CHEERING The party has arrived.
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Oh!
Are you guys asking for a threesome?
Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah?
Just seeing them kiss made me a little bit jealous.
I loved it. Same.
I like Harvey and I've said that to everyone.
London's gonna be very different when I get back.
It's very different Harvey. I rarely have an evening free.
I'm gonna need an evening free. I think we just see how it goes.
I would like to see you back in Chelsea. I'd like that too.
Tristan and I, we broke up what, three weeks ago?
I don't owe you an apology.
I think the best thing that we can do is walk away from each other.
I held on out of love.
You got a new girl, and you guys look great together.
Try and look after her, cos she is
sweet as anything. I've got so much time for Yas.
Tristan's just come out of a serious relationship,
I'm not sure he's looking for anything serious.
Have you two kissed? Yeah. What?
You've just told me that you've got feelings for my friend.
I can't believe I'm saying it, I feel for you, Inga.
I don't know who you are, Yas.
It's never nice to hear that he's obsessed with somebody else.
Long story short, Harvey shagged her. What have I walked into?
Jesus Christ, the tea gets stronger and stronger.
It's really uncool, bro. It's really uncool.
My loyalty is with you.
There is a lot at stake.
I've been a dick. This feels uncomfortable.
It is what it is. No!
Oh, my God, Joel. You don't do that to someone you respect.
# Everything's the best
# Infinitely blessed
# Any colour you want, any size
# Never made 'em like this
# Now they're coming in a kit
# Anything that you want, for a dime
# So how come every night I feel this emptiness inside?
# Everything's the best Everything's the best
# Everything's the best... #
Whoo!
Lock up your fathers.
# I have no complaints
# Would highly recommend
# Everything's the best
# Infinitely blessed
# Any colour you want, any size
# Never made 'em like this... #
This calls for a glass of champagne.
Any excuse.
Hello. Hi. How are you?
Here he goes. Come on, boy.
Go on, two more, two more. Lovely stuff. Nice. Come on!
# Everything's the best Everything's the best... #
Oh, hello, come in. Hello. Good to see you again.
Oh! Welcome. Bloody hell.
Shall we cheers? Yeah, let's. What shall we cheers to?
Cheers to, uh... To budding friendships?
BOTH: And blossoming romances.
You guys are sisters. We are! Cheers.
Have you guys spoken about what this is, labels, exclusivity?
Like, we, yeah, we're, like, seeing ea...seeing each other.
Seeing each other. Seeing each other.
We haven't put any labels to it.
But I would be quite upset if you got with someone.
Has the L-word been thrown about a bit?
Why do I feel like you've said it? I feel like you've said it as well.
I feel like you've said it as a little... No, we have said it a few times on nights out.
But that's not really real, is it? No.
Well, I think if it's said it's been said.
Have either of you spoken to Inga, or had any contact with her?
Um, Inga, no. No comms. I sent her an email. No response.
OK, yeah, I was gonna ask where you were at just sort of living-wise.
Zero pad, currently. I'm just kind of, like, darting...
I'm homeless. And I, honestly, I want the best for her
and I want her to be happy
and I think we can be our happiest
when we're not in each other's lives.
No? I mean, I am very sorry about the situation, how it did turn out
and I wish I didn't have this connection
with her ex-boyfriend, but I do.
As bad as the situation was,
I'd go through those emotions again... Aw.
..if I knew that I had you after.
Aw! That's so cute.
I love it. It's, like, really, I can't believe I'm saying it.
I feel, like, giddy around both of you.
Well, I must say, I did back it from the beginning, so... I mean, yeah.
I'm glad that this has gone well.
Thank you for you backing it. Also it's great to have your backing.
It's great to have you back. That's why I'm glad to have Ruby onside.
You know what, actually coming back to London and spending time
with both of you and seeing how much effort you're putting into
each other, and, you know, you clearly have something there.
You clearly have a lot of chemistry
and it's nice to see two friends very happy. Oh, Ruby.
No, honestly that means, like, the world to hear you say that.
I do, I back this. I ship the both of you and I just do want to
make it clear that my loyalty and priority is with you over Inga.
# You never know if it is fake or love
# Under the light
# With or without
# With or without you by my side
# After the dark Under the light... #
My dress keeps flapping to the side. Willow.
Ah! Don't you look lovely?
You look gorgeous. Very well. This is cute. Oh, you got the Pimms.
I got Pimms, whatever that is. They told me it was the one. What?
I've never had this. Pimms? We don't drink...
Have long have you been in Majorca for? How have you never had Pimms?
We have sangri... It looks like sangria, no?
Sangria! I love your little, like, roll of the tongue.
Sorry, sorry, can you say Versace for us, please.
Versace. Got it. Perfect. Liv loves it.
Did you look round all the flowers? It's quite impressive, I can't lie.
I can't even keep a house plant alive.
No, I...we deliberately killed our house plants, obviously,
because they were gifted by ghastly exes, so...
That Bonsai tree was firmly in the bin. Oh, no.
Sorry we were late. I've literally just been working.
How's JOMO going?
It's actually, you know what,
it's actually going really well. I'm doing a shoot,
I'm doing a photoshoot with Miles and Temps.
Covering each other in lube? No, no, they're modelling. How raunchy.
I'm not tak... I mean, it sounds it, doesn't it?
Cos it's for men and for women,
but I think people think it's just for women.
Yeah, you need to market it for, like, both, right?
And those two boys are obviously, you know, well... Made for it.
How have you been? Good, how are you? I've missed you guys.
I need a little update from everything, like, what's going on?
I feel like I've just, like, not stopped.
I got back, I was here for literally a day
and then I ran to family in Majorca. You went back to Majorca.
So I haven't really been here. And what about Harvey? Harvey, I mean,
when we left we had a chat
and I was just a bit underwhelmed, I'm not gonna lie.
Like, I felt like I was leaving how I got there
and we'd spent so much time together, I was like surely
we'd, like, progress in some kind of a way.
You guys are really cute. Like, I feel like it did develop.
I thought so. And you were really cuddly.
Thought you were gonna end up in a relationship, to be perfectly honest. Yeah.
To be fair, I will give him credit,
because I have been away and he did ask me
the second I was back if I was back and then he made plans.
It's not like he's been terrible,
but I'm just like, it's the words coming out of his mouth.
How are things with Sam and Yas?
So, Sam sent me an email like it's 2005 or something,
and it was some half-arsed attempt at an apology,
just kind of basically saying it was bad how it ended.
Oh. It was just kind of stating the obvious kind of thing.
Glad that was addressed. For an email, too. Honestly, whatever.
Catch up, Sam. Whatever it was, I didn't buy it.
Yas, I've not heard from.
But I kind of feel like even if I had, it's...
Wouldn't make a difference.
It wouldn't make a difference, it's too late.
Um, have you spoken to Ruby?
Cos she was having dinner with Sam and Yas
and I didn't know if it was, like, an issue.
She left my last message on read
and then that night she went out and had a night out
and invited everyone but didn't invite me.
Like, everyone including.... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like Sam, Yas, everyone. Yeah.
I don't want people to not be friends
with them or not friends with me because of the situation.
Let's not fanny around, you'd rather people weren't friends with Yas.
Don't worry, I'm on your side.
I won't be friends with her. I don't mind.
You crack me up. Look... It's the Pimms.
Ruby and I aren't exactly best of friends,
I just don't want to be separated from the group
because they feel uncomfortable that I might be there at
the same time that Sam and Yas are.
I don't think you will be.
Well, I hope not.
Right, come on, then. Finish this set off, Rez.
Here we go, come on. Let's go, come on. Let's go. Come on, Rez.
Come on. Yeah! Here he is. Good job.
Yes, boy. Come on.
Ah, boys, good to be back, eh? You know what,
I'm just happy that we're all friends again. Ah, it's nice. Boys.
It's the first time I've worked out with Miles
in two years and not had a fight. It's true. It's great.
Well, you and I need to get into shape,
because we've got a little photoshoot coming up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, when you say you and I,
I am in shape. You're not.
I'm gonna sit there directing the T-shirt. Got good legs, Temps.
No, cos we've got, a little photoshoot with Liv for her brand.
You know it's a lube company, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So is it just you two? No, it's a sensual oil company.
No, no, it's lube. It's a CBD lube company. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I actually wanna know what you guys are gonna be doing.
Hang on, look, how's this invite been extended to me? Is it...?
What do you mean? It was always you and then I got the invite.
I was on the guest list. I was your plus one, mate.
Sounds like Liv wants to get you topless, mate, and lubed up. Lathered up.
Oi, mate, where's your gym gear?
Missed the memo.
Where's the gym gear, mate? Yeah, I know.
He's had a haircut. Can you do a few pull-ups in that?
Yes, boy, are you good? Fellas.
I just got 50 in. Don't believe it.
Five zero. Can you reach that?
THEY LAUGH
How are you doing anyway?
Life's good.
I was very excited to get back to London with my boys, all single.
Although Harvey may have ruined that one for us. Isn't that right, Rez?
What? Oh. Basically,
there was a girl I was talking to, really cool girl. Lovely girl.
Took her out on a date, it was a great date.
Long story short, Harvey shagged her. What?!
He's your best mate! Mm.
That's so bad.
He's on the naughty step for sure. For sure.
So wait a second, the last thing I remember,
Harvey was dating Willow still.
Did they not...? Are they still dating or are they not?
Well, look, I think Harvey was saying he's quite busy back in
London, things would be slightly different.
Very busy. By the sounds of it. The problem is he's been
a little bit busy stealing my bird, so... Ooh.
Do you know what I mean? I don't think she's gonna be best pleased.
I'd shudder to think what she'll... You should tell her.
It's not an opportunity to one-up him,
it's an opportunity to give him a slap on the wrists and...
Listen, I'm not trying to one-up him,
I don't wanna get between him and Willow, but ultimately,
he's in my doghouse.
# You taste just like New York... #
I think the hardest thing for me to deal with has been
the emotional fallout.
Robbie missing Geronimo and, you know,
missing that emotional connection with him,
like, it's definitely not what I signed up for.
I feel like in my head it was more so, you know,
like, a one-night stand kind of vibe.
A one-off kind of thing. Yeah, like a one-off, like a special event.
Mm-hm. It's never nice to hear that he's obsessed
with somebody else
and that's where the jealousy comes in.
What about you, Robbie?
Did I enjoy the sex? Yes.
But I think actually the limerence aspect was something else. Mm-hm.
Like, I was way more into the falling in love,
do you know what I mean? Mm-hm.
But that intense emotional high,
that was a little bit frightening,
becoming that attached to someone else,
cos I don't wanna fuck this up, you know.
No. Sure.
A lot of the time we think that love is limited,
so if we love somebody else
then that means we love less the current partner.
But actually it doesn't have to be this way.
Love can be really abundant
and people can love different people all at once.
How do you even feel about that? How do I feel about what?
There being love for other people. How does that feel?
JOEL EXHALES
It's hard to hear. I give my all to this relationship.
I do it because I love you
and I want to build something with you.
So to sit here and listen to you
talking about loving somebody else when to me,
that was not love because that was lust. Yeah.
And that was a fantasy.
I'm open to learning and growing with you
and experiencing new things with different people,
but Geronimo for me is off the table.
He's off the cards.
Um, but I just have to sit with that. But Robbie, how are you doing?
It is what it is.
What can I do about it?
I mean, I hate to bring it onto you now, but... Yeah.
I saw Yas and Sam earlier this week and...
I saw them kiss in a club and I was like no!
What are you doing? Mate, the whole thing... How are you feeling about that?
I was opening up to Yas, I'm not gonna lie.
Like, I was feeling ready to kind of enjoy myself,
get to know somebody else.
Like, "OK, this is quite nice, she's a cool girl."
And the chemistry was good. And the chemistry was good. So good. Yeah.
I thought you two were gonna fall in love, I'm not gonna lie.
I thought you can't really fake that kind of thing. Well...
That's what I thought. I was like, "Enjoy the rest of summer."
I didn't mean jump into bed with Sam Prince, that's not what I meant by that.
What are you doing? Fuck. Then the worst thing about it is
he's meant to be one of my best mates, my business partner, like,
I've been ignoring Zoom calls with him, like,
I've got a business to run here and I don't wanna speak to the bloke.
I think you and Sam are never gonna be the same again. Yeah. No, we're not.
There you go. He knows it as well.
# I woke up smiling
# Cos I slept right through... #
They are very cute, I have to say. Quite unruly.
They do what they want. They're spoilt.
# Now I'm brand-new
# Tell me what you're thinking... #
Right, Freddy come on. Yeah, I feel like we're teasing them.
Can I give them these pup cakes now or not?
Pup cakes, yeah? Go on, tell them to sit. I feel like it...
Sit. Stand. DOGS WHINE
No, stop teasing them, feed my dogs.
Paw, do they know paw? What other tricks do they have?
Paw... They can't just. Oh, no. Oh, they don't do that.
This is a significant reward. Good boy. Good girl. Good girl.
Oh, wow, she's chowed it down! God. I have some news.
Um, I have a new roommate. Mm.
Oh. Why? He's called Sam Prince. Yeah.
That is... Good for you, Rubes.
No, cos he doesn't have anywhere to live.
I think Sam felt frustrated just hotel-hopping
and not really having, like, a base to call home.
Why not have him live with me for a bit?
I'd be pissed if I was Inga.
Well, Inga, if you wanna be pissed then be pissed. I don't really care.
Fair. No, I love that. Brutal.
No, it's not really brutal. No. It's just like, own it. Yeah.
Fucking hell, just own it. How's Geronimo?
I've been texting him a bit, actually.
Um... I miss the guy, even though he's a terrible wingman.
I do miss him.
I'm gonna be honest, like, I did develop feelings
for Geronimo so, like, it's a little bit of a break-up.
God, Robbie, are you OK? Yeah.
Do you think about him?
Babe, daily.
Oh, wow.
Um, so when he comes to London, I've invited him to come
and I don't really know how that's gonna sit with you.
Like, I'm trying to get over him. Do you understand? Yeah.
I need space to get over that guy,
because I've prioritised my relationship
and I don't wanna jeopardise that.
No, I completely get that. I'm sorry if that makes you uncomfortable.
And just being in the vicinity of him is gonna fuck shit up
and I don't need that. So I'm good, thank you.
Oh, Robbie, I'm sorry. No, it's all right, it's fine.
I'm just saying that I'm hurting. Yeah.
And I need time.
# Ooh, maybe I'm a little lost
# Honey, honey
# Ooh, maybe I'm a little lost
# Honey, honey
# Ooh, maybe I'm a little lost... #
Ooh. Hello, mate. That face.
Let me start with I've been a dick.
Let's start. And I'm sorry.
And I'm glad you came, cos I've been, you know,
wanting to talk to you for a while now.
I've dropped people out for doing this, mate. I know, bro.
Yeah. I would never do this to you, mate. I get it.
I would never do it to Tristan. I would never do it to any of my closest mates.
I feel let down, genuinely.
What's even going on with you, like, and Willow?
Cos I don't even know, I thought you were dating her.
Have you spoken to her about any of this?
No. I would happily tell her, but I'd also probably not,
because it's probably not news she wants to hear
and nor would I wanna know what she's been up to the last few weeks.
I think you need to tell her. Let's just get it out in the open, mate.
She does like you. And I think the last thing, well,
when you've got a girl like Willow,
the last thing you wanna be doing is saying you're busy,
whilst actually you're...
I thought we were better than this, genuinely.
I knew we were better than this, which is why it's upsetting.
It's tough, mate. I...
Do you know what I mean? And it's like... Hi, there. How are we?
Hello. How are you? How are you?
Hey, babe, are you good? Hiya, how are you?
Freshly tanned. Yes, I've been in Majorca.
Oh, very jealous. How are we doing?
What have I walked into?
Uh, I... A break-up.
..did a bit of a shit move to Rez.
And it involves a girl that I slept with,
not that we're exclusive and I can't but equally...
Yeah. We...
We're now here and I'd rather you hear it from me than anyone else.
Can I get you a drink? Are you OK?
Um, here, do you want a sip of mine perhaps?
I don't love beer, but you know what...
Yeah, maybe you should. I'll take the bottle.
Harvey, I mean, to be honest,
it's not the ideal first conversation
to be having when I'm back in London.
I think Rez is a good fucking friend to you
and I don't think that's ideal in any way, shape or form.
But it also kind of upsets me,
because the last conversation we had in Corsica
was that you're a busy guy
and that you don't have time
for dating or much in your life
and to hear that you're actually going around shagging people
in your free time is a little upsetting.
It wasn't like, "Right, let's do this."
This was at a work event which led to that.
That is my lifestyle. I live that. I like...
Yeah, you sleep with your mates' girls.
How, Harvey? It's fine. How?
So I don't wanna go into it, cos it's not fun for anyone,
but just, you know, this girl just put it on me
and I fucking slipped up at the last minute,
that's what happened in black and white.
I'm sorry, like, it's obviously not nice news to hear.
But equally, like...
You've done nothing wrong.
I dunno, well, like, what am I...?
What am I meant to say? Like... I just, yeah.
I think I'm gonna head. But nice seeing you guys.
REZ EXHALES
See you later, babe.
What's new with you?
I must say, you look really well. Um... Thank you.
You look good too.
Um, yeah, life is just this at the moment, which is great,
it's awesome, we've got a new site coming. Ah, thank you.
Enjoy. Delish. This is called strawberries and clean.
Cheers. Cheers to being friends again. Yeah. It's been a while.
Well, I'm out of house arrest now. We can hang out.
What about you and Tristan? Uh, the whole thing with Corsica
I feel probably almost the most awful about is
the fact that I disrespected him,
cos he would never do that to me. I can help you navigate.
I know Tristan really well. You'll be fine.
Oh, you can navigate Tristan? I suppose you... Yeah, like...
You know your way round Tristan. I mean, like, I know,
I actually know, like, he takes a long time to get over something.
He's quite stubborn, right?
A long time. But you will get there.
I think it's more of a pride thing. Yeah, he's, yeah.
He's got a lot of pride in him, which isn't a bad thing necessarily.
Yeah.
Cos you don't, really.
Oh, hi! Hello. Hey. Nice to see you. Lovely to see you.
Let me give you a hug, Verity. Aw, how are you?
I'm all right. It's nice to see ya. Well, it's so good to see you.
First of all, can I just say this place is beautiful?
Ah, you're looking beautiful. Thank you. You actually are.
Ah, thank you. No, you actually are. What, so we've got tan...
I feel dead inside, but thank you.
Wait, so why are you dead inside, what?
Um... Basically, I don't know if you've heard,
I've not seen you since getting back from Corsica but... Yeah.
..we did have a threesome with somebody.
With Robbie, what he's telling me now is that it wasn't just
a feeling between me, Geronimo and him,
he actually started to get feelings for Geronimo. Yeah.
Oh, my God, Joel. No, I know.
When you're, like, hanging out with Robbie,
do you feel like he's thinking about Geronimo? Yeah. Really?
I would've liked to salvage a friendship with Geronimo
but at this point in our lives, like,
he can't be trusted around his company. Yeah, I agree.
I think if Robbie really wanted this to work with you... Mm.
..it needs to stop. Yeah.
I'm literally just saying, like, "Slow it down." Mm.
"Be cautious of my emotions
"and, like, don't get dickmatised by this man."
# I don't want to be there when the ship goes down
# My heart is beating different now
# I love you
# But you're making me sad... #
You are still coming to my photoshoot tomorrow, aren't you?
What, so I'm gonna be watching the boys get all lubed up?
No, you're lubing them up. I mean, you're not saying no.
Fine, I mean, I'm not saying no.
Hey. Ah, Rubeth. Hi! How are you?
Good, how are you? Yeah, good.
Sorry, are you dressed for winter? Is it snowing out there?
No, I've just been on a dog walk with Freddy. How are you? Good, how are you?
How were they? The two pooches.
Oh, my God, he brought them here the other day, actually. Did he?
When we had that night out, Freddy showed up with his dogs
and I was like, "They can't come into Raffles."
Um, what else has been going on?
Not a huge amount, just catching up with everyone.
Nice being back in London. How are you, Inga?
I'm good, how have you been?
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
This feels uncomfortable. Yeah. I don't want it to be. No, I don't want it to be.
No, I'm glad you came, cos I wanted to actually just chat.
Like, I know you're close with Yas
and we've only just, like, kind of become friends recently,
I just, I like that we're friends...
Yeah. ..and I don't want the break-up to affect us.
You know, Yas is someone that I've had a long-standing friendship with.
Yeah, yeah, no, that's absolutely fine, yeah. Um, and, you know,
she's worked really hard at trying to get our friendship back on track.
I think naturally I do just spend more time with them,
maybe because they pick up the phone and call me more
and ask me to come out with them that... Yeah.
I do think that they're really well suited.
I do think that they're really happy.
I think they make each other really happy
and I believe it's gonna go somewhere. But wait,
what's actually going on with them and how serious is it?
Are they together-together? I think it's quite serious.
Like, the L-word's been used.
Yeah. Sam likes to drop the L-bomb quite quick. But where's he living?
Because he still needs to get his stuff from your house. Yeah.
Actually, I wanted to talk to you about this.
Um, so Sam's actually moving in with me.
Are you joking? No. What?
Deadly serious. Um... So, yeah, he'll be my new roomie.
He has to live somewhere.
Yeah, with me.
But, yeah, I, obviously I've still got...
He hasn't collected his stuff from the flat yet. We'll arrange...
I think his mum is coming on Sunday to pick up the stuff
to take it to mine. OK, perfect, well, that's good.
Is Yas moving in too?
No, well, I'm... Well, sorry, why did you hover?
No, because she'll be round and she'll be there a lot. Oh, yeah.
Well, when I'm coming over, she'd better not be there.
But obviously it's probably...
..a bit awkward. Do you think deep down, honestly,
honest to God, do you think this is gonna affect your friendship?
I don't know. I, like, well, obviously wish you well
but I don't feel like we've had this, you know, close...
I don't feel like we've ever really been mates.
My loyalty is with Sam and Yas.
Look, I think you've made your point and I hear you loud and clearly.
MUSIC: Dna by Danny Farrant and Nick Kingsley
Hello. She's got the boots, she means business.
I do mean business, hello. How are you doing? How are you?
Are we gonna? Are we...? I don't wanna be too...
How are you? Nice to see you. Hello, how are you?
I'm all right. How are you doing? I'm good.
This is not how we planned to meet after Corsica. No.
I definitely started to open up to you
and, like, we spent three weeks essentially... Yeah.
..you know, quite coupley and then two days later Sam's...
I know. ..in the bed that we were sleeping in together.
Yeah, I know, that's not great at all and I think it's... No, it doesn't feel good.
It's really bad and I can...
I would be so upset if it was roles reversed and...
I guess, like,
say I had stayed for the whole time in Corsica,
what would've happened?
Like, would this be a different situation?
I think, obviously you did leave.
I don't think that if you'd stayed,
I don't think something would've happened there
between Sam and I, then. Cos I...
You don't think it would've happened? No...
So we would still be doing what we were doing in Corsica?
Yeah, I do think we would be, to be perfectly honest.
What a shame, Yas.
Yeah. And I got a lot of shit for it, as well.
But for me at the time it was worth it, so...
Um, I think I didn't realise that it did kind of, like, upset you.
I don't know, like, hearing it from Sam, him being like, you know,
"I'm quite close to Tristan
"and he never once said that he did like you."
I think can you not see why Sam would say that to you?
You know. The truth was that I did, yes,
I did like you, Yas.
You know, there's so many different elements
to this which I'm disappointed by him
and I'm never gonna look at Sam the same way.
Never. You know, how am I supposed to work with this guy
and look at this guy in the same way when that trust element has gone.
Do you think Sam's ready for this, honestly?
Look, I can't... I can't speak for him. Yeah.
And how, if he's ready or not, like, he said he is.
I feel like, I mean, not that it's my place to say anything,
but, you know, just be careful and look after yourself, like,
it's not the foundations for an amazing relationship.
Yeah, of course in the back of my mind I'm, like, stressed.
It's not started in a smooth sailing. It's not how it's meant to be.
It's not meant to start like that. No.
Um, but I guess I'm just gonna see how it goes.
Fair enough.
# I'll be waiting for you... #
# Five, six, seven, wait
# Can't stop till I get enough
# One touch and feeling the buzz... #
Yeah, that's nice.
More, like, that's nice, go, yeah, more skin.
# Can't stop till I get enough... #
Why don't you, like, hold it and, like,
squirt it down your chest?
Is this the photoshoot or is this for your pleasure, Liv?
This is for your pleasure, babe.
# I like it
# I, I, I like it... #
No, can we...? No, let's not make it creepy.
Oh, right, this is the wrong sort of shoot. Away, away, away.
# I like it Wow
# I like it
# I, I, I like it... #
Congratulations, you got a first. Thanks.
I think this is so incredible,
because I think when I first met you,
you were always, like, in and out of law school. I know.
Here you are with a first. He's incredible. It is huge, yeah.
I'm happy for you, and I'm also happy to see you guys so happy together.
I mean, we're making an effort of it.
Oh. Right. You'll soon discover,
you'll soon discover that you reach
a certain point in your relationship... Right.
..and effort is required.
But the fact is I'm able to realise what I actually have
and I don't want to throw it away. Yeah, there's a lot to lose.
There is a lot to lose. But, yeah,
I met Freddy and Ruby in the park yesterday
and Freddy said he was inviting Geronimo to London.
Freddy's invited Geronimo to London?
I was like, Freddy, respectfully, I don't need to know.
How would that make you feel if he did come? I think for me it's got to
the point now where I'm like, I can't even be around Geronimo,
I don't really want to speak to him.
# Leave if you want
# If that's what you want
# Now are you feeling yourself?
# Are you feeling yourself? #
Do you know? Hi, ladies.
Oh! Oh, hi. Hello, how are you? Hello, you look gorgeous.
You look gorge. This is Paris.
My God, nice to meet you, gorgeous girl. Hi.
Lovely to finally meet you.
How are you? We got you a little drinky drink.
Oh, wow, thank you. It's strong enough, I promise.
Beautiful, so I can catch up.
I've been waiting for you two to meet. You're in fashion
and you're in fashion, so I was like... You're in fashion? I am.
Nice. Doing? Uh, I work in PR.
Oh, nice, OK, that's good.
You've always both got perfect outfits.
Ooh, well thank you. So, tell me, how have you been?
My God, hectic.
I actually went for a drink
with Rez and Harvey yesterday and I got...
You're saying it so suspiciously.
Yeah, well, I got quite the bombshell, I can't lie. Already?
It turns out that Harvey has hooked up with a girl.
It was just a bit like... It was a bit of a shock to the system.
I mean, listen, it's not great.
But I do think that you guys didn't talk or make... I know and...
..any boundaries or discuss your emotions.
But to me it's like,
if he really liked me he wouldn't have done that.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah, no, 100%.
What do you wanna be, sloppy seconds? No, that's not OK.
Yeah, and he tried to play off that he didn't know there were any feelings there
and I'm like, come on, Harvey, like, it doesn't take a genius
to figure out that I like you, like...
But you two are both just too cool. Like, honestly, it's so much worse
because basically the girl that Harvey slept with
was actually a girl who Rez was dating.
Sorry, what?
Yeah, so the girl that Rez was dating, Harvey slept with her.
Jesus Christ, the tea gets stronger and stronger.
I just feel like right now he's a lot of making up to do.
But also, what, is he just gonna have his cake and eat it?
Like, he'll get to date you and he can just sleep with whoever and then that's it?
No, you're gonna set some boundaries.
There's no boundaries. Yeah.
You're going to set some boundaries.
I think that's a wrap. Yeah. Amazing.
Sweet. Thank you so much. Great job, gang.
Um... Thank you.
You guys have smashed it. Oh, wow.
They look amazing.
Ooh! I actually love that. Yeah, it's nice, that.
Brand ambassador.
I'll do it, as long as you pay me.
In lube. You think this is free? Yeah, do we get a free bottle?
You do. You can all get two bottles.
I've already used up the other, the last bottle.
Same. Single summer over here. How long does it actually last you?
This is a genuine question. Four days.
Oh, for God's sake. No, these look sick.
You guys, you guys look quite cute as well, pouring oil all over him.
On my neck, might I add. No, that's what I was gonna say,
I wasn't gonna say anything. That's a good old erogenous zone.
Where else would I have been massaging you, David? Well...
I don't even know what we're talking about any more.
It's good also to see you have fun. Yeah.
And like, you know, be Inga again.
But what was actually odd, so we saw Ruby yesterday.
Mm. Mm. And you know how we were all out the other night,
I had thought Inga wasn't there because she didn't wanna have...
It was too awkward to have both of them there. Yeah.
But it wasn't. She basically was saying she doesn't, she's...
Doesn't wanna be friends with me. Her loyalties lie with them.
And she kind of basically said that she does feel awkward,
she does ship them. Sorry, wait, wait, wait.
So she doesn't really wanna be friends with me.
Wait, no, no, no, OK. You're allowed to ship them, that's fine.
Yeah, totally fine. If you think they're cute, cool, do their thing. Yeah.
But does not mean that you need to feel awkward
to be your friend now, like, there's no sides here. That's unfair.
What I'm hearing now is not... It does get a bit weirder. Oh, yeah.
Prince is moving in with her. Sorry, what? Yeah.
Sam is moving in with who? With Ruby. With Ruby.
You're fucking with me. No, no, no.
Sorry, no, no, no, no. Let's not just quick, no, no, no...
We're not, no, no, no. It's so funny.
But it's just so strange,
because Ruby's mindset has literally gone from one thing
to the polar opposite in the space of a week
and now someone who she was going up against is now moving in with her.
Do you know what? It's not the first time Ruby's flipped on me
for no reason and I kind of just feel like after everything
I've just been through,
I just, I don't, I don't want any more trouble.
I don't wanna be connected to this thing any more.
Yeah, but you also don't wanna be excluded either,
which is what's now happening.
Ruby's one of my best mates, but it's very odd
the way this has now played out
and I just think it's gone too far now.
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Look at that. Lovely, thank you.
Cheers, guys. Cheers. Les yeux, les yeux. Les yeux. Les yeux.
Can't do another seven years. How nice, thank you.
Tris. That feels good. You have a tendency of bailing,
you still coming to my drinks? You haven't got any friends
at the moment, so I'm the only option you've got. Good man.
Ruby, do you want to come? Roof top drinks in the sun.
Yeah. Good vibes. Sounds good. Do I get a plus one?
I know who the plus one you're considering...
Big Harvey. Harv.
How was the conversation left with Harvey yesterday?
I just was like, "You've really fucking screwed up, man,
"you need to reap what you sow."
It's like cardinal sin for any mate. Yeah, 100%.
We're not fucking 20.
You're not. HE LAUGHS
I mean, it's a similar situation to what I'm in at the moment,
with Sam, like...
Nah, you're worse, you're far deeper mate.
But that's what I mean. And I actually did see Yas yesterday.
Yeah, oh, yeah, here we go. Lo and behold, she had a
conversation with Sam after I left. I know where this is going.
And he said to her that, yeah,
it was just physical for Tristan, he wasn't that into you.
He got sabotaged.
Clearly Sam was just trying to put Yas off you.
Clearly it worked.
Wait, it was really weird, when I went to go meet him,
I was expecting quite a serious, firm kind of conversation.
Mm. But he was a bit...
..quite cheeky. Yeah.
What do you mean by "cheeky"? Like flirty?
No, like, would things have been different if I had stayed?
And, like, all these things, it was very hard to answer these
kind of questions... I think they would've been different.
I would've, I said that, because if Tristan was there...
Like, you would've kept the ball rolling. Yeah. Yeah.
Would I have still tried to get with Yas? Probably.
Oh, no! Do you know what?
That's enough for you? LAUGHTER
If I genuinely thought, when he left,
in my heart that he was really into Yas,
the whole circumstance would be different.
But he very much thinks that he actually has told you that.
Incorrect. And he thinks that you just kept that from me.
No. I think he liked you.
But I don't believe that he was like really into you.
He wasn't like taking you out for dinners - or did he? No.
He didn't take you out for dinner once.
I think Tristan personally is, he's a very proud bloke.
Yeah. I agree.
And I think we potentially have knocked his ego slightly.
What else did he have to say?
He feels as if he can't trust you any more.
And if I can't trust Sam, I also don't see how we'll have
a business together.
I do want to prove to him that I'm not a complete piece of shit.
But there is a lot at stake.
Yeah. Erm, like a lot.
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Afternoon, gents. Harvey. Hello. Hello, mate.
How are you? Not bad. Yeah?
I just want to, you know,
I just want to say sorry again. I do respect you.
I respect our relationship, like,
I wouldn't want anything to come between it.
It's just something I'll have to take your word for, isn't it?
That's fine. All right?
I'm sorry, bro. Yes.
Come on, it's not that funny, we got the same shirt, that's all.
You do look like the Bananas in Pyjamas.
It's like a clone of one another.
Hey, don't let them get in our heads, it's fine.
BOTH: It's cool.
Oh, you know what? There we go.
The fact that they said it at the same time means
it's really uncool, bro. It's really uncool.
No, no, it's fine.
At least you're wearing clothes now.
I saw all over Instagram. All over?
Who was rubbing lube on who?
Liv was having a lot of fun with you.
Liv was putting a lot on you. Was it nice, having Liv?
Fucking hell, it's hot in here, isn't it?
This is cos you really like Liv. No, it's not.
No, I just said as a friend.
But you do fancy her like a little bit.
HE STAMMERS
He can't talk. Might need a few more of them.
Never seen him speechless like this. Hi, guys, coming in hot.
Oh, hey. Sorry, I didn't get the memo, I love it.
Yeah, how are you? Good, good, good.
Sorry, not to break-up the pyjama party,
but do you mind if I have a moment with Willow?
Yeah, yeah. Cool, shall we go?
See you in a bit. Bye. Ciao-ciao.
How are you? Sorry about the other day.
Obviously not a nice one to walk into, first and foremost...
Yeah.
I just - I guess I want to just see where your head's at
after everything.
I don't know, like, this whole situation, I just genuinely don't
know how you feel, and I still don't.
No, I was going to say the same thing.
I don't know how you feel, and I feel like that...
It's not on me any more, Harvey.
No, but it is, cos you seem to be hurt...
I'm hurt because I have feelings for you, and I don't see how -
if you haven't seen that, then you're an idiot
and I know you're not an idiot.
I am an idiot. No, you're not, Harvey.
Well, I am emotionally.
Like, I need to know that I'm fighting for something
worth fighting for, at least.
All I can tell you is that I liked where it was going in Corsica.
Like, I don't want to commit to something...
But I don't even want to progress with anything in London
if I don't know you have feelings there.
To me, we've spent enough time together to know
if I like you or not.
Yeah, I think I do. Yeah.
I think so.
Yeah, I want to explore it.
I want to continue what we left off, I guess.
I want to see that you put in the effort,
and you don't say that you care,
you show me that you care.
Wait, so where actually is Robbie today?
He's just started his first day at his work placement.
As a full-on lawyer? Yes.
Oh, my God. Yeah, like a trainee.
Like, I'm so proud of him. Good for him. I know, me too.
Er, Freddy I've got a bit of a bone to pick with ya.
Robbie told me that you are planning on inviting Geronimo to London.
You or Robbie don't have to go anywhere near Geronimo.
We can stay - when I'm with him, we can stay apart.
But I just don't think you understand the gravity
of the situation. I probably don't.
If Geronimo was to turn up any time soon,
then I don't know where it would leave me and Robbie,
because we are so fractured right now.
You need to uninvite him. He is coming, I can't uninvite him.
Is he actually coming? He is coming.
Geronimo's coming? Geronimo's coming.
Why don't you take your arse to Paris?
It's all too soon right now.
And, respectfully, like, I don't want Geronimo in my space.
What would you do if Robbie...
So Geronimo comes to London, and then, Robbie gets tempted -
as he does, we all know that - and then, he goes and sees Geronimo,
like, what would then happen? I mean...
..it could be the end of our relationship.
So, basically, I've got a dilemma to either, basically...
No, basically you say no.
He's not coming.
I do feel severely uncomfortable.
Oh, I can handle it. Like, I don't know what to do with myself.
Have you and Inga - I presume no-one's said "hello".
No, like I've tried to sus...
The vibe. ..the vibe.
Hello. And I've been replaced.
Don't say that. Stop it. No, I have been.
I feel slightly like, I'll just say it, cos fuck having smalltalk.
Erm, the other day in the Bluebird, it was a bit...
It felt very odd, to be honest, from my side.
And we're mates, and that's why I feel I can say this to you.
But I don't understand how it's gone from you supporting Inga so much,
to now back to being really best mates with Yas,
and no contact with Inga.
And after you left, I suddenly went, "What the fuck has just happened?"
I think people are also allowed to change their minds.
But you've picked a side without realising you've done it, like,
there was no sides to be had.
I think it's a bit naive of Inga to think we'll all just hang out,
though, I don't think that's realistic.
I don't think she thinks that.
She's gone through a break-up and, amongst this group of friends,
it's very easy to feel like you're the one left out.
And I think for her, unfortunately, she does feel left out,
like, to be perfectly honest, she's been sitting round
the corner by herself. She doesn't want to stand here in front of
you guys snogging each other, all that sort of shit.
If she was around, I wouldn't be snogging Sam.
I watched you guys holding hands behind your back like.
When? I would never do that... Literally outside.
I didn't do that in front of Inga. She was right behind me.
You have caused a lot of issues for a lot of friendships.
Sam, Tristan, they're business partners, no longer friends.
Inga and Ruby are no longer friends.
To be perfectly honest, Rube, I'm worried for you, I don't want
you to have untrustworthy people in your friendship group.
Because I care about you a lot, I really do. No, I know.
You're my best mate, and I don't want to see you get hurt or fucked
over by someone who's caused way too many problems for other people.
That is how I feel.
Fair enough.
I'm going to go outside.
I like your shoes, mate. Thanks, mate.
These are a bit you, aren't they? Not quite there,
but you're getting there.
You're the kind of guy that'd get cool trainers, then lace them up
so unbelievably tight... Gotta be able to move fast.
What happens if something happens, I've gotta run away quickly?
Well, I dunno, that could be the case.
Hey. Oh, hey, man. Good to see you man.
You all right? Hard to get hold of this guy.
It's not hard to get hold of me at all.
How are you, good? Yeah, good. Good, man, good to see you.
Good to see you man. Listen, I'll leave you guys to it,
you got some stuff to iron out. Some bones. A few bones.
What does that mean? "Hard to get hold of me?"
It is hard to get hold of you.
I've got a phone. It hasn't rung.
Over the phone, I have tried to get in contact with you,
you can't deny that. Are you coming on front foot at me?
No, I'm not... It sounds like it, I'll get riled up quite quickly.
But let's be honest, I have tried to call you multiple times.
Well done, Sam, you have tried to call me a few times.
And I have sent messages to you, that's the truth of it. Yeah.
But we haven't had a face-to-face conversation. No, and that's why
I wanted to catch you here today. What happened in Corsica,
I am extremely sorry about that.
I mean that from the bottom of my heart. I do mean that.
Mate, the last thing I said to you before I left Corsica was,
"Look after Yas."
You said, "Yeah, mate, I'll take good care of her."
And that's why I do feel awful about what I've done. I do.
I also hear from her that you made it abundantly clear that
you thought I didn't care for her.
I didn't believe that you truly liked her.
It's not for you to decide that, it's for me to decide that,
and for you to see how happy I was.
I hadn't smiled that much in fucking years.
I think it's an ego thing.
I think it's hurt your ego the fact this has happened.
No. You have hurt my feelings. It's not about my fucking ego.
What I personally believe currently, I feel like, honestly,
I feel like you're milking the situation. Milking it?
Why the fuck would I want to talk about this?
I don't think you were into her. That's not for you to think, mate!
It's for me to think! Your actions don't show,
"Hey, I really was into her." My actions?
I was literally all over her for three weeks, I fuck off for
two days, you're in bed with her - how could I possibly prove that
I wasn't into her then? How does that make sense to you?
It looked like a summer fling. A summer fling?!
Also, you two weren't going for dinners... Oh, cos we didn't go for
dinners cos I brought you with me, cos you were crying at home?
I don't respect her? Not true. Not true.
I just...I just can't look at you the same way.
You don't do that to someone you fucking respect.
You don't do that, and that's not the kind of person
I want to be close with. Sam.
Now we're in a fucking pickle here, cos we're business partners,
and I also let you into my life on so many different elements.
I am fucking so sorry for what I did, and I mean that.
How do we - I don't...
How do we move on?
I don't know.
I want people in my life I can trust, and I can respect.
And, at the moment, you're not one of those people.
I feel like you're moving mad at the moment, mate.
This guy is not coming to our wedding.
You are going to be the one telling him.
It's from me. James.
I don't know how to say this to you. What is this?
I like hanging out with you. I like hanging out with you, too.
We don't actually hook up. It's a flirtatious friendship.
In any other world where Tristan didn't exist,
we'd have gone on a date, at least, wouldn't we?
I was on my socials, and Sam's liking some of my stuff.
Don't do this to her, she doesn't fucking deserve it.
You made me look like such an idiot.
What do you want to do?
Harvey has made it much more clear that he does like me.
Hello, Lauren, how are you? We go way back, don't we?
We go way back. Yeah, we do indeed. Had a date or two.
Are you seeing anyone right now? I'm single.
So, I haven't tried your beer, I need to try it.
You need to, yeah.
TEARFULLY: I have never been treated so badly by a guy in my life!
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