1 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:11,611 Ohh! This new neighbor has got to go! 2 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:15,145 Why does he keep racing his car up and down our street every night? 3 00:00:15,146 --> 00:00:19,219 Ooh! I know this one! To get to the other side. 4 00:00:21,592 --> 00:00:24,224 He clearly has no respect for my beauty sleep. 5 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,526 It takes at least eight hours to look this good. 6 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,699 Ten, if you want that Leo glow. 7 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:33,263 I cannot believe I have to wake up to this. 8 00:00:33,264 --> 00:00:36,236 I can't believe I have to wake up to that. 9 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:38,068 This is Italian silk. 10 00:00:38,069 --> 00:00:39,769 A cheetah wishes he looked this good. 11 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:43,243 A cheetah would have the decency to cover that up with a robe. 12 00:00:46,717 --> 00:00:50,250 Hey, Pierce! Get your car off my lawn! 13 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:53,654 Let's see how he likes my new high-pressure sprinkler system. 14 00:00:55,586 --> 00:00:58,558 Okay, set to "monsoon." 15 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:01,332 Ha! He's stuck in the mud! 16 00:01:06,337 --> 00:01:08,169 Not anymore. 17 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:13,703 The world's first bionic superhumans... 18 00:01:13,704 --> 00:01:15,605 They're stronger than us... 19 00:01:15,606 --> 00:01:17,747 Faster, smarter. 20 00:01:17,748 --> 00:01:20,510 The next generation of the human race is... 21 00:01:20,511 --> 00:01:22,712 Living in my basement?! 22 00:01:22,713 --> 00:01:25,686 ♪♪ 23 00:02:02,153 --> 00:02:05,625 Leo, how'd you get to be first in line for locker reassignments? 24 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,527 Oh. Since I couldn't get any sleep, 25 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,159 I've been here since dawn. 26 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,162 Fyi, you do not want to see the lunch ladies without makeup. 27 00:02:12,163 --> 00:02:14,905 Wait. They wear makeup? 28 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,707 But since I'm first in line, 29 00:02:17,708 --> 00:02:19,739 I'll finally get the corner locker. 30 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:22,643 Wait a second. I thought this was the line for lice check. 31 00:02:26,277 --> 00:02:29,179 There she is: Locker 106. 32 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:31,751 Away from the traffic, near the cheerleaders, 33 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,853 and I can see principal Perry before anyone else... 34 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:36,186 And a two-second head start can save a life. 35 00:02:36,187 --> 00:02:37,358 Hmm. 36 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:41,291 Listen up, weasels! 37 00:02:41,292 --> 00:02:42,492 It's locker reassignment day. 38 00:02:42,493 --> 00:02:44,194 Why, you ask? 39 00:02:44,195 --> 00:02:46,736 A little trick I learned from my days as a prison guard. 40 00:02:46,737 --> 00:02:49,339 Never let the perps get comfy!!! 41 00:02:51,242 --> 00:02:55,345 Also, drag your hands through mashed potatoes to check for weapons. 42 00:02:55,346 --> 00:02:58,508 Mmm! Enjoy your lunch! 43 00:02:58,509 --> 00:03:01,251 All right, dooley, what locker do you want? 44 00:03:01,252 --> 00:03:02,552 The corner one. 45 00:03:02,553 --> 00:03:04,684 Already taken! 46 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,256 What? By who? 47 00:03:06,257 --> 00:03:07,757 By me. 48 00:03:07,758 --> 00:03:10,290 Clayton harrington. 49 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:13,793 Well, Clayton harrington... 50 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:16,296 I know you're new here, but I was first in line. 51 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:19,198 Oh, I know. That's why I offered principal Perry 52 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,701 an all-expense-paid trip to go wherever she wants. 53 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:25,336 Staten island cat show, here I come! Rroww! 54 00:03:26,477 --> 00:03:28,278 But that's not fair. 55 00:03:28,279 --> 00:03:31,782 I know. Isn't injustice infuriating? 56 00:03:34,945 --> 00:03:37,447 Why do you care so much about getting the corner locker? 57 00:03:37,448 --> 00:03:40,820 Oh, I don't. But I hate lines, and harringtons don't wait. 58 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:44,454 We let our money do the talking. And right now it's saying... 59 00:03:44,455 --> 00:03:47,557 "You don't have as much as I do." 60 00:03:47,558 --> 00:03:49,799 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 61 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,503 Well, dooley, there are no more lockers left. 62 00:03:53,504 --> 00:03:56,436 So here's a key to the boiler room. 63 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:58,368 Just remember to knock first. 64 00:03:58,369 --> 00:04:01,241 My relatives stay there when they're in town. 65 00:04:05,416 --> 00:04:07,717 Big d, I need an advance on my allowance. 66 00:04:07,718 --> 00:04:10,380 Sure. What do you need? Five thousand dollars. 67 00:04:10,381 --> 00:04:13,583 Okay, sure. Would you like that in imaginary twenties 68 00:04:13,584 --> 00:04:16,357 or imaginary hundreds? 69 00:04:17,988 --> 00:04:20,390 Look, it's a long story, 70 00:04:20,391 --> 00:04:22,432 but there's this new rich kid at school 71 00:04:22,433 --> 00:04:24,794 who's using his money to get whatever he wants. 72 00:04:24,795 --> 00:04:27,897 That's a short story, and I don't see what the problem is. 73 00:04:27,898 --> 00:04:30,670 Anyway, I need a lot of money to beat him at his own game. 74 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,503 So what are we working with? Gold? Silver? 75 00:04:33,504 --> 00:04:35,445 You know what, just give me your pin code. 76 00:04:35,446 --> 00:04:37,947 Leo, I'm not giving you any money. 77 00:04:37,948 --> 00:04:41,481 Getting into a silly game of one-upsmanship with this guy won't solve anything. 78 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:44,454 It will if I up him. 79 00:04:44,455 --> 00:04:45,895 Look, you'll see what I mean tonight. 80 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:48,658 I invited our neighbor Pierce over to resolve the issue 81 00:04:48,659 --> 00:04:51,491 of his late-night joy rides in a mature fashion. 82 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,463 Just watch and learn. 83 00:04:53,464 --> 00:04:54,924 Great, a life lesson. 84 00:04:54,925 --> 00:04:56,697 Those are worth way more than money. 85 00:04:59,770 --> 00:05:01,971 Okay, that's Pierce. 86 00:05:01,972 --> 00:05:05,505 Now watch as I handle this like an adult. 87 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:08,479 Okay, but what do you want us to do when you start crying? 88 00:05:11,842 --> 00:05:14,484 Clayton? What are you doing here? 89 00:05:14,485 --> 00:05:17,017 Looking good and smelling great. 90 00:05:18,389 --> 00:05:20,450 Oh, my dad came to talk to your dad. 91 00:05:20,451 --> 00:05:23,393 Wait. Pierce is your dad? Hmm. 92 00:05:23,394 --> 00:05:25,796 Makes sense: Rich jerk, rich jerk's son. 93 00:05:28,899 --> 00:05:31,100 Oh. He does smell good. 94 00:05:31,101 --> 00:05:34,063 Hello? Isn't anyone going to take my coat? 95 00:05:34,064 --> 00:05:36,567 Heck yeah, I'll take it! 96 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,444 It's got a lot of give. 97 00:05:48,379 --> 00:05:50,550 Two coats light wax, and shampoo the carpets. 98 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:53,884 And don't touch the radio... I'm an easy listener. 99 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,427 I'm not washing your car. 100 00:05:57,428 --> 00:05:58,588 Me neither. 101 00:05:58,589 --> 00:06:00,731 But may I take your coat? 102 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,735 Can we move this along? I got golf in the A.M., 103 00:06:05,736 --> 00:06:06,966 and I like to show up early 104 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:09,068 to scream during other people's swings. 105 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,440 Aaah! 106 00:06:10,441 --> 00:06:12,001 Drives 'em crazy. 107 00:06:12,002 --> 00:06:14,674 Look, I'll get right to the point. 108 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:17,407 You have been driving your car across my lawn at night, 109 00:06:17,408 --> 00:06:19,809 and it needs to stop. Not gonna happen. 110 00:06:19,810 --> 00:06:22,552 But I will pay you to stop talking. 111 00:06:22,553 --> 00:06:23,884 What's your price? 112 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:28,518 Are you trying to pay me off? I'm a billionaire. 113 00:06:28,519 --> 00:06:30,820 Wow. Just a billionaire. 114 00:06:30,821 --> 00:06:32,462 Must be rough. 115 00:06:32,463 --> 00:06:35,465 Well, if you ever need a loan, you know where I live. 116 00:06:35,466 --> 00:06:37,166 It's the castle at the top of the hill 117 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:39,829 that casts a shadow over your entire existence. 118 00:06:39,830 --> 00:06:41,030 Well, please. 119 00:06:41,031 --> 00:06:44,403 You do not have more money than I do. 120 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,436 That's my net worth. 121 00:06:46,437 --> 00:06:49,839 Well, not all the zeroes fit on one screen. 122 00:06:51,442 --> 00:06:52,843 All: Whoa. 123 00:06:53,884 --> 00:06:55,846 Whoa! 124 00:06:57,718 --> 00:07:00,019 Whoa!!! 125 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:03,853 Oh, yeah? Well, I see one zero that's not on that screen. 126 00:07:03,854 --> 00:07:05,625 Ha! Take that! 127 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,658 Someone's about to start crying. 128 00:07:08,659 --> 00:07:11,631 Look, okay. Enough is enough. 129 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:15,535 What is it gonna take for you to stop driving on my lawn? 130 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:17,106 I can't think of a thing. Good night. 131 00:07:17,107 --> 00:07:18,508 No... no! 132 00:07:18,509 --> 00:07:21,771 You are not leaving until we resolve this. 133 00:07:21,772 --> 00:07:25,174 Fine. How about a contest? 134 00:07:25,175 --> 00:07:27,977 We could settle this on the racetrack. 135 00:07:27,978 --> 00:07:30,650 My stock car against yours. 136 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:33,523 You do own a stock car, don't you? 137 00:07:33,524 --> 00:07:35,785 Of course... 138 00:07:35,786 --> 00:07:38,488 I own a stock car. 139 00:07:38,489 --> 00:07:41,130 And when I win, you stop driving your car on my lawn. 140 00:07:41,131 --> 00:07:43,833 Oh, no, no, no. I think we should play for much bigger stakes... 141 00:07:43,834 --> 00:07:46,537 Like the deeds to each other's houses. 142 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,639 The winner stays, 143 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,672 the loser... goes. 144 00:07:52,703 --> 00:07:54,644 Deal! 145 00:07:54,645 --> 00:07:56,806 See you on the track. 146 00:07:56,807 --> 00:07:59,287 Or later tonight when I tear up the rest of your lawn. Heh heh. 147 00:08:01,752 --> 00:08:03,913 Mr. Davenport, are you sure about this? 148 00:08:03,914 --> 00:08:06,586 Yeah, if you don't win, we'll lose our house. 149 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:09,819 Guys, I got this. Don't worry about it. 150 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:11,821 I just have one question, though. 151 00:08:11,822 --> 00:08:14,263 What exactly is a stock car? 152 00:08:20,671 --> 00:08:22,902 Sweet ride, big d. 153 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:26,075 For a second there I forgot you weren't cool. 154 00:08:26,076 --> 00:08:28,738 Yeah, a guy with a huge ego 155 00:08:28,739 --> 00:08:32,141 and a sport where they put your name and face on everything... 156 00:08:32,142 --> 00:08:34,244 It's a perfect match. 157 00:08:35,786 --> 00:08:38,017 Are you sure you're gonna be able to beat Pierce? 158 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,620 I mean, you have no stock car experience, 159 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:43,824 not to mention you get car sick going to the store. 160 00:08:45,095 --> 00:08:46,926 Please. Look at this track. 161 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:50,099 Even Adam can drive in a circle. 162 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:53,262 But this is an oval, and those terrify me. 163 00:08:53,263 --> 00:08:57,136 Driving in a circle gets exponentially harder at 200 miles per hour. 164 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,740 Plus, no bathroom breaks. 165 00:09:00,871 --> 00:09:03,272 You're gonna need this. 166 00:09:03,273 --> 00:09:05,845 Guys, don't worry about this. 167 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:09,579 I have spent hundreds of hours training in a stock car simulator, 168 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:13,552 I hired the best pit crew in town... I got this. 169 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,084 Well, Davenport, 170 00:09:15,085 --> 00:09:17,056 we just wanted to wish you luck. 171 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,629 You'll need it against our driver. 172 00:09:19,630 --> 00:09:22,061 Driver? 173 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:25,094 Yeah. I said we'd race; I never said I'd be the one driving. 174 00:09:25,095 --> 00:09:26,897 Joey. 175 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,742 That's your driver? 176 00:09:32,743 --> 00:09:35,045 When does he get his learner's permit? 177 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,780 Uh-oh. I've seen that guy before. 178 00:09:47,057 --> 00:09:49,118 That's Joey logano. 179 00:09:49,119 --> 00:09:51,220 He's been racing since he was six! 180 00:09:51,221 --> 00:09:54,293 He's the youngest Nascar driver to win on the pro circuit... 181 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,126 Ever. 182 00:09:57,267 --> 00:10:00,129 Oh. 183 00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:02,172 We're gonna need a bigger bucket. 184 00:10:10,841 --> 00:10:12,281 Hello! 185 00:10:12,282 --> 00:10:13,644 Really? 186 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,649 I can't believe big d has to race against Joey logano. 187 00:10:19,650 --> 00:10:21,120 Guys, I can win this. 188 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,123 You forget: I hired the best pit crew in town. 189 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:28,197 Right... pit guy number one? 190 00:10:28,198 --> 00:10:30,299 Yeah. Nothing motivates a team 191 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:33,162 like a boss that doesn't know your name. 192 00:10:33,163 --> 00:10:34,964 Whatever. 193 00:10:34,965 --> 00:10:37,707 Look, I'm ready. Bring on the checkered flag. 194 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:39,208 Morning, grease monkeys. 195 00:10:39,209 --> 00:10:40,711 I take that back. 196 00:10:42,312 --> 00:10:45,845 Principal Perry? What are you doing here? 197 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:49,318 Workin'. I moonlight as an announcer-slash-flag waver- 198 00:10:49,319 --> 00:10:51,681 slash-hot rod calendar girl. 199 00:10:51,682 --> 00:10:52,823 Ooooh! 200 00:10:54,825 --> 00:10:56,927 No one sells lug nuts like me! 201 00:10:57,988 --> 00:10:59,859 Ahem. 202 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,060 Principal Perry, 203 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,693 don't all of these side jobs you have 204 00:11:03,694 --> 00:11:05,735 take away your focus from being a school principal? 205 00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:08,237 Oh ho! Absolutely! 206 00:11:08,238 --> 00:11:10,339 Now let's go over some rules. 207 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:12,101 Hey, logano. Rich guy. 208 00:11:12,102 --> 00:11:16,675 Get your sassy chassis over here and let's talk some track. 209 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,909 In each of my precious paws is the deed to your house, 210 00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:22,882 which makes your bet a square deal. 211 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:26,115 It's 200 laps around, whoever crosses the finish line first wins. 212 00:11:26,116 --> 00:11:27,757 Well, good luck out there. 213 00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:30,320 Thanks. I'll do my best. 214 00:11:41,331 --> 00:11:44,003 When I drop this flag, you guys burn rubber! 215 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,906 Oh, and by the way, this came off one of your cars. 216 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,779 I don't know what it does, but it doesn't matter now! 217 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:57,818 Good luck! 218 00:12:02,953 --> 00:12:05,795 Hands at ten and two... check. 219 00:12:05,796 --> 00:12:08,397 Mirrors adjusted... check. 220 00:12:08,398 --> 00:12:10,360 Oh, he's gonna already. 221 00:12:13,864 --> 00:12:16,966 This is very different from my simulator. 222 00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:18,207 Go! Go! Go! Go! 223 00:12:32,883 --> 00:12:35,224 You're doing great, Mr. Davenport. 224 00:12:35,225 --> 00:12:36,455 Really? 225 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,229 No. You're 28 laps behind. 226 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:44,935 Please tell him he doesn't have to wave every time he passes us. 227 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,342 So, where are you guys thinking about moving? 228 00:12:53,343 --> 00:12:58,077 Well, my gut says Cleveland, but I'm an Indiana man at heart. 229 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,149 We're not gonna lose, Clayton. 230 00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:02,952 Keep telling yourself that, junior. 231 00:13:02,953 --> 00:13:04,783 I'm the same age as you. 232 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,955 Your wallet's not. 233 00:13:05,956 --> 00:13:07,857 That doesn't make any sense. 234 00:13:07,858 --> 00:13:09,989 My wallet makes sense. 235 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,862 It talks to me all the time, and right now it's saying, 236 00:13:12,863 --> 00:13:15,024 "can I have Leo's bedroom?" 237 00:13:15,025 --> 00:13:16,796 Yes, you can! 238 00:13:18,568 --> 00:13:20,930 Oh, yeah? Well, just for the record, 239 00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:23,003 your wallet and your money have the same voice! 240 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,181 I can't believe I'm losing so badly. 241 00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:34,884 You do know that stepping the gas pedal 242 00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:37,046 makes it go faster, right? 243 00:13:37,047 --> 00:13:39,348 There must be something wrong with the car. 244 00:13:39,349 --> 00:13:41,921 Okay, let's be smart about this and eliminate variables. 245 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:45,555 First of all, are we sure the car is not in reverse? 246 00:13:47,057 --> 00:13:49,128 Wait. It's been almost a minute. 247 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,460 Shouldn't your pit crew be done by now? 248 00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:53,533 Yeah, and where's your crew chief? 249 00:13:57,307 --> 00:13:59,039 What is he doing down there? 250 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,544 Pierce: This is going great. 251 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,447 Whatever you did to slow down Davenport's car 252 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,980 really worked. 253 00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:14,323 Pierce is cheating. 254 00:14:14,324 --> 00:14:16,625 He paid your pit crew to sabotage your car. 255 00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:18,388 I knew it. 256 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,491 You guys are fired. 257 00:14:22,492 --> 00:14:24,193 Get out of here, Ken! 258 00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:26,166 "Ken." that was it! Uhh! 259 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:32,142 Probably shoulda waited until they put those back on. 260 00:14:34,104 --> 00:14:35,975 Wait. Mr. Davenport, 261 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,007 what if we replaced your pit crew 262 00:14:38,008 --> 00:14:39,979 with a bionic pit crew? 263 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,582 Or we could start rooting for Joey logano. 264 00:14:44,014 --> 00:14:45,485 Hey, just throwing out options. 265 00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:49,888 Hold on. Isn't using bionics technically cheating? 266 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,520 Look, they cheated first. 267 00:14:51,521 --> 00:14:54,663 Technically, I'm just leveling the playing field. 268 00:14:54,664 --> 00:14:57,142 Okay. I'll tap into the car's central computer 269 00:14:57,154 --> 00:14:59,168 and optimize it for peak performance. 270 00:14:59,169 --> 00:15:02,071 You use your super-speed to change these tires and to gas it up. 271 00:15:02,072 --> 00:15:04,204 And Adam... Can do this. 272 00:15:07,577 --> 00:15:09,338 Pretty cool, huh? 273 00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:12,582 Ow! Hot radiator! Hot radiator! 274 00:15:14,144 --> 00:15:15,245 Ow! Hot hot hot hot hot! 275 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,517 Hot hot hot! 276 00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:23,953 With 50 laps to go, logano's lead is shrinking! 277 00:15:23,954 --> 00:15:26,125 Davenport is actually catching up! 278 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,027 And don't forget, your lug nut calendars 279 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,959 are available at the concession stand. 280 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,532 Keep an eye out for April... I'm wearin' tires! 281 00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:49,349 Great job, chase! This car is flying now! 282 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,051 Joey! What's going on? 283 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,622 How is this clown catching up? 284 00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:56,286 I don't know. He sped up out of nowhere. 285 00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:04,394 Okay, we need to change the tires in under ten seconds, or... 286 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,998 Hmm. Done. 287 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,384 This is incredible. Davenport has evened it up! 288 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:28,118 I'm almost beginning to care who wins! 289 00:16:31,121 --> 00:16:32,461 What are you doing?! 290 00:16:32,462 --> 00:16:34,093 I sabotaged Davenport's car 291 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,494 and you still haven't put him away?! 292 00:16:35,518 --> 00:16:37,466 Wait. You've been cheating the whole time? 293 00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:40,569 Yeah. And apparently not enough! 294 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:47,176 I don't drive for cheaters, jerks, or spoiled rich guys... 295 00:16:47,177 --> 00:16:49,178 Check, check, and check. 296 00:16:49,179 --> 00:16:51,740 W-where you going? 297 00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:54,114 You can't leave! Just did! 298 00:16:55,245 --> 00:16:58,247 Dad, we're losing! Harringtons don't lose! 299 00:16:58,248 --> 00:17:00,690 I know, I'm a harrington! 300 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,594 I'll just have to finish off Davenport myself. 301 00:17:07,657 --> 00:17:10,060 Son, can you go ask him for the keys? 302 00:17:13,563 --> 00:17:16,365 So, it looks like my afternoon just freed up. You guys need any help? 303 00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:18,207 All: Uh... 304 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:21,370 Please say yes. I want to hide from that flag lady. 305 00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:23,172 Perry: Yoo-hoo! 306 00:17:23,173 --> 00:17:26,045 Hey, Joey! Wanna go halfsies on a hoagie? 307 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,785 Two laps to go in the rich jerk 500. 308 00:17:36,786 --> 00:17:40,189 Davenport and Pierce are neck and neck... it's anybody's race. 309 00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:42,531 And I think we're all wondering the same question: 310 00:17:42,532 --> 00:17:45,195 Is there a Mrs. Logano? 311 00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:50,599 Davenport, you're doing great. 312 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:54,143 Just please stop saying "vroom vroom" every time you make a turn. 313 00:17:54,144 --> 00:17:56,176 Gotcha. 314 00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:01,280 I can't believe this. I think I'm gonna win. 315 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,252 I'm gonna win! 316 00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:03,383 Aaah! 317 00:18:04,814 --> 00:18:08,157 Ha! That was stupid! I've got him now! 318 00:18:08,158 --> 00:18:09,619 Ha ha ha! Ha ha! 319 00:18:13,523 --> 00:18:15,795 You do know it pops back on, right? 320 00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:19,269 I knew that. 321 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:24,503 What is Mr. Davenport doing? 322 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,405 Why is he slowing down? He's gonna lose! 323 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,478 No. He's obviously giving up. It's the honorable thing to do. 324 00:18:29,479 --> 00:18:32,511 No, he's just drafting. 325 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,683 It's something I learned from my racing simulator. 326 00:18:34,684 --> 00:18:37,816 I'm reducing my wind resistance by hiding behind Pierce's car, 327 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,349 and then I'm gonna slingshot past him in the straightaway. 328 00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:42,821 On my controller it's red-red-green-up arrow, 329 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,124 but I'm pretty sure I can make it work. 330 00:19:01,611 --> 00:19:03,373 Ha ha! 331 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,216 What the... 332 00:19:07,217 --> 00:19:08,748 Aaah! 333 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,281 Vroom vroom! 334 00:19:12,282 --> 00:19:13,482 Sorry, Joey. 335 00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:15,625 Ah, it's all right. We all do it. 336 00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:18,328 Aaah! 337 00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:24,364 And Davenport crosses the finish line! 338 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,266 Yeah! 339 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,597 Oh, yeah! 340 00:19:28,598 --> 00:19:29,798 Ha ha ha ha! 341 00:19:29,799 --> 00:19:31,240 Yeah! 342 00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:32,371 Aaah! 343 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,443 Arggh! 344 00:19:36,606 --> 00:19:38,507 Great job, guys. 345 00:19:38,508 --> 00:19:40,309 Now it's time for the real race... 346 00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:41,590 Getting away from that flag lady. 347 00:19:43,313 --> 00:19:44,954 You forgot your calendars!!! 348 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,462 Whoo! Yeah! 349 00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:54,863 Whoo whoo whoo whoo... 350 00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:56,326 Ohhh! 351 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,271 Man, nice work, Mr. Davenport! 352 00:20:02,272 --> 00:20:04,403 You totally showed those guys who's boss. 353 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,675 Yes... yes, I did. 354 00:20:06,676 --> 00:20:08,377 But it's important to remember: 355 00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:11,411 Always win with dignity. 356 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,243 Ha! I beat you! 357 00:20:14,244 --> 00:20:15,484 I beat you! 358 00:20:15,485 --> 00:20:17,486 ♪ I beat you! I beat you! ♪ 359 00:20:17,487 --> 00:20:19,648 Hey, need the number for a moving company? I own one! 360 00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:20,750 ♪ Beat you, beat you... ♪ 361 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,522 Well, Clayton, 362 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,854 looks like the corner locker is all mine. 363 00:20:25,855 --> 00:20:27,496 I'm still richer than you. 364 00:20:27,497 --> 00:20:30,259 And ya know what that got you today? 365 00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:31,700 Nothing. 366 00:20:31,701 --> 00:20:35,003 Huh. Yeah, well, your wallet's nothing. 367 00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:37,366 Oh, it's something. 368 00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:38,667 And right now it's saying, 369 00:20:38,668 --> 00:20:42,312 "please have my locker cleaned out by 7 A.M." 370 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,013 Uhh! 371 00:20:45,014 --> 00:20:46,446 Yeah! 372 00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:56,625 Hello, beautiful. 373 00:20:56,626 --> 00:21:00,290 Oh, I'm sorry. I was talking about my locker. 374 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,634 So, how does it feel having the best locker in school? 375 00:21:05,635 --> 00:21:07,566 Oh, I'm not the only one with a good locker. 376 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,698 I got primo upgrades for you three, too. 377 00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:12,541 Any locker you want until we graduate. 378 00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:15,545 No way! I get that locker for six more years? 379 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,408 Maybe more. Ahh! 380 00:21:19,409 --> 00:21:21,009 How'd you pull that off, Leo? 381 00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:23,613 I don't know. Principal Perry is just in a really good mood. 382 00:21:24,654 --> 00:21:26,284 Hey, dooley. 383 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,417 Where'd you get that? 384 00:21:28,418 --> 00:21:30,859 Joey logano left his racing suit behind, 385 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:33,693 and I customized it in all the right places. 386 00:21:35,024 --> 00:21:37,797 And some of the wrong ones. 387 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,877 ♪♪ 388 00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:11,661 ♪♪ Yes!