Poppet, the negative energy is filling up the room.
He almost thinks he's a bit above everyone.
She tried to warn me about moving in with you. Wow.
I'm sorry. Thank you, that's it.
I'm actually dating someone. Yeah, I know about this.
It's very early and I don't wanna jinx it.
You did say shall we go on a second date?
I am into someone at the moment.
OK. She lives in Australia.
Hey!
Would you date anyone else now? Like, I'm ready to settle down.
She'd move from the other side of the world to pursue this.
Really? Yeah.
She's expecting we're gonna be boyfriend and girlfriend at
the end of this, I'm not sure if I want it.
You're getting freaked out. You're doing the back away.
Mm.
Is there anything that you need to tell me?
He's been a naughty, naughty boy.
We are good friends. Friends that wanna bang.
Haha stop it.
You literally just like dragged me through the mud.
Really? I'm glad that I never went there with him.
I don't want to be cautious.
She's here, bitches.
If he asked you out again would you go?
Yes, I would.
Your actions are hurting other people.
Ah, look at that view. Oh, wow. So beautiful.
I cannot wait for a mimosa.
Georgia, come on. Coming, just two seconds.
OK, I'll be back in a little bit.
Finally. No, come on, let's go. OK.
This is so lovely. It's so lovely. Taking you up The Shard.
Thank you so much. Oh, god this looks so good.
Yes, I haven't been to The Shard yet.
This is beautiful. I'm so glad that you brought us here.
I haven't been here in ages actually, it's so nice.
Can you please tell me about your single life?
So these two are recently single.
I remem... Yeah, last time I saw you
I think you were saying you and Rez...
We broke up. ..broke up. I think like, not even that recently.
I feel like I've been single for a while.
Yeah, you actually. But maybe it's fairly recent.
And now... She's ready.
Oh, she's back on the horse. She's ready!
She's ready. I'm really enjoying like
the thought of now meeting someone else and going dating.
Ah, OK. Like, all those fun things, I'm excited.
You haven't really done that either because you have been in
a relationship since you came out the womb.
So I just think now is your time. You know.
I agree. No, right.
You've really got like, spread those wings.
But like what... And those legs. Oh, and the legs.
Come on, when you're young that's what you do.
Yeah, yeah, it's true, it's true, it's true.
Well, I am gonna organise drinks tomorrow night for a few of us.
Lovely. Stunning.
For your leaving, send-off drinks shall we say.
Bon voyage party. Yeah. Bon voyage. Bon voyage.
Oh, that'll be fun. My last hurrah. Say goodbye to everyone.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It'll be fun. I'll be sad. Get all dressed up.
Yeah, it's been. It's been, look, there's been ups and downs.
Really? Give me, just give me the gossip.
I know you're kind of dating Miles...ish right.
Mm, I wouldn't really say dating. OK.
And it's been, it's been amazing and fun and positive like,
the whole time.
And then sort of like out of nowhere I sensed something seems a bit off.
Yeah. When was that?
We actually had this conversation,
he was saying all really lovely things about you know,
us and what he thought of me. Right.
But I also sensed off energy as well.
So I haven't really seen him all weekend which was very weird.
I felt really alone 'cause like. Ah, that's a horrible thing.
And you're in another country. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I was like ah, I actually feel really alone right now.
So I'm gonna see him later
and I guess I have some unanswered questions
and I wanna know where do we go from here.
Yeah, for sure.
Tristan's going away for two weeks,
which is weird 'cause it's like
the first time we've been apart from each other
for this long. And it's not a break-up.
How long have you been together for?
700 years.
God's sake.
So did you have a good time at the garden party?
Yeah, it was fun. I... Tell me more.
It was nice to meet Ella, Miles' new girl.
But I can just tell he's not that into it.
Are you interested in Miles? No, I'm not interested in Miles.
Are you sure? Are you sure? No, we, we get.
You're smiling like a... No, no, no, like.
I'm always like that that. I don't fancy him.
I know you do. I don't fancy him.
Yes, you do. No. Yes, you do. I don't.
Wait, so wait, wait, wait, has he, has he now.
So it's obviously not going well with Ella. Has he pursued you?
So no, I've got more. No, no, no.
OK, good, good, good, good, good. No, no,
we haven't pursued but they were at this garden party
and then Miles, Ella,
Willow and I we all went back to London together.
I didn't hear them speak once in the car
and I was surprised how much we were just getting on.
Like, we are good friends.
Friends that wanna bang. No. No.
So subtle.
So in the taxi I dropped Ella and Miles
but it was so funny they went their separate ways
and then literally like five minutes later he messages me like,
oh, thanks for the ride uh, let's grab a drink you know.
What? Oh, my God. That's so rude.
If, if you ever uh, around or would like to.
Oh, that is a bootay call. That is like a...
No, no, no, no, it's not that.
But while Ella was, and Ella did not go home with him?
No, they went their separate ways. No, she just left.
Well, then I'd be, I'd be pissed if that was me and I'd flown 18 hours
to see some guy chat up some other girl.
To be fair I'm very impressed.
Yeah. Boss. Bitch. It's very cool.
Nail, nailed it, boss bitch.
Boss bitch. I mean, it's been a hell of a ride. Like we're,
I think we're finally at
a place now where things are going smoothly.
I mean things never go smoothly right.
G, if you need me, front of house, topless, not topless I'm there.
The girls would love it to be fair.
Stop it. Stop it.
Wait should, should I be worried?
Buddy. You're late. Are these for me?
These for me? Digs, I got you some flowers. I got you some flowers.
Thank you, they're beautiful. So this is why I've lost you.
Yes. This is why I've lost you.
This is why I hardly see you any more.
No the first time that I met you I thought he was buying coffee for
a girl 'cause uh, we were in the coffee shop and I walked in
and he had two coffees
and I was like, 100% taking one of those back.
Well, I bet, I bet I know that girl!
I was buying them for Digs. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, and then he came back in the car and he was like oh,
just been speaking to this rocket.
Yes, I did. I did, I was like, Oh, my God.
He went straight on the Instagram.
I'm driving and he's like Digs look.
She follows me already.
She, I was like, she looks great mate, yeah.
Do you know the funny thing was though is
I've already met you before hadn't I?
Yeah, we met ages ago. Yeah, we met ages ago,
and then I started to wind Jules up you know,
oh, yeah, me and Georgia go way back.
Uh, uh, guys as much as I joke, I do love this.
Yeah. I do love this. I think it's, I think it's good.
And, and, and I enjoy it and also like we like the same things.
Like, we like the same food. We...
Love hummus.
Oh, we love hummus.
Oh, my God we love hummus so much.
Bonded over hummus so much.
Babaganoush as well, it's unbelievable.
Uh, our, our second date we went on she cooked my favourite food.
There was like ten dishes but that hummus,
that's when I realised this one's a potential keeper. Potential.
Just potential. Potential.
This is really cute, I swear it's like not even maternity wear.
What about this one? It's very you.
Right? Oh, my God. Look at this.
Maeve, no, that is ridiculous.
Uh, honestly, I think I give myself like,
a month and a half and I can fit in.
No Maeva you are being ridiculous.
And then how long till this?
So that. Never. Never, never, never.
That, no, no, no, no, no.
You're laughing but I've got few like this,
they're, that's heaven. It's just so comfortable.
Honestly, I can't wear any more. Maev, can I just say
I don't know why you even trusted me to help you with this.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Well, but you have to because honestly like,
even like doing that on my own now I'm a bit like.
It's tiring, it's like, I don't know what to wear,
you know, it's a bit like, you know the third trimester it sucks.
Is it third trimester? Yeah. Jeez it's soon. Yeah.
Why has it happened so quickly?
Yeah, it's flown by. Like, overnight.
What, well, I mean for you, not for me uh...
For me, uh, not really. Well, do I buy this bra or not?
I don't know if James would find this bra sexy.
However, maybe if I do this...
Just a little nip. Half a nip. Do you know like while we have sex?
Easy access. Just to make it you know,
like it's hot and sexy, no, it's not.
Hey. Hey.
You smell nice.
Thanks, you look nice.
Thank you. Ooh, how've you been?
Yeah, I've been flat as all weekend like,
yesterday I was a pathetic excuse for a human.
I'm so sorry. I was like, you know,
I felt a bit homesick
and like again just be like alone in this country like,
in your country and I don't know, it's,
I just feel very confused about the whole situation.
Yeah, well me too.
How are you feeling?
Uh... Phew...
I don't wanna like pretend that, you know,
everything's great when it isn't.
You definitely felt it at the garden party, I think.
Yeah. That I was a little bit off.
I guess I thought I was ready for something more serious,
even you know, a possibility of a relationship
and...
..it's made it very apparent that I probably am not.
Like, do you think that you just like,
like have, did you ev...
Do you even like, like me or is it just friends?
No, yeah, like, I, I want you still in my life.
Like, I genuinely thought when you were coming over that, like,
not that I was like ah, this is it, cool,
single life for Miles is over. But it was like you know,
we've had conversations about settling down
and like you know, our past relationships and I put,
I guess I put a lot of like thought behind you being here
and it being a bit more serious than what it was.
Mm. Because I have felt a certain emptiness for
the last five years since Maeva,
and I miss being close to someone.
Mm. I miss that you know,
closeness and I'm not lying to you when I said the last,
well, let's say six weeks now of us being in contact talking
and you being here yes, I genuinely had feelings for you.
Yeah. It wasn't that. It's that I think I was exp...
I thought I was gonna feel a certain way. Mm.
And I just didn't.
Mm. Yeah, I don't know, it's...
It's just like familiar territory for me.
Yeah. I guess.
Which sucks. Yeah, I guess that's
the one thing that I didn't want you to...
Like, it feels like I'm literally going through
the same thing with a different guy
and it's like...
..having the same conversation.
When I started to feel this way I was like,
the last thing I want her to think is OK, she's, you know,
he's just done what the other guy did.
Mm. Because that's not the case. I can only be honest,
as honest as I can with you
and just, and, and, and say, and say sorry. Yeah.
# You stopped reminding me
# Our love is a ghost
# My only comfort
# I survived in the smoke. #
MUSIC: Melody (From You To Me) by Pixey
I'm so glad you're here! Me too!
I'm so sad you're leaving.
I know. It's gone so quick.
Like, I'm definitely coming back to London. Like, I'll be back.
That's famous last words. "They never saw her again."
SHE LAUGHS
So, tell me, what happened yesterday?
I mean, obviously you were going to see Miles.
Yeah, so I saw him yesterday.
He kind of pulled the pin a bit, which was hard to hear.
Oh. Yeah, I was...
This makes me sad. I know, same. I don't even wanna think about it.
Um, yeah, it definitely had a few moments there were I was like,
shit, this is this actually sad.
Did it feel like a full-blown break-up?
Yeah, fully.
But he's been so honest with the way he's feeling
and I am grateful for that. That is the most important thing.
Like if he... Yeah, if he was like to lead me on
and then I left and then... So he's been honest about the whole thing?
Yeah.
So... So he told you about the whole Yasmine thing?
What thing?
What? Oh, God. Fuck, all right.
After the garden party, when you went home all in the same car...
Yeah. ..apparently, though, they were chatting away, Yas and...
Oh, yeah, they were. Having a banter. You guys were having a wonderful time. Yeah.
You got out with Miles and then you went separate ways. Yeah.
Yeah, cos I walked from his.
Well, then Miles text her and asked her out for drinks.
Oh.
Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah.
Oh. Sorry, I fucked up. I didn't...
I didn't know. I thought when you said the whole honest thing,
I thought maybe that...that was it.
Wait. That makes sense to why he was weird at the garden party, then.
Cos I remember when I walked into the garden party, it's like, "Oh, who's that?"
I was like, "Oh, she's beautiful. In fact, she seems so kind."
And then that was when he got weird.
But I'm just, uh... But then I asked him. I'm...
I'm massively... I'm gutted that he's done that.
I'm disappointed in him. Like, why would he do that straight away?
Like, at least let you get on the plane.
If I were you, I would just say,
"You know what, go fuck yourself.
"Take your red bus and shove it up your arsehole."
Because I... I was talking him up like one minute ago.
No, but like... Ach.
It's made me cry.
Oh, sweetie, don't do this. Come on.
I've literally been thinking that he's been, like, so honest.
SHE SIGHS
Listen, don't get upset,
because he's not worth your tears, honey.
I know that.
Now I know that. Cos you are, honestly, an incredible girl.
I back Miles constantly.
I-I always try.
But in this scenario, there's a lack of respect, and that's not cool.
I hate that I'm crying before I go home.
That sucks.
Last night in London.
MUSIC: Give Me A Reason by Let's Eat Grandma
What a great excuse... Hey!
..to have a glass of red. What a great excuse.
Particularly since I haven't had any paracetamol today.
I can't think of anyone who has a...
..some sort of diamond-encrusted sling, Mum.
No. I mean, you know - fashion first.
HE LAUGHS Fashion first!
Absolutely. You've been through the wars.
And how nice that you can just stay here?
It is. Can I pre-warn you, I'd like a coffee in the morning?
Shall I give you a little bell on the side? I like a bell.
Bing, bing! Well, I gave you bells when you were smaller
to ring whenever you weren't well. It was better than you yelling.
I rang it every second. "Mum!"
"Marmite on toast, Mum!"
So I had a bell for you. You all had bells. It's very civilised.
Oh, OK, I'll get you a bell. Yeah. And how are you, sweetie pie?
I'm good. Georgia's out with the girls tonight.
Oh. So she's... But she was like,
"Have the best time with Mum, just chill, relax."
So you've told them you're looking after your mother again.
I've told, yeah. Oh, dear.
Remember how that worked for me last time? It didn't work well.
"I'm looking after Mum." No, I know.
So, can I be really bold and ask you... Yeah.
..how's it going with Georgia?
Amazing. Aw!
I-I... I... It's... I'm very, very happy.
That is so exciting. She has all the qualities. She's great fun,
she's...she knows everyone, she's hardworking,
she inspires me, she excites me
and she's affectionate, she's great, so...
And she's very beautiful and you both look so...
..you know, you're a beautiful couple.
Yeah. But I... I genuinely feel ready to settle down this time,
but that's credit to her, and it's also a credit to
where I feel like I am in my life now.
So lovely. So what I just...
I suppose just as your mother,
I would say that looking back at the sort of pickle
or the roller-coaster or whatever you want to call it of the summer,
it would be nice if you took this really slowly
and you really made sure, so that you don't run away with yourself.
And I just want you to be cautious.
To meet you on that level, I don't want to be cautious.
I haven't been this excited about someone for a very long time,
and I genuinely like her a lot.
I'm really happy for you, matey moo.
Watch this space. Watch this space.
Yeah. And whilst you're about it,
could you just see if your friends have a single parent?
Right, I really need to know one thing.
Ooh, OK. Has Julius sung for you yet?
Oh, God. Oh, yeah, has he serenaded you?
Yeah, he has serenaded me. What?!
And you're still dating? Yeah, but I can't sing at all.
Do you sing along with him?
So, yeah, and he'll be like, "Oh, my God, please shut up."
"Let me have my moment." Yeah, I was like, "Do you know what?
"I actually just want to sing along too."
God, you guys are actually so well suited.
Oh, my God that's really cute.
Anyway, God, enough about me and my relationship,
so what's going on with you?
Single. Single.
I'm fully ready to mingle. I'm honestly now so... Are you?
Yeah. Ruby's been a really good wing man.
I mean, I would like to go on a date. What about someone here?
No, stop. There's no-one in these parts for us.
Cos I remember when you first started dating Rez,
I used to date one of... Yeah, cos I've known you for like eight years.
Yeah. Maybe ten years.
Yeah. Do you think this time it's done?
Oh, my God it's done. Yeah.
Why don't I arrange a double date for you two?
Oh, yeah, lovely. I'll find some nice blokes.
You know what my type is? You're putting so much pressure...
I know what your type is. I like a good blond. Wallet. Oh.
Jude Law. Earrings.
That's quite niche, though. Jude Law with earrings. Right, OK.
What's my type? Yeah, what is your type?
It's the... I don't have a type.
Give me something.
I like... Taller than you?
To be fair, neither do I. I just think you've just got to fancy them.
I just want a really nice guy.
I'll find you someone, Ruby.
Your shirt kind of matches my shoes.
I was going to say we've got some matchy vibes here.
I know. We are. I like it. No, it looks planned.
Yeah.
It's not. Well, I know.
Um...
But, yeah. Sweet.
Hello.
Oh, hi.
Miss Australia herself. How are you?
Good, how are you? Good. Oh.
Um, maybe not. Maybe not today. What's up?
Good, just having a chat.
Good. What do you mean, maybe not today?
Oh, I'm just feeling a little bit off right now.
But are you guys having a good time?
Yeah. Just catching up.
I feel like is there anything that you need to tell me?
Cos all I've been saying to everyone, like,
friends and family, like, how honest you've been.
Yeah.
And, I don't know,
is there anything that, like, you haven't told me?
Is it about the message? Like speaking... About the message?
Yeah, about how he messaged you after the garden party.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. So the message, you had mentioned that you were on your own,
your family's away, and you felt a bit lonely,
and when I messaged her I said,
"If you're ever feeling lonely, let me know, we can grab a drink."
Surely you can see how that's shit that I'm here...
OK, so...
..trying to comfort someone who might be lonely,
like you might've been. OK, can I just say...
No, no, no. I wasn't lonely.
No, I'm going to stop this because it's... But he said that you were.
OK, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait,
let me talk because this is. This lonely word has been thrown...
This has been blown way out of proportion here.
But how do you think that would make me feel, finding out now,
the day before I leave, after everything that you have said?
OK, well, look, I'm...
Now it just feels like you're a liar and like you're shit.
OK, great. Like, that's exactly the way that it looks.
OK, I'm sorry, but that's not my intentions at all.
Your apologies are fucking empty.
I'm feeling alone in your fucking country that I have come to,
and, yes, it didn't go to plan,
and whatever, I accepted that. Like, I totally accept that.
But that just makes me feel even more alone today
the day before I go home. Like, it's fucking shit.
And I feel really, like, humiliated, in a way,
at my own going away party, and uh, yeah.
Yeah.
OK, bye.
Lean back like you're doing a reverse sit-up, hands high.
Straight legs. Hold it here, legs wide.
Ooh, yeah. Feet up. Wrap around, feet together.
Ooh, I feel like a moth.
I'm so happy we're doing this together,
cos a blind date's scary.
And I think it's different if you see a picture and you're like,
"Ooh, yeah, yeah, they look lovely." We know nothing.
We know nothing. Bar their names. And that they know Liv.
MILD GROANING
What a reaction. How are you?
That... That's so cool. ..is...
Yeah? It's, uh, the head...
You've got my hair.
Robbie, your face shape is quite off, so I need to fix all of that.
It's great. I have to say,
the other one has been haunting me at night.
Where have you put it?
She's under the bed.
But I'm very happy to replace it. This is...
Give us a hug. This is just a very sweet gesture.
Ah, thank you so much, Paris.
I love you guys, and that I hope it makes you realise
I do have love for you, I do want to put in that effort to show that.
No, of course. Yeah. And I'm not completely a bitch.
No. We're both bitchy at times, but that's OK.
It's fine. Who isn't?
Well, actually... Yeah. ..I have organised a birthday celebration
for Robbie. Ah!
Yes.
My boyfriend is amazing. He does these things...
We're doing a Studio 54-themed birthday party, so...
Oh, my God, stop it. I have so many outfits waiting for this.
Think debauchery, hedonism.
Mm. Vibes, beauty, glamour.
Oh, my God, amazing.
This sounds so fun, and there's going to be good music, then.
I've also got another surprise for you.
Robbie's going to be doing drag.
Oh, yeah, how did I forget? Are you?!
Listen, I'm a bit apprehensive, so let's slow down.
I've never done it before, so this will be a first for me.
Have you not, never? No.
I think when you're growing up,
especially as a young gay person, you have all these,
you know, thoughts and ideas of what drag is.
Mm. Mm.
And, like, some of them are not positive,
cos you think of drag in this heteronormative way.
Yeah. And then when I actually did it,
I literally had the best time of my life.
It's fun being a woman, isn't it? It is!
Get that wig on, sweetie.
Yeah. Right? Oh, my God.
I actually do agree with. If you asked me to do drag
four years ago, I would've been like, "Ooh!" Mm.
Yeah. I've only just come round to the idea.
Isn't that so beautiful? Yeah.
It's such a show of your confidence and progression.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, my God, I'm so excited for this.
I'm excited and scared.
Maybe I might try and emulate some Grace Jones vibes.
I mean, Grace Jones walked in with her man and a lead.
That's a great idea. And he was topless.
Who can I get on a lead? Ooh!
I'd love to put Miles on a lead.
Yes! I think he needs a good telling off.
Yes, he does.
Yeah, a good little spank. He's been a naughty, naughty boy.
What shall we have, shall we have a little code word?
I think we're going to need something, so, like,
if we need to plan the great escape.
What's the time, Mr Wolf?
Should I say that to you?
I'm Mr Wolf?
Just "What's the time, Mr Wolf?"
What about...code red?
That's a bit obvious.
Yeah.
Hello. How you doing? Hi.
How we doing? Good.
I assume you are Liv's friends. Yeah. How are we?
Very good, very good. Good.
I'm Melissa, by the way.
Melissa. Lewis. I'm Ruby. Nice to meet you.
Charlie, lovely to meet you. How you doing, you guys good?
Yes, thank you. Yes. Where's the...? Can we get a glass of....?
Yeah, yeah, of course, sorry. Here we go.
Let's get it poured. Thank you very much.
Have you guys come far? No.
Um, no, not too far, to be honest.
Thank you very much.
So how come you guys are on double dates?
Is the single life not working out as well?
Oh, it's very fresh, very new. Very fresh.
Thank you. It's good fun, we're enjoying it.
OK, then, come on, someone's got to tell me,
what's the walking icks, then, of the people you've dated?
The walking icks? Yeah. Um...
Oh, you know when your hat blows off when it's windy,
and they run after the hat?
I've done that before,
and I've been like, "If anyone saw me do that..."
Specific, that, fair. A Velcro wallet.
Oh, I mean, come on, yeah, that's an ick for me.
I'm not even into men, but if a guy did that, I wouldn't see him again.
"I've got this, guys," and he just unzipped the wallet,
and it's like... Oh, wait, you've actually been on a date
with a velvet wallet? A velvet... Velcro wallet.
I was, like, I was, like a teenager, it was, like, years ago.
All right, yeah. But I remember thinking back then,
like, no. I also think someone being super nervous can,
uh, like, it can be quite sweet, but then it gets to a point
where it's like, "ooh, it's kind of making me feel a bit uneasy,
"and it's icking me out a bit, right?"
Yeah. You don't want to have to suck conversation out of someone.
No, never. Like, you just want it to be, like, quite easy.
Yeah, you kind of want a bit of an alpha, right?
Yeah.
Yeah!
Are you guys thee alphas in your fa...?
Family? In your friend group?
Yeah, in your family, do you like...?
At Christmas, are you dominating or...?
Are you the man of the house?
Cos I am in my family.
Yeah. Big papa over there.
Yeah, mate. You don't want to go to my family house. No.
Ooh, that's really funny.
That was quite funny, why are we laughing so much?
How...?
What's your shoe size?
No, I'm joking. What's my shoe size? How tall are you guys, then?
What? How tall are you guys?
How tall am I? Uh, six foot, and I am six foot,
because everyone that says six foot will be like five 11.
Six foot's a really strong good height.
All right, yeah. What about you? And you? I'm six foot one.
What?
Six foot, well done, mate, six one.
Yeah, six foot is perfect, it's perfect, but six one, like...
This might not be my forte. No.
I'm OK with it.
Just so manly right now.
How do you look manly in this?
I feel so vulnerable.
Like a little child on the naughty step.
Crossing my legs. Darling.
Oh, yeah, how was last night? tell me.
Last night was so fun.
It was actually so much fun. I haven't seen the girls in ages.
Nice. I wish you could've come,
but very, very sweet that you were looking after your mum. How is she?
She's all right, she's all right,
she's in recovery, isn't she? So... But she,
We had a nice time last night together. We had a lovely chat.
No, that's really important. We spoke about you.
Oh, yeah? She's very happy with the idea of you.
Cos she doesn't know much about you, you've seen her in spin class
or you've walked past and we've said hi.
Yeah, that's pretty much it. But she...
I told her that I'm into you.
It's fun. Like, I don't really get excited by things like this.
I don't. It's been a long time since I've sort of, you know...
No, 100%, me too.
And I do really like the pace things are going at
at the minute. There's no...
We have no reason to rush anything, right?
Yeah, I'm loving it.
Good. Do you think we could...?
Do you think we'll reach other if we swing closer?
You ready? Three, two, one, go.
No!
You've got to grab me now.
Guys, this is just going down too well. I'm, like, nearly finished.
I think we need some more.
Something. Yeah. Come on, we'll grab some shots for the table.
OK, great. Oh, thanks.
Just a tequila? Yeah.
Tequilas all round.
Thanks, boys. See you in a bit.
See you shortly.
Lewis is a no go from me.
You're fancying Charlie, you're like "Ha-ha, stop it," the whole time.
No, I'm not.
He says one thing, and you said...
He said, "Six foot one, you went, "Ha-ha-ha!"
Giddy, giddy Ruby.
No!
Let's tell Liv. Shall we call her?
Yeah, ring her.
Just calling in.
I feel quite giggly.
Hello? Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello!
Hello, all right? Ruby's in love with a blond boy.
Are you serious?!
Oh, God, Ella was so upset last night. I felt awful.
No, it was really bad. Like, cos I was chatting to Miles,
and then she came over,
and was like, "Do you have something to say?"
It was obviously about the message, she was like,
"Ollie told me that message."
Yeah, see, I was obviously speaking with Ollie and Gareth.
Mh-mm. Oh, were you there?
Yeah. He didn't realise what he was saying, so he was like, "Oh!"
And I think Ella actually just got so upset. She was, like, crying.
I felt, honestly, I... Really?
Yeah, she was crying her little eyes out.
I did not know that.
Because obviously I saw her, and I felt really bad for her.
Did you actually think it was in a flirty way, the message?
I think the timing's incredibly off. Timing was very off.
Considering, like, a week, like, before that,
he was saying how he's going to focus on Ella...
Mm. ..and then he then messaged me after then,
and he like very much played it in the terms of,
I said that my family were out of town,
and he was like, "Let's go for a drink,"
and I thought, "Hang on. I don't need you to keep me company, like,
"I'm not alone." You live in London.
I live in London, I've always lived here.
If anyone's lonely, it's Ella, she's come from Australia, like,
you don't need to text me
because you think I need someone to keep me company.
Yeah, I'm sorry. He's got loads of friends,
like, he doesn't want to be your friend. I know.
There is not one part of him that wants to be your friend.
You're far too pretty for him to want to be your friend, trust me.
I'm just so glad that...
..I never went there with him!
And I just almost wanna tell him, you know,
"Miles, sort yourself out."
He's got to just start thinking about other people... Mm-hm.
and not himself all the time.
He can't...pretty invite someone from Australia over...
No, and then message me. ..get their hopes up, you know,
treat them like shit and then message you, it's... It's so not on.
And he has to take a bit of accountability for it. Yeah.
MUSIC: Hurt You by Connie Constance
Ella, wait.
Hey.
I'm sorry. I couldn't let you leave
the way we left it yesterday.
Are you OK?
Yeah, heading home. Yeah... Yeah, I know.
But I didn't want, obviously, last night to finish
and end the way it did cos it...shouldn't have been like that.
Mmm. And especially I was...
What we've gone through...
It just feels like you literally just, like,
dragged me through the mud. I'm like trying to put it all together
and like the timing of everything, and, like, before I leave,
the timing of you sending her a message,
it just doesn't feel like it was genuine, ever.
There was just so much more investment, I think, on my end.
And do you think that there was no investment on my end?
I think maybe just a little bit.
But not as much as you made out there was.
You're wrong. I really did care.
The excitement I had before you coming here was genuine.
I don't talk to a girl in Australia, thinking,
"Oh, it's gonna be like a little fling whatever, I don't care."
I'm...beyond sorry for everything that's just happened,
but I don't want you think that, like, I faked it. Because I didn't.
Yeah, no, but it's not... It's not even about that any more.
I think where I'm really struggling
to understand is, you've said so much,
but your actions just haven't matched
and I feel like you need to...
I don't know, I just hope that you can kind of take away something
from, like, your actions and how they have affected me.
And I do try to focus on the good.
You know, meeting your friends, like, adore Emily,
she's a legend, she's the best.
She's very upset with you.
But I have no regrets,
just thicker skin.
Maybe I'll see you again.
Hope so.
OK. Oh...
OK, well, I will let you get out of here.
Hugs? SHE CHUCKLES
Yeah, of course.
MUSIC: Goodbye For The Last Time by Bleeding Fingers
All right.
See ya later.
MUSIC: I Feel Love by Donna Summer
Thanks, girl.
She's here, bitches!
Oh, my God. Oh, my...
So how do we call you now?
My name is Miss Reality Check. Yeah.
Because I need a reality check!
I live for that name. Something has just come over me.
Yeah? The diva is here.
Uh-oh, cos we needed more diva! No.
We were worried there was too much, there's gonna be even more! Like...
OK, I'm gonna run!
Do you actually...feel...? I feel curvy and fabulous!
So sexy. I don't think I've ever seen you look so confident as well,
which I think is brilliant. I know. He's got hip pads...
I've got hip pads! I've got a corset on. We've got a corset...
You look cinched. I can't breathe!
Yeah, because you're... Perfect! Your waist is literally...like that.
It's absurd. Natch. It's impressive. Kim Kardashian, eat your heart out.
The only thing that's real is my arse and you can feel it.
Ooh! I actually I touched your ass twice.
THEY LAUGH Thanks, Maeve.
MUSIC: They Know I Got It by The Hoof & Meredith Hope Raney
No, I did meet her the other day. Yep.Thought she was great,
but what's going on? Basically she's perfect and I don't know what to do
because I'm shitting myself thinking I don't wanna fuck it up, but...
Just don't fuck it up, then. No, I'm not gonna fuck it up.
I'm not gonna fuck it up and yeah, I do care about her a lot.
So are you gonna ask her to be your girlfriend? Is that gonna happened?
Well, I think, just quickly, I think it's probably a good idea to,
to make someone your girlfriend for you especially,
because, judging on the past, sometimes, it's a bit of an unknown
whether they're your girlfriend or not.
HE FAKE LAUGHS We love this conversation.
I love my day. Ah, this is great. Loving it so much.
Oh, wait, how's it been going with Ella?
Yes... She's gone now. Oh, she's flown, has she?
She's... Yeah, she left yesterday.
I caught up with her before she went to the airport
and it was...
It sucked. Like, it was really, really hard to see her that way
and she was still a bit upset from the night before.
Oh, yeah, that was my fault, I think. Yes, thanks for... Well, I didn't mean that.
She said, "Miles has been incredibly honest and...wonderful,"
and I said, "Oh, so you've heard he asked Yas for a drink?"
So...thank you. You're so kind.
Yeah, I will always be there for you Miles. Yes, cheers.
Yeah, she confronted me. I was also talking to Yas at that moment which was perfect timing.
Was there a lot of flirtation with you and Yas at that moment? No.
Mmm. No! No? Oh, right. Were you there? No, I wasn't. Were you watching? No, I wish I was! God...
No, but look, she confronted me and she was very angry and I get it.
Like, I get it, it doesn't look good. Yeah.
Do you know who was really pissed off though, talking about angry?
Emily Blackwell was genuinely pissed off with you.
Yeah, so I've heard about this.
So I'm confused like, what did Emily actually say? Why was she so upset?
What she was saying - it's classic Miles.
Wow. And she was like... This is like... She goes, "Again and again
"and again, when's he gonna stop being like this?"
HE STAMMERS Emily and I talk a lot, right,
and she knows how I feel and she's there
pretty much before anyone knows what my next step is gonna be. Mm-hm.
So for her to kind of not have my back, I take that seriously.
Also, you haven't even spoken tonight, like...
No, I haven't... Yeah, we haven't been... It's like you've been at the other side of the room to her.
You need to speak to her. Yeah... Yeah, we will.
MUSIC: Where Did We Go Wrong by The Hoof & Meredith Hope Raney
Honestly, I'm so proud of all of this.
Yeah. Like, you've come so far.
Baby, just take the credit. No! Don't give me any of it!
But you're wearing it, you're embodying it. I know.
You are the moment. I don't need too much flattery, please!
Oh, I'm so proud of you. Do you know what though,
obviously we had an awful experience recently on holiday
that we did not deserve and I think it's right for me
to go above and beyond to say "fuck you". Yes! Like, I'm not...
..letting that define me, you know?
Yeah. You helped me not in just this,
you've made me a more confident person and...
Oh...
Ah, I love you. I just love where we're at. Yeah.
We're at a good place. I can't cry I've got make-up on, babe!
MUSIC: Love Like This by Erica-Cody
Studio 54, back in the day,
anyone that was everyone would go to this place.
And now everyone just goes to Raffles.
Anyway, you sounded so giggly on the phone yesterday.
I was, like, surely this is actually... Look at her face!
No, stop it. No, do you know what,
we had a lot of fun. It was fun! It was very funny. It was.
So I did well.
There won't be a second date for me.
Charlie was tickling her fancy, I think. She was... Tickling my fancy?
Yeah!No, do you know what...? She was like... SHE GIGGLES SOFTLY
Oh, was she? Yes. Were you like giggly and...?
No, he grew on me. Right.
Like, he was really funny and he was a really nice guy and I kind of...
Fancied him? At the end, I think, I did a bit, yeah.
This is quite exciting. He had a fun time. I felt like we had a vibe.
I felt like there was a vibe. He was laughing.
Was there a cheeky kiss at the end or anything? No, no, no.
No, no, no. It's first date, no. Oh, sorry.
OK, right, but if he asked you out again, would you go? Yes, I would.
SHE SQUEALS
No, wait, what is that phone doing up?
Time is of the essence. Shall we call him? BOTH: Oh, God no!
What do you mean? What if he says no? I'm nervous! Why would he say no? Rube, look at you,
for fuck's sake, he's not gonna say no.Oh, my God I'm...scared. PHONE DIALS
WHISPERED: I'll just ask a few questions.
Actually, I won't. Hello?
Hi, Charlie, it's Liv. I was just ringing to see how you...
Hi, Liv, how you doing? I'm good thanks, how are you?
I'm lovely thank you. How was your double date yesterday? What's up?
Yeah, it was good. It was good to meet the girls.
They said they had a wonderful time. Oh, yeah? Well, that's always nice to hear...
Fancy a second date with Ruby? I'm glad they...
Uh... Yeah, why not? What you thinking, what's she thinking?
Well, I'll put her on the phone now, then.
LAUGHING: OK. Here she is, come on Rubeth. Hello?
Hey, how are you? I'm good thanks, how are you?
Yeah, good. It's nice to have a call with you via someone else.
Yeah, sorry, I didn't actually know she was gonna pick up the phone
and then just like lunge it at me.
Enjoy yesterday? I did, yeah. It was nice to meet you.
Yeah, likewise, likewise. What you thinking?
Drinks.
Uh, drinks? Yeah.
And then a bit of... Yeah, let's do it.
OK. I will get your number off Liv and drop you a message.
Yeah, just let me know and I'll get something organised.
OK, cool, sounds good. OK, cool, I'll speak to you later.
All right, speak to you later, have a good day. Happy shagging! See you later, bye.
MUSIC: Everything's Normal, Everything's OK by Disco Mary & charly haze
Hey.
Hello.
OK, so...what is this, because I...
I had a very tough situation and conversation with Ella
and she has said, and I just spoke to Ollie about it as well,
and he said that you're very upset with me and I just don't really know
why and also that you haven't been backing me up.
I'm struggling to back you up at this point
and that's what I keep saying. I'm, like, I don't know how
I can defend you any more. I've tried so many times.
But why did you not defend me here?
Because she was crying, upset, Ollie had told us what had happened
about you messaging Yas. Yeah. I just thought it was disrespectful and out of order
and I can't back you. I'm a very black and white person.
I'll back you to the end if I think that you're in the right,
but currently, I think you're in the wrong.
I think you're being a little bit selfish, Miles, at the minute.
You must've known even speaking for five weeks
that you would've liked her and watching her on
Married At First Sight, you must've got some sort of...
Yes, I did. And she, even on that programme, I've watched it,
she was balling her eyes out about the fact that she has no trust
in men, she hates relationships and hasn't been in one for nine years.
Yeah, and you know what I did, before she even came out here,
I said this could either work or go terribly wrong.
And unfortunately, of course, yet again, it's gone terribly wrong
and I've learnt from that. Like, honestly the...
Did you or did you not text Yas? Yeah.
That night, after you got out the car, the same night Ella was...
Yeah. ..in the UK.
Because Yas was explaining to me that she's home alone
and that she had no friends and she felt a bit lonely.
Ella was the one that was lonely, she's in Australia,
Yas grew up in the UK. Yas is from England, London. Yeah, I know.
She doesn't need another friend, she doesn't need to be lonely.
And, do you know what? Ella, no... Your timing was off.
OK, timing was off, but you know what, I sent one message that got blown out of proportion.
But Miles how many...more times is this gonna happen?
Are you gonna have to apologise to girls, are girls gonna get upset with you? I didn't need to...
It's just a repeated pattern all the time and I think now,
you need to really just take a moment to yourself to grow up a bit,
to realise that your actions are hurting other people.
Well, look, I've definitely learnt from... I don't even wanna hear it.
I need to go and enjoy the rest of my night.
MUSIC: I've Had Enough by Emmett O'Malley
I actually think you could be the first girl
to give Miles a taste of his own medicine.
Emily tried to set me up with Harvey.
Her ex who cheated on her?
So are you asking me on a date? Yeah. I think I am, yeah. OK.
But she'd rather push her ex than her best friend.
It feels like you're very against me.
I made it to second date. You did, congratulations.
I feel like I can read you quite well.
Do you feel like I fancy you? Yeah.
Correct. You do? Yeah, I do, yeah, yeah.
Sam's new hobby is tormenting Julius.
How do you actually, like, feel about it? Fortunately,
I've got a strong enough esteem that I look at it and laugh.
I'm just joking around, like, having a good time. But is it a joke?
I mean, it's not funny. If I'm honest, I really enjoy it.
What, enjoy being a dick? I'm going to go.
I actually do appreciate you having my back,
and I want you to be my girlfriend.
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