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I have to run home and change.

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Lets just not go.

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I'm leaving now.

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Five minutes, five more minutes.

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Pssst!

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They know you'r here.

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Don't go back to sleep.

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I won't.

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Selamat pagi.

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Pagi.

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You know what shakespear
said about punctuality?

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Better three hours too early,
then one minute too late.

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My hand was on the door on time.

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So here we are, at
the end of it all

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I've done what I can for you, now you
have to go out and think on your own

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time to fly or die.

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Still defending
Aristóteles, Mr. Zimit.

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Up or down.0 or 1. True
or false. Fly or die.

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You'r a slave to binary
logic, you know that?

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Logic, being?

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The science of reason.

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Or more precisely?

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The power of the mind
to form judgment

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based on strict
principles of validity.

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Logic...

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Remains after 10,000 years
of the human experience,

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the best way to get
through the day.

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Though it still doesn't
do much for you at night.

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Oh, right. I've read a great
line in bed last night

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I was going to mention this.

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Philosophy is to real life,
as masturbation is to sex.

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At least you're reading.

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That brings up an
interesting point though

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wether philosophy makes any difference
to help people actually live.

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I mean, Mr. Zimit would
you say that most people

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who never study
philosophy do Ok in life?

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I couln't give a monkey's, wether
most people do Ok in life.

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I mean according to who's
vapid creed, is doing Ok?

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"The definition of a
meaningfull existance?"

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If we really want to
talk about most people..

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Most people are waddling
through their days

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stuffing cheese puffs
down their gullets,

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Most people are so mush brains

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they have no hope of solving
of the intricate problems

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they come up against
as adult human beings

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most people by the age of 40 have
turn into blubbering nutters

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at least on the inside.

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Fortunatly, you're
not "Most people".

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So for you, theres a chance to

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clear apart through the
muck of the world.

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And see ahead to the
deep truth of things.

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Which is why we
spent the last year

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strengthening your mind
with the same tools

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used by some of the
best brains in history.

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Descartes, Newton, Wittgenstein,
to explore in the imagination

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what they were constraint from
exploring in the physical world.

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Do we feel like recaping some of
our favorite thought experiments?

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The infinite monkey theorem.

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The infinite monkey theorem...

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the classic way to wrap your head
around the concept of "infinity".

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Which is so endless that if you
put a monkey at a typewriter

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and let him bang
away at it forever,

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he'll eventually, almost surely.
Completly randomly

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type out the entire play
of Hamlet, word for word.

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I mean, the odds are nanoscale but he's
gonna hit all the rights keys on a row

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on any given day, but over
the strech of eternity

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across time, without any limit

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every event has some

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actual mathematical probabilty
of really happening.

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Who else?

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I like the trolley problem.

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An out of control trolley car
is speeding towards 5 people

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tied to a track

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but, you can pull a lever

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and make the trolley
swerve into another track

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where only 1 person is
going to get run down.

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Should you do it?

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If your being utilitarian
about it, you can argue

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that you did the right thing
letting 1 person die to save 5.

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But what if the situation
was slightly different?

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This time there's no lever
to make the trolley swerve

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but theres an obese man
standing next to the track

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and you calculate that
he wheights just enough

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to derail the trolley.

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Do you push him in front of it?

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Absolutly not!

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How's it less acceptable
than the first version?

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You'r still sacrificing
1 person to save 5.

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They're both wrong.

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Don't be fool by the arithmetic

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it's murder, eithir way.

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Anyone else?

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The ignorant bliss paradox.

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You're hanging off the
highest tower in Yakarta

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it's a thousand foot
drop to your death

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so you call your three
best friends for help

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they rush out to save you

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but they're afraid if they try to pull you
up, they might be yanked over themselves

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so they step back.

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You fall...

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and live.

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But do you wish you never tested
your friends, in the first place?

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Since now you know you
can't count on them

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when it's a matter
of life or death.

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Would it be better if you stayed
ignorant of what their truly good for

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and gone on being
friend forever?

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I'd wanna know the truth

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cut your loses, and walk on.
You'll find other friends.

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You'll fall off other towers.

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The good news is:

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although we're about
to part ways.

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Not one of you leaves here, lacking the
credentials to thrive in the world

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your all well equipped,
to push on to university

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and become happy,
energetic members

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of a post industrial
twenty-first century society.

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On the other hand. What if
that society ceases to exist?

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What if your credentials don't
mean what you expected?

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And your expectations
mean nothing at all?

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I know it's hard to
concieve of everything

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you'ved based your plans on, being
wiped away at a single stroke

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but I'ts happened before
and it can happen again

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so let's say things do change

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I propose one last
good ancan experiment

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a final thought experiment, for
our final session together.

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Something on a grand
scale, something juicy.

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Let's invision a
global cataclysm

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in the event of which,
how do you survive?

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Uh, the last day of
the year is you know

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traditionally sort of a chill
experience for seniors

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this is starting to
feel, not so chill.

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Uh, the last day of the year
is traditionally, you now

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still a day which I
can fail seniors.

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Or at least knock them
down a letter grade

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for refusing to participate.

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That's what the
academic handbook says.

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But what kind of cataclysm
are we talking about?

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Gamma ray burst, Pandemic,
Erupting super volcano,

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a sudden shift in the earth
axis rotation, gray goo?

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Hang on chips, we'll get there.

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But is it biological? Geological?
Thermal nuclear? Meteorological?

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Let's go old school, say Atomic.

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Ready? Set.

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Think...

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Definetly radiological
and heading this way.

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Sorry, what are we
doing in Prambanan?

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Field trip.

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Listen up everyone.
We're going to have to

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take shelter here in
this reinforced bunker.

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You see the problem.

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We're a group of 21 but the
bunker is only built for 10.

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So we'll share a beds
and ration supplies.

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Can't be done. Let
me show you why.

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You can't share oxygen, every cubic
centimeter of breathable air in here

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once the outer door is seal, comes
from these compressed tanks

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this place has been enginered

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to support 10 people for 1 year

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even 1 person more
means, death by hypoxia.

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If you try to cram anyone
else in, you'll asphyxiate.

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The temperature of an impact
point is ten million degrees

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we have maybe an hour before the
wind starts dropping fallout.

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This is a radiological event
thats global in scope

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to live through it, we'll have to
spend a full year inside this bunker

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which is equipped with a generator and
fuel supply to keep it running that long

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which means you have to decide

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whos valuable enough to
expend limited resources on.

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I stipulate the existance of
1,000 bunkers around the world

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times 10 occupants per bunker,
that's a gene pool of 10,000 people

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to reboot the human race with.

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I'm sorry, are you saying we are suppose
to choose who goes in the bunker and

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who stays out and dies? Becouse if
that's the experiment I'm not doing it.

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Well, you have to.

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I won't. It's repulsive.

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It's the sort of pseudo-science

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a gang of Nazis would have dreamt
up in a big garden, circa 1939.

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This isn't a eugenics experiment

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the goal isn't to
improve the human race

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the goal is to save
the human race.

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Which means, a commitment to reason
no matter how much it hurts.

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I decline.

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Then we'll be 20 rather than
21 to whittle down to 10.

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When the hot particles
of nuclear fallout

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burn through your skin
and your organs start

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shutting down through
radiation poisoning, ..

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Try not to scream.

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Well, I suppose I'm in.

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I'm sorry but this one
is not for me, so...

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the thing about an A+, as
far as semester grades go

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it's more than rare, it's
practically mythological.

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And an A+ in philosophy, there's never been
one in the history of this department.

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So I have to ask, How
does it feel knowing

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you could've been the first, if only
you hadn't walked out the door?

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Bribery is not my very
favorite form of negotiation.

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Then what about sympathy?

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Let's say if you leave
someone else pays.

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The difference between
an A+ and an A

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won't change your life,
but for example, James?

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A grade that drops
form a B-to a c+

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that might actually disturb the good
people at Cornell admission's office.

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You'll risk a faculty
review, to keep me here?

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I'm a rationalist.

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I know I need the best student
in the room, to stay in the room

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if I want a thought expirement

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to yield it's sharpest result.

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This is one rude "goodbye", you
could've just bought us pastries.

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I don't have a problem
with an atomic holocaust.

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That's the spirit.

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We are pioneers of the
mind in this classroom

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scholars and philosphers

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so, this is how
it's going to work

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you'll each choose at random
a card from inside this box

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on each card there
is a profession

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based on that profession, your
colleagues are going to make decisions

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concerning your
bunker worthiness.

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James was last one into the room

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I designate you, first
one into the experiment

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we'll make a punctual man out
of you, one way or the other.

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00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,050
Isn't punctuality the
virtue of the lonely?

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So, who are we? James?

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I am an organic farmer.

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I'm a structural engineer.

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Real state agent.

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I'm a carpenter.

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I'm an opera singer.

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I'm a hedgefront manager.

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I'm a harpist.

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I'm an Austronaut.

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I'm a Phd in chemistry.

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I'm an electrician.

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I'm a wine auctianeer.

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I'm an orthopetic surgeon.

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I'm a house keeper.

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I'm a fashion designer.

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I'm a gelato maker.

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I'm a zoo-ologist.

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I'm a psycho therapist,

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I'm a soldier.

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I'm a United States senator.

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I'm a published poet.

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You would have never have
voted him into the bunker

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what does a poet bring to
the table in the world

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we are facing, his skillset was
the definition of useless.

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00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,329
That doesn't mean you
had to kill him.

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00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:33,206
Was it any crueler than letting an
atomic cloud peel his skin off?

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00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,044
Do you not see the weather?

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And do you really imagine he was
just going to sit on a rock

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and wait to be scorched?

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If you hadn't voted in a slot

248
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,531
he would have killed
you to get in.

249
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,087
How can you know that?

250
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,481
Your still not locking on the
conditions of the excercise

251
00:18:50,511 --> 00:18:52,312
you have a brutally short
window to calculate,

252
00:18:52,325 --> 00:18:54,087
who deserves a slot
on your bunker.

253
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,806
Your one tool: logic.

254
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:57,920
The variables?

255
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,401
Your skill sets as indicated
on the cards you chosen.

256
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:04,491
Other than that, you are in the thought
experiment as you are in real life.

257
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,242
James, name your
best characteristic.

258
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,526
I'm a pacifist.

259
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,369
So he is a pacifist
in our experiment

260
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,520
it was close call

261
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,289
between two people
of different gender

262
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,528
preference always
goes to the girl.

263
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,408
Becouse child bearing becomes
job?1 after the apocalypse.

264
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,688
Who are you in this experiment?

265
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:28,601
I am the wild card. A person
whose skillset you don't know

266
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,326
so you have to assest wether
it's worth keeping me around

267
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,963
you might learn something from
me, that you need to survive.

268
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,326
Sounds inconsistent.

269
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,881
Well then for now just think of me
as the chap who enforces the rules.

270
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,686
I'm an orthopedic surgeon. Which is ever
better than being a regular doctor,

271
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,041
'couse I specialize in
fixing broken bones

272
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,690
which I expect we'll have many

273
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,811
I provide excellent value, so it's
hard to invision not voting me in.

274
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,361
All agreed?

275
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,761
So, I'm a harpist.

276
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,768
It's rather worse than that.
Your a harpist without a harp.

277
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,560
Is that really the
measure of a man?

278
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,327
Wether or not he has his harp
with him, post-cataclysm.

279
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,970
But even if you had a harp,

280
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,921
as far as the survival of the species
goes, harp playing is not crucial

281
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:22,006
so who votes to give
Russell a slot?

282
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,441
Fuck it.

283
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,367
Zoo-ology just ins't a
skillset we absolutly need

284
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,561
we all know about animals.

285
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,490
A carpenter is basic, how can
we not have a carpenter?

286
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,409
If we are going to
repair broken equipment

287
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,971
we obviously need
an electrician.

288
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,367
I don't really know what a
wine auctioneer even does.

289
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,285
A fashion designer? Beatrice,
I wish I could say yes,

290
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,131
but how would what you know
about clothes help us survive?

291
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:01,848
Nelson, you're such a good guy but
your a housekeeper, it's low value.

292
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,167
Omosede is a senator.
She knows the law.

293
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,607
She knows how to negotiate,
she knows how to lead.

294
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,370
James is an organic farmer

295
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,926
if we cant grow food,
we can't live.

296
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:15,290
A gelatto maker is lovely,
truly lovely, but that's it.

297
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,765
A real state agent, in a world

298
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,809
with no more houses
to buy or sell?

299
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,928
Look I always wanted to
be an austrounaut but I

300
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,804
don't think we'll be sending
ships into space any time soon.

301
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,891
Jack has a phd in chemistry, that's
vital in a thousand different ways.

302
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,126
We'll need a mental
health proffesional

303
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,971
in a world where we are all going to be
traumatize for the rest of our lifes.

304
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,206
A hedge front manager

305
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,529
it will be like giving
a slot to a vampire.

306
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,086
A structural engineer
means we can rebuild

307
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,168
houses, Bridges, dams..

308
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,409
What does a soldier contribute
except ways to kill people?

309
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,085
Ways to keep the
peace, of course.

310
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,089
An opera singer is essential

311
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,606
for entertaiment, for
relaxation, for inspiration.

312
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,285
What does Mr. Zimit bring?

313
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,648
The answer is, we don't know.

314
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:59,245
He self identifies as the wild
card, it's too big a risk.

315
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:03,530
I think we can survive without an
opera singer, at best it's a luxery.

316
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,163
Mr. Zimit is bringing some kind of
secret utility, that can really matter.

317
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,847
I would rather have the chance
to win big than win small.

318
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,240
All in favor of giving
Mr. Zimit the last slot.

319
00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,326
We're going to be cooped up for a whole
year, let's take 5 minutes and be alone.

320
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,685
I found these in a stream,
should I bring them?

321
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,165
Thanks for staying to save me.

322
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,043
What makes you think
I stayed for you?

323
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,011
Well I think you stayed to
save me from getting a "C".

324
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,081
You can't live without me.

325
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,163
They din't want to face the
agony of death by radiation

326
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,321
they asked me to help.

327
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,803
I don't want him in
the bunker with us.

328
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:02,000
Listen, I'm going to try
some hydroponic gardening

329
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,960
while we're locked
in for the year.

330
00:25:05,815 --> 00:25:07,695
Maybe get some fresh
vitamins in our own system

331
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,006
instead of just the
freeze dried stuff.

332
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:13,330
So, if everybody could
take a quick look around

333
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,680
and bring in whatever
plants or herbs you find

334
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,801
that'd be a big help.

335
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:02,521
Better three hours too early,
than one minute too late.

336
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,331
Is everybody Ok?

337
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,566
We never saw the bathroom.

338
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,681
There's no condoms.

339
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,765
Sex isn't for fun anymore.

340
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,086
Come look at this.

341
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,446
It's a retreat space to take
the edge of cabin fever

342
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,681
artiificial garden, phototherapy

343
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,123
day bed, all to help
aliviate deppression.

344
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,242
I could live through
a year in a bunker

345
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:05,171
I could find the fields, I
could rebuild the world

346
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:13,205
I can do anything. As
long as your with me.

347
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,241
It's a lie, there
is no exit code.

348
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:44,641
Let's find out. No, no, no!

349
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,121
You'll flood us with
rediation if it opens.

350
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,890
What if we do need
a code to get out?

351
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,161
Well, we're going have to live through
the year not knowing the answer to that.

352
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,927
Can I point out, that
isntead of writing down

353
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,530
he was the only one
who had the code

354
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,681
he could've just
written down the code.

355
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,448
- Meaning? - He was
only taunting us.

356
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,644
He knew it'd be a riddle gnawing
at our brains for 12 months

357
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,361
I'm not sure about that.

358
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,600
Why would a bunker need
a code to get out?

359
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,166
Security precaution

360
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,680
to prevent someone opening the door too
early, without realizing it would kill us.

361
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,410
He woudln't bury us in here

362
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,601
maybe he would.

363
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,168
We did do the dirty on
him and lock him out.

364
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,000
364 days till we
know whos right.

365
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,047
It wasn't what you'Ed
call a heavenly year.

366
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,003
Life in a bunker on the wrong
side of an atomic apocalypse

367
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,371
is no Joy, under the
best of circumstances.

368
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,601
But it's far worse.

369
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,087
When your there, brooding
over the calendar

370
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:05,401
wondering if the end of your first agony,
will be the beginning of your next.

371
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,843
Without the exit code,
there was no getting out

372
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,970
every idea the mind could
spit up was tried.

373
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,447
Beginning with the
bunker's small armory.

374
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:27,089
It was all in vain. The emotional
instead of rational calculus

375
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,044
used to deny the one person
a slot in the bunker

376
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,686
who as it turns out

377
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:38,003
could have got everyone safely out again,
was now producing it's inescaple result.

378
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,687
Eventually the last
container of food

379
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,407
from the last storage bin,
was cooked and served.

380
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,369
No proper meals followed,

381
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:19,487
only scraps of nourishment
from any source available.

382
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,289
Then came an unexpected death

383
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:37,971
a brain aneurysm.

384
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,890
Not a medical examiner
was present to say so

385
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,206
brought on by acute
mental anguish.

386
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,729
Those who couln't bear what
they done to stay alive

387
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:21,529
or what horrors they had to look forward
to, until they die, asked for help.

388
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,766
And then, finally,
the oxygen supply

389
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,611
which had lasted several
weeks longer than a year

390
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:35,403
becouse there had been only 9 people in the
bunker, instead of 10, dribbled to a halt

391
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,321
hyphoxia followed and
then it was all done.

392
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,201
Charming.

393
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:00,607
I was eaten.

394
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,523
I'm a little dubious about
only you knowing the exit code

395
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,051
it's quite coincidental.

396
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:11,240
Einstein said "coincidence it's just
God's way of staying Anonymous."

397
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,365
So God gave you the code?

398
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:18,407
I stipulated I was the wild card,
wich you get in any random sampling.

399
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,126
Your job was to include
or exclude me based

400
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:24,210
on what you din't know
about me, you chose wrong.

401
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:31,727
Becouse what you din't know about
me, is I'm a bunker builder

402
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,970
with the indonisian
defense department

403
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,084
as a matter of fact, I built
the bunker you just died in.

404
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,200
So it's no surprise I knew the exit code,
since I keyed it into the system myself.

405
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,960
Don't worry about it you'll do
better in the next iteration.

406
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,206
Next iteration?

407
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:07,961
Mont Bromo.

408
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,245
New iteration: new location.

409
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:16,845
But we still have a bunker and
we still have an apocalypse.

410
00:38:49,134 --> 00:38:50,495
Everything is in
one piece inside.

411
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,090
So how would it be any
different this time?

412
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,965
Theres always another
Angle to any experiment

413
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,286
and you saw going in

414
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,649
no one in the world is define
only by his or her skillset

415
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,444
theres always more to the story

416
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,763
check the inside of your card

417
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,804
hold on, one at a time.

418
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:10,921
I'm an organic farmer.
Who is gay.

419
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:13,680
Thats not going to win votes.

420
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,729
- Why not? - Becouse
we're stepping things up

421
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,722
every bunker around the world
is now required to get

422
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,280
at least one pregnancy
in the works.

423
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:24,723
Preferably, produce a healthy baby during
the course of the year's confiment.

424
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,046
That still doesn't answer my
question. I'm a farmer, I'm gay.

425
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,520
No big deal, I still know
what I know about farming

426
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,328
and I can still sleep
with a girl to get her

427
00:39:34,341 --> 00:39:36,120
pregnant, if that's what
your talking about.

428
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:40,370
I still have the right equipment
so, whoever wants to vote for me?

429
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:52,209
I'm an orthopedic surgeon, who
on a trip to Uganda last week

430
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,005
"foot doctors without borders"
was exposed to the Ebola virus

431
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,202
may or may not be on the verge of a
full blown ebola hemorrhagic fever.

432
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:05,569
That's a puzzler, do you
risk a slot on a doctor

433
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:09,961
could save your life, if she
doesn't drop dead next week.

434
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,569
Or who could just as easily
infect you with the virus

435
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,921
that will exterminate
the whole bunker.

436
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,009
I highly doubt I contracted the
disease, I'm sure I'll be fine

437
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,240
all in favor of going through
the apocalypse with healthcare?

438
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,562
I don't think thats
logical decision macking.

439
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,807
I think it's irrational
surrender to fear mongering.

440
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,208
I won't be leaving here with warm
memories of you, becouse of this.

441
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,328
I don't care, how warm
your memories of me are

442
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:10,930
I only care wether I streched your
brain to their largest possible size.

443
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,008
Your a mean bean Mr. Zimit.

444
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:17,320
And pardon me for saying but somedays
your logic reeks of bullshit.

445
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,361
Next.

446
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,645
I'm a hedge front manager

447
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,481
who becouse of a phobia
about armageddon

448
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,052
always travels with 5
million dollars worth of

449
00:41:35,065 --> 00:41:37,527
diamonds, zaphiries, gold
and platnium in hand

450
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,245
and unlike paper money it holds
it's value during war or famine

451
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,885
on a cataclysm like this.

452
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:50,169
Plus shes a girl.
She has girl parts.

453
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:56,887
Chips, you're up.

454
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,527
I'm a carpenter.

455
00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:04,528
Um, Sterile... cool.

456
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,688
Atomic war is going to
flatten everything, right?

457
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,253
So, we're going to need
to build new houses,

458
00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:12,409
lawns and sheds with
our bare hands.

459
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,443
Everything is going to be made
out of wood for a century

460
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,686
that takes expertise

461
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,441
I'm voting for Chips.

462
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,641
Thanks, James.

463
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:30,410
I am a structural engineer, who
is also an electrical engineer.

464
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,681
Hard to argue with that

465
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,251
I'm an electrician.

466
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,606
Who has fibrodysplasia
ossificans progressiva

467
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,840
it's a very rare disease of the
connective tissue. A mutation.

468
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,041
Every time I fall down
or bump into something

469
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,891
wherever I hurt myself turns
to bone on the inside

470
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,451
in the end I'll
ossifice all over

471
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:04,164
I'll be a statue under my skin.
I'll only be able to move my lips.

472
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:10,004
Andy, I'm sorry mate,
but that's not so good.

473
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:15,126
We let you in the first time so you could
help get the electrical grid working but

474
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,091
if your all turn to bone.

475
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,160
You'r not going to be able to
climb the transmission towers

476
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,044
or even walk.

477
00:43:23,855 --> 00:43:24,895
I could be really carefull

478
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,048
and try not to bump into
things for a few years.

479
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,081
Sounds like a losing battle.

480
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,570
Also, your no treat
for the gene pool.

481
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,811
Petra's extra degree in
electrical engineering

482
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,125
means your skillset as an
electrician won't be much missed.

483
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,924
What's going on? We
already had our blast.

484
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:51,921
This is worse than before.

485
00:43:53,495 --> 00:43:55,375
We are in the middle of
an atomic free for fall

486
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:59,200
we better wrap this up. Poppy.

487
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,287
I'm a psychotherapist,
though it's true

488
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,164
I had a histerectomy
at the age of 12

489
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,564
due to pediatric overian cancer.

490
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,890
So you can't have kids?

491
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,563
I'm a zoo-ologist and I
blog at night for Peta.

492
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,970
Well there are no more zoos
and no more computers...

493
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,091
there are still animals

494
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,722
Vivian, we are at the dividing line
between survival and anihalation.

495
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,447
What do you have to offer
after the bombs stop falling?

496
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,531
I'm a Phd in chemistry,
who won the genetic lotto

497
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,804
so I won't get, heart
disease, lung disease.

498
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,604
Joint disease or brain disease.

499
00:44:48,374 --> 00:44:50,575
Barring a knife to the neck
or stepping into quick sand

500
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:54,764
I will live to the age of 103 without any
serious physical ailment or impediment.

501
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,290
I'm a real state agent
but also a midwife

502
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,646
a male midwife?

503
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,204
Yeah, a male midwife, sexist.

504
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,170
We lost our doctor, we need
someone who can deliver babies

505
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,323
how can we not vote for midwife?

506
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:18,006
I'm a gelato maker. That's it.

507
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:23,406
Theres nothing on the
inside of my card.

508
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:24,767
All agaisnt.

509
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,282
I'm an opera singer, so
I speak seven langueges

510
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,926
we'll need to be able to
communicate with survivers

511
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,690
from other bunkers
around the world.

512
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:46,886
There's something else.

513
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:51,564
But, why does the inside
of my card say two things?

514
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:52,881
And mine said none?

515
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,123
Must be a typo, keep going.

516
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,683
In three years I'll
develop throat cancer

517
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,125
and if theres no hospital

518
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,931
and no doctor to take out the
tumor, I'll lose my voice

519
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:13,246
I won't be able to sing or speak

520
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,651
even though the cancer will
stop just short of killing me.

521
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:30,288
I'm a wine auctioneer.
I have an I. Q of 200.

522
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:31,646
I'm voting for Mitzie.

523
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,006
Your voting for everyone

524
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,605
shes litterally a genius.

525
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:36,524
I'ts less Impressive
than it sounds

526
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:39,208
a wine auctioneer
who test well is...

527
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:45,405
not a must have for saving
civilization, I'm sorry Mitz.

528
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,601
I'm a fashion designer

529
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:50,008
who created a hit line of womens
wear out of bamboo cashmier.

530
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,926
So I'm a left brain, right
brain success story.

531
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,687
Insignificant. All agaisnt?

532
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:02,650
I'm a harpist, with an
autism spectrum disorder.

533
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,964
I'm a United States senator

534
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,809
who would have become the best female
cheif justice of the supreme court

535
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,486
and the most effective American
jurist in the generation.

536
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,808
I'm a soldier with a
document eidetic memory

537
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,608
the army has me on tape reciting the
first 92 thousand decimal places of Pi.

538
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:24,042
I'm a housekeeper, who is
such a good and kind person

539
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,321
that the angels will
bow their heads

540
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,011
as I walk through the gates
of heaven, if heaven exist.

541
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,768
And if not, I'm just a
nice guy who clean rooms.

542
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:33,641
Are we seriously
considering this?

543
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,161
We need more boys.

544
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:36,800
He is a house keeper.

545
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,366
No nation suceeds without
the strong working class

546
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,084
he's strong, I say we
let in some strenght.

547
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,121
I'm a published poet who...

548
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,411
I'm afraid his slot is for me.

549
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,970
Why would we give it to you now?

550
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,010
We never got the
exit code from him

551
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:31,971
we still need what he knows.

552
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:41,210
Give me the keys to
the truck, now, now!

553
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:45,963
I intent to outrun these blasts, I
have room for passagers is up to you!

554
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:34,727
Move! Move! Move!

555
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,444
Petra, Petra, pleaser.
Petra, please stop!

556
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:21,681
Petra, pleaser!

557
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,801
What happened?

558
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:31,527
I walked in on James and Jack.

559
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:33,961
James and Jack?

560
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,644
This is how I am
now, you know that.

561
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,240
But with Jack?

562
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,562
Yeah the rules are, except for
what's written on the cards we are.

563
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,763
In the thought experiment
what we are in real life

564
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:48,761
I din't know

565
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,160
my boyfriend was over from Cambridge
in Christmas, you met him.

566
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,531
I thought that was your cousin.

567
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,561
My cousin?

568
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,087
I misunderstood for some
reason, I apologize.

569
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:22,761
You Ok?

570
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,088
At least James can still
be your baby daddy.

571
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,731
We can still procreate with him.

572
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:44,524
I'm not sure about that.

573
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,761
I'm just not sure I feel right
about sleeping with a girl

574
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,000
for me, it'd be unatural.

575
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,847
And for the survival of the
speicies you couln't fake it?

576
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,201
Which you said you would.

577
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:58,687
Should I have to?

578
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:04,486
I mean do we really understand
what the bigguer picture is?

579
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,331
Maybe by not procreating I'm
helping the species to survive

580
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:14,367
or even, evolve in some complicated
way we can't understand.

581
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:18,326
Evolve, by not procreating?

582
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,083
Maybe this a good time to go
over how we are going to pair up

583
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:30,246
we need to get a pregnancy
going as fast as we can

584
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,927
and the arithmatic on six males and four
females, doesn't leave many options.

585
00:53:36,152 --> 00:53:37,912
First of all, Bonnie and
Plum are both having

586
00:53:37,925 --> 00:53:39,608
their periods, so
they're out for now.

587
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,644
How did you know I'm
having my period?

588
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,367
I'm a midwife. I can tell.

589
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,570
And I think Omosede has
her eye on Nelson,

590
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:52,201
so they're paired up.

591
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:55,651
Does that sound Ok to you?

592
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:00,327
Lovely.

593
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,524
Which leaves Petra,
who's ovulating

594
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:09,242
and for sperm donation
is Mr. Zimit.

595
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:12,887
What?

596
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,121
Well you said you were
out on principle.

597
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,401
Jack might still be
willing to pitch in?

598
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:38,163
So Jack is out. Nelson is already spoken
for. Chips is unfurtanetly Sterile.

599
00:54:38,575 --> 00:54:40,535
And sleeping across religios
lines isnt forbbiden

600
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,689
per say, in my faith but

601
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:49,490
sleeping with a partner whos
not otherwise chased, is.

602
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:53,646
Which leaves Mr. Zimit.

603
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,250
We do need to multiply.

604
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,441
What, right now?

605
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,121
Petra?

606
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,280
Petra, just because I don't
want to sleep with you anymore

607
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,203
doesn't mean I don't
love you anymore.

608
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:40,601
It's not working

609
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:44,721
what's not working?

610
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:48,926
Four women in prime physical
condition, ten weeks of intercouse

611
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,564
no pregnancies.
Something's not right.

612
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,204
We're ten of the
last people on earth

613
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:58,761
we're stuck in a bunker

614
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,082
and we're under the
influence of an atomic war

615
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,489
that for some unknown reason,
keeps going on and on

616
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,686
the stress alone is enough
to stop Conception.

617
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:12,882
The uteros ins't stupid,
it knows what it's doing

618
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,527
evidently it still
needs some help.

619
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,000
I don't like the sound of that.

620
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,204
Do you really still not see it?

621
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,129
We're not here just
to save ourselves

622
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,807
we're here to make sure
that human life continues

623
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,286
reproducing is our
highest priority

624
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,291
multiple partners for the girls

625
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,811
and this time all of the boys
are going to have to contribute

626
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,285
to maximize our odds.

627
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,880
No matter how much one
of them doesn't like it.

628
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,721
We are pushing logic
hard to try to survive

629
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:55,208
we are extreme philosophers becouse
we have big problems to solve

630
00:58:56,760 --> 00:59:00,367
but philosophy isn't morality
and even logic has it's limit

631
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:05,203
so let me explain this to you.

632
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,971
You will not force me,
to be with any boy

633
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,687
other than the one I want to be with
or different boys on different nights.

634
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,687
If you try. I will kill you.

635
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:56,086
Get up! Get up, all of you!
Out! Out.

636
00:59:56,480 --> 01:00:01,247
Out! All of you, out! Not you.

637
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,408
Go! Now! Move!

638
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:24,804
Human beings were built
with a design flaw

639
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:31,009
we believe what we feel
rather than what is

640
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:35,011
which means that the weaker
minded among us are...

641
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:40,725
easily suede by impassioned arguments.
Even when they're very bad ideas

642
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,486
I wont have you debating
us into extinction.

643
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:52,647
I'll say what I want, if you
don't like it, shoot me.

644
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,001
No!

645
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:44,731
One more round?
We can do better!

646
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:54,168
I have a question. Why
did you cough before?

647
01:02:56,175 --> 01:02:57,175
What?

648
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:01,410
Right after I picked my card you
had a sort of. . Coughing fit.

649
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:06,887
And you had another one right
after Petra picked hers.

650
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:15,011
You haven't coughed since
it's... It's curious.

651
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:18,881
I took a cough drop.

652
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,048
I din't notice, and I've
been looking right at you

653
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:15,888
it has secret compartments,
it's like a magicians box.

654
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:20,730
These all say the same thing.

655
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:24,290
Organic farmer, whos gay

656
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:36,605
that's why you had me go first

657
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,683
so any card I picked would
have been the same.

658
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:47,404
Then you switched them out
so any card Petra picked

659
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:48,567
would have been the same

660
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,244
then you switch in all the
random cards for everybody else

661
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,163
first you made me important

662
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:58,285
by making me a farmer

663
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,883
then you made me irrelevant
by making me gay.

664
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,371
Which is relevant and
awesome if it's real but

665
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:12,646
why rig it? Just to cut
me out of the gene pool?

666
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:18,251
I get that you never though I
was smart enough for your class

667
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,848
does it really offend you
that much that I'm here?

668
01:05:25,774 --> 01:05:27,615
Becouse that's one seriously
demented vandetta

669
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:30,041
agaisnt one harmlessly
mediocre student.

670
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,006
You remember the anegree
of Plató's cave?

671
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:40,161
Yeah.

672
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:41,800
Sum it up.

673
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:47,521
A person lives his entire life
from when he is a little kid

674
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:50,803
chained to a wall inside a cave,
were all he ever sees are shadows

675
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:52,365
and all he ever hears are echoes

676
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:57,805
so. . He assumes thats what reality
really looks like and sounds like

677
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:03,767
then one day he is
unchained and he

678
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:05,325
realizes there were bodies
casting the shadows

679
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,084
and voices making the echoes

680
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:14,440
his whole idea of what was
real was just an illusion.

681
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:24,650
That sounds a bit like you.

682
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:33,327
Only in your case, chained
by privilage and good luck

683
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:37,401
watching shadows of
beautifull shapes

684
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:38,965
and hearing echoes of success

685
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:44,041
and thinking "thats how things trully,
rightfully and eternally are".

686
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,800
Well now you got a glimpse
through that illusion

687
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:53,810
I wouln't call that
a vandetta, James

688
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:56,485
I'd call it a tutorial.

689
01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:02,561
I can tell your lying to me, I
just don't know what about.

690
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:09,052
If you really wanted to
enlightent me or disillusioned

691
01:07:09,065 --> 01:07:11,328
me or whatever your
deciding to call it.

692
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:14,091
I still don't understand why you

693
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:15,440
bother making me a farmer.

694
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:20,728
Why not a, I don't know, a florist?
So I'd never make the cut at all.

695
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,561
You know what? I do
want another round.

696
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,129
You havent had enough
philosophy for one day?

697
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:32,890
I wanna go again. Let's reset and
get our doomsday on, one more time.

698
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:34,207
Please, can we not?

699
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:40,000
I'd like to do another.

700
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,606
Let's do another one.

701
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:48,487
Great.

702
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:51,841
Just one thing this time,
you are a florist.

703
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:10,361
Are we early?

704
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:14,729
Nothing yet. I'll
do a quick check.

705
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:43,803
Looks like you could
use some company.

706
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:53,327
Can I give you a hug?

707
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:57,961
Why?

708
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:00,122
Becouse I know how hard
this has been on you.

709
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:20,329
I'm going to change things now

710
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:23,481
you're not going to like it.

711
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,364
I have a proposition to make

712
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:36,284
we've had trouble deciding who
gets a slot the past few times

713
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:42,206
but I have a different way we
could go, if your willing.

714
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:48,565
You all know me. You know what kind of
person I am, for better or for worse

715
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:52,041
so I'd like to be in charge
of who's in and who's out

716
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:57,245
and if you agree I promise I'll use
my very best and fairest judgment

717
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:14,768
I'm staying out of it, you have
to find your own fate now.

718
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:11,121
Is this a joke?

719
01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:13,925
As is, your staying out of it?

720
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:16,810
Have an obligation
to step back in.

721
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:19,366
If I see a student about
to walk off a Cliff

722
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:20,846
this is who you want to let in?

723
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,091
A wine auctioneer?

724
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:26,050
She has a genius I. Q

725
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:29,204
which made her smart enough to pack
a case of red and a case of white

726
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:31,322
into the boat for
our field trip.

727
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:42,440
That's a shame. Becouse that A+
just vanished into thin air.

728
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,131
A fashion designer?

729
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:49,443
Dressing well boost self esteem

730
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:51,604
self-esteem promotes
productivity

731
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:54,041
productivity rebuilds
civilization.

732
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,161
A-

733
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:06,161
Petra this is disorder.
The poet?

734
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:10,127
The poet, we would've known if
you'd let him describe himself

735
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,608
he is also a champion
poker player

736
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:14,685
and he brought his cards.

737
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:17,488
The harpist has autism!

738
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:19,961
Some people consider
autism a gift.

739
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:25,366
B+

740
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:28,563
She was exposed to the
ebola virus last week.

741
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:30,643
I'm praying she wasn't infected.

742
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:33,447
Down to a "B"

743
01:12:34,494 --> 01:12:36,335
she's an opera singer
thats struck with cancer

744
01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:38,124
and can't even speak
in three years

745
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:39,367
what's the point?

746
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:43,765
We could be dead in three days,
I'd like to fall sleep to music

747
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:45,126
before it's all over.

748
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:49,850
B

749
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:57,401
Jack, you've got the beautifull
difference in your favor

750
01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:00,968
and we need to make sure a virtue
like that stays in the gene pool.

751
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:03,842
Sorry I don't mean
to sound ungreatfull

752
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:07,885
but I'm I the only one who won't
have anyone in here to be with

753
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:09,766
there isn't anyone now

754
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:13,971
but what about in here?
Can we carry over?

755
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:17,165
Wait sorry, you want someone whos
not out, to come out right now?

756
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:19,688
Just to sleep with you
in a thought experiment.

757
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:23,168
We graduate tommorow, nows a
good time to make a move.

758
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:27,964
Out of 20 of us, statisticly,
theres gotta be somebody else.

759
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:44,809
Really? Nobody?

760
01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:58,001
Parker?! get in.

761
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:07,801
You have two slots left. Choose.

762
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:20,049
No, he's a florist, theres
no way you can justify it.

763
01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:31,160
You're willing to go through
life defending yourself

764
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:33,362
everytime someone
checks your transcript?

765
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:37,451
Explaining that you really were
the best student in the class

766
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:43,841
but you almost fail becouse...
I dont't know what?

767
01:14:57,840 --> 01:14:58,921
I won't let you do it.

768
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:09,120
Get out of there! Get out!

769
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:11,370
Get Out!

770
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:16,607
Are you looking for this?

771
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:23,966
Can I give you a hug?

772
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:35,291
I'm going to give
back to you now

773
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:38,721
you're going to walk away and
find your own faith with it.

774
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:03,685
Put these away, you'll have
them if you need them.

775
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:13,007
Put them away!

776
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:32,688
Put the bullets away and go!

777
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:39,369
You can't shoot me,
you're a pacifist.

778
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,081
I'll make an exception.

779
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:47,166
You won't know the
exit code without me

780
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:49,251
7-3-8-7-2

781
01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:03,401
eidetic memory.

782
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:18,326
Petra, get in.

783
01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:21,766
I din't ask to run this
so I could save myself.

784
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:28,171
It's the last slot, Petra!

785
01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:35,683
Bonnie, get inside.

786
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,788
I'm a soldier, I know how
to knock things down,

787
01:17:37,801 --> 01:17:39,841
you're an engineers you know
how to build things up.

788
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:42,007
I'm not worth as much.

789
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:43,651
My logic's fuzzier

790
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:48,362
in my apocalypse everybody is
worth as much as everybody else

791
01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:49,480
no.

792
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:50,965
I'm not letting you sacrifice
yourself to save me

793
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:53,162
I won't let you sacrifice
yourself to save me.

794
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:54,202
Then we'll both go up in smoke

795
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:56,320
and you'll have wasted a
slot for someone to live.

796
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:00,927
Chips?

797
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:13,289
Petra. I't doesn't matter about
the slots, we have to go now.

798
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:24,650
We'll take the
boat and get away.

799
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:28,571
We'll find an island outside
the detonation zone

800
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:30,361
theres still time.

801
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:33,730
Petra! I have the
keys to the boat.

802
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:49,845
Let's go. Let's go!

803
01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:29,526
So we settle in for a
year inside a bunker

804
01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:32,846
keeping safe from
an atomic holocaust

805
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:36,081
and dispite the
horrific circumstances,

806
01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:40,606
which should have made everyone
of us absolutly miserable,

807
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:43,766
somehow, we had fun.

808
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:47,091
Toby's cards help

809
01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:02,081
and good wine

810
01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:07,083
and poker kept our spirits up

811
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:11,811
specially since Plum had been
genorous enough to leave us her gold

812
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:15,120
and when Mitzy confessed

813
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:19,086
she always brought along something a
bit stronger on out of town trips

814
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,123
some of us were glad to know it.

815
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:24,046
Then there was Shakespear.

816
01:20:36,320 --> 01:20:38,766
And once a month we
had an original poem.

817
01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:27,765
And now and then, late at
night, on of us danced

818
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,683
becouse if you don't
know what a gelato maker

819
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,802
is practicing in his spare time

820
01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:37,570
you don't know the whole story.

821
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:48,812
One good thing about the
apocalypse: all the

822
01:21:48,825 --> 01:21:52,567
extra time we are going
to have together.

823
01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:58,683
Becouse I might
need the next 20 or

824
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:02,806
30 years just to tell you
everyway I love you.

825
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:11,210
Now you say it back to me.

826
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:22,360
I like your nose

827
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:27,281
and?

828
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:34,647
The way you smile

829
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:43,287
and I love your terrible poems

830
01:22:49,120 --> 01:22:51,566
theres a girl I
know named Petra,

831
01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:57,850
shes smart and cute, etc,

832
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:02,080
I like her hair,
it's blond and fair

833
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:06,848
and I'm really glad I metcha.

834
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:17,168
So you only like me for
the things I do badly?

835
01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:33,121
No.

836
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:39,126
We had an universe to
ourselves for a while

837
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:42,765
and in our universe

838
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:50,730
we had art, we had literature
and we had engineering.

839
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:55,369
The machine room was a
trobe of spare parts

840
01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:59,606
puzzle pieces for all kinds of
acts of creation and cunstruction

841
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:02,807
and engineers do love puzzles

842
01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:06,091
specially in the service
of their friends

843
01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:11,001
becouse a harpist without
a harp isn't a liability

844
01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:14,367
only a riddle to solve.

845
01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:25,683
And finally we prayed

846
01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:28,247
we prayed for our friends
who wern't with us

847
01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:31,526
we prayed for the other
survivors around the world

848
01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:36,450
we prayed for the animals who din't have
safe places to wait out the trouble

849
01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:40,408
we prayed for our parents
we prayed to God

850
01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:43,569
there was some kind of
greater plan in the works.

851
01:25:44,360 --> 01:25:47,125
And then the year was up.

852
01:26:11,160 --> 01:26:12,685
The bombs never fell

853
01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:16,206
we're Ok.

854
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:20,040
You mean, your alive?

855
01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:24,961
And here is what I
predict happens next.

856
01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:27,722
True, the bombs never
felt where you are.

857
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:30,047
But the rest of the
world was decimated

858
01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:33,170
but since you're mostly defficient
in skillsets of practical value

859
01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:34,805
you can never get
back to yakarta

860
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:38,288
or build new shelters or even
grow food and feed yourselves

861
01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:40,086
so you die off.

862
01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:44,607
Becouse where you are,
only the smartest survive.

863
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:50,962
Tragic and powerfull, But wrong.

864
01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:56,767
We live... briefly... yes.

865
01:26:57,640 --> 01:27:00,291
Imperfectly? Of course.

866
01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:04,363
Stupidly? Sometimes.

867
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:11,323
But we don't mind, becouse
thats the way we're made.

868
01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:14,529
And when it's time to die

869
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:20,329
we don't resist
death, we summon it.

870
01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:07,401
This is not
philosophy., anymore.

871
01:28:09,440 --> 01:28:10,487
How are you here?

872
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:12,481
I found a cave.

873
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:18,160
I went deep enough down

874
01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:22,763
to avoid the raditation,
that I now see, never came.

875
01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:30,601
After a few months, I
lost track of time

876
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:35,770
and then I heard you.

877
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:41,121
I have one bullet left

878
01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:46,769
which I will use to kill
you, if you need me to

879
01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:52,042
to stop you from commiting
an act so urreasonable

880
01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:54,727
it might end the human race.

881
01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:20,362
So, can I just say? A tip of
the top hat to our boy Chips.

882
01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:23,844
You chose your love life over
your actual life in that bunker

883
01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:26,761
I saw it on your face when you made
up your mind to go for the girl.

884
01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:32,602
Petra, I have the
keys to the boat.

885
01:30:37,640 --> 01:30:39,244
Let's go, Let's go!

886
01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:48,726
That did not fail to impress

887
01:30:49,560 --> 01:30:51,767
you know what, that's not
exactly what happened.

888
01:30:52,880 --> 01:30:53,881
We're listening.

889
01:30:54,080 --> 01:30:56,128
Ok so I ran a little
thought experiment

890
01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:58,083
inside our thought experiment.

891
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:01,770
I din't think anyone would mind if
I fiddle with things, just a bit

892
01:31:01,960 --> 01:31:04,167
and your thought experiment
has hit what premise?

893
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:06,682
What's the point of living
if you can't have sex?

894
01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:08,247
Really!?

895
01:31:08,520 --> 01:31:10,887
Yeah, I was just a
sterile kid in a bunker

896
01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:13,885
everybody else was starting to
pair up to save the human race

897
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:17,891
sex for procreation only, so I
would've been the odd man out

898
01:31:18,920 --> 01:31:23,528
or I could be one man with...
six women all to myself.

899
01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:30,810
So I found another uninhabited island
outside the detonation zone...

900
01:31:30,960 --> 01:31:33,964
Hold it, I was on that boat
too, what happened to me?

901
01:31:36,880 --> 01:31:37,961
Drowned.

902
01:31:41,880 --> 01:31:42,961
And me?

903
01:31:43,840 --> 01:31:44,966
Barracuda attack?

904
01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:50,881
What about me?

905
01:31:51,400 --> 01:31:53,852
Ah Andy, the day that
we arrive at the new

906
01:31:53,865 --> 01:31:56,327
island, you had a run
in with the palm tree.

907
01:32:00,120 --> 01:32:03,080
You turned to bone by the end of the
week becouse of your hideous disease.

908
01:32:03,400 --> 01:32:05,368
So it was just myself
and the ladies.

909
01:32:07,520 --> 01:32:10,000
Me being a carpenter,
I built a shelter

910
01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:11,441
we set up shop.

911
01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:16,083
Had a girl for each night of the week
and on the seventh night, I rested.

912
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:18,529
Um, excuse me you're sterile

913
01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,165
why would we have sex
with you at all?

914
01:32:20,440 --> 01:32:23,444
Ah, becouse thats the flip
side to my thought experiment

915
01:32:23,840 --> 01:32:25,240
what do you do if
you're six girls?

916
01:32:25,280 --> 01:32:27,408
And you need to start
repopulating the human race?

917
01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:29,085
You've only got one
man to work with?

918
01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:33,250
And he's infertile? You
try, try and try again.

919
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:35,921
Any specialist can tell you
that in someone my age

920
01:32:36,040 --> 01:32:38,486
infertility is more often
than not, sub-fertility.

921
01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:40,922
Meaning, even if the
odds are only 1 in 1,000

922
01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:44,203
that I can get the job done,
theres still a chance

923
01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:47,846
so yeah, I had defective semen.

924
01:32:47,960 --> 01:32:51,567
But in the land of the blind,
the one eyed man is King.

925
01:32:55,160 --> 01:32:57,891
Well friends, I believe Chips has
just settle the old question:

926
01:32:58,560 --> 01:33:01,166
is philosophy to real life
as masturbation is to sex?

927
01:33:02,040 --> 01:33:03,121
And the answer is?

928
01:33:04,360 --> 01:33:06,760
Sometimes you want to have a
wank and a shag in the same day

929
01:33:10,840 --> 01:33:13,446
six girls? That's nicely done.

930
01:33:14,480 --> 01:33:18,346
Just putting to good
use my large sex organ

931
01:33:19,046 --> 01:33:20,646
my brain.

932
01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:22,686
Thanks for that, Chips.

933
01:33:28,440 --> 01:33:30,041
Don't forget to leave
me your textbooks.

934
01:34:51,280 --> 01:34:52,361
You trouble me, Eric,

935
01:34:56,120 --> 01:34:58,248
taking out your issues
with me on James.

936
01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:01,844
Not your finest hour.

937
01:35:04,680 --> 01:35:06,205
He ins't smart enough for you.

938
01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:11,405
How can you still not see it?

939
01:35:12,440 --> 01:35:18,482
Being smart ins't everything, has it
done for you just what you hoped?

940
01:35:23,600 --> 01:35:29,607
Punishing him makes no sense...
becouse he doesn't know about us.

941
01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:36,010
I'm not sure he needs to know.

942
01:35:40,480 --> 01:35:42,528
Specially after the way
you behaved today.

943
01:35:49,840 --> 01:35:55,768
I love him, so leave him alone.

944
01:36:01,280 --> 01:36:03,123
Guess thats why you din't

945
01:36:06,040 --> 01:36:08,361
I just coulnt put all
the pieces together

946
01:36:11,480 --> 01:36:12,561
who could?

947
01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:22,481
You.

948
01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:39,247
Nobody is trying to take
anything away from you

949
01:36:42,320 --> 01:36:44,163
I got mad at you about
going to Cornell.

950
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,450
I still don't understand
how he got in

951
01:36:49,280 --> 01:36:50,930
I wrote his essay for him.

952
01:36:53,880 --> 01:36:54,927
Did you?

953
01:36:56,640 --> 01:36:57,721
No.

954
01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:08,525
The winters are brood in Ithaca.
You'll be cold.

955
01:37:10,560 --> 01:37:12,050
I'll buy a sweater.

956
01:37:21,040 --> 01:37:22,246
You honestly believe

957
01:37:22,360 --> 01:37:24,727
that James as of this world
can keep up with you?

958
01:37:27,160 --> 01:37:30,209
Only in a classroom of
overachievers like this

959
01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:33,969
can anyone possibly accusse
him of being innadecuate

960
01:37:43,520 --> 01:37:45,488
you want me to skip college?

961
01:37:46,880 --> 01:37:51,807
And stay in yakarta? Is that
what you're asking me to do?

962
01:37:53,040 --> 01:37:57,409
There are some, outstanding
universities in this city.

963
01:38:01,880 --> 01:38:05,362
Can you imagine, how good
we'd be for eachother?

964
01:38:10,760 --> 01:38:11,841
Yes.

965
01:38:18,720 --> 01:38:20,529
But you do know
that can't happen.

966
01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:26,601
Of course I know.

967
01:39:23,640 --> 01:39:25,881
Do you know what
"apocalypse" actually means?

968
01:39:27,800 --> 01:39:28,847
Tell me.

969
01:39:31,080 --> 01:39:32,206
It's from the Greek.

970
01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:40,163
"Apokalypsis" meaning to uncover
what you couln't see before

971
01:39:42,640 --> 01:39:44,005
way out of the dark.

972
01:39:54,000 --> 01:39:55,889
You're sweet talk
still needs work.

973
01:40:00,880 --> 01:40:02,006
I'll get on that.

974
01:40:10,040 --> 01:40:11,804
You're a very good
teacher, Eric.