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Then, at 10 o'clock, I do this.

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It's important to move
every three hours or so.

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Otherwise,
the rat gets too bold,

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thinks you croaked,
and starts biting.

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Not today, buddy.

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At around noon, it's lunch,
so, I go like this.

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Then -- --

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I like to look things
and think about

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what they'd taste like.

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The rug would taste
of peach Fruit Roll-Up,

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and the TV would taste
of burnt crème caramels

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set in a rich, highland
double-fudge base.

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Okay. I think, since it's
"Bring Your Child To Work" day

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in our class, we might want to
choose another parent.

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What do you say, Mom?

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No!

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But why?

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We want to see
the rainbow factory.

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It will be the best day ever!

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First, we'll watch
the happy little elves

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whistling their merry tunes

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as they did for color
in the rainbow mines.

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Then, we'll see how the colors
be mixed in the palette

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by dancing unicorns!

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Then, we'll hear the singing
of the orange munchkins

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as they churn it with
their magic machines!

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And then, we pause for a couple
of hours for lunch, and then --

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You only get an hour for lunch.

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Oh.

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That we have to share
between 50 people.

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And I said, "No!"

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I look like
I've been thrown into space

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without a space suit.

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Please take us!

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No! We'll pay you $10.

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"Can we have $10?"

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I said, "No!"

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But whyyyy?

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Because the C.E.O.s
are coming down

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to decide whether
to close the factory

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and give everyone
their pink slip.

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A pink slip!
Like a magic ticket?!

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Yeah -- a magic ticket to
unemployment and depression.

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So, you guys are gonna
stay with your father

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and do...
whatever it is he does.

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Mom, please. Hanging out
with Dad on his work day

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is like watching a ripe avocado
turn into guacamole

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with just the force of gravity.

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I get your point, but
I can't have you there today.

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I got to run!

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If I'm much later, I'll be back
for dinner before I get to work!

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- Wait! Your briefcase!
- Oh, boy!

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Thank you, sweetheart.

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Good morning, gentlemen.
I'm so sorry I'm late.

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I worked all night on these
figures, and I can assure you

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there's absolutely no need
to close the factory.

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We are the shareholders.

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Oh, sorry, right.
And you are?

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Objects, Watterson.

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They're inanimate objects.

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- Right.
- Now, please, give us the stats.

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Oh, yes.
Of course.

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I'm sorry.
I've left them on my desk.

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If you're not back
in two minutes,

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we'll move your desk
to a bathroom stall.

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I know you mean that
as a threat,

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but as we're not allowed
to take bathroom breaks,

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it would technically
be an improvement.

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Give me those!

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Are you kidding me?!

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How on Earth could you
be in there?!

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You handed me
the briefcase yourself!

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Yes, but from the inside.

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Wait!
Your briefcase!

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Oh, boy!
Thank you, sweetheart.

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I'm going back to the meeting!

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Meanwhile, you're going to
stay here and touch nothing!

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Have I made myself clear?

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I said, "Nothing."

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Hm.

81
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Oh, no.

82
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She dropped some
important stuff,

83
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giving us the perfect
excuse to look for her

84
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and check out the factory
in the process.

85
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But she told us to stay here.

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Darwin, all it takes
for bad things to happen

87
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is for good people
to do nothing.

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I don't think we count
as good people.

89
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Then, all it takes for
good things to happen

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is for bad people
to do something.

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Oh. Uh.
Uh, no.

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What? I'm totally convinced.

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♪ Let's find out how they put
these magic colors in the sky ♪

94
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♪ With unicorns and pixies,
candy cane, and apple pie ♪

95
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♪ I used to think
that they were caused ♪

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♪ By how the
light refracts ♪

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♪ But now, I'm sure it's
magical, so who we gonna ask? ♪

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♪ Hey!

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♪ Red, orange, yellow, green,
blue, indigo, and violet ♪

100
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♪ Hello, friend,
now tell me ♪

101
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♪ Are you elf
or are you gnome? ♪

102
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♪ Neither kid, the lack of
daylight stunted every bone ♪

103
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♪ And is this color made from
lemonade and fairy dust? ♪

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♪ It's gasoline and arsenic
and latex, lead, and rust ♪

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♪ Hey!

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♪ Red, orange, yellow, green,
blue, indigo, and violet ♪

107
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♪ I must admit,
that guy back there ♪

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♪ Did not fill me
with magic ♪

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♪ In fact, he made it sound as
if his job was pretty tragic ♪

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♪ But look,
there's elves on tricycles ♪

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♪ And fountains
of molasses ♪

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♪ Unless it's a hallucination
caused by toxic gases ♪

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♪ Lead, lorry, lellow,
greeny, bludigo, and violet ♪

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♪ Well, I don't mind.
It's not that bad. ♪

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♪ This job still
has its perks ♪

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♪ Like, for example...

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uh... ooh...

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♪ Careful then,
mind what you say ♪

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♪ You know
the walls have ears ♪

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♪ Don't want to end up stuck
on night, like poor Mr. Frears ♪

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♪ Where are all the
roly-poly imps in Dungarees? ♪

122
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♪ Instead, it's tears and
bitterness and awful salaries ♪

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♪ We thought it would be full
of fun and colorful rainbows ♪

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♪ Instead it's
gross and gray ♪

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And let's be
honest, it just blows.

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What about blinking time?

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Uh, what about it?

128
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Well, every second
spent blinking

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is one less second
doing the job.

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I suggest we ban it.

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Ban blinking?
That's impossible.

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Then, I suggest
we reduce it by 75%.

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What? How?

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Like this.

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Uh...

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Okay, just spitballing here,
but how about,

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instead of the employees having
to spend so much time to go home

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to look after
their own children,

139
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they just share one massive
child to save on cost?

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Wh-- what about
the other children?

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Feed them to the big one,
group our assets,

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maximize value, Watterson!

143
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But sir, some of our employees

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are quite attached
to their children.

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I don't care.
The only people

146
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I've got pictures of
in my wallet

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are Washington and Benjamin --
My two sons.

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That's so funny.

149
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I thought you were gonna
heartlessly show me

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a couple of dollar bills.
They're very cute, sir.

151
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I was about to say there was
a third one -- Hamilton.

152
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He was fired
for going over budget.

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Only two hugs a day.
He knew the rules.

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To be honest with you,
this inspection is irrelevant

155
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since we've already decided
to move the factory

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to a country where workers
aren't always whining about...

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Get back.

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...like basic human decency,
access to direct sunlight,

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women's rights, men's rights,
dental plans, or desks.

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Go away.

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All of this is to say,
we're shutting this place down.

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Wait, what?
You're shutting this place down?

163
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No, no, no.

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Whoo!

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What's going on here?!

166
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Just give me a couple
of minutes and I'll --

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Okay!
A couple of seconds!

168
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Um, Mom. I think you
can stop the meeting.

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There's not much left of
the factory you can save.

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Children in the workplace!

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00:08:02,792 --> 00:08:05,381
What is this,
every other factory I own!

172
00:08:05,415 --> 00:08:06,693
I'm sorry, sir,

173
00:08:06,727 --> 00:08:08,522
but there's no time
to discuss this now.

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We need to evacuate
the premises at once.

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This gas is extremely tox...

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All in favor
of adjourning this meeting,

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say "Aye".
- Aye!

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I'm a wealthy man! This isn't
how it's supposed to end!

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00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:23,433
I'm supposed to croak
alone in my mansion,

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surrounded by all the expensive
things I wasted my life buying

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while my children
fight over their inheritance!

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Look, the exit!
Hurry up!

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Come on! Get on the magic goat
and play the banana!

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00:08:44,454 --> 00:08:46,215
Wait, what?!

185
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What happened?

186
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All in favor of adjourning
this meeting, say "aye."

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The fumes. Ugh.

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The override button.

189
00:09:01,161 --> 00:09:04,647
Why isn't this working?

190
00:09:06,994 --> 00:09:08,237
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ow. Ow. Ow.

191
00:09:08,271 --> 00:09:10,757
Okay. I promise
not to close the factory,

192
00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:12,034
and no more budget cuts.

193
00:09:12,068 --> 00:09:13,829
All right.
10 more days vacation,

194
00:09:13,863 --> 00:09:15,796
and a raise for everybody.

195
00:09:15,831 --> 00:09:18,592
Thank heavens everyone's out
cold and didn't hear that.

196
00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:20,249
Yeah, we did. Ugh.

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00:09:26,738 --> 00:09:30,259
The override button.

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00:09:34,677 --> 00:09:37,715
Darwin.
Darwin, wake up.

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00:09:44,653 --> 00:09:48,242
- Hello?
- Wake up!

200
00:09:48,277 --> 00:09:49,623
Wake up!

201
00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:53,593
Go and press the button.

202
00:10:01,739 --> 00:10:04,120
Gumball, wake up.

203
00:10:08,504 --> 00:10:10,471
Push the button.

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♪ We kept our jobs,
although we're slobs ♪

205
00:10:45,575 --> 00:10:47,060
♪ The factory's
not ablaze ♪

206
00:10:47,094 --> 00:10:50,166
♪ 10 more days vacation,
and we even got a raise ♪

207
00:10:50,201 --> 00:10:53,376
♪ We skirted unemployment
and a future on the skids ♪

208
00:10:53,411 --> 00:10:56,759
♪ Thanks to Mrs. Watterson
and her two weirdo kids ♪

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00:10:56,794 --> 00:11:00,004
♪ La la la la la la
la la la, hey! ♪