1
00:00:26,095 --> 00:00:28,097
♪ Halloween, it's Halloween

2
00:00:28,131 --> 00:00:30,099
♪ Halloween, it's Halloween

3
00:00:30,133 --> 00:00:31,721
♪ Now remember all the rules

4
00:00:31,755 --> 00:00:33,861
♪ On the art of trick
or treating ♪

5
00:00:33,895 --> 00:00:35,977
♪ If you're cute as can be,
you'll get candy for free ♪

6
00:00:36,001 --> 00:00:38,245
♪ And if you fill these up,
start eating ♪

7
00:00:38,279 --> 00:00:40,178
♪ And when
we're offered raisins ♪

8
00:00:40,212 --> 00:00:42,490
♪ We refuse them
'cause they're healthy ♪

9
00:00:42,525 --> 00:00:44,596
♪ And confectionery
is better where ♪

10
00:00:44,630 --> 00:00:46,805
♪ The neighborhood
is wealthy ♪

11
00:00:48,151 --> 00:00:50,119
♪ Give us all your candy

12
00:00:50,153 --> 00:00:51,844
♪ Give us all your treats

13
00:00:51,879 --> 00:00:55,814
♪ If we did this every day,
we would be morbidly obese ♪

14
00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:57,816
♪ A cauldron full
of candy corn ♪

15
00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,645
♪ And chocolate up
my sleeve ♪

16
00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,268
♪ It's the best night
of the year ♪

17
00:01:01,302 --> 00:01:03,580
♪ So let's all hail
All Hallows' Eve ♪

18
00:01:05,134 --> 00:01:08,896
♪ We're gonna make some dough,
on the night of Halloween ♪

19
00:01:08,930 --> 00:01:11,450
♪ Though this food is expired,
hey presto, inspired ♪

20
00:01:11,485 --> 00:01:13,245
♪ Now it's right on theme

21
00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,109
♪ These people
will spend hundreds ♪

22
00:01:15,144 --> 00:01:17,284
♪ On their spooky
misdemeanors ♪

23
00:01:17,318 --> 00:01:18,906
♪ And I can charge
a dollar more ♪

24
00:01:18,940 --> 00:01:21,633
♪ If I rebrand
these Frankenweiners ♪

25
00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:22,841
Thank you!

26
00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:24,370
♪ Although there's still
Black Friday ♪

27
00:01:24,394 --> 00:01:26,707
♪ Christmas Day,
and New Year's Eve ♪

28
00:01:26,741 --> 00:01:28,467
♪ Tonight we make a killing

29
00:01:28,502 --> 00:01:31,746
♪ Let's all hail
All Hallows' Eve ♪

30
00:01:31,781 --> 00:01:35,992
♪ We dress up how we like
on the night of Halloween ♪

31
00:01:36,026 --> 00:01:37,131
♪ A submarine Captain!

32
00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:38,281
♪ A cage that I'm trapped in!

33
00:01:38,305 --> 00:01:39,996
♪ A sixteenth-century Queen

34
00:01:40,030 --> 00:01:44,138
♪ A time to show each other
how we really feel inside ♪

35
00:01:44,173 --> 00:01:45,726
♪ I messed up
something rotten ♪

36
00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,246
♪ 'Cause my wife
is still my bride ♪

37
00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,281
♪ Mehmeh

38
00:01:49,316 --> 00:01:51,180
I get to dress up pretty ♪

39
00:01:51,214 --> 00:01:53,320
♪ I get to wear a wig

40
00:01:53,354 --> 00:01:54,838
♪ It's the night
of make believe ♪

41
00:01:54,873 --> 00:02:01,742
♪ So let's all hail
All Hallows' Eve ♪

42
00:02:01,776 --> 00:02:03,571
♪ All hail
All Hallows' Eve ♪

43
00:02:03,606 --> 00:02:05,746
Yeah!

44
00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:08,024
Hey, dude, we should go get
Carrie!

45
00:02:08,058 --> 00:02:09,612
Uh, she's not
the Halloween type.

46
00:02:09,646 --> 00:02:11,269
She said she'd rather skip it.

47
00:02:11,303 --> 00:02:12,649
But she's a ghost.

48
00:02:12,684 --> 00:02:14,110
That's like saying Mr Small
would miss out

49
00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,687
on a psychic crystal convention.

50
00:02:15,721 --> 00:02:17,965
Psychic crystal convention?!
Where?!

51
00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:20,726
Yeah?
Uh...

52
00:02:20,761 --> 00:02:21,727
Yeah?
Mm.

53
00:02:21,762 --> 00:02:23,177
Yeah?
Hmm.

54
00:02:23,212 --> 00:02:25,121
Okay, so that's 10 blocks down,
third street on the right!

55
00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,387
Thanks!

56
00:02:26,422 --> 00:02:28,182
Did you tell him all that
with your mind?

57
00:02:28,217 --> 00:02:29,977
No.
Then what did you
tell him?

58
00:02:30,011 --> 00:02:32,842
Yeah, it's not appropriate
to say out loud.

59
00:02:35,638 --> 00:02:38,399
Uh, dude, when someone
doesn't answer the door,

60
00:02:38,434 --> 00:02:40,367
it means they're
either busy or not in.

61
00:02:40,401 --> 00:02:42,196
No, it means you didn't
knock loud enough.

62
00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:45,475
Go away!

63
00:02:45,510 --> 00:02:47,650
I'm in the middle of a, uh,
dinner!

64
00:02:47,684 --> 00:02:49,169
You're a ghost.
You don't eat!

65
00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:50,894
Yeah?
Well, then, I -- I'm busy!

66
00:02:50,929 --> 00:02:52,137
You're immortal.

67
00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,794
You've got all the time
in the world.

68
00:02:53,828 --> 00:02:55,358
Yeah, well, I've got a doctor's
appointment in the morning.

69
00:02:55,382 --> 00:02:57,211
Uh, you've been dead
for 300 years.

70
00:02:57,246 --> 00:02:58,361
I'm not sure
your health insurance

71
00:02:58,385 --> 00:02:59,972
will cover anything they find.

72
00:03:00,007 --> 00:03:03,355
Look, I just don't want anything
to do with Halloween, okay?

73
00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:04,908
What?
But -- But it's great!

74
00:03:04,943 --> 00:03:07,221
I mean, there's candy
and costumes...

75
00:03:07,256 --> 00:03:09,189
And candy.
My point exactly.

76
00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:12,053
Halloween is supposed to for
the ghosts and ghouls of Elmore.

77
00:03:12,088 --> 00:03:14,918
It's meant to be scary,
and it's not anymore.

78
00:03:14,953 --> 00:03:16,299
Well, sure it is.

79
00:03:16,334 --> 00:03:17,587
I don't mean how frightening
your dental hygiene

80
00:03:17,611 --> 00:03:19,268
is after
illegal amounts of candy.

81
00:03:19,302 --> 00:03:21,753
What do you mean...
uh...

82
00:03:21,787 --> 00:03:23,972
Well, what do all the ghosts
and ghouls do on Halloween?

83
00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:26,275
Well, they're still around
trying to scare people,

84
00:03:26,309 --> 00:03:28,138
but it's way harder these days.

85
00:03:28,173 --> 00:03:30,279
Come.
I'll show you.

86
00:03:30,313 --> 00:03:32,764
Wait. What are you doing? Aren't
you gonna take us by the hand

87
00:03:32,798 --> 00:03:34,362
and fly us to see
the Halloweens that have been

88
00:03:34,386 --> 00:03:35,743
and the Halloweens
that are yet to come?

89
00:03:35,767 --> 00:03:38,597
No, we're going
across the street.

90
00:03:38,632 --> 00:03:40,012
Thanks!

91
00:03:40,047 --> 00:03:41,783
And if you can't cross the road
without holding someone's hand,

92
00:03:41,807 --> 00:03:44,465
then maybe you shouldn't
be out this late.

93
00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,260
Dude, you know how
we can get more candy

94
00:03:46,295 --> 00:03:47,503
without trick-or-treating?

95
00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:49,470
We plant some and harvest
it next fall.

96
00:03:49,505 --> 00:03:51,196
No.
There's an urban legend

97
00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,612
that you can summon
Mr. Candy.

98
00:03:53,647 --> 00:03:56,477
All you gotta do is say
his name three times.

99
00:03:56,512 --> 00:03:58,859
Sweet! I'm in.

100
00:03:58,893 --> 00:04:00,526
Candy, Candy, Candy! Candy, Candy, Candy!

101
00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:03,519
Then you'll taste
my sweet revenge!

102
00:04:03,553 --> 00:04:04,658
Huh?

103
00:04:04,692 --> 00:04:06,315
Ah?
What?

104
00:04:06,349 --> 00:04:07,523
We want candy. We want candy.

105
00:04:07,557 --> 00:04:08,834
Well, I don't have any.

106
00:04:08,869 --> 00:04:10,595
But you're supposed
to bring us candy!

107
00:04:10,629 --> 00:04:12,804
No, if you summon me,
I'm supposed to exact

108
00:04:12,838 --> 00:04:15,807
a terrible revenge upon you
for my unjust end!

109
00:04:15,841 --> 00:04:18,085
Aaaand then give us candy?

110
00:04:18,119 --> 00:04:22,469
No! And if you don't mind, I was
in the middle of something!

111
00:04:22,503 --> 00:04:24,229
Candy, Candy, Candy!

112
00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,059
What?! Yeah, do you know anyone
who does give out candy?

113
00:04:27,094 --> 00:04:28,302
No!

114
00:04:28,337 --> 00:04:29,614
Candy, Candy, Candy!

115
00:04:29,648 --> 00:04:33,273
Oh, for --
I got half a breath mint.

116
00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:35,516
Take that, and leave me alone.

117
00:04:35,551 --> 00:04:37,863
You really don't live up
to your name, man.

118
00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:42,247
Mmm! Fresh.

119
00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,111
Aaarr!

120
00:04:44,145 --> 00:04:45,423
Mm, he's kinda got a point.

121
00:04:45,457 --> 00:04:46,907
The name is quite misleading.

122
00:04:46,941 --> 00:04:49,634
Maybe he should call himself
Mr. Angry Bee Head.

123
00:04:49,668 --> 00:04:52,188
Come on.
Let me show you something else.

124
00:05:10,965 --> 00:05:12,277
I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.

125
00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,520
Huh?
Who are you?

126
00:05:13,554 --> 00:05:19,629
Your worst nightmare!

127
00:05:19,664 --> 00:05:20,975
Wait.
You're not scared of me?

128
00:05:21,010 --> 00:05:22,149
No, not really.

129
00:05:22,183 --> 00:05:23,668
But you were running
away from me.

130
00:05:23,702 --> 00:05:26,360
No, I was running because
I was gonna be l-l-late...

131
00:05:26,395 --> 00:05:28,431
Ugh.
It's another work dream.

132
00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:33,747
Oh!

133
00:05:34,989 --> 00:05:37,475
So, uh, what are you doing here?

134
00:05:37,509 --> 00:05:39,408
I'm here to haunt
your nightmares.

135
00:05:39,442 --> 00:05:40,788
What are you most scared of?

136
00:05:40,823 --> 00:05:43,998
Well, I've still got 19 years
to pay on my mortgage.

137
00:05:44,033 --> 00:05:45,137
That's a little daunting.

138
00:05:48,071 --> 00:05:51,903
Woooooooo! House repayments!

139
00:05:51,937 --> 00:05:53,111
Foreclosure --

140
00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:55,285
Uh, anything else scare ya?

141
00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,357
Well, I do worry that my talent

142
00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:58,841
won't live up
to my expectations.

143
00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,705
Oh, come on.
How am I supposed to show that?

144
00:06:00,739 --> 00:06:02,672
Whatever happened
to bats and snakes?

145
00:06:02,707 --> 00:06:03,915
I've got a live toad!

146
00:06:03,949 --> 00:06:06,573
Oh, air holes.
I've got a toad.

147
00:06:06,607 --> 00:06:08,954
Nah.
I'm good.

148
00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:13,027
Well I'm quite tired,

149
00:06:13,062 --> 00:06:14,591
and I've got work
in the morning, and um...

150
00:06:14,615 --> 00:06:17,963
Yeah, yeah, I know.
'Fraid you're gonna be late.

151
00:06:23,072 --> 00:06:24,901
There, there, buddy.
See?

152
00:06:24,936 --> 00:06:26,696
No one's scared anymore. I don't know.

153
00:06:26,731 --> 00:06:28,651
I think it'd be pretty scary
if he blew his nose.

154
00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,805
Yep, there it is.

155
00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:34,117
But isn't it weird,
spying on people like this?

156
00:06:34,152 --> 00:06:37,327
No! It's only weird
if you make it weird.

157
00:06:37,362 --> 00:06:40,192
See? There are some scary things
out on Halloween night.

158
00:06:40,227 --> 00:06:41,435
That's not what I meant.

159
00:07:11,016 --> 00:07:14,744
"If you play this, it could be
the last thing you ever play."

160
00:07:14,779 --> 00:07:16,884
That's terrible!

161
00:07:16,919 --> 00:07:18,852
Littering our beautiful parks.

162
00:07:18,886 --> 00:07:20,785
The nerve of some people.

163
00:07:20,819 --> 00:07:22,959
What is it, anyway?
No idea.

164
00:07:22,994 --> 00:07:24,523
It looks like someone tried
to make a book

165
00:07:24,547 --> 00:07:26,066
out of plastic and ribbon.

166
00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:28,620
Maybe it's a yo-yo from before
they discovered gravity.

167
00:07:28,655 --> 00:07:31,105
Give it a go.

168
00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:32,693
See? No! No!

169
00:07:32,728 --> 00:07:34,799
No, no, no, don't!
You're ruining it!

170
00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:39,044
It's a cursed video tape!
You watch it on a VHS player!

171
00:07:39,079 --> 00:07:40,356
A what?

172
00:07:42,427 --> 00:07:44,118
And that's how a VHS works.

173
00:07:44,153 --> 00:07:46,189
Of course, the problem
with this cursed tape is,

174
00:07:46,224 --> 00:07:48,951
you know, people don't get
the chance to rewind it.

175
00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:57,994
Yeah, anyway,
I got a life to live.

176
00:07:58,029 --> 00:07:59,893
Is there any way
we can stream it?

177
00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:03,551
Huh?

178
00:08:09,109 --> 00:08:10,835
Aaaaaaah!

179
00:08:16,944 --> 00:08:19,119
Do you wanna watch
a scary movie?

180
00:08:19,153 --> 00:08:20,189
W-w-what do you mean?

181
00:08:20,223 --> 00:08:23,157
I said, do you wanna watch
a scary movie?

182
00:08:23,192 --> 00:08:24,365
No, I mean what sort?

183
00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,783
Vampire, zombie, werewolf,
zombie werewolf,

184
00:08:27,817 --> 00:08:29,992
werewolf zombie,
werewolf vampire,

185
00:08:30,026 --> 00:08:31,787
zombie werewolf vampire... Uh...

186
00:08:31,821 --> 00:08:33,892
...haunted house,
grindhouse, ESP horror...

187
00:08:33,927 --> 00:08:36,205
I-I-I...
...crime and giallo,
Lovecraftian,

188
00:08:36,239 --> 00:08:38,172
mummies and golems,
Cthulhu mythos,

189
00:08:38,207 --> 00:08:40,554
jiangshi fiction, mumblecore?

190
00:08:40,589 --> 00:08:42,591
Or do you mean gothic,
Southern gothic,

191
00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:44,627
Southern Ontario gothic,
urban gothic,

192
00:08:44,662 --> 00:08:45,984
suburban gothic,
or Tasmanian gothic?

193
00:08:46,008 --> 00:08:47,330
Uh, you know what?
Someone's at the door.

194
00:08:47,354 --> 00:08:48,976
I gotta go.
No, there's not.

195
00:08:49,011 --> 00:08:51,116
I just locked all the doors
and windows.

196
00:08:51,151 --> 00:08:53,705
You have to watch
a scary movie with me now.

197
00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:56,225
No, no, no, I don't!
I can hang up! Ha ha ha!

198
00:08:56,259 --> 00:08:58,745
You can't hide,
'cause the first place

199
00:08:58,779 --> 00:09:01,402
I'd look would be
in your basement.

200
00:09:01,437 --> 00:09:02,783
What the -- You're here?

201
00:09:02,818 --> 00:09:05,579
I thought you wanted to watch
a scary movie,

202
00:09:05,614 --> 00:09:08,962
'cause I really love
scary movies.

203
00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:27,532
I knew there was a good reason

204
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,878
to keep my gym membership.

205
00:09:28,913 --> 00:09:30,639
Feel the burn, buddy.

206
00:09:30,673 --> 00:09:33,089
See?
No one is frightened!

207
00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:34,919
Want some candy corn? Thank you.

208
00:09:34,953 --> 00:09:37,853
Aah! it's all about candy,
candy, candy!

209
00:09:37,887 --> 00:09:40,614
Grrr! Huh?
What the...?

210
00:09:40,649 --> 00:09:42,409
Oh, sorry, Mr Angry Bee Head,

211
00:09:42,443 --> 00:09:44,342
were you in the middle
of slaying someone?

212
00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,931
Yeah, not quite.
I was, uh, stacking shelves.

213
00:09:46,965 --> 00:09:48,484
Wait.
You work in a supermarket?

214
00:09:48,518 --> 00:09:51,625
Yeah. But I also do a bit
of beekeeping on the side.

215
00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:53,351
I've got about 20, 25 bees.

216
00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:56,285
Oof. That's, uh --
That's pretty, pretty lame.

217
00:09:56,319 --> 00:09:57,424
Oh, that's nothing.

218
00:09:57,458 --> 00:09:58,884
All the guys have had
to find other work

219
00:09:58,908 --> 00:10:00,841
since people stopped
being scared of us.

220
00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:03,292
Children's parties...

221
00:10:03,326 --> 00:10:04,638
It's a little doggy!

222
00:10:04,673 --> 00:10:05,674
No, it's a rat.

223
00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,296
...landscape gardening...

224
00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:09,067
Quit the dancing!
There's another 10 peacocks

225
00:10:09,091 --> 00:10:11,093
and a Venus de Milo
to do by lunch.

226
00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:12,853
...even working as a masseuse.

227
00:10:12,888 --> 00:10:14,441
Wow, you got such a light touch.

228
00:10:15,822 --> 00:10:17,444
Man, that sucks.

229
00:10:17,478 --> 00:10:19,629
Worse still, I can't even take
a break without my supervis--

230
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:20,620
Candy, candy, candy!

231
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,725
Ugh.

232
00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,658
Dude, it's so sad.

233
00:10:24,693 --> 00:10:26,729
We need to help them
get their scare back.

234
00:10:26,764 --> 00:10:29,214
He's right.
We'll do anything.

235
00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:31,907
Is there a page we can like
or a wristband
we can wear or something?

236
00:10:31,941 --> 00:10:33,391
Well, there is one thing.

237
00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,531
An ancient spell
that will make everyone

238
00:10:35,565 --> 00:10:36,946
frightened of them again.

239
00:10:36,981 --> 00:10:40,053
But it needs the permission
of one living being.

240
00:10:40,087 --> 00:10:41,513
Well, if I don't have to do
anything then,

241
00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:44,678
yeah, you've got my permission.
Where do I sign?

242
00:10:44,713 --> 00:10:47,439
Aah! Shut the door!
Shut the door! Shut it!

243
00:10:47,474 --> 00:10:48,820
This is all I could get!

244
00:10:48,855 --> 00:10:50,315
Well, that's gonna have to do,
'cause I don't think

245
00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:53,342
we're ever gonna be able
to leave our house again!

246
00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:00,940
Thanks, guys![ Both scream