1 00:00:55,888 --> 00:00:57,875 Antarctica. 2 00:00:58,375 --> 00:01:01,512 An inhospitable wasteland. 3 00:01:01,612 --> 00:01:05,315 But even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom, 4 00:01:05,415 --> 00:01:07,856 we find life. 5 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:16,658 And not just any life. 6 00:01:20,530 --> 00:01:22,332 Penguins. 7 00:01:22,532 --> 00:01:25,234 Joyous, frolicking, waddling, 8 00:01:25,334 --> 00:01:28,237 cute and cuddly life. 9 00:01:29,394 --> 00:01:33,376 Look at them tumbling onto their chubby bum-bums. 10 00:01:33,476 --> 00:01:36,213 Who could take these frisky little snow clowns... 11 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:40,316 Seriously? Does anyone even know where we're marching to? 12 00:01:40,416 --> 00:01:42,585 - Who cares? - I question nothing. 13 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:43,752 - Me, too. - Me, too. 14 00:01:43,852 --> 00:01:47,791 Well, fine! We'll just fly to the front of the line and see for ourselves. 15 00:01:47,891 --> 00:01:51,628 Kowalski! Rico! Engage aerial surveillance. 16 00:01:53,262 --> 00:01:57,387 Here we go! Doing it! Come on! Skipper, we appear to be flightless. 17 00:01:57,487 --> 00:01:59,951 Well, what's the point of these? 18 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:07,088 Whoa! I like it! Hey, this could be our thing! 19 00:02:09,179 --> 00:02:13,216 What are we gonna call it? Let's call it the... "high one." 20 00:02:14,011 --> 00:02:17,288 Hey! Anybody see that? That's an egg! Is someone gonna go get it? 21 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:20,076 - We can't do that. - Why not? 22 00:02:20,176 --> 00:02:23,960 Well, it's a dangerous world out there, and we're just penguins. 23 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,296 You know, nothing but cute and cuddly. 24 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:29,900 Yeah. Why do you think there are always documentary crews filming us? 25 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:36,840 Well, sorry, kid. You know, we lose a few eggs every year. It's just nature. 26 00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:41,344 Oh, right, nature. I guess that makes sense, but... 27 00:02:41,444 --> 00:02:43,013 something... 28 00:02:43,113 --> 00:02:48,418 something deep down in my gut tells me that it makes no sense at all. 29 00:02:48,818 --> 00:02:51,388 You know what? I reject nature! 30 00:02:53,323 --> 00:02:55,358 Who's with me?! 31 00:03:39,002 --> 00:03:42,305 The old ship. No one's ever returned from there alive. 32 00:03:44,473 --> 00:03:48,944 Relax, Kowalski. There's a bird down there now. Look, he's fine. 33 00:03:51,848 --> 00:03:56,653 - Leopard seals... nature's snakes. - Aren't snakes nature's snakes? 34 00:03:56,753 --> 00:03:59,556 How should I know? I live on the flipping frozen tundra. 35 00:04:01,524 --> 00:04:04,294 They're going for the egg! Give me a way down there, ASAP! 36 00:04:04,394 --> 00:04:07,745 All one would have to do is collect 300 feet of kelp, dry it in the... 37 00:04:07,845 --> 00:04:12,602 Tiny and helpless, the baby penguins are frozen with fear. 38 00:04:12,702 --> 00:04:17,540 They know if they fall from this cliff, they will surely die. 39 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:20,209 Gunter, give them a shove. 40 00:04:20,807 --> 00:04:24,781 ...harnessing the jellyfish we've trained to obey simple voice commands. 41 00:04:26,550 --> 00:04:27,886 Now, that's more like it! 42 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:44,135 That-a-boy, Rico! Don't let him have it! 43 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:48,585 Okay. I guess that works. 44 00:04:52,275 --> 00:04:53,716 Get to high ground! 45 00:05:00,016 --> 00:05:02,289 - Boo-yah! - Success! 46 00:05:06,435 --> 00:05:08,992 - I'd recommend firing it now. - Nope, hold on. 47 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:12,629 - We really should fire it. - Not till we see the white of its eyes. 48 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,898 They're mostly pupil. Very little white. Almost none! 49 00:05:14,998 --> 00:05:16,866 They got to have a little bit of white, right? 50 00:05:16,966 --> 00:05:20,071 - None whatsoever. - What if they look really far to the left? 51 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:23,932 Fire in the hole! 52 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:42,958 Kowalski, analysis? 53 00:05:43,326 --> 00:05:46,363 We are really awesome at this. 54 00:05:47,863 --> 00:05:51,000 Boys, we did it! Mission accomplished! 55 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:54,704 Hey, hey, we can do our thing. High one! 56 00:05:54,804 --> 00:05:56,006 Yes! 57 00:06:02,540 --> 00:06:03,551 My bad. 58 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:08,867 Look. It's... it's the miracle of birth. 59 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:14,091 A moment... of extraordinary beauty. 60 00:06:16,025 --> 00:06:20,231 Oh, that's disgusting! I think I have amniotic sac in my mouth! 61 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,185 Whoa! 62 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:30,185 Hello. Are you my family? 63 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:45,188 You don't have a family, and we're all going to die. Sorry. 64 00:06:45,388 --> 00:06:46,789 What? 65 00:06:46,889 --> 00:06:49,626 What? I thought that was what we were all nodding about. 66 00:06:49,726 --> 00:06:52,936 No one's gonna die! Know what you've got, kid? 67 00:06:53,036 --> 00:06:56,766 You've got us. We've got each other. 68 00:06:56,866 --> 00:06:59,907 And if that ain't a family, I don't know what is. 69 00:07:04,307 --> 00:07:06,141 So adorable. 70 00:07:06,241 --> 00:07:08,578 Kowalski, what's our trajectory? 71 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:12,809 - 95% certain we're still doomed. - And the other five percent? 72 00:07:12,909 --> 00:07:16,653 Adventure and glory like no penguins have ever seen before. 73 00:07:16,753 --> 00:07:19,622 - I'll take that action. - But where are we going? 74 00:07:19,922 --> 00:07:22,025 The future, boys. 75 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:24,264 Glorious future! 76 00:07:33,068 --> 00:07:36,939 That song! I swear it's gonna make me lose my salmon. 77 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:38,908 Singing getting louder, Skipper! 78 00:07:39,008 --> 00:07:42,703 Then move faster! Somebody get that wig off Private. 79 00:07:46,016 --> 00:07:50,420 - Kowalski, status report! - I'm really getting tired of this song. 80 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:58,036 Well, the best part of owning a circus is you can transport a cannon over state lines. 81 00:08:11,475 --> 00:08:15,907 Ten years ago on this very day, a tiny egg hatched, 82 00:08:16,007 --> 00:08:20,274 and our world got a little bit cuter. So tonight, Private, 83 00:08:20,474 --> 00:08:23,286 we celebrate your birthday 84 00:08:23,386 --> 00:08:28,439 by infiltrating the United States gold depository at Fort Knox! 85 00:08:28,539 --> 00:08:29,933 - Splendid! - What? 86 00:08:30,033 --> 00:08:31,980 There she is, boys. 87 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:35,897 The object of our unholy desire. The butter on our biscuit. 88 00:08:35,997 --> 00:08:37,453 - The royal flush. - Skipper? 89 00:08:37,553 --> 00:08:40,236 Private, what's our rule about interrupting analogies? 90 00:08:40,336 --> 00:08:44,014 - Sorry. Please continue. - The moment's gone. Private ruined it. 91 00:08:44,114 --> 00:08:46,509 Sir, we're approaching our target. 92 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:52,015 - But, Skipper, I really... - Are you questioning my leadership, Private? 93 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,981 - No, sir. - Too bad. 94 00:08:54,817 --> 00:08:58,655 - 'Cause I respect a soldier with some moxie. - Really? Then I really think we should... 95 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:02,692 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dial back the moxie, sass-mouth. 96 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:06,568 Oh, look at you. Still so adorable. 97 00:09:08,163 --> 00:09:09,169 Fire in the hole! 98 00:09:14,403 --> 00:09:16,839 8:00. Night-night time. 99 00:09:17,039 --> 00:09:18,196 Wha...? 100 00:09:21,911 --> 00:09:23,941 Private, come on! 101 00:09:31,387 --> 00:09:34,288 - Please enter pass code. - Kowalski, you're up. 102 00:09:35,047 --> 00:09:39,510 - Please enter pass code. - Rico, sonic incursion device. 103 00:09:42,365 --> 00:09:44,000 Oh, come on, you're kidding right? 104 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:47,604 Kentucky, Skipper. They do love their Flatt and Scruggs. 105 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:50,440 Y'all come in now, y'hear? Have yourself a iced tea. 106 00:10:06,822 --> 00:10:08,861 Private, if you could have anything you wanted 107 00:10:08,961 --> 00:10:12,240 in the whole wide world, what would it be? 108 00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:16,746 Well, gee, Skipper, I think to be a meaningful and valued member of this team. 109 00:10:16,846 --> 00:10:18,852 Well, we got you something else. 110 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:25,008 - A vending machine? - Well, not just any vending machine, Private. 111 00:10:25,108 --> 00:10:29,923 The last remaining home in America's nanny state for those succulent 112 00:10:30,023 --> 00:10:33,817 but chemically hazardous bits of puffed heaven called... 113 00:10:34,617 --> 00:10:36,486 Cheezy Dibbles! 114 00:10:36,586 --> 00:10:40,355 Happy ding-dong birthday, you little scamp! 115 00:10:41,111 --> 00:10:42,425 Thank you! 116 00:10:49,432 --> 00:10:51,701 You mess with the bull, you're gonna get the horns, Private. 117 00:10:51,801 --> 00:10:54,424 Now, hit that machine and get your present. 118 00:10:57,974 --> 00:11:02,438 We just broke into the most secure facility in North America. 119 00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:03,751 You know what that means? 120 00:11:03,851 --> 00:11:06,583 We're wanted criminals who'll be on the lam the rest of our lives, 121 00:11:06,683 --> 00:11:08,918 always feeling the hot breath of Johnny Law on our necks? 122 00:11:09,018 --> 00:11:14,205 No! It means, as elite units go, we're the elitest of the elite. 123 00:11:14,305 --> 00:11:18,697 Top shelf in the bureau. The penultimate, plus one. 124 00:11:20,537 --> 00:11:21,898 Where'd Private go? 125 00:11:23,177 --> 00:11:24,967 Oh, there he is. D-3. 126 00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:28,938 - Oh, Private. How much is he? - He's $3.50, sir. 127 00:11:29,038 --> 00:11:32,340 Well, that's outrageous. Even for Private. 128 00:11:33,309 --> 00:11:35,151 Sir, the machine is alive! 129 00:11:36,312 --> 00:11:39,532 I don't think I like your attitude, vending machine. 130 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,153 Or your prices! Release them! 131 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:49,230 What the...? 132 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:50,168 - Kowalski, analysis. - All evidence indicates... 133 00:12:51,086 --> 00:12:53,555 I ate too many Cheezy Dibbles. 134 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:57,760 We're behind enemy lines and incredibly thirsty. 135 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:01,266 Rico, bust us out of this delicious prison. 136 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,023 Nice work, Rico. 137 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:09,946 You are a meaningful and valued member of this team. 138 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:28,657 Private, quit lollygagging. And regular gagging. 139 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:34,364 Dark and ominous... Two of my least favorite traits in a room. 140 00:13:34,464 --> 00:13:37,999 - Oh, look! A button. - Private, don't! 141 00:13:40,503 --> 00:13:43,539 - Now, what have I told you about... - Sorry, what? 142 00:13:50,179 --> 00:13:55,452 It looks like some sort of giant laser sent to kill us all, sir. 143 00:13:57,853 --> 00:13:59,543 - Another one. - No! 144 00:14:03,158 --> 00:14:05,061 - Wha...? - Naughty, naughty. 145 00:14:07,963 --> 00:14:11,808 Pretty birds belong in their cages. 146 00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:33,455 Now, that's just hurtful. And I was so happy to see you again. 147 00:14:34,799 --> 00:14:38,260 Skipper, Kowalski, Rico... 148 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:43,166 and sweet little Private. Boop! 149 00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:44,667 Who are you? 150 00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:48,170 The humans know me as Dr. Octavius Brine. 151 00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:52,375 Renowned geneticist, cheese enthusiast, 152 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:56,179 and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives. 153 00:14:56,679 --> 00:15:00,783 But you know me by a different, much older name. 154 00:15:00,883 --> 00:15:05,120 A name perhaps you'd hoped you'd never hear again. 155 00:15:05,368 --> 00:15:09,658 A phantom! A shadow of a former life! 156 00:15:10,058 --> 00:15:12,728 I... am... 157 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,660 Dave! 158 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,672 - Kowalski? - Sorry, sir, no clue. 159 00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:24,954 Dave! 160 00:15:25,154 --> 00:15:27,588 - Dave! - Dave! 161 00:15:27,688 --> 00:15:29,846 - Dave? - Dave! 162 00:15:29,946 --> 00:15:32,251 - Dave. - Dave! 163 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,055 Sorry. 164 00:15:41,155 --> 00:15:45,112 Wait. Wait. I... I live this way. 165 00:15:47,964 --> 00:15:52,270 - Go ahead, Dan, continue. - You seriously don't remember me? 166 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:58,607 Dave! Dave! Right! Oh, yeah, long time. 167 00:15:58,955 --> 00:16:00,097 How's the wife? 168 00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:03,412 I've never been married. 169 00:16:03,946 --> 00:16:08,952 You may not remember me, but I could never forget you. 170 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,289 Let's shake up some old memories. 171 00:16:12,589 --> 00:16:15,125 New York City. 172 00:16:16,925 --> 00:16:18,727 The Central Park Zoo. 173 00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:20,884 Life was good. 174 00:16:21,329 --> 00:16:24,433 Roomy tank, great location, 175 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:27,144 monkey-house views. 176 00:16:28,037 --> 00:16:29,639 And, of course... 177 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,041 my adoring legion of fans. 178 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,243 - Cool. - Dave! 179 00:16:34,343 --> 00:16:38,014 The octopus of a thousand tricks. 180 00:16:38,734 --> 00:16:42,084 - Awesome! - I was the total package. 181 00:16:42,184 --> 00:16:43,519 - Wow. - Hey, kids! 182 00:16:43,619 --> 00:16:45,821 You got to see this. Get up here quick! 183 00:16:46,321 --> 00:16:49,058 - Come on, kids. Come on... - And then you arrived. 184 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,427 Oh, they're so adorable! 185 00:16:51,527 --> 00:16:54,597 Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. 186 00:16:54,697 --> 00:16:57,600 - And took everything from me. - They're so cute! 187 00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:01,838 - They're so adorable. - Have you ever seen anything cuter? 188 00:17:03,038 --> 00:17:05,742 Four adorable baby penguins. 189 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:10,613 With you around, no one wanted an old octopus anymore. 190 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,348 "Out you go, Dave." 191 00:17:14,148 --> 00:17:17,019 And so it went, over and over, 192 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,521 - at zoo after aquarium. - Dad, look! 193 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,390 I can't see the penguins, man! 194 00:17:21,490 --> 00:17:24,377 Adorable penguins stole the show. 195 00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,767 While I was shunned. 196 00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:35,247 Forgotten. 197 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,013 Unwanted. 198 00:17:44,513 --> 00:17:46,312 Alone. 199 00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:51,954 That sounds awful. 200 00:17:52,054 --> 00:17:54,523 Oh, it was. 201 00:17:54,623 --> 00:17:59,295 I came to realize some creatures are born to get all the love. 202 00:17:59,595 --> 00:18:02,064 The rest of us get nothing! 203 00:18:02,364 --> 00:18:06,535 The only thing that has kept me going all these years is my 204 00:18:06,635 --> 00:18:09,840 burning thirst for revenge! 205 00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:15,309 And my precious souvenir snow globe collection. 206 00:18:20,082 --> 00:18:23,018 What is wrong with you?! 207 00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:27,923 Oh, Daryl, Daryl, Daryl, you can't blame us for what happened to you. 208 00:18:28,934 --> 00:18:33,229 Can. That's how this whole revenge thing works. 209 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:38,451 And with this, I finally have the power to destroy you. 210 00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:39,738 Crikey! 211 00:18:45,508 --> 00:18:47,876 Nicolas, cage them. 212 00:18:48,576 --> 00:18:51,213 I've got some bad news for you, Dennis. 213 00:18:51,313 --> 00:18:55,070 You messed with the wrong birds. Because we are an elite unit, 214 00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:58,687 the best of the best. Cream of the corn on a platinum cob. 215 00:18:58,787 --> 00:19:03,849 And we're gonna take your deadly green goop and sashay right out the exit hatch. 216 00:19:03,949 --> 00:19:06,896 And just how are you going to do that? 217 00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:09,498 Deploy secret weapon. 218 00:19:11,243 --> 00:19:14,970 - The cheese, it burns! - Roll out. 219 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,390 After them! 220 00:19:26,281 --> 00:19:28,751 All right, boys, it's just like Cuba. 221 00:19:28,951 --> 00:19:30,683 Taxi! 222 00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:38,061 How about some music? Something chase-y. 223 00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:42,432 Here they come. 224 00:19:44,032 --> 00:19:47,503 - Let's move. - Stroke! Stroke! Stroke again! 225 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,039 Stroke some more! Stroke! 226 00:19:50,539 --> 00:19:54,443 Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Sorry! Stroke! Stroke! 227 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:07,305 - We got baddies, six o'clock. - Kowalski, battle formation. 228 00:20:11,093 --> 00:20:15,831 So you squeegees want to do the gondola mambo? Let's dance. 229 00:20:16,431 --> 00:20:19,134 Mother-of-pearl, that stings! I've lost visual. 230 00:20:19,876 --> 00:20:22,538 - Kowalski, be my eyes. - Left. 231 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,873 Right, right! Up! 232 00:20:25,073 --> 00:20:26,508 Duck. 233 00:20:28,635 --> 00:20:30,779 - I think I got 'em. - They are down, sir. 234 00:20:30,879 --> 00:20:32,749 Excelente. 235 00:20:39,755 --> 00:20:41,156 - Skipper! - They're back up. 236 00:20:41,256 --> 00:20:44,864 - And we are running out of canal. - Parker Posey! Go all-terrain. 237 00:20:49,764 --> 00:20:51,038 Will you marry me? 238 00:20:57,139 --> 00:20:59,343 We've lost engine one! 239 00:21:01,643 --> 00:21:03,764 - And two and three. - Four! 240 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,536 - Switch to emergency power. - Aye, aye, Skipper. 241 00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:18,171 We've got melons! Dead ahead! 242 00:21:28,671 --> 00:21:31,907 I can see. Rico, the glowy thing! 243 00:21:33,007 --> 00:21:35,216 Venetian blinded again! 244 00:21:39,848 --> 00:21:42,884 - We've been boarded. - Initiate self-destruct sequence. 245 00:21:44,753 --> 00:21:46,933 - Nice. - Whee! 246 00:21:47,356 --> 00:21:50,059 Frankly, I'm surprised we had a self-destruct sequence. 247 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,268 All right, boys, battle stance. 248 00:22:00,368 --> 00:22:02,638 We're in battle stance, sir. 249 00:22:03,642 --> 00:22:07,511 Okay, good. Now we spring our trap. 250 00:22:09,611 --> 00:22:12,148 I'm not sure they're the ones that are trapped, sir. 251 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:16,251 Kowalski, remember our little talk about true but unhelpful comments? 252 00:22:16,351 --> 00:22:19,306 - Yes, sir. - Sometimes we just have to wing it. 253 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:22,560 Wow. 254 00:22:35,784 --> 00:22:38,541 Sorry for underestimating the plan, Skipper. 255 00:22:38,641 --> 00:22:42,076 It's okay, Kowalski. Just don't ever doubt me again. 256 00:22:42,176 --> 00:22:43,883 Now, what the heck is going on?! 257 00:22:48,683 --> 00:22:50,056 Remain calm, penguins. 258 00:22:50,874 --> 00:22:54,457 You are now under the protection of the North Wind. 259 00:22:55,190 --> 00:22:57,022 You're welcome. 260 00:23:03,835 --> 00:23:05,607 My gosh. 261 00:23:05,707 --> 00:23:10,616 You guys are so cute. You guys are just so, so cute! 262 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,948 And cuddly. 263 00:23:13,342 --> 00:23:15,710 Hey, get away! No more hugs! 264 00:23:15,810 --> 00:23:18,911 It's like being licked by a basket full of puppy dogs. 265 00:23:19,011 --> 00:23:21,250 Corporal! Corporal! 266 00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:23,687 Chart a course back to North Wind headquarters. 267 00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:28,490 Eva, inform them that we're bringing in witnesses. 268 00:23:28,590 --> 00:23:30,764 Private, Dibble me. 269 00:23:33,295 --> 00:23:35,925 We're not going anywhere with you. 270 00:23:36,025 --> 00:23:38,417 We don't even know who the heck you are. 271 00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:41,569 The North Wind is an elite undercover interspe... 272 00:23:43,105 --> 00:23:46,041 The North Wind is an elite under... 273 00:23:46,741 --> 00:23:49,249 An elite undercover interspecies... 274 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:53,649 ...task... force, dedicated to help... 275 00:23:54,854 --> 00:23:56,414 helping... 276 00:23:57,252 --> 00:23:59,241 Dedicated to helping... 277 00:23:59,759 --> 00:24:04,025 Dedi... Dedicated to helping animals who can't help themselves. 278 00:24:05,327 --> 00:24:08,597 - Like penguins. - Really? And you are? 279 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:12,768 - My name is classified. - Classified? What is that, Dutch? 280 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:14,503 - Can't really hear the accent. - Excuse me? 281 00:24:14,603 --> 00:24:17,272 - There's the accent. - No, my name isn't Classified. 282 00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:21,143 My name is classified because I am the leader of this strike team. 283 00:24:21,243 --> 00:24:23,645 The seal is Short Fuse, weapons and explosives. 284 00:24:23,745 --> 00:24:25,814 The bear is Corporal, he's our muscle. 285 00:24:25,914 --> 00:24:29,018 And the owl is Eva, intelligence and analysis. 286 00:24:29,118 --> 00:24:33,456 Well, Agent Classified, we happen to be an elite unit, too. 287 00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:35,624 Self-destruct sequence activated. 288 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:39,827 - You know, you should really label these things. - In three, two, one... 289 00:24:39,929 --> 00:24:43,817 The name's Skipper. I run this outfit. Back there is Kowalski. 290 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:47,444 He's the brains of our operation. Say something smart, Kowalski. 291 00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:56,579 See? He's working on a whole 'nother level. 292 00:24:56,679 --> 00:24:59,681 And Rico, he's our demolition expert. 293 00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:05,054 He destroyed that chair for the sheer fun of it. No reason at all. 294 00:25:05,154 --> 00:25:07,169 And then there's Private. 295 00:25:07,269 --> 00:25:13,729 He's... he's sort of our, you know, secretary/mascot. 296 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:17,964 - Cute. - And cuddly. Oh, sorry. 297 00:25:18,064 --> 00:25:20,702 Well, let's see how well "cute and cuddly" handles this next bit. 298 00:25:32,213 --> 00:25:34,050 Nice doggy door. 299 00:25:41,056 --> 00:25:42,891 Wow. 300 00:25:43,547 --> 00:25:44,826 Look at this. 301 00:25:44,926 --> 00:25:49,498 Well, well, well. Not a bad place you got here, Classified. 302 00:25:49,598 --> 00:25:51,567 Thank you. That's not my name. 303 00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:54,169 Arrival at pad 17. 304 00:25:54,569 --> 00:25:56,554 All right, tiny penguins, 305 00:25:56,654 --> 00:26:00,706 the best way for the North Wind to protect helpless animals like yourselves 306 00:26:00,806 --> 00:26:03,627 is to bring Dr. Brine to justice. Now, you were inside his sub, 307 00:26:03,727 --> 00:26:05,881 so I need to know everything you know. 308 00:26:10,084 --> 00:26:13,905 - Hey! - Just tell me everything you know. 309 00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:16,058 All right. Numero uno: 310 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,932 - Never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight. - Tulip fight... 311 00:26:19,032 --> 00:26:22,497 Canada is secretly training an army of Sasquatch. 312 00:26:22,597 --> 00:26:26,768 Hot dogs are, in fact, only 17 percent actual dog. 313 00:26:26,868 --> 00:26:29,289 Not "everything" everything. Just... 314 00:26:29,389 --> 00:26:33,042 everything regarding your abduction by Dr. Octavius Brine. 315 00:26:34,475 --> 00:26:36,078 - Why didn't you say so? - What? 316 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:41,717 My team has uncovered that Dr. Octavius Brine is actually an individual known as Derek. 317 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:44,467 - Dave. - As Dave the octopus. 318 00:26:44,567 --> 00:26:48,791 An octopus? No. Dr. Brine is not an octopus. He is... 319 00:26:48,891 --> 00:26:53,929 An octopus. Precisely. That's exactly what our intel indicated. 320 00:26:54,229 --> 00:26:55,305 Release the sheep. 321 00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:02,704 What you, of course, could not know is that Dr. Brine's laboratory in Venice 322 00:27:02,804 --> 00:27:08,243 is secretly developing a doomsday weapon called the "Medusa Serum." 323 00:27:08,843 --> 00:27:11,580 - But what you don't know is that Dirk... - Dave. 324 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,733 - Dave won't be using his bazooka serum... - Medusa Serum. 325 00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:16,631 Medusa Serum on anybody. 326 00:27:16,731 --> 00:27:19,390 - That part is accurate. - Show him, Rico. 327 00:27:23,757 --> 00:27:25,860 You stole the Medusa Serum? 328 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:31,101 Well, stole the serum, saved the day, did your job for you. Call it what you will. 329 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:34,393 - Debbie! - Dave. 330 00:27:34,493 --> 00:27:38,408 - Dave! - He hacked into our system. 331 00:27:39,708 --> 00:27:41,383 Where's the sound? 332 00:27:41,483 --> 00:27:44,580 - Dave. Your microphone, it's not on. - I can't... I can't hear anything. 333 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,481 Click on the button with the picture of the microphone. 334 00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:49,784 - Every time a villain calls in, this happens. - Hello? Hello? 335 00:27:49,884 --> 00:27:53,054 - Now we can hear you, but we cannot see you. - So annoying. Every time. 336 00:27:53,154 --> 00:27:55,724 - It's like talking to my parents. - How about now? 337 00:27:55,824 --> 00:27:57,291 - Hurray! - Great! 338 00:27:57,391 --> 00:28:00,695 - Yes, we've got you; that's fantastic. - Excellent. Now, where was I? 339 00:28:01,361 --> 00:28:02,648 Dave! 340 00:28:03,365 --> 00:28:07,836 Greetings, North Wind. I see you've met my old zoo-mates. 341 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:11,093 We were never mates. There was no mating. 342 00:28:11,193 --> 00:28:14,498 Turn yourself in, David. You're powerless now that I've stolen 343 00:28:14,598 --> 00:28:17,379 - your precious Medusa Serum. - What? You? You didn't steal that. 344 00:28:17,479 --> 00:28:19,948 - It's over. - It's over? 345 00:28:20,048 --> 00:28:23,585 Then why did I call you? 346 00:28:23,685 --> 00:28:28,190 Weird. Oh, maybe it was to show you this. 347 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,559 That is a lot of serum for four penguins. 348 00:28:31,859 --> 00:28:35,630 Oh, you thought this was just about you four? 349 00:28:35,730 --> 00:28:38,133 No, no, no, no, no, no. 350 00:28:38,233 --> 00:28:40,796 We're just getting started. 351 00:28:41,603 --> 00:28:46,508 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do some shopping... 352 00:28:46,608 --> 00:28:49,143 for revenge! 353 00:28:51,747 --> 00:28:54,114 Wait, how do you... 354 00:28:54,683 --> 00:28:58,580 What do I push? Is it the red or... 355 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,231 I thought it was the... It's not this... 356 00:29:04,192 --> 00:29:06,095 - Incoming alert. - Put it on the screen. 357 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,498 The Berlin Zoo... 15 penguins missing. 358 00:29:09,598 --> 00:29:13,435 - Dave's kidnapping other penguins! - No doubt cute and cuddly. 359 00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,337 - We have to move! What? - We have to move! What? 360 00:29:15,437 --> 00:29:16,972 - Time for our A-game. - Everybody, huddle up. 361 00:29:17,272 --> 00:29:21,409 Corporal, ready the jet. I'm initiating North Wind Protocol Zeta. 362 00:29:21,709 --> 00:29:23,612 12 more penguins taken from London Zoo. 363 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:29,282 Okay, boys, this is it. The mission we've been preparing for our entire lives. 364 00:29:29,382 --> 00:29:32,120 We're gonna take down Dave or die trying. 365 00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:33,819 - Kowalski, cancel our improv class! - Yes, sir. 366 00:29:33,919 --> 00:29:35,324 - Rico, equipify. - Hi! 367 00:29:35,424 --> 00:29:37,026 Private, do that little thing I like. 368 00:29:38,926 --> 00:29:41,329 - It's still funny. - Skipper, good news. 369 00:29:41,429 --> 00:29:44,933 - I got them to credit our class. - Sir, the jet is ready. 370 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:47,696 Oh, yeah, baby! Just like Super Bowl 19! 371 00:29:47,796 --> 00:29:49,153 They're stealing my stuff! 372 00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:53,641 No! This mission has no place for a pathetic waddle of useless penguins! 373 00:29:53,741 --> 00:29:55,927 - Who are you calling pathetic? - Enough! 374 00:29:58,847 --> 00:30:02,150 See, Rico, that's why you can't have nice things. 375 00:30:03,686 --> 00:30:08,222 You know, I'm pretty good with computers myself. 376 00:30:16,964 --> 00:30:20,000 Put on your jammies, penguin. 377 00:30:21,124 --> 00:30:23,972 - They are even cute when they're asleep. - Not to me. 378 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:28,843 I want these butterballs out of my way and out of my mission. 379 00:30:28,943 --> 00:30:33,619 Ship them to one of our safe houses. The most remote place on the planet. 380 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:43,892 - Where the heck are we? - Oxygen content is low. 381 00:30:43,992 --> 00:30:46,427 I suggest we limit our breathing. 382 00:30:48,129 --> 00:30:49,698 Private! 383 00:30:52,099 --> 00:30:54,186 Sorry! I get gassy when I fly. 384 00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:57,372 - Toot sweet! He does. - We must be on a plane. 385 00:30:59,306 --> 00:31:02,031 What did North Wind do to us? 386 00:31:02,131 --> 00:31:04,178 They gave us badges. 387 00:31:04,678 --> 00:31:07,925 Not badges, tranquilizer darts. 388 00:31:08,025 --> 00:31:09,651 Classified! 389 00:31:09,751 --> 00:31:12,888 That low-down dirty dog is trying kick us off the mission. 390 00:31:12,988 --> 00:31:17,075 He thinks we can't save the penguins because we're just "penguins." 391 00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:20,695 Well, penguins are our flesh and feathers. They're us. 392 00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:23,899 And if anyone's gonna save us, it's us. 393 00:31:23,999 --> 00:31:26,769 But, Skipper, we've got to be five miles up. 394 00:31:26,869 --> 00:31:31,262 - That pretty much limits our options. - I make my own options. 395 00:31:37,078 --> 00:31:40,848 Brilliant move, Skipper, but now we seem to be outside the plane. 396 00:31:40,948 --> 00:31:45,254 Well, kind of got caught up in the moment. Well, hindsight's 20/20. 397 00:31:45,354 --> 00:31:49,290 Okay, Kowalski, your turn to pick up the slack. 398 00:31:49,524 --> 00:31:52,126 Oh, why don't we catch that plane? 399 00:31:53,627 --> 00:31:55,779 Bird strike, log it. 400 00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:59,034 We've got another target at 12 o'clock. 401 00:31:59,134 --> 00:32:04,339 Good, it's only 11:30. Follow me, boys! We're going in hot. 402 00:32:06,975 --> 00:32:10,846 - No one likes a show-off, Private. - Aim for first class! 403 00:32:16,015 --> 00:32:17,052 I'm okay! 404 00:32:17,767 --> 00:32:19,855 Kowalski, where does this aircraft go? 405 00:32:19,955 --> 00:32:23,324 From the odd shape of this bagel, I'd say we're headed for Paris. 406 00:32:23,424 --> 00:32:26,227 France? Forget it! Not with their tax laws! 407 00:32:26,327 --> 00:32:29,128 - Then I would suggest a mid-air transfer. - Affirmative. 408 00:32:29,228 --> 00:32:31,266 Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut! 409 00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:34,306 - We're out of peanuts, Skipper! - Try pretzels, Private. 410 00:32:35,904 --> 00:32:37,152 Bingo. 411 00:32:37,252 --> 00:32:38,875 There's our ride, boys. 412 00:32:38,975 --> 00:32:43,137 Can't stay, doll. Danger is my mistress. 413 00:32:43,441 --> 00:32:45,253 Rico, more height. 414 00:32:45,353 --> 00:32:48,424 Pretzels! Pretzels! Pretzel, pretzel, pretzels! We're out of pretzels! 415 00:32:48,524 --> 00:32:52,019 Yeah? Then we're leaving just time, 'cause these folks are gonna freak! 416 00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:53,889 Deploy flaps. 417 00:32:55,089 --> 00:32:56,919 Stay on target! 418 00:32:57,892 --> 00:33:00,261 We're gonna catch it, we're gonna catch it! 419 00:33:01,061 --> 00:33:02,874 Crikey! We're not gonna catch it! 420 00:33:02,974 --> 00:33:05,487 Wait a minute, where's Skipper? 421 00:33:07,011 --> 00:33:10,739 Time to get creative. Start grabbing boxes, boys. 422 00:33:11,305 --> 00:33:13,041 Going long! 423 00:33:15,209 --> 00:33:19,813 Oh, Private, stop playing with those backpacks. Find something useful. 424 00:33:20,882 --> 00:33:23,552 Now we're talking. Let's get to work. 425 00:33:23,652 --> 00:33:25,253 400 meters. 426 00:33:25,353 --> 00:33:28,456 - 300 meters! - Speak American, Kowalski! 427 00:33:28,556 --> 00:33:31,868 Sorry, sir. 218 yards. 109 yards. 428 00:33:40,868 --> 00:33:43,973 Okay, then. It's clear what we need to do next. 429 00:33:50,144 --> 00:33:51,213 That feels right. 430 00:33:52,003 --> 00:33:56,183 Impressive bouncing, boys. Now, then, back to civilization. 431 00:33:56,283 --> 00:34:01,122 If we're gonna take Dexter down, we need to know where he's gonna strike next. 432 00:34:11,867 --> 00:34:13,235 Yeah! 433 00:34:13,335 --> 00:34:15,214 Goal! 434 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,783 Elijah, would you please take them away. 435 00:34:34,255 --> 00:34:37,625 Penguin footprints, still warm. We just missed Dave. 436 00:34:38,051 --> 00:34:42,363 - Blast it, he's gone. - So many penguins! 437 00:34:44,064 --> 00:34:46,187 - Boss! He's stress-eating again! - Corporal? 438 00:34:46,287 --> 00:34:49,070 - There, there. - Rub the angry out of the tummy. 439 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:51,840 Corporal? Fo... focus. 440 00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:56,177 We are going to save those helpless penguins, because... 441 00:34:56,277 --> 00:35:00,048 we are the North Wind, and no one... 442 00:35:00,148 --> 00:35:03,553 no one breaks the Wind. 443 00:35:04,753 --> 00:35:07,021 No one breaks the Wind. 444 00:35:07,321 --> 00:35:11,779 There's a good Corporal. Now, we rescued those four penguins already, didn't we? 445 00:35:11,879 --> 00:35:15,597 Shipped them off all cozy and snug to a Madagascar... How come there's beeping? 446 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:19,804 Sir, those penguins... They never made it to Madagascar. 447 00:35:20,534 --> 00:35:23,242 What? Well, where the dickens are they? 448 00:35:27,642 --> 00:35:29,510 Kowalski, what are our coordinates? 449 00:35:29,610 --> 00:35:33,948 From my calculations, we've arrived in the center of Dublin, Ireland. 450 00:35:36,985 --> 00:35:41,055 All right, soldiers, we got to blend in. Riverdance. 451 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,196 No time to kiss the Blarney stone, boys. 452 00:35:49,296 --> 00:35:53,070 We need to find intel on Dave's location, pronto. 453 00:35:58,572 --> 00:36:01,676 All right, you, where's Dave! Give us the goods. Spit it out! 454 00:36:01,776 --> 00:36:06,148 - Don't make me use shillelagh! - Sir, that's... That's a baby squid. 455 00:36:10,151 --> 00:36:11,919 Sorry, laddie. 456 00:36:12,854 --> 00:36:16,491 Stranded on the Emerald Isle without a single clue. 457 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:20,053 - Well, so much for the luck o' the Irish. - Skipper, look! 458 00:36:24,331 --> 00:36:27,035 Begorrah! Does anyone speak Gaelic? 459 00:36:27,135 --> 00:36:29,587 No. But it looks like Dave's been busy. 460 00:36:29,697 --> 00:36:32,240 He's stolen penguins from Guadalajara! 461 00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:34,042 - Madrid! - Paris! 462 00:36:34,342 --> 00:36:36,903 - Athens! - Bangalore! 463 00:36:37,545 --> 00:36:39,266 - Dusseldorf! - Osaka! 464 00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:41,250 - Rio de Janeiro! - Nairobi! 465 00:36:41,350 --> 00:36:43,751 - Amsterdam! - Baton Rouge! 466 00:36:44,151 --> 00:36:46,420 Dave's snow globe collection. 467 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,991 It's every zoo and aquarium he got kicked out of! 468 00:36:50,091 --> 00:36:54,795 Don't tell me where he has been, tell me where he will have has been next. 469 00:36:55,061 --> 00:36:58,466 Wait, what is it, Rico? It's a book! It's a film! It's a play! 470 00:36:58,666 --> 00:37:01,835 First word. Two syllables. Sounds like... 471 00:37:02,737 --> 00:37:06,979 Sounds like "huuh"? Sounds like "hyech!" What starts with "hyech"? 472 00:37:12,579 --> 00:37:14,249 Shanghai. 473 00:37:14,949 --> 00:37:18,920 Dave hasn't been there yet, Skipper. If we hurry, we can still stop him. 474 00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:20,655 Nice work, Rico. 475 00:37:20,755 --> 00:37:24,966 Pack your bagpipes, boys. It's time to blow this potato stand. 476 00:37:39,307 --> 00:37:44,169 So this is it. Shanghai's famous Little Dublin district. 477 00:37:44,269 --> 00:37:47,381 - Skipper, look! - I see you, Private. 478 00:37:47,481 --> 00:37:49,951 Who's the big boy standing on his tippy-toes? 479 00:37:50,051 --> 00:37:52,253 - Wha...? No, I mean... - I just want to eat you up. 480 00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:55,654 Skipper, look! Above Private! Dave's next target... 481 00:37:55,754 --> 00:37:58,118 Shanghai's famous mermaid penguins. 482 00:37:58,218 --> 00:38:00,562 Good eye, Kowalski. And once again, 483 00:38:00,662 --> 00:38:04,365 you've proved that you are a meaningful and valued member of this team. 484 00:38:07,009 --> 00:38:11,406 Ladies and gentlemen, Shanghai Marine World is pleased to present 485 00:38:11,506 --> 00:38:15,208 our world-famous Mermaid Penguins! 486 00:38:16,745 --> 00:38:19,686 Tonight, our mermaids dedicate their performance 487 00:38:19,786 --> 00:38:23,084 to all the missing penguins around the world. 488 00:38:23,184 --> 00:38:25,853 Stay safe, little guys, wherever you are. 489 00:38:25,953 --> 00:38:29,224 And we hope you come home real soon. 490 00:38:33,866 --> 00:38:38,065 Keep those eyes roving, boys. Dave is a master of disguise. 491 00:38:38,165 --> 00:38:42,670 He could be a small child, a house plant, maybe even you or me! 492 00:38:42,770 --> 00:38:46,191 - Is it you, Kowalski? - Hey, hold on. 493 00:38:50,845 --> 00:38:51,749 Wait a minute. 494 00:38:54,649 --> 00:38:59,354 Bingo! Nice try, Dave! Operation Flash, Splash and Crash is a go! 495 00:38:59,454 --> 00:39:01,656 - Splendid! - Take positions. 496 00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:05,396 Penguin feeding time will begin in two minutes. 497 00:39:14,101 --> 00:39:15,804 Target, 30 yards and closing. 498 00:39:17,004 --> 00:39:19,187 In position, Skipper. 499 00:39:19,606 --> 00:39:22,543 - Rico, report. - In position. 500 00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:24,446 - For you, Private. - Yes, Skipper! 501 00:39:24,546 --> 00:39:26,748 - Here's your mermaid costume. - What? 502 00:39:26,848 --> 00:39:31,184 We need a diversion. And, frankly, you're the only one who can pull off that look. 503 00:39:31,284 --> 00:39:34,272 But I can do more, Skipper. I want to help the team. 504 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:38,860 Really help the team. If you think I'm ready, which I am. 505 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:43,331 Assuming you agree. And perhaps even... if you don't? 506 00:39:44,431 --> 00:39:48,761 I like the moxie, soldier, but right now, I need a tail on that tush 507 00:39:48,861 --> 00:39:53,196 and the cutest smile you've got. You trust me, soldier? 508 00:39:55,942 --> 00:39:57,478 Aye, aye, Skipper. 509 00:39:57,978 --> 00:39:59,453 Hey, it's feeding time! 510 00:40:02,050 --> 00:40:04,284 Target, ten yards from flashpoint. 511 00:40:04,418 --> 00:40:06,255 Private, you're up. 512 00:40:07,455 --> 00:40:09,890 You just mermaid my day. 513 00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,890 Flash is a go! 514 00:40:12,492 --> 00:40:14,328 Look, they let one of the mermaids out of the tank! 515 00:40:14,428 --> 00:40:16,984 - Oh, she's so cute. - It's the cutest thing I've ever seen. 516 00:40:17,784 --> 00:40:19,595 Shields up! 517 00:40:24,121 --> 00:40:26,648 Target is stunned. Rico, bring the Splash. 518 00:40:43,157 --> 00:40:44,525 Yeah! 519 00:40:53,267 --> 00:40:57,809 Oh, what are you doing out here, cutie? Come on. Back in your tank. 520 00:41:00,808 --> 00:41:02,513 Secure the mermaids and find me... 521 00:41:05,313 --> 00:41:06,783 David the octopus. 522 00:41:09,483 --> 00:41:11,719 A little late, North Wind. 523 00:41:14,273 --> 00:41:17,671 Mission accomplished. High one! 524 00:41:18,326 --> 00:41:22,663 Corporal, take our prisoner... the one that belongs to us... into custody. 525 00:41:23,167 --> 00:41:26,470 - What? - You melted him?! You birds are sick! 526 00:41:28,870 --> 00:41:31,082 He's going in through the pipes! 527 00:41:35,409 --> 00:41:36,873 Skipper! 528 00:41:36,973 --> 00:41:40,781 Private? Private! You got to get out of there! 529 00:41:41,565 --> 00:41:44,677 - No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Private! - Skipper! 530 00:41:45,619 --> 00:41:46,954 Private! 531 00:41:47,054 --> 00:41:48,322 - Help! - No! 532 00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:51,258 Okay. Here we go. 533 00:41:51,758 --> 00:41:53,315 Move, move, move! 534 00:41:56,765 --> 00:42:00,000 He's got Private! He's getting away. He's getting away! 535 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:03,671 - Skipper, the North Wind's plane. - Sweet chariot of the gods! 536 00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:07,245 - But can you fly it, man? - There's only one way to find out. 537 00:42:11,645 --> 00:42:14,785 No, I... still can't read. 538 00:42:14,885 --> 00:42:16,584 Then we're going off-book. 539 00:42:24,858 --> 00:42:26,297 No! No, no, no, no! 540 00:42:28,961 --> 00:42:31,528 Too much, too much, too much, too much, too much! 541 00:42:38,272 --> 00:42:41,476 - I'm getting the hang of this, Skipper. - Pull off! 542 00:42:41,576 --> 00:42:43,947 Good! We're coming for you, Private! 543 00:42:45,947 --> 00:42:49,917 Those ludicrous butterballs are letting David escape! 544 00:42:50,017 --> 00:42:53,251 Eva, secure transport. Short Fuse, Corporal, hitch us a ride. 545 00:42:59,627 --> 00:43:00,863 Fire! 546 00:43:04,231 --> 00:43:05,880 Go fetch. 547 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,749 Hold her steady. 548 00:43:31,625 --> 00:43:33,994 Sir, Dave is pulling ahead. We are too heavy. 549 00:43:34,094 --> 00:43:39,299 Oh, curse our heavily cheese-dibbled diet! Rico, give me a West Helsinki fire sale. 550 00:43:39,399 --> 00:43:41,804 - Yeah, yeah. - Everything must go! 551 00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:47,633 What the... 552 00:43:50,544 --> 00:43:52,746 - That's everything, sir. - Have you purged the chemical toilet? 553 00:43:52,846 --> 00:43:56,903 - But Rico was in there for 15 minutes! - Just do it! 554 00:44:05,326 --> 00:44:07,361 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 555 00:44:11,665 --> 00:44:14,501 - Self-destruct sequence in five, - No, Private! 556 00:44:14,601 --> 00:44:18,796 - four, three, two... - Stay strong soldier! 557 00:44:18,896 --> 00:44:20,182 ...one. 558 00:44:36,991 --> 00:44:39,528 Skipper's log. 559 00:44:39,827 --> 00:44:43,397 Private has been kidnapped by Dave, 560 00:44:44,153 --> 00:44:48,468 while we have been cast adrift for what seems like days. 561 00:44:48,568 --> 00:44:51,538 No rations, fresh water... 562 00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:54,236 or land in sight. 563 00:44:56,778 --> 00:44:59,276 Kowalski is sick as a dog. 564 00:45:00,147 --> 00:45:02,815 And Rico keeps trying to eat him. 565 00:45:02,915 --> 00:45:05,585 Just, please, just cut it out. 566 00:45:07,521 --> 00:45:10,858 Not sure how long we can hold on. 567 00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:14,394 This may be my final entry. 568 00:45:15,676 --> 00:45:19,145 2004 Grand Cru. Hints of pear, white peaches. 569 00:45:19,245 --> 00:45:21,882 - The salmon is delicious. - Oh, I have never been... 570 00:45:21,982 --> 00:45:26,248 - ...more hydrated in my life. - Let me cut you a piece of the salmon. 571 00:45:26,348 --> 00:45:28,676 - No, thank you. I'm stuffed. - It's the most delicious thing on the boat. 572 00:45:28,776 --> 00:45:33,082 - I have to loosen my utility belt. - No, I'm full. Just dump it in the ocean. 573 00:45:34,682 --> 00:45:37,851 You know, we're all in the same boat here. 574 00:45:38,251 --> 00:45:42,356 Actually, we're not. And perhaps you could express a little more concern 575 00:45:42,456 --> 00:45:47,293 over the fact that you stole and destroyed a $19 million vehicle! 576 00:45:47,778 --> 00:45:49,096 Bill me. 577 00:45:49,896 --> 00:45:54,035 - Corporal? Corporal? - We're picking up a signal, sir. 578 00:45:54,666 --> 00:45:57,415 It's five klicks southwest, 579 00:45:57,515 --> 00:46:00,019 but it stopped at that remote island. 580 00:46:00,119 --> 00:46:01,682 Land? 581 00:46:03,211 --> 00:46:05,713 Good on you. You've tracked down some land. 582 00:46:05,813 --> 00:46:10,285 No, silly willy. We've been tracking your little secretary/mascot. 583 00:46:10,385 --> 00:46:12,720 What? You put a homing device on Private? 584 00:46:12,820 --> 00:46:16,090 All of you, actually, when I darted you. 585 00:46:16,890 --> 00:46:18,559 You low-down, 586 00:46:18,659 --> 00:46:21,963 dirty, mangy, filthy, 587 00:46:22,063 --> 00:46:26,001 flea-bitten, bum-sniffing toilet drinker! 588 00:46:27,601 --> 00:46:30,271 But... good. 589 00:46:30,371 --> 00:46:32,639 See, I told you. 590 00:46:32,739 --> 00:46:35,942 You should've left this to the professionals. 591 00:47:12,145 --> 00:47:13,981 892. 592 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,639 893. 894. 593 00:47:17,739 --> 00:47:19,520 895. 594 00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:21,822 Ahoy there! 595 00:47:22,897 --> 00:47:25,420 Penguins. 596 00:47:27,561 --> 00:47:31,464 I bet you're all just dying to know why I brought you here. 597 00:47:31,564 --> 00:47:36,336 - He's gonna kill us all! - What? No. 598 00:47:37,204 --> 00:47:40,240 My Medusa Serum doesn't kill anyone. 599 00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:44,111 - Where's the fun in that? - So, what does it do? 600 00:47:44,711 --> 00:47:47,842 Something much, much worse. 601 00:47:49,716 --> 00:47:53,008 Right. But, like, what specifically? 602 00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:57,674 Well, that's exactly what I came up here to show you. 603 00:47:57,774 --> 00:47:59,561 All I need is a test subject. 604 00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:02,196 Hello, little buggy-boo! 605 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:04,288 Is this about the chirping? 'Cause I could... Whoa! 606 00:48:04,865 --> 00:48:05,931 Whoa! 607 00:48:06,031 --> 00:48:09,699 Behold, as I unleash the full power 608 00:48:09,799 --> 00:48:13,657 of the Medusa Serum. 609 00:48:14,552 --> 00:48:15,645 Fire! 610 00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:23,966 Yes! It works! 611 00:48:26,186 --> 00:48:30,857 I made a monster. I made a monster! 612 00:48:30,957 --> 00:48:33,951 And all you adorable penguins are next! 613 00:48:34,051 --> 00:48:35,729 Crikey! 614 00:48:36,429 --> 00:48:37,600 Who said that? 615 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,669 No. 616 00:48:41,769 --> 00:48:44,140 No. No. 617 00:48:48,076 --> 00:48:49,843 Yes! 618 00:48:49,943 --> 00:48:52,847 Gentlemen, you remember Private. 619 00:48:52,947 --> 00:48:54,548 Oh, hey. 620 00:48:54,648 --> 00:48:57,084 You'll never get away with this, Dave. 621 00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:58,519 My brothers are coming, 622 00:48:58,619 --> 00:49:02,450 and together we'll take a wrecking ball to your whole rotten operation. 623 00:49:02,550 --> 00:49:05,092 Call off the hunt, everyone. 624 00:49:05,192 --> 00:49:10,864 Turns out the elite unit will be coming to us. 625 00:49:11,264 --> 00:49:12,830 Boop. 626 00:49:20,057 --> 00:49:21,576 Eva? 627 00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:23,678 What do you see? 628 00:49:23,778 --> 00:49:26,614 My count is 30 hostiles. 629 00:49:27,416 --> 00:49:29,543 31. 630 00:49:30,550 --> 00:49:33,520 Those two are very close together. 631 00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:36,290 I mean, you know, intertwined, 632 00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:39,093 physically, but... but not in... 633 00:49:39,793 --> 00:49:41,661 Ixnay on the irtflay, Kowalski. 634 00:49:42,595 --> 00:49:45,337 Poor Private. Alone, 635 00:49:45,437 --> 00:49:48,002 helpless in the belly of that beast. 636 00:49:48,102 --> 00:49:50,837 We've faced some long odds before, Skipper, 637 00:49:50,937 --> 00:49:54,908 but these look like the longest and oddest. 638 00:49:55,008 --> 00:49:58,418 If we're gonna pull this off, we'll need a diversion. 639 00:49:58,518 --> 00:50:00,978 Deactivating jungle camouflage. 640 00:50:01,078 --> 00:50:03,111 - Would you be quiet? - Listen, Classified... 641 00:50:03,211 --> 00:50:06,187 Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the rock! 642 00:50:06,287 --> 00:50:09,022 - Don't you hologram me! - I tried, but they don't have hands. 643 00:50:09,122 --> 00:50:13,766 They just have flippers, boss. And I have flippers! So it's flipping useless! 644 00:50:14,127 --> 00:50:17,397 All right, pooch. If you won't work with us, 645 00:50:17,497 --> 00:50:21,101 you better work for us. Our plan requires a diversion. 646 00:50:21,301 --> 00:50:23,726 I give the orders around here. Much as it pains me, 647 00:50:23,826 --> 00:50:27,575 I need you to act as our diversion for our operation, understood? 648 00:50:27,675 --> 00:50:31,477 Nope! This is our plan, and it requires you to cause a diversion. 649 00:50:31,577 --> 00:50:32,546 - Die-version. - Dih-version. 650 00:50:32,646 --> 00:50:36,374 - Die, die, die, die, die, die! - Dih, dih, dih, dih, dih, dih! 651 00:50:36,474 --> 00:50:39,986 Gentlemen, there is only one way to resolve this. 652 00:50:40,086 --> 00:50:41,789 - We should kiss. - Plan-off. 653 00:50:41,889 --> 00:50:45,626 Yep, plan-off. That's what I was gonna say. 654 00:50:46,507 --> 00:50:47,675 Plan-off. 655 00:50:49,962 --> 00:50:51,434 Here's Dave's sub. 656 00:50:52,432 --> 00:50:55,378 And this young, helpless, 657 00:50:55,478 --> 00:50:57,505 vulnerable rock is Private. 658 00:50:57,605 --> 00:50:59,173 And here's Dave. 659 00:51:00,473 --> 00:51:03,810 While you four blowhards "dih-vert" the octopi, 660 00:51:03,910 --> 00:51:06,246 we strike fast and strike hard! 661 00:51:06,446 --> 00:51:08,982 Hi-yah! Get on in here, boys! 662 00:51:09,082 --> 00:51:12,820 Slap him silly, Rico! Come on! Kowalski, free the hostages! 663 00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,457 Now, that's what I'm talking about, big fella! 664 00:51:16,557 --> 00:51:21,528 With Private freshly liberated, we celebrate with a well-earned high one, 665 00:51:21,628 --> 00:51:25,774 and feast off Dave's sweet remains. Any questions? 666 00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,470 Whoa-hoa, hey, now! 667 00:51:29,770 --> 00:51:32,273 Wow. I mean, truly impressive. 668 00:51:32,373 --> 00:51:36,242 Especially the bit where you slap the fruit. 669 00:51:36,342 --> 00:51:40,112 Oh! Corporal, dim the lights. Short Fuse, glasses. 670 00:51:47,955 --> 00:51:51,458 My apologies. Had to rush a bit. The schematic's a little crude. 671 00:51:51,558 --> 00:51:53,535 - Where is that music coming from? - Wow. 672 00:51:53,635 --> 00:51:58,665 All right, at 2150, Skipper, Kowalski and... Richard, was it? 673 00:51:58,765 --> 00:52:02,235 Die-vert the octopi away from their posts. 674 00:52:02,535 --> 00:52:05,144 At 2200, Short Fuse breaches the hull 675 00:52:05,244 --> 00:52:08,454 with a swarm of self-guided underwater nano-charges. 676 00:52:09,176 --> 00:52:10,911 I call them "wet kabooms." 677 00:52:11,011 --> 00:52:12,312 - Yes, please don't. - Okay, sorry. 678 00:52:12,412 --> 00:52:15,549 - At 2202, knock, knock. - Who's there? 679 00:52:15,649 --> 00:52:17,928 - The North Wind. - The North Wind who? 680 00:52:18,028 --> 00:52:21,487 The North Wind who doesn't have time for knock-knock jokes because we're too busy 681 00:52:21,587 --> 00:52:23,163 taking down Dave. 682 00:52:23,263 --> 00:52:25,359 Personal hover tank... check. 683 00:52:25,459 --> 00:52:27,127 Auto-targeting wing mounts. 684 00:52:27,227 --> 00:52:29,649 Why not? At 2209, 685 00:52:30,624 --> 00:52:32,700 mission accomplished. 686 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,780 See that? I don't even look back. 687 00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:38,539 There's a huge explosion, and I just keep walking. 688 00:52:40,341 --> 00:52:41,884 Way to go, boss! 689 00:52:41,984 --> 00:52:44,381 - That's North Wind, sucker! - Nicely done. 690 00:52:49,149 --> 00:52:51,952 La-di, blah, blah, blah, blah. 691 00:52:52,052 --> 00:52:55,788 A good plan is about more than effecty stuff and... 692 00:52:55,888 --> 00:52:57,826 vocabulary words. 693 00:52:57,926 --> 00:53:00,830 And you, you... you certainly know a good plan... 694 00:53:00,930 --> 00:53:06,366 I mean, your operation in Shanghai allowed Dave to escape with... your boy. 695 00:53:07,985 --> 00:53:13,456 I've never lost a member of my team. It must feel... awful. 696 00:53:14,975 --> 00:53:17,733 Can't imagine the guilt, the regret, 697 00:53:17,933 --> 00:53:21,068 the feeling that, I don't know, that... 698 00:53:21,168 --> 00:53:22,953 it should have been you. 699 00:53:30,490 --> 00:53:32,328 All for penguin plan? 700 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:37,495 All for North Wind plan? 701 00:53:42,568 --> 00:53:45,940 His... his is better. 702 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,686 What? 703 00:53:49,910 --> 00:53:53,614 I'm sorry, boys, but I can't lead you this time. 704 00:53:53,714 --> 00:53:55,312 But... 705 00:53:56,148 --> 00:53:57,918 we're a team, and... 706 00:53:58,018 --> 00:54:02,288 and you're our skipper, Skipper. We don't... we don't need these guys. 707 00:54:02,388 --> 00:54:06,460 No, Kowalski, but Private does. 708 00:54:06,860 --> 00:54:10,898 I think... it's time we leave it to the professionals. 709 00:54:10,998 --> 00:54:12,666 - But, sir... - It's settled. 710 00:54:12,866 --> 00:54:15,436 We take our orders from Agent Classified now. 711 00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:18,427 That's an order, Rico! 712 00:54:26,346 --> 00:54:28,895 All right, Classified... 713 00:54:28,995 --> 00:54:31,521 what's the diversion? 714 00:54:40,494 --> 00:54:43,029 We take this shame to our graves. 715 00:54:43,129 --> 00:54:44,688 Agreed. 716 00:55:09,065 --> 00:55:10,196 Hey! 717 00:55:19,966 --> 00:55:21,768 - Time? - 2200 hours. 718 00:55:21,868 --> 00:55:24,253 Time to take down Dave. 719 00:55:47,293 --> 00:55:51,148 David the octopus, show me your tentacles. 720 00:55:54,401 --> 00:55:55,490 All of them. 721 00:56:15,322 --> 00:56:16,399 We lost them, Skipper. 722 00:56:16,499 --> 00:56:21,228 Not a moment too soon. These hosen are riding up my bundesliga. 723 00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:25,667 All right, boys, grab your coconuts and hold 'em tight. 724 00:56:26,432 --> 00:56:30,676 Classified should be walking away from a huge explosion with Private on his shoulder 725 00:56:30,776 --> 00:56:35,140 in three... two... Give 'em a welcome home, Rico! 726 00:56:37,686 --> 00:56:41,315 Yeah! In your face, Dave! The Private is back! 727 00:56:41,415 --> 00:56:43,850 - Welcome home, Private! - Yeah! All right! 728 00:56:43,950 --> 00:56:46,186 Here we go. All right. 729 00:56:46,286 --> 00:56:50,157 Sir, the sub didn't explode, and... 730 00:56:50,457 --> 00:56:54,426 I fear the... fireworks may have been a tactical mistake. 731 00:57:03,603 --> 00:57:06,606 Stay calm! Do not panic! 732 00:57:06,806 --> 00:57:10,344 We will still win! Be full of love! Don't hate! 733 00:57:10,544 --> 00:57:13,847 Follow your dreams! Love yourself! Love other people! 734 00:57:13,947 --> 00:57:17,799 Pick and choose your battles in life! Don't let anyone tell you what to do! 735 00:57:17,899 --> 00:57:20,787 Ignore the haters! Love the one you're with! 736 00:57:20,887 --> 00:57:22,307 - Love the one you're with! - Eva. 737 00:57:25,158 --> 00:57:26,799 I know. 738 00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:36,302 Welcome, Skipper, Kowalski and rootin'-tootin' Rico! 739 00:57:36,402 --> 00:57:39,172 The gang's all here! The mood is electric! 740 00:57:39,272 --> 00:57:42,342 Is this really, finally everybody? 741 00:57:42,442 --> 00:57:44,611 All right, Dave, just what have you done with... 742 00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:47,113 - Private! - Oh! Guys! 743 00:57:47,413 --> 00:57:50,416 - You're in for it now, Dave! - Really?! 744 00:57:50,516 --> 00:57:55,655 Anyway, great catching up. Now, who's ready to move on to live penguin testing? 745 00:57:55,755 --> 00:57:58,936 You point that death ray away from Private right now! 746 00:57:59,036 --> 00:58:03,163 It's not a death ray, Skipper. He's gonna turn us into monsters! 747 00:58:03,263 --> 00:58:06,733 Yepper-doo! "And what comes next, Dave?" 748 00:58:06,833 --> 00:58:08,570 Invasion! 749 00:58:08,670 --> 00:58:13,073 Horrible mutant penguins unleashed on the streets of New York City! 750 00:58:13,173 --> 00:58:17,243 - You're the monster! - Yes! I'm the monster. 751 00:58:17,343 --> 00:58:22,482 Everyone made that clear to me every day of my entire life. 752 00:58:22,782 --> 00:58:27,133 But now, let's see how much everyone loves you when you're the monster! 753 00:58:27,233 --> 00:58:29,656 - Skipper! - You can't take away Private's cuteness! 754 00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:32,125 He's the cute one! That's-that's his thing. 755 00:58:32,225 --> 00:58:34,561 - What? - It's all the little guy's got! 756 00:58:35,896 --> 00:58:39,159 You are super cute. We better crank this up. 757 00:58:39,259 --> 00:58:41,400 Drew, Barry, more power. 758 00:58:41,550 --> 00:58:43,770 - Ready? - Negotiations have broken down. 759 00:58:43,870 --> 00:58:46,539 Rico, the paper clip! Bust us out of here! 760 00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:49,943 We need that paper clip! Chop-chop, soldier! 761 00:58:53,513 --> 00:58:55,382 No! Where's the paper clip? 762 00:58:57,717 --> 00:58:58,987 Private! 763 00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:07,201 No! 764 00:59:12,165 --> 00:59:14,333 - Private... - Oh, no. 765 00:59:16,202 --> 00:59:18,805 I disintegrated him. 766 00:59:19,205 --> 00:59:21,408 That wasn't supposed to happen. 767 00:59:21,508 --> 00:59:25,243 You maniac! You blew him up! 768 00:59:25,708 --> 00:59:26,980 No. 769 00:59:27,130 --> 00:59:30,183 Oh, well, this is why we test things, people. 770 00:59:30,583 --> 00:59:34,021 I'll have to lower the power for the others. 771 00:59:35,121 --> 00:59:40,663 Full speed ahead, gentlemen. The monsters are due in Manhattan! 772 01:00:07,254 --> 01:00:08,672 Sorry. 773 01:00:20,567 --> 01:00:22,213 Crikey. 774 01:00:23,374 --> 01:00:27,843 All right, all right, octopus. Whatever Dave's paying you, I'll double it. 775 01:00:29,309 --> 01:00:31,957 - Is that a yes? Does anyone speak octopus? - Sorry. 776 01:00:32,057 --> 01:00:33,713 - No, not a clue. - Blast it. 777 01:00:34,614 --> 01:00:38,384 You... free... us. 778 01:00:38,484 --> 01:00:42,322 We give you... many fishes. 779 01:00:46,493 --> 01:00:47,730 What is that? 780 01:00:54,534 --> 01:00:56,569 - Oh, great. - Oh, no! This is it! 781 01:00:56,669 --> 01:00:59,194 I don't want to die all squishy! 782 01:01:02,676 --> 01:01:06,112 We're dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! 783 01:01:06,212 --> 01:01:08,304 Oh, no, we're dead! 784 01:01:08,782 --> 01:01:11,433 Dead! Dead...! 785 01:01:14,687 --> 01:01:17,023 I pushed a button. 786 01:01:17,423 --> 01:01:21,361 - Super. Well done, Private! - Good work, malinki. 787 01:01:21,461 --> 01:01:24,004 Yay. Yes. Yes. 788 01:01:24,104 --> 01:01:28,033 Excellent button-pushing. Compliment, praise, et cetera. 789 01:01:28,133 --> 01:01:31,204 All right, agents, we are back in business. 790 01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:38,081 Wait! Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, all those penguins, 791 01:01:38,181 --> 01:01:41,014 - they're this way! - And so is a massive army of octopi. 792 01:01:41,114 --> 01:01:43,917 And as soon as we return to the North Wind headquarters, grab fresh equipment, 793 01:01:44,017 --> 01:01:49,088 and work up a smashing new plan, we'll come speeding back and take down Dave. 794 01:01:49,188 --> 01:01:52,392 But the penguins are in danger! We have to go now! 795 01:01:52,492 --> 01:01:55,028 Again, huge army of octopi. 796 01:01:55,128 --> 01:01:57,798 So, because you failed once, you're just running away? 797 01:01:57,898 --> 01:02:01,467 We did not fail. And we are not running away. 798 01:02:01,567 --> 01:02:03,603 We're just very sensibly regrouping. 799 01:02:03,703 --> 01:02:08,240 Skipper wouldn't care. Plan or no, fancy equipment or no... 800 01:02:08,540 --> 01:02:10,577 he'd never leave a man behind. 801 01:02:10,977 --> 01:02:14,186 Well, I suppose we can't all be penguins, can we? 802 01:02:20,486 --> 01:02:21,355 No. 803 01:02:22,555 --> 01:02:25,098 But maybe you should be. 804 01:02:32,598 --> 01:02:33,869 Come on. 805 01:02:42,776 --> 01:02:46,479 Showtime, everyone! Big smiles for the Big Apple! 806 01:02:46,779 --> 01:02:51,384 Listen up, Doris! You turn us into freaks, and then what? 807 01:02:51,484 --> 01:02:54,487 You think that's gonna make everybody love you? 808 01:02:55,287 --> 01:02:57,524 No, but they'll despise you. 809 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:04,333 And I'm sure gonna love that. 810 01:03:13,472 --> 01:03:16,709 Breaking news! The missing penguins have been found! 811 01:03:16,809 --> 01:03:20,329 Okay. According to my notes, genetic researcher Dr. Octavius Brine 812 01:03:20,429 --> 01:03:23,182 has found the penguins and is bringing them here to New York's Battery Park. 813 01:03:23,282 --> 01:03:27,286 The penguins are coming back! Oh, my gosh! Look! 814 01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:58,185 Penguin lovers of the world, guess who I found. 815 01:03:58,285 --> 01:04:00,287 Penguins! Penguins! 816 01:04:00,387 --> 01:04:05,024 It wasn't easy, but seeing the penguins get what they deserve 817 01:04:05,124 --> 01:04:07,327 will make it all worthwhile. 818 01:04:07,527 --> 01:04:11,231 What a weird thing to say! I'm so excited! 819 01:04:11,431 --> 01:04:12,199 Do it. 820 01:04:25,044 --> 01:04:28,180 Skipper! Skipper! Skipper! Rico! Kowalski! 821 01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:32,351 It's like I can still hear his little voice calling to us. 822 01:04:32,451 --> 01:04:35,220 You have to get out of there! Move! 823 01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:37,490 "You have a great otter, there. 824 01:04:37,590 --> 01:04:40,026 - Moo." - Why would he moo? 825 01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:44,213 What are you asking me for? I'm not Private's little ghost. 826 01:04:50,001 --> 01:04:51,256 No! 827 01:04:52,973 --> 01:04:56,452 Are you ready?! 828 01:04:57,102 --> 01:04:58,611 Yeah! 829 01:05:00,245 --> 01:05:02,168 Yay...! 830 01:05:06,552 --> 01:05:08,340 Your new... 831 01:05:08,788 --> 01:05:10,023 and improved... 832 01:05:10,780 --> 01:05:12,523 penguins! 833 01:05:12,623 --> 01:05:14,894 Penguins! Penguins! 834 01:05:22,568 --> 01:05:24,037 Wha...? 835 01:05:33,413 --> 01:05:37,371 Oh, the people love you. Just go give them a hug. 836 01:05:46,326 --> 01:05:47,695 Don't let them touch you! 837 01:05:56,569 --> 01:06:01,040 Oh, no. What's happening? Nobody likes you anymore? 838 01:06:01,140 --> 01:06:04,678 Well, the fun and games are just beginning. Watch this, penguins. 839 01:06:04,778 --> 01:06:07,547 Somebody call... the exterminators! 840 01:06:16,556 --> 01:06:21,694 And when the exterminators take you away, you never come back. 841 01:06:46,452 --> 01:06:47,353 Oh, dear. 842 01:06:47,853 --> 01:06:51,225 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. What do I do? What do I do? 843 01:06:52,525 --> 01:06:53,724 Crikey! 844 01:06:58,764 --> 01:07:01,968 Come on, then. You want to go? You want some argy-bargy? 845 01:07:27,959 --> 01:07:29,461 Missed one. 846 01:07:30,797 --> 01:07:33,065 What a wonderful day in the park. 847 01:07:33,165 --> 01:07:33,976 Skipper! 848 01:07:39,539 --> 01:07:40,807 Wait! 849 01:07:42,508 --> 01:07:44,547 Hold on! What are you doing?! 850 01:07:47,847 --> 01:07:48,648 Skipper! 851 01:07:50,482 --> 01:07:52,098 Don't eat that! 852 01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:56,288 Skipper, listen. It's me, Private. 853 01:07:56,388 --> 01:08:00,931 I've got a plan, but I need your help. I need my Skipper. 854 01:08:22,916 --> 01:08:25,584 - Private? - Yes. That's it. 855 01:08:25,784 --> 01:08:28,287 Private, you're alive! 856 01:08:29,621 --> 01:08:31,405 Oh, God! 857 01:08:44,770 --> 01:08:47,272 Kowalski! You've got to get a grip! 858 01:08:48,301 --> 01:08:51,443 Kowalski, Eva is worried about you. 859 01:08:51,543 --> 01:08:55,280 She is? What did she say? Did she say my name specifically? 860 01:08:55,380 --> 01:08:59,085 I mean, were there... were there tears? Details, come on, tell me! 861 01:08:59,185 --> 01:09:02,087 Private! You're alive. Come here. 862 01:09:02,187 --> 01:09:05,223 This feels a little awkward, but I'm happy. 863 01:09:09,455 --> 01:09:11,864 Rico! You need to listen to us. 864 01:09:11,964 --> 01:09:14,634 I guess you're kind of the same either way. 865 01:09:14,834 --> 01:09:16,335 Private! 866 01:09:16,670 --> 01:09:17,904 Heads up! 867 01:09:20,506 --> 01:09:23,174 Looks like we're back in business, boys. 868 01:09:23,274 --> 01:09:26,146 And our business is saving penguin-kind. 869 01:09:26,646 --> 01:09:29,181 - Who's with me? - Count me in. 870 01:09:29,281 --> 01:09:30,683 - Let's do this! - Boo-hah! 871 01:09:30,783 --> 01:09:33,191 - Yeah! - Let's create and feel momentum. 872 01:09:38,391 --> 01:09:40,793 Sir, how long do we stand here like this? 873 01:09:40,893 --> 01:09:44,599 Until we've reached maximum coolness. 874 01:09:46,999 --> 01:09:48,233 There it is. 875 01:09:48,433 --> 01:09:51,941 - Now all we need is a plan. - I've got one. 876 01:09:55,141 --> 01:09:57,176 You stole Dave's ray? 877 01:09:57,276 --> 01:10:00,479 Well, I figured if we could reverse the ray, 878 01:10:00,579 --> 01:10:03,449 we could turn everyone back to normal. 879 01:10:03,549 --> 01:10:04,732 Reverse the ray? 880 01:10:04,832 --> 01:10:08,035 That's brilliant! But... it's impossible! 881 01:10:08,135 --> 01:10:11,132 In order to reverse the ray, we would need to replace the Medusa Serum 882 01:10:11,232 --> 01:10:14,660 with a power source of almost immeasurable cuteness. 883 01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:18,713 Immeasurable cuteness? Where the heck are we supposed to get that? 884 01:10:29,876 --> 01:10:33,651 No, wait. Private, no! We don't know what that will do to you! 885 01:10:36,348 --> 01:10:39,986 - All right! - The ray! It works! It works! 886 01:10:40,086 --> 01:10:43,055 - Private! Are you okay? - Yes! 887 01:10:44,453 --> 01:10:47,025 Butt-hand! There's a hand attached to his butt. 888 01:10:47,125 --> 01:10:49,282 That was not... that was not there before. 889 01:10:49,382 --> 01:10:52,530 - Get out of there! That's an order! - Permission to defy order. 890 01:10:52,630 --> 01:10:54,779 - Permission denied! - Then I deny your denial. 891 01:10:54,879 --> 01:10:58,367 It's too risky, Private. It already made you sprout a butt-hand! 892 01:10:58,567 --> 01:11:00,695 I know it has to be me this time. 893 01:11:02,241 --> 01:11:04,977 And I think you know it, too. 894 01:11:18,724 --> 01:11:20,893 I'm the secret weapon. 895 01:11:30,636 --> 01:11:34,540 I'm happy... and yet... 896 01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:38,587 now that I have my revenge, I feel... 897 01:11:38,687 --> 01:11:44,314 empty, as if what I needed all along was... 898 01:11:44,614 --> 01:11:47,954 more revenge! In fact... Robin, write this down... 899 01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:53,327 Tomorrow we move on to kittens! Then puppies, bunnies, pandas... 900 01:11:55,627 --> 01:11:57,198 Charlize, they're on the ray! 901 01:11:58,998 --> 01:12:02,101 Helen, hunt them down! William, hurt them. 902 01:12:02,201 --> 01:12:05,938 Halle, bury them! Hugh, Jack, man the battle stations! 903 01:12:06,038 --> 01:12:10,376 Kevin, bake on! We're still gonna need that victory cake! 904 01:12:18,216 --> 01:12:22,455 We're only gonna get one shot at this, boys! How we doing on those snow globes? 905 01:12:22,955 --> 01:12:26,212 Beam splitter ready! Fire at will! 906 01:12:27,423 --> 01:12:28,561 Do it, Skipper! 907 01:12:41,206 --> 01:12:44,344 - Dead batteries?! - Game over, Skipper! 908 01:12:46,379 --> 01:12:47,481 No! 909 01:12:48,581 --> 01:12:51,408 Rico, batteries! Skipper! Kowalski! 910 01:12:51,508 --> 01:12:54,928 Hold off those octopi! We're doing this now! 911 01:12:55,989 --> 01:12:58,624 You heard Private! Deploy! 912 01:13:16,568 --> 01:13:19,094 Get back, you aquatic savages! 913 01:13:19,194 --> 01:13:22,181 Behind you! Beside you! Six o'clock! Twelve o'clock! 914 01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:30,655 - They're coming from every direction! - There's just too many of them! 915 01:13:50,943 --> 01:13:53,105 - Whoa. - You came back! 916 01:14:02,037 --> 01:14:05,358 Oh... that's why you look back at the explosion. 917 01:14:13,999 --> 01:14:16,346 I can dream... 918 01:14:19,905 --> 01:14:21,870 Fallback positions! 919 01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:24,210 Stay away from Private! 920 01:14:28,781 --> 01:14:31,184 Suck it up, Kowalski. 921 01:14:33,653 --> 01:14:34,686 No! 922 01:14:34,786 --> 01:14:36,840 It's over, Skipper. 923 01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:42,561 Over? That's weird. Then why is Rico throwing me a fresh pair of double-A's? 924 01:14:46,766 --> 01:14:49,089 - No! - The remote! 925 01:14:57,210 --> 01:14:58,454 Rico! Dibble me! 926 01:15:56,535 --> 01:15:58,938 It worked! Private! 927 01:15:59,558 --> 01:16:03,977 Excuse me. Emergency. Coming through. Make a hole! Make a hole! 928 01:16:08,679 --> 01:16:14,520 Don't worry, a chrysalis is just forming around you. That's perfectly normal. 929 01:16:26,498 --> 01:16:27,931 Private. 930 01:16:29,668 --> 01:16:30,647 Wha...? 931 01:16:37,594 --> 01:16:38,515 Private? 932 01:16:42,881 --> 01:16:46,470 - Oh! Look at that! Majestic. - Hello. 933 01:16:46,686 --> 01:16:48,605 - Private! - Oh! Hey! 934 01:16:48,705 --> 01:16:50,323 - What's wrong? What are you... - Look out for the... 935 01:16:50,423 --> 01:16:52,184 - Have I got something... - Cover your eyes. 936 01:16:52,284 --> 01:16:55,127 - Is there a... thing? - Don't turn your head. 937 01:16:55,227 --> 01:16:58,132 So... how do I look? 938 01:16:59,532 --> 01:17:03,636 You're hideously disfigured and will probably be hunted for sport. 939 01:17:03,836 --> 01:17:06,435 - What? - What? 940 01:17:06,638 --> 01:17:12,110 If there's anything we've learned from this delightful adventure... Kowalski... 941 01:17:12,210 --> 01:17:14,280 It's that looks don't matter. 942 01:17:14,980 --> 01:17:17,683 It's what you do that counts. 943 01:17:18,883 --> 01:17:21,125 And look at what you did. 944 01:17:41,673 --> 01:17:43,508 Yes, sir... 945 01:17:43,608 --> 01:17:48,455 you are the most meaningful and valued member of this team. 946 01:18:06,164 --> 01:18:08,176 Way to go, Private! 947 01:18:08,276 --> 01:18:09,812 Attaboy! 948 01:18:09,912 --> 01:18:11,670 Nicely done. 949 01:18:12,531 --> 01:18:17,009 - Way to go, Private! You did it! - We're so proud of you! 950 01:18:17,309 --> 01:18:20,880 - You saved us! - We love you, Private! 951 01:18:20,980 --> 01:18:24,783 - Yeah, we love you! - You the penguin! 952 01:18:44,343 --> 01:18:45,271 Ramirez! 953 01:18:45,371 --> 01:18:46,939 - Dave. - Dave! 954 01:18:52,845 --> 01:18:56,261 What? Are you kidding me?! 955 01:18:57,611 --> 01:19:01,586 - Dave... look at you. - You think this is over? 956 01:19:01,686 --> 01:19:05,360 - I'm just getting started. I'm about to... - What do we do with him now? 957 01:19:05,656 --> 01:19:07,793 Open this right now! 958 01:19:07,993 --> 01:19:09,461 Here you go, kid. 959 01:19:12,097 --> 01:19:13,725 Cool! 960 01:19:19,768 --> 01:19:21,707 I hope you find happiness, Dave. 961 01:19:23,036 --> 01:19:27,192 It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing... 962 01:19:29,456 --> 01:19:30,616 Right, now, then... 963 01:19:31,983 --> 01:19:35,420 - this is difficult for me to say. - Is it "osteoporosis"? 964 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:38,340 You just got to lean into the vowel. Os-teo... 965 01:19:38,690 --> 01:19:40,826 - poro... - No! No. 966 01:19:40,926 --> 01:19:45,164 I want to say... you four are the bravest agents I've ever known. 967 01:19:46,664 --> 01:19:49,885 The point is... I was wrong about you, 968 01:19:49,985 --> 01:19:53,606 and I hope... there's some way I can make it right. 969 01:19:53,716 --> 01:19:56,074 - Give us jet packs. - We should kiss. 970 01:19:57,275 --> 01:20:00,046 Did... did you just say... 971 01:20:04,429 --> 01:20:05,918 Well, that feels right! 972 01:20:06,068 --> 01:20:09,153 I think I'd actually prefer a jet pack, please. 973 01:20:09,453 --> 01:20:12,278 I think we should go with Private's idea. 974 01:20:15,180 --> 01:20:16,678 Yeah! 975 01:20:17,095 --> 01:20:19,164 Kowalski! What's our trajectory? 976 01:20:19,264 --> 01:20:22,567 95% certain this will end in massive... 977 01:20:22,667 --> 01:20:24,135 flaming disaster! 978 01:20:24,235 --> 01:20:27,339 - And the other five percent? - Irrelevant, sir! 979 01:20:27,439 --> 01:20:30,342 - Jet packs are awesome! - Agreed! 980 01:20:40,252 --> 01:20:42,537 Who says penguins can't fly? 981 01:21:25,330 --> 01:21:28,666 Skipper, we are going to turn me back to normal, right? 982 01:21:28,766 --> 01:21:31,105 Absolutely. First thing Monday. 983 01:21:34,453 --> 01:21:38,043 - I'm in a rocket ship! - I want to push the button. 984 01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:40,212 - Give me that! - Hey! Stealer! 985 01:21:40,312 --> 01:21:44,582 - Let's do this! I'm ready! - Okay, on three. One, three, go. 986 01:21:44,783 --> 01:21:48,912 I'm just gonna do a little practice push. Okay, I'm not going to press it. 987 01:21:49,012 --> 01:21:51,757 Why are you smacking my hand? Hey, look over there! 988 01:21:52,357 --> 01:21:53,963 I'm a laser show. 989 01:21:55,427 --> 01:21:56,528 Julien! 990 01:21:58,377 --> 01:22:01,500 Now, that's the Private we know and love. High one! 991 01:22:02,100 --> 01:22:05,671 - Immeasurable cuteness, right there! - Good to be back. 992 01:22:05,971 --> 01:22:08,808 I feel like a French fry! 993 01:22:09,623 --> 01:22:13,078 - I'm okay! - And with cuteness to spare! 994 01:22:13,178 --> 01:22:16,578 Come on! Frosty mugs of herring juice all around! 995 01:22:16,678 --> 01:22:17,816 - Private's buying. - What? 996 01:22:17,916 --> 01:22:22,853 You know, if I'm being honest, I expected a little more... pizzazz! 997 01:22:24,438 --> 01:22:27,389 Yes! Now, that's pizzazz!