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Wait. Isn't there some kind
of theme at school this week?

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Ugh! I hate
all these theme weeks!

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Cake Week,
Cake-Crumb Cleanup Week,

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Ant Week, How Do We
Get Rid of Ants Week,

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Anteaters Week, How Do We
Get Rid of Anteaters Week.

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What is it this week? Technology Week?

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No, that was three weeks ago.

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Happy Technology Week, Bobert!

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Hey, who's your little friend?

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That is a vacuum cleaner.

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Do you assume all machines
know each other?

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A-- Ehh... ehhhh...

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Dude, Technology Week, remember?

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Yeah, huh.

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Not helping.

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Oh! We haven't done
History Week.

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No, youhaven't done
History Week.

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Hmm?

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Why are you dressed as a panda?
It's History Week.

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Endangered Species was lastweek.

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Exactly. I'm dressed
as last week.

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That's history, right?

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Anyway, surely,
pandas are history by now.

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You just forgot,
didn't you?
Yup.

25
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Okay, we're definitely
gonna mess this up again.

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We don't even know
what the theme is!

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Don't worry.
I've got this.

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I'm not sure about this.

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Ah, come on. Chill.
We've got all the bases covered.

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Huh?
Hmm?

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Oh, it's Green Week. Yeah!

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I even filled up the
bus with cod liver
oil instead of gas.

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Wait. It's sunfloweroil
that works in engines.

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Well, looks like
you're walking to school.

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And it was so difficult

36
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squeezing all those fish
into the gas tank.

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Sarah! Great detail!

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Even your ice caps are melting.

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Actually, it's just a hot day,

40
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but thanks for
pointing it out, Darwin.

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Whoa! Love the green
rainbow, Tobias.

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It's not a costume.
I think I have food poisoning.

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Ew!
Ugh!

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Hey, Bobert.
Oh, thank goodness.

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Glad we're not the only ones

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who've done nothing
for Green Week.

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Uh, Bobert?

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"Installing updates"?

49
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Actually, Bobert istaking part.

50
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He turns himself off
every night.

51
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Unfortunately, it takes him
90 minutes to reboot.

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Oh. We are
the only ones, then.

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Ah, well, it's only Green Week.

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I mean, there's nothing special
about plants. Think about it.

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Superheroes are all named
after animals and insects

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for a reason.

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"The city's been invaded
by evil alien robots,

58
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but fear not --
Treeman will save us!"

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By silently standing in a field

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with nothing but the power
of going bald annually.

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I can already see the merch.

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Yep, plants are pointless.

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Ahem! I'ma plant.
I think we're pretty important.

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Leslie!
Yeah, m-me, too.

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Plants do loads
of important things.

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Really?
Name one.

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Only one?
But there are so many.

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Okay, then, give me five.

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Let's just start
with one, shall we?

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Okay, then, give me one.

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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Salad!

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Salad?
Yeeeeah?

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Ah, this whole thing
is coming out wrong.

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Lettuce -- I mean,
let usforget about it.

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It's clearly a thorny issue.
Thorny!

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Uh, w-we should just
nip it in the bud.

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Uh, no, let's not!

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That phrase is actually
incredibly offensive to plants!

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Hmph! Leslie, wait!

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Let me explain.
Okay.

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Eh... sorry.
I got nothing.

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I didn't think
you'd actually turn around.

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You want to do it, or shall I?

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You do it.

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I can't believe Leslie thinks

87
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I don't care about plants.

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Well, do you?

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Yeah!
I-I care loads.

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What about the, uh --
You know, the big thing?

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The big green thing? The woods?

92
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No, no, the other one --
Bigger. The wet one.

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The rainforest?

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The rainforest!
Yeah, the rainforest.

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What about the rainforest?

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Well, isn't it that
there's too much of it?

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Or... not enough?

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Which one?

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Too much?
Wrong!

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If you want to get Leslie
to forgive you,

101
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you're gonna have to do
a whole lot of research.

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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
I mean, that's very
important, of course.

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About what?
Plants!!

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Excuse me, I --Computers
1, 3, and 4 work.

105
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Please surf responsibly.

106
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Actually, I'm here
for some books.

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What?!

108
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Shh! Quiet!
Sorry. I'm just excited.

109
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Kids only ever come in here
for the computers.

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Yeah, no, I want to learn about

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the history of plant culture.

112
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You're in luck!

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I'm doing a lecture
on plant history soon and --

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Oooooh!
I'm busy that day.

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She didn't say when it was.

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Could I just have the notes?

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Do the notes have notes?

118
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Yeah, could you just
summarize it for me?

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You want me to summarize
the entirety

120
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of plant culture and history?

121
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Yeah. Preferably
in one word.

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Photosynthesis.

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One that I know? Out.

124
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Well, I did learn onething --

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The word
"photosynthesis."

126
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It's my way in.

127
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Do you even know what it means?

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Pfft!
That's not the point.

129
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Like, why would you bother
learning Australian

130
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when you can just wear that hat
with the dangly corks

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and skip right
to the good stuff?

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Is Australian a language?

133
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Mm. I guess
we'll never know.

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Anyway, I'm gonna
go talk to Leslie
about sotophynthesis

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before I forget how to say it.

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"Photosynthesis."
Yup.

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Photosynthe-see ya later!

138
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.

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It was an amazing
photosynthesis session.

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You should have seen me.
Everyone was like, "Slow down.

141
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You're doing it
too hard."

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But I was like,
"Nah, I'm in the zone."

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Yeah. Cool. Speak to
you later, Darwin.

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Calling Darwin.

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Ah! Ehhhhh!

146
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Oh, hey, Leslie!

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How's it growing, my man?

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So, you've been, uh,
photosynthesizing?

149
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Isn't that
more of a plant thing?

150
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Yeah, but I just respect
the plant culture so much,

151
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I got into it,
you know?
Really?

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Yeah, I've already
done at least, like --

153
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Pfffft -- eight hours today.

154
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But the sun wasn't up
eight hours ago.

155
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Mm, I got a method.

156
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Well, I was about to do some
now. Do you want to join me?

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Cool. Yeah.
Count me in.

158
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I might just do mine
in the shade, though.

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Nice one.

160
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Right, let's face the sun
full-on

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so we can really get into it.

162
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Oh. Yeah, of course.

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It's got to be in direct
sunlight. I was just kidding.

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That was a joke I got from, uh,

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Photo... synthesis Weekly.

166
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Monthly!

167
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Oh, you read PM, too?

168
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What did you think
of the latest issue?

169
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Controversial, right?

170
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I think... everything
that canbe said about it

171
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hasbeen said.

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You're so right.

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Well, let's settle in, then.

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Cool, cool.

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Whoo-hoo!
Got to love that heat, right?

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Oh-ho! You wait 'til
it reallykicks in at noon.

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How long have we done now?

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About three minutes.

179
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Have you got any water?

180
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Sure. You got to have water
for a session, right?

181
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What are you doing?
Plants drink like this.

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Ah. Allow me.

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Drink up.

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Ahhhhh...

185
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I've got to go.

186
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But a guy your size -- you're
gonna want to stay out here

187
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for at least another
couple of hours, right?

188
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Okay.
Time for me to leaf.

189
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That's a plant joke,

190
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since I know
you love plants so much.

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Ciao.

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Ughhhhh!

193
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Ah-ya-huh!

194
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Joe, honey, dinner's ready!

195
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Did you have
a nice day at school?

196
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No. No, I did not.

197
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It was just
totally uncalled for, right?

198
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Yes.

199
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And you're sure only plants
can photosynthesize?

200
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Yes.

201
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So he obviously knew,
and he didn't tell me!

202
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He took it too far, right?

203
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Yes! Can we please
just go to sleep?

204
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Sorry. It's hard
to get comfortable

205
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when even your teeth
have third-degree sunburn.

206
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Look, you upset him,
and he got you back.

207
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Maybe you should just
draw a line under it.

208
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Oh, I'm going to draw a line
under it, all right.

209
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Good.

210
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I feel like we're
on different pages here.

211
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No, no, "draw a line under it."
I get it. I understand.

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To emphasize it!

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Mind if I join you...
buddy?

214
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Don't you usually
have lunch with Darwin?

215
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Oh, he had other plans.

216
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Something to do with me
going too far,

217
00:08:01,339 --> 00:08:03,030
people getting hurt --
That sort of thing.

218
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So you're not eating?

219
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Oh, sure I am.

220
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I thought I'd try some nice,
fresh soil for lunch,

221
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'cause that's what
plants eat, right?

222
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Oh, absolutely.
We eat soil all the time.

223
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Great, 'cause I brought
enough for two.

224
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Yeah, actually,
I've already eaten lunch.

225
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No, you haven't.

226
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I've been watching you
for the last three hours,

227
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and I'm absolutely sure
you haven't had lunch.

228
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So tuck in.

229
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Uhh...

230
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Unless this isn't a plant thing?

231
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No, no.
It's a plant thing.

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Clumpy.

233
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Well, you know
what else is a plant thing?

234
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And you're sure
this is a plant thing?

235
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'Course. We get
watered every day.

236
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But does the pressure
have to be so high?

237
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Probably.

238
00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:12,341
Dude, one at a time!

239
00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:14,308
Luckily, all the evidence
has been preserved,

240
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so this should be
an open-and-shut case.

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And... that's lunch.

242
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Ohh! It's gonna take a miracle
for me to finish this race.

243
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Ah, to heck with this.

244
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Uh, it's a plant thing.

245
00:09:32,844 --> 00:09:34,190
But aren't they dangerous?

246
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It's fine, as long as you
don't aggravate them.

247
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After all, bees are
just overweight wasps!

248
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Don't tell me -- plant thing?

249
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Guess so.

250
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Plant thing? Yeah.

251
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Plant thing?
Yeah.

252
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Okay! I give in!

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I might not know
anything about plants,

254
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but skydiving
without a parachute

255
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is definitely not a plant thing!

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Aha!
So you admit it!

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You don't know
anything about plants.

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Aha! So you admit
you were aware

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I didn't know
anything about plants

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when you put me through
all that stuff!

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Aha! Then if you were
aware that I knew

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that you knew that I was aware,
why didn't you say anything?

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Aha! I --

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No. Wait.
I didn't follow any of that.

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Look, we'd better call a truce

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before this escalates
any further.

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"Weed"? Is that
another plant joke?

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What? No.

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Leslie, I'm sorry
I called plants pointless.

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And I'm sorry I made you stand
waist-deep in fresh manure.

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Friends?
'Til the end.

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Which, judging by the speed
the ground's coming up,

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is in about five seconds.

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Wow. Where did that
come from?

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I don't know.
Plant thing, I guess.

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Well, thanks for
teaching me something new.

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Yeah, I'm not really convinced

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you learned
anything about plants,

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but I guess we better
get out of here.

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I mean, you're gonna
want to go home

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to get milked, right?

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Cool. Cool.

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Wait! You think
all mammals get...