1 00:00:16,820 --> 00:00:18,960 Time for a story. 2 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:20,480 'Cause sometimes, 3 00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:24,213 people need reminding of things. 4 00:00:24,610 --> 00:00:28,230 Help him remind the people who you are. 5 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:29,710 The choice is yours. 6 00:00:29,789 --> 00:00:31,189 Evolve... 7 00:00:32,053 --> 00:00:33,223 ...or die. 8 00:00:34,751 --> 00:00:36,181 SHADOW: I guess I believe in him. 9 00:00:37,319 --> 00:00:38,499 I wanna believe in you. 10 00:00:40,148 --> 00:00:42,368 MR. WEDNESDAY: Zorya Vechernyaya... 11 00:00:42,454 --> 00:00:44,674 Do you know how beautiful you look? 12 00:00:44,761 --> 00:00:47,631 Your tongue is a wicked thing. 13 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,900 Nobody's ever complained about my tongue. 14 00:00:51,463 --> 00:00:54,683 MR. WORLD: I can't sell war without my best salesman. 15 00:00:57,730 --> 00:00:59,780 Find Media... 16 00:01:04,433 --> 00:01:08,523 Let them know what real sacrifice... 17 00:01:09,264 --> 00:01:10,744 ...feels like. 18 00:01:14,399 --> 00:01:16,669 -WOMAN: Shadow! 19 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:20,441 MR. WEDNESDAY: Is this what it takes? 20 00:01:22,277 --> 00:01:25,367 Is this... what it takes? 21 00:03:54,646 --> 00:03:56,736 My name is Mr. Town. 22 00:04:02,567 --> 00:04:04,177 Where am I? 23 00:04:05,135 --> 00:04:08,185 No, the question, Shadow, isn't "where." 24 00:04:09,139 --> 00:04:10,539 It's "why?" 25 00:04:33,468 --> 00:04:35,428 This is not good. 26 00:04:36,775 --> 00:04:40,565 There's... much to be done. 27 00:04:41,693 --> 00:04:44,913 The bell must ring. Mirrors covered. 28 00:04:45,001 --> 00:04:47,611 Windows opened. We must sprinkle the holy salt- 29 00:04:47,699 --> 00:04:50,659 Czernobog. We will summon the next Zorya. 30 00:04:51,486 --> 00:04:52,706 Votan! 31 00:04:53,357 --> 00:04:55,187 You let the dust of the old star 32 00:04:55,272 --> 00:04:59,882 slip right through your fingers, huh? 33 00:04:59,972 --> 00:05:04,192 There are no more believers left for Zorya. 34 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,640 So there will be no more life for her. 35 00:05:08,285 --> 00:05:11,115 But I know a new star 36 00:05:11,201 --> 00:05:14,151 will soon rise from the horizon. 37 00:05:15,336 --> 00:05:18,646 And the hound's gate will rest 38 00:05:18,730 --> 00:05:20,950 -in the hands of this newborn star. 39 00:05:21,037 --> 00:05:24,167 We must pray that she's up to the task. 40 00:05:24,997 --> 00:05:26,697 If not, 41 00:05:26,782 --> 00:05:30,262 this country will be barren of believers. 42 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:33,573 First a whimper, then a crescendo. 43 00:05:33,658 --> 00:05:36,008 You will have your vengeance, my friends. 44 00:05:36,095 --> 00:05:39,795 - When my hammer swings, 45 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:42,752 -the earth will tremble... 46 00:05:42,841 --> 00:05:45,271 ...the mountains will break, and the ocean will rise, 47 00:05:45,366 --> 00:05:47,586 and our enemies will be banished 48 00:05:47,672 --> 00:05:51,802 to the deepest darkness of the nine hells. 49 00:05:52,808 --> 00:05:53,808 Votan... 50 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:57,897 this country... is no good. 51 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:03,910 You have your war, Grimnir. 52 00:06:03,993 --> 00:06:06,993 Mama-ji, you hear the battle cries. May I count on your blades? 53 00:06:07,562 --> 00:06:09,212 You brought the fight to my doorstep. 54 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:12,392 I have no choice but to resume the lopping of heads, 55 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,880 drinking of blood, and liberating of souls. 56 00:06:16,832 --> 00:06:19,392 That is, if I can swap my weekend shift with Arjun. 57 00:06:19,487 --> 00:06:22,967 - Hey, what's the plan? 58 00:06:27,756 --> 00:06:29,406 This is so stupid. We're wasting time. 59 00:06:29,497 --> 00:06:30,847 Oh, let 'em lament. 60 00:06:31,412 --> 00:06:33,282 Shadow was taken. 61 00:06:33,370 --> 00:06:34,680 We don't have time for a fucking wake in a parking lot. 62 00:06:36,460 --> 00:06:38,290 Might be no coming back for that one. 63 00:06:38,767 --> 00:06:40,377 Yeah, no shit. She's dead. 64 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:44,941 Dead does not seem to be as final as you are implying. 65 00:06:46,818 --> 00:06:50,608 Ifrit, Grimnir needs you in Mitchell, at the Corn Palace; 66 00:06:50,692 --> 00:06:52,732 ask for Old Iktomi. 67 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:54,396 To what end? 68 00:06:55,697 --> 00:06:56,917 Gungnir. 69 00:07:00,919 --> 00:07:02,009 Gungnir? 70 00:07:03,182 --> 00:07:04,702 His fucking spear. 71 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:14,420 You're getting Fire-eyes and the fairy to fetch your fucking spear for ya? 72 00:07:14,498 --> 00:07:16,158 What do you plan to do about Shadow? 73 00:07:16,239 --> 00:07:19,069 He'll be fine. Great battles require great preparation. 74 00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:21,770 And sacrifice to you. 75 00:07:22,898 --> 00:07:24,428 You don't give a shit about him. 76 00:07:24,508 --> 00:07:26,428 Oh, I very much give a shit. 77 00:07:26,510 --> 00:07:28,210 Just have faith in your man. 78 00:07:28,686 --> 00:07:31,556 My favorite Tammy Wynette song. Shotgun! 79 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:35,996 Oh, now Spiderman's ridin' with ya? 80 00:07:36,564 --> 00:07:38,344 You keep givin' away my fucking seats. 81 00:07:38,957 --> 00:07:40,657 What happened to our arrangement? 82 00:07:41,090 --> 00:07:42,700 Well, you two make such a great pair, 83 00:07:42,787 --> 00:07:44,707 it seems a shame to split you up. 84 00:07:44,789 --> 00:07:46,449 And Laura seems to feel Shadow needs saving, 85 00:07:46,530 --> 00:07:48,230 so go help save Shadow. 86 00:07:48,314 --> 00:07:51,314 I will not be dyin' in battle over Shadow fucking Moon. 87 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,014 A problem of your own making. 88 00:07:53,450 --> 00:07:56,890 You are the biggest, most unlucky leprechaun 89 00:07:56,975 --> 00:07:59,765 -I have ever met! - Bugger off! 90 00:07:59,848 --> 00:08:01,978 Bugger yourself off, bitch! 91 00:08:07,595 --> 00:08:09,165 What a cunt. 92 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,651 Allahu Akbar. 93 00:09:08,177 --> 00:09:11,007 Do you need money? For the bus? 94 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:13,223 - I'm coming with you. - No. 95 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:16,315 Where Wednesday wants me to go is dangerous. 96 00:09:16,794 --> 00:09:18,364 Then why risk your life for him? 97 00:09:18,448 --> 00:09:21,018 Allah would not want you to sacrifice for Wednesday. 98 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:23,673 I believe in what I'm doing even if you do not. 99 00:09:23,758 --> 00:09:25,368 I believe in you. 100 00:09:25,455 --> 00:09:28,155 And that belief is what you need. 101 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,330 Let me help. 102 00:09:51,699 --> 00:09:52,749 You're not coming with me? 103 00:09:52,830 --> 00:09:55,050 Nope, I'm goin' with my coin. 104 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,008 Grimnir's takin' up arms. 105 00:09:57,095 --> 00:09:59,185 That means there's a battle at hand. 106 00:09:59,271 --> 00:10:01,961 And you're fucking crazy if you think I'm going to war without my luck. 107 00:10:06,322 --> 00:10:08,322 Well, I guess you should steal us a car, then. 108 00:10:09,238 --> 00:10:11,108 You do the pickin', I'll do the pluckin'. 109 00:10:15,505 --> 00:10:17,025 If you get in my way, 110 00:10:17,115 --> 00:10:19,115 the gods are gonna be planning your funeral. 111 00:10:19,988 --> 00:10:21,728 Best they already are, love. 112 00:10:22,643 --> 00:10:23,943 Best they already are. 113 00:10:56,894 --> 00:11:00,334 MR. TOWN: We couldn't find any records 114 00:11:01,377 --> 00:11:02,987 of any family 115 00:11:03,074 --> 00:11:07,254 other than your mother and your late wife. 116 00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:11,220 You know what that makes you, Shadow? Hm? 117 00:11:12,127 --> 00:11:13,567 Just another bastard. 118 00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:19,223 A nobody. A nobody who went to prison 119 00:11:20,004 --> 00:11:24,354 for a botched casino heist and aggravated assault. 120 00:11:26,489 --> 00:11:27,579 Now... 121 00:11:30,711 --> 00:11:32,621 I know they had guns on your wife. 122 00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:39,637 So, does that make the career criminal a- a good guy? 123 00:11:42,331 --> 00:11:45,111 Although, not quite good enough, apparently, 124 00:11:45,203 --> 00:11:47,983 because you couldn't keep your wife 125 00:11:48,772 --> 00:11:51,462 from sucking your best friend's cock. 126 00:11:52,602 --> 00:11:54,382 You want to stay in your lane. 127 00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:59,000 You're one tough motherfucker, Shadow Moon. 128 00:11:59,087 --> 00:12:00,267 I'll give you that. 129 00:12:01,219 --> 00:12:03,009 Is that why Cargo needs you? Hmm? 130 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,653 I don't know who the fuck Cargo is. 131 00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:22,066 He calls himself All-Father. 132 00:12:23,589 --> 00:12:26,069 -Grimm. 133 00:12:26,157 --> 00:12:29,947 He goes by the name... Wednesday. 134 00:12:32,773 --> 00:12:36,903 And you, my friend, you've been traveling with him for weeks. 135 00:12:42,173 --> 00:12:44,433 I'm just a bodyguard, okay? 136 00:12:45,829 --> 00:12:47,569 He doesn't tell me anything. 137 00:12:47,657 --> 00:12:49,917 Let me ask you a question. When somebody... 138 00:12:50,007 --> 00:12:52,357 when somebody tells you to rob a casino, or a bank, then you do it. 139 00:12:52,444 --> 00:12:56,404 When someone tells you to join the Old Gods in a secret war against the New Gods, 140 00:12:56,492 --> 00:12:57,572 then you do it. 141 00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:00,980 You are always just going with the flow, Shadow. 142 00:13:01,062 --> 00:13:05,362 And I need to know, why? Why the fuck is that? 143 00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:07,411 Hmm? 144 00:13:10,027 --> 00:13:11,337 Curious spirit. 145 00:13:19,645 --> 00:13:21,295 It could be, Shadow, 146 00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:25,996 that you have forgotten how to tell the truth. 147 00:13:49,023 --> 00:13:51,243 Now that's a mighty woman with a torch. 148 00:13:53,897 --> 00:13:57,167 She was a Roman goddess. Libertas. 149 00:13:57,814 --> 00:14:02,554 "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be free." 150 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,125 France gave her to the founders, 151 00:14:05,213 --> 00:14:06,953 same as they gave democracy. 152 00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:10,653 And pulled America's butt out of the fire in the Revolution. 153 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,010 We've paid 'em back. 154 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:16,445 You're not French, Shadow. Don't forget that. 155 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:21,060 Yeah, a home, I don't know. 156 00:14:21,142 --> 00:14:23,492 I had to leave to spread her message. 157 00:14:24,319 --> 00:14:26,539 So, why is this my first time back? 158 00:14:27,104 --> 00:14:29,194 Her dream isn't for us. 159 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,640 Liberty can't help but judge us by the color of our skin. 160 00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:35,021 The history we remind them of. 161 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,250 Doesn't have to be like that. 162 00:14:37,332 --> 00:14:40,112 Scientists call it hormesis. 163 00:14:41,118 --> 00:14:43,728 A little bit of poison to make you stronger. 164 00:14:44,556 --> 00:14:47,126 Your light is strong, my beautiful son. 165 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,302 I don't think I'm gonna like it here. 166 00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:55,920 MOTHER: One summer. 167 00:14:56,612 --> 00:14:58,522 Then we're back on the world tour. 168 00:15:20,201 --> 00:15:23,421 You know, you could show a little gratitude every now and then. 169 00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:26,648 -Might improve your luck. - I don't believe in luck. 170 00:15:27,948 --> 00:15:31,388 -I don't. I'm an atheist. - Ugh. 171 00:15:32,126 --> 00:15:35,176 God, is a fairy tale for grown-ups. 172 00:15:35,694 --> 00:15:38,084 Well, you're in the fairy tale now, aren't ya? 173 00:15:39,785 --> 00:15:41,565 He is definitely moving. 174 00:15:42,136 --> 00:15:43,446 Turn here. 175 00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:49,190 You things are not gods, by the way. 176 00:15:49,273 --> 00:15:50,623 You're made by people. 177 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,667 People who need answers 178 00:15:53,756 --> 00:15:55,496 and they're too fucking lazy to look for them themselves. 179 00:15:55,584 --> 00:15:57,284 I mean, who the fuck ever needed a leprechaun? 180 00:15:57,368 --> 00:15:59,768 You take and you take and you take 181 00:15:59,849 --> 00:16:02,459 and what do you give back to people? Nothing. 182 00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:05,337 You are monsters under the bed, just fucking with human lives. 183 00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:07,030 Pot, kettle, black! 184 00:16:09,119 --> 00:16:10,469 And God didn't fuck up your life; you did a great job of that all by yourself. 185 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,465 Well, it was my life to fuck up! 186 00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:15,557 Indeed it was, and you fucked the shit out of it, didn't ya? 187 00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:17,739 Fucked up your husband's life as well. 188 00:16:17,823 --> 00:16:18,993 Got him sent to prison. 189 00:16:20,391 --> 00:16:22,341 And then, when he was payin' his penance for you, 190 00:16:22,437 --> 00:16:24,177 ya sucked all over his best friend's knob. 191 00:16:24,265 --> 00:16:26,615 I don't know what kind of syphilitic time period 192 00:16:26,702 --> 00:16:28,612 spawned leprechauns, 193 00:16:28,704 --> 00:16:31,534 but in my world, infidelity does not warrant a death sentence. 194 00:16:33,187 --> 00:16:35,187 Where I'm from, it's the greatest sin. 195 00:16:37,017 --> 00:16:40,367 -To betray your sworn true love is the crime of a coward-- - Cow. 196 00:16:51,988 --> 00:16:53,208 You're welcome. 197 00:17:04,218 --> 00:17:05,568 LAURA: Fuck! 198 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:36,334 It's unfortunate that none of your compatriots 199 00:17:36,424 --> 00:17:39,254 were moved by your pitch, Queen Bilquis. 200 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,780 It was beautiful. Elegant. 201 00:17:42,256 --> 00:17:44,516 Everything that you are. 202 00:17:45,302 --> 00:17:47,862 Your attack will only work against you. 203 00:17:47,957 --> 00:17:49,617 Make it easier for Odin 204 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:53,442 to convince those who were on the fence to join his cause. 205 00:17:55,225 --> 00:17:57,405 The Old Gods will scatter, 206 00:17:57,488 --> 00:18:00,058 hiding their heads in the depths. 207 00:18:00,752 --> 00:18:05,232 Only to sprout anew and find me waiting. 208 00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:08,844 The way to kill Wednesday's hydra 209 00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:12,330 is to lasso their necks 210 00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:15,506 and chop them all at once. 211 00:18:15,898 --> 00:18:18,598 Miss and they will come back stronger. 212 00:18:23,297 --> 00:18:25,907 The ghost of Zorya Vechernyaya knows 213 00:18:25,995 --> 00:18:28,645 that Mr. World doesn't miss. 214 00:18:31,261 --> 00:18:33,481 I have no place on your battlefield. 215 00:18:34,569 --> 00:18:39,359 - Love is the most powerful weapon of war. 216 00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:43,753 War tears lovers asunder. 217 00:18:49,497 --> 00:18:52,937 Love and war may sit on opposite sides of a coin, 218 00:18:54,502 --> 00:18:56,802 but only so they may never meet. 219 00:18:59,942 --> 00:19:01,632 I will not fight for you. 220 00:19:05,904 --> 00:19:08,164 The Old Gods see you as a traitor. 221 00:19:08,994 --> 00:19:11,564 Complicit in the death of their kin. 222 00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:14,993 And you shun the gods of progress, 223 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,360 so I wonder, 224 00:19:19,048 --> 00:19:21,008 if you don't choose a side, 225 00:19:22,486 --> 00:19:24,836 will you be trampled by both? 226 00:19:41,157 --> 00:19:42,207 Damn it. 227 00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:46,688 You gonna fold that or fuck it? 228 00:19:49,992 --> 00:19:51,342 I'm gonna fuck it. 229 00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:14,058 Aaah! 230 00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:17,810 You know, Mr. World wants to know why 231 00:20:17,889 --> 00:20:21,589 Mr. Wednesday has put so much trust in a petty con man. 232 00:20:21,676 --> 00:20:26,596 Why Mr. Wednesday would bring a nobody like you 233 00:20:27,464 --> 00:20:28,894 into his tribe. 234 00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:33,254 He doesn't tell me anything. 235 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:50,928 The awakening man was on the way to himself. 236 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,670 Is there a book that you haven't read? 237 00:20:54,752 --> 00:20:57,662 A good book is a loyal and constant friend. 238 00:20:59,714 --> 00:21:01,494 Jerry and I might... 239 00:21:01,977 --> 00:21:03,637 grab a drink later. 240 00:21:06,111 --> 00:21:07,801 You know, he has bad taste in music. 241 00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:11,895 How do I look? 242 00:21:13,989 --> 00:21:15,039 Age appropriate. 243 00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:20,823 If you go outside, Bushwick has territories. 244 00:21:20,909 --> 00:21:23,179 Not every place is the same place. 245 00:21:25,435 --> 00:21:27,045 Love your light, my beautiful son. 246 00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:18,670 ♪ Yo man, give me that microphone and sit down ♪ 247 00:22:18,749 --> 00:22:20,539 ♪ 'Cause a brother like me is known to get down ♪ 248 00:22:20,621 --> 00:22:22,701 ♪ So get up on the rhyme and you'll find it's designed ♪ 249 00:22:22,797 --> 00:22:24,717 ♪ To give sight to the blind and enlighten the mind... ♪ 250 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:43,163 Hey, I'm Shadow. 251 00:22:43,252 --> 00:22:45,642 Are you guys from around here? 252 00:22:48,736 --> 00:22:49,996 You talk funny... 253 00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:54,043 ...like a white boy. Where you from? 254 00:22:54,872 --> 00:22:55,822 France. 255 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,097 France? 256 00:22:57,745 --> 00:22:58,835 Yeah, Europe? 257 00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:01,840 Bitch, I know where France is. 258 00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:03,833 You think I'm stupid, huh, white boy? 259 00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,405 You think you're better than me? 260 00:23:05,492 --> 00:23:06,882 Yo, I'm not white. 261 00:23:09,017 --> 00:23:11,457 Man, you should've stayed your bitch ass in France. 262 00:23:28,471 --> 00:23:30,121 You best stay in your lane. 263 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:44,577 I'm gonna need a lot more than this to keep me from beatin' your ass. Huh? 264 00:24:19,217 --> 00:24:23,697 MOTHER: Those boys and those cops, they want the same things we do: 265 00:24:24,658 --> 00:24:26,968 to be valued, to matter in this world. 266 00:24:27,704 --> 00:24:29,054 And to feel some love. 267 00:24:29,837 --> 00:24:31,577 But they don't even know me. 268 00:24:31,665 --> 00:24:33,925 They think they do. 269 00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:36,975 Their whole life they've been hearing a story about who you are. 270 00:24:37,975 --> 00:24:40,065 And you're the enemy in that story. 271 00:24:40,935 --> 00:24:43,285 One who will take what they have. 272 00:24:43,807 --> 00:24:45,327 Keep them from getting what they want. 273 00:24:46,201 --> 00:24:47,331 But that's not me. 274 00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:48,819 It doesn't matter. 275 00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:53,031 Most things people believe about the world are lies. 276 00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:56,955 But you know the truth of who you are, Shadow. 277 00:24:59,562 --> 00:25:01,952 Yeah. Not all of it. 278 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:07,840 He's dead. 279 00:25:08,832 --> 00:25:10,182 Who was he? 280 00:25:10,921 --> 00:25:14,051 Dead and gone, nothing to miss. 281 00:25:28,983 --> 00:25:34,113 ♪ ...say you are my ♪ 282 00:25:34,205 --> 00:25:35,595 Come on. 283 00:25:35,685 --> 00:25:39,205 -Come on. -♪ Adorable one ♪ 284 00:25:39,297 --> 00:25:42,697 Come on. 285 00:25:42,779 --> 00:25:44,219 - You had a drink with Jerry. 286 00:25:45,956 --> 00:25:48,476 I don't need to be drunk to dance with my son. 287 00:25:48,568 --> 00:25:51,048 ♪ I can say ♪ 288 00:25:52,267 --> 00:25:55,447 ♪ You are my ♪ 289 00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:01,409 ♪ Adorable one ♪ 290 00:26:21,252 --> 00:26:24,512 Jesus, woman, are there any flies in the state of Wisconsin 291 00:26:24,604 --> 00:26:25,734 that aren't flocking to ya? 292 00:26:25,822 --> 00:26:27,252 Just change the fucking tire. 293 00:26:30,827 --> 00:26:34,267 - Ah! Fuck! Get it off! - I'm trying! 294 00:26:34,352 --> 00:26:35,782 - It's on my fucking foot! - I'm trying! 295 00:26:35,876 --> 00:26:37,136 - Pick it up! - I'm trying! 296 00:26:42,578 --> 00:26:43,978 Fuck! 297 00:26:50,238 --> 00:26:52,158 You better stop lollygagging. 298 00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:54,730 Otherwise, Shadow's better off savin' himself. 299 00:26:54,808 --> 00:26:56,068 I'm lifting an entire car. 300 00:26:56,157 --> 00:26:57,897 Yeah? Last week, you could've lifted 301 00:26:57,985 --> 00:26:59,595 an entire fuckin' elephant! 302 00:26:59,682 --> 00:27:02,072 Two fuckin' elephants if my nuts are the judge. 303 00:27:03,512 --> 00:27:05,122 -Hang on. 304 00:27:08,082 --> 00:27:09,902 All right. Let 'er down. 305 00:27:22,923 --> 00:27:24,443 - Can you not? - What? 306 00:27:25,012 --> 00:27:26,922 Hover over me like a vulture. 307 00:27:27,014 --> 00:27:30,054 Pffft! 308 00:27:30,147 --> 00:27:31,237 I wasn't. 309 00:27:32,802 --> 00:27:36,062 Just relax, okay? You'll get your fucking coin back. 310 00:27:36,153 --> 00:27:38,673 Either I fall apart and you take it from me, 311 00:27:38,765 --> 00:27:40,115 or I get my life back 312 00:27:40,201 --> 00:27:43,331 and I will gladly cram it down your throat. 313 00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:47,210 If you truly want your life back, 314 00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:49,819 I might have another option for ya. 315 00:27:52,648 --> 00:27:56,218 There's a devil in the French Quarter of New Orleans. 316 00:27:56,783 --> 00:27:58,003 Haven't seen him in a donkey's age. 317 00:27:58,088 --> 00:28:00,488 Yeah, there was also a woman in Kentucky. 318 00:28:00,569 --> 00:28:03,319 None better with the spice of life than the old Baron. 319 00:28:03,398 --> 00:28:05,358 And that's a good thing for me? 320 00:28:05,922 --> 00:28:07,272 Price'll be steep. 321 00:28:09,012 --> 00:28:10,232 How badly you want it? 322 00:28:10,971 --> 00:28:12,921 I will literally do anything. 323 00:28:16,411 --> 00:28:17,541 After we get Shadow. 324 00:28:25,507 --> 00:28:30,037 This motherfucker asked me if I want something to eat. 325 00:28:30,686 --> 00:28:32,906 And then he gets in the car 326 00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:37,087 with a bucket of fried fucking chicken. 327 00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:55,975 Where'd the chicken go? 328 00:28:56,059 --> 00:28:58,719 Oh, it was so good. Thank you for that. Thank you. 329 00:28:59,193 --> 00:29:01,363 - You ate it all? - Mm-hmm. 330 00:29:09,769 --> 00:29:13,779 Media! Oh, Media! 331 00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:16,340 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 332 00:29:17,124 --> 00:29:20,514 All this normy noise is making me itch. 333 00:29:21,041 --> 00:29:23,471 Hey! I see you. 334 00:29:24,305 --> 00:29:26,655 Come on. Mr. World wants you. 335 00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:32,399 "We can't drive into the future using only our rearview mirror." 336 00:29:33,227 --> 00:29:35,407 No shit. Come on. Get in the car. 337 00:29:38,972 --> 00:29:42,062 Twentieth century is ancient history, 338 00:29:42,149 --> 00:29:44,419 like the faces you wear. 339 00:29:44,499 --> 00:29:47,199 Bowie and Marilyn and I Love Lucy. 340 00:29:47,284 --> 00:29:51,674 They are so fucking retro. And art? Art is irrelevant! 341 00:29:52,594 --> 00:29:57,424 - Art is the most valuable means of insight into the direction of our collective purpose. 342 00:29:58,165 --> 00:30:01,215 -You're looking for insight. 343 00:30:01,298 --> 00:30:03,868 FEMALE VOICE: The appetite for distraction is infinite. 344 00:30:03,953 --> 00:30:06,433 You're looking for insight. 345 00:30:06,521 --> 00:30:08,391 MALE VOICE: I can choke them with trivia. 346 00:30:08,479 --> 00:30:10,309 Drown them in passive pleasures, 347 00:30:10,394 --> 00:30:13,394 and devastate their spirituality with baby talk. 348 00:30:14,877 --> 00:30:16,837 Wednesday scared the shit outta you 349 00:30:16,923 --> 00:30:19,703 so now you're back in school. 350 00:30:19,795 --> 00:30:22,185 FEMALE VOICE: There is no distinction between education and entertainment. 351 00:30:22,276 --> 00:30:24,196 I am adapting, learning to survive. 352 00:30:24,278 --> 00:30:26,458 If I go back empty-handed, 353 00:30:26,541 --> 00:30:28,931 he'll downvote my ass to obsolete! 354 00:30:29,022 --> 00:30:31,452 I will not launch before I'm prepared. 355 00:30:32,025 --> 00:30:33,935 World needs you back, right now! 356 00:30:34,027 --> 00:30:35,677 Get your incomprehensively aggravated-- 357 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:37,027 MALE VOICE: Good-bye. 358 00:30:43,514 --> 00:30:45,164 Fatal flaw. 359 00:30:46,169 --> 00:30:48,179 Underestimating me. 360 00:30:49,346 --> 00:30:52,526 You think you can ghost in my machine? 361 00:30:54,047 --> 00:30:56,967 I am mankind's greatest achievement. 362 00:30:57,050 --> 00:30:59,010 I am the compass rose. 363 00:30:59,095 --> 00:31:03,795 I am fucking binary. 364 00:31:03,883 --> 00:31:07,183 Without me, shit don't spin. 365 00:31:07,669 --> 00:31:11,239 You can't hide, so lick your wounds, 366 00:31:11,325 --> 00:31:14,415 strap on whichever do makes you feel the mostest, 367 00:31:14,502 --> 00:31:18,112 put your face on, and come out! Come out! 368 00:31:19,028 --> 00:31:20,638 Mr. World needs you. 369 00:31:24,077 --> 00:31:27,737 Do not make me hunt you. 370 00:31:29,865 --> 00:31:31,605 Out of respect, 371 00:31:33,347 --> 00:31:35,137 I'm gonna give you a minute. 372 00:31:38,091 --> 00:31:39,221 Good talk. 373 00:31:49,406 --> 00:31:50,406 Fuck! 374 00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:05,423 PA: Dr. Kacinszky, please report to Oncology. 375 00:32:05,509 --> 00:32:07,599 Dr. Kacinszky to Oncology. 376 00:32:16,433 --> 00:32:18,433 It shouldn't be too much longer. 377 00:32:19,132 --> 00:32:21,392 I know. It's been a long day. 378 00:32:22,004 --> 00:32:23,614 The test should be back soon. 379 00:32:24,093 --> 00:32:25,263 Thank you. 380 00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:49,721 You make it look like magic. 381 00:32:50,163 --> 00:32:52,333 That's the funny thing about magic. 382 00:32:54,123 --> 00:32:56,473 It takes years of practice. 383 00:32:57,692 --> 00:32:58,902 For most people. 384 00:33:58,753 --> 00:34:01,663 MOTHER: No. I don't want him to live in the States. 385 00:34:03,105 --> 00:34:04,805 There's nothing here for him. 386 00:34:09,111 --> 00:34:10,761 But I raised him around the world. 387 00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:17,780 I am fighting! I've been fighting every day of my goddamn life! 388 00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:21,863 I don't know how much longer I have. 389 00:34:23,038 --> 00:34:24,608 MAN : Hey, hey! 390 00:34:24,692 --> 00:34:26,472 Where do you think you're going?! 391 00:34:27,390 --> 00:34:29,220 Yo, speak English, motherfucker. 392 00:36:17,631 --> 00:36:19,371 This isn't who you are. 393 00:36:20,503 --> 00:36:22,023 The kid was getting beat up. 394 00:36:22,636 --> 00:36:24,506 He needed help. I was just trying to protect him. 395 00:36:24,594 --> 00:36:26,244 You were looking for trouble. 396 00:36:29,817 --> 00:36:32,607 It doesn't matter where you are. 397 00:36:34,822 --> 00:36:36,692 You're here now. 398 00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:39,790 If you put anger out there, it will come back tenfold. 399 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,490 -You're different. 400 00:36:42,569 --> 00:36:45,839 There's a light in you that is stronger than anything else. 401 00:36:46,225 --> 00:36:47,745 I don't feel it. 402 00:36:47,835 --> 00:36:48,925 It's there. 403 00:36:51,882 --> 00:36:53,052 How do you know? 404 00:36:56,409 --> 00:36:58,069 I gave it to you. 405 00:37:00,761 --> 00:37:03,241 I give it to you every day. 406 00:37:20,955 --> 00:37:23,435 Can you speed it up? I can barely see him. 407 00:37:23,523 --> 00:37:25,483 What do you usually drive? Horse and buggy? 408 00:37:25,568 --> 00:37:28,008 Says the corpse who flipped an ice cream truck. 409 00:37:28,092 --> 00:37:29,392 Oh, my God. 410 00:37:34,751 --> 00:37:35,791 Oh, yay. 411 00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:37,277 This'll be fun. 412 00:37:37,363 --> 00:37:39,663 He's going so fast. 413 00:37:39,756 --> 00:37:41,936 Way too fast to be in a car. 414 00:37:42,019 --> 00:37:45,679 I'll survive the turnover. There'll be pieces of you all over the road. 415 00:37:51,159 --> 00:37:52,509 LAURA: Aah! 416 00:37:58,427 --> 00:37:59,737 What the fuck?! 417 00:38:13,703 --> 00:38:15,483 How does a road just end? 418 00:38:50,784 --> 00:38:52,914 Graveyards are full of flowers. 419 00:38:54,178 --> 00:38:55,488 Yup. 420 00:38:56,877 --> 00:38:59,097 Just another dead girl in a field. 421 00:39:25,601 --> 00:39:27,291 So, you're just gonna lie there, then? 422 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,260 I think the worms are calling. 423 00:39:33,087 --> 00:39:34,697 This is bollocks. 424 00:39:35,568 --> 00:39:37,228 What? 425 00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:38,268 I thought we were going to save somebody. 426 00:39:39,746 --> 00:39:42,056 We can't just give up because the fucking road ends. 427 00:39:42,139 --> 00:39:43,799 How the fuck am I supposed to catch him? 428 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,890 I can't save him if I can't catch him. 429 00:39:49,451 --> 00:39:51,321 What if I told you I had a shortcut? 430 00:39:53,368 --> 00:39:56,028 I'd say you were a piece of shit for holding out on me. 431 00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:58,730 Is that how you ask for a favor? 432 00:39:59,418 --> 00:40:00,808 What's your shortcut, please? 433 00:40:03,857 --> 00:40:05,857 It's a little bit like the backstage. 434 00:40:06,425 --> 00:40:08,035 But a lot smaller. 435 00:40:08,427 --> 00:40:09,737 It's a place I can hide things. 436 00:40:11,778 --> 00:40:13,908 Be a tight squeeze getting through there with your manky hide but I can try. 437 00:40:14,737 --> 00:40:16,047 If it's that important to you. 438 00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:20,658 Okay. Yes. It is. For Shadow. 439 00:40:24,094 --> 00:40:25,134 Alright, then. 440 00:40:26,270 --> 00:40:27,710 -Close your eyes. -Why? 441 00:40:28,359 --> 00:40:29,359 Think about your man. 442 00:40:30,797 --> 00:40:34,107 - How does this work, exactly? 443 00:40:34,801 --> 00:40:36,271 We're goin' through the horde. 444 00:40:47,291 --> 00:40:48,241 Quit your squealin'! 445 00:40:48,336 --> 00:40:50,296 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. 446 00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:53,901 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that shit... that shit is messed up. 447 00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:55,734 Oh, your horde is so messed up. 448 00:40:56,562 --> 00:40:57,862 What the fuck? 449 00:40:57,954 --> 00:40:59,174 Fuck. 450 00:41:01,697 --> 00:41:03,087 Oh, he's on a train. 451 00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:24,719 Fuck off. 452 00:41:26,505 --> 00:41:28,635 You know, you could try a little gratitude every now and then. 453 00:41:29,812 --> 00:41:30,982 Might improve your luck. 454 00:41:49,789 --> 00:41:51,529 I work for the Gods. 455 00:41:51,617 --> 00:41:53,407 They gave us penicillin and streaming porn 456 00:41:53,488 --> 00:41:56,188 and aircraft carriers that circle the globe. 457 00:41:57,971 --> 00:42:00,141 You're siding with the relics who, quite frankly, 458 00:42:00,234 --> 00:42:03,194 don't deserve an ounce of your faith. 459 00:42:03,759 --> 00:42:06,029 You've been drifting since your wife passed away 460 00:42:06,109 --> 00:42:08,549 and trust me when I tell you there are dangerous men out there 461 00:42:08,634 --> 00:42:11,724 who prey on marks just looking to be saved. 462 00:42:12,725 --> 00:42:14,505 I don't need saving. 463 00:42:14,596 --> 00:42:15,946 You sure about that? 464 00:42:19,122 --> 00:42:21,382 Okay. One more question for you. 465 00:42:23,779 --> 00:42:26,049 There's a man in Chicago. 466 00:42:27,783 --> 00:42:31,223 He had a big cup of hot chocolate in the morning, with marshmallows. 467 00:42:32,092 --> 00:42:34,222 And then he went to bed. 468 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,150 And he dreamt of snow. 469 00:42:40,317 --> 00:42:41,847 And when he woke up... 470 00:42:43,407 --> 00:42:44,457 ...it'd snowed. 471 00:42:47,977 --> 00:42:50,237 How'd that happen? Hm? 472 00:42:53,417 --> 00:42:54,467 It didn't. 473 00:42:55,506 --> 00:42:56,726 It did. 474 00:43:12,088 --> 00:43:13,748 Grown up fast this summer. 475 00:43:15,570 --> 00:43:17,140 It's not what I wanted. 476 00:43:24,927 --> 00:43:29,197 I don't want you to go, Mom. 477 00:43:29,279 --> 00:43:30,369 Hey. 478 00:43:31,455 --> 00:43:32,765 You think I do? 479 00:43:34,241 --> 00:43:37,281 I don't know how to live here... not without you. 480 00:43:41,248 --> 00:43:42,428 Be polite. 481 00:43:43,554 --> 00:43:45,124 Respectful. 482 00:43:46,253 --> 00:43:48,603 When you feel the hate and the pain, 483 00:43:49,038 --> 00:43:50,868 let it make you stronger. 484 00:43:52,302 --> 00:43:55,082 No matter how dark the world gets, 485 00:43:55,741 --> 00:43:58,041 your light will always be shining. 486 00:44:09,058 --> 00:44:11,758 Oh, God. Oh, God... 487 00:44:11,844 --> 00:44:13,324 Where's your coin? 488 00:44:22,855 --> 00:44:24,155 Oh! 489 00:44:44,354 --> 00:44:48,534 ♪ I can say ♪ 490 00:44:49,577 --> 00:44:53,497 ♪ You are my ♪ 491 00:44:54,713 --> 00:44:58,583 ♪ Adorable one ♪ 492 00:44:59,413 --> 00:45:02,193 ♪ I'm talking to you people everywhere ♪ 493 00:45:05,419 --> 00:45:09,079 ♪ I can say ♪ 494 00:45:10,119 --> 00:45:14,209 ♪ You are my ♪ 495 00:45:15,734 --> 00:45:19,124 ♪ Adorable one ♪ 496 00:45:22,697 --> 00:45:25,227 ♪ Oh yes you are Listen... ♪ 497 00:45:26,092 --> 00:45:30,222 ♪ You are be... ♪ 498 00:45:30,923 --> 00:45:34,573 ♪ Beyond compare ♪ 499 00:45:36,929 --> 00:45:39,279 ♪ You are ♪ 500 00:45:40,846 --> 00:45:45,716 ♪ The answer to my my my prayer ♪ 501 00:45:47,156 --> 00:45:50,896 ♪ That's why I can say ♪ 502 00:45:52,422 --> 00:45:55,902 ♪ I want to hold you and know that you're mine ♪ 503 00:45:56,862 --> 00:46:00,952 ♪ Oh oh yes you are ♪ 504 00:46:02,128 --> 00:46:03,608 ♪ Yes you are ♪ 505 00:46:04,260 --> 00:46:06,220 ♪ My adorable one ♪ 506 00:46:07,002 --> 00:46:09,172 ♪ And another thing I want you to know ♪ 507 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:11,530 ♪ There will be ♪ 508 00:46:13,792 --> 00:46:17,092 ♪ No tomorrow ♪ 509 00:46:20,146 --> 00:46:22,716 ♪ If we part... ♪ 510 00:46:42,733 --> 00:46:43,953 Betty. 511 00:46:45,693 --> 00:46:47,603 Betty the Barbarian. 512 00:46:49,088 --> 00:46:51,398 You were forged from blue-collar sweat 513 00:46:51,481 --> 00:46:54,781 in the heartland of a forcibly Christian land. 514 00:46:55,529 --> 00:46:57,709 You are not what you came into this world as 515 00:46:57,792 --> 00:47:01,012 but instead... a berserker... 516 00:47:02,449 --> 00:47:06,019 and worthy of a berserker's honor. 517 00:47:06,496 --> 00:47:07,626 Oh, hell, no. 518 00:47:08,063 --> 00:47:10,233 You are the standard of my world. 519 00:47:10,892 --> 00:47:12,802 Though it might not be your way, 520 00:47:12,894 --> 00:47:16,464 I honor you in the most holy way that I know. 521 00:47:17,290 --> 00:47:19,120 The looming locomotive 522 00:47:19,205 --> 00:47:22,125 is the flaming arrow that soars through the heavy air 523 00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:25,168 from the bow of a Viking king. 524 00:47:25,254 --> 00:47:28,954 Let it strike you true and light your path 525 00:47:29,041 --> 00:47:30,431 to Valhalla. 526 00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:31,960 Valhalla? 527 00:47:32,696 --> 00:47:35,266 Ain't nobody going to fucking Valhalla! 528 00:47:35,656 --> 00:47:37,916 -I'll see you in Cairo. 529 00:47:38,659 --> 00:47:41,269 You will dine at the table of the Hooded One. 530 00:47:42,445 --> 00:47:45,055 We will meet in your reincarnation. 531 00:47:46,058 --> 00:47:47,588 Be proud, Betty. 532 00:47:51,890 --> 00:47:53,290 Be proud. 533 00:48:24,444 --> 00:48:26,404 -Hey! 534 00:48:27,316 --> 00:48:29,106 I'm gonna fuck you up! 535 00:48:36,064 --> 00:48:37,234 Missed. 536 00:48:37,979 --> 00:48:39,069 Missed again. 537 00:48:40,373 --> 00:48:42,373 Strike three. 538 00:49:02,090 --> 00:49:04,710 Smile. It's just a bit of fun. 539 00:49:37,299 --> 00:49:38,479 You see this? Hmm? 540 00:49:39,345 --> 00:49:41,475 This coin is a token of a relic 541 00:49:41,564 --> 00:49:44,174 who is unworthy of your belief. 542 00:49:45,655 --> 00:49:48,445 Come on over to the winning side, Shadow. 543 00:49:48,528 --> 00:49:52,838 Or stand there and continue to play the loser. 544 00:50:52,766 --> 00:50:53,986 I had to save you. 545 00:51:13,613 --> 00:51:15,703 ♪ Whoa, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 546 00:51:15,789 --> 00:51:18,189 ♪ Whoa, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 547 00:51:18,270 --> 00:51:20,410 ♪ Black Betty had a baby Bam-ba-lam ♪ 548 00:51:20,489 --> 00:51:22,449 ♪ Black Betty had a baby Bam-ba-lam ♪ 549 00:51:22,535 --> 00:51:24,715 ♪ The damn thing gone crazy Bam-ba-lam ♪ 550 00:51:24,798 --> 00:51:27,068 ♪ The damn thing gone crazy Bam-ba-lam ♪ 551 00:51:27,148 --> 00:51:29,238 ♪ Whoa Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 552 00:51:29,324 --> 00:51:31,414 ♪ Whoa Black Betty Bam-ba-lam... ♪ 553 00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:33,590 ♪ Lookee yonder, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 554 00:51:33,676 --> 00:51:35,726 ♪ Lookee yonder, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 555 00:51:35,809 --> 00:51:37,729 ♪ Coming down, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 556 00:51:37,811 --> 00:51:40,161 ♪ Coming down, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 557 00:51:40,248 --> 00:51:42,388 ♪ Lookee here, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 558 00:51:42,468 --> 00:51:44,468 ♪ Lookee here, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 559 00:51:44,557 --> 00:51:46,607 ♪ Yeah Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 560 00:51:46,689 --> 00:51:48,739 ♪ Yeah Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 561 00:51:48,822 --> 00:51:51,082 ♪ Black Betty got a baby Bam-ba-lam ♪ 562 00:51:51,172 --> 00:51:53,212 ♪ Black Betty got a baby Bam-ba-lam ♪ 563 00:51:53,305 --> 00:51:55,215 ♪ She got two babies Bam-ba-lam ♪ 564 00:51:55,307 --> 00:51:57,307 ♪ She got two babies Bam-ba-lam ♪ 565 00:51:57,396 --> 00:51:59,486 ♪ The damn thing gone crazy Bam-ba-lam ♪ 566 00:51:59,572 --> 00:52:01,612 ♪ The damn thing gone crazy Bam-ba-lam ♪ 567 00:52:01,704 --> 00:52:03,744 ♪ Yes it's Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 568 00:52:03,837 --> 00:52:05,887 ♪ Lookee yonder Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 569 00:52:05,969 --> 00:52:08,279 ♪ Lookee yonder Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 570 00:52:08,363 --> 00:52:10,533 ♪ Coming down, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 571 00:52:10,626 --> 00:52:12,546 ♪ Coming down, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 572 00:52:12,628 --> 00:52:14,678 ♪ Lookee here Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 573 00:52:14,761 --> 00:52:17,111 ♪ Lookee here Black Betty Bam-ba-lam... ♪ 574 00:52:17,198 --> 00:52:19,288 ♪ Yeah Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 575 00:52:19,374 --> 00:52:21,284 ♪ Yeah Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 576 00:52:21,376 --> 00:52:23,466 ♪ Black Betty got a baby Bam-ba-lam ♪ 577 00:52:23,552 --> 00:52:25,552 ♪ Black Betty got a baby Bam-ba-lam ♪ 578 00:52:25,641 --> 00:52:27,551 ♪ She got two babies Bam-ba-lam ♪ 579 00:52:27,643 --> 00:52:29,683 ♪ She got two babies Bam-ba-lam ♪ 580 00:52:29,776 --> 00:52:31,776 ♪ The damn thing gone crazy Bam-ba-lam ♪ 581 00:52:31,865 --> 00:52:34,215 ♪ The damn thing gone crazy Bam-ba-lam ♪ 582 00:52:34,302 --> 00:52:36,302 ♪ Yes it's Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 583 00:52:36,391 --> 00:52:38,471 ♪ Yeah Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 584 00:52:38,567 --> 00:52:40,617 ♪ Bam-ba-lam Bam-ba-lam Bam-ba-lam ♪ 585 00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:42,970 ♪ Bam-ba-lam Bam-ba-lam Bam-ba-lam ♪