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(dramatic music)

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(dramatic music)

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(birds caw)

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(upbeat happy music)

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♫ Blow me like a Nintendo game be like

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(air blows)

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♫ Grab me like a Nintendo, eh

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♫ Put the plastic on my cartridge first

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♫ Plastic on the cartridge

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♫ If my game doesn't work
take it out blow it again like

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(air blows)

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♫ Make a DVD, Xbox 360

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♫ Check out my video game

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♫ Ladies you know the way to my heart

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♫ Is up, up, down, down,
left, right, left, right

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♫ B A B A select and start

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♫ Oh my god I give it to ya how ya want to

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♫ I can man up infinitely
likes this was Contra

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♫ You wondering about
the last time I held ya

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♫ Hit me and we can link
up like this was Zelda

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♫ Come here girl I got
something you can toy with

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♫ Give me a hand just
grab on the joy stick

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♫ You looking at it, wait, why wonder

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♫ You can buckle up take
a ride on my (mumbles)

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♫ I'm real nice with
my after dark survival

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♫ I hit it real hard
like this was arch rivals

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♫ I give ya, thigh,
ass, and (mumbles) slam

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♫ You'd be saying damn
slop, you're my Megaman

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♫ So blow my like a Nintendo game be like

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(air blows)

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♫ Grab me like a Nintendo eh

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♫ Put the plastic on my cartridge first

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♫ Plastic on my cartridge

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♫ If my game doesn't work take it out

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♫ Blow it again like

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(air blows)

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(upbeat rock music)

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- [Man] I don't know if you guys heard,

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but Pete Harrison is getting married.

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- [Man] Pete Harrison?

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that guy
that does that song right?

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- Yeah what song is that exactly?

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- The, um, dun dun dun dun,
dun, dun, dun, dun dun dun

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dun dun dun dun, dun?

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- It's the guy we went to
high school with you fucknut.

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(laughs)

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- Oh yeah, that Pete Harrison, I know him,

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Come on, Transition Hulk.

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- Exactly.

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- Wait what's Transition Hulk?

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- Did you know Pete Harrison?

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- Yeah kinda, I mean I
remember him a bit why?

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- And do you remember the
Incredible Hulk TV show

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from the 80s?

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- Absolutely.

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- Okay now remember when Bruce Banner

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was about to change into the Hulk and then

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showed him between stages
as he was transforming.

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(growls)

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- Oh that is so mean.

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(laughs)

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- Who made that up?

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- He did.

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(laughs)

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It's true, I mean ever since that bastard

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hit puberty, he's had (mumbles)
weird in between stage.

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- Yeah, I mean I've been
calling him that for so long,

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honestly almost forgot his real name.

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- Almost?

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You thought he was a famous musician.

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Hell you were singing
once of his greatest hits.

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- Alright, let's do this.

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- Ooh, yes please.

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(glasses clink)

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- Salud.

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- Ugh, I can't understand how you guys

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drink so much of this stuff.

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- Practice.

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- Shout it one for time.

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- Maybe it's me, I just don't get it.

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- What do you need help
understanding now buddy?

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- Okay, how does a guy like Pete Harrison,

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aka Transition Hulk, find love, real love?

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- Robbie, you're so cynical, I mean,

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just cuz he's not the most attractive guy,

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he can't find love?

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- Come on, we're talking
about Pete here okay,

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it's not like the guy had
a great personality to

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balance it out his ugliness,
the guy was a complete dick.

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- That is one thing I remember about him.

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- Yeah he smelled bad too.

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[Crosstalk 00:04:25]

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- That's what I mean okay,
how does a guy like that

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find real love?

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- You know what, maybe he found

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someone just as nasty and mean.

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- No I'll tell ya what's happening, okay,

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he's probably marrying the
first girlfriend he's every had,

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probably the first girl he's ever boned

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with that transition cock.

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- Oh my god, maybe finding a girl

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changed him and his personality blossomed.

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- No, I ran into him
a couple of weeks ago,

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he's the one that told
me he's getting married,

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and he's still a prick.

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- That makes me wonder
what her problem is,

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what kind of pills she's on.

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- It's different for women okay,

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if she believes that she
can truly change him,

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that's all she needs,
some women, just enjoy

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having a project to work on.

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- He's a fixer upper
alright, but you girls

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are some fucked up creatures.

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- Hey, Chelsea, hi.

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- Hello.

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- Hi, so I've left you like four messages

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on your machine in about
the past three days and uh?

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- How do you, I just haven't
checked my messages in awhile.

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- Oh I mean it's okay,
just wanted to let ya know,

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the ball's in your court.

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- Okay.

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- Okay.

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(laughs)

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- She's got the ball now.

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- I think she does.

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- Come one guys just give
him some credit for trying.

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- Yeah, persistence, wear them down.

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- I will, I'm going to wear her down.

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Wear her down.

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- Hey, to Transition Hulk.

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(glasses clink)

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(glass clinks)

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- Alright, I'm gotta go.

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- You can't leave yet, one more round.

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Shannon, four Jager bombs.

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- Just three Shannon.

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I gotta go, it's my grandmother.

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- What she's still alive?

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- Whoa.

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- Damn Robbie.

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- What?

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- Robbie, I swear to god, you need

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to get outta your little funk.

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- Oh my god, don't swear to god okay,

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since when did you start believing in God?

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- Redneck ex.

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- It's because of that
redneck ex of yours isn't it?

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- Okay, you're really
starting to piss me off.

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And he wasn't a redneck,
he was a southern boy.

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- That fed you roadkill.

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(laughs)

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- It wasn't roadkill.

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We hit a deer on the side of the road,

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and he brought it home.

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- After he slit its throat?

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- Yeah, after he slit its throat.

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- Yeah and then he cooked it up in his

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little redneck apron with
his redneck fine dining

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and lobster bib, and you ate it.

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- Just because it was killed on the road,

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doesn't make it roadkill.

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- Uh, yes it does, actually
that's exactly what it means,

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that is the very definition of roadkill.

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- He is a writer.

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- Roadkill is mangled possum.

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We ate venison.

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- Sounds a lot more romantic.

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- Oh, moist, mmm.

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- Okay, you can pay for my drinks Robbie.

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(laughs)

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- Come on Nikki, I'm sorry.

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- Moist you dick, I'll catch
up with you guys later.

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- Alright, Chelsea.

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- [Man] Here's the bad boys.

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- I just wanted you to
know I'm probably gonna

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leave you another message
tonight to just sort

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of remind you that the
other messages were there.

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- [Man] Uh Carl?

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- Yeah right, sorry, you
know, your court, your court.

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- Thank you, Chelsea.

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Alright gentlemen.

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- Salud yeah.

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- Salud motherfucker.

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Drop and pop.

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(glasses clink)

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(glass clinks)

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Ah!

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Let's get outta here man, come on.

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(upbeat rock)

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- Hey you okay?

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(vomit squirts)

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(tires squeal)

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(upbeat rock music)

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- [Narrator] This one
mile stretch of old town,

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filled with bars,
restaurants and little shops,

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this is where we've been
coming since high school.

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It's where we've worked
and played for most

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of our lives now.

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Carl, the one that
showered you in his glory,

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has been working at the same
place for most of those years

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as a waiter and bar tender.

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Ian there, well at one time or another,

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Ian has probably worked at
every place along this stretch.

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Sometimes he quits, cuz he
can't always get along with

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the revolving door Managers
that go through here.

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Or, he wants to nail some
hot young waitress that's

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started working at another
place down the street.

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So, he'll get hired
there for a little while,

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do his deed, and then
quit, but most of the time

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his problem is his inability
to keep his mouth shut.

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- Liver and onions?

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Our specialty, excellent
choice, and for you miss.

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- I'll take a diet soda and
I'd love a tossed salad.

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- I bet you would you little slut.

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- What the hell?

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You son of a bitch.

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- Ugh!

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(balls crack)

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(sticks crack)

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(upbeat rock)

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- [Narrator] I could easily be described

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as a human shadow or Carl's cool friend.

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I work the same dead end
jobs, I live the same

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going nowhere lifestyle
of bartending and drinking

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all night and then
sleeping all my days away.

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They are perfectly content with it.

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Call me crazy but, I have dreams.

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That's right, I'm a wannabe writer,

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but don't all writers start off that way,

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I hope so, I'm sick of just
existing, just getting by.

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(ball cracks)

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(stick cracks)

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- Fuck this guy, I'm
not playing against him.

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- How's the writing coming,
you making some progress?

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- Yeah well actually I did pick up this.

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- [Ian] Carl, no more sugar packets,

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you already threw up once.

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(sugar pours)

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Sorry man go ahead.

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- Uh, I was just saying I
picked up this writing gig.

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- Oh shit, a paying
writing job, that's great.

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- Yeah sort of.

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- Technical writing?

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- It's 500 pages, the manual
needs to be no more than 50.

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Can you handle that Robbie?

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- What kind of an agent are you, Phil?

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I mean what the hell makes you think I'm

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a good technical writer?

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- The email you sent me last month,

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the one you know you
wanna hate fuck my mother.

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(laughs)

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- I don't really wanna
hate fuck your mother.

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- Look, as disturbing and crude as it was,

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it was very good, technically,

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I like to keep copy of it right here to

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sort of remind me of you know, what a

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creative person you are,
it just inspires me.

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00:10:47,819 --> 00:10:50,880
As I slowly insert my
fist further and further

259
00:10:50,881 --> 00:10:54,005
into the rectal cavity
of your now whimpering

260
00:10:54,006 --> 00:10:58,972
provider of life, I rotated
counter clockwise, huh?

261
00:10:58,973 --> 00:11:01,347
- Okay, Phil, I got it.

262
00:11:01,348 --> 00:11:03,679
- I thought you might see it my way,

263
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:06,192
you'll take the job right?

264
00:11:06,193 --> 00:11:08,593
I'll work on getting
you something creative.

265
00:11:08,594 --> 00:11:09,427
- Greeting cards?

266
00:11:09,428 --> 00:11:10,713
- Yes, greeting cards.

267
00:11:10,714 --> 00:11:11,648
(laughs)

268
00:11:11,649 --> 00:11:13,698
It's beautiful there's plenty of writers

269
00:11:13,699 --> 00:11:15,874
who start off with
greeting cards and go into

270
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,740
Emmy award winning TV.

271
00:11:17,741 --> 00:11:22,637
I mean from sitcoms to
reality TV, I mean it's all

272
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,272
starts in greeting cards.

273
00:11:24,273 --> 00:11:25,127
(laughs)

274
00:11:25,128 --> 00:11:26,900
- Fuck it, I'll do it,
but I want something

275
00:11:26,901 --> 00:11:28,089
creative next time.

276
00:11:28,090 --> 00:11:29,688
- Okay, there's a hard dead line on this

277
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,610
so let's not jerk them around okay?

278
00:11:32,611 --> 00:11:34,530
- Fine but it's greeting cards next,

279
00:11:34,531 --> 00:11:35,808
I want all the major holidays.

280
00:11:35,809 --> 00:11:37,538
- Surely there's a stepfather's day,

281
00:11:37,539 --> 00:11:39,984
that's gotta be like the bottom,

282
00:11:39,985 --> 00:11:42,896
if we start there, you'll
sky rocket from there,

283
00:11:42,897 --> 00:11:44,185
it's beautiful.

284
00:11:44,186 --> 00:11:46,019
- [Nikki] Hey, did I miss anything?

285
00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:47,770
- How's your grandma?

286
00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:49,967
- Still alive.

287
00:11:49,968 --> 00:11:52,968
(upbeat rock music)

288
00:11:56,294 --> 00:11:57,582
I'll go wrangle in Carl.

289
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,535
- There ya go.

290
00:11:59,536 --> 00:12:00,675
- Okay, alright, okay, okay, Carl.

291
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,124
- I'm good at it, I'm doing it.

292
00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:03,258
- Let's just get down one step at a time.

293
00:12:03,259 --> 00:12:04,259
- Okay.

294
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,361
(laughs)

295
00:12:06,362 --> 00:12:07,467
I got beer on my hand.

296
00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:08,650
- Oh my god.

297
00:12:08,651 --> 00:12:10,646
- It's okay, hey it's okay.

298
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,480
- Where's you sugar packet?

299
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,770
- Oh no, not the sugar packet.

300
00:12:12,771 --> 00:12:13,673
- Carl!

301
00:12:13,674 --> 00:12:14,826
- Beer.

302
00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:15,660
(gasps)

303
00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:16,493
Okay.

304
00:12:16,494 --> 00:12:18,831
- But still it's an actual
writing gig, that's cool.

305
00:12:18,832 --> 00:12:20,913
- Yeah, I guess.

306
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,753
- [Ian] And your book how's that coming?

307
00:12:22,754 --> 00:12:26,921
- It's, I haven't written
a single thing in months.

308
00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:29,511
- Really, why not?

309
00:12:29,512 --> 00:12:33,751
- Lack of inspiration, writer's
block, procrastination.

310
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,588
Lack of sex probably.

311
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:36,536
- Maybe this job is just what you

312
00:12:36,537 --> 00:12:37,664
need you get outta the rut.

313
00:12:37,665 --> 00:12:39,983
- I was kinda hoping that same thing.

314
00:12:39,984 --> 00:12:41,446
You know what, actually I
was thinking about talking

315
00:12:41,447 --> 00:12:43,661
to Lester about getting
one of those beach houses.

316
00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:46,162
(upbeat rock)

317
00:12:48,086 --> 00:12:51,282
- Yeah, nothing like
sunbathing bikini bodies

318
00:12:51,283 --> 00:12:53,557
to get the creative juices flowing, huh?

319
00:12:53,558 --> 00:12:55,773
- No, no, no nothing
like that, I just need

320
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:59,941
to shut myself off in a new
setting and just zone in man.

321
00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:03,083
- You know, I like this beach house idea,

322
00:13:03,084 --> 00:13:06,512
I think you need this,
dude, you need this.

323
00:13:06,513 --> 00:13:09,666
- No, I don't need it
like you think I need it,

324
00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:12,131
I just need to zone in and work.

325
00:13:12,132 --> 00:13:13,817
- Can I take care of this for you?

326
00:13:13,818 --> 00:13:14,894
- You, how?

327
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,812
- Yeah, Lester owes me.

328
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:18,789
- Lester owes you?

329
00:13:18,789 --> 00:13:19,750
- Yeah.

330
00:13:19,751 --> 00:13:22,528
- Ian, you gotta help me bro.

331
00:13:22,529 --> 00:13:24,575
- I don't wanna ask for
details, I'll do it.

332
00:13:24,576 --> 00:13:25,409
(laughs)

333
00:13:25,409 --> 00:13:26,290
- Hey man, it's Lester.

334
00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:28,415
(stick crack)

335
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,083
- Go ahead, I guess.

336
00:13:30,945 --> 00:13:32,862
- Uh, ha, that's right!

337
00:13:38,975 --> 00:13:40,196
(chokes)

338
00:13:40,197 --> 00:13:41,030
Whoa!

339
00:13:41,031 --> 00:13:42,780
Hey, Transition Hulk!

340
00:13:43,818 --> 00:13:44,974
(laughs)

341
00:13:44,975 --> 00:13:46,751
Scared the shit outta me
man, I thought I was gonna

342
00:13:46,752 --> 00:13:48,213
have a limb torn off or something.

343
00:13:48,214 --> 00:13:50,665
- Ha, ha, ha, funny dick.

344
00:13:50,666 --> 00:13:52,498
By the way, no one calls me that anymore.

345
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,499
- Really?

346
00:13:54,216 --> 00:13:55,588
Why not?

347
00:13:55,589 --> 00:13:57,672
(grunts)

348
00:13:58,743 --> 00:13:59,787
I hear you're getting married

349
00:13:59,788 --> 00:14:00,621
- Yeah.

350
00:14:00,621 --> 00:14:01,518
- Cool, here's to that sir.

351
00:14:01,518 --> 00:14:02,370
(glasses clink)

352
00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:03,206
- Yeah.

353
00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:04,039
- [Carl] It's great.

354
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,486
- If it can happen for me
man, it can happen for you.

355
00:14:05,487 --> 00:14:06,883
- I would sure as hell hope so.

356
00:14:06,884 --> 00:14:08,523
(laughs)

357
00:14:08,524 --> 00:14:11,607
Hey guys, look, it's Transition Hulk,

358
00:14:14,318 --> 00:14:16,709
but nobody calls him that anymore.

359
00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:17,710
- Really?

360
00:14:18,526 --> 00:14:19,528
- [Carl] Yeah.

361
00:14:19,529 --> 00:14:21,034
- [Ian] Why not?

362
00:14:21,035 --> 00:14:22,868
- [Carl] I don't know.

363
00:14:23,986 --> 00:14:25,434
I mean, what are they thinking?

364
00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:26,640
What else can we call you?

365
00:14:26,641 --> 00:14:28,300
I mean you matured really well.

366
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,223
- Yeah thanks dick.

367
00:14:30,224 --> 00:14:32,167
- Okay, have a good wedding.

368
00:14:32,168 --> 00:14:35,090
- [Hulk] Your Mother's a dragon.

369
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,591
(happy music)

370
00:14:39,301 --> 00:14:41,554
- [Narrator] Nikki has been
with us from the start,

371
00:14:41,555 --> 00:14:45,136
innocent looking, yes, but
I think all the testosterone

372
00:14:45,137 --> 00:14:48,211
over the years has affected
her, when an ex boyfriend

373
00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:50,379
had the balls to show up at
Nikki's favorite hang out

374
00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:54,380
with his new girl, Nikki
didn't take it so well.

375
00:14:56,331 --> 00:14:58,359
(flesh smacks)

376
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,497
♫ So unfair, I should
explain these things I do

377
00:15:01,498 --> 00:15:03,998
(phone rings)

378
00:15:05,008 --> 00:15:05,980
- [Ian] It's Lester.

379
00:15:05,981 --> 00:15:07,544
- What you're doing this now?

380
00:15:07,545 --> 00:15:09,434
- Yeah, Lester's working tonight.

381
00:15:09,435 --> 00:15:11,504
If we're gonna do this thing
let's go ahead and do it.

382
00:15:11,505 --> 00:15:12,922
- [Carl] Alright.

383
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,708
- [Ian] I'll get some goodies.

384
00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:17,915
- Yeah?

385
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:20,511
About time motherfucker.

386
00:15:20,512 --> 00:15:21,345
- [Man] One hour.

387
00:15:21,346 --> 00:15:22,543
- Yes please.

388
00:15:22,544 --> 00:15:25,164
(relaxed music)

389
00:15:25,165 --> 00:15:29,165
- You tell him I said to
pay for it and get out.

390
00:15:30,005 --> 00:15:31,005
Hey!

391
00:15:37,405 --> 00:15:39,334
Pay for it and get out.

392
00:15:39,335 --> 00:15:41,085
- [Woman] Oh my gosh.

393
00:15:42,513 --> 00:15:47,105
- How the hell do you imagine
it's gonna turn out, I mean,

394
00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:49,786
why the hell would a group
of girls you just met

395
00:15:49,787 --> 00:15:51,113
stay with you three clowns?

396
00:15:51,114 --> 00:15:53,006
(laughs)

397
00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:55,981
- Look, I'll handle the
details, just let me know when,

398
00:15:55,982 --> 00:15:57,282
that's all you gotta do.

399
00:15:57,283 --> 00:16:00,783
- And you're gonna cover the rent for all?

400
00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:04,283
You think it's gonna work, I mean,

401
00:16:04,284 --> 00:16:05,574
I'll put a call in tomorrow.

402
00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:06,408
(laughs)

403
00:16:06,409 --> 00:16:09,158
- Thank you, sir, one more thing.

404
00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:14,296
- What's that?

405
00:16:14,297 --> 00:16:15,247
- Hook me up with a couple of those J's

406
00:16:15,248 --> 00:16:17,718
I know you got stashed
back in your office.

407
00:16:17,719 --> 00:16:20,854
- Yeah, yeah, head on back,
you know where I keep the shit.

408
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,855
- Alright buddy, thanks.

409
00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:27,391
- Mmm, this some good food right here.

410
00:16:27,392 --> 00:16:29,736
(owl hoots)

411
00:16:29,737 --> 00:16:31,401
- No it happened, it absolutely happened,

412
00:16:31,402 --> 00:16:32,909
I was there and that's what I saw.

413
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,333
- Ahhh!

414
00:16:34,334 --> 00:16:35,698
Here he is.

415
00:16:35,699 --> 00:16:37,246
Here he is, you got?

416
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,047
- [Ian] Oh, I got.

417
00:16:39,048 --> 00:16:40,048
- Nice.

418
00:16:41,346 --> 00:16:43,395
(lighter strikes)

419
00:16:43,396 --> 00:16:44,396
- Lighter?

420
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:48,631
(lighter strikes)

421
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,715
(laughs)

422
00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:54,313
- This spot always reminds
me of Melanie, has anybody

423
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,656
heard from her?

424
00:16:55,657 --> 00:16:58,323
- I actually went to
see her the other day.

425
00:16:58,324 --> 00:17:01,215
- I need to go see her, how's she look?

426
00:17:01,216 --> 00:17:03,516
Any word on when she'll be released?

427
00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:04,824
- It could be awhile.

428
00:17:04,825 --> 00:17:06,670
- How is she?

429
00:17:06,671 --> 00:17:09,608
- So so, she was definitely fully doped up

430
00:17:09,609 --> 00:17:11,184
on whatever the hell they had her on.

431
00:17:11,185 --> 00:17:12,537
But she looked good.

432
00:17:12,538 --> 00:17:14,829
- Oh man, she always looks good.

433
00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:16,565
- Smoking hottie.

434
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:17,989
- You horny assholes.

435
00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:20,250
- Hey easy there, charm buck, that's not

436
00:17:20,251 --> 00:17:21,124
what I meant at all.

437
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:21,957
- That's what I meant.

438
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,489
(laughs)

439
00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:26,934
- Fine, Robbie, I take it back,

440
00:17:26,935 --> 00:17:29,746
you two cunts are pricks.

441
00:17:29,747 --> 00:17:31,418
- Oh wait second how does us commenting

442
00:17:31,419 --> 00:17:34,739
on her sexiness affect anything or anyone?

443
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,269
- Yeah, I mean, I think it's the kinda

444
00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:38,787
thing she'd like to hear
right about now ya know?

445
00:17:38,788 --> 00:17:40,288
Might perk her up.

446
00:17:41,169 --> 00:17:43,296
- She tried to kill herself you morons,

447
00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:45,345
it's not like she got
stood up on prom night

448
00:17:45,346 --> 00:17:46,920
and needs to be perked up.

449
00:17:46,921 --> 00:17:48,366
- Blah, blah, blah, blah.

450
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:49,356
(laughs)

451
00:17:49,357 --> 00:17:50,619
- Why do I hang out with you?

452
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:51,453
(mumbles)

453
00:17:51,454 --> 00:17:53,632
- Okay, on a lighter
note, beach trip soon yes?

454
00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:54,633
- Oh yes.

455
00:17:55,426 --> 00:17:56,426
- Robbie?

456
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:58,996
- I can't make it.

457
00:17:58,997 --> 00:18:00,312
- Good, cuz you're not invited.

458
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,424
This is a full out guyfest.

459
00:18:02,425 --> 00:18:03,943
- [Nikki] I hate you, more and more with

460
00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:06,940
every single passing
day, just so you know.

461
00:18:06,941 --> 00:18:10,609
- [Narrator] I wouldn't admit
it, but Nikki was right,

462
00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:13,068
I couldn't help but think about
taking advantage of Melanie

463
00:18:13,069 --> 00:18:15,319
while she was all doped up.

464
00:18:16,518 --> 00:18:18,864
She looked so hot and vulnerable.

465
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,698
(seductive music)

466
00:18:28,396 --> 00:18:32,146
♫ What's wrong with my smile

467
00:18:34,512 --> 00:18:36,444
♫ Can you tell it ain't me

468
00:18:36,445 --> 00:18:39,446
(water sprays)

469
00:18:39,447 --> 00:18:41,780
(dog barks)

470
00:18:45,605 --> 00:18:48,105
(engine hums)

471
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:56,012
- Yes my man is ready to go.

472
00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:57,531
Hey Robbie if this
writing things takes off

473
00:18:57,532 --> 00:18:59,395
you can dig up the rest of your house.

474
00:18:59,396 --> 00:19:01,611
- Hey, no more knocking
my house, I get enough

475
00:19:01,612 --> 00:19:04,140
heat from my goddamn super
successful neighbors.

476
00:19:04,141 --> 00:19:06,429
(laughs)

477
00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:07,736
(stuff ruffles)

478
00:19:07,737 --> 00:19:08,904
- What's that?

479
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,214
- Pleasure reading.

480
00:19:12,215 --> 00:19:16,189
- Relax you'll nail it,
you work and we'll play.

481
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:17,562
- [Ian] How's that for support?

482
00:19:17,563 --> 00:19:19,094
(laughs)

483
00:19:19,095 --> 00:19:22,178
(upbeat happy music)

484
00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:46,979
♫ She got everything that you want

485
00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:50,306
♫ She got sugar and she got salt

486
00:19:50,307 --> 00:19:53,536
♫ She got her left foot in
but her right foot's out

487
00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:56,756
♫ She'll take it with or
she'll take it without

488
00:19:56,757 --> 00:20:00,180
♫ She ain't got no eyes
in the back of her head

489
00:20:00,181 --> 00:20:02,127
♫ Try to beat you with the (mumbles)

490
00:20:02,128 --> 00:20:03,180
♫ Boy instead

491
00:20:03,181 --> 00:20:07,348
♫ What she wants to say
fellas she ain't never said it

492
00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:13,340
♫ Come on, salt water jacket

493
00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:19,717
♫ She got lips like (mumbles) mama oh yeah

494
00:20:21,131 --> 00:20:21,964
Nice one?

495
00:20:21,964 --> 00:20:22,917
- Yeah man.

496
00:20:22,918 --> 00:20:26,581
- Oh man, I really hope
one of these houses is full

497
00:20:26,582 --> 00:20:28,553
of some hotties.

498
00:20:28,554 --> 00:20:30,804
- Now what'd you have in
mind for the hotties Carl?

499
00:20:30,805 --> 00:20:33,841
- Okay, you know what, whatever,
I'm set either way, okay?

500
00:20:33,842 --> 00:20:34,967
I've already booked two dates online

501
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,274
with some local lonely chicks.

502
00:20:36,275 --> 00:20:37,821
- Dude, that is so sad.

503
00:20:37,822 --> 00:20:40,130
- You know what, I disagree alright.

504
00:20:40,131 --> 00:20:41,472
Nine times out of 10 these dates end

505
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,267
in some sort of sex.

506
00:20:43,268 --> 00:20:44,641
- Yeah indeed, some form.

507
00:20:44,642 --> 00:20:46,199
- Right.

508
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,191
- Like the chick with
the carrot stick fetish?

509
00:20:49,192 --> 00:20:50,426
- It wasn't that bad.

510
00:20:50,427 --> 00:20:51,260
- Wasn't that bad?

511
00:20:51,261 --> 00:20:54,142
She made you eat it afterwards, Carl.

512
00:20:54,143 --> 00:20:56,205
- Could have been worse.

513
00:20:56,206 --> 00:20:57,498
- [Robbie] I gotta hear some stories

514
00:20:57,499 --> 00:20:58,746
that are worse than carrot girl.

515
00:20:58,747 --> 00:21:01,256
- Okay, I'm getting laid
this week either way,

516
00:21:01,257 --> 00:21:03,866
can you say the same, either of you?

517
00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:06,367
(engine hums)

518
00:21:10,139 --> 00:21:11,799
- I think I'll manage.

519
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,383
(upbeat music)

520
00:21:28,683 --> 00:21:30,626
- Who the fuck are they?

521
00:21:30,627 --> 00:21:31,877
- I don't know.

522
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:41,842
- Hi, I think you guys
have the wrong house.

523
00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:43,245
- You're scheduled here this week.

524
00:21:43,246 --> 00:21:45,887
- Please say yes, please
say yes, please say yes.

525
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,656
- Yeah, this week.

526
00:21:47,657 --> 00:21:49,307
- But we can't both be booked here.

527
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,922
- Oh that would be so great.

528
00:21:50,923 --> 00:21:52,257
- Uh, well.

529
00:21:52,258 --> 00:21:53,222
- I know this is Lester's house

530
00:21:53,223 --> 00:21:55,121
because I've stayed here before.

531
00:21:55,122 --> 00:21:56,789
Who did you talk to?

532
00:21:58,043 --> 00:21:59,741
- I talked to Lester, right Carrie?

533
00:21:59,742 --> 00:22:02,713
- Yeah, I talked to Lester.

534
00:22:02,714 --> 00:22:03,547
I did.

535
00:22:03,547 --> 00:22:04,536
- Well, one of us has
either the wrong house,

536
00:22:04,536 --> 00:22:05,369
or the wrong date.

537
00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:06,679
- Yeah well fuck you, we
don't have the wrong dates,

538
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,501
we didn't come all the way out
here and get the dates wrong.

539
00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:10,925
- Relax, we'll figure something out.

540
00:22:10,926 --> 00:22:11,759
- [Woman] Figure something out?

541
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:12,809
- You know there's nothing to figure out,

542
00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:14,165
we're not here to become friends,

543
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,513
we're not gonna talk
about it, you know what,

544
00:22:15,514 --> 00:22:16,440
we'll just call the realtor and then,

545
00:22:16,441 --> 00:22:17,812
let them figure it out.

546
00:22:17,813 --> 00:22:18,646
- The realtor.

547
00:22:18,646 --> 00:22:19,479
- Yeah.

548
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,952
- I thought you said you
got the place from Lester?

549
00:22:20,953 --> 00:22:23,946
You know, the owner of the
house, my personal friend.

550
00:22:23,947 --> 00:22:28,230
- Huh, well obviously we're
fucked, whatever we'll

551
00:22:28,231 --> 00:22:30,174
just call the agent we'll
get our deposit back

552
00:22:30,175 --> 00:22:31,847
and we'll just go somewhere else.

553
00:22:31,848 --> 00:22:33,462
- But what about your vacation?

554
00:22:33,463 --> 00:22:36,068
I mean here me out, and
think about my offer.

555
00:22:36,069 --> 00:22:37,383
- An offer, huh?

556
00:22:37,384 --> 00:22:39,669
- Yeah, we've already paid for the place,

557
00:22:39,670 --> 00:22:42,214
we're here, you guys are here,

558
00:22:42,215 --> 00:22:43,526
we can all just stay here.

559
00:22:43,527 --> 00:22:45,594
- I don't think that's gonna happen.

560
00:22:45,595 --> 00:22:48,012
- But we don't all have to pay.

561
00:22:48,013 --> 00:22:50,274
- Meaning, if the agent fucked up

562
00:22:50,275 --> 00:22:53,472
and double booked it, you
guys will get your money back,

563
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:56,181
but you can still stay here,
there's plenty of room.

564
00:22:56,182 --> 00:22:58,034
- Oh, so what do you get outta this deal?

565
00:22:58,035 --> 00:23:01,434
- Well, I know Lester will be
furious about this fuck up,

566
00:23:01,435 --> 00:23:04,266
and I also know that he'd be
very grateful if I handled

567
00:23:04,267 --> 00:23:06,685
the situation and made
sure everybody was happy.

568
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,755
I mean hell, he'll probably
give me my money back.

569
00:23:08,756 --> 00:23:09,955
- Aww.

570
00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:11,117
- Lester's a stand up guy.

571
00:23:11,118 --> 00:23:12,376
- I'm sure he is.

572
00:23:12,377 --> 00:23:14,962
- Well fuck, my cocksucker
double booked it.

573
00:23:14,963 --> 00:23:16,185
- I booked it I swear.

574
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:18,161
- [Woman] He didn't
say you didn't, he said

575
00:23:18,162 --> 00:23:20,185
it was double booked.
- How did this happen?

576
00:23:20,186 --> 00:23:22,992
- You know Lester, I
mean look, it's Lester.

577
00:23:22,993 --> 00:23:24,385
I mean this is so Lester.

578
00:23:24,386 --> 00:23:26,294
- No, this is so fucked,
I didn't come here

579
00:23:26,295 --> 00:23:28,223
for this, this is a complete distraction.

580
00:23:28,224 --> 00:23:30,863
- Okay, on the record, I
think this is so awesome,

581
00:23:30,864 --> 00:23:32,743
how are you not seeing this?

582
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:33,905
- Relax, we'll figure something out man,

583
00:23:33,906 --> 00:23:35,591
you'll still get your stuff done.

584
00:23:35,592 --> 00:23:36,694
(laughs)

585
00:23:36,695 --> 00:23:38,003
- Whatever.

586
00:23:38,004 --> 00:23:41,282
Okay, if you'll cover
the house, we'll stay.

587
00:23:41,283 --> 00:23:42,283
- Deal.

588
00:23:44,274 --> 00:23:45,538
- But it's not your house.

589
00:23:45,539 --> 00:23:46,476
- [Ian] It's not our house.

590
00:23:46,477 --> 00:23:48,673
- We're not your guests,
it's our house, too.

591
00:23:48,674 --> 00:23:49,880
- [Ian] It's your house, too.

592
00:23:49,881 --> 00:23:51,659
- And you have to play by
our rules or you leave.

593
00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:53,903
- Your rules or we're gone.

594
00:23:53,904 --> 00:23:54,900
- [Woman] Not us, you.

595
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,684
- Not us, you.

596
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,149
- You fucking with me?

597
00:23:58,150 --> 00:24:00,531
- [Ian] Little bit.

598
00:24:00,532 --> 00:24:04,113
- Three things we want,
privacy, respect, and privacy,

599
00:24:04,114 --> 00:24:05,659
and the master bedroom.

600
00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:07,243
- Deal, deal, deal.

601
00:24:08,929 --> 00:24:11,667
Not sure what I can do about that.

602
00:24:11,668 --> 00:24:13,851
Unless you want to join me.

603
00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:15,519
- Hey no, dick, ugh.

604
00:24:21,885 --> 00:24:23,613
- Is this gonna work?

605
00:24:23,614 --> 00:24:25,326
- I don't know.

606
00:24:25,327 --> 00:24:26,846
- [Woman] Does he play by the rules?

607
00:24:26,847 --> 00:24:30,818
- Not his strongest suit,
but I'll handle him.

608
00:24:30,819 --> 00:24:33,204
- Hi, I would like to volunteer to help

609
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:36,617
you ladies unpack, not
like you know go through

610
00:24:36,618 --> 00:24:38,544
your stuff just help you
carry it up the stairs there

611
00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:41,424
so you know if you have
any luggage, I'm the guy.

612
00:24:41,425 --> 00:24:43,232
Broad shoulders here
that's what's happening.

613
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,908
(laughs)

614
00:24:44,909 --> 00:24:49,076
Alright, I'm Carl by the way,
and uh, hi, Carl, that's me.

615
00:24:50,277 --> 00:24:51,110
- I'm Laura.

616
00:24:51,110 --> 00:24:51,943
- I don't suppose either of you

617
00:24:51,944 --> 00:24:54,526
ladies are fans of lighthouses?

618
00:24:55,526 --> 00:24:57,513
- There's no fair way to decide.

619
00:24:57,514 --> 00:24:59,563
- So what, that just means it's yours?

620
00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:03,082
- Well my bag is here and I'm unpacking.

621
00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:04,231
- You didn't even wanna stay here with us.

622
00:25:04,232 --> 00:25:07,399
- You know, I don't think so, re-pack.

623
00:25:08,948 --> 00:25:09,781
- Really?

624
00:25:09,782 --> 00:25:12,128
- Really, what are you doing?

625
00:25:12,129 --> 00:25:14,893
- Getting comfortable in my room.

626
00:25:14,894 --> 00:25:16,406
- You're joking right?

627
00:25:16,407 --> 00:25:17,766
- You're still staying?

628
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:20,758
Cuz naked time is all the
time in this room baby.

629
00:25:20,759 --> 00:25:21,752
(laughs)

630
00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:24,486
- Oh my god, we're leaving Kerry!

631
00:25:24,487 --> 00:25:27,824
- Hey look, I'm making
a capital I for Ian.

632
00:25:27,825 --> 00:25:31,467
Almost there, oh yeah, there it is, Ian!

633
00:25:31,468 --> 00:25:33,551
(laughs)

634
00:25:35,469 --> 00:25:36,891
- That is not a problem.

635
00:25:36,892 --> 00:25:38,876
- I don't care how drunk
you get, who's getting sick

636
00:25:38,877 --> 00:25:40,563
in the other bathroom,
how bad you've gotta go,

637
00:25:40,564 --> 00:25:42,236
this bathroom is off limits.

638
00:25:42,237 --> 00:25:43,347
- Understood.

639
00:25:43,348 --> 00:25:44,861
- I hope so.

640
00:25:44,862 --> 00:25:47,695
- Look, I didn't sign up for this,

641
00:25:49,031 --> 00:25:51,281
you're welcome to use ours.

642
00:25:59,930 --> 00:26:02,763
(keyboard clicks)

643
00:26:08,230 --> 00:26:09,624
- Do you guys trust the guys here alone?

644
00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:11,722
- Yeah, as much as I trust
being here with them.

645
00:26:11,723 --> 00:26:12,556
Thanks.

646
00:26:12,556 --> 00:26:13,437
- What do you guys thinks gonna happen?

647
00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:15,620
They go through your underwear
drawer and sniff your panties

648
00:26:15,621 --> 00:26:16,454
a little.

649
00:26:16,454 --> 00:26:17,287
(laughs)

650
00:26:17,287 --> 00:26:18,120
Who cares?

651
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:18,953
I would however hide your dildoes,

652
00:26:18,954 --> 00:26:20,139
cuz they'll probably try
to fuck that weird one

653
00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:20,973
with it.

654
00:26:20,973 --> 00:26:21,806
(laughs)

655
00:26:21,807 --> 00:26:24,615
- Oh my god, thank you so much
Fiona I feel so much better.

656
00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:26,261
- So you hid yours, huh?

657
00:26:26,262 --> 00:26:27,514
- Oh hell now, I want them to see

658
00:26:27,515 --> 00:26:29,678
what they have to compete with.

659
00:26:29,679 --> 00:26:33,319
However that Ian one, I don't
know, he uh, he looks like

660
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,333
he might be able to compete.

661
00:26:34,334 --> 00:26:35,167
- You've been here 10 minutes

662
00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:36,142
and you've seen someone's cock?

663
00:26:36,143 --> 00:26:38,225
- She's amazing.
- Uh huh!

664
00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:40,642
- She's my hero.

665
00:26:40,643 --> 00:26:41,476
- Why do I bother?

666
00:26:41,477 --> 00:26:44,559
(happy reggae music)

667
00:26:52,518 --> 00:26:55,768
- Hey, this is vacation, let us vacate.

668
00:27:00,727 --> 00:27:01,922
- All the way around sweetie.

669
00:27:01,923 --> 00:27:04,506
(monkey calls)

670
00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:07,363
- Nikki says hi.

671
00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:10,142
- I didn't get anything.

672
00:27:10,143 --> 00:27:11,633
- Me neither.

673
00:27:11,634 --> 00:27:16,012
- Umm, so explain this to
me please, the girls are at

674
00:27:16,013 --> 00:27:20,596
the beach in their bikinis
and we're here drinking

675
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:24,764
like we're back home, why
are we here instead of there,

676
00:27:25,657 --> 00:27:28,453
where there are bikini's
with chicks in them

677
00:27:28,454 --> 00:27:32,621
and I wanna nail one of these
chicks, like any of them.

678
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:35,571
- We will.

679
00:27:38,134 --> 00:27:39,237
One more and I'm done.

680
00:27:39,238 --> 00:27:40,071
- And then we go?

681
00:27:40,072 --> 00:27:43,389
And hang out with the
girls at the beach right?

682
00:27:43,390 --> 00:27:46,791
- Look, you act desperate,
you get treated desperate.

683
00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:48,565
Haven't you listened
to anything I've said,

684
00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:50,730
what would be the obvious
thing any rock hard cock

685
00:27:50,731 --> 00:27:52,047
would do to get these chicks?

686
00:27:52,048 --> 00:27:55,251
- Uhh, talk to them, at least.

687
00:27:55,252 --> 00:27:57,466
- But no one dying to sleep with them

688
00:27:57,467 --> 00:28:01,542
is going to go to a bar and ignore them.

689
00:28:01,543 --> 00:28:02,741
- Not at two in the afternoon, no I

690
00:28:02,742 --> 00:28:04,682
absolutely agree with you there.

691
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,387
- Exactly, we're not desperate.

692
00:28:06,388 --> 00:28:07,742
He let me ask you something.

693
00:28:07,743 --> 00:28:09,339
- Me?

694
00:28:09,340 --> 00:28:10,971
- Yeah.

695
00:28:10,972 --> 00:28:13,515
- Yeah, I'm not having sex with you.

696
00:28:13,516 --> 00:28:14,913
- I can tell.

697
00:28:14,914 --> 00:28:15,914
- Really?

698
00:28:16,855 --> 00:28:19,113
- My crotch is dry.

699
00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:20,947
- Okay, yeah go ahead.

700
00:28:21,893 --> 00:28:23,199
- Are you more interested in the guy

701
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,002
who asks your name and tells you his,

702
00:28:26,003 --> 00:28:29,484
or the guy who simply says,
this is what my life is babe,

703
00:28:29,485 --> 00:28:32,308
this is how I have fun, and you could

704
00:28:32,309 --> 00:28:34,392
have tons of fun with me.

705
00:28:35,233 --> 00:28:36,336
- Which kind are you?

706
00:28:36,337 --> 00:28:38,476
- Have I asked you your name?

707
00:28:38,477 --> 00:28:40,153
- She's wearing a name tag.

708
00:28:40,154 --> 00:28:42,403
It's above the left coconut.

709
00:28:42,404 --> 00:28:44,024
- Thank you.

710
00:28:44,025 --> 00:28:46,757
The point being, girls like a mystery,

711
00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:48,786
if you're an open book,
you're not a mystery.

712
00:28:48,787 --> 00:28:51,370
And only a mystery gets solved.

713
00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:54,036
- That is true, most girls I know

714
00:28:54,037 --> 00:28:55,710
would go for the mysterious type.

715
00:28:55,711 --> 00:28:56,711
- Exactly.

716
00:28:58,425 --> 00:29:00,461
- So we act like we don't want them?

717
00:29:00,462 --> 00:29:02,349
- Yup, you don't give them what they want,

718
00:29:02,350 --> 00:29:05,033
you give them the opposite.

719
00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:07,130
- Are girls really that dumb?

720
00:29:07,131 --> 00:29:10,311
- This is fascinating, but
um, are you done with me?

721
00:29:10,312 --> 00:29:12,018
- Yeah for now.

722
00:29:12,019 --> 00:29:14,541
But don't go too far.

723
00:29:14,542 --> 00:29:19,071
- Okay, but how can they
see us having our own fun,

724
00:29:19,072 --> 00:29:21,666
if they're at the beach and we're here.

725
00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:23,053
- They don't need to.

726
00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:24,726
Okay, we could be anywhere right now,

727
00:29:24,727 --> 00:29:26,839
having all sorts of fun, they don't know.

728
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,146
- Anything would be better
than telling them that

729
00:29:28,147 --> 00:29:29,950
we're having shooters at high noon.

730
00:29:29,951 --> 00:29:32,913
- But if we're water
skiing or jet boarding,

731
00:29:32,914 --> 00:29:35,635
or water boarding, or being touched

732
00:29:35,636 --> 00:29:37,627
by the gorgeous views of lighthouses,

733
00:29:37,628 --> 00:29:40,226
whatever bullshit we say,
now we're not the guys

734
00:29:40,227 --> 00:29:42,455
who are drooling after them.

735
00:29:42,456 --> 00:29:46,612
- Okay, so we're going to
attract them by avoiding them?

736
00:29:46,613 --> 00:29:49,554
- No, this is just phase
one man, and we're gonna

737
00:29:49,555 --> 00:29:51,497
plow through these phases
a lot faster than normal,

738
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,300
I'm not fucking around,
but just know this,

739
00:29:54,301 --> 00:29:57,787
if you're mouth is
watering she's staying dry.

740
00:29:57,788 --> 00:30:01,145
So man up, and show them
that you don't give a fuck.

741
00:30:01,146 --> 00:30:03,534
- I would love to, when?

742
00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:06,656
- Right now, let's hit the
beach, walk by, say hi,

743
00:30:06,657 --> 00:30:09,649
nothing more, the we walk away from them.

744
00:30:09,650 --> 00:30:11,860
Okay, this is very important.

745
00:30:11,861 --> 00:30:13,578
I'm getting laid either
way, okay, I'm trying

746
00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:15,881
to help you partake as well.

747
00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:19,510
You want the girl you'll
listen, say hi, walk away.

748
00:30:19,511 --> 00:30:21,432
You got it Carl?

749
00:30:21,433 --> 00:30:25,516
- This is good, I like,
just like eat it bitches.

750
00:30:26,784 --> 00:30:29,672
(air whips)

751
00:30:29,673 --> 00:30:31,070
- Yeah, exactly.

752
00:30:31,071 --> 00:30:33,404
- Good, good plan, let's go.

753
00:30:35,075 --> 00:30:36,858
- I'm gonna throw up first.

754
00:30:36,859 --> 00:30:39,359
(waves crash)

755
00:30:55,778 --> 00:30:57,257
- Ladies.

756
00:30:57,258 --> 00:31:01,533
- Is that a canoe, we
should rent some canoes.

757
00:31:01,534 --> 00:31:03,793
- Would you girls like to get
dinner with us this evening?

758
00:31:03,794 --> 00:31:04,718
(laughs)

759
00:31:04,719 --> 00:31:08,498
We'd be honored you know,
our treat, of course.

760
00:31:08,499 --> 00:31:10,019
Just might be nice to
get to know each other

761
00:31:10,020 --> 00:31:11,409
a little bit better you know.

762
00:31:11,410 --> 00:31:13,563
I mean we're gonna be living
together for like a week

763
00:31:13,564 --> 00:31:15,291
and we don't know anything about you.

764
00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:17,931
I mean, we don't know
you, you don't know us,

765
00:31:17,932 --> 00:31:20,291
I mean you probably don't
even know our names.

766
00:31:20,292 --> 00:31:21,459
- Carl, right?

767
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:25,465
- Yeah, actually, wow.

768
00:31:26,578 --> 00:31:29,859
I mean we're probably
this big mystery to you

769
00:31:29,860 --> 00:31:32,841
and I know you are to us, right?

770
00:31:32,842 --> 00:31:35,617
I mean I'm intrigued
frankly, how about you guys?

771
00:31:35,618 --> 00:31:38,275
I think we're all intrigued, right?

772
00:31:38,276 --> 00:31:41,693
So, umm, I think you're mysterious, I do.

773
00:31:43,415 --> 00:31:45,529
(laughs)

774
00:31:45,530 --> 00:31:49,058
Like in a good way, not
like suspicious, or you're

775
00:31:49,059 --> 00:31:50,988
you know, doing anything
criminal or illegal or

776
00:31:50,989 --> 00:31:53,191
anything like that, nothing trashy.

777
00:31:53,192 --> 00:31:57,359
Umm, everyone loves a
mystery, mystery is something

778
00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:00,245
everyone wants to solve.

779
00:32:00,246 --> 00:32:01,171
(laughs)

780
00:32:01,172 --> 00:32:03,221
Little help guys.

781
00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:06,472
- Yeah, we have plans, huge plans, big.

782
00:32:07,623 --> 00:32:08,456
Tisk.

783
00:32:08,456 --> 00:32:09,289
- Plans?
- Yeah.

784
00:32:09,290 --> 00:32:11,235
- [Carl] You have plans,
they have plans, it's okay,

785
00:32:11,236 --> 00:32:12,378
we have plans too, so.

786
00:32:12,379 --> 00:32:13,379
So it's yes.

787
00:32:15,914 --> 00:32:18,383
- Maybe some other time.

788
00:32:18,384 --> 00:32:19,217
- Definitely.

789
00:32:19,218 --> 00:32:21,042
(laughs)

790
00:32:21,043 --> 00:32:23,692
Like when do you think?

791
00:32:23,693 --> 00:32:24,934
- That's the mystery.

792
00:32:24,935 --> 00:32:26,674
(laughs)

793
00:32:26,675 --> 00:32:28,640
- That's they mystery, absolutely,

794
00:32:28,641 --> 00:32:30,005
that's they mystery guys, you know,

795
00:32:30,006 --> 00:32:31,213
whenever we're gonna have dinner,

796
00:32:31,214 --> 00:32:32,465
cuz that's what's gonna happen.

797
00:32:32,466 --> 00:32:35,423
- Enjoy the surf guys, get that canoe.

798
00:32:35,424 --> 00:32:37,924
(waves crash)

799
00:32:43,908 --> 00:32:47,901
- Thanks a lot guys,
you know, what's plan B?

800
00:32:47,902 --> 00:32:48,735
- Why?

801
00:32:48,736 --> 00:32:49,843
That went perfectly.

802
00:32:49,844 --> 00:32:52,011
- Yeah that was fantastic.

803
00:32:54,062 --> 00:32:56,637
- That went perfect, really?

804
00:32:56,638 --> 00:32:57,596
Hold on.

805
00:32:57,597 --> 00:33:00,513
(upbeat rap music)

806
00:33:03,479 --> 00:33:04,360
- Fuck.

807
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,360
- Oh yeah!

808
00:33:06,926 --> 00:33:07,885
- Whoo!

809
00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:10,385
(people moan)

810
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,156
- She's going at it.

811
00:33:14,157 --> 00:33:15,842
- You (mumbles) earn mother fucker!

812
00:33:15,843 --> 00:33:17,649
(laughs)

813
00:33:17,650 --> 00:33:21,774
- I like your (mumbles)

814
00:33:21,775 --> 00:33:23,785
- You know what, none of these girls

815
00:33:23,786 --> 00:33:26,069
are gonna get with him now, none of them,

816
00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:29,161
he just lost them all,
they are off the table,

817
00:33:29,162 --> 00:33:31,185
and our game now, that's what happening,

818
00:33:31,186 --> 00:33:33,010
right now, that's what's happening.

819
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:36,658
Ian just removed himself
from the competition.

820
00:33:36,659 --> 00:33:38,354
And you know what I'm gonna
do, this is what I'm gonna do.

821
00:33:38,355 --> 00:33:41,914
I'm gonna nail all three of
them, just to spite the guy.

822
00:33:41,915 --> 00:33:45,239
That's what I'm gonna
do, they can hear him,

823
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,569
why do you think they're
not down here right now.

824
00:33:46,570 --> 00:33:48,342
- [Fiona] And I can hear you too asshole.

825
00:33:48,343 --> 00:33:49,176
- Damn it!

826
00:33:49,177 --> 00:33:50,925
(laughs)

827
00:33:50,926 --> 00:33:52,025
I think I hate them.

828
00:33:52,026 --> 00:33:53,551
I really do, I just, ugh.

829
00:33:53,552 --> 00:33:55,168
- Brutal man, here hit this.

830
00:33:55,169 --> 00:34:00,124
- Brutal doesn't even begin
to describe this woman.

831
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,457
What do you think they're doing up there?

832
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,875
- I'm so ready to, holy shit,

833
00:34:06,225 --> 00:34:07,361
you look so hot.

834
00:34:07,362 --> 00:34:08,195
- Thanks.

835
00:34:08,196 --> 00:34:12,362
- When that weird, awkward
one sees you, he's gonna die.

836
00:34:13,207 --> 00:34:14,264
- I just hope I get some drinks

837
00:34:14,265 --> 00:34:15,725
bought for me tonight you know?

838
00:34:15,726 --> 00:34:16,848
(mumbles)

839
00:34:16,849 --> 00:34:19,404
- Could be totally dead.

840
00:34:19,405 --> 00:34:21,310
- It won't be dead, the bartender told me

841
00:34:21,311 --> 00:34:22,997
all the tourists come out tonight

842
00:34:22,998 --> 00:34:24,076
and they're young and they're rich

843
00:34:24,077 --> 00:34:25,744
and they buy drinks.

844
00:34:25,745 --> 00:34:27,533
- And if not?

845
00:34:27,534 --> 00:34:28,586
- Then I guess I'm gonna
have to make out with you

846
00:34:28,587 --> 00:34:29,912
and charge commission.

847
00:34:29,913 --> 00:34:32,408
(laughs)

848
00:34:32,409 --> 00:34:33,537
- Ah!

849
00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:35,237
- Hey do my hair, do my hair.

850
00:34:35,238 --> 00:34:37,107
- [Laura] Fine!

851
00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:39,691
(techno music)

852
00:34:44,645 --> 00:34:46,645
- What's happening?

853
00:34:46,646 --> 00:34:47,909
- Back again, huh ladies?

854
00:34:47,910 --> 00:34:49,993
(laughs)

855
00:34:53,649 --> 00:34:55,208
- He's wearing no shirt.

856
00:34:55,209 --> 00:34:56,408
- I know.

857
00:34:56,409 --> 00:34:57,826
- Oh my goodness.

858
00:35:02,252 --> 00:35:05,021
- Explain this to me again, the girls

859
00:35:05,022 --> 00:35:07,864
just went to a nightclub to
get hit on by a bunch of guys

860
00:35:07,865 --> 00:35:11,615
and we're just sitting
here, drinking, still.

861
00:35:15,438 --> 00:35:20,111
- I appreciate your
resilience there buddy, but

862
00:35:20,112 --> 00:35:21,542
I don't know maybe take the night off,

863
00:35:21,543 --> 00:35:24,063
I think you've probably crashed

864
00:35:24,064 --> 00:35:25,583
and burned enough for one day.

865
00:35:25,584 --> 00:35:26,547
(laughs)

866
00:35:26,548 --> 00:35:28,023
- Okay.

867
00:35:28,024 --> 00:35:30,013
What the fuck dude?

868
00:35:30,014 --> 00:35:31,963
At least I'm making an
effort, I mean what the hell

869
00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:32,797
are you guys doing?

870
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:35,948
- Carl, you're trying too hard.

871
00:35:35,949 --> 00:35:38,188
- Okay, you know what,
here's something I've

872
00:35:38,189 --> 00:35:40,079
kind of started to notice.

873
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,913
- Okay, let's hear it.

874
00:35:43,592 --> 00:35:46,842
- It seems to me you two motherfuckers,

875
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,053
you've just known me for so long now

876
00:35:50,054 --> 00:35:52,314
and know me so well that you
can only see anything I do

877
00:35:52,315 --> 00:35:55,014
towards a girl as lame, alright?

878
00:35:55,015 --> 00:35:58,741
It's like I've been typecast
to just play a certain

879
00:35:58,742 --> 00:36:03,571
role in life but only in the
eyes of you two cock suckers.

880
00:36:03,572 --> 00:36:04,615
- Cocksuckers?

881
00:36:04,616 --> 00:36:06,351
- Well I think I sort
of (mumbles) too dude.

882
00:36:06,352 --> 00:36:09,769
- Shut your suck holes and let me finish.

883
00:36:10,825 --> 00:36:15,491
Now if I even decide to,
I don't know, make a move

884
00:36:15,492 --> 00:36:17,574
or strike up a conversation with a girl

885
00:36:17,575 --> 00:36:20,029
not only do I have to worry
about the possible rejection

886
00:36:20,030 --> 00:36:23,798
from that cunt, but then
I have to also worry

887
00:36:23,799 --> 00:36:26,831
about you to mu-lak-as
busting on me afterwards.

888
00:36:26,832 --> 00:36:28,668
- Hey nice use of the word mu-lak-a.

889
00:36:28,669 --> 00:36:31,499
- Thank you, may I finish?

890
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,392
- Absolutely.

891
00:36:32,392 --> 00:36:33,392
- Please do.

892
00:36:34,505 --> 00:36:37,680
- Now if Ian decides to go up to a girl,

893
00:36:37,681 --> 00:36:40,674
do his thing, yeah it usually works,

894
00:36:40,675 --> 00:36:43,119
because he's confident, but he also knows

895
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:47,450
that if by chance this
girl should reject him,

896
00:36:47,451 --> 00:36:48,816
we're all just gonna get together

897
00:36:48,817 --> 00:36:51,402
and analyze the hell out of her, we're

898
00:36:51,403 --> 00:36:53,533
gonna come to the
conclusion that there must

899
00:36:53,534 --> 00:36:55,923
be something wrong with this girl

900
00:36:55,924 --> 00:36:59,951
because she didn't fall for
his slobbering, drunken,

901
00:36:59,952 --> 00:37:04,119
burping approach, he feels
safe, you know, either way.

902
00:37:05,469 --> 00:37:09,933
Where as I, you greasy Greek
shit bag, have pressure from

903
00:37:09,934 --> 00:37:13,848
both sides of the equation,
but fuck you both,

904
00:37:13,849 --> 00:37:17,238
fuck you both and fuck those bitches,

905
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,701
cuz I can still get
mine, without any grief

906
00:37:19,702 --> 00:37:21,031
from any of you.

907
00:37:21,032 --> 00:37:23,426
- Carl, meeting desperate women online

908
00:37:23,427 --> 00:37:25,559
is no way of getting yours.

909
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,522
- At best, it's the equivalent of fucking

910
00:37:27,523 --> 00:37:28,897
a blow up doll.

911
00:37:28,898 --> 00:37:31,484
- Yeah or like one of
those rubber latex dolls.

912
00:37:31,485 --> 00:37:33,539
- Yeah, they're actually
kinda sexy you know.

913
00:37:33,540 --> 00:37:35,443
- Yeah for the price they're
probably not that bad.

914
00:37:35,444 --> 00:37:38,397
But dude, the women you're talking about

915
00:37:38,398 --> 00:37:40,641
those are just desperate,
vindictive nymphos

916
00:37:40,642 --> 00:37:43,508
that need to feel loved,
even if it's for one night.

917
00:37:43,509 --> 00:37:45,654
- And there's no strategy
involved in that.

918
00:37:45,655 --> 00:37:48,061
- Yeah, it's the easy way out.

919
00:37:48,062 --> 00:37:50,270
- And you know, one of
these psycho chicks,

920
00:37:50,271 --> 00:37:52,307
one of these days is
gonna cut your throat man,

921
00:37:52,308 --> 00:37:55,486
I guarantee it, now you keep
casting your net out there,

922
00:37:55,487 --> 00:37:57,512
you're gonna catch something
more than you bargained for.

923
00:37:57,513 --> 00:37:59,076
- Yeah, like the clap man.

924
00:37:59,077 --> 00:38:02,045
- Yeah, the clap, or an std cocktail,

925
00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:04,836
a little gonorrhea on the
rocks with a herpes twist.

926
00:38:04,837 --> 00:38:06,410
- You'd be mixing up some crap salad.

927
00:38:06,411 --> 00:38:08,553
(laughs)

928
00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:10,938
And dude do you remember
from a few months ago,

929
00:38:10,939 --> 00:38:13,229
that girl he was sleeping with (mumbles).

930
00:38:13,230 --> 00:38:14,221
- [Ian] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

931
00:38:14,222 --> 00:38:15,952
(laughs)

932
00:38:15,953 --> 00:38:18,139
(religious music)

933
00:38:18,140 --> 00:38:20,140
(moans)

934
00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:26,375
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, ah.

935
00:38:30,507 --> 00:38:32,507
(cries)

936
00:38:35,954 --> 00:38:39,457
- I can't believe I'm doing
this on my wedding night.

937
00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:41,458
(cries)

938
00:38:44,236 --> 00:38:46,857
(laughs)

939
00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:48,212
- Man that is so twisted.

940
00:38:48,213 --> 00:38:50,045
- Yeah like that Karen girl twisted.

941
00:38:50,046 --> 00:38:52,568
- Whatever, look, check out what my net

942
00:38:52,569 --> 00:38:53,989
brought in now.

943
00:38:53,990 --> 00:38:54,823
(lips pop)

944
00:38:54,823 --> 00:38:55,656
- Now she's hot.

945
00:38:55,657 --> 00:38:57,038
- Whoa, she is hot.

946
00:38:57,039 --> 00:38:58,953
I don't what the girl you'll
be meeting looks like,

947
00:38:58,954 --> 00:38:59,944
but she's hot.

948
00:38:59,944 --> 00:39:00,908
(laughs)

949
00:39:00,908 --> 00:39:01,908
- Whatever.

950
00:39:03,391 --> 00:39:05,778
Remember to rehydrate between
blowing each other fags.

951
00:39:05,779 --> 00:39:06,649
(mumbles)

952
00:39:06,649 --> 00:39:07,632
(monkey calls)

953
00:39:07,633 --> 00:39:09,299
- Uh, Nikki says hi.

954
00:39:10,736 --> 00:39:11,736
- Oh man.

955
00:39:15,586 --> 00:39:16,680
You got anything?

956
00:39:16,681 --> 00:39:20,280
- Nope, nothing, I
wonder what that's about.

957
00:39:20,281 --> 00:39:22,495
- That's weird, she always texts me.

958
00:39:22,496 --> 00:39:24,822
- No, seriously though, one drink

959
00:39:24,823 --> 00:39:26,755
and we're done here.

960
00:39:26,756 --> 00:39:28,959
- [Woman] You're not
having an amazing time?

961
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,903
- Oh my god, check it out.

962
00:39:31,904 --> 00:39:34,071
I think he's on the prowl.

963
00:39:36,955 --> 00:39:38,983
- What's with the balls,
why do guys feel the need

964
00:39:38,984 --> 00:39:41,448
to announce that their
balls have also arrived.

965
00:39:41,449 --> 00:39:44,250
- I feel like a guy adjusting
his balls is like the visual

966
00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:46,412
equivalent of a pickup line

967
00:39:46,413 --> 00:39:47,663
- Yeah it's sexy.

968
00:39:47,664 --> 00:39:49,126
- Yeah, women love it.

969
00:39:49,127 --> 00:39:52,990
- Especially when sloppy
Joes like that do it.

970
00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:54,574
(laughs)

971
00:39:54,575 --> 00:39:55,408
- Oh gross.

972
00:39:55,409 --> 00:40:00,110
- Sup ladies, buy you a drink,
while I rub on my balls?

973
00:40:00,111 --> 00:40:01,289
- [Woman] Oh my god that's so gross.

974
00:40:01,290 --> 00:40:02,464
- You see that?

975
00:40:02,465 --> 00:40:04,646
- I think it's a tranny.

976
00:40:04,647 --> 00:40:06,843
- What the hell's a tranny?

977
00:40:06,844 --> 00:40:10,927
- Hey, uh, beer and a shot
please, I've got card.

978
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:16,995
Monies on that card, you
don't have a shirt on.

979
00:40:17,931 --> 00:40:20,077
- What's he doing here all alone?

980
00:40:20,078 --> 00:40:21,368
- God, if he comes over
here do I have permission

981
00:40:21,369 --> 00:40:22,728
to give him a wedgie or something?

982
00:40:22,729 --> 00:40:25,351
- Yeah totally, if you want
him to think you're flirting.

983
00:40:25,352 --> 00:40:27,435
(laughs)

984
00:40:31,454 --> 00:40:32,454
- Carl.

985
00:40:33,277 --> 00:40:35,110
- Hey, that's me baby.

986
00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:39,847
- Umm, you're not quite what I expected.

987
00:40:39,848 --> 00:40:41,437
(laughs)

988
00:40:41,438 --> 00:40:43,338
- I sent you a picture.

989
00:40:43,339 --> 00:40:45,343
- [Woman] Not of yourself.

990
00:40:45,344 --> 00:40:46,884
- A good likeness.

991
00:40:46,885 --> 00:40:49,183
- Hugh Jackman, really

992
00:40:49,184 --> 00:40:52,009
- Uh, yeah, I'm sorry, you're not

993
00:40:52,010 --> 00:40:54,343
exactly this either ya know.

994
00:40:55,567 --> 00:40:56,400
This you?

995
00:40:56,401 --> 00:40:59,400
- That is me, and a better likeness.

996
00:41:01,182 --> 00:41:02,043
- Well.

997
00:41:02,044 --> 00:41:03,065
- [Woman] Yeah.

998
00:41:03,066 --> 00:41:05,233
- So uh, you down to fuck?

999
00:41:07,427 --> 00:41:09,510
- I'm going home, thanks.

1000
00:41:11,814 --> 00:41:14,876
- I mean we could just spoon, oh whatever.

1001
00:41:14,877 --> 00:41:16,588
Fuck me, this never
happens when Hugh Jackman

1002
00:41:16,589 --> 00:41:17,922
uses my picture.

1003
00:41:26,934 --> 00:41:28,625
Oh that was a bad idea.

1004
00:41:28,626 --> 00:41:30,766
(gags)

1005
00:41:30,767 --> 00:41:32,676
- Did he just throw up?

1006
00:41:32,677 --> 00:41:34,594
(gags)

1007
00:41:39,686 --> 00:41:42,668
- Oh my god that is so sad.

1008
00:41:42,669 --> 00:41:47,312
- I have never seen a crash
and burn quite like that.

1009
00:41:47,313 --> 00:41:50,351
- He's definitely not scoring
any points for originality.

1010
00:41:50,352 --> 00:41:54,617
- True, but if you're
gonna crash and burn,

1011
00:41:54,618 --> 00:41:56,285
crash baby and burn.

1012
00:41:57,157 --> 00:41:59,240
(laughs)

1013
00:42:00,969 --> 00:42:02,548
- God.

1014
00:42:02,549 --> 00:42:05,304
- Umm, what are you doing?

1015
00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:06,423
- Call it charity.

1016
00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:08,466
- No, we're calling this vacation.

1017
00:42:08,467 --> 00:42:09,967
- Oh no she's not.

1018
00:42:11,187 --> 00:42:13,520
- Hey funny seeing you here.

1019
00:42:14,769 --> 00:42:15,769
- Hi ladies.

1020
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,273
Here to join me?

1021
00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:22,010
- We should probably bring you home.

1022
00:42:22,011 --> 00:42:23,011
- Oh yeah.

1023
00:42:23,684 --> 00:42:26,466
- Oh yeah, not what you're thinking stud.

1024
00:42:26,467 --> 00:42:28,112
- You wanna eat my liver don't you?

1025
00:42:28,113 --> 00:42:29,204
- Listen you drunk fucker.

1026
00:42:29,205 --> 00:42:30,788
- Uh Carl, be nice.

1027
00:42:31,751 --> 00:42:32,910
- Fine.

1028
00:42:32,911 --> 00:42:34,078
- I hate them.

1029
00:42:38,658 --> 00:42:41,325
- See that, I see a little hole.

1030
00:42:43,070 --> 00:42:45,591
- Oh man, this is the best.

1031
00:42:45,592 --> 00:42:47,009
- There she goes.

1032
00:42:47,010 --> 00:42:48,989
So much love to give.

1033
00:42:48,990 --> 00:42:51,032
(people moan)

1034
00:42:51,033 --> 00:42:52,852
- [Carl] What's up fellas?

1035
00:42:52,853 --> 00:42:54,621
(laughs)

1036
00:42:54,622 --> 00:42:57,754
- That was quick, glad
you made it back alive.

1037
00:42:57,755 --> 00:43:00,005
- Oh that was magical Carl.

1038
00:43:01,550 --> 00:43:03,860
- Oh yeah, I'd ask you to
spend the night with me,

1039
00:43:03,861 --> 00:43:05,528
but you wore me out.

1040
00:43:06,888 --> 00:43:10,265
- What the fuck are you guys watching?

1041
00:43:10,266 --> 00:43:11,444
You sick bastards.

1042
00:43:11,445 --> 00:43:13,400
(laughs)

1043
00:43:13,401 --> 00:43:17,487
- (mumbles) sympathy, I think.

1044
00:43:17,488 --> 00:43:18,655
- Necromancer.

1045
00:43:21,004 --> 00:43:22,231
- What have you seen this?

1046
00:43:22,232 --> 00:43:25,890
- Yeah, actually I like the
second one better though.

1047
00:43:25,891 --> 00:43:28,393
- That is so strange.

1048
00:43:28,394 --> 00:43:31,337
- Yeah well I have a
DVD player in my room,

1049
00:43:31,338 --> 00:43:33,316
McConaughey movie, let's go.

1050
00:43:33,317 --> 00:43:35,322
- No, no, no I'm sorry,
that is disturbing.

1051
00:43:35,323 --> 00:43:36,620
- Eh yeah.

1052
00:43:36,621 --> 00:43:37,579
- See you guys later.

1053
00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:39,504
- Sweet dreams, Carl.

1054
00:43:39,505 --> 00:43:43,226
- [Fiona] Yeah, yeah, late night Carl.

1055
00:43:43,227 --> 00:43:44,406
(laughs)

1056
00:43:44,407 --> 00:43:46,574
(mumbles)

1057
00:43:51,098 --> 00:43:54,023
- Get the fuck outta here, I'm
not buying that shit at all.

1058
00:43:54,024 --> 00:43:55,209
- I gotta get to work.

1059
00:43:55,210 --> 00:43:57,139
I'm never gonna finish this stuff.

1060
00:43:57,140 --> 00:43:58,570
- Later man.

1061
00:43:58,571 --> 00:43:59,988
- [Robbie] Later.

1062
00:44:08,998 --> 00:44:12,331
- Look, that's gonna be you one day man.

1063
00:44:15,051 --> 00:44:16,051
- Which one?

1064
00:44:17,156 --> 00:44:18,381
- Right there man.

1065
00:44:18,382 --> 00:44:21,465
- Oh, I was hoping for the other one.

1066
00:44:22,380 --> 00:44:25,463
(upbeat happy music)

1067
00:44:30,758 --> 00:44:33,425
(paper ruffles)

1068
00:44:40,246 --> 00:44:43,132
♫ I get lonely without myself

1069
00:44:43,133 --> 00:44:45,852
♫ I'm in trouble

1070
00:44:45,853 --> 00:44:50,583
♫ She's in love with someone
else but you can't know

1071
00:44:50,584 --> 00:44:52,210
♫ (mumbles)

1072
00:44:52,211 --> 00:44:55,624
♫ I don't (mumbles)

1073
00:44:55,625 --> 00:45:00,320
♫ I'm not joking you can't wear down

1074
00:45:00,321 --> 00:45:04,071
♫ (mumbles)

1075
00:45:05,459 --> 00:45:09,626
♫ Love to be yours, that
way I won't be lonely

1076
00:45:16,908 --> 00:45:21,577
♫ She's a flaw in my design, stuck in my

1077
00:45:21,578 --> 00:45:23,072
- [Narrator] I can't help but think of the

1078
00:45:23,073 --> 00:45:26,136
changes I want to make,
the changes I shoulda

1079
00:45:26,137 --> 00:45:30,491
already made, hell, I've
already lied to you,

1080
00:45:30,492 --> 00:45:32,873
about visiting Melanie,
all the girl needed

1081
00:45:32,874 --> 00:45:36,181
was someone to listen
to her, and I couldn't

1082
00:45:36,182 --> 00:45:37,579
keep my head outta the gutter.

1083
00:45:37,580 --> 00:45:40,413
(seductive music)

1084
00:45:41,794 --> 00:45:43,211
- Take me Robbie.

1085
00:45:45,044 --> 00:45:47,195
- [Narrator] Jesus, you see what I mean?

1086
00:45:47,196 --> 00:45:48,612
I couldn't just sit there and provide

1087
00:45:48,613 --> 00:45:50,413
some sort of comfort for this long time

1088
00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:53,950
friend without wishing I
could cure her with my cock.

1089
00:45:53,951 --> 00:45:57,090
I actually found he situation
somewhat arousing and

1090
00:45:57,091 --> 00:45:59,091
it sickens me, a little.

1091
00:46:01,032 --> 00:46:04,248
- Oh yes, Robbie, thank you, thank you,

1092
00:46:04,249 --> 00:46:07,499
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, thank you Robbie.

1093
00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:13,742
- You're a good man, Robbie!

1094
00:46:13,743 --> 00:46:15,965
[Crosstalk 00:46:13]

1095
00:46:15,966 --> 00:46:16,799
(moans)

1096
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,345
(hands slap)

1097
00:46:18,346 --> 00:46:21,507
- Yes, yes, cure her, bring her back,

1098
00:46:21,508 --> 00:46:23,848
heal the shit out of her, boy!

1099
00:46:23,849 --> 00:46:25,114
- [Melanie] Thank you Robbie!

1100
00:46:25,115 --> 00:46:26,265
- [Narrator] I feel as though I've hit

1101
00:46:26,266 --> 00:46:28,099
some sort of a bottom.

1102
00:46:28,935 --> 00:46:32,140
Do I no longer have any
compassion, did I ever?

1103
00:46:32,141 --> 00:46:34,141
Something has to change.

1104
00:46:37,445 --> 00:46:38,862
I have to change.

1105
00:46:40,893 --> 00:46:44,226
- Ugh, I don't know, porn stars for GPS.

1106
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,747
(monkey calls)

1107
00:46:46,748 --> 00:46:48,998
- Nikki says hi by the way.

1108
00:46:50,063 --> 00:46:53,105
That's a great idea alright,
I mean, think about it.

1109
00:46:53,106 --> 00:46:57,189
Turn right, just up ahead,
one meter, turn right,

1110
00:46:58,356 --> 00:47:02,523
now, aaah, ahhh, you've
arrived at your destination.

1111
00:47:04,912 --> 00:47:05,912
No?

1112
00:47:07,180 --> 00:47:09,082
What about scream queens?

1113
00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:10,448
(screams)

1114
00:47:10,449 --> 00:47:13,627
- Jesus Christ man take it easy.

1115
00:47:13,628 --> 00:47:15,524
- You have arrived at your destination.

1116
00:47:15,525 --> 00:47:17,942
(rock music)

1117
00:47:24,875 --> 00:47:28,958
♫ Sold my soul to get where I am

1118
00:47:32,576 --> 00:47:37,063
Ladies, where are we off
to this lovely afternoon?

1119
00:47:37,064 --> 00:47:38,434
- We're going to the beach.

1120
00:47:38,435 --> 00:47:39,810
- Oh really, there's a beach?

1121
00:47:39,811 --> 00:47:41,438
(laughs)

1122
00:47:41,439 --> 00:47:43,940
- We decided to take you up on your offer.

1123
00:47:43,941 --> 00:47:45,605
- Why what ever do you mean?

1124
00:47:45,606 --> 00:47:47,313
- We're gonna let you buy us dinner.

1125
00:47:47,314 --> 00:47:48,314
- Really?

1126
00:47:49,191 --> 00:47:50,962
- Yeah, some place nice.

1127
00:47:50,963 --> 00:47:55,376
- No problem, you wanna tag
along, sea food at seven?

1128
00:47:55,377 --> 00:47:57,544
- Good, sea food at seven.

1129
00:47:58,474 --> 00:48:00,101
- Bye.

1130
00:48:00,102 --> 00:48:01,917
- I like your blue ball.

1131
00:48:01,918 --> 00:48:03,162
- Blue balls, that's me.

1132
00:48:03,163 --> 00:48:05,246
(laughs)

1133
00:48:07,888 --> 00:48:09,211
- What was that about?

1134
00:48:09,212 --> 00:48:13,379
- I don't know man, but
those chicks got some spunk.

1135
00:48:19,151 --> 00:48:21,234
(laughs)

1136
00:48:32,941 --> 00:48:34,858
- I'm Yon, Yon Zamolla.

1137
00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:38,943
Yon Zamolla, Yon Zamolla.

1138
00:48:41,529 --> 00:48:44,751
Dudes, you guys have got
some of the hottest bunnies

1139
00:48:44,752 --> 00:48:46,743
on the beach, huh?

1140
00:48:46,744 --> 00:48:50,911
I dig it, I dig it, I see you
checking out my girl, huh?

1141
00:48:53,942 --> 00:48:57,185
Worry not my friends,
there's plenty more inventory

1142
00:48:57,186 --> 00:48:59,552
where that came from huh?

1143
00:48:59,553 --> 00:49:03,720
Nice dudes, fun chicks, college
freshman, spring breakers,

1144
00:49:07,115 --> 00:49:11,282
I have an arrangement with
them, I have the arrangement.

1145
00:49:12,183 --> 00:49:16,245
I buy all the alcohol, all
my vacation expenses are

1146
00:49:16,246 --> 00:49:19,496
covered in full, the deal of deals, no?

1147
00:49:20,345 --> 00:49:22,942
(laughs)

1148
00:49:22,943 --> 00:49:25,943
Yeah, we'll be hanging out all week.

1149
00:49:29,908 --> 00:49:34,271
Freshman kids, don't know
how to quit partying,

1150
00:49:34,272 --> 00:49:38,476
and freshman girls don't
know when to quit drinking.

1151
00:49:38,477 --> 00:49:39,488
(laughs)

1152
00:49:39,489 --> 00:49:40,750
Makes for a good party huh?

1153
00:49:40,751 --> 00:49:43,275
(mumbles)

1154
00:49:43,276 --> 00:49:45,276
You should join us, huh?

1155
00:49:46,812 --> 00:49:49,894
What else are you gonna
do in this dead town?

1156
00:49:49,895 --> 00:49:51,525
Party with the seagulls and the dolphins?

1157
00:49:51,526 --> 00:49:53,609
(laughs)

1158
00:49:54,993 --> 00:49:59,076
Easy there sweet pants
that's six dollars a case.

1159
00:50:00,236 --> 00:50:02,142
(laughs)

1160
00:50:02,143 --> 00:50:06,310
Anyway, there is only one
kind of wild life for me

1161
00:50:08,192 --> 00:50:11,529
my friend, only one type
of clam I am interested

1162
00:50:11,530 --> 00:50:14,697
in diving for if you know what I mean.

1163
00:50:18,358 --> 00:50:19,250
Vag.

1164
00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:20,250
Huh?

1165
00:50:21,063 --> 00:50:24,308
What is vacation without a little, right?

1166
00:50:24,309 --> 00:50:26,294
(laughs)

1167
00:50:26,295 --> 00:50:30,378
anyway, you should join
us, what's mine is yours,

1168
00:50:32,891 --> 00:50:34,724
mi casa, Su casa, huh?

1169
00:50:37,648 --> 00:50:39,746
My pussy is your pussy, huh?

1170
00:50:39,747 --> 00:50:43,476
As long as your pussy, is my pussy.

1171
00:50:43,477 --> 00:50:45,016
Right?

1172
00:50:45,017 --> 00:50:45,850
(hands clap)

1173
00:50:45,850 --> 00:50:46,850
Wonderful.

1174
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,983
You come, they come,
that's the deal right?

1175
00:50:55,277 --> 00:50:56,603
And BYOB.

1176
00:50:56,604 --> 00:50:58,987
(laughs)

1177
00:50:58,988 --> 00:51:02,200
(rock music)

1178
00:51:02,201 --> 00:51:05,269
♫ Sold my soul

1179
00:51:05,270 --> 00:51:07,436
- Think she's even in to you?

1180
00:51:07,437 --> 00:51:08,854
- Oy, sweetheart!

1181
00:51:12,260 --> 00:51:14,485
That is good beer!

1182
00:51:14,486 --> 00:51:16,664
- What's the legal age
in this state anyway?

1183
00:51:16,665 --> 00:51:18,318
- I don't think it's done by age anymore,

1184
00:51:18,319 --> 00:51:20,272
pretty sure it's determined by cup size.

1185
00:51:20,273 --> 00:51:22,309
- Oh yeah, where'd you hear that?

1186
00:51:22,310 --> 00:51:25,616
- I don't know I just heard it somewhere.

1187
00:51:25,617 --> 00:51:27,487
- So by law, if a girl's breasts are

1188
00:51:27,488 --> 00:51:30,256
of a certain size, she's legit?

1189
00:51:30,257 --> 00:51:31,534
(laughs)

1190
00:51:31,535 --> 00:51:33,526
- No, I think it's the younger you are,

1191
00:51:33,527 --> 00:51:34,932
the bigger the cup size
has to be, ya know?

1192
00:51:34,933 --> 00:51:36,191
- Uh huh.

1193
00:51:36,192 --> 00:51:37,117
(birds caw)

1194
00:51:37,118 --> 00:51:39,505
(boat horn blows)

1195
00:51:39,506 --> 00:51:41,159
- [Woman] You're (mumbles).

1196
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,097
- Not because of me.

1197
00:51:42,098 --> 00:51:43,176
- Yes, we're here because of you,

1198
00:51:43,177 --> 00:51:44,568
because you have a crazy, psycho, stalker,

1199
00:51:44,569 --> 00:51:47,282
ex boyfriend, came to her house everyday,

1200
00:51:47,283 --> 00:51:48,660
sent weird gifts, like.

1201
00:51:48,661 --> 00:51:50,200
- It wasn't that bad, you know it was.

1202
00:51:50,201 --> 00:51:51,384
- It was super bad, he called our house,

1203
00:51:51,385 --> 00:51:54,783
like went to her mom's
and just freaky, stalker.

1204
00:51:54,784 --> 00:51:56,653
Actually finally broke up with him.

1205
00:51:56,654 --> 00:51:58,441
- Congratulations.

1206
00:51:58,442 --> 00:51:59,818
- You know what, I think
we've all been there, right?

1207
00:51:59,819 --> 00:52:02,490
I mean a little bit, some,
I mean it's safe to say

1208
00:52:02,491 --> 00:52:04,220
we've all done that, ya know?

1209
00:52:04,221 --> 00:52:07,553
Well no, I mean like not
me, I wouldn't do that,

1210
00:52:07,554 --> 00:52:10,114
you know, it's just there
are guys who do that.

1211
00:52:10,115 --> 00:52:13,842
I've heard of them, they're
strange, they're strange guys,

1212
00:52:13,843 --> 00:52:16,384
and they do that, I mean.

1213
00:52:16,385 --> 00:52:17,694
- What are you talking about?

1214
00:52:17,695 --> 00:52:19,544
- I would never call you Kerry?

1215
00:52:19,545 --> 00:52:21,865
(laughs)

1216
00:52:21,866 --> 00:52:22,699
- Thank you.

1217
00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:23,927
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean
I would never call you,

1218
00:52:23,928 --> 00:52:26,104
I mean call you and hang
up on you, you know, like

1219
00:52:26,105 --> 00:52:27,890
be all stalkery, I would never do that,

1220
00:52:27,891 --> 00:52:30,437
that would be out of control,
I mean if I were obsessed with

1221
00:52:30,438 --> 00:52:32,380
you I would probably just
like hide under your bed

1222
00:52:32,381 --> 00:52:34,683
listen to you breathe
while writing poetry.

1223
00:52:34,684 --> 00:52:36,389
- I have to go to the bathroom.

1224
00:52:36,390 --> 00:52:39,390
- Yeah, I'll go cuz you're a maniac.

1225
00:52:40,561 --> 00:52:41,971
- Hey can you watch them
and make sure nobody

1226
00:52:41,972 --> 00:52:44,517
slips anything into our drinks?

1227
00:52:44,518 --> 00:52:45,433
(glass clinks)

1228
00:52:45,433 --> 00:52:46,266
- What they hell am I supposed to do now,

1229
00:52:46,267 --> 00:52:47,635
she figured out my strategy.

1230
00:52:47,636 --> 00:52:50,051
- [Woman] It's the only way
you're getting any, pal.

1231
00:52:50,052 --> 00:52:53,812
- Good to know, hey ladies, let me know

1232
00:52:53,813 --> 00:52:54,833
if you need any help in there.

1233
00:52:54,834 --> 00:52:56,058
(laughs)

1234
00:52:56,059 --> 00:52:58,350
[Crosstalk 00:52:56]

1235
00:52:58,351 --> 00:52:59,642
- It was totally gruesome.

1236
00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:00,880
- It was so gross when the director

1237
00:53:00,881 --> 00:53:03,084
says oh my gosh this is a love story.

1238
00:53:03,085 --> 00:53:05,444
- But he's right, I mean within
the reality of the movie.

1239
00:53:05,445 --> 00:53:07,347
- Yeah, yeah you writers (mumbles)?

1240
00:53:07,348 --> 00:53:09,748
- Yes, but it's true, I mean
if you take out the fact

1241
00:53:09,749 --> 00:53:11,568
that the love interest was a corpse.

1242
00:53:11,569 --> 00:53:13,707
- So within the reality of the movie?

1243
00:53:13,708 --> 00:53:14,541
Is that what you're saying?

1244
00:53:14,542 --> 00:53:15,754
- Yes, and just forget about the fact that

1245
00:53:15,755 --> 00:53:17,836
he committed while stabbing
himself in the stomach

1246
00:53:17,837 --> 00:53:20,255
while jerking off and
he orgasms at the end.

1247
00:53:20,256 --> 00:53:22,327
- Yeah a bloody orgasm
like how can there possibly

1248
00:53:22,328 --> 00:53:24,555
be a love story within that reality.

1249
00:53:24,556 --> 00:53:26,867
- And the blood is like
splattering all over the place

1250
00:53:26,868 --> 00:53:28,195
and on the fucking walls.

1251
00:53:28,196 --> 00:53:29,029
(laughs)

1252
00:53:29,030 --> 00:53:32,640
- I love it, it's so
gross it's so classic.

1253
00:53:32,641 --> 00:53:34,261
- So hot that you've seen this movie.

1254
00:53:34,262 --> 00:53:35,095
- You're gross.

1255
00:53:35,095 --> 00:53:36,058
- Will you play dead for me?

1256
00:53:36,059 --> 00:53:38,082
- [Woman] I will eat your face.

1257
00:53:38,083 --> 00:53:40,916
(boat horn blows)

1258
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,444
- Oh yeah!

1259
00:53:43,445 --> 00:53:45,035
Yeah!

1260
00:53:45,036 --> 00:53:46,854
(mumbles)

1261
00:53:46,855 --> 00:53:48,490
Now you know these are
an aphrodisiac right?

1262
00:53:48,491 --> 00:53:49,423
- Yes.

1263
00:53:49,424 --> 00:53:50,457
- Does that mean they're
going to put me to sleep?

1264
00:53:50,458 --> 00:53:51,619
- I'm surprised you know that word.

1265
00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:53,176
- I know, I read occasionally.

1266
00:53:53,177 --> 00:53:54,010
- Spell it.

1267
00:53:54,011 --> 00:53:56,672
- That is so gross, you guys are all, fat.

1268
00:53:56,673 --> 00:53:59,017
- Can you just try one before you judge?

1269
00:53:59,018 --> 00:54:02,254
You've swallowed way worse
and more mouths (mumbles)

1270
00:54:02,255 --> 00:54:03,742
(laughs)

1271
00:54:03,743 --> 00:54:05,951
- Let me buy you another drink.

1272
00:54:05,952 --> 00:54:06,785
(laughs)

1273
00:54:06,785 --> 00:54:07,618
- I think I'd prefer the oysters.

1274
00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:09,065
- Now, now come one, share some of

1275
00:54:09,066 --> 00:54:11,185
you sexploits with us, Kerry.

1276
00:54:11,186 --> 00:54:12,519
- Uh no, I think Fiona's the one

1277
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,905
that you wanna ask about
that kind of thing.

1278
00:54:13,906 --> 00:54:15,923
- I know, I do have good stories, however

1279
00:54:15,924 --> 00:54:19,094
in high school, dear
Kerry that she should save

1280
00:54:19,095 --> 00:54:21,349
herself for marriage, however she did this

1281
00:54:21,350 --> 00:54:24,471
while still having sex
with her boyfriend, hmm?

1282
00:54:24,472 --> 00:54:25,305
- [Man] How can that be?

1283
00:54:25,305 --> 00:54:26,138
- How is it possible?

1284
00:54:26,139 --> 00:54:28,740
- I'm your first am I?

1285
00:54:28,741 --> 00:54:30,420
- You're not gonna be
anything buy my (mumbles).

1286
00:54:30,421 --> 00:54:32,072
- Just tell it, it's
funny, they will love it.

1287
00:54:32,073 --> 00:54:33,841
- [Ian] Come on, just tell the story.

1288
00:54:33,842 --> 00:54:35,033
- Someone's gotta tell the story.

1289
00:54:35,034 --> 00:54:36,102
- Someone tell it, come on.

1290
00:54:36,103 --> 00:54:37,986
- Back in high school, Kerry decides that

1291
00:54:37,987 --> 00:54:40,571
she can get out of the no
sex before marriage thing

1292
00:54:40,572 --> 00:54:42,285
by only doing anal with her boyfriend.

1293
00:54:42,286 --> 00:54:43,322
- In the ass.

1294
00:54:43,323 --> 00:54:45,777
(laughs)

1295
00:54:45,778 --> 00:54:47,382
- Technically I was right.

1296
00:54:47,383 --> 00:54:48,525
- [Carl] You're very innovative,

1297
00:54:48,526 --> 00:54:51,195
probably (mumbles) for your time.

1298
00:54:51,196 --> 00:54:53,028
- I take back everything
I said about you my queen.

1299
00:54:53,029 --> 00:54:53,862
(laughs)

1300
00:54:53,862 --> 00:54:54,772
- Know it's really sex isn't it.

1301
00:54:54,773 --> 00:54:57,383
It's so hot and humorous.

1302
00:54:57,384 --> 00:54:59,477
She got a horrible case of hemorrhoids.

1303
00:54:59,478 --> 00:55:00,423
- Fiona!

1304
00:55:00,424 --> 00:55:02,600
(laughs)

1305
00:55:02,601 --> 00:55:04,852
- Hemorrhoids suck.

1306
00:55:04,853 --> 00:55:06,476
- Yeah.

1307
00:55:06,477 --> 00:55:07,977
- Anyway, so what?

1308
00:55:09,388 --> 00:55:10,499
- Okay, well if we're going there,

1309
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,732
well then why don't you
tell yours queef queen?

1310
00:55:12,733 --> 00:55:13,998
So this one time.

1311
00:55:13,999 --> 00:55:15,666
[Crosstalk 00:55:14]

1312
00:55:19,340 --> 00:55:21,633
- My pussy has amazing things to say.

1313
00:55:21,634 --> 00:55:23,263
- I can't take her to yoga class.

1314
00:55:23,264 --> 00:55:25,335
- A lot of air, she has a big vagina.

1315
00:55:25,336 --> 00:55:26,629
- [Ian] So we have like
royalty at the table.

1316
00:55:26,630 --> 00:55:27,942
- A big vagina, fuck off, you're the

1317
00:55:27,943 --> 00:55:30,966
one with the quarterbacks and NFL.

1318
00:55:30,967 --> 00:55:32,380
- [Carl] I like ventriloquism, so.

1319
00:55:32,381 --> 00:55:33,214
(laughs)

1320
00:55:33,215 --> 00:55:34,237
[Crosstalk 00:55:33]

1321
00:55:34,238 --> 00:55:35,884
- Hi ladies and gentlemen.

1322
00:55:35,885 --> 00:55:37,283
Can I have you do me a favor,

1323
00:55:37,284 --> 00:55:38,783
pay your bill and leave, please.

1324
00:55:38,784 --> 00:55:39,729
- [Woman] Why?

1325
00:55:39,730 --> 00:55:42,787
- I said so, the Good Star,
my restaurant, my rules.

1326
00:55:42,788 --> 00:55:44,858
- [Woman] Ooh, tough guy.

1327
00:55:44,859 --> 00:55:46,276
- Do you guys get kicked
out of everywhere you go?

1328
00:55:46,277 --> 00:55:47,567
Just want to know what to expect.

1329
00:55:47,568 --> 00:55:48,568
No.

1330
00:55:49,361 --> 00:55:50,194
(laughs)

1331
00:55:50,195 --> 00:55:51,417
- Yup!

1332
00:55:51,418 --> 00:55:52,299
- Sometimes.

1333
00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:53,825
(laughs)

1334
00:55:53,826 --> 00:55:56,493
(insects chirp)

1335
00:55:59,446 --> 00:56:01,148
- See now this is nice.

1336
00:56:01,149 --> 00:56:02,149
- It is.

1337
00:56:02,862 --> 00:56:05,612
- I have a question for the guys.

1338
00:56:07,503 --> 00:56:08,469
- [Robbie] Fire away.

1339
00:56:08,470 --> 00:56:10,875
- Have any of you ever been

1340
00:56:10,876 --> 00:56:14,052
in a real long term relationship?

1341
00:56:14,053 --> 00:56:15,268
Don't worry Carl I don't know you.

1342
00:56:15,269 --> 00:56:18,391
- Wow, what the fuck, come on, I've been

1343
00:56:18,392 --> 00:56:20,198
nothing but nice to you this evening.

1344
00:56:20,199 --> 00:56:22,528
- Oh you have been, but Fiona just doesn't

1345
00:56:22,529 --> 00:56:24,545
want anyone to hurt her rep.

1346
00:56:24,546 --> 00:56:25,555
- As what?

1347
00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:26,877
An ice cold bitch?

1348
00:56:26,878 --> 00:56:29,378
(people jeer)

1349
00:56:30,746 --> 00:56:33,286
(gasps)

1350
00:56:33,287 --> 00:56:34,614
No.

1351
00:56:34,615 --> 00:56:36,966
- Ah man, that was your moment there.

1352
00:56:36,967 --> 00:56:38,429
- Yeah you shoulda just
made something up man.

1353
00:56:38,430 --> 00:56:40,976
- Whatever Fiona, alright look,

1354
00:56:40,977 --> 00:56:43,192
a relationship doesn't
have to be long term

1355
00:56:43,193 --> 00:56:44,068
to be good.

1356
00:56:44,069 --> 00:56:45,679
- How so?

1357
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:47,456
- Passion, alright.

1358
00:56:47,457 --> 00:56:48,790
Short and sweet.

1359
00:56:50,754 --> 00:56:53,339
No reason to drag it out to
the bitter resentful end.

1360
00:56:53,340 --> 00:56:55,854
- Well you know my
man's got a point there.

1361
00:56:55,855 --> 00:56:58,012
- Yeah he sure does.

1362
00:56:58,013 --> 00:57:01,625
- You don't look very
comfortable down here.

1363
00:57:01,626 --> 00:57:05,793
- Thank you, that's really
sweet, but I think we'd both fit.

1364
00:57:07,473 --> 00:57:09,226
- Sure, I like the sound of that.

1365
00:57:09,227 --> 00:57:11,394
(mumbles)

1366
00:57:12,332 --> 00:57:14,315
- Tell us about passion.

1367
00:57:14,316 --> 00:57:17,676
- Well that seems like a pretty
broad topic don't ya think?

1368
00:57:17,677 --> 00:57:21,204
- Yeah would you mind
narrowing it down a little bit.

1369
00:57:21,205 --> 00:57:25,372
- Passion in a relationship,
tell me about a passionate

1370
00:57:27,380 --> 00:57:30,597
date or a passionate
first kiss with a girl.

1371
00:57:30,598 --> 00:57:31,598
- Or a guy.

1372
00:57:32,793 --> 00:57:34,440
- [Robbie] Ian what are
your thoughts on passion?

1373
00:57:34,441 --> 00:57:36,076
- Talk to me tomorrow,
I'll tell you all about it.

1374
00:57:36,077 --> 00:57:38,867
(laughs)

1375
00:57:38,868 --> 00:57:40,000
- I got one.

1376
00:57:40,001 --> 00:57:41,001
I got one.

1377
00:57:42,031 --> 00:57:45,031
High school, Halloween party, Stacy.

1378
00:57:47,116 --> 00:57:48,807
Robbie you remember Stacy?

1379
00:57:48,808 --> 00:57:50,410
- I think so.

1380
00:57:50,411 --> 00:57:51,984
- She was your girlfriend?

1381
00:57:51,985 --> 00:57:53,902
- Yeah, no, not really.

1382
00:57:55,877 --> 00:58:00,423
Her friends kind of dared
her to make out with me.

1383
00:58:00,424 --> 00:58:02,214
- How is that passionate?

1384
00:58:02,215 --> 00:58:05,458
- Okay, the thing is I didn't
know at the time, alright?

1385
00:58:05,459 --> 00:58:06,299
I didn't find out that they

1386
00:58:06,300 --> 00:58:08,159
dared her til like the day after.

1387
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:11,327
- Oh how sad, that doesn't even count.

1388
00:58:12,386 --> 00:58:16,168
- Okay, look at this
from my perspective okay.

1389
00:58:16,169 --> 00:58:20,086
Here I am, I'm at this
party and all the sudden

1390
00:58:21,192 --> 00:58:25,055
the girl I had my eyes on
since like junior high,

1391
00:58:25,056 --> 00:58:29,223
just randomly approaches
me and starts kissing me,

1392
00:58:30,254 --> 00:58:34,014
like passionately, for at least minute,

1393
00:58:34,015 --> 00:58:38,818
maybe a minute and a half,
with tongue mind you, right?

1394
00:58:38,819 --> 00:58:42,333
- Uh huh, I think if your
memory about it is passionate

1395
00:58:42,334 --> 00:58:44,731
then that's what matters.

1396
00:58:44,732 --> 00:58:46,994
- [Carl] Thank you Laura, absolutely.

1397
00:58:46,995 --> 00:58:49,162
- I think that's pathetic.

1398
00:58:56,650 --> 00:58:58,762
(slow passionate music)

1399
00:58:58,763 --> 00:59:00,430
[Crosstalk 00:59:01]

1400
00:59:07,163 --> 00:59:08,604
- Good one, too.

1401
00:59:08,605 --> 00:59:09,605
- Like what?

1402
00:59:11,575 --> 00:59:13,030
Did she have a short skirt?

1403
00:59:13,031 --> 00:59:14,215
- [Carl] She did.

1404
00:59:14,216 --> 00:59:15,910
Actually it was very short and leggings

1405
00:59:15,911 --> 00:59:19,822
like garter leggins and decent sized.

1406
00:59:19,823 --> 00:59:21,823
- You like strawberries?

1407
00:59:22,819 --> 00:59:25,214
- [Carl] I'm starting to.

1408
00:59:25,215 --> 00:59:27,155
- Do you like short cake?

1409
00:59:27,156 --> 00:59:28,158
(laughs)

1410
00:59:28,159 --> 00:59:30,405
(mumbles)

1411
00:59:30,406 --> 00:59:32,453
[Crosstalk 00:59:30]

1412
00:59:32,454 --> 00:59:33,287
(laughs)

1413
00:59:33,288 --> 00:59:34,704
- [Ian] Oh, Carl!

1414
00:59:35,596 --> 00:59:38,303
- Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him.

1415
00:59:38,304 --> 00:59:40,387
(laughs)

1416
00:59:44,951 --> 00:59:46,126
Oh my god.

1417
00:59:46,127 --> 00:59:48,210
(laughs)

1418
00:59:50,651 --> 00:59:53,104
Oh my god, he's (mumbles) now.

1419
00:59:53,105 --> 00:59:54,607
(laughs)

1420
00:59:54,608 --> 00:59:57,888
- Well, good night Carl,
good night fuckers.

1421
00:59:57,889 --> 01:00:00,518
(laughs)

1422
01:00:00,519 --> 01:00:02,886
- What did she just do?

1423
01:00:02,887 --> 01:00:06,672
- Wow, that's some good fucking weed.

1424
01:00:06,673 --> 01:00:08,421
(laughs)

1425
01:00:08,422 --> 01:00:10,192
- I don't know if that was
like really fucking hot

1426
01:00:10,193 --> 01:00:11,193
or strange.

1427
01:00:12,689 --> 01:00:14,476
- [Ian] Kinda both actually.

1428
01:00:14,477 --> 01:00:15,990
- I think I need a cigarette.

1429
01:00:15,991 --> 01:00:18,264
- Yeah, did that turn you on?

1430
01:00:18,265 --> 01:00:19,381
- Mm hmm.

1431
01:00:19,382 --> 01:00:22,465
- I'm gonna hit the hot tub, join me?

1432
01:00:24,853 --> 01:00:27,186
- Yeah, I'll be right there.

1433
01:00:28,983 --> 01:00:31,683
- [Laura] Goodnight Carl.

1434
01:00:31,684 --> 01:00:33,767
(laughs)

1435
01:00:35,746 --> 01:00:36,829
- Good night.

1436
01:00:40,702 --> 01:00:43,272
- Hey grab some soy sauce, too.

1437
01:00:43,273 --> 01:00:45,940
(relaxed music)

1438
01:00:57,663 --> 01:00:58,969
- What the hell was that?

1439
01:00:58,970 --> 01:01:03,134
- She's just having a good
time, man, she's drunk.

1440
01:01:03,135 --> 01:01:05,471
- Do you think I got a shot?

1441
01:01:05,472 --> 01:01:08,805
- Well, I, honestly I, I don't know man.

1442
01:01:13,675 --> 01:01:14,675
- Okay.

1443
01:01:15,549 --> 01:01:16,786
Cool.

1444
01:01:16,787 --> 01:01:17,620
- [Robbie] Cool?

1445
01:01:17,620 --> 01:01:18,453
- Me?

1446
01:01:18,454 --> 01:01:19,628
- [Robbie] Yeah.

1447
01:01:19,629 --> 01:01:20,462
- I'm perfect.

1448
01:01:20,462 --> 01:01:21,295
(laughs)

1449
01:01:21,295 --> 01:01:22,128
- Good.

1450
01:01:22,128 --> 01:01:23,049
- [Carl] Where you going?

1451
01:01:23,050 --> 01:01:24,805
- Hit the hot tub with Laura.

1452
01:01:24,806 --> 01:01:25,639
(laughs)

1453
01:01:25,639 --> 01:01:26,639
- Oh yeah!

1454
01:01:29,024 --> 01:01:29,940
- Word of advice.

1455
01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:30,773
- [Carl] Yeah?

1456
01:01:30,774 --> 01:01:34,940
- Okay, cold (mumbles) less desperation.

1457
01:01:35,909 --> 01:01:37,340
(laughs)

1458
01:01:37,341 --> 01:01:39,179
- I wish you could get off on that.

1459
01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:41,929
- Think about it,
because if you need them,

1460
01:01:41,930 --> 01:01:43,850
then they'll know you're needy.

1461
01:01:43,851 --> 01:01:45,754
- If I need them, I'm needy.

1462
01:01:45,755 --> 01:01:48,243
- Yeah, if you need them,
you're needy, alright?

1463
01:01:48,244 --> 01:01:49,077
- Got it.

1464
01:01:49,077 --> 01:01:49,910
- Good.

1465
01:01:49,911 --> 01:01:52,993
- Totally, okay, have a good hot tub.

1466
01:01:55,353 --> 01:01:58,230
If you need them, you're needy.

1467
01:01:58,231 --> 01:02:01,898
If you like them, your
chances are unlikely.

1468
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,617
(wolf howls)

1469
01:02:07,109 --> 01:02:09,192
Oh hey, Fiona, what's up?

1470
01:02:12,668 --> 01:02:13,501
Me?

1471
01:02:13,502 --> 01:02:16,814
Oh no, I'm sorry, I think
we had a miscommunication,

1472
01:02:16,815 --> 01:02:18,071
I mean I think you're pretty and all

1473
01:02:18,072 --> 01:02:19,352
but you kinda just do the ice,

1474
01:02:19,353 --> 01:02:22,375
cold bitch thing a little much.

1475
01:02:22,376 --> 01:02:23,376
What?

1476
01:02:24,296 --> 01:02:27,088
Yeah, yeah, I think you're pretty.

1477
01:02:27,089 --> 01:02:28,543
You know, you just don't always have to be

1478
01:02:28,544 --> 01:02:30,461
such a pain in the ass.

1479
01:02:32,095 --> 01:02:35,331
Well, I mean, yeah, you
know I condition and shit,

1480
01:02:35,332 --> 01:02:38,749
I put some lotion in there, some shampoo.

1481
01:02:41,341 --> 01:02:42,299
Get over here!

1482
01:02:42,299 --> 01:02:43,132
Oh!

1483
01:02:43,133 --> 01:02:45,632
(lion growls)

1484
01:02:46,722 --> 01:02:47,722
- Oh!

1485
01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:51,907
I thought you might be a selfish one,

1486
01:02:51,908 --> 01:02:54,075
but you're oh so generous.

1487
01:02:55,171 --> 01:02:56,435
- Not only that but I'm happy

1488
01:02:56,436 --> 01:02:58,204
to put my penis in you as well.

1489
01:02:58,205 --> 01:02:59,038
- Oh!

1490
01:02:59,039 --> 01:03:00,640
(laughs)

1491
01:03:00,641 --> 01:03:02,724
(kisses)

1492
01:03:04,986 --> 01:03:06,069
- Stay there.

1493
01:03:08,318 --> 01:03:11,477
Alright, now is an
exercise in self control.

1494
01:03:11,478 --> 01:03:12,478
- Okay.

1495
01:03:14,109 --> 01:03:15,109
Ah!

1496
01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:17,782
That's really cold.

1497
01:03:17,783 --> 01:03:18,616
- [Ian] Just wait.

1498
01:03:18,617 --> 01:03:19,857
- [Carrie] I didn't
realize you were so hungry.

1499
01:03:19,858 --> 01:03:23,462
- [Ian] Oh I can always eat fish baby,

1500
01:03:23,463 --> 01:03:25,621
and I got a lot of fucking sushi to eat.

1501
01:03:25,622 --> 01:03:26,955
- Oh my god, oh!

1502
01:03:29,059 --> 01:03:30,641
Whoo!

1503
01:03:30,642 --> 01:03:31,963
Oh shit!

1504
01:03:31,964 --> 01:03:34,047
(laughs)

1505
01:03:38,384 --> 01:03:41,051
(insects chirp)

1506
01:03:42,905 --> 01:03:43,905
- Hey.

1507
01:03:47,023 --> 01:03:48,190
- Oh hi there.

1508
01:03:51,576 --> 01:03:53,867
- Finally get you to myself.

1509
01:03:53,868 --> 01:03:56,951
- Yes, I was thinking the same thing.

1510
01:04:03,298 --> 01:04:05,381
(kisses)

1511
01:04:10,752 --> 01:04:13,545
(rock music)

1512
01:04:13,546 --> 01:04:15,990
(kisses)

1513
01:04:15,991 --> 01:04:18,074
(laughs)

1514
01:04:21,618 --> 01:04:22,573
Whoops!

1515
01:04:22,574 --> 01:04:24,215
- Oh, oh so romantic.

1516
01:04:24,216 --> 01:04:25,049
- What happened?

1517
01:04:25,049 --> 01:04:25,882
- I don't know.

1518
01:04:25,883 --> 01:04:28,299
(rock music)

1519
01:04:32,518 --> 01:04:35,185
(clothes splat)

1520
01:04:36,234 --> 01:04:37,163
(rock music)

1521
01:04:37,164 --> 01:04:40,496
- Hey, hey, hey, Robbie, nice going bro!

1522
01:04:43,063 --> 01:04:44,427
- Can we help you?

1523
01:04:44,428 --> 01:04:47,577
- In so many ways darling,
I'm sure that you could.

1524
01:04:47,578 --> 01:04:49,690
Yon, Yon Zamolla.

1525
01:04:49,691 --> 01:04:51,121
- What do you want Zamolla?

1526
01:04:51,122 --> 01:04:55,039
- Yes, sorry, sorry, has
anybody seen my group?

1527
01:04:55,917 --> 01:04:56,750
- What?

1528
01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:57,583
The kids?

1529
01:04:57,584 --> 01:04:59,907
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, we were
supposed to party tonight,

1530
01:04:59,908 --> 01:05:02,806
you know, shake our money makers,
toss back a brewski or two

1531
01:05:02,807 --> 01:05:05,488
and I haven't seen them all night.

1532
01:05:05,489 --> 01:05:08,906
- Yon, I haven't seen.
- Hasn't seen them.

1533
01:05:10,068 --> 01:05:11,695
- Yon?

1534
01:05:11,696 --> 01:05:15,863
- Yes, alright, I can see
that you, hm, are busy, huh?

1535
01:05:18,796 --> 01:05:23,570
Hey Robbie, you call me
and tell me all about it.

1536
01:05:23,571 --> 01:05:26,071
- There's nothing to tell Yon.

1537
01:05:32,997 --> 01:05:35,080
(laughs)

1538
01:05:36,051 --> 01:05:37,870
- [Yon] Hey are you
two going to the party?

1539
01:05:37,871 --> 01:05:38,704
- [Carrie] God!

1540
01:05:38,704 --> 01:05:39,557
- [Robbie] God damn it, Yon!

1541
01:05:39,558 --> 01:05:41,974
- Alright, alright, I get it.

1542
01:05:42,897 --> 01:05:43,979
(laughs)

1543
01:05:43,980 --> 01:05:47,480
I get it, I will leave you two kids alone.

1544
01:05:53,289 --> 01:05:56,075
- What the fuck is that guys problem?

1545
01:05:56,076 --> 01:05:56,909
- I don't know.

1546
01:05:56,910 --> 01:06:00,877
- [Yon] Don't forget,
tomorrow night, yeah?

1547
01:06:00,878 --> 01:06:04,378
Bring the ladies, tons of fun, okay, BYOB,

1548
01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:09,485
no one parties like Yon parties.

1549
01:06:09,486 --> 01:06:11,060
(laughs)

1550
01:06:11,061 --> 01:06:15,161
- I don't think he's (mumbles).

1551
01:06:15,162 --> 01:06:17,988
- [Yon] Tomorrow night, (mumbles)

1552
01:06:17,989 --> 01:06:20,489
(wood thumps)

1553
01:06:25,225 --> 01:06:29,100
- So um, we'll continue
this conversation later.

1554
01:06:29,101 --> 01:06:31,149
- Yeah, I'm just kinda drunk

1555
01:06:31,150 --> 01:06:33,900
and that really killed it for me.

1556
01:06:37,620 --> 01:06:39,093
- Sorry.

1557
01:06:39,094 --> 01:06:42,261
- [Yon] Eight or 8:30, eightish, okay.

1558
01:06:43,459 --> 01:06:44,762
- Goodnight Robbie.

1559
01:06:44,763 --> 01:06:46,263
- Goodnight Laura.

1560
01:06:48,792 --> 01:06:50,592
- [Yon] See my kids?

1561
01:06:50,593 --> 01:06:53,510
Tell them, Yon is looking for them.

1562
01:06:55,816 --> 01:06:57,914
You get that Robbie?

1563
01:06:57,915 --> 01:07:00,988
Good to meet you, Robbie's lady.

1564
01:07:00,989 --> 01:07:02,989
- Shut the fuck up, Yon!

1565
01:07:04,835 --> 01:07:07,002
- [Yon] You got it Robbie.

1566
01:07:09,034 --> 01:07:10,396
(water splashes)

1567
01:07:10,397 --> 01:07:12,980
(phone buzzes)

1568
01:07:17,105 --> 01:07:19,938
(footsteps thump)

1569
01:07:21,106 --> 01:07:21,939
- Hi.

1570
01:07:21,939 --> 01:07:22,939
- Hi.

1571
01:07:24,867 --> 01:07:25,950
Got any brew?

1572
01:07:27,124 --> 01:07:28,230
- Sure.

1573
01:07:28,231 --> 01:07:29,231
- Dark.

1574
01:07:34,130 --> 01:07:35,130
Thanks.

1575
01:07:37,402 --> 01:07:40,186
(bottle top pops)

1576
01:07:40,187 --> 01:07:41,822
I got it.

1577
01:07:41,823 --> 01:07:42,656
- Sure.

1578
01:07:42,657 --> 01:07:45,835
(bottle top pops)

1579
01:07:45,836 --> 01:07:46,669
(glasses clink)

1580
01:07:46,669 --> 01:07:47,502
Cheers.

1581
01:07:47,503 --> 01:07:48,563
- You know this reminds me of.

1582
01:07:48,564 --> 01:07:49,537
- Yeah, no, no.

1583
01:07:49,538 --> 01:07:53,120
Just cheers, do a toast,
I'm gonna kick ya.

1584
01:07:56,688 --> 01:07:57,888
(gasps)

1585
01:07:57,889 --> 01:07:58,889
- Ice cold.

1586
01:08:00,654 --> 01:08:03,154
(door knocks)

1587
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:07,390
- Hi.

1588
01:08:07,391 --> 01:08:08,960
- Hey.

1589
01:08:08,961 --> 01:08:11,077
- Sorry I took off.

1590
01:08:11,078 --> 01:08:13,505
- Oh no, I completely understand.

1591
01:08:13,506 --> 01:08:14,776
(laughs)

1592
01:08:14,777 --> 01:08:17,503
You want to grab a drink down stairs?

1593
01:08:17,504 --> 01:08:19,837
- I think I'm gonna turn in.

1594
01:08:21,533 --> 01:08:22,533
- BYOB, eh?

1595
01:08:24,055 --> 01:08:24,888
Huh?

1596
01:08:24,888 --> 01:08:25,888
Hmm?

1597
01:08:26,659 --> 01:08:30,210
You bring the drinks, I bring the party.

1598
01:08:30,211 --> 01:08:32,294
- Stop it, he's harmless.

1599
01:08:33,353 --> 01:08:35,520
- Uh, I don't think he is.

1600
01:08:36,696 --> 01:08:38,537
- Okay, ill see you tomorrow.

1601
01:08:38,538 --> 01:08:39,371
- Alright,

1602
01:08:39,371 --> 01:08:40,204
- Okay.

1603
01:08:40,204 --> 01:08:41,037
- Tomorrow.

1604
01:08:41,037 --> 01:08:41,870
- Bye.

1605
01:08:41,870 --> 01:08:42,703
- Mm.

1606
01:08:42,703 --> 01:08:43,536
- Goodnight, Robbie the writer.

1607
01:08:43,537 --> 01:08:45,235
- Goodnight, Laura.

1608
01:08:45,236 --> 01:08:48,204
(door clicks)

1609
01:08:48,205 --> 01:08:49,624
- [Robbie] We'll talk tomorrow, meh?

1610
01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:50,625
- Okay.

1611
01:08:51,777 --> 01:08:55,224
- [Robbie] We'll have fun, yeah, hmm, eh?

1612
01:08:55,225 --> 01:08:58,475
Robbie knows how to have fun, heh, heh?

1613
01:09:00,429 --> 01:09:03,429
You want fun Robbie's your man, heh?

1614
01:09:05,504 --> 01:09:10,139
No awkward hot tubbing
with Robbie, okay then,

1615
01:09:10,140 --> 01:09:12,616
heh, goodnight, heh, heh.

1616
01:09:12,617 --> 01:09:14,700
(laughs)

1617
01:09:16,707 --> 01:09:18,826
(birds caw)

1618
01:09:18,827 --> 01:09:20,927
- How'd you make you last night?

1619
01:09:20,928 --> 01:09:25,011
- Eh, could have been
better, how was your sushi?

1620
01:09:26,486 --> 01:09:27,849
- No wasabi either.

1621
01:09:27,850 --> 01:09:31,267
- Nice, not sure exactly what that means.

1622
01:09:32,945 --> 01:09:34,362
- Eh, me neither.

1623
01:09:35,224 --> 01:09:36,937
- Where's Carl, sleeping?

1624
01:09:36,938 --> 01:09:38,709
- No, he had an afternoon lunch date.

1625
01:09:38,710 --> 01:09:42,182
- Yeah a little, blue ball
relief, compliments of Fiona.

1626
01:09:42,183 --> 01:09:43,784
(laughs)

1627
01:09:43,785 --> 01:09:45,132
- Gross.

1628
01:09:45,133 --> 01:09:47,142
- Well there's the dirty little devil now.

1629
01:09:47,143 --> 01:09:51,089
- There ya go, even Carl can
find the beach at the beach.

1630
01:09:51,090 --> 01:09:52,845
- Where's he finding all these hookups?

1631
01:09:52,846 --> 01:09:54,901
- It's a Carl thing don't ask.

1632
01:09:54,902 --> 01:09:56,336
- Lotion me up.

1633
01:09:56,337 --> 01:09:57,420
- Burn bitch.

1634
01:10:00,515 --> 01:10:01,515
- Fiona.

1635
01:10:02,539 --> 01:10:04,253
- Hands are full.

1636
01:10:04,254 --> 01:10:05,921
- How was your date?

1637
01:10:08,069 --> 01:10:09,069
- Oh, oh.

1638
01:10:10,857 --> 01:10:12,480
- Good?

1639
01:10:12,481 --> 01:10:13,481
- Oh, oh.

1640
01:10:15,231 --> 01:10:17,676
- You taste so good.

1641
01:10:17,677 --> 01:10:19,252
- Oh?

1642
01:10:19,253 --> 01:10:20,253
- What?

1643
01:10:23,339 --> 01:10:24,339
Aahhh.

1644
01:10:26,067 --> 01:10:27,067
Typical.

1645
01:10:28,839 --> 01:10:30,839
I'm gonna wash my mouth.

1646
01:10:35,582 --> 01:10:37,030
- What was that?

1647
01:10:37,031 --> 01:10:39,031
- That was our boy Carl.

1648
01:10:40,675 --> 01:10:43,258
- So what are we doing tonight?

1649
01:10:46,150 --> 01:10:47,464
(laughs)

1650
01:10:47,465 --> 01:10:49,501
- Yon Zamolla's!
- Yon Zamolla's!

1651
01:10:49,502 --> 01:10:50,835
- Oh god please!

1652
01:10:53,274 --> 01:10:56,331
(door knocks)

1653
01:10:56,332 --> 01:10:58,499
- Guys, hey, welcome, huh?

1654
01:10:59,780 --> 01:11:03,147
Hey guys, bros, where's the babes?

1655
01:11:03,148 --> 01:11:04,156
- Shut up, Yon.

1656
01:11:04,157 --> 01:11:06,837
- Thought we had a deal.

1657
01:11:06,838 --> 01:11:08,420
- And you didn't bring any booze?

1658
01:11:08,421 --> 01:11:13,302
Hey come on bros, I thought
we were simpatico here, huh?

1659
01:11:13,303 --> 01:11:14,303
- Hey.

1660
01:11:15,349 --> 01:11:18,432
- You know what, alright, no problem.

1661
01:11:19,423 --> 01:11:23,006
This is Yon's party
huh, I got you covered.

1662
01:11:24,065 --> 01:11:25,702
- Thanks Yon, real sweet of you buddy.

1663
01:11:25,703 --> 01:11:29,120
- No problem guys I am glad you are here.

1664
01:11:31,303 --> 01:11:34,180
(glasses clink)

1665
01:11:34,181 --> 01:11:35,014
- So I thought you were having

1666
01:11:35,015 --> 01:11:37,233
a party here tonight, Mr. Big Time?

1667
01:11:37,234 --> 01:11:40,401
- Eh, you know, kids, they said eight,

1668
01:11:41,962 --> 01:11:43,759
maybe they meant 10, huh?

1669
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,343
(upbeat music)

1670
01:11:47,249 --> 01:11:49,800
Hey, hey, hey kids, what's going on?

1671
01:11:49,801 --> 01:11:50,951
(hands slap)

1672
01:11:50,952 --> 01:11:51,785
- Listen.

1673
01:11:51,785 --> 01:11:52,618
- Hey, what's wrong bro?

1674
01:11:52,619 --> 01:11:53,698
- In your face!

1675
01:11:53,699 --> 01:11:55,450
(laughs)

1676
01:11:55,451 --> 01:11:57,618
(gurgles)

1677
01:11:59,575 --> 01:12:00,692
- Party in my face!

1678
01:12:00,693 --> 01:12:01,526
(laughs)

1679
01:12:01,527 --> 01:12:02,586
- [Man] Hey Yon!

1680
01:12:02,587 --> 01:12:03,420
- Hey bro!

1681
01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:04,253
- Missed ya dude.

1682
01:12:04,253 --> 01:12:05,086
- I missed you.

1683
01:12:05,087 --> 01:12:06,500
(laughs)

1684
01:12:06,501 --> 01:12:08,251
- Party in your face!

1685
01:12:09,992 --> 01:12:12,073
- Hey man, thanks for letting
me party in your face.

1686
01:12:12,074 --> 01:12:14,595
- Hey, that is what my face is here for.

1687
01:12:14,596 --> 01:12:16,327
(laughs)

1688
01:12:16,328 --> 01:12:18,161
Hey, party in my face.

1689
01:12:19,835 --> 01:12:21,724
♫ I got a crown on my head

1690
01:12:21,725 --> 01:12:23,572
♫ All day and night

1691
01:12:23,573 --> 01:12:27,560
♫ Cuz karma she don't like
me when I don't play nice

1692
01:12:27,561 --> 01:12:31,078
♫ I got bruises on my
feet from petty crimes

1693
01:12:31,079 --> 01:12:33,309
♫ I'll leave your ass so
fast don't think twice

1694
01:12:33,310 --> 01:12:37,060
♫ (mumbles)

1695
01:12:41,509 --> 01:12:45,306
♫ I thought what you done is bad (mumbles)

1696
01:12:45,307 --> 01:12:47,185
♫ A train derailed from the track

1697
01:12:47,186 --> 01:12:49,245
♫ (mumbles) could it save

1698
01:12:49,246 --> 01:12:51,183
♫ I stayed inside the lines

1699
01:12:51,184 --> 01:12:55,351
♫ And had a heart attack but
I aint going back there again

1700
01:12:56,724 --> 01:12:59,456
♫ Oh oh oh

1701
01:12:59,457 --> 01:13:03,637
- That is not a band and
the music is just okay.

1702
01:13:03,638 --> 01:13:05,356
- What the hell is your idea of a band?

1703
01:13:05,357 --> 01:13:06,707
- Oh man, all the guys
you're talking about

1704
01:13:06,708 --> 01:13:08,165
they're a bunch of pussies.

1705
01:13:08,166 --> 01:13:10,655
Okay, my music has to be hard and the guys

1706
01:13:10,656 --> 01:13:12,578
playing they need to be
able to kick the living shit

1707
01:13:12,579 --> 01:13:15,239
out of me, I mean literally
like kick the living

1708
01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:16,637
shit out of me, like I should be afraid

1709
01:13:16,638 --> 01:13:18,830
to get into bar fight
with any of the members.

1710
01:13:18,831 --> 01:13:20,498
- You're funny dude.

1711
01:13:21,906 --> 01:13:24,588
(rock music)

1712
01:13:24,589 --> 01:13:27,154
(people cheer)

1713
01:13:27,155 --> 01:13:30,538
♫ You threw a stone or two
well though I didn't break

1714
01:13:30,539 --> 01:13:34,159
♫ How many times you
kick what does it take

1715
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:38,058
♫ To make me walk away from it all

1716
01:13:38,059 --> 01:13:40,672
♫ Oh oh oh

1717
01:13:40,673 --> 01:13:44,173
♫ I feel so outta control

1718
01:13:45,733 --> 01:13:48,199
- Alright, if you're such a
player, what are you doing,

1719
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:50,177
sitting here talking to me?

1720
01:13:50,178 --> 01:13:53,391
- It's playa, not
player, get it right dog.

1721
01:13:53,392 --> 01:13:56,226
- I don't care about your
gansta lingo, tough bucket,

1722
01:13:56,227 --> 01:13:58,889
which one of these bitches is yours?

1723
01:13:58,890 --> 01:14:00,350
- Shit all of them are mine,

1724
01:14:00,351 --> 01:14:02,763
been with all of them at some point.

1725
01:14:02,764 --> 01:14:06,803
- Get the fuck outta here,
you are full of shit.

1726
01:14:06,804 --> 01:14:08,529
- He's calling you out dog.

1727
01:14:08,530 --> 01:14:10,141
- [Man] Yeah, he is calling you out.

1728
01:14:10,142 --> 01:14:11,142
- Ah, what?

1729
01:14:12,397 --> 01:14:14,980
(people cheer)

1730
01:14:15,833 --> 01:14:18,130
What the fuck was that?

1731
01:14:18,131 --> 01:14:20,037
- That's a party in your face bro!

1732
01:14:20,038 --> 01:14:23,376
- I don't mind a party,
why's it gotta be in my face?

1733
01:14:23,377 --> 01:14:27,516
- I need many drinks
if we're staying here.

1734
01:14:27,517 --> 01:14:30,879
- (mumbles) they just
like to party, it's okay.

1735
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:33,069
Hey, hello ladies.

1736
01:14:33,070 --> 01:14:34,351
- Good to see you.

1737
01:14:34,352 --> 01:14:36,852
(party music)

1738
01:14:39,691 --> 01:14:43,858
- Football and basketball
and shuffle board, yeah.

1739
01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:47,410
- Shuffle board?

1740
01:14:47,411 --> 01:14:49,591
- Yeah, yeah, shuffle board.

1741
01:14:49,592 --> 01:14:51,534
- Ah, reliving the glory days?

1742
01:14:51,535 --> 01:14:53,850
- Oh yeah, I was just telling um?

1743
01:14:53,851 --> 01:14:54,684
- Susan.

1744
01:14:54,685 --> 01:14:56,675
- Susan about back in high school

1745
01:14:56,676 --> 01:14:59,222
when I played all those sports.

1746
01:14:59,223 --> 01:15:01,138
- I never heard of the last one.

1747
01:15:01,139 --> 01:15:04,418
When was this, like 20 years ago?

1748
01:15:04,419 --> 01:15:05,419
- Uh?

1749
01:15:06,540 --> 01:15:08,207
It was 12 years ago.

1750
01:15:09,868 --> 01:15:10,781
- She's gone.

1751
01:15:10,782 --> 01:15:12,448
- It's 12 years ago.

1752
01:15:14,115 --> 01:15:16,704
- I can't even talk to these young chicks.

1753
01:15:16,705 --> 01:15:19,655
Shuffleboard, I don't
even know what that is.

1754
01:15:19,656 --> 01:15:21,639
- It's that long slidey
thing at the pool hall

1755
01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:23,351
we used to play it all the time.

1756
01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:26,435
- Oh, well I actually like that game.

1757
01:15:27,759 --> 01:15:30,826
- Come on let's go do some
shots, forget about this one.

1758
01:15:30,827 --> 01:15:34,123
- I don't know, I think I'm
gonna call it a night, you know.

1759
01:15:34,124 --> 01:15:35,285
- Why you got something lined up?

1760
01:15:35,286 --> 01:15:38,203
- Well, kinda, I got a possibility.

1761
01:15:41,219 --> 01:15:44,168
- Alright, do your thing man.

1762
01:15:44,169 --> 01:15:47,086
- I'll see you later, Ian, I'm out.

1763
01:15:49,627 --> 01:15:50,595
(rock music)

1764
01:15:50,596 --> 01:15:52,975
♫ Me or myself, kiss and
tell, take the stairs

1765
01:15:52,976 --> 01:15:56,775
♫ (Mumbles) my belly if
I'm around I will answer

1766
01:15:56,776 --> 01:15:58,486
♫ Love to let you in, pour some gin,

1767
01:15:58,487 --> 01:15:59,604
♫ Lay you back

1768
01:15:59,605 --> 01:16:01,605
(spews)

1769
01:16:04,943 --> 01:16:09,110
♫ It took a little while to
realize that my sky was falling

1770
01:16:10,632 --> 01:16:12,240
- I get all kinds of
benefits from hanging out

1771
01:16:12,241 --> 01:16:13,586
with these kids, huh?

1772
01:16:13,587 --> 01:16:15,982
- They seem like good
kids, normal college kids.

1773
01:16:15,983 --> 01:16:17,751
Why would you take
advantage of them like that?

1774
01:16:17,752 --> 01:16:18,752
- Whoa.

1775
01:16:20,267 --> 01:16:23,134
Bro, I provide them with a service, huh?

1776
01:16:23,135 --> 01:16:26,257
They want alcohol and drugs
and I get it for them,

1777
01:16:26,258 --> 01:16:28,447
they want a safe place to
party and I provide it,

1778
01:16:28,448 --> 01:16:29,913
I take care of them.

1779
01:16:29,914 --> 01:16:33,006
- So what you do this for
a little coin and company?

1780
01:16:33,007 --> 01:16:35,021
I don't quite get it.

1781
01:16:35,022 --> 01:16:36,355
- A little coin?

1782
01:16:37,757 --> 01:16:41,924
My man, you've got the wrong
idea about Yon Zamolla.

1783
01:16:47,592 --> 01:16:51,759
These kids come from upper
middle class families and higher,

1784
01:16:55,808 --> 01:16:59,975
money means nothing to
them, cash and credit cards

1785
01:17:02,195 --> 01:17:05,945
flow freely and my
services do no come cheap.

1786
01:17:09,372 --> 01:17:12,085
- Come on let's hear it.

1787
01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:13,340
- What?

1788
01:17:13,341 --> 01:17:14,341
- What else?

1789
01:17:15,835 --> 01:17:20,002
- Well as you said, I do
occasionally get a little something

1790
01:17:23,278 --> 01:17:25,073
more than company.

1791
01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:26,074
- Yeah, and?

1792
01:17:28,418 --> 01:17:32,585
- And, these girls get
incredibly fucked up sometimes,

1793
01:17:35,583 --> 01:17:38,750
and sometimes they do some crazy shit.

1794
01:17:42,628 --> 01:17:45,389
- Well on of these days, the
father of one of these kids

1795
01:17:45,390 --> 01:17:47,244
is probably gonna catch wind of you

1796
01:17:47,245 --> 01:17:50,015
and bury you in a hole somewhere.

1797
01:17:50,016 --> 01:17:51,016
- Hmm?

1798
01:17:52,870 --> 01:17:53,870
Yeah.

1799
01:17:55,402 --> 01:17:59,689
But until then, I'm
going to keep my fingers

1800
01:17:59,690 --> 01:18:02,023
in their tight little asses.

1801
01:18:03,347 --> 01:18:04,347
Huh, huh?

1802
01:18:05,578 --> 01:18:07,661
(laughs)

1803
01:18:10,064 --> 01:18:12,397
- (Mumbles)

1804
01:18:14,437 --> 01:18:17,466
And we need two good looking men.

1805
01:18:17,467 --> 01:18:18,724
- Good looking men!

1806
01:18:18,725 --> 01:18:20,248
- No, I don't mean, like find them.

1807
01:18:20,249 --> 01:18:21,082
- Boys!

1808
01:18:21,082 --> 01:18:22,064
- No, not our boys!

1809
01:18:22,065 --> 01:18:23,968
- Robbie, Ian!

1810
01:18:23,969 --> 01:18:25,053
Come over here!

1811
01:18:25,054 --> 01:18:28,093
- Ugh, (mumbles) new guys.

1812
01:18:28,094 --> 01:18:29,182
(laughs)

1813
01:18:29,183 --> 01:18:31,600
- [Ian] What do we have here?

1814
01:18:33,231 --> 01:18:36,113
- That guy is like really super nuts.

1815
01:18:36,114 --> 01:18:40,768
- Yeah I kind of admire him,
I think he's an entrepreneur.

1816
01:18:40,769 --> 01:18:44,605
- Good, focus here, I
have rules to this, focus.

1817
01:18:44,606 --> 01:18:46,259
- [Ian] You have rules?

1818
01:18:46,260 --> 01:18:49,510
- Shot, lemon, neck, salt, lick, drink.

1819
01:18:52,442 --> 01:18:53,682
- In that order?

1820
01:18:53,683 --> 01:18:54,970
- Just, come on.

1821
01:18:54,971 --> 01:18:57,804
(seductive music)

1822
01:18:58,795 --> 01:19:02,212
Eww, fucking party in your own face, eww!

1823
01:19:03,536 --> 01:19:05,889
Give me my shot, dick!

1824
01:19:05,890 --> 01:19:07,428
- What the hell did you do man?

1825
01:19:07,429 --> 01:19:09,049
- [Ian] I don't know but I
think I like her more now.

1826
01:19:09,050 --> 01:19:11,753
(laughs)

1827
01:19:11,754 --> 01:19:13,043
- I think you met your match Ian.

1828
01:19:13,044 --> 01:19:14,881
(laughs)

1829
01:19:14,882 --> 01:19:17,549
- [Ian] I'll see you kids later.

1830
01:19:20,941 --> 01:19:22,391
- So you girls sure you're not gonna stay

1831
01:19:22,392 --> 01:19:26,564
and have one more drink
with Yon before you go, huh?

1832
01:19:26,565 --> 01:19:27,724
- No, I don't think so

1833
01:19:27,725 --> 01:19:30,012
- Kerry, can we leave?

1834
01:19:30,013 --> 01:19:33,997
- Here we go, a little game of eight ball

1835
01:19:33,998 --> 01:19:36,051
before you leave huh?

1836
01:19:36,052 --> 01:19:37,483
- I don't even know what that means.

1837
01:19:37,484 --> 01:19:38,980
- Kerry we're leaving.

1838
01:19:38,981 --> 01:19:41,564
(techno music)

1839
01:19:54,046 --> 01:19:56,713
(insects chirp)

1840
01:20:00,485 --> 01:20:02,444
(door knocks)

1841
01:20:02,445 --> 01:20:03,945
- [Woman] Come in.

1842
01:20:06,876 --> 01:20:07,802
- Hi.

1843
01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:09,379
I'm Carl.

1844
01:20:09,380 --> 01:20:10,847
- [Woman] Shut the door.

1845
01:20:10,848 --> 01:20:11,848
- Okay.

1846
01:20:15,286 --> 01:20:17,060
- [Woman] Take your clothes off.

1847
01:20:17,061 --> 01:20:18,394
- I can do that.

1848
01:20:30,512 --> 01:20:32,380
A nice place.

1849
01:20:32,381 --> 01:20:33,753
- Do you think I'm pretty.

1850
01:20:33,754 --> 01:20:37,293
- Um, yeah, I mean I can't
really see you very well

1851
01:20:37,294 --> 01:20:38,933
it's kinda dark in here.

1852
01:20:38,934 --> 01:20:42,684
- Come here put your
fingers through my hair.

1853
01:20:48,085 --> 01:20:51,168
- It's um, it's very soft, it's nice.

1854
01:20:53,659 --> 01:20:56,326
So uh, what do you wanna do now?

1855
01:20:57,216 --> 01:21:00,318
- [Woman] Now I'm gonna
fuck you with my wiener.

1856
01:21:00,319 --> 01:21:01,319
- Wait what?

1857
01:21:05,523 --> 01:21:07,106
- I said.

1858
01:21:07,107 --> 01:21:09,903
- [Recording] I'm gonna
fuck you with my wiener.

1859
01:21:09,904 --> 01:21:11,951
♫ Naught naughty naughty

1860
01:21:11,952 --> 01:21:12,873
- No, no, no, no, no.

1861
01:21:12,874 --> 01:21:14,577
- Get you little ass back here.

1862
01:21:14,578 --> 01:21:15,476
- Ah!

1863
01:21:15,476 --> 01:21:16,476
Ah!

1864
01:21:18,025 --> 01:21:18,969
Ugh.

1865
01:21:18,970 --> 01:21:22,428
♫ Naughty naught naughty

1866
01:21:22,429 --> 01:21:23,429
Ah.

1867
01:21:24,154 --> 01:21:25,371
(body thuds)

1868
01:21:25,372 --> 01:21:27,586
(body thuds)

1869
01:21:27,587 --> 01:21:29,670
- Wiener, wiener, wiener.

1870
01:21:30,650 --> 01:21:34,817
♫ Naughty naughty naughty
kiss my naughty naughty

1871
01:21:36,822 --> 01:21:38,655
♫ Ass

1872
01:21:39,776 --> 01:21:43,276
- Just tired of all the bullshit you know.

1873
01:21:44,694 --> 01:21:47,916
The partying and drinking all night

1874
01:21:47,917 --> 01:21:51,984
and working just enough
to go out the next day.

1875
01:21:51,985 --> 01:21:53,889
Just tiresome.

1876
01:21:53,890 --> 01:21:56,948
- Maybe you can look for a new job.

1877
01:21:56,949 --> 01:21:59,277
You're getting writing jobs now.

1878
01:21:59,278 --> 01:22:03,503
- I don't know, it's not so
easy to make a change like that.

1879
01:22:03,504 --> 01:22:04,754
- It's a start.

1880
01:22:08,985 --> 01:22:10,568
- I like you Laura.

1881
01:22:12,044 --> 01:22:14,127
- I like you too, Robbie.

1882
01:22:16,422 --> 01:22:20,057
Maybe we can hang out
when we get back home?

1883
01:22:20,058 --> 01:22:21,366
- I hope so.

1884
01:22:21,367 --> 01:22:23,450
(laughs)

1885
01:22:24,506 --> 01:22:27,506
- Don't eat it, carbs are the enemy.

1886
01:22:28,407 --> 01:22:30,574
(mumbles)

1887
01:22:32,997 --> 01:22:35,414
(door opens)

1888
01:22:36,885 --> 01:22:37,718
- [Kerry] Hey Carl.

1889
01:22:37,718 --> 01:22:38,718
- Hey.

1890
01:22:40,807 --> 01:22:42,664
- [Carrie] God, Carl, what happened?

1891
01:22:42,665 --> 01:22:44,755
- It's not a big deal.

1892
01:22:44,756 --> 01:22:46,916
- It looks like a big deal
to me, you're bleeding.

1893
01:22:46,917 --> 01:22:48,181
- Ah.

1894
01:22:48,182 --> 01:22:49,410
- Oh my god, sit down.

1895
01:22:49,411 --> 01:22:50,244
- Okay.

1896
01:22:50,245 --> 01:22:55,096
- Oh my god, you're a mess,
you're really bleeding.

1897
01:22:55,097 --> 01:22:56,621
- I think I got jumped.

1898
01:22:56,622 --> 01:22:59,013
- You think you got jumped?

1899
01:22:59,014 --> 01:23:00,424
- Well.

1900
01:23:00,425 --> 01:23:02,561
- Oh my god, um.

1901
01:23:02,562 --> 01:23:04,812
- Carl, buddy, you're back.

1902
01:23:05,918 --> 01:23:06,751
- Oh, hey.

1903
01:23:06,751 --> 01:23:07,751
- Um.

1904
01:23:09,184 --> 01:23:11,423
- The fuck happened?

1905
01:23:11,424 --> 01:23:13,007
- A fucked up date.

1906
01:23:14,475 --> 01:23:16,571
- Some chick did this to you?

1907
01:23:16,572 --> 01:23:20,405
- Yeah, no, no, I don't
really know, actually.

1908
01:23:21,927 --> 01:23:22,927
- Robbie!

1909
01:23:24,571 --> 01:23:26,738
- Um I'll go get some ice.

1910
01:23:29,489 --> 01:23:31,656
- [Ian] Robbie, come here!

1911
01:23:38,543 --> 01:23:39,543
- What's up?

1912
01:23:40,790 --> 01:23:43,677
Oh shit man, are you alright?

1913
01:23:43,678 --> 01:23:45,561
- It's just some cuts and bruises.

1914
01:23:45,562 --> 01:23:46,395
- What the fuck happened?

1915
01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:47,910
- Some freak beat the shit out of him.

1916
01:23:47,911 --> 01:23:49,870
- This is one of those
internet dates again?

1917
01:23:49,871 --> 01:23:50,704
- Let me see.

1918
01:23:50,705 --> 01:23:51,938
- You need to take us here now.

1919
01:23:51,939 --> 01:23:53,185
- Look, I don't even
know if the guy is there

1920
01:23:53,186 --> 01:23:54,112
anymore alright?

1921
01:23:54,113 --> 01:23:56,146
- We'll just go and we'll find out okay?

1922
01:23:56,147 --> 01:23:58,095
- That's nuts, what are you
going to do, go beat him up?

1923
01:23:58,096 --> 01:23:59,564
- No, I'm gonna buy him an ice cream cone.

1924
01:23:59,565 --> 01:24:00,451
- What is your problem?

1925
01:24:00,452 --> 01:24:03,265
We don't know the guy,
what if he has a gun?

1926
01:24:03,266 --> 01:24:04,163
- Ow.

1927
01:24:04,164 --> 01:24:07,348
- Look we're wasting time, let's go.

1928
01:24:07,349 --> 01:24:09,403
- Robbie you can't do
this, this is the opposite

1929
01:24:09,404 --> 01:24:10,847
of everything that you want right now.

1930
01:24:10,848 --> 01:24:11,753
- You don't understand, they're gonna go

1931
01:24:11,754 --> 01:24:15,920
with or without me, I'm not
gonna abandon my friends.

1932
01:24:17,699 --> 01:24:19,394
I have to go.

1933
01:24:19,395 --> 01:24:22,150
- Come one we're wasting time, let's go.

1934
01:24:22,151 --> 01:24:23,151
Let's go!

1935
01:24:24,935 --> 01:24:26,503
(door slams)

1936
01:24:26,504 --> 01:24:29,337
(slow rock music)

1937
01:24:31,646 --> 01:24:33,563
- [Carl] So this is it.

1938
01:24:35,686 --> 01:24:39,610
- [Ian] This is a very
nice place there Carl.

1939
01:24:39,611 --> 01:24:42,357
- [Carl] Yeah well, like you guys said,

1940
01:24:42,358 --> 01:24:43,500
something like this was bound to happen

1941
01:24:43,501 --> 01:24:45,276
sooner or later.

1942
01:24:45,277 --> 01:24:47,699
(engine hums)

1943
01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:48,533
Oh shit.

1944
01:24:48,533 --> 01:24:49,366
- [Ian] That's the guy?

1945
01:24:49,367 --> 01:24:51,225
- [Carl] That's the guy.

1946
01:24:51,226 --> 01:24:52,766
- [Ian] You failed to mention this

1947
01:24:52,767 --> 01:24:55,089
guy's the top of the food chain, Carl.

1948
01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:56,763
- [Robbie] Alright so what's the plan?

1949
01:24:56,764 --> 01:24:57,894
- [Carl] I got an ice scraper.

1950
01:24:57,895 --> 01:24:59,624
- [Ian] Fuck it man, there's three of us,

1951
01:24:59,625 --> 01:25:01,814
hey we can handle the big boy.

1952
01:25:01,815 --> 01:25:03,482
Come on let's do it.

1953
01:25:13,188 --> 01:25:14,514
- Carl?

1954
01:25:14,515 --> 01:25:15,847
(laughs)

1955
01:25:15,848 --> 01:25:17,937
- Choke him out, changed
my mind, you choke him out.

1956
01:25:17,938 --> 01:25:19,188
- [Man] Back for more huh?

1957
01:25:19,189 --> 01:25:20,351
- Robbie, why?

1958
01:25:20,352 --> 01:25:22,791
- I can't even get my
hands up to his shoulders.

1959
01:25:22,792 --> 01:25:23,800
- Fight or flight.

1960
01:25:23,801 --> 01:25:25,134
Fight or flight.

1961
01:25:28,622 --> 01:25:29,674
- Sorry about your head.

1962
01:25:29,675 --> 01:25:31,232
(hard rock music)

1963
01:25:31,233 --> 01:25:32,066
(laughs)

1964
01:25:32,067 --> 01:25:34,917
(body thuds)

1965
01:25:34,918 --> 01:25:37,003
(body thuds)

1966
01:25:37,004 --> 01:25:39,330
(growls)

1967
01:25:39,331 --> 01:25:40,331
- Ah!

1968
01:25:42,253 --> 01:25:44,670
(rock thuds)

1969
01:25:45,986 --> 01:25:48,403
(body thuds)

1970
01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:53,539
(body thuds)

1971
01:25:53,540 --> 01:25:54,540
- Ian, no!

1972
01:25:58,802 --> 01:26:00,093
(sirens blare)

1973
01:26:00,094 --> 01:26:01,511
- Guys, let's go.

1974
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:05,833
(squeaks)

1975
01:26:05,834 --> 01:26:07,365
- Jesus.

1976
01:26:07,366 --> 01:26:08,366
- Sorry.

1977
01:26:09,965 --> 01:26:11,053
(gasps)

1978
01:26:11,054 --> 01:26:11,898
Mur moor me moor.

1979
01:26:11,899 --> 01:26:14,637
(door squeaks)

1980
01:26:14,638 --> 01:26:16,161
- What the fuck was that man?

1981
01:26:16,162 --> 01:26:17,427
- What, what?

1982
01:26:17,428 --> 01:26:18,295
- What?

1983
01:26:18,296 --> 01:26:19,752
You went into psycho mode back there,

1984
01:26:19,753 --> 01:26:21,974
you woulda fucking
probably killed the guy.

1985
01:26:21,975 --> 01:26:22,977
- Oh what happened?

1986
01:26:22,978 --> 01:26:24,783
- He'll be fine, just
shut the fuck up, Robbie.

1987
01:26:24,784 --> 01:26:26,651
- Yeah, he'll be eating solid
food by the end of the week.

1988
01:26:26,652 --> 01:26:28,680
- How the fuck is that funny man?

1989
01:26:28,681 --> 01:26:31,439
In the least fucking possible
way, how is that funny?

1990
01:26:31,440 --> 01:26:33,330
- Because he got what
he deserved that's how.

1991
01:26:33,331 --> 01:26:35,156
- Overboard man, okay, you would've killed

1992
01:26:35,157 --> 01:26:37,896
the fucking guy if I wouldn't
have fucking stopped you.

1993
01:26:37,897 --> 01:26:39,433
- Okay, I get this,
gotta show off in front

1994
01:26:39,434 --> 01:26:40,381
of the little girlfriend.

1995
01:26:40,382 --> 01:26:43,400
- Look who's talking, you are
the fucking king of show off.

1996
01:26:43,401 --> 01:26:45,628
You knew god damn well I came here to work

1997
01:26:45,629 --> 01:26:48,240
and you turn it into one of
your god damn fucking parties.

1998
01:26:48,241 --> 01:26:50,360
- You know I don't know if
you've ever noticed Robbie,

1999
01:26:50,361 --> 01:26:51,963
while you got your nose
in the fucking note book

2000
01:26:51,964 --> 01:26:54,095
all the time, but you have absolutely

2001
01:26:54,096 --> 01:26:58,150
zero fucking fun in your life
if I didn't arrange for it.

2002
01:26:58,151 --> 01:27:00,475
- What do you mean by that,
arranging, arrange what?

2003
01:27:00,476 --> 01:27:02,490
Ian, you wanna tell everybody else?

2004
01:27:02,491 --> 01:27:04,653
- Yeah fine, this whole
thing, yeah, I fucking

2005
01:27:04,654 --> 01:27:08,338
arranged it fine, what's your
fucking problem with that

2006
01:27:08,339 --> 01:27:09,172
buddy, huh?

2007
01:27:09,173 --> 01:27:11,033
(claps)

2008
01:27:11,034 --> 01:27:12,534
- You set this up?

2009
01:27:13,685 --> 01:27:15,313
Through your friend who owns the place?

2010
01:27:15,314 --> 01:27:16,147
(gasps)

2011
01:27:16,147 --> 01:27:17,147
- Lester!

2012
01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:19,850
Lester, that's right.

2013
01:27:20,948 --> 01:27:24,615
- Fuck you Ian, and I
still smell like fish.

2014
01:27:26,931 --> 01:27:28,598
- Yeah fuck you Ian.

2015
01:27:31,884 --> 01:27:33,040
(door slams)

2016
01:27:33,041 --> 01:27:35,091
(people mutter)

2017
01:27:35,092 --> 01:27:36,092
- Ugh.

2018
01:27:39,671 --> 01:27:42,917
Thank you Ian, I don't know what everybody

2019
01:27:42,918 --> 01:27:47,765
else's problem is, oh shit,
new lighthouse documentary

2020
01:27:47,766 --> 01:27:48,766
is on again.

2021
01:27:55,483 --> 01:27:58,088
(stuff rattles)

2022
01:27:58,089 --> 01:28:00,005
We can watch sports instead if you want.

2023
01:28:00,006 --> 01:28:02,339
(birds caw)

2024
01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:05,708
(sirens blare)

2025
01:28:05,709 --> 01:28:08,209
(frogs croak)

2026
01:28:09,586 --> 01:28:12,169
(sirens blare)

2027
01:28:14,382 --> 01:28:17,285
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,

2028
01:28:17,286 --> 01:28:20,184
shit, ah, this is all my fault, and I've

2029
01:28:20,185 --> 01:28:22,138
got the worst morning wood
that just won't go away.

2030
01:28:22,139 --> 01:28:23,671
- Holy shit, Carl, put that thing away.

2031
01:28:23,672 --> 01:28:24,505
- Fuck me.

2032
01:28:24,506 --> 01:28:26,117
- Ugh, oh!

2033
01:28:26,118 --> 01:28:27,726
- Sorry, dog, I didn't mean
to hit you with my dick.

2034
01:28:27,727 --> 01:28:29,207
- Put that fucking thing away.

2035
01:28:29,208 --> 01:28:32,988
- [Ian] Christ, Robbie you alright man?

2036
01:28:32,989 --> 01:28:33,989
- Yeah.

2037
01:28:34,777 --> 01:28:35,777
- Guys!

2038
01:28:37,381 --> 01:28:38,633
There are not here for you.

2039
01:28:38,634 --> 01:28:40,510
Cops are across the street.

2040
01:28:40,511 --> 01:28:42,962
- Oh maybe, they have the wrong house.

2041
01:28:42,963 --> 01:28:44,316
- Maybe they're setting up for an ambush.

2042
01:28:44,317 --> 01:28:45,337
- [Carl] Maybe if I start crying

2043
01:28:45,338 --> 01:28:47,264
I can get rid of this boner.

2044
01:28:47,265 --> 01:28:49,270
- You guys, I think they're here for Yon.

2045
01:28:49,271 --> 01:28:50,271
- What?

2046
01:28:54,029 --> 01:28:54,862
- Carl!

2047
01:28:54,863 --> 01:28:56,142
You're poking me!

2048
01:28:56,143 --> 01:28:56,976
Gross!

2049
01:28:56,977 --> 01:28:58,414
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.

2050
01:28:58,415 --> 01:29:00,688
(groans)

2051
01:29:00,689 --> 01:29:01,689
- Eh, eh?

2052
01:29:02,660 --> 01:29:04,103
- You know guys I think it's safe to say

2053
01:29:04,104 --> 01:29:04,973
they're here for your buddy.

2054
01:29:04,974 --> 01:29:07,390
(Taser zaps)

2055
01:29:08,230 --> 01:29:09,960
- [Group] Oh!

2056
01:29:09,961 --> 01:29:10,794
- He's doing the Zamolla.

2057
01:29:10,795 --> 01:29:12,961
(gargles)

2058
01:29:17,248 --> 01:29:18,710
(Taser zaps)

2059
01:29:18,711 --> 01:29:19,968
- [Group] Oh!

2060
01:29:19,969 --> 01:29:21,537
- They tased him.

2061
01:29:21,538 --> 01:29:22,538
- Uggggh!

2062
01:29:23,650 --> 01:29:24,727
(body thuds)

2063
01:29:24,728 --> 01:29:27,921
- Well, that's it, Yon just
got a party in his face.

2064
01:29:27,922 --> 01:29:29,040
- Oh good show.

2065
01:29:29,041 --> 01:29:30,668
- Did I start crying yet?

2066
01:29:30,669 --> 01:29:32,552
- Yes, and you still have a boner.

2067
01:29:32,553 --> 01:29:33,553
- Damn it!

2068
01:29:39,761 --> 01:29:42,737
- Oh my god, do you guys
see what's going on outside?

2069
01:29:42,738 --> 01:29:44,040
- Yeah.
- What's it all about?

2070
01:29:44,041 --> 01:29:46,383
- Okay, so apparently all
of those college kids,

2071
01:29:46,384 --> 01:29:48,637
are all actually really
still in high school.

2072
01:29:48,638 --> 01:29:49,471
- Oh!

2073
01:29:49,471 --> 01:29:50,304
- High school?

2074
01:29:50,304 --> 01:29:51,137
- Damn.

2075
01:29:51,137 --> 01:29:51,970
- Well, then.

2076
01:29:51,970 --> 01:29:52,803
- Dodged a bullet there.

2077
01:29:52,803 --> 01:29:53,636
(laughs)

2078
01:29:53,636 --> 01:29:54,580
- And detective Dan that Yon is wanted

2079
01:29:54,581 --> 01:29:56,415
for a whole nother list of charges

2080
01:29:56,416 --> 01:29:58,833
which include statutory rape.

2081
01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:02,323
- Damn.

2082
01:30:02,324 --> 01:30:04,900
- Delinquency of a minor,

2083
01:30:04,901 --> 01:30:08,901
I don't know what that
one is, drug trafficking,

2084
01:30:10,167 --> 01:30:11,469
sodomy.

2085
01:30:11,470 --> 01:30:13,232
- That's a good one,
I kinda like that one.

2086
01:30:13,233 --> 01:30:16,742
- I know Carl, I like that one
too, but it's still illegal.

2087
01:30:16,743 --> 01:30:18,076
- Anything else?

2088
01:30:19,463 --> 01:30:23,296
- Oh yes, and possession
of child pornography.

2089
01:30:24,323 --> 01:30:25,156
- Oh!

2090
01:30:25,157 --> 01:30:27,444
- Oh that's a big one.

2091
01:30:27,445 --> 01:30:31,514
- Uncle took pictures of
me and my cousin once.

2092
01:30:31,515 --> 01:30:33,673
- How do you make that go away.

2093
01:30:33,674 --> 01:30:35,256
- I'm sorry, I have a magazine

2094
01:30:35,257 --> 01:30:37,376
for these kinds of emergencies.

2095
01:30:37,377 --> 01:30:39,215
- Anyway, there were a few more charges,

2096
01:30:39,216 --> 01:30:40,818
but I can't remember all of them.

2097
01:30:40,819 --> 01:30:41,819
- Oh.

2098
01:30:43,297 --> 01:30:44,223
- Wow.

2099
01:30:44,224 --> 01:30:46,306
- Yeah, breakfast anyone?

2100
01:30:47,779 --> 01:30:50,854
- I really think we should hit the road.

2101
01:30:50,855 --> 01:30:52,970
- Dude, we're in the clear.

2102
01:30:52,971 --> 01:30:54,585
- [Robbie] I think we're done here.

2103
01:30:54,586 --> 01:30:56,622
- I think we all are.

2104
01:30:56,623 --> 01:30:57,905
- You're leaving too?

2105
01:30:57,906 --> 01:30:59,065
- I'm already packed.

2106
01:30:59,066 --> 01:30:59,899
(monkey calls)

2107
01:30:59,900 --> 01:31:02,184
- Spend a night at a nice hotel,

2108
01:31:02,185 --> 01:31:06,185
but I'm not spending
another night here, no way.

2109
01:31:07,319 --> 01:31:08,902
- This is bullshit.

2110
01:31:09,930 --> 01:31:11,794
Look if we leave now, like this,

2111
01:31:11,795 --> 01:31:15,451
we're all gonna remember
this as a shitty trip.

2112
01:31:15,452 --> 01:31:17,864
Stay, it's all passing then be cool.

2113
01:31:17,865 --> 01:31:18,865
- Hmm?

2114
01:31:21,768 --> 01:31:23,926
- It's the beach for god's sake.

2115
01:31:23,927 --> 01:31:28,094
- It might be cool, but I
think we're just done here.

2116
01:31:29,243 --> 01:31:31,999
- Hey guys, I just got
a message from Nikki,

2117
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:35,132
her grandmother died, I think
she wants us to come home

2118
01:31:35,133 --> 01:31:36,977
as soon as we can.

2119
01:31:36,978 --> 01:31:39,461
- I think she wants
you to come back buddy.

2120
01:31:39,462 --> 01:31:41,575
- [Carl] Really?

2121
01:31:41,576 --> 01:31:44,760
- I think that settles it, let's go.

2122
01:31:44,761 --> 01:31:49,580
- Really, fine, perfect end
right, like a bad massage.

2123
01:31:49,581 --> 01:31:50,967
- A bad massage.

2124
01:31:50,968 --> 01:31:52,928
- Yeah, one without a happy ending.

2125
01:31:52,929 --> 01:31:55,821
- That's a real massage you jerk off.

2126
01:31:55,822 --> 01:31:58,232
- Fiona please, can we
at least try and end this

2127
01:31:58,233 --> 01:31:59,090
as friends.

2128
01:31:59,091 --> 01:32:02,090
- Whatever, just as long as it ends.

2129
01:32:03,157 --> 01:32:03,990
- Group hug?

2130
01:32:03,990 --> 01:32:04,823
- No.

2131
01:32:04,824 --> 01:32:06,602
- [Ian] I'm good.

2132
01:32:06,603 --> 01:32:08,533
- I'll give you a hug Carl.

2133
01:32:08,534 --> 01:32:10,117
- Thank you, Kerry.

2134
01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:16,665
- Part of me will always be inside you.

2135
01:32:16,666 --> 01:32:20,833
♫ I've known it from the
moment that I saw your face

2136
01:32:22,553 --> 01:32:26,720
♫ All the ink that lined the
page before has washed away

2137
01:32:28,754 --> 01:32:32,921
♫ All my selfish needs would cease to be

2138
01:32:34,173 --> 01:32:37,506
♫ When you looked at me

2139
01:32:41,212 --> 01:32:45,379
♫ Regrettably I fight the
urges that I had locked inside

2140
01:32:47,718 --> 01:32:51,885
♫ All caught up in tragedy
and how to nurse my pride

2141
01:32:54,044 --> 01:32:58,211
♫ I wish I could see these things you see

2142
01:32:59,435 --> 01:33:01,197
♫ When you looked at me

2143
01:33:01,198 --> 01:33:03,311
- Call me when you get home?

2144
01:33:03,312 --> 01:33:07,639
- Yeah, I don't know if
that's a great idea, Robbie.

2145
01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:10,380
- I thought you might say that.

2146
01:33:10,381 --> 01:33:12,478
- I just think you have some things to fix

2147
01:33:12,479 --> 01:33:15,807
and maybe some growing up to do.

2148
01:33:15,808 --> 01:33:19,975
- That saddens me, I'm
saddened, but it's good though.

2149
01:33:23,265 --> 01:33:25,792
As long as I don't end up
like that guy in the movie.

2150
01:33:25,793 --> 01:33:28,189
- What you mean the bloody
masturbatory suicide?

2151
01:33:28,190 --> 01:33:29,023
- Yeah.

2152
01:33:29,024 --> 01:33:30,172
- Yeah I don't recommend that.

2153
01:33:30,173 --> 01:33:33,827
- You're probably right,
I'll try and avoid it.

2154
01:33:33,828 --> 01:33:36,336
- Think you're gonna be fine, Robbie.

2155
01:33:36,337 --> 01:33:37,869
Just think you need to figure it out

2156
01:33:37,870 --> 01:33:41,359
what it is you want to accomplish
in this life, you know?

2157
01:33:41,360 --> 01:33:43,860
- I always wished that for me.

2158
01:33:45,948 --> 01:33:47,454
(kisses)

2159
01:33:47,455 --> 01:33:48,978
I had fun though.

2160
01:33:48,979 --> 01:33:50,812
- Yeah, I had fun too.

2161
01:33:53,578 --> 01:33:55,816
- [Narrator] Laura did
call me a few days later,

2162
01:33:55,817 --> 01:33:58,562
I went to visit her several
times and she came to visit

2163
01:33:58,563 --> 01:34:02,063
me some, but we eventually just faded out.

2164
01:34:06,241 --> 01:34:08,609
The car ride home was pretty quiet, except

2165
01:34:08,610 --> 01:34:11,205
for a lengthy explanation
to Carl that Nikki

2166
01:34:11,206 --> 01:34:15,094
was wanting more than just
a friendship from him.

2167
01:34:15,095 --> 01:34:18,019
- You mean like with benefits?

2168
01:34:18,020 --> 01:34:20,183
- [Narrator] I think he eventually got it.

2169
01:34:20,184 --> 01:34:22,002
It's hard to tell with that guy.

2170
01:34:22,003 --> 01:34:25,728
(slow guitar music)

2171
01:34:25,729 --> 01:34:27,631
When we got home that afternoon, we drove

2172
01:34:27,632 --> 01:34:29,549
right to Nikki's house.

2173
01:34:41,220 --> 01:34:44,578
Ian and I left after a little while,

2174
01:34:44,579 --> 01:34:45,829
Carl never did.

2175
01:34:54,656 --> 01:34:58,912
A few years later and
Carl still hasn't left,

2176
01:34:58,913 --> 01:35:03,882
not that they didn't have their
share of issues to overcome.

2177
01:35:03,883 --> 01:35:05,883
(moans)

2178
01:35:12,672 --> 01:35:13,951
- Talk dirty to me.

2179
01:35:13,952 --> 01:35:15,446
- What?

2180
01:35:15,447 --> 01:35:16,760
- Come on say something nasty.

2181
01:35:16,761 --> 01:35:17,761
- Uh.

2182
01:35:18,733 --> 01:35:20,816
(kisses)

2183
01:35:22,547 --> 01:35:23,580
- Come on.

2184
01:35:23,581 --> 01:35:25,664
(laughs)

2185
01:35:27,626 --> 01:35:31,793
- Okay, ooh, I got one, um,
I'm gonna fuck you so hard,

2186
01:35:34,256 --> 01:35:38,006
you're grandma's gonna
feel it, the dead one.

2187
01:35:39,619 --> 01:35:40,952
- Oh my god.

2188
01:35:40,953 --> 01:35:42,291
- What?
- That was terrible.

2189
01:35:42,292 --> 01:35:44,880
- No wait, hold on a second.

2190
01:35:44,881 --> 01:35:45,714
- I can't.

2191
01:35:45,714 --> 01:35:46,547
- You said she didn't even
leave you anything in the will.

2192
01:35:46,547 --> 01:35:47,380
- Stop.

2193
01:35:47,380 --> 01:35:48,213
- No.

2194
01:35:48,213 --> 01:35:49,046
- What?

2195
01:35:49,046 --> 01:35:49,879
- It was like.

2196
01:35:49,879 --> 01:35:50,712
- Oh my god.

2197
01:35:50,712 --> 01:35:51,545
- There was a love fuck for you.

2198
01:35:51,545 --> 01:35:52,378
- Just get it out of my head.
- It was a hate fuck for her,

2199
01:35:52,378 --> 01:35:53,211
but everybody gets.
- Stop, stop talking Carl.

2200
01:35:53,212 --> 01:35:54,490
- No, okay, she can't feel anything,

2201
01:35:54,491 --> 01:35:55,339
she's dead.
- Stop talking!

2202
01:35:55,339 --> 01:35:56,172
Stop!

2203
01:35:56,173 --> 01:35:58,081
- [Narrator] She had her
work cut out for her,

2204
01:35:58,082 --> 01:36:01,097
I guess she needed a project to work on.

2205
01:36:01,098 --> 01:36:03,453
I eventually finished the writing gig,

2206
01:36:03,454 --> 01:36:05,900
he needed me to write
in order to be my agent.

2207
01:36:05,901 --> 01:36:06,734
- That's two weeks late.

2208
01:36:06,734 --> 01:36:07,567
- [Narrator] So I wrote.

2209
01:36:07,567 --> 01:36:08,567
- Eeeh!

2210
01:36:09,277 --> 01:36:13,184
- [Narrator] But I never
wrote greeting cards.

2211
01:36:13,185 --> 01:36:17,017
It took awhile, but I finished the book,

2212
01:36:17,018 --> 01:36:19,568
it got a reasonable first print,

2213
01:36:19,569 --> 01:36:21,761
maybe it'll get a second print,

2214
01:36:21,762 --> 01:36:25,490
and who knows, maybe it will
even get an option for a movie.

2215
01:36:25,491 --> 01:36:28,394
Stranger things have happened.

2216
01:36:28,395 --> 01:36:32,492
Over the next few years, Ian
remained pretty much the same,

2217
01:36:32,493 --> 01:36:35,254
that isn't a bad thing,
he's just not quite ready

2218
01:36:35,255 --> 01:36:38,821
for a change yet, I
mean who can blame him?

2219
01:36:38,822 --> 01:36:41,684
What are we in such a
hurry to grow up for?

2220
01:36:41,685 --> 01:36:45,552
Hell, Ian is happier
than most people I know.

2221
01:36:45,553 --> 01:36:48,122
When we got back I went to see Melanie,

2222
01:36:48,123 --> 01:36:50,121
you remember, the girl
I wanted to miracle fuck

2223
01:36:50,122 --> 01:36:51,864
back to life?

2224
01:36:51,865 --> 01:36:54,144
Felt great just to sit
across from her and not

2225
01:36:54,145 --> 01:36:56,895
have to focus solely on her tits.

2226
01:36:57,912 --> 01:37:01,862
I did it this time, but
only because I wanted to.

2227
01:37:01,863 --> 01:37:04,863
(upbeat rock music)

2228
01:38:04,474 --> 01:38:08,676
- Good, cuz you're not invited,
this is a full out guyfest.

2229
01:38:08,677 --> 01:38:11,641
- [Nikki] Oh nice, you can
measure your cocks all day long.

2230
01:38:11,642 --> 01:38:13,409
- There's gonna be no
cock measuring alright,

2231
01:38:13,410 --> 01:38:16,902
we're gonna be too busy
seeing lighthouses, please.

2232
01:38:16,903 --> 01:38:20,820
Oh, no lighthouse for
you, sad face, tear tear.

2233
01:38:22,369 --> 01:38:23,684
- [Ian] Carl, lighthouses?

2234
01:38:23,685 --> 01:38:27,847
- Why the fuck else are we
gonna go to the beach, really?

2235
01:38:27,848 --> 01:38:28,681
(laughs)

2236
01:38:28,682 --> 01:38:30,975
- [Nikki] You're gay.

2237
01:38:30,976 --> 01:38:32,455
- There's nothing gay about lighthouses.

2238
01:38:32,456 --> 01:38:35,163
(laughs)

2239
01:38:35,164 --> 01:38:36,953
Lighthouses are like mystical
creatures they're like

2240
01:38:36,954 --> 01:38:39,583
unicorns and rainbows, double rainbows.

2241
01:38:39,584 --> 01:38:40,603
- [Nikki] If there was a unicorn,

2242
01:38:40,604 --> 01:38:43,357
I would bribe it to run
straight into your ass

2243
01:38:43,358 --> 01:38:44,265
with its horn.

2244
01:38:44,266 --> 01:38:45,891
- Well that would be
really difficult for it,

2245
01:38:45,892 --> 01:38:47,316
because I would already be.

2246
01:38:47,317 --> 01:38:48,567
- [Nikki] Bent over and waiting?

2247
01:38:48,568 --> 01:38:51,218
- Protected by my lighthouse, and then

2248
01:38:51,219 --> 01:38:53,471
I would blind the unicorn with
the light from my lighthouse

2249
01:38:53,472 --> 01:38:55,169
and your unicorn would die.

2250
01:38:55,170 --> 01:38:57,204
- [Nikki] Unicorns didn't even
exist when lighthouses did.

2251
01:38:57,205 --> 01:38:58,038
- [Director] Cut?

2252
01:38:58,038 --> 01:38:58,997
(laughs)

2253
01:38:58,998 --> 01:39:02,397
Now we don't gotta tell
nobody, it'll be our thing.

2254
01:39:02,398 --> 01:39:03,398
It's cool.

2255
01:39:04,769 --> 01:39:08,936
You're getting kinda needy,
I like some distance so just,

2256
01:39:13,427 --> 01:39:15,677
well I mean if you have to.

2257
01:39:18,537 --> 01:39:19,370
- [Robbie] Carl?

2258
01:39:19,371 --> 01:39:21,234
- Oh shit, fuck Robbie, God fuck.

2259
01:39:21,235 --> 01:39:24,235
(upbeat rock music)

2260
01:39:30,277 --> 01:39:34,444
♫ We were (mumbles) to dance
with a gun to our heads

2261
01:39:38,029 --> 01:39:40,862
♫ Monochrome boys

2262
01:39:41,989 --> 01:39:45,980
♫ Will fold their arms and not let you in

2263
01:39:45,981 --> 01:39:50,148
♫ We will only sing with a sing (mumbles)

2264
01:39:53,778 --> 01:39:57,028
♫ Better monotone boys

2265
01:39:58,127 --> 01:40:02,294
♫ There is no way that you can win