1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:03,669 - Boy, what a road trip. 2 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:07,172 - Yeah, we're a couple of new york elitist intellectuals 3 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:09,308 Who've decided to leave the big city 4 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:10,843 And explore this great nation. 5 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:14,213 - Citizens of the world at large. 6 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:15,247 Let's do this. 7 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:18,350 - After you. 8 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,519 Both: Oh... 9 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,054 Hello. 10 00:00:22,056 --> 00:00:23,322 - This is don's pawns. 11 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:24,356 I'm don. 12 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,091 [bluesy rock music] 13 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:29,028 - We got a couple items that we're looking to pawn. 14 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:30,396 - Well, you came to the right place. 15 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:32,264 - This is a big scooper for cocaine. 16 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,899 [sniffs] put it right up your schnoz. 17 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:36,201 - Okay, cool. This is worthless. 18 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,836 That's worthless. 19 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,739 [whistle toots] all right, so that's worthless. 20 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,775 Let's see what else is in your bag of [bleep]. 21 00:00:42,777 --> 00:00:44,676 - Now, rutiger, is it? 22 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:45,711 - My name's don. - Don. 23 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,546 Are you interested in luxury items? 24 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:48,213 - Of course. 25 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,681 - What if I told you-- and I don't need to, 26 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:52,384 'cause I'm holding it-- that I have a band-aid. 27 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,087 This is both from my hand and from a pool. 28 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,688 - Why don't we move on to... 29 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:01,794 - Since you don't want to buy anything from our box, 30 00:01:01,796 --> 00:01:06,732 Perhaps we need to move on to exhibit t. 31 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,567 - What? [gasps] 32 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:12,304 What is the meaning of this? 33 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,972 - [laughs] - don! 34 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,174 - What is that? What is this? 35 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:17,042 - It's a sandwich. Dude, that's crazy, dude. 36 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:18,610 - That's a lot of tuna fish, isn't it? 37 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:21,280 - It's a lot. It's too much! 38 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,548 - It's too much... 39 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:23,282 - Tuna! 40 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:25,651 [upbeat big band music] 41 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:26,385 How much tuna is that? 42 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:28,220 - Is that too much tuna? [both laugh] 43 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:29,288 [upbeat big band music] 44 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:30,923 - You guys rock. You kick ass. 45 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,691 - You guys are real salt of the earth. 46 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,159 - You know what? We love tuna. 47 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:36,161 - The best day of my life, dude. 48 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:36,995 - Years ago, we decided, 49 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,764 Why don't we just take some too much tuna 50 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,400 And make a lot of people very happy. 51 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:42,701 - I'm an idiot! [laughs] 52 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,236 - Whoo! 53 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:47,406 [dubstep music] 54 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:55,647 ♪ ♪ 55 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:02,087 I was once flying from l.A. To new york 56 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:04,189 And went through tsa, and they asked for my license. 57 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:06,825 And at that moment, I realize, I don't have my license. 58 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:10,729 All I have as a picture I.D. Is my marijuana license 59 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:13,365 To get medical marijuana in los angeles. 60 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:14,800 - Because of your great illnesses. 61 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:17,169 - Because of my great illnesses, which is anxiety 62 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:18,537 And my neck hurts sometimes. 63 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:19,104 - [chuckles] 64 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:23,275 - And so I gave it to the clearly jamaican tsa agent. 65 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:25,210 He looks at it and just goes... [snickers] 66 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:27,446 [in jamaican accent] okay, man. Okay, man. 67 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:31,150 [reggae music] 68 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:32,151 - Show us your songs. 69 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:33,018 As you know, every four years, 70 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:36,088 We open up "show us your songs" to all the happy citizens 71 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:37,389 Of the queen's commonwealth... 72 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:41,527 - Leading up to the great finale in london, England. 73 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:43,428 - Here we are in jamaica. 74 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:44,763 All due praise to jah. 75 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:45,898 Let's all welcome our guest judge 76 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:49,067 For our jamaican auditions, jeffrey anderson-gunter. 77 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:52,704 - Yell up. Yell up. Respect and respect, yes. 78 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:53,672 - Welcome jamaica. 79 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,375 Me name dexter, and I do impressions. 80 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:57,309 - Okay. 81 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:58,177 - [as gene] okay. 82 00:02:58,179 --> 00:03:00,312 How 'bout some canadian bacon? 83 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:02,181 I'm gene creemers. 84 00:03:02,183 --> 00:03:04,616 - [laughing] 85 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,285 That is spot-on. 86 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:06,852 - [laughs] 87 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,554 [normal voice] me just like gene creemers. 88 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:11,857 - Listen, I'm gonna need you to stop making fun of me. 89 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,358 - [as gene] I'm gonna need you to 90 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,393 Stop making fun of me. 91 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,827 - Enough! - Enough! 92 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,396 - He could be your stand-in. 93 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:18,330 - No. - Yes. 94 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,097 - No. Both: Yes! 95 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:21,300 - Go wherever you want, but you're not going to london. 96 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:23,969 - You're going to london. I'm using my judge override. 97 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:27,072 You're going to london. 98 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,674 - All right, now that we're nice and irie, 99 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:31,410 Let's get on with our next act, jah praise. 100 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:32,044 - Yeah. 101 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:34,646 - Actually, I'm from pakistan. 102 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:35,814 I'm not from jamaica. 103 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:36,949 - Pakistan? 104 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:39,685 - It's a nightmare over there. 105 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,453 - As you know, the short history of young pakistan 106 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:44,723 Has been mired in conflict with our brothers to the east. 107 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:47,159 - That part of the world's a hotbed for conflict. 108 00:03:47,161 --> 00:03:50,462 Everyone's shooting rockets over onto the other side. 109 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:52,264 Hey, read the lorax. 110 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:53,498 - But I have a solution 111 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,434 As to how these long-lost brothers 112 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:59,471 Can finally see eye to eye. 113 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,506 My song is peace. 114 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:02,441 - ♪ oh ♪ 115 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:03,375 - ♪ you did it ♪ 116 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:04,776 - Whoa! - Nice. 117 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,645 - You can shield your eyes from the sun, 118 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,847 But you can't shield it from truth. 119 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:10,449 - If it was up to me, I wouldn't be 120 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:11,683 Sending you along to london. 121 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:14,753 I would hope to see you again at our auditions in india 122 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,556 To see if you've perfected your act a little more. 123 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,891 - You have-- you have auditions in india? 124 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:20,492 - Mm-hmm. 125 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:22,761 Right after we go to jamaica, we're going to india. 126 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,196 - Why didn't you tell me to come there? 127 00:04:24,198 --> 00:04:26,231 That would've been way more convenient. 128 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:27,466 - Blah, blah, blah. 129 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:28,967 Bumbaclot, bumbaclot. 130 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,235 You're going to london. 131 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:31,270 - Yeah! 132 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:32,571 [laughs] 133 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:33,272 - Thank you. 134 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:36,008 - You're gonna have to pay your own way. 135 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:36,908 - Oh. 136 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,443 - To london. 137 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,779 - ♪ we're jammin' ♪ 138 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,248 ♪ we're jammin' ♪ 139 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,950 ♪ we're jammin' ♪ 140 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,886 Both: Welcome to pawnsylvania. 141 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:50,155 - Hey, where youse want me to put these bullets, pookie? 142 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:52,391 - Oh, put 'em next to them hollowed-out grenades. 143 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:53,992 Whoa, look who's here! Both: Hey. 144 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:56,561 - I got something to pawn youse guys. 145 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:57,896 Brotherly love. 146 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:00,198 [rock music] 147 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,600 - What's up, man? How's it going? 148 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:02,734 - Things were doing pretty good 149 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,136 Until I ended up in this [bleep] town. 150 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,705 - [laughs] don't dis it till you miss it. 151 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:08,540 - I bet you $50 that the next guy 152 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,309 To walk into this lousy establishment's 153 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:12,844 Gonna be wearing a off-brand penguins jersey. 154 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,646 - I can't do that around deb. 155 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,914 - Mm-mm. - [chuckles] 156 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:16,748 - 75. 157 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,116 - [laughs] all right, dude. 158 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:21,520 I'm not gonna take it. 159 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,091 - Frick! I would have won $50. 160 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,759 - You getting angry. - Crap! 161 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,528 - Dude, we're next to a church full of nuns. 162 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,296 Murph comes in here with guns blazing 163 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,731 Like tommy cruise in jack reacher. 164 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,933 I'm like, "what's going on in your nebby head?" 165 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:37,235 - Looking to get out of the house for a little awhile, 166 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:37,936 Get away from my home. 167 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:40,072 You gonna sue me for leaving my house for a weekend? 168 00:05:40,074 --> 00:05:40,639 Go ahead. 169 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:43,675 - Is everything all right with you and murph? 170 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:44,509 He don't look so good. 171 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,178 - That dirt showed up knocking for youse? 172 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,913 Deb, ask him what happened to our savings. 173 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:49,715 He's got me feeling so low, like I'm tom hanks 174 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:51,216 Walking around rittenhouse square with aids. 175 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,784 - So, murph, what brings you to pittsburgh again? 176 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:55,354 - Oh, I'm going over to that p.A. Pawn shop 177 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:57,055 Owner-operator conference in erie. 178 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,023 Thought I'd stop by on the way. 179 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,525 - I don't think the pawn-ference is till August. 180 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:01,526 - I left teresa. 181 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:02,561 - That's not what teresa says. 182 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:03,628 - You talked to her on the phone? 183 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,230 - She was putting pop in your second fridge. 184 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:07,032 - I'm four irons in. You got to catch up. 185 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,734 - Maybe you could have a pop instead. 186 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,369 - I don't even feel a thing until my sixth. 187 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:12,070 - We need to get you some pop at the store, 188 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,205 And you better get out on the grass. 189 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,307 - Don't you worry about me. I got a plan. 190 00:06:15,309 --> 00:06:16,808 Everything's gonna be just fine. 191 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:17,943 I'm anthony downpour, 192 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:21,780 And this is the channel six action weather accu forecast 193 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:22,414 And lotto drawing. 194 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:25,083 - I always like getting my numbers from anthony downpour 195 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,084 'cause I get the weather too. 196 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:28,854 - So tomorrow we can expect a high of... 197 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:29,488 28. 198 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,889 And our lotto number is... 199 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:31,556 11. 200 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,626 On Thursday, we'll see a high of 26. 201 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:36,661 And for our big five lotto number... 202 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:37,662 - Yeah, maybe you'll win. 203 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:38,497 There's only, like, what, 204 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:39,765 14 million people in pennsylvania? 205 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:42,000 - The odds aren't bad. - Your chances are real good. 206 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:44,436 - And our pick five number is... 207 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:45,103 72. 208 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,438 I wish it was the other way around, 209 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,774 'cause then the temperature would be 72-- 210 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:49,274 Nice. 211 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:51,810 And then the pick five would be 35, 212 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:52,744 Which doesn't affect anything 213 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,714 Except certain people's numbers that they picked. 214 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:56,882 - Frick! Frick! Crap. 215 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,850 - I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce the witness. 216 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:01,820 This is joanne. What are you, 5'10''? 217 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,155 Probably like 5'11''. 218 00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:04,389 - I lost everything. 219 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:06,291 - Don't tell me youse lost the house. 220 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,659 - Even worse. 221 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,695 What's going on with my face here? 222 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:11,630 - It's--you got three rivers 223 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,165 Coming down out of your eyes, bro. 224 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:15,667 - I ain't ever cried before. - Let it out, man. 225 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:17,836 It's like the monongahela and the allegheny 226 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:20,639 Forming on your upper lip to make the ohio. 227 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,207 - Now the bookies are gonna come after me. 228 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,276 I gave them all my money. They still want more. 229 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,611 That's why I had to take a greyhound here. 230 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:27,279 - Oof. 231 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:28,513 Better to crawl on the ground 232 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:31,349 Than taking a greyhound. 233 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:42,661 - What do we know? 234 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:44,963 - We were about to catch the drug dealer, 235 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,232 But he blew off the rendezvous at the last second. 236 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:48,767 - Someone must have tipped him off. 237 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,702 - You don't think they have someone on the inside? 238 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:53,371 - Get me hard copies of the car phone call records. 239 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:55,640 - But that'll take four to five business days. 240 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,709 - Well, I've got just one question 241 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:58,577 For you, rookie. 242 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:02,080 [electronics whirring] 243 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:05,417 Does your office... 244 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:07,519 Have the internet? 245 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:10,922 - He was one of the toughest sheriffs 246 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,324 In all of albuquerque, new mexico, 247 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,259 Until an encounter with a rogue yellow jacket 248 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:16,328 That left him stunned and on the ground. 249 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,596 - I'm allergic to bees. 250 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,197 - His lifeless body was reanimated... 251 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:19,965 - It's just a bee sting. 252 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:23,001 - And equipped with the latest in modern hardware. 253 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,803 He now uses his microchip-powered brain 254 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,305 In his relentless pursuit of dangerous criminals. 255 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:29,341 Is he a man? Is he a machine? 256 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:32,878 He is manchine. 257 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:40,452 - How's it coming along? 258 00:08:40,454 --> 00:08:41,686 - Hold your dingoes, stephanie. 259 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,890 I'm downloading literally hundreds of kilobytes 260 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:45,891 Of information. 261 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:49,327 [computer beeping] 262 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:52,998 - I could come back when it's closer to being ready. 263 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:53,698 - Stay. - Okay. 264 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,501 - I just want to make it clear, we need access to the phones. 265 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:57,736 If we don't call in lunch by noon, 266 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,604 It'll never be ready. - Well, I'm hungry. 267 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:01,506 I'd love a sausage sizzle or something. 268 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,341 But I don't know if he eats food. 269 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:06,745 [modem beeping] 270 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:10,415 [upbeat music] 271 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:11,483 - Oh, hello there, 272 00:09:11,485 --> 00:09:13,385 And welcome to the last hotbed 273 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:16,988 Of unadulturated, pure racism, south africa. 274 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:17,789 - I don't feel it's worth 275 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,124 Bringing that up here, to be honest. 276 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,026 We know it's a problem. - This is roz han. 277 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:25,363 She's a lpga golfer/reality show star. 278 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:26,598 - I'm wearing black and white today 279 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,600 Because of south africa's history of apartheid. 280 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:32,404 But now black and white can live together happily 281 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:33,939 Much of the time. 282 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,840 - And I'm wearing beige, because I'm told 283 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,042 It makes my eyes pop. 284 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,077 Show us your songs here. 285 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,779 [keyboard playing] 286 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,981 - ♪ I'm thinking 'bout ♪ 287 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:46,818 ♪ you and me sitting in a sauna ♪ 288 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,920 That's all right, isn't it? - [chuckles] 289 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,221 - ♪ thinking 'bout ♪ 290 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:53,458 ♪ wayne rooney kicking from the corner ♪ 291 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:56,094 ♪ premier league football and you ♪ 292 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,563 ♪ there's nothing I wouldn't do ♪ 293 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,832 ♪ watch premier league football ♪ 294 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,301 ♪ if you would be my girlfriend ♪ 295 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,503 - So you flew yourself down here. 296 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:06,271 - Yeah. 297 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,172 - And now you have to go 298 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,506 All the way back to london. 299 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:09,307 - Yeah. 300 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:12,110 - When is our travel department gonna get this right? 301 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,211 - You steal that? 302 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,412 - No, I didn't steal it. No. 303 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,314 - Do you need a crust of bread of anything? 304 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:20,485 Maybe a little bit of soup or gruel or something? 305 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:21,086 [laughs] 306 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,355 'cause you seem like a street rat 307 00:10:23,357 --> 00:10:25,457 From the edwardian period. 308 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,224 - Give it a go, mate. 309 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,726 - I feel like he could be modeling 310 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,527 For calvin klein, the way he looks. 311 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:30,061 Look at him. 312 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,297 I mean, I know he might have stolen the piano, 313 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,632 But he looks bloody gorgeous. 314 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,367 - Why don't you lay off him, gene? 315 00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:36,101 He's a musician. 316 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,235 He's an artist, just like me, 317 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,570 And you just don't even understand it. 318 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,538 - Listen, I'm about-- - 'cause you're just an actor. 319 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,073 - I'm about to hook him up. 320 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,908 Listen, you're garbage, okay? 321 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,778 You got no talent, but I like your style, all right? 322 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,514 See you in london, you street rat. 323 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,315 [laughing] 324 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,450 You're going to london. 325 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:53,852 - Yeah, I live in london, 326 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,787 So I'm going--going there. 327 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,022 - Coach teacher, that's me. 328 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,023 Well. [clears throat] 329 00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:01,526 - [indistinct high-pitched rapping] 330 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:09,134 ♪ ♪ 331 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:13,104 [electronic dance music] 332 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,372 [squeals] 333 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:18,643 - Yup. 334 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,111 You know, I hate your act. 335 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,814 I hate it so much that I want to throw up. 336 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:26,051 And with the shock stuff with the nelson mandela thing, 337 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,753 Don't put the modern-day gandhi in your song 338 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:31,089 In a disrespectful way, okay? 339 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,258 That's what you don't want to do. 340 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,292 - This is our style. 341 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,695 This is how we do it in south africa. 342 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,297 And if you don't like it, we don't need you around. 343 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,633 - I just think that madiba is worthy of our respect 344 00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,935 And shouldn't be [bleep] upon by just hooligans. 345 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:47,172 - Well, maybe they're deserving of your respect. 346 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,106 Nobody listens to you. 347 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,240 Nobody cares about your opinion. 348 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,810 Are you guys-- would you ever watch this show? 349 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:52,310 Both: No. 350 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,846 - Gene creemers, you can take that hand and... 351 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,082 [horn blares] as possible... 352 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:57,816 - Pardon? 353 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:58,717 - And... [horn blares] 354 00:11:58,719 --> 00:11:59,718 'cause you can... [horn blares] 355 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,786 - Did you get that? Did you get that on camera? 356 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,755 You see that kid? He's garbage. 357 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:06,057 He's trash. All right? 358 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,659 - This show's amazing. 359 00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:09,060 - [laughs] pathetic. 360 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,196 You win. [laughs] 361 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,397 You're going to london. 362 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,532 [upbeat music] 363 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,867 [alarm blaring] 364 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,769 - Has gene creemers lost his mind? 365 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:21,206 - Bryan stormed offstage, and I can't say I blame him. 366 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,774 Stop picking on bryan, old man. 367 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,876 - You don't know who you're messing with. 368 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,778 - We're here for you, bryan. 369 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,380 - ♪ I miss you ♪ 370 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:35,286 ♪ when you're far away ♪ 371 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:38,022 - Any shout-outs to the-- anything in the commonwealth? 372 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:41,593 You've both spent time in london and scotland and... 373 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:42,927 - I guess I'll give a shout-out 374 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:46,097 To the 25 coffee shops in scotland 375 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,400 That claimed that j.K. Rowling wrote her novels there. 376 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:53,605 - [laughs] - that's beautiful. 377 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,174 [bluesy rock music] 378 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,575 - It feels a little weird taking help 379 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,644 From my weird cousin don, but honestly, 380 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:00,879 I'm at the end of my rope. 381 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:01,646 - Little does he know, 382 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:04,482 One of the top pop artists of all time 383 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,650 Lived in pittsburgh 384 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:06,885 Before he moved to new york. 385 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:07,952 - All right, this one's called 386 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,454 Three men and a little painting. 387 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,589 It's basically a collaboration between him 388 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:15,160 And a young black artist he met in new york city in the '80s-- 389 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,027 - Okay, you know what? 390 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,128 The only art I'm interested in 391 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,798 Is the tattoo that my girl's got on her back 392 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,333 Of the liberty bell where the crack 393 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,101 Is her crack. 394 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,235 - That's hot. - I'm out of here. 395 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,905 - All right, see you later. - Real classy. 396 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,239 - Yeah. 397 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,642 [pensive guitar music] 398 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,377 You like that one, huh? 399 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,411 - It's beautiful. 400 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,412 Like my girl in the morning 401 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,281 After she puts on her brown lip liner 402 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,283 Before she fills it in with lipstick. 403 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:41,052 - This is from a period where he was exploring 404 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,754 Having a bunch of dudes whip it out 405 00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:46,124 And whiz all over canvases. 406 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:46,925 - Transcendent. 407 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,427 I saw this pee painting, and I just immediately, 408 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,129 Pow, thought of teresa. 409 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,330 - Did you ever play corn hole? 410 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,198 - Corn hole? - Yeah. 411 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,500 It's like two wooden planks with holes in them. 412 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,368 You chuck beanbags through it. 413 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:03,041 - I entered you in this. 414 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,242 - Whoa. 415 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,009 What the hell is this? 416 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,045 - That, sir, is the pennsylvania olympics, 417 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:11,216 The turnpike tourney, the commonwealth games. 418 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:11,850 - For real? 419 00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:13,384 - Nah, it's just a couple of jagoffs 420 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,319 From the bar down the street. 421 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,154 They come over, deb makes pierogies, 422 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,021 We play corn hole. 423 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,190 It's called corn hole, and it [bleep] rules. 424 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,493 Never won before, and this feels like my year. 425 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,262 - We'll see what happens. [both chuckle] 426 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,632 [rock music] 427 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,934 What do you think about people from pittsburgh? 428 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,736 - I've met very few of them, honestly. 429 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,372 I think I've only met probably five in my lifetime 430 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,241 That I can think of off the top of my head. 431 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,442 - Well, 'cause they can't leave. 432 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,509 They're all stuck in the mines. 433 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,511 - That's right. It's like the hobbit. 434 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,346 [both laughing] 435 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:42,914 They're a bunch of dwarves 436 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,315 Carving out the mountains. 437 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,784 [rock music] 438 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:50,321 [computer beeps] - got it. 439 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,023 Don't come any closer. 440 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,759 I can't have coffee near my keyboard. 441 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:57,428 Okay, I've been granted access to the phone records. 442 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,330 The last number to call that car phone 443 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,565 Came from inside this building. 444 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,400 All I need now is access to the phone extensions. 445 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,937 - As the only other australian working for the u.S. Government, 446 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,305 I want to be on your side, 447 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,340 But your job is information retrieval, 448 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,576 Not stirring up a hornet's nest. 449 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,877 - Come on, stephanie. 450 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,013 Not only are we both aussies, 451 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,547 But we're clearly in love. 452 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,149 - You're right, brick. We are in love. 453 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,718 But we can't be together because you're half machine 454 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,922 And half man, and I am one whole woman. 455 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,189 But do you know what I can do? 456 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:30,028 I can go right now and get those extensions for you. 457 00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,131 - Thank you. 458 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,733 I don't trust any full human in this office. 459 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,269 Better ask jeeves. 460 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,270 - Hello, sir. 461 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:39,938 - Yes, jeeves. 462 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,440 I need access to the phone records for the building. 463 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,976 - She told you not to stir up a hornet's nest. 464 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,377 - That's where you're wrong, jeeves. 465 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,713 You're my butler who lives inside of me, 466 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:49,847 And I need that information. 467 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:53,284 And while you're at it, get me a cup of digital tea. 468 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,720 [laughs] - good-bye, sir. 469 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:56,721 - Bye, jeeves. 470 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,656 - I got the list of extensions. 471 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,024 Now we just have to read them. 472 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,993 [dramatic music] 473 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,428 He's getting away! 474 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,397 ♪ ♪ 475 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,734 - [grunting] 476 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,470 - Suck my disk. 477 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,840 [rock music] 478 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:16,808 - Hey there, planet earth. 479 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:20,311 It's about time to show us your songs, commonwealth. 480 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,913 Here we are in australia, 481 00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:24,248 Land of the queen's jumping dogs. 482 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:27,085 With me permanently is r. Shrift. 483 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,653 - Ah. Gene creemers. 484 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,656 Truly an honor to be at the judging table with you. 485 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:32,623 - Honor to be working with you. 486 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,193 And a big fan of all your australian syndicated shows. 487 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:38,730 - Who could forget my first big success, rocks & roll, 488 00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,631 About a renegade geologist? 489 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,067 I followed that up with another hit show 490 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,969 That went into syndication, 491 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:45,737 Manchine. 492 00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:49,073 I went to make dentist the mentalist. 493 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,742 You're gonna need a filling. 494 00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:52,443 - Do I have a cavity? 495 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,544 - No. 496 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,580 But you will. 497 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,115 - Oh. - I can tell. 498 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,583 I've got psychic powers. 499 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,184 The latest show that I'm cooking up 500 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,987 Is the most exciting one I've ever made. 501 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:03,955 - Hit me with it. 502 00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:06,791 - It's called blackface. 503 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:07,592 - Black--blackface? 504 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,428 - It's the story of a australian miner. 505 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:10,928 - Okay. 506 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,664 - He returns to the surface of the earth blinded... 507 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,533 - Okay. - Not only to the light... 508 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,002 - That's a--that's a problem. - But to injustice. 509 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,170 We need to stop this. 510 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,371 I know a huge amount of people 511 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,875 Who wouldn't appreciate you saying anything close to that. 512 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,209 Are you done? 513 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,611 - For now. - Okay. 514 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,846 Before we throw another song on the barbie, 515 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,015 Let's meet one of our song faces. 516 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,383 - Hey. [chuckles] 517 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,553 I'm thomas taluapapa mcmullin. 518 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,988 I am from samoa, 519 00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:38,589 And my song is my breakdance. 520 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,426 Every morning, I wake up, I try to find something 521 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,728 To dance on--a banana leaf, something like this. 522 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,797 The better dancer I get, the less I rip up 523 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:46,731 The banana leaf, yeah? 524 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:47,732 So then I just keep on dancing 525 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,734 Until there was no rips in the banana leaf, 526 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,835 And then I knew I was good. 527 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:54,539 But then I got over to this fiji feet fest, yeah? 528 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,875 And then all of a sudden, I heard a snap. 529 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,844 Just the middle of my back. 530 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:03,214 And they carried me off on a banana leaf. 531 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,917 Something that I used to train on 532 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:10,488 Now the thing that I'm getting carried off on. 533 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:11,789 But now I'm back. 534 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:12,890 Sometime, maybe mother and brother 535 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,993 Think it's too early for me to jump back in there, 536 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,762 But I got the heart. 537 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,629 I got the spirit. 538 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,331 I'm coming for you, gene. [laughs] 539 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,966 - [laughing] okay. 540 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,168 That featurette was a real fandango. 541 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,737 Now let's see what you have to bring here. 542 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,005 - I'm gonna do a little dancing. 543 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,207 I'm coming after you, gene. 544 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,776 - All right, sa-mo-us your songs. 545 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:32,677 [both laugh] 546 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:33,811 - Great one, gene. 547 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:34,579 [hip-hop music] 548 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,980 There you go. - All right. 549 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,682 - I like what I'm seeing so far. 550 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,750 - Uh-oh, I like his pretty diaper. 551 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,552 - Show us what you got, thomas. 552 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,488 - ♪ yourself, a'ight ♪ [sharp crack] 553 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,190 [solemn music] - uh-oh. 554 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,392 - What's wrong there, thomas? 555 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,962 - Thomas. 556 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,697 You're good? You done? 557 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,365 Okay, well, you can go to london. 558 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,900 That's fine. 559 00:18:55,902 --> 00:19:00,338 [both crying] 560 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,305 [bluesy rock music] 561 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:05,176 - Keep your eye on the bag, jag. [laughs] 562 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,577 [all cheer] oh, man. 563 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,880 I've been doing this tournament for a number of years. 564 00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:10,848 I've never been the champion of it, per se, 565 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,751 But, you know, I feel good about today. 566 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,153 [laughing] 567 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,255 Darren, you suck, dude. 568 00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:19,857 - Oh! 569 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:20,858 I'm feeling pretty good. 570 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:21,826 I ain't bet on anything, 571 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,027 And I haven't had a drink 572 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,729 Besides water in a fort. 573 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,331 - Whoa, dude, slider. 574 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,299 Murph's killing it. 575 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,835 - I'm in the zone. Auto zone. 576 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,770 - Hey! - There you go. 577 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,039 [country music] 578 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,507 [all cheer] 579 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,609 - [laughing] 580 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,210 Whatever. 581 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:42,079 - So it's just me and my cousin murph in the finals. 582 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,414 - Let's go, babe. - [grunts] 583 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,849 - Oh! - Ooh. 584 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:45,716 - Damn! - Hey, don. 585 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,218 This one's for the win. - Yeah, I know. 586 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,553 - You've taught me everything I know. 587 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,988 When I drop this bag in that hole right there-- 588 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,223 - Yo, murph. 589 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,157 - Teresa? 590 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,825 How'd you get here? - Joe drove me. 591 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:55,826 - Yeah, I drove her. 592 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,229 - Teresa? What the heck is she doing here? 593 00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,130 And joe's there too. 594 00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:00,131 - Don called me and told me 595 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,599 How much better of a man you've become 596 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,934 Since you seen that pee painting, okay? 597 00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:03,801 - Honestly, I'm so touched 598 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,103 By everything that don done did for me. 599 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,538 [sobs] - poor baby. 600 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,674 - So this tourney's pretty important to you, huh? 601 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,977 - Never won before, and this feels like my year. 602 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,613 - I wish there was some way to repay him. 603 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,585 [all cheer] - ♪ you did it ♪ 604 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:23,588 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 605 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,023 I'm the champion of keystone state! 606 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,558 Frick this cesspool. 607 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,193 I hope your whole goddamn city 608 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,629 Goes up in an abandoned factory fire. 609 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:34,098 I'll tell you what's important, is winning. 610 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,833 'cause that's what philly guys do. 611 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,368 - Joe, can you get yourself home? 612 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,269 We're taking your car. 613 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,804 - Party's over! You hear me? 614 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:40,504 Leave, jagoffs! 615 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,840 I didn't win the corn hole, but we snagged 100 bucks 616 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,276 Selling them pierogies, so who wins? 617 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,144 [laughs] - youse want a beer, hon? 618 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,113 - Yeah, I want a beer, deb. 619 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,348 - Here's six of 'em. 620 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,351 - ♪ what city are we in ♪ 621 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,524 - Ha ha. Good at bizness. 622 00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,226 - Ow. 623 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:06,264 - What are you doing? 624 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,331 - Your daughter's gonna have a cavity. 625 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,634 - She's got plenty of time to improve her hygiene. 626 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:13,104 - All those baby teeth are gonna fall right out of her face. 627 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,905 - What about me? 628 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:17,675 - You're gonna need a filling.