When you were away... Uh-huh.
..something happened
between me and Ricci.
He called you a narcissist.
How the hell am I a narcissist?
Ah! Abbie's just ran back to Leah
and told her what Ricci said.
You're just nasty.
No, I'm not nasty - I'm real. I'm real.
I am fucking sick
of Abbie sticking her nose
in everyone's business.
I'm going nowhere, this is my room just as much as it's yours.
You've never been in it the whole fuckin' time!
What are you gonna fuckin' do?
Fuck all!
Fuck all.
Ricci, why are you looking at us like that?
This is why you don't have girls on stag dos!
Put your eyes back in your fuckin' head!
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
# If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna go wild If you wanna go
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
# If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party
# Let's party, party Gonna go wild, let's party hard
# We're gonna go wild Get naughty, naughty
# Gonna go wild Let's party hard
# Gonna go all night, all night All night, all night, all night. #
# Life's a beach
# So let's party till the sunrise
# Eyes on me Keep on dancing
# It's a good time. #
It's the last day. Nathan, please don't be so loud.
It is the last day, guys.
Everybody wake up together,
let's say this - Thailand, we've been here
# For basically a month
# So everybody... #
Thailand -
thank you, khaawp-khun.
I will be sad to leave Thailand,
but one thing I won't miss
is Nathan's bloody racket every morning.
Actually feel rough today.
You had a big night last night, girl.
I've woken up feeling pretty upset still.
I don't know why Chantelle came for me
as hard as what she did.
Chantelle was just making dig after dig.
She was like, laughing and, like,
as if, "She's getting with Scott, knowing that he didn't want her,
"he wanted to get with Chloe."
Why does she not like you?
I don't know.
She started on me, but like,
I just kept quiet the whole time, but because I was being quiet,
she kept saying it and saying it cos she wanted a reaction out of me
and I wasn't giving her it.
Who was in the car with you? Everyone that probably...
doesn't really like us. Marnie!
Ricci, Casey. What did you get in that taxi for?
I should've never got in that cab.
I won't be mixing with them lot any time soon.
Well, I just think for now,
it's one of them things. This is the last day,
it's so easy to avoid people, so easy to avoid conversations...
It's not, though, when they come in, following you.
Where else can I go?
You just do this, you just pretend you can't see them.
They're fine.
It's becoming very clear that not everyone here is going to get along.
The boys have had their fair share of drama,
but at least they're all sharing a room.
Chantelle seems to only come into the girls' room
when she wants to have a go at Abbie.
I think it's probably best
for everyone if Abbie just stays out of her way today.
We have literally less than 24 hours here.
If you need to avoid conversation, avoid conversation.
I don't want a conversation.
I'm not even gonna to let it ruin my last day at all.
Everyone needs to pull their finger out, stop being an arsehole
and just have a good day. Yeah.
That's my opinion. Here, here, Mr Essex.
# I'm not taking no time. #
Morning. Feeling rough?
Wow, next level.
# I'm not taking no time. #
You all right? I'm ill.
Same. Same.
Oh, my God.
I was MORTAL last night. Well, we all were.
No wonder it kicked off with Abbie.
Can you remind me how I kicked off in the bedroom?
No! I can't.
Was everyone that drunk? Yeah.
I think the thing is, what's happened with Abbie is,
it's been brewing. There's been a few comments made from her side.
Ricci is spot-on.
Me and Abbie aren't getting on.
But I'm just being loyal to Ricci -
she's not being nice to him.
And to be honest, I feel like it's been a bit of a distance
the past few days with the others.
If there's anyone that should've felt left out
in this whole house, it's me.
Cos they've all got a clique.
It's very cliquey. Very cliquey.
Sophie's best friends with Abbie.
Nathan's best friends with Abbie. Jordan's Sophie's boyfriend.
All of a sudden, Chloe's very close with them.
And I don't go in the girls' room
cos it's very cliquey and I'm not arsed to stick with them.
Even I feel that, the cliquiness.
I totally get
where Chantelle's coming from.
I might have made up
with Sophie, but these lot are super tight.
They're a group within a group.
This house is always gonna have a clash of personalities.
You just need to let go of some of the issues and just,
you know, you've got your real ones.
We'll always be here for you. We'll have your back.
I'm very close with yous,
I'm close with yous anyway,
so I'm gonna stick with who I'm close to.
Marnie's right. I've got some real friendships
with these guys, and that's what's important.
I just wanna get on with me day and get rid of this hangover.
It's me last day, it's gonna be a good one.
Down for that! Yeah! You've had a lot.
Yeah. I tried to speak to Leah. I apologised for a few things,
but in the same instance, you've gotta get something back.
I've tried being the bigger man here for James's sake.
But I can't keep apologising to Leah
when Little Miss Perfect won't accept what she's done wrong.
Are you gonna talk today, though - sober?
No, mate. No.
No, no.
Listen, she wasn't having any of it from my side, so it is what it is.
Ricci's my boy,
and the only reason he spoke to Leah was to have my back.
If everybody in this family was as loyal as Ricci,
we wouldn't be getting into this bother in the first place.
Maybes next time, we'll patch things up.
I don't wanna put a downer on things,
but I think there's been some seeds planted. Yeah.
Massively. Agreed.
But on that note, let's have a good final day!
Let's have a good final day!
Marnie, you just stepped on my toe.
# I got the sunshine on me
# I got myself despite
# I do it day and night
# I drink more water
# Got the sunshine on me. #
It was a heavy night last night.
Yeah, it was. Yeah.
I didn't think it would be, I thought it'd be quite tame,
but it escalated. I know.
I feel like we fixed the family about four times now.
I think we're just at the case now
where we've realised not everyone's gonna get on.
Nah... I mean, our wedding's years in advance,
but I already know who's not invited!
LAUGHTER
And I'm so proud of you for yesterday. Thanks.
Yeah. Yep.
At first, I thought, "No, I'm not gonna rise to this."
But then I thought, just cos I'm in this love bubble,
does not mean that I have to let someone speak to me like that.
I just couldn't do it.
So I'm gonna be part of this Geordie family
for the rest of my life now.
I want to get on with everyone,
but I just really can't see me and Ricci ever seeing eye-to-eye.
Glad you're leaving here and you've said everything you wanted to say.
I'm not leaving thinking, "I wish I'd said this or that."
I've got everything off my chest.
'Last night, she's absolutely smashed it.'
She's stood her ground,
and she's told Ricci exactly how she felt.
I want to get you out the villa today. Ooh!
Nice little day date. Lovely.
You know what, cos it's the last day,
and I don't feel like me and you have done much together
just as a couple.
Ahh! What we gonna do?
A couple of massages... Nice!
Maybe a nice few drinks.
Oh, yeah!
End your trip with a happy ending!
LAUGHTER
Hopefully (!)
Whilst them two are off on their date,
I wanna get the family back together and make sure
we're all on good terms because tonight,
I'm throwing a massive villa party,
and I wanna end this stag and hen do with a bang.
I want some apple juice.
I've got your jugs. OK.
I dunno what these lads have been having,
but it smells of pure fuckin' guff in here, like.
How are you feeling, my hungover, beautiful girl?
Oh! I can't do it like I used to.
You can't actually hack it any more. I cannee hack it.
I've been throwing up.
It's took us hours to get out of bed.
And you know it's the last day today,
last night, so,
cos we've got a little bit of free time... OK...
..there's an unreal Buddha temple. I've never been to one, ever.
When I've been before...
Hola! Hola.
What's happening? Hello! Yous look nice.
Do we? How are you?
Are yous as hung over as Soph? I am.
I wasn't sick. Tell them about today.
There's a really nice place I wanna take yous. OK.
And that is a Buddha temple.
Oh, I've been!
Do you feed them? What, a Buddha?
Babe, what are you...? "Do you feed 'em?" Marnie...
I don't know what Marnie's going on about.
Must be a serious hangover, that. Who feeds a Buddha?
Who else is going?
I thought us four, and James and Leah?
Yeah. Do it.
Let's get on the road. Let's just have a little day out, eh?
What a nice way to end Thailand. Yeah.
After last night, I think James and Leah deserve some Zen vibes.
And me and Jordan need to spend some time with Marnie and Casey.
Hopefully, we can all soak up some positive energy
and bring it back to the villa.
ALL: Hola! All right?
MARNIE: Sophie's got a really good idea.
Got a good idea. We're going to the temples. If you wanna come.
We're going to get blessed.
Right, let's go. LEAH: That's a fun idea, Soph.
Marnie wants to feed a Buddha while we're there, as well!
When me and Vicky touch down in the UK,
we're back to being parents again for our son Crew,
and we've also got a wedding to plan.
So it's best off me and her can have some quality time together
before life gets hectic again.
In you go.
It just feels so good,
us two to just get out the villa
and just be on our own.
I'm so excited for a day out today.
I feel like we need a bit of space.
Yeah. From everything that's going on.
Especially what happened last night, with Chantelle and Abbie -
we definitely need the space. I know.
They can sort it out in the villa when we get back.
Hopefully, all the dust will have settled,
and we're gonna have a mint last night.
I hope so.
Come on, then. Up the temple.
Wow, look at this.
Oh, wow. It is actually sick, isn't it?
Oh, my God.
It's fuckin' massive. It is, innit?
I'm very intrigued to see
how Marnie's gonna get a sandwich up to that mouth.
We're gonna get an offering. Right.
So grab one of them, we'll take it up with us.
Yeah? Come on. Nice, nice.
Glad you're here, Soph.
I'm not really sure what I've got to offer
a giant man made of gold.
"Do you fancy a PT session, mate?"
MUSIC SLOWS TO STOP
Thank you. Thank you.
What do I do with it?
We've got to take them upstairs and light them. Up to the top?
Yeah. Yeah.
Wow.
Why does it look like Nathan?
LAUGHTER
They're praying and stuff.
Wow, this is incredible, isn't it?
Wow.
This place is amazing.
It's exactly what I needed after all the stress of last night.
So, you've got to light these. Are the lighters there?
Make a wish.
Everybody, make a wish.
I actually don't know what to wish for.
This trip couldn't have went any better for me.
Over here, there's some bells we've got to ring.
Oh, really? Yeah.
If I'm honest, I haven't got an absolute Scooby's
about what I'm talking about.
I'm literally winging this whole thing.
When you ring the bells,
it brings compassion, positivity,
good energy,
so it's obviously perfect for the house, isn't it?
If you picture the bad energy from the villa in your hand,
and put it in, and...
Ohh! That was a good one. What you got, James?
Bad energy, be gone.
That was a good one.
We could've done with some of these bells back at the villa,
for every day that Ricci kicks off.
The bell end.
We should have a handheld one to take on nights out, as well!
One... Two... Three!
Bad energy, be gone.
Can you hear that bad energy flying away? Look!
WHOOSHING There's the energy!
Bye, bad energy!
'It's so sad for me to see the family arguing.'
Hopefully, they'll manage to sort things out,
otherwise, it might spoil the rest of this holiday.
ALL: Geordie Shore, why aye!
# Gonna go all night All night, all night! #
# I'll take you up
# Up to where we belong
# Don't wanna drop
# Getting this feeling, so... #
Wow!
That is insane!
Look at that.
Nice, isn't it? Absolute paradise, isn't it?
Mwah.
I am so glad I brought Vicky here - look at that view.
'It's absolutely beautiful.'
This is the Thailand that I wanted her to see.
Hi. Hi.
Sawatdii kha.
So, which one of you is stronger?
I wanna be beaten up!
HESITANT LAUGHTER
Steady on, Kyle - I don't think it's that kind of massage.
KYLE SIGHS
Nice, isn't it? It is nice.
The only thing that could ruin this now
is if Scott pops out of them bushes behind you.
Is he around? And it's actually him
giving us the massage instead.
Ohh! VICKI LAUGHS
Sorry about him!
# It's amazing, yeah. #
I cannot tell you how relaxed I am.
I'm a million miles away from last night's arguments
and it feels so good.
# You know it's time for a holiday
# Party in the sunshine In the sunshine
# Every single day Oh
# You know it's time For a holiday. #
Thank you so much.
I think I might have pissed meself.
That relaxed? Yeah.
These sheets are definitely wet.
This wasn't the happy ending I was looking for.
Shall we have another drink? Yeah, definitely.
Ohhh!
I've really enjoyed today, I just feel so... Zen.
Mm-hm. Relaxed.
And after everything that we went through...
Yeah. And we're finally at a good place...
Mm-hm. Because no matter what,
me and you have got a bond, so special. I agree.
And I feel like we're getting there.
Before coming to Thailand,
me and Marnie hadn't really spoke in about six months.
She's just, like...
totally cut me off from her life,
over something I don't know what I've done.
Things were so bad between us,
I didn't even know if I should come, and in the beginning,
I felt like I made the wrong decision.
Surprise!
GASPS AND CHEERING
I never thought anything would ever get resolved.
Rox was getting horrendously fuckin' trolled, Sophie.
I know... I just wanted you to put one thing up
and be like, "He's lovely, he's a lovely little boy."
That's all I needed from you. Marnie...
Casey's gone off on one, Jordan's gone off on one.
Don't talk to my bird like that. I can.
No. Go away. I can, Jordan.
You go away. See what I mean?
You're an idiot. YOU'RE an idiot.
Being out here was honestly the best decision.
We've sorted everything out.
I've missed you.
Even Jordan and Casey have patched things up.
I just can't wait to get home now and see the kids
and be that crazy auntie.
# I don't ask for much
# Can we take the stress Out of something I can't touch
# I don't ask for much. #
There's nothing more important than family
and I'm so pleased that I've got mine back.
Who thought me and you were the ones who'd got peace?
You'd never think that. Compared to the rest of the house.
Yeah. I feel a bit bad for Chantelle
cos I think she's got a lot going on.
I think she feels a bit excluded from the group.
Really?
Yeah, I feel like she's struggling with that a little bit.
Yeah, I can see that.
That's probably where all that came from last night.
The anger. I've said to her, she's got me,
and I just hope she can get to a good place before leaving.
Of course. Look, she's got me as well. I love Chantelle. Yeah.
Of course I'm not happy with Chantelle
after the way she spoke to Abbie.
But I don't want anyone to feel left out -
especially on the last night in Thailand.
So I need to think of a way that I can bring all the girls together.
When we get back,
we'll make sure Chantelle's really involved with the group. Yeah.
And everyone else.
We've got lovely positive vibes and good energy. Yeah, yeah.
It's all gonna be all right. It's gonna be good. I love you.
Love you a lot - I'm so happy this happened.
# Lean on me
# God knows it
# I can bring the remedy. #
Hi. How you doing?
So tired. So rough.
Yeah? How were you feeling last night?
I think tonight will be a good 'un.
Everyone knows where they're sat with each other at the minute.
I just don't think me, James and Leah
are gonna sort out our problems here.
I've apologised and if they can't accept it,
that's on them, but we'll just have to see what happens
when we get back to Newcastle.
It's mad, cos I never, ever thought
that me and Abbie would actually have a fall-out
cos normally she wouldn't say boo to a goose.
Mm-hm. But I feel like this time...
She's got a little bee in her bonnet, like. Yep.
D'you know what I mean? Mm-hm.
Grew a backbone. Seen a completely different side of her.
Me and Abbie are never gonna be besties,
and I've got no interest in speaking,
but it's wer last night - let we put it all aside
and have a wicked night.
It will be sad to leave. Mm-hm.
But made some good memories.
For me, one of the most important things, you know,
me and you sorted stuff out.
It's nice that we've got wor friendship back. Yeah.
I feel like we're closer now than we were before.
Yeah, I know. Same.
Coming out here, me and Ricci weren't on good terms,
and we've had some mad arguments.
But we've managed to sort wor shit out,
and he's proven he'll always have me back.
I probably shouldn't have went on the way I did last night.
You say it how it is and a lot of people don't understand that.
The way that you come across. I don't wanna be this person.
I care for you a lot, so I want you to be happy.
Come here, man!
I know that he would like more between wer...
You'd be the type of woman I'd settle down with.
You've got great characteristics, and traits that I love.
..but I'm happy that we're leaving here
as we should be -
just good pals.
I think we end tonight on a positive note.
One million per cent.
I know me, you, Marnie,
Casey, Jay - we've got a true friendship there,
where we're... We generally are happy for one another.
Yeah. We generally love each other. Mm.
Did she just say that she loves me?
What? Nothing! You look nice.
Thanks, so do you.
Good to have you back in me life. Aw.
I'm not giving up on this.
You just can't deny the chemistry here. Being friends is much better
than not having Chantelle in my life at all,
but give me time, and I'll win her over.
Watch this space.
Give us a cuddle. We can move. So good.
Yeah, I agree.
No more falling out, never wi' me and you, anyways.
We've just got each other's back, yeah?
# I'll keep you safe from harm. #
BIRDSONG
I genuinely feel like we're definitely getting back
to how things was - me and Jordan have squashed things.
Of course. We have come a long way.
I'm glad me and Casey ended on good terms.
But this wasn't about me and him,
this was about the girls, and the fact that we're all now getting on,
fingers crossed, long may it last.
Seeing the girls like that, Marnie and Sophie,
especially when we were out last night, dancing together...
I think it's so nice that they're talking now. Yeah.
It's great the girls have made up, but you know what this lot are like.
You sort out one problem, then another one pops up.
How's things going with Ricci?
Obviously, we spoke last night but didn't get anywhere.
I don't think you really do get anywhere in the conversations. Yeah.
It's kind of just like,
he doesn't listen and wants to say his point over and over. Yeah.
I mean, I'm unbothered, do you know I mean?
I'd say it's a shame, but it's not.
I feel sorry for Ricci,
I feel like his heart is in a good place
and he never meant any harm, but I feel like him and Leah
have just got a clash of personalities.
Do you think in the villa, maybe before everyone has a drink,
you could have another chat?
I am honestly done now.
Right. Last night was my last...
little, you know... OK.
Olive branch, opportunity for him.
I just think it's something
that's not gonna get sorted out this quickly. We've tried.
I think he's said too many hurtful things.
Yeah, I'm very let down by it, cos I've always got on with Ricci.
I actually am genuinely upset
by the way Ricci's went on this time around.
The way he spoke
and the way he's behaved to Leah, honestly, now,
I think that friendship's over
and I don't really see how it can ever get back to the way it was.
Let's pray to the Buddha. We're gonna walk in the villa,
and Ricci will walk up and say sorry. Then it's all over.
I think we need more than a Buddha! We need a fuckin' miracle.
This was so nice.
I enjoyed this. So good.
Feel like we've got this lovely positive energy, haven't we? Yeah.
Before we leave, ready? Down the stairs - goodbye, Buddha.
Goodbye, Thailand.
Goodbye, Thailand, thank you.
JORDAN: Thank you for blessing us with your positiveness.
Just gotta hold onto these good vibes,
take 'em back to the villa
for one last good night.
One last good night, one last good night...
Hopefully, it'll bless...
Gonna take it back to the villa! Exactly.
ALL: Geordie Shore, why aye!
# Gonna go all night All night, all night! #
# Can I be a firestarter
# Burning till you're out of gas. #
Thank you so much for that massage, it was lovely.
It was incredible, wasn't it?
It was really good - a really good end to a lovely trip.
Yep. Have you enjoyed it, then?
I have. Have you enjoyed your stag?
James has done a top-notch job. He has.
Every single turn here,
I've enjoyed myself, even when I was in the worst outfits.
Mm-hm. I've loved it. By the end,
dressed as you, I was absolutely LOVING it.
I KNOW you were, that's what's concerning!
What about your hen do? Enjoyed that? Loved it.
Absolutely loved it. What about the stripper?
The best part. The best part.
I feel like the girls have all welcomed me,
I feel like I've now become one of them... Yeah.
And the fact that you've got to know them all,
and they all absolutely love you.
Nathan said yesterday that he feels like you and Leah
are turning into the Geordie Shore girls.
It happens when you hang around them too long. Yeah.
Like, me, before I came in here,
I was actually a very, very successful accountant. Were you?
Multiple degrees, I was a genius.
Pioneer of men.
And then I came in here, and...
Look how I've turned out now. You talk so much waffle!
HE LAUGHS
I know how important Kyle's Geordie family are to him,
and they've been a massive part in his life,
so it means the world for them to welcome me in.
It feels like there's a massive part of us missing,
not having Crew here.
I miss him so much now. I know.
I think this is, like, long enough. It's time for us to get back to him.
Oh, 100%.
I feel so lucky to have Vicky and Crew in my life.
Them two together utterly complete us.
I'm like a family man now,
and I can't wait to get back to Newcastle, see my son,
and marry this beautiful woman.
Are you still gonna have him, like, a big part of the wedding?
Yeah, definitely. If he wants to do it. I can't wait.
I won't be able to stop crying, me. No.
When I see him, walking you down the aisle,
I'm gonna burst into tears.
You're gonna burst into tears. I know.
James is properly gonna burst into tears.
I can't wait.
I can't wait to marry you.
I can't wait to marry you!
Love you. Love you.
Hello. Hello.
Gettin' your fuckin' five-a-day, like?
Yeah. You all right?
I'm fuckin' cush, how are you?
Good. Where you been?
In bed all day. Ahh!
Where you been?
Packing me stuff an' that.
Bit of a mare, innit? What happened last night, then?
Abbie, I know I heard Chantelle saying some things in the car,
but I was pissed meself, so I was like, "Eh."
When we got back, I literally just came in here, got some pizza
and was like, "I'm not even gonna waste me breath,
"can't be bothered," cos it's not the first time she's went in for us.
So I just took myself off to the girls' room,
then bearing in mind she's never been in that girls' room, ever,
she walks in and sits on me bed.
Then she was shouting at me again,
I was thinking, "What the fuck you doing?"
We'll be having none of that tonight.
I'm not gonna speak to her, I think, tonight.
I just wanna have fun with you and me actual friends.
Yeah. We'll have a laugh, man. Good.
When you came here, did you expect
anything to happen with me?
Erm...
Am I shocked that you were flirting with us? Probably not.
Cos you'll flirt with anyone. You're Scott.
I feel like at the start, things were going quite well,
and I was enjoying...
It was a miscommunication.
Well, obviously, all the stuff with Chloe,
it just made me, like... It was nowt, man, just bloody...
I think it just made us take a step back a bit.
Ultra Chinese whispers, that.
It was nice, having a holiday romance with Scott.
Are you single, Abbie? Yeah.
Yous two are single.
LAUGHTER
Give us a kiss.
Do you fancy us more than what you did five years ago?
Aye. I probably do fancy you more now.
# Hopeless romance
# Hopeless romance. #
But Scotty can be a right dick at times.
How old are you?
Oh, my God. You're going on the same way you done ten years ago.
Grow up!
And I'm proud of myself for being careful.
I don't know what the future holds for us both,
but let's just see what happens.
Will you miss me?!
I'll miss you just being an absolute... ball of energy.
I'll miss you.
If you weren't in here,
I wouldn't have probably had as much fun.
Same here. Good.
I'm glad I'm back in Abbie's good books,
and we're leaving it in a good place.
Ya never know what the future might hold.
Hopefully might see you on the outside.
Course you will.
We'll see. Mm.
Gi'us a kiss.
What lipstick you got on?
Pink.
Pink? What's it taste like? I don't know - find out!
Wicked.
Is it all over my face? Yep.
Yummy!
Yeah, man! It's all over your face!
Actually like the taste of that, though.
Ahhh! Hey!
Hello!
Missed you!
I have got massive plans for tonight.
I wanna see this stag and hen off in style.
Sophie, how's your day been?
My day has actually been really nice.
Me and Marns had a lovely chat.
It's just so good that we're at a good place now
and so are the boys.
I have got me family back, and it feels so good,
but there's still problems within the group,
and I've got a plan to bring all the girls back together.
But I just need Abbie on board.
I did have a little idea.
Go on.
It's our last night here,
I'm gonna ask Marnie and Chantelle
to get ready in the girls' room with us tonight.
I think you should. I think that'd be good.
Is that all right, Abs?
Er, yeah, that's absolutely fine.
Good. Well done. Very, very good of you.
I can't stand the girl,
but no-one wants a repeat
of last night. I'm just gonna have to make peace
for the sake of the family.
Doesn't have to be best mates - you and Chantelle,
you'll never probably be mates. I'll never speak to her again,
but I'll be nice for the rest of the group.
For tonight and for the family,
we can just have one last night of just good, positive vibes.
Come on, girls, we can DO this.
PLEASE don't let it kick off again.
I'm down for that, hon.
Last night tonight, man.
It's been emotional. It has been emotional.
I don't think it could've went any better,
for yous two, especially.
It started rocky... We got there in the end.
Yeah, got there in the end. What we like to see.
Abso-fuckin-lutely. Now that yous have put
the fuckin handbags away, the pair of yous.
Least the boys are back together.
Wearing matchin' shirts to celebrate!
Anybody seen what the girls look like? They OK in there?
Obviously, Chantelle and Abbie will be on a bit of eggshells tonight.
They're on about Round Seven.
Listen, one night, all we're asking...
One night, no arguments,
one more night - we can all do that.
We all have wor differences, but that's what happens with family.
I just hope the girls can put their differences aside
just like the lads have.
# Do we still have time? #
Hello, girls. BOTH: Hi!
How are we? BOTH: Good.
How are you? Just had a chat with everyone.
It's our last night here, and we thought,
let's just all get ready in the room together.
# I'll be just fine Till the morning time. #
I appreciate Sophie trying to bring us all together,
but I totally get where Chantelle's coming from,
and she's got her reasons for how she feels.
'I don't really know where this is gonna go.'
# We're only just fine
# To the morning time. #
ALL: Geordie Shore, why aye!
# Gonna go all night All night, all night! #
I just had a chat with everyone,
it's our last night here, and we thought,
let's just all get ready in the room together.
I'm not sure this was a good idea.
'I don't want us to make the situation worse.'
I agree. Yeah? Yeah.
Sophie's gesture of getting ready
in the girls' room is a LOVELY idea.
Even though me and Abbie don't get on,
and it could be a bit of an atmosphere...
# Don't know what's expected of me I'm not perfect. #
Right, we've got...
beauty one and beauty two!
CHEERING
OK, here we go.
Take a deep breath, Abbie,
this is for the family.
Feels good to be back. Yeah!
Back in the mix!
Yeah.
I agree, I think we should all have a good night,
put wor differences aside.
Me and Abbie are gonna be in the same circles of people.
I apologise for last night. Ahh.
Just no good when it's a hen and a stag.
I'm not apologising directly to Abbie,
I'm apologising to the group -
for the sake of Vicky and Kyle,
I need to make some peace.
I think we should just have a good night tonight
and all just be civil and get on.
Good, girls. This is what it's supposed to be like!
I'll take Chantelle's apology,
and I'm ready to put the whole thing behind us.
I'm still so confused
on how we fell out so badly.
But at the end of the day,
I'd much rather be friends than enemies.
And we ready to have a good night? ALL: Yeah!
CHEERING AND WHOOPING
I should teach you how to DJ. I know, I think you should.
Wow - imagine her DJing, man, looking sweet and tasty
with her headphones on.
Ricci and Chantelle,
they're always together, they're always flirting.
Ricci can't take his eyes off her arse,
just fuckin' get together!
Howay, then. Let's play some music. Come round.
What's your DJ name? What's your DJ name?
DJ... Channers.
LAUGHTER Channers. Fucking hell.
DJ Channers in the house,
step aside, Ricci - I've got this.
Right, do you want a go?
Thailand's been a blast,
although you can't go through a Geordie holiday
without ruffling a few feathers.
If you're gonna get petty about it, it's sweet.
I'm not getting petty. It's childish.
You just made my girlfriend cry.
And despite all the arguments,
I've had a really good time.
MUSIC BLARES
We've so many big family moments to come,
with Kyle's wedding and James's stag.
I can't wait to be there. IF I get an invite.
Everyone's ready, and the party's about to start,
but me and James have just noticed
that Nathan is sat by himself.
What's going through your head?
Well, it's just last night, innit,
so it's like, obviously, this has been a nice distraction. Yeah, yeah.
Going back to reality, is that what it feels like?
Yeah. Your mind is a lot busier when you're in here,
you're with all of us, and we're busy all the time. Yeah.
But then when you go back home, it will be hard.
James is right.
Whilst I've been here,
I've put my dad's illness to the back of my mind,
and now that we're going home,
everything is just flooding back.
While I've been here, I've obviously processed things,
like, I rang my dad, I've cried a few mornings and stuff.
I am starting to deal with it in that sense,
but it's just... I dunno.
Just remember that you've always got me and James.
We've been through it. How did yous process stuff?
There's no right or wrong way. No.
It just takes time. It takes time.
It's like, one day, you'll feel fine,
and the next day, you'll be absolutely rock bottom.
You know you can speak to us,
all the time. Yeah, I know that.
Nathan's one of my best friends.
He's such a nice guy,
and it's so hard to see him
going through such a tough time. But I just want him to know
that me and Chloe are here for him, every step of the way.
I have had fun. Yes, yeah!
And I have done a lot of things... That's all you needed to do.
Which is like, what I wanted, coming out here.
Having my Geordie family around me to pick me up
in the tough times has done me the world of good.
It's not gonna go away,
it's something that's there, that my dad has cancer. Yeah.
It's awful. You should never have them words come out of your mouth.
It's all right, let it out.
Don't, I'm gonna cry.
# I'll be there for you... #
Even though my dad is going through the worst time in the world,
he wanted me to come out here and have fun.
And by fuckin' God, have I done it.
Nathan, Nathan!
CHEERING
Is that what you look like when you're wanking someone off?
Oh! Whoo!
What's he doing? Ahh!
Oh!
But I'm so ready to go home and see my dad
and figure out what's going on.
If it wasn't for Geordie Shore, we'd never have got this.
Nah, we would never have met.
We wouldn't be sat now in Thailand, having this conversation.
Can I give you a cuddle? Yes.
Let's have a group hug, come on.
Oh, group hug.
Chloe's gonna get lost in this!
Right, I don't know if, erm... Ooh!
My head, my head!
Howay, let's get this party started!
# How I need you I need you
# In my life
# How I need you. #
James, I never thought I could have a stag as good in me life.
You've done a fuckin' amazing job, mate.
Job complete. Good.
To be honest, I don't know how I've pulled this off.
And also, I've surprised you
and created the fairytale. It was amazing.
I'm really proud of myself.
I just can't believe that I'm leaving Thailand
engaged to the love of my life.
I can't wait to spend the rest of wor lives together,
so will you marry us?
Yeah, oh, my God!
Oh, my God, oh, my God...
Is at the right hand?
Is it the right one? Yeah!
Oh, my God.
Mrs Leah Tindale.
Yeah. I like it.
I'm so excited for the future and what's to come -
with Leah and the rest of the Geordie family.
Kyle, will you be my official Geordie best man?
I will, I will!
Oh, I am gonna have such fun
being James's best man cos he took it to here on my stag,
you'd better believe I'm busting through that
and I'm going through the roof.
Get ready, James Tindale.
To the next stag, the next wedding,
and hopefully, a lot less drama!
Yes! We'll see!
# When it's just you and I You make me come alive
# Just like no other Like no other
# Don't need no more tonight
# When you give me the time It's like no other
# Like no other... #
This trip, for me, it's been one of the best,
but it's been one of the most surprising.
When I'm in the room with you, you're so like, blunt.
All you do is strut about and grunt. Fuckin' hell.
When we go on holiday, yes, we argue,
yes, we fight,
but we always have a good fuckin' time.
Hey! To Kyle's stag do, let's go!
I don't want this experience to end.
We're making memories and having the best times of wor lives.
# Like no other
# Don't need no more tonight... #
Me and Nathan have that relationship
where I annoy him and he annoys me.
We are always arguing,
a bit like brother and sister.
Don't speak to me like shit!
Fuck off! You've already said I'm dead to ya.
But we'll always come back together.
I'm sorry for screaming at you.
No, I'm sorry for screaming at you. I love you.
And we're leaving here as a family.
CHEERING
Whoa!
FIREWORKS BANG
This has been the best Geordie stag do ever.
You're gonna remember this stag do for the rest of your life.
Ahhh! Let me introduce you all...
to the new Miss Newcastle!
CHEERING
LAUGHTER
Seeing Vicky out here mixing with everyone
and getting on with everyone so well
has been absolutely incredible.
CHEERING
I can't wait for the wedding now and have some more crazy times
with these bunch of nutters.
FIREWORKS BANG
CHEERING
I'm so proud of everyone here.
We've grew up so much
since that very first day of walking into the house
and, honestly, I can't wait for more amazing times.
ALL CHAT
I just hope this one big,
fucked-up, dysfunctional family never ends,
and we still keep going
on these fucked-up holidays and fuck shit up!
# Together, we're unstoppable
Fuckin' come on!
CHEERING
I love that!
CICADAS CHIRP
Well, what a fuckin' party that was.
I cannee believe this trip's over
and it's actually come to an end.
I'm so glad I could join the ride with these radgies
after all this time.
Long time, no fuckin' see!
Welcome to me stag!
When I arrived, I'm not gonna lie, it was like I knew nowt about them.
There was a big falling out between Marnie and Charlotte.
Because we had the kids there.
You've got a child?
We've got a child!
Sorry...
Now I feel like I've got the family back...
With the ADHD and that, mate, it's full-on.
I've got so worked up, I can't even leave the house, I cry me eyes out.
I'm having a pure wicked time.
But I can't help feeling there's people fuckin' missing.
This should be interesting.
DIAL TONE
THEY LAUGH
Hello, mate! How are you?
I didn't expect you to answer.
I know...
Oh, my God.
I miss your face, you know.
Cos being in here, like,
it's not the same.
Everyone's... They've all gone to bed, I'm still up.
No, you wouldn't, man!
I wouldn't let you.
Listen, am I gonna see you on the next one?
Are you gonna come?
It'll be fun!
Good lad.
Me and Gary have been all over the world together,
we've had loads of fun and the kid is like one of me brothers.
I miss the craic we used to have, and I do hope he comes back.
So for the next trip, I want the same thing,
I want everyone there, plus everyone else who wasn't there,
and I just wanna go hell for leather.
Much love. My love to the kids as well.
Right. Well, see you in a minute. Ta-da, lad, ta-da!
Fuckin' night-night, Thailand!
Fuckin', come on!
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
# If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna go wild If you wanna go
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
# If you wanna go wild
# Everyone's here to party Let's party, party
# Gonna go wild, let's party hard We're gonna go wild
# Party, party, gonna go wild Let's party hard
# We're gonna go wild Get naughty, naughty
# Gonna go wild Let's party hard
# Gonna go all night All night, all night. #