I am dating somebody called Cillian.
Every single day that I see you, you do something that blows me away.
Oh, my God. Thank you, you're such a sweetheart.
I've sort of been seeing someone else. His name's Sam Prince. Oh, no!
He realises he has a past,
but he doesn't want to be associated with that any more,
I guess. That's good.
Every time we meet each other, we have fun and I think that is great.
Like, we can be anywhere and have a good time.
I like you and I feel like we've got a lot in common as well. Yeah.
I met up with Ruby secretly the other day. Did you kiss? Yeah.
We've been really good friends.
I don't want to feel like I've let you down.
I'm not upset with you.
I'm trying to still figure out what it is that I want.
You know how I feel, you know I love you,
you know I miss you tremendously
and I think you miss me too.
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It's so nice to get out of London. I know. Shall we get a tree?
Oh, my gosh, Jules. Wow!
Rubes, you absolutely smashed this!
Look at where we are.
- Oh! - Again! SCREAMING
Digby!
Like, we're so lucky. Like, look where we are,
it's actually so beautiful.
No, it's great. It's great.
I have a bone to pick though.
Why is Rez here?
I invited Rez. Why?
Cos we're actually, we're on really, like,
nice terms at the moment.
I'm so confused, Rube. I'm like, I'm just so confused that he's here.
OK, well... This isn't like get some sort of, like... No.
I'm not angry with you. No. I'm, I'm just confused. I think...
Cos I love you, Rube, and I... Yeah. Obviously we organised this trip
together to be, like... Totally.
..amazing, good people and then suddenly,
I see Rez here and I'm like...
what? We have spent a bit of time together.
It would just be really nice
as two exes that went out for nearly a decade to be able to get on.
I understand that you're exes but you're an ex for a reason.
It's like, can exes actually, after five six months or however
long you broke up, be friends? I don't think so.
OK, well, let's see. What would Miles say right now?
He'd be so, he'd be so gutted. I've spoken to Miles. Huh?
I've spoken to Miles, I've had a conversation with Miles. You've told
him that you're meeting up with Rez? Yeah. And hanging out with Rez.
Yeah. What'd he say? Um, that he gets it.
HE LAUGHS He can't get it.
I know Miles, he wouldn't get that.
I've been honest with Miles, I've had that conversation with Miles.
Do you not remember how badly he treated you?
Julius, I'm, I'm... I do remember.
We're spending time together. I'm not going to, like, be pressurised
into anything and it's nice,
and I feel content and I'd expect you to respect that.
And be happy for you? Yeah.
What are you thinking about right now?
Disgusting!
So, how, how well do you know Sam Prince, then?
I know Princey pretty well. Oh, nice.
I've known him for, for a couple of years now. Oh, nice.
No, he's a good boy and he is a cheeky chappie as well.
He cracks me up.
Well, see, I was expecting Inga to rock up with Ella,
not Sam Prince. Like, I didn't realise that was a thing.
What's going on with them?
I think, I dunno, I know Sam moves pretty fast. Does he?
Yeah, he's probably told her he loved her already. Really?!
Is he one of those? Princey, yeah, he moves fast.
But they look happy, they're like two little school kids. I know.
I didn't realise that was, like, going on but it's cute. Yeah.
It is cute.
You know, like, I'm really glad that you're here
and I think we can have a lot of fun this week. Yeah.
Digby, Jesus. Mate.
Look at that, I didn't realise how well-endowed you were.
Oh, stop it, mate. No, honestly!
Nice manhood. Hi. Hey. How are you?
Good, you? Fabulous.
Can we play happy families this weekend? No, we can't. We can't.
Why? We can't, I don't think. Jimbo...
No, to be completely honest, we can't because...
I'm going to tell Maeva that you stood next to me.
You could but, no, I can't treat it as a joke any more
because the stuff that you say to Maeva... Oh, God. ..and the stuff
you say behind her back, like, it's not even... Yeah, but, Jimbo...
No, but it's gone too far. ..it's two to tango.
But Maeva's also said some nasty stuff to Verity. Yeah, I'm not going to deny that.
But in life you can just move on. Yeah.
I genuinely think this - and you're going to laugh at me -
if Maeva wasn't in the picture, we would be friends by now.
No, I, I think from everything
that you've done and I've done, no chance.
Right, see you, team. Bye. Bye Digby. I'll see you later. Mwah!
Are we not kissing on the lips yet? Shut up, James. I heard that.
Look, buddy, I know you both have said
some stuff behind each other's backs.
And, yes, I know that you're never gonna
get on with her and all that stuff.
But I am actually enjoying getting to know her
and I am looking forward to spending time with her this week.
Hey, I just don't want you to let your guard down with someone
that I believe is just going to use and abuse you.
But I haven't seen any of those red flags.
OK, well... I'm glad you're happy, but...
And also, like I said to Maeva, mate, I've been through enough shit
to realise what I don't want any more.
I give it to the end of the trip.
End of the trip, she'll fuck it up somehow,
and you'll see her true colours and you'll go running.
Oh, hey. Hey, guys. Hi. How are you? We're good, how are you?
Yeah, I'm good it's so beautiful here.
It's stunning. Have a nice time guys.
See you in a bit. Bye. Bye.
I'm honestly really glad you're here.
I know that there's been moments. But I like your outspoken ways
and I think we'll have fun together. Really? Yeah. Thank you.
Well I'm glad to be here with you and well, I'm not gonna lie...
Yeah. I was a bit surprised about the guest list.
I don't necessarily know if, you know, I would've invited
everyone that's here. Obviously having Verity here
doesn't make me feel OK.
But anyway, I'm just like, I'm just gonna avoid her and that's it,
end of story. But... Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't have invited Inga.
When I broke up with Rez, she was messaging him.
Rez? Rez. What? Yeah.
This is why I have an issue with her.
When we broke up... So a few months back she was DMing him
at like 5am on a Saturday night, being like, "Are you still awake?
"Are you at an after party, which party are you at?"
Wow, that's a big one. Yeah.
And I don't think anyone goes sending those
kind of messages at that time, unless you want a booty call.
If she does that, because she fancies him?
It must be.
She's obviously so bored, it's such a shame that she has to get
so involved in my life. Like, pick up a hobby, find something to do.
Pick up a hobby!
Like, go paddle boarding again or something.
How is everything with Rez?
I mean you two look happier.
Yeah. I mean, you know what, he's here and I'm gonna try
and figure out what it is that I want and...
I'm just confused.
You love each other.
Maybe.
Well, yeah, you do.
I'm excited to see your parents. Me too.
Let me open this for you, darling. Thank you. Mi'lady.
Hello. Oh, look at that. Hello! There you are.
Don't get up. How are we? No, we won't. How are you?
Yeah, very good. Very well, how are you, more importantly?
Very well, very well, lovely to see you guys.
It's very lovely to see you happy. Very. I know.
Holding hands, or whatever you're holding over there.
Yeah. He's got his hand up my skirt, Kev!
Well, darling, it's not difficult, there's hardly any skirt there!
Well, there've been what I call a lot of ups and downs,
haven't there really? Yes. Yes, exactly.
Let's have an even plateau, I think.
Yeah, I think moving forward just... Let's have a little bit of calm.
No more break ups. Please. Oh, God, we haven't got the energy for it!
No, you don't! But anyway, no. So all is peaceful?
Happy. All is well. All is good. I think we should all go away
in the new year, maybe South Africa.
Safari? I think that's a brilliant idea. I'm up.
I'd rather stick pins in my eyes. What do you mean?!
I can tell you, we did it once before,
and I'm never doing it ever again.
I've gotta be your guide, I've gotta take you out of there!
I can't think of anything worse. Let's think of somewhere else.
It would be a great idea to leave you behind
and we can go without you! All right. He can clear up Christmas!
Let's hope that we'll all have a fantastic new year.
Yeah. Well, exactly. As will we. Cheers. Well done. Drama free!
Cheers. Yeah, drama free!
I'm sure in Dublin it's snowing already, right?
Well, so it snows the odd time in Ireland.
So I'm from just above Dublin. But I love when it snows, it's great.
Just like chill, can't go anywhere. Really?
But, yeah, don't worry about Ireland, you'll have a great time.
The family will love you. Yeah, sure. We'll see.
They trust my judgment. If I like you, they'll like you.
Thank you, sweetheart. No, I really appreciate how sweet you are
towards me. Like, you make me feel like I can trust you, you know.
Yeah. Gross!
You're bringing out the soft side of me,
I literally wanna throw up!
I like seeing your soft side, it's why I like you.
Hmm. Yeah, well, it's only there for you.
I always feel a bit nervous being, like, honest.
And I really appreciate sort of like the confidence
that you've given me, while we've been dating.
In terms of your confidence, you're way out of my league.
I'm still trying to understand... You keep saying that,
but I say that. I'm still trying to understand
why you're sitting here! I dunno. You bring out the fun side of me.
Maybe I get a bit too boring, but with you...
You're never boring. Really? No. Never?
Even at 9am when I'm trying to wake you up? That's the best time.
Oh, yeah? So, erm, so obviously this summer, first summer in London,
single, had zero like plan to find someone.
I dunno. Then when I met you, had a few dates,
kinda get to see the side of Paris that no-one else gets to see.
It's amazing that my mind has just changed completely with you around.
Well, I think... Are you gonna get a puppy any time soon?
I mean, I have to get a girlfriend first. Yeah.
I mean you guys have boyfriend, girlfriends. Yeah.
But the first step is always getting a puppy, right?
Then it's kids, then it's marriage. Or marriage, then kids.
Marriage then kids, yeah. In a year's time!
Possibly next summer.
You guys are gonna go to each other's weddings as well presumably?
This is what I asked! These are good questions.
You would invite, I know you'd invite Tiff.
Listen to me, I asked Tiff. I went,
"Tiff, would I be invited to your wedding?" Thinking, yes.
And I said, "We're planning on have a really small ceremony!"
Yeah. But imagine that! Really small!
So, what is going on with you and Ruby?
Are you in the same room here, are you in separate rooms?
No, we're actually in separate rooms.
I know you guys have kissed, cos she told me that the other day.
Yeah, we have, we have. And it felt great! Yeah, you did!
So you are fully like, "I wanna get back together like, I want this."
Yeah, I do. Ruby and I have, you know...
We seem to have always try to move on from each other,
and we keep getting drawn back together.
And I certainly know that I'm much happier when I'm with her.
Right, pragmatic chat aside, we're here to have fun.
I wanna do that with Ruby. How do I do it, Tiff?
Take her for a beautiful, like, sunset picnic.
Views of the lake.
Yeah, if you want her to fall asleep!
I would go up to her and I would just literally
just get on your hands and knees and go,
"This is everything that I want, I will be your..."
Why are you... What is wrong with you?!
What I want is by the end of the trip, be in such positive light,
and just move forward with Ruby, to kind of start thinking
about where we go next. Brother, we are gonna do everything we can,
aren't we, Tiff? Cheers. Cheers. Yes, let's have a fun time.
I thought Digby was gonna be better at paddle-boarding earlier.
He fell in quite a few times. It's classic Digby, though.
Is it? He's a bit clumsy? Digby is like, if I'm honest,
Digby's actually probably the nicest in London probably slash UK.
He's so sweet. Digby is the sweetest guy.
Like, he wouldn't hurt a fly, he's just so... He's so lovely.
Sometimes, like, if I'm really honest, sometimes I wish
he was a bit more of a dick! Cos I'd feel a little more of a...
Not like, I feel like the reason why he hasn't had...
the reason why he hasn't found the girl,
cos I feel like he's just super, super, super nice.
And I feel like he needs to be like a little bit of a dick.
But I kind of feel like him and Verity could be such
a good match, they're both little weirdos.
They'd be an unbelievably good looking couple.
I think they're fully compatible. Do you think you and I are compatible?
I do. Do you?
I feel like because we sort of started out the whole like,
yeah, we're friends thing, we got to know each other's flaws.
I've been enjoying...the last couple of weeks I've been really
enjoying hanging out with you. Yeah, I think that there's a lot
of honesty and trust between us. Yeah, which is, like, rare.
I think it comes out of nowhere.
When I first met you there was a spark there
and there was a connection straight away.
I think it's very clear that we're more than buddies.
I think, you know, we act way more than buddies. Yeah.
We say we're mates, but we know more. Yeah.
Why are you running? Come on, jump!
Hey! Watch out for the cowpat, Maeva!
Hello, mate. How you doing? Not bad at all.
You were going for the piano just round the corner, weren't you?
I was. You know, harmonies? Uh, I'm a trumpet player myself.
How's it going? Not too bad mate, not too bad.
It's a fun, it's a fun group, I've gotta say.
Yeah. I do think it's quite a segregated group at times.
In what way?
I don't know. it's just me and Rez don't get on too well.
I dunno, we don't necessarily always get on too well.
What do you mean? No, I just always feel there's a little bit of you
that doesn't necessarily like me, cos of Rez.
You know, if we're gonna talk about it, I guess I'd be like
well, you don't like Rez, do you? Don't like him, no.
Why not? Just the way he treated Ruby.
The way he spoke to her. The way he was texting other girls.
It was a shit relationship. But that's not for you to decide...
That's fine. ..whether someone should be with someone or not.
But guess what, she's my mate, so I'm just gonna offer my opinion.
That relationship's topsy and turvy, it's up and down.
But Julius, why do you care so much? Can I tell you why I care?
How long have you known Ruby for? Does that matter?
Of course it does! Who cares if I've know her for even a week?
Because it sounds to me like you're obsessing over someone
you barely know, which you've got a fucking history for, mate,
and leeching onto them and getting like, like a scorned girlfriend.
It's bizarre that you're even getting so stressed about this.
Because Rez is my best mate. And I understand that and honestly,
I admire your loyalty. But I don't need to stay here
and be chummy with a bloke that I don't like.
OK, so basically, so there's no resolve between you and Rez at all,
whatsoever, even though it would just make this whole trip way nicer,
there's just none, right? I don't like Rez.
I don't particularly like you, to be honest.
It's like, why are we having this conversation?
So that's it, I'm gonna get a glass of wine.
Glass of wine! Right.
Last night was a really good night. It was really good!
I had such a great time. No, I did have fun.
Yeah, it was great. Yeah.
Last time I saw you, you actually delivered a plant to my door,
do you remember that? Yeah, and you were in your dressing gown, yeah.
I'd just got out the shower,
I was like, "What the hell are you doing here?"
I only expected to leave it at your door,
I didn't expect you to open the door. I was like, "Hi!"
Oh, right, I wasn't meant to open the door?
No, but you know when you just, like, leave a parcel?
I didn't expect you to actually be there! Surprise!
Are you and Digby quite good friends, though? I love Digby.
Are you into him? Diggers? Yeah, Diggers.
I'm not sure. There's not, there's just not like chem...
There's more chemistry between me and you than there is Digby.
I'm not gonna lie, he's a good looking bloke. Mm.
Just not for me. Just not for you? Mm-mm.
Well, I'm here for a good time, so.
All right, well, let's have a good time then. Yeah!
Bye, Digby!
Like, with you, I'm, like, laughing. Oh, yeah?
Like, I have more fun with you than I do with Digby, for sure. Yeah.
I had no idea. I was like, I didn't even know you were like coming here.
Neither did I. No. I got invited by Inga. Yeah.
So is she...are you guys like dating each other?
I think we've been, over the last month,
we've spent so much time together. Mm.
And it has been really, really nice.
Are you gonna ask her to be your girlfriend? I dunno.
I dunno. What? Um... We'll see how it goes. Mm.
How nice is this lake? It is beautiful.
Do you know what this reminds me of? When we went to Isle of Wight
with your family? By the sea. And there was so much greenery.
We climbed that hill and it was so windy I almost got blown away.
That was a fun trip, actually. That was, like, so long ago.
I know it was ages ago. Feels like it's just been a while
since we like...
Even though we've like gone on... like, hung out a bit,
I feel like it's been a while since we've actually, like, spent
like a substantial amount of time together. Yeah, yeah.
It's nice though. I like it. Yeah, I like it too.
It's fun.
Well, I feel like I'm in a good space. It's nice to hear,
cos I am as well. I think it is nice to...
because fundamentally, we used to get along so well and it's...
Yeah. And I know we got... it was really rocky towards the end.
And a lot's happened since then,
but it's just nice to kind of forget all about that.
It's so good to spend time with you, with people that have known us
for years. Yeah.
Sam, Tiff. Like, just that alone makes the trip so much nicer for me.
They remind me of what it was like ages ago with you and I,
and those two. Yeah. And I love it. Good.
And I love you.
Do you think I can, like, speak to you, though, if Inga's there?
Probably not no. Right. Maybe we could like,
maybe I should have your number and we just like text each other.
Under the table!
We could airdrop pictures to each other! Yeah.
Not bad pictures, but like... What sort of pictures?! No!
Have you ever played that game where you just, like,
airdrop random pictures? Hey, guys. Hello. This is cosy.
Yeah? So what you guys been chatting about?
Bit of advice on Digby, actually. Yeah. Yeah.
Right, guys, I'm gonna get another cup of tea.
See you later. See you in a bit.
Hello. She's so sweet, isn't she? She's so sweet.
I feel like I've gotten so much closer to her recently, like here.
Like, I didn't really spend that much time with her in Suffolk.
It's so nice to, like... I feel like she's my girl here.
Nice. Yeah. Yeah, I think she's super sweet.
Super sweet. Yeah.
So what was your advice to Verity about Digby?
I just advised her to see how you feel.
I think they just need to hang out more.
Is she not feeling it maybe? No. Really?
I mean, I said to Verity, "Do you wanna kiss him?"
And she was like, "No".
I don't think she wants to, like... Ooh.
I think it's more of a friendship there.
If you don't wanna kiss someone, that is a really bad sign.
I feel like when you like someone, even on the first date,
you just wanna kiss them straight away. Kiss their face off.
Yeah, like me and you right? Yeah. You like to kiss my face off!
Is it that way round? I dunno, maybe it's me.
No, I think you wanted to kiss my face off, actually! Really?
I think it's mutual. Cuds? Cuds? Cuds.
What are you doing with this? I'm getting some...
Just casually opening another bottle of champagne!
Cos that's what we do!
Oh, I'm a little bit drunk. A little bit drunk, everybody!
Sweating! Actually. But, you know, I'm having a fucking good time.
Yeah, it's actually been a really lovely trip. Yeah.
Ah, but it's nice to see you guys,
two people that I like, having a flirt. No, we're having fun.
Just enjoying each other's company. We are having fun. Yeah.
Right, I'm gonna get another drink, but I'll see you down there.
Bye, Diggers. Cheers, guys.
I didn't get a kiss! Well, you might do later!
It's cool, Digby... No, it's not. Yes. It isn't... Yes!
It's just...hmm. You know that, like, that's not hap... like...
Can you see chemistry between Digby and I?
No, I can't, if I'm honest with you.
Exactly. Like, I actually get on better with other people here.
Like, there's definitely more chemistry with other people
than Digby. Like, even when I talk to Sam Prince,
it's like I actually have way more fun talking to him
than I do with Digby.
I don't see anything wrong with you chucking a hat in the ring.
No, I can talk to him cos, like, I'm not gonna do anything.
But I can just talk to him. Like I talk to everyone.
Course you can.
I think having Sam, and just getting on with him really well,
sort of highlighted to me that Diggers and I
probably aren't gonna go any further than paddle-boarding. Hm.
Do you know what, this is much needed.
And I think this is a little celebration for your return.
By the way, when you came back, the flat was very clean.
I had it spick and span. That is a lie,
because the cleaner came in the morning! Yes.
But it was a joint effort between the cleaner and I.
I wish I'd left a GoPro or something in the house.
I was distraught. I mean, I was so sunken and low.
It's not the same in the drawing room on my own, darling!
I was sat at the dining table eating,
just looking at where you would be. Eating a sad pasta.
Yes, eating a sad, sad... Don't be ridiculous!
..wilted spinach pasta. Well, I missed you too, Rob.
No, genuinely I missed you so much. Did you? Yeah, it's not the same.
It's cos I'm like your big sister. You are.
Anyway, I had a very glorious time, actually. I'm glad.
It was really nice for Tristan and I just to hang out,
just us away from everyone. Cos I feel like it's just...
Away from all of these menaces getting involved. Menaces!
Menacing individuals.
No, but I'm glad. You deserved it, you needed it, I think.
No, it was good and it's been like a really nice sort of reset.
What else has been going on, have you seen anyone,
spoken to anyone from the Lake District?
No, none of those bastards have contacted me. Cheeky.
Yeah. You've been... And do you know what? I'm glad.
They can fuck off!
When you're crying in your dressing gown at home!
I didn't wanna go anyway. I didn't wanna go.
I don't like the Lake District! Were you not invited?
I wasn't invited, no. It's fine!
I think it's like a couples' holiday. Oh, that's why.
Ruby and Rez, Sam Prince and Inga. Right. Which is quite sweet.
And she loves a younger guy.
She loves a little bit of a younger man. What a little treat.
That aside, Paris has met her Prince Charming,
and I thought I should update you on this. Yes, tell me.
He's lovely. What's his name? Cillian, he's Irish.
He's got the cheekbones up to the Lord. Cute.
So is it quite serious? Hang on, I thought she was only just...
So, I thought it was not serious, and then I heard
that she was visiting his parents in Ireland. Met the parents?
Not yet. She plans to. Oh, she's going to.
It's quite fabulous.
Come on, let's go. Where's the vodka, where's the vodka?
Come on, Tiff! Tiff, Tiff! That is huge!
Tiff I'm not gonna lie, you did that so elegantly, you just went...
Well done, everybody. Spin the bottle, right?
Oh, God! I hope it lands on you. Here we go, Reza.
Come on, Reza. Good spin!
Ruby!
Yeah, you spin it to see who gets to ask the question.
But that's too long, isn't it? Wait. Who gets to ask the question?
I don't like that. James!
Maeva does. Jamesy boy! Maeva. Ask a truth of Ruby,
can be anything you want.
Do you wanna go back with Rez?
Oh, go, shit!
There's no warming up there! Oh, my God. We're in!
Well, she didn't specify, for a night, or forever?
I think we'd all like to know. I don't know yet, we're just
spending time together again, I don't have an answer to that.
And seeing how it is. And see how it goes. Yeah.
So I'm... Cheers to that. Yeah. Yeah, I love that, well done.
Cheers to you and Rez! I've done so many cheerses tonight!
Everything that someone says I'm like, "Cheers!"
I'm sweating! That was such a sweaty... That was tough.
Were you nervous about the answer? I was very nervous.
Are you happy with that answer? I'm good with it.
Absolutely buzzing, yeah. Round two!
That's gonna land on... Inga. On the table!
I would like that as well! It's truth.
You can't spin it. Oh. Maeva!
Can be anything you want.
Could literally be what did you have for breakfast?
Don't say that, but it could be. It has to be truth?
She has to answer it. Tell the truth about what you did
by texting Rez at 5am in the morning.
How did that come back on me, I don't understand?
I'm very confused.
Did you...did you booty call Rez? Never.
I actually have the message. I thought she messaged you at 5am.
In what sense? Asking if I was still out? Yes.
So you did message him at 5am asking if he was still out?
Don't really think that's a booty call.
Also I don't really remember saying that. But you're still
messaging him at 5am, I think that's really weird.
No, we were out that night till 5am. You guys mentioned a booty call,
that's why I'm just... I said that, I used that word.
You used that word, OK, so James is just saying it.
So it wasn't a booty call, you were just chatting.
So I don't need to be mates with someone that wants to DM my ex,
when I thought we were friends, at 5am.
Regardless of what you're saying. But you were literally
trying to chase after Miles whilst I was with him. No, I wasn't.
But the thing is, I've never had a problem.
You have always been the one that's had the problem,
and it's like I can't even look at Rez without you screaming at me
or, like, doing something. Well, it happened once.
I literally walked into the other room. It happened once.
You're acting as if it happens every time.
Well, I mean, Rez has told me things about you that, like...
But she's obviously a bit stressed about you speaking to Rez,
cos she was under the impression that you were messaging him
at five in the morning. But why were you under that impression?
Because he told me.
So, Rez, so you've said to her I've messaged you at 5am?
Which you have. Because you've initiated every conversation
between me and you. I will show you the messages,
he has initiated every single conversation.
Dude, I've never tried to throw you in it at all.
Ruby's just asked me questions, have you and Inga ever spoken?
And I said, yeah. As mates,
and you initiated every one of those conversations.
I wouldn't say every single one. I will show you the messages,
You initiated the majority of those conversations.
We can nip this in the bud, because we've never met up singularly.
And it's always been mates. I've never questioned that.
I never thought you had. I know and she hasn't.
The conversation's not going that way. OK, cool.
Guys, can someone else spin the bottle, cos I like this game.
Great anyway, next.
Maybe we should try and find you someone now.
Oh, talk to me about it.
Dating... Dating's fun.
It's hard work, darling, and that's from your testimony.
But...how dare you!
Hello. Hello. Hello, darling.
Hi, angels. How are you?
I'm good. I didn't get the black and grey memo.
We're mourning Robbie's love life.
Oh, right. It's true! Poor you!
Robbie's just been telling me about your...lover.
Oh, wow, already.
Yeah, I mean, word spreads quickly round here.
He's saying that you might be going to Ireland to meet his family.
Yeah, yeah. That's nuts.
Yeah, but no. I think I've only met Tristan's mother once.
Really? It's been a year.
Oh, my God.
Uh, so are you guys, like, boyfriend and girlfriend? Not yet.
I mean, yeah, we're exclusively dating
and also staying at each other's places almost every day and
acting like we're in a relationship so I'm really happy with all of
that but I think for me, meeting the family is the worst, worst part.
Because I've had really bad experiences in the past
with, like, racism and so...
God. Ooh, god. Really?
So there's been situations where I can see that like I'm being
judged in a very different way.
By the family. By the family.
I don't know, I think
dating as a woman of colour is always very different.
I mean I've spoken to probably you about it but,
but, like, even just, like, little things that have affected me
in dating like, being objectified.
I mean, I was dating this guy, and he even came up to me
and was like, "Do you know it's so funny," like, my friend,
like showed a photo of her with a black guy and I was like "Oh,
"my friend's got a black one, I've got a black one, ha-ha,"
and I just... Sort of just... I didn't understand why I felt so...
Like, I didn't understand why it made me feel like shit.
Mmm.
Um, and I remember I just stared at him
and I took in, I took in what he said and I thought, "I don't
know what to say" and I just, I walked out, I just left.
I had this one guy that, I was dating him and at first, like,
I remember meeting the family the first week and this sister
kept like referring to me using the n-word but only me and as a joke.
I don't know, I would've had... I mean, I couldn't imagine what
it would be like to be welcomed into a family's home and they sit there
and judge you because of the colour of your skin. Like, that's really...
Yeah, no, it was bad.
I'm still learning myself about why I feel
uncomfortable in certain situations.
Like when that happened to me I started googling, like, you know,
what are the things, what is this, like, feeling that I'm
getting and what it's like to date as a person of colour and I realised
that actually a lot of these times that I felt uncomfortable
and didn't understand why it was due to me being seen solely as my race.
And then I spoke to even my mum who's, she's a black woman,
and she told me, you know, she'll Google
a country before going to make sure it's not racist and now
I feel like I'm in a position where having the conversation
I feel confident to be, like, you know what, "I'm not the problem.
"If you don't like this part of me, if you don't like this
"cultural side of me bye, in the bin, see you later,
"I'm not interested." Yeah.
That's so sad that you have to concern yourself with that
and worry about that.
Thank you for letting me like have a little rant and...
My God.
Hopefully I can call you guys afterwards and be like,
"It was amazing."
That is going to happen. That will happen, for sure.
That is going to happen.
I'm hoping that all the loveliness that I've received from him
will be the same with his family.
I think it's such a wonderful step forward, meeting them.
I think it's lovely and he should meet your mother soon as well,
I hope.
He's FaceTimed my mum. Has he? Yeah.
She, my mum loves him. Really? Yeah, like, obsessed.
I think he's kind, he's funny, he's charismatic, he looks amazing.
The good thing about him is he gives me a lot of reassurance.
You know, he... Does? That's good.
He makes me feel like he is like, you know
when you look at someone and you're like, "Wow," like, that's
how I feel like, he feels about me and I feel that about him too.
By the sounds of it this guy sounds like he's...
he's actually normal and a nice person.
And anyone who's not like that like, fuck 'em...
Ah, well. To happy days, guys. Cheers.
Cheers. Cheers.
Is anyone else nervous?
Diggers! Here we go. Here we go.
CHEERING
Come on, Diggers. I'm so happy. Wait, what are you going for,
truth or dare? Dare. Dare.
I really wanna do it, I really wanna do it. It's a dare.
Land on me, land on me.
Julius, right, it's Julius. You know what to do. Make out with Verity.
Make tongues. Make out. Not just a peck. Proper kiss. Very red lip.
I've got red lipstick on.
I'll give you a kiss. Julius, you need to give them room.
No, it needs a proper kiss.
Not, no, no, no.
Whoo. I said tongue. No, that was great.
Not that's not a kiss, Verity.
Proper kiss, it's gotta last five seconds.
Digs, lunge. Digs, lunge. Come on.
No-one's looking, it's fine, no-one's looking.
Verity. No-one's looking. Verity.
That was good, that was good, well done.
That was a good kiss.
OK. Moving on. Fuck, having a heart attack.
Sammy P.
Sam Prince, what do you want, truth or dare?
Dare. Dare.
It's gonna land on... it just it looks like me.
Verity. No, it's Rez, it's Rez.
That looks like me. Looks like Rez. I think you should kiss Verity.
Ohh! No way.
OK.
Oh, God, where is he gonna do it? That was quick.
Where's he gonna do it? It's Christmas.
What are we gonna do?
Oh, shit! Good kiss.
Right.
I feel bad. OK.
Diggers, I'm sorry. Huh? I'm really sorry.
This weather is horrible.
I quite like it, it's cosy.
It's kind of representing the mood of the house right now.
Oh, yeah, definitely is. Do you know what we call that?
What? Pathetic fallacy.
Big word. Thank you.
Couple of words, actually, Digs. Sorry, I didn't actually make
anyone tea. You look high-end right now. Thanks, mate.
You do, actually. I like that we went matching with the glasses.
Is that my jumper?
That's my jumper.
I thought what's mine is yours.
You guys are getting ridiculously comfortable with each other,
you're like an old couple.
What have, what have you enjoyed so far?
I feel like I'm just in such a shitty mood from last night
to be honest.
I'm sort of gutted for both of you, really,
cos there are two situations here, there's not just one.
I genuinely thought last night I was actually going to get that
one step closer with Verity. Yeah.
I wanted to, like, I really, really wanted to.
But it, it showed, showed that she didn't want to.
She definitely didn't want to.
But, yeah, so it's just, I do feel mugged off, to be honest.
But I almost feel like it's not of what happened in that game,
it's the aftermath of it.
It's the fact that they both disappeared off with each other
and went to a room for four hours and didn't even speak to us.
Yeah, I know. Like, that is so like... Literally.
I was livid.
To be fair one thing that I can take from it, very thin silver
lining is the fact it really proved our friendship together.
I just felt that you really had my back and I'm so grateful for that.
We got you.
We care about you.
Do you know what else? What?
Princey's not just taken Inga away from me,
he's taken Verity away from me.
Oh, I give them a solid day. What's wrong with me?
I just keep telling myself,
I keep saying to Digby when we get knocked, we're just like,
"we're better than this, maybe we're better."
How many knocks, though, do we have to take?
He's your bro as well, he's been saying this whole time,
I've got his back, I really love him, we're bros.
And then he's just done that to you as well, and she's done it to me.
So true. So it is just a massive "fuck you" to both of us,
to be honest.
♪ But if I'm lonely this Christmas year after
♪ Tell Mr Claus just to leave me this time. ♪
OK, what actually happened last night? Cos I'm a little bit blurry.
So, what happened, me and you had a few beersies.
It's almost like after that kiss we kind of like ran off.
I think you asked me to come to your room. Did I?! No, I didn't!
I think so, I think so. Um, it was fun.
How do you feel about last night?
I feel like there's going to be, like,
a lot of bad energy today, when actually I don't
feel like, we haven't done anything wrong.
Like, I think that maybe you shouldn't have stood up
so quickly to kiss me.
If you had to kiss anyone round there, who would you kiss?
Anyone. Probably you.
Anyone but Digby. I'm joking!
No, ah, Digby.
Yeah. I did make him a cup of coffee this morning and say sorry.
Yeah. Don't know if it's going to quite cut it, but...
It's not? Probably not, no. Ah.
Maybe we should, I don't know. I don't think we did anything bad.
I must've like, I do feel bad. Like it's not as if...
I do feel terrible a bit. I think Inga was upset.
Do you feel guilty? I feel bad that I've upset her.
I think upsetting someone is just not on at all. Do you feel bad?
I don't feel bad cos I've done nothing wrong.
I would feel bad if I'd done something wrong. Mm.
Exactly. Also, you told me about 50,000 times
that we were just mates. What, last night? Yeah.
Just mates, right? And I was like, yeah, fine, we're just mates. Yeah.
We aren't just mates, though, right? SHE LAUGHS
I think we just... We just have a nice time. We just get on.
WHISPERS: I feel like we're more fun than everyone else.
WHISPERS: We're way more fun. I had a good time. They're so boring.
Did you enjoy that kiss?
Huh? No. No?!
No, not at all. No. Did you?
No. No, it was awful.
Terrible. Yeah. You're not really a good kisser.
Do you remember the kiss?
Uh, yeah, I remember the kiss, do you remember the kiss?
Yeah, I remember the kiss. Did we kiss again? No.
I don't think we did, did we? No! I think maybe.
No, we didn't. No?
No. Definitely not. Definitely not.
No. I wouldn't kiss you again. You wouldn't kiss me again?
No. Ever?
Would you kiss me again? No. No. Never mind, hey?
SHE LAUGHS
♪ I don't need the chestnuts roastin'
♪ I don't need the presents, knowing
♪ That your love is everything, if I
♪ Had you here I'd sing... ♪
I'm actually a lot more hungover than I thought I would be. Same.
Honestly, I can't handle it any more.
We used to just be able to go out all the time.
Honestly, it went from, like, 0 to 100 last night. So quickly as well.
I just felt like everything, like, we were all having so much fun,
and then it all just like really escalated really fast.
I wonder what situation Inga and I would be in if I just,
if Rez has just never told me that. Like...
I don't think you guys would have this major issue.
No, we wouldn't have such a dramatic relationship.
And have you decided anything in terms of you and him?
Like, not to compare the two, but I feel like if Miles had been there
he definitely would've had your back, like...
Yeah, I agree. I think Miles probably would've been more vocal.
Yeah.
RUBY SIGHS
Oh, dear, Rez.
Was this trip a kind of a deciding factor in whether you were going
to go back there or not?
SIGHING: Oh, Tiff.
You're so confused. I don't know what to do.
Hello. How you doing girls, you all right? Hey. Hungover.
Yeah, me too. I'm not built for drinking any more.
Get carried away when Sam just
goes past a certain limit. Yeah. I'm struggling.
Do mind if I chat with Rubes a bit? Of course. Thanks. See you in a bit.
How you doing? I'm all right, how are you?
Yeah, last night got a bit crazy, didn't it?
Well, I mean obviously my chat with Inga did not go well.
I mean, I was a bit disappointed that I felt
a bit on my own with that.
I felt like you could've had my back a bit more.
Yeah, right. So, about that. Um...
I just saw quite a heated situation that was about
to get volcanic, and, you know,
I would've said a lot more, had I thought it would've helped
the situation, but it really wouldn't have.
You can see why I was a bit confused at
you've presented me with this information
and then when I've confronted her she's firstly denied it,
and then said you've initiated half of, well, the majority
of all the messages, and you sort of just sat back there
and didn't really say anything. You, you know,
are wanting to work things out with me. Yeah, but...
And I don't think you helped yourself last night.
But, Rubes, my point here is
I was trying to defuse the situation, which was me trying
to help you. Rather than me being like, shut up, Inga,
you did do this, you did do that. You should've owned it.
OK, well, I'm just... OK, fine. Look, I've had my fair share
of arguments with people in that room before, right, as you know.
I just didn't think or want to have another one with everyone else.
I didn't want to have an argument last night.
You know I've always got your back. I'm here because of you,
and, like, I would never want to put you in a situation
where you feel like I wouldn't have your back. But you did.
OK, well, I'm sorry for that.
OK.
I'm not saying I don't want to spend time with you
and I'm not saying I haven't had fun.
And I think when we get back to London we'll just have
to see where we're at.
Cool.
Yeah.
♪ Lover, don't let me down
♪ Cos my stomach's been twisted for ages now
♪ Please, my woman, don't let me down... ♪
I'm ready to get out of here.
Kind of want to stay, to be honest. We've got to leave, haven't we?
Spend more time with the Dig, you know?
I've loved spending time with you. I know, me too.
Boys, can I speak to Inga, please? Yeah, yeah.
One thing I will say, though, is no-one thinks you're
an arsehole, Sam, but you did act like one.
It's clear you acted like one, I think... It's a discussion
I'm going to have with Inga. But I need you to own it now.
Own it. OK, thank you for letting me know. Anyway.
See you in a bit, guys.
I'll bring you another tea in a bit. Just be honest with her, bro.
Hey.
Hi. Hi.
Um...
Yeah, I d...
Sorry I haven't spoken to you, I feel bad that I haven't actually
spoken to you since last night. Mm-hm. And I feel...
I should've just come and spoke to you. I just felt... At what point?
Like, straight away. After you kissed her or after you went
and spent four hours in her bedroom?
But, like, nothing... It was, we were just chatting.
Like, me and her... But I was the person you probably
should've been chatting to, right? I thought this was going somewhere.
I really, genuinely, did. I think it is going somewhere.
You think it's going somewhere? Why should a drinking game
change anything? It shouldn't change anything. It's the fact that
after the drinking game, you went off to a room for four hours
and left me completely alone. Didn't come and speak to me,
didn't come say, "Sorry I did that, it was just a game,
"it doesn't matter." You went off with MY mate
and sat in her room for four hours and completely left me on my own.
She's my mate too. Well, I think she's more than your mate now.
I don't really have an excuse for it, all I can say is
I am genuinely sorry I upset you. You know how much I do care
about you. Really? You do know how much I care about you. No.
I think actions... I do look after you and I do care for you.
..actions prove so much more than words, and last night,
you couldn't give a flying fuck about me.
Do you really think I want to be with someone who's going to go
on a night out, get drunk, do that, and be like,
"Actually, Inga, don't blame me, cos I don't remember it?"
But that is very me. I love a good time, I like going out,
I like drinking. So do I. So do I. I like a good party
and I don't think, I still want to do that. Don't think you should feel
bad for what you did? But what I did last night, I genuinely,
I promise you from the bottom of my heart, I do feel awful.
We do have a connection with each other and I do generally feel awful.
And you've literally just shat all over it.
All right, I just...
So, are you saying we're not going to speak any more?
You really think that we can come back from this?
You've just done this before we're even together.
I do think we can come back from this. How?
Why are you laughing? Because we have the best time with each other,
it makes me happy thinking about the times we've had with each other.
You know how I feel about you. Well, you can save those
as your memories, cos that's all you're getting now. Anyway,
honestly, like, respectfully, you can fuck off back to London,
because I just think you're a shitty person.
Hopefully, 2022's going to be very much our year.
You're going to have that family that you've dreamed of. Mm.
Do you feel weird right now that we're waiting for the results
and no-one knows?
I am a girlfriend, officially, guys. Oh, my gosh, hooray!
And the family were so nice.
You're on the path to coming back together. I'd like to think so.
I'm not putting any pressure on you or anything like that
but I'm not, like, hooking up with anyone else or anything like that.
Hey, you.
I will never hurt you again. I promise you.
Are you excited for the Christmas party? Shall we go together?
No, that's so bad! I think we should go together.
Well, you said we're going to move forward and have a fresh start.
You asked me to come to this winter ball with you.
Did you not tell Inga that? You're a fucking pig. I'm...
You tried to kiss me. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck are you doing?!
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