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- Boy, what a road trip.
2
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- Yeah, we're a couple of
new york elitist intellectuals
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Who've decided to leave
the big city
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And explore this great nation.
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- Citizens of the world
at large.
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Let's do this.
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- After you.
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Both: Oh...
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Hello.
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- This is don's pawns.
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I'm don.
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[bluesy rock music]
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- We got a couple items
that we're looking to pawn.
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- Well, you came to
the right place.
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- This is a big scooper
for cocaine.
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[sniffs]
put it right up your schnoz.
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- Okay, cool.
This is worthless.
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That's worthless.
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[whistle toots]
all right, so that's worthless.
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Let's see what else is
in your bag of [bleep].
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- Now, rutiger, is it?
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- My name's don.
- Don.
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Are you interested
in luxury items?
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- Of course.
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- What if I told you--
and I don't need to,
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'cause I'm holding it--
that I have a band-aid.
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This is both from my hand
and from a pool.
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- Why don't we move on to...
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- Since you don't want to buy
anything from our box,
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Perhaps we need to move on
to exhibit t.
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- What?
[gasps]
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What is the meaning of this?
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- [laughs]
- don!
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- What is that?
What is this?
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- It's a sandwich.
Dude, that's crazy, dude.
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- That's a lot of tuna fish,
isn't it?
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- It's a lot.
It's too much!
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- It's too much...
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- Tuna!
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[upbeat big band music]
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How much tuna is that?
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- Is that too much tuna?
[both laugh]
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[upbeat big band music]
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- You guys rock.
You kick ass.
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- You guys are real
salt of the earth.
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- You know what?
We love tuna.
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- The best day of my life,
dude.
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- Years ago, we decided,
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Why don't we just take
some too much tuna
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And make a lot of people
very happy.
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- I'm an idiot!
[laughs]
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- Whoo!
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[dubstep music]
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♪ ♪
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I was once flying
from l.A. To new york
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And went through tsa,
and they asked for my license.
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And at that moment, I realize,
I don't have my license.
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All I have as a picture I.D.
Is my marijuana license
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To get medical marijuana
in los angeles.
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- Because of
your great illnesses.
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- Because of my great
illnesses, which is anxiety
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And my neck hurts sometimes.
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- [chuckles]
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- And so I gave it to
the clearly jamaican tsa agent.
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He looks at it and just goes...
[snickers]
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[in jamaican accent]
okay, man. Okay, man.
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[reggae music]
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- Show us your songs.
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As you know, every four years,
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We open up "show us your songs"
to all the happy citizens
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Of the queen's commonwealth...
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- Leading up to the great finale
in london, England.
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- Here we are in jamaica.
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All due praise to jah.
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Let's all welcome
our guest judge
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For our jamaican auditions,
jeffrey anderson-gunter.
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- Yell up. Yell up.
Respect and respect, yes.
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- Welcome jamaica.
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Me name dexter,
and I do impressions.
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- Okay.
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- [as gene]
okay.
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How 'bout some canadian bacon?
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I'm gene creemers.
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- [laughing]
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That is spot-on.
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- [laughs]
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[normal voice]
me just like gene creemers.
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- Listen, I'm gonna need you
to stop making fun of me.
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- [as gene]
I'm gonna need you to
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Stop making fun of me.
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- Enough!
- Enough!
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- He could be your stand-in.
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- No.
- Yes.
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- No.
Both: Yes!
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- Go wherever you want,
but you're not going to london.
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- You're going to london.
I'm using my judge override.
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You're going to london.
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- All right,
now that we're nice and irie,
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Let's get on
with our next act, jah praise.
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- Yeah.
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- Actually, I'm from pakistan.
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I'm not from jamaica.
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- Pakistan?
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- It's a nightmare over there.
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- As you know, the short history
of young pakistan
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Has been mired in conflict
with our brothers to the east.
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- That part of the world's
a hotbed for conflict.
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Everyone's shooting rockets
over onto the other side.
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Hey, read the lorax.
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- But I have a solution
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As to how
these long-lost brothers
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Can finally see eye to eye.
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My song is peace.
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- ♪ oh ♪
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- ♪ you did it ♪
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- Whoa!
- Nice.
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- You can shield your eyes
from the sun,
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But you can't shield it
from truth.
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- If it was up to me,
I wouldn't be
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Sending you along to london.
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I would hope to see you again
at our auditions in india
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To see if you've perfected
your act a little more.
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- You have--
you have auditions in india?
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- Mm-hmm.
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Right after we go to jamaica,
we're going to india.
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- Why didn't you tell me
to come there?
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That would've been
way more convenient.
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- Blah, blah, blah.
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Bumbaclot, bumbaclot.
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You're going to london.
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- Yeah!
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[laughs]
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- Thank you.
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- You're gonna have to
pay your own way.
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- Oh.
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- To london.
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- ♪ we're jammin' ♪
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♪ we're jammin' ♪
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♪ we're jammin' ♪
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Both:
Welcome to pawnsylvania.
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- Hey, where youse want me
to put these bullets, pookie?
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- Oh, put 'em next to
them hollowed-out grenades.
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Whoa, look who's here!
Both: Hey.
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- I got something to pawn
youse guys.
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Brotherly love.
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[rock music]
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- What's up, man?
How's it going?
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- Things were doing pretty good
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Until I ended up
in this [bleep] town.
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- [laughs]
don't dis it till you miss it.
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- I bet you $50
that the next guy
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To walk into
this lousy establishment's
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Gonna be wearing
a off-brand penguins jersey.
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- I can't do that around deb.
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- Mm-mm.
- [chuckles]
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- 75.
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- [laughs]
all right, dude.
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I'm not gonna take it.
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- Frick!
I would have won $50.
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- You getting angry.
- Crap!
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- Dude, we're next
to a church full of nuns.
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Murph comes in here
with guns blazing
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Like tommy cruise
in jack reacher.
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I'm like, "what's going on
in your nebby head?"
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- Looking to get out of
the house for a little awhile,
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Get away from my home.
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You gonna sue me for leaving
my house for a weekend?
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Go ahead.
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- Is everything all right
with you and murph?
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He don't look so good.
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- That dirt showed up
knocking for youse?
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Deb, ask him what happened
to our savings.
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He's got me feeling so low,
like I'm tom hanks
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Walking around
rittenhouse square with aids.
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- So, murph, what brings you
to pittsburgh again?
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- Oh, I'm going over
to that p.A. Pawn shop
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Owner-operator conference
in erie.
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Thought I'd stop by
on the way.
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- I don't think
the pawn-ference is till August.
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- I left teresa.
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- That's not what teresa says.
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- You talked to her
on the phone?
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- She was putting pop
in your second fridge.
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- I'm four irons in.
You got to catch up.
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- Maybe you could have
a pop instead.
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- I don't even feel a thing
until my sixth.
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- We need to get you some pop
at the store,
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And you better get out
on the grass.
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- Don't you worry about me.
I got a plan.
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Everything's gonna be just fine.
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I'm anthony downpour,
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And this is the channel six
action weather accu forecast
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And lotto drawing.
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- I always like getting
my numbers from anthony downpour
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'cause I get the weather too.
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- So tomorrow we can expect
a high of...
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28.
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And our lotto number is...
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11.
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On Thursday,
we'll see a high of 26.
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And for our big five
lotto number...
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- Yeah, maybe you'll win.
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There's only, like, what,
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14 million people
in pennsylvania?
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- The odds aren't bad.
- Your chances are real good.
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- And our pick five number is...
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72.
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I wish
it was the other way around,
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'cause then the temperature
would be 72--
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Nice.
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And then the pick five
would be 35,
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Which doesn't affect anything
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Except certain people's numbers
that they picked.
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- Frick! Frick!
Crap.
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- I'm sorry, I forgot
to introduce the witness.
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This is joanne.
What are you, 5'10''?
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Probably like 5'11''.
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- I lost everything.
219
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- Don't tell me
youse lost the house.
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- Even worse.
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What's going on
with my face here?
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- It's--you got three rivers
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Coming down out of your eyes,
bro.
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- I ain't ever cried before.
- Let it out, man.
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It's like the monongahela
and the allegheny
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Forming on your upper lip
to make the ohio.
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- Now the bookies
are gonna come after me.
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I gave them all my money.
They still want more.
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That's why I had to take
a greyhound here.
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- Oof.
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Better to crawl on the ground
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Than taking a greyhound.
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- What do we know?
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- We were about to catch
the drug dealer,
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But he blew off the rendezvous
at the last second.
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- Someone must have tipped him
off.
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- You don't think they have
someone on the inside?
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- Get me hard copies
of the car phone call records.
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- But that'll take
four to five business days.
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- Well,
I've got just one question
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For you, rookie.
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[electronics whirring]
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Does your office...
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Have the internet?
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- He was one of
the toughest sheriffs
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In all of albuquerque,
new mexico,
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Until an encounter
with a rogue yellow jacket
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That left him stunned
and on the ground.
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- I'm allergic to bees.
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- His lifeless body
was reanimated...
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- It's just a bee sting.
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- And equipped with the latest
in modern hardware.
253
00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,803
He now uses
his microchip-powered brain
254
00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,305
In his relentless pursuit
of dangerous criminals.
255
00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:29,341
Is he a man?
Is he a machine?
256
00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:32,878
He is manchine.
257
00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:40,452
- How's it coming along?
258
00:08:40,454 --> 00:08:41,686
- Hold your dingoes, stephanie.
259
00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,890
I'm downloading literally
hundreds of kilobytes
260
00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:45,891
Of information.
261
00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:49,327
[computer beeping]
262
00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:52,998
- I could come back
when it's closer to being ready.
263
00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:53,698
- Stay.
- Okay.
264
00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,501
- I just want to make it clear,
we need access to the phones.
265
00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:57,736
If we don't call in lunch
by noon,
266
00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,604
It'll never be ready.
- Well, I'm hungry.
267
00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:01,506
I'd love a sausage sizzle
or something.
268
00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,341
But I don't know
if he eats food.
269
00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:06,745
[modem beeping]
270
00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:10,415
[upbeat music]
271
00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:11,483
- Oh, hello there,
272
00:09:11,485 --> 00:09:13,385
And welcome to the last hotbed
273
00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:16,988
Of unadulturated, pure racism,
south africa.
274
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:17,789
- I don't feel it's worth
275
00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,124
Bringing that up here,
to be honest.
276
00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,026
We know it's a problem.
- This is roz han.
277
00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:25,363
She's a lpga golfer/reality show
star.
278
00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:26,598
- I'm wearing black and white
today
279
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,600
Because of south africa's
history of apartheid.
280
00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:32,404
But now black and white
can live together happily
281
00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:33,939
Much of the time.
282
00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,840
- And I'm wearing beige,
because I'm told
283
00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,042
It makes my eyes pop.
284
00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,077
Show us your songs here.
285
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,779
[keyboard playing]
286
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,981
- ♪ I'm thinking 'bout ♪
287
00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:46,818
♪ you and me
sitting in a sauna ♪
288
00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,920
That's all right, isn't it?
- [chuckles]
289
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,221
- ♪ thinking 'bout ♪
290
00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:53,458
♪ wayne rooney
kicking from the corner ♪
291
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:56,094
♪ premier league football
and you ♪
292
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,563
♪ there's nothing
I wouldn't do ♪
293
00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,832
♪ watch premier league
football ♪
294
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,301
♪ if you would be
my girlfriend ♪
295
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,503
- So you flew yourself down
here.
296
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:06,271
- Yeah.
297
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,172
- And now you have to go
298
00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,506
All the way back to london.
299
00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:09,307
- Yeah.
300
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:12,110
- When is our travel department
gonna get this right?
301
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,211
- You steal that?
302
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,412
- No, I didn't steal it.
No.
303
00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,314
- Do you need
a crust of bread of anything?
304
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:20,485
Maybe a little bit of soup
or gruel or something?
305
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:21,086
[laughs]
306
00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,355
'cause you seem like
a street rat
307
00:10:23,357 --> 00:10:25,457
From the edwardian period.
308
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,224
- Give it a go, mate.
309
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,726
- I feel like
he could be modeling
310
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,527
For calvin klein,
the way he looks.
311
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:30,061
Look at him.
312
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,297
I mean, I know
he might have stolen the piano,
313
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,632
But he looks bloody gorgeous.
314
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,367
- Why don't you lay off him,
gene?
315
00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:36,101
He's a musician.
316
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,235
He's an artist, just like me,
317
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,570
And you just don't even
understand it.
318
00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,538
- Listen, I'm about--
- 'cause you're just an actor.
319
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,073
- I'm about to hook him up.
320
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,908
Listen, you're garbage, okay?
321
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,778
You got no talent, but
I like your style, all right?
322
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,514
See you in london,
you street rat.
323
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,315
[laughing]
324
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,450
You're going to london.
325
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:53,852
- Yeah, I live in london,
326
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,787
So I'm going--going there.
327
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,022
- Coach teacher, that's me.
328
00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,023
Well.
[clears throat]
329
00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:01,526
- [indistinct high-pitched
rapping]
330
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:09,134
♪ ♪
331
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:13,104
[electronic dance music]
332
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,372
[squeals]
333
00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:18,643
- Yup.
334
00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,111
You know, I hate your act.
335
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,814
I hate it so much
that I want to throw up.
336
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:26,051
And with the shock stuff
with the nelson mandela thing,
337
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,753
Don't put the modern-day gandhi
in your song
338
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:31,089
In a disrespectful way, okay?
339
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,258
That's what you don't want
to do.
340
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,292
- This is our style.
341
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,695
This is how we do it
in south africa.
342
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,297
And if you don't like it,
we don't need you around.
343
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,633
- I just think that madiba
is worthy of our respect
344
00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,935
And shouldn't be [bleep] upon
by just hooligans.
345
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:47,172
- Well, maybe they're deserving
of your respect.
346
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,106
Nobody listens to you.
347
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,240
Nobody cares about your opinion.
348
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,810
Are you guys--
would you ever watch this show?
349
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:52,310
Both: No.
350
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,846
- Gene creemers,
you can take that hand and...
351
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,082
[horn blares]
as possible...
352
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:57,816
- Pardon?
353
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:58,717
- And...
[horn blares]
354
00:11:58,719 --> 00:11:59,718
'cause you can...
[horn blares]
355
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,786
- Did you get that?
Did you get that on camera?
356
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,755
You see that kid?
He's garbage.
357
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:06,057
He's trash.
All right?
358
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,659
- This show's amazing.
359
00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:09,060
- [laughs]
pathetic.
360
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,196
You win.
[laughs]
361
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,397
You're going to london.
362
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,532
[upbeat music]
363
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,867
[alarm blaring]
364
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,769
- Has gene creemers
lost his mind?
365
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:21,206
- Bryan stormed offstage,
and I can't say I blame him.
366
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,774
Stop picking on bryan, old man.
367
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,876
- You don't know
who you're messing with.
368
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,778
- We're here for you, bryan.
369
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,380
- ♪ I miss you ♪
370
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:35,286
♪ when you're far away ♪
371
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:38,022
- Any shout-outs to the--
anything in the commonwealth?
372
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:41,593
You've both spent time
in london and scotland and...
373
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:42,927
- I guess I'll give a shout-out
374
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:46,097
To the 25 coffee shops
in scotland
375
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,400
That claimed that j.K. Rowling
wrote her novels there.
376
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:53,605
- [laughs]
- that's beautiful.
377
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,174
[bluesy rock music]
378
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,575
- It feels a little weird
taking help
379
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,644
From my weird cousin don,
but honestly,
380
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:00,879
I'm at the end of my rope.
381
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:01,646
- Little does he know,
382
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:04,482
One of the top pop artists
of all time
383
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,650
Lived in pittsburgh
384
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:06,885
Before he moved to new york.
385
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:07,952
- All right,
this one's called
386
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,454
Three men
and a little painting.
387
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,589
It's basically
a collaboration between him
388
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:15,160
And a young black artist he met
in new york city in the '80s--
389
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,027
- Okay, you know what?
390
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,128
The only art I'm interested in
391
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,798
Is the tattoo that my girl's
got on her back
392
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,333
Of the liberty bell
where the crack
393
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,101
Is her crack.
394
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,235
- That's hot.
- I'm out of here.
395
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,905
- All right, see you later.
- Real classy.
396
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,239
- Yeah.
397
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,642
[pensive guitar music]
398
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,377
You like that one, huh?
399
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,411
- It's beautiful.
400
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,412
Like my girl in the morning
401
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,281
After she puts
on her brown lip liner
402
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,283
Before she fills it in
with lipstick.
403
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:41,052
- This is from a period
where he was exploring
404
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,754
Having a bunch of dudes
whip it out
405
00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:46,124
And whiz all over canvases.
406
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:46,925
- Transcendent.
407
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,427
I saw this pee painting,
and I just immediately,
408
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,129
Pow, thought of teresa.
409
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,330
- Did you ever play corn hole?
410
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,198
- Corn hole?
- Yeah.
411
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,500
It's like two wooden planks
with holes in them.
412
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,368
You chuck beanbags through it.
413
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:03,041
- I entered you in this.
414
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,242
- Whoa.
415
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,009
What the hell is this?
416
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,045
- That, sir,
is the pennsylvania olympics,
417
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:11,216
The turnpike tourney,
the commonwealth games.
418
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:11,850
- For real?
419
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:13,384
- Nah, it's just
a couple of jagoffs
420
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,319
From the bar down the street.
421
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,154
They come over,
deb makes pierogies,
422
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,021
We play corn hole.
423
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,190
It's called corn hole,
and it [bleep] rules.
424
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,493
Never won before,
and this feels like my year.
425
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,262
- We'll see what happens.
[both chuckle]
426
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,632
[rock music]
427
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,934
What do you think about
people from pittsburgh?
428
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,736
- I've met very few of them,
honestly.
429
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,372
I think I've only met
probably five in my lifetime
430
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,241
That I can think of
off the top of my head.
431
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,442
- Well, 'cause they can't leave.
432
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,509
They're all stuck in the mines.
433
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,511
- That's right.
It's like the hobbit.
434
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,346
[both laughing]
435
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:42,914
They're a bunch of dwarves
436
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,315
Carving out the mountains.
437
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,784
[rock music]
438
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:50,321
[computer beeps]
- got it.
439
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,023
Don't come any closer.
440
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,759
I can't have coffee
near my keyboard.
441
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:57,428
Okay, I've been granted access
to the phone records.
442
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,330
The last number
to call that car phone
443
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,565
Came from inside this building.
444
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,400
All I need now is access
to the phone extensions.
445
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,937
- As the only other australian
working for the u.S. Government,
446
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,305
I want to be on your side,
447
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,340
But your job is
information retrieval,
448
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,576
Not stirring up
a hornet's nest.
449
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,877
- Come on, stephanie.
450
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,013
Not only are we both aussies,
451
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,547
But we're clearly in love.
452
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,149
- You're right, brick.
We are in love.
453
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,718
But we can't be together
because you're half machine
454
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,922
And half man,
and I am one whole woman.
455
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,189
But do you know what I can do?
456
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:30,028
I can go right now and
get those extensions for you.
457
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,131
- Thank you.
458
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,733
I don't trust any full human
in this office.
459
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,269
Better ask jeeves.
460
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,270
- Hello, sir.
461
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:39,938
- Yes, jeeves.
462
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,440
I need access to the phone
records for the building.
463
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,976
- She told you not to stir up
a hornet's nest.
464
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,377
- That's where you're wrong,
jeeves.
465
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,713
You're my butler
who lives inside of me,
466
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:49,847
And I need that information.
467
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:53,284
And while you're at it,
get me a cup of digital tea.
468
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,720
[laughs]
- good-bye, sir.
469
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:56,721
- Bye, jeeves.
470
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,656
- I got the list of extensions.
471
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,024
Now we just have to read them.
472
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,993
[dramatic music]
473
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,428
He's getting away!
474
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,397
♪ ♪
475
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,734
- [grunting]
476
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,470
- Suck my disk.
477
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,840
[rock music]
478
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:16,808
- Hey there, planet earth.
479
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:20,311
It's about time to show us
your songs, commonwealth.
480
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,913
Here we are in australia,
481
00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:24,248
Land of the queen's
jumping dogs.
482
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:27,085
With me permanently
is r. Shrift.
483
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,653
- Ah.
Gene creemers.
484
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,656
Truly an honor to be
at the judging table with you.
485
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:32,623
- Honor to be working with you.
486
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,193
And a big fan of all your
australian syndicated shows.
487
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:38,730
- Who could forget my first
big success, rocks & roll,
488
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,631
About a renegade geologist?
489
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,067
I followed that up
with another hit show
490
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,969
That went into syndication,
491
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:45,737
Manchine.
492
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:49,073
I went to make
dentist the mentalist.
493
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,742
You're gonna need a filling.
494
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:52,443
- Do I have a cavity?
495
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,544
- No.
496
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,580
But you will.
497
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,115
- Oh.
- I can tell.
498
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,583
I've got psychic powers.
499
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,184
The latest show
that I'm cooking up
500
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,987
Is the most exciting one
I've ever made.
501
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:03,955
- Hit me with it.
502
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:06,791
- It's called blackface.
503
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:07,592
- Black--blackface?
504
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,428
- It's the story
of a australian miner.
505
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:10,928
- Okay.
506
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,664
- He returns to the surface
of the earth blinded...
507
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,533
- Okay.
- Not only to the light...
508
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,002
- That's a--that's a problem.
- But to injustice.
509
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,170
We need to stop this.
510
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,371
I know a huge amount of people
511
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,875
Who wouldn't appreciate you
saying anything close to that.
512
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,209
Are you done?
513
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,611
- For now.
- Okay.
514
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,846
Before we throw another song
on the barbie,
515
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,015
Let's meet one of
our song faces.
516
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,383
- Hey.
[chuckles]
517
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,553
I'm thomas taluapapa mcmullin.
518
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,988
I am from samoa,
519
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:38,589
And my song is my breakdance.
520
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,426
Every morning, I wake up,
I try to find something
521
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,728
To dance on--a banana leaf,
something like this.
522
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,797
The better dancer I get,
the less I rip up
523
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:46,731
The banana leaf, yeah?
524
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:47,732
So then I just keep on dancing
525
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,734
Until there was no rips
in the banana leaf,
526
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,835
And then I knew I was good.
527
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:54,539
But then I got over
to this fiji feet fest, yeah?
528
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,875
And then all of a sudden,
I heard a snap.
529
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,844
Just the middle of my back.
530
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:03,214
And they carried me off
on a banana leaf.
531
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,917
Something that
I used to train on
532
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:10,488
Now the thing that I'm getting
carried off on.
533
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:11,789
But now I'm back.
534
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:12,890
Sometime,
maybe mother and brother
535
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,993
Think it's too early for me
to jump back in there,
536
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,762
But I got the heart.
537
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,629
I got the spirit.
538
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,331
I'm coming for you, gene.
[laughs]
539
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,966
- [laughing]
okay.
540
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,168
That featurette
was a real fandango.
541
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,737
Now let's see
what you have to bring here.
542
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,005
- I'm gonna do a little dancing.
543
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,207
I'm coming after you, gene.
544
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,776
- All right,
sa-mo-us your songs.
545
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:32,677
[both laugh]
546
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:33,811
- Great one, gene.
547
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:34,579
[hip-hop music]
548
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,980
There you go.
- All right.
549
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,682
- I like what I'm seeing
so far.
550
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,750
- Uh-oh,
I like his pretty diaper.
551
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,552
- Show us what you got, thomas.
552
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,488
- ♪ yourself, a'ight ♪
[sharp crack]
553
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,190
[solemn music]
- uh-oh.
554
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,392
- What's wrong there, thomas?
555
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,962
- Thomas.
556
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,697
You're good?
You done?
557
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,365
Okay, well, you can go to
london.
558
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,900
That's fine.
559
00:18:55,902 --> 00:19:00,338
[both crying]
560
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,305
[bluesy rock music]
561
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:05,176
- Keep your eye on the bag, jag.
[laughs]
562
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,577
[all cheer]
oh, man.
563
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,880
I've been doing this tournament
for a number of years.
564
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:10,848
I've never been
the champion of it, per se,
565
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,751
But, you know,
I feel good about today.
566
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,153
[laughing]
567
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,255
Darren, you suck, dude.
568
00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:19,857
- Oh!
569
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:20,858
I'm feeling pretty good.
570
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:21,826
I ain't bet on anything,
571
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,027
And I haven't had a drink
572
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,729
Besides water in a fort.
573
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,331
- Whoa, dude, slider.
574
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,299
Murph's killing it.
575
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,835
- I'm in the zone.
Auto zone.
576
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,770
- Hey!
- There you go.
577
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,039
[country music]
578
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,507
[all cheer]
579
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,609
- [laughing]
580
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,210
Whatever.
581
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:42,079
- So it's just me and my cousin
murph in the finals.
582
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,414
- Let's go, babe.
- [grunts]
583
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,849
- Oh!
- Ooh.
584
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:45,716
- Damn!
- Hey, don.
585
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,218
This one's for the win.
- Yeah, I know.
586
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,553
- You've taught me everything
I know.
587
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,988
When I drop this bag
in that hole right there--
588
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,223
- Yo, murph.
589
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,157
- Teresa?
590
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,825
How'd you get here?
- Joe drove me.
591
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:55,826
- Yeah, I drove her.
592
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,229
- Teresa?
What the heck is she doing here?
593
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,130
And joe's there too.
594
00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:00,131
- Don called me and told me
595
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,599
How much better of a man
you've become
596
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,934
Since you seen
that pee painting, okay?
597
00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:03,801
- Honestly, I'm so touched
598
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,103
By everything
that don done did for me.
599
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,538
[sobs]
- poor baby.
600
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,674
- So this tourney's
pretty important to you, huh?
601
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,977
- Never won before,
and this feels like my year.
602
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,613
- I wish there was some way
to repay him.
603
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,585
[all cheer]
- ♪ you did it ♪
604
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:23,588
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
605
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,023
I'm the champion
of keystone state!
606
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,558
Frick this cesspool.
607
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,193
I hope your whole goddamn city
608
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,629
Goes up
in an abandoned factory fire.
609
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:34,098
I'll tell you what's important,
is winning.
610
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,833
'cause that's what philly guys
do.
611
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,368
- Joe,
can you get yourself home?
612
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,269
We're taking your car.
613
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,804
- Party's over!
You hear me?
614
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:40,504
Leave, jagoffs!
615
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,840
I didn't win the corn hole,
but we snagged 100 bucks
616
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,276
Selling them pierogies,
so who wins?
617
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,144
[laughs]
- youse want a beer, hon?
618
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,113
- Yeah, I want a beer, deb.
619
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,348
- Here's six of 'em.
620
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,351
- ♪ what city are we in ♪
621
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,524
- Ha ha.
Good at bizness.
622
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,226
- Ow.
623
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:06,264
- What are you doing?
624
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,331
- Your daughter's gonna have
a cavity.
625
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,634
- She's got plenty of time
to improve her hygiene.
626
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:13,104
- All those baby teeth are gonna
fall right out of her face.
627
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,905
- What about me?
628
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:17,675
- You're gonna need a filling.