1 00:00:02,501 --> 00:00:05,221 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 2 00:00:13,461 --> 00:00:15,101 Hello. 3 00:00:15,101 --> 00:00:17,141 Hello, everyone. Thank you. 4 00:00:17,141 --> 00:00:18,901 CHEERING DROWNS SPEECH 5 00:00:18,901 --> 00:00:22,661 Thank you for coming. Thank you for joining us at home. 6 00:00:22,661 --> 00:00:27,141 Good evening, everyone. Welcome to The Jonathan Ross Show. 7 00:00:27,141 --> 00:00:30,021 And we have got a great programme lined up for you tonight. 8 00:00:30,021 --> 00:00:31,781 Let's have a look at who's in my green room. 9 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:36,021 First up, a two-time World Heavyweight champion boxer, 10 00:00:36,021 --> 00:00:38,581 who's won a whopping 28 out of his 31 bouts. 11 00:00:38,581 --> 00:00:40,861 I'm delighted to have him here as my guest this evening. 12 00:00:40,861 --> 00:00:43,381 It is, of course, the fabulous Anthony Joshua. 13 00:00:43,381 --> 00:00:45,541 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 14 00:00:45,541 --> 00:00:48,941 That's a good-looking man right there. 15 00:00:48,941 --> 00:00:54,141 Alongside him, a genuine superstar, who's conquered the world of film, 16 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:57,581 television, and has been in the pop charts for six decades. 17 00:00:57,581 --> 00:01:00,261 It's the absolute icon that is Lulu. 18 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:02,221 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 19 00:01:02,221 --> 00:01:03,941 Thank you to Lulu. 20 00:01:06,621 --> 00:01:10,461 Also on the show tonight, we have a true national treasure. 21 00:01:10,461 --> 00:01:12,861 He's filmed on every continent on the planet, 22 00:01:12,861 --> 00:01:15,141 it is, of course, Sir Michael Palin. 23 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:17,981 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo! 24 00:01:17,981 --> 00:01:19,541 Thank you! 25 00:01:19,541 --> 00:01:21,181 And that's not all. We've got more. 26 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:23,381 Joining them, we have a fabulous comedian. 27 00:01:23,381 --> 00:01:24,821 He's a writer and a presenter as well. 28 00:01:24,821 --> 00:01:26,821 He makes everything he stars in a joy to watch. 29 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:28,581 You know him, you love him. 30 00:01:28,581 --> 00:01:31,421 It's Tom Allen. Very kind, very kind. 31 00:01:31,421 --> 00:01:33,581 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 32 00:01:33,581 --> 00:01:35,181 I hope that was flattering enough, Tom. 33 00:01:35,181 --> 00:01:37,781 Plus... And I'm very excited about my next guest, 34 00:01:37,781 --> 00:01:39,261 and I think you're gonna love her. 35 00:01:39,261 --> 00:01:42,341 She's a comedian who, after only seven months working as a stand-up, 36 00:01:42,341 --> 00:01:45,181 won a prestigious major comedy award. 37 00:01:45,181 --> 00:01:47,501 She's now touring with her smash-hit debut show. 38 00:01:47,501 --> 00:01:50,701 It's the very, very funny Laura Smyth, ladies and gentlemen. 39 00:01:50,701 --> 00:01:53,141 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Great to have you here. 40 00:01:53,141 --> 00:01:54,861 Thank you for joining us. 41 00:01:54,861 --> 00:01:57,941 And as if that weren't enough, we've got some great music tonight 42 00:01:57,941 --> 00:02:01,341 from the band that recently won Best British Group at the Brits. 43 00:02:01,341 --> 00:02:04,101 It's Jungle. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 44 00:02:04,101 --> 00:02:05,661 Hello, Jungle. 45 00:02:05,661 --> 00:02:09,181 OK, so, before I get those fabulous guests out here, 46 00:02:09,181 --> 00:02:11,541 one of my favourite stories of the week... And I don't know 47 00:02:11,541 --> 00:02:14,101 if you saw this, but this is a very heart-warming, lovely story. 48 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:16,021 A good Samaritan was out walking 49 00:02:16,021 --> 00:02:18,461 and found a hedgehog on the side of the road in Cheshire. 50 00:02:20,381 --> 00:02:22,661 LAUGHTER Some of you've heard it. 51 00:02:22,661 --> 00:02:24,861 It's a lovely story. She took it home, 52 00:02:24,861 --> 00:02:27,061 she put it in a little warm box, gave it some cat food. 53 00:02:27,061 --> 00:02:29,261 A little baby hedgehog, she's trying to look after it. 54 00:02:29,261 --> 00:02:31,541 She put a bit of milk in there, spent the night nursing it. 55 00:02:31,541 --> 00:02:34,261 Couldn't work out why the poor thing wasn't eating, wasn't moving, 56 00:02:34,261 --> 00:02:35,901 was panicking about it. So, here it is. 57 00:02:35,901 --> 00:02:38,501 Here's the picture of the hedgehog in the box, OK. 58 00:02:38,501 --> 00:02:40,701 She took it to her local wildlife hospital 59 00:02:40,701 --> 00:02:42,901 to see what they could do, and it turned out 60 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:45,141 what they could do was tell her that it was actually 61 00:02:45,141 --> 00:02:47,941 a bobble from a hat... LAUGHTER 62 00:02:47,941 --> 00:02:49,821 ..and not a hedgehog after all. 63 00:02:51,021 --> 00:02:54,541 But I mean, to be fair, you can see why she thought that. 64 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,421 I mean, she was probably 65 00:02:56,421 --> 00:02:59,021 embarrassed, but just imagine the poor person walking around 66 00:02:59,021 --> 00:03:01,261 with a baby hedgehog on their head, thinking that... 67 00:03:01,261 --> 00:03:03,901 Shall we get on with the show? AUDIENCE: Yes! 68 00:03:03,901 --> 00:03:07,541 OK. Let's get my first guests out here. 69 00:03:07,541 --> 00:03:12,021 It's the fabulous Anthony Joshua and the equally fabulous Tom Allen. 70 00:03:12,021 --> 00:03:14,261 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 71 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,301 Bring it in. 72 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:22,741 I'm on tiptoe! 73 00:03:22,741 --> 00:03:24,301 Do I get a hug? 74 00:03:25,541 --> 00:03:28,141 Much easier. Easier to get my arms around. Come and sit down. 75 00:03:29,781 --> 00:03:31,581 Come on. Do you want me to sit down? 76 00:03:31,581 --> 00:03:33,221 Sit down, sit down, Anthony. 77 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:36,781 I just wanted to know what it was like to be tall. 78 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:39,381 Oh, what it's like to be tall? 79 00:03:39,381 --> 00:03:42,461 Tom, I love the fact that you were basking in that, but let's face it, 80 00:03:42,461 --> 00:03:44,861 90% of that was for Anthony. I know. 81 00:03:44,861 --> 00:03:47,581 Well, look, congratulations, first of all, to Anthony. 82 00:03:47,581 --> 00:03:50,581 Congratulations on winning your last fight against Francis Ngannou. 83 00:03:50,581 --> 00:03:52,901 Yes. Thank you so much, thank you. 84 00:03:52,901 --> 00:03:55,381 And it seemed like it was over quite quickly. 85 00:03:55,381 --> 00:03:56,741 Yeah. Was it the second round? 86 00:03:56,741 --> 00:03:59,661 Yeah. Did you expect it to be over that quickly? 87 00:03:59,661 --> 00:04:03,021 You know, I was preparing for a ten-round, tough fight, 88 00:04:03,021 --> 00:04:06,621 because the guy's a big, strong guy from a different field, 89 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:10,141 cos he's an MMA fighter, really. If anyone doesn't know what that is, 90 00:04:10,141 --> 00:04:12,541 they use their elbows, knees and submissions. 91 00:04:12,541 --> 00:04:14,741 And they're in a cage, aren't they? They're in a cage, 92 00:04:14,741 --> 00:04:16,941 but it's a similar discipline. But he's a tough guy, 93 00:04:16,941 --> 00:04:18,621 so I thought it would go the ten rounds, 94 00:04:18,621 --> 00:04:20,821 but I thought I would still be victorious. 95 00:04:20,821 --> 00:04:22,661 And it happened a lot sooner than I expected. 96 00:04:22,661 --> 00:04:24,421 Cos you knocked him down in the first round. 97 00:04:24,421 --> 00:04:26,781 Yeah. And he got back up, obviously. 98 00:04:26,781 --> 00:04:29,701 And then, the second round, the punch you delivered, 99 00:04:29,701 --> 00:04:31,701 that was a big blow. 100 00:04:31,701 --> 00:04:34,301 Yes, it was. Thank God. Yeah, I love it. 101 00:04:34,301 --> 00:04:35,901 When we talk about it, you're smiling. 102 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,341 Yeah, you love the thought you beat that man into the ground. 103 00:04:38,341 --> 00:04:39,781 There's no extra time in boxing. 104 00:04:39,781 --> 00:04:42,261 And believe me, he would do exactly the same thing to me. 105 00:04:42,261 --> 00:04:43,981 He would if he could, but he couldn't. 106 00:04:43,981 --> 00:04:45,381 That's right. Let's have a look. 107 00:04:45,381 --> 00:04:47,581 Would you like to see this again? Go on, then. 108 00:04:47,581 --> 00:04:49,021 LAUGHTER 109 00:04:49,021 --> 00:04:51,061 Tom, would you like...? Did you see the fight? 110 00:04:51,061 --> 00:04:53,261 I'd quite like to be taken out by Anthony Joshua. 111 00:04:53,261 --> 00:04:54,901 LAUGHTER 112 00:04:56,941 --> 00:04:59,101 LAUGHTER CONTINUES 113 00:04:59,101 --> 00:05:01,261 APPLAUSE 114 00:05:01,261 --> 00:05:02,941 This is Anthony, doing what he does best, 115 00:05:02,941 --> 00:05:04,461 in his last fight. Look at this. 116 00:05:04,461 --> 00:05:07,941 It's so long, isn't it, from Ngannou, and heavy? 117 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,261 Yeah, that's why that right hand... 118 00:05:10,261 --> 00:05:14,061 Oh, he's caught him again! And Ngannou walked right into it, 119 00:05:14,061 --> 00:05:17,981 and you can't do that against Anthony Joshua. 120 00:05:17,981 --> 00:05:21,021 Let's see if Anthony Joshua can... 121 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,821 Oh! Oh! And we have a champion! 122 00:05:23,821 --> 00:05:26,821 And it's lights out. Whoa! 123 00:05:26,821 --> 00:05:29,341 Anthony Joshua! 124 00:05:29,341 --> 00:05:32,981 This right-hander's the biggest shot I have seen live. 125 00:05:32,981 --> 00:05:35,141 What a right-hand that was! 126 00:05:35,141 --> 00:05:38,061 Incredible! And you can see the leg completely buckled. 127 00:05:38,061 --> 00:05:41,941 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 128 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:44,421 Anthony Joshua in action. 129 00:05:47,861 --> 00:05:51,701 So, I guess, when you see someone go like that, you must think, 130 00:05:51,701 --> 00:05:53,181 "OK, this is kind of over. 131 00:05:53,181 --> 00:05:55,381 "Even if he gets back up, this is kind of over." 132 00:05:55,381 --> 00:05:57,141 You can definitely gauge. The instinct... 133 00:05:57,141 --> 00:05:59,501 Over the years, I've built that instinct to know 134 00:05:59,501 --> 00:06:01,181 when someone is hurt but can come back, 135 00:06:01,181 --> 00:06:02,821 and when they're completely finished. 136 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,021 Sometimes there is, what I believe is called 137 00:06:05,021 --> 00:06:06,541 in boxing circles, trash talk. 138 00:06:06,541 --> 00:06:07,941 Yes. Oh, I wouldn't like that. 139 00:06:07,941 --> 00:06:10,421 You'll be a good trash talker. Do you think? 140 00:06:10,421 --> 00:06:12,621 I think you'll be a very good... Sassy talk. 141 00:06:12,621 --> 00:06:16,861 You look awful! Oh, what have you done to your hair?! 142 00:06:16,861 --> 00:06:19,101 LAUGHTER 143 00:06:19,101 --> 00:06:20,901 But does it get to you when you hear...? 144 00:06:20,901 --> 00:06:22,621 Cos I know you know it's part of the game, 145 00:06:22,621 --> 00:06:25,381 it's part of the showbiz element of the sport. Mm. 146 00:06:25,381 --> 00:06:27,341 But does it ever get under your skin? 147 00:06:27,341 --> 00:06:29,341 100%. When I go back to that gym, if I see someone 148 00:06:29,341 --> 00:06:31,141 talking about my haircut and all that... 149 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,821 You've got lovely hair. You like my hair? 150 00:06:32,821 --> 00:06:35,101 I couldn't talk, could I? Shout out to my barber. 151 00:06:35,101 --> 00:06:36,701 Shout out to mine! 152 00:06:36,701 --> 00:06:41,381 But, yeah, you take it personal and you meditate on it, 153 00:06:41,381 --> 00:06:44,221 and you wanna punish them for what they said about you. 154 00:06:44,221 --> 00:06:46,261 So, when Tyson Fury called you a silly sausage... 155 00:06:46,261 --> 00:06:47,741 LAUGHTER 156 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,421 What do you think I felt? I wanted... 157 00:06:49,421 --> 00:06:51,221 But I'm sure you've been called worse. 158 00:06:51,221 --> 00:06:53,261 We've all been called worse than a silly sausage. 159 00:06:53,261 --> 00:06:54,941 Of course, but this is one of my rivals. 160 00:06:54,941 --> 00:06:56,141 Yeah. This is someone 161 00:06:56,141 --> 00:06:58,821 I wanna compete with one day, so everything he says is, like, 162 00:06:58,821 --> 00:07:00,861 I've got it all stored in the back of my memory, 163 00:07:00,861 --> 00:07:04,101 and when the fight happens, I'm gonna use it as a little fuel. 164 00:07:04,101 --> 00:07:06,861 Take that, you silly... Who's a silly sausage now? 165 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:10,461 Who's a silly sausage? Call me a bloody sausage, will you? 166 00:07:10,461 --> 00:07:13,301 More like a banger! LAUGHTER 167 00:07:13,301 --> 00:07:14,581 Oh, that's good! 168 00:07:14,581 --> 00:07:16,101 Bangers and mash. Yeah! 169 00:07:16,101 --> 00:07:18,061 Here's what will surprise you, I think... Yes? 170 00:07:18,061 --> 00:07:19,941 And it may surprise you, it might not. 171 00:07:19,941 --> 00:07:22,861 ..is that we don't just have one boxer on the couch right now, 172 00:07:22,861 --> 00:07:24,901 we have two. Where? 173 00:07:24,901 --> 00:07:27,661 Well, there's only two people on the couch! 174 00:07:27,661 --> 00:07:29,701 Oh! LAUGHTER 175 00:07:29,701 --> 00:07:31,501 Trash talking, I see. 176 00:07:31,501 --> 00:07:34,181 I can do that, don't worry. It's started! 177 00:07:34,181 --> 00:07:38,221 Because, Tom, you have been doing boxing training for how long now? 178 00:07:38,221 --> 00:07:40,101 I've been training for five years, actually. 179 00:07:40,101 --> 00:07:42,381 Serious? And... Don't... 180 00:07:42,381 --> 00:07:43,861 LAUGHTER 181 00:07:43,861 --> 00:07:46,861 Oh, round of applause Anthony Joshua got for that. 182 00:07:46,861 --> 00:07:49,621 LAUGHTER Yeah. I mean, it's a good start. 183 00:07:49,621 --> 00:07:53,541 Yes, my friend Luke. And I say I do boxing training. 184 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:56,061 I basically pay a man to punch his hands. 185 00:07:56,061 --> 00:07:58,541 OK. But it's very good exercise 186 00:07:58,541 --> 00:08:01,421 and I really like it, so I've been enjoying it. Good. 187 00:08:01,421 --> 00:08:03,621 And apparently, I've got quite a strong left hook. 188 00:08:03,621 --> 00:08:04,661 Yeah? 189 00:08:04,661 --> 00:08:06,261 But I'm not very good with an uppercut. 190 00:08:06,261 --> 00:08:08,501 OK, but we can improve that. We can improve that. Easy. 191 00:08:08,501 --> 00:08:12,061 It's ever so good because it's an all-over body exercise, isn't it? 192 00:08:12,061 --> 00:08:13,381 Yes. Mind as well. 193 00:08:13,381 --> 00:08:15,021 Mind. You've got to be good in your mind. 194 00:08:15,021 --> 00:08:16,901 Everything is mental. Everything. 195 00:08:16,901 --> 00:08:18,341 Everything is mental. 196 00:08:18,341 --> 00:08:23,061 But I mean, it's amazing, actually, how all-encompassing it is. 197 00:08:23,061 --> 00:08:25,701 I love the fact that you're telling Anthony how good boxing is, 198 00:08:25,701 --> 00:08:28,301 like he doesn't know. What I think you'll like about it 199 00:08:28,301 --> 00:08:30,581 is... "You should stick with it, 200 00:08:30,581 --> 00:08:33,101 "because it's worked for me." That's right. Well, look at me. 201 00:08:33,101 --> 00:08:34,821 Five foot, seven and a half. 202 00:08:34,821 --> 00:08:37,101 Let me ask you about something which may surprise people 203 00:08:37,101 --> 00:08:39,661 about Anthony, is that you're kind of interested in, 204 00:08:39,661 --> 00:08:41,981 and it seems to be like you're open to investigating 205 00:08:41,981 --> 00:08:45,861 alternative kind of culture, alternative medicinal practices. 206 00:08:45,861 --> 00:08:48,061 Tell me about the retreat you went to. 207 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:51,061 I think it was in Canada, was it? This was in, um... 208 00:08:51,061 --> 00:08:53,701 Oh, it was in Oregon. Oregon, that's right. Oregon, yeah. 209 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:56,901 I had five days off and I knew it was coming up, 210 00:08:56,901 --> 00:08:58,581 and I was tired already. 211 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:03,341 And I wanted to go away, and it was a darkness retreat. 212 00:09:03,341 --> 00:09:05,781 But anyone can say, "Oh, you could just turn off the lights 213 00:09:05,781 --> 00:09:07,701 "in your bedroom and have a darkness retreat." 214 00:09:07,701 --> 00:09:10,421 But is not quite the same, yeah? So, I went out to Oregon. 215 00:09:10,421 --> 00:09:12,741 So, a darkness retreat... You go into... 216 00:09:12,741 --> 00:09:14,581 They put you in a dark room? 217 00:09:14,581 --> 00:09:17,261 Bedroom, but it has its own bathroom in it, 218 00:09:17,261 --> 00:09:20,501 and then, it has a door where they can put food in, 219 00:09:20,501 --> 00:09:25,101 but it doesn't let... Hold on. Were you in jail in Oregon? 220 00:09:25,101 --> 00:09:26,461 LAUGHTER 221 00:09:26,461 --> 00:09:28,901 I went and served five days in Oregon Jail. 222 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,701 Five days for a parking fine. 223 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,901 But it was completely pitch-black. 224 00:09:33,901 --> 00:09:35,941 No sound, no communication with anyone. 225 00:09:35,941 --> 00:09:38,821 So, basically, all your senses get shut down. 226 00:09:38,821 --> 00:09:41,341 And so, you're there with your own thoughts? 227 00:09:41,341 --> 00:09:44,701 Yeah. How many people do you think could do that in here? Not me! 228 00:09:44,701 --> 00:09:45,941 No? No. 229 00:09:45,941 --> 00:09:47,301 Well, we're gonna find out, 230 00:09:47,301 --> 00:09:49,861 cos all of you are going straight from the studio... 231 00:09:49,861 --> 00:09:53,301 LAUGHTER ..to Oregon for a month of darkness. 232 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:56,901 No, you know what? Many people couldn't, many people couldn't. 233 00:09:56,901 --> 00:09:59,661 And I'm sure you learnt quite a lot about yourself in that time? 234 00:09:59,661 --> 00:10:01,861 Yeah, definitely, definitely. It was phenomenal. 235 00:10:01,861 --> 00:10:04,621 Good experience, and it was much needed. Would I do it again? 236 00:10:04,621 --> 00:10:07,821 Cos I've experienced it once... It's harder than I thought, 237 00:10:07,821 --> 00:10:11,461 but I'm stronger than I thought. Could you do that, do you think? 238 00:10:11,461 --> 00:10:14,301 Could you spend five days in your own company like that? 239 00:10:14,301 --> 00:10:17,941 No way! I think things like meditation... 240 00:10:17,941 --> 00:10:20,541 I mean, I don't really know what it is, apart from breathing 241 00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:24,261 and thinking about your legs. But do you know what? 242 00:10:24,261 --> 00:10:26,981 I did download one of those mindfulness apps, 243 00:10:26,981 --> 00:10:29,021 cos I wanted to zone out a bit and calm down. 244 00:10:29,021 --> 00:10:31,341 I downloaded one of those mindfulness apps to teach me 245 00:10:31,341 --> 00:10:35,581 how to meditate, and then, I forgot to cancel the free trial. 246 00:10:35,581 --> 00:10:38,141 Absolutely furious! Never been more angry. 247 00:10:38,141 --> 00:10:40,021 You've gotta pay the money every month. 248 00:10:40,021 --> 00:10:43,181 So, now, I've got to pay for the bastard thing every month. 249 00:10:43,181 --> 00:10:45,381 You're more stressed as a result of the meditation. 250 00:10:45,381 --> 00:10:46,981 It's made me more stressed. 251 00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:49,941 Tom is back with a brand-new tour, ladies and gentlemen. 252 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,621 That is reason to celebrate, isn't it? 253 00:10:51,621 --> 00:10:53,861 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 254 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:56,181 That's nice of you to say. 255 00:10:57,381 --> 00:10:59,741 I think, last time you were on the show, 256 00:10:59,741 --> 00:11:02,221 I think you were still living with your parents. 257 00:11:02,221 --> 00:11:04,901 Oh, yes, Jonathan. Well, that's what this show is about. 258 00:11:04,901 --> 00:11:06,261 And now you have moved out. 259 00:11:06,261 --> 00:11:09,061 I've moved out at the tender age of 38 and a half. 260 00:11:09,061 --> 00:11:10,661 Wow! I'm still at home with my parents. 261 00:11:10,661 --> 00:11:12,901 Are you, AJ? Yeah, I'm still at home with my mum. 262 00:11:12,901 --> 00:11:15,421 Wow! See? Don't take the piss out of him, do you? 263 00:11:15,421 --> 00:11:18,461 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 264 00:11:18,461 --> 00:11:21,461 Don't worry, don't worry. See? 265 00:11:22,621 --> 00:11:24,541 OK, so, you moved out from your parents. 266 00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:26,501 Where did you move to? Somewhere glamorous? 267 00:11:26,501 --> 00:11:27,981 Just down the road, in Bromley. Oh. 268 00:11:27,981 --> 00:11:30,021 AUDIENCE MEMBER WHOOPS Way! 269 00:11:30,021 --> 00:11:31,381 Where did you grow up? 270 00:11:31,381 --> 00:11:32,741 Bromley. Oh. 271 00:11:32,741 --> 00:11:35,541 So, very boring. But I like it cos it's boring, suburban. 272 00:11:35,541 --> 00:11:37,861 Nice, though. But I like that. Leafy suburbia. 273 00:11:37,861 --> 00:11:40,261 That must be near where you went to school as well. Yes. 274 00:11:40,261 --> 00:11:43,421 Actually, I live on the same road that my old school was on. 275 00:11:43,421 --> 00:11:44,981 Wow! So, I used to walk past this place 276 00:11:44,981 --> 00:11:47,181 on the way to the bus stop, which I thought was nice. 277 00:11:47,181 --> 00:11:48,381 Yeah. 278 00:11:48,381 --> 00:11:51,261 And, you know, it's a nice connection to the past. 279 00:11:51,261 --> 00:11:54,181 But then, I remembered what my old school was actually like. Yeah. 280 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,981 It was a comprehensive school in Bromley. 281 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:58,981 And I'll be there, taking the bins out, and I'll say to the kids, 282 00:11:58,981 --> 00:12:01,381 "Would you mind not throwing your Monster Munch packets 283 00:12:01,381 --> 00:12:05,141 "into my front garden?" And they'll say, "Oh, piss off, Judge Rinder!" 284 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,781 LAUGHTER 285 00:12:07,781 --> 00:12:10,261 AJ, I wanna ask you, what do you think of this trend 286 00:12:10,261 --> 00:12:13,581 at the moment of YouTubers entering the world of boxing? 287 00:12:13,581 --> 00:12:15,541 Because Jake Paul is about to fight Mike Tyson. 288 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:17,221 Yes. What do you think about this trend? 289 00:12:17,221 --> 00:12:20,501 Well, I personally think it's really good. 290 00:12:20,501 --> 00:12:24,141 I think that the boxing hardcores, the boxing fanatics, 291 00:12:24,141 --> 00:12:25,861 they don't like it because it's, like, 292 00:12:25,861 --> 00:12:27,621 "Why are they disrespecting our sport?" 293 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:30,821 There's an Olympic system that you have to go through, 294 00:12:30,821 --> 00:12:33,021 and once you've qualified there, you to go through 295 00:12:33,021 --> 00:12:35,661 to the professional ranks. Whereas someone with a profile can 296 00:12:35,661 --> 00:12:38,461 just come out of nowhere and fight one of the best guys. 297 00:12:38,461 --> 00:12:41,621 But I think... Let's say we divided this crowd in half, 298 00:12:41,621 --> 00:12:44,181 and you've got half of the people that are hardcore boxing fans 299 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:48,261 and half of the people that love a certain person that's into YouTube. 300 00:12:48,261 --> 00:12:50,181 Like a YouTuber, yeah. 301 00:12:50,181 --> 00:12:52,821 But that person brings all of these people into boxing, 302 00:12:52,821 --> 00:12:55,861 which benefits everyone else that's involved in the industry. 303 00:12:55,861 --> 00:12:58,061 Cos some of them might stay, not just for that match. 304 00:12:58,061 --> 00:12:59,501 Yeah. They might get into the sport. 305 00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:02,781 And it's a tough game, so everyone viewing helps, so I think 306 00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:05,981 it's really good for people that need, like, some exposure. 307 00:13:05,981 --> 00:13:08,861 And of that match between Mr Paul and Mr Tyson, 308 00:13:08,861 --> 00:13:10,861 which one do you think is gonna win? 309 00:13:10,861 --> 00:13:12,901 The only thing I'm worried about is Father Time. 310 00:13:12,901 --> 00:13:16,381 That's one thing that's never been beat. And Tyson is older now. 311 00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:19,261 But I pray that he comes out healthy, but I think... 312 00:13:19,261 --> 00:13:21,421 I think Jake Paul, cos of the youth. 313 00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:23,461 That's the only thing, cos of the youth. 314 00:13:23,461 --> 00:13:27,781 When is your next fight? Has that date been set yet? 315 00:13:27,781 --> 00:13:30,981 Around September is when I've been told. I was hoping June. 316 00:13:30,981 --> 00:13:33,461 Yeah, you wanted an early one, didn't you? 317 00:13:33,461 --> 00:13:36,021 I wanted an early one, but it's all right. I've got some time 318 00:13:36,021 --> 00:13:37,781 to go on dates now and mingle for a bit. 319 00:13:37,781 --> 00:13:39,221 WHOOPING 320 00:13:39,221 --> 00:13:41,261 So, September. So, I'm training at the minute, 321 00:13:41,261 --> 00:13:43,501 so I've got two months before I get into the place 322 00:13:43,501 --> 00:13:45,021 where I go into a training camp 323 00:13:45,021 --> 00:13:46,941 and you distance yourself from society for... 324 00:13:46,941 --> 00:13:48,461 And do you know who it's against yet? 325 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,781 No. I think what they're saying is, be patient, because you've got 326 00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:53,981 Tyson Fury versus Oleksandr Usyk, 327 00:13:53,981 --> 00:13:56,541 all the belts, and then, once that's done, hopefully, 328 00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:59,461 I can kick down the door and get my opportunity to fight one of them. 329 00:13:59,461 --> 00:14:02,021 So, whoever gets all the belts, if you fight them and you win, 330 00:14:02,021 --> 00:14:03,541 which, let's face it, you will... 331 00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:05,741 And I know Tyson's been on the show... 332 00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:08,101 He said... When I watched you and Tyson last time, 333 00:14:08,101 --> 00:14:11,901 you said the same thing as well. I watched you. 334 00:14:11,901 --> 00:14:14,621 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 335 00:14:17,261 --> 00:14:20,301 But I was watching you then, and I see you weren't in the right place. 336 00:14:20,301 --> 00:14:22,821 Now, you are, so I'm now changing my mind... 337 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,821 OK, let's go. ..based on what I've seen tonight. 338 00:14:24,821 --> 00:14:26,381 Yes. So, don't go away 339 00:14:26,381 --> 00:14:28,581 because up next, we'll be joined by Lulu. 340 00:14:28,581 --> 00:14:31,661 We'll see you after the break. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 341 00:14:37,331 --> 00:14:38,651 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 342 00:14:40,651 --> 00:14:45,011 Welcome back to the show. Let's get my next guest out. 343 00:14:45,011 --> 00:14:46,971 I am beyond excited she's here, 344 00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:49,211 because she is, quite simply, a musical legend. 345 00:14:49,211 --> 00:14:51,251 She's met everyone, she's worked with everyone, 346 00:14:51,251 --> 00:14:53,091 she's succeeded in everything she's done. 347 00:14:53,091 --> 00:14:55,771 It is the phenomenal Lulu. 348 00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:58,211 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 349 00:14:59,651 --> 00:15:01,251 Thank you. 350 00:15:03,211 --> 00:15:05,011 Come on down, Lulu. 351 00:15:06,651 --> 00:15:09,571 APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH 352 00:15:12,731 --> 00:15:15,651 Lulu, as you're about to find out, but many of you know already, 353 00:15:15,651 --> 00:15:17,371 has had the most extraordinary career, 354 00:15:17,371 --> 00:15:18,691 and is just a phenomenal talent. 355 00:15:18,691 --> 00:15:21,691 But one thing you kind of do have in common with Anthony here is... 356 00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:24,651 Anthony, who do you consider to be the greatest boxer of all time? 357 00:15:24,651 --> 00:15:26,811 For me, Muhammad Ali. 358 00:15:26,811 --> 00:15:29,371 And guess which one of us has not only met Muhammad Ali, 359 00:15:29,371 --> 00:15:31,811 but been to Muhammad Ali's house. You? 360 00:15:31,811 --> 00:15:34,011 No! LAUGHTER 361 00:15:34,011 --> 00:15:35,371 I wish! 362 00:15:35,371 --> 00:15:37,331 That's amazing. No, Lulu. You spent some time 363 00:15:37,331 --> 00:15:40,851 with Ali, back in the day. Yeah, there was a show that I did... 364 00:15:40,851 --> 00:15:43,531 Wow! Wow! He told me... 365 00:15:43,531 --> 00:15:47,611 He said I looked like I would have a good right hook. 366 00:15:47,611 --> 00:15:50,131 There you go. But you can see I don't hit very... 367 00:15:50,131 --> 00:15:54,371 What is it he told me to start with? Like that. 368 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,571 Guard up. Boof! Boof! Boof! 369 00:15:56,571 --> 00:15:59,171 Yeah, there we go. Steady now. Don't bring that my way. 370 00:15:59,171 --> 00:16:01,011 Don't bring that my way. 371 00:16:01,011 --> 00:16:02,491 Showing off, sorry. 372 00:16:02,491 --> 00:16:05,971 When you get really good, you don't say "boof" any more, you just do it. 373 00:16:05,971 --> 00:16:10,011 Hey, here's exciting news. You can, if you're quick, 374 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,171 get the chance to see Lulu on tour. 375 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,851 It's called Champagne For Lulu, 376 00:16:13,851 --> 00:16:16,571 and it's going on now until April 17th. Wouldn't that be amazing? 377 00:16:16,571 --> 00:16:18,811 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 378 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,971 Thank you. 379 00:16:20,971 --> 00:16:23,891 Thank you. Thank you. As it says on the poster, 380 00:16:23,891 --> 00:16:26,411 it's celebrating 60 years at the top of your game. 381 00:16:26,411 --> 00:16:28,611 And this will be the last tour you do? 382 00:16:28,611 --> 00:16:31,691 Well, I've decided... I mean, people have said to me, 383 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:36,331 "Oh, you're retiring?" And I went, "Christ, no! I'm not retiring." 384 00:16:36,331 --> 00:16:40,891 Actually, I used a worse word than that. But I don't... 385 00:16:40,891 --> 00:16:43,731 I don't wanna give up, but I don't wanna do it that way any more. 386 00:16:43,731 --> 00:16:46,811 You know, I don't wanna tour, do my own tours. 387 00:16:46,811 --> 00:16:50,011 Because 60 years in this business... 388 00:16:50,011 --> 00:16:52,611 I was 75 in November, and everyone was saying... 389 00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:55,291 CHEERING 390 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:59,331 That's amazing. No-one would think that. 391 00:16:59,331 --> 00:17:01,171 Everyone was sort of saying, 392 00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:03,931 "Well, are you gonna have a party? Are you gonna...?" 393 00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:06,131 I mean, I have parties, believe me. 394 00:17:06,131 --> 00:17:09,251 I have partied! 395 00:17:09,251 --> 00:17:11,451 You know, in the '60s, '70s, '80s, '90s. 396 00:17:11,451 --> 00:17:14,011 I don't really need to party any more. This is how I party. 397 00:17:14,011 --> 00:17:15,531 So, Champagne For Lulu, I thought 398 00:17:15,531 --> 00:17:17,771 was a great title. It is a great title. 399 00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:20,611 And presumably, with a career of 60 years to pick from, 400 00:17:20,611 --> 00:17:22,331 there'll be hits from every decade. 401 00:17:22,331 --> 00:17:24,171 Do you mind singing the old songs again, 402 00:17:24,171 --> 00:17:26,611 when people want the really early ones? Like, for example, 403 00:17:26,611 --> 00:17:29,491 your first big hit when you were just 15, was 'Shout'. 404 00:17:29,491 --> 00:17:31,411 Yeah. And then, you won the Eurovision... 405 00:17:31,411 --> 00:17:34,251 CHEERING Lulu won Eurovision Song Contest 406 00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:36,971 with 'Boom Bang-a-bang'. I hope we're gonna win this year. 407 00:17:36,971 --> 00:17:39,811 Yeah, that would be great, if you think we've got a chance. Oh, yeah. 408 00:17:39,811 --> 00:17:42,691 But will you play those? Yes, of course. 409 00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:45,091 I think... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 410 00:17:45,091 --> 00:17:49,331 I think it's important to do the songs that people know. 411 00:17:49,331 --> 00:17:52,331 I'm gonna have a few surprises, a few surprise guests. 412 00:17:52,331 --> 00:17:54,091 Ah. But I haven't said who yet. 413 00:17:54,091 --> 00:17:56,971 But if you just think of a couple of people that I've worked with 414 00:17:56,971 --> 00:18:00,011 or that I know in this business... COUGHS: Gary Barlow. 415 00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:02,771 SHE COUGHS 416 00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:04,531 Will Gary be turning up? 417 00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:07,091 You know, I think the thing is to say, no comment. 418 00:18:08,691 --> 00:18:10,371 Robbie Williams? 419 00:18:10,371 --> 00:18:13,971 No comment. I'm just sticking with my "no comment", 420 00:18:13,971 --> 00:18:19,131 because I think it's more exciting and it's fun, and I've never done... 421 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,611 If anyone's seen me work before onstage, 422 00:18:21,611 --> 00:18:24,331 we pulled out all the stops. This is gonna be different, but... 423 00:18:24,331 --> 00:18:26,571 I don't think anyone thinks, when they're starting out 424 00:18:26,571 --> 00:18:29,091 in whatever line they're in, that they'll still be successful 425 00:18:29,091 --> 00:18:30,491 and able to do it in 60 years' time. 426 00:18:30,491 --> 00:18:33,251 Obviously, in your line of work, you can't do boxing for that long. 427 00:18:33,251 --> 00:18:35,051 No. But, AJ, how long do you reckon 428 00:18:35,051 --> 00:18:37,251 you want to carry on boxing? Cos obviously, there is 429 00:18:37,251 --> 00:18:40,051 a cut-off point in every professional sportsperson's life. 430 00:18:40,051 --> 00:18:42,011 Yeah. I always said, like, 35. 431 00:18:42,011 --> 00:18:45,971 I'm 35 in October, so I'm thinking about another two years or so, 432 00:18:45,971 --> 00:18:49,891 if my body holds up. Cos obviously, the job, ground and pound, is tough. 433 00:18:49,891 --> 00:18:52,091 But if I hold up... What's it called? 434 00:18:52,091 --> 00:18:53,851 LAUGHTER 435 00:18:53,851 --> 00:18:56,811 That was a club we went to, wasn't it, Tom? 436 00:18:56,811 --> 00:18:58,811 A place I went to in Berlin. 437 00:18:58,811 --> 00:19:01,731 Ground and pound. LAUGHTER 438 00:19:01,731 --> 00:19:04,091 There are very few people... Yeah. 439 00:19:04,091 --> 00:19:06,731 ..who've been famous in show business or in the world of sport 440 00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:09,371 and associated worlds in the last sort of six decades 441 00:19:09,371 --> 00:19:11,091 who you haven't met, who you don't know. 442 00:19:11,091 --> 00:19:13,331 I mean, tell us about working with David Bowie. 443 00:19:13,331 --> 00:19:17,571 Cos Bowie wanted to work with you, didn't he? He sought you out. 444 00:19:17,571 --> 00:19:19,811 He liked your voice, he respected your talent, 445 00:19:19,811 --> 00:19:22,651 and he wanted to give you the chance to sort of do the most you could. 446 00:19:22,651 --> 00:19:25,651 One of the very first beginnings of that was 447 00:19:25,651 --> 00:19:31,091 when I was just a teenager, and I would be negotiating with, you know, 448 00:19:31,091 --> 00:19:33,811 men in suits running record labels, 449 00:19:33,811 --> 00:19:36,891 and they would want me to sing little pop songs. 450 00:19:36,891 --> 00:19:39,131 And I thought I was Mama Thorton. 451 00:19:39,131 --> 00:19:41,091 RASPILY: Yeah, get on, you know. 452 00:19:41,091 --> 00:19:43,531 I didn't wanna sing those little pop songs. 453 00:19:43,531 --> 00:19:46,331 And so, I would have a lot of tears and a lot of struggles. 454 00:19:46,331 --> 00:19:50,731 When I met David, David said, "The labels..." 455 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,691 Meaning the record labels. "..they don't get you. 456 00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:55,731 "They don't get your voice, either. 457 00:19:55,731 --> 00:19:57,971 "I'm gonna make a fucking hit record with you." 458 00:19:57,971 --> 00:20:00,011 Wow. I thought, "Well, we'll see." 459 00:20:00,011 --> 00:20:03,011 But also, when he said that to me, 460 00:20:03,011 --> 00:20:05,611 I kind of felt like I'd been heard and like I'd been seen. 461 00:20:05,611 --> 00:20:08,731 Yeah. Because it's hard, you know, 462 00:20:08,731 --> 00:20:11,971 to negotiate with people who've been in the business a long time, 463 00:20:11,971 --> 00:20:15,091 and you felt instinctively... Shout was, like... 464 00:20:15,091 --> 00:20:17,291 RASPILY: # You know You make me wanna... # 465 00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:21,091 And I didn't wanna sing little songs that sort of went... 466 00:20:21,091 --> 00:20:24,211 # La-da-di-da-da... # And they wanted me to sing... 467 00:20:24,211 --> 00:20:26,771 Because you have that grittier voice, that raspy, that R&B, 468 00:20:26,771 --> 00:20:29,211 that kind of, like, bluesy voice. Would you mind if I showed 469 00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:31,891 everyone here a clip of you performing Shout 470 00:20:31,891 --> 00:20:35,571 when it first came out? I think you were either 15 or 16 in this clip. 471 00:20:35,571 --> 00:20:39,451 Oh, please. Can we, please, yeah? CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 472 00:20:39,451 --> 00:20:42,171 This is amazing. This is Lulu when she was 15, 473 00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:43,651 with her first big hit. Look at this. 474 00:20:43,651 --> 00:20:50,091 # We-e-e-e-e-e-ll 475 00:20:50,091 --> 00:20:52,291 # You know you make me wanna shout Shout! 476 00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:53,611 # Look, my hand's jumping Shout! 477 00:20:53,611 --> 00:20:55,171 # Look, my heart's thumping Shout! 478 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,811 # Throw my head back Shout! 479 00:20:56,811 --> 00:20:58,211 # Come on now Shout! 480 00:20:58,211 --> 00:21:00,491 # Don't forget to say you will Shout! 481 00:21:00,491 --> 00:21:02,491 # Yeah, don't forget to shout Shout! 482 00:21:02,491 --> 00:21:04,691 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Shout! 483 00:21:04,691 --> 00:21:08,131 # Say you will Throw your head back, baby 484 00:21:08,131 --> 00:21:11,091 # Say you will Oh, come on, oh, come on 485 00:21:11,091 --> 00:21:16,371 # Say you will Throw your head back, woo... # 486 00:21:16,371 --> 00:21:18,571 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 487 00:21:19,691 --> 00:21:21,331 Unbelievable! Amazing! 488 00:21:21,331 --> 00:21:22,971 Amazing! 489 00:21:24,331 --> 00:21:25,891 So, um... 490 00:21:25,891 --> 00:21:29,491 But in a way, that was helped to become a hit, I believe... 491 00:21:29,491 --> 00:21:31,811 Obviously, it's a great song and a great performance, 492 00:21:31,811 --> 00:21:33,251 but the Beatles helped that 493 00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:35,291 to become a hit, didn't they? I think... 494 00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:39,611 I now realise that I had to thank John Lennon and Paul McCartney, 495 00:21:39,611 --> 00:21:42,211 because you remember Ready Steady Go? 496 00:21:42,211 --> 00:21:44,251 You won't have done. You wouldn't be born then. 497 00:21:44,251 --> 00:21:47,771 But Ready Steady Go, there was nobody on the streets, nobody. 498 00:21:47,771 --> 00:21:50,131 Everybody was at home. It was a huge event. 499 00:21:50,131 --> 00:21:52,891 TV, back then, there were really only two channels people watched. 500 00:21:52,891 --> 00:21:55,091 That's right! So, when there was a pop show on, 501 00:21:55,091 --> 00:21:56,691 everyone watched it. That's right. 502 00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,651 And Ready Steady Go was the pop show of its day. 503 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:03,611 I mean, everybody was at home watching, and John and Paul were on, 504 00:22:03,611 --> 00:22:06,171 talking to Cathy McGowan, and she just said to them, 505 00:22:06,171 --> 00:22:08,531 "So, do you have a favourite release this week?" 506 00:22:08,531 --> 00:22:10,931 And they both said, "Oh, yeah, Lulu's 'Shout'." 507 00:22:10,931 --> 00:22:12,731 Wow! Yeah. Wow! 508 00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:15,491 You don't know what that meant. When everyone was at home watching. 509 00:22:15,491 --> 00:22:18,051 That meant that they gave me the red light, you know. 510 00:22:18,051 --> 00:22:20,451 "This kid is good," or whatever they said. 511 00:22:20,451 --> 00:22:22,851 But you know, the funny thing was, 512 00:22:22,851 --> 00:22:25,291 I was getting fish and chips at the time. 513 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:26,971 What was you doing out your house? 514 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,411 I was the only one on the street, you know. 515 00:22:29,411 --> 00:22:31,651 LAUGHTER My brother was hanging out 516 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:35,971 the window, "Marie, Marie, hurry up! You're on the telly!" 517 00:22:35,971 --> 00:22:37,531 LAUGHTER 518 00:22:37,531 --> 00:22:39,291 It was an amazing thing 519 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,851 for John and Paul... Unbelievable. 520 00:22:40,851 --> 00:22:44,051 So, I think, when they gave me the thumbs-up... 521 00:22:44,051 --> 00:22:45,691 Yeah. ..I think that kick-started 522 00:22:45,691 --> 00:22:49,251 my whole career, really. So, it was a huge hit immediately. 523 00:22:49,251 --> 00:22:51,291 If we go back to some of the people you worked with. 524 00:22:51,291 --> 00:22:53,651 Cos Bowie, obviously, gave you a future, 525 00:22:53,651 --> 00:22:55,371 and you were in a relationship with him 526 00:22:55,371 --> 00:22:57,571 for a while as well, weren't you? No comment. 527 00:22:57,571 --> 00:22:59,131 LAUGHTER 528 00:22:59,131 --> 00:23:03,091 Hold on, you spoke about this in your book. 529 00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:06,251 Oh, that book was a load of drivel. Well, you wrote it! 530 00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:10,011 The next one will be... will be the one. 531 00:23:10,011 --> 00:23:12,611 But that was then. 532 00:23:12,611 --> 00:23:16,491 But now, I feel that I can say things, 533 00:23:16,491 --> 00:23:22,011 be a bit more insightful about who I am, what happened, who I was. 534 00:23:22,011 --> 00:23:24,931 And the real story, be more vulnerable. 535 00:23:24,931 --> 00:23:27,731 Things they say to me... Because of my... 536 00:23:27,731 --> 00:23:29,971 "Have you got a man? Are you married? 537 00:23:29,971 --> 00:23:32,331 "Are you dating?" They say. At my age. 538 00:23:32,331 --> 00:23:34,531 But would you want to be with someone? 539 00:23:34,531 --> 00:23:36,131 No, not really, I'm very happy. 540 00:23:36,131 --> 00:23:39,091 I have found that I'm really happy on my own. 541 00:23:39,091 --> 00:23:40,931 But, to be honest with you, 542 00:23:40,931 --> 00:23:44,371 now, after having two marriages, 543 00:23:44,371 --> 00:23:46,091 and I picked two good guys, 544 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:49,211 Maurice Gibb and John Frieda, two really great guys. 545 00:23:49,211 --> 00:23:52,091 But, you know, I needed to get to know myself a bit more. 546 00:23:52,091 --> 00:23:54,051 But you know, you've had highs and lows, 547 00:23:54,051 --> 00:23:56,531 and there must be highs and lows in your world as well. 548 00:23:56,531 --> 00:23:58,731 Presumably, the defeats will be the lows. Yeah. 549 00:23:58,731 --> 00:24:00,611 But on a personal level, there must be times 550 00:24:00,611 --> 00:24:02,491 when you feel that way as well. 551 00:24:02,491 --> 00:24:04,131 Yeah, definitely, and that's where... 552 00:24:04,131 --> 00:24:07,411 We spoke backstage, and I was, like, I've learnt to control my mental. 553 00:24:07,411 --> 00:24:09,691 And I was saying it earlier, 554 00:24:09,691 --> 00:24:11,651 but I've never let success get to my head... 555 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,251 Oh, it's so important. ..and I never let 556 00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:16,851 the failures get to my heart. So, I just learned to keep balanced. 557 00:24:16,851 --> 00:24:19,451 And in the morning, I have an intention. 558 00:24:19,451 --> 00:24:21,811 So, I say, "I'm gonna have a great day, regardless. 559 00:24:21,811 --> 00:24:24,851 "Bad sleep, bad mood, I'm gonna have a great day." 560 00:24:24,851 --> 00:24:26,731 That's all you've got is that moment. 561 00:24:26,731 --> 00:24:28,651 So important. That's all I've got. 562 00:24:28,651 --> 00:24:30,531 APPLAUSE 563 00:24:30,531 --> 00:24:32,731 It's a great philosophy. We're gonna have 564 00:24:32,731 --> 00:24:35,571 another break now, but please don't go anywhere, because up next, 565 00:24:35,571 --> 00:24:37,891 we'll be joined by Sir Michael Palin. 566 00:24:37,891 --> 00:24:40,411 See you after the break. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 567 00:24:48,901 --> 00:24:51,301 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 568 00:24:51,301 --> 00:24:53,101 Welcome back to the show. 569 00:24:53,101 --> 00:24:56,021 All of these fabulous people are still here, 570 00:24:56,021 --> 00:25:00,021 but let's get my next guest out. He is a British comedy icon. 571 00:25:00,021 --> 00:25:03,061 The always brilliant Sir Michael Palin. 572 00:25:03,061 --> 00:25:05,261 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 573 00:25:10,501 --> 00:25:12,821 APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH 574 00:25:14,021 --> 00:25:16,301 Whoa! I had that last week. 575 00:25:16,301 --> 00:25:18,021 So lovely to see you again. 576 00:25:18,021 --> 00:25:19,661 Come and sit down. Well, hello! 577 00:25:19,661 --> 00:25:21,861 Hello. How are you? Nice to meet you. 578 00:25:21,861 --> 00:25:23,341 Very nice to meet you. 579 00:25:24,421 --> 00:25:26,781 This is your seat, sir. 580 00:25:26,781 --> 00:25:28,461 Oh, how nice! 581 00:25:28,461 --> 00:25:30,301 Mwah! Mwah! 582 00:25:30,301 --> 00:25:31,421 Oh! 583 00:25:31,421 --> 00:25:33,461 So lovely to have you back on the show. 584 00:25:33,461 --> 00:25:35,181 Thank you for being here. 585 00:25:35,181 --> 00:25:36,501 You two go way back. We do. 586 00:25:36,501 --> 00:25:38,701 You appeared briefly in Monty Python, didn't you? 587 00:25:38,701 --> 00:25:39,901 I did, with Ringo, I think. 588 00:25:39,901 --> 00:25:41,541 Can you remember that? Was it Ringo? 589 00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:44,821 Yeah. Well, I used to have this character called the It's Man, 590 00:25:44,821 --> 00:25:48,341 who used to come out of the sea or somewhere really uncomfortable 591 00:25:48,341 --> 00:25:50,701 at the beginning of the show, in tattered clothes 592 00:25:50,701 --> 00:25:53,061 and a terrible beard, staring eyes. 593 00:25:53,061 --> 00:25:56,861 And he'd crawl towards the camera, and he'd say, "It's..." 594 00:25:56,861 --> 00:25:59,861 And John Cleese would then say, "Monty Python's Flying Circus," 595 00:25:59,861 --> 00:26:02,781 from the comfort of a desk in a nice suit. 596 00:26:02,781 --> 00:26:07,541 And so, one day, we decided to give the It's Man his own show, 597 00:26:07,541 --> 00:26:10,061 and we said, "What celebrities can we get on?" 598 00:26:10,061 --> 00:26:12,261 But Python wasn't well-known at the time. 599 00:26:12,261 --> 00:26:15,941 And thankfully, Lulu was one of them, and Ringo Starr. 600 00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:18,181 Remember him? He was the other. Wow! 601 00:26:18,181 --> 00:26:22,141 So, I staggered on, with the beard and the torn clothes, 602 00:26:22,141 --> 00:26:24,781 and asked a few stupid questions. Well, you know what it's like. 603 00:26:24,781 --> 00:26:26,981 I do. Well... LAUGHTER 604 00:26:26,981 --> 00:26:30,661 You say you're 75, which is hard to believe, and everyone cheered. 605 00:26:30,661 --> 00:26:32,661 But you've just turned 80, haven't you? 606 00:26:32,661 --> 00:26:35,381 I've just turned 80. Woo, woo, woo! 607 00:26:35,381 --> 00:26:37,861 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh, that's wonderful! 608 00:26:37,861 --> 00:26:40,101 That's unbelievable. ANTHONY: Unbelievable, yeah. 609 00:26:40,101 --> 00:26:41,981 And still working and still travelling. 610 00:26:41,981 --> 00:26:43,821 I don't get that at the medical centre. 611 00:26:43,821 --> 00:26:45,021 LAUGHTER 612 00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:46,941 You're 80? Get out! 613 00:26:46,941 --> 00:26:49,181 Um... Yeah, I'm still travelling. 614 00:26:49,181 --> 00:26:51,821 Before we talk about your new travel experience, 615 00:26:51,821 --> 00:26:53,861 let me just ask you about boxing. Cos you strike me 616 00:26:53,861 --> 00:26:56,461 as being more of a lover than a fighter. But are you a boxing fan? 617 00:26:56,461 --> 00:26:58,461 Have you ever boxed yourself? 618 00:26:58,461 --> 00:27:01,341 Um... Yeah, I have boxed, 619 00:27:01,341 --> 00:27:04,101 and it happened at school, when I was at boarding school. 620 00:27:04,101 --> 00:27:07,021 And they come round and sort of force you to do various sports. 621 00:27:07,021 --> 00:27:09,301 Mm, yeah. And boxing was on, and they said, 622 00:27:09,301 --> 00:27:13,341 "Palin, have you boxed before?" "Er, no, never." 623 00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:15,381 "Right, you're in the school championship." 624 00:27:15,381 --> 00:27:17,901 That's how it goes. So, that was how it goes. 625 00:27:17,901 --> 00:27:19,501 So, I was written in. 626 00:27:19,501 --> 00:27:24,181 And the first round, I really took it out of somebody, 627 00:27:24,181 --> 00:27:27,581 and I realised I quite enjoyed it, which is worrying. 628 00:27:27,581 --> 00:27:29,901 But anyway, knocked him flat, and they said, 629 00:27:29,901 --> 00:27:32,461 "Very, very good. You're in the final now." 630 00:27:32,461 --> 00:27:35,061 What's going on? There's no-one else in your weight. 631 00:27:35,061 --> 00:27:36,581 So, you won? 632 00:27:36,581 --> 00:27:39,061 No, the school boxer, I met in the final. 633 00:27:39,061 --> 00:27:41,301 OK. Very nice man called Peter Bennett. 634 00:27:41,301 --> 00:27:43,301 Yeah. He said, "Look, what we'll do..." 635 00:27:43,301 --> 00:27:45,061 And he was a very good boxer. 636 00:27:45,061 --> 00:27:47,261 He said, "We'll do the first round, just like this, 637 00:27:47,261 --> 00:27:50,141 "and at the end, I'll give you a punch, quite a light punch, 638 00:27:50,141 --> 00:27:53,701 "and you fall over and it'll be fine. That'll be the end of it." 639 00:27:53,701 --> 00:27:56,181 But once I was actually fighting, I thought... 640 00:27:56,181 --> 00:27:58,101 Hang on a minute. .."I quite enjoy this. 641 00:27:58,101 --> 00:27:59,661 "You've got to do something." 642 00:27:59,661 --> 00:28:02,221 So, when he hit me, I hit him back, 643 00:28:02,221 --> 00:28:07,141 and so, I got into the second round of this fight 644 00:28:07,141 --> 00:28:10,941 and he... Well, he hit me very hard 645 00:28:10,941 --> 00:28:14,261 very early on and I staggered about. 646 00:28:14,261 --> 00:28:17,661 And I've not returned to the ring since then. 647 00:28:17,661 --> 00:28:22,621 Here's the thing, Michael has been travelling the world for our benefit 648 00:28:22,621 --> 00:28:24,661 for 35 years now. Wow. 649 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,381 And mine. And yours. 650 00:28:26,381 --> 00:28:28,981 First show was back in 1989, wasn't it? 651 00:28:28,981 --> 00:28:31,181 Around The World In 80 Days. Yeah. 652 00:28:31,181 --> 00:28:33,181 And interestingly, when you think about it now, 653 00:28:33,181 --> 00:28:36,421 you can't imagine a better host, can you, for that kind of show, 654 00:28:36,421 --> 00:28:37,901 than being in Michael's company? 655 00:28:37,901 --> 00:28:42,621 But I discovered you weren't the BBC's first choice. 656 00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:45,901 I wasn't the second choice, either. Or the third choice. 657 00:28:45,901 --> 00:28:47,941 Or the third choice or... Or the fourth choice. 658 00:28:47,941 --> 00:28:50,301 I was the fifth choice. He was the fifth choice. 659 00:28:50,301 --> 00:28:52,301 Yeah. AUDIENCE: Aw. 660 00:28:52,301 --> 00:28:54,501 Noel Edmonds... It's OK, he's over it now. 661 00:28:54,501 --> 00:28:55,861 LAUGHTER 662 00:28:55,861 --> 00:28:58,221 So, you've just come back on the new show, 663 00:28:58,221 --> 00:29:00,381 which you can watch on Channel 5, 664 00:29:00,381 --> 00:29:03,501 it's a three-part series of Michael Palin In Nigeria. 665 00:29:03,501 --> 00:29:05,221 Wow! Which I believe... 666 00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:06,781 I thought it was... Wow! 667 00:29:06,781 --> 00:29:08,381 Yeah. 668 00:29:08,381 --> 00:29:10,821 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 669 00:29:10,821 --> 00:29:13,701 And I didn't realise 670 00:29:13,701 --> 00:29:15,981 how dense a population... I thought it was 200 million, 671 00:29:15,981 --> 00:29:18,341 but you were telling me earlier it's 220 million. 672 00:29:18,341 --> 00:29:21,141 It's 220 million in Nigeria. 673 00:29:21,141 --> 00:29:24,221 You know, you look on the map, and it's tucked away in Africa, 674 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:25,381 it's quite a small country, 675 00:29:25,381 --> 00:29:28,421 but its population is 100 million more than Russia. 676 00:29:28,421 --> 00:29:30,621 That's extraordinary. So, there are a lot of people. 677 00:29:30,621 --> 00:29:33,141 And a very young population as well, isn't there? 678 00:29:33,141 --> 00:29:35,621 Very young. Average age is 18. Wow! 679 00:29:35,621 --> 00:29:38,061 But I thought, "Well, a country this big is gonna be 680 00:29:38,061 --> 00:29:40,261 "so important for the future..." Yeah, yeah. 681 00:29:40,261 --> 00:29:42,261 "..not just to Africa, but the world. 682 00:29:42,261 --> 00:29:44,541 "You've gotta go and see it, see what it's like." 683 00:29:44,541 --> 00:29:46,901 And when I got there, Lagos airport... 684 00:29:46,901 --> 00:29:48,501 How was that? Shambolic. 685 00:29:48,501 --> 00:29:50,701 It's unbelievable, isn't it? Utterly shambolic. 686 00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:53,101 It's unbelievable. He's talking to Anthony here, 687 00:29:53,101 --> 00:29:55,341 cos you know that Anthony has family from Nigeria. 688 00:29:55,341 --> 00:29:57,301 Yes, yes. Your ancestry is... 689 00:29:57,301 --> 00:29:58,501 My heritage, yeah. Wow. 690 00:29:58,501 --> 00:30:00,021 It's great, yeah. 691 00:30:00,021 --> 00:30:04,261 We went by car into Lagos for the first time 692 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:07,261 and, whenever you stop in the traffic, 693 00:30:07,261 --> 00:30:10,021 the people come up and knock on the window and sell you something. 694 00:30:10,021 --> 00:30:12,981 Yeah, yeah. And I was amazed cos, at one point, 695 00:30:12,981 --> 00:30:16,941 there's toothbrushes and matches and cigarettes and things like that, 696 00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:21,181 and one bloke comes up and he's got a pile of boxes of Scrabble 697 00:30:21,181 --> 00:30:23,621 that he's selling. And he must've thought, 698 00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:26,341 "Hello, white guy. White guy in car. 699 00:30:26,341 --> 00:30:28,941 "He'll buy this. Get the Scrabble out." 700 00:30:28,941 --> 00:30:30,941 He looks like a Wordle fan, yeah. 701 00:30:30,941 --> 00:30:32,381 Did you buy it? No. 702 00:30:32,381 --> 00:30:35,021 Why didn't you buy it? I couldn't get the window open. 703 00:30:35,021 --> 00:30:36,381 LAUGHTER 704 00:30:36,381 --> 00:30:39,621 Anthony, I imagine you must be something of a hero 705 00:30:39,621 --> 00:30:42,621 in Nigeria, aren't you? It's fun when I go back. 706 00:30:42,621 --> 00:30:44,821 If you said the airport is a shambles, 707 00:30:44,821 --> 00:30:47,301 for me, when I get back and they see me, it's love. 708 00:30:47,301 --> 00:30:48,701 It's good energy. 709 00:30:48,701 --> 00:30:49,741 Mm. 710 00:30:49,741 --> 00:30:51,941 But, yeah. See, that's me with the people, yeah. 711 00:30:51,941 --> 00:30:54,701 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yeah, fantastic. 712 00:30:54,701 --> 00:30:56,261 Yeah. 713 00:30:56,261 --> 00:30:58,261 Really good energy. Yeah. 714 00:30:58,261 --> 00:31:02,061 They've named a street or a road after you, I believe? 715 00:31:02,061 --> 00:31:05,701 Yeah. So, in my dad's community, they've named a street after me, 716 00:31:05,701 --> 00:31:10,541 and it's the only street in Nigeria that has a congestion charge. 717 00:31:10,541 --> 00:31:12,341 LAUGHTER 718 00:31:13,941 --> 00:31:16,221 I'm joking, I'm joking. 719 00:31:16,221 --> 00:31:19,141 Let's go back to the show. As I said, 720 00:31:19,141 --> 00:31:22,861 it is Michael Palin In Nigeria. 721 00:31:22,861 --> 00:31:27,741 It's on Channel 5 on Tuesday from 16th April at 9pm. 722 00:31:27,741 --> 00:31:30,141 And as you would expect from Michael, it's just a joy, 723 00:31:30,141 --> 00:31:31,541 as well as being... 724 00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:33,101 It's quite moving at times... Yeah. 725 00:31:33,101 --> 00:31:35,861 ..and also, very educational. Have a look at this. Yeah. 726 00:31:35,861 --> 00:31:39,181 'Nigeria, an extraordinary country 727 00:31:39,181 --> 00:31:40,781 'and a complex puzzle.' 728 00:31:40,781 --> 00:31:42,101 This is exciting. 729 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:44,021 My first time in Nigeria. 730 00:31:44,021 --> 00:31:46,381 'Known as the Giant of Africa, 731 00:31:46,381 --> 00:31:50,821 'it's a place full of wonder and contradictions. 732 00:31:50,821 --> 00:31:54,341 'I'm embarking on a 1,300-mile journey... 733 00:31:55,981 --> 00:31:58,821 '..from the people in vibrant, hectic Lagos...' 734 00:31:58,821 --> 00:32:00,181 This is the hotspot. 735 00:32:00,181 --> 00:32:02,901 '..to the heat and rituals of the Islamic north.' 736 00:32:04,421 --> 00:32:06,221 In this chaos, there's also harmonies. 737 00:32:06,221 --> 00:32:09,541 'I'll discover the astonishing natural wonders...' 738 00:32:09,541 --> 00:32:12,101 I didn't know what to expect, really, but I didn't expect this. 739 00:32:12,101 --> 00:32:15,261 '..and experience what faith and devotion really means here.' 740 00:32:15,261 --> 00:32:16,621 Whoa! 741 00:32:16,621 --> 00:32:19,941 This is the kind of moment when you forget which country you're in. 742 00:32:19,941 --> 00:32:24,181 'The extraordinary people of Nigeria are full of surprises.' 743 00:32:24,181 --> 00:32:26,421 There's a kind of raucous celebration to the place. 744 00:32:26,421 --> 00:32:27,821 This is Nigeria. 745 00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:30,021 Wow. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 746 00:32:31,221 --> 00:32:33,421 It does look, um... 747 00:32:33,421 --> 00:32:35,701 It looks very enticing. 748 00:32:35,701 --> 00:32:38,581 It looks like a very exciting place to be. 749 00:32:38,581 --> 00:32:40,101 Well, it is exciting, 750 00:32:40,101 --> 00:32:42,901 and I just wasn't expecting that. 751 00:32:42,901 --> 00:32:45,261 Lulu, you've travelled the world, you've toured all over. 752 00:32:45,261 --> 00:32:47,541 Most interesting, most memorable places you've been? 753 00:32:47,541 --> 00:32:49,981 Oh, I know that when I was very, very young, 754 00:32:49,981 --> 00:32:53,101 I went to Poland. And I went with The Hollies, 755 00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:56,021 and we were the first Westerners, you know... 756 00:32:56,021 --> 00:32:57,861 So, was the Soviet Union still in place? 757 00:32:57,861 --> 00:33:00,941 Influenced, definitely, because when we got there, 758 00:33:00,941 --> 00:33:04,901 when we did the gig, there were guards everywhere. 759 00:33:04,901 --> 00:33:09,461 Guards at the dressing room, guards around the stage, 760 00:33:09,461 --> 00:33:12,221 and guards down the aisle. 761 00:33:12,221 --> 00:33:14,901 And the crazy thing was that the guys would say every... 762 00:33:14,901 --> 00:33:20,181 before we went on, "Do not excite the audience." 763 00:33:20,181 --> 00:33:22,501 I mean, you've come to do a rock-and-roll show, you know. 764 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,501 It must be difficult with a song called 'Shout'. 765 00:33:24,501 --> 00:33:26,101 Exactly. What did you change it to? 766 00:33:26,101 --> 00:33:29,301 Murmur? LAUGHTER 767 00:33:29,301 --> 00:33:32,101 But, Tom, you've been travelling quite a lot, I guess, 768 00:33:32,101 --> 00:33:34,901 and you've been all over the world. Do you enjoy foreign travel? 769 00:33:34,901 --> 00:33:36,781 Yeah, I love going abroad. 770 00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:39,461 And I travel around this country a lot, which is nice, 771 00:33:39,461 --> 00:33:42,621 and I get to go to places that we might not naturally travel to. 772 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:44,581 Barrow-in-Furness, for example. 773 00:33:44,581 --> 00:33:46,901 Lovely place, actually. One of my favourite shows. 774 00:33:46,901 --> 00:33:48,501 LAUGHTER 775 00:33:48,501 --> 00:33:51,581 And I do really enjoy travelling abroad. 776 00:33:51,581 --> 00:33:55,221 I had a lovely time in Japan a few years ago. Loved going to Japan. 777 00:33:55,221 --> 00:33:58,181 I remember being in Kyoto, which is such a beautiful old city 778 00:33:58,181 --> 00:34:00,661 and everything is so pretty, and I was walking round, 779 00:34:00,661 --> 00:34:02,661 trying to find a traditional Japanese theatre, 780 00:34:02,661 --> 00:34:05,621 and couldn't find it. Eventually, I stumbled upon this building 781 00:34:05,621 --> 00:34:07,821 and it was all lit up, and I thought, "This must be it." 782 00:34:07,821 --> 00:34:10,341 So, I slipped back the screen to go in, I was walking around. 783 00:34:10,341 --> 00:34:13,301 Couldn't see anybody, though, and, eventually, this woman came out 784 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:15,941 in this beautiful, immaculate, traditional Japanese clothing 785 00:34:15,941 --> 00:34:18,221 and make-up, and she looked very formal. 786 00:34:18,221 --> 00:34:21,021 And she looked me up and down and she went, "This is my house!" 787 00:34:21,021 --> 00:34:24,861 LAUGHTER Listen, I hope you'll stick around 788 00:34:24,861 --> 00:34:26,221 cos I've got one more part to go, 789 00:34:26,221 --> 00:34:28,661 and it's been so much fun spending time in your company. 790 00:34:28,661 --> 00:34:30,221 Don't you go anywhere, cos up next, 791 00:34:30,221 --> 00:34:32,941 we'll be joined by comedian Laura Smyth, and Jungle performing 792 00:34:32,941 --> 00:34:35,181 at the end of the show. See you after the break. 793 00:34:35,181 --> 00:34:37,181 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 794 00:34:44,928 --> 00:34:47,648 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 795 00:34:47,648 --> 00:34:50,768 Welcome back to the show. Let's get my next guest out. 796 00:34:50,768 --> 00:34:53,728 She has just embarked on her first headline tour. 797 00:34:53,728 --> 00:34:55,368 I'm telling you, you're gonna love her. 798 00:34:55,368 --> 00:34:58,488 She's a brilliant comedian. The hilarious Laura Smyth. 799 00:34:58,488 --> 00:35:00,528 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 800 00:35:02,888 --> 00:35:05,568 Stop! Stop! 801 00:35:05,568 --> 00:35:07,328 Thank you! 802 00:35:07,328 --> 00:35:10,528 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 803 00:35:10,528 --> 00:35:12,448 Come on, girl! 804 00:35:12,448 --> 00:35:14,888 I feel like Nan on a cruise! Hi! 805 00:35:14,888 --> 00:35:17,328 AJ. Oh, AJ! 806 00:35:17,328 --> 00:35:19,808 Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. Come and sit down, Laura. 807 00:35:19,808 --> 00:35:22,008 Hello. Thank you. 808 00:35:22,008 --> 00:35:23,888 Fabulous to have you here. How are we doing? 809 00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:25,768 You look amazing. I love the glam! 810 00:35:25,768 --> 00:35:29,088 I love a bit of glam. OK. We met before, because I did 811 00:35:29,088 --> 00:35:30,728 a thing for ITV called the Comedy Club, 812 00:35:30,728 --> 00:35:32,608 and I was lucky enough to have Laura on it. 813 00:35:32,608 --> 00:35:34,488 And you did some material... You were working 814 00:35:34,488 --> 00:35:36,128 as a teacher, then, weren't you? I was. 815 00:35:36,128 --> 00:35:37,808 You still had your day job. Yeah. 816 00:35:37,808 --> 00:35:40,448 And you got in trouble, didn't you? Shush, I did. 817 00:35:40,448 --> 00:35:43,408 Yeah. It was lockdown, wasn't it? So, it was weird. 818 00:35:43,408 --> 00:35:45,368 Thank you for my first telly experience. 819 00:35:45,368 --> 00:35:47,568 My pleasure. Oh, I'm out of breath, 820 00:35:47,568 --> 00:35:49,448 cos I was scared about walking in my heels. 821 00:35:49,448 --> 00:35:52,448 LAUGHTER So, yeah. 822 00:35:52,448 --> 00:35:54,928 What happened was... Cos we were all teaching from home. 823 00:35:54,928 --> 00:35:57,288 But I went back and I got in a bit of a disciplinary over it, 824 00:35:57,288 --> 00:36:00,408 because I did a bit of material, and I got pulled 825 00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:03,328 into the headmaster's office, which is not as sexy as it sounds, 826 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:04,848 let me tell you, 827 00:36:04,848 --> 00:36:07,768 especially when you're the only one that's taken their knickers off. 828 00:36:07,768 --> 00:36:09,168 LAUGHTER 829 00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:11,488 I read the situation wrong and I thought there was a vibe. 830 00:36:11,488 --> 00:36:13,248 There weren't. It's all right. 831 00:36:13,248 --> 00:36:15,928 No, no... LAUGHTER 832 00:36:15,928 --> 00:36:18,168 What happened was, he played me the material. 833 00:36:18,168 --> 00:36:22,168 This is true. I felt like a year 10 kid that had got caught 834 00:36:22,168 --> 00:36:24,608 calling someone a slag on Snapchat, do you know I mean? 835 00:36:24,608 --> 00:36:27,928 Anyway, so, he played me the material, and then, he paused it, 836 00:36:27,928 --> 00:36:30,528 looked at me and he says, "Would you agree 837 00:36:30,528 --> 00:36:33,688 "that this constitutes bringing the school into disrepute?" 838 00:36:33,688 --> 00:36:36,488 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 839 00:36:36,488 --> 00:36:38,128 I said, "No." 840 00:36:39,328 --> 00:36:42,568 And then, he goes, "Well, what if I told you 52 parents had complained?" 841 00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:44,488 I said, "Did they?" He said, "No." 842 00:36:44,488 --> 00:36:46,688 I thought, "What the fuck are we doing here then?" 843 00:36:46,688 --> 00:36:47,928 LAUGHTER 844 00:36:47,928 --> 00:36:50,128 I weren't cocky. I was crying and snivelling. 845 00:36:50,128 --> 00:36:52,568 And pulling my knickers up, if I'm honest. 846 00:36:52,568 --> 00:36:54,888 No, but I did. Cos the joke that I had... 847 00:36:54,888 --> 00:36:57,808 And it was a cute joke, cos it was about working from home. 848 00:36:57,808 --> 00:37:00,648 The joke was, working from home is tough because you miss 849 00:37:00,648 --> 00:37:03,488 all the fun and fulfilling things about work, like... 850 00:37:06,648 --> 00:37:08,808 LAUGHTER 851 00:37:08,808 --> 00:37:10,448 And then, I said, "Oh, I know. 852 00:37:10,448 --> 00:37:12,448 "Slagging colleagues off to other colleagues. 853 00:37:12,448 --> 00:37:15,808 "If you ain't got anything nice to say, meet you at lunchtime, babes." 854 00:37:15,808 --> 00:37:18,288 It was a nice, neat joke. 855 00:37:18,288 --> 00:37:21,128 A very neat joke and it IS a joke. Yes, I know. 856 00:37:21,128 --> 00:37:22,928 With some truth at the heart of it, perhaps. 857 00:37:22,928 --> 00:37:25,088 Of course, of course. 858 00:37:25,088 --> 00:37:27,008 Michael, did you have real-world jobs 859 00:37:27,008 --> 00:37:28,808 before you went comedy full-time? 860 00:37:28,808 --> 00:37:33,608 No, I... When I was at Oxford, I got a job in the long vacation 861 00:37:33,608 --> 00:37:35,928 selling encyclopaedias 862 00:37:35,928 --> 00:37:38,128 to American troops in Germany. Wow! 863 00:37:38,128 --> 00:37:41,408 We were told this is an absolute guaranteed way to make 864 00:37:41,408 --> 00:37:43,808 a fortune during the summer, cos you go there 865 00:37:43,808 --> 00:37:47,128 and there were these big American bases. This was the 1960s. 866 00:37:47,128 --> 00:37:49,688 And they were all worried about the education of their children 867 00:37:49,688 --> 00:37:52,128 as opposed to the Russian children, so you knock on the door, 868 00:37:52,128 --> 00:37:54,768 and you say, "Hello, I'm Michael Palin from Oxford University. 869 00:37:54,768 --> 00:37:57,488 "I'm doing..." You didn't say, "I'm selling encyclopaedias." 870 00:37:57,488 --> 00:38:01,048 "I'm doing an educational research job." 871 00:38:01,048 --> 00:38:04,408 And then, you would sell the encyclopaedias, 872 00:38:04,408 --> 00:38:06,728 and I was just completely hopeless at it. 873 00:38:06,728 --> 00:38:08,128 How many did you sell? 874 00:38:08,128 --> 00:38:10,648 Er, three. LAUGHTER 875 00:38:10,648 --> 00:38:13,648 But that was over a period of about eight weeks. 876 00:38:13,648 --> 00:38:16,928 One of them, a man called Epivanko... 877 00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:18,808 I remember his name to this day. 878 00:38:18,808 --> 00:38:21,048 He defected to the Soviet Union... Wow! 879 00:38:21,048 --> 00:38:23,208 ..halfway through his payment. 880 00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:25,168 He'd do anything to get out of that payment! 881 00:38:25,168 --> 00:38:27,648 So, I didn't get the commission on that. 882 00:38:27,648 --> 00:38:30,808 Laura, you're a parent of three children. 883 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:32,088 I am. You've got three kids. 884 00:38:32,088 --> 00:38:34,288 One's 21, and eight and five. Yes. 885 00:38:34,288 --> 00:38:35,808 The 21-year-old, sure, 886 00:38:35,808 --> 00:38:38,088 but the younger ones, are they allowed to see you work? 887 00:38:38,088 --> 00:38:40,368 Can they see your act? Aw! They have. 888 00:38:40,368 --> 00:38:42,768 I always play Latitude Festival because they like it, 889 00:38:42,768 --> 00:38:45,208 and I spend the whole fee on the helter-skelter for them. 890 00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:47,408 But when they first saw me... 891 00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:49,968 So, my Bonnie, my little one... middle one was 892 00:38:49,968 --> 00:38:51,648 about six years old, and she saw me, 893 00:38:51,648 --> 00:38:54,648 and she came running backstage afterwards and she went, "Seven." 894 00:38:54,648 --> 00:38:57,008 I thought she was giving me, like, a Len Goodman score. 895 00:38:57,008 --> 00:39:00,768 I went, "Seven?" She went, "You did the F-word seven times." 896 00:39:00,768 --> 00:39:04,608 AJ, what about your little boy? Do you think sport is for him? 897 00:39:04,608 --> 00:39:07,448 I think football, probably. He's how old now? Seven or eight? 898 00:39:07,448 --> 00:39:08,808 He's eight now. Eight. 899 00:39:08,808 --> 00:39:11,528 Yeah, crazy how fast time goes, honestly, honestly. 900 00:39:11,528 --> 00:39:13,528 Yeah, so, he's massively into football. 901 00:39:13,528 --> 00:39:15,288 LULU: Aw! That's a good picture. 902 00:39:15,288 --> 00:39:19,528 Yeah, I'm still a big kid myself. I buy them for myself. 903 00:39:19,528 --> 00:39:22,368 And he's been at some of your fights, hasn't he? 904 00:39:22,368 --> 00:39:24,648 Yeah, definitely. I feel like the experience is... 905 00:39:24,648 --> 00:39:27,488 I'm not doing it forever, so come down, have a good time 906 00:39:27,488 --> 00:39:29,768 and experience it. Even the bad times, he's been there. 907 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:33,088 And what do you say to him when he's seen you box? 908 00:39:33,088 --> 00:39:35,008 How do you explain to him what Daddy does? 909 00:39:35,008 --> 00:39:38,048 I don't. You know what I do? I keep boxing... 910 00:39:38,048 --> 00:39:40,208 It stops at the front door for me, 911 00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:43,048 so I don't bring it into my house amongst my family and stuff. 912 00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:47,288 Obviously, I do it, but I don't make them feel like that's what I do. 913 00:39:47,288 --> 00:39:49,808 I'm just Dad, or I'm son 914 00:39:49,808 --> 00:39:52,448 or brother, you know. That's what Tom's like with comedy. 915 00:39:52,448 --> 00:39:54,368 When he goes home, he never makes anyone laugh. 916 00:39:54,368 --> 00:39:57,608 Leave the house? I like how you leave it at the front door. 917 00:39:57,608 --> 00:40:00,048 Your driveway must be a nightmare! 918 00:40:00,048 --> 00:40:02,728 LAUGHTER 919 00:40:03,848 --> 00:40:06,248 Bit of slapstick. 920 00:40:06,248 --> 00:40:08,248 I'm excited that Laura's on tour. 921 00:40:08,248 --> 00:40:09,968 This is your first big tour, isn't it? 922 00:40:09,968 --> 00:40:11,888 First tour. You've supported people, 923 00:40:11,888 --> 00:40:13,768 but your first big tour. LULU: Woo, woo, woo! 924 00:40:13,768 --> 00:40:15,408 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 925 00:40:15,408 --> 00:40:17,848 Until October 27th. There's the poster for it. 926 00:40:17,848 --> 00:40:19,248 Yeah. Get yourself some tickets. 927 00:40:19,248 --> 00:40:21,528 It'll be a great night out. What can we expect on tour? 928 00:40:21,528 --> 00:40:23,728 What kind of material are you doing at the moment? 929 00:40:23,728 --> 00:40:25,288 Oh, this is it. I've had a real life. 930 00:40:25,288 --> 00:40:28,128 I'm a mum, I used to be a teacher. You know, I'm from a big family. 931 00:40:28,128 --> 00:40:31,008 It just all... It all happens, do you know what I mean? Life happens. 932 00:40:31,008 --> 00:40:34,488 So, it's just, you know, everything. People feel seen by my comedy. 933 00:40:34,488 --> 00:40:37,328 That it. That's what I like. You've got a very distinctive voice, 934 00:40:37,328 --> 00:40:40,168 a very authentic voice. I am authentic, Jonathan, thank you. 935 00:40:41,248 --> 00:40:43,488 Have you had any disasters on stage, though? 936 00:40:43,488 --> 00:40:45,848 It's obviously going great now, but when you started off, 937 00:40:45,848 --> 00:40:48,208 most comedians have either a few gigs or a few audiences 938 00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:50,928 that it doesn't pan out the way they'd like it to. 939 00:40:50,928 --> 00:40:53,168 No. LAUGHTER 940 00:40:54,288 --> 00:40:56,168 No, of course. Shut up. 941 00:40:56,168 --> 00:40:58,368 LULU: I love that! 942 00:40:58,368 --> 00:41:01,288 But, no, no. I think I had a head start 943 00:41:01,288 --> 00:41:04,088 cos I talk for so long, and that's learning about tough crowds. 944 00:41:04,088 --> 00:41:07,528 I did... I was unwell. I had breast cancer, right? 945 00:41:07,528 --> 00:41:09,928 No, I don't wanna talk about it. But, um... 946 00:41:09,928 --> 00:41:11,208 LAUGHTER 947 00:41:11,208 --> 00:41:17,208 But through chemo, I did a lot of CBD, and it made me a bit slow. 948 00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,728 It's so good. I was on the good stuff. 949 00:41:18,728 --> 00:41:21,768 This is the cannabis oil? Yeah, so it's all legal, 950 00:41:21,768 --> 00:41:23,928 but I had quite a high potency. 951 00:41:23,928 --> 00:41:26,408 And I thought that I was sort of slowing down. 952 00:41:26,408 --> 00:41:28,048 People talk about chemo affecting them. 953 00:41:28,048 --> 00:41:29,768 So, I thought, "Oh, I'm slowing down." 954 00:41:29,768 --> 00:41:31,448 But my mum tried the CBD and went, 955 00:41:31,448 --> 00:41:34,448 "The chemo is not slowing you down. It's that CBD." 956 00:41:34,448 --> 00:41:37,088 So, I stopped that and I was all right again. 957 00:41:37,088 --> 00:41:39,888 So, I thought it sort of affected my superpowers on stage, 958 00:41:39,888 --> 00:41:42,208 but I just had to slow down the old CBD. 959 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:45,208 And so, the tour's gonna go now until October, 960 00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:47,088 and then, do you have any TV shows lined up? 961 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:48,928 Cos I'd love to see you having your own show. 962 00:41:48,928 --> 00:41:51,568 Yeah, that's what I would like, Jonathan. 963 00:41:51,568 --> 00:41:55,648 LAUGHTER Thank you. Tell 'em. Tell 'em. 964 00:41:55,648 --> 00:41:57,888 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 965 00:41:59,688 --> 00:42:02,408 You've just got to make the most of every opportunity, ain't you? 966 00:42:02,408 --> 00:42:06,368 But, yeah, I've just filmed QI. I've filmed 8 Out Of Cat... 967 00:42:06,368 --> 00:42:08,688 8 Out Of 10 Cat... 8... No... 968 00:42:08,688 --> 00:42:12,048 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. How much CBD are you on there? 969 00:42:12,048 --> 00:42:14,248 I know, I know. LAUGHTER 970 00:42:14,248 --> 00:42:16,248 It's Anthony Joshua being on the same sofa. 971 00:42:16,248 --> 00:42:18,448 I can't cope. I know. 972 00:42:18,448 --> 00:42:20,688 And he's flirted with me before we started. 973 00:42:20,688 --> 00:42:23,128 I wasn't gonna say nothing... LAUGHTER 974 00:42:23,128 --> 00:42:25,608 I was gonna hold it down, cos my husband's in the audience, 975 00:42:25,608 --> 00:42:27,128 but, you know... 976 00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:30,248 You know what? You'll get a pass. LAUGHTER 977 00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:33,048 Before we wrap up the show... And we've got some great music to come, 978 00:42:33,048 --> 00:42:35,608 an amazing band, and this is gonna be an amazing end to the show. 979 00:42:35,608 --> 00:42:38,608 But we mentioned, earlier on, Tom is hoping 980 00:42:38,608 --> 00:42:40,888 to break out into professional boxing. Yes. 981 00:42:40,888 --> 00:42:43,448 He has, apparently, a very solid left hook, 982 00:42:43,448 --> 00:42:45,168 needs to work on the right uppercut. 983 00:42:45,168 --> 00:42:47,168 Both uppercuts, actually, if you can. 984 00:42:47,168 --> 00:42:50,448 Both? And Anthony's said... Maybe you'd give him a few tips. 985 00:42:50,448 --> 00:42:52,648 OK. So, I got some boxing gear in. 986 00:42:52,648 --> 00:42:55,608 If you'd like to go to what I'm calling the arena. 987 00:42:55,608 --> 00:42:57,768 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 988 00:42:57,768 --> 00:42:59,688 Let's go, champ. 989 00:42:59,688 --> 00:43:01,608 What's this? A children's party? 990 00:43:01,608 --> 00:43:03,888 OK, you start as a trainer. You need some gloves. 991 00:43:03,888 --> 00:43:05,728 Yes. Can I suggest, though...? 992 00:43:05,728 --> 00:43:08,248 Yeah, you gotta put these on. Oh, my... Don't be ridiculous! 993 00:43:08,248 --> 00:43:10,448 You've gotta put them on. You've gotta put them on. 994 00:43:11,568 --> 00:43:14,248 This is a very expensive suit, actually. 995 00:43:14,248 --> 00:43:15,928 LAUGHTER 996 00:43:15,928 --> 00:43:19,128 He should have this on more than I should. 997 00:43:19,128 --> 00:43:21,448 No, no, no, no, no, no. 998 00:43:21,448 --> 00:43:24,848 No, no, no, no, no. This is how it is. 999 00:43:24,848 --> 00:43:26,648 No, no, no, no. 1000 00:43:26,648 --> 00:43:28,848 But, Anthony, what if he fights dirty? 1001 00:43:28,848 --> 00:43:31,728 No, let me see, let me see... That's my arm part. 1002 00:43:31,728 --> 00:43:33,728 LAUGHTER 1003 00:43:33,728 --> 00:43:36,888 OK, here. You want your gloves? Do you want red or black? 1004 00:43:36,888 --> 00:43:40,008 Um, red, I think, will go better with my outfit. 1005 00:43:40,008 --> 00:43:43,328 Lulu, you wanna get involved in this boxing action? 1006 00:43:43,328 --> 00:43:44,848 No way, Jose! 1007 00:43:44,848 --> 00:43:46,728 All right, OK. So, give him a few tips. 1008 00:43:46,728 --> 00:43:49,408 What stance are you? Um, fourpaw? 1009 00:43:49,408 --> 00:43:51,648 Fourpaw? What's it called? 1010 00:43:51,648 --> 00:43:52,888 Southpaw. 1011 00:43:52,888 --> 00:43:55,088 Southpaw. Yes! 1012 00:43:55,088 --> 00:43:58,248 So, southpaw. Southpaw is like a bear, isn't it? 1013 00:43:58,248 --> 00:44:00,048 LAUGHTER 1014 00:44:00,048 --> 00:44:03,528 Orthodox means that you're that way. Orthodox is that way. 1015 00:44:03,528 --> 00:44:06,648 Yeah, southpaw is the other way. No, I'm orthodox. 1016 00:44:06,648 --> 00:44:08,408 You're orthodox? Orthodox. 1017 00:44:08,408 --> 00:44:09,688 OK, lovely. Don't do that! 1018 00:44:09,688 --> 00:44:12,088 Sorry! LAUGHTER 1019 00:44:12,088 --> 00:44:13,728 I haven't even hit him yet. 1020 00:44:13,728 --> 00:44:16,208 What do you mean hit? Anyway. 1021 00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:18,408 So, you wanna work on your uppercut, right? 1022 00:44:18,408 --> 00:44:19,888 Yeah. So, first, let's give me a jab. 1023 00:44:20,928 --> 00:44:23,768 Ooh, that was nice. CHEERING 1024 00:44:25,928 --> 00:44:27,648 Now, let's put a combination together. 1025 00:44:27,648 --> 00:44:30,568 So, you've got jab, right, left hook, 1026 00:44:30,568 --> 00:44:32,328 and then, the uppercut, yeah? 1027 00:44:32,328 --> 00:44:35,008 So, put them together, all right? Put it together. 1028 00:44:37,128 --> 00:44:39,288 Yeah, you're doing pretty well. 1029 00:44:39,288 --> 00:44:42,328 He's doing pretty well. Last one. Last one. 1030 00:44:42,328 --> 00:44:44,648 Let's put it together. Last one? Hang on a second! 1031 00:44:44,648 --> 00:44:47,608 I normally get 45 minutes! LAUGHTER 1032 00:44:48,768 --> 00:44:50,568 I need your best, yeah? OK. 1033 00:44:50,568 --> 00:44:52,008 Are you ready? Yeah. 1034 00:44:52,008 --> 00:44:55,768 Jab. Right. Left hook. Uppercut. 1035 00:44:55,768 --> 00:44:57,448 Oh! 1036 00:44:57,448 --> 00:45:00,448 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1037 00:45:01,888 --> 00:45:03,408 OK. Well done, well done. 1038 00:45:03,408 --> 00:45:06,408 What's my best hook? I tell you what... 1039 00:45:06,408 --> 00:45:08,608 You know what? I want you to do something for me. 1040 00:45:08,608 --> 00:45:11,808 Give him one of the pads. Would you give Tom one of the pads? 1041 00:45:11,808 --> 00:45:13,448 I'll give you a left hook, yeah? 1042 00:45:13,448 --> 00:45:16,488 So, this is just to give you an idea of what you'd be up against 1043 00:45:16,488 --> 00:45:18,128 if you ever did go in the ring. 1044 00:45:18,128 --> 00:45:21,008 I've been in the ring a lot of times. 1045 00:45:21,008 --> 00:45:23,328 LAUGHTER So, get ready. 1046 00:45:23,328 --> 00:45:26,008 There you go, champ. Remember what I taught you. 1047 00:45:26,008 --> 00:45:27,488 LAUGHTER 1048 00:45:27,488 --> 00:45:31,128 Tom, hold them quite a long way from your face, I would advise. 1049 00:45:31,128 --> 00:45:32,928 I know what to do. 1050 00:45:32,928 --> 00:45:34,808 Just tell us how this feels. 1051 00:45:34,808 --> 00:45:36,688 That's the jab. OK, I know what... 1052 00:45:36,688 --> 00:45:38,208 That's the right. 1053 00:45:38,208 --> 00:45:40,208 LAUGHTER So, if you put them together, 1054 00:45:40,208 --> 00:45:41,728 it's like bang, bang. 1055 00:45:42,768 --> 00:45:47,528 Jab, right, left, uppercut. 1056 00:45:47,528 --> 00:45:49,928 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1057 00:45:51,928 --> 00:45:54,608 Come and sit down. Wasn't that amazing, ladies and gentlemen? 1058 00:45:54,608 --> 00:45:56,128 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1059 00:45:58,248 --> 00:45:59,528 OK. 1060 00:46:00,568 --> 00:46:02,088 But will you join me in saying 1061 00:46:02,088 --> 00:46:04,288 thank you to my fabulous guests this evening? 1062 00:46:04,288 --> 00:46:06,488 Thank you, Tom, Anthony, Lulu and Michael, 1063 00:46:06,488 --> 00:46:09,408 and, of course, Laura. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1064 00:46:09,408 --> 00:46:13,008 Join me next week, when we've got Frank Skinner, Johannes Radebe, 1065 00:46:13,008 --> 00:46:16,528 Little Mix star Perrie Edwards, and we've got music from Kasabian. 1066 00:46:16,528 --> 00:46:19,128 But now, with 'Back On 74', it's Jungle. 1067 00:46:19,128 --> 00:46:20,768 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1068 00:46:27,968 --> 00:46:30,408 # You keep me walking On the same line 1069 00:46:30,408 --> 00:46:33,848 # When we get high on my break time 1070 00:46:33,848 --> 00:46:37,128 # And we're just watching From the same town 1071 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:40,208 # But that don't change When it break down 1072 00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:44,008 # See, we were talking 'Bout the same crime 1073 00:46:44,008 --> 00:46:46,688 # No, it don't hurt When it rains now 1074 00:46:46,688 --> 00:46:50,288 # I learnt my lesson At the same time 1075 00:46:50,288 --> 00:46:54,568 # Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Where did it go? 1076 00:46:54,568 --> 00:46:57,888 # Back on 74 When I noticed you 1077 00:46:57,888 --> 00:47:01,448 # Call this place my home Ooh, ooh 1078 00:47:01,448 --> 00:47:04,448 # Never gonna cry any more 1079 00:47:04,448 --> 00:47:06,688 # Where did it all 1080 00:47:06,688 --> 00:47:13,528 # Ooh Ba, ba, ba 1081 00:47:13,528 --> 00:47:16,648 # You keep me walking On the same line 1082 00:47:16,648 --> 00:47:19,968 # When we get high on my break time 1083 00:47:19,968 --> 00:47:23,368 # And we're just watching From the same town 1084 00:47:23,368 --> 00:47:26,368 # But that don't change When it break down 1085 00:47:26,368 --> 00:47:29,728 # See, we were talking 'Bout the same crime 1086 00:47:29,728 --> 00:47:33,048 # No, it don't hurt When it rains now 1087 00:47:33,048 --> 00:47:36,608 # I learnt my lesson At the same time 1088 00:47:36,608 --> 00:47:40,448 # Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Where did it go? 1089 00:47:40,448 --> 00:47:43,928 # Back on 74 When I noticed you 1090 00:47:43,928 --> 00:47:47,208 # Call this place my home Ooh, ooh 1091 00:47:47,208 --> 00:47:50,568 # Never gonna cry any more 1092 00:47:50,568 --> 00:47:52,368 # Where did it all 1093 00:47:52,368 --> 00:47:54,568 # Yeah, let it go Ooh 1094 00:47:54,568 --> 00:47:57,288 # Let it go Ooh 1095 00:47:57,288 --> 00:47:59,928 # Ooh, let it go Ooh 1096 00:47:59,928 --> 00:48:03,688 # Let it go Ooh 1097 00:48:03,688 --> 00:48:06,808 # Where did it all go? 1098 00:48:06,808 --> 00:48:10,288 # Back on 74 1099 00:48:10,288 --> 00:48:13,448 # Call this place my home 1100 00:48:13,448 --> 00:48:16,968 # Never gonna cry any more 1101 00:48:16,968 --> 00:48:19,768 # Where did it all go? 1102 00:48:19,768 --> 00:48:21,968 # Let it go Ooh 1103 00:48:21,968 --> 00:48:24,768 # Let it go, ooh Ooh 1104 00:48:24,768 --> 00:48:27,568 # Let it go, let it go Ooh 1105 00:48:27,568 --> 00:48:29,888 # Let it go Ooh 1106 00:48:29,888 --> 00:48:33,128 # Where did it all go? 1107 00:48:33,128 --> 00:48:36,728 # Back on 74 When I noticed you 1108 00:48:36,728 --> 00:48:40,008 # Call this place my home Ooh, ooh 1109 00:48:40,008 --> 00:48:43,128 # Never gonna cry any more 1110 00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:46,288 # Where did it all go? 1111 00:48:46,288 --> 00:48:49,568 # Back on 74 When I noticed you 1112 00:48:49,568 --> 00:48:53,568 # Call this place my home Ooh, ooh 1113 00:48:53,568 --> 00:48:56,408 # Never gonna cry any more 1114 00:48:56,408 --> 00:48:59,448 # Where did it all go? 1115 00:48:59,448 --> 00:49:02,568 # Back on 74 1116 00:49:02,568 --> 00:49:06,168 # Call this place my home 1117 00:49:06,168 --> 00:49:09,248 # Never gonna cry any more 1118 00:49:09,248 --> 00:49:11,888 # Where did it all? # 1119 00:49:11,888 --> 00:49:14,568 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1120 00:49:17,488 --> 00:49:19,808 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com