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I'm just saying, how
did anybody ever name anything?

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Was some caveman like,

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"Hey, guys, I'm
gonna call this thing a spoon,"

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and everyone else
was like, "Deal"?

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There needs to be some logic

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so you know what stuff is for.

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I would've called them
mouth-shovels.
Agreed.

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Like... moths should be called
goth butterflies.

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Beards should be called
mouth curtains.

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Puppies should be called
doglets.

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But what about stuff that
doesn't already have a name?

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Like that state you're in

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when you go to pee-pee
in the night

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but you're still
trying stay asleep

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so you can go back to bed
right away?

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Hmm...

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Sleep-pee-peeing! Sleep-pee-peeing!

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What do you reckon would be
your music fish name?

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Cod Kobain?

20
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Lil' Whale?
Sharkira?

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Salmon & Carpfunkel.

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Dude, this pizza is so frozen,

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I can't tell if that's parmesan
or ice crystals.

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And this pepperoni is saltier

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than texting the letter "K"
as a reply.

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Yeah!
And this corn is...

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uh...

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Dude, I-I --
I can't think of anything.

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Try harder.

30
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Okay, I'll try to come up
with something to say, then.

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Dude...

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What is going on?! What is going on?!

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One last time.

34
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Gumball, what's happening to us?

35
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I don't know, man!

36
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It's like we've run out
of things to say to each other.

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Try to think
of your relationship

38
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in terms of a house.

39
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You need to have
strong foundations,

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ideally with a man-cave.

41
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You also need space --
Two stories,

42
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with a screening room for
movie nights should do, right?

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Yeah. Yeah.

44
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And how about a hot tub
for the winter?

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And a swimming pool for summer?

46
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Yeah! Yeah!
Great!

47
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Sign this, please.

48
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Now, let me talk you
through the process.

49
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We start with you
as you are right now --

50
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With a problem,
then, we exchange,

51
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then you leave happily.
Does that sound good?

52
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Yeah, I think so.Great. So let's exchange.

53
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Well, it seems we've run out
of things to say and --

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Bu-bu-bup!

55
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I meant exchange my services
for your money.

56
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Oh, sorry.
Yes, of course. Very good.

57
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So, yeah, this never
used to happen to us,

58
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but now it's like --

59
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And now goodbye. Whoa, wait!

60
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What about all that
"building a house" stuff?

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Oh, we're building, all right.
My pool house!

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Bye!

63
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Okay.

64
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What if we try something
a little more off-the-charts?

65
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No, please.
Not him.

66
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Look, science let us down.

67
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We might as well
give him a chance.

68
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Please, don't say it.

69
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Alternative...
No...

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Alternative medicine...

71
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Please! No!

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Alternative Medicine.

73
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Did someone say
alternative medicine?

74
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So, you're saying you have
no wind in your sails.

75
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Yes.

76
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The train
won't leave the station.Yes.

77
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The goose
is stuck in the hammock. Y-e-e-es?

78
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The potato is wedged
in your tailpipe.

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I'm not sure what
we're talking about anymore.

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You've got trouble talking.Yes.

81
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Hmm, I see.

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I think we need to release

83
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the holisticness
of your third-eye chakras

84
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in order to boost your aura

85
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and stimulate the flow
of chi to your tongue.

86
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What does that mean?

87
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It means this!

88
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How do you feel?

89
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Like I got punctured 200 times
and set on fire.

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I meant between the two of you.

91
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No.

92
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Still have nothing
to say to him.

93
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Me, neither.
Wait. Wait!

94
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I -- I can feel
something coming!

95
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Yeah, me, too.

96
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It's like my tongue is tingling.

97
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Mithmer Thmall!
Whussgoinunh?!

98
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Hmm, that's really weird.

99
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I've done this procedure
three times before,

100
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and all my other patients
had exactly the same result.

101
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What are the odds? Ohn nuh!

102
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But don't panic.

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Their lives went back to normal
very quickly.

104
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Once they accepted
that this was their life now.

105
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You know, Darwin,
as that backstreet doctor

106
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was finally draining
the excess fluid

107
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out of our screaming faces

108
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using that
grease-coated bicycle pump,

109
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I had an eye-opening moment.

110
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Tell me about it.

111
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My eyes are still
popping out in shock.

112
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No, I mean that man
had no diploma.

113
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He was just pretending
to be a doctor.

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So?
So what if
we pretended, too?

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I don't get it.

116
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Well, you know how we can't
keep up a conversa--

117
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Yeah, it goes limper than
an animator's handshake.

118
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Aah!
Exactly.

119
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But what if it wasn't us
doing the talking?

120
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What do you mean?

121
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Role-playing!
If it works for fedora
wizards in some basement,

122
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why not us?
Who you gonna be,
then?

123
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I'm Akane Ryuuku,

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a shy anime kawaii girl
who likes corgis and friendship.

125
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Okay, let's go.

126
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Hey!

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Oh, h-hey. I'm Akane-chan.

128
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I'm not used to talk to people.

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Asterisk,
blushes and turns away.

130
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Congratulations!

131
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You've win E-phone
black edition!

132
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Sugoi!

133
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Thank you,
Sleve McDichael sempai.

134
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It's the first time someone
makes Akane-chan a present.

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Asterisk,
looks away all flustered.

136
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You want to be friends
with Akane?

137
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What?!
Question mark.

138
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Equals my message
not going through?

139
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Chat with me now and win
dollars, dollars, dollars!

140
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What? Click link and talk.

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Mm.

142
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Aah! Aah! Aah!

143
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Aah! Aah!

144
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Dude, what the what
were you role-playing?!

145
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A bot.

146
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So even Akane's
conversation wasn't real?

147
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Asterisk,
bashes head on wall in anguish!

148
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Asterisk, and realize it hurts
a lot more in real life

149
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than in writing.
Unh!

150
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H-uh-uh-uu...

151
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Hu... ah-ah-ah...

152
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Richard, honey, if it's
pretty much all you do,

153
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you need to watch
the way you sit.

154
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You should have a straight back

155
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and your knees
at a 90-degree angle.

156
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It's important
for your legs and hips

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to be in the correct position.

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Still some kind
of improvement, I guess.

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Dude, that's it!

160
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Maybe all it takes is for us
to change position a little!

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Do you feel anything?
No.

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How about now?

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No.
Maybe a little shame.

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No?
No.

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Now?
No.

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No?
No.

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How's that?

168
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Look.
What?

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Maybe what we really need is...

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Please, don't say it.

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I have to.
Please, don't.

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I have to.

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Otherwise, you won't
actually know what I mean.

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I already know
what you're gonna say.

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You mean...

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Aaaah!

177
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Aaah!

178
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Oh, forget it.

179
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Where could he be?!

180
00:09:02,231 --> 00:09:04,992
Okay, to find him,
we just have to think like him.

181
00:09:05,027 --> 00:09:06,200
Okay.

182
00:09:06,235 --> 00:09:07,581
I'm thinking I love my dad.

183
00:09:07,616 --> 00:09:09,514
So I'm thinking he deserves
a treat, a sandwich,

184
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,009
and a backup sandwich
with pickles and mayo

185
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and chips on the side.

186
00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,899
Dagnabit, Darwin,
stop thinking about sandwiches!

187
00:09:14,933 --> 00:09:16,452
How does that kid
get anything done?

188
00:09:16,486 --> 00:09:17,798
Look!

189
00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:20,007
Darwin would have stopped
to pet this kitten.

190
00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:22,572
And if he was petting a kitten,
that would get him thinking
about other soft things,

191
00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,125
which would have made him
think about... clouds!

192
00:09:24,149 --> 00:09:25,851
Which would have made him
look up and see...

193
00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:28,947
that billboard ad for
undergarments for elderly women.

194
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Which would have
embarrassed him, so he
would have turned this way.

195
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,537
What?
Trust me!

196
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,713
35, 36, 37... What are you counting?

197
00:09:35,747 --> 00:09:37,587
The number of seconds Darwin
would have held his breath

198
00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:38,795
as he walked past
that hot-dog stand

199
00:09:38,819 --> 00:09:40,038
because he thinks
breathing in the smell

200
00:09:40,062 --> 00:09:42,236
is stealing
if you don't pay for it.

201
00:09:42,271 --> 00:09:43,859
38, 39...

202
00:09:43,893 --> 00:09:45,757
He would have
gotten woozy at this point

203
00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:47,207
and needed some fresh air.

204
00:09:47,241 --> 00:09:48,415
Uh, this way!

205
00:09:50,244 --> 00:09:52,119
Yes! He'd have walked past this
and heard the music.

206
00:09:52,143 --> 00:09:53,938
But he wouldn't have
been able to resist

207
00:09:53,972 --> 00:09:58,598
doing his little dance.

208
00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:01,152
Oh! And he always ends
with a cranking turn.

209
00:10:01,946 --> 00:10:05,328
Which would have ended up
with him facing... this way!

210
00:10:05,363 --> 00:10:07,158
Of course!
An abandoned shoe!

211
00:10:07,192 --> 00:10:09,194
That would have made him
think of soles.

212
00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:11,069
And what music do you
need soul for? That's
ight -- blues music.

213
00:10:11,093 --> 00:10:13,002
But Darwin doesn't like blues,
he likes yodeling.

214
00:10:13,026 --> 00:10:14,762
And where does yodeling
come from? Switzerland.

215
00:10:14,786 --> 00:10:16,039
And what are the Swiss
famous for?

216
00:10:16,063 --> 00:10:17,662
Cheese. And Swiss cheese
is full of holes.

217
00:10:17,686 --> 00:10:19,066
And what else has holes in it?

218
00:10:19,101 --> 00:10:20,792
Plots of bad TV shows
that use hack writing

219
00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:22,218
to resolve
an important bit of action.

220
00:10:22,242 --> 00:10:24,727
And where do these shows belong?
The dump!

221
00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:32,079
You found me...

222
00:10:32,114 --> 00:10:33,115
But how?

223
00:10:33,149 --> 00:10:35,600
I just followed
your logic, dude.

224
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,740
Even the Swiss cheese?

225
00:10:42,158 --> 00:10:44,782
I think I know
what happened, Darwin.

226
00:10:44,816 --> 00:10:46,646
We know each other so well,

227
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,820
we don't even need
to talk anymore.

228
00:10:48,855 --> 00:10:51,098
Really?
What am I thinking right now?

229
00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:54,826
You're thinking, "Please remove
your knee from my crotch."

230
00:10:54,861 --> 00:10:56,448
It's true.

231
00:10:57,967 --> 00:11:00,660
No, but really, please move it.