TRANSLATED BY SARMAD ALMOHJA
ONE + ONE
Five six. Two, two, three...
Do not.
I do not know why you can not. You need to jump.
He was here and went to l. It's here. The jump is here.
It's here. Why are you going back? Must be on the same line.
Let's go.
Five six seven eight.
One two three four. Jump!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Mica. Can we hear the music?
Ayanna, sit down. You're a waste of time.
Girls, come on.
Right. Ayanna, you can come.
Quick, please. Quick.
Right. Let's go again? Relax, everybody.
Last attempt, Ayanna. Last
It is now or never.
Focus!
Watch out!
-Stop the car! -No the same!
Stop the car!
-Stop the car! -What is it?
Stop the car! Stop!
-Get on. "What are you doing, man?"
- Quick! -Where's the package?
- Fuck the package. -Fuck you!
What are you doing? What is it?
Come on, lass. Do not faint, please.
Do not faint. Come on, wake up. Please!
We'll be here in two minutes, hold on. Get out of the way!
We're almost at the hospital. Two minutes.
Let's go!
Is anyone there? Doctor, please.
Help!
Somebody help! She is very hurt.
Doctor?
Where are they all?
Nurse! A doctor, please!
Doctor? Do you have a doctor? Please, help!
I decided to make a movie about your story.
The story of your life, yours and hers.
It will be a modern Romeo and Juliet.
Romeo and Juliet?
Who are these?
The most beautiful love story ever written.
-But who are you? I'm a director. I make movies.
-Romeo and Juliet? -Yes.
But I'd rather call Juliet and Romeo.
What's your name again?
"Did not I tell you?" -No.
Alice.
Hi, Alice.
Hello, Antoine.
Do you know who I am?
I think I recognized him.
Is that why you came?
I do not know. Perhaps.
Do not you regret it?
-No, all right. No regrets. -All right.
Can I ask a stupid question?
Given the situation, I prefer you to be an idiot.
Besides your music, what do you like the most in the world?
-I. -I?
-Yes. -Oh really?
-Oh really. -Same?
-I'm sure yes. -Of course yes!
It is true for everyone. That's why love makes success.
It is the only way to love someone who is not himself.
"But I have room for two." -??
Sometimes.
Good news.
Is that you? What do you like best?
Of love.
In all forms.
-Have a boyfriend? -Yes.
Are they together for a long time?
"I was three when I met him. -Wow!
No, I've never met any guys as sexy as my piano.
How much what?
-My piano. -Right.
Your parameters are high.
Do you always play in stations?
Whenever I can. I love playing in public places.
"It's the first time I miss a train." "Where were you going?"
"See another woman. - So he's a collector.
A love affair. A passionate collector.
Right there.
-Excuse. -Of course.
Yes? Yes, I'm finishing now.
I'm sorry.
For everything.
Thanks.
For everything.
Excuse. Do you have aspirin?
Thank you.
JULIETA AND ROMEU
What the hell is this?
One of our 380, one minute in front of us.
It is 2000 feet below n. He's going to Singapore.
We have the same trajectory in the beginning.
-Work or leisure? -It's no pleasure, I wish!
I'm writing for a movie by Rahul Abhi,
a great director of the new Indian wave.
Bollywood type?
"Not exactly. -No?
It is more... it is in black and white, format 1:33.
It's half past...
It's boring! -Got it!
A festival movie.
But the director won an Ó scar.
-Right. -Yes. I'm happy.
We are in a turbulent zone.
For your safety, remain seated and keep the belt buckled.
"Would you have another aspirin?" - I'll take it.
There you are, sir.
I went to see my father.
I followed the cicada's song
What was he doing? Playing guitar
What? I love you.
I am very happy.
If mama could see us...
Are you listening to me?
Will you marry me?
Did you hear me?
I thought it was off. Would you do it.
I'll get my bags and call you back.
-Right? Kiss. -Right.
What is your profession?
Mico.
Music genius.
Thank you.
Hi, Rahul! How are you?
What is the programming?
Look, I'd like to start
by recording the main theme.
With the orchestra.
Then we move to...
the robber scene, the visiting room...
We finished with the choreography at the end of the prison.
Right.
In any case...
Svagata. Welcome to Í India.
-Namastê. -Namastê.
"Hold the wheel." - I'm holding on.
We do not drive here. We avoid accidents.
It is a stunt country.
If you pass a pharmacy, can you stop?
-What have? -Headache.
Is it frequent? He started on the plane.
If we survive the hotel, I have until tomorrow to rest!
Do not. We got a little appointment tonight.
The ambassador arranged a reception for you.
-Shit. - The cream of Bombay.
You're a star here, you know that?
A superstar, really.
-Speak again. -Again?
Repeat. Am I very famous here?
Very famous?
"You're very famous. -Same?
Is the film really a real story?
That's right. Do you know Sanjay, the thief? -Yes.
He was arrested when he left the hospital.
And since she had chosen the girl's life instead of money...
And they themselves act? The thief and the victim?
Yes.
They are as living gods, here in India.
That's why I called Juliet and Romeo.
Very clever. Why are not Eve and Adam?
-It's my next movie. -Same?
We should always put women ahead.
-Is that you? Do you have a girlfriend in Paris? -Yes.
He is a pianist.
-Right. She's beautiful.
Beautiful. I feel fine when I'm with her.
I do not know why.
When we're together, it feels like I'm alone.
It is not evil.
She does not bother me.
Neither did I. Finally found...
Rhythm? Equilibrium?
Or myself with breasts. You know?
She's just like me, really.
Let's not bother, it's good.
The only problem is that she just asked me to marry her.
That was 15 minutes ago.
-No! -Yes.
-In the airport? -That.
Marriage for all, but not for me.
These people on the street, what do you think of life?
How is it?
Listen... they learn. It is the first life.
And the best school is suffering.
It is a great honor for the French embassy
to celebrate the presence of Antoine Abeilard,
great French composer known around the world,
and winner of the Ó scar by Sinfonia Track of Chance in 2010.
We also celebrated Rahul Abhi,
great director of the new Indian wave.
His immense talents have united for the pleasure of all n s.
I would like to pay tribute to this collaboration
rewarding French-Indian.
Dear Antoine, welcome to Í India,
a country where everything is possible,
where life and death have different meaning from elsewhere.
The country of...
How to say?
-Eternity. -Eternity, thank you.
The country of eternity, in a way.
Dear Rahul, dear Antoine...
-Excuse me. "Kissing everyone."
Kissing the magnificent actors Ayanna and Sanjay,
our new Romeo and Juliet.
Juliet and Romeo.
That changes everything, it's another movie.
-Juliet and Romeo. -Angry!
So is the ambassador's wife?
Someone has to be.
Is not it difficult? Are not the diners tedious?
Depends on who sits next to me.
Certainly.
-I'm doing fine? -Very well.
How do you choose the films for which you compose?
I leave that to my agent.
-Who is it? -My agent...
It seems cliché, but it is chance.
"Let fate decide for you." -My talent is luck. I am lucky.
When it comes to luck,
I believe we have what we deserve,
and in the end everything that happens is for good.
Life is well made and always one step ahead.
Each one must fulfill his personal dharma.
-Not disturbing the cosmos. -Dharma?
"The natural order of things. -I understand. Are there Indian theories?
Yes and no. It is fundamental, intimately and deeply that I think of life.
Everything happens for good. I'm reading a book, The Secret,
about positive thinking.
It is mad as the power of thought makes things happen.
Just think hard. I speak to the universe.
I say: infinite universe, make it happen.
Yes, I say so.
"Infinite universe, make it happen." It motivates me.
When we think... we will not laugh!
Your thoughts take off, they spread...
Thoughts have power. They collide.
There are thoughts in the world and around this table.
You say "infinite universe" and things can happen.
When I want to get rid of a negative thought,
I go to the bathroom and play for the discharge.
I toss my thoughts down the barrel.
Or, sometimes, I take a paper,
drawing two circles, I write his name, "Antoine."
I write something that you want very much.
I cut it in half and burned the pieces to ashes.
How unoccupied!
"You're laughing at me. -Because I do not understand.
Sorry, it's my passion.
Speak very well.
It does not make sense, you should not be equipped...
-I mean... "Do you think I'm missing what?"
A little spirituality. He is a pragmatist.
Can I find spirituality here? Are you in the stores?
It's Í India! The center of spirituality. Of the supernatural.
Land of myths, gods, thousands of stories.
-AND... "Would not you have an aspirin?"
-Headache? I'll get him! -No the same, nothing to see.
"He's polite. -I was a Boy Scout.
My eye is throbbing.
Say "infinite universe, end this pain".
Talk to the universe. I always do.
It works. It is the power of positive thinking.
Are you married? "Better than that, I'm sorry.
I'm in love.
It's scam. Wonderful.
-What's her name? -Alice.
Cool, that's a nice name.
Alice in Wonderland.
It was random, it escaped.
Excuse me. I bet it always happens.
It's beautiful. It gives the idea of...
-What does she do? - It's a quarry.
No, he's a pianist. Ó tima. It will come here after the recordings.
That Cool. How lucky to be an artist.
I did not plan.
I always thought it would be freer,
But it happened, and I like it. I like.
As I said, the music is ..
I have...
In your veins.
The ambassador must be worried.
-What is? - "You are an artist" in Hindi.
They were silent!
It is a sample of the famous French arrogance.
That's it. You got it.
It's fun.
-But... "It's the little pleasures.
You must know that, Mr. Ambassador.
I'm ecstatic...
This is great. I thought I'd get bored, but it's fine.
-Same. That was the idea.
-I understand the reaction. -But it's very cool.
The notion of time...
"Do you miss France?" -In nothing.
I found my purpose here.
I feel close to the earth, the stars, the life, the cosmos...
I feel close to spirituality.
What about stupidity? It can not be far.
No, but it makes me laugh. Excuse me.
I would love to be converted, but it's complicated.
Do not you see signs everywhere?
I'm going to need a week to get back together, that was too much information.
What about my question?
You are not what I think.
I'm obsessed.
Wow, keep thinking.
I'm obsessed with finding the answer.
Can we talk when you come? I'm kind of tired.
-I love you. -Know.
-Hey. I love you. -Me too.
It's great.
I love you kind of tired, but still.
Kiss. Good evening.
Good evening.
I can enter?
Please.
-What happened? -? that...
Looks like I've looked at you all night.
AND?
My husband stayed the month.
Shit. Excuse me.
-Can I seat? -Yes.
He said: "You have not stopped staring!
Go away! If you think it's beautiful, go with it. "
And here I am. He kicked me out.
In life, there is what we say and what we think.
It's half...
Do not. There is what we say and what we dare say.
What do you think about this?
I think this is ridiculous,
My head is killing me and I would love to sleep.
And what were you thinking about at dinner?
"Do I have to say everything?" -Yes.
I wondered...
what happened, to want to betray her husband.
"Is that a good thing?"
"Do you like sodomy?" -Same?
On the banks of the Ganges.
That's what I did not dare ask.
And I wondered if he did not want to touch me.
You're direct!
I just got taken out.
But it's getting way ahead. Normally...
You are the hunter.
It's my role. But it's cornering me.
-lt's good to change the papers. -It's not bad, not the same.
-But I... "I was excited to do that.
"Are not we dreaming?" -Certainly.
"What hours should you record tomorrow?" -As?
When do you record tomorrow?
Ten hours.
Right.
-It's all right? -Yes.
- Hello. -Good...
-Antoine? "Yes, Laurent.
Very good. Just slow down before the piano.
-Right. -And the woods...
Did you hear well?
You can play a little stronger.
Watch out for the breaks.
It was accelerated, more late.
Right. Want more fade in the violins?
- More expression? -A little.
-It's all right? -Good job guys.
Sorry, my husband could not come. I came alone.
Right.
Everyone had fun yesterday and they found it very nice.
-I say the same. "Even more so the ambassador of Russia.
-Antoine? -Yes, I'm sorry.
From the start?
Let's work the coda. Take it from the beginning.
Okay, from the beginning. From the beginning, again.
"I dreamed of you tonight. -Same?
What did I do?
You came to my room after your husband had an attack of the month.
There was no attack, stay calm.
On the contrary. I mean...
It's interesting because you were...
She was very upset and very determined.
"I wanted to comfort her and punish her. -Very interesting.
Here we filmed many chapati westerns.
Chapati?
- Is not that spaghetti? -Chapati is an Indian pest!
Namastê.
Thank you, I do not know how to thank you enough.
Would not you like to eat with us?
We will eat quickly and we will return.
I do not want to disturb you.
It's spicy, it's Í India!
-But it's great. So was the embassy!
I never said the opposite.
Antoine! Mrs! I want to introduce two of my best friends.
The great stars Priyanshu and Kalki.
-Much pleasure. -Sra. Ambassador. Antoine Abeilard.
-Much pleasure. -Much pleasure.
"She's beautiful. -Thanks.
Yes, wonderful.
-You too. -Thanks.
-Enjoy. -I loved the hair.
-But it's not real. -Right.
-Enjoy. -Where do we sit?
Choose. At the roundabout? I have reached them.
I love the art scene. So fun! It's good to vary.
I guess.
But you stay at the embassy all day?
Of course not, I go out a lot.
If I were not going to travel, I would always listen to the recording.
Are you going to travel?
More or less, it's something delicate.
I am going on a pilgrimage of fertility.
Pilgrimage of fertility.
I noticed your reaction.
"I have not had children yet. -I'm sorry.
My husband and I love each other, we would love to have a child.
Is not it easier to make love all the time?
But we can not...
Make love?
Get pregnant.
-The question of time. "Yes, but a lot of women do it.
It is psychological, it depends on the history of each one.
And what happens in my head is not easy.
How is the pilgrimage?
It's unbelievable! I must go to Benares, a holy city.
It is a Hindu celebration,
millions of pilgrims bathe in the Ganges, a holy river.
It is the junction of three rivers.
I know the Ganges. I know the least.
The idea of purification is strong in India.
People purify their souls.
It is a moment of introspection, of washing away sins,
to leave the terrestrial body.
We leave the bodies to avoid reincarnation...
-I saw that! -Continues.
"I'm pragmatic." - And the whole question of fertility.
The vessel symbolizes the Earth and Earth.
They fill him with water and see Amma in southern India.
"What is Amma?" -Amma is...
It's unbelievable!
He is one of the greatest spiritual leaders of today, a woman...
Imagine God. She is an avatar of God.
It is 100% sacred. The sacred permeates our lives.
When I saw you recording before, there was something sacred there.
The music is divine. And she's 100% divine Give unconditional love.
There is no ego, no desire... It can embrace ten thousand people a day.
There is a beautiful story about fertility.
A woman who could not have children went to Amma.
Amma hugged her and said she would have a child.
But the doctor said she was not pregnant.
She came back to Amma, who said, you're alive, I swear.
But the ultrasound still showed nothing.
A year has passed. After 14 months, she gave birth.
It was a miracle. A legend, perhaps, but a miracle.
I believe in miracles.
Can she stop my migraine?
Migraine is nothing to her.
She does much more difficult things. S must believe.
"What time is the plane?" - I'm not flying.
I'm afraid.
I'm going by train. Pilgrimage, as the Indians do.
-I understand. -I...
So I'm going by train, I want to do as...
-I want to pay. I mean... "It's namaste."
-What a motive! "I want to do as they do here.
"What do you like about your husband?" -What do I like?
- I think he... he has a gift. -??
He is generous.
He is honest. Sincere.
Pure.
He hates lies and wants to change the world.
-What about? -Not bad!
Can you change the world and take care of you at the same time?
"Is it possible?" "Yes, yes.
-What work! -Yes. And he questions a lot.
I like people like that.
I ask myself questions that nobody else does.
Like what?
They come out of nowhere. Who creates pre-built ideas?
Why are the absentees guilty? How much does a scale weigh?
-Nice. -Essential!
Very essential.
Where did the birds land before the ropes of light?
Why know the speed of light, but not the darkness?
-That's great! "He's not that pragmatic!"
To whom do we owe the last breath?
When does the boomerang resolve to return? Because?
When does the boomerang resolve to return? It's because?
-I never thought about it. -Because we do not give a damn!
That is why. We did not call. But I do.
How did you meet your pianist?
It's my turn to ask about mates.
"It's fair. -That. How did you meet her?
I missed a train.
EVERYBODY CAN PLAY!
-I can play? - Yes, everyone can.
Thank you.
-Talk well. -Hope so! It's my job.
-?? -Yes.
Do you always play in the station? -Everyday.
It makes life easier for my neighbors.
Here, if they do not like it, they just keep walking.
"At least, of course. -Yes.
You do not play bad either.
Hope so! It's my job.
It's good!
Let's bother a little.
It is a beautiful story.
"She's weird. "It's true.
Do you often fall in love?
Honestly? All the time.
-I'm being honest. "And that's fine.
But it's kind of disheartening.
"Forgive the rarity a little." -Know.
It's strange, but I love love. I like the feeling.
I understand.
But in everything. Women, mica... vegetables.
Vegetables.
You do not fall in love with the person, but with love.
It goes from woman to woman.
I suppose I brought them enough.
Nonstop.
At least it's sincere.
But it is best to avoid it when it does.
Of course not.
Please.
I do not know if we'll meet...
-A kiss? -Of course.
-Good luck. -You too.
My regards to the ambassador. I mean, Samuel.
-Take care. -Thank you.
For headache, banana, tamarind and salt. It works!
I'm going to stop at the hospital.
-Good bye, lady! -Lazy! Do not stop.
-She is cool. "I thought you would not leave."
Sorry, I called you to eat.
- How's the pain? - It's not horrible.
Let her see.
The angle can explode at any time.
-Don't worry. -Hang on...
-Operation. "I have to go back to Paris."
You can not fly because of the pressure on the plane.
It is very risky.
The longer we wait, the greater the risk.
It's not right, Rahul. Not the same.
I'd rather discover it in Paris. Let's go.
Five minutes to go. "I prefer to use them to the maximum.
-I'm better. -Talk to her. It will not be anything.
Mr. Abeilard?
I have a request.
My first wish is to have a baby.
But if I could tell Amma about my other wish, it would be fine.
I'll make a special request.
What are you doing?
Kiss my wife's hand.
How sweet of you.
It is soft.
Does not it bother me that I call all the time?
No, I like it.
Where is it?
It's a task, I take my wife to the station.
What are you doing here?
I have so much pain that I opted for the medicine of the soul.
Excuse.
Wow, you're...
"She's brave. -Yes.
How did you find me?
Her husband said he could reach her by plane.
"Does it matter?" -No, not.
- Can we get a boat? -That. And then a bus.
"Is not it a canoe?" -No, a little boat.
I do not know.
It's crazy to be here.
Is not he handsome?
Did not go to the doctor?
-I went, but... -AND?
I was scared, I was scared.
I do not like other notices.
Fear of the doctor?
He's still a mama's boy.
Fully.
"You have the cheekbones on my face." -??
"Was she pretty?" - More than that!
It is the love of my life.
And your father?
I just met him a little while ago.
As well?
-Wants to know? -Yes.
-Same? -Yes.
Thank you very much. You're welcome.
Long live France!
Do you always have strangers for dinner?
It's the first time. -Same?
Thank you very much.
Why are you looking at me like that?
"It's the first time I've seen him. -We met?
Perhaps.
It's the police.
- Are you feeling guilty? - I do not understand.
Annie Abeilard.
-Who? -Annie Abeilard. Do not you tell him anything?
-French? -Yes.
I met many French.
Louise, Martine...
Annie Abeilard. Actress.
"And you were an actor. -I? Actor?
I tried.
No luck.
You two were in an Ettore Scola in 77.
You're right. It was...
We love each other so much. Beautiful movie.
-And then? -Here I am.
I do not understand.
Annie!
My God!
Look at me. Facing.
Do not move, I command.
Stopped.
To the right. Look at me. Do not move.
Left.
Very beautiful.
But believe me, I was even more.
And your mother realized that.
This is important. When did she first speak of me?
It's been three months.
Just before leaving.
Before leaving. AND?
Whenever I asked about my father...
What did she say?
It said...
"He's a loser. The less you know about him, the better. "
The less you know,
best.
Did she ever tell you that she was alive?
Do not. It was a case.
Cases are complicated.
Did you see your father after that?
You bet! It's in my house.
"Really?" -?.
Making up for lost time.
It's beautiful, is not it?
Explain to me. Where will we go?
We are crossing the Ganges. Then we took the bus.
Let's go to the mela, bathe in the Ganges.
There are ten thousand people there who are waiting for us.
I hope it heals your headache.
That's why I came.
- Still d i? - You're good.
"The cremations are incredible, are not they?" -Yes.
It seems to be the fastest means of reincarnation.
We will never know where we came from or where we are going.
So it is better to take advantage of what is offered to us.
Truth.
When we arrive?
We are in India. We know the time of departure, never the time of arrival.
Do not have aspirin?
I do not think so. I can see.
- I have perfume. Would you like? -No.
Have...
One second.
A candy. No, it's over.
I do not have much, sorry.
A word from you... A word from you and I get out.
Wide everything.
Let's set up a crepe bar.
Better yet, a naan booth!
He has a good face.
-As? -My language is Hindi.
Of course.
He wants to teach the priest to pray mass.
I agree with him.
There are two schools. The one of Jean-Charles, and...
"See the broken heart?" -Yes. Also see signs, now.
Difficult to avoid.
We are in this, what is a woman for you?
Do you really want to know?
An improved man.
I'm not on vacation without you. It's only two days! A little fresh air.
I've been in the hospital for six months.
It's not a lovers weekend.
There are ten million people here, not two.
She goes to the Ganges.
A kiss, I'll call you again. I love you.
I'm kind of lost.
I'd say it's over there, but...
What Micah would you put in this multidimensional scene?
Anything.
Maybe a guy whistling.
Or a bagpipe.
It would end with a piano and an orchestra.
It would be nice.
Where?
We have to find the gold. I have no idea.
To l. We cross the Ganges, where they make ablutions.
Yes my love?
It's all right.
It's unbelievable beyond imaginary.
It's surreal, it's sublime, it's...
So many people! I do not know how to explain.
I'm living something powerful.
It's here in front of me on the boat.
He means "hello."
Thank you.
Good morning, ambassador.
Fine thanks.
My girlfriend will arrive earlier, could I send a car to her?
Kind regards, thank you very much.
I'll pass on to your wife. Goodbye.
Thank you.
Yes I know. Do not worry, we'll be back to three.
-With the baby. -I wait for you.
See you later. I love you.
Goodbye.
Yes my love?
Sorry, Minister.
All right?
It's awesome.
I do not know if I can enter.
"Fear or cowardice?" "Cowardice, of course."
I would feel like a con man trying to strike.
I understand.
Listen to this.
"In certain parts of the Ganges, the aquatic life is impossible.
A third of the sewer is released into it.
Coliform bacteria reach 1.5 million per centiliter. "
Stop! I know, I read that.
But it is potential.
-Oh really? -Yes, it's potential.
"Really?" "Of course not!"
I know I believe everything you say, I'm a fool!
It is to purify, not to wash.
The 15 million Indians also do not get sick.
- It's bullshit. -What is it?
"Do it for the headache." -Hang on!
Come here!
Wait, all right.
What is it?
- I'm filming. -What?
A document on the mela.
Are we on the board?
- Yeah, I was filming. -I do not. Erase it.
"Are you happy now?" -Yes thanks. Good Morning.
-What is? - You're making a documentary.
"Where can we eat?" -As?
We want to eat. Do you know where we can go?
Let's go.
Have you seen this before?
Maybe in photos?
Sadhus seek separation from body and spirit.
They believe that by concentrating...
Yes?
They forget the pain. And that's it. You can see, you will faint of everything.
And he is not light.
I'll go next.
I want to do.
-I want to see! "It's a challenge.
I see you.
E
- See you too. -I know. What is it?
You.
Sleep well?
I slept.
What do you read?
It's called A + One.
It is about humanity.
About a man and a woman, Adam and Eve,
about how their meeting led to 7 billion of us.
It is about meditation, patience, young people.
About the great privileges of life...
Do you believe in these bullshit?
Spend your whole life without being yourself, fine.
Do not know yourself, lie to yourself, why not?
"I'm not myself. -No.
It's me and it's me.
I do not know who you are. Always laughing
"I do not know you, either." "Really?"
In fact, A + One is...
What is it?
"Putting you in your place." -Go ahead.
What is it like to be me?
-Don't get annoyed. -Can go.
"And I will be you." -Of course. I'm Anna, you're Antoine.
-I am Antoine. -Right.
- I'll put on the beret. I'll get the book.
Right.
You always slip, totally blasé and bored.
Sick of it all.
-Sra. Ambassador. -Sr. Blasé.
A + A is not a book,
it is an experience of altruism.
- I do not talk like that! -Speaks.
"Are we in this or not?" -It's all right.
It's actually a book...
It's interesting.
Talk about a group,
people of different nationalities who decide to dine together.
They want to find a common language, that of the heart.
Do boomerangs come back or not come back? Who cares?
Beast or what? Does he come back or not?
And the fucking bird questions!
Where did they land before the telephone wires?
I think he got upset because he just saw himself.
"Of course not. It's ridiculous! He heard himself and it was a shock.
Ridiculous!
- Shock. -No the same!
Yes. It's hard to face.
-Your imitation... "It's time to wake up, Anna.
Let me finish. Her music is divine.
But it's only you open your mouth that disappoints us. Often.
You should have an oboe in your mouth.
It's cool, more poetic.
"It's the poor man's tool." -Liked it.
"I'm going to whistle." -Truth.
Do not you agree?
"Do you have another train after that?" -That.
And a boat.
And then, Amma.
Amma's embrace.
How's the pain?
There you are, you're listening.
Did you come for me or the headache?
What do you prefer?
What would you like?
Do you know.
For the headache.
Hello?
I'm fine dear. Where is it?
It's beginning.
"Where is it?" At the airport, waiting for the suitcases.
Is it?
I think there's a car waiting for you.
Yes, they said a driver would come.
Great, perfect.
All right, my dear.
See you later. I love you.
Love you too. Kiss.
Yes, good trip.
-Stop. Okay, I stopped.
-Welcome to Í India! -Thanks.
It is kind of embassy, send a car.
It is the default.
Is the ambassador legal?
Very cool.
I like him.
-And the wife? -Also.
I would say it is exceptional.
-Hello? -Sr. Ambassador?
Yes?
Dinner at the Russian embassy was postponed 30 minutes.
Do not need to arrive before 20.45?
That may come at the last minute.
Are you going to drive or use the driver?
I'm going with the driver, we're going.
-Thanks for call. - Until last night.
"Why did you fool me?" -It was a joke.
A joke fails...
That's how I met my wife.
EMBASSY OF FRANCA
-Please! -Yes?
-When does the embassy open? It's 10 o'clock.
I was robbed, lost everything.
I do not have a suitcase, documents, passport...
I can not even afford a coffee.
Hang on. Lost your bag or was it stolen?
I do not know. I fell asleep on the train.
I do not remember anything.
Come on, let's get some coffee. Tell me everything.
-Same? -Certainly.
Is it from the embassy?
More or less.
How long to take a passport?
Let's talk calmly.
"Can I really come up?" -Of course.
Right. Because...
-I do not have an address, phone... "I can not hear you."
Who are you, exactly?
I'm the ambassador's personal driver.
-What do you do? -I'm teacher.
Of what? -Filosophy Oriental for children.
This explains the trip to Canada.
A little. Germany has always fascinated me.
Where will we go?
Let's get a drink, get some coffee, and head back to the embassy.
I'll introduce you to the ambassador.
I believed for an hour that he was the driver.
When I said I was the ambassador, I was already in love with the driver.
Good story.
-Are we almost there? - A boat is missing.
-No, it's late. -Know.
I have a friend.
We are close.
"I'll have them fixed." It's common in India.
-What is it? -Peanut.
Thanks.
Are not we overreacting?
In what?
In all.
"It was you who came to the station. -Yes I know.
It was idiotic.
I think it's about to...
forget a husband with whom she wants a baby.
And I, the woman who wants to marry me.
I'm not very comfortable.
I do not know. Perhaps.
If I count all the...
all the small moments since the embassy,
the small signs that gave...
- Did I signal? -Certainly.
What kind?
The Ganges in wet clothes was a bit much.
I was ashamed for the boat on the side.
"I was purifying myself in the Ganges!" -Yes.
Everyone in the Ganges was wet. She was as wet as everyone else.
I did not think it would bother you.
Plus, I'm civilized, educated.
I smile, I'm a woman. If that makes me a whore...
I never said that. I would not even say.
It's your fault too, look at you!
It's seductive, funny, free, everything! What I do with you?
Do not cry!
I'm not, but I was to do what?
We're screwed, we're in deep shit!
Look at you! Kidding, making me laugh. Expecting what?
Cases are not the good thing. Never give anything.
We're going straight to a disaster. I do not...
I really respect you.
You're touching and I do not want to hurt you.
-Neither to me. -Thanks. It is exciting.
"I hit him a little, then. - It was me.
What is so smart, what do we do now?
We continue.
"You go to Amma and I'll be back." - What about the headache?
"You're still here." You need to see Amma.
There is no alternative.
So let's both, but as friends.
You know, what you just did was horrible.
I want you even more.
What you told me is...
totally sexy.
That was not the intention.
I want us to get more out of it.
-It's pretentious... -No, it's fine. Right.
I like it even more.
We only have problems with rich people. Nothing severe.
Get peanuts.
Which is! Let's go?
Is it a wedding or a funeral?
I think it's a wedding.
Where are you going?
I think even Amma for the blessing. We'll see you there.
"Did you know I grew up on a boat?" -Same?
My adoptive parents were sailors.
I spent my childhood in a boat, in the canals.
When I'm in France, I visit them on the boat house.
We're almost there. Right. How sweet!
All right, I'll tell you.
Hugs and kisses, see you later.
It was Samuel. He said that Alice will stay at the embassy.
- It's all going well. -That Cool.
After we see Amma, I'll catch a flight.
It will be difficult to talk to you as a friend.
- We can let it flow. -Of course.
"Are you happy?" -Much.
-Is that you? -Much.
It's good to be friends!
And here on the boat, what would be the music?
He would make a pear.
-You pear? -Certainly.
Certainly. But he never wrote one.
And the movie trail is what?
-Calm, let it flow. -Rules are the pears.
If Mozart were to live now, he would write for films.
Chopin and Rachmaninov's successes were used in films.
A pear about what?
Women in general.
I owe them.
"Written by you?" - That, for me.
What would you say?
Something very simple. That's right, nine times out of ten.
But they always start for the tenth time.
I begin to know you.
It is very difficult to maintain familiarity.
"Let it flow".
-I have an idea. -What?
The third person.
"Is she going to Amma?" -Of course! It's him?
He goes, and then there's a flight.
And he still has a headache.
He'll be better afterwards.
MY RELIGION IS LOVE
Hi. Mr. Abeilard's room, please.
Are you on schedule?
- Yeah, he's waiting for me. It's 206. Second floor.
Put the gun down! Do not stop!
-Did you sleep? -Almost anything.
Normal.
It would not work.
-Lots of luggage. -Yes.
Feather.
"Do you know what the Indians say?" -No.
They say that what matters in this life is to prepare for the next.
We're in the sketch.
Breakfast?
It's not a crazy dream. It could have happened.
How horrible.
I've never been so bad.
Not the first time.
Every new woman is a first time.
Who was the first?
The best friend of my mother.
Always the best for the son.
Her name was Paula.
Great breasts, great teacher.
It is good to have a compassionate hand.
No, it was...
Excuse me.
Leave it.
I thought we'd never end.
There...
I think I started the wrong way.
-No, it was great. It was the right way. -Yes?
-Yes. -We were very conventional.
Perhaps.
It's Samuel.
Answer.
Hello? How are you?
Took time to answer.
Sorry, it was not near the phone.
I had breakfast on the terrace.
I've been trying to call you all night.
Same? She was exhausted.
Amma made me exhausted.
I fell asleep fast, did not hear the phone. Excuse me.
Did not work out with her?
No, it was extraordinary.
They never hugged me like that.
"And Antoine?" -What about him?
Did Amma help you? Get rid of the headache?
-I think so, as far as I know. "Is he there?"
Yeah. I mean, it's in his room, not here.
I think I'll be back tonight.
"What time is the train?" "Actually, I did.
Are not you afraid to fly?
After Amma, I fear nothing else.
Is Antoine coming back with you?
I do not know, I do not read his mind.
I'll be at the airport.
Right. I'll let you know the time of the landing.
What kind of music is this?
It is the tuner, tuning the piano.
-Kiss. -Right.
-See you later. -Take care. See you later, kiss.
-Regreted? -No.
Do not.
I wanted.
Is that you?
I regret it was bad.
Who cares? It was not bad. We are two branches.
Maybe we were not comfortable.
Maybe, unconsciously, we wanted it to be bad.
You were bad for you. Not for me.
It will not be easy to explain that it was bad.
"Will you tell?" "Yes, I'd rather tell.
If I am honest, he will forgive me more easily.
Is that you?
Do not.
It will not be simple.
Too simple.
Answer.
It's your turn.
Let's go!
Hello.
Yes? All right?
Everyone here is attentive.
Is your head better?
I do not know if it's the Amma effect, but yes.
Good news. Amma looks incredible.
Will you be at the airport?
-Of course. -Right.
I do not think we should go back to the embassy.
But they're only legal. I do not know how to refuse.
It would be an insult. I mean, for the ambassador.
It's all right. See you later. Kiss.
It's stamped on the faces!
If we're all four at the airport...
Ladies and gentlemen, we are approaching Mumbai Airport.
Close the tables, straighten the chairs, and fasten your seat belts.
The lavatories will be shut down from now on. Thanks.
Beautiful.
What is?
It's Romeo and Juliet. There, "Juliet and Romeo."
It is the theme that Antoine wrote for Rahul's film.
It's beautiful. -Yes it is.
I always think these things happen to others.
Or in the theater.
That's why we need the theatrical twist.
As well?
-To be in control. "No control of what?" From who?
In the control of...
Hello.
As? Washington!
Tell the Prime Minister to return in ten minutes.
I'm looking for my wife at the airport.
This is wonderful!
Thank you.
-How are you dear? -Is that you?
-Antoine. -Hi Samuel.
-Alice. -Much pleasure. Anna.
-Coffee? -Of course.
Over there.
How did it go with Amma?
I do not even know how to describe it. You know?
Do not. She hugs people for 15 hours without stopping.
In the beginning I did not take it seriously, but it's beautiful.
It's magical. She gives love, embraces people. Heals the wounds.
It's crazy.
She has childlike look,
full of generosity and purity.
"And your headache?" -It's gone.
Incredible.
It's a little early to know if you're alive.
I think so.
-But with Amma... -Miracles happen.
With Amma, you never know.
It worked for me.
- I was assigned to Washington. -That's great!
-Washington is the best? -The best of the best.
- For ambassadors. -l'm glad we lived there.
And the recording in New York? Is it over?
Why did it leave the movie like that?
I said. Was to unwind...
And they're remixing, they do not need me.
Listen, I'll be straight.
Were recharging the batteries.
And, I do not know why,
I have the impression that the results were far beyond what was expected.
-Yes? -Yes?
As you imagine, I tried to call all night. In vain.
Never turn off the phone, so I worried.
I called the hotel. They called his room.
There was no response, so I woke up his girlfriend.
I asked him to get in touch with you.
But there was no response either.
We both imagine the worst possible.
How could it not get worse,
I offered one drink, then another and another. We talked a lot.
We imagine everything and more.
As we are very tense, worried,
and I would even say very unhappy,
Alice went to the piano.
Between Chopin and Mozart, a bit of Ravel,
I began to appreciate more and more the company of his girlfriend.
In a moment of inattention or despair, I decided to kiss her.
The kiss was eternal.
When we wake up,
we believe it is better to tell everything,
to make things more easy for you.
Or more difficult.
Truth always triumphs, and so it is so uncomfortable.
He's laughing. You're never serious.
Alice, can you forgive my deviations?
Do not. I can not.
Sorry, but I can not.
I think you did me a favor.
Forgive me?
-As? -Forgive me?
Do not.
Would not it be time to put the cards on the table?
Do not you think the cards are enough for one night?
I think I'm going to finish my music.
You come with me?
Do not you?
-It's all right. We start as friends? - We left.
And thank you, you did me a favor too.
-Nice to meet you. -The pleasure was all ours.
Why is love the only remedy for the pain it causes?
I'm sorry. I should never have done it.
I hope you will forgive me one day.
He's a wonderful man and I screwed up.
I just want to say what happened.
-No, I can imagine. -Imagine wrong.
Ever wondered what no one else does?
-No. -How much does a scale weigh?
Why do boomerangs come around?
Why measure the speed of light, not the dark?
Where did the birds land before the invention of telephone wires?
You know?
This fascinates me! I think these quest is essential.
If they are worth doing, the others are worth it.
Fuck the rest, 'cause life sucks.
I do not even know what I want anymore. I do not know what I want.
Thanks for everything. Thank you for n s. Thank you for saving my life.
I do not know what else to say.
And it was a pleasure meeting you.
And I loved you. That's it.
Please.
Stay a little.
Why speak such fools?
We did not do anything!
We could. We should.
We had control.
What matters?
You forgot it, huh?
The best memories are the ones we can forget.
J á li Marcel Aymé.
Do you know the difference between man and woman?
Do not.
The woman.
I'm leaving.
And I'm going to see Amma. Goodbye.
Yes, Minister.
Thank you, Minister.
I'm the happiest man in the world.
Thank you very much.
Good Morning.
-Come from? -New York.
Can you give me an autograph?
-Yes. For whom? -Solenne.
"I loved the trail of Juliet and Romeo.
Thank you. But it's been a long time.
-The passport? -Excuse me.
Thank you.
-Goodbye. -Goodbye.
I'll get the suitcase, wait for me there. The bag is missing.
I'll come.
Antoine, come down. What is it? Antoine?
Mam does not like it. It's not funny!
Antoine, come down now!
Come here. It is dangerous. Come on, come down.
Here, come down.
I told you to come, I'm not happy at all.
What is? Stop laughing, it's not funny.
Antoine, calm down. Stop.
Hi.
-How are you? -Good. Is that you?
-Why are you here? I'm coming from Rome.
Is that you?
New York.
It's been a while.
"Was he composing?" -Yes. It's all I know how to do.
"Are not you afraid to fly?" -No more.
Is that you? No headache?
I am fine.
She is my best friend.
- Hello. -His daughter.
"And my son, Antoine. Say hi". -Hi.
Come on, let's go get some candy.
So it worked.
Yes.
It's been a long time.
-As? -It's been a while.
"Cut your hair?" -Yes.
How old is he?
Four.
Was New York cool?
Yes, it's always...
It's always fun.
"Do you live in Paris?" -Yes.
Still with my father, who is there.
Go see the creature.
-On here. - It's the dinosaur.
How are you? -Very well.
Anna, my father. Your friend and the kids.
Did not you leave here alone?
And I came back with a family, you know!
"I've never seen Rahul's movie." -Juliet and Romeo?
It's on the internet.
I'll check.
"Where did you park?" -L.
Good...
-Goodbye. -Goodbye.
Children, say goodbye. Antoine, say goodbye.
-Goodbye. -Goodbye.
Bye, sir.
Let's go from txx?
You're my sweetie?
SOLD OFF
Goodbye.
Wait, dear.
Father, Mother, are you at home?
Hello? All right? Yes.
I just got back from the airport.
I'm fine dear.
No, I'd rather see you tomorrow.
I do not want you to get upset.
Love you too.
How are you? I'm in Paris.
I finished earlier, yes.
I am with my father. See you tonight?
Mam, what is Juliet and Romeo?
A love story that has a sad ending.
What is a love story?
It is when two people love each other, but they are always fighting.
Is that why the end is always sad?
Who is it, mama?
I do not know. See.
Who is it?
Antoine? Who is it?
It's the airport guy with a bouquet.
Subrip: Pix Sync by DanDee
A + UMA By Claude Lelouch
Caption: Carolina Althoff