1 00:00:03,296 --> 00:00:05,507 MR. WORLD: The runes have been etched. 2 00:00:05,674 --> 00:00:09,010 Things are happening ahead of schedule. 3 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:10,929 MR. WEDNESDAY: You started the first war. 4 00:00:11,096 --> 00:00:14,182 And you'll finish the last. One more step. 5 00:00:15,392 --> 00:00:18,103 Grow, Yggdrasil. Grow. 6 00:00:18,895 --> 00:00:22,148 SWEENEY: I went to war once Or was meant to. I owe a battle. 7 00:00:22,315 --> 00:00:23,858 LAURA: You're following Wednesday 8 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:26,027 so that you can fight in his war and die 9 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:28,238 and for that, you run his errands? 10 00:00:28,405 --> 00:00:30,323 LAURA: This is all Wednesday! He sends you 11 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:32,742 to fuck my plan and then he sends you to fuck me? 12 00:00:32,909 --> 00:00:34,828 What happened last night is not part 13 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:36,996 of some grand plan, you stupid cunt! 14 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,416 And I don't do Wednesday's errands because I like him! 15 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:42,460 I do 'em because I fucking owe him! 16 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:46,798 I hate that one-eyed cunt more than you will ever know. 17 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:55,557 [ theme music, techno ] 18 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:28,024 [ eerie music ] 19 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:32,445 [ birds cawing ] 20 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:03,309 Hey. 21 00:03:08,273 --> 00:03:10,334 SHADOW: You're really gonna make me haul that big ass 22 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,277 - back to the morgue, huh? - [ Sweeney snoring ] 23 00:03:15,905 --> 00:03:17,824 Touch me again and I'll be hauling you 24 00:03:17,991 --> 00:03:20,660 - to the morgue, you cunt. - [ chuckling ] 25 00:03:20,827 --> 00:03:22,287 Good morning, Sweeney. 26 00:03:23,538 --> 00:03:24,789 Ah! 27 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,458 [ sighing ] 28 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,544 You know, you keep hanging out under bridges; 29 00:03:29,711 --> 00:03:31,796 people are gonna start thinking you're a troll. 30 00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:34,173 [ retching and grunting ] 31 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,426 [ panting ] 32 00:03:37,135 --> 00:03:39,053 Maybe I am a troll. 33 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:41,973 Well, you told me you were a leprechaun, so which is it? 34 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:44,809 Sometimes, I remember things one way. 35 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:47,520 Sometimes, I remember them another. 36 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:51,858 - How the fuck did you find me? - Cops called. 37 00:03:52,025 --> 00:03:54,444 Said there was a dead wino under the bridge. 38 00:03:56,112 --> 00:03:58,448 Spotted me a 20 if I'd haul him back myself. 39 00:03:58,615 --> 00:04:00,909 Then you owe me 20 bucks for saving you the effort. 40 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:05,955 You can literally pull gold out of the air 41 00:04:06,122 --> 00:04:08,249 and you're asking me for money? 42 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:11,127 The sun's treasure. 43 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:15,673 [ coins rattling ] 44 00:04:18,468 --> 00:04:20,553 Not much good to you now, is it? 45 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,182 Only coin that matters is locked up with the worms 46 00:04:24,349 --> 00:04:26,184 in the dead wife's chest. 47 00:04:26,351 --> 00:04:28,353 And she left your Irish ass high and dry 48 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:31,189 like fucking bird bones, didn't she? 49 00:04:31,356 --> 00:04:34,067 The further you get from her... [ chuckling ] 50 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,902 ...the worse your luck gets. 51 00:04:36,069 --> 00:04:39,405 [ laughing ] 52 00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:41,282 Did you see Laura? 53 00:04:43,993 --> 00:04:45,536 Dead wife... 54 00:04:47,205 --> 00:04:49,332 [ high-pitched sound ] 55 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:51,542 Fuck! 56 00:04:52,961 --> 00:04:54,629 [ groaning ] Fuck her! 57 00:04:54,796 --> 00:04:56,714 - Hey. Come on, hey. - Fuck 'em all. 58 00:04:56,881 --> 00:04:58,633 No, no. Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no. 59 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,569 Hey, stay with me. Stay with me. Stay with me. 60 00:05:00,593 --> 00:05:02,303 Hey. Shh, shh, shh, shh. 61 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,847 - Where's Laura? - What? 62 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,729 I'll tell you. I'll tell you. 63 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:14,816 For that 20-dollar bill you got in your fucking pocket. 64 00:05:14,983 --> 00:05:17,068 You're fucking kidding me. 65 00:05:17,235 --> 00:05:19,278 - There. Where is she? - Oh. 66 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:21,364 I can smell the whiskey on your breath already, 67 00:05:21,531 --> 00:05:23,866 Ben Franklin. [ sniffing ] 68 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:25,952 Hey! Fucking... tell me. Hey. 69 00:05:26,119 --> 00:05:28,079 Where is Laura? 70 00:05:28,246 --> 00:05:29,914 How the fuck should I know? 71 00:05:30,081 --> 00:05:32,000 I thought she might be here. 72 00:05:36,713 --> 00:05:39,340 I saw her in New Orleans. She was fine. 73 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,634 I pissed her off good and she ran away. 74 00:05:42,719 --> 00:05:44,345 To get back to you. 75 00:05:47,015 --> 00:05:48,558 - [ groaning ] - Come on. 76 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:54,689 [ wind rustling leaves ] 77 00:05:58,985 --> 00:06:00,820 [ whispering ] I'm gonna tell you something. 78 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:04,198 This is gallows ground you're walking. 79 00:06:05,283 --> 00:06:07,368 And there's a rope around your neck 80 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:11,039 and a raven-bird on each shoulder waiting for your eyes. 81 00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:14,250 The gallows tree has deep roots. 82 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:17,086 It stretches from heaven all the way down to hell. 83 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:20,214 And this world... 84 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:25,303 ...is the only branch from which the rope is swingin'. 85 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:30,767 MR. WEDNESDAY: They grow up so fast, don't they? 86 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:35,980 Yggdrasil is ready for war; ergo, I am ready, too. 87 00:06:36,147 --> 00:06:38,399 The only question, gentlemen, is, 88 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,818 do we know who all our friends are? 89 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:44,197 Ah... Jacquel will come when you call. 90 00:06:45,031 --> 00:06:46,365 Set and Horus, too. 91 00:06:46,532 --> 00:06:48,242 I know some ifrits in Chicago. 92 00:06:49,285 --> 00:06:51,412 And Mama-ji, Czernobog... 93 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:53,915 MR. IBIS: Nancy, Bilquis. 94 00:06:54,082 --> 00:06:56,417 Bilquis? No, that one is... 95 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:58,169 [ drumming music ] 96 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:02,590 Shadow? Shadow is my eyes and ears. 97 00:07:02,757 --> 00:07:04,842 You can speak freely in front of him. 98 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,721 We cannot rely on the Queen of Sheba. 99 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:10,431 MR. IBIS: She's with us. 100 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:13,101 JINN: All-father, that one is for herself. 101 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,019 MR. WEDNESDAY: We all are. 102 00:07:15,186 --> 00:07:17,313 The trick to wrangling cats is to dangle bait 103 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,190 they can all want. 104 00:07:19,357 --> 00:07:21,734 And Bast. We've got Bast. 105 00:07:21,901 --> 00:07:24,153 - JINN: And Mad Sweeney? - MR. WEDNESDAY: Mm. Sweeney. 106 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,405 SHADOW: I just... I just saw him. 107 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,325 Yes? 108 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:33,246 Yeah, he's... he's in really bad shape. 109 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:34,997 MR. WEDNESDAY: Really? 110 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:37,250 Well, if he really is in bad shape, 111 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:39,669 if he's on his last legs, then look on the bright side. 112 00:07:39,836 --> 00:07:41,796 He's in the right place, isn't he? 113 00:07:41,963 --> 00:07:44,006 [ chuckling ] Another thing about living 114 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:46,509 in a funeral home is you never have to cook. 115 00:07:46,676 --> 00:07:48,594 Mourners are always bringing by their best food. 116 00:07:48,761 --> 00:07:50,388 Oh, how rude of me. 117 00:07:50,555 --> 00:07:52,491 Would you like a taste of this potato salad, Shadow? 118 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,142 I'm good. 119 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:57,478 Wise choice. This is not exactly piquant. 120 00:07:57,645 --> 00:08:00,398 Gentlemen, I have something for Shadow's eyes and ears only, 121 00:08:00,565 --> 00:08:02,358 if you'll excuse me. 122 00:08:08,239 --> 00:08:12,034 [ suspenseful music ] 123 00:08:13,161 --> 00:08:15,538 [ clattering ] 124 00:08:23,087 --> 00:08:24,297 [ knife clicking ] 125 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:28,801 Sorry, Yggdrasil. 126 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,305 You know I have to do this. 127 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:33,973 [ slicing sound ] 128 00:08:46,444 --> 00:08:48,779 Sialfr sialfom mer. 129 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:52,158 [ eerie magical music ] 130 00:08:52,325 --> 00:08:54,202 My spear, Gungnir. 131 00:08:55,036 --> 00:08:56,996 The finest in the cosmos. 132 00:08:58,039 --> 00:09:02,001 Head forged by the dwarves, the shaft carved from Yggdrasil. 133 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,837 Her aim true and always fatal. 134 00:09:05,004 --> 00:09:07,089 She can kill an army as quick as a god 135 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:11,844 and every soul she takes is a tribute to me. 136 00:09:14,305 --> 00:09:18,517 [ eerie music ] 137 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:27,860 [ cello music, choir ] 138 00:09:32,073 --> 00:09:35,159 Guard my spear as you will guard my life. 139 00:09:35,326 --> 00:09:37,411 We are the same. 140 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:41,540 Wars are coming, Shadow. I have a big role for you. 141 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:49,340 [ soulful music ] ♪ You're breaking me up ♪ 142 00:09:49,966 --> 00:09:55,721 ♪ And I don't mean maybe it's too late ♪ 143 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:58,891 ♪ Little itty bitty pieces, baby... ♪ 144 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:02,228 ♪ First you promise me your love... ♪ 145 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:06,440 Get out, dead girl or I'm calling the health department. 146 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,609 Oh. It's you. Wednesday's pal. 147 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,903 No. You are Wednesday's pal. 148 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:13,030 Uh, no, I'm not. 149 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:20,288 I know this is not an accident. 150 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,832 You tell me why you are here in my domain. 151 00:10:22,999 --> 00:10:25,084 Well, your domain is a fuckin' diner 152 00:10:25,251 --> 00:10:27,336 on the side of the road. So. 153 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:30,827 I thought you were a Goddess. Where are your worshippers? 154 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:33,134 My worshippers are here. 155 00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:36,262 This diner life? It's not too bad. 156 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:39,223 Of course, the little second-generation assholes, 157 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:42,852 they come in with their MBAs, their MDs, 158 00:10:43,019 --> 00:10:45,396 raging egos like yours. 159 00:10:45,563 --> 00:10:48,024 You know that I can literally rip people's limbs off, right? 160 00:10:51,444 --> 00:10:56,115 Do not goad me, dead girl. I have no time for this. 161 00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:59,618 You see me here as Kali-ma, the nurturer? 162 00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:03,539 But you, dead girl, perhaps you would understand me better 163 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:06,584 as Smashana Kali, the destroyer. 164 00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:10,504 [ eerie music ] 165 00:11:19,597 --> 00:11:21,807 So, do we understand each other better now? 166 00:11:23,184 --> 00:11:25,186 A little respect is all I ask. 167 00:11:25,353 --> 00:11:27,688 A little help is what I can give. 168 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,232 Do you need direction? 169 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,485 Or cream, sugar? 170 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:35,029 - For real? - For real. 171 00:11:37,615 --> 00:11:40,201 Okay. Um... [ chuckling ] 172 00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:42,203 I need blood. 173 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:45,623 Two drops of blood "infused with love" 174 00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:49,710 for a magic potion that's gonna bring me back to life. 175 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,504 Sounds like voodoo. 176 00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:56,258 That goddamn voudon. Always so dramatic. 177 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:59,053 The problem is not with the potion; 178 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:01,055 it is why you take it. 179 00:12:01,222 --> 00:12:02,681 - Oh, really? - [ fly buzzing ] 180 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,142 Is that what your crystal ball says? 181 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:09,146 Sorry. This is not some bloody psychic reading. 182 00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:12,358 Why do you think I showed you the face of the destroyer? 183 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,903 Pay attention. 184 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:18,155 You have the power here, in your heart. 185 00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:20,241 The angry leprechaun gave it to you. 186 00:12:20,408 --> 00:12:22,118 - No, he didn't. - The coin! 187 00:12:22,827 --> 00:12:24,829 Can you not see you have the power here 188 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,914 in your own heart? 189 00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:30,000 What, like, the power of love? 190 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,502 No. 191 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:35,214 The power to destroy. 192 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:46,642 [ song continues ] 193 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:51,355 ♪ Now today you want my love, tomorrow you don't want it ♪ 194 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:55,776 ♪ When you know I'm mad about you and you play upon it ♪ 195 00:12:55,943 --> 00:13:00,197 ♪ It's been a long, long time since I have waited on it ♪ 196 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:03,617 ♪ Don't you know how much I need you, doggone it ♪ 197 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:07,830 ♪ I'm about to go to pieces ♪ 198 00:13:07,997 --> 00:13:11,959 ♪ Go to pieces Go to pieces ♪ 199 00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:16,046 ♪ Oh, you're breaking me up ♪ 200 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,257 ♪ And I don't mean maybe ♪ 201 00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:22,136 ♪ Into little itty bitty pieces, baby ♪ 202 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,893 [ engine softly roaring ] 203 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,896 [ wheezing ] 204 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,190 [ eerie music ] 205 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,817 [ insects chirring ] 206 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:47,453 ♪ The trumpet sounds within my soul... ♪ 207 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:52,708 [ shrieking ] 208 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:55,252 Banshee! 209 00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:58,380 [ knocking on door ] 210 00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:05,596 [ panting ] 211 00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:07,264 Mornin', pillow biter. 212 00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,311 Door's always open, you know. 213 00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:14,104 Sure. 214 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,358 Let me ask you something. 215 00:14:17,525 --> 00:14:20,110 Can you hear that? The wailing? 216 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,905 The grieving women outside? Yes. 217 00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,700 [ groaning ] They're not mortals. They're banshee. 218 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,577 They are women who lost a husband, 219 00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:30,621 a son, and a father last night. 220 00:14:30,788 --> 00:14:32,748 Ibis has prepared his body for the burial. 221 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,792 - Hey, are you... - [ Sweeney groaning ] 222 00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:37,159 Are you all right? Do you need to lie down or something? 223 00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:39,922 Where is the old one-eyed fuck? 224 00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:42,049 He's busy. Come on, let me make you some tea. 225 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:43,759 Ah, fuck off! 226 00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:49,431 When Jesus had given thanks, 227 00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:52,726 He broke the bread, and said, 228 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:57,856 "This is My body, which is for you." 229 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:04,780 And all those who loved Him took His body into their mouths, 230 00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:10,786 took His body deep down into their own bodies, 231 00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:16,500 until His body filled their bodies with the divine. 232 00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:19,670 The gift of the flesh... 233 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:24,383 ...is the most sacred gift one can make. 234 00:15:25,593 --> 00:15:27,011 I read to you 235 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,346 from the Psalm of Psalms. 236 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:34,268 [ eerie music ] 237 00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:36,979 "Your love... 238 00:15:38,606 --> 00:15:40,399 ...is better than wine, 239 00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:45,195 your scent better than any perfume. 240 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:51,368 Your lips drip with nectar, my bride; 241 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:53,787 honey and milk are under your tongue. 242 00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:56,123 You are a garden. 243 00:15:56,957 --> 00:16:01,754 Your shoots are orchards of pomegranates, 244 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,965 henna, saffron, 245 00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:07,926 calamus and cinnamon, 246 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,889 frankincense and myrrh. 247 00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:15,476 You are a fountain. 248 00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:18,562 [ music continues ] 249 00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:25,486 You are all the streams flowing from Lebanon. 250 00:16:27,071 --> 00:16:31,950 Let the wind blow upon your garden. 251 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,998 Let the divine, through Me... 252 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,004 ...enter your garden and taste your fruit. 253 00:16:44,797 --> 00:16:47,800 [ footsteps clacking ] 254 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,426 [ Sweeney sighing ] 255 00:16:54,098 --> 00:16:56,600 This how you gettin' your rocks off these days? 256 00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:01,146 No more bottomless holy hole? 257 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,274 I adapt. We all do. 258 00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,860 Some of us more than others. 259 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,864 The stories that are told about you 260 00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:17,996 have reached my ears over the years, too. 261 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:23,460 The leprechaun, the hill spirit 262 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:27,297 the pagan warrior, the mad man, 263 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,926 and the great and golden king. 264 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:36,306 You haven't always been... this. 265 00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:38,851 Ah, well... 266 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,562 It's all bollocks anyway. 267 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,151 Don't remember much of it these days. 268 00:17:55,159 --> 00:17:57,953 [ Bilquis exhaling slowly ] 269 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,040 [ Oriental music ] 270 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,001 I will not have you. 271 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,881 I will have your confession. 272 00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:15,387 The Queen of Sheba... playing a priest. 273 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,641 I need a fuckin' drink. 274 00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:26,940 There was a girl. 275 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,361 - I remember that much. - [ fast-paced music ] 276 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,864 She had the sight. 277 00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:36,450 And she let me play with her boobies under the stars, 278 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,453 and she told me my fortune. 279 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:43,957 Told me I'd be undone and abandoned west of the sunrise, 280 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,960 and that a dead woman's bauble would seal my fate. 281 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,798 And I laughed and I poured more barley wine 282 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,091 and played with her boobies some more, 283 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,470 and I kissed her full on her pretty breasts. 284 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:01,475 Those were the last of the good days. 285 00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:03,852 The Gray Monks were changin' our stories. 286 00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:06,688 Makin' us fair folk into greedy little green men, 287 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,565 which is all fucking bollocks. 288 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,275 - I used to be... - [ music stops ] 289 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,821 Can't remember. 290 00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:16,323 BILQUIS: Keep going. 291 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,408 SWEENEY: In one of the stories they tell 292 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,036 a monk named St. Moling had me killed that night. 293 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:25,624 In another, it was his swineherd or his cooks - neater that way, 294 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,377 if you want to strip away what little dignity I had left. 295 00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:31,380 Poor Mad Sweeney, felled by the soup maker. 296 00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:33,465 BILQUIS: This isn't true. 297 00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:36,260 You didn't die that way and her fortune didn't come true. 298 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,804 SWEENEY: Fuck if I know what the truth is. 299 00:19:38,971 --> 00:19:42,307 BILQUIS: I heard a different story. You had a wife. 300 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,768 SWEENEY: A wife? 301 00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,436 [ grunting ] 302 00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:57,072 [ Sweeney groaning ] 303 00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:09,710 - [ door opening ] - MR. WEDNESDAY: Aha! 304 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,590 - SWEENEY: Grimnir. - [ sniffing ] 305 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,675 Oh, I know that smell. 306 00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:18,760 That smells like a hot bottle of whiskey 307 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,805 and sex in an alleyway with a top note of failure! 308 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:24,558 Yeah, yeah. Eau de fuck-up. It's gotta be, yes, it is! 309 00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:27,311 The one and only Mad Sweeney! 310 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:30,814 I knew Ibis'd have some Dijon around here somewhere. 311 00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:35,736 You're welcome, Grimnir. For everything. 312 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:38,155 For every shitty task you've ever set before me... 313 00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:41,158 Sounds like my man's asking for a tip for service. 314 00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,327 Not your man anymore. 315 00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:47,873 - I'm quitting. - Oh, no, you're not. 316 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,042 You most certainly are not. 317 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,711 We have a contract, which you have not fulfilled. 318 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,796 I've done everything you've ever asked of me. 319 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:57,257 We're gonna come to terms right now, you old fuck. 320 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,468 I killed the wife for you the first time. 321 00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:01,345 Lost my coin in the process. 322 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,055 Way I see it, the debt swung my way 323 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,140 the moment the dead wife stole my treasure. 324 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,368 You know, I wouldn't go around, if I was you, advertising 325 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,392 you lost your treasure to a rotten little dead girl 326 00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,271 who weighs less than a hundred pounds. 327 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,565 - Hm? - [ mustard squirting loudly ] 328 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:17,527 You know, why don't you just reach in and take it from her? 329 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:20,864 It's got to be given voluntarily. 330 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,325 Oh. Wait 'til the maggots offer it up on a golden platter. 331 00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:25,553 You might not have a code of honor, Grimnir, but I do. 332 00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:29,247 She's dead, stupid! Unless you've gone sweet on her? 333 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:33,043 - I don't give a fuck about her! - Oh, yeah. Oh, that lousy smell. 334 00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,128 That is the rotten stench of a broken heart. 335 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,005 She fuck you? She ditch you? 336 00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:39,091 Well, fucking get over it and do the job 337 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,468 - I asked you to do! - No. 338 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,431 - No? - No. 339 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,227 You'd renege on a contract with a god? 340 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:54,064 When I met you, you were just a horny muscle-head 341 00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:55,941 with a lot of cash 342 00:21:56,108 --> 00:21:59,528 and with nothing of value to whatever was left of your name. 343 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:03,824 Now, you are whatever I make you. 344 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,953 You owe me a battle, Grimnir! 345 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,122 Forget the code. Finish off Laura Moon. 346 00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:12,582 And, for fuck's sake, take a shower, would you? 347 00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:17,671 [ door opening and closing ] 348 00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:22,968 [ rock music ] 349 00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:54,166 [ exhaling loudly ] 350 00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:11,141 Don't think I don't know who you are, banshees! 351 00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:24,321 [ tense music ] 352 00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,367 [ glass breaking ] 353 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:35,832 [ eerie music ] 354 00:23:39,795 --> 00:23:43,215 [ footsteps approaching ] 355 00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:44,966 Who goes there? 356 00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:52,140 What do you want, witch? 357 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,102 It's me... 358 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,812 Eorann. Your wife. 359 00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:07,989 Oh, my queen! 360 00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:11,451 My bonny child. 361 00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:14,037 Yes. 362 00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:15,872 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 363 00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:18,500 What is your name, lass? 364 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,002 Remember, the boundaries of your father's mind 365 00:24:21,169 --> 00:24:22,879 have grown thin since he left us. 366 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:24,631 I'm Moira. 367 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:27,843 - Moira. - [ flies buzzing ] 368 00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:36,768 Will you eat with us? 369 00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:40,438 Yes. Oh, yes. 370 00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:45,068 And what shall we be eating, Moira? 371 00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:46,736 Bread. 372 00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:48,488 I love bread. 373 00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:11,011 [ somber music ] 374 00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:13,680 But why are you dressed in rags, my love? 375 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:15,849 Where is your dress? 376 00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:19,728 The yellow one with the red embroidery? 377 00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:22,814 You wore it on our wedding day. 378 00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:25,442 - You remember. - Oh, yes. 379 00:25:25,609 --> 00:25:27,027 We danced at dinner 380 00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:28,945 and I thought I was dancing with the sun. 381 00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:32,240 It was I who danced with the sun. 382 00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,035 But what of the dress? 383 00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:43,001 We lost the dress, husband. 384 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:47,047 We lost the castle. 385 00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:50,884 Your lands, your title, your people. 386 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,179 We lost the war. 387 00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:00,393 But how? 388 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:03,939 You abandoned our allies on the field. 389 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,691 And so Bishop Ronan laid a curse on you. 390 00:26:07,943 --> 00:26:09,319 [ sniffing ] 391 00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:13,782 The Gray Monks... 392 00:26:13,949 --> 00:26:16,576 [ dramatic music ] 393 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:19,246 Gray Monks were never our allies! 394 00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:24,167 I told you they cannot stay! 395 00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:30,090 SWEENEY: Gray Monks! 396 00:26:30,257 --> 00:26:32,634 The damned Gray Monks were never our allies. 397 00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:46,690 [ sighing ] 398 00:26:51,278 --> 00:26:53,154 What are you doing here? 399 00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:57,367 What's Wednesday got on you? 400 00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:02,539 I am here because the Jinn is here. 401 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:06,835 And the Jinn is here because he owes Mr. Wednesday. 402 00:27:08,211 --> 00:27:10,213 Collects a lot of debt, don't he? 403 00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:15,051 I told you. 404 00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:17,637 They're banshee. 405 00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:20,598 Harbingers of death. 406 00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:23,727 - They are women in mourning. - Fine. 407 00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:27,647 Don't believe me. But I'm telling you. 408 00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:35,155 The Jinn and me, we have to stay 409 00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:37,532 'cause we owe Wednesday. But you... 410 00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:40,243 ...you could leave at any time. 411 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:42,329 [ owl hooting ] 412 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,735 This war that's comin', it could end in your boy's death. 413 00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:47,292 Doesn't have to end in yours. 414 00:27:49,961 --> 00:27:51,880 You got 80 years on your dial. 415 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:53,840 You're gonna give 'em up 416 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:56,301 for somebody who's gonna live forever. 417 00:27:56,468 --> 00:27:58,845 That's how love works. 418 00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:04,559 Do you think he'd do the same for you? 419 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:09,856 I mean, if... if Wednesday asked the Jinn to kill you... 420 00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:13,151 ...do you think he would do it? 421 00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:15,278 Do you know something I don't? 422 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:17,530 No. 423 00:28:18,573 --> 00:28:19,991 Never mind. 424 00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:22,911 I... 425 00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:27,749 I can't explain love to someone who has never felt it. 426 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,086 Oh, I've felt it. 427 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:36,132 I had a family. 428 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,344 I had a wife. 429 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:43,723 I had a kingdom. 430 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:45,642 [ soft music ] 431 00:28:48,311 --> 00:28:50,772 I'm starting to remember now. 432 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:53,817 - Listen to reason! - I've had enough reason! 433 00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:56,111 And have you had enough of me?! 434 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:03,535 No. 435 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:07,497 I do this for you, my love. 436 00:29:07,664 --> 00:29:09,416 For our family. 437 00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:14,003 The Gray Monks are poison, pestilence; 438 00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:16,005 they will ruin everything they touch. 439 00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:18,049 I don't doubt you think so. 440 00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:20,635 - But the world is changing. - It doesn't have to. 441 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,221 It does. That's what the world does. It changes. 442 00:29:25,515 --> 00:29:27,308 Look at my belly. 443 00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:32,397 It changes too, and soon, we will have a child. 444 00:29:35,483 --> 00:29:36,943 [ Sweeney breathing deeply ] 445 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:39,571 So, when the world changes, 446 00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:43,158 I beg you to change with it. 447 00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:48,121 With us. 448 00:29:51,374 --> 00:29:53,626 Are you asking me to cozy up to our enemies? 449 00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:55,712 I'm asking you to make alliances 450 00:29:55,879 --> 00:29:57,964 instead of enemies, that's all. 451 00:29:58,882 --> 00:30:01,634 The Gray Monks seem peaceful. 452 00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:04,053 And influential. We need them as friends 453 00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:06,282 before they make friends with those who are our enemies. 454 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:08,451 I am entirely sure that what you're saying makes sense to you 455 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:10,393 but I don't understand a word of it. 456 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,145 You're too fuckin' beautiful. 457 00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:14,939 You... you understand every word. 458 00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:18,234 Listen, husband. 459 00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:21,821 Listen to one who doesn't want 460 00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:25,366 anything from you but a very long life... 461 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:29,329 ...together. 462 00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:36,544 [ music swelling ] 463 00:30:36,711 --> 00:30:41,424 [ bells tolling ] 464 00:30:49,974 --> 00:30:51,809 Can you not hear that? 465 00:30:56,606 --> 00:30:59,817 They are building churches on our lands! 466 00:30:59,984 --> 00:31:01,778 They are poison, my love. 467 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:04,322 They cannot stay. 468 00:31:07,158 --> 00:31:09,077 SWEENEY: This is why I owe a battle. 469 00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:10,745 SALIM: I don't understand. 470 00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:12,997 Because of an argument you had with your wife? 471 00:31:13,164 --> 00:31:15,291 SWEENEY: Because I found Bishop Ronan that day. 472 00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:18,044 I found him and I made a big bloody row, 473 00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:20,213 threw his little book of prayers into the lake, 474 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:22,298 told him to get the fuck out. 475 00:31:22,465 --> 00:31:25,093 Then I speared one of his priests. 476 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:27,178 So, the fucker cursed me. 477 00:31:27,345 --> 00:31:29,389 Told his bastard of a god to rake me through 478 00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:33,059 with the worst of what was in me at that moment - madness - 479 00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:36,563 and to end me the way I'd ended his little holy ass-kisser. 480 00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:38,439 By the spear. 481 00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:41,901 Banshee. 482 00:31:42,068 --> 00:31:44,487 I heard them on the battlefield at Mag Rath. 483 00:31:44,654 --> 00:31:47,073 I knew then that I'd die that night 484 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,326 by the spear like the Bishop said. 485 00:31:51,869 --> 00:31:53,288 Help us. 486 00:31:55,373 --> 00:31:57,292 [ dissonant music ] 487 00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:59,210 Help us. 488 00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:02,964 SWEENEY: So, I walked away. 489 00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:07,051 The war, my family, my mind. 490 00:32:08,386 --> 00:32:11,681 I lost it all because I left it all. 491 00:32:11,848 --> 00:32:13,975 BILQUIS: Well, it's not the version you told me. 492 00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:16,142 Where the girl with the big tits told you you'd die 493 00:32:16,227 --> 00:32:18,688 by a dead girl's bauble. So, which is it? 494 00:32:18,855 --> 00:32:20,773 SWEENEY: What the fuck, Bilquis? 495 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:23,776 [ bell tolling, Sweeney gasping ] 496 00:32:51,763 --> 00:32:53,765 SHADOW: You spend that 20 yet? 497 00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:56,893 Thinking about using it now. 498 00:33:03,608 --> 00:33:05,443 Don't let her near him. 499 00:33:06,694 --> 00:33:08,071 Your wife. 500 00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:11,741 Don't let her near Grimnir. 501 00:33:11,908 --> 00:33:13,785 Grimnir's nothin' but rot. 502 00:33:15,244 --> 00:33:17,080 SHADOW: Why do you even care? 503 00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:22,377 I warned you. 504 00:33:23,586 --> 00:33:26,005 - Let's just leave it at that. - Fine. 505 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:29,384 Well, don't worry about me. I'm good. 506 00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:32,720 Wednesday even gave me his magic stick to guard, so... 507 00:33:35,098 --> 00:33:36,516 Gungnir. 508 00:33:39,936 --> 00:33:43,272 - You think you earned it. - Mm-hmm. 509 00:33:45,149 --> 00:33:49,278 You have the All-father's favor today and it feels good. 510 00:33:49,445 --> 00:33:51,364 Doesn't it? 511 00:33:52,407 --> 00:33:54,992 Like the sun is shining on your fuckin' face. 512 00:33:55,326 --> 00:33:57,328 Like you did something to deserve it. 513 00:33:57,495 --> 00:33:59,163 Tomorrow you'll be me, Shadow. 514 00:34:00,581 --> 00:34:01,874 The dog he kicks. 515 00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:05,586 There's always a cost with him. 516 00:34:05,753 --> 00:34:07,839 Just haven't paid it yet. 517 00:34:08,881 --> 00:34:11,092 Why do you let him treat you like that? 518 00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:16,806 You think you're not his bitch? Hm? 519 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:20,935 I watched you sign your life away. 520 00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:25,356 Right there in front of me in Jack's Crocodile Bar. 521 00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:30,528 You're his man now. You're his bodyguard. 522 00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:32,989 And when he dies, 523 00:34:33,156 --> 00:34:36,325 you're the punk that's gonna have to hold his vigil. 524 00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:42,331 You're fucked, man. 525 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,835 Spoken like the dog he just kicked. 526 00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:55,136 You remember how I did that little coin trick? 527 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,389 Huh? 528 00:34:58,556 --> 00:35:00,683 Figured you just took the coins out of nowhere. 529 00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:03,436 Not outta nowhere. 530 00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:07,398 I take 'em from the Hoard. 531 00:35:09,025 --> 00:35:11,152 You just have to hold it in your mind... 532 00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:14,405 ...and you can take whatever you want from it. 533 00:35:15,990 --> 00:35:17,575 The sun's treasure. 534 00:35:20,495 --> 00:35:23,748 You can keep whatever's precious to you. 535 00:35:24,749 --> 00:35:26,542 [ suspenseful music ] 536 00:35:31,506 --> 00:35:32,924 Bring it back. 537 00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:35,134 How's it feel to lose your lucky coin? 538 00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:37,136 I'm not gonna ask you again. 539 00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:44,227 You're not my battle, Moon Shadow. 540 00:35:45,895 --> 00:35:49,941 Promise me something and I promise I'll give it back. 541 00:35:53,152 --> 00:35:54,862 What do you want? 542 00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:03,621 [ shrieking in the distance ] 543 00:36:03,788 --> 00:36:05,665 You hear that wailing outside? 544 00:36:07,124 --> 00:36:09,001 Do you know what it means? 545 00:36:09,919 --> 00:36:11,671 People get sad at a funeral home. 546 00:36:14,382 --> 00:36:16,467 Means death is coming to this house. 547 00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:20,012 Someone here is gonna die soon. 548 00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:24,517 When the time comes... 549 00:36:26,894 --> 00:36:28,729 don't get in the fucking way. 550 00:36:30,147 --> 00:36:32,066 What the fuck does that even mean? 551 00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:36,445 You'll know. 552 00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:41,659 [ coin tinkling ] 553 00:36:41,826 --> 00:36:43,369 Deal? 554 00:36:47,290 --> 00:36:48,583 Yeah. 555 00:36:50,585 --> 00:36:51,752 Whatever. 556 00:37:01,637 --> 00:37:02,763 Wednesday... 557 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:05,558 Me... 558 00:37:06,851 --> 00:37:08,394 Fuck all the gods. 559 00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:12,690 We're not the heroes, Shadow. 560 00:37:26,746 --> 00:37:30,625 [ footsteps approaching ] 561 00:37:37,131 --> 00:37:38,341 Ah... 562 00:37:40,384 --> 00:37:41,969 Tastes better cold. 563 00:37:42,678 --> 00:37:44,513 There's no more in the fridge. 564 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,349 I ain't after the taste anyway. 565 00:37:52,063 --> 00:37:54,982 [ exhaling, sighing ] 566 00:38:00,363 --> 00:38:02,073 SWEENEY: What you writin'? 567 00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,241 MR. IBIS: Same story you've been writing all day. 568 00:38:04,408 --> 00:38:09,038 Ah. Ah, so, you're trying to get inside my head, too? 569 00:38:09,205 --> 00:38:11,165 Good luck with that one. 570 00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:13,501 The friendly faggot and the maneater 571 00:38:13,668 --> 00:38:15,628 already looted the place. 572 00:38:15,795 --> 00:38:17,421 [ sighing ] 573 00:38:17,588 --> 00:38:20,424 You have a lot of stories in there. 574 00:38:21,425 --> 00:38:22,969 [ sighing ] 575 00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:25,054 Hard to keep 'em all straight, isn't it? 576 00:38:25,221 --> 00:38:27,223 A storyteller 577 00:38:27,390 --> 00:38:29,976 does not concern themselves with the truth. 578 00:38:30,935 --> 00:38:32,687 Stories are truer than the truth. 579 00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:35,523 These are not literal constructs 580 00:38:35,690 --> 00:38:37,858 so much as imaginative recreations. 581 00:38:45,616 --> 00:38:48,244 [ sighing ] 582 00:38:56,752 --> 00:38:58,337 What are you writin' now? 583 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,508 MR. IBIS: Your earliest story. 584 00:39:05,970 --> 00:39:07,722 The one about me... 585 00:39:09,056 --> 00:39:11,934 ...fightin' off all the gods coming into Ireland? 586 00:39:13,686 --> 00:39:15,604 Wave after wave of 'em, 587 00:39:16,564 --> 00:39:19,483 coming in from Gaul or from Spain, 588 00:39:20,109 --> 00:39:21,986 from every other fuckin' place... 589 00:39:23,946 --> 00:39:25,740 ...until Mother Church arrived, 590 00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:30,828 turned us all into fairies and saints and dead kings 591 00:39:30,995 --> 00:39:33,289 without so much as a by-your-fucking-leave. 592 00:39:33,456 --> 00:39:35,499 They made you small. 593 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:37,960 I ain't small. 594 00:39:38,127 --> 00:39:40,463 I ain't Wednesday's fuckin' bitch. 595 00:39:41,464 --> 00:39:43,883 I know. 596 00:39:45,342 --> 00:39:49,805 The story I'm writing is about Lugh of the Tuatha de Danann, 597 00:39:49,972 --> 00:39:53,059 the ancient race of Gods in old Ireland. 598 00:39:54,185 --> 00:39:55,728 You weren't small. 599 00:39:56,812 --> 00:40:01,192 - I was a king. - You were a God king. 600 00:40:02,735 --> 00:40:04,945 MR. IBIS: You were God of the sun, 601 00:40:05,112 --> 00:40:09,033 of luck, of craft, art, 602 00:40:09,617 --> 00:40:12,495 of everything valuable to civilization. 603 00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:15,456 The shining one, they called you. 604 00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:19,001 You saved your people from their old enemy, the Fomorians. 605 00:40:19,168 --> 00:40:21,003 [ shouting ] 606 00:40:21,170 --> 00:40:23,255 MR. IBIS: Lamfada, they called you. 607 00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:24,799 SWEENEY: Long-hand. 608 00:40:24,965 --> 00:40:27,093 MR. IBIS: For your skill with your spear. 609 00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:30,221 [ shouting, fighting commotion ] 610 00:40:55,913 --> 00:40:57,665 [ shouting ] 611 00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:01,877 MR. IBIS: You had fight in you when they needed to fight. 612 00:41:04,088 --> 00:41:06,674 Because of you, they survived. 613 00:41:13,889 --> 00:41:15,516 [ spear tinkling ] 614 00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:21,564 Where the Tuatha de Danann were scientists and artists, 615 00:41:21,730 --> 00:41:23,691 the Fomorians were madmen. 616 00:41:23,858 --> 00:41:26,110 Monstrous beings that came from under the sea, 617 00:41:26,277 --> 00:41:28,529 under the ground, under the surface of things. 618 00:41:28,696 --> 00:41:30,531 Nightmares. 619 00:41:31,574 --> 00:41:34,660 SWEENEY: I remember now. The madness. 620 00:41:35,703 --> 00:41:38,706 - It came from him. - MR. IBIS: Your father's father. 621 00:41:38,873 --> 00:41:41,250 One-eyed Balor of the Fomorians. 622 00:41:42,209 --> 00:41:44,003 SWEENEY: I don't wanna remember this story. 623 00:41:44,170 --> 00:41:46,255 [ shouting, muffled ] 624 00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:55,347 SWEENEY: I didn't wanna kill him. 625 00:41:55,514 --> 00:41:59,185 He loved me. He cared for me. 626 00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:01,270 MR. IBIS: No, that's not right. Balor? 627 00:42:01,437 --> 00:42:03,898 He tried to kill you. 628 00:42:04,064 --> 00:42:06,192 He heard prophecy that his grandson would kill him. 629 00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:08,360 So he rounded up all his grandchildren 630 00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:10,571 and drowned them all in the lake. 631 00:42:10,738 --> 00:42:14,950 But you survived. Like you always do. 632 00:42:18,621 --> 00:42:21,290 SWEENEY: No... It wasn't Balor. 633 00:42:21,457 --> 00:42:24,543 This is wrong. Stop writing. 634 00:42:29,965 --> 00:42:34,011 [ dissonant music, eerie choir ] 635 00:42:38,641 --> 00:42:40,184 It was Grimnir. 636 00:42:42,186 --> 00:42:43,520 It was Grimnir. 637 00:42:46,523 --> 00:42:48,400 MR. IBIS: Don't you remember... 638 00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:51,278 ...what I said about the truth? 639 00:42:52,655 --> 00:42:55,282 Stories are truer than the truth. 640 00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:11,590 What's this for? 641 00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:15,678 I was gonna spend it on whiskey. 642 00:43:15,844 --> 00:43:17,805 Or a ride outta this place. 643 00:43:19,807 --> 00:43:21,433 You might want those things tomorrow. 644 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,185 Don't need it. 645 00:43:24,228 --> 00:43:26,480 Consider it payment for drinkin' all your beer. 646 00:43:30,234 --> 00:43:32,236 You're not thinking about tomorrow? 647 00:43:34,446 --> 00:43:36,740 That ain't none a your fuckin' business. 648 00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:46,417 [ rock music ] 649 00:43:53,549 --> 00:43:55,050 LAURA: Thanks. 650 00:44:06,979 --> 00:44:09,940 A toast to the crying ladies on the porch, 651 00:44:10,107 --> 00:44:12,067 for leaving us their leftovers, 652 00:44:12,234 --> 00:44:14,653 and to their husband for dying 653 00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:17,489 and giving them the occasion. And for all of you... 654 00:44:19,033 --> 00:44:20,993 ...for keeping me company in the coming war. 655 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,204 Uh, we don't do toasts in Egypt. 656 00:44:24,371 --> 00:44:27,207 Yes, it's not appropriate in Islam either. 657 00:44:27,374 --> 00:44:29,752 But I can echo your sentiment. 658 00:44:29,918 --> 00:44:32,004 Well, I thank you for that, then. 659 00:44:33,505 --> 00:44:37,134 Sometimes amazed we can sit at the same table. 660 00:44:38,552 --> 00:44:41,638 Let us enjoy this moment while we can. 661 00:44:41,805 --> 00:44:45,184 My presence back on earth here has been felt by old and new. 662 00:44:45,351 --> 00:44:48,228 Gungnir is whole again; Yggdrasil has grown up, 663 00:44:48,395 --> 00:44:52,107 which means... the proverbial shit is about to hit the fan 664 00:44:52,274 --> 00:44:56,278 and this is our proverbial Last Supper. Hm? 665 00:44:57,571 --> 00:45:00,240 Are we ready? I am. 666 00:45:02,576 --> 00:45:05,037 A compact then. To war or the end of the world, huh? 667 00:45:05,204 --> 00:45:07,122 SWEENEY: Ah, surprise, surprise. 668 00:45:07,289 --> 00:45:09,458 Somebody forgot to call me down to dinner. 669 00:45:09,625 --> 00:45:12,044 Nobody's stopping you drawing up a chair. 670 00:45:13,128 --> 00:45:15,328 Except for the fact that there's no more fuckin' chairs. 671 00:45:15,798 --> 00:45:18,384 I'm feeling a bit like the 13th fairy, I have to say. 672 00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,636 SALIM: Ah, here, take my chair. 673 00:45:21,595 --> 00:45:25,015 Why all the long faces? Banshees' wailing got you down? 674 00:45:25,933 --> 00:45:28,685 But you're eatin' their food. That's good. 675 00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:32,022 Thought you would've known better. 676 00:45:34,191 --> 00:45:36,527 You ever hear what happens when you eat a fairy's food? 677 00:45:37,736 --> 00:45:39,530 You're in their debt now. 678 00:45:40,572 --> 00:45:42,449 Fuck the fairies. 679 00:45:42,616 --> 00:45:44,701 You gonna let him talk about us like that? 680 00:45:46,745 --> 00:45:49,415 I didn't spoil your appetite, did I, old man? 681 00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:53,043 Means I don't owe you anymore. 682 00:45:54,420 --> 00:45:57,381 Not a hair on my fuckin' arse. 683 00:46:01,718 --> 00:46:02,845 Don't. 684 00:46:03,011 --> 00:46:04,346 Get. 685 00:46:04,513 --> 00:46:06,557 In. The. 686 00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:09,476 Way. [ puts bottle down ] 687 00:46:11,979 --> 00:46:15,607 Let go of the spear. It's between me and Wednesday. 688 00:46:20,446 --> 00:46:22,072 Can't do that. 689 00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:25,701 - Clear the room! - SALIM: Please, friends... 690 00:46:25,868 --> 00:46:27,578 JINN: No! 691 00:46:29,037 --> 00:46:30,873 Give him this. 692 00:46:33,667 --> 00:46:36,253 [ dramatic music ] 693 00:46:37,921 --> 00:46:40,048 SWEENEY: Made me a promise, Shadow. 694 00:46:41,592 --> 00:46:43,051 I made him a promise. 695 00:46:43,218 --> 00:46:44,720 MR. WEDNESDAY: Sweeney made a promise; 696 00:46:44,887 --> 00:46:46,805 Shadow made a promise, Bilquis made a promise. 697 00:46:46,972 --> 00:46:49,141 We all make promises, huh? 698 00:46:49,308 --> 00:46:51,185 My promise to you is done. 699 00:46:51,351 --> 00:46:53,270 Debt cancelled, thanks to all that potato salad 700 00:46:53,437 --> 00:46:56,148 you been shoving down your fuckin' throat! 701 00:46:56,315 --> 00:46:59,401 If you know what's good for you, you'll put the spear down. 702 00:46:59,568 --> 00:47:03,363 You'll leave, you'll never look on any of us fucks again. 703 00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:07,451 No one's dyin' tonight, Sweeney. Let go of the spear. 704 00:47:08,911 --> 00:47:10,787 No. 705 00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:16,084 [ chair clattering ] 706 00:47:18,504 --> 00:47:20,422 I'm not gonna ask you again. 707 00:47:28,514 --> 00:47:31,517 [ fighting commotion ] 708 00:47:56,833 --> 00:47:59,127 [ groaning, coughing ] 709 00:48:11,890 --> 00:48:13,684 Can you feel the poison? 710 00:48:13,850 --> 00:48:15,686 [ both panting ] 711 00:48:16,937 --> 00:48:18,438 It's him. 712 00:48:19,773 --> 00:48:21,525 We're on the same side, Shadow. 713 00:48:24,403 --> 00:48:26,530 He's been lyin' to you from the start. 714 00:48:26,697 --> 00:48:30,450 Oh, shut the fuck up! [ groaning ] 715 00:48:31,535 --> 00:48:33,203 Your wife's car wreck? 716 00:48:34,246 --> 00:48:35,581 That was me. 717 00:48:37,374 --> 00:48:39,042 On Wednesday's orders. 718 00:48:40,919 --> 00:48:42,504 [ fork clinking ] 719 00:48:45,841 --> 00:48:48,010 Why would he kill Laura? 720 00:48:48,176 --> 00:48:51,722 He's using you, Shadow, like he uses everybody. 721 00:48:57,269 --> 00:49:00,188 Leave. Now. 722 00:49:00,355 --> 00:49:02,065 Fuck you. 723 00:49:02,232 --> 00:49:04,151 Fuck me? 724 00:49:04,318 --> 00:49:05,527 Yeah, fuck you. 725 00:49:05,694 --> 00:49:07,487 Fuck me. 726 00:49:10,616 --> 00:49:12,159 I fucked her... 727 00:49:13,910 --> 00:49:15,787 ...in New Orleans. 728 00:49:19,791 --> 00:49:21,960 [ shouting ] 729 00:49:22,127 --> 00:49:24,755 [ panting ] That true? Huh? 730 00:49:24,921 --> 00:49:26,798 [ planks clattering ] 731 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,845 Aaah! 732 00:49:42,648 --> 00:49:44,399 [ groaning ] 733 00:49:50,697 --> 00:49:53,200 [ groaning ] 734 00:49:58,372 --> 00:49:59,956 I'm so sorry. 735 00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:05,545 You owe me a coin, Moon Shadow. 736 00:50:08,715 --> 00:50:10,759 MR. WEDNESDAY: What a waste. 737 00:50:10,926 --> 00:50:13,303 I would've given you your battle. 738 00:50:13,470 --> 00:50:15,639 You were always my battle. 739 00:50:16,682 --> 00:50:18,850 [ groaning ] 740 00:50:19,017 --> 00:50:23,522 [ dramatic music ] 741 00:50:23,689 --> 00:50:26,608 [ coins tinkling ] 742 00:50:33,407 --> 00:50:37,202 Your spear is the sun's treasure now, 743 00:50:37,369 --> 00:50:39,413 you one-eyed cunt. 744 00:50:52,217 --> 00:50:54,177 I used to be a king. 745 00:50:59,182 --> 00:51:00,976 [ groaning ] 746 00:51:02,269 --> 00:51:05,981 [ soft choir music ]