverick in Top Gun.Yeah.
1653
00:41:22,429 --> 00:41:23,469
AUDIENCE GASPS
1654
00:41:23,509 --> 00:41:25,509
Yeah, it's cos I grew up
with the war,
1655
00:41:25,549 --> 00:41:26,029
Yeah, it's cos I grew up
with the war,
1656
00:41:26,069 --> 00:41:28,069
watching the Vietnam War
on television,
1657
00:41:28,109 --> 00:41:28,549
watching the Vietnam War
on television,
1658
00:41:28,589 --> 00:41:30,589
and then my oldest brothers, and
my sister, participated in the war.
1659
00:41:30,629 --> 00:41:32,629
and then my oldest brothers, and
my sister, participated in the war.
1660
00:41:32,669 --> 00:41:32,869
and then my oldest brothers, and
my sister, participated in the war.
1661
00:41:32,909 --> 00:41:34,909
There's nothing sexy
or romantic about war,
1662
00:41:34,949 --> 00:41:36,229
There's nothing sexy
or romantic about war,
1663
00:41:36,269 --> 00:41:38,269
so the idea of making a movie
like Top Gun,
1664
00:41:38,309 --> 00:41:38,589
so the idea of making a movie
like Top Gun,
1665
00:41:38,629 --> 00:41:40,629
that would make it look fun and...
1666
00:41:40,669 --> 00:41:41,269
that would make it look fun and...
1667
00:41:41,309 --> 00:41:42,949
Glamorise it?
Yeah.
1668
00:41:42,989 --> 00:41:44,989
I just didn't want to participate
in that kind of storytelling.
1669
00:41:45,029 --> 00:41:47,029
I just didn't want to participate
in that kind of storytelling.
1670
00:41:47,069 --> 00:41:47,189
I just didn't want to participate
in that kind of storytelling.
1671
00:41:47,229 --> 00:41:49,229
And I understand that,
and I 100% respect that.
1672
00:41:49,269 --> 00:41:49,789
And I understand that,
and I 100% respect that.
1673
00:41:49,829 --> 00:41:51,829
Why did you turn down
Back To The Future, though?
1674
00:41:51,869 --> 00:41:52,269
Why did you turn down
Back To The Future, though?
1675
00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:54,309
You were offered the Marty McFly
role in Back To The Future.
1676
00:41:54,349 --> 00:41:54,909
You were offered the Marty McFly
role in Back To The Future.
1677
00:41:54,949 --> 00:41:56,469
Yeah, but when you think about...
1678
00:41:56,509 --> 00:41:58,509
I mean, Michael J Fox...
1679
00:41:58,549 --> 00:41:59,749
I mean, Michael J Fox...
1680
00:41:59,789 --> 00:42:01,789
You see why I turned it down.
Because...
1681
00:42:01,829 --> 00:42:03,309
You see why I turned it down.
Because...
1682
00:42:03,349 --> 00:42:05,349
But did you know
he was next in line?No.
1683
00:42:05,389 --> 00:42:05,669
But did you know
he was next in line?No.
1684
00:42:05,709 --> 00:42:07,709
So then, in that case,
that argument doesn't really work.
1685
00:42:07,749 --> 00:42:09,029
So then, in that case,
that argument doesn't really work.
1686
00:42:09,069 --> 00:42:10,149
LAUGHTER
1687
00:42:10,189 --> 00:42:12,189
They'd hired Eric Stoltz
to play the part. Yeah.
1688
00:42:12,229 --> 00:42:12,989
They'd hired Eric Stoltz
to play the part. Yeah.
1689
00:42:13,029 --> 00:42:14,589
Eric Stoltz was let go,
1690
00:42:14,629 --> 00:42:16,629
and they told me
I had 24 hours to make a decision,
1691
00:42:16,669 --> 00:42:18,629
and they told me
I had 24 hours to make a decision,
1692
00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:20,669
and I said,
"Well, Spielberg's producing it,
1693
00:42:20,709 --> 00:42:21,109
and I said,
"Well, Spielberg's producing it,
1694
00:42:21,149 --> 00:42:23,149
"but it's this guy Zemeckis.
I've never heard of Zemeckis."
1695
00:42:23,189 --> 00:42:24,029
"but it's this guy Zemeckis.
I've never heard of Zemeckis."
1696
00:42:24,069 --> 00:42:26,069
I didn't know that Zemeckis
was as talented as he is.
1697
00:42:26,109 --> 00:42:27,309
I didn't know that Zemeckis
was as talented as he is.
1698
00:42:27,349 --> 00:42:29,349
But yeah, I just didn't see myself
in the role.
1699
00:42:29,389 --> 00:42:31,389
But yeah, I just didn't see myself
in the role.
1700
00:42:31,429 --> 00:42:32,029
But yeah, I just didn't see myself
in the role.
1701
00:42:32,069 --> 00:42:34,069
But here's another role
that Matthew turned down.
1702
00:42:34,109 --> 00:42:34,269
But here's another role
that Matthew turned down.
1703
00:42:34,309 --> 00:42:36,309
He turned down... He was offered
the Tom Hanks role in Big.
1704
00:42:36,349 --> 00:42:37,549
He turned down... He was offered
the Tom Hanks role in Big.
1705
00:42:37,589 --> 00:42:39,109
Yeah, that was really stupid.
1706
00:42:39,149 --> 00:42:40,709
LAUGHTER
1707
00:42:42,109 --> 00:42:44,109
Josh, I imagine... Already I can see
you're a versatile young man.Yes.
1708
00:42:44,149 --> 00:42:45,389
Josh, I imagine... Already I can see
you're a versatile young man.Yes.
1709
00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:47,429
Have you done any acting?
1710
00:42:47,469 --> 00:42:47,589
Have you done any acting?
1711
00:42:47,629 --> 00:42:49,629
Oh, well, I told my agent
I would be interested in acting,
1712
00:42:49,669 --> 00:42:50,909
Oh, well, I told my agent
I would be interested in acting,
1713
00:42:50,949 --> 00:42:52,949
and then he got me
some auditions for heterosexual men,
1714
00:42:52,989 --> 00:42:54,989
and then he got me
some auditions for heterosexual men,
1715
00:42:55,029 --> 00:42:55,349
and then he got me
some auditions for heterosexual men,
1716
00:42:55,389 --> 00:42:57,389
and I was like,
"I said I could do a bit of acting,
1717
00:42:57,429 --> 00:42:58,229
and I was like,
"I said I could do a bit of acting,
1718
00:42:58,269 --> 00:43:00,269
"I didn't say
I was fucking Meryl Streep."
1719
00:43:00,309 --> 00:43:00,709
"I didn't say
I was fucking Meryl Streep."
1720
00:43:00,749 --> 00:43:02,109
Do you know what I mean?
LAUGHTER
1721
00:43:02,149 --> 00:43:03,469
Like, "Relax!"
1722
00:43:06,469 --> 00:43:08,469
So, Josh, how long have you been
doing comedy for now?
1723
00:43:08,509 --> 00:43:09,749
So, Josh, how long have you been
doing comedy for now?
1724
00:43:09,789 --> 00:43:11,789
Seven years. Seven years. So it's
still fairly early in your career.
1725
00:43:11,829 --> 00:43:12,629
Seven years. Seven years. So it's
still fairly early in your career.
1726
00:43:12,669 --> 00:43:14,669
Yeah, it was all, like,
doing working men's clubs
1727
00:43:14,709 --> 00:43:15,309
Yeah, it was all, like,
doing working men's clubs
1728
00:43:15,349 --> 00:43:16,509
and rugby clubs in the north.
1729
00:43:16,549 --> 00:43:18,149
Oh, you did working men's clubs?
1730
00:43:18,189 --> 00:43:19,429
Yeah, that's how I started.
1731
00:43:19,469 --> 00:43:20,869
How did the act go down there?
1732
00:43:20,909 --> 00:43:22,909
Yeah, all right.
It was where I cut my teeth,
1733
00:43:22,949 --> 00:43:23,229
Yeah, all right.
It was where I cut my teeth,
1734
00:43:23,269 --> 00:43:25,069
so I think it makes you quite good.
1735
00:43:25,109 --> 00:43:27,109
But sometimes, you know,
sounding like this,
1736
00:43:27,149 --> 00:43:27,509
But sometimes, you know,
sounding like this,
1737
00:43:27,549 --> 00:43:29,069
sometimes they're not...
1738
00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:31,109
Like, as soon as you walk on,
they're like, "Oh, bloody hell."
1739
00:43:31,149 --> 00:43:31,869
Like, as soon as you walk on,
they're like, "Oh, bloody hell."
1740
00:43:31,909 --> 00:43:33,909
Like, I walked on, I did a gig
for 300 farmers in Yorkshire.
1741
00:43:33,949 --> 00:43:35,949
Like, I walked on, I did a gig
for 300 farmers in Yorkshire.
1742
00:43:35,989 --> 00:43:36,669
Like, I walked on, I did a gig
for 300 farmers in Yorkshire.
1743
00:43:36,709 --> 00:43:38,149
LAUGHTER
1744
00:43:39,949 --> 00:43:41,949
And I walked on stage
and all I said was "hello",
1745
00:43:41,989 --> 00:43:42,349
And I walked on stage
and all I said was "hello",
1746
00:43:42,389 --> 00:43:44,389
and straightaway,
this old bloke in the front row
1747
00:43:44,429 --> 00:43:45,269
and straightaway,
this old bloke in the front row
1748
00:43:45,309 --> 00:43:47,309
picked his chair up
and turned around.
1749
00:43:47,349 --> 00:43:47,589
picked his chair up
and turned around.
1750
00:43:47,629 --> 00:43:48,629
LAUGHTER
1751
00:43:48,669 --> 00:43:50,669
So his back were facing me.
And I was thinking,
1752
00:43:50,709 --> 00:43:51,389
So his back were facing me.
And I was thinking,
1753
00:43:51,429 --> 00:43:53,429
"Wow,
this guy is really homophobic."
1754
00:43:53,469 --> 00:43:54,389
"Wow,
this guy is really homophobic."
1755
00:43:54,429 --> 00:43:56,429
But then I thought,
"Hang on, Josh, maybe he's not.
1756
00:43:56,469 --> 00:43:57,109
But then I thought,
"Hang on, Josh, maybe he's not.
1757
00:43:57,149 --> 00:43:59,149
"Maybe he's just never met
an openly gay person before
1758
00:43:59,189 --> 00:43:59,949
"Maybe he's just never met
an openly gay person before
1759
00:43:59,989 --> 00:44:01,949
"and he assumes
that the correct etiquette
1760
00:44:01,989 --> 00:44:03,989
"is that he has to present himself."
1761
00:44:04,029 --> 00:44:04,109
"is that he has to present himself."
1762
00:44:04,149 --> 00:44:06,149
APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER
1763
00:44:06,189 --> 00:44:06,429
APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER
1764
00:44:08,069 --> 00:44:09,469
That's a lovely way...
1765
00:44:09,509 --> 00:44:11,509
That's a positive vibe right there.
1766
00:44:11,549 --> 00:44:11,909
That's a positive vibe right there.
1767
00:44:11,949 --> 00:44:13,949
And he was a great shag,
so fair play.
1768
00:44:13,989 --> 00:44:14,109
And he was a great shag,
so fair play.
1769
00:44:14,149 --> 00:44:15,469
LAUGHTER
1770
00:44:15,509 --> 00:44:17,189
Katherine, what about you?
1771
00:44:17,229 --> 00:44:19,149
From your early days as a stand-up,
1772
00:44:19,189 --> 00:44:21,189
what were the best
and the worst audiences you had?
1773
00:44:21,229 --> 00:44:22,509
what were the best
and the worst audiences you had?
1774
00:44:22,549 --> 00:44:24,549
I mean, I think it's disarming
to be different.
1775
00:44:24,589 --> 00:44:24,749
I mean, I think it's disarming
to be different.
1776
00:44:24,789 --> 00:44:25,909
I think it's great, Josh.
1777
00:44:25,949 --> 00:44:27,949
Go into a room with 300 farmers
talking like Josh,
1778
00:44:27,989 --> 00:44:28,589
Go into a room with 300 farmers
talking like Josh,
1779
00:44:28,629 --> 00:44:29,669
or talking like me,
1780
00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:31,709
I think our differences have made us
probably very unique
1781
00:44:31,749 --> 00:44:33,709
I think our differences have made us
probably very unique
1782
00:44:33,749 --> 00:44:35,349
in this industry.
I feel really lucky.
1783
00:44:35,389 --> 00:44:37,389
Every time I felt like an outsider,
it's, like, been for the best.
1784
00:44:37,429 --> 00:44:38,549
Every time I felt like an outsider,
it's, like, been for the best.
1785
00:44:38,589 --> 00:44:40,189
Like, your comedy is really great
1786
00:44:40,229 --> 00:44:42,229
because you say things that women
would say in their heads
1787
00:44:42,269 --> 00:44:43,429
because you say things that women
would say in their heads
1788
00:44:43,469 --> 00:44:44,829
but then just give you a smile.
1789
00:44:44,869 --> 00:44:46,869
Like, you say things
that I would go...
1790
00:44:46,909 --> 00:44:47,029
Like, you say things
that I would go...
1791
00:44:47,069 --> 00:44:48,669
LAUGHTER
1792
00:44:48,709 --> 00:44:50,709
I'm just saying it with my smile,
but you're like, "Fuck off."
1793
00:44:50,749 --> 00:44:52,029
I'm just saying it with my smile,
but you're like, "Fuck off."
1794
00:44:52,069 --> 00:44:53,789
And I love it, I love it.
1795
00:44:53,829 --> 00:44:55,549
Katherine, and the exciting news is,
1796
00:44:55,589 --> 00:44:57,589
and this is quite a revealing thing
to leave yourself open to,
1797
00:44:57,629 --> 00:44:58,429
and this is quite a revealing thing
to leave yourself open to,
1798
00:44:58,469 --> 00:45:00,309
you've allowed Louis Theroux
into your life
1799
00:45:00,349 --> 00:45:01,949
to do one
of his in-depth interviews.
1800
00:45:01,989 --> 00:45:03,789
Oh, yes, he came on tour with me.
1801
00:45:03,829 --> 00:45:05,829
We're doing that on the BBC
on November 22.
1802
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:06,269
We're doing that on the BBC
on November 22.
1803
00:45:06,309 --> 00:45:08,149
And how revealing,
how open were you?
1804
00:45:08,189 --> 00:45:09,509
How much access did you give him?
1805
00:45:09,549 --> 00:45:11,549
That sounds wrong, of course.
But you know what I mean.
1806
00:45:11,589 --> 00:45:12,229
That sounds wrong, of course.
But you know what I mean.
1807
00:45:12,269 --> 00:45:14,269
Wide! I was wide open, Jonathan.
1808
00:45:14,309 --> 00:45:15,189
Wide! I was wide open, Jonathan.
1809
00:45:15,229 --> 00:45:16,269
LAUGHTER
1810
00:45:16,309 --> 00:45:18,309
So, he filmed with your family,
he filmed in your house?
1811
00:45:18,349 --> 00:45:19,949
So, he filmed with your family,
he filmed in your house?
1812
00:45:19,989 --> 00:45:21,989
Yeah, it's amazing. I protected
my daughter from all social media
1813
00:45:22,029 --> 00:45:22,949
Yeah, it's amazing. I protected
my daughter from all social media
1814
00:45:22,989 --> 00:45:24,989
and didn't really put her
out there at all.
1815
00:45:25,029 --> 00:45:25,149
and didn't really put her
out there at all.
1816
00:45:25,189 --> 00:45:26,269
And she's a teenager now.
1817
00:45:26,309 --> 00:45:28,309
And I feature little bits of her,
where I feel like it's appropriate.
1818
00:45:28,349 --> 00:45:30,349
And I feature little bits of her,
where I feel like it's appropriate.
1819
00:45:30,389 --> 00:45:31,309
And I feature little bits of her,
where I feel like it's appropriate.
1820
00:45:31,349 --> 00:45:33,349
So, like,
my whole family is actually in this,
1821
00:45:33,389 --> 00:45:33,829
So, like,
my whole family is actually in this,
1822
00:45:33,869 --> 00:45:35,869
cos I thought it was such an amazing
project and I love Louis Theroux.
1823
00:45:35,909 --> 00:45:36,909
cos I thought it was such an amazing
project and I love Louis Theroux.
1824
00:45:36,949 --> 00:45:38,949
Bobby's in it, the baby's in it.
My daughter.
1825
00:45:38,989 --> 00:45:39,109
Bobby's in it, the baby's in it.
My daughter.
1826
00:45:39,149 --> 00:45:41,149
Are the dogs in it?
The dogs are the stars of the show.
1827
00:45:41,189 --> 00:45:41,509
Are the dogs in it?
The dogs are the stars of the show.
1828
00:45:41,549 --> 00:45:43,549
OK, we actually do have a clip.
Let's show a clip. Have a look.
1829
00:45:43,589 --> 00:45:45,229
OK, we actually do have a clip.
Let's show a clip. Have a look.
1830
00:45:45,269 --> 00:45:46,549
I always loved Bobby.
1831
00:45:46,589 --> 00:45:48,589
I feel like part of the magic
of our relationship now
1832
00:45:48,629 --> 00:45:48,949
I feel like part of the magic
of our relationship now
1833
00:45:48,989 --> 00:45:50,349
is that I find myself, like,
1834
00:45:50,389 --> 00:45:52,389
still having a teenage infatuation
with him.
1835
00:45:52,429 --> 00:45:52,709
still having a teenage infatuation
with him.
1836
00:45:52,749 --> 00:45:54,669
Like, I love him like...
1837
00:45:54,709 --> 00:45:56,709
like a teenager,
like a Romeo And Juliet...
1838
00:45:56,749 --> 00:45:57,829
like a teenager,
like a Romeo And Juliet...
1839
00:45:57,869 --> 00:45:59,869
Like, I'm obsessed with him
like a teenager.
1840
00:45:59,909 --> 00:46:00,629
Like, I'm obsessed with him
like a teenager.
1841
00:46:00,669 --> 00:46:02,669
Really?
And you feel it in your heart?
1842
00:46:02,709 --> 00:46:03,029
Really?
And you feel it in your heart?
1843
00:46:04,349 --> 00:46:06,349
Lower.
Lower?
1844
00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:06,789
Lower.
Lower?
1845
00:46:06,829 --> 00:46:07,829
LAUGHTER
1846
00:46:07,869 --> 00:46:09,749
Yeah.
1847
00:46:09,789 --> 00:46:11,149
I love...
LAUGHTER
1848
00:46:11,189 --> 00:46:12,869
Right, we're out of that.
1849
00:46:12,909 --> 00:46:14,669
We don't want to hear about that,
do we?
1850
00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:16,709
No, I do feel it in my heart.
Yes, I love Bobby.
1851
00:46:16,749 --> 00:46:17,349
No, I do feel it in my heart.
Yes, I love Bobby.
1852
00:46:17,389 --> 00:46:18,749
TMI!
1853
00:46:18,789 --> 00:46:20,509
APPLAUSE
1854
00:46:20,549 --> 00:46:22,549
The very funny Katherine Ryan
with the very funny Louis Theroux.
1855
00:46:22,589 --> 00:46:23,989
The very funny Katherine Ryan
with the very funny Louis Theroux.
1856
00:46:24,029 --> 00:46:25,749
You can see that next week
on the BBC.
1857
00:46:25,789 --> 00:46:27,109
Josh, so lovely to have you on.
1858
00:46:27,149 --> 00:46:29,149
You've enjoyed him this evening,
ladies and gentlemen?
1859
00:46:29,189 --> 00:46:29,669
You've enjoyed him this evening,
ladies and gentlemen?
1860
00:46:29,709 --> 00:46:31,309
APPLAUSE
1861
00:46:31,349 --> 00:46:33,349
A brilliantly funny young man.
1862
00:46:33,389 --> 00:46:33,469
A brilliantly funny young man.
1863
00:46:33,509 --> 00:46:35,109
We're gonna be seeing
so much more of him.
1864
00:46:35,149 --> 00:46:36,709
Thank you for coming on the show.
1865
00:46:36,749 --> 00:46:38,749
Thank you, also, to Matthew Modine,
ladies and gentlemen.
1866
00:46:38,789 --> 00:46:39,269
Thank you, also, to Matthew Modine,
ladies and gentlemen.
1867
00:46:39,309 --> 00:46:41,309
Craig David, Oti Mabuse,
and Katherine Ryan!
1868
00:46:41,349 --> 00:46:42,509
Craig David, Oti Mabuse,
and Katherine Ryan!
1869
00:46:42,549 --> 00:46:44,549
Join me again next week, where
we've got Kate Hudson on the show,
1870
00:46:44,589 --> 00:46:45,269
Join me again next week, where
we've got Kate Hudson on the show,
1871
00:46:45,309 --> 00:46:47,309
and two of the biggest music stars
this country has ever produced,
1872
00:46:47,349 --> 00:46:48,029
and two of the biggest music stars
this country has ever produced,
1873
00:46:48,069 --> 00:46:50,069
the fabulous Joan Armatrading
will be sitting alongside Stormzy,
1874
00:46:50,109 --> 00:46:50,829
the fabulous Joan Armatrading
will be sitting alongside Stormzy,
1875
00:46:50,869 --> 00:46:52,869
who will also be performing
at the end of the show.
1876
00:46:52,909 --> 00:46:53,029
who will also be performing
at the end of the show.
1877
00:46:53,069 --> 00:46:55,069
But now, with Wet Dream,
here they are, the fabulous Wet Leg!
1878
00:46:55,109 --> 00:46:56,189
But now, with Wet Dream,
here they are, the fabulous Wet Leg!
1879
00:46:56,229 --> 00:46:57,749
APPLAUSE
1880
00:47:14,669 --> 00:47:16,669
# Beam me up
Beam me up
1881
00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:16,829
# Beam me up
Beam me up
1882
00:47:16,869 --> 00:47:18,309
# Count me in
Count me in
1883
00:47:18,349 --> 00:47:20,309
# Three, two, one
Three, two, one
1884
00:47:20,349 --> 00:47:22,069
# Let's begin
1885
00:47:22,109 --> 00:47:23,749
# Here we go
Here we go
1886
00:47:23,789 --> 00:47:25,469
# Here we go
Here we go
1887
00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:27,509
# Here we go, here we go, here we go
1888
00:47:27,549 --> 00:47:29,109
# Here we go, here we go, here we go
1889
00:47:29,149 --> 00:47:31,149
# I was in your wet dream
Driving in my car
1890
00:47:31,189 --> 00:47:32,189
# I was in your wet dream
Driving in my car
1891
00:47:32,229 --> 00:47:34,229
# Saw you at the side of the road
There's no-one else around
1892
00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:36,269
# Saw you at the side of the road
There's no-one else around
1893
00:47:36,309 --> 00:47:36,429
# Saw you at the side of the road
There's no-one else around
1894
00:47:36,469 --> 00:47:38,469
# You're touching yourself
Touching yourself
1895
00:47:38,509 --> 00:47:38,829
# You're touching yourself
Touching yourself
1896
00:47:38,869 --> 00:47:40,869
# Touching your, touching yourself
1897
00:47:40,909 --> 00:47:41,509
# Touching your, touching yourself
1898
00:47:41,549 --> 00:47:43,269
# Touching yourself
1899
00:47:43,309 --> 00:47:45,309
# You said, "Baby, do you want
To come home with me?
1900
00:47:45,349 --> 00:47:46,949
# You said, "Baby, do you want
To come home with me?
1901
00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:48,989
# "I've got Buffalo '66 on DVD"
1902
00:47:49,029 --> 00:47:50,109
# "I've got Buffalo '66 on DVD"
1903
00:47:50,149 --> 00:47:52,149
# You said, "Baby, do you want
To come home with me?
1904
00:47:52,189 --> 00:47:53,669
# You said, "Baby, do you want
To come home with me?
1905
00:47:53,709 --> 00:47:55,709
# "I've got Buffalo '66 on DVD"
1906
00:47:55,749 --> 00:47:57,749
# "I've got Buffalo '66 on DVD"
1907
00:47:57,789 --> 00:47:57,989
# "I've got Buffalo '66 on DVD"
1908
00:47:58,029 --> 00:47:59,509
# Beam me up
Beam me up
1909
00:47:59,549 --> 00:48:01,549
# Count me in
Count me in
1910
00:48:01,589 --> 00:48:01,709
# Count me in
Count me in
1911
00:48:01,749 --> 00:48:03,269
# Three, two, one
Three, two, one
1912
00:48:03,309 --> 00:48:04,549
# Let's begin
1913
00:48:04,589 --> 00:48:06,589
# Here we go
Here we go
1914
00:48:06,629 --> 00:48:06,749
# Here we go
Here we go
1915
00:48:06,789 --> 00:48:08,749
# Here we go
Here we go
1916
00:48:08,789 --> 00:48:10,789
# Here we go, here we go, here we go
1917
00:48:10,829 --> 00:48:11,429
# Here we go, here we go, here we go
1918
00:48:11,469 --> 00:48:13,469
# I was in your wet dream
Driving in my car
1919
00:48:13,509 --> 00:48:15,509
# I was in your wet dream
Driving in my car
1920
00:48:15,549 --> 00:48:15,869
# I was in your wet dream
Driving in my car
1921
00:48:15,909 --> 00:48:17,909
# What makes you think
You're good enough
1922
00:48:17,949 --> 00:48:18,069
# What makes you think
You're good enough
1923
00:48:18,109 --> 00:48:20,109
# To think about me
When you're touching yourself?
1924
00:48:20,149 --> 00:48:20,629
# To think about me
When you're touching yourself?
1925
00:48:20,669 --> 00:48:22,069
# Touching yourself
1926
00:48:22,109 --> 00:48:24,109
# Touching your, touching yourself
1927
00:48:24,149 --> 00:48:24,229
# Touching your, touching yourself
1928
00:48:24,269 --> 00:48:25,589
# Touching yourself
1929
00:48:25,629 --> 00:48:27,629
# You climb onto the bonnet
And you're licking the windscreen
1930
00:48:27,669 --> 00:48:29,669
# You climb onto the bonnet
And you're licking the windscreen
1931
00:48:29,709 --> 00:48:29,829
# You climb onto the bonnet
And you're licking the windscreen
1932
00:48:29,869 --> 00:48:31,869
# I've never seen anything
So obscene
1933
00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:33,109
# I've never seen anything
So obscene
1934
00:48:33,149 --> 00:48:35,149
# It's enough to make a girl blush
1935
00:48:35,189 --> 00:48:36,829
# It's enough to make a girl blush
1936
00:48:36,869 --> 00:48:38,869
# It's enough, it's enough
To make a girl blush
1937
00:48:38,909 --> 00:48:40,509
# It's enough, it's enough
To make a girl blush
1938
00:48:40,549 --> 00:48:42,549
# It's enough, it's enough
It's enough, it's enough
1939
00:48:42,589 --> 00:48:43,829
# It's enough, it's enough
It's enough, it's enough
1940
00:48:43,869 --> 00:48:45,869
# It's enough, it's enough
It's enough, it's enough
1941
00:48:45,909 --> 00:48:47,909
# It's enough, it's enough
It's enough, it's enough
1942
00:48:47,949 --> 00:48:48,069
# It's enough, it's enough
It's enough, it's enough
1943
00:48:48,109 --> 00:48:50,109
# It's enough, it's enough,
It's enough, it's enough
1944
00:48:50,149 --> 00:48:50,549
# It's enough, it's enough,
It's enough, it's enough
1945
00:48:50,589 --> 00:48:52,589
# It's enough, it's enough
it's enough, it's enough
1946
00:48:52,629 --> 00:48:52,749
# It's enough, it's enough
it's enough, it's enough
1947
00:48:52,789 --> 00:48:54,629
# To make a girl blush
1948
00:48:54,669 --> 00:48:56,669
# Beam me up
Beam me up
1949
00:48:56,709 --> 00:48:56,829
# Beam me up
Beam me up
1950
00:48:56,869 --> 00:48:58,829
# Count me in
Count me in
1951
00:48:58,869 --> 00:49:00,429
# Three, two, one
Three, two, one
1952
00:49:00,469 --> 00:49:01,829
# Let's begin
1953
00:49:01,869 --> 00:49:03,829
# Here we go
Here we go
1954
00:49:03,869 --> 00:49:05,869
# Here we go
Here we go
1955
00:49:05,909 --> 00:49:06,029
# Here we go
Here we go
1956
00:49:06,069 --> 00:49:08,069
# Here we go, here we go, here we go
1957
00:49:08,109 --> 00:49:08,229
# Here we go, here we go, here we go
1958
00:49:08,269 --> 00:49:10,269
# Beam me up
Beam me up
1959
00:49:10,309 --> 00:49:11,109
# Beam me up
Beam me up
1960
00:49:11,149 --> 00:49:12,749
# Count me in
Count me in
1961
00:49:12,789 --> 00:49:14,789
# Three, two, one
Three, two, one
1962
00:49:14,829 --> 00:49:14,949
# Three, two, one
Three, two, one
1963
00:49:14,989 --> 00:49:16,549
# Let's begin. #
1964
00:49:16,589 --> 00:49:18,589
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1965
00:49:18,629 --> 00:49:20,629
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1966
00:49:20,669 --> 00:49:21,709
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1967
00:49:21,749 --> 00:49:23,749
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