1 00:00:10,637 --> 00:00:12,972 Do you know who he is? 2 00:00:16,768 --> 00:00:18,520 Who he really is? 3 00:00:21,690 --> 00:00:24,150 Shadow Moon... 4 00:00:24,317 --> 00:00:26,319 You're my man now. 5 00:00:26,486 --> 00:00:28,279 You've gotten yourself mixed up 6 00:00:28,446 --> 00:00:30,156 in some really weird shit, Shadow. 7 00:00:30,323 --> 00:00:32,867 You shouldn't trust him. Grimnir. Don't trust him. 8 00:00:33,034 --> 00:00:35,704 Trying to start a war, Glad-O-War? 9 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:38,498 We're at war already and we're losing. 10 00:00:38,665 --> 00:00:40,250 Who are you? 11 00:00:40,417 --> 00:00:42,669 You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 12 00:00:45,797 --> 00:00:47,173 What should I believe? 13 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:49,884 - What's today? - Wednesday. 14 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:52,429 Today's my day. 15 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:34,132 This is all too big. 16 00:03:34,299 --> 00:03:36,759 Too much going on at once. 17 00:03:39,721 --> 00:03:41,598 We should start with a story. 18 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:43,224 Oh, Jesus, Nancy! 19 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:44,809 I'm gonna tell you a story. 20 00:03:44,976 --> 00:03:48,104 Haven't got time for a story. Just do the fucking work, huh? 21 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:50,607 Let me tell a goddamned story! 22 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:53,776 I got a good one. 23 00:03:54,819 --> 00:03:56,529 Real good. 24 00:03:56,696 --> 00:03:58,865 Once upon a time... 25 00:03:59,032 --> 00:04:01,659 See? It sounds good already. 26 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:03,202 You're hooked. 27 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:05,204 Just get on with it, huh? 28 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,876 Once upon a time, 29 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:11,586 there was a fucking queen. 30 00:04:12,629 --> 00:04:14,172 She had it all, 31 00:04:14,339 --> 00:04:16,841 the glory, the power. 32 00:04:17,008 --> 00:04:20,970 Worshippers, eager to give and grateful to receive. 33 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:23,139 Why? 34 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:26,267 Because she had the gift of the gift. 35 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:30,188 The blessing of blessings, hers to bestow. 36 00:04:31,481 --> 00:04:33,483 And her place of worship? 37 00:04:35,735 --> 00:04:37,695 Well, that was the place to be. 38 00:04:38,738 --> 00:04:41,240 THAT was the goddamn shit. 39 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:33,376 It was good fucking times. 40 00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:12,248 Kings didn't like that. 41 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:14,542 Kings came one after the other 42 00:06:14,709 --> 00:06:17,003 to knock her off her throne. 43 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,590 They didn't last long. 44 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:40,169 When the queen was done with you... 45 00:07:41,212 --> 00:07:43,381 ..you were gone. 46 00:07:43,548 --> 00:07:45,716 Worse ways to go. 47 00:08:30,845 --> 00:08:34,182 Clothes and hair change with the times, 48 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:35,975 but this queen... 49 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:40,021 ..she kept the party going. 50 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:18,935 ♪ As a friend Not as a fighter 51 00:09:21,229 --> 00:09:26,400 ♪ I come as someone you invited 52 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:30,821 ♪ You seem to confess 53 00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:34,951 ♪ It's all so senseless 54 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,539 ♪ Ah 55 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,625 ♪ Oh 56 00:09:42,792 --> 00:09:44,335 ♪ Ah. ♪ 57 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,550 But the kings, 58 00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:54,804 they kept coming after her. 59 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:58,724 Our queen's power, 60 00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:01,519 which is the power of all women, 61 00:10:01,686 --> 00:10:05,606 the power of rebirth and creation. 62 00:10:07,817 --> 00:10:11,153 It makes some men kneel in awe 63 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,947 and give gifts. 64 00:10:13,114 --> 00:10:16,242 But it makes other men angry. 65 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:21,706 And you know it - 66 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:25,710 anger gets shit done. 67 00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:29,588 So men did what they do. 68 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:34,176 They took from her that power. Took them a long time. 69 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:38,597 Took them guns and knives and sharp dicks. 70 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:40,808 But they grabbed the power 71 00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:43,394 they were too scared for a queen to have. 72 00:10:49,442 --> 00:10:51,027 They laundered it 73 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:53,779 and gave it to men. 74 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:58,534 They forced our queen into the back seat. 75 00:10:59,577 --> 00:11:01,871 The remaining flight time 76 00:11:02,038 --> 00:11:04,540 to New York's John F. Kennedy Airport is 11 hours. 77 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,542 So sit back, relax and enjoy... 78 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,711 "Where is the library?" 79 00:11:09,754 --> 00:11:11,422 "Where is the library?" 80 00:11:17,303 --> 00:11:20,639 Now, our queen, she made her peace with change. 81 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:22,183 She told herself 82 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:24,810 the back seat's got cushions too. 83 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:26,562 She told herself 84 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,981 she was playing the game 85 00:11:29,148 --> 00:11:31,484 by staying in it. 86 00:11:33,486 --> 00:11:35,571 Excuse me. 87 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,616 Do you know where the bathroom is? 88 00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:40,618 There's one in the back. 89 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,829 I don't see it. 90 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,667 Show me. 91 00:12:34,839 --> 00:12:36,382 Where did 30F run off to? 92 00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:39,218 So long as I'm still alive... 93 00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:41,637 ..I can adapt. 94 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,472 So you can let everyone back home 95 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,057 know where you're going. 96 00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:48,519 I still know what I am. 97 00:13:24,889 --> 00:13:26,265 But America too 98 00:13:26,432 --> 00:13:28,934 can take issue with a woman of power. 99 00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:32,563 It finds ways of cutting her down, 100 00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:36,317 of punishing her for her daring to be. 101 00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,415 And our girl... 102 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:38,504 ..after a while, even she forgot there's a queen inside. 103 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,278 ISIS fighters destroyed the ancient temple, 104 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,196 a once popular tourist attraction 105 00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:06,490 recently denounced by ISIS militants 106 00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:09,868 as "the necessary destruction of idolatrous structures 107 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:12,621 "in accordance with Islamic law." 108 00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:14,707 And there's no end 109 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:19,044 to the cruelty of men threatened by strong women. 110 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,552 So what's a queen to do? 111 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,806 She gets on her knees. 112 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:35,019 She takes what she don't want to 113 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,147 and we watch in easy fucking judgement 114 00:15:38,314 --> 00:15:42,693 and pretend we'd do a single thing different in her shoes. 115 00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:58,000 Hm. 116 00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:01,086 I hear they blew up your altar. 117 00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:05,174 Darn. 118 00:16:05,341 --> 00:16:08,969 I have a new one to offer you. 119 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,766 Aren't you the lucky duck? 120 00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:21,231 Oh! 121 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,025 Boop. 122 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,069 OK. 123 00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:36,038 Worship is a volume business. 124 00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:42,586 Whosoever has the most followers wins the game. 125 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,097 Want to play? 126 00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:58,602 Life is long when you got regret. 127 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:03,982 A moment can last forever 128 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,985 when you can see how it should have gone. 129 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:11,240 You get the moral to this story? 130 00:17:11,407 --> 00:17:13,283 I don't know. 131 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,035 Don't compromise? 132 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,578 Or, uh... 133 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,497 ..don't cut deals with treacherous motherfuckers. 134 00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:20,541 What? No! 135 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:22,167 Fuck, no! 136 00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,211 Did you get this one off the discount rack? 137 00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:26,422 Where are you getting in life 138 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,257 without some fucking compromise? 139 00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:29,675 The moral is... 140 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:31,218 Get myself a queen. 141 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:32,845 You goddamn right. 142 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,472 You better get yourself a queen. 143 00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:38,392 'Cause you just went and killed one of theirs. 144 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:41,603 That's one of mine. I killed one of mine. 145 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,397 Not anymore. 146 00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:47,526 Not in a LONG while has he been one of yours. 147 00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:49,903 You separate a head from a body, 148 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,907 that is strike fucking one across the bow. 149 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,826 They ain't gonna take that lightly. 150 00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:58,036 Good - wait till he sees strike two, 151 00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,581 when I get myself that queen. 152 00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:08,714 What about you? 153 00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:11,759 Spill blood together, that binds you to him for life. 154 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:14,595 - Yeah, the fuck it does. - Fuck it doesn't. 155 00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:17,598 - Now, we have a compact. - Yeah. Till you piss me off. 156 00:18:17,765 --> 00:18:19,475 You've just gone and pissed me off, OK? 157 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,101 So I think that violates our agreement. 158 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,811 What are you so pissed off about? 159 00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:27,191 You just cut off your friend's head! 160 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,233 OK? 161 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,777 Now you're getting a suit made 162 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,320 like you're the goddamn Godfather? 163 00:18:31,487 --> 00:18:32,863 Who the fuck did you think he was? 164 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:34,406 You're getting one too. 165 00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:36,950 We have to be presentable, where we're going. 166 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,494 Fuck you! 167 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,370 Look, I don't even know your name! 168 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,664 Hey, Mr Wednesday? Who I met on a Wednesday. 169 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:45,834 I don't think you understand the concept of 'pissed off'. 170 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:48,128 It's angry. 171 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,631 Oh, I know what pissed off is. I'm pissed off! 172 00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:53,342 So as a pissed-off person, I'm aware. 173 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:54,968 You're confused. 174 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,304 You got questions, but you don't know how to ask them. 175 00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:00,557 Do not confuse confusion for anger. 176 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,936 I'm not confused. 177 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:08,982 I'm VERY confused. 178 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,151 You're confused. And you're intrigued. 179 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,904 Your wife came back from the dead. Why wouldn't you be? 180 00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:15,823 If you denied it, I'd call you a liar. 181 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,825 - A bigger one than I am. - Ha! 182 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,244 And that's a very big liar. 183 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:21,370 Hm... 184 00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:24,540 The terms of our agreement are intact. 185 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,167 You're not angry, Shadow. 186 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,962 But you do have to start getting angry. 187 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:33,507 Angry...gets shit done. 188 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,343 Try that on for size. 189 00:20:57,341 --> 00:20:58,717 Is this Wisconsin? 190 00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:00,677 That's our NEXT stop. 191 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,472 Welcome to Kentucky. 192 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:18,403 Now, be nice to the lady we're visiting, but not too nice. 193 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,531 She might take a fancy to you and that would not be good. 194 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:25,410 Why? She an ex-girlfriend of yours? 195 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,164 Not for all the little plastic toys in China. 196 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,166 No, she's... 197 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,419 She's something else. 198 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:53,605 We might not be welcome at first. 199 00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:37,816 Ah...in the presence of a queen. 200 00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:02,090 Huh. Forgot it was Easter. 201 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:05,969 Well, it is Sunday, 16th of April, 202 00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:08,638 seven days after the vernal equinox. 203 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:14,227 - I love Easter. - Oh, many do. 204 00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:18,398 Some for the rabbits, some for the resurrection. 205 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:21,193 Most think of the food. 206 00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,904 All that fucking sugar, huh? 207 00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:26,656 They don't think of the truth of the day. 208 00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:29,910 And why would they? 209 00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:33,705 But, yeah, you could... 210 00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:36,541 ..you could call this Easter. 211 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,418 Or we could call it what it really is. 212 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,588 A pagan ritual, the celebration of the beginning of spring, 213 00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:44,174 dating back about 12,000 years. 214 00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,843 So when you see children dipping eggs 215 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:49,137 in vinegar the colours of their favourite toys, 216 00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:53,016 when you see the nation's youth fleeing south for copulation, 217 00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:55,102 or when they spread their seed 218 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:58,021 over that sinking mass that is the great state of Florida, 219 00:23:58,188 --> 00:23:59,773 they all... 220 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,650 ..without realising it, 221 00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:04,444 do it in her name. 222 00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:07,572 Ostara. 223 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,745 Hello! 224 00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:19,417 Oh, it is a treasure and a treat 225 00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:21,795 to welcome you all to my home 226 00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:25,132 and on my day, my favourite day of the year. 227 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:28,260 When all is lavender and dew, 228 00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:30,345 reborn and restored. 229 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:32,264 - When we celebrate... - Hello, Shadow. 230 00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:36,518 Hey. 231 00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:38,979 Do I know you? 232 00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:41,648 Yes, you do. 233 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,944 ..and then move on. 234 00:24:46,111 --> 00:24:48,738 I think it's important for us all to remember 235 00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:52,409 what this day is really, truly about, which is... 236 00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:55,537 Ooh, for Christ's sake. 237 00:24:58,373 --> 00:24:59,749 Praise the Lords. 238 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:02,711 Please help yourself and those less fortunate to the buffet. 239 00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:04,963 I got plenty of honey ham. 240 00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:07,382 But for those of you who do not partake of pork... 241 00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:09,509 That's... 242 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:12,721 ..Easter? 243 00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:14,639 Because people believe in Easter. 244 00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:18,226 Believing is seeing. 245 00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:20,562 Gods are real if you believe in them. 246 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,543 Gods. 247 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,128 Uh-huh. 248 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,047 Fuck me. 249 00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:49,549 - Alright, so... - Hm? 250 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,676 That's...Jesus Christ. 251 00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:53,220 A Jesus Christ. 252 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:56,139 Some Jesus Christ. 253 00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:59,184 For every belief, every branch, every denomination, 254 00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:02,270 they see a different face when they close their eyes to pray. 255 00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:04,481 So who are you? 256 00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:08,735 Like I said, you wouldn't believe in me if I told you. 257 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:14,324 Happy Easter, you old fraud. 258 00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:17,369 And a fair Ostara to you. 259 00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,412 What the hell are you doing here? 260 00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:21,623 I'm not here for Christ's sake, but all our sakes. 261 00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:23,166 You look divine. 262 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:24,876 How the hell else should I look? 263 00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:28,213 Say hello to Ostara. 264 00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:32,759 Hey, Ostara. 265 00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:36,054 Oh, he's a blusher. 266 00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,430 - Wednesday. - Mm-hm? 267 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,099 - You brought me a blusher. - Mm-hm. 268 00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:42,560 And he's pink chocolate. How perfectly wonderful. 269 00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:44,771 What's he called? 270 00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:47,065 Shadow Moon. 271 00:26:57,409 --> 00:26:59,619 So, how's tricks? 272 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:02,747 Asks the tricksiest rabbit I know. 273 00:27:02,914 --> 00:27:06,251 Well, I was hoping to enlist your assistance. 274 00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:08,336 Stop wasting time. 275 00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:11,131 I can't be bothered, so don't you bother me about it. 276 00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:13,842 Shadow? That's a sweet name. 277 00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:16,720 Now, now, now, now. Leave him be, huh? 278 00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:18,847 Why do they call you Shadow, sweetness? 279 00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:20,807 The way I followed my mama around. 280 00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:23,852 She didn't know what else to call me. 281 00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:25,854 Well, I deal in sugar, Sugar, 282 00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:28,315 and you're the sweetest damn thing I've ever seen. 283 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:32,360 This is the boy that has everyone so upset? 284 00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:34,237 Ah, you heard? 285 00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:36,740 Well, I keep my ears pricked up. 286 00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:38,366 Come here, sweet Shadow. 287 00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:40,410 Allow me to impart some wisdom. 288 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,912 There's far too many secret societies out there. 289 00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:45,582 They have no loyalty and no love. 290 00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:48,918 They range from barely competent to deeply dangerous. 291 00:27:49,085 --> 00:27:51,421 - You don't sound like one of us. - I'm not one of you. 292 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:52,964 Oh, yes, you are. 293 00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:56,634 You're as forgotten, unloved and unremembered as any of us. 294 00:27:56,801 --> 00:27:58,303 I'm doing just fine. 295 00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:01,431 Happy Easter. Christ is risen. Hello, boys. 296 00:28:01,598 --> 00:28:03,183 Well, you were before these assholes were born. 297 00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:05,727 Until the day that Jesus Christ 298 00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:08,355 crawled out of his stinky old grave, 299 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:12,901 folks would paint eggs with dandelions and paprika for her, 300 00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:15,737 to exchange as gifts at the first sign of spring, 301 00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:18,114 in her name...Ostara. 302 00:28:18,281 --> 00:28:20,784 They still do. They still do! 303 00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:22,327 On my festival days, 304 00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:25,246 they still feast on eggs and rabbit and candy. 305 00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:27,832 - And they do it in my name. - Serious question, my dear. 306 00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:30,710 I have no doubt that millions upon millions exchange tokens 307 00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,462 and observe the rituals of your festival, 308 00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:34,381 all down to the hunting of the hidden eggs, 309 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:37,384 but does anybody pray in your name? 310 00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:40,345 Do they say it in worship? 311 00:28:40,512 --> 00:28:41,971 Oh, they mouth your name, 312 00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:44,808 mm, but they have no idea what it means, none whatsoever. 313 00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:48,061 Same every spring - you do all the work, he gets the prayers. 314 00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:50,021 What has gotten into you? 315 00:28:50,188 --> 00:28:52,273 I feel terrible about this. 316 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,858 No. No! 317 00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:56,444 It's her day. You took it. 318 00:28:56,611 --> 00:28:58,196 You crucified her day. 319 00:28:58,363 --> 00:29:00,365 When they started following you, everybody else got burned. 320 00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:01,908 In YOUR name. 321 00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:04,160 Happy fucking Easter! 322 00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:06,663 Uh... 323 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:09,082 N... 324 00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:13,420 - A word. - Mm-hm. 325 00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:25,557 You shut your mouth before I slap it off your goddamn face! 326 00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:28,351 Oh... Oh. How dare you? 327 00:29:28,518 --> 00:29:29,936 How dare you? 328 00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:32,188 How dare you come into my home 329 00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:34,232 and uncork all over Jesus of Nazareth 330 00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:36,860 and all the other Jesuses who died on the cross 331 00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:39,320 and even the ones who didn't - how dare you! 332 00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:41,030 These are kind, generous men 333 00:29:41,197 --> 00:29:42,782 and they've come to celebrate their day. 334 00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:44,325 My day. 335 00:29:44,492 --> 00:29:46,286 God damn it, OUR day! 336 00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:48,830 And you come in here and disrespect them? 337 00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:51,541 - They are gods, for God's sake! - They're sons of. 338 00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:53,543 They're men who walk the streets. They shake hands. 339 00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:55,545 - They take shits. - Oh! 340 00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:57,881 What I'm doing here is of no concern to them. 341 00:29:58,047 --> 00:30:00,383 This is your day, love. 342 00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:02,927 Always has been, always will be. 343 00:30:03,094 --> 00:30:06,931 Just don't try to tell me that THEY all worship you. 344 00:30:07,098 --> 00:30:09,434 I know they don't. I'm not a fool. 345 00:30:09,601 --> 00:30:12,312 No, you're not. 346 00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:14,397 I am. 347 00:30:14,564 --> 00:30:17,066 An old one. 348 00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:22,322 They killed Vulcan. 349 00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:25,366 They killed my friend. 350 00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:29,829 He pledged his allegiance to me 351 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:31,831 and forged a blade... 352 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,211 ..in my honour. 353 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,385 And they killed him for it. 354 00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:49,098 The NEW gods. 355 00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:52,393 That's why we need you. 356 00:30:53,436 --> 00:30:55,355 That's why we need Spring to fight them, 357 00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:57,690 to show them who WE are. 358 00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:01,986 Oh, they will worship you. 359 00:31:02,153 --> 00:31:03,863 They will... 360 00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:07,909 ..worship you if you make them pray. 361 00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:09,911 They'll pray to Him. 362 00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:14,958 But he's not the goddess of spring. 363 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:20,547 Shadow, my boy, 364 00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:23,466 I need a word with the fair lady here alone. 365 00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:25,468 Help yourself to a drink. Two, tops. 366 00:31:25,635 --> 00:31:27,262 Still need you sharp. 367 00:32:23,776 --> 00:32:25,862 You've been avoiding me. 368 00:32:27,238 --> 00:32:28,906 Hm? 369 00:32:29,073 --> 00:32:30,658 My mistake. 370 00:32:30,825 --> 00:32:33,161 I used the phone. 371 00:32:33,328 --> 00:32:36,205 Worst thing you can do to someone is call them. 372 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:40,335 I've been occupied. 373 00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:43,171 Yes, you have. 374 00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:47,550 Impressive reach metrics. Deep penetration. 375 00:32:48,593 --> 00:32:50,553 Total unique impressions is what sells, 376 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,641 and no-one leaves an impression more unique than you. 377 00:32:56,309 --> 00:32:58,102 You've done well with me. 378 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:00,813 VERY well. 379 00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:06,486 Now it's my turn to do well by you. 380 00:33:37,350 --> 00:33:40,228 I can take care of you. 381 00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:43,106 Hm. 382 00:33:43,272 --> 00:33:45,274 Hands free, honeypot. 383 00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:49,404 I have no intention of spending the rest of my days 384 00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:52,281 feeding your soul from the vagina nebula. 385 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:55,451 But... 386 00:33:55,618 --> 00:33:58,996 ..if you point that gun in the right direction... 387 00:34:08,631 --> 00:34:10,425 Hm? 388 00:34:11,968 --> 00:34:15,221 You're wishing you had no business with me. 389 00:34:16,472 --> 00:34:19,350 But you do. 390 00:34:20,685 --> 00:34:22,270 You owe. 391 00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:25,273 I'm calling it in. 392 00:34:52,008 --> 00:34:53,551 Is this it? 393 00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:00,892 How'd you find it? 394 00:35:06,439 --> 00:35:08,149 Shadow's here. 395 00:35:09,192 --> 00:35:10,777 Jesus Christ. 396 00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:13,362 Are they all...Jesuses? 397 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,367 Right, of course, 'cause... 398 00:35:18,534 --> 00:35:21,287 ..Jesus is real. 399 00:35:21,454 --> 00:35:23,164 Hm. 400 00:35:41,474 --> 00:35:43,017 God damn it. 401 00:35:44,727 --> 00:35:47,772 Hm... 402 00:35:51,526 --> 00:35:53,402 Did you always believe? 403 00:35:53,569 --> 00:35:56,072 Did I always believe? 404 00:35:57,448 --> 00:36:00,493 I AM belief, Shadow. 405 00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:06,207 I don't know how not to believe. 406 00:36:10,503 --> 00:36:13,381 I don't think I know how to. 407 00:36:14,632 --> 00:36:16,717 I think maybe I... 408 00:36:16,884 --> 00:36:20,471 ..I don't really believe. 409 00:36:22,723 --> 00:36:25,518 You know, I don't really believe any of this. 410 00:36:27,854 --> 00:36:30,231 And maybe everything that's happened so far 411 00:36:30,398 --> 00:36:32,942 is just some kind of vivid dream. 412 00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:38,698 Um... 413 00:36:38,865 --> 00:36:41,158 I don't even know if I can believe that. 414 00:36:43,744 --> 00:36:45,705 Even if you don't believe, 415 00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:50,042 you cannot travel in any other way 416 00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:52,211 than the road... 417 00:36:53,588 --> 00:36:56,549 ..your senses show you. 418 00:36:58,092 --> 00:37:01,262 And you must walk that road... 419 00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:04,932 ..to the end. 420 00:37:08,603 --> 00:37:10,062 Starve them into submission? 421 00:37:10,229 --> 00:37:12,440 They used to starve themselves. 422 00:37:12,607 --> 00:37:13,983 40 days. 423 00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:16,861 And not out of worship, but out of necessity. 424 00:37:17,028 --> 00:37:18,988 Hunger was an ancient form of prayer 425 00:37:19,155 --> 00:37:20,865 and they've never been hungry. 426 00:37:21,032 --> 00:37:23,868 I mean, they just pluck their food out of the freezer, 427 00:37:24,035 --> 00:37:25,786 throw it in the microwave, watch it spin around. 428 00:37:25,953 --> 00:37:28,205 Never once have they had to work for it, 429 00:37:28,372 --> 00:37:30,124 give thanks for it 430 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:32,251 or pray to you for it. 431 00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,546 Make them pray. 432 00:37:35,713 --> 00:37:37,214 Let them remind themselves 433 00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:40,676 it was a queen that gave them the harvest. 434 00:37:40,843 --> 00:37:43,262 Oh, they'll be hungry, but then they'll turn to you 435 00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:47,683 and they will pray to Ostara once again. 436 00:37:47,850 --> 00:37:50,686 She withholds, she returns. 437 00:37:50,853 --> 00:37:53,981 Prayer, reward. 438 00:37:54,148 --> 00:37:56,067 The ancient contract. 439 00:37:59,862 --> 00:38:01,238 Holy shit. 440 00:38:01,405 --> 00:38:03,824 Hold that thought. 441 00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:07,370 Come on. 442 00:38:16,921 --> 00:38:18,756 Oh! 443 00:38:35,523 --> 00:38:36,941 A dead girl? 444 00:38:37,108 --> 00:38:40,152 I have a house full of guests and a garage full of caterers 445 00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:42,446 and you brought me a dead girl? 446 00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:45,741 Hi. 447 00:38:45,908 --> 00:38:47,743 - You have a lovely home. - Don't stoop. 448 00:38:47,910 --> 00:38:50,162 Somebody tried to raise you with refined manners, dead girl, 449 00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:52,498 and failed. 450 00:38:54,917 --> 00:38:57,211 Let me see you. 451 00:38:59,588 --> 00:39:00,965 She doesn't want to be dead. 452 00:39:01,132 --> 00:39:03,217 Dead gets a bad rap. 453 00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:05,177 I don't want her to be dead. 454 00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:07,263 - Reason being? - Selfish reasons. 455 00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:10,558 Can you do that? 456 00:39:10,725 --> 00:39:14,145 Professional courtesy. Colleague to colleague? 457 00:39:14,311 --> 00:39:16,439 You all think I'm like you. I am not like you. 458 00:39:16,605 --> 00:39:19,775 You, I'm particularly not like. 459 00:39:19,942 --> 00:39:21,610 And that doesn't translate into courtesies owed, 460 00:39:21,777 --> 00:39:23,362 professional or otherwise. 461 00:39:23,529 --> 00:39:24,905 A favour, then. 462 00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:26,824 You do owe me that. 463 00:39:30,286 --> 00:39:31,704 Who were you, exactly? 464 00:39:31,871 --> 00:39:33,998 I was, uh, Laura Moon. 465 00:39:34,165 --> 00:39:35,958 Um, I'm still Laura Moon. 466 00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:37,793 Laura Moon. 467 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,628 Shadow Moon? 468 00:39:39,795 --> 00:39:42,923 Mm, we know he's here. We know who he's here with. 469 00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:45,051 Best he doesn't know I'm here. 470 00:39:45,217 --> 00:39:47,428 Best he don't know who I'm here with. 471 00:39:49,138 --> 00:39:50,890 How do you feel? 472 00:39:51,057 --> 00:39:52,683 I don't mean existentially. 473 00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:54,727 I mean physically. Sensationally. 474 00:39:54,894 --> 00:39:57,271 Are you IN your body, but not of it? 475 00:39:57,438 --> 00:40:00,149 Ah, I'm in my body. I feel it. 476 00:40:00,316 --> 00:40:02,818 Death hurts. 477 00:40:02,985 --> 00:40:06,530 I mean, mostly that hurt is just absences of things. 478 00:40:08,491 --> 00:40:11,410 I'm thirsty all the time. 479 00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:13,537 Fucking parched. 480 00:40:13,704 --> 00:40:15,998 And...cold. 481 00:40:17,041 --> 00:40:18,667 Cold in my bones. 482 00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:20,836 Living in her own apocalypse. 483 00:40:22,171 --> 00:40:24,757 Did, um...did Jesus go through his own apocalypse 484 00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:26,300 before you brought him back to life? 485 00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:28,719 Oh, I didn't bring Jesus back to life, no. 486 00:40:28,886 --> 00:40:30,679 He was dreamed back to life on my day. 487 00:40:30,846 --> 00:40:33,849 A very narrow sliver in that Venn diagram. 488 00:40:34,016 --> 00:40:36,018 This is your day. 489 00:40:36,185 --> 00:40:38,437 The vernal equinox, the light of the world. 490 00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:41,315 Rebirth, renewal, resurrection. 491 00:40:41,482 --> 00:40:43,400 Can you do it? 492 00:40:43,567 --> 00:40:45,236 I can. I have. 493 00:40:45,402 --> 00:40:46,987 I normally wouldn't. 494 00:40:47,154 --> 00:40:49,115 But today isn't a normally kind of day. 495 00:40:51,033 --> 00:40:53,369 I don't resurrect, I re-life. 496 00:40:53,536 --> 00:40:55,538 Life has always been my gift 497 00:40:55,704 --> 00:40:57,832 to re-gift. 498 00:40:57,998 --> 00:40:59,917 Well, good. 499 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,421 Good, because as it turns out, I have a lot to live for 500 00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:08,843 and it's so close I can feel it. 501 00:41:09,009 --> 00:41:11,137 It's the only thing I can feel, so... 502 00:41:11,303 --> 00:41:14,014 I would really like to not be dead anymore, 503 00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:16,350 so that I can feel it fully. 504 00:41:17,393 --> 00:41:19,645 So... 505 00:41:19,812 --> 00:41:21,188 ..how does this work? 506 00:41:21,355 --> 00:41:23,732 How it works is I find out exactly why you are dead 507 00:41:23,899 --> 00:41:25,276 and we go from there. 508 00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:27,736 Well, I don't know why this happened. 509 00:41:27,903 --> 00:41:31,490 I mean, I know how, but I don't know why. 510 00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:34,827 Come. Let me take a look. 511 00:41:48,799 --> 00:41:51,510 I'm starting to get an idea. 512 00:41:53,888 --> 00:41:55,723 Folks have always been curious 513 00:41:55,890 --> 00:41:57,808 about that exact moment of death. 514 00:42:02,730 --> 00:42:04,148 As if the difference 515 00:42:04,315 --> 00:42:06,192 between one side of that divide and the other 516 00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:07,776 could be quantified. 517 00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:10,905 Some believe that you can develop a last image seen 518 00:42:11,071 --> 00:42:12,740 off their retinas. 519 00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:15,534 Like a photograph. 520 00:42:31,175 --> 00:42:35,179 Death is usually the last enemy. 521 00:42:36,222 --> 00:42:38,557 Right, but not for, uh... not for Jesus Christ. 522 00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:40,267 No, not for you. 523 00:42:40,434 --> 00:42:42,519 And you're no Jesus Christ. 524 00:42:42,686 --> 00:42:44,688 Are you still working for the man? 525 00:42:46,357 --> 00:42:47,733 I was. 526 00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:49,944 About that, we have a problem here. 527 00:42:50,110 --> 00:42:52,238 A...a problem with me? 528 00:42:52,404 --> 00:42:54,531 Oh, no. Not with you, you. 529 00:42:54,698 --> 00:42:56,075 You are perfectly lovely, 530 00:42:56,242 --> 00:42:58,619 but you dead, yes, is a problem for me. 531 00:42:58,786 --> 00:43:00,412 But you said you could re-gift the gift. 532 00:43:00,579 --> 00:43:02,748 I need the gift. I need to be alive. 533 00:43:02,915 --> 00:43:04,750 I can't help you with your dead. 534 00:43:04,917 --> 00:43:07,294 You are dead of a different kind. 535 00:43:07,461 --> 00:43:08,837 Fuck. 536 00:43:09,004 --> 00:43:10,881 How am I dead different? 537 00:43:11,048 --> 00:43:12,007 Laura Moon... 538 00:43:12,174 --> 00:43:14,176 ..you were killed by a god. 539 00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:16,303 I can't interfere with that. 540 00:43:16,470 --> 00:43:17,930 That is a dead without undoing. 541 00:43:18,097 --> 00:43:19,974 Not by my hand, anyway. 542 00:43:24,144 --> 00:43:26,146 Oh, shit. 543 00:43:26,313 --> 00:43:29,900 I have other guests. Good luck. 544 00:43:38,409 --> 00:43:40,286 I was killed... 545 00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:42,329 ..by a god? 546 00:43:46,083 --> 00:43:49,253 Which...fucking...god? 547 00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:01,557 Never saw you look quite so pretty before. 548 00:44:01,724 --> 00:44:06,020 - Happy Easter, Easter. - Oh...and to you. 549 00:44:06,186 --> 00:44:09,315 I could hardly wait to keep our date this lovely Easter morning. 550 00:44:10,357 --> 00:44:13,235 And your heart beat fast as you came through that door. 551 00:44:13,402 --> 00:44:14,820 Um... 552 00:44:14,987 --> 00:44:17,614 - We had a date? - Standing. 553 00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:19,658 - Our marshmallow peepshow. - Oh. 554 00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:23,162 Candy cream eggs, cellophane grass, bunnies and duckies. 555 00:44:23,329 --> 00:44:26,332 We popularised the pagan. We practically invented brunch. 556 00:44:26,498 --> 00:44:28,542 We built this holiday. 557 00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:30,711 You and me. 558 00:44:31,879 --> 00:44:33,255 We're a couple of swells. 559 00:44:33,422 --> 00:44:36,925 Oh, have you met my sheep? 560 00:44:39,470 --> 00:44:42,639 Which fucking god? 561 00:44:42,806 --> 00:44:45,434 ME fucking god. I ran you off the road. 562 00:44:45,601 --> 00:44:48,520 See, here I thought I knocked the gear shift with my shoulder. 563 00:44:48,687 --> 00:44:51,023 All this time, I've been blaming myself. 564 00:44:52,274 --> 00:44:53,901 Now I have somebody else to blame, right? 565 00:44:55,277 --> 00:44:57,196 That's right, I killed you! 566 00:44:57,363 --> 00:44:59,239 - I killed you fucking dead! - No! 567 00:44:59,406 --> 00:45:00,908 You are not a god! 568 00:45:01,075 --> 00:45:02,785 She said I was killed by a god. 569 00:45:02,951 --> 00:45:04,661 You're many things, but you're not a god. 570 00:45:04,828 --> 00:45:06,705 Which fucking god? 571 00:45:07,915 --> 00:45:10,876 I'll squeeze them straight out of the sac, like shucking peas. 572 00:45:11,043 --> 00:45:13,128 I swear to Jesus. 573 00:45:13,295 --> 00:45:15,005 He's right outside. 574 00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:18,801 You...you know which god. 575 00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:20,469 Of course I know which god! 576 00:45:20,636 --> 00:45:22,971 I want to hear you fucking say it, so say it. 577 00:45:24,431 --> 00:45:27,101 Wednesday. 578 00:45:29,353 --> 00:45:30,896 Fuck that guy. 579 00:45:31,063 --> 00:45:33,107 Why? 580 00:45:33,273 --> 00:45:35,609 Why me? Why murder me? 581 00:45:35,776 --> 00:45:38,904 You weren't murdered, you were sacrificed. 582 00:45:45,244 --> 00:45:47,454 Shadow, right? 583 00:45:47,621 --> 00:45:50,582 So why does Shadow matter? 584 00:45:50,749 --> 00:45:52,376 He doesn't! 585 00:45:52,543 --> 00:45:54,670 He's nothing. 586 00:45:55,712 --> 00:45:57,172 He's no-one who just... 587 00:45:57,339 --> 00:45:59,466 ..just happens to be the guy. 588 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,931 When we robbed the casino, 589 00:46:06,098 --> 00:46:08,475 did Wednesday fuck up my perfect plan? 590 00:46:08,642 --> 00:46:10,602 It wasn't a perfect plan. 591 00:46:11,645 --> 00:46:14,231 Didn't account for divine intervention, did you? 592 00:46:16,358 --> 00:46:18,652 The whole fucking time? 593 00:46:18,819 --> 00:46:21,864 The robbery, Shadow going to jail, me dying... 594 00:46:22,906 --> 00:46:24,283 Act of god? 595 00:46:24,450 --> 00:46:26,660 Just fucking with us to fuck with us? 596 00:46:28,537 --> 00:46:30,581 What do you think gods do? 597 00:46:31,623 --> 00:46:33,667 They do what they've always done. 598 00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:35,961 They fuck with us. 599 00:46:37,754 --> 00:46:39,882 They fuck with all of us. 600 00:46:40,048 --> 00:46:42,009 Just don't take it personally. 601 00:46:44,303 --> 00:46:46,346 I don't. 602 00:46:50,851 --> 00:46:52,895 He needed your man. 603 00:46:54,813 --> 00:46:56,190 Needed him to be in a place 604 00:46:56,356 --> 00:46:58,984 where he had nothing left in the world. 605 00:47:00,444 --> 00:47:02,654 Nothing to lose, 'cause... 606 00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:06,033 ..he'd already lost everything. 607 00:47:13,290 --> 00:47:15,751 What does Wednesday have to lose? 608 00:47:28,972 --> 00:47:31,475 They're here. 609 00:47:42,402 --> 00:47:43,779 Is he here? 610 00:47:43,946 --> 00:47:45,447 Is who here? 611 00:47:45,614 --> 00:47:47,699 Oh, He with a capital H? 612 00:47:47,866 --> 00:47:49,785 I've got a gaggle of them inside. 613 00:47:49,952 --> 00:47:51,745 One of them has got a baby dinosaur. 614 00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:53,830 That's not the 'he' I was referring to. 615 00:47:53,997 --> 00:47:58,126 The 'he' I was referring to was...Wednesday. 616 00:47:58,293 --> 00:48:01,338 Oh, he was here, trying to enlist me 617 00:48:01,505 --> 00:48:03,340 in some sort of something he was brewing. 618 00:48:10,347 --> 00:48:12,808 What are the ingredients of that brew? 619 00:48:17,604 --> 00:48:19,856 I dismissed him before hearing him out. 620 00:48:20,023 --> 00:48:21,733 I'm doing peachy. 621 00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:23,443 So why would I help him? 622 00:48:23,610 --> 00:48:26,238 That's right. A god has to be exotic. 623 00:48:26,405 --> 00:48:28,115 She has to be... 624 00:48:28,282 --> 00:48:29,658 ..a peach. 625 00:48:29,825 --> 00:48:31,243 And Wednesday... 626 00:48:31,410 --> 00:48:34,204 ..well, I suppose he's a lemon. 627 00:48:34,371 --> 00:48:37,708 You're an old god new again. 628 00:48:37,874 --> 00:48:39,668 That's what we offer. 629 00:48:39,835 --> 00:48:41,378 That's what we represent. 630 00:48:43,672 --> 00:48:46,800 You feel you've been treated unfairly? 631 00:48:46,967 --> 00:48:50,637 I feel misrepresented in the media. 632 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,098 Put a pillow over that feeling 633 00:48:53,265 --> 00:48:55,475 and bear down until it stops kicking. 634 00:48:55,642 --> 00:48:58,270 St Nick took the same deal you did. 635 00:48:58,437 --> 00:49:00,188 The only reason why you're relevant today 636 00:49:00,355 --> 00:49:02,316 is because Easter is a Christian holiday. 637 00:49:03,942 --> 00:49:06,194 It's religious Darwinism. 638 00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:08,572 Adapt and survive. 639 00:49:08,739 --> 00:49:11,074 What we have achieved together, you and I, 640 00:49:11,241 --> 00:49:12,618 is no small feat, 641 00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:15,162 now that we're living in an atheist world. 642 00:49:15,329 --> 00:49:17,456 Look at you. 643 00:49:17,623 --> 00:49:19,750 Squawk the squawk. 644 00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:21,877 In your Easter bonnet, 645 00:49:22,044 --> 00:49:23,795 with all the frills upon it, 646 00:49:23,962 --> 00:49:26,214 you should be thrilled, overjoyed 647 00:49:26,381 --> 00:49:28,634 that anyone believes in anything that doesn't have a screen 648 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,843 anymore. 649 00:49:31,511 --> 00:49:34,598 What happens if they all decide 650 00:49:34,765 --> 00:49:37,934 that God doesn't exist? 651 00:49:46,234 --> 00:49:49,529 What if they decide God DOES exist? 652 00:49:50,572 --> 00:49:52,074 Whose god? 653 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:54,618 They're not all going to choose just one. 654 00:49:54,785 --> 00:49:56,536 Well, it doesn't matter. 655 00:49:56,703 --> 00:50:00,040 Plenty of worship to go around, once worship gets redistributed. 656 00:50:00,207 --> 00:50:02,417 WE are the distributors. 657 00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,961 The platform and the delivery mechanism. 658 00:50:05,128 --> 00:50:07,172 We control the story. 659 00:50:07,339 --> 00:50:09,091 We control the flow. 660 00:50:10,634 --> 00:50:12,427 We ARE the flow. 661 00:50:12,594 --> 00:50:15,305 What you offer is existential crisis aversion. 662 00:50:15,472 --> 00:50:17,265 Don't look over there, look over here. 663 00:50:17,432 --> 00:50:19,351 Don't listen to that, listen to this. 664 00:50:19,518 --> 00:50:22,270 You provide a product, an innovative distraction, 665 00:50:22,437 --> 00:50:25,065 and you keep innovating it and you keep providing it. 666 00:50:25,232 --> 00:50:28,777 The beauty of what we do is we only need inspire. 667 00:50:28,944 --> 00:50:30,821 Hm. You don't have the juice. 668 00:50:30,987 --> 00:50:33,573 And don't act like your fucking rent boy here 669 00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:35,200 is your disciple. 670 00:50:35,367 --> 00:50:39,538 Here's the thing... you're old as fuck. 671 00:50:39,705 --> 00:50:42,916 Things are never going back 672 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,668 to the way that they were. 673 00:50:44,835 --> 00:50:46,837 The times, they are a-changing. 674 00:50:47,003 --> 00:50:50,257 You can't fight progress. 675 00:50:51,717 --> 00:50:53,343 Then why are you here? 676 00:50:53,510 --> 00:50:54,928 Why do I matter? 677 00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:57,305 We're here for her. 678 00:50:57,472 --> 00:50:59,474 We're here for my friend. 679 00:50:59,641 --> 00:51:01,810 And you don't matter. 680 00:51:01,977 --> 00:51:03,854 Not really. Not anymore. 681 00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:06,648 You could have, but... 682 00:51:06,815 --> 00:51:10,193 People create gods when they wonder why things happen. 683 00:51:12,571 --> 00:51:16,700 Do you know why things happen? Because gods make them happen. 684 00:51:16,867 --> 00:51:19,411 You want to know how to make good things happen? 685 00:51:19,578 --> 00:51:21,663 Be good to your god. 686 00:51:21,830 --> 00:51:24,458 You give a little, you get a little. 687 00:51:24,624 --> 00:51:27,836 The simplicity of that bargain has always been appealing. 688 00:51:28,003 --> 00:51:32,090 That's why you're here and that's precisely why I matter. 689 00:51:34,468 --> 00:51:38,013 You only matter in matters of war. 690 00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:41,725 And there's not going to be a war. 691 00:51:41,892 --> 00:51:44,060 We have the guns. 692 00:51:44,227 --> 00:51:46,229 We have the firepower. 693 00:51:46,396 --> 00:51:48,607 You have the swords and knives... 694 00:51:48,774 --> 00:51:50,776 ..and hammers and stone axes. 695 00:51:53,612 --> 00:51:56,072 We fight, we win. 696 00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:59,367 We don't fight...we win. 697 00:52:00,410 --> 00:52:02,537 You die out either way. 698 00:52:02,704 --> 00:52:07,334 You are the passenger pigeons and thylacines. 699 00:52:07,501 --> 00:52:09,961 Nobody cares about you. 700 00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:12,589 It's either going to be a bloodbath 701 00:52:12,756 --> 00:52:15,467 or we'll wait you out 702 00:52:15,634 --> 00:52:18,220 and get the whole thing without a fuss. 703 00:52:19,262 --> 00:52:21,014 My message to you... 704 00:52:22,182 --> 00:52:24,309 ..don't fight. 705 00:52:24,476 --> 00:52:26,561 I don't have to fight. 706 00:52:35,362 --> 00:52:37,322 I have faith. 707 00:52:37,489 --> 00:52:41,785 I dedicate these deaths to Ostara. 708 00:52:42,869 --> 00:52:45,205 Which deaths? 709 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,562 Do you have faith, Shadow? 710 00:53:12,482 --> 00:53:14,109 What are you? 711 00:53:15,151 --> 00:53:16,695 Do you know me? 712 00:53:16,862 --> 00:53:18,321 Do you know what I am? 713 00:53:18,488 --> 00:53:20,365 Do you want to know my name? 714 00:53:21,825 --> 00:53:23,201 Tell me. 715 00:53:23,368 --> 00:53:25,871 This is what I am called. 716 00:53:26,037 --> 00:53:30,500 I am called Glad-O-War, Grim, Raider and Third. 717 00:53:32,168 --> 00:53:33,879 I am One-Eyed. 718 00:53:34,045 --> 00:53:36,131 I am also called Highest and True-Guesser. 719 00:53:36,298 --> 00:53:39,885 I am Grimnir and the Hooded One. 720 00:53:40,051 --> 00:53:42,971 I am All-Father, Gondlir Wand-bearer. 721 00:53:43,138 --> 00:53:45,765 I have as many names as there are winds, 722 00:53:45,932 --> 00:53:48,560 as many titles as there are ways to die! 723 00:53:48,727 --> 00:53:52,606 My ravens are Huginn and Muninn. Thought and Memory! 724 00:53:52,772 --> 00:53:54,691 My wolves are Freki and Geri! 725 00:53:54,858 --> 00:53:56,443 My horse is the gallowed. 726 00:53:56,610 --> 00:54:03,283 I am ODIN! 727 00:54:05,452 --> 00:54:06,745 Odin? 728 00:54:06,912 --> 00:54:08,496 Odin! 729 00:54:08,663 --> 00:54:11,166 And you are Ostara of the dawn. 730 00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:15,587 Show them who you are. 731 00:56:25,717 --> 00:56:27,093 What have you done? 732 00:56:29,429 --> 00:56:32,640 You wanted a war, Glad-of-War? 733 00:56:32,807 --> 00:56:35,477 You have one. 734 00:56:36,519 --> 00:56:38,146 Be glad. 735 00:56:38,313 --> 00:56:42,275 It will be the war you die in. 736 00:56:45,945 --> 00:56:49,282 Tell the believers and the non-believers. 737 00:56:49,449 --> 00:56:51,785 Tell them we've taken the spring. 738 00:56:52,827 --> 00:56:54,746 They can have it back... 739 00:56:54,913 --> 00:56:56,623 ..when they pray for it. 740 00:57:00,877 --> 00:57:03,129 Do you believe? 741 00:57:07,092 --> 00:57:08,468 I believe. 742 00:57:08,635 --> 00:57:10,720 What do you believe, Shadow? 743 00:57:13,973 --> 00:57:15,600 Everything. 744 00:57:33,868 --> 00:57:36,788 I'd like to have a word with my husband. 745 00:58:14,534 --> 00:58:16,161 Excuse me. 746 00:58:17,912 --> 00:58:19,873 Do you know where the bathroom is? 747 00:58:58,786 --> 00:59:04,209 ♪ Learning history from the earth 748 00:59:06,377 --> 00:59:11,591 ♪ Steal my heart My hands are bare 749 00:59:12,759 --> 00:59:15,845 ♪ You seem to confess 750 00:59:16,012 --> 00:59:19,724 ♪ But it's a state of undress 751 00:59:22,435 --> 00:59:26,022 ♪ Can't you watch the sunrise? 752 00:59:26,189 --> 00:59:29,734 ♪ Did it come here to die? 753 00:59:32,153 --> 00:59:34,739 ♪ But you kept me in the dark 754 00:59:35,782 --> 00:59:37,450 ♪ Worshipping, loving 755 00:59:37,617 --> 00:59:39,827 ♪ Living, dying 756 00:59:39,994 --> 00:59:41,955 ♪ Watching, waiting 757 00:59:42,121 --> 00:59:44,249 ♪ Burning so bright 758 00:59:47,502 --> 00:59:49,796 ♪ You kept me in the dark. ♪