1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:03,369 - Hey, man, what's up? 2 00:00:03,371 --> 00:00:04,103 - Not too much. - Cool. 3 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:06,638 My name's bee-czar. You like carnivals? 4 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,240 - They're okay. 5 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:09,942 - You should try blisteritos. 6 00:00:09,944 --> 00:00:13,012 They'll blow your mi-I-ind! 7 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:19,318 Eating a blisterito is like having 8 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:23,322 A thousand bees sting the inside of your body. 9 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:25,891 Yo, I'm a straight-up bee. 10 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:28,293 It's real. 11 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:31,230 [monitor beeps] 12 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:32,131 - Hi. 13 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,832 So what's the problem? 14 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:34,900 - He ate a blisteritos, 15 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:38,237 And now he has ended up stuck like this. 16 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,371 - There is a class action lawsuit 17 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,073 Being brought against blisteritos. 18 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:43,242 And you and your son are eligible to participate, 19 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:47,079 But your son would have to never eat blisteritos ever again. 20 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:47,713 - Uh-uh. No. 21 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:51,850 - Blisteritos-- they'll blow your mi-I-ind. 22 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:52,718 - Next. 23 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,821 [dubstep music] 24 00:00:55,823 --> 00:01:04,129 ♪ 25 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:15,874 - I'm liz. 26 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:16,909 - And I'm liz. 27 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:19,878 This year I'm gonna discover who I am. 28 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:24,483 - I love to have fun, but now I'm having fun for two. 29 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:28,420 Our p.R. Firm is called publizity. 30 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,388 [both slurping] 31 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:31,723 - It plays off our name. 32 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:35,160 We have a meeting with the ceo of blisteritos, 33 00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:36,428 A company under fire. 34 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,464 Blisteritos is in need of a makeover. 35 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,332 - I'm sure you've heard we're in the middle 36 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,401 Of a class-action lawsuit. 37 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:43,769 - I know. Congratulations. 38 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,003 - No, it's bad. - Oh. 39 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:45,737 - It's really bad. 40 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:48,974 Due to blisteritos causing facial 41 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:51,110 And head damage to everyone 42 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:52,444 Who eats it, volcano head. 43 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,512 - I think you're looking on, like, 44 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:55,114 A negative side of things, and, like, 45 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:58,117 Let's look at the positive aspect of your product. 46 00:01:58,119 --> 00:01:59,084 - Okay. - This is, like, 47 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:01,487 A healthy product, and it's, like, delicious. 48 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:02,855 - Mm-hmm. - It is not healthy. 49 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:04,523 I can't say if it's delicious. I've never eaten it. 50 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,625 - Yeah, but, like, any press is good press. 51 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,827 - No, this is unanimously terrible press. 52 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:10,295 - Really? - Oh, it's bad. 53 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:13,065 - So the heads got, like, ruined? 54 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:15,067 - 400 fatalities. - Wow. 55 00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:16,034 - That's it? 56 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:17,136 How about we just, like, 57 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:18,003 Dig into some ideas? 58 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:19,004 - Love it. - How does that sound? 59 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:20,672 Like, 'cause, like, we put together a binder 60 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,174 With the name of our company on it. 61 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:23,408 It's, like, not a big deal. 62 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:24,309 Okay, here's the idea. 63 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,944 It's called the blisteritos bus, 64 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:27,579 And we send it to the inner city. 65 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,815 Like, that's where, like, the black kids are 66 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,751 Whose faces have all been [bleep] up by blisteritos. 67 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,786 - I don't think we want show a lot of the kids 68 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,021 With the volcano heads. 69 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:37,456 We tried that in a campaign. 70 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:38,590 People hated seeing them. 71 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:41,193 - Fyi, like, in college my nickname was, 72 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:43,428 Like, volcano head. 73 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,164 Because, like, I would suck guys off, 74 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:47,266 And their--well, they would just erupt. 75 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:49,968 - Great. We should go out sometime. 76 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:50,736 - Oh, my god. 77 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,771 - Am I, like, stroking out right now? 78 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:55,274 When I first met trav, I was, like, repulsed by him, 79 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:58,443 But, like, as he became more interested in liz, 80 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:00,512 I was like, "this guy's actually gorgeous." 81 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,414 - We really need to just seem fun. 82 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,782 Blisteritos are fun. 83 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:04,683 They don't kill children. 84 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,985 - Right. Ooh, we could do, like, an app that counts, 85 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:09,788 Like, the deaths. 86 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:12,424 - Oh, my god. Okay, okay, how about this? 87 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,159 Okay... 88 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,100 - That's good. We already sponsor their show. 89 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:24,102 So that's-- that's perfect actually. 90 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,604 - Oh, my god. - Wait, is this, like, 91 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,306 Graduation, like, actually gonna happen? 92 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:29,374 Like, do you know if, like, c-czar will be there? 93 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,842 - Oh, c-czar will be there. 94 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:33,212 - Really? - Yeah, and you guys 95 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:34,279 Will be there. - Really? 96 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:35,881 - And I want to know whatever that, 97 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,083 Like, trash ride is that got him pregnant 98 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:39,084 By that toilet baby. 99 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:41,286 - I know. Who would sleep with a toilet baby? 100 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:43,989 - Honestly, though, like, if you actually look at it, 101 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,624 Like, it could be, like, a businesswoman 102 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:46,725 Who, like, loves to have fun. 103 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,126 - As a sponsor, I know for a fact 104 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:49,761 They're revealing the mother. 105 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:50,696 - [screams] 106 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:53,131 - Yo, what's up, tv, I'm c-czar. 107 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:53,932 Blah, blah, blah. 108 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,567 I'm about to become a teenage dad. 109 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,936 And now if I want to be in my baby's life, 110 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:00,806 I need to learn a whole new set of skills. 111 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:03,942 Welcome... - To dad academy graduation. 112 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:08,113 I'm walter, but you know me better as the wallet. 113 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:10,282 - Why are you talking to me like this? 114 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:11,883 - It's your graduation. 115 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:12,918 - Yo, it's graduation day. 116 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,686 I'm excited I'm gonna see my baby mama, 117 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,955 But first I gotta get through this ceremony. 118 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,824 - You know, the headmaster's done such a great job, 119 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,159 It's hard to remember he's a baby. 120 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,494 - I want to go home. 121 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:24,963 - Kevin, those weird-ass bangs make you look 122 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,398 Like a weirdo gay marine now. 123 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,567 - Don't call me a gay marine. 124 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:29,935 My mother was in the marines. 125 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,537 She was stationed on the u.S.S. Malibu. 126 00:04:32,539 --> 00:04:33,438 Have some respect. 127 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,606 - You don't have to prove 128 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,574 Anything to me, c-czar. 129 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:36,875 - I don't even remember getting 130 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,076 Any lessons from you. 131 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:40,112 - I love you no matter what. - Awesome! 132 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:41,780 - You can play video games all day. 133 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,348 - Cool. - You can get hooked 134 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,284 On methamphetamines. - Good. 135 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:46,518 - I still care about you. 136 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,719 I'm unconditional love. 137 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,188 - He's my favorite. He's my favorite. 138 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:50,922 - Well, hear me out. 139 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:52,591 Unconditional love is just one member 140 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:53,225 Of your team here. 141 00:04:53,227 --> 00:04:54,726 Were you to follow his advice exclusively, 142 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:58,797 It could lead you down some dangerous roads. 143 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:04,269 - Okay. Graduations are boring. 144 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:05,604 I'm out. [bleep] you, c-czar. 145 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:06,772 - What do you want, c-czar? 146 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:07,739 - Let's go destroy stuff. 147 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,441 - I won't love you any less 148 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:12,077 If you do. - Oh, snap. 149 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,579 Now pretty liz and c-czar 150 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:15,247 Are having a baby. 151 00:05:15,249 --> 00:05:17,215 People don't know that on this show. 152 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:18,150 - No one knows. - Nobody knows. 153 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:20,485 Was that hard to keep that a secret? 154 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,020 [laughter] 155 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:23,088 For pretty liz. - It was, like, probably 156 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:25,991 The hardest thing that liz has ever had to do in her life. 157 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,592 - Do you think pretty liz likes liz? 158 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:31,430 - I think that beefy liz has-- [laughter] 159 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,598 - Her name is just liz. Her name is liz. 160 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,834 She's got feelings. - Has way more of a heart 161 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,869 Than pretty liz, but I don't think 162 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:38,670 Pretty liz is a bad person. 163 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,706 I think she's just a dumbass. - Yeah. 164 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:42,607 - A deep, deep, deep dumbass. 165 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,144 - Tell me--listen so I don't make any mistakes. 166 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:48,480 Tell me, what am I allowed to say, and what can I not say 167 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:51,149 If I write a blog post about being out in l.A.? 168 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:52,984 - Uh-huh. - I don't ever want 169 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:53,852 To say the wrong thing. 170 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,387 Can I say I did the red carpet, 171 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:56,288 There was a lot of big stars? 172 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:58,056 - Yeah, I wouldn't mention the product. 173 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:00,158 I would keep the details a little vague. 174 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,626 - Yeah, okay. 175 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:04,763 [dance music] 176 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:05,397 ♪ 177 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:07,432 - The blisteritos presents dad academy 178 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:09,768 Congraduritos red carpet viewing party 179 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:12,571 Is off to a blistering start. 180 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:16,608 There were so many amazing guests at the red carpet-- 181 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,910 A guy from pawnsylvania came. 182 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:22,481 - What's up, weirdo? Yeah! 183 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:23,648 - Keith shawn was there. 184 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:25,650 - So I became a fashion designer this week, 185 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:27,686 And I made these really cool bags. 186 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:29,020 - These are amazing. 187 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:30,889 - Yeah, they're really great. They're not reversible, 188 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,257 And they light on fire very quickly. 189 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:34,059 - Oh, my god. That's perfect for blisteritos. 190 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,595 Oh, my god, it's katy perry. Oh, my god. 191 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,063 Nice to see you again. Liz from publizity. 192 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,699 Sorry my hands are so cold. - That's okay. 193 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:42,734 - It's like, oh, my god, katy perry showing up? 194 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,202 Yeah, okay, not a big deal. 195 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,971 Huge deal. - I've been hearing a lot 196 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:47,506 Of things about blisteritos, 197 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,040 That they really, like, are painful 198 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,075 When people put them in their mouths. 199 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:53,011 - Those are, like, rumors, and they've been, like, debunked. 200 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,279 Like, completely, like, debunked. 201 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:56,882 So there's nothing to, like, really worry about. 202 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,450 So what we're gonna have you do is just, like, 203 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,786 Walk the red carpet-- - you know what, I really can't. 204 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,120 I didn't want to make a big deal out of it, 205 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:05,891 But I actually have my own flamin' hot pop chip coming out. 206 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,125 - Congraduritos. 207 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:07,993 - I'm sorry. 208 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:10,295 - Blisteritos are really good. You should try one. 209 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,831 They're, like, actually, like-- 210 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,399 They're actually really good. 211 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:15,767 - Are you okay? - Mm-hmm. 212 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,235 It's really nice. 213 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:18,670 - So there's no other way out, right? 214 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,205 - Did you get one of these? - Excuse me. 215 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:22,441 - Did you get one of these to hold? 216 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:23,842 - No, sorry, I can't. 217 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:26,278 I can't. This is a conflict of interest. 218 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,746 - Liz is pregnant, and she's being, like, 219 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,247 A real bitch right now, and I met this guy, 220 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:31,082 And he's, like, the guy from blisteritos, 221 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,050 And, like, he's really nice, 222 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,552 But it's like... [babbling incoherently] 223 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:34,586 If you don't walk the red carpet-- 224 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:37,122 - I'm sorry. Ruth! Both: Ruth! 225 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:37,889 Ruth! - Ruth. 226 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,357 - Who's ruth? - Excuse me, I have to go. 227 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:40,525 I can't answer any more of your questions. 228 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:41,726 - Oh, my god, please, katy, please. 229 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:43,128 Katy, no, katy. - No, no, no, no. 230 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:46,731 - Katy, come here. Katy. 231 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:50,068 - Katy perry! I'm c-czar's mom. 232 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:50,735 Hi. - Hi. 233 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:52,370 Jeffrey gurian from comedy matters tv. 234 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,538 - Hey. - Hey, how are you? 235 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:55,073 - C-czar's mom. - Wow. 236 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,141 - Yeah. - You must be so proud. 237 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,809 - So proud and a star on dad academy. 238 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,544 You saw me on dad academy. - Incredible. 239 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:01,313 Oh, what a night for c-czar. - Such a night. 240 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:04,082 My baby's here. Has he told you about mom academy? 241 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,083 - No, he hasn't said a word. 242 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,518 - He's probably not come down the red carpet yet. 243 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,787 - It's incredible for a toilet baby to come this far. 244 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,622 - There's really nothing wrong with this stuff. 245 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:13,391 - You know, he's brave, he's powerful. 246 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:16,528 - [groans] where's liz? 247 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,663 - ♪ I'll treat you right ♪ 248 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:19,931 - So I was, like, walking by the pool, 249 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,199 But, as I was walking, I fell asleep, 250 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,168 And, when I fell into the pool, I hit the water super hard, 251 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,469 But I still didn't even wake up, 252 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:27,105 And, like, I could have died away. 253 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,441 - And that's why you didn't go to the viewing party? 254 00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:30,575 - What? No, oh, I thought 255 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:33,178 We were talking about why I'm afraid for summer. 256 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,913 I'm not going to the viewing party 257 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:38,483 Because blisteritos dust causes miscarriages. 258 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:40,819 And, like, also I, like, can't see the mystery dad. 259 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,354 - Oh. Who's the mystery dad? 260 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,990 - This has to stay just between us. 261 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:45,991 - Okay, I promise. 262 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:49,594 - The father of my child is... 263 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,335 [slurps] 264 00:08:58,104 --> 00:08:59,237 C-czar. 265 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,640 - [squeals] 266 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:07,979 First of all, like, what the [bleep] 267 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:08,847 Is going on here? 268 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,849 - You got new lips without me? 269 00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:12,450 - No, these are blisterito lips, 270 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,586 Which you would have known if you had been 271 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:15,720 At the red carpet, but you weren't, 272 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:16,955 Because you were here telling cassandra 273 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:19,190 That your baby daddy is c-czar? 274 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:22,027 - I'm being here held hostages by cassandra, 275 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,729 Who basically snuck up to me like a poisonous snake 276 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,031 And, like, grappled her arms around me 277 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,732 And just, like, twisted the truth out of me. 278 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,834 Like, she tried to, like, murder me! 279 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:31,469 - Like, she might be, like, a murderer, 280 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:34,439 But, like, I thought we were, like, best friends. 281 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,207 - Liz, it was hard for me to share it, 282 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,710 Because, like, he's, like, disgusting. 283 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,445 And, like, believe it or not, 284 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,713 I love to have fun. 285 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,315 - Well, it looks like you've been having all the fun 286 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:45,784 By not telling me the truth about things. 287 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:46,885 - Like, I'm having a baby. 288 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,453 - I know you're having a baby! - [screams] 289 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:49,387 - I know you're having a baby. 290 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,722 Everybody knows you're having a baby. 291 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,023 Like, we agreed upon it with everybody, 292 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,259 Including the producers, that this was gonna be my year. 293 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:57,028 And now you've just [bleep] me over, okay? 294 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,264 I went to this red carpet event all by myself, 295 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,398 And it was a disaster. 296 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,967 Trav wasn't even there. 297 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,668 Nothing good happens for me ever, 298 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:05,470 And all of a sudden you're pregnant 299 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,338 By, like, a hot toilet baby? 300 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:08,073 I was supposed to be happy for you-- 301 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,575 - Liz, honestly, I am not gonna stand here 302 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:13,411 And get beasted into if you don't simmer down. 303 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:17,082 - No, no, no, I don't accept it! I don't accept it anymore! 304 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:21,720 - [gasps] you lost my niece denise! 305 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,389 My niece denise is coming to visit me in los angeles. 306 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:27,959 I'm aunt elizabeth's, um, niece denise. 307 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,161 - You know what, I just have to take this call. 308 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,229 You guys sit down and figure it out. 309 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,897 - Wait, um, liz? - No, I gotta take this call. 310 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,799 - Liz? - I'll see you guys in a minute. 311 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,701 - You're my niece now. 312 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:40,205 [muffled chatter] 313 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:45,577 [people chattering] 314 00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:50,148 - What the-- hey, that's perverted. 315 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,450 Quit--what are you--quit-- 316 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,052 Quit it! 317 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:57,756 Holy smokes. 318 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:58,456 Get-- 319 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,025 - Oh, denise. - Denise. 320 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,259 - What's going on? 321 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,193 - Hey, aspen, hey, wendall. 322 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:06,331 I'm just wondering if you've got my aunt elizabeth at this point. 323 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:06,765 - Oh. 324 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,167 - What's the situation again? - Yeah. 325 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,435 - Okay, I came to california 326 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,469 To visit my aunt elizabeth. 327 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,505 By some sort of mix-up I wound up with a photographer 328 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,907 Who left me here and then I went into the doghouse to rest. 329 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,943 - You're our rescue girl. - Right, you're the doghouse-- 330 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:20,045 - But not because I'm in trouble. 331 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,746 - I just want you to know that you're our rescue girl 332 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:26,117 Because the [bleep] aspca won't let us take pitbulls anymore. 333 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,652 - Yeah, they think we're fighting them. 334 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:30,188 All we're doing is just drowning them. 335 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,025 [glass dinging] - everybody in. 'suela? 336 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,661 - Wendy and I would like to say a few words. 337 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:37,062 - Okay. 338 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,697 Now, you're probably all wondering 339 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,132 Why you're dressed as movies, right? 340 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:44,869 So this is a celebration of aspy and I's 341 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,806 Exit from the film industry. 342 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,741 - You see, we started as fans. 343 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:53,044 And then we became very active filmmakers. 344 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,614 But we've decided to return to our roots 345 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:57,115 As fans. 346 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,717 And we want to do it with you, 347 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,386 Our closest current drug-using friends. 348 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,687 Let's have fun tonight. 349 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:05,857 Guys, this isn't a funeral, this is a rebirth. 350 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:06,524 - A phoenix. 351 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,726 [applause] - do drugs and be merry. 352 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,528 - Have a great time. Boogie nights. 353 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,663 Whoa, you wigging out? 354 00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:13,231 - I'm just gonna go to the chill room 355 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,133 And smoke opium legend of the fall style. 356 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:19,671 What's up, chill room? Aspy brucks in the hizzle. 357 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:22,273 - Hey. - How's it going, man? 358 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,341 - Oh, my god, no, sit, sit, sit, sit. 359 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:26,945 Dude. Jon heder is "jon here-r." 360 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,347 - Yeah. 361 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,616 - Dude, check it out. 362 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:32,650 "vote for pedro." 363 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:35,420 - Yeah, no, it never gets old. It's awesome. 364 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,689 - Is everybody, like, glomming onto you and being crazy? 365 00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:40,191 - No, not really. - 'cause if they are you sh-- 366 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,259 Feel free to leave. 367 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,827 - Oh, no, I mean it's cool. 368 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,863 I mean, people are being really great. 369 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,598 - Oh, you should just get outta here, then. 370 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,465 - Yeah, um... 371 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,034 - You know, I'm dressed as your character, 372 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,003 And I feel like you're kind of, maybe, like, 373 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,738 Biting a little of my style. 374 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,474 - I'll get out of your hair. I mean, I don't wanna-- 375 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,276 - Oh, cheers. Thank you so much. 376 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:58,810 Cheers, cheers. 377 00:12:58,812 --> 00:12:59,978 - Yeah, I don't want to hurt the party. 378 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,147 - No, cheers, then. - Yeah, I'll get out. 379 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:02,914 Are you--okay. 380 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,015 - Thank you so much for coming. 381 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:07,685 - I don't think there's an un-awkward way of doing that. 382 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:08,853 - No. Cheers. 383 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,488 - But yeah, man. - Yeah, man, totally. 384 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,391 - I just-- I wanted to thank you-- 385 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,794 - Do you wanna smoke opium out of my dick? 386 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:19,130 Welcome to dad academy after dark: 387 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,032 C-czar's fall from grace. 388 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,101 - Now, c-czar needs to blow off some steam. 389 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,436 So I'm taking him to some rich guy's party 390 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,437 In the hollywood hills. 391 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,506 - Ron funches, tiny professor-- 392 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,942 Those are two mother[bleep] I can trust. 393 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,777 - Sometimes you gotta be tested 394 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,779 To find out what type of man you are. 395 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:35,847 I'll take you right back. 396 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,283 - I'm not going back to no graduation, man. 397 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,384 I'm running away from that. 398 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,386 I don't need that kind of [bleep]. 399 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:44,989 Oh, snap! It's charlie from the chocolate factory! 400 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:48,960 Jabba the slut! Oh, no, it's kung fu panda! 401 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,628 Get the [bleep] outta my way, man! 402 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:54,065 Oh, snap. What's going on, ladies? 403 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,201 How you feeling? - O.M.G.! 404 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,602 - Ladies and gentlemen, 405 00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,672 It's james franco from spring brockers! 406 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,842 Bro, check it. Gosling from drive. 407 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:04,375 How are you? 408 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,477 - I don't know what you're talking about, man. 409 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:10,081 - Oh--[laughs] you're the best, dude. You're hilarious. Hi. 410 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,618 Oh, my god, ron funches, my favorite tv lawyer. 411 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,619 Dude, you totally rule. 412 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,954 - Well, you're very scary to me. 413 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,389 - You're like a big couch. I love you. 414 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,023 Here's costumes 415 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,191 From the original motion picture dick tracy. 416 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,428 So just put those on. We kinda got a film thing going on. 417 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,698 But film's dead to us, so just keep that in mind, okay? 418 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,399 - I'm rejecting my tv show. 419 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,636 - Cool. Do you want some crank? 420 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:32,704 You're the vip of this party 421 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,239 And I want you to do cocaine right now. 422 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:34,873 This is terrible. 423 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,709 - I don't know, man, I'm about to become a father. 424 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,611 And now I got this tv show. 425 00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:41,246 And I'm supposed to graduate dad academy. 426 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:44,682 But I also want to reject all those responsibilities! 427 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:45,617 - Here's what I'm hearing. 428 00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:50,054 "I'm angry, I'm good-looking, I'm famous, let's party." 429 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,523 - Yeah, let's party. - Yeah. Yeah. 430 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,792 - I don't care what the wallet says. 431 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,662 - Cool. Yes! [laughs] 432 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,530 That was a lot. 433 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,966 [glass shatters] - [groans] 434 00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:02,500 - Amazing. 435 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,802 Yeah, good. Good, good, good. 436 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,437 [laughs] - [screams] 437 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,772 Yeah! Yeah! 438 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:11,042 - Letting c-czar snort crank was a mistake. 439 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,645 - There might be a lot of movie villains in here, 440 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:16,447 But I'm the only real-life villain in this party! 441 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,950 Blap-blap-blap-blap- blap-blap-blap! 442 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:19,984 - At this point I'm not so sure 443 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:23,321 If c-czar's gonna come back to the graduation. 444 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,355 - Oh, snap, a doghouse. 445 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,992 Yo, lemme get in that doghouse. - No, sorry, it's taken. 446 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:28,927 - Come on. 447 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:29,661 - No, I don't want-- 448 00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,896 I'm in this doghouse right now. Please leave. 449 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:32,563 - I'm c-czar. 450 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:36,768 - My name is--I'm denise. I'm just--I'm denise. 451 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,437 - Can I tell you a secret? - Sure. 452 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,905 - I was crate trained. 453 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,006 - Well, that's cool. 454 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,108 - Yo, that's a cool katniss costume. 455 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,777 - Yeah, I'm katniss from the movie kat-- 456 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:50,281 - Yeah, from hunger games. - That's what I meant. 457 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,683 I miss my real clothes, though. 458 00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:54,919 Believe it or not I'm not normally dressed like katniss. 459 00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:55,820 - Then why don't you go home? 460 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,556 - I don't even know how to get here, I'm not even from here. 461 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:02,894 I flew on an airplane to come meet my aunt elizabeth. 462 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:05,029 But she didn't even come meet me at the airport. 463 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,497 Now I'm living in a doghouse. 464 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,233 - Right? It's like you can't trust adults. 465 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:12,170 - You can't crush the dolt? 466 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,671 - You can't trust adults. 467 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,807 - Oh, you-- well, yeah, you can. 468 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,575 You just have to trust the right ones. 469 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,876 - Are you scared? 470 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,079 - I need, like, a parent or a guardian 471 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:21,779 To get me out of here. 472 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,716 - I wanna be wild and run away from responsibility, 473 00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:28,619 But at the same time I'm like, "this girl needs my help." 474 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,389 - I think you know what to do. 475 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,591 - Denise, this is my friend ron funches. 476 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,960 - Are you from the original motion picture dick tracy 477 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:39,030 Starring warren beatty and his girlfriend at the time madonna? 478 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,532 - You're good at movies. - Thank you. 479 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:45,536 - Ron funches, what should I do? This poor girl needs help. 480 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,138 - Answer's on your arm, man. 481 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,640 Why do you think we tattooed you? 482 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,310 - "making good choices, setting limits." 483 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,879 I'm gonna get you outta here, denise. 484 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,180 You trust me? 485 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,783 - Yes, c-czar. 486 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,085 - All right, denise. - Okay. 487 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,688 - I can feel my parental instincts kicking in. 488 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,523 [triumphant synthesizer music] 489 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,091 And I see a little girl in need 490 00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:10,561 And I wanna straight-up help you. 491 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,765 Because I'm a villain. 492 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:17,368 But I'm a good villain. 493 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,708 - Do you like c-czar? - I love c-czar. 494 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,511 And he breaks my heart into a million pieces. 495 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:27,845 - Mm-hmm. 496 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,847 - And he chokes me up. 497 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:30,648 He's so innocent. 498 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,949 And he just really needs love. 499 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,052 - But he d--he does have a garbage brain. 500 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:34,752 - I don't care. 501 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,855 - ♪ I'll treat you right ♪ 502 00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:42,493 - [scoffs] 503 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,862 Just cleaning up here in the kitchen. 504 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,432 'cause someone doesn't like to work. 505 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:52,470 Or tell her friends ideas about who the father is. 506 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,604 [doorbell rings] 507 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,440 Can you get the door, please? 508 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,041 - Liz, I'm pregnant! 509 00:17:57,043 --> 00:18:00,244 - Fine, I'll get the door. 510 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:07,018 - Hey. 511 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,454 - Oh, my god. It's your niece denise. 512 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,155 - Oh, my god. My niece denise. 513 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:11,956 Hi, aunt elizabeth. 514 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:15,993 - Are you okay? Oh, my god. We were so worried about you. 515 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,795 - What happened to your lips? 516 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,130 - I ate blisteritos. 517 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,565 - You're not supposed to eat those. 518 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,433 Eight kids at our school died of volcano head. 519 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,335 - No, they're fine. Everything's fine. 520 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,003 - They're not fine, they died. 521 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,472 I had-- we had a group funeral. 522 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,307 - Are you okay? Did anybody, like, touch you? 523 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,976 Like, where were you? - I'm fine. 524 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,778 I was at wendy and aspen's house. 525 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,579 I was at a costume party. 526 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,714 That's why I'm dressed up like katniss 527 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:37,448 From the hunger games. 528 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,051 - No, I know what it is. Like, I'm very cool. 529 00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:42,153 I know about--yeah, I get it. 530 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:42,820 Oh, my god. 531 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,755 You have a hand-written letter around your neck. 532 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:49,760 I think letters are, like, so charming. 533 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:53,564 "I found your girl and brought her back 534 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,334 "'cause that's what a daddy do. 535 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,735 "stay wild. 536 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,138 Blap, blap, blap, blap." 537 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,239 [gasps] 538 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,308 It's from c-czar. 539 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,844 - Oh, my god. 540 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,579 C-czar. 541 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:12,316 - C-czar brought her back. 542 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,551 Why didn't he come in? 543 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:16,821 - I think he probably had an appointment. 544 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,689 - Go to him, liz. 545 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,125 Saying I'm sorry is really difficult for me 546 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,127 'cause it's, like, my main pet peeve. 547 00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:25,496 I know I've been gone for a number of hours, 548 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,632 But my life has really changed in that time. 549 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:32,069 I love you all, and I hope I can be a good man like you all are. 550 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,172 - C-czar. 551 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:34,872 - Liz. 552 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,008 - Oh, my god, I love your golden hat. 553 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:37,408 Mm. 554 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:41,712 But listen, like, hats aside, I heard the note 555 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,614 That you tied to my niece denise. 556 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,349 You proved to, like, the entire world 557 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,653 And the television audience that, like, 558 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,555 You're more than a dad. 559 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,122 - I love you. 560 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:53,958 - Well, I basically have, like, deep feelings for you. 561 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,826 And, like, I want you to know that, like, 562 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,261 At this point-- [farts] 563 00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:57,929 [clears throat] 564 00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:59,397 - What? - Like, at this point-- 565 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,598 [farts, squeals] 566 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,000 Like, at this point--[farts] oh, my god. 567 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,468 I think I'm going into labor at this point. 568 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,637 That wasn't how the sentence was gonna end, 569 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,139 But like, I do think I'm going into labor at this point. 570 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:10,942 'scuse me for one moment. - Oh, snap. No, I'll come with. 571 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,610 - I need to push it out like a doodie. 572 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:17,782 [toilet flushing, baby crying] oh, my god, thank you. 573 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:21,419 - Well? What is it? 574 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,622 - It's a toilet baby. 575 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,257 - So I know it's mine! 576 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,326 - Born into the toilet. 577 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,361 - Let's smoke blunts! 578 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,898 [piano music] 579 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:37,301 - ♪ hoo... 580 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,603 [doorbell rings] 581 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,704 - Hey, gorgeous. 582 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:40,871 - Hi. 583 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:45,009 - ♪ thank you for being my daddy ♪ 584 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:51,482 ♪ thank you for being my father ♪ 585 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,919 ♪ I thank you 586 00:20:54,921 --> 00:21:00,791 ♪ 587 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,060 - Haha-- 588 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:06,764 - [chomps] 589 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:07,331 - [buzzing] 590 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,966 Hey, stupid, your bun's too boring. 591 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:12,169 Now blow up your bun with some blisteritos! 592 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,038 - Blisterito bun? 593 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,140 - Also try the cool ranch blisterito sauce! 594 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:17,575 It'll cool your mouth. 595 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,143 - Ooh, that's cool!