I've just moved in with Maeva. Have I made the right decision?
I told you before moving in with you,
I said, are you sure you want to do that?
Have your single life.
The whole thing is really uncomfortable and awkward.
I'm just confused why it's such an issue to you.
We've already had our doubts about moving in.
But I don't think anything can kind of prepare you
for, like, this is it now.
Binky was asking if we want kids.
I don't think it's in my foreseeable future.
Liv is not a prize to be fought over so you crack on if you want. No.
I think I have more feelings for Tristan
but I'm not sure I trust him.
I'll always care for you.
On the way home he said it's a bit of a shame
we never got to have break-up sex. Wow.
I'm going to go with a group of us down to Cornwall. You can come.
Will's also invited.
I don't want to fight over you, but I will fight for you.
OK.
♪ And the feeling comes around again
♪ Stuck to the ceiling, and you won't contain
♪ So you believe the truth you can't explain
♪ When you find comfort, you will find a way. ♪
This is my favourite place in the whole world.
I'm so glad you get to see Cornwall with me.
It's so beautiful. Smell the nature!
MUSIC: Comfort by Vistas.
♪ And the feeling comes around again. ♪
I cannot believe Tristan is making us carry this.
If I get a splinter
I swear I'm invoicing him for my private medical bills.
♪ Will you grow up to be a victim of consumerism
♪ (and the feeling comes around again)
♪ Starring in a film you never asked to be in?
♪ (Stuck to the ceiling and you won't contain)
♪ Tell me do you wanna live Americana dreams
♪ (so you believe the truth you can't explain)
♪ To buy the things you don't even want?
♪ (When you find comfort, you will find a way). ♪
Isn't this delightful?
It's great to get some fresh air, it's an amazing walk.
Something about the British countryside.
Drizzly and...heaven, really.
I've only been to Cornwall once, when I was a lot younger.
Ollie and I actually became official in Cornwall, in Padstow.
Did you? Outside one of our favourite restaurants.
As in exclusive for me and you?
Exclusive, yeah, yeah, on the first of April, April Fool's Day.
It was. It's just a big joke. He still doesn't know it's a joke!
THEY LAUGH You two!
How are you feeling about the wedding and everything?
The issue I've got is the fact that I'm not quite sure
what you guys have got planned.
Oh, what, no, for your stag do tomorrow night? Yeah.
Oh, all sorts. Bachelor party.
I personally think it should be a beautiful black-tie affair. Yes.
Sans cock straws. Yeah. Cock straws and strippers. No, no.
See I always say Gareth's a bit naff, but he loves a vol-au-vent.
Vol-au-vents aren't naff. They're absolutely... What?
It's a vol-au-vent. Puffy pastry with, like,
the prawn mayonnaise thing and, like, mushrooms, this is what he
wants. He can have some vol-au-vents even though they're naff.
And what...do you have any helpful suggestions or would you like anything? Um.
Yeah, what do you want? Well, no, no, no, I'm quite happy with that as well. I think
with this whole wedding thing just go along with what Ollie says. You just remember that.
Um, and it's a good group, isn't it? Are you happy with everyone that's here?
Slightly niche that we've got both Will and Tristan here. Just slightly.
It's a slightly Bridget Jones situation, because you've got
a kind of Hugh Grant and a Mark Darcy sort of situation.
I think I'm confusing myself a bit though with how I feel because I'll see, I'll go on a date
with Will and it's great, and then I'll see Tristan and it's better, and then I go back to Will and it's
sort of, I don't want to suddenly, I dunno, it's just, it is a bit
weird, cos one of them I'm clearly leading down the garden path. But that's like going
between the two and now we're all here together, it's like, what?
♪ I don't understand who I wanna be
♪ I don't understand who I really am
♪ But I bet you'd see... ♪
Oh, you look like you had a busy morning, Em.
Yeah, don't be scared or alarmed but... I'm both.
..we need to get organised.
We've only got a couple of days and then we're moving in.
What do you think of these colours?
Oh, no, no. No more colours, please. SHE LAUGHS
It's gonna be a funny dynamic, isn't it?
Because we obviously had lockdown together. I was in...
..I was really in your house, but we could've, like, I could have escaped
to mine down the road if I needed, but now it's like together.
No, but I think that's how a good relationship works, if I'm honest.
I think rather than you staying at my house and, like, or me living
with you, you've got to be 50/50. I think that's how it...it lasts.
So on the note of house movings, I'm seeing James later. Are you?
Should be interesting to see how he's got on. I mean, the last time
I spoke to him was in Surrey and he was, like, no doubt in his mind,
full steam ahead. Like, can't wait to move in with this girl.
And now he's in this position he's in,
so I'm like, shit, mate, like, what went wrong?
I'm not sure I want you going to meet James, to be honest.
I'm scared! He's going to put you off. No.
Obviously, you know,
our group of friends has sort of gone down to Cornwall.
Like, Liv and Tristan and Tiff and everyone.
But I think it's, you know, it'll be nice for us
to spend a bit of time together.
Yeah. Agreed. Oh, God, don't be so happy about it! Christ.
I was just thinking we spend a lot of time together.
So I'm just... Yeah, we, I think we spend a lot of...
All our time together, pretty much. Do you think? Pretty much.
But, like, every night together.
Yeah, I know, but you've got to get used to... We're not short of...
.. that because we're about to live together. I know, I know, I know.
We are kicking on. It's a big, big jump, Em. Yeah.
♪ I get so paranoid
♪ Thinking about all the things you do
♪ Thinking about you
♪ And I get so insecure. ♪
Well done. Thank you, darling. I like when a man does that.
Ooh, how cosy. Perfect timing. Hi, schnuggly. Thank you. Hello.
Welcome to the countryside.
Ollie and Gareth's bachelor party actually. So exciting.
And I know that they originally, first there was Maldives.
Split the difference, Cornwall. Yeah. Next best thing.
Halfway to Maldives.
Sam and Rez are also joining us.
Maybe we can all try surfing.
I think if start surfing it would be like in Biarritz or Hawaii
in the summer, like, not ideally in Cornwall.
Yeah, Cornwall's...I think I'm a fair-weather surfer personally.
We've got two hot tubs.
I think you'll find me in them instead, you know.
Ah, that's where you'll find us. Mm. Mm.
Can you surf? I can. Yeah?
Not as well as I want to be able to. Not as well as Will?
THEY LAUGH And so it begins, and so it begins.
He apparently is quite a good surfer.
He's surfing right now. Will can do everything, can't he? Yeah.
Is it a competition? It's, I think... A duel. ..it's bizarre.
I think everybody's trying to make out that it is, but I really don't want to go down that route.
I want to kind of talk to you about this, Tiff. Yeah. What the hell's going on? I don't know.
What, with them? With Liv, yeah. I don't even know if she knows herself.
I think you're quite hard to read, maybe.
I think, I think both of us are quite hard to read.
And I feel like you're both complicating it.
The frustrating thing is though having Will here as well,
it's adding another player into the game kind of makes me not want to,
like, compete against him but back off more because I think we're past the stage where I should be...
Yeah. Yeah. ..fighting another bloke. You back off then she sees that as a sign that
you aren't interested. Yeah, I'm just kind of... And then her wall goes up.
But imagine flipping it the other way. Imagine another girl was here with me. I know.
Liv would kick off, she'd hit the roof. You don't want... Are you actually interested though?
I wouldn't be doing this if I wasn't. Yeah. It would be so much easier to walk away... Yeah.
..and kind of leave it how it was and us just be friends
but the point is, like, we're more than that now, but she's not
really spoken to me at all and she's spent most of her time with him.
Mm. It's really difficult to... Mm. ..like, try and catch her. Do you feel on the back foot?
Yeah, I do. And I don't like it.
♪ Your bad love is trouble
♪ Yeah troubles gotta leave
♪ I won't think about you
♪ And don't miss me
♪ Your bad love is trouble. ♪
You absolutely must have a cream tea when you come to Cornwall,
it's absolutely imperative.
Wedding diet? Apparently not. Hello, there.
You all right buddy? Hello. Oh, my God, yes.
Oh, I am fabulous. I just had the best surf ever. It was awesome.
How was it? Was it cold? Not too bad.
It wasn't too bad.
It was manageable, with this, this is, yeah. Yeah.
THEY LAUGH Sorry.
Ollie was checking you out with a cream tea in his mouth!
THEY LAUGH
Isn't this lovely though? Fabulous. Are you enjoying it?
It's just abs...absolutely, it's so nice to be near the sea again.
And we're in the bubble now as well. Look, I can touch you.
Oh, my goodness me. Well, on that...
..on that note I think I'll leave you to it.
I think we'll go light the fire. We'll see you guys in a bit.
HE LAUGHS
Erm, sorry, erm, I'm starting to think I've, like, thrown you in at the deep end.
You barely really...you don't know everyone here,
you're also here with another bloke who's, you know.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, there's no real sort of threat from him
but I'd like us to be civil. Yeah.
Even, even if it's a situation like this, you know.
It is a difficult situation but it's... Yeah. ..just being civil, yeah.
It is a bit weird. But I'm glad you're both here because taking all of that out of it,
Ollie and Gareth love you, you know, this trip is about them, ultimately.
That's it. Do you know what, and that's what I'd really love to,
to make sure that they know. Yeah.
That I would, I definitely do not want any kind of... Awkward.
..awkward bravado going on... Yeah. ..on their stag do, you know.
Yeah. But... You are the stripper, by the way. I haven't told you that yet. Oh, really?
Especially after Ollie's face when you... That's the only reason I came up here.
Yes, that's why you're here. Oh, right. Erm, no, I don't...
Well, maybe you can slip a... Slip what?
..slip a note down my, er, wet suit. Not sure there's much room!
THEY LAUGH
♪ Lately I've been fighting the feeling
♪ I've been trying to leave it, I'd be lying
♪ If I said I was trying and I
♪ Now, I'll be honest
♪ The way you move is flawless
♪ And I'm trying to control this but I
♪ I just move. ♪
THEY SCREAM
Oh, I nearly disrupted you, I'm so sorry. Hello. Booze.
How are you? How are you? Yeah, good. How are you?
We lived together for so fucking long.
We did, we did. Did you live together? Wow.
We lived together for, for how many years?
How have you not told me this? Our DNA is all over the house.
♪ I just move. ♪
I'm so glad you came. I'm happy I'm here as well.
I'm slightly pissed by the way, just hello.
Can I just say, who would've thought of the day
all three of us would be standing here? The terrible trio.
That's our new name. The terrific trio.
Watching you two together makes me so happy, I just think of...
Thank you. ..the shit that went down and now we can all stand here
and joke. As in, not me, but you two. Yeah. But now...
..we can both now give you advice
on your shit love life. Who honestly would've thought?!
Like, you've got two guys here.
Like, why... Did you invite them both?
Yeah, so, I invited them both, but it's...
Not in the sense that, "Oh, I need to size them both up," it was...
Well, you really did. Who's taller? They're both...
Sam, it's not all about height. Shall we get them naked and compare?
Yeah. Shall I leave? I mean, I thought this was about me
for two minutes. OK. It's been about you two... Sorry. ..for the last
four fucking years. Apologies. I have stood there... Apologies.
and listened to untold amounts of shit, now listen to mine. OK. Go.
So, I fancy Tristan, but I don't want to be in a position where
I'm still having this sort of conversation... Yeah.
..three weeks from now... Exactly. ..because it's boring
and it's not fair on me. Do you think he's over his ex?
Right, so, this did cross my mind and I thought... There was part of
me that thought because Verity started sleeping with someone else
that he was sort of using me to get revenge... Vengeance.
..so I did ask him about that and he was like, "No, not at all."
He's not going to say yes, is he? No, I know, but he said that
the time from Surrey until now made him realise that,
actually, he does like me.
Sam, please don't say he's full of shit cos I'll probably actually...
No. Do you know what? Those kind of comments reek of fuckboyery. Yeah.
Yeah. "I do actually like you." Sorry.
"This time apart's just made me..." I've said that! I think you should
go for Will. Pound it. Guys, no, you...
By the way, this doesn't... This has not helped... Sorry.
..in any manner. This is what we do now, isn't it?
We sit here and gossip and talk. Sam is one of the girls. Yeah, I know.
Don't over excite yourself. Cheers. You're coming to slumber party.
You didn't cheers it. No, because you just...
What?
♪ My heart won't let me
♪ Be the one to quit,
♪ I know it's gonna hurt
♪ Lyin' to myself will only make it worse... ♪
Haven't seen you since Surrey, mate. Ah, well, I think we were meant to
see each other on that double date, weren't we? You got booted off,
off the team sheet, didn't you?
I did move out for a couple days, just to give her space,
and now, like, I did... I moved in probably two nights ago.
Yeah, I'm a little bit worried where the future's going to take us,
but I know I'm committed enough and I know I want to keep going
and I know I'm happy and I know I'm... I'll be happier
once this all settles down and the whole, like, moving-in anxiety
just kind of dissipates.
So, what changed when you moved in? Because this is what I...
This is why I need to get in your head.
It all just becomes a little bit more serious and less exciting.
It's been all very much, OK, sort the bills out, sort the dog out,
and then it hasn't been much thinking about, like,
let's sort the relationship out and keep that at that standard
that we've been at for so long.
I'm actually... I'm actually, like, quite panicky about
my move in. Are you actually? Yeah.
As long as you tell her that
and also tell her in the same sentence how much you love her.
No, I know I love her, mate, there's no doubt.
But there is one element of, like,
of our relationship which we haven't experienced and that's being apart.
From the moment I asked her out... OK.
..till today, I haven't spent, like, a night away from her.
How mad is that? It's quite intense, isn't it? Yeah.
I'm thinking I might go join Tris down in Cornwall
and give me and Em that little bit of space before we move in.
I think it might be good for both of us. OK.
But do you know the group that's going down there?
Who's going? Your old flame, Habbs. Is she? Yeah.
She's joining I don't know who, what mates... And Judge Rinder or...?
I don't think Judge Rinder's going, no. Is he not? Thank God.
He always just complicates things.
He's like a little mouse in the corner. Ah, I did not know that.
There's nothing there, though, from me. It's not about there being
nothing there it's. It's more it'll put doubt in Em's mind, like,
"What's he doing there every night?" It's history. Duh-duh-duh.
I think... Yeah, I think the conversation was
already going to be hard enough. It's got a whole lot harder.
Liv, we're just here for you, to be honest. When you get those
crying phone calls from me, if you don't answer and you're playing
Fifa... I was there last time... ..there will be problems. ..when
you broke up with your ex-boyfriend
I was there every step of the way. Bonsoir. This is true. Hello.
You're taller than I thought you'd be! We're in a bubble now,
so I can put my arm around you. Do you want to tap me on the head
as well? Kiss him on the forehead.
So, the last time we had a real conversation like this was
probably when we were doing the Habbs stuff.
Oh, that was a long time ago. "Doing the Habbs stuff."
Doing the Habbs stuff. No, no, no, I was making a tit of myself
in front of Tristan. No, no, I think, Sam, in hindsight, I think
I was the biggest tit out of that situation.
I turned up to your date and told you to leave.
The end result, the end result. Liv, Tristan's your man.
Love him. Great.
Um, while she's here... See you in a bit. Pleasure. Go! OK.
Good to see you guys. Hello, you.
Oh, that's the first hello since we've been in Cornwall.
Oh, here she is. You confuse the hell out of me.
I don't understand it. You're confusing the hell out of me, Liv.
No, listen, we had that conversation in the bar the other night... Yeah.
..and we come here, you honestly don't even speak to me at all
and I'm... Liv, I've been trying to speak to you.
You've been... Trying?! ..hanging out with... Not hard enough,
clearly. ..surfer boy Will the whole day... But...
..who's clearly interested in you and is clearly...
But why should that be where your attention is?
He should be irrelevant. If you seriously gave a fuck,
he should be completely irrelevant. I give so many fucks, Liv.
You should act like he's not even here and make a bit of effort.
But imagine if the shoe was on the other foot... If the shoe was on
the other foot and I was telling a bloke that I really fucking
liked them, I would go... After I'd invited... ..above and beyond to
make them aware of that and you haven't done that for me... Liv...
..and this is why it's confusing. No... You're not doing anything.
Listen, I've told you I like you...
..and you've told me you like me, so why the fuck are we...
Why are we playing games then? Why don't we just own it?
I'm here because I want to... Listen, I love everyone here,
but I'm here because I want to spend time with you
and I want to see what you and I could be.
The fact that you're standing right here, all I want to do is kiss you
and that's the truth.
It's just... But I...
You're just...
I'm just what? You're super annoying, by the way.
MUSIC: "Modern England" by Hallan
Nothing better than being in the countryside, outside.
I mean... Having breakfast, it's quite elegant. Freezing, yeah.
I feel royal.
Right, so plans tonight.
Hermann's nominated herself for a striptease.
Excuse me?
I actually planned some vol-au-vents. That was all I...
Uh, did you get the vol-au-vents? Yes.
Oh, Gareth's gonna be so pleased.
"Voller von!"
It's a "vol-au-vent".
Vol-au-vent!
Oh, how you guys feeling after last night?
Bit ropey.
Yeah, I might be still drunk actually.
Ah, no, it was fun.
No-one had as much fun as you did, though.
Crumbs. Did you end up in bed?
With Tristan.
Did you? Hmm.
I am so glad to hear you say this!
I'm mildly disappointed. Hallelujah. Mildly!
I'm mildly disappointed.
But it's nothing against... What? Why? I like Will.
Oh, just because you sourced him
doesn't mean he has to be, like, matched up with someone.
I think he was... I think he's lovely. I think he's a good boy.
I think he's so nice and I think... But Tristan and I... Yeah.
It's weird, though.
I think it almost took them both being in the same room
for me to then realise which one I was, sort of, gonna go for.
So, one minute, so, no... Did you have a talk?
Yeah, yeah, we did.
And you had a talk and you...
Had a talk, both said that we want the same thing
and I think he is being legit, so that's... Yeah.
I don't yet trust him.
Do you not?
Not yet.
Why? What makes you say that? I don't know.
He did come to me the other day and looked me in the eye
and said he really liked you, he was never gonna hurt you,
all that kind of stuff. I just...
He needs to prove it.
MUSIC: "Don't Let Me Down" by A Smyth
What a joy to see you.
Lovely to see you too, mate.
What have we got here? Just a delicate infusion.
Ah, juice? No.
Decidedly not juice.
Well, here's to, erm...
Good health. Well, quite. Hmm.
Ooh, yeah, that's bloody good!
So glad you like it.
I'm so glad to see that the ceiling rose has made it from workshop to,
well, ceiling.
It defies gravity.
Yeah, well, I would hope so.
I don't think my guests would be very happy leaving in a coffin!
Actually, I want your opinion on something. Oh, dear.
I wondered if I might tap into your, you know, vast knowledge,
wisdom, all the rest of it.
You seem to have experience in quite a lot of things.
I'm doing a little bit of online dating. What are your thoughts?
The end of civilisation.
Really? Absolutely.
Not a good, accessible way of, you know, finding romantic interest?
No. On the contrary. You don't know what you're going to find.
Hmm.
So, you have your photos and you have a buyer.
So, I've got me with a glass of champagne in a tuk-tuk.
Yeah?
Oh, I see.
I think the problem is that if one can condense oneself
to two photographs and two lines of text, there's no hope.
What do you do? Are you very much...uh?
What do you mean, what do I do?
Do you think spend my nights scrolling the internet
for photographs of faces?
I'm telling you not to give up on real life.
All right.
Don't sell your soul to the internet.
♪ I know when I'm right
♪ I'm never wrong ♪
♪ I know when I'm right...♪
Exhale, pushing up.
Back, one more time.
And coming back down again.
Sitting up straight, using that core and we'll have a little break.
Well done!
I loved that! Yeah. That was so fun.
It was so fun.
Um, but can you tell me everything? I've so much to catch up on.
Oh, my gosh.
Literally, right, so... It's been a bit of a weird week, really.
So, wait. What happened?
So, Liv and Tristan obviously slept with each other
when they were in that house.
The latest I know about it is, Tristan spoke to Liv because
Liv went on a date with Will, who I guess she's now still with.
How are you and Tristan?
Tristan and I are actually on really good terms at the moment
but I think it's quite hard being friends with Tristan, though.
When we're together there's just a lot of chemistry
and a lot of attraction. Is there?
And I wanna spend more time with him but I know that's such a bad idea
cos things would probably you know,
feelings would develop and things would happen. Do you miss him?
Yeah, obviously I miss parts about, like, the relationship. Yeah.
I miss him as a person. Tristan's in Cornwall, right?
Yeah, he is. I'm going down to see, like, Ollie and Liv, really. Yeah.
But I've just had... But Liv just text me being, like,
"Just so you know, Harvey's meant to be coming," which is obviously fine.
Yeah. Are you gonna go together?
No, obviously not.
I imagine he's there with Emily
but she didn't mention Emily so I don't know.
When's the last time you even saw him?
I literally last saw him when him and Emily first started dating
and I went in and was, like, "I'm not happy about this!"
Now I'm, like, really happy and they seem really great together.
I mean, I just am not really in their friendship circle. OK.
They're moving in together, aren't they? Yeah, I think so.
Congrats. Like... Yeah.
It wouldn't be awkward on my side but I don't know.
This could be quite a good little bridge-building exercise.
Come out of Cornwall and you and Harvey are best friends again.
Maybe.
♪ Pull yourself together
♪ You know it's not for ever
♪ We can't pretend
♪ There is no way...♪
I'm sorry for my dancing.
Bloody hell, is this what the hangover's done to you?
Oh, hello.
Here we go. I'm not gonna pour it cos I'm clumsy.
Paris was just telling me that I was quite pissed last night.
I was pissed as well and I've got a bone to pick with you. What?
He's one of these annoying guys that
when he wakes up, everyone else wakes up as well.
I woke up after my beautiful snooze and you ruined everything.
I think we are now a trifecta of legends here.
Gruesome threesome. Oh, wow.
I've made the cut, have I? You have. I think so, yeah.
Have we made the cut?
After last night, did we make the cut?
No, no, no. You guys were very nice to hang out with.
Our chat can be quite corrosive when we're in tandem together. Very tipsy.
And we do... We mime quite well.
Did you see our miming last night? We did miming.
Yeah, we mimed together, but never mind. I know!
We were actually Paris' backing dancers. We were.
Oh, yes, I remember now.
We busted some grooves as well. Do you know what I did see last night?
I saw Tristan and Liv.
Steamy.
But I feel almost a bit bad for Will
cos he was having to watch all of it.
He kind of just came around at the wrong time
and it's a bit shit for him to be left on the side-lines.
Yeah.
Morning.
Good morning, how we doing? Good, how are you?
Yeah, not too bad. Not too bad, thanks.
You look lovely. Thank you, so do you!
Well, I feel that we need to... Yeah, if you wouldn't mind.
I'd love to have a little chat with Liv. Go and have fun.
Thank you.
Bye, guys. Come on, Hermann.
So, how you doing?
I'm all right. A little bit hungover. Yeah.
How are you? Yeah, I'm all right, I'm all right, yeah. Um...
Last night I, uh... I saw you and Tristan kissing.
Um, and I'm assuming there's been a bit of an update there. Yes!
Uh, yeah, there has. I mean, no...
I think him and I finally had a conversation where after
what feels like ages that he actually admitted
that he does like me. Hmm.
I don't want there to be any, like, bad blood between you and I
or anything like that, cos... Yeah. No, I know.
I mean I'm not, to be honest it's not a situation I've ever had
to, like, handle before cos I don't tend to...
You know I... I liked you, Liv and you know,
my feelings have been a little stung, with the situation.
I'm really sorry about that.
The last thing I actually would want is to hurt your feelings
or you know, anything like that. Yeah, OK.
Um, so, I am sorry.
And I understand this whole situation is you know,
confusing and everything like that but I would like to
officially just say to you that I'm stepping aside. OK!
Because there is clearly something between you guys and you know,
I really hope that Tristan treats you well, you know.
It's actually really sweet that you just said that as well, considering.
But, yeah, so if he screws me over, will you beat him up?
I can do that, yeah. OK, sweet!
Tristan and Liv. Incredibly tall couple.
It's almost hard to stand next to them.
I think they're beautiful together.
But it seems like they're comfortable together now
but I'm not really sure about Tristan.
Why not? Don't know.
He's just, like... You know, I'm good friends with Verity
and I spoke to her last week
and she said that at some point after Surrey that...
Well he said that he was disappointed
that him and Verity didn't have break-up sex. I knew it!
I said to Liv, I said he's not over Verity. What?
I just think that's a bit inappropriate, to be honest.
Is Liv a rebound?
I said this last night.
I don't think Liv's a rebound though,
but I don't think he's over Verity at the same time.
She doesn't wanna be a rebound.
She likes him.
It's dropping her wall down when actually
he, I think, needs to have a bit more time to figure out himself.
Yeah, the thing is I don't wanna tell her
and then have her walls go back up. Oh, it's way better to tell her.
The last thing you wanna do... Trust me.
She deserves to make her own mind up when she knows everything.
I don't know. I think it's just all such a tricky situation
and all I want is for Tristan to go to Liv and be honest.
And I don't wanna see them fail, they've been going
so well in the house here and...
Let's face it, it's gonna come out anyway.
It's better that you tell her sooner rather than later. Yeah.
I'm so excited about tonight.
A couple of months ago, we were like, "This isn't going to happen
because of all the restrictions and stuff. And now we're doing this.
If you go back all those years ago when we were in Chinawhite
when we met. When I met you, I first saw you on Air Street pulling up
outside in the car. Did you know you wanted to marry me then?
I was, like, you were attractive. I thought you were really boring.
You thought I was really boring? Yeah. That's cos you were so up your
own arse, you bloody didn't want to get to know me, that's why. Really boring.
You were so full of yourself, with your long hair and hairspray and your shit Prada sunglasses.
Terrible.
OLLIE LAUGHS
White jeans, cowboy boots, I mean, Christ!
OLLIE SNORTS
We... You added me on Facebook literally a month after
and your Facebook profile picture was you wearing a poncho.
I remember exactly that Facebook profile!
Literally walking outside, like, Number 1, London,
through Knightsbridge, I mean, Christ!
If you thought anyone was interesting other than yourself,
I don't really know what would be going on.
It's funny cos now we're at a stage where life is just moving
forward in such a weird way. I look back on the last kind of ten years
and it's just such a, it's such a weird blur of some...
It was just fabulousness, it was so much fun. Hm-mm.
I know this is such a cheesy, horrible thing to say but I just...
I'm so happy it's you.
I obviously feel the same way.
The closer we get to the wedding date, and now that's going to be
out the way, I think, like, what is next? And, like, I think
I want kids, I've started to want kids more.
Which is why kind of moving forward, it's one of those situations that
you go, "OK, what do you want to do in life? Where do you want
"to move forward to?" and I-I want to build a life with you in such
a huge way and I-I really believe that, that having a family would...
..make me the happiest, cos I know that would make you the happiest too. Having kids?
Yeah.
As in...? OK.
I absolutely want to have children with you.
Why? What, what's changed your mind? Why are you thinking like...?
I just think the idea that you and I being fathers would be...
..just the greatest adventure.
I can't wait to be a father with you, that'll be amazing.
You're going to be a great dad.
♪ I will still pray # Come give me love
♪ Come give me love
♪ Come give me summer
♪ Come give me life
♪ Come give me love and will to strive... ♪
So I saw James yesterday after our little interior planning sesh.
How was he? He's all right. He seems all right. I think him
and Maeva have sorted out whatever their sort of bicker was.
Bicker? Well, I guess it was kind... I wouldn't call it a bicker, I would call it near break-up.
They're fine. Like, it's something you... They've worked through.
But it was just quite like daunting to hear that's what they're
experiencing and we're about to go and do the same,
do you know what I mean? Yeah.
So it's, like, "Fuck." What, so it's scared you?
Yeah. It's definitely worrying me, I'm like, I...
Like, I obviously want to move in with you, like,
but there is part of me that's like, "Oh, shit, this is..."
Like, I'm a commitment-phobe, like, deep down,
and there is definitely a part of me that's, like, freaking out...
..a little bit. Right.
My concern isn't moving in. It's... It's like, how we've been.
Like, since starting to go out we've literally not spent any time apart.
Yeah. We don't really know what it's like to miss each other
I, before moving in, thought it might be beneficial for both of us
to have that break, just have a bit of time apart so...
A break before we move in together? Harvey you're, you're... Are you losing your head?
I'm so confused, you want a break before we move in together?
Not a break. Don't phrase it as a break. Sorry. I was thinking that
I might go down to Cornwall cos Tris is down there with no mates,
really, so that we can have a bit of time,
know what it's like to miss each other cos we haven't had that,
we just haven't had any time apart since literally, like, meeting
each other, and then we can go into this move.
So I'm obviously now going to have to move into our new flat
that we got together fully by myself cos you're going down to Cornwall.
I mean, the timing's not great.
It's just... Not great? Are you kidding me?
You're just running away, is what you're doing.
I'm not ru... Em, it's just, I thought you'd just be, like,
"Yeah, sounds like it could be a good idea. We'll...we'll have a bit
"of time apart, see how we, how we work", and then we move in and...
Yeah, no, we are just on different pages there,
because for you to come to me and say that you're having doubts
about certain things, you're freaking out about certain things,
you want to go to Cornwall for a week, I'm moving in my own, like...
This just takes the fun out of it and makes me upset.
I feel upset now.
The other thing James mentioned also is that Habbs might be
going down to Cornwall.
Well, like, I'm, I just think, am I being completely mugged off here?
Like. what am I...? Should I even stand for this?
It's not like I planned to go cos she was there or I even knew
she was going, James just told me. But the fact that she is going,
maybe you should think, "Maybe I don't go." Well, that's why I'm talking to you about it.
Well... I'm already... It's up to you. you make it up, you make that
decision in your mind. I'm not making it for you. You do it.
Well, if it was me, I don't care. She's nothing to me so it doesn't...
No, think of the whole situation, the whole thing, Harv, the whole thing.
The fact that we're meant to be doing this together,
the fact that you're now fucking off down to Cornwall with...
Where your ex-girlfriend's going to be and my ex-best friend,
who doesn't ever say nice things about me or you.
So you make that decision in your own mind,
cos I'm not fucking making it for you.
That didn't go down as I'd planned it.
Did you think I was going to go, "Oh, my God! Have the best time?
"Oh, don't you worry, I'll fucking unload your pants
"and God knows what from the boxes.
"Oh, and your ex-girlfriend's going? Even better! Enjoy yourself!
"Here's a sandwich for the road"?
No, I'm not going to do that.
I'm going to go.
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♪ Missing what the others abuse... ♪
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I love you all, thank you so much.
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♪ ..Over now #.
You two look so cute in your little bow ties.
I literally can't thank you enough for the effort that you put in.
You've done a great job. Canapes to a T.
I made those puff pastries. I mean, I, I could, I, I could tell
that you were in charge of the vol-au-vents
and not Hermann, cos she gets it and they were...
They're bigger in Germany. Although we were worried that you were going to do something, like,
completely mad and that we wouldn't want to do, I think cos you lived
with us for so long, we're essentially your honorary parents.
So what's quite exciting is the fact that Gareth and I have had
a discussion earlier this afternoon.
I think we want to have kids.
Really? I actually knew you were going to say that.
You two, can I just say, would be... The cutest. ..the best dads, by the way. The best.
Having lived with you for two years I kind of wish you were both my dads.
But this is, like...
Six months ago, you didn't really...
I just think in the last couple, this compromises everything
but it, for some reason...
I'm now 33 and I've sat there and I've gone, "You know what?
"This is absolutely what I want to happen. I want to progress our lives."
But I honestly think you guys are meant to be parents. Yes.
I think, like, if it feels right, it feels right and, like,
we're getting to the stage now where it feels right to have kids.
I'm very jealous of this baby already. But we can look after it.
Yeah, and spoil the shit out of it. You will dress it.
You'll be the wicked stepmothers!
Wicked? Nothing wicked about this stepmother.
Cheers to you two, honestly. Cheers.
Bring on the next three weeks.
This is the run-up to the wedding now, like, properly.
It feels like it now, as well, which is amazing.
Paris punched me on the dance floor, my dancing was that good.
Oh, my God, here we go again. It wasn't that bad. Punched you?
She was so unimpressed. She just went, "Get away from me, boy."
It was more of a... Paris is a very good dancer.
Oh! Oh. Yeah, it was exactly like that. Bit lighter.
Landed on my nose.
So I took some really cute photos of Liv and Tristan earlier.
Yeah. Got their first couple shot.
Really? They are the cutest.
They do seem really, really sweet together. Yeah. They do.
She's, like, letting someone in. Yeah.
Which uh, is good... Is it a good idea? Yeah.
She deserves, like, a nice guy.
She definitely deserves someone good in her life.
What are you talking about? I was just telling them that
I got some lovely photos of you two, you and Tristan.
Cringe. It's so nice seeing you, like, PDA.
You hate PDA, Liv. I hate PDA. Literally. I just, yeah.
But it suits you with him. Really? Yeah.
I could see it in your face, you love it. Yeah.
But you're quite awkward at the same time. Super awkward.
Um, no but I spoke to Will as well and we just sort of...
he'd obviously seen me kissing Tristan the night before. Is he all right about it?
Yeah, it was fine, I think he was just a bit, like, it's obvious...
Yeah. ..that you're going to go with Tristan. I was saying earlier, the drawbridge.
And you trust him? Yeah. BOTH: Why?
Is it the same weird situation you were talking about, or...?
What situation? I did speak to you about, um...
..about something that I'd heard.
What was said? I dunno, I just heard that, like, he might've said
some stuff with... About, like, to Verity.
Said that after Surrey that it was a shame
they didn't have break-up sex.
He said that to Verity? When did he say this?
In Surrey? After. After, when, when we came back to London.
So, after I'd slept with him.
This is great news. I dunno, I just feel like, "OK, why would you say that?"
Yeah, why would you say to your ex, "We should bang"? It's pretty...
It's just a bit disrespectful. Yeah, it's disrespectful.
So fucking embarrassing that I'm dating someone whose ex is in
our group and he's gone and said a fuck... Made a comment like that. Yeah. To his ex.
I don't want any of you guys to think I'm trying to start shit.
I don't think that at all. I'm not. Can I tell you something? If you'd said this further downthe line
or I hear more shit further down the line, it's just more annoying for me and it's just...
I'm the only fucker who's getting hurt here, so... Yeah. It's just mortifying! Like, honestly,
this whole thing with Tristan is now so back and forth, back and forth.
Exactly. Like, firstly it's fucking exhausting, I don't know why I'm...
It's like you take one step forward... And then 100 back and it's, like, it's taken honestly
so long for him to even just say that he does want to continue
this shit and now hearing this, it's like, "What the fuck are you doing?"
MUSIC: Won't Feel Anything by Raphael Lake & Royal Baggs
Mate, I'm so pleased you're here. I do love you, mate.
It's been a very long time.
We've known each other for about seven years now,
and your hairline's got better, which is worrying.
Well, it's funny because yours is receding more,
but I appreciate that.
And I think you've picked a very good group.
I got invited by Liv and Tiff, so you didn't actually pick me,
but everyone else...
Liv seems to be smiling a lot.
Yeah. And that's what I like. They're hitting it off.
They are, and I worry about it, if I'm completely honest.
WHISPERING: Why do you worry about it? I worry about it as well.
I don't think I trust him.
I don't either, but I don't want to say it
because you don't want to ruin that thing.
I know her face, I know her eyes,
and I think she's falling in love with him.
But I don't know if he's there for the long run.
And I struggle with it. I'm so happy you said that,
I've got to be honest with you, mate,
cos I've been holding it in a little bit. Hi, darling girl.
You look like my favourite emoji. I feel like absolute shit. Why?
I was having... I'm going to cry.
I've just had this conversation with Paris where apparently,
Tristan and Verity had a conversation
where he insinuated that they should have break-up sex,
and this was after I had slept with him.
So... he used me.
But, Liv, he's a bloke!
If you get burned by your girlfriend, OK...
..Listen, and she hooks up with another person,
it takes a longer time than that to go, "I'm over it".
I'm not stupid, I didn't think for one minute
that he was going to have zero feelings for Verity.
I'm not an idiot.
He sat there recently, looking in my eyes, saying he likes you,
he wants to be with you, he's not going to fuck it up
and I said, "You need to be careful
"because if you fuck this up, you are in trouble".
I give him every opportunity to bow out with all of this.
I wasn't standing there like, "I want you to be my boyfriend".
I had zero expectations. All I wanted was honesty.
But Liv, I told you... I know you can all stand here
and say, "I told you so" and all that stuff.
But stupidly, I liked him.
It's so embarrassing.
The one person that I just finally stood there
and said that I liked and then... Oh, shit.
I don't know why I'm getting so upset,
but it's just so stupid. No, it hurts.
The one person that I said I liked and I let my whole guard down
and then for this shit to happen,
this is the reason why I don't say how I feel with people.
How are you? I'm stressed.
I can feel that you're stressed.
Yeah, I feel really stressed and I'm also just exhausted and drained.
Has Harvey gone to Cornwall, is he still here?
Are you talking to each other?
He helped me move in for about an hour, but now he's... he's gone.
This was a big moment, and he's basically shat all over it.
This is what I was saying to James.
You want commitment. You want a flat.
You want to live with your girlfriend and then what?
You've got cold feet and then you change your mind
and you need some space and you need to run away?
It doesn't work like that. No, it doesn't.
And he adds at the end of it, "By the way, Habs is going to be there".
What the fuck? That is the cherry on top.
So I'm just like, "Right, I'm done with this. Goodbye".
Don't text him.
Don't call him, because that was his decision,
so you leave him doing his thing. He's going to think about you.
He's going to call you. He's going to be completely stressed.
Oh, I hope he has the worst time ever.
He's going to have a shit time, for sure.
When he comes back, you listen to me -
when he comes back, you're going to look fucking hot.
You're going to be, like, super sexy
and you're going to play the cold and hot shower.
You know what is the cold and hot shower with a guy? I'm scared!
You're nice and then you're not nice.
You're being nice, you're not nice.
You have to play like that with him
and he's going to be completely confused,
like, "What's going on?",
and he's going to start again and come back like every boy.
You need to play like that with guys.
I'm not going to take no shit. I know. I'm not.
I was going down to hang out with my ex-boyfriend and his friends.
Like, surely that's just so weird. Yeah.
I don't think Habs necessarily has feelings for him,
but I just think there is a lot of history between them both
and I think there is that one person you always have in your life,
that one that there is just that little something for,
and I do think that for her, it's him.
Yeah.
If I hear of any inappropriate behaviour, any late-night chats,
them two sitting up till God knows what hour
chatting about their past relationship,
I'm not joking, he's out.
Yeah.
He will not be stepping back into that flat,
or even stepping in it, because he hasn't fucking moved in.
What's... has Liv said anything to you?
Why is she upset? I'm going to find out.
I'm not going to have you like this, bubba. It's not acceptable.
I feel so ridiculous for crying, but I'm just so over this shit.
Like, there's a reason I don't tell people how I feel.
There's a reason why I don't trust him.
How are we doing, gang? Not ideal.
Go on. What's the issue, Liv?
I think it's the fact that apparently, you said to Verity,
"You and I should have make-up sex"
after you and I slept together.
This is one of those moments now
where you're going to have to believe what I say. No.
I believed it so many times. Did you say that or did you not say that?
The context... I don't care about the context,
did you or did you not say that? No.
Not the way you're saying it to me right now.
What exactly did you say, then?
She looked me in the eyes and said, "I've got something to say".
I said, "Let me guess.
"You still fancy me and you want to have breakup sex".
Why say that? Because you make a tongue in cheek comment
to someone who's telling me that Liv is on a date with Will.
I can't believe that stupid fucking comment. You don't have to...
It's so embarrassing. It's not embarrassing. It is for me!
I stood there in front of everyone
and said I liked you, and now I hear this shit.
I've gone against a girl
I should have been fucking mates with, for you.
Fucking brilliant! That is so golden for me.
Everyone has warned me that you're not over her.
I'm a fucking moron for thinking for one second that you were.
You're not a moron. I genuinely came away
from the conversation that you and I had back in London
genuinely believing you.
I honestly believed that you liked me, and I'm a fucking idiot.
You're not an idiot, Liv. I am. How stupid am I?
I'm also more stupid to think that we were friends.
Listen, I care a lot about Liv.
I know you care a lot about Liv, but you've said the wrong thing.
I've said the wrong thing? To Liv...
No, I've not said the wrong thing to Liv... Can I ask a huge favour?
I love the pair of you, but let me just talk to Tristan,
just the two of us. I didn't say the wrong thing to Liv,
I fucking love this girl. Tristan, be honest. I will be honest.
I love you. Thank you, by the way. I think just... Liv...
This has gone to shit, mate.
Liv, can you do me a favour for one minute? I can't do you any favours.
Fine, but I understand where I come from.
I've just come from a situation where my ex-girlfriend has told...
I don't give a fuck about your ex! I don't care! Neither do I.
I'm sick of hearing about your ex.
I don't give a fuck about my ex either. Honestly, I have stood there
and I have listened to you talk about your ex.
I have stood there and backed you against Verity every fucking time,
saying how she was making you cry that time in the house. She was!
This whole thing was a rebound for you, I know it was.
Don't put those words in my mouth.
I'm not, I'm saying it out of my own mouth.
You're not a fucking rebound, Liv.
But I was, clearly I was! Surely you can see how much I care about you.
Liv, surely you can see how much I care about you.
Liv... I care a lot about you, I really do. Please believe that.
Honestly... No, you don't get it. I do get it.
I understand exactly how you're feeling right now.
There are reasons that I am the way that I am. Liv, please.
I have nothing to say to you, Tristan. I honestly don't.
What could have been an amazing thing for both of us
has now been destroyed.
But it's coming from things that you've done.
It's like we're in a pressure cooker
and everyone keeps adding to it.
We need to just tell everyone else to piss off
and you need to tell your ex to fucking do one.
I don't want to sleep with you, Verity.
You think I'd want to do that?
Don't say things like that in the first place.
Everyone in Cornwall was talking about it.
Then you need to deal with that.
This is me dealing with it. Bye.
I miss the hell out of her.
I want to be with her, of course I do.
I just need you to give me a chance.
I don't want to feel like I'm not enough. You are enough!
I'm telling you you are, I'm telling you!
Hello.
I hope that for the next few days,
we can just try to be friends, maybe.
As the night progressed, it crossed the border
between friendly and got a bit more familiar.
Did you try and shut it down? I just closed it off.
I feel like I'd be more comfortable
heading back to London and seeing Em.
I think he's lying. I could hear him in her room.
Oh, my God, Emily's going to be so annoyed if she hears his version.
She'll be fuming when she hears your version.
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