I know you're friends with James, but for the past two, three years,
he's been whingeing and moaning on how much work you've been getting.
I can't tell if this is genuine or if it's a reach to get me on side.
What the fuck?
It's Vicky's first night here...
Wow.
...and what a better way to celebrate than a lovely couples' dinner...
We're gonna be in each other's lives for the next 20 years.
...and get away from everyone else?
Knowing Jay and Ricci, - they don't like James. - Yes.
But I don't think they... I know they're not like that.
Rather than go all guns blazing to James,
see what Kyle thinks.
I just wanna know what's been said.
♪ Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
♪ If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party
♪ If you wanna go wild If you wanna go
♪ Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
♪ If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party
♪ Let's party, party Gonna go wild, let's party hard
♪ We're gonna go wild Get naughty, naughty
♪ We're gonna go wild Let's party hard
♪ Gonna go all night, all night All night, all night. ♪
♪ This is the deepest of desire
♪ A spark that turned into a fire
♪ This is the... ♪
Is anyone in?
Are we the first back, or is anyone back?
This has been a banger of a night.
THEY EXCLAIM
Vicky's here, and most importantly, it's been drama-free.
Cheers to having the best time - moving forward. - Fucking right.
It's really upsetting knowing that there's a group chat
that James has slagged me off in and that Kyle knows about it.
This needs sorting right now.
Hi! SHOUTING
Hello!
I need to talk to you.
About what?
Come with me. Yeah.
'It looks like this is gonna go down now.'
I just hope Nathan gets the truth.
Are you involved in the group chat?
With Ricci, Jay, James and me? Yep.
So...
are you aware of the conversation where James has said
I think I am bigger and better than what I am?
Have you seen that? I don't think so.
What I know of Jay and Ricci, I said,
"They would never bring something to the table that wasn't a fact."
Shh, they can hear us. Shh.
LAUGHTER
Right, come on, let's go outside, cos I don't want people...
Kyle was in that group chat, so he'll know exactly what was said.
Right, so, what I've been told is that
it's been going on for a few years now,
and that there's one specific thing about James saying,
"Nathan thinks he's bigger than what he is."
This absolutely stinks of Ricci and Jay shit-stirring.
I don't get why he would say that about me.
Nathan, he would never set out to hurt you.
I know that, but I just... He wouldn't.
He probably said it in a jokey way.
That's OK if it's me and you.
That's OK if it's you and James.
It's OK if it's with them.
I'm not that close with Ricci, and I'm not that close to Jay,
so them jokes shouldn't be made - in that context. - No.
Me and Nathan aren't close, but if one of my best friends,
they're jealous and they're moaning
and whingeing and they're bitching about me,
I'd wanna fucking know because that's one of my close circle.
Ricci is being a good friend, and I agree.
I'd wanna know if one of my friends has said something like that
behind my back.
I, as a person, as a human fucking being,
and as your friend,
I deserve to find out, was something like that said?
That's all I wanna know. I've...
And then all I want, if it was, is an apology. Done.
♪ This is gettin' out of hand... ♪
What's going on?
Er, I... I don't know, mate. I really don't know.
♪ Fallen in a trap... ♪
Ricci and Jay have both told me... What?
...that you've said, "You think you're bigger than what you are."
That would never come out of my mouth,
and I would never directly go at anyone for anything.
I'm not that person.
I can overhear James denying every single bit of this,
but he sent the message,
and there's no getting out of this one.
I'm not believing it. Apparently, he says it's true.
I'm not, I'm not saying...
I don't know if it's true,
because I'm being told this, that and the other,
and I've not seen receipts.
What on earth have Ricci and Jay done now?
They're stooping to even newer lows.
They're trying to turn all my mates against us. They're pathetic.
So the person who's told you,
the two people who don't like me and will never like me. Yes.
Howay, mate.
I'm getting one story from Ricci and another from these.
I just want the truth.
And this is, like, such a fucking mindfuck.
Cos do youse think I wanna be...?
Do youse really think I wanna be sat here arguing?
Youse two are the... It's fucking bollocks.
...closest people to me in this fucking house.
You are. - Yeah. - No, I know.
And this is why...
You never speak to them on the outside.
This is... Exactly, but this is how it's been pitched to me.
I don't even know what Ricci said here, right,
but it's so fucking childish.
It's him all over.
For a 40-year-old man to go on like this, it does shock me.
I just think you are doing everything you can
to get at James.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm devastated.
I can't believe this.
These three cannot fall out, or we're all doomed.
Nathan, I fucking love you to bits. We speak all the time.
I know that, which is why I'm torn at where I am.
This does not sound like anything I would ever do or say,
so I need to see it.
The fact that they're wanting to push that, it's not fair.
It's not fair for anyone.
I'm so annoyed with this whole situation.
I can't take it any more. I'm just gonna go to bed.
I told you, I didn't want this to fucking go that way, cos, like...
I've come here to plan Chloe's 30th,
and now I'm being torn between conversations
between two of my best friends.
This is the last thing I want to be doing.
♪ It cuts you to the bone... ♪
Come here.
Don't worry. KYLE CHUCKLES
I love you. I love you too.
'I don't know what else to say to Nathan.'
I mean, we're all in group chats together,
and a lot of things do get said,
but I have no idea what the lads are going on about.
I'm just gonna have to look in the morning.
♪ You are not alone... ♪
But it could end really badly.
♪ It cuts you to the bone
♪ And you've opened up the door. ♪
♪ I drink more water Got the sunshine on me
♪ I get myself just right I do it day and night
♪ I drink more water Got the sunshine on me... ♪
Guys, get up!
♪ I feel the breeze on my skin
♪ Don't it feel good? ♪
Hi.
Being here eight months pregnant was harder than what I thought.
Even though I feel like I've missed out a little bit on the nights out,
I've still got to catch up with everyone, have a laugh,
and I can still say I was there for Chloe's birthday.
Chloe, how many labiaplasties have you had?
What does that mean? - Fanny. - Oh, one.
I was lying on the bed with Sophie, I went, "Can you do this?"
LAUGHTER
I've had a shit night's sleep
thinking about all of these messages with Nathan,
so I'm going back through the group chat
to see if I can find anything of what was said.
How you doing? I found them messages, like.
So what... what is it? What's the message?
Erm, basically, you say,
"I have noticed a change in him. Yeah, he thinks he's big time."
I'm actually shocked because I was racking my brains, thinking,
"Have I said anything about Nathan?"
But, mate, it was from years ago.
They must have been sat at home scrolling through to find something.
It's just pathetic, mate. It's just really pathetic.
Like, I want this to get sorted
because I speak to Nathan all the time,
I value his friendship,
and I really wouldn't ever wanna lose it.
So we'll have a chat with Nathan.
I'll, er, obviously own up to...
Hopefully, we can get through it
and enjoy the rest of the time.
Ricci might be trying his best to ruin my time in here,
but I'm not letting him ruin my friendships,
so I need to sort all this out.
I don't think Jay wants any problem now. I really don't.
I don't think he... I think he's gonna let you crack on,
and he's not gonna have any conversation or anything like that.
That's fine with me cos, mate, if I was stuck on a desert island
with Jay and a potato,
I'd fucking eat Jay and talk to the potato
because it would have better craic.
It really would. It fucking - would. - LAUGHS
Oh, good morning. Iced coffees.
Ooh. There you go. It needs a little bit of a thingy.
I've just added the caramel.
Right, thank you. Cheers. Cheers, love.
Chin-chin.
It's a beautiful morning, and I am in the best mood.
I've got some exciting news to tell Sophie.
What's going down in Abbietown? Jack is coming in tomorrow.
GASPS No!
- Yeah. Can you believe it? - Ab, this is massive, massive news.
Like, it is a big thing. I've never, ever had a boyfriend... come.
Never, ever. Last time, I was crying that I was single.
Even before that, still upset, going through hell with boys.
I know.
Are you happy? Yeah.
I am really excited for Jack to get here, but I am a little bit nervous.
There's so many big personalities in this house.
I just hope that they accept Jack the way that they accepted Jordan.
I am really excited.
Like, he's such a big part of my life,
and obviously, this is such a big part of my life as well,
so the fact that I can bring them both together is just...
The fact that Jordan is here... I know.
...and they are, like... Best friends.
...best friends.
Jack is Jordan's stepbrother,
and back home, they're literally inseparable.
And he's gonna be over the moon to have him here.
So bring on the invasions of the sexy Essex boys.
Ooh, just...
Essex boys, they just give you a little twinge, don't they?
I know, I'm getting the morning horn.
ABBIE GIGGLES
♪ A real one is hard to find
♪ I think I just need me some time
♪ Cos I got a lot on my mind Yeah, I got a lot on my mind. ♪
Last night has left a lot of things unanswered,
but I am still the party planner here.
Right now, I'm just confirming things
cos I've got a surprise trip planned for Chloe's birthday.
The boring couples are gonna stay here,
and I'm gonna whisk everyone else away.
And let's be honest, some time apart might do us all some good.
Hello. Morning. How are you doing?
Morning. God, a bit rough.
Where are youse going?
Oh, coming for a hug. Come to see you.
I'm absolutely gutted that this has upset Nathan.
I just need to sort all this out.
Well, Kyle's looked through, and he's said there was a message.
All I said was... "I've seen a change in Nathan.
"He thinks he's big time."
So Ricci and Jay were telling the truth.
Fucking hell.
Cos it was when Crew was born.
So it was that long ago, right.
I didn't know it was that long ago.
If it was two weeks ago,
then it would be a completely different conversation.
I don't even know what I was doing back then.
I remember it because you'd just got The Challenge,
and I had to decline The Challenge because Crew had just been born.
And I think that's where the conversation might have come up.
Cos I was gutted cos, obviously, I couldn't do it.
I do hope that Nathan can understand that it was a big transition period.
I felt like I was closing that chapter of my life
and then becoming a dad, and I was scared.
When I got The Challenge and I was doing that,
that was my thing, you know? Yeah.
I think I was just a bit jealous.
That is quite big of Kyle to admit that.
I can see how some of us do get jealous of others
because of their success and, to be honest,
I am pretty fucking big time.
No, don't worry about it. Cos it's...
I just never wanted to hurt you, you know?
You're one of the people in here I wouldn't wanna hurt.
The only thing I was worried about was your feelings.
♪ We were tighter than the heat In the summer... ♪
The last two years, we've got really, really close,
and I value your friendship so much.
It's so good to hear that Nathan hasn't been swayed
by Ricci's meddling.
Me and Nathan have got such a good friendship,
and I would hate for it all to get wasted because of that little prick.
♪ Done with the drama... ♪
I never wanna fall out, man.
I never want you to feel like you feel bad.
I can't stay mad at something that happened so long ago.
I'm just glad it's all sorted and we can put it behind us now,
because I've got to get back to my party planning.
Hands up here. No, too far, too far, too far, too far!
Right, come on. You smell amazing.
♪ What friends are for. ♪
Anyone in the girls' bedroom, downstairs, please!
Can we have a family meeting, please?
Just wanna have a small family meeting.
Nathan's called a meeting. God knows what this is about.
I just wanna go back to bed.
Look at all your beautiful faces.
So, because, Chloe, it is your birthday,
we are going to an eco-friendly, self-sustaining retreat.
I don't think I wanna go. LAUGHTER
"Self-sustaining"?
The only thing I wanna be sustaining is my alcohol levels.
It's my 30th, man!
I'm basically going to the outback, which is just great
It's not in the out-fucking-back. Like, there is a pool there.
There is a lake there, there is activities there.
Can we paddleboard?
NATHAN STUTTERS Yes, we can.
- We can?! - Yes. I love paddleboarding! Whoo!
Oh, my God, this sounds right up my street.
The couples aren't coming, it's just for us singles.
Well, actually, I'll be staying because Jack's coming.
CHEERING
I actually can't wait to finally meet the guy
that's taken our Abs off the market.
He must be quite a guy.
Guys, guys, as well,
I feel like this is my cue to just leave before...
Aww!
Yeah, I feel like I haven't really been able to get involved,
and I'm missing the kids.
I think you've done so well, - though. - I've done ten days.
I think that's a long time.
I am sad to see Marnie go, but I do understand that she needs to go.
That sprout is about to come out her any second.
Right, come on, youse, start getting ready.
Abbie, enjoy your time with - Jack. - Enjoy shitting in a bucket, Chloe.
I've done worse, love. The six is becoming eight.
CHEERING
Shall we go to Lisbon city centre and just, like, do some craic...?
I wanna shop, though. Shop?
On Jordan's credit card. CHEERING
Regardless of being pregnant and boring, I'm so glad that I came
because I feel like I've spent so much quality time with everyone,
and I got to enjoy Chloe's birthday.
I'm so happy that you came. Thank you so much.
I'm gutted that you're leaving.
Me and Marnie used to go out all the time,
and it is hard to, obviously,
maintain your friendship with everyone
cos everyone lives such busy lifestyles.
But that's what's good about Geordie Shore, because once a year,
we all get to, like, literally see each other,
and, like, it's just magical when we do.
I'll give you a hand.
Come on, I'll give you a hand. Oh, good lad.
Good lad! Bye.
Bye, love youse. Bye, love you!
Looking back, me and Marnie were best mates
for a very, very long time.
Right, these are really heavy, - Aaron. - I know, I know, I know.
She's gonna go home, have the baby,
and hopefully, I'll see her next year.
Thanks for helping us. No worries.
It's been nice to see you, Marns.
It's been so nice to catch up. I know.
It could have been really awkward living in this house with Aaron,
especially given all of the past, but it actually hasn't.
I feel like we've grown so much as people.
We're both parents now,
and it's been really nice to catch up with him.
- Listen, have a safe flight. - I know, so nice to see you, Aaron.
Good luck with the pregnancy, Marns.
Thanks, bye. Bye! See you later.
I just can't wait to get home.
I wanna get the nursery ready. I'm in full nesting mode.
Are we all ready for some - wellness and retreating? - Yeah.
Getting back to down to earth.
Come on! Let's go.
Bye, everyone. Have a great time without us!
Bye!
Now that things are sorted between me and James,
I'm hoping that this retreat away is exactly the space
that him and Ricci need so they can take some time to think
and come to some sort of resolution.
This trip has come at the perfect time.
I've been there for Ricci, I've said what I needed to say to Leah,
so I can start enjoying myself.
I would've liked a sausage.
Do you want one? Yeah. Looks really juicy.
Jordan, that literally looks like your cock.
What can I say? That is a big old sausage.
What part of Portugal are we going to now?
Erm, Lisbon, isn't it? No, we're in Lisbon.
My son, Ricardo, is asking where I am, and I haven't got a clue.
We're going to a different part of Portugal just for at little retreat.
Alls I know, it's a bloody long way.
♪ Let's not play pretend
♪ You got what you wanted You got what you needed
♪ All things have to end
♪ Ooh
♪ Moving on to something So much better
♪ So much better... ♪
Ooh!
♪ Ooh, think I'll take this time To just forget her... ♪
I mean, it's different than a nightclub, but very nice.
We have been driving for over two hours,
and we are in the butt-fuck nowhere,
but I've never, ever smelt air so fresh in all my life.
It's actually good for my insides.
Hello! You all right? Hi!
- Welcome. - Nice to meet you. I'm Chloe, the birthday girl.
- Nice to meet you. - I'm Nathan, the one that booked the venue.
Ricci. You all right? Oh, my God.
Are these the room keys? Sure.
Keys for you. Thank you very much.
Keys in a bowl? I hope I get Chantelle's.
Thank you.
Small. Nope.
I booked this place.
I'm not fucking staying in the smallest room.
Oh, my God! Oh! Fucked that, didn't I?
We definitely have done the right thing.
That's got chairs. Yes! Woohoo!
♪ Bass and the subs go dumb When you cruising
♪ Hits so loud... ♪
Seems like you're all locked in there now,
so I've got free rein of the house. HE LAUGHS
I have all your rooms now. You're locked in.
Bye! I'm gonna get myself a nice room!
Little fucks.
He's not as clever as what he thought he was.
I got the key, key, key! I got the key, key, key!
Well, that plan backfired.
You've all locked your doors, you psychopaths.
♪ Feeling like a honey When I'm in these sheets
♪ Feeling so cold With this ice on me
♪ Feeling like I'm dancing When I'm on this beat
♪ Friday night You can feel my heat... ♪
Obviously, you know how much I love a market.
Lisbon's got the best flea market in the world.
Yeah, we haven't got any more room in the house, though.
Don't you worry, Jordan. There's always room.
I've had a lot of therapy in my time,
but my favourite has got to be retail therapy.
Jordan, look, a bell. BELL RINGS
Ring for sex. Yeah.
I didn't come all this way for Soph to drag me round the market.
I feel like I'm back in Romford.
What about the doll in the basket? ABBIE:Urgh!
Oh, look, a magnifying glass for Jordan to find his penis.
Right, what do you think about the flea market?
Yeah, I'm ready for a cold - one. - Yeah? Anybody ready for a drink?
Come on, then, let's flee the market.
Let's flee the market. I like that one, James.
Lovely! Lovely! It's lovely.
Look at that view.
That is gorge. Nice, isn't it?
I love Lisbon. Take it in, Kyle, take it in.
What a beautiful place, and with everyone away on the retreat,
I feel like me and James have just got some space to breathe.
So, how did the chat go with Nathan and yourself?
- It went well, you know. - When? Right, tell me, update me.
So... I need updating.
So it went basically as we expected it.
I think Ricci's obviously tried to make the situation
a lot worse than it is.
Them messages were sent,
and I didn't even know James, and now we're engaged.
That's how long ago it was.
If it was that big of an issue,
and they were really, really, really Nathan's friend,
they would have told him then.
'Exactly.'
Ricci's so self-centred,
he doesn't give a shit about anyone else but himself.
He's only doing all this to try and make himself look good
and make me look bad.
A few year ago... Yeah.
...you were different to how you are now, especially with Nathan.
People grow closer in certain stages in their life,
and I think that when you met Leah, like, you became closer to people.
Like, you were in a better - place in your life. - Yeah.
When we were in the Geordie Shore house in our teens
and in our 20s, we had no care in the world.
We were just living in the moment,
and now the dynamics have changed massively.
People have families, people are getting engaged,
people are getting married, everyone's settling down.
It's been spoken about now - you're sweet with Nathan,
which is all that really matters.
You don't want to be friends with Ricci.
- No. - So we don't need to mention his name any more.
This is about youse two actually smiling now.
You're in. You're with your besties, yeah?
This is exactly what we needed and exactly what we came out for.
We've got some amazing friends in here,
and we wanna have a good time with them.
Can we have a night out? Yeah.
Ah-ah?
Ah-ah! Can I get an "ah-ah"?
Ah-ah! CHEERING
♪ One, two, three, let's go
♪ Yeah, we're nearly at the weekend
♪ Busy week, nearly through
♪ Are you ready for this evening? Getting down, me and you
♪ We got the best thing going Bring out the best in me... ♪
It's our first night at the retreat, and I've organised
for us to get hands-on with the produce here.
We're doing a pizza-making class.
This is so cute! Hi.
Oh, my God, I've never made a pizza in my life.
I haven't.
So, tonight, we're going to do pizza, yeah?
Yes. CHEERING
He's half Italian. From where?
Sicilian.
This is my time to shine, baby.
And spread it a little bit.
Spread it, finger it - fuckin' hell!
This pizza is getting more action than me,
the kinky little dough ball!
I've got a hole in it. I've got... I've made a doughnut.
How do I mend that?
Mine looks like it needs Botox. THEY LAUGH
- Like this. - You're doing it wrong, he's saying.
It fucking looks like your bumhole. THEY LAUGH
What? Has everyone got it right apart from Ricci?
THEY LAUGH The Sicilian!
LAUGHTER
Ricci is trying to speak Italian.
Hold on a minute, this kid can't even fucking speak English.
Thank you.
Yours looked awful before she took over.
Looked like someone's arsehole.
Trying to embarrass me in front of everybody.
No, I won't, cos you keep speaking Italian.
I can see Ricci's pulling out all the stops
to try and impress Chantelle,
but he's gonna have to do a lot better than that.
This is why I got sacked from my mam and dad's restaurant three times.
I don't even know if he's really Italian at this point,
cos that fucking pizza-making is absolutely shocking.
Oh, come on, man. THEY LAUGH
I have had an absolute shocker here, like.
Bene.
Mamma mia. Taxi!
♪ Baby, we could run away
♪ You and me From the night to the day, yeah
♪ Got me feeling real shiny and new
♪ So what's your name? Where you from? What you do? ♪
It's the girls this side and boys that side.
Yeah, why not? Yeah, we'll do that.
CHATTER
LAUGHTER
With all the kids away, I thought we could all behave
like grown-ups for a change, but apparently not.
Isn't this nice? All of the couples.
Me and Vicky, Leah and James, Jordan and Sophie...
Abbie.
LAUGHTER
I'm honestly so excited for Jack to come tomorrow.
Aww! And I feel...
I don't think there's a better group of people
that he could've walked into.
It really makes me happy that you've ended up with my brother.
Like, really happy.
You've brought a new lease of life to him.
She's got a tear. Aw!
'These are happy tears.'
Cos I remember, like, this time last year,
I was just so sad, and I just felt like I didn't have anyone.
And I was just constantly, like, trying to escape,
and I was constantly going on holidays
and partying all the time, and I just felt lost.
Where, fast forward a year,
I'm literally the happiest I've ever been,
and I'm with someone that is just the best person in the world,
and he treats me so well.
'Like, I didn't honestly think that it was possible
'to be in a relationship like this.'
Right, when I met Jordan, I was like, "Oh, my God."
Like, I used to cry at how happy I was.
I felt like I didn't deserve it, weirdly.
Cos people had always said to us, you're not gonna meet anyone,
and you're too loud, and you're too this, and...
Being a Geordie Shore girl, it is hard to find someone,
because we have this massive stigma
and was, like, known for going out and being wild.
We never thought we were worthy.
Us girls were just as mad as the boys back in the day.
CHEERING
And why shouldn't we be?
The only difference is, we got so much judgement for it,
and we really did take it to heart.
The thing is, with Jordan,
I can be Sophie Kasaei around him, and the same goes for Abbie.
Jack lets Abbie be her,
and that is really hard - to find love like that.
Abbie, I feel like the real life's starting now.
It is, it is.
Are youse glad that I brought youse away?
Yeah, I'm not actually missing being in the villa.
Getting away is just so good. I think it's exactly what we needed.
It's been so good, yeah, especially for you, Ricci,
obviously, cos a bit of tension there.
There has been a lot of tension and drama in the villa,
but I've really enjoyed today with you all.
So have I. I have as well.
Really enjoyed, really enjoyed it.
I know I moaned about coming here, but it's actually been really nice,
and I feel like, for the boys,
it's good for them to have a little bit of space.
James came to me this morning, and he apologised before we left.
So, what's he apologised for? He's admitted there's a message
that's saying, "Nathan thinks he's big time."
Right, OK. At least he's being honest.
Yeah.
Finally, James has owned up to something he's done,
and everyone's actually seen that.
This feels like a step in the right direction.
So, how do you feel about it?
If I'm being honest, because it was so long ago,
I don't really want to sit here
and fall out with someone I've built a friendship with.
He was a bitchy boy very earlier on.
Now I do believe he has changed,
and he has got better since he's been with Leah.
I think the complete opposite to you, if I'm honest.
- Do you? - Do you? I agree as well.
Like, I think he HAS changed since he's met Leah,
but I think he's went the opposite way to what you're saying.
Really? Really?
Do you think that's with youse personally or in, like...?
I don't know, I just feel like Leah's influencing him a little bit.
I agree as well. In what way?
I think it's just, ever since he's got with her,
I just think he's acting in a way that he wouldn't have acted before.
So, I completely understand where you're coming from and that,
but let's not, like, blame Leah for James' actions,
cos James is a big boy - like, he's a grown man.
Personally, for me, we've all done things wrong,
and I think, as we get older...
like, Leah should apologise, James should apologise,
maybe you should apologise to James, and it's all...
Little apologies go a long way.
The argument's been fucking going on for a year.
It has to end. It's gone on long enough.
I can agree with you.
Who knows what'll happen in the future?
Cheers to that, guys, anyway. Cheers.
Happy birthday, Chloe. Happy birthday, Chloe.
- Thanks, guys. - Am I getting a present at the end
for all the stuff I've done for you or not?
No, too stingy.
♪ It's a brand-new day
♪ It's a brand-new day... ♪
Good morning, good morning, - good morning. - Morning!
What's this? Coffee.
Well, I know what you like. No water, no hydration, just coffee.
♪ It's a brand-new It's a brand-new day. ♪
So, have you got, like, butterflies this morning?
Yeah.
Jack is coming today, and I've never been more excited.
I've missed him so much.
Well, do you know, my eyes pinged open at nine o'clock,
which is a very rare occurrence for me.
You were up very early this morning.
Shows the true love. I know.
So excited to meet Abbie's boyfriend.
I've seen a huge spike in her happiness,
and that's all down to Jack.
Oh, he's messaged. Ohhhh!
Oh, my God. He's here.
Jack's in Lisbon! Get in!
- Whoo! - Why don't we go and meet Jack first?
So we can warm up and have a little drink,
and then we'll bring him here, and we'll introduce him all to everyone!
I'm excited. Oi, I'm buzzing for him, man.
I'm buzzing for you as well.
Right, Abs, we need to get outfit, hair, blow-dry.
Right, let's help her get ready, then.
Do you know what his favourite colour underwear is?
It's anything I wear. Aw!
♪ Bright afternoon No stone unturned
♪ Going steady... ♪
Bit of a walk, that, wasn't it? Ooh, I'm knackered.
♪ Can you feel it? ♪ Have you been in yet?
No, we're waiting for you.
It's such a beautiful day,
so I've organised some relaxing time by the lake.
Ooh, what's this? Organic? Is it organic?
Is it fuck! it's the cheapest one I could find.
What does she think? I'm made of money?
This retreat's costs a fortune as it is!
Cheers, everyone. Ooh! Ooh!
Oh, God! Pissed already, love.
Right, who's getting in, then? I'll go have a look.
Go on, then! I might go in.
- Are you going in? - Watch them sharks, though, Nathan.
I'm gonna fucking stand on this, and it's gonna sink.
Fucking hell, I'm not gonna jump in that lake,
cos I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna catch.
I'm doing it in my pants, I'm not doing it in my shorts.
Oh, just to get his fucking thong on.
Look at him, he's attention-seeking, with his thong.
What are you saying over there?
No, we're saying you look - great, honey! - Now!
Whoa! Fucking hell.
Fucking belly flop. Belly flop!
AARON LAUGHS That was shite!
I'm trying to help Ricci out when it comes to Chantelle,
but moves like that are doing him no favours.
Tom Daley? More like Tom fucking Dickhead.
NATHAN EXCLAIMS
Eurgh! Eurgh! It's fucking slimy!
What the fuck is that? It's disgusting!
I'm getting the fuck out! LAUGHTER
Chantelle, are you having a go? Aye.
Go on, Chantelle. Go on, Chantelle.
Howay, let's get on this paddleboard,
and, Ricci, I'll show you how it's done.
Oh, shock, he's behind
Right, are you stable? Ricci, I swear to God!
AARON LAUGHS Are you ready?
'I ain't gonna lie.'
There is nowhere I'd rather be
than right here, right now.
Go on, then. Let's go. Stand up, then.
I thought that Ricci had a bad back,
but he seems absolutely fine on that paddleboard.
Chantelle, stop doing that side.
We're going into the bush, man. "Back where I belong!"
- Ricci! - He's taking her straight into the bushes.
Chantelle's taking Ricci straight into the bush.
I never thought that I'd see the day.
He's off. They're off. AARON LAUGHS
THEY LAUGH Ricci, there's a spider!
CHANTELLE SCREAMS There's a spider!
SHE SCREAMS
I am fucking terrified of spiders.
SHE SCREAMS
I didn't even know spiders could swim.
Ah, he's there! AARON LAUGHS
- Now's your chance, Ricci. - It's like a fucking porno, this.
♪ Baby... ♪
Ricci is literally doing anything to get close to Chantelle.
He's literally hanging his balls off the back of her neck.
THEY LAUGH
Go on Ricci, get closer! Get closer, Ricci!
Ricci is loving this,
because I can feel a big hard thing
on my shoulder, and it isn't his leg.
It jiggles. LAUGHTER
Oh! LAUGHTER
That's it, I've had enough.
Get me on dry land, cause I think we're wet enough.
♪ Who's gonna stop us now? ♪
LAUGHTER
♪ You're my appetiser, buffet, feast
♪ You're my appetiser Buffet, freak... ♪
Oh, he's stood you up.
He's stood you up, Abbie. JORDAN CHUCKLES
Right, youse are all doing my head in.
Abbie, I don't... I think he's missed his flight.
These two need to pack it in.
I'm nervous enough about Jack arriving,
and I don't need them two winding me up even more.
I just can't wait to see what he's like in this kind of environment.
Yeah, I don't know. You know him better than us.
I reckon if he goes shy, it'll be for about three-and-a-half minutes.
♪ You're my appetiser Buffet, freak... ♪
Yeah. And then he'll be fine.
Jack's a really big character,
but it's a massive thing coming in here for the partners,
so I don't know how he's actually gonna find it.
- I can hear a suitcase. - Oh, my God, I can hear a suitcase.
LAUGHTER What time do you call this?
What's happening?
Wow.
There he is! You look like you own Lisbon.
I do. LAUGHTER
Come on, then. What an entrance, Mr Rigden.
My feet are fucking sweating. I ain't got no socks on.
I've been up since two o'clock in the morning.
It's taken me about nine hours to get here.
Looking forward to having a proper few good drinks and a good laugh.
Can't wait.
Aw! Aw!
You all right, babe? Yeah.
It feels like I've not seen Jack in ages, and now he's here,
he just looks amazing, and I just want to kiss him all over.
KISSING Aw, that noise is bad.
The PDA of Jack and Abbie is something else,
and it makes us feel really awkward, especially the kissing noises.
Jack... To me being finally part of the couples crew.
THEY CHEER Yes, girl.
This is a really big deal. I've got my boyfriend here,
and he's about to meet my Geordie Shore family.
I just really hope that they get on and they like him.
What's happening? CHEERING
Oh, my God, welcome.
Oi, oi. Hello, hello.
Nice to meet you. How are you? I'm good, mate.
It's great to meet Jack.
I'm absolutely buzzing to see Abbie so happy.
Oh, youse look really good together, by the way.
I know, yeah - funny, beautiful.
THEY LAUGH
Do you wanna have a look - outside? - Shall we show you outside?
Come on, then. Have a little wander.
Welcome home. What is it? Mi casa, su casa.
Mi casa, su casa!
Show me where we're gonna... I'll show you the bedroom.
Let Abs show him round.
- Yeah, see you soon. - See youse in about half an hour.
No fingering in there! No.
JACK KISSES, JORDAN LAUGHS
- Seems like a belter lad. - Yeah, he's buzzing to be in here.
He is, he is.
I'm so glad you're here.
It's unreal, innit? I wanna kiss you.
Oh, God.
HE MURMURS
Oh, fuck me, I've missed you. I've missed you.
I'm so happy that Jack is finally here,
and I cannot wait for him to get to know all of my best friends.
I just hope he loves them as much as I do.
You smell so good as well. Do I?
Yeah, it's unbelievable. Like pepper?
Smells incredible - it's the best things you've ever smelled.
ABBIE CHUCKLES
♪ Late at night time I've been running with my divas
♪ Cos my besties We be jumping to the beat, yeah... ♪
This is so nice. Welcome to dinner.
It's our last night here,
so I've taken everyone to a farm-to-plate restaurant.
Wow!
Oh, my God, it smells so good as well.
Nice, isn't it? Yeah.
This is beautiful. How romantic.
Well, guys, this will be the last supper.
GASPING Oh.
Because I am going back to baby.
I have had a fabulous time, but I'm really, really missing Jacob
and Alpha-Jax now, so I need to get home.
I'm gonna go back in the morning,
I'm gonna go and say bye to the others,
and then I will be on my way to the airport.
I bet you're excited to get home, though, aren't you?
I am. It has... Honestly, it's been such a good time.
I've had a really good time. So, I've got some good news as well.
Tomorrow, Gaz is gonna be back at the villa.
I hope I get to see him before I leave.
Yeah, hopefully. Fingers crossed.
And obviously, we're away for Chloe's birthday,
and, I mean, a couple of years ago, I wasn't sure if this...
I would be here and invited,
but I feel like we've gotten a lot closer, I think.
Yes, we definitely have. Especially this time.
With mine and Chloe's history of, like, friendship,
when she first came in the house,
I kind of felt like I could never really get a bond with her.
Then I obviously found out the reason why
I couldn't get a bond with her is because, obviously,
she was harbouring a secret, that she'd slept with Kyle.
But we've moved on from that now, and, obviously, we are friends.
It has been really nice, to be honest,
and I do appreciate every single person coming for my 30th.
Like, I know we've all had wor ups and downs.
Me and you, Holly, obviously, I apologise for what I did.
And I'm so grateful to just have all of youse here.
Also, you as well, Aaron, like, it's so good having you back.
It's been fucking really good.
You kind of come back to who you were,
even though all the kids and that, you just go back
to being a bit of a... Being radge.
Being a bit of a lunatic, aye. LAUGHTER
Being back with this lot has been amazing.
We've all grown up, and we're all on our own journeys,
but let's be honest, we're still fucking lunatics.
Apart from my kids, the best times of my life
have been in this house, by a million miles.
It has taught us some life lessons, do you know what I mean?
And how to deal with things -
like, I don't think I would have ever had that
if it wasn't for Geordie Shore.
Life lessons, travel.
God, we've travelled the world.
Looking back over the years,
I am so grateful for all the incredible experiences.
Don't get me wrong, we have had our highs and our lows,
but I wouldn't change it for the world.
We wouldn't be anywhere near where we are now,
and we all do have such a special bond.
Very, very special. If youse get a chance,
watch back from when you come in all the way through.
ALL TALK AT ONCE
No, thank you, Aaron. I know exactly how far I've come.
Jesus wept, mate.
I do not wish to go back there.
I mean, I look at that person, and I'm like, "Who was that?"
Like, I don't even recognise it as me. It's so strange.
But I'm the person now that I always wanted to be.
I just think... I love that. You love yourself now.
Oh. And I feel like...
Oh, it makes me wanna cry.
♪ No matter how fast I run
♪ I just can't escape What I feel... ♪
I am proud of the journey that I've been on,
because it wasn't a fucking easy journey.
I just really wanted to be loved,
and I was just trying to find it in all of these awful dark corners.
♪ If only we could just turn it back
♪ To the start... ♪
I would not be who I am right now sitting here
had I have not gone through all of that.
And I feel like us having that experience,
that's why we are family.
Oh, I think I'm gonna get - emotional. - Aww!
Sorry, guys. Aww!
I'm telling you, she's gonna need more wine.
THEY LAUGH
I feel like because I'm getting so emotional,
it's because I've spent a decade with these people.
I love them in every single way, shape or form.
We've been through heartache,
we've been through ups, we've been through downs, physical fights,
and it's just, like, one day, this is...
you're gonna look back, and it's just gonna to be a memory.
They're just happy tears. Happy tears.
Yeah, happy tears.
Just cos I've obviously created, like, some of the best moments
of my life with youse, like, genuinely, like.
We've probably spent more time together
than anyone else in the world.
That's probably why we're so close.
The best 20s you could ever ask for,
and if I got the chance to do it all again,
I would in a heartbeat.
We've got something very, very special,
and I'm so glad that we get to do this.
It's good. I'm so grateful.
It's nice that we can sit and reminisce, isn't it?
Talking about the old times
has reminded us how important these bonds are.
Everything going on with James and Leah is a really small thing
in the grand scheme of things.
At the end of the day, we're a family, and families argue,
but if there's any way I can bring the family back together,
I'll try and make that happen.
To our memories that we've made.
To the mems. To the mems.
Geordie Shore! Wey aye!
I thought I'd come back and be here for the last few nights.
The whole family's back together, so we have to make tonight work.
We need to iron something out.
It needs to stop now.
What is the issue with me?
All the effort to squash the beef.
Leah's just gone over with a hand grenade.
Oh, shit. Fuck's sake.
I think it's sly. I think it's snakey.
She's not getting away
with talking about people behind their back.
What's the ex got to do with it?
Nothing. Fuck all!
♪ Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
♪ If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party
♪ If you wanna go wild If you wanna go
♪ Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
♪ If you wanna go wild
♪ Everyone's here to party Let's party, party
♪ Gonna go wild, let's party hard We're gonna go wild
♪ Party, party, gonna go wild Let's party hard
♪ We're gonna go wild Get naughty, naughty
♪ We're gonna go wild Let's party hard
♪ Gonna go all night, all night All night, all night. ♪