MUSIC: 'Can You Hear That Fire' by Katie Hargrove & Robert W Lamond
I do feel like I was tret like
an absolute piece of shit on the floor by you.
I went about things the wrong way.
I would like to own up and say I'm sorry for that.
From that place, yeah? We're off!
Have a good flight. We will. See you when we get home, anyways.
I'm absolutely gutted to be leaving Marnie's honeymoon.
But I just know, out of anyone, she'll understand.
Oh, my God! Yeah!
Oh, my God! Come here! Where is the bar?
Hiya! Hiya! How are you?
Dunno how you're gonna feel about this.
I met Sam Gowland last night.
It doesn't stop there. There's one more thing.Oh, no!
It'll be good to go for breakfast. Breakfast?
Go to Mummy in here.
It's like the vomit villa in here, isn't it?
I hope it's just a 24-hour bug.
Just one thing after another for them.
Surprise, surprise, my nana is mortal!
I'm so fucking done!
If things don't get better tomorrow,
I'm seriously considering cancelling the honeymoon.
# Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna go wild If you wanna go wild
# Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna go wild If you wanna go
# Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna go wild If you wanna go wild
# Everyone's here to party
# Let's party, party Gonna go wild
# Let's party hard It's gonna go wild
# It's naughty, naughty Gonna go wild
# Let's party hard Gonna go all night
# All night, all night, all night. #
Good morning!
Are you rough after last night? No, I'm all right.
Think you could handle another night out
or do you think you're ready for home?
No, I'm not ready for home. Nowhere near.
I'm gutted we don't have long left in Cyprus
and I know my nana is too.
Although, I don't know how she feels so fresh this morning
after last night.
I'm gonna take full advantage of that.
I think you should make breakfast for everyone.
Who am I doing break... They're all in bed!
I'll cook for my James, like. ABBIE GASPS
Oh, my God! You know what I've just remembered?
What?
Argh!
You tried to get in his bed last night.
Who did? You?
You did! Who with?
With James! I never!
I did what? Well, at least drunk me has good taste.
Last night was actually a nightmare.
The boys were ill, I was feeling ropey,
me and Marnie have hardly slept.
I'm not sure how much more we can both take of this.
This honeymoon has been hellish!
The final straw was Casey and the boys getting sick.
We can't take much more of this and neither can Chantelle,
so we're gonna head home early.
# Keep on running Keep on running. #
My mam left the club last night
because she didn't like the idea of seeing Sam.
But because he is staying in Cyprus a few more days,
I do think it's a good idea that we all meet up and clear the air.
I just hope to God my mam's had time to come around,
so we can go and see him.
What was the reason in your head last night where you thought,
"I dunno if I wanna see him"? I was thinking, "Bloody hell,
"what happens if you went back to him?"
I... I just don't know how it's gonna go, if I'm honest.
I used to hate seeing Chloe at rock bottom,
and she was at rock bottom.
'And I was so glad when they parted.'
She was in an awful place. I never, ever wanna see her there again.
If you do come today, I do think it will be beneficial,
cos you probably do have a few little questions you wanna ask
and maybe even if you got a sorry. When I went through the break-up,
you went through the break-up also, cos you had to see me in that way.
I really want my mam to meet Sam, get the closure that she needs.
But after her reaction, I don't know what she's gonna do.
So I would like you to come.
Well, I will put you out your misery.
And I am gonna go.
Thank God my mam has agreed to go and meet Sam.
I just hope to God that he apologise to her, cos if not,
it's gonna be so awkward, especially the way he treated us.
I think an apology from him... Yeah. Yeah.
Like, for... for putting both of we...Yeah.
..through that, and then we can knock it on the head. Yeah, like...
And that's it, it's over with.
MUSIC: 'All Good' by Feels Like feat. Jahdean
SHE GROANS
So... listen. Right.
It's been a wild ride, hasn't it? It's been a mad...
It's been a mad one.
I feel like with everyone being ill now, it's time to go, man!
It's such a shame that we're leaving our honeymoon early.
But me and Chantelle both agree, when it comes out both ends,
it's time to call it a day.
Guys! Guys!
Right, listen! Thanks so much for coming on our... our honeymoon.
Are youse off?
Yeah, man! We're gone!
What the fuck has happened in the family villa now?
You couldn't write this shit!
I hope none of you lot catch it, because it's been horrendous.
It's like Marnie's arse has been on fire.
I didn't even catch it! You liar! LAUGHTER
No, it's him! He's destroyed every toilet!
Yeah.
We're gonna look back on this and laugh.Yeah.
Everything that's gone down.
Love you and leave youse! Right, I love you all!
Safe flight! I'd have give youse a hug, but...
I wish I could, Jay. I'd rather not.
You can keep your hugs, Casey.
There's no way I'm going to ruin any toilets in this villa.
Bye! Have a good... have a good last day out.
Take care. Have a drink for me! Bye!
This honeymoon has had so many ups and downs.
I at least thought I'd be going home with a nice tan
and not a bunch of sickies!
I am gutted, like. I'm gutted.
But at the same time, I'm happy. Yeah.
Lovely!
Are you OK? You look so fresh this morning.
I don't feel it, darling. I'm rough! I was very drunk last night.
Good luck, Liz! Thank you very much. Thank you.
Me and my mam are going to meet Sam for breakfast,
but I'm so nervous in case my ma will kick off.
I just hope to God all this rain isn't a sign of bad things to come.
It'd be just my luck.
Keep us under that brolly.
Right. Ready?
# This is our kingdom
# And we're the queens Of this castle. #
Ooh, I feel a bit nervous now.
Kind of regretting asking him to come for breakfast.
I know, so do I.
# I have bad intentions. #
Oh, my God, Mam! What?It's him.
He's not there? Don't! Where? Look, look!I cannae.
Can I look? Eee, my God.
He looks like an estate agent.
CHLOE LAUGHS
What a surprise! I know! It is, isn't it?
I haven't seen Sam for three years, so seeing him for the first time
is bringing back all those bad memories.
It's making me feel like I've made a bad decision.
You know what, Sam, I didn't wanna come
because what's happened, it wasn't...
it wasn't nice though, was it?
You went through hell, didn't you? Yeah.
And the main thing for me is for you to give us an apology.
BLOWS HIS LIPS This is awkward.
I was upset and hurt at the time as well, for different reasons.
Yeah, but your way of being upset, Sam, was getting girls round
to our house that I was still paying the mortgage for.
There was different pressures. of everything.Yeah.
And being immature, you know, from TV shows, all the press,
the public, social media, that... Yeah.
..that added pressure into already a cauldron that was scolding hot.
Yeah. Sort of blew the lid off it, you know?
This just sounds like an excuse to me.
Chloe might have bought what Sam's selling,
but I'm not convinced yet.
I don't have any animosity or any bad words or feeling.
Yeah, it's all gone now. That's what made us come.
I mean, time is a healer, you know, and I do appreciate,
and I apologised to Chloe so many times.
So, I'd like to take this opportunity now
to say sorry to you as well for everything that happened. Yeah.
I don't necessarily need to apologise to Liz but, you know,
now I've got older, I feel that it's the respectful
and probably the right thing to do.
It's... It's a good vibe, though, that, isn't it? Yeah.
Because you don't always have to end on a bad note. Yeah. I know.
Mam, honestly, do you think Sam's changed?
It looks like he has.
I mean, just sitting here, we're civil,
and the apology goes a long way.
So, I do believe that you've changed.
Yeah, I'm glad, I'm glad you think that now.
I'm really glad we've had this chat.
'I can say all is forgiven.'
Our two. Oh, thanks.
Who's is that? Mine! I ordered two.
That's massive!
Sam, can I have a bit of your salmon?
I think so, yeah.
That was the best bit! WOMEN CHUCKLE
I'm saying, can all of youse believe
we are sitting round having breakfast?
It's... How bad's that?
Did you ever think it would happen again?
It's absolutely mad, how life works. Neither did I!
How am I sat in Cyprus, eating a poached egg with my ex?
Job done! Apology received for my mam.
I may as well milk it as well as I can before he leaves us.
Howay then, Mam, let's go. Yeah!
Are youse off? So you're paying the bill.
Again? How does this keep happening?
You've got all this money, sugar dadda!
Every single time, I get the short straw. Right.
Pleasure to see you again.
I'm so happy that I seen Sam one last time.
Even though our love was so special, on the other hand,
it almost broke us as a person.
It's taken me so long to get over the heartbreak.
But I feel like now I've finally got the closure what I needed.
And I feel like this new era Chloe can finally start over again.
It's been a pleasure. And you, come on.
THEY CHUCKLE
I'm glad everything's now sorted.
Geordie Shore, why aye!
# All night, all night, all night. #
# I wanna smile for no reason
# I wanna dance on the ceiling
# I wanna breathe the air That you're breathing. #
Oh! Hello!
There's a big smile on your face.
How did it go?
Good. It was fine. We went for breakfast.
Was it? Yeah. I was comfortable.
Very comfortable. Were you?
Did you wear boxing gloves? Nah, not one pair of boxing gloves.
Liz is a better woman than I am,
cos there's no way I'd have rocked up to see him.
It'd have been ten rounds with Tyson Fury, if I was there.
It was nerve-wracking. I did have to bite my tongue a bit.
I could have said a lot more. Yeah. Yeah.
But I thought things were going smoothly.
It did end on a good note.
Whether it was genuine or not, it was fine, it was civil,
and we did get some answers.
But we'll... we'll... you know, you never know.
I hope this is the last time that you're gonna be seeing Sam
and he's gonna be on that flight back to Bali.
Obviously, I wasn't too happy about Chloe going to meet up with Sam,
but I am glad that she's got the closure that she needs
and she can move on.
Howay, let's get our bikinis on. Howay, then.
Come on, then.
# You see me walking And I'm looking your way
# And, yeah, you're looking to me
# You're like Damn, ooh, ooh, ooh
# My hips are swinging With my hand on my waist. #
Put them plates over there. Teamwork!Teamwork.
Marnie and Casey have already left,
and the rest of us are leaving later on,
but before we go, me and Leah wanted to put on a nice lunch for everyone.
But, aye, it'll be good to see how everyone reacts to the news.
Like, it is a big deal.
It's big.
It's exciting.
Very.
If I'm being honest, I'm not just being nice,
me and Leah have got something we need to announce to the group
and we're not sure everyone's gonna like it,
so I'm hoping the food will sweeten everyone up.
We just need to get all the food now.
Yeah, get the food, and then we'll shout everyone over.
Fab, we smashed that. Come on.
High five. SHE CHUCKLES
Why, aye!
Right, you get the strawberries out. Right.
SHE GASPS
Oh, nice. Oh, my God!
Everyone!
Yes, Jim. What the hell?
Oh, my God, I'm starving!
So nice! It looks amazing.
Is that an egg sandwich?
We've prepared something very special.Egg-cellent!
Bacon and egg sandwiches, pancakes, loads of fruit.
Oh, my God, look at that food.
I mean, I've only just had my breakfast, but I can eat again.
I'm on holiday, for God's sake.
We've got some vegan stuff for you as well, Jay, don't worry!
Oh, my God! Ah!
Just made it. How unreal is this?
Where am I, Jay? You're there. You're in here.
Can I start? Cos I'm starving!
Has everyone got one that wants one?
This is unreal, this, you know, youse.Nice, innit?
I feel like I'm in a restaurant.
The spread's gone down well, which is a good start.
But now I need to work up the courage to drop this bombshell.
I was hoping to have the whole family here when I told everyone,
but with half of them already went home,
I'm just gonna have to tell these first.
I just wanna say thanks for being so nice.
You've made it a breeze for us. It's been amazing.
You've all been amazing. Yeah, you have.
You've been incredible. You've slotted right in.
Yeah, you fitted right in. Honestly, I've had the best time with youse.
It's been so good to bring our girlfriends out on this trip
and have everyone get along so well.
My Leah, James's Leah, and Kyle's Vicky
have all slotted right in.
It wasn't like that in the old days.
The old days, Christ! Phwoar!
Three good looking girls come in, in the old days, phwoo!
The hatred!
Some hatred!
LAUGHTER
Everyone's smiling and loving life and Leah.
So I think now's the perfect time to tell them our news.
We do have something else to say. We've got an announcement.
We need to you tell youse something.Pregnant?
So, we are gonna be moving... moving in together.
Ooh! Lovely jubbly!
House-warming upcoming!
But not in the UK.
What? What?
We're moving away. We're moving to Dubai.
What? No way!
Aw, no!
This is awful. Truly terrible news.
James is leaving me, jumping ship with a bird.
I didn't agree to this, like.
You can't leave me!Oh, my God. I mean, youse can't leave us.
I feel like I've just made a new friend.I know! Exactly!
And they're moving away from us!
Now feels like the perfect time for us to move to Dubai.
We were looking at moving in with each other,
so why not do it in a better country?
And with how last year was for me, I've learnt that life's really short
and you've gotta make the most of it.
How can we talk about being a family
if two of youse are just buggering off?
Bye!
I'm happy for James, but he's an OG, and he's a big part of this family.
So him moving abroad is a massive loss for us all.
Leah goes in a week, to start training for her new job.Yeah.
And then a month, after, he joins.
Everything's just working out perfectly for us, isn't it?
It is, literally. We get on well.
There's been no pressure. The opportunity's come.
And you've just gotta take every opportunity that comes your way.
Next family vacay in Dubai, then? Yeah, Dubai.
Me and James got really close over the loss of our dads,
and he is like such a big brother to me. I love him so much.
Even though I am devastated he's moving to Dubai,
but I am happy for him. I might go with 'em, to be honest.
Where do we go from here, James?
50% of the bastards is moving away.
You get us every third weekend of the month.
That's not enough!
LAUGHTER
You are gonna be a massive miss to Newcastle. Like, massive.
You have helped me through a lot, so I wanna say a massive thank you.
To youse two moving away! Cheers, everyone!
ALL: Cheers!
Right, I'm gonna go and get my packing done.
# You carry me home. #
Get everything wrapped up.
And then...And then, whoosh, one-way flight to Dubai.
Oh, my God, this is so heavy.
I'm shattered.
Oh, yeah, you just sit there, James.
You just relax. Move out the way! Move out the way!
Oh, I've had enough, carrying hers down.
CRASH, SCREAM
Fucking hell! Jesus!
That's the way to put a suitcase down!
That's one way to get it down, innit?
Nice to see that chivalry's dead.
I'm nearly breaking all my nails and James just sat there. Sound [!]
Come on!
ALL: Aw!
That's enough, come on.
Let's go! This on.
Good boy!
Bye!
Oh, strong! So strong.
Oh, God!
This holiday has been wild!
We might be getting on, but we can still party as hard as we ever did.
That's one's hard.
This holiday has been absolutely mint.
Top fucking class, like.
Right, one last wave to the villa.
Bye-bye.
I'm so happy to get back to the Toon and see me bestie, Nathan,
and literally fill him in on all the beef.
Soon as I said earlier... You're talking shit!
I'm not. As soon as I said...
You're talking shit! You're talking shit!
That hasn't been used since we came in.Yeah.
No, it's been like that since this morning!
I don't understand why it's such a big deal
to clean the high chair. Clean it!
And the early departures.
I'm gonna go home with Jordan.
When you leaving? Tomorrow.
I've made my decision, Holly, and I'm just not coming back.
It's been an absolute pleasure, but we've got a flight to catch.
We still had a blast, cos us Geordies know how to party.
ALL: Cheers!
Wow!
Fucking hell!
I've got snakey hips. Snakey hips, yeah, snakey hips.
There's a lot to sort out to get this family
back where it needs to be, and a lot of bridges that need to be built.
God knows how it's gonna go down when we're all back home.
Bye! See youse later!
I'll see you back in the Toon! Toon, Toon, Toon Army!
See youse in a bit.
Toon army? Yeah!
Who the hell's that? Isn't that when the waves crash?
No, that's a tsunami, you freak!
Geordie Shore, why aye!
# All night, all night, all night. #
# So fine, the way I'm feeling
# It's you I ride the wave
# That thing that you do I can't resist. #
Oh, hello. Hello.
Are you all right? Yeah, you? What you doing?
Just folding some of the baby stuff that I've just washed.
I don't know whether to iron it. There's quite a lot, isn't there?
Are you supposed to iron baby clothes?
I mean, I feel like the creases will fall out of it, won't they?
Look! That's cute.
Wow.
We're actually gonna have a little human inside that.
Look at his hat! Aw!That's sick.
It's not until the baby arrives, and I am so excited.
But I've got so much to organise
before we actually become a family of three.
So, it's the baby shower very soon.
Mm-hmm. I'm so excited about it.
Got a chef, got a DJ. Oh, I'm jealous of that.
And then I've got a pancake stall
that's gonna actually make pancakes for people, like, fresh.
You're in heaven.
Holly doesn't do things by halves.
She does it full whack every single time.
Our little boy is gonna be spoilt rotten.
I just made it all about food, to be fair,
considering I can't drink. Mm-hmm.
I want my baby shower to be so much fun,
everyone to be dressed up,
and I want it to be so big that even the baby knows it's happening.
That being said, it is gonna be a smaller and more intimate event,
so I am just inviting close family and friends.
Have you ever changed a nappy? I've never changed a nappy.OK.
Shall I practice on you? No. You can practice on that, though.
I'll practice... What?!
Go on. Show us what you would do.
Right, so, lay him down. There we go, little man.
No, not on the hard floor.
God, Jacob, you don't put the baby down on the hard floor!
It's the wrong way round. Nah, your front's there.
That's the back!
Oh, yeah. OK.
SHE LAUGHS
I've not seen the lads since Cyprus and I've been missing them,
so I've arranged for us all to get back together for a cheeky pint.
Plus, we've got something to celebrate,
Kyle's 30th birthday.
Fucking hell, Kyle's getting on like, isn't he? Big three-O.
He's the only person I know who looks better now
than what he did ten year ago.
Here he is.
You all right, lads? ALL: Hey!
How we doing?
Pint for you. Thank you.
How's it feel, turning 30?
Cheers here first, boys. Happy 30th.
I'm... I'm 31.
31?!
These lads are useless.
They don't know their arse from their elbow,
and they definitely don't have a Scooby how old I am.
Silly fuckers.
I've gotta be at least four year, five year older than you?
Well, I mean, you look it, but...
LAUGHTER Happy birthday.
Oh, thank you. Happy birthday, lad.
Is this from all of youse, is it? Yeah.
Read the card, then. THEY CHUCKLE
Where's the money?
Not only do they not know how old I am,
but they're also tight bastards.
They could have each stuck a tenner in, like?
"Kyle, you old C-star-star-T."
Just in case the bairn picked it up, you know?
LAUGHTER
"Thank God for surgery. Have a belter, you bastard.
"Kiss, kiss."
There used to be a time that when I was with Holly,
I was public enemy number one.
So I'll take any love I can get right now.
Jimbo, you all sorted for going to Dubai?
Aye, it's so real now.
Do you know what I mean? It's like, she's...
Are you sure you wanna go? Oh, 100%
Oh, right. Do you know what?
LAUGHTER I've always...
ever since, like, travelling, going to Australia,
different places, I was always like, "The UK's not for me."
Now it's just like the way everything's going in Dubai,
it fits my life perfect.
Newcastle's always been my home, but since meeting Leah,
I can't wait for this new adventure
and start the rest of our lives together.
God, I sound like a right melt.
When you going out?
A couple of weeks, but the main thing is,
for the party, like, Charlotte and Marnie arguing.
Has anyone spoke to them? I'm trying.
Are you trying? To get them to your party, aye.
Are you the peace-maker? I am. How times have changed.
We need to get the family back together for my party.
If there's one leaving present that the girls could give us,
it's them lot all making up,
so we can be one happy family again.
Is that too much to ask?
I spoke to Marnie and she's willing to apologise,
as long as Charlotte meets her halfway
and apologises as well. Yeah.
But Charlotte, on the other hand, I've spoke to her
and she's just not on it.
It's the whole Marnie thing. She felt attacked
as soon as she came in by her, and she felt like it was brewing.
I'll be gutted if Marnie and Charlotte don't make it
to my leaving party. They've had bigger arguments in the past.
They just need to squash their beef and start again.
I just hope, like, they can all kiss and make up.
Like, we need to end all this thing, together, don't we?
Us four should go together as a collective
and go in front of the girls and be, like,
"Girls, we've been through the thick and thin,
"been through the ups and downs, but we're still as solid as ever.
"Learn from us and you'll be OK."
That is so hypocritical, coming from me and you.
LAUGHTER
KNOCKING
Hello, gorgeous. How are you?
I'm good. How are you?
I feel like we haven't seen each other since Cyprus.I know.
Me and Jordan did leave Marnie's honeymoon early,
but we've got so much more going on at home,
and we've got more to think about,
and I just can't be arsed for the drama.
But still, I know I've got loads to catch up with, with Marnie.
How are you finding everything, after Cyprus?
Fucking hell. I can't believe what went down.
You know what, it's a shame,
because, like, none of us expected it to be like that.
You know, me and you and the girls, remember how excited we all were?
It's really hot. We were buzzing.
Wait, can I have a spoon please? You want a spoon?
Yeah, just to put it in. Baby spoon.
It is a shame how it all ended,
because... I think it's a shame.
Like, after all of that that went down,
a stomach bug came in and wiped us all out. You're lying.
So we all had to, like, leave. Me and Chantelle had to leave.
That makes us feel a bit better.
We couldn't stay with the stomach bug.
Rox was sick, Oax was sick.
My honeymoon was full-on.
There was so much drama and puke.
And I never thought I'd say it, but I was glad to get home.
That actually makes me feel a lot better,
cos you know the FOMO I get.
It wasn't nice to be there and then we all got ill.
It sounds like the honeymoon wasn't exactly the most romantic holiday
that Marnie and Casey would have wanted.
How's the fertility stuff going?
The gynaecologist rang us and he said,
"In terms of endometriosis,
"we are struggling to find out where it is."Mm-hm.
When I spoke about endo and everything,
it was, like, all these messages I got on social media
that scared the shit out of us.
When I posted on social media that I might have endometriosis,
the response was actually really scary.
I never knew that so many women
would have so many familiar stories to me.
But I've gotta remember that these people
haven't really been trained medically,
and they can only just give their opinion and their advice.
I think that's what's really worried about,
is when you look on the internet and speak to people
and they've had such bad times... It's scary.
It's scaremongering. Yeah.
I really hope that Sophie's fertility problems are OK.
Her and Jordan are the perfect match,
and I just feel like they're ready for it.
I don't wanna give her any more stress,
but I do wanna talk to her about the whole Charlotte situation.
Well, the argument as well that I had with Charlotte,
arguing in front of the kids, like, that was...Yeah.
Do you know what I mean? Like, that was so, like, unnecessary.
I was gonna ask you, have you heard anything?
Not a peep.
I've not heard anything from Charlotte,
and I'm just feeling really confused about everything that went down.
And I can't help but think it was just unnecessary.
I didn't wanna fall out for good.
The whole thing is a shame,
and it's awful the way it ended, of course. Yeah.
Because, at the end of the day, youse are friends.
We've known each other a long time. Mm-hm. We are a like sisters.
But I just feel like she was different when we were away.
I don't think she was happy there. Yeah.
The heat of the moment, I get so upset, so quickly.
I'm from zero to a hundred and I don't... I don't think.
I don't have time to think. Course.
I'm sorry for getting so angry and shouting in front of the kids,
but I'm not sorry for what I was shouting for.
The thing is, like, there's a lot of things coming up.
Obviously, we've got Holly's baby shower
and you've been invited there, haven't you?
I have been invited, but I just think it would be unfair to Holly,
like, to take that away from her.
Cos I feel like it would turn into a thing about that.
Well, yeah. Rather than Holly's baby.
I haven't decided whether I'm gonna go to Holly's baby shower.
I know that Charlotte's gonna be there,
and I just don't want it to be awkward.
Even for the baby shower,
could you just not say anything, or not?
Yeah, but I think it would be awkward.
Would I wanna take the awkwardness to Holly's baby shower? Yeah.
# Set it on fire
# And watch it burn. #
I've been away for what feels like forever.
I've been filming I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here Australia.
I've had the time of my life
and I've done things I never thought I'd ever be able to do.
I've also faced a lot of my fears,
and I have screamed a hell of a lot as well.
Ooh!
Oh, I feel sick.
I just wanted a peaceful life, Australia.
The jungle was hard, but I came fourth,
and I was doing it for my auntie who has cancer.
It was worth it.
But, boy, does it feel good to be back,
and I can't wait to find out all the gossip from Cyprus.
# All we wanna do Is live and celebrate. #
I got you a congratulations balloon and I got you a nice chocolate cake.
Thank youse for them. There's your cake.
There's your little balloon as well. Congratulations.
I'm so happy to see Nathan, and I have got so much to tell him.
But I have got him a chocolate cake,
cos I feel like all that kangaroo arse he's been eating
in the jungle, will be a massive step up from that.
Shall we just eat with our hands?
I've lived in the jungle now. I'm feral. Look at this.
I didn't... Wow. That is really putting me off.
Mmm.
I've been starved.
There's that much going on that I need to tell you about.
Nathan, it would've been so much better if you were there
when we were away. You would have had all of our backs
and understood where we were coming from.Yeah.
Cos of Charlotte and Marnie,
they had a massive, massive argument over cereal. What?
No, it was a lot more than that, but it had been building up
and then Charlotte ended up leaving.
I think, since that night at the wedding when we said something,
she's been dying to say something.
How long was this into the holiday?
This was, I think, two, three days in?
So Charlotte stayed for three days and left and went home? Yeah.
By the sounds of things, Cyprus was full-on,
and I might have dodged a bullet by not being there.
I've been feeling awkward
about the conversation we had at Marnie's wedding about Charlotte.
Although, I do stand by what I said,
I need to know if any of this has got back to Charlotte.
Has the unsupported friend thing been brought up?
Yeah. So, basically, Marnie said it to her.
# Stormy weather, can't even see Where we're going... #
I don't think it was said in a bad way.
I can't believe that Marnie has told Charlotte about it.
She's actually thrown us right under the bus.
Do you still stand about what you said?
Let me show you this.
"Our boy Nathan has left the jungle in fourth place.
"We are so proud.
"He is the joint-highest placed Brit to ever enter the Australian show."
Within one minute of that being posted, Charlotte,
"Freddy Flintoff beat both of us. He won it in 2015."
Can't she be fucking supportive? Let's have a look.
Charlotte sent me a private message online about other Brits
that had done better in that show.
And although that is factually correct,
it did bring me down when I was on cloud nine.
And I know she thought she was messaging it to my "agent",
however, it was in my inbox.
So did she not think I was gonna see it?
Instead of saying "congratulations, well done",
she put that straightaway.
# And the rain keeps falling... #
For her to say that someone's come higher than you...
You wouldn't even say it!
This is why I don't feel supported by Charlotte,
and I know she's got a lot going on in her family, but so do I.
'But that's not stopped me from being a supportive friend.'
So when it feels like that's not reciprocated,
it really does hurt.
When we're meant to be friends, we're meant be family.
Friends don't try and compete with friends.Yeah!
Friends build each other up and they encourage you to do your best.
Yeah, exactly! And that's what you do.
They don't bring you down. No!Definitely not.
This situation about Charlotte is actually really getting to me now,
and I'm feeling really nervous about seeing her at Holly's baby shower.
Have you been invited to the baby shower?No.
Is there bad blood there, or not? No! Not at all.
I can tell you exactly what'll happen now.
I'll go there...
I'm not gonna cause an argument at someone's baby shower,
that's ridiculous.
But I guarantee Charlotte'll wanna have a conversation with me
about what's been said.
And cos youse aren't there,
I feel like I'm gonna get ganged up on.
So Chloe's not going, and after a kick-off with Charlotte,
I really don't think that Marnie's gonna be going.
So it looks like it's just me alone to face the music,
and I really hope it doesn't kick off
with me and Charlotte.
You need to say, "Why did you feel like that was acceptable to do?"
Why... "Why, in your head?"
Surely, you should be thinking he's done amazing,
"Congratulations." Yeah.
Geordie Shore, whey aye!
# All night, all night, all night. #
# When we're together, together Together, together
# Together, together
Together, together... #
My baby shower is finally here,
and because I can't drink, I am making the most of the food.
And I've invited some of the Geordies.
I've got Charlotte coming and Marnie,
but I'm not actually sure if Marnie will turn up.
Hello! Happy baby shower!
Ooh, where you going? You going out after?
Oh, yeah, going to meet... meet the boys.
Yeah? Hi, everyone!
Hi, Kelly!
Hello, darling!
Aw, you look gorgeous! That's a gorgeous outfit, Holly.
I am so excited for the baby shower,
and I'm so excited to see Sophie and Holly,
but I can't help but feel nervous about who else might turn up.
Hello, little Alba Jeanie.
Are you at your best friend's baby shower?
Aww!
You've not met him yet, but he's in there.
Can you actually believe there's another Geordie baby?
Like how... There's a lot of them.
I'm on my way to the baby shower, and I'm not gonna lie,
I am nervous as fuck
because I haven't seen or spoke to Charlotte since I got back.
And I know the conversation we had at Marnie's wedding
has been blown way out of proportion.
Charlotte's behaviour at the minute has been a bit odd.
So I'm not going in this mad or anything like that at her
because I'm really not.
If anything, I'm trying to now understand where she's coming from
and why she's acting the way she was.
Because I think there must be something going on.Yeah.
If I'm being honest, I don't even know
if I wanna have this chat here because it's a baby shower. Yeah.
And it's not about me, and it's not about Charlotte,
it is about Holly and the baby.
But obviously, if Charlotte comes over
and wants to have a conversation, I'll not walk away
and be like, "No." I do wanna resolve it.
The thing is, you've got every right to feel the way that you feel.
I think with your friends as well, they should be supportive of you.
All I hope is... A true friend should be supportive.
Supportive. That's exactly... That's my point.Yeah.
# '93
# Sittin' by bean bags Sour patch
# Come hang with me
# VHS, summer dress... #
So, how have youse been? Oh!I mean, I've seen you.
When youse left, both of youse left, we went out that night.
And when we went out that night,
it was one of the worst nights I've ever had.
How, though? It was absolutely horrible.
Why?I can't explain. It was awful without youse.
Me, Charlotte and Holly are so close.
We're literally like sisters,
but I've been dying to tell them what happened in Cyprus
after they left.
Marnie and Chloe just, like, came up to us
erm, and were going,
"Listen, we think that you've always got Charlotte's back.
"You won't say anything bad about Charlotte."
I went, "Listen girls, the reason why,
"right, youse might think I've got Charlotte's back,
"is cos she's not here.
"And if youse have got anything to say to her,
"it's not good to say it behind her back."
Which is why this all started in the first place.
"If you've got anything to say, right,
"you should say it to her face." Yeah.
I don't understand why everyone's slagging us off.
All I'm hearing is, "He said this, she said that."
It's making us feel massively paranoid
and, like, utter shit.
Does Marnie just not like us? I spoke to Marnie...
Why did she invite us to her wedding and slag us off? I don't know.
Here we go again.
I am not sure how many times I've gotta say this,
but I really do not wanna get involved
in Charlotte and Marnie's argument.
So I'm gonna change the subject.
Have you spoke to Nathan? No.
He's coming. Nathan's gonna be here today.
I know, but I'd be really shocked
if Nathan was like, "Yeah, I did say them things."
Cos I'd be, like, "Eh?!"
It's out of Nathan's character. He's not like that.
He likes everyone to be mates. Me and Nathan get on so well.
I dunno what's gonna happen with me and Marnie,
but when she told us about her, Chloe and Nathan
talking about us at her wedding,
I was so shocked that Nathan was involved.
Right, listen. You don't need to now.
We're all together. Well, Nathan's on his way, anyway.
Today is all about Holly,
and I want her to have the best time.
I'm just hoping that me and Charlotte can put our issues aside
so that Holly has the best day.
Hi! Hello, everyone!
Oh, my gosh! You're so big.
Has Nathan ever met Alba? Hello! No, I've not. Hi.
Hello. Oh, my God! You look Mr Jungle!
Hi, baby!I was gonna say King, but you didn't make that.
This is for you. Are you drinking? Thank you. Nosecco.
Are you Rihanna?
I'm hugging Holly, and I can see Charlotte stood right behind her
with baby Alba, who's so cute,
and I'm so nervous because I've not met Alba yet,
and I don't want this to be awkward.
So I'm gonna keep it short and sweet to break the ice.
Say, hello to Uncle Nathan.
Hi! Say hello.
She's gorgeous, isn't she, Nathan?
You all right? Good.
I want some food as well. How are you, Abbie?
Good, thanks. You look gorgeous.
I still don't know what's going on with me and Nathan,
but I wanna start off on the right foot.
Did you give her a hug? Yeah, I gave her a hug.
That's good, then. She said, "Yeah, that's fine."
I feel like that's just, like, broken the ice a little bit.
Yeah. I need a drink.
At least youse have not blanked each other.
Oh, no! I would never do that. That's good.
I was shaking like a shitting dog, though. Were you?
# Wait a minute, I might
# Get 'em eatin' out my palm tonight
# Been a minute, but I Got enough of me to go around
# Take your time... #
There's nothing more I love
than a catch-up with me favourite charvers.
And because I haven't seen them since Cyprus,
this has been, literally, an amazing day.
Well, isn't this nice?
Very, very posh, for us posh totties!
Chantelle, do you think I'm posh or not?
Nah, definitely not!Really? Nothing about you's posh!
What about this thing in here?
Especially that roller in your hair. That needs to come out.
Right, OK.You're gonna have a big charver fringe.
Posh? Who's she kidding?
I love Chloe, but she's as posh as about a Saturday-night kebab!
Oh, not too bad! OK, wait there.
Let's have a look. So, was it worth it?
Hm, you look fabulous!
What's been going on in life? I need to know everything.
Not a lot. Do you know what it is?
It feels good to have a nice girls' day out.
I know! I know!
It was just hectic, wasn't it, in Cyprus, with the kids?
I hope that Marnie had a good honeymoon.
# What went wrong?
# What's going on? #
I've decided against going to Holly's baby shower.
I just can't be fucked with all the drama.
Because I'm already up north, I thought it would be good
to catch up with Chantelle and Chloe.
Hi! Hi!
Whoo! Hello, you all right?
Wait there! Have you got cowboy boots on?I have!
Yee-haw, cowgirl! Them boots are absolutely flawless!
All Marnie needs now is a fucking horse!
Youse, it feels so good we're back together.
I know. Cheers, to the trio! Cheers!
Why didn't you go to, erm, Holly's baby shower?
Well, it's just awkward, isn't it?
Yeah, true. What am I gonna do? Walk in?
I just can't be arsed with that negativity.
Let's be honest, we're not really pally with Holly,
are we, anyway? Nah!
I've got no issues with Holly at all.
I hope she has a really good day.
I just don't wanna ruin her day with all of the situation
with me and Charlotte.
I actually get on with Holly.
I think I get on with Holly more than I get on with Charlotte.
Do ya? Mm-hm. I just don't understand her.
Do you just think there's no going back with youse two?
I just feel do I really wanna have a friend,
like, a friendship, like that? Yeah.
Like, a friendship should have been how we were in Cyprus,
supporting each other, being able to acknowledge when your friend
is struggling or in a vulnerable position. Yeah.
Like me and Charlotte had physical fights
on numerous occasions, but this one feels the worst to me.
I'm happy to be civil with Charlotte,
I just don't want any more arguments.
But before I do that, I definitely need an apology first.
It is what it is. We get older... This is life..
People drift. People drift, people grow apart.
Some people change, and that's the problem.
Everyone's got different morals in life.Yes!
And like I said, life is too fucking short!
There's no point. Anything could happen to you.
Me and Charlotte still haven't spoken.
Hopefully, when I see her, me and her can sort things out.
But right now, I'm not gonna worry about it.
But anyway, cheers.
Cheers, girls! To the trio.
# Ooh, ooh
# When it's me and you When it's me and you
# I need you... #
Ultrasound, next up! Oh! I've got one!
The next one is epidural. I'll be having that one.
Badum-bum-tss.
Where shall we go? I'm scared she might cry.
Just at the table. Alba likes to sit at the table.
I'm feeling this awkwardness between me and Nathan.
I know he's been talking about us behind me back.
I just need to find out the truth!
This is exactly what I was dreading.
I am nervous as hell.
I don't know how this is gonna go,
but I really don't want us to fall out.
Like, what the hell's going on?
# Caught in the crossfire... #
Going to meet the gynaecologist
and finding out, like, the final results.
I haven't really, like, I don't like to think about it.
We did the blood tests. I've got the results, yeah?
Nathan, I was only saying it because I thought that he was trying to say
that I got high, too, but it's not correct.No.
I messaged his agent just saying,
"You've wrote something wrong in the caption."
Like, and people are picking up on it.
"Do you wanna change it?"
In no way, shape or form was I being unsupportive.
I just don't understand.
That's why I was confused cos I was like...
But why are you confused? Youse are the ones slagging us off.
As soon as James announced that he was going to Dubai,
I knew that I had to give him a massive send-off.
Cheers, mate! How are you? You all right?
Oh, my God! It's me. This is insane!
This is it! The baby is about to be born,
and I'm giving birth with a cloth on my head.
Crying.
Is everyone invited? Everyone is, yes.
Charlotte's left it a bit up in the air.
Marnie has as well.
I'm really not sure what's gonna happen there.
Oh, my God! What the fuck?