1 00:00:04,130 --> 00:00:07,467 MAMA-JI: Ifrit, Grimnir needs you at the Corn Palace. 2 00:00:07,634 --> 00:00:09,302 Ask for Old Iktomi. 3 00:00:09,469 --> 00:00:11,012 - To what end? - Gungnir. 4 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:12,722 You're getting Fire-eyes and the fairy 5 00:00:12,889 --> 00:00:14,474 to fetch your fucking spear for ya? 6 00:00:14,641 --> 00:00:16,601 SALIM: I didn't picture the Corn Palace like this. 7 00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:19,020 In my head, it was a lot more yellow. Like corn. 8 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:21,314 JINN: Roadside attractions are all about the green. 9 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:25,443 This is an instrument of death. 10 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:27,529 JINN: That, my very old friend, 11 00:00:27,696 --> 00:00:30,240 is not your motherfucking concern. 12 00:00:34,411 --> 00:00:35,870 My spear? 13 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,580 MR. WEDNESDAY: Okay, gentlemen, 14 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:39,374 the King of the Dwarves awaits us! 15 00:00:39,541 --> 00:00:42,085 Alviss, son of Vindalf. 16 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:46,005 MR. WEDNESDAY: The wondrous Gungnir. 17 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:48,800 The runes require attention, Alfather. 18 00:00:48,967 --> 00:00:52,387 And rune carving is Dvalin's domain. 19 00:00:52,554 --> 00:00:53,596 [ thud ] 20 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:56,182 Have you seen that little bastard lately? 21 00:01:02,647 --> 00:01:04,774 [ theme music, techno ] 22 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:35,698 [ drum roll ] 23 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:39,327 [ background chatter ] 24 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:53,383 [ jazz music ] 25 00:03:11,401 --> 00:03:16,072 - [ applause and cheering ] - [ entrance music ] 26 00:03:21,411 --> 00:03:25,415 - ♪ I have a secret recipe ♪ - [ applause ] 27 00:03:25,582 --> 00:03:28,293 ♪ Concocted with much skill ♪ 28 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:31,963 ♪ And once you've tried my special dish ♪ 29 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:36,718 ♪ You'll never get your fill ♪ 30 00:03:37,719 --> 00:03:39,721 ♪ Take... ♪ 31 00:03:40,597 --> 00:03:46,269 ♪ Ten terrific girls but only nine costumes ♪ 32 00:03:46,895 --> 00:03:50,398 ♪ You're cooking up something grand ♪ 33 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:57,739 ♪ Mix in some amber light and elegant scenery ♪ 34 00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:02,535 ♪ Stir in a fine jazz band ♪ 35 00:04:03,828 --> 00:04:06,080 ♪ And add some funny men ♪ 36 00:04:06,664 --> 00:04:09,584 ♪ And pepper with laughter ♪ 37 00:04:09,751 --> 00:04:13,796 ♪ It's tart and tasty, I know ♪ 38 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:18,051 ♪ Then serve it piping hot ♪ 39 00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:21,012 ♪ And what have you got? ♪ 40 00:04:21,179 --> 00:04:25,934 ♪ A burlesque show ♪ 41 00:04:27,143 --> 00:04:29,854 WOMEN: ♪ Take ten terrific girls ♪ 42 00:04:30,021 --> 00:04:32,815 ♪ But only nine costumes ♪ 43 00:04:32,982 --> 00:04:38,237 ♪ And you're cooking up something grand ♪ 44 00:04:39,781 --> 00:04:41,842 MR. WEDNESDAY: Good evening! Welcome to the Regius Theater 45 00:04:41,866 --> 00:04:44,452 one and all, tonight, for your viewing pleasure, 46 00:04:44,619 --> 00:04:47,664 you know him, you love him, God of Hammers, 47 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:51,250 scourge of Ragnarok! Donar the Great! 48 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:55,421 [ cheering, applause ] 49 00:04:57,173 --> 00:05:00,551 She sings, she dances, but don't be fooled, guys, 50 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:03,262 she can shoot the balls off a flea at 50 yards. 51 00:05:03,429 --> 00:05:05,306 Miss Columbia! 52 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:09,268 - [ cheering, applause ] - [ gunshots ] 53 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:14,399 MR. WEDNESDAY: So, listen, stick around, sample it all. 54 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:16,693 There's something here for everyone 55 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:19,320 on the illuminated runway of joy! 56 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:23,992 ♪ A burlesque show ♪ 57 00:05:25,952 --> 00:05:29,330 [ holding the note ] ♪ Aaaa... ♪ 58 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:35,128 WOMEN: ♪ Serve it piping hot and what have you got? ♪ 59 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:38,339 ♪ A burlesque ♪ 60 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:44,262 ♪ A Grimnir burlesque show ♪ 61 00:05:47,015 --> 00:05:49,350 [ applause, cheering ] 62 00:05:57,275 --> 00:05:58,776 [ chuckling ] 63 00:05:58,943 --> 00:06:01,404 You and your date look gorgeous tonight, huh? 64 00:06:01,571 --> 00:06:02,822 [ chuckling ] 65 00:06:05,491 --> 00:06:06,993 MAN: Swell show, fella! 66 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:09,579 Oh. Thank you so much. Yeah. 67 00:06:09,746 --> 00:06:11,039 MAN: Mr. Grimnir! 68 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,750 [ background chatter ] 69 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,678 MR. WEDNESDAY: Bottle of our finest bubbly 70 00:06:25,845 --> 00:06:29,474 for Table number 3 over there. On the house. 71 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,226 [ soft jazz music ] 72 00:06:44,697 --> 00:06:46,074 Fill 'er up. 73 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,618 [ jazz continues ] 74 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:57,877 Hey. 75 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:01,255 - Hey! - [ music stops ] 76 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,008 There she is. 77 00:07:05,093 --> 00:07:06,594 You sleep okay? 78 00:07:07,637 --> 00:07:09,806 Hardly the Odinsleep, but... 79 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:12,767 it'll do for the task ahead. 80 00:07:12,934 --> 00:07:15,394 Mm. Thought you might've been dead. 81 00:07:16,646 --> 00:07:19,690 Playing dead convincingly is an underrated skill. 82 00:07:20,525 --> 00:07:23,486 Would you get my guitar out of the trunk, partner? 83 00:07:25,905 --> 00:07:27,323 [ sighing ] 84 00:07:28,366 --> 00:07:32,036 This day turns to shit... I'm outta here. 85 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:34,539 MR. WEDNESDAY: Would you lower your bark, Mr. Moon? 86 00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:36,582 This is a respectable neighborhood. 87 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:38,549 SHADOW: I thought we were looking for dwarves. 88 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:42,463 We are. Someone built a mall over their center of power 89 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:46,968 so they do what they have to to get by. In this case, retail. 90 00:07:47,135 --> 00:07:49,762 [ soft music ] 91 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:04,277 MR. WEDNESDAY: This used to be Gomorrah. 92 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:06,195 Hordes of teeny-boppers, 93 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:09,323 their insatiable desire for retail urges 94 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:12,243 stoked by every swipe of their daddy's credit card. 95 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:14,078 And now? Oh! 96 00:08:14,245 --> 00:08:16,497 Dies irm, dies illa, 97 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:18,916 Solvet saeclum in favilla, 98 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:21,544 Teste David cum Sibylla. Huh? 99 00:08:21,711 --> 00:08:24,088 To dead malls everywhere: 100 00:08:24,255 --> 00:08:27,758 may you rot in the detritus of your own cupidity! 101 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:29,719 SHADOW: Lower your bark, Wednesday. 102 00:08:29,886 --> 00:08:31,429 It's a respectable neighborhood. 103 00:08:34,599 --> 00:08:37,059 MR. WEDNESDAY: Sometimes you remind me of my son. 104 00:08:41,314 --> 00:08:42,523 Your son? 105 00:08:45,109 --> 00:08:46,235 Yeah. 106 00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:51,032 Come on. Let's go find Sindri and Dvalin. 107 00:08:54,327 --> 00:08:55,912 The war begins 108 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:59,123 and nobody sees it. 109 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:02,919 The storm lowers 110 00:09:04,879 --> 00:09:06,672 and nobody knows it. 111 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:11,677 A truck driver, in Denver, 112 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:17,266 killed by a rubber-gripped claw-headed hammer 113 00:09:18,476 --> 00:09:19,852 in his home. 114 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:25,024 A community of nine anchorites 115 00:09:25,191 --> 00:09:28,945 dead from carbon monoxide poisoning. 116 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:36,244 A lobster tank smashed in an Atlanta seafood restaurant. 117 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:40,998 Single attacks may light the spark. 118 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,170 But... 119 00:09:48,381 --> 00:09:52,510 [ techno music ] ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 120 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:03,771 [ music intensifies ] 121 00:10:03,938 --> 00:10:05,564 S'up? 122 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:07,441 MR. WORLD: Victory... 123 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:12,363 ...requires a power 124 00:10:13,239 --> 00:10:17,326 of breadth and scope. 125 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:24,292 Your worshippers harness their power. 126 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:30,673 Oh, yeah, totally. I can up my game. 127 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,258 Check this out. 128 00:10:33,551 --> 00:10:37,096 [ speaks foreign language ] 129 00:10:37,263 --> 00:10:40,850 [ techno music playing, bubbles popping ] 130 00:10:50,276 --> 00:10:53,362 [ cheering, light jazz music ] 131 00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:06,125 NANCY: Double up on that nipple tape, Ecdysiasts. 132 00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:08,294 Nobody coming here to see your areolas. 133 00:11:08,461 --> 00:11:12,506 It's Donar's moose knocker that brings all the boys to the yard. 134 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,258 [ chuckling ] 135 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:19,055 Whose shoes are these? 136 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:25,186 Whose fucking shoes are these? 137 00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:28,105 I don't work for you crackers! 138 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:31,400 I'm not the hired help around this bitch! 139 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:36,947 Somebody is goin' to break their skinny stripper neck 140 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:41,786 on account of those motherfucking shoes! 141 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,747 [ sighing ] 142 00:11:44,914 --> 00:11:46,457 Got my pressure up. 143 00:11:53,631 --> 00:11:55,508 [ clearing throat ] 144 00:11:55,674 --> 00:12:00,346 My queen? The nature of our arrangement is such 145 00:12:00,513 --> 00:12:04,934 that I get 20 percent of your worship. 146 00:12:05,101 --> 00:12:10,064 I should be smiling with a hard-on but, alas, 147 00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:12,358 I am not. 148 00:12:12,525 --> 00:12:15,528 Get yo' face out the mirror. 149 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:18,614 Get your ass on the stage! 150 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,991 I'm gonna count to seven 151 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,661 and I'm startin' at four! 152 00:12:23,828 --> 00:12:27,415 [ applause in the distance ] 153 00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:31,335 [ soft music ] 154 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,633 Here, let me. 155 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,892 [ man chuckling ] 156 00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:48,978 Do not arouse me, Columbia. 157 00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,355 If my sword were to get aloft on stage... 158 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,442 We'll get raided again, the club will close down, 159 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,652 we can go to California, land of opportunity! [ giggling ] 160 00:12:56,819 --> 00:13:00,239 I know you desire to leave Chicago, but I need more time. 161 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:03,742 I can't abandon Grimnir, not now. He needs me. 162 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:06,954 What he needs is a pony for his dog-and-pony show, 163 00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:09,039 and that's you, mister. 164 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,709 We do the same tired song and dance night after night, 165 00:13:11,876 --> 00:13:14,336 feeding off of cheap applause of drunken punters. 166 00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:17,214 But out west, we'd be free. 167 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,635 Come on, Donnie. 168 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,430 Don't you wanna get out of this two-bit peeler palace? 169 00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:28,225 Who knows if I'd even survive in California? 170 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,311 The frontier isn't exactly rife 171 00:13:30,478 --> 00:13:33,063 with Hessians and Vikings to pay my tribute. 172 00:13:33,439 --> 00:13:36,233 You're ridin' with Manifest Destiny, baby. 173 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,152 I am the West. 174 00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,613 I won't let anything happen to you. 175 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:47,203 I have a contract with Grimnir. 176 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,288 So do you. 177 00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:52,833 It's been 10 years, Donar. It's time to move on. 178 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:57,505 - Together. - [ applause in the distance ] 179 00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,549 [ lively jazz music ] 180 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,053 MR. WEDNESDAY: Good evening, young sir. 181 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:07,056 Well, if it isn't the top banana. 182 00:14:07,223 --> 00:14:10,100 Ladies, make this gentleman comfortable. Go on. 183 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,645 Snuggle up! Grimnir's the name. Al Grimnir. 184 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,730 Owner of this fine establishment. 185 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:20,861 Fine? Listen, pops, I've seen fine and this... 186 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,280 [ laughing ] ...ain't it. 187 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,449 You're a man of discriminating taste? Well, girls, 188 00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:28,035 you're just gonna have to convince him otherwise. 189 00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:30,162 This is Isamba 190 00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:32,915 and her enchanting sister, Gfjun, 191 00:14:33,082 --> 00:14:35,668 two of our most gifted showgirls. 192 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,504 [ purring ] I dunno, George. 193 00:14:39,255 --> 00:14:41,757 - It's Al. - Well, Al, 194 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,009 your bubbly's flat, your cherries are stale, 195 00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:47,304 and your girls... are cheaper than your suit. 196 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:52,101 Oh! [ laughing ] 197 00:14:52,268 --> 00:14:54,270 I was just leaving. 198 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,151 Oh, no, no, no. You can't leave, not just yet. 199 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,778 You're gonna miss our best act. 200 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,705 Besides, you might know us by our other name. 201 00:15:04,822 --> 00:15:06,907 We are the Ancient Ones. 202 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:12,162 The ones that paved the way so you kids could do your thing. 203 00:15:13,122 --> 00:15:16,875 [ phone ringing ] 204 00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,211 That's for you. 205 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:23,591 [ ringing ] 206 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,599 [ indistinct dialogue on the phone ] 207 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,100 Yeah... 208 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:36,228 Great. Mm-hmm. 209 00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:39,148 I am. 210 00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:42,818 Look, it's as good as done. No need... 211 00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:45,237 [ indistinct dialogue on the phone ] 212 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:48,782 Yeah, I won't. Ciao. [ hangs up ] 213 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,577 You're still here. 214 00:15:51,744 --> 00:15:53,829 You guys, you've got your fingers on the pulse 215 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,707 but what happens when people find a new way to communicate, 216 00:15:56,874 --> 00:16:00,294 huh, and this thing becomes obsolete? 217 00:16:00,461 --> 00:16:02,254 No way, gramps. 218 00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:06,133 - Ma Bell is here to stay. - Oh, I admire your confidence. 219 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,136 But when - and I mean "when" - 220 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:13,307 a new shiny thing comes along and these wires 221 00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:17,311 and dials and Bakelite all hit the skids, 222 00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:19,688 you are gonna need some 223 00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:24,026 real power on your side. 224 00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,296 [ soft explosion on stage, crowd exclaiming and cheering ] 225 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,030 Time to go to work. 226 00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:32,284 MR. WEDNESDAY: Ladies and gentlemen! 227 00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:35,871 Joey Alameda and the Hot Box Seven! 228 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:39,792 The band, huh? Come on, guys, take a bow. The band. 229 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,020 Okay, that's enough. We wouldn't want to get them too excited. 230 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,962 They'll want more money. 231 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:47,424 Our next performer, he's sharp as a tack, strong as an ox, 232 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,510 and a big hit 233 00:16:49,677 --> 00:16:52,596 not just with the ladies in our audience, I hear, huh? 234 00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:55,015 - [ laughter ] - So! 235 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,975 Putting the scandal in Scandinavia 236 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,852 since time immemorial, 237 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,313 let's give a big hand for my boy! 238 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,191 Donar the Great! 239 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:07,236 [ burlesque music ] 240 00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:22,543 [ melody of Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries playing ] 241 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:26,672 [ cheering, applause ] 242 00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,554 [ cheering, applause ] 243 00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:37,015 So... [ continues talking ] 244 00:18:07,463 --> 00:18:09,548 Whoo! 245 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,644 Excuse me, sir, are you the manager? 246 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,730 Why, you wanna buy a club? [ chuckling ] 247 00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:26,815 No. My colleagues and I 248 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:29,234 would like to have a word with you about your strongman. 249 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:32,946 Oh, well, tell me, wh-why do you wear the flanged thwarts? 250 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,032 Sorry? 251 00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:38,452 The angle cross of fylfot. The rune on Gunnvaldr's stone. 252 00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:40,621 Oh, my armband? 253 00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:42,915 It's the symbol of our organization. 254 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,792 The Friends of New Germany. 255 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,796 Oh, right. 256 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,881 I wasn't aware she'd landed on our shores. 257 00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:52,549 [ chuckling ] 258 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:55,636 The name's Manfred. May I buy you a drink? 259 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,096 Yeah. 260 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,682 Why not? 261 00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:11,193 I'm sorry, Alfather, but you're wasting your time. 262 00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:14,321 I ought to throttle Alviss for sending you here. 263 00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:17,825 He knows Dvalin isn't capable of what you ask. 264 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,160 MR. WEDNESDAY: I never expected to hear such defeat 265 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,246 in the voice of the one they call... 266 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,915 ...Spark-Sprayer. 267 00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:27,543 I fear my giant of a brother 268 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:31,505 has sent you here to humiliate me, my lord. 269 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:35,592 What was broken can and must be repaired, 270 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:39,346 my dwarfish friend, for the sake of the future. 271 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:44,476 What say you, Son of Ymir? Wanna etch my runes? 272 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,729 SINDRI: Alviss didn't tell you everything, I see. 273 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,815 MR. WEDNESDAY: What's wrong with him? 274 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,441 SINDRI: Same damn thing 275 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,443 that's wrong with the rest of our kind: 276 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:57,030 he's meeting his fate sooner than most. 277 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,277 He's working now. Why doesn't he just etch the spear? 278 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,411 Oh, Sindri, this is my associate, Shadow. 279 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,998 Shadow, you say? 280 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:12,212 I'm afraid it's not that simple, my lord. 281 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,340 The strength to etch runes of war 282 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:18,510 would require an artifact of great power. 283 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,388 Oh, how great? 284 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,402 SINDRI: Turn it over. 285 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,748 [ both chuckling ] 286 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,003 Fucking dwarves. 287 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,465 All this for a leather jacket? 288 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:59,426 Lou Reed's leather jacket! 289 00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:02,262 It's the most powerful item in the whole mall. 290 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,222 Great. 291 00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:08,769 Look, just buy the jacket, 292 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:10,646 get Chatty back there to etch the spear, 293 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,492 and we're back in Cairo in time for dinner. 294 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,484 I'm not spending one cent of my hard-earned money 295 00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:16,318 on fucking dwarves. 296 00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,529 What do you wanna do? 297 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,580 No. 298 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:34,544 Take good care of that. We shall return. 299 00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:40,842 Maybe y'all shouldn't dance. Maybe y'all should just pose. 300 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,928 - I got it. Whoa! - MR. WEDNESDAY: Donar. 301 00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:45,095 These gentlemen are from the Friends of New Germany 302 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,099 with a proposition for you, 303 00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:49,851 which I thoroughly endorse. Manfred, this is Donar. 304 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:53,438 A pleasure to meet you, Donar. We really enjoyed your act. 305 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,565 I shall listen to your proposition. 306 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,151 Well, we wanna sponsor an American 307 00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,903 for the World Weightlifting Championship 308 00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:01,446 in Chicago this year 309 00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:03,448 and when we saw you out there on that stage, 310 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,492 we knew you were our guy. 311 00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:08,412 You see, we're an organization with American values. 312 00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,205 And we see those values in you. 313 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,874 Strength, confidence, good breeding. 314 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,210 - Donnie, what's your last name? - I don't have one. 315 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,295 - Odinson. - Finnish? 316 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,881 No, no, no, no, no. You carry on, Manfred, carry on. 317 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,925 Sign on with us, we'll take care of everything. 318 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:24,092 All you have to do is show up and bring the muscle. 319 00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,388 - MANFRED: Interested? - MR. WEDNESDAY: Of course he is. 320 00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:28,473 MANFRED: Great. So, we'll feed you, 321 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,702 we'll put you up, give you a little shave and a haircut. 322 00:22:30,726 --> 00:22:33,562 All you have to do is just lift the heavy things. 323 00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:39,568 I accept your proposition, Fiend of Germany. 324 00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:42,029 - Friend of Germany. - [ laughs ] 325 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,906 - Friend. - That's my boy! 326 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:48,869 Wonderful. Oh, well, be at this address tomorrow at 1:00 327 00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:50,662 and we'll get started. 328 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:53,832 Oh, we'll be there with bells on. 329 00:22:57,294 --> 00:23:00,464 Oh ho! Hot dog! Donar Odinson. You know what this means? 330 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,466 They want me to be their champion. 331 00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:04,551 Oh, no. It's much more than that. 332 00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,470 Oh, this is... this is a resurrection! 333 00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:08,221 Those jackbooted idiots will elevate you 334 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,098 to your former glory! 335 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:12,893 What do you think, my dear, huh? Can't you see my son, 336 00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:15,395 towering over the Windy City with his hammer? 337 00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:20,192 Oh, lesser Gods and New Gods could only dream of such glory, 338 00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:21,985 such godly magnificence. 339 00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:25,030 You are gonna elevate our entire pantheon. 340 00:23:26,323 --> 00:23:28,408 Why were they wearing the flanged thwarts? 341 00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:31,411 They were Nazis, weren't they? 342 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,663 They're sheep in search of a shepherd. 343 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:36,917 Like he is a God in search of worshippers. 344 00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:39,503 Make me proud, my son. 345 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,465 - [ chuckling ] Oh, yes! - [ door shuts ] 346 00:23:43,632 --> 00:23:46,176 [ sighing ] American Nazis. 347 00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:49,888 Well, you heard Grimnir. It's a resurrection. 348 00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:52,682 But they frighten me, Donnie. 349 00:23:55,811 --> 00:23:58,688 They're only men. They're nothing to be afraid of. 350 00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:01,233 I shall win the Championships, 351 00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:04,236 and all across the country they'll be chanting my name. 352 00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:06,655 Even as far away as California. 353 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:10,158 California. 354 00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:15,038 I will win. And when I do, we can go wherever we want. 355 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:20,669 Donnie, do ya mean it? Do ya really mean it? 356 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,258 I guess you do mean it. 357 00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:30,262 Now, scram. I gotta get dressed. 358 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,723 [ applause and cheering ] 359 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:36,643 [ big band music ] 360 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:40,730 ♪ Wildcat Kelly looking mighty pale ♪ 361 00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:43,608 ♪ Was standing by the sheriff's side ♪ 362 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:48,738 ♪ And when that sheriff said, "I'm sending you to jail" ♪ 363 00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:51,491 ♪ Wildcat raised his head and cried ♪ 364 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:56,663 ♪ "Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above ♪ 365 00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:59,666 ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ 366 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:05,130 ♪ Let me ride through the wide-open country that I love ♪ 367 00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:07,841 ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ 368 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:13,013 ♪ Let me be by myself in the evening breeze ♪ 369 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:17,267 ♪ Listen to the murmurs of the cottonwood trees ♪ 370 00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:21,313 ♪ Send me off forever but I ask you please ♪ 371 00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:23,815 ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ 372 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:25,984 ♪ Just turn me loose ♪ 373 00:25:26,151 --> 00:25:28,111 ♪ Let me straddle my own saddle ♪ 374 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:31,114 ♪ Underneath the western skies ♪ 375 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:36,411 ♪ On my cayuse let me wander over yonder ♪ 376 00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:39,998 ♪ 'Til I see the mountains rise ♪ 377 00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:46,004 ♪ I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences ♪ 378 00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:49,925 ♪ Gaze at the moon until I lose my senses ♪ 379 00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:54,179 ♪ Can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences ♪ 380 00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:56,598 ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ 381 00:25:56,765 --> 00:25:58,683 [ music continues ] 382 00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:01,144 [ crowd whistling ] 383 00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:06,274 Don't fence me in! 384 00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:20,538 MAN: Take it all off! 385 00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:31,174 ♪ Just turn me loose ♪ 386 00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:33,301 ♪ Let me straddle my own saddle ♪ 387 00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:36,930 ♪ Underneath the western skies ♪ 388 00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:41,268 ♪ On my cayuse let me wander over yonder ♪ 389 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:45,146 ♪ 'Til I see the mountains rise ♪ 390 00:26:45,313 --> 00:26:48,441 ♪ I want to ride to the ridge ♪ 391 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:51,027 ♪ Where the west commences ♪ 392 00:26:51,194 --> 00:26:54,948 ♪ Gaze at the moon 'til I lose my senses ♪ 393 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:59,202 ♪ Can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences ♪ 394 00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:05,000 ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ 395 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:10,797 [ applause, cheering ] 396 00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:15,802 [ country music playing ] 397 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:20,015 ♪ Woke up to the sound of pouring rain ♪ 398 00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:24,811 ♪ The wind would whisper and I'd think of you... ♪ 399 00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:30,817 MR. WEDNESDAY: He was a moody Jewish kid from Long Island. 400 00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:34,404 A destructive, drug-addled genius who defined an era 401 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:37,365 by dredging the depths of his soul 402 00:27:37,532 --> 00:27:40,660 and setting them to the music of a badly tuned guitar. 403 00:27:41,244 --> 00:27:45,457 Oh, this jacket has rubbed shoulders with David Bowie, 404 00:27:45,623 --> 00:27:48,126 Grace Jones, Iggy Pop, Patti Smith. 405 00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:51,588 - MAN: Wow! - And it simply must be mine. 406 00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:53,673 What? No way. You're a... 407 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,759 - Bishop? - Yeah! 408 00:27:55,925 --> 00:27:57,927 Hammersmith. Drove all the way up from Lincoln 409 00:27:58,094 --> 00:27:59,763 just to see it in person. 410 00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:02,640 Now you know my name and my other passion, Carl. 411 00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:05,127 CARL: Well, I'll be. I just... I never thought I'd sell Lou 412 00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:07,437 to a man of the cloth. You're a super fan, huh? 413 00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:11,858 Oh, yeah. Oh, I've had my wild times, though, in the past. 414 00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:13,943 Great rock and roll, like faith, 415 00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:16,988 can never really be shaken from the viscera of one's soul. 416 00:28:17,155 --> 00:28:20,241 Yeah, tell me about it. I'm a Chili's fan myself. 417 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:22,577 I loved 'em in high school; I love 'em now. 418 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:25,038 My band does a sick cover of "Otherside." 419 00:28:25,997 --> 00:28:28,083 Yeah, man. Here she is. 420 00:28:28,249 --> 00:28:31,336 A jacket worn and signed by Lou Reed himself. 421 00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:34,881 All for the low retail cost of $7,500. 422 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:36,758 Cash or charge? 423 00:28:40,178 --> 00:28:41,471 Cash? 424 00:28:43,181 --> 00:28:46,810 Cash. Okay. [ chuckling ] Wow. You wanna try this puppy on? 425 00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,895 Is Martin Luther a Lutheran? 426 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:50,730 Yes? 427 00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:53,858 - I have no idea. - [ laughter ] 428 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:57,028 - Let's do this thing. - All right. 429 00:28:58,696 --> 00:29:00,615 CARL: Eight, nine, ten is seven, 430 00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,992 and one, two, three, four, five makes us even. 431 00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:04,994 I'm just gonna check these last few bills 432 00:29:05,161 --> 00:29:06,788 and I'll write you a receipt, okay? 433 00:29:06,955 --> 00:29:09,207 MR. WEDNESDAY: Tell me, do you guys work on commission? 434 00:29:09,374 --> 00:29:11,084 No. Afraid not. 435 00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:15,171 Perhaps you'd accept this as a tip, then. 436 00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:18,007 I really shouldn't. 437 00:29:18,508 --> 00:29:20,593 But, yeah, bless you, Bishop. 438 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,720 - No, bless you, Carl. - Hands up, Al. 439 00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:26,266 Oh, buddy! What are you doing? This man's a bishop! 440 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:29,394 Yeah, and I'm Beyoncé. Cuff him, boys. 441 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:33,940 Appreciate it. I'm Agent Andy Haddock. 442 00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:35,984 United States Secret Service. 443 00:29:36,151 --> 00:29:39,279 - What's this man wanted for? - Counterfeiting. 444 00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:42,449 Out here circulating fake bills all across the Midwest. 445 00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:44,784 Well, I checked his bills and they're real. 446 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:48,580 - You use an iodine pen? - Yeah. 447 00:29:48,746 --> 00:29:50,206 Well, that's your problem. 448 00:29:50,373 --> 00:29:52,435 Al here's using a fiber-based paper for his fake bills 449 00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:54,961 so pen don't catch 'em. Can I check some bills here? 450 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:57,422 Yeah. 451 00:30:02,552 --> 00:30:03,803 Thank you. 452 00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:07,557 These are good. These are getting real... 453 00:30:07,724 --> 00:30:09,809 You're getting real good at this, ain't you, Al? 454 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:13,062 But, uh, yeah, lemme see. 455 00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:18,067 Here you go. 456 00:30:18,234 --> 00:30:20,028 See where he springs for the paper... 457 00:30:23,406 --> 00:30:25,200 ...skimps on the ink. 458 00:30:26,868 --> 00:30:28,328 Well, I'll be. 459 00:30:30,288 --> 00:30:31,664 This everything? 460 00:30:33,124 --> 00:30:36,085 Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. 461 00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:38,546 - MR. WEDNESDAY: May I say... - Would you shut up? 462 00:30:38,713 --> 00:30:40,753 Gentlemen, could you please just give me some space? 463 00:30:40,798 --> 00:30:42,342 I appreciate that. 464 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,178 Oh, ah, what about the jacket? 465 00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:47,388 I'm sorry, but that's evidence now. 466 00:30:47,555 --> 00:30:50,099 In fact, you'll have to get down the local police station. 467 00:30:50,266 --> 00:30:53,019 They'll be able to tell you when you get all this back. 468 00:30:53,186 --> 00:30:57,899 You get any problems, you just give them my name. 469 00:31:00,109 --> 00:31:01,194 Okay. 470 00:31:02,195 --> 00:31:03,821 - And Carl? - Yeah. 471 00:31:04,822 --> 00:31:06,491 You did real good today. 472 00:31:06,658 --> 00:31:08,409 On behalf of the United States Government, 473 00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:11,496 you have served your country. 474 00:31:19,712 --> 00:31:22,090 [ chuckling ] Wasn't sure how the Bishop Game 475 00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:24,175 was gonna play to a modern crowd 476 00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:27,095 but that wasn't half bad, huh? 477 00:31:27,595 --> 00:31:30,682 No. We'll just hide out here until the mall closes. 478 00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:33,059 Yeah. Then we'll take the jacket to Dvalin. 479 00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:35,687 May I say how terrific you were back there, Agent Haddock? 480 00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:37,855 Now, will you uncuff me, please? 481 00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:42,068 How 'bout first you tell me about that son of yours? 482 00:31:46,072 --> 00:31:47,865 This an interrogation? 483 00:31:48,783 --> 00:31:50,326 Yeah. Maybe. 484 00:31:54,831 --> 00:31:56,457 Answer the question. 485 00:31:58,585 --> 00:31:59,961 Former son. 486 00:32:01,004 --> 00:32:02,130 He died. 487 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:06,843 From what I've read, Thor was the son of Odin. 488 00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:14,058 Donar was his... taken name. Germanic for thunder. 489 00:32:14,225 --> 00:32:16,311 And, yes, you remind me of him. 490 00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:18,980 Spitting image. 491 00:32:19,147 --> 00:32:20,607 No, no. 492 00:32:21,357 --> 00:32:23,276 Many, many shades lighter 493 00:32:23,443 --> 00:32:27,238 but you do share many... similar characteristics. 494 00:32:29,741 --> 00:32:33,453 I don't understand. I don't get it. How does Thor die? 495 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:35,538 Zorya, I understand. 496 00:32:35,705 --> 00:32:37,705 She didn't have any believers left, it makes sense. 497 00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:39,500 But Thor? Everybody knows who Thor is. 498 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,794 Why didn't he come back? 499 00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:49,260 There are certain deaths our kind cannot come back from. 500 00:32:51,888 --> 00:32:53,723 What kind of deaths are those? 501 00:32:58,102 --> 00:33:00,104 This interrogation is over. 502 00:33:01,731 --> 00:33:04,609 [ mournful music ] 503 00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:18,748 MAN: How high will he rise? 504 00:33:18,915 --> 00:33:20,833 America's golden boy does it again. 505 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,672 [ overlapping radio reports ] 506 00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:30,176 MAN: Donar strikes again! 507 00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:32,345 MAN 2: The world's strongest man! America's pride. 508 00:33:32,512 --> 00:33:35,264 MAN: Donnie Odinson, representing America! 509 00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:39,936 MANFRED: I hope you'll consider my proposal 510 00:33:40,103 --> 00:33:42,230 very carefully, Mr. Odinson. 511 00:33:42,939 --> 00:33:47,402 I wouldn't want you, or your friends, to regret it. 512 00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:50,405 Good day. 513 00:33:53,908 --> 00:33:55,535 [ grunting ] 514 00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:57,245 [ steam hissing ] 515 00:33:57,995 --> 00:34:02,709 NANCY: It helps if you breathe in slow, like this... 516 00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:08,381 And then breathe out, very slow, 517 00:34:09,549 --> 00:34:11,050 through your mouth. 518 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:12,969 Also helps to count: 519 00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:17,974 one, two, three... 520 00:34:19,308 --> 00:34:21,477 You can laugh, scream, cry, 521 00:34:21,644 --> 00:34:23,688 take your hammer and bust somebody head wide 522 00:34:23,855 --> 00:34:25,857 the fuck open 'til the white show. 523 00:34:26,023 --> 00:34:27,567 [ chuckling ] 524 00:34:28,526 --> 00:34:30,111 You got plenty of choices. 525 00:34:31,404 --> 00:34:35,533 But first, you have got to get a hold of yourself. 526 00:34:36,492 --> 00:34:38,035 It's Manfred. 527 00:34:38,202 --> 00:34:40,830 He demands I lose to the German contestant. 528 00:34:40,997 --> 00:34:42,915 He wants me to let Germany win. 529 00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:44,834 I'm sorry, Donar. 530 00:34:46,461 --> 00:34:47,712 I'm sorry. 531 00:34:47,879 --> 00:34:49,422 Why? 532 00:34:50,381 --> 00:34:51,883 You know why. 533 00:34:52,049 --> 00:34:54,635 I'm stronger than the German; everyone knows that! 534 00:34:54,802 --> 00:34:57,054 Why would they sponsor me just to have me lose? 535 00:34:57,221 --> 00:34:59,599 [ chuckling ] 536 00:35:01,559 --> 00:35:03,227 Let me tell you a story... 537 00:35:03,978 --> 00:35:08,065 ...about why they'd want you to be their Zarathustra. 538 00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:13,154 Once upon a time, there was a little boy god 539 00:35:13,321 --> 00:35:18,659 born into a woman's world, where male gods could not rule. 540 00:35:18,826 --> 00:35:23,206 The goddess of all goddesses loved the little boy god. 541 00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:27,710 She favored him but, still, he could not rule. 542 00:35:29,504 --> 00:35:32,507 The boy did not accept his fate. 543 00:35:32,673 --> 00:35:36,469 He traveled through time to a world 544 00:35:36,636 --> 00:35:39,889 where men were in charge, so that he could rule. 545 00:35:40,848 --> 00:35:42,725 He made a deal with man 546 00:35:42,892 --> 00:35:46,604 to steal fire lances from the gods. 547 00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:49,440 Man took that fire... 548 00:35:50,441 --> 00:35:53,986 ...and blazed a path to the world of women 549 00:35:54,153 --> 00:35:56,239 where the boy came from. 550 00:35:57,532 --> 00:36:00,952 They raped. They killed. 551 00:36:02,495 --> 00:36:05,873 They attempted to destroy his homeland. 552 00:36:08,626 --> 00:36:11,170 I am that boy. 553 00:36:13,798 --> 00:36:17,802 My homeland still exists. 554 00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:22,056 But not for me. 555 00:36:24,934 --> 00:36:28,020 I understand, but if I win the championship... 556 00:36:28,187 --> 00:36:31,190 You don't want to win the championship! 557 00:36:31,357 --> 00:36:33,860 - That's not true. - Rumor has it... 558 00:36:34,735 --> 00:36:38,239 ...you didn't even want to carry your hammer on stage. 559 00:36:38,406 --> 00:36:42,577 Now you want to be the champion of a rigged game? 560 00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:49,959 There is no honor in that. 561 00:36:50,626 --> 00:36:53,212 Stop giving away your worship, boy. 562 00:36:53,546 --> 00:36:55,673 You are not like them. 563 00:36:56,757 --> 00:36:58,426 You are different. 564 00:37:00,136 --> 00:37:03,306 You are beautiful. Hmm? 565 00:37:04,765 --> 00:37:06,142 WOMAN: Donar. 566 00:37:10,479 --> 00:37:12,064 Good night, Nancy. 567 00:37:17,028 --> 00:37:18,779 Alright now. 568 00:37:29,624 --> 00:37:32,335 Dvalin, son of Ymir. 569 00:37:33,461 --> 00:37:35,212 Let this give you strength. 570 00:37:35,379 --> 00:37:37,924 [ Lou Reed sings ] ♪ Vicious ♪ 571 00:37:39,216 --> 00:37:41,594 ♪ You hit me with a flower ♪ 572 00:37:43,054 --> 00:37:45,431 ♪ You do it every hour ♪ 573 00:37:46,515 --> 00:37:50,436 ♪ Oh, baby, you're so vicious ♪ 574 00:37:52,396 --> 00:37:54,690 ♪ Vicious... ♪ 575 00:37:54,857 --> 00:37:57,902 [ foreign language ] 576 00:37:59,695 --> 00:38:02,531 [ foreign language ] 577 00:38:03,574 --> 00:38:05,910 [ continues speaking foreign language ] 578 00:38:08,704 --> 00:38:11,749 [ foreign language ] 579 00:38:13,501 --> 00:38:16,462 [ foreign language ] 580 00:38:18,255 --> 00:38:20,383 [ foreign language ] 581 00:38:22,176 --> 00:38:26,973 [ foreign language ] 582 00:38:30,643 --> 00:38:32,478 She's ready to be healed. 583 00:38:34,730 --> 00:38:36,232 ♪ You're so vicious ♪ 584 00:38:37,984 --> 00:38:40,069 ♪ You're just so vicious ♪ 585 00:38:46,075 --> 00:38:47,910 My swaying one. 586 00:38:51,288 --> 00:38:53,290 You started the first war. 587 00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:56,293 You will finish the last. 588 00:38:57,878 --> 00:38:59,588 One more step. 589 00:39:01,549 --> 00:39:04,802 With you, I will not fail. 590 00:39:04,969 --> 00:39:07,054 ♪ Vicious ♪ 591 00:39:07,221 --> 00:39:10,057 [ alarm sounding ] 592 00:39:10,224 --> 00:39:13,811 O-M-G, could this be any more analog? 593 00:39:16,063 --> 00:39:18,566 ♪ But, baby, you're so vicious ♪ 594 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,320 [ alarm stops ] 595 00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:26,198 What the F was that? 596 00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:29,243 MR. WORLD: The runes have been etched. 597 00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:33,873 Things are happening ahead of schedule. 598 00:39:34,915 --> 00:39:37,626 NEW MEDIA: Oh. So, like... how much ahead? 599 00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:39,837 'Cause I'm gonna need more tech support 600 00:39:40,004 --> 00:39:42,173 if you wanna live-stream before the launch date. 601 00:39:44,341 --> 00:39:47,303 Then you shall have it. 602 00:39:48,262 --> 00:39:51,766 The fellows in the Valley assure me 603 00:39:51,932 --> 00:39:55,186 that our new friend... 604 00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:58,981 ...will be ready in time. 605 00:40:01,358 --> 00:40:04,779 MR. WORLD: The wind stirs the branches in the trees. 606 00:40:09,867 --> 00:40:12,912 The storm is coming. 607 00:40:14,330 --> 00:40:17,875 [ big band music ] 608 00:40:31,305 --> 00:40:33,099 You missed my act. 609 00:40:34,809 --> 00:40:37,228 [ drops weights ] I needed to clear my head. 610 00:40:38,896 --> 00:40:40,731 What's going on, Donar? 611 00:40:45,111 --> 00:40:47,947 [ intense romantic music ] 612 00:40:53,536 --> 00:40:55,162 We should go to California. 613 00:40:55,329 --> 00:40:58,624 - Now. Tonight. - Oh, Donnie! Are you serious? 614 00:41:04,547 --> 00:41:06,465 It'll be the adventure of a lifetime. 615 00:41:06,632 --> 00:41:08,551 We'll hop on a bus and wake up on the open road. 616 00:41:08,717 --> 00:41:11,220 Just meet me at the backstage door after the last show. 617 00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:17,560 I pledge myself to you, Columbia. 618 00:41:17,726 --> 00:41:19,436 And I you, Donar. 619 00:41:22,148 --> 00:41:25,901 [ crows cawing ] 620 00:41:26,068 --> 00:41:28,529 [ music playing, Columbia humming along ] 621 00:41:32,616 --> 00:41:34,493 - [ knocking ] - MR. WEDNESDAY: Columbia, dear. 622 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:36,328 Uh, one minute, Al! 623 00:41:37,663 --> 00:41:39,456 - MR. WEDNESDAY: Key. - [ keys jangle ] 624 00:41:45,212 --> 00:41:46,755 Come on in. 625 00:41:47,798 --> 00:41:49,717 I want to introduce you to a friend of mine. 626 00:41:49,884 --> 00:41:51,802 He's also a big fan of yours. 627 00:41:51,969 --> 00:41:53,888 I've been looking for that thing everywhere! 628 00:41:54,054 --> 00:41:56,015 - You naughty boy, you. - Columbia, 629 00:41:56,182 --> 00:41:57,975 the pleasure is mine. 630 00:41:59,602 --> 00:42:02,062 - What are you? - The future. 631 00:42:03,689 --> 00:42:05,316 Your future. 632 00:42:05,482 --> 00:42:07,943 MR. WEDNESDAY: He's got a proposition for you, 633 00:42:08,110 --> 00:42:10,279 which I thoroughly endorse. 634 00:42:15,117 --> 00:42:17,119 The country, as you probably know, 635 00:42:17,286 --> 00:42:19,496 is on the brink of another war. 636 00:42:20,497 --> 00:42:22,875 Is it? I've been out of the loop. 637 00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:26,837 America needs a goddess of substance 638 00:42:27,004 --> 00:42:29,089 to take us into the fight. 639 00:42:30,049 --> 00:42:33,844 My associates and I know all about you. 640 00:42:34,011 --> 00:42:36,555 Hoo, boy! 641 00:42:36,722 --> 00:42:39,141 You were doing great until 642 00:42:39,308 --> 00:42:43,395 Mademoiselle Liberty came along and stole your thunder. 643 00:42:45,814 --> 00:42:48,734 You're surviving... for now. 644 00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:51,862 Thanks to Al here. 645 00:42:52,488 --> 00:42:56,700 But pretty soon, the people will forget 646 00:42:56,867 --> 00:42:58,994 and no amount of sequins will stop 647 00:42:59,161 --> 00:43:01,622 that fantastic rack of yours 648 00:43:01,789 --> 00:43:03,874 from going the way of the dodo. 649 00:43:06,585 --> 00:43:08,295 She's Roman, actually. 650 00:43:08,462 --> 00:43:10,923 - What? - Libertas. 651 00:43:11,090 --> 00:43:13,300 Resurrected by the French as a gift to the Americans. 652 00:43:13,467 --> 00:43:15,386 - Funny old world. - [ lighter flicks ] 653 00:43:15,552 --> 00:43:19,265 Hm. Roman, French... 654 00:43:19,431 --> 00:43:21,558 Whatever. 655 00:43:21,725 --> 00:43:24,270 It's the American way of life we're concerned about. 656 00:43:24,436 --> 00:43:28,023 And we believe you have the power to save it. 657 00:43:28,899 --> 00:43:32,194 With a-a little less... 658 00:43:33,404 --> 00:43:34,822 Buffalo Bill... 659 00:43:34,989 --> 00:43:36,740 [ laughing ] 660 00:43:36,907 --> 00:43:41,662 And a little more Our Lady of the War Effort. 661 00:43:50,129 --> 00:43:52,172 I need a minute to think about it. 662 00:43:57,761 --> 00:44:00,889 Take as much time as you need. 663 00:44:01,056 --> 00:44:02,558 [ door opens ] 664 00:44:10,399 --> 00:44:11,942 I need to speak with Donar. 665 00:44:12,109 --> 00:44:14,778 He left with the Germans. Didn't he talk to you? 666 00:44:14,945 --> 00:44:16,864 [ soft piano music ] 667 00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:20,117 - Left? - Boy's ship came in. 668 00:44:20,284 --> 00:44:23,787 I guess he's busy building his immortality. 669 00:44:26,957 --> 00:44:29,668 That's what you should do, too. 670 00:44:29,835 --> 00:44:32,838 Manifest your own destiny. 671 00:44:37,801 --> 00:44:39,094 [ door closes ] 672 00:44:53,484 --> 00:44:55,069 Where are you off? 673 00:44:58,197 --> 00:45:00,324 I'm going to California with Columbia. 674 00:45:01,367 --> 00:45:03,994 - What about the championship? - I won't be their puppet. 675 00:45:04,161 --> 00:45:07,039 Humans serve us, not the other way around. 676 00:45:07,915 --> 00:45:10,459 Don't be stupid, Donar; worship is worship. 677 00:45:10,626 --> 00:45:14,421 No! I will forge my own path with the woman I love 678 00:45:14,588 --> 00:45:16,965 and our children will populate the western lands. 679 00:45:17,132 --> 00:45:18,884 [ chuckling ] 680 00:45:19,051 --> 00:45:22,429 I... I don't know how to tell you this but, um... 681 00:45:23,472 --> 00:45:25,265 she ain't coming. 682 00:45:26,392 --> 00:45:29,144 What do you mean? Of course she is. 683 00:45:29,311 --> 00:45:33,023 Columbia has decided to explore other opportunities. 684 00:45:33,190 --> 00:45:36,860 You did this. You used your charms on her! 685 00:45:37,027 --> 00:45:38,946 I wish that I had, my son, 686 00:45:39,113 --> 00:45:41,281 then I could reverse them, but look on the bright side: 687 00:45:41,448 --> 00:45:45,077 the liberation has enabled you to fulfill your destiny. 688 00:45:45,244 --> 00:45:49,039 Throw the match. Secure the worship! 689 00:45:49,206 --> 00:45:50,791 No, Father. 690 00:45:50,958 --> 00:45:52,751 No? 691 00:45:55,921 --> 00:45:59,716 No? Oh, yes. You will do this. 692 00:45:59,883 --> 00:46:03,262 Otherwise, there's no place in the theater for you. 693 00:46:03,429 --> 00:46:05,639 You think you have a show without me? 694 00:46:06,432 --> 00:46:08,267 It's me they come to see. 695 00:46:08,434 --> 00:46:11,353 Me! Donar the Great! 696 00:46:16,525 --> 00:46:20,946 [ epic music ] 697 00:46:21,989 --> 00:46:25,117 [ thunder crashing ] 698 00:46:26,452 --> 00:46:28,704 Do not disrespect me, son. 699 00:46:29,204 --> 00:46:31,415 Remove the charm you put on Columbia. 700 00:46:31,582 --> 00:46:33,834 Charms do not work on our own kind. 701 00:46:34,376 --> 00:46:36,336 Columbia has chosen to make something of her life, 702 00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:38,255 unlike my coward of a son. 703 00:46:38,422 --> 00:46:40,090 Or my failure of a father! 704 00:47:03,572 --> 00:47:07,910 [ dramatic music ] 705 00:47:13,123 --> 00:47:14,708 Such strength... 706 00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:18,754 only a fraction of what's to come. 707 00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:27,221 Oh, my boy, power like this you cannot walk away from! 708 00:47:30,599 --> 00:47:31,850 Goodbye, Father. 709 00:47:34,186 --> 00:47:37,564 No!!! 710 00:48:03,757 --> 00:48:05,634 SHADOW: If I, uh... 711 00:48:07,052 --> 00:48:09,721 If I upset you back there... 712 00:48:09,888 --> 00:48:11,557 It wasn't you. 713 00:48:12,599 --> 00:48:14,726 Ghosts from the past. 714 00:48:23,235 --> 00:48:25,445 What happened to Donar? 715 00:48:28,365 --> 00:48:30,617 Sacrifice is the only noble act. 716 00:48:30,784 --> 00:48:34,621 As gods, it's our sustenance and currency. 717 00:48:36,373 --> 00:48:38,000 I regret nothing. 718 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:40,836 [ gunshot ] 719 00:48:41,003 --> 00:48:45,716 [ dramatic music ] 720 00:48:48,594 --> 00:48:50,345 MR. WEDNESDAY: He checked out.. 721 00:48:51,513 --> 00:48:53,265 1942. 722 00:48:54,433 --> 00:48:56,435 Somewhere outside of Philadelphia. 723 00:48:58,145 --> 00:48:59,730 So I heard. 724 00:48:59,896 --> 00:49:01,857 SHADOW: Suicide. 725 00:49:02,024 --> 00:49:03,942 Suicide: that's the kind of death 726 00:49:04,109 --> 00:49:06,153 that Gods can't come back from. 727 00:49:10,991 --> 00:49:13,035 Did the Valkyries provide safe passage? 728 00:49:16,913 --> 00:49:18,206 Honestly? 729 00:49:22,044 --> 00:49:23,670 I have no idea. 730 00:49:27,507 --> 00:49:32,220 MR. WEDNESDAY: ♪ Once I built a railroad, made it run ♪ 731 00:49:33,180 --> 00:49:36,099 ♪ Made it race against time ♪ 732 00:49:36,933 --> 00:49:41,772 ♪ Once I built a railroad, now it's done ♪ 733 00:49:42,981 --> 00:49:46,443 ♪ Brother can you spare a dime? ♪ 734 00:49:47,986 --> 00:49:52,282 ♪ Once I built a tower to the sun ♪ 735 00:49:53,075 --> 00:49:56,536 ♪ Brick and rivet and lime ♪ 736 00:49:57,829 --> 00:50:02,125 ♪ Once I built a tower, now it's done ♪ 737 00:50:03,752 --> 00:50:07,589 ♪ Brother can you spare a dime? ♪ 738 00:50:09,091 --> 00:50:14,763 ♪ Once in khaki suits Gee, we looked swell ♪ 739 00:50:15,847 --> 00:50:18,517 ♪ Full of that Yankee doodly dum ♪ 740 00:50:20,477 --> 00:50:24,606 ♪ Half a million boots went sloggin' through hell ♪ 741 00:50:25,357 --> 00:50:30,153 ♪ But I was the kid with the drum ♪ 742 00:50:31,488 --> 00:50:33,573 ♪ Say, don't you remember ♪ 743 00:50:34,741 --> 00:50:36,451 ♪ You called me Al? ♪ 744 00:50:38,036 --> 00:50:40,330 ♪ It was Al all the time ♪ 745 00:50:42,416 --> 00:50:44,376 ♪ Say, don't you remember ♪ 746 00:50:46,169 --> 00:50:47,754 ♪ I'm your pal ♪ 747 00:50:49,798 --> 00:50:54,594 ♪ Buddy can you spare a dime? ♪ 748 00:50:58,390 --> 00:51:01,560 [ rock music, Lou Reed ] 749 00:51:04,646 --> 00:51:07,274 ♪ All your two-bit psychiatrists ♪ 750 00:51:07,441 --> 00:51:09,526 ♪ Are giving you electro shock ♪ 751 00:51:10,694 --> 00:51:13,405 ♪ They say they let you live at home with mom and dad ♪ 752 00:51:13,572 --> 00:51:15,907 ♪ Instead of mental hospitals ♪ 753 00:51:16,074 --> 00:51:17,534 ♪ But every time ♪ 754 00:51:17,701 --> 00:51:19,494 ♪ You tried to read a book ♪ 755 00:51:19,661 --> 00:51:21,747 ♪ You couldn't get to page 17 ♪ 756 00:51:22,664 --> 00:51:25,125 ♪ 'Cause you forgot where you were ♪ 757 00:51:25,292 --> 00:51:27,294 ♪ So you couldn't even read ♪ 758 00:51:27,461 --> 00:51:29,796 ♪ Don't you know they're gonna kill your sons? ♪ 759 00:51:33,175 --> 00:51:35,385 ♪ Don't you know they're gonna kill your ♪ 760 00:51:35,552 --> 00:51:37,888 ♪ Kill your sons? ♪ 761 00:51:39,681 --> 00:51:44,311 ♪ They're gonna kill, kill your sons ♪ 762 00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:46,855 ♪ Until they run ♪ 763 00:51:47,022 --> 00:51:49,107 ♪ Run, run, run ♪ 764 00:51:49,274 --> 00:51:52,486 ♪ Run, run, run away ♪