Casey, whose is this dirty highchair?
That hasn't been used.
No, it's been like that since this morning.
I never said it was you! I said "whoever used this".
You're being passive aggressive. Everyone can see that.
You need to calm down. Don't talk to us like I'm two.
I can't believe that Charlotte has literally packed her bags and gone.
Charlotte, you've gotta come back, mate.
I'll think about it. I think things can be different.
I've just been to see her. I said to her...
I says, "Look, youse both need to talk."
But what makes you think that I wanna do that, Soph?
You haven't even asked us.
Soph is me cousin, but God knows where her loyalties lie.
Whose back does she actually have here?
There you go.
Ricci has really pissed me off tonight.
He's either been all over my mixer or nowhere to be seen.
As soon as I said that I was DJing,
the look on your face was like a smacked arse.
Ricci goes out his way to help her with her DJing,
and then it gets thrown back in his face.
I make a lot more money than you, kid. A lot more money.
Enjoy your student nights, hon.
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
# If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna go wild If you wanna go
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
# If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party
# Let's party, party Gonna go wild, let's party hard
# We're gonna go wild Get naughty, naughty
# We're gonna go wild Let's party hard
# Gonna go all night, all night All night, all night. #
So, how was your night last night?
Well, I went out. I got wrecked.
Last night was absolutely awesome.
But not so much this morning. I've woke up feeling like shit.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck.
Yeah, I'm not surprised. And then reversed over.
# So, hold your breath It's all you've ever done
# You cannot do it No, you can't outrun... #
Oh, my head is actually banging. What a night.
It really, really escalated, didn't it?I know.
I've woken up this morning, and I did feel a bit guilty
about how things went down with me and Ricci last night.
But he did have his part to play in it, too.
Do you know what annoyed us more last night, as well, though?
He was starting to talk about money, and I just didn't like that.
What... What was he saying?
He was saying that he earns more than me.
That's kind of saying, like,
"Well, I'm better than you cos I earn more money."
There is enough shit going on in this villa,
so I'm gonna try and squash it with him.
Ricci's very, very stubborn, as well. I don't even...
You'll not get an apology off him. He's stubborn.
Decent workout that, like, innit?
JAY GROANS
Good to get it out, especially after last night.
No, I know. It went off.
Do you know it... it...? Nae reason.
Complete and utter made-up shit.
I'm still in shock.
I have no idea why Abbie came at me so hard
when I was just trying to be helpful and supportive.
I couldn't have been any more nicer, you know.
But that's my advice done. Completely fucking done.
That's my help done.
Normally, hitting the gym makes wer let off some steam,
but the argument with Abbie has really boiled his piss.
I reckon they've both gotta sit down and have a chat.
Point blank, just ask her, "What is the issue?"
Jealousy. Like, it's fucking jealousy.
But anyway, be a jealous little fuck. Crack on.
Moving forward, is what it is.
If we speak, we speak. If we don't, we don't.
# Wise up Or you can say goodbye to me... #
Youse have done really well, though. Like, it's amazing to see youse.
Yeah. I just think, like...
I thought, coming away with friends,
I thought I'd feel more relaxed.
Know what I mean? You've not had one bit of help.
Them lot in the villa next door are fucking useless.
Where are they? Naewhere to be seen!
Do you know what they're gonna say? "But they're not my kids."
I know they're not your kids, but we're your friends.
I'm not asking them to babysit all night
but even five minutes so I can jump in the shower...
I didn't shower all day yesterday... I didn't.
..and they were sitting there all day!
And on top of everything else, us three haven't had a night out yet.
And that might sound selfish, but it's me honeymoon.
I'm allowed to be selfish.
I thought it was more about the kids, this holiday.
Like, a family vacation, all of us together.
And that's what I thought it was gonna be,
and I don't think it's felt like that.
No. I agree. Nah.
# It's all great But you're losing faith fast
# And all you're breaking
# Are your promises From the past... #
What do you think's gonna go on with Charlotte and Jake?
Has anyone heard from 'em?
Nah. They didn't come last night, did they?
No, but have they gone home? I don't know.
It's just a shame that they fell out, and...
And you're in a predicament.
Charlotte's your mate. Marnie is your family.
So neither of 'em can expect you not to talk to the other one.
They shouldn't put anything on you. I know.
It's shit being in the middle.
I am so gutted that Charlotte didn't come last night,
and I've just got no idea
if she's ever gonna come back to the villa or not.
I love you. Is there anything else I can get you?
Yes. Go on. Hit me.
Scrambled egg with an Essex sausage. Scrambled egg?
Scrambled egg and Essex sausage coming right up, girl.
Make sure it's well done, though. Well done?
The Essex sausage or the scrambled egg?
I don't like it too pink.
If I take me pants off and sunbathe for a bit more,
that'd be well done Essex sausage.
Can't burn that little willy. Not "little willy".
I didn't mean "little willy". What? Liberty!
CHILDREN WAIL
CRYING Listen!
I'm at the end of me tether.
This is NOT feeling like a holiday.
I'm dealing with screaming kids in 27 degrees heat.
CRYING: I don't want to.
I can't cope, me, to be honest. I can't.
I'm literally... I'm pulling me hair out.
Listen, I think we should ring wor mas.Really?
If no-one's helping, I'm messaging me mam.
Casey! ROX CRIES
Please help! CRIES INTENSIFY
I can't take this.
It's just so hard. CASEY: What?
We all know that kids have tantrums,
and with Rox being away from home, out of his comfort zone,
it'll really help, me mam being around.
He's so close to his nanna, and I know that if she comes out,
we'll end up having a much better time.
Mam? Me and Casey have missed out on so much already, and we're just...
we're not getting the best out of this holiday.
If you can, please will you just come and help out?
This is the best idea I've had all year.
If all else fails, get the mams in.
I've never text so fast in all me life.
It's meant to be your honeymoon, man.
Like, it's meant to be your honeymoon.
# Shine brighter than the sun... #
SOPHIE: I'm trendy now.
Trendy gal!
'This is exactly what I needed.'
Me and Jordan by the pool in a beautiful villa.
Get a room!
JORDAN GRUNTS, LAUGHTER
Oh, yeah, give it to her, Jordan! Oh, yeah, right nice.
It's sound to see Sophie so happy with Jordan,
but it does make us miss me girlfriend, Leah.
The only thing I'm tapping at the moment
is a fucking ping-pong ball.
Right, guys, I've had an idea.
I can see the mams getting stressed,
so I've come up with an idea that's fun for everyone.
Why don't we rent a pirate ship... Yeah?
..get all the kids dressed as pirates...Yeah?
..and go and have a mad session day? I love this idea.
Shiver me fucking timbers.
A pirate ship, fancy dress and all the Geordies together.
This could turn out to be the best adventure yet.
Listen, youse know how much I really love fancy dress.
Like, it's my thing.
However, I don't wanna give birth in the middle of the ocean.
LAUGHTER No.
I'm dressed up like an absolute twat,
and now Abbie wants to have a word.
I really hope today can get better.
Hello. You all right? Yeah, good.
You? Yeah.
Oh, God, he's already dressed up as a pirate.
If he loses his shit looking like that,
I'm just gonna burst out laughing.
I do wanna apologise.
I think it got way out of hand and way more worse than it needed to be.
I still stand by the point I was trying to make,
but obviously, the delivery was bad,
and it was just done completely in the wrong way.
Right.So, do you wanna explain your point?
You probably thought that you've been giving me pointers,
but I've just took it
as if you were kind of just throwing little digs at me
and trying to tell me what to do.
It's advice!
You know, it's going off what I did. I'm trying to help you.
So I don't even know how you can even twist it
or take that in the wrong way whatsoever, you know?
It's so... Yeah, it's not that I'm twisting things.
It's just little things that have happened.
Abbie overreacted last night and blew everything out of proportion.
I've been supportive about everything.
But I feel like everything I'm gonna say now,
it's gonna be taken the wrong fucking way.
I think, now, I'll obviously know that you're not.
It's not being done in that way.
So again, I am sorry. Yeah, cool.
I'll see you later on. See you.
I may have forgiven her, but I'll take time to forget.
Right, everyone! Pirate time! Oh, my God. Yay!
Hope youse have the best day ever!
LAUGHTER
Now I've finally got some peace and quiet,
I'm gonna text Charlotte
and see if I can actually get her to come back to the villa.
# You know I got it Ooh, I got it
# Ooh, do you want it...? #
I can't.
Aww, that is brilliant! Abbie, we need to get a photo!
Fancy dress? I love it!
I am literally gonna be the sexiest shark
you'll ever fucking see.
KYLE: Right, give us a dance, then. Come on.
KYLE LAUGHS
LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES
The pirate ship looks absolutely sick.
The plan is,
we're gonna take this bad boy out, give the kids a day to remember.
And hopefully, no-one kicks off.
And if they do, I'll make them walk the plank.
We're moving, look! We're moving! We're moving! Oh, my God.
# We can speak the words unspoken
# We can act Like nothing is wrong... #
I'm waiting for Charlotte to call me,
and I'm just really hoping that I can convince her to come back
because I really miss her,
and the villa's not the same without Charlotte, Alba and Jake.
Can you hear us, Holly? 'Yeah.'
How are you?
ALL:Geordie Shore, why aye!
# Gonna go all night All night, All night. #
# Time to talk about it
# Seems like you go From hot to cold. #
Can you hear us, Holly? 'Yeah.'
How are you?
I literally had visions in my head
that this was gonna be such a fun time
with all the families and everyone getting on
and all the kids playing together.
And everything that I imagined, it hasn't been.
I always thought my Geordie family would always have my back.
But being here with kids has completely changed the dynamic.
And it might be forever.
It was our first family trip,
and I don't know why we all thought it was gonna go to plan.
I mean, we're kind of just testing the water at the moment, aren't we?
'And seeing what's happening and people's boundaries.'
I do think that it would be nice for Charlotte to come back,
because I know that it would just take one conversation with Marnie,
and hopefully, it would just all be put to bed.
Ugh, God!
Honest, I...
I can't even describe the last couple of days I've had.
It's...
I've... I've really been really upset, you know, Holly?
I can't keep going over it in my head.
Do I go back to make amends over a stupid little argument?
Or do I not wanna take my family back into that environment?
I just don't know what's right for what's wrong.
Do you think you've made a decision?
So... I've made me decision, Holly.
# Stay, stay, stay
# Just stay... #
I can't even describe the feeling. I feel like I've let...
TEARFUL: Like, I've let me family down
by bringing them into an environment that
like, this just happens in.
This just happens. Like you just...
You go away, and, like, all of a sudden,
there's Chinese whispers or something's going on.
And I just feel like I've let me family down.
'I've... I've brought them out there,
'I've got them involved in the situation.'
Have I done something wrong?
I have been filled with so much dread, anxiety, paranoia
after the argument with Marnie.
I honestly, truly, don't wanna walk into a situation
where I feel like everyone's talking bad about us.
I feel like a sheep walking into the lion's den.
It's not a place that I wanna be in.
I want you to send everyone me love. Right?
I... Please just grab Chloe, and tell her that I love her to bits.
And honestly, on my behalf, I never thought anything was wrong.
I can't believe that Charlotte's not coming back.
It is not gonna be the same without her.
But I guess she's gotta do what's best for her and her family.
SOLEMN MUSIC
UPBEAT MUSIC
# I'm ready to dive in
# Yeah
# Oh, I'm ready to dive in... #
Hey! How have I ended up with two kids?
# Yeah
# I'm ready to dive in... #
HE GROANS
Say, "Oi, oi," you little radgies!
Hello, charver! You little...
I was gonna say the same to you, you little charver!
I need to ask you something.
Who's more of a charver, me or you? Me!
I don't wanna cause any arguments,
but I do wanna speak to Chloe and get something off my chest.
I just feel like me and Marnie could have done with a little bit of help
from youse, like, with the kids.
Yeah. And you know what?
Me and Marnie aren't wanting anyone to watch our kids all day. Yeah.
But we just thought, like, Marnie's got her cousin here.
Yeah.
Like, we've got you here who's a proper good pal.
We've been stressed to bits, which everyone knew about.
Yeah. And it was just, like...
We're just, like, literally, we've got no help, like...Yeah.
I feel so bad.
While I've been struggling with me hangovers,
Marnie and Chantelle have been struggling with their kids.
And I had absolutely no idea.
Listen, if you would've asked.
If you went, "Chloe, can you have Ricardo or Rox for ten minutes?"
I would have straightaway. I'm sorry about that.
I just think it's just such a different concept this time.
Obviously, with everyone having their kids,
and we're going out every night, we're hungover and that.
It's just, I think everyone's finding it a little bit hard.
But listen, now I know,
if ever you need ten minutes, I'll help.
I'm glad I've had this chat with Chloe,
cos something did need to be said.
But ten minutes? I was hoping she was gonna have him for the week!
If you need any help, you know I'll always help you.
This looks like an album cover, that you're gonna release a single.
Arrr!
Do you know what, though, Marnie? He's having fun.
Yeah.Like, this is a good day for him.
I feel like I've got such a good idea
to get all the family back together and help them with the kids.
Right, guys! Whoop! SHE LAUGHS
ALL:Whoa!
Right, so, guys, I've decided... Obviously, I know that the parents
have been struggling a little bit lately,
and I am sorry that I haven't been there to help
cos I did say I would.
So I've decided I feel like we need to have, like, a nice family night,
have a few little drinks, so we'll get loads of baby monitors.
And we'll help you parents out. CHEERING
Right! Amazing!
PHONE BUZZES, GASPS
What? Oh, my God!
What? Me mam said she's gonna come!
No!
This is the best news ever!
We found out earlier that Chantelle's mam's coming,
and now mine is, too!
We can finally have a night out with the Geordie crew.
Are you joking? Shall we tell them?
Youse! Youse! Youse aren't gonna believe this!
What?
Mine and Chantelle's mam have agreed to come.
CHEERING
I'm so happy!
Let's go, together. One, two, three!
HE LAUGHS Whoa!
Hello, Auntie Soph! Hello, my darling!
The pirate boat was such a good idea.
Me and Casey loved it,
but more importantly, the kids loved it.
We were all finally able to just relax.
SHE SIGHS Jesus!
Home sweet home! What? Bedtime soon.
Been cleaned? Been cleaned, aye.
Amazing! Wait! Ho... Hold on! Wait!
HE LAUGHS
There's nothing like coming home to a nice, clean villa.
I think that's what everyone needed today.
They needed a day by the seaside,
and I feel like peace has finally been restored.
I did say to put shorts on,
and he said, he, like... he needed to play.
Yeah, likes a play.
BABY SQUEALS, LAUGHS
After all the arguments we've had in this villa about the cleanliness,
it's now time to get all hands on deck and sort this mess out.
Even Crew's pulling his weight.
Get them bits in.
BABY LAUGHS, SHE ROARS
Good lad!
It's time to get ready for tonight.
Oop! Tripping over? THEY LAUGH
Oh, hello!
Oh! Hello!
Now that we're back on dry land, I wanna check out how Holly is.
Because she has literally just been stuck in the villa
all day by herself.
You all right, Hol? How you feeling, my love?
I'm fine. How was the boat?
It was actually really fun. Was it fun?
It was good. I don't wanna rub it in.
I know. I feel bad now! HE LAUGHS
It's fine. I don't like boats anyway.
They definitely don't need to feel bad.
I've had a lovely time in the peace and quiet.
But I do need to tell Sophie and James what's happened.
I did actually FaceTime Charlotte.
Oh, did you? Yes!What did she say?
So I was just seeing if there was any chance.
But, no, not coming back.
Is that it? Had a feeling, like.
Yeah, that's it now. So...
Absolutely nothing we can do? No, she's done. She's going home.
She's not ready to come back and live in this house.
Yeah. I think it was just all getting on top of her, to be honest.
I am so gutted that Charlotte doesn't even wanna come back.
But the only thing that worries me
is this is just gonna make Marnie more angry,
and nothing is ever gonna get resolved.
I just really hope that this is not the end of the friendship.
At the end of the day, you weren't even there when it happened.
I was there, but I was hiding behind my hand
cos I just didn't know what the hell to do.Yeah.
At the end of the day, it's not our business.
You know, I can be the mediator and say,
"Look, I want youse to be friends, want you to be friends,"
but it's just up to them from now, innit?
# I'm only human. #
ALL: Geordie Shore, why aye!
# Gonna go all night All night, all night. #
I'm so excited for the dinner tonight.
This'll be the first time that we're all letting our hair down together.
Well, the people who are actually still here!
I think, like, Vicky's amazing. Like, she's so good.
Just don't tell her that she can do better than us,
cos she hasn't realised yet.
She's gonna come to the realisation in, like, ten years' time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She'll be like, you know what it is,
he is a fucking bastard! She was right!
I'm so pleased that me and Kyle can get along now,
and I'm just so excited for Jacob to get here.
Now the football season's ended,
he is flying out tomorrow to whisk me back home,
and then we can do all of the final baby prep.
So, how you been doing, then?
I feel like I wanna get involved in the stuff on a night.
I wanna sit with youse and, like, while youse are having a drink,
when I just feel like I'm so tired, I need to go to bed.
So I do feel like I'm missing out a little bit.
You're, like, 11 months pregnant, I'm not surprised.
It did feel weird, on my way to Cyprus,
but now we're a few days in,
I feel actually comfortable chatting to Holly.
I can't stop staring at Holly and Kyle. They're just...
They're so friendly now with each other. It's mad.
Yeah, but it's good, though. It makes us think, you know?
My ex-boyfriend, he was called Sam,
and, like, don't get us wrong, we did have a good relationship.
Like, we did. But, like, he just really deteriorated my self-esteem.
It's so good to see that Holly and Kyle have turned a massive corner.
But it does make me think if me and my ex, Sam, could be the same.
When did you last speak to him?
I haven't seen him face to face in three years.
Really? It's been three years.
It ended double bad? Really bad. Really bad.
Like... God, I'm gonna upset. Fuck.
No, don't get upset. Don't cry. No, I don't want to.
I look too gorgeous to cry, I don't wanna fuck up my lashes!
I've shed way too many tears over Sam already.
But I do think how badly our relationship did end.
I just wish that I never went through that bad relationship.
But then I think, in a way, I'm kinda happy
cos it means I know what I want in my next relationship
and what I would stand for.
Also, it's part of your story. It's who you are.
I've got no idea who this Sam kid is.
But I'm glad Chloe feels she can open up to me.
You're absolutely flying. I know.You're flying!
I just need to believe in myself a little bit more. You should.
How can you not? I know. I know.
Are you gonna have a few? Yeah. Yeah, I might as well.
I feel like I haven't done...
I feel like I haven't been drinking or anything.
It's been a long day, but the kids are asleep,
we're armed with baby monitors,
and I'm looking forward to my first family meal.
This is the nice meal!
Everyone, come and have a little look!
Wow! I'm so hungry!
Whoo! Here they are, Posh and Becks, Posh and Becks!
The cheeky fucks haven't even waited for us to arrive
before tucking into dinner.
Absolute savages!
Come and help yourself to sushi. Thank you.
Come on, join the table! Eee!
I am starving. Hello, hello.
It's a little bit colder... We've got him here.
We're here! Finally!
To the bride and groom, everyone! CHEERING
I don't... What, have we just got married?
Tonight is the first night
that I've actually felt like we're on our honeymoon.
Where's Chantelle? The baby woke up.
Is she coming out, though? Yeah.
Now that Ricardo's asleep,
hopefully, I'm gonna have a proper night with everyone.
Right, everyone! Announcement!
So, I'm happy that we've got the full family together.
Obviously, I know the parents have been struggling a little bit.
I said I was gonna be there.
But I wasn't, cos I'm too hungover. I'm not gonna lie! Yeah.
This is my apology, a nice meal,
and obviously, to youse two, for finally being married.
This is really nice.
The Geordie moon! So, if we can all raise a glass...
To the married couple.
Happy wedding day! No.
CHEERING
Chloe might not remember why the fuck she's actually here.
But despite all that, I am so happy to be out with everyone.
Honestly, that speech was just... Awful, wasn't it?
Now you know why I never get asked to do them!
Today's been great, and everybody's been getting along, finally,
and this family dinner is just like the old days.
But it's making us think about the elephant in the room.
Has anyone heard from, erm, Charlotte and Jake?
'Thanks, Jay [!] Everyone was having such a good night.'
I wasn't planning on dropping this bombshell tonight.
But I guess I'm gonna have to.
Yeah, I did FaceTime Char earlier.
And she did say that they were gonna leave today.
Flying home? Really?
For what reason, though?
To be honest, it was just an amalgamation of everything.
Things have been difficult over there, haven't they, a little bit?
And it's Jake's first experience in a house like this,
and I think it's just not for him.
From literally, like, the first two hours we were in there,
he was like, "Not for me."
At the end of the day, all I wanted was an apology.
I never actually wanted Charlotte to leave.
But do you not think they should have stayed
and maybe spoke to Marnie?
It sounds, to me, like Charlotte has overreacted and left,
when she could have just stayed and sorted things out with Marnie.
Personally, I would have, if it was me. I would have stayed.
Cos I like to, you know, just clear the air straightaway.
And I do think everything probably would be resolved
after like one conversation, to be honest.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
I can't believe Ricardo's awake!
I was really looking forward to tucking into the food,
and the gossip!
You all right, Chantelle? My baby's crying.
I mean, you're all well within your right to have every opinion
or feeling that you wanna feel.
Like, that's between you lot, and I hope...
I do, honestly, hand on my heart, hope it gets sorted out
because we were all really good friends.
We felt like our children were getting attacked.
It made me feel so emotional, the next day, I couldn't get over it
because of the environment them three days built up.
It was horrible. And then now that it finally went,
it's been so positive, hasn't it?
It's been great in there.
Soph's clearly had enough for one night.
I'm gonna do the gentlemanly thing, put Soph to bed,
and come back and get stuck into some more booze.
So what...? But the other day, genuinely, what was...
Was anything said about me and Marnie when you met her?
Like, did you meet her, James?
She was just saying it was hard,
youse all being in that house together.
I haven't found it hard with youse, though!
Yeah, I know. We're just perfect, that's why.
Charlotte did say, tell you that she loves ya. There's no issues.
She'll chat to you when you get home.
I don't know how she has the audacity to say to you, Holly,
that we're all right, because we're not. And I wanna sort it out.
I'm older now. I don't wanna argue.
I just wanna know what the problem is.
It really upset us that Charlotte has jumped on the first plane home
instead of staying and sorting things out.
Cos this one has, like, kids involved, I don't know,
it feels more hurtful than any other time I've argued with Charlotte.
I feel like it was just...
It's deeply rooted. I don't think it was over cereal.
Because the whole kitchen was an absolute shithole.
From everyone.
We're supposed to all be friends. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
And I feel like, in that moment, in there, I...
I felt like she was just a stranger, the way she was going on.
All right, girls, don't hold back!
You probably should've said this to Charlotte when she was here.
I think we need to stop talking about it now,
because she's not here to defend herself or have these conversations.
# Cos it's a new day
# There's no looking back now I'm moving on... #
Good morning!
Good morning, my little princes!
I may have missed out on the dinner last night,
but at least I'm feeling fresh.
Well, fresher than Casey, anyway!
THEY LAUGH
Ugh. That's not fair!
That is not fair.
Cyprus has been fun.
But it's even better that Jordan's here, as well.
How you feeling? Are you hungover?
I'm OK. I weren't too bad after you went to bed.
Obviously, main topic of conversation last night
was Charlotte and Jake, they've decided to leave.
I think it's just such a hard topic of conversation to have.
I'm so uncomfortable. Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie. I know.
Because Marnie's got her opinion,
and obviously, I've had a conversation with Charlotte.
Now what do I say? They're both...
One's my cousin, one's my best friend.Yeah.
I cannot get involved, for the love of me.No.
This is actually a really shit position that I'm in,
because both Marnie and Charlotte,
obviously, are gonna expect me to sort of pick a side.
But I think that's actually really unfair,
and it's just something I just don't wanna do.
Like, I'm really uncomfortable right now.
Does it feel different to when they've fallen out before?
I think it's different when you argue as adults.
As kids, you just have petty arguments.
You make up in two seconds.
It was different then.
This, it's sort of been bubbling for a little while. Yeah.
And then just exploded... over chocolate cereal.
Yeah, it's chocolate... chocolate little raisins.
THEY LAUGH
I did have a really nice dinner last night,
but I do feel a little bit agitated at what was discussed.
So I'm gonna tell Chantelle exactly what happened,
cos she did leave the meal early.
Oh, my God, Chantelle.
Listen, I'm so upset, right, that you weren't out last night,
it was all going off.
Let's get Marnie.
Marnie? Marnie?
BOTH: Oooooh!
Bloody hell, who are you trying to...?
Who are you trying to impress? Me?
Knowing that my mam is gonna come out
and save the honeymoon and help out with the kids
has took a weight right off my shoulders.
Now I can actually start enjoying myself
and start dressing like a MILF again!
Anyways, what...? Fill us in on what happened,
because I had to rush back cos the baby woke up.
I was quite limited at what I said
cos I know that people around the table are friends with her
and I thought, out of respect, I'm not gonna say what I want to.
Like, there's so much that I could actually say.
I wanna understand, right, why Sophie doesn't say anything to her?
Why wouldn't she?
Because I think that she's just so scared of Charlotte.
So scared of her. So scared of losing her as a friend.
She's scared of going against her.
Yeah, but you... You need to tell your friend
if she's in the wrong or right. That's a good friend.
Cos you're letting your friend carry on being something like that.
I'd be fuming if that was me.
I feel like Sophie is not in Marnie's corner at the minute,
and I feel like Sophie needs to grow a bit of a backbone.
She's my cousin. I love her. I get the situation.
I take it for what it is, but I wouldn't be like that, personally.
Yeah. It's a shame, though, isn't it, when it's your blood?
ALL:Geordie Shore, why aye!
# Gonna go all night All night, all night. #
How are you? I'm OK. How are you?Good, aye.
I feel like I'm more tired
than, like, any other Geordie Shore I've ever done!
Holly, mate, you're allowed to complain!
This is the least I've heard you moan, ever!
You'll have Jacob, and all, at home.
I bet he's been a massive miss for you here.
James, I don't go a second without seeing him.
I am absolutely shattered.
But the thought of Jacob arriving today is making me so happy.
I've missed him so much, and I can't wait to see him.
What about you and your missus? How long have you been together?
We met about a year and a half ago. Right.
And I don't know, we just clicked. It's nice.
Whereas, before, someone always wanted to get involved
with what I was doing.
Whereas, with Leah, it hasn't been like that at all.
Coming out here, she's just like,
"Oh, I hope you have an amazing time and that",
and it actually made me go, "Well, do you wanna come, as well?"
It's so weird that me and Holly once used to have a bit of a thing.
'But it's so nice now that we can chat about life and wor partners.'
Leah arrives at some point tonight.
So I can't wait to see her and introduce her to everyone.
Well, it must be serious, James, if you're gonna bring her in.
This is a proper family villa, innit?
Look at all the washing getting done.I know.
You can definitely tell that this is the family's villa.
You can see Casey's boxers and Chantelle's G-string
drying from here.
Just whack it here. Fine.
So, I could not initially make this family holiday due to work,
but I'm here to bring my beautiful wife and the bump home.
Like a knight in shining armour.
Well, shorts and a T-shirt!
Oh, no, you didn't!
Hello!
Oh, I've missed you.
Don't cry. It's been very hard.
I can't believe that Jacob is finally here!
This is the best day ever!
It has made my day, my week, my month, my year!
It's just fabulous!
Shall we go and see everyone? Let's go.
Oi! Get off! Marnie?
My husband has arrived!
I am so excited for everyone to see Jacob.
They all love him, so they're gonna be so excited that he's here.
Hello, son.You all right? You all right?Yeah!
Good to see you, brother!
I'm actually buzzing that Jacob's turned up
and there's no animosity between us.
Right, cos I'm not here for long,
I reckon we go to a beach club. Yeah!
Come on, then!
I'm only here for six hours, so now let's get a drink down us,
before I take Holly home.
We're going to the beach club!
As much as I'm looking forward to the beach,
mama duty calls, and it means I'm gonna have to meet everyone
at the beach a little bit later.
Normally, that would annoy us, but because I know my mam's coming out,
I can see light at the end of the tunnel.
# I need a pina colada On a trip to the Bahamas
# Get it hot like lava I don't want no drama... #
Go on, then! Let's get this party started!
This beach day is a little different to what I'm used to.
'Normally, I'm either dying or partying with the boys.'
But today, it's less sangrias and more sand castles.
Erm, Auntie Chloe?
Ooh, Rox wants you to, erm, put this on your head and fart!
OK, go on, then, why not?
CHLOE BLOWS RASPBERRY Whoa!
Why's kids' banter so dead?
That ain't Rox's banter, that came from her, 100%!
# Simply cos we're on top Of the world... #
It says it all when all of us are in the party villa,
and there's less drama there than in the family villa.
I'm just glad that things have finally started to calm down
when we're bringing wor girlfriends in.
I can't wait to meet your missus, as well, Jay.
Do you know what it is?
She hasn't even met anyone. Not even me!
For some reason, Jay's hidden his missus from me.
But don't worry, Jay, I'm wifed up. So we're all good.
Do you know what's hard, as well?
Seeing other people with their partners and that,
and obviously, my Leah, she's... she's not here.
What about you, Ricci? How are you feeling?
Where's the mind at? I'm just...
With what he said there, you know, it's hitting home.
Hearing the lads talk about their girlfriends
is really making me miss mine.
But though I'd love for mine to meet the lads, we've agreed,
after my last Geordie relationship, we'll keep ours private.
So she won't be joining us in Cyprus.
Are youse buzzing?
I can't wait. I can't wait.
Mint, man.
# Oh, I'll never be lonely
# If I had you by my side... #
My mam's finally arrived.
I can't express how happy I am to see her.
Now I can start relaxing and actually start having some fun.
Oh, the first few days was absolutely awful.
It was horrible.
The environment just wasn't right.
What do you mean "environment"? It was toxic.
So basically, Jake and Charlotte didn't want to be here,
they hated the mess, they hated the noise.Right, OK.
And then me and Charlotte ended up getting in an argument
because I left some cereal on the highchair.
Like, of all things... What?!
Being able to tell my mam about everything that's gone down
has made us feel so much better.
She's always there for us. She's just the best!
Also, me and Casey haven't been able to go out once.
Well, that's changing. Mama Bear's here! Yes. The nanny.
Literally! The nanny!
Do you wanna squeeze in the back, Mam?
I wish you could have came for the full time.I am gutted.
I feel like I would have had a much better experience.
I am so glad that Jacob's here.
And it is a little bit strange
because I have spent more time with my ex this week
than I have my own husband.
Hello! Hello!
I know me and Holly are on good terms now,
but I still need a couple of big cocktails
to get over any awkwardness.
The last time we spoke, at the reunion,
I'm sure we were asking youse about children, weren't we?
We said, "When were you gonna have kids?"
And you went, "When are you getting married?"
At least one of us has followed through with it!
Exactly, yeah! Maybe next time?
Shit! I probably shouldn't have reminded Vicky about that proposal.
That was an expensive joke!
Are youse looking forward to it, then?
Oh, buzzing now. Are you? Are you excited?
What's the number-one tip you'd give to a new dad?
You know what it is? Just be awake!
Just get used to being tired because you are gonna be knackered!
When they wake up for the night feeds, you've just gotta wake up.
You don't have to do the feed. Stand next to them and go...
Just be around for a little bit of support?
Listen, you're gonna be a good dad. You're a good partner. Cheers, mate!
You're a good husband. You're gonna be a good dad.
I can just tell straightaway.
Oh, there's Marnie!
CHEERING
ALL CHANTING: Sharra, Sharra, Sharra!
Here she is, like a northern Mary Poppins,
come to save Marnie and Casey's honeymoon!
There's Nanna! Go and see her!
Aww!
Thank God my mother-in-law is here!
Go on! See it off! Come on, see it off!
Come on, lad! CHEERING
Time to celebrate!
Dads on tour! Dads on tour! Cheers!
HOLLY: Youse!
It's been an absolute pleasure, but we've got a flight to catch.
Hope youse have a lovely time.
I've had a really great time, but get me off this beach,
get me home, and get this beautiful baby out of me!
Erm, Holly?Yes? I have a question.
Can me and Jordan move into your room now?Absolutely!
CHEERING
Jordan looking after the kids first thing in the morning, six o'clock!
I promise you, I'll do it.
But none of youse are having cereal for breakfast!
I do understand Marnie's point of view.
She probably thinks I haven't done enough.
But for me, I'm still learning how to deal with kids.
When you are someone without kids,
the last thing you want is to do anything wrong.
But from now on,
them kids are gonna get their Auntie Sophie's full attention.
Guys? I've got an announcement!
Me and Casey are out tonight!
ALL CHEER
That's more like it!
To be fair, it is their honeymoon, and they haven't been out once.
Tonight is gonna be epic.
Whoo!
If dragging this lot around keeps the parents happy,
then so be it!
I'm Ricci, king of the baby-sitters!
That's a seven.
What number's that? Seven!Seven.
What number's this? A six!
Now that I've established Ricci's met his intellectual match,
I've noticed Chloe's went off on her own.
So I'm gonna go and check on her and make sure she's all right.
What are you thinking about?
Just, like, I've been watching Holly and Kyle for the last few days,
and it just makes us think about my ex
and, like, how they've been able to resolve things.
James is gonna think I'm absolutely crackers bringing up my ex, Sam,
but I feel like I just need to get it off my chest
and talk to someone about it.
I feel like there's just, like, not a piece missing of us,
just like... Yeah?
I'm just still, like, so low on my self-esteem.
It's took me a really long time to realise
that I do actually need closure from Sam.
I feel like I'm at a point in my life where I can sit in front of him
and actually talk about everything we went through
and just finally put the water under the bridge.
So you need a few answers?
I don't... Cos I remember seeing you,
and it was when you and Sam were at your worst.
Like, I've never massively seen youse at your best.
I just seen that dark time
where youse were arguing all the time, and he was leaving.
At the start of mine and Sam's relationship,
things were absolutely amazing.
We got on well, we had such a laugh, and we loved each other so much.
Rose for the lady!
Is he about to propose?
I wanna put it in your arse!
But very quickly, the relationship literally deteriorated.
Who the fuck are you speaking to like that? Fuck off.
Fucking marry me! I don't wanna fucking be with you!
Why? You're fucking disgusting!
I think we should have a bit of a break. If that's what you want.
And then things went from bad to worse.
Why are you so angry?
I'm gonna let you own up to whatever you've done.
The truth's come out!
Your friends seen you! On the fucking cheek!
None of this... It's getting made ten times fucking worse!
Don't try and turn this round to me!
And we're never gonna see ourselves again.
Do you know why? Because it's over! I'm going home.
SHE SOBS
Eventually, we broke up for good,
and I haven't seen him in about three years.
Even though I'm totally over him,
I do sometimes think how it ended so badly.
If you did, say, meet him and had a chat with him,
you wouldn't be losing anything.
Like, you would, more than likely, gain something.
Like, as long as it wouldn't put you back in that negative mindset,
that, like, that bad place that youse were both in.
Yeah! I do speak to Sam a little bit.
I can give him a message and see what he's up to
and see if he'd be up for seeing you?
From what I witnessed, they had an awful relationship in the end.
And if I'm honest, they're better off apart.
But if this is what Chloe wants, I'll be there for her.
And, if I'm honest, I don't know if he'll reply.
SOBS: It would just be so nice to just...Yeah.
..get an apology.
And for him to be like, "Yeah, I am sorry I tret you bad",
cos I know I wasn't going insane.
It's obvious the Sam break-up still upsets us,
not because I miss him
but just because I've still got things that I do need answers for.
I just hope that it's a mature Sam that replies to James
and not the same old Sam that I used to know.
I'll give him a message now.
I love Chloe. She's like a little sister.
But I'm not a fucking miracle worker!
I just hope this works,
and it's not the start of Chloe getting hurt again.
"Just speaking to Chloe. She feels like she wants a bit of closure.
"Would you be up for meeting?"
Make sure you say, "She doesn't wanna argue."
Cos I don't want... That's the last thing I want.
Yeah, and then we... we can move from there.Yeah.
Sent!
Fuck! It's getting real!
Let's get absolutely fucked up tonight!
CHEERING
How do you feel about the whole Charlotte situation?
No matter what I say to both of youse,
Charlotte'll have a go at us, and you'll have a go.
I wanna know whose side Sophie is actually on.
We all know that Charlotte's always got an opinion on me.
So then why don't you speak with her? You had the chance.
Why are you lying? We did not have the chance!
Why are you all so fucking far up her arse?
Hiya!
I'm buzzing to see her and introduce her to the family.
I've had a message from him.
This is actually happening!
Fucking hell!
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
# If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna go wild If you wanna go
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
# If you wanna go wild
# Everyone's here to party Let's party, party
# Gonna go wild, let's party hard We're gonna go wild
# Party, party, gonna go wild Let's party hard
# We're gonna go wild Get naughty, naughty
# We're gonna go wild Let's party hard
# Gonna go all night, all night All night, all night. #