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《時光大盜》

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我臉部著地

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我沒事,別慌,我還好

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- 大家都活著嗎?
- 對

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好,很好

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好,不,奧托也活著,好吧

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我臉部著地,我需要我的臉,我靠臉吃飯

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對,沒錯,這是哪裡?

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這是冰河時期,從冰就看得出來

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好冷

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冷死人了

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凱文,你確定你要救你的爸媽

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即使有時候會像這樣冷個半死嗎?

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對

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你很愛他們吧?真的愛嗎?

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對,我知道他們好像人不太好
但他們有時人還不錯

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有時候,例如在生日時

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我可以為所欲為

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例如他們...

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不...繼續說

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例如他們會讓我去巨木陣

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我知道他們可能不喜歡去
但他們會讓我去

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對

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這會讓我覺得自己是世界上最重要的人

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太好了,故事結束了嗎?

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我不想打斷你,只是因為那裡有...

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不要動,牠也許沒看見我們

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不,牠要吃那隻“吸牛”

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別出聲

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別讓牠發現我們

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喂

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想吃東西嗎?你這個長牙笨蛋

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- 彼特利
- 為什麼?

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看這裡

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彼特利,你記得我上一句話裡
提醒你們的事嗎?

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我沒有想清楚

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我想藉此機會向你們道歉
讓你們捲入危險

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你們別擔心,這都是我的錯

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好,好吧,用我們偷來的寶藏來丟牠

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- 真的嗎?
- 對

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- 好
- 我沒丟中

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我沒丟中...

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丟完了,我們只有那些東西

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- 已經丟完了?
- 我有這些薄荷糖

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- 要丟薄荷糖嗎?
- 好

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我好怕

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我拜託你...

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- 中了
- 好耶

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怎麼樣啊?

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牠在看我嗎?

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- 對
- 對

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一定是

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去嚇牠,把牠嚇跑

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- 嚇牠?
- 走開

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我們一起變成一隻更大的掠食者

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快點,一起大叫,走開

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走開

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- 走開
- 成功了

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- 好耶
- 好耶

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- 這就是戲劇的力量
- 好耶

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好耶

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快跑,逃啊

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那裡,去那後面,快點

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快點

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好,我們在這裡很安全

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長毛象

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凱文

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莎芙蓉

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終於找到你了,凱文,我終於找到你了

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- 凱文
- 凱文哥哥?

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- 對
- 是嗎?

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耶...

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莎芙蓉,妳怎麼...妳為何...妳什麼時候...

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妳...為什麼在這裡騎長毛象?

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怎麼了嗎?

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古生物學家說
沒有證據顯示人類曾騎過長毛象

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那麼就叫那些古生物學家閃一邊去

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因為我就騎著一頭
天殺的長毛象,不是嗎?

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凱文,我們找到你的家人了

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- 幫幫我,謝謝
- 他們不是...不

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幸會,我們一直在找你們

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- 他們不是...
- 你們都長得很像

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我被穴居人攻擊了

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他們不是...他們是他的家人

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- 抱歉,我真沒禮貌
- 搞什麼?

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你到底都跟誰混在一起?

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不過,這位是我的妹妹

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- 你有妹妹?
- 很煩人的那個嗎?

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- 喂
- 我從來沒那樣說過

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我沒有那樣說過

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不,我是說,那個煩人的傢伙是你妹妹?

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你在挑釁我嗎?

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- 我沒有
- 挑釁她?

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- 挑釁她?
- 我沒有

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- 朋友,你在挑釁她?
- 別說了,我沒有

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- 不
- 威吉

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- 怎樣?是他們先的
- 好了,算了吧

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是啊,聽你朋友的話

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- 算了吧
- 朋友,算了吧

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- 快點,算了吧
- 算了吧,朋友

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凱文

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- 他昏倒了
- 他沒事

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老哥,你醒啦?

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對

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好,來介紹一下

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他們是法札和豪勒

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基本都是他們照顧我

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他們可說是我的穴居爸媽

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嘿,你好

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他們是牙牙和肉女

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你要告訴我跟你在一起的
那些陌生人是誰嗎?

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我也沒興趣

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他們自稱是時光大盜

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應該是時光路人吧

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- 怎麼樣?
- 是啊,嗨

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這個女生

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妳是怎麼來到這裡的?

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靠長毛象啊

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這還用說嗎?凱文

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- 真是個笨蛋
- 真是個笨蛋

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肉女、牙牙,閉嘴,他是我哥哥

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抱歉,哈哈

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我是說回到過去

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穿過你的神奇臥室之類的

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然後我到處問人
“你見過這個書呆子嗎?”然後他們說

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“對,他跟一群怪人往那裡去了”
怪人當然就是指你們

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不

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是那隻有毛的犀牛,牠的腿摔斷了

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我們不能幫牠嗎?

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好吧,但不能養牠
不准養寵物,牠太大隻了

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我稱牠們為犀牛獨角獸

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但牠不是獨角獸吧?牠有兩支角

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那就叫做“雙角獸”

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才不是

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- 就是
- 不是

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我一直住在這裡,你正常一點

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比薩,你還好嗎?

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伊琪、席娜,妳們好嗎?

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莎芙

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先在這裡等,曼波2號,別亂動

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我不知道要怎麼...莎芙

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大聲公,你的算數練習得如何?

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一、二、三

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非常好,老兄

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嘿,哼哼

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這是我哥哥

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你好,“吭吭”

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不,是哼哼,因為他都那樣打招呼

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尼安德塔人都是那樣打招呼的嗎?

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13歲的人都那樣打招呼

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真是種族歧視

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妳怎麼知道這些事?

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妳怎麼有辦法不靠翻譯就跟他們對話?

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妳怎麼學會騎長毛象的?

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還有丟長矛?

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為什麼大家都學妳說話?

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我學的,我也教了他們一些事

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但妳沒有在這裡待那麼久

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小凱,我在這裡待很久了

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我在這裡待了快三年

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什麼?

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我已經在這裡待了32個月
我每天都有做記號

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有我手的形狀

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真棒,大聲公

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是啊

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這些小紅圈是什麼意思?

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是我的生日

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我錯過妳的生日?

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沒關係

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天啊

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這代表我現在比你大了

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莎芙,我得告訴妳一件事

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我年紀比較大

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所以我想叫你閉嘴就叫你閉嘴

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妳本來就每天都這樣了

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這代表當媽和爸不在時,由我來管事

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莎芙,媽和爸...

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我比你高

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- 莎芙...
- 讓我享受一下這個感覺,凱文

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- 好吧
- 我最大,我最高

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我最大,我最棒

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你明明就可以自己拉這個東西

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潘妮洛普,我看不見
因為我的眼睛裡有凍結的眼淚

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我在各方面都比較厲害

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凱文,你那煩人的妹妹還好嗎?

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我第一次看到她這麼開心

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所以你們都在這裡煮東西嗎?
只有原始人飲食嗎?

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- 什麼?
- 你說啥?

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我好喜歡這些人

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我要教他們戲劇

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沒事的

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現在有彼特利在你身邊

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- 要吃了嗎?
- 不

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要吃了嗎?

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不,我們不會吃牠

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我們要救牠

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要吃了嗎?

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不...我是要救牠,讓牠能好好地生活

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能擁有一個未來

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- 你說再來嗎?
- 未來

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我在各方面都比較厲害

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所以你家裡最煩的人是誰?

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- 各方面都比較厲害
- 差不多,對吧?

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你們兩個半斤八兩

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比較厲害,你看什麼看?走開啦

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妳才走...過去,走過來

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不,你才穿上你的慢跑鞋走開啦

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走開

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所以她要留在這裡吧?

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我們可以見酋長

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他有點像老大,就是穴居人裡的首相

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好,莎芙,好嗎?

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很好,你呢?

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這就是我跟你們提過的哥哥

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凱文?

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對

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我說話才沒有那樣
真不知道大家為什麼會這麼覺得

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我不...

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對吧?

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- 好笑
- 好笑,真好笑,對

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妳跟這裡的所有人說我很無趣嗎?

222
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,000
至少我有提到你

223
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:34,004
這是跟他一起旅行的那群陌生人

224
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:40,010
- 陌生人?
- 對,就是我們

225
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:45,349
莎芙,妳帶陌生人來這裡嗎?

226
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,434
- 是嗎?
- 對,抱歉

227
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:55,526
我們會帶這個女孩一起走

228
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,029
- 帶走莎芙?
- 你一定覺得如釋重負吧

229
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:04,868
不...真好笑,莎芙現在要留在這裡
是啊,對吧?

230
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,831
她是我妹妹

231
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,959
我妹妹...

232
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,044
我得去看我爸媽

233
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:20,592
我們需要莎芙,她很了不起,對吧?

234
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,552
了不起的莎芙

235
00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:23,846
- 莎芙很了不起
- 超了不起的,對

236
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:26,807
我很了不起吧?你們應該看得出來

237
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,016
哪方面了不起?

238
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,894
每方面都了不起

239
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,230
我很會開玩笑,我教他們怎麼開玩笑

240
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,691
我發明了椅子

241
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:39,903
你們看,超棒的椅子,對吧?
上頭有骷髏頭

242
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,990
“人生只有一次”

243
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,703
人生只有一次

244
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,830
人生只有一次

245
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,248
- 人生只有一次
- 人生只有一次

246
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:52,624
人生只有一次

247
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,095
這是表演

248
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,388
他朝你們過來了

249
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,022
他好嚇人

250
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,232
他不會怎樣啦

251
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,949
- 接受挑戰
- 什麼?

252
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,451
不...我不是...

253
00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:29,453
不騙,妳有

254
00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:32,206
他說:“我不騙人,但妳有”

255
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,082
不,我以為我是在打招呼

256
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:37,878
他覺得妳威脅到他的權威
因為妳也是領袖

257
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,672
這很嚴重,攸關整個父權體制什麼的

258
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:44,259
是啊,但是我不是領袖

259
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,677
對,但妳就是領袖

260
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:46,678
- 不
- 但妳就是領袖

261
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,055
對,我聽得懂他說話

262
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,765
但我們是用投票的方式

263
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,433
沒錯,因為規矩是那樣的

264
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,227
然後妳是領袖,對吧?

265
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,646
我不是領袖

266
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:58,023
- 妳是領袖,對吧?妳就是
- 不是,但...

267
00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,233
他不喜歡妳

268
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,734
我開始感覺到了

269
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,779
對,妳就是領袖

270
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,614
- 因為... 好,對
- 別說了

271
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,658
- 這事還沒完,好嗎?
- 好

272
00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:09,034
我們該走了

273
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,577
- 再見
- 好

274
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,457
好了

275
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,918
這件事還沒完

276
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:26,552
雙角獸,我們現在要幫你重接腿骨
可能會有一點痛

277
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:29,137
我該有的東西都有了

278
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:34,184
所以別緊張,不用害怕

279
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:37,980
準備好了嗎?

280
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,278
你還沒準備好嗎?好吧

281
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:47,197
對,我是準備好了
但如果你還沒準備好,那沒關係

282
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,407
我們可以晚點再做

283
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:53,996
對,我們晚點再做,等牠準備好再...

284
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,789
- 現在吃掉
- 不要

285
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,292
現在呢?

286
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,376
不要吃

287
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,419
- 不
- 食物

288
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:01,420
請離開

289
00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:03,422
討厭鬼

290
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,258
- “大腳怪”
- 莎芙蓉

291
00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:07,342
沒錯,對

292
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:11,388
酋長說的...“挑戰”是什麼意思?

293
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,472
別緊張

294
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,683
- 可能是體能上的挑戰吧
- 什麼?

295
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,351
因為你們想把我帶走

296
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:19,605
- 也許是打架,跟動物搏鬥
- 什麼?

297
00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:21,773
被丟進結冰的湖裡

298
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,150
什麼?

299
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,568
看你們能被棍棒打幾次

300
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,945
什...不行,好,我覺得我們該走了

301
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,780
- 我同意
- 你們晚上在外頭會死的

302
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,741
是啊,我們在外頭無法存活的

303
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:31,658
我同意他說的

304
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:35,204
所以你們會需要這些
因為晚上會變得很冷

305
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:37,456
晚上?這裡一直都很冷啊

306
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:40,626
對,因為這是冰河時期,不是暖和時期

307
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:41,919
這太棒了

308
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,504
好臭

309
00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:45,172
你有什麼毛病?

310
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,424
他不喜歡妳,因為他不認識妳

311
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,343
對,我也不喜歡他,因為我認識他

312
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,145
這是什麼?

313
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,813
能讓你保暖

314
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,232
讓我保暖?

315
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,651
抱歉

316
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,696
但我還忙著照顧雙角獸

317
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,406
那不是獨角獸

318
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:15,618
對我們來說是,凱文,牠有魔力

319
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:19,164
- 牠不是
- 閉嘴

320
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,458
- 莎芙
- 凱文,閉嘴

321
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,962
把他丟下懸崖

322
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,005
不行

323
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:29,883
但還是謝謝你,豪勒

324
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:40,978
不行,那很燙,記得嗎?燙

325
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,272
- 會燙傷
- 是啊,對吧?

326
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:44,481
對,是的

327
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,112
- 我剛剛才叫你不要碰火
- 抱歉

328
00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:52,739
不會有事的

329
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,450
我們會治好你的腿

330
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:59,663
這樣你就能走路了,對

331
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,333
我們失去了蘇珊,失去了茱蒂

332
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,420
我們不會再失去你,朋友

333
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:10,757
莎芙,我得告訴妳一件事

334
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:14,136
很難說出口,但是...

335
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,053
等一下

336
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,972
老大來了

337
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:22,644
- 天啊,是這個傢伙
- 潘妮洛普

338
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,230
是洞穴裡那個人

339
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,316
對,我認得出來

340
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:28,650
他狠狠地盯著妳看

341
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:32,070
我不知道我做了什麼

342
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,822
妳什麼都沒做,潘妮洛普

343
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:34,740
謝謝

344
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,409
只是妳會帶給人和動物一種奇怪的感覺

345
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:38,577
那是什麼意思?

346
00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:40,162
妳看,他現在死命盯著妳

347
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,246
什麼?

348
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:45,709
妳在看我笑話嗎?

349
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:49,004
- 你說什麼?
- 妳在看我笑話嗎?

350
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:51,048
什麼意思?

351
00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:52,382
他覺得妳在看他笑話

352
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,842
那是什麼意思?

353
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:57,054
他的意思應該是妳嘲諷他
就是妳看他笑話

354
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,682
- 那是什麼意思?
- 嘲笑他

355
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,518
妳在看我笑話吧?沒錯吧?

356
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:05,854
- 妳看我笑話吧?
- 對吧?“不是嗎”?“對吧”?

357
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,564
- 對
- 我真的沒有,這樣很怪

358
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:08,857
我該怎麼結束這個狀況?

359
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,235
莎芙,我得跟妳說一件很重要的事

360
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,320
不,我不是...我沒有在嘲笑人

361
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,531
- 我錯過了什麼?
- 我們可以私下說嗎?

362
00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:18,825
- 好
- 凱文,別把我留在這裡跟...

363
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:20,744
你們要...好

364
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:37,886
莎芙,是關於媽和爸的事

365
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,681
我很想他們,你想念他們嗎?

366
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,892
畢竟對你來說沒有那麼久
所以應該不會太糟

367
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,936
但你還是想念他們吧?因為...

368
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,606
那是什麼?

369
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:52,651
他們在這裡,這就是媽和爸

370
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:55,571
看起來像煤塊

371
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,949
- 對,我知道,很慘
- “很慘”?

372
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,492
他們怎麼了?

373
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,786
有個惡魔把他們變成煤塊

374
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,872
有個惡魔?什麼?

375
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,624
是你害的嗎?

376
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:11,670
我也想知道

377
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,090
他們死了嗎?

378
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,217
對

379
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,970
但我們有一張可以穿梭時空的地圖

380
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:23,223
我們認為,如果找到正確的入口,就能...

381
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,975
找到那個惡魔,然後踹他的蛋蛋

382
00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:28,020
其實那惡魔是女的,這是性別歧視

383
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,481
不是,我們可以阻止那件事發生

384
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:35,152
那個女惡魔是不是有著
發光的橘色眼睛和一頭亂髮?

385
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:37,738
妳看過她?在我們家嗎?

386
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:41,450
不,那個怪人之前在森林裡跟蹤我

387
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,910
她讓我很想吐

388
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,246
- 她長得超級可怕
- 就是她

389
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,832
要是她現在來找我麻煩,她絕對贏不了我

390
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:50,000
她的力量很強大

391
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,921
我會拿長矛來,然後再叫我的朋友
卡嘉、肉女和史嘉蕾來

392
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:57,341
我在學校認識他們
然後打她,砰,讓她無法動彈

393
00:20:57,341 --> 00:20:58,967
她是惡魔,莎芙

394
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:07,059
事情發生後,我一直想回去找媽和爸

395
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:09,311
我不知道該怎麼做

396
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:10,979
也不知道該往哪裡去

397
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,523
也不知道該什麼時候去

398
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:14,107
我甚至不知道這方法可不可行

399
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,902
我差點就要放棄了

400
00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,323
我的確放棄了,凱文

401
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,117
我不知道該怎麼離開這裡

402
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:28,121
我到處尋找,所以我放棄了

403
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,123
我得認真地設法活下來

404
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,918
但我們現在找到對方了

405
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,586
我們會一起努力,對吧?

406
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:36,171
對

407
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:37,548
- 對吧?
- 對

408
00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:39,174
我們絕不會放棄

409
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,927
看到你那些不可靠的朋友了嗎?

410
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,305
也許可以這樣

411
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,558
或是這樣

412
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:50,811
我是卡帕萊特夫人
“你上床去睡吧,因為你需要休息”

413
00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:53,564
現在我當茱麗葉
別擔心,肉女,總有一天會輪到妳

414
00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:57,234
他們看起來就像綁匪
偽裝成被拒絕的馬戲團表演者

415
00:21:57,234 --> 00:22:00,654
但在獨角獸能夠行走前,他不會放棄的

416
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:03,615
在教會穴居人演戲前,他也不會放棄的

417
00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:06,702
但我不知道他們在那裡做什麼

418
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:09,580
妳就是在嘲笑我,對吧?

419
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:11,206
但他們不能放棄

420
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,165
我們也不行

421
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:15,335
我們明天就去找那個入口什麼的

422
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,671
我們一定要救出媽和爸

423
00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:19,339
- 好
- 好

424
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,177
我們不會放棄

425
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,180
就跟你的朋友們一樣

426
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:29,433
我沒辦法,我沒受過醫學訓練

427
00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:34,062
我放棄,雙角獸,我放棄

428
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:35,689
- 我活著,你們懂嗎?
- 你死了

429
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:39,776
不,戲裡的茱麗葉死了
但我實際上還活著,這叫演戲

430
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,528
- 你死了
- 夠了,你們沒聽懂

431
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,031
- 你死了
- 你們沒聽...我放棄

432
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,074
- 我放棄
- 妳在嘲笑我吧?

433
00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:49,369
- “希芙蓉”
- 妳完全就是在嘲笑我

434
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:52,456
- 不,他又在惹你的朋友了
- 在笑我吧?

435
00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:54,374
帶她去接受挑戰吧

436
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,211
不要

437
00:22:57,211 --> 00:23:03,342
“潘妮波莉”必須選擇一項挑戰
才能帶走莎芙,對吧?

438
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,469
選擇吧

439
00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:07,554
妳得選擇一項挑戰

440
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,057
否則我就無法跟你們走

441
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:16,021
妳要嘛得跟卡嘉徒手搏鬥...

442
00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:18,690
卡嘉心狠手辣

443
00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:20,234
她可能會痛打妳一頓

444
00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:22,486
痛打妳一頓

445
00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:25,989
- 卡嘉
- 嗯哼?

446
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:28,492
要嘛就得走恐懼之路

447
00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,827
好,什麼是恐懼之路?

448
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:31,745
聽起來很可怕

449
00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:34,998
妳得獨自走去那顆石頭,再走回來

450
00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:39,211
那有什麼風險?

451
00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:42,339
因為今天白天,我才用一包薄荷糖

452
00:23:42,339 --> 00:23:46,677
丟一隻洞穴獅子,我覺得牠可能還在附近

453
00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:48,929
- 去吧
- 去吧

454
00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:50,347
- 好,好吧
- 去吧,快點

455
00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:51,765
快去吧

456
00:24:00,232 --> 00:24:01,692
真的很黑

457
00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:05,904
這樣沒什麼幫助吧

458
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,907
她會成功嗎?

459
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,743
要看她是否擅長跟動物搏鬥

460
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:16,874
我好冷,威吉

461
00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:18,542
我快冷死了,朋友

462
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:20,961
是啊,我也好冷,彼特利

463
00:24:22,671 --> 00:24:25,674
這塊毛皮不是我的尺寸吧?

464
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:27,176
對,不是

465
00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:30,220
聽著

466
00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:33,932
但我們有個辦法能拿到更多毛皮

467
00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:35,976
- 真的嗎?什麼辦法?
- 對

468
00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:48,071
不行

469
00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:55,621
你們以為可以嚇唬我,果然是尼安德塔人

470
00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:59,958
對著我低吼,我也可以低吼回去

471
00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:02,336
那是我的聲音,對吧?

472
00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:05,214
這是哪裡?

473
00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:08,467
我不知道

474
00:25:09,426 --> 00:25:10,427
好吧

475
00:25:12,763 --> 00:25:15,849
腳印,那裡和那裡

476
00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:19,478
你說對了,我就是領袖

477
00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,231
好,原來是雪

478
00:25:22,231 --> 00:25:23,690
沒事

479
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,735
看到沒?我才不怕走恐懼之路

480
00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:29,363
我可是火風暴

481
00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:31,865
我毫無恐懼,我不知何謂恐懼

482
00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:34,701
我想就是恐懼吧

483
00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:43,168
不,我做不到,我很喜歡那隻“吸牛”

484
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:44,378
我知道,朋友

485
00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:46,922
我看著牠的眼睛,威吉

486
00:25:46,922 --> 00:25:49,716
我很愛牠,我做不到

487
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:52,177
不是牠死,就是我們死

488
00:25:53,095 --> 00:25:57,224
這些來自山裡的男人和女人既強壯又多毛

489
00:25:57,850 --> 00:25:59,518
我可沒那種能耐

490
00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:01,395
你看奧托

491
00:26:02,646 --> 00:26:04,273
他好像快離開了

492
00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:05,816
威吉,他要去哪裡?

493
00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:07,401
別逼我說出來

494
00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:10,404
- 我再看一次
- 好

495
00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:27,004
就在那裡

496
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:28,547
好

497
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,900
死亡之眼

498
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,863
牠在看我

499
00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:57,075
我很抱歉

500
00:26:57,075 --> 00:27:01,455
我用那包薄荷糖丟你...

501
00:27:02,164 --> 00:27:03,874
丟你的頭

502
00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:05,959
很抱歉

503
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:09,463
請原諒我

504
00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:13,342
我只是...我可不可以...

505
00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:15,719
我要...

506
00:27:18,472 --> 00:27:20,057
好,完成了,再見

507
00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:24,561
死亡之眼...

508
00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,896
死亡之眼

509
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:38,867
死亡之眼...

510
00:28:13,694 --> 00:28:16,989
死亡之眼

511
00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:41,221
你做不到,對吧?

512
00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:44,933
對

513
00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:48,061
好,該走了,大冰棍

514
00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:49,813
不,是...我們是時光大盜

515
00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:51,356
我們現在就走

516
00:28:51,857 --> 00:28:53,442
我走前面,因為我年紀比較大

517
00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:54,902
我先出生的

518
00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:56,028
但我比較大

519
00:28:56,028 --> 00:28:58,280
- 年齡是以誰先出生來決定
- 天啊,凱文...

520
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,741
- 所以我先出生,年齡就比較大
- 我在這待了快三年

521
00:29:00,741 --> 00:29:02,284
- 對,但這是回到過去
- 我快13歲了

522
00:29:02,284 --> 00:29:03,660
- 你才11歲
- 這是回到過去

523
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:05,370
- 我快13歲了
- 這不是正常的時間線

524
00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:09,166
我走最前面保護大家

525
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:12,920
很好,大貓通常都從
最前面或最後面開始攻擊

526
00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:16,256
對,其實,我要走最中間

527
00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:18,926
這樣我才能顧到所有人

528
00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:21,345
我很尊敬“潘諾普”,對吧?

529
00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:24,598
他說他很尊敬妳
因為從來沒有人能一路走到那塊石頭

530
00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:26,391
- 他們很害怕
- 了不起

531
00:29:26,391 --> 00:29:27,976
謝謝

532
00:29:27,976 --> 00:29:29,269
妳在挑釁我嗎?

533
00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:30,646
沒有

534
00:29:30,646 --> 00:29:33,482
- 我開玩笑的,真好笑
- 真好笑

535
00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:34,483
很好笑

536
00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:36,318
- 當我的女人
- 什麼?

537
00:29:36,318 --> 00:29:40,531
妳跟我可以一起統治這裡

538
00:29:40,531 --> 00:29:41,740
他喜歡妳

539
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:43,075
妳喜歡嗎?

540
00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:47,371
這個嘛,我死會了,所以...

541
00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:50,290
- 知道了
- 有未婚夫

542
00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:51,667
未婚?對吧?好

543
00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:53,961
我們不知道他在哪裡,所以其實妳可以...

544
00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:56,964
但我有未婚夫,意思是我不能跟別人交往

545
00:29:56,964 --> 00:29:58,465
嫉妒

546
00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:01,718
我超嫉妒,對吧?超嫉妒,對

547
00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:04,096
- 你們現在要走?
- 我們得去救我們的家人

548
00:30:04,096 --> 00:30:05,472
是啊,我們是一家人,對吧?

549
00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:06,807
我的另一個家庭

550
00:30:06,807 --> 00:30:08,976
我們得試著拯救我們的爸媽

551
00:30:08,976 --> 00:30:10,102
發生了什麼事?

552
00:30:10,102 --> 00:30:12,062
他們死了

553
00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:13,397
- 死了?
- 對

554
00:30:13,397 --> 00:30:15,774
但我們會設法讓他們活過來

555
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:20,320
又活過來?

556
00:30:20,863 --> 00:30:22,656
但人生只有一次

557
00:30:22,656 --> 00:30:26,660
人生只有一次

558
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:30,038
也許人能活不止一次,也許人生能活兩次

559
00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:33,250
人生能活兩次

560
00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,376
她死了

561
00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:36,170
不,我還活著,謝謝你

562
00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:37,462
不過那叫演戲

563
00:30:37,462 --> 00:30:38,463
你死了

564
00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:40,966
- 是演戲
- 我會想念這些穴居人

565
00:30:40,966 --> 00:30:43,427
你懂在一群人裡自己最聰明的感覺吧?

566
00:30:44,136 --> 00:30:45,387
是啊

567
00:30:45,387 --> 00:30:47,055
不要吃掉“吸牛”

568
00:30:47,055 --> 00:30:47,973
- 我們會吃掉牠
- 要吃

569
00:30:47,973 --> 00:30:49,683
不行,我會回來

570
00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:52,186
不准吃,我們會回來喔

571
00:30:52,186 --> 00:30:53,270
我們會回來?

572
00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:54,438
- 好,莎芙
- 好,莎芙

573
00:30:54,438 --> 00:30:55,814
要當我的女人嗎?

574
00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:58,025
- 好,我們快走吧
- 好,往這裡

575
00:30:58,025 --> 00:31:00,903
- “潘諾普”,那表示有可能嗎?
- 再見

576
00:31:00,903 --> 00:31:02,362
不

577
00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:06,491
潘妮洛普,我們何時會回來?

578
00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:08,118
回來?才不要,為什麼要回來?

579
00:31:08,118 --> 00:31:10,412
- 我們要幫助“吸牛”
- 我要回來看我的朋友們

580
00:31:10,412 --> 00:31:11,914
- 妳剛看過的那些人?
- 對

581
00:31:11,914 --> 00:31:14,208
你們想知道關於冰河時期的
一個小知識嗎?

582
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:16,376
- 不要
- 不要

583
00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:24,885
(部分劇情發想自泰瑞吉連)

584
00:31:24,885 --> 00:31:25,886
(與麥可帕林所創造之角色)

585
00:31:31,975 --> 00:31:33,393
(改編自電影《TIME BANDITS》)

586
00:32:36,957 --> 00:32:38,959
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