1 00:00:05,191 --> 00:00:07,751 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 2 00:00:15,991 --> 00:00:18,191 Hello, everyone. Thank you very much. 3 00:00:20,551 --> 00:00:22,191 CHEERING CONTINUES 4 00:00:22,191 --> 00:00:24,911 Thank you so much. Hello, everyone. Good evening. 5 00:00:24,911 --> 00:00:28,111 Hello at home, and good evening. Welcome to The Jonathan Ross Show. 6 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,791 We have got a great programme lined up for you tonight. 7 00:00:30,791 --> 00:00:33,111 Let's have a look at who's in my greenroom. 8 00:00:33,111 --> 00:00:35,911 First up, a hugely talented singer 9 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:38,111 who won an incredible three BRIT Awards 10 00:00:38,111 --> 00:00:39,751 as part of the fabulous Little Mix. 11 00:00:39,751 --> 00:00:41,951 She's now embarking on a solo career, 12 00:00:41,951 --> 00:00:44,151 and we're delighted to have her here with us tonight. 13 00:00:44,151 --> 00:00:46,031 It is, of course, Perrie Edwards. 14 00:00:46,031 --> 00:00:47,951 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello, Perrie. 15 00:00:47,951 --> 00:00:49,511 Thank you for being here. 16 00:00:51,631 --> 00:00:54,311 And I'm excited about this, cos alongside her, 17 00:00:54,311 --> 00:00:57,831 one of the best British comedians of all time. 18 00:00:57,831 --> 00:00:59,471 He's a comedy hero of mine. 19 00:00:59,471 --> 00:01:01,351 He's influenced countless other stand-ups. 20 00:01:01,351 --> 00:01:04,231 He's one of the funniest things to come out of West Bromwich 21 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,631 since the accent. LAUGHTER 22 00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:09,231 The fabulous Mr Frank Skinner. 23 00:01:09,231 --> 00:01:12,391 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Fighting talk, Frank. 24 00:01:14,911 --> 00:01:17,551 Also on the show... And this will excite you. 25 00:01:17,551 --> 00:01:20,751 ..a brilliant choreographer, dancer, all-round showman. 26 00:01:20,751 --> 00:01:22,951 You'll know him as one of the stars of Strictly. 27 00:01:22,951 --> 00:01:26,351 It is the ever-so-lovable Johannes Radebe. 28 00:01:26,351 --> 00:01:28,791 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Johannes! 29 00:01:28,791 --> 00:01:31,591 There's the glamour for the evening right there. 30 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:32,951 Plus, as if that weren't enough, 31 00:01:32,951 --> 00:01:35,991 we're joined by a brilliant BAFTA Award-winning comedian, 32 00:01:35,991 --> 00:01:39,431 writer and actor, who's appeared in shows as varied as The Fall, 33 00:01:39,431 --> 00:01:41,911 This Way Up, Doctor Who and Avoidance. 34 00:01:41,911 --> 00:01:44,871 It's the always-hilarious Aisling Bea. 35 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:47,071 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 36 00:01:47,071 --> 00:01:48,871 Fully committed to the wave. 37 00:01:50,471 --> 00:01:53,271 And we've got music tonight from a brilliant rock band 38 00:01:53,271 --> 00:01:55,231 who have racked up six number-one albums. 39 00:01:55,231 --> 00:01:56,471 Of course, it's Kasabian! 40 00:01:56,471 --> 00:01:59,071 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 41 00:01:59,071 --> 00:02:01,471 Before we get to that, before I get my guests out, 42 00:02:01,471 --> 00:02:03,671 my absolute favourite moment from the week 43 00:02:03,671 --> 00:02:06,951 came from this exchange on BBC's Look North programme. 44 00:02:06,951 --> 00:02:09,671 Because sometimes, the universe creates the perfect two stories 45 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,351 and puts them side-by-side for us - this was one of those moments. 46 00:02:12,351 --> 00:02:14,071 I've also got some PR for you. 47 00:02:14,071 --> 00:02:16,671 Aren't you on Channel 5 on Sunday night? 48 00:02:16,671 --> 00:02:18,591 Oh, no! Erm, yes, it's just... 49 00:02:18,591 --> 00:02:20,271 Can you tell us the name of the show? 50 00:02:20,271 --> 00:02:22,671 Yeah, When Sex On TV Goes Horribly Wrong. 51 00:02:22,671 --> 00:02:24,671 Have a nice weekend, you. 52 00:02:24,671 --> 00:02:26,711 Have a nice weekend. And you. Bye-bye. 53 00:02:26,711 --> 00:02:30,391 Right, now... Oh, no! Oh, dear. Awkward junction. 54 00:02:30,391 --> 00:02:33,911 Now, the famous Glory Hole walkway in Lincoln has reopened today 55 00:02:33,911 --> 00:02:36,111 after being closed for over a year... 56 00:02:36,111 --> 00:02:39,031 LAUGHTER Oh, dear! 57 00:02:39,031 --> 00:02:41,951 Oh! APPLAUSE 58 00:02:41,951 --> 00:02:44,391 They've closed the Glory Hole walkway. 59 00:02:44,391 --> 00:02:46,951 What a blow to the tourist industry that'll be! 60 00:02:46,951 --> 00:02:49,471 Shall we get on with the show? AUDIENCE: Yes! 61 00:02:49,471 --> 00:02:51,511 OK, let's get my first two guests out, 62 00:02:51,511 --> 00:02:54,511 two home-grown superstars both at the top of their game. 63 00:02:54,511 --> 00:02:57,351 It's Perrie Edwards and Frank Skinner. 64 00:02:57,351 --> 00:02:59,391 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 65 00:03:04,911 --> 00:03:06,551 Who's helping who down the stairs? 66 00:03:06,551 --> 00:03:08,311 THEY LAUGH 67 00:03:08,311 --> 00:03:11,231 APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH 68 00:03:13,591 --> 00:03:15,991 I want to be sat on this chair. OK, yes. 69 00:03:17,351 --> 00:03:20,111 Well, I know Frank was probably being a gentleman, 70 00:03:20,111 --> 00:03:22,871 but when you came out here, I thought you had your carer with you. 71 00:03:22,871 --> 00:03:25,471 No. Here's the exciting thing now. 72 00:03:25,471 --> 00:03:28,071 I didn't realise this until I knew you were on the show together. 73 00:03:28,071 --> 00:03:31,351 Together, these two very talented people have had 74 00:03:31,351 --> 00:03:33,991 nine number-one singles. 75 00:03:33,991 --> 00:03:35,631 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 76 00:03:35,631 --> 00:03:39,351 But in Frank's case, it was four times for the same song. 77 00:03:39,351 --> 00:03:40,631 LAUGHTER 78 00:03:40,631 --> 00:03:42,511 Four times at number one with one song? 79 00:03:42,511 --> 00:03:46,751 Do you know, I had a parcel come from the Guinness Book Of Records, 80 00:03:46,751 --> 00:03:49,631 and it was two framed certificates. 81 00:03:49,631 --> 00:03:53,631 One said, "The first song ever to go to number one four times," 82 00:03:53,631 --> 00:03:55,391 and the other one said, 83 00:03:55,391 --> 00:03:59,751 "The biggest drop from number one in the history of the charts." 84 00:03:59,751 --> 00:04:03,431 And it dropped an ironic 96 places in a week. 85 00:04:03,431 --> 00:04:04,871 Wow! Wow! 86 00:04:04,871 --> 00:04:09,271 And I thought, "I've got showbiz in a parcel here, the ups and downs." 87 00:04:09,271 --> 00:04:10,751 Cos, of course, that's Three Lions, 88 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,951 which you must know the song Three Lions. 89 00:04:12,951 --> 00:04:14,631 # Three lions on the shirt. # 90 00:04:14,631 --> 00:04:16,831 Is that it? I mean, it's not bad. 91 00:04:16,831 --> 00:04:18,711 Why didn't we get you instead of Dave? 92 00:04:18,711 --> 00:04:21,071 LAUGHTER Here's the exciting thing, 93 00:04:21,071 --> 00:04:23,031 Perrie, last time you were on the show, 94 00:04:23,031 --> 00:04:25,311 you were here with Little Mix. Mm-hm. 95 00:04:25,311 --> 00:04:27,031 You were with Leigh-Anne and Jade. Yes. 96 00:04:27,031 --> 00:04:28,751 And you've been on in the past, as well, 97 00:04:28,751 --> 00:04:30,511 when there were four of you. Yes. 98 00:04:30,511 --> 00:04:32,871 And now you've gone solo. Is it weird coming out on your own? 99 00:04:32,871 --> 00:04:36,351 Is it strange doing things without the rest of the band around you? 100 00:04:36,351 --> 00:04:39,471 Did you see me clinging on Frank for dear life on the way out? 101 00:04:39,471 --> 00:04:43,431 It's really bizarre. It is weird, like, not having them with me. 102 00:04:43,431 --> 00:04:45,111 Yeah. It does feel really different. 103 00:04:45,111 --> 00:04:47,031 But do you like it? Is it freeing in any way? 104 00:04:47,031 --> 00:04:49,631 Is it negative in some ways, but positive, as well? 105 00:04:49,631 --> 00:04:51,191 Yeah, definitely. 106 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:53,511 I think it was just the right time for us to part ways, 107 00:04:53,511 --> 00:04:55,511 do our own thing. And I just want them to win, 108 00:04:55,511 --> 00:04:57,951 so it is nice seeing them do their own thing, as well. 109 00:04:57,951 --> 00:05:00,471 So, officially, though, you are now a solo artist. 110 00:05:00,471 --> 00:05:02,191 Yes. And that must have been 111 00:05:02,191 --> 00:05:04,431 quite a big jump to make, isn't it? 112 00:05:04,431 --> 00:05:05,991 Were you nervous about it? 113 00:05:05,991 --> 00:05:07,751 Yes, terrified. 114 00:05:07,751 --> 00:05:10,191 It's so different, and it's not what I'm used to. 115 00:05:10,191 --> 00:05:12,871 So, from being 16, I was in Little Mix, 116 00:05:12,871 --> 00:05:16,151 so I don't know any different, so, yeah, it is quite daunting, 117 00:05:16,151 --> 00:05:18,351 but I'm having such a good time so far. 118 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:20,551 So, your first single is out now? Yes. 119 00:05:20,551 --> 00:05:23,311 It's just about to come out. Called Forget About Us, is that right? 120 00:05:23,311 --> 00:05:25,991 Yes, Forget About Us, out now. And tell me, who wrote this song? 121 00:05:25,991 --> 00:05:27,471 Er, Ed Sheeran. 122 00:05:27,471 --> 00:05:28,751 Ed Sheeran? Mm-hm. 123 00:05:28,751 --> 00:05:30,311 That's pretty good, isn't it? Yeah. 124 00:05:30,311 --> 00:05:32,191 Did you reach out to Ed? Did he reach out to you? 125 00:05:32,191 --> 00:05:33,471 How did that come about? 126 00:05:33,471 --> 00:05:36,191 So, he sent the song, and I just loved it straightaway. 127 00:05:36,191 --> 00:05:38,031 And I think I listened to it, like, once, 128 00:05:38,031 --> 00:05:40,351 and I was singing it again and again and again, thinking, 129 00:05:40,351 --> 00:05:42,911 "What is that song that I keep singing?" And it was that one. 130 00:05:42,911 --> 00:05:44,751 OK, let's have a look. Would you like to see it? 131 00:05:44,751 --> 00:05:46,791 No-one has seen this video, this is an exclusive. 132 00:05:46,791 --> 00:05:47,831 You're seeing it first. 133 00:05:47,831 --> 00:05:49,751 It's a great song. Have a look at this. 134 00:05:49,751 --> 00:05:51,471 # Here's the truth of it 135 00:05:51,471 --> 00:05:55,431 # I don't want you ever To forget about us in the front seat 136 00:05:55,431 --> 00:05:58,831 # Listening to songs That made you think about me 137 00:05:58,831 --> 00:06:02,871 # Bonfire smoke on your hoodie That I stole from your flat 138 00:06:02,871 --> 00:06:04,871 # No, I never gave it back 139 00:06:04,871 --> 00:06:08,311 # But I don't want you ever To forget about us 140 00:06:08,311 --> 00:06:09,871 # I know we were never perfect 141 00:06:09,871 --> 00:06:12,671 # But I think about the life We never had 142 00:06:12,671 --> 00:06:16,231 # Yeah, we both found different love And we're moving on 143 00:06:16,231 --> 00:06:18,551 # Let's leave it buried Where it was but... # 144 00:06:18,551 --> 00:06:21,591 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 145 00:06:21,591 --> 00:06:23,911 Well done, Perrie! Good. It's out now. 146 00:06:23,911 --> 00:06:27,871 Congratulations. Thank you, thank you. 147 00:06:27,871 --> 00:06:30,071 Hey, Perrie, since you were last on, 148 00:06:30,071 --> 00:06:32,311 it's exciting news in your personal life. 149 00:06:32,311 --> 00:06:34,911 I hope you don't mind me going there, but you've become engaged. 150 00:06:34,911 --> 00:06:37,871 Yes, I'm engaged. APPLAUSE 151 00:06:37,871 --> 00:06:39,271 Yay! 152 00:06:40,471 --> 00:06:44,711 And so, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is the young man, 153 00:06:44,711 --> 00:06:46,911 and he is a professional footballer, isn't he? Yes. 154 00:06:46,911 --> 00:06:48,631 Are you familiar with him? I am. 155 00:06:48,631 --> 00:06:50,551 He was quite an important figure 156 00:06:50,551 --> 00:06:53,071 in our house during the 2018 World Cup, 157 00:06:53,071 --> 00:06:55,511 because he was the one Panini sticker 158 00:06:55,511 --> 00:06:57,711 that my son couldn't get... Wow! 159 00:06:57,711 --> 00:07:01,151 ..for England, and then, he missed the World Cup through injury, 160 00:07:01,151 --> 00:07:03,991 and I think we had a sort of an omen of that happening. 161 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:05,351 Wow. Wow. Oh, wow! 162 00:07:05,351 --> 00:07:08,471 Yeah, I think it was a sticker-led absence. 163 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:12,111 Wow! So, it's all your fault, then. No, not our fault. Blame Panini. 164 00:07:12,111 --> 00:07:13,791 LAUGHTER 165 00:07:13,791 --> 00:07:15,991 Did you ever get the sticker? No. 166 00:07:15,991 --> 00:07:18,791 You haven't got one, have you? LAUGHTER 167 00:07:18,791 --> 00:07:21,231 Do you think Alex might have his own sticker to spare? 168 00:07:21,231 --> 00:07:23,431 He's got to have some. He might have kept them all. 169 00:07:23,431 --> 00:07:25,031 That's why we couldn't get one. 170 00:07:25,031 --> 00:07:28,071 But I was just saying, Alex plays in Turkey now. 171 00:07:28,071 --> 00:07:30,071 Yeah. So, he's away in Turkey. 172 00:07:30,071 --> 00:07:31,711 And how long is he gonna be playing...? 173 00:07:31,711 --> 00:07:33,511 Cos he was with Liverpool, wasn't he? 174 00:07:33,511 --> 00:07:35,711 Yes. And so he's signed now 175 00:07:35,711 --> 00:07:37,711 to one of the big Turkish teams. Besiktas, yes. 176 00:07:37,711 --> 00:07:40,311 I didn't wanna say that, cos I thought I might mispronounce it. 177 00:07:40,311 --> 00:07:42,151 LAUGHTER That's funny. 178 00:07:42,151 --> 00:07:44,431 Do you speak any Turkish? Have you learnt any Turkish? 179 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:46,911 I can say "tesekkurler". That's "thank you". 180 00:07:46,911 --> 00:07:48,391 Thank you. That's about it. 181 00:07:48,391 --> 00:07:51,511 So, presumably, you're not spending a lot of time in Turkey. 182 00:07:51,511 --> 00:07:53,751 No! No, no. 183 00:07:53,751 --> 00:07:56,431 Is it tricky, keeping the relationship going? 184 00:07:56,431 --> 00:07:58,631 I mean, obviously, you're committed to each other, 185 00:07:58,631 --> 00:08:01,031 but still, it's difficult. Yeah, I can't lie. It is hard. 186 00:08:01,031 --> 00:08:02,991 I think when he was playing for Liverpool, 187 00:08:02,991 --> 00:08:04,471 and he was based in Manchester, 188 00:08:04,471 --> 00:08:06,391 it was so easy to do the back and forth. 189 00:08:06,391 --> 00:08:08,591 Yeah. But Turkey is a little bit further, 190 00:08:08,591 --> 00:08:10,631 and he doesn't get a lot of time off, 191 00:08:10,631 --> 00:08:12,831 and I'm trying to launch a solo career 192 00:08:12,831 --> 00:08:15,231 whilst having a two-year-old, so it is a lot to juggle, 193 00:08:15,231 --> 00:08:17,511 but we make it work for the ones we love, don't we? 194 00:08:17,511 --> 00:08:19,951 And I'm sure, when you get together, it's probably amazing. 195 00:08:19,951 --> 00:08:21,831 Yes. And we've never lived together, anyway. 196 00:08:21,831 --> 00:08:24,231 So, the whole eight years we've been in a relationship, 197 00:08:24,231 --> 00:08:25,911 we've never actually lived together. 198 00:08:25,911 --> 00:08:27,551 So, in actual fact, when he comes back, 199 00:08:27,551 --> 00:08:30,311 that's when the challenge starts. Yes, yes. 200 00:08:30,311 --> 00:08:33,471 Other than lockdown, we've never been together for that long. 201 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,831 But you've done it then, really, cos lockdown was... 202 00:08:35,831 --> 00:08:37,831 Kind of. ..a very intense version. 203 00:08:37,831 --> 00:08:39,831 It was intense, and I did enjoy his company, 204 00:08:39,831 --> 00:08:41,471 so I was happy about that. 205 00:08:41,471 --> 00:08:44,751 Well, I mean, I would've hoped so. Yeah, cos I was a bit worried. 206 00:08:44,751 --> 00:08:47,191 Frank, you still do quite a lot of material 207 00:08:47,191 --> 00:08:50,551 based on your domestic situation, on your relationship with Cath. 208 00:08:50,551 --> 00:08:53,031 And it's not always... It's not like you're painting 209 00:08:53,031 --> 00:08:55,071 a rosy picture of being married. 210 00:08:55,071 --> 00:08:57,271 Not necessarily. Yeah. 211 00:08:57,271 --> 00:08:59,631 I think it's... We've been together 23 years, 212 00:08:59,631 --> 00:09:02,311 and I think it's good for a comedian 213 00:09:02,311 --> 00:09:04,871 to be in a long-term relationship 214 00:09:04,871 --> 00:09:07,991 because it means awkward silences don't frighten me. 215 00:09:07,991 --> 00:09:09,911 LAUGHTER 216 00:09:11,391 --> 00:09:15,231 But when we do argue, I've always said that, 217 00:09:15,231 --> 00:09:18,631 if you watched us argue, it would be like going to a gig 218 00:09:18,631 --> 00:09:23,111 to see a band, because we start with some new stuff... 219 00:09:23,111 --> 00:09:25,951 Mm. LAUGHTER 220 00:09:25,951 --> 00:09:31,071 ..and then, eventually, we roll out our greatest hits. 221 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,111 LAUGHTER 222 00:09:33,111 --> 00:09:35,591 APPLAUSE 223 00:09:35,591 --> 00:09:38,191 Thanks for the chord of recognition there. 224 00:09:38,191 --> 00:09:40,711 It's total recog.... Yeah, so, I'm saying stuff like, 225 00:09:40,711 --> 00:09:45,031 "And here's a grudge of mine you might remember from 2005." 226 00:09:45,031 --> 00:09:48,231 And off we go. But you know the sort of thing. 227 00:09:48,231 --> 00:09:50,831 So, there's a song, though, on the album 228 00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:53,111 about your relationship, isn't there? Mm-hm. 229 00:09:53,111 --> 00:09:54,911 2-2 is one of the tracks on the album. 230 00:09:54,911 --> 00:09:56,911 Yes, one of the songs. I wrote it with Raye. 231 00:09:56,911 --> 00:09:58,871 With Raye? Yes. Wow, amazing! 232 00:09:58,871 --> 00:10:01,751 I know, it was such a good day, and we were just sat chilling. 233 00:10:01,751 --> 00:10:04,671 And to be fair, like, just full disclosure, 234 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:06,191 my partner and I, we don't argue a lot. 235 00:10:06,191 --> 00:10:08,951 We're very laidback, very chilled. How long have you been together? 236 00:10:08,951 --> 00:10:10,391 Eight years. Eight years? 237 00:10:10,391 --> 00:10:12,071 Eight years. That's pretty good. 238 00:10:12,071 --> 00:10:14,751 But you're not actually together. That's why you're not arguing. 239 00:10:14,751 --> 00:10:18,471 Exactly. We wouldn't argue if I lived in Turkey! 240 00:10:18,471 --> 00:10:20,631 LAUGHTER 241 00:10:20,631 --> 00:10:22,791 No, we're not like... 242 00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:24,991 We argue... We don't argue, but at the same time, 243 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:27,951 I can be a little bit of a petty bitch, and I can't help it. 244 00:10:27,951 --> 00:10:30,231 I don't know if it's my star sign, I don't know if it's... 245 00:10:30,231 --> 00:10:32,231 What star sign is that that would be a petty bitch? 246 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:34,791 Cancer. So, I'm very stubborn. Crabby. 247 00:10:34,791 --> 00:10:36,271 Crab-like. I'm crabby. 248 00:10:36,271 --> 00:10:38,471 I thought Cancer would be emotional and open. 249 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,031 Oh, I'm very emotional! Oh, OK. 250 00:10:40,031 --> 00:10:41,711 But not in the best way. OK. 251 00:10:41,711 --> 00:10:44,271 And you don't argue, you say? Not really, no, 252 00:10:44,271 --> 00:10:46,911 but I will hold a grudge for anything that he might say. 253 00:10:46,911 --> 00:10:49,111 What sort of things would you hold a grudge over? 254 00:10:49,111 --> 00:10:50,871 I don't know. I'll just, like, take it 255 00:10:50,871 --> 00:10:53,751 and really just take it for ages, long it out. 256 00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:55,031 Oh, no. But small things? 257 00:10:55,031 --> 00:10:56,951 Yeah. I'd rather have an argument any time. 258 00:10:56,951 --> 00:10:58,591 I don't like arguing, though. I hate it. 259 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,311 I used to play that game with my partner, 260 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:03,591 that "guess why I'm upset" game. Yeah, that's what I do. 261 00:11:03,591 --> 00:11:06,031 Oh, we've played it for two or three days. 262 00:11:06,031 --> 00:11:08,231 It's like a test match. Yeah. 263 00:11:08,231 --> 00:11:10,191 Yea, it just goes on and on. 264 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:13,311 Oh, I just can't help the way I am. 265 00:11:13,311 --> 00:11:15,951 I'm just like that, but we just started writing a song about it, 266 00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:18,151 and I just thought the lyrics were super relatable. 267 00:11:18,151 --> 00:11:20,591 And why should you have to change? He loves you for who you are. 268 00:11:20,591 --> 00:11:24,471 Exactly. And if he just said sorry, everything would be fine quickly. 269 00:11:24,471 --> 00:11:27,751 Have you ever considered having a yellow card, 270 00:11:27,751 --> 00:11:30,471 just as a warning? 271 00:11:30,471 --> 00:11:32,831 Just holding it. 272 00:11:32,831 --> 00:11:35,471 I've just heard he's signed to Turkey for another five years. 273 00:11:35,471 --> 00:11:37,231 Yeah, do you know why? 274 00:11:37,231 --> 00:11:40,111 But he'd love the yellow card. My partner said to me... 275 00:11:40,111 --> 00:11:42,071 We had an argument once, and she said, 276 00:11:42,071 --> 00:11:45,551 "I've noticed you don't even watch me when I get undressed any more." 277 00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:47,791 Oh! And so, that night, 278 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:51,391 I had this big pair of, like, horse-racing binoculars 279 00:11:51,391 --> 00:11:54,311 that I kept under the duvet, 280 00:11:54,311 --> 00:11:56,991 and I waited for ages, and I thought, 281 00:11:56,991 --> 00:11:58,111 "I'm just gonna wait." 282 00:11:58,111 --> 00:11:59,951 And she turned round, and there I was. 283 00:11:59,951 --> 00:12:04,391 But, Frank, you know that isn't what she wanted. 284 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,231 No, but that's what she loves me for, ultimately. 285 00:12:07,231 --> 00:12:10,431 Yeah. Pranking. That's what she loves. 286 00:12:10,431 --> 00:12:13,671 For the bants. OK, what about your son? 287 00:12:13,671 --> 00:12:15,871 You've got a little two-year-old. Yes. 288 00:12:15,871 --> 00:12:17,231 Axel is his name, I believe. 289 00:12:17,231 --> 00:12:19,431 Yeah, Axel. And does he like listening to you sing? 290 00:12:19,431 --> 00:12:21,631 Does he like the album? Does he like what you do? 291 00:12:21,631 --> 00:12:23,391 He loves it. AUDIENCE: Aww. 292 00:12:23,391 --> 00:12:25,431 I know, he's so cute! 293 00:12:25,431 --> 00:12:28,191 Like, I look at him, and I'm like, "I made that." 294 00:12:28,191 --> 00:12:31,431 Like, I made him. Not all by myself, obviously. I had a bit of help. 295 00:12:31,431 --> 00:12:35,831 But he's just, honestly... Yeah, I think Alex gets the assist. 296 00:12:35,831 --> 00:12:37,551 LAUGHTER 297 00:12:37,551 --> 00:12:39,911 Don't you think he's exactly like him? 298 00:12:39,911 --> 00:12:41,511 He is. He does... 299 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:44,311 Even I got that, Frank, and I don't know football. 300 00:12:44,311 --> 00:12:47,631 LAUGHTER Did you say he's called Axel? 301 00:12:47,631 --> 00:12:49,591 Axel, yeah. After Axl Rose? 302 00:12:49,591 --> 00:12:51,191 Yeah, yes. Fantastic! 303 00:12:51,191 --> 00:12:52,991 I love Axl Rose. This is interesting cos... 304 00:12:52,991 --> 00:12:55,471 My son's called Slash. 305 00:12:55,471 --> 00:12:57,351 LAUGHTER No, he isn't. 306 00:12:57,351 --> 00:13:00,071 Your son, am I right in thinking he's developed 307 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,111 a real interest in that kind of music? 308 00:13:02,111 --> 00:13:05,071 Well, we went and saw Slash, actually, last week, live. 309 00:13:05,071 --> 00:13:06,271 Really? 310 00:13:06,271 --> 00:13:09,791 And, yeah, he's absolutely mad for heavy metal, my son. 311 00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:11,191 He plays guitar. 312 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,671 I went past his bedroom today, and I could just hear... 313 00:13:13,671 --> 00:13:16,031 IMITATES GUITAR ..coming from inside it. 314 00:13:16,031 --> 00:13:18,751 I love that. Yeah, so, we've been to see... 315 00:13:18,751 --> 00:13:22,191 We've been to see, in the last year, Kiss, Slipknot, 316 00:13:22,191 --> 00:13:23,911 Metallica, Def Leppard... Slipknot?! 317 00:13:23,911 --> 00:13:26,151 How old was he when you took him to see Slipknot? 318 00:13:26,151 --> 00:13:27,951 I think 11's all right for Slipknot. 319 00:13:27,951 --> 00:13:29,391 LAUGHTER 320 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,551 Frank, though... And you would love this, I'm sure. 321 00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:34,871 Frank has got a new show on in the West End. 322 00:13:34,871 --> 00:13:36,111 I went to see it already. 323 00:13:36,111 --> 00:13:38,671 It is fantastic, as you would expect. 324 00:13:38,671 --> 00:13:42,231 And it's called, am I right in thinking, 30 Years Of Dirt? 325 00:13:42,231 --> 00:13:44,511 That's correct. OK. Now, the title, obviously, 326 00:13:44,511 --> 00:13:47,951 is a play on words from the four-times number one single. 327 00:13:47,951 --> 00:13:50,511 But at the same time, what does it mean to you? 328 00:13:50,511 --> 00:13:51,991 Why did you choose that? 329 00:13:51,991 --> 00:13:54,871 Well, I... My stand-up career 330 00:13:54,871 --> 00:13:58,711 has been almost an endless stream of filth, 331 00:13:58,711 --> 00:14:01,391 and it's not really been my idea. 332 00:14:01,391 --> 00:14:04,671 I often start off with quite a lot of clean material in it. 333 00:14:04,671 --> 00:14:06,991 You probably found this with Little Mix, as well. 334 00:14:06,991 --> 00:14:08,591 LAUGHTER 335 00:14:08,591 --> 00:14:11,631 And then the audience laugh a lot louder at the dirty stuff, 336 00:14:11,631 --> 00:14:14,071 so I got rid of the clean stuff and stuck with it. 337 00:14:14,071 --> 00:14:18,071 So, they were the opposite of a filter, the audience. 338 00:14:18,071 --> 00:14:21,791 They left all the muck in. And then I thought, it's always been - 339 00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:26,791 at school, in the factory, in the pub - knob jokes, 340 00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:29,271 if I may use that term on ITV. 341 00:14:29,271 --> 00:14:32,751 They were like the language that we spoke in the West Midlands. 342 00:14:32,751 --> 00:14:37,031 I went to visit Hull Minster, you know, the big church in Hull, 343 00:14:37,031 --> 00:14:39,391 and I met this guy who worked there. 344 00:14:39,391 --> 00:14:42,471 And it was a hot day. He was in, like, shorts and a T-shirt 345 00:14:42,471 --> 00:14:44,311 with the Hull Minster badge. 346 00:14:44,311 --> 00:14:46,671 And he said, "Would you like to go to the top of the tower? 347 00:14:46,671 --> 00:14:49,511 "It's not open today, but because you're you, I'll take you up." 348 00:14:49,511 --> 00:14:52,991 I said, "That's lovely." He said, "It's a fantastic view from the top. 349 00:14:52,991 --> 00:14:55,231 "OK, it's of Hull, but..." AUDIENCE MEMBER: Whay! 350 00:14:55,231 --> 00:14:56,871 LAUGHTER 351 00:14:56,871 --> 00:14:58,751 So, anyway, he went up the stairs, and he said, 352 00:14:58,751 --> 00:15:01,471 "When we get halfway up, you'll be able to see the bell mechanism." 353 00:15:01,471 --> 00:15:03,951 I said, "I'm not surprised in those shorts." And... 354 00:15:03,951 --> 00:15:05,671 LAUGHTER 355 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:08,311 And it gave me... 356 00:15:08,311 --> 00:15:12,351 It gave me such joy, such simple joy. 357 00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:15,711 We've got to go to a break, but I've got more questions 358 00:15:15,711 --> 00:15:17,431 for both of you, so please stay put. 359 00:15:17,431 --> 00:15:19,631 We are gonna take a short break, but don't go away, 360 00:15:19,631 --> 00:15:21,871 because up next, we'll be joined by Johannes Radebe. 361 00:15:21,871 --> 00:15:23,631 We'll see you in a couple of minutes. 362 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,831 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 363 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:31,900 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 364 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,940 Welcome back to the show. Let's get my next guest out now. 365 00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:40,220 And this is gonna be exciting, cos he brings real energy to the couch. 366 00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:42,580 He's one of the break-out stars of Strictly Come Dancing. 367 00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:45,900 It is, of course, the fabulous Johannes Radebe. 368 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:48,100 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 369 00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:58,060 PERRIE: Oh, I love it! 370 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:01,420 Oh, stop! 371 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:04,300 I love it! I love it, I love it! 372 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:06,180 Hello. Oh, man! 373 00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:08,180 Johannes, you look fabulous, of course. 374 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:09,500 Doesn't he look fabulous? 375 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,100 CHEERING That's so nice. 376 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,620 Of course. Everyone looks fabulous. 377 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:16,660 I need to rest for a minute, cos that's my energy for the day gone. 378 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:17,820 Oh! 379 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:21,900 Johannes is currently on tour with his own show, House Of Jojo. 380 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:23,020 Yes, sir. 381 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:25,460 And this is a big tour. You've been doing it for a while, 382 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:28,140 and it's on until the middle of June, or early June? Yep. 383 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:29,820 Wow! Where have you performed so far? 384 00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:32,900 Where have been the standout places for you? What have you enjoyed? 385 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,740 What has surprised you in the experience? 386 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:37,620 You know what? I've been doing it for the past three years now. 387 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,500 Wow! But I absolutely... 388 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,340 We opened in High Wycombe. 389 00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:43,820 I said the hospitality was beautiful. 390 00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:48,100 And then Southampton was rockers. It was a party. 391 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:50,140 You don't have to go through every date. 392 00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:53,740 Just a couple of the highlights would be lovely. 393 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:55,060 OK, no, Southampton... 394 00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,940 How were the sausage rolls in Bridlington? 395 00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:58,780 Oh, they...! LAUGHTER 396 00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:01,020 I've opened my show there for the past two years. 397 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,900 I absolutely love that gem on the east coast. 398 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,700 Wow! I really do. 399 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,540 I would live out in Bridlington if I could. 400 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:09,300 Wow! It's quiet. 401 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,100 Well, you'd fit right in, then. 402 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,740 LAUGHTER 403 00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:15,500 True. We all love Strictly, of course. 404 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,700 I know you're a fan, Perrie. 405 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:19,020 But Frank is a real super fan, aren't you? 406 00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:22,260 Yeah, me and my son went to the live show 407 00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:25,060 at the O2 and stuff, but we love... 408 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:28,260 I have to say that Jojo is our favourite. 409 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:30,700 I'm not just saying that cos he's here. 410 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:35,180 But I was watching you and John dance... Yeah. 411 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:38,260 ..and I said to my son, who was about nine at the time, 412 00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:41,020 "You know, when I was growing up in Birmingham, 413 00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:44,020 "gay men used to get beat up in the street for being gay men. 414 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:48,420 "And now, we are watching the biggest show on television - 415 00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:51,340 "not only is there two gay men dancing, 416 00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:53,300 "but they are loved by the public." 417 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:57,260 And I said to him, "You are growing up in wondrous times." 418 00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:59,580 You know, it's amazing. Yep, yep. 419 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,380 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 420 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,780 Oh! Frank mustn't do that to me. 421 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:08,300 Frank, if you only knew. I'm a hot mess. I'll start crying. 422 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,500 No, but you know... Aw. 423 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,260 No, that is the absolute truth, you know. 424 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:16,900 I come from Africa, you know, and I have to say I've spent 425 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:19,100 the past seven years in this country, 426 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:22,380 and it has been absolutely wonderful. I feel seen. 427 00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:26,940 And that experience really brought... 428 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,060 a certain confidence to me that I cannot tell you. 429 00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:32,220 I've never had that, you know. 430 00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:35,940 It's restored my faith in humanity, that experience. 431 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,980 And to hear people... 432 00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:43,500 ..give feedback as to how beautiful it was, that really humbles me. 433 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,980 Well, it was a very important moment, 434 00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:47,940 as well as a very beautiful moment. 435 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:49,820 Yeah. Frank, you're gonna make me cry. 436 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:52,020 I think, if you've got a kid, especially, yeah. 437 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,940 APPLAUSE 438 00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:56,780 That is so cute. Thank you. 439 00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:58,260 Johannes... Yeah. 440 00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:00,620 ..I can see Frank's gonna keep going 441 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:03,020 until you actually cry, you know that, don't you? 442 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:04,300 No, no. 443 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:05,940 No, no. I've got tears in my eyes. 444 00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:08,580 I've been asked to do Strictly. You've been asked to do Strictly? 445 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:09,700 A few times. 446 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,100 I didn't mean to sound surprised. Of course you have. 447 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,420 No, but my partner persuaded me 448 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,860 to go on a lads' weekend to Amsterdam instead. 449 00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:19,060 She thought there'd be less temptation. 450 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:21,260 LAUGHTER 451 00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:25,900 Wow, you should have come and danced with me! 452 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:28,380 I know. But the curse! What about the curse? 453 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:30,580 Oh, no! I'm already in love with you. 454 00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:32,740 That would have been impossible. 455 00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:36,100 So, Frank, you have been genuinely asked. And can you dance? 456 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,100 I've never seen you dance, I don't think. 457 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,020 I am so self-conscious. I have turned... 458 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:44,100 I love, if I may mention a show on another channel, 459 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,940 Michael McIntyre's The Wheel. 460 00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,500 I love the show, but there's a bit 461 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,820 where they dance when the wheel spins. 462 00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:53,220 I can't do that. I would rather... 463 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:56,300 And it's good money, but I would rather turn it down. 464 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,180 LAUGHTER 465 00:19:58,180 --> 00:19:59,260 Perrie... Yes. 466 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,820 ..you are a big fan of the show, so they maybe haven't asked you. 467 00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:03,620 If they were to ask you... Mm-hm. 468 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,900 Because people would love to see you on it, I'm sure. 469 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:09,100 Would you consider doing it? I think I'd be really scared. 470 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,700 You know, in the band, at the very beginning, 471 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,140 we went to rehearsals, and I was like, 472 00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:16,660 "I'm so excited to go to rehearsals, see what it's all about." 473 00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:18,340 They were like, "Here are your dancers, 474 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:19,860 "and this is your choreography," 475 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:23,100 and I remember just crying my eyes out and being like, "What?" 476 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,900 And I went to my manager, and I was like, 477 00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:27,980 "I'm gonna have to leave the band." And they were like, "Why?" 478 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:30,340 And I was like, "Cos I can't really dance. 479 00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:32,140 "I don't wanna dance." And they were like, 480 00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:34,340 "Well, you have to, cos it's the girl band, 481 00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:37,220 "it's the dancing, it's the choreo. It's what makes the whole thing." 482 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:39,260 It's part of the appeal. But I was just so terrified 483 00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:42,340 and so uncomfortable dancing that I just didn't wanna do it, 484 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:44,980 cos I just wanted to stand and sing, do you know? 485 00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:47,540 I get what you're saying. And it was so hard to dance and sing 486 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:49,740 at the same time, as well. But you mastered it. 487 00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:51,460 I've seen you perform, and you're amazing. 488 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:52,820 It's a confidence thing, though. 489 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:55,020 When you don't feel confident in your own body, 490 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,340 it doesn't move right. 491 00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:59,220 But you say that. After all these years, what has happened? 492 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:01,020 Well, now I love it. Absolutely. 493 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,980 Now I absolutely love dancing. 494 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:06,020 You'd be great on Strictly. I actually would love it. 495 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:07,620 Well, would you do it? 496 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,820 Yeah. Wow! 497 00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:11,100 I think I would, I think I would. 498 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,340 Oh, the BBC, it's a big one, that! 499 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:16,900 If I did it, you know when you get the old guy who does it? 500 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,340 You know what it would be? 501 00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:20,580 They'd have me dressed as a giant grouse 502 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,100 dancing to Shotgun by George Ezra. 503 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,460 LAUGHTER 504 00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:27,620 It would just be excru... 505 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,820 But you should do it. You'd be great on it. 506 00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:31,500 So, Jojo, you don't know in advance 507 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,100 who you're gonna be partnered with, do you? 508 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,860 How long before the show do they tell you 509 00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:38,060 who you're gonna be helping? Partnered with. 510 00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:41,820 Erm, depends, you know, but it's very close to the time. 511 00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:44,020 And I think it's important that they do that, 512 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:47,420 because I think all us pros are going mad in our heads. 513 00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:51,660 But, yeah, right now, I'm still waiting for the phone call. 514 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:52,860 Yeah. Fingers crossed... 515 00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:55,060 This is the phone call, not who you're partnered with, 516 00:21:55,060 --> 00:21:56,900 whether you're even on the next series? Yes. 517 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,100 They haven't even told you that yet? No, not yet. 518 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,060 Oh, come on! They're gonna have to have you on. 519 00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:03,500 You must feel quite... quietly confident. 520 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,420 Yeah. No! Jonathan! 521 00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:07,820 LAUGHTER 522 00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:09,020 What?! 523 00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:12,060 Everybody wants this job, do you know what I mean? 524 00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:14,580 So, the reason why it is such a thing 525 00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:18,380 is because it is great to be a part of it, you know, 526 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,140 because there are people that are waiting in the wings 527 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,660 to snatch the job. 528 00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:26,260 JOHANNES LAUGHS Younger people? 529 00:22:26,260 --> 00:22:28,900 Hotter. Jojo! 530 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:31,100 I don't think that's possible. Come on! 531 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,420 You can't be worried about that! 532 00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:33,860 Oh... 533 00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:36,060 LAUGHTER 534 00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:38,900 Jojo knows he's safe. 535 00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:42,540 There's been a lot of firsts that you've created on Strictly, 536 00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:44,540 cos I believe you were the first male dancer 537 00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:46,260 they had dancing in heels on the show. 538 00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:48,460 Yes, sir. And it was the first time... 539 00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:50,660 And this happened when you were dancing with John. 540 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,220 ..where a man lifted another man. 541 00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:55,660 That must have been, I would have thought, quite a moment for you. 542 00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:58,100 It really was, it really was. 543 00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:00,580 He lifted me like I was a piece of feather. 544 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:01,860 LAUGHTER 545 00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:04,820 And you're obviously a very fit man, but you're quite a big man. 546 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:07,540 Listen, I'm a horse, am I not? 547 00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:09,580 LAUGHTER 548 00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:12,980 A horse? 549 00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:16,140 "I'm a horse"? I love the way you said that, as well. 550 00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:18,180 "I'm a horse, am I not?" 551 00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:19,940 LAUGHTER 552 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,260 It felt like Dr Seuss. 553 00:23:22,260 --> 00:23:24,420 I must admit, I had heard that. 554 00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:27,020 LAUGHTER 555 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:28,900 No, no... 556 00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:31,180 But you are a well-built man. 557 00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:33,500 I'm a well-built man, and I think, you know, 558 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,380 I've always lifted women, 559 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:39,020 and I think I know the level of care that goes into that, 560 00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:42,500 and I know they always land on the floor, and they say, 561 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,260 "Oh, Johannes, thank you for that. I felt like I was flying." 562 00:23:45,260 --> 00:23:48,860 So, for me to experience it for the first time was quite special. 563 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:52,780 And I have to thank John Whaite for really being del... 564 00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:55,300 you know, caring with me. 565 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:58,900 He was quite patient, you know, while I was trying to figure it out. 566 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:01,700 Because we didn't have a template as to how we were gonna do it. 567 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:03,740 Of course. Were you nervous about being lifted? 568 00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:05,660 Was there a fear that he might actually...? 569 00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:08,740 Drop me? Or he might not even get me up in the air? 570 00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:09,900 I mean, what are we trying? 571 00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:12,140 Two blokes trying to do some ballroom dancing? 572 00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:13,180 I mean, it's mad! 573 00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:16,020 Never in my lifetime did I think that would ever happen. 574 00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:19,140 So, the fact that John was willing to do things 575 00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:21,540 really set us apart from the rest of the competition. 576 00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:23,420 And when you spoke about it beforehand, 577 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,780 did he need to reassure you, or did you have to reassure him 578 00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:28,540 that what you were doing was doable, that he could manage it? 579 00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:30,580 The truth is, for the first time in my life, 580 00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:33,900 I've had somebody say to me, Jonathan, "I've got you." 581 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:35,820 ALL: Aww! 582 00:24:35,820 --> 00:24:38,740 The police were the first people who said that to me. 583 00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:40,660 LAUGHTER 584 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,540 APPLAUSE 585 00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:46,420 Oh, dear. 586 00:24:48,340 --> 00:24:50,980 You know... I can't take him anywhere. 587 00:24:50,980 --> 00:24:52,900 But we were talking about going on Strictly. 588 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:55,100 I was told by someone... I don't know if it's true. 589 00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:57,420 ..that your favourite TV show, Perrie, is actually... 590 00:24:57,420 --> 00:25:00,220 not Embarrassing Bodies, it's Naked Attraction? 591 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:02,820 Yeah. 592 00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:05,540 Jojo, have you ever seen Naked Attraction? 593 00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:07,540 Once. Once. 594 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,580 Once was enough for me, as well. 595 00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:13,460 I just find it fascinating. I don't know. 596 00:25:13,460 --> 00:25:15,220 It's like you shouldn't be watching it, 597 00:25:15,220 --> 00:25:17,660 but you can't help but watch it. You know, one of them, 598 00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:19,860 where you're, like, "This is really uncomfortable, 599 00:25:19,860 --> 00:25:22,260 "but I wanna see more," like that. It's so bizarre. 600 00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:24,540 And do you watch it alone or with the girls from the band? 601 00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:26,980 Who do you watch it with? When we lived in Manchester, 602 00:25:26,980 --> 00:25:29,340 our TVs were connected in every room, 603 00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:32,460 so whatever Sky box you were on or whatever TV channel you were on, 604 00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:34,180 it was linked. That's risky! 605 00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:37,220 Yep! And I went to bed, and it was on. 606 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:39,860 And it's always on really late, when there's not much on. 607 00:25:39,860 --> 00:25:41,540 Mm-hm. So, I was scrolling through, 608 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,780 and I was like, "Bit of Naked Attraction, go on, then." 609 00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:46,060 So, I'm watching it, minding my own business, 610 00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:48,300 thinking, "Tee-hee." And then, I just get, like... 611 00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:51,380 The door just bursts open, and it's my mother-in-law. 612 00:25:51,380 --> 00:25:54,700 And bearing in mind, she's quite a well-to-do lady, 613 00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:56,700 she's very respectful, bit of a prude. 614 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:59,620 And she went, "What on Earth is on my TV?" 615 00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:02,180 And I was like, "You can see...?" And she was like... 616 00:26:02,180 --> 00:26:03,980 So, it was playing in her room, as well? 617 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,180 It was playing in her room, so she was watching, like, 618 00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:08,060 a nice movie before bed, and I've went in, 619 00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:10,580 I'm like, "Interesting! Yeah!" 620 00:26:10,580 --> 00:26:14,820 And she just ran in, mortified, thinking I'd put it on by accident. 621 00:26:14,820 --> 00:26:17,260 And I was like, "How on Earth has that come on? 622 00:26:17,260 --> 00:26:21,500 "Why would anyone put that on?" I was so embarrassed. 623 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,700 And you do see some sights on that show. 624 00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:26,140 Oh, it's the questions she asks, though, as well. 625 00:26:26,140 --> 00:26:28,100 Yeah. I think it's brilliant. 626 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:32,820 I saw one, and the guy was talking about the women's private parts. 627 00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:35,060 Yep. And they said, "What do you think?" 628 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:37,780 And he said, "It's not very welcoming, is it?" 629 00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:39,820 LAUGHTER 630 00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:42,060 It's brilliant! 631 00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,500 I thought... It's so good. 632 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:47,420 .."What do you want? A porch light?" 633 00:26:47,420 --> 00:26:49,260 LAUGHTER 634 00:26:49,260 --> 00:26:51,580 Stop! Oh, my gosh... 635 00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:53,860 Oh, my gosh, I can't. 636 00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:55,140 OK, let's get back to the show. 637 00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:59,500 So, Jojo, the House Of Jojo UK tour has begun. 638 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:02,140 It's going on until June. What do you see on stage? 639 00:27:02,140 --> 00:27:03,500 When people come to the show... 640 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:06,180 You mentioned dancing to some of the music that you grew up with. 641 00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:07,260 Yeah. 642 00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:09,540 But what do we actually see? Cos it's a fabulous poster. 643 00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:11,700 I can't wait for my mum to see that. 644 00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,420 LAUGHTER 645 00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:15,260 The truth of the matter is, 646 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:18,140 it was designed to bring joy and laughter, 647 00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:20,140 and it encourages a lot of love. 648 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:22,300 Is there a storyline to the show? 649 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:24,100 Yeah, there's a narrative, you know. 650 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:27,100 A theatre show, like a dance show, 651 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:31,020 I always think it is nice when people come and have fun, 652 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:34,620 but we also touch on human qualities, 653 00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:35,980 which is love, 654 00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:38,900 and we reflect on what is happening in the world right now. 655 00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:41,100 But it ends up in a big procession, 656 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:43,860 where everybody walks out, boogieing out of the theatre. 657 00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:45,900 Big boogie on the way out. Yeah, yeah. 658 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:47,100 Let's have a look at the show. 659 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:51,060 This is House Of Jojo, and it's touring until 2nd June, 660 00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:52,940 and it looks spectacular. 661 00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:56,700 MUSIC: 'I Need You' by Ofri Flint 662 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:11,780 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 663 00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:14,100 That's House Of Jojo. 664 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:16,060 Treat yourself to a ticket or two. 665 00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:17,660 I'm gonna go and see it with Frank. 666 00:28:17,660 --> 00:28:19,820 We're gonna have a boys' night out, 667 00:28:19,820 --> 00:28:22,020 go and see House Of Jojo when it's playing in London. 668 00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:25,220 Definitely. I'm up for that. Exciting news, as well, though, 669 00:28:25,220 --> 00:28:26,980 because after House Of Jojo finishes, 670 00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:28,820 and hopefully, you'll be doing Strictly... 671 00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:30,380 Yes. But then at the end of the year... 672 00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:32,380 And you're gonna make the announcement now. 673 00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:34,260 ..you're going into a big musical. 674 00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:36,420 It's my first musical. 675 00:28:36,420 --> 00:28:39,380 It's my musical debut, honestly. PERRIE GASPS 676 00:28:39,380 --> 00:28:42,180 I know. And I'm a late bloomer. 677 00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:44,140 Erm... LAUGHTER 678 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:47,100 But I have the opportunity to do... 679 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,620 to play Lola in Kinky Boots. 680 00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:51,980 Kinky Boots. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 681 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,260 Oh, my gosh! 682 00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:59,940 Oh! There he is, in those titular boots. 683 00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:02,380 HE LAUGHS Listen, this is... 684 00:29:02,380 --> 00:29:06,020 Everything I've done in my career, I feel like it is led to this moment. 685 00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:07,740 It's been leading to this moment. 686 00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:10,180 Presumably, you've seen the show, and you love the show. 687 00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:12,380 I do, I do. I followed it since its inception. 688 00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:15,860 And you'll be singing, as well. Which is the first for me. 689 00:29:15,860 --> 00:29:18,380 Wow! Yeah. It's been two years now, 690 00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:19,900 I've been taking my singing lessons, 691 00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:22,620 because I've known about the job for two years. 692 00:29:22,620 --> 00:29:24,100 But I just wanted to bring myself, 693 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:27,860 just to respect people that have come before me, you know. 694 00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:31,500 I wanted to put in the work before I could say yes, 695 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,980 but I'm grateful that my producers waited 696 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:36,540 until I was ready to audition. Exciting news. 697 00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:39,100 So, that was obviously on what we call a bucket list, I guess, 698 00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:41,540 things you want to achieve in your life. Absolutely. 699 00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:43,860 Oh, Jonathan, you know, I wanna work to a point 700 00:29:43,860 --> 00:29:48,100 where I'm not desperate any more, and this gives me that, yeah. 701 00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:51,420 Well, it gives you... Exactly. Yeah. 702 00:29:51,420 --> 00:29:53,420 Ah, that's so good! 703 00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:58,500 That's exciting news, Jojo. We'll come and see you in that, as well. 704 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:00,260 We're gonna take a break, but don't go away. 705 00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:02,820 Up next, we'll be joined by the brilliantly funny Aisling Bea. 706 00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:05,180 See you in a couple of minutes. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 707 00:30:12,050 --> 00:30:14,370 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 708 00:30:14,370 --> 00:30:16,930 Welcome back. Welcome back to the show. 709 00:30:16,930 --> 00:30:18,810 Let's get my next guest right out here. 710 00:30:18,810 --> 00:30:21,650 She is an award-winning comedian, actor and writer. 711 00:30:21,650 --> 00:30:23,970 She's always a fabulous guest, as well. 712 00:30:23,970 --> 00:30:26,410 Will you please welcome Aisling Bea! 713 00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:28,250 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 714 00:30:37,490 --> 00:30:39,810 Thank you. 715 00:30:39,810 --> 00:30:41,210 Hi, guys! 716 00:30:41,210 --> 00:30:42,650 Hello. Hi, friends. 717 00:30:42,650 --> 00:30:45,130 Aisling, come and sit down here. AUDIENCE MEMBER: Love you! 718 00:30:45,130 --> 00:30:47,530 Oh, thank you, Mother, for coming to the show. 719 00:30:47,530 --> 00:30:48,890 It's great to have you here. 720 00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:50,530 Thank you for coming back on. Thank you. 721 00:30:50,530 --> 00:30:53,050 I know you're... I'm presuming you're a fan of everyone here. 722 00:30:53,050 --> 00:30:56,690 No, not everyone, Jonathan, but it would be unprofessional to say who. 723 00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:58,890 OK. Little Mix, though, you were a big fan of. 724 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:00,490 Oh, my God, like, obsessed. 725 00:31:00,490 --> 00:31:03,810 I can't believe I'm on the couch with Perrie from Little Mix. 726 00:31:03,810 --> 00:31:06,410 When we were... 727 00:31:06,410 --> 00:31:10,090 Prince Harry and Meghan came to Ireland on a trip, 728 00:31:10,090 --> 00:31:12,010 and the Irish government collected... 729 00:31:12,010 --> 00:31:14,210 Like, "Who do we get from Ireland to just stand around 730 00:31:14,210 --> 00:31:17,330 "to be young and cool?" And for some reason, I was on the list. 731 00:31:17,330 --> 00:31:19,330 And they put us into, like, little piles, 732 00:31:19,330 --> 00:31:21,690 like, four of us standing in each group. Mm. 733 00:31:21,690 --> 00:31:23,850 And Harry or Meghan would come over, 734 00:31:23,850 --> 00:31:26,890 and, God love them, had to shake everyone's hands and talk to us. 735 00:31:26,890 --> 00:31:28,770 And there was myself and Caitriona Balfe, 736 00:31:28,770 --> 00:31:30,410 who's a brilliant Irish actress, 737 00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:32,690 and Amy Huberman, as well, just standing there. 738 00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:35,610 And Harry came along, and I was, like, "We're the Irish Little Mix." 739 00:31:35,610 --> 00:31:37,210 LAUGHTER 740 00:31:37,210 --> 00:31:40,450 And you could see him want to laugh, assuming it was a joke, 741 00:31:40,450 --> 00:31:43,650 but then just in case this higgledy-piggledy bunch 742 00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:46,810 of Irish women in their 30s were the Irish Little Mix, 743 00:31:46,810 --> 00:31:48,810 we were like, "Oh, oh, er, ooh... 744 00:31:48,810 --> 00:31:50,690 "No, we're not, we're not!" 745 00:31:50,690 --> 00:31:52,650 And I was like... SHE GASPS 746 00:31:52,650 --> 00:31:55,250 You've met Prince Harry, as well, though, haven't you? 747 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:57,250 Yes, yeah, at the Royal Variety. 748 00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:59,210 We performed, and then met him after. 749 00:31:59,210 --> 00:32:00,970 Oh, that's a better story. 750 00:32:00,970 --> 00:32:04,010 LAUGHTER 751 00:32:04,010 --> 00:32:07,490 And you've done the Royal Variety before, haven't you? 752 00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:09,130 And you did it fairly recently? 753 00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:11,170 I did it for Queen Victoria, originally. 754 00:32:11,170 --> 00:32:12,970 LAUGHTER 755 00:32:12,970 --> 00:32:14,450 No, I did it... 756 00:32:14,450 --> 00:32:20,450 Me and David Baddiel and Ian Broudie did the Three Lions at it, 757 00:32:20,450 --> 00:32:23,850 and then, we were introduced to Sophie Wessex, 758 00:32:23,850 --> 00:32:26,610 I believe she's called. Yeah. 759 00:32:26,610 --> 00:32:31,410 And she came over and said to me, "Well, don't give up your day job." 760 00:32:31,410 --> 00:32:33,850 Wow! And I said, "What do you mean?" 761 00:32:33,850 --> 00:32:36,330 She said, "You're obviously not used to being 762 00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:38,490 "in front of an audience." 763 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:41,210 And I said, "Well, I'm a comedian." 764 00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:43,930 And she said, "Yeah, but you don't do places this big." 765 00:32:43,930 --> 00:32:47,690 It was the Albert Hall. And I slightly pathetically said, 766 00:32:47,690 --> 00:32:50,170 "Well, I was at the London Palladium last summer." 767 00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:52,530 LAUGHTER In a really... 768 00:32:52,530 --> 00:32:54,370 AISLING: You showed her, Frank. 769 00:32:54,370 --> 00:32:57,130 Yeah, I think she was trying to be, erm... 770 00:32:57,130 --> 00:33:00,130 abusive. LAUGHTER 771 00:33:00,130 --> 00:33:04,370 No, actually, she sent me a Christmas card, saying, 772 00:33:04,370 --> 00:33:06,290 "I'm sorry if I offended you." 773 00:33:06,290 --> 00:33:07,930 JOHANNES: Oh, really? Wow! 774 00:33:07,930 --> 00:33:11,330 Yeah, which was very sweet. But I also... Sorry. 775 00:33:11,330 --> 00:33:15,370 ..went in front of what's now the King, but was Prince Charles, 776 00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:17,610 the first time I ever did the Royal Variety, 777 00:33:17,610 --> 00:33:21,010 and I completely died on my arse, I went really badly. 778 00:33:21,010 --> 00:33:22,890 And he came up to me after and said... 779 00:33:22,890 --> 00:33:27,130 AS CHARLES: "So, where do you normally work?" 780 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:31,890 Then, he said, "Is it in the North?" 781 00:33:31,890 --> 00:33:34,410 LAUGHTER 782 00:33:34,410 --> 00:33:37,170 Oh, dear, oh, dear. 783 00:33:37,170 --> 00:33:40,330 Johannes, have you had interactions with the royal family? 784 00:33:40,330 --> 00:33:45,090 Yes, I have. Sophie, actually. Oh, yeah? 785 00:33:45,090 --> 00:33:47,290 She wants to do Strictly Come Dancing. 786 00:33:47,290 --> 00:33:50,650 Wow! She would love the opportunity to, but she can't, obviously. 787 00:33:50,650 --> 00:33:52,410 She has told you this, or you've dreamt it? 788 00:33:52,410 --> 00:33:55,650 Yes... No, no, she has personally told me this. 789 00:33:55,650 --> 00:33:58,050 Are they not...? Is that, like, in the law 790 00:33:58,050 --> 00:34:00,610 of the land of Britain that they're not allowed to do Strictly? 791 00:34:00,610 --> 00:34:04,090 They're not allowed to do something like that. Can you imagine? 792 00:34:04,090 --> 00:34:07,730 Aisling, I'm excited to say, is back on our screens in Avoidance, 793 00:34:07,730 --> 00:34:09,410 a very funny comedy show. 794 00:34:09,410 --> 00:34:11,570 It's Fridays, BBC One, nine-thirty. 795 00:34:11,570 --> 00:34:13,530 Of course, you can catch up on iPlayer, as well. 796 00:34:13,530 --> 00:34:15,730 This is you playing opposite Romesh Ranganathan, 797 00:34:15,730 --> 00:34:17,610 who I guess you've known for a while. 798 00:34:17,610 --> 00:34:18,810 You're friends in real life. 799 00:34:18,810 --> 00:34:20,770 Oh, yeah, we've been friends for about 15 years. 800 00:34:20,770 --> 00:34:23,730 But this is a second series of his show that he wrote, 801 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:25,210 and it's all about sort of a man 802 00:34:25,210 --> 00:34:28,090 going through a divorce from his partner, Jess Knappett. 803 00:34:28,090 --> 00:34:30,930 And then in comes my character in series two. 804 00:34:30,930 --> 00:34:34,250 And sparks fly. Sparks fly perhaps, sure. 805 00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:35,890 Don't want to give it away. 806 00:34:35,890 --> 00:34:38,130 But, yeah, so, sparks fly between us. 807 00:34:38,130 --> 00:34:40,170 So, you've got your arm in a sling there. 808 00:34:40,170 --> 00:34:41,770 Is that part of the storyline? 809 00:34:41,770 --> 00:34:43,490 Er, no, it wasn't. It was because... 810 00:34:43,490 --> 00:34:47,090 I actually did the whole show on loads of drugs. 811 00:34:47,090 --> 00:34:50,330 Erm... Let me explain. 812 00:34:50,330 --> 00:34:53,530 I was supposed to have keyhole surgery on my shoulder 813 00:34:53,530 --> 00:34:56,010 from an accident two days beforehand, 814 00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:58,690 but when they went in, they found out that my arm was hanging off. 815 00:34:58,690 --> 00:35:01,970 They had to go in and totally reconstruct my shoulder 816 00:35:01,970 --> 00:35:03,730 while I was asleep. How had you done it? 817 00:35:03,730 --> 00:35:06,170 How had you injured yourself? I got knocked down off my bike 818 00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:08,210 during the pandemic, I wasn't paying attention. 819 00:35:08,210 --> 00:35:10,850 Wear a helmet, kids. Always pay attention where you're going to. 820 00:35:10,850 --> 00:35:12,850 Don't listen to podcasts while you're cycling. 821 00:35:12,850 --> 00:35:14,450 Traffic lights are there for a reason. 822 00:35:14,450 --> 00:35:16,130 LAUGHTER 823 00:35:16,130 --> 00:35:18,770 But I actually got knocked down on the way to the hospital, 824 00:35:18,770 --> 00:35:20,970 so I was kind of like, "Well, when in Rome..." 825 00:35:20,970 --> 00:35:23,130 And then... 826 00:35:23,130 --> 00:35:26,610 And then the BAFTAs were over Zoom that day, and I was nominated, 827 00:35:26,610 --> 00:35:29,210 but I won, also on drugs that day, in my garden. 828 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:31,610 I was like, "I'm lucky to be alive. What a day! 829 00:35:31,610 --> 00:35:34,010 "What a day!" LAUGHTER 830 00:35:34,010 --> 00:35:37,250 Presumably, were you still on painkillers when you were filming? 831 00:35:37,250 --> 00:35:41,170 Oh, like, out of my head on painkillers. I remember... 832 00:35:41,170 --> 00:35:43,370 I think the job was really lovely, but I was like... 833 00:35:43,370 --> 00:35:46,370 # I'm walking in the air. # 834 00:35:46,370 --> 00:35:49,330 So I remember it as just one long day. 835 00:35:49,330 --> 00:35:51,330 I had a great time. 836 00:35:51,330 --> 00:35:54,650 But we had to make my sling as part of the character, 837 00:35:54,650 --> 00:35:56,290 like, the character's got a sling. 838 00:35:56,290 --> 00:36:00,330 But I really couldn't move very much, and I was very high. 839 00:36:00,330 --> 00:36:02,850 Well, you know what? You pull it off magnificently. 840 00:36:02,850 --> 00:36:04,650 This is a little clip for you. As I said, 841 00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:06,530 it's on Friday nights, BBC One, nine-thirty. 842 00:36:06,530 --> 00:36:08,010 It's very funny. This is Avoidance. 843 00:36:08,010 --> 00:36:11,170 This cupboard, which has been stuck, 844 00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:13,410 and I have a tin of spaghetti hoops in there 845 00:36:13,410 --> 00:36:15,970 that I've just been craving for months, 846 00:36:15,970 --> 00:36:17,170 so I just think it needs a... 847 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:20,090 ..strong man like yourself. 848 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:23,410 Oh, yeah, yeah. Right, yeah. Erm... 849 00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:28,650 Whoa, that is stuck. Yeah, it's stuck, isn't it? 850 00:36:28,650 --> 00:36:31,810 Yes, I can confirm that. Oh, thank you for confirming it. 851 00:36:31,810 --> 00:36:33,050 So, is the, erm...? 852 00:36:33,050 --> 00:36:36,570 Does this whole auction thing mean that I'm basically your slave? 853 00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:39,490 Ooh, I don't love the optics of that, but... 854 00:36:39,490 --> 00:36:42,610 Unless that's what you're into. What? No! God, no! 855 00:36:42,610 --> 00:36:44,130 No! Didn't realise you were kinky. 856 00:36:44,130 --> 00:36:47,170 No, I'm not kinky. I'm absolutely not kinky. No, no, that's not... 857 00:36:47,170 --> 00:36:49,010 We've all got a kink. But I haven't got a kink. 858 00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:51,290 I'm not here to kink shame you. I don't have a kink. 859 00:36:51,290 --> 00:36:52,370 Everyone has a kink. 860 00:36:52,370 --> 00:36:54,010 My kink is that I don't have any kinks. 861 00:36:54,010 --> 00:36:56,010 You could be the lead singer of The Kinks. 862 00:36:56,010 --> 00:36:57,650 What I'm saying is, I'm not kinky. 863 00:36:57,650 --> 00:36:59,850 I've got nothing against kinks. I'm not a kink... 864 00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:02,890 Oh, my God, Jonathan, relax. I was totally yanking your chain. 865 00:37:02,890 --> 00:37:04,650 Oh, right. But you're very funny 866 00:37:04,650 --> 00:37:05,930 when you're flustered. 867 00:37:05,930 --> 00:37:08,210 APPLAUSE 868 00:37:08,210 --> 00:37:09,690 That's Avoidance. 869 00:37:09,690 --> 00:37:12,810 Friday nights, BBC One, nine-thirty, and on iPlayer. 870 00:37:12,810 --> 00:37:17,170 You can see you two have a real relaxed relationship there. 871 00:37:17,170 --> 00:37:19,690 You're performing well together. But you have to do scenes... 872 00:37:19,690 --> 00:37:22,410 Because without giving too much away, the characters' sparks fly, 873 00:37:22,410 --> 00:37:24,250 and the characters kind of get together. Mm. 874 00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:26,690 So, you had to perform scenes with Romesh which were, 875 00:37:26,690 --> 00:37:28,890 like, boyfriend-girlfriend scenes. Yeah. 876 00:37:28,890 --> 00:37:32,010 You've known him a while. Does that make it easier or harder? 877 00:37:32,010 --> 00:37:35,810 Oh, totally harder. Cos you get used to doing lovemaking scenes. 878 00:37:35,810 --> 00:37:38,010 Sorry to get everyone with a giant horn 879 00:37:38,010 --> 00:37:39,330 as soon as I mention that. 880 00:37:39,330 --> 00:37:42,930 LAUGHTER Apologies, Great Britain. 881 00:37:42,930 --> 00:37:47,170 But it's rare that rather being with another actor pal, 882 00:37:47,170 --> 00:37:50,010 you're with a friend-friend, and a stand-up friend. Yeah. 883 00:37:50,010 --> 00:37:52,210 And the two of us had one scene where we had to kiss. 884 00:37:52,210 --> 00:37:54,010 And without giving too much away, 885 00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:56,890 we had to kiss for the first time for as long... 886 00:37:56,890 --> 00:37:58,250 until Jessica Knappett, 887 00:37:58,250 --> 00:38:00,210 who's an amazing actress, came in the back, 888 00:38:00,210 --> 00:38:03,410 and then we'd split our heads apart, and Jess would be there. 889 00:38:03,410 --> 00:38:06,970 But it just took longer for her to open the door than we thought. 890 00:38:06,970 --> 00:38:10,650 And so, I was like, "OK, well, how are you, Romesh?" 891 00:38:13,410 --> 00:38:15,410 And I just... 892 00:38:15,410 --> 00:38:17,610 I knew I was doing bad kissing. 893 00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:19,570 You know when you know, and you're in there. 894 00:38:19,570 --> 00:38:22,690 And I sort of wanted to be like, "This is not normally how I do it." 895 00:38:22,690 --> 00:38:24,410 LAUGHTER 896 00:38:24,410 --> 00:38:26,090 And when they finally called "cut", 897 00:38:26,090 --> 00:38:28,290 I was like, "You're not gonna tell Josh Widdicombe 898 00:38:28,290 --> 00:38:31,010 "and James Acaster and all the lads that I'm bad at kissing, are you? 899 00:38:31,010 --> 00:38:32,650 "Don't tell all the lads!" 900 00:38:33,850 --> 00:38:36,370 But the intimacy in acting, of course, that's expected, 901 00:38:36,370 --> 00:38:38,690 and there is, we mentioned earlier, the Strictly curse, 902 00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:40,410 but there is a lot of intimacy in dancing. 903 00:38:40,410 --> 00:38:41,810 Do you feel the same way, 904 00:38:41,810 --> 00:38:44,530 if you're dancing with someone who you don't like? 905 00:38:44,530 --> 00:38:47,370 LAUGHTER Cos that's still a type of tension. 906 00:38:47,370 --> 00:38:51,170 I love your flicking. You've got no hair to flick! 907 00:38:51,170 --> 00:38:53,490 LAUGHTER 908 00:38:53,490 --> 00:38:56,450 Johannes, you've done that about three times. What are you flicking? 909 00:38:56,450 --> 00:38:59,570 It gives me time to think about what to say. 910 00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:03,210 Erm... No, that's the thing. 911 00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:07,250 I mean... Yes, if you... LAUGHTER 912 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:09,410 If you're not trained... 913 00:39:09,410 --> 00:39:11,690 Well, for the pros, you can put it on. 914 00:39:11,690 --> 00:39:13,610 You can fake it. You can fake it. 915 00:39:13,610 --> 00:39:15,850 So, it's acting, as well, really, as part of that job. 916 00:39:15,850 --> 00:39:18,970 I've danced with complete strangers, back in the old... 917 00:39:18,970 --> 00:39:21,530 I mean, it was the conga. 918 00:39:21,530 --> 00:39:23,250 LAUGHTER The conga. 919 00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:25,170 Are you familiar with the conga? 920 00:39:25,170 --> 00:39:26,970 When I was growing up in Birmingham... 921 00:39:26,970 --> 00:39:28,810 LAUGHING: "Are you familiar with the conga?" 922 00:39:28,810 --> 00:39:32,050 ..the conga was at the centre of our culture. 923 00:39:32,050 --> 00:39:35,050 I once went... This is true, Jojo. 924 00:39:35,050 --> 00:39:37,210 I once went on a conga from a pub. 925 00:39:37,210 --> 00:39:40,010 We had to get a bus back to where we started from. 926 00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:42,050 LAUGHTER 927 00:39:45,770 --> 00:39:48,210 APPLAUSE Oh, my goodness! 928 00:39:48,210 --> 00:39:50,010 That's brilliant. 929 00:39:50,010 --> 00:39:53,810 That's rarely an intimate dance unless someone stops suddenly. 930 00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:56,930 Oh, they... There were pregnancies. 931 00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:00,770 Have you ever done the conga? 932 00:40:00,770 --> 00:40:02,730 No! JOHANNES LAUGHS 933 00:40:02,730 --> 00:40:05,370 We can teach you. Uh-oh! 934 00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:07,570 Well, I might ask you maybe to teach... 935 00:40:07,570 --> 00:40:09,970 Cos Frank was saying he's not a particularly adept dancer, 936 00:40:09,970 --> 00:40:12,890 and I was wondering, maybe I could get you to teach Frank a few steps. 937 00:40:12,890 --> 00:40:16,250 Oh, no, definitely, yes, yes. You won't be able to do it. 938 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:18,530 This is gonna be bad for your reputation. 939 00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:21,850 No, believe you me, I can get anybody to dance. Come. 940 00:40:21,850 --> 00:40:24,530 OK. Will I have to lift you? 941 00:40:24,530 --> 00:40:26,450 LAUGHTER 942 00:40:27,690 --> 00:40:30,770 Let's see if it's a horse-and-jockey situation. 943 00:40:30,770 --> 00:40:32,930 LAUGHTER 944 00:40:34,330 --> 00:40:37,010 Can I say...? Can I slightly interrupt? 945 00:40:37,010 --> 00:40:38,450 I'm a massive Doctor Who fan, 946 00:40:38,450 --> 00:40:40,770 and I thought you were brilliant in Doctor Who. 947 00:40:40,770 --> 00:40:44,410 Oh, thank you! Aisling was amazing in Doctor Who. 948 00:40:45,970 --> 00:40:48,370 It's really weird when you do it, though, 949 00:40:48,370 --> 00:40:50,930 because they've got a little man... 950 00:40:50,930 --> 00:40:55,930 not a little man, but a man scrunched inside the Dalek, 951 00:40:55,930 --> 00:40:59,970 and so, while your acting has to be, like, "Oh, no!" 952 00:40:59,970 --> 00:41:03,570 you're very aware he's like... SQUEAKING 953 00:41:03,570 --> 00:41:06,210 And I'll move it. And you go... I went to take a selfie, 954 00:41:06,210 --> 00:41:07,930 and they were like, "Don't touch his arm!" 955 00:41:07,930 --> 00:41:09,170 I'm like, "Oh, I'm so sorry, 956 00:41:09,170 --> 00:41:11,370 "I don't want to be 'Me Too-ed' by a Dalek." 957 00:41:11,370 --> 00:41:12,930 But when I told my mother, I was like, 958 00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:15,130 "Oh, Mam, they've offered me Doctor Who," 959 00:41:15,130 --> 00:41:18,290 and then I rang my sister after that, and she's like, 960 00:41:18,290 --> 00:41:20,490 "Oh, my God, I heard you're doing Call The Midwife." 961 00:41:20,490 --> 00:41:22,250 And I was like, "No, I'm doing Doctor Who." 962 00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:24,130 And I went back to my mother, and she was like, 963 00:41:24,130 --> 00:41:26,490 "Oh, I thought it was a medical drama." 964 00:41:26,490 --> 00:41:28,850 LAUGHTER 965 00:41:28,850 --> 00:41:31,050 OK, we're gonna take a break now, but don't go away 966 00:41:31,050 --> 00:41:33,050 because we'll have more from my guests, 967 00:41:33,050 --> 00:41:35,930 and Kasabian will be performing live at the end of the show. 968 00:41:35,930 --> 00:41:37,890 See you after the break. Wahey! 969 00:41:37,890 --> 00:41:40,170 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 970 00:41:43,390 --> 00:41:45,910 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 971 00:41:47,910 --> 00:41:49,630 Welcome back to the show. 972 00:41:49,630 --> 00:41:52,710 As you can see, all of my delightful guests are still with us. 973 00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:54,510 Perrie, I've got to ask you a question, 974 00:41:54,510 --> 00:41:56,950 which I'm sure a lot of people will be wondering. 975 00:41:56,950 --> 00:41:58,990 So, you're solo now. Yes. 976 00:41:58,990 --> 00:42:00,870 It's been two years, I think, 977 00:42:00,870 --> 00:42:03,110 since you went on a hiatus... Yes. 978 00:42:03,110 --> 00:42:04,910 ..but I know you're still close to the girls. 979 00:42:04,910 --> 00:42:06,590 Mm-hm. Do you plan to get back together? 980 00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:09,190 Will there be more gigs? Will there be another Little Mix album? 981 00:42:09,190 --> 00:42:12,350 I would definitely never say never. We just love each other so much. 982 00:42:12,350 --> 00:42:15,190 And we just thought, we'd been together for 12 years, 983 00:42:15,190 --> 00:42:17,190 since we were babies, like, I was 16. 984 00:42:17,190 --> 00:42:19,990 And we just wanted to do our own thing, see what happens, 985 00:42:19,990 --> 00:42:22,910 but we definitely would love to get back together in the future. 986 00:42:22,910 --> 00:42:25,830 So, you're still all in touch, cos I know there wasn't a split. 987 00:42:25,830 --> 00:42:28,350 It was just a decision to take a break from that band. 988 00:42:28,350 --> 00:42:29,710 Yeah. And we'd just had babies. 989 00:42:29,710 --> 00:42:31,910 Leigh-Anne just had twins, I'd just had the baby. 990 00:42:31,910 --> 00:42:34,190 And our last tour, we took the babies with us. 991 00:42:34,190 --> 00:42:36,710 And I think, from then, we just wanted a minute 992 00:42:36,710 --> 00:42:39,510 to just relax and enjoy, 993 00:42:39,510 --> 00:42:42,510 and I just wanted to be a mam, like, for two years, 994 00:42:42,510 --> 00:42:45,670 and just be in that baby bubble for as long as possible, 995 00:42:45,670 --> 00:42:47,470 which I absolutely loved, so... 996 00:42:47,470 --> 00:42:51,470 And also, why share the fame if you can have it all to yourself? 997 00:42:51,470 --> 00:42:54,310 Exactly! Do you know what I mean? Yeah. 998 00:42:54,310 --> 00:42:56,790 But the weird thing is, cos, of course, you can keep going. 999 00:42:56,790 --> 00:42:59,430 But, Johannes, of course, being a professional dancer, 1000 00:42:59,430 --> 00:43:01,030 that does have an expiration date. 1001 00:43:01,030 --> 00:43:03,310 There's a date when you can't necessarily carry on 1002 00:43:03,310 --> 00:43:06,390 doing it professionally. Yes, and let me tell you something. 1003 00:43:06,390 --> 00:43:09,750 I said I would do it for as long as my bones will allow, 1004 00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:12,350 and then, after that, I'll come for Craig's job. 1005 00:43:12,350 --> 00:43:16,430 Ooh! Yes! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1006 00:43:16,430 --> 00:43:18,790 He's coming for you, Craig! 1007 00:43:18,790 --> 00:43:21,030 OK, earlier on, we mentioned the fact 1008 00:43:21,030 --> 00:43:24,270 that maybe we could ask Johannes if he could teach Frank, 1009 00:43:24,270 --> 00:43:26,230 or any of us who are interested, a move or two, 1010 00:43:26,230 --> 00:43:28,990 and that moment has arrived, Johannes. Oh, yeah. 1011 00:43:28,990 --> 00:43:31,190 I know something like a waltz would be easy, 1012 00:43:31,190 --> 00:43:33,510 but let's set our sights a little bit harder. Easy? 1013 00:43:33,510 --> 00:43:35,150 Yeah, a waltz is just walking, really. 1014 00:43:35,150 --> 00:43:37,750 LAUGHTER So, if you guys would like to go... 1015 00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:40,550 Let's head over to the ballroom area. 1016 00:43:40,550 --> 00:43:43,710 I'm gonna stay back over here with you. 1017 00:43:43,710 --> 00:43:46,030 APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH 1018 00:43:47,270 --> 00:43:48,510 It's OK. 1019 00:43:48,510 --> 00:43:50,950 AISLING: Whatever his bones will allow. Yeah. 1020 00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:53,950 Is it the conga? 1021 00:43:53,950 --> 00:43:56,110 LAUGHTER 1022 00:43:59,630 --> 00:44:01,790 No, it's not the conga, Frank. 1023 00:44:01,790 --> 00:44:04,430 It's not the conga, it's the cha-cha-cha. 1024 00:44:04,430 --> 00:44:06,150 Oh, lovely. I'm sure you've heard of it. 1025 00:44:06,150 --> 00:44:08,830 AISLING: Come on, Frank! I've heard of it, yeah. 1026 00:44:08,830 --> 00:44:10,630 Now, listen. 1027 00:44:10,630 --> 00:44:13,110 So, we bend one knee, and we straighten the other. 1028 00:44:13,110 --> 00:44:18,150 So, it goes bend, bend, bend and bend. 1029 00:44:18,150 --> 00:44:20,350 So, there's a rhythm to it. OK. 1030 00:44:20,350 --> 00:44:23,190 Bend, bend, bend and bend. That's the rhythm. 1031 00:44:23,190 --> 00:44:25,390 Which one goes first? Right? It doesn't matter. 1032 00:44:25,390 --> 00:44:27,190 OK. 1033 00:44:27,190 --> 00:44:29,390 What matters is that we follow the rhythm. 1034 00:44:29,390 --> 00:44:32,870 And it goes boom, boom, boom-boom-boom. 1035 00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:38,710 Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom. 1036 00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:42,590 Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom. Now, Frank, that is the cha-cha-cha. 1037 00:44:42,590 --> 00:44:45,390 Can I say, I've already got a rash. LAUGHTER 1038 00:44:45,390 --> 00:44:48,070 And we're gonna have music now, Jonathan? 1039 00:44:48,070 --> 00:44:50,110 Yes. I warned you. I warned you. 1040 00:44:50,110 --> 00:44:52,430 MUSIC: 'Free From Desire' by Gala 1041 00:44:52,430 --> 00:44:54,790 AISLING: Oh, tune! Whoo! 1042 00:44:54,790 --> 00:44:58,150 This is a tune. It goes... Five, six. It goes... 1043 00:44:58,150 --> 00:45:06,390 Bend, cha-cha-cha. 1044 00:45:06,390 --> 00:45:19,230 Bend, and cha-cha-cha. 1045 00:45:19,230 --> 00:45:21,790 Bend... LAUGHTER 1046 00:45:23,670 --> 00:45:25,510 It was fun! 1047 00:45:25,510 --> 00:45:27,150 What a teacher! Wow! 1048 00:45:27,150 --> 00:45:30,070 JONATHAN GASPS And now, a communal bath. 1049 00:45:31,390 --> 00:45:35,430 Johannes and Frank Skinner, ladies and gentlemen. Amazing! 1050 00:45:35,430 --> 00:45:38,150 Thank you. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1051 00:45:38,150 --> 00:45:39,990 AISLING: That was brilliant! 1052 00:45:39,990 --> 00:45:42,030 Don't do that to me. Thank you. 1053 00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:44,230 Oh, my God, the only thing funnier could have been 1054 00:45:44,230 --> 00:45:46,710 if both of you had died from a heart attack then. 1055 00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:48,510 LAUGHTER 1056 00:45:48,510 --> 00:45:52,390 Can I just say, it was such an honour to dance with Jojo. 1057 00:45:52,390 --> 00:45:54,110 I loved that! 1058 00:45:55,630 --> 00:45:59,870 Really, that was great. I'll remember that. 1059 00:45:59,870 --> 00:46:02,870 Join me in saying thank you to all my lovely guests this evening, 1060 00:46:02,870 --> 00:46:05,470 ladies and gentlemen. Frank Skinner, Perrie Edwards, 1061 00:46:05,470 --> 00:46:08,430 Johannes, of course, and Aisling. 1062 00:46:08,430 --> 00:46:10,150 This is the last show in this series, 1063 00:46:10,150 --> 00:46:12,470 but we'll be back with our new one before you know it. 1064 00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:15,550 But now, to end the show, with Coming Back To Me Good 1065 00:46:15,550 --> 00:46:17,750 from their upcoming album Happenings, 1066 00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:19,430 it is the fabulous Kasabian. 1067 00:46:19,430 --> 00:46:21,670 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1068 00:46:23,390 --> 00:46:25,590 # Ready or not 1069 00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:29,550 # Ready or not 1070 00:46:32,030 --> 00:46:33,510 # Ready or not 1071 00:46:35,630 --> 00:46:37,390 # Ready or not 1072 00:46:39,670 --> 00:46:41,830 # Don't give up, it's not too late 1073 00:46:43,310 --> 00:46:46,710 # Get the feeling That you're in a state 1074 00:46:46,710 --> 00:46:49,470 # The shock is coming over you 1075 00:46:51,430 --> 00:46:54,510 # But there's nothing left For me to do 1076 00:46:54,510 --> 00:46:58,910 # Tell me something I don't know 1077 00:46:58,910 --> 00:47:03,230 # It's written everywhere you go 1078 00:47:03,230 --> 00:47:06,190 # We can build it piece by piece 1079 00:47:06,190 --> 00:47:10,870 # Oh, we can find a sweet release 1080 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:16,270 # And love, it came on strong 1081 00:47:16,270 --> 00:47:18,750 # Now it's coming back to me 1082 00:47:18,750 --> 00:47:22,750 # Ready or not When you got those shivers 1083 00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:26,510 # Ready or not Running down your shoulders 1084 00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:30,750 # Ready or not Give me one more time around 1085 00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:34,270 # Ready or not Oh, it's coming back to me 1086 00:47:34,270 --> 00:47:36,190 # Ready or not 1087 00:47:37,910 --> 00:47:40,190 # Ready or not 1088 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:42,190 # Coming back to me 1089 00:47:42,190 --> 00:47:45,230 # Don't give up, it's not too late 1090 00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:49,590 # Get the feeling That you're in a state 1091 00:47:49,590 --> 00:47:53,270 # The shock is coming over you 1092 00:47:53,270 --> 00:47:56,790 # And there's nothing left For me to do 1093 00:47:58,990 --> 00:48:02,430 # Your life goes on Your life goes on 1094 00:48:02,430 --> 00:48:06,790 # It don't mean That's just the way it is 1095 00:48:06,790 --> 00:48:11,030 # When you got those shivers 1096 00:48:11,030 --> 00:48:14,430 # Running down your shoulders 1097 00:48:14,430 --> 00:48:18,470 # Give me one more time around 1098 00:48:18,470 --> 00:48:21,350 # Oh, it's coming back to me 1099 00:48:21,350 --> 00:48:26,350 # Ready or not Now you're feeling better 1100 00:48:26,350 --> 00:48:29,550 # Like you've known forever 1101 00:48:29,550 --> 00:48:34,110 # Ready or not Give me all you've got to give 1102 00:48:34,110 --> 00:48:36,790 # Always coming back to me 1103 00:48:36,790 --> 00:48:40,550 # Don't give up, it's not too late When you got those shivers 1104 00:48:40,550 --> 00:48:44,550 # Don't give up, it's not too late Running down your shoulders 1105 00:48:44,550 --> 00:48:48,590 # Don't give up, it's not too late Give me one more time around 1106 00:48:48,590 --> 00:48:52,510 # Don't give up, it's not too late Always coming back to me 1107 00:48:52,510 --> 00:48:54,150 # Ready or not 1108 00:48:56,070 --> 00:48:57,950 # Ready or not 1109 00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:01,750 # Ready or not 1110 00:49:04,110 --> 00:49:06,030 # Ready or not. # 1111 00:49:08,870 --> 00:49:11,030 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1112 00:49:13,470 --> 00:49:15,510 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com